Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.

>> The Joe Rogan Experience.

>> Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by

night. All day.

>> Yes.

>> Yes, boys. Cheers.

>> Let's go.

>> What is that? A boil soda.

>> Let's go.

>> Hold on. I need a drink.

>> What are you doing? Water. Hold on. Hold

on.

>> Have a bodega or sorts.

>> Why do you have water?

>> Cuz I didn't know we're about to start.

>> Where the hell?

>> Yeah. You got beers in there.

>> Changed. I got you. I'm ready. Let me

start with a beer and get get moving

here. I just got off a flight. Thank

you. Bodig available now. Hey, Gracia.

What is that?

>> What is this?

>> Uh, no. A voodoo ranger IPA.

>> Oh my god.

>> Uh, can you give me that ice cube? That

glass? Yeah. Thanks.

>> Thank you.

>> You're not into IPAs?

>> No. No.

>> If you're having one or two IPAs?

>> I used to be and then I gained like 45

[laughter] lbs in like a month.

>> It's a milkshake.

>> It was crazy.

>> It's a milkshake. I was drinking them

like Bud Light. I'd get done with the

show, I'd have [ __ ] 10 IP. This one's

nice.

>> They taste great, but they're heavy as

[ __ ]

>> Oh, Guinness is the heaviest, right?

>> I love it.

>> You can only have a few of those.

>> They're less calories.

>> Yeah.

>> Lower calories in a regular [ __ ] Yeah.

>> Yeah. Surprising.

>> That's crazy. I would have never

guessed.

>> Yeah.

>> No, they rule.

>> Second second only to Bud Light. I would

have thought it was like [laughter]

super

>> Hey, I would have thought all the super

creaminess and everything that it has to

be like heavy calories.

>> No, no, no. Vitamins.

>> So, a Budweiser versus a Guinness.

>> Bud's way fatter.

>> Wow.

>> Oh, yeah. It's all wheat.

>> Crazy.

>> Hey guys, let's leave the Annheiser Bush

family out of this.

>> Oh, sorry. [laughter] We've been through

enough.

>> It's a fine product.

>> We've been through enough, boys. They've

been through it now.

>> We miss you. [laughter]

>> So, a Miller versus a

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] Miller.

>> Is it crazy? This works. It actually

does.

>> It does.

>> Stop it from popping.

>> Does it actually work?

>> It does work.

>> How long you have to do it for?

>> Uh, I think that was enough. Look at

that. He threw me a beer.

>> That's incredible.

>> Yeah.

>> I wonder how the [ __ ] that works. And

who discovered it?

>> Some serious

>> little kids opening [ __ ] [laughter]

sodas.

>> Yeah. Do everything we can. [snorts]

>> Back when they didn't have phones, they

figured out a lot of things. So, you're

off the nicotine. I think it might

start.

>> Yeah.

>> You got a pouch. You got one on you.

>> Yeah. You're going to buzz out. Try one.

I've never done a pouch. It'll light you

up, dude. I don't mind going to light

you up. What are we doing here?

>> I think I'm going to stop because last

night I couldn't get to sleep cuz I I

was sitting in the green room and I just

kept [ __ ] chewing on them and then I

chewed on one on the way home and then I

got home and I I turned on the TV for a

little bit, popped another one in. Each

one of them is 6 milligrams. It's just

bang bang bang bang bang. And then when

it was time to go to bed, I was laying

in bed. I'm like, "Ah, fuck."

>> Yeah.

>> Like it's time to like seven.

>> Norman, you've never had one?

>> No. And it burns.

>> Yeah. You're going to hate that.

>> Last time you got [laughter] You're

going to [ __ ]

>> Oh, really? I already [ __ ]

>> It's going to It's going to burn your

brains. You're going to get hiccups. Get

nervous.

>> Hiccups. Oh, no. The nines. Those like

nines really give you Lucy's has a nine.

Nine milligs.

>> Nine milligram. These are six. These are

>> all right. All right. But six is a lot.

>> I like that. And Norman, you do this a

lot where you'll be like, "I'll do it."

And as soon as you do it, you go, "Oh,

[ __ ] Huge mistake."

>> Like that time you accidentally Molly.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. The green the green whatevers.

>> Molly. Molly was wonderful.

>> Oh, that was a bad night.

>> That was a I had such a nice night.

>> I had took the bus home.

>> You didn't have to do that. You

panicked.

>> I panicked. I had to get out of there.

But I took a bolt bus back to New York.

>> Bus on Molly. But we both took He was

like, "I'll do it if you do it." I was

like, "All right, I'll do it." We both

took Molly. And then instantly he was

like, "Why'd we do that? [laughter]

Yeah. Well, Big Jay wouldn't stop

talking. I had to get out of there.

>> Oh, no. [laughter] It was too much.

>> Philadelphia. You took a bolt bus back

to Philly.

>> Yeah. Chinatown bus from

>> Wow. Molly. You can't run around.

>> Why did you take a bus back?

>> We were poor.

>> It's convenient.

>> It was right there. It was late.

>> It was like a dollar.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> The bus was like a dollar.

>> It's downtown to downtown, too. It's

pretty quick.

>> Yeah.

>> This is hitting me.

>> You just got to watch one beheading on

the sit next to you. This is

>> going [laughter] to bug you. Goes quick,

dude. Keep it in. Don't spit it out.

>> Like Jason Stathithm on in crank.

>> Is that a Alp?

>> No, it's a Zen.

>> Zast. Yeah, six is a lot.

>> Woo. I'm wired.

>> You're going to die.

>> Let's go. Nwords. I'm cooking.

[laughter]

>> I'm giving it up.

>> I'm going to try at least cuz yesterday

on the podcast I had a bunch and then at

night I had a bunch and I was like,

"This is too much nicotine."

>> She tries sleeping pills. That's what I

do.

>> [ __ ] that. You got to stop at 78.

>> I always can sleep. That's the thing. I

never have a problem sleeping. I have to

sleep on a pile of rocks.

>> Yeah, you do espresso before bed.

>> Yeah, I have no problem with that. It's

just that the nicotine gets me. It's

just too much.

>> There's so much. They like I read

something you should only have like 3

milligrams or 6 milligrams a day and I

was like, "What?"

>> Oh, they're [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Shut up. [laughter]

>> Yeah, maybe I'm popping them before

workouts. Popping them while I'm

shooting my bow. Norman's getting

nervous. [laughter]

>> He's like, "Maybe I started too."

>> You might want to take it out.

>> You can take it out. Don't take it out.

My legs are tingling.

>> My toes must be twitching.

>> Yeah, you're going to start sneezing.

>> All right. How about that WNBA?

>> Fired up.

>> Yeah.

>> That dude who uh wants to qualify for

the WNBA. What's his name?

>> Caner.

>> Yeah. He just did trigonometry.

>> Oh jeez.

>> Freedom.

>> Hilarious.

>> He's getting into podcasting.

>> Yeah, of course. Smart move. Look, it's

a great move for him. They look they've

they've painted themselves into the most

looney position where they can't define

what a woman is.

>> I like when he went after LeBron.

>> What did he say?

>> And he's like, "Hey, you're always

stopping about human rights. Then you're

like saying NBA should go to China."

>> Uh like what what's Come on.

>> He had a good one a while ago about I

think the leader of

>> Turkey.

>> Uh Turkey. What's his name?

>> Vergean.

>> Notori

[laughter]

that was like his first controversy.

Yeah, that's when he was like, "Yeah,

his family had to disown him."

>> Yeah. Like, you can't come back to

Turkey.

>> So, he's like a troll.

>> No, no, no. He was

>> kind That was rebel.

>> Oh, it was badass.

>> That was a good one.

>> Okay. This uh thing that he's doing

where he's pretending that he's a woman

is very smart. Like, in this day and

age, we almost need someone that's a

public figure to do something like that

to show everyone how ridiculous it is

that some psychopath can just pretend

that they're a woman and knock women

over on the court.

>> I got to take this out. Norman's

Norman's a [ __ ] woman, dude.

>> There's uh what? My belly.

>> There's some country where there is Oh,

it's France where there's a transgender

woman on the team just dominates.

>> It's a giant dude. A giant dude just

dominating these chicks.

>> The ticket sales are up.

>> I doubt they're not.

>> No one's talked about more than the last

two weeks.

>> What's that?

>> No one's talked about this league more

than the last

>> WBA found it. That's true. Cuz nobody

cared about the league at all forever.

This is the guy.

>> Yo.

>> Whoa.

>> Like that's [ __ ] preposterous.

>> Just literally preposterous.

>> She's on the B- league.

>> I don't know.

>> I don't think she's in the pros.

>> No, she plays for some France.

>> French national under under

>> Wouldn't turn down an offer to play in

the NBA or WNBA. That's

>> hilarious.

>> Why would you want to go where the money

sucks?

>> Go for 75 grand a [laughter] year.

>> It's a weird thing. Like a really hard

guy. Got a horrible paycheck. They

actually got it up. Who's the biggest

baller in the WNBA? Like, who makes the

most? I don't know who makes the most,

but

>> Clark's got those endorsements.

>> Asia. Asia Wilson.

>> She's the best player.

>> Asia Wilson's the best player.

>> And the girl with the glasses with the

poofy hair. She's very good.

>> Boston.

>> I don't know. If you said her name, I

know she's

>> like, what is what is like top player?

>> I'm sure their salaries suck, but

endorsements. It's endorsements.

>> Yeah. So, Kaitlin Clark is probably the

highest paid. So the more controversy

there is, the more people do come to see

them. So do you think do you think they

allow them to to foul more now? Because

>> they went with That's what I was about

to say. Nobody watched the league

forever. It hemorrhaged money forever

and then

>> the first profitable year last year.

>> Racial division. They go, "Oo, there's

money here

>> and now we got the transgender thing."

>> Well, the transgender thing is not real

yet. There's not a real transgender

person in the WNBA. But there definitely

some [ __ ] roller derby [ __ ] going

down. They're throwing those [ __ ] on

their heads.

>> I like it. I like it. It's 80s

basketball. Is Larry Bird gonna knock

down punching somebody? I might bring a

whole league of Bill Ambbeers.

>> Bring that back.

>> Stephen A. Smith had a real good point

when he was talking about the comparison

between Michael Jordan, you know, like

the athletes of today versus and one of

the things that he was talking about was

the physicalness of the game.

>> Hands off on the stars sucks. Yeah, they

would. And you watch some highlights

like showing what it was like Jesus,

they threw down

>> when they retired Bill's number, they

instructed the ushers to cheap shot

everyone as they're showing their seats

out of [laughter] respect.

>> That's awesome.

>> Yeah, those guys fought.

>> Yeah, it got ridiculous. And now the

WNBA is doing the same thing.

>> The best was Oakley. They were like,

break up a fight and at the foul line he

was just like, hey, they won't let us

meet me outside though afterwards. Let's

meet you outside and let's actually do

it. The crazy thing about the WNBA,

imagine if the NBA had the same sexual

dynamic.

>> Imagine if the the most of the team was

a bunch of gay dudes

>> who were like very aggressive and

black's [laughter]

already there.

>> Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know

what I'm saying? Imagine if you reverse

that. If the WNBA was just a bunch of

straight people playing basketball, no

controvers, no sex isn't even a thought

in the NBA. No one thinks about gay

players in the NBA. In the WNBA,

>> there's a ton of like out

>> mostly gay. Mostly big black gay ladies

>> and uh a few scared looking Sophie

Cumminghams that have to point fingers

at people. You're surrounded [laughter]

>> like by people who think you're, you

know, like perhaps sex sexually

attractive.

>> And the hedros that come in the the rest

of them go like, I'm going to turn you.

>> They try to turn the head.

>> Wow.

>> They're like conquest for sure.

>> They've made it into a reality show.

It's become like Real Housewives.

They're all just fight now, right?

That's the only reason you watch.

>> But it is an interesting sexual dynamic.

>> Of course,

>> cuz imagine if it was like that in the

NBA,

>> but this happened with the women's.

Giant homos. [laughter]

>> Just big giant 7 foot tall gay guys.

>> All right, break it up.

>> Trying to [ __ ] break it up.

>> Wild partying going everywhere and

[ __ ] wearing leather and [ __ ]

>> Are they do that?

>> Are they dating?

>> Very gay.

>> The NBA

outfit

fashion show and they walk into the

locker room, they all wear the craziest

[ __ ] outfits.

>> Hats.

>> Really? Derby hats.

>> Yeah.

>> Wait a minute. What? Oh, yeah.

>> This is just fashionable.

>> Black culture.

>> That's not

like a muppet.

>> The shoes and the mask. The mask.

>> You don't see Larry Bird wearing that.

>> What is Okay. What's going on?

This is crazy. He's going to fall. Going

to step on a stair wrong.

>> What is that, Clay?

>> Whoa.

>> Wait a minute. They really dress like

this

>> every game. Is this a big thing? Do they

get like sponsors for their clothing? Uh

like a setup

>> Matt Gala every day.

>> So you see them walking through the

hallways. That's the deal.

>> Pull up Magic Johnson, son, if you can.

>> Oh jeez.

>> He's not [laughter]

talking about a wacky outfit

>> or Dwayne Wade off to a hot start,

fellas.

>> Well, just [ __ ] go. [laughter]

We're back.

>> Look at that. I mean that he's like this

was not the kind of gay that I was

talking [laughter] about. Look at

Draymond and the cat.

>> I stumbled upon an Instagram page called

Comecore.

What the [ __ ] kid?

Hardcore music for gay guys.

>> So, it's gay guys in like little like

nipple leather straps and jock straps

and motorcycle hats. Yeah.

>> You know, barechested hairy and they're

doing hardcore music and they're just

talking about sucking dicks and getting

[ __ ]

>> Oh boy.

>> So, that's the kind of gay I was talking

about. This is just fashionable.

>> That would be the type of gay you would

be if you were gay. You'd be a

>> like a

>> Yeah,

>> I bet I'd get bored.

>> I get bored with it.

>> I'd probably settle down with some

twink.

>> No way. You have to fight. [laughter]

>> You'd be You go to come back a lot.

>> The thing about like the those gay guys

that don't have kids, all they want to

do is [ __ ]

>> Yeah.

>> Like they [laughter] just [ __ ] all the

time.

>> You don't have any kids. No one can get

pregnant. They just [ __ ] all the time.

>> Sure. I know a guy the commerce store

good-looking guy and his boyfriend was

like uh can you just he would cheat all

the time and he's like can you just not

give me AIDS

>> and then and then our friend he goes

>> I can't promise that [laughter]

there goes AIDS doesn't even scare

anybody anymore

>> what's worse aids are pregnant question

>> well a guy gets pregnant you're like

well you've been lied to you've been

[ __ ] a fake guy

>> true

>> but you got prep now prep is big

>> but the thing about like trans men like

they can't get pregnant anymore it's one

of the side effects. One of the side

effects of taking all the testosterone,

it makes them infertile.

>> Also, trans women potentially no period,

which I think is an advantage. All these

other girls have to worry about a

>> being mean for a week.

>> Exactly. And they fight. There's no no

trans period.

>> But it's male.

>> That's an advantage of they don't worry

about having a [laughter] heavy on top

of that, you're dosing yourself up with

estrogen. So like where are you doing it

once a week? Does is there a spike in

your estrogen? Then is it dip down? Do

you get you know do you have balance it

out between masculine and feminine?

>> Jamie, depending on your injections,

>> I see the trash can.

>> It is. It is.

>> That means you've been thinking about

this and I apologize for leaving cans.

It's

>> fine. Just

>> I leave cans every time I leave. You're

right. I didn't even think about it

until I noticed you put a trash can

here.

>> Don't sweat it, big dog.

>> But they painted themselves in a corner

cuz if they don't let the the guy in, it

looks bad. But if they do, he's going to

dunk. Well, the thing is, can you define

what a woman is? And until you can't, if

you can't define what a woman is, then

you're an idiot, and this is nonsense.

And that's what your ideology is. Your

ideology is so stupid, you can't define

the difference between a male and a

female. And so, you've decided that

people identifying with something means

it's a real thing, and you have to say

it because everybody else says it, and

they scare you, and they'll they'll

cancel you and go after you. So,

everyone's agreed to nonsense. So this

is where we painted ourselves into this

dumbass [ __ ] corner.

>> I think everybody kind of

>> agrees. It's like

>> even AOC was just talking about how woke

point 1.0 was crazy

>> and all the different things that she

was saying, all the defund the police

talk that was going on that everybody

realized that's a ridiculous thing to

say.

>> I think both sides on sports are like

this is a stupid issue. We shouldn't

that's no we're not going to die on

that.

>> Democrats are like it's we're taking

that off the table.

>> What do you mean? They're like, "Yeah,

we I think it's like 80% of Democrats

don't don't think trans women sports."

Yeah.

>> So, it's just the right dunking on the

left because they're like,

>> "Yeah, but it was there's a thing where

those people that are the most radical

will come after you if you don't agree

wholeheartedly with their nonsense. So,

if you say anything like, you know,

look, trans women aren't women. They're

men who identify as women, which is

fine, but there's a biological

distinction that protects women in

sports, and that's chromosomes. We know

XX chromosome, you're a woman. X Y,

you're a dude. Do it that way. Call

yourself whatever the [ __ ] you want. But

if you want to play in the WNBA, you

have to have XX. And if you want to be a

[ __ ] Well, look, that's the other

thing. No one gives a [ __ ] if a trans

man wants to try and play in the NBA.

>> Here's something.

>> No one's No one's trying to stop that.

That was fun.

>> Fun. Wait till someone in WNBA comes out

as a man.

>> That's the rumor.

>> That is a rumor. Solid one. Not gonna

say who, but do they wipe their name off

the record books?

>> That's maybe that's why they're holding

off.

>> They probably should.

>> They should.

>> Well, if you look at Jenn Hall of Fame.

>> Yeah. And he actually got those stats as

a player.

>> If you were like, I was a man the whole

time. You'd be like, "Oh, yeah. You

>> Caitlyn Jenner won the Olympics as

Bruce.

>> But what happens if you go back to the

Olympics in 1976?" You won the Olympics.

>> Wipe it.

>> Does it say Bruce or does it say

Caitlyn?

>> Who's on the waties?

>> I think Bruce won it. Right. Bruce, I

don't know.

>> That's dead naming and that can get you

killed.

>> I bet Bruce was like

>> dead naming can get you It used to get

you banned from Twitter for life.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

>> Wow. That's not bad. That's a good place

to be. Actually,

>> those people should be on there.

>> Those people are probably doing great

right now.

>> A lot better psychologically.

>> They'll probably have added years onto

their lives.

>> It's like banning you from heroin.

[laughter]

>> It's like that's probably for the best.

>> Let's

>> Not even that cuz heroin's fun. I bet. I

bet heroin's fun. Twitter's never fun.

>> Twitter's never fun.

>> I was hoping bought it, he would just

[snorts]

>> like bury it.

>> Well, it's more fun. It's more fun with

him.

>> It's wilder.

>> It's wilder.

>> It's like full on wild west.

>> They figured out

>> Yeah.

>> They're doing something now where when

people get paid, you have to you can

only get paid for original or accurate

content. Because there's people that

were what they were doing was just

saying like Shane Gillis murders six in

a bar and then you make a story. I hear

five.

>> You make a story and [laughter] you post

it and everybody clicks on it and you

get money just from a full-on madeup

story. And there was a ton of those cuz

these foreign companies would just make

thousands of [ __ ] fake accounts and

then maybe millions and then make a

bunch of fake stories. So there's fake

stories flooding your timeline and

you're like what? And you look at it,

600,000 views. This must be real. And

then you click on it, too. So, they're

making money off it.

>> A good thing, though, now that all the

news is fake.

>> Yeah.

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>> Maybe we can stop giving a [ __ ] about

the news all the time.

>> It'd be nice.

>> It'd be nice to

>> Now I look I see any article I go I

don't know if that's real.

>> It's probably fake. I would have no way

of knowing.

>> Speaking of which, what are your people

doing in Argentina? Did you your people

light Argentina on fire and now they're

trying to steal it? That's what I heard.

>> English.

>> Oh, that's your new people. [laughter]

>> He's a red loven

[laughter] with Argentino.

>> You got to pick a side. I don't know who

you are anymore.

>> So, they started a fire.

>> I'm not going to be anti-Semitic.

>> It's [laughter] not even anti-Semitic.

It's talked about policy.

But

>> we do love we do love illegal uh

campfires.

>> Yeah. They lit they lit it on fire and

now they're giving a 100,000 hect well

some Israelis lit this part of Patagonia

on fire and then they're giving

>> Chile in Patagonia or Argentina.

>> Argentina.

>> Oh, that's

>> I believe it's Patagonia. I might be

wrong. But the the point is they lit an

a gigantic amount of forest on fire and

now when I was there when I was there

>> is giving Israel that land.

>> What do you mean?

>> What? Fun story. Fun story.

>> Give it a goo. This is all

>> When I was there I was lighting I was

lighting campfires [clears throat] you

know and as you work your way down at

some point they're like no campfires in

the national park. I was like what? And

then you would just start lighting them

and then they go you know this whole

place burned like seven years ago to the

ground cuz of campfires. I was like

>> nope. Well, the thing about campfires,

you're just giving any [ __ ] the

ability just light fires in the woods.

>> Feel how crazy that is? It's so

>> throw a bush in.

>> There should be way more forest fires.

>> Put the bench in there.

>> Would you really think about how stupid

people are? There should be probably a

lot more forest fires than there are.

>> Yeah.

>> What about Malibu? Was that Was that

planned?

>> That was a That was arson. They got

Yeah, the guy's in jail. They caught him

trying to get back. That's straight up

arson. I don't [ __ ] psychopath

[laughter] in jail.

>> I don't know.

>> He uh was inspired by Luigi. Johnny

>> really to do something.

>> Yes. He's inspired by Luigi to light the

palisades on fire.

>> Yeah. He was looking all the rich

houses, right? And going people.

>> There was a lot of people that were

lighting things on fire. Um while it was

while the chaos was happening, people

were just out there lighting things on

fire. Huberin caught people on video. He

caught some Yeah. He caught some guys in

Malibu on video lighting things on fire.

They had gasoline. They had [ __ ]

lighters. They had torches. People were

just running around lighting parts like

contributing to it.

>> Wow.

>> The question is, is that orchestrated?

>> No. You've you've empowered a bunch of

[ __ ] mentally ill people to camp on

your streets when things go sideways and

they burn it all to the ground. That

hurts them zero. And it's fun.

>> That's what I'm talking about with the

parks.

>> Yeah. [clears throat]

>> We shot some frisbees.

>> Okay. No one has been publicly

identified or proven to have started the

recent Patagonia fires in Argentina.

Investigators in Chibat have said at

least one blaze appeared to be

deliberately set, but the investigation

has not established a named perpetrator.

Claims blaming I don't know what that

word is. Mapuche communities or Israeli

visitors are unsubstantiated.

uh Chub Chabat Chabat's chief prosecutor

said

>> uh rejected the Mupuche allegation

>> and reporting saying prosecutors did not

consider the claims against Israelis a

credible lead.

>> Okay, but now here's the question. Did

they really just give that land to

Israel? Did they give a 100 hectares or

whatever that is?

>> That's that's fake.

>> They throw Israel in everything.

>> They really do. Everything leads back to

Israel.

>> Is it all fake?

>> I mean, I just it's everything I look up

online says.

>> So, so this is if it is fake. If it is

fake, this is a perfect example what

we're talking about.

>> Wilder example where they create these

stories.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, there's probably something to

the What is that?

>> There's stuff on the Twitter that says

it, but

>> Okay. What does it say on Twitter?

>> I mean, I don't know that it's accurate

or what these accounts are, you know?

>> Right. What does it say though? From

Shadow Intel X.

>> Yeah. So, I don't know. Definitely true.

Definitely real.

>> Yeah, it's

>> But let's uh So,

>> yeah.

>> So, here it is. Look at this guy. Is

that a bot? Dr. Sam Yousef, PhD, PhD,

DPT.

>> 760,000 followers.

>> It might be real. [snorts]

>> And what does it say? Argentina exposes

Israel takeover plan and the government

is in on it. Uh, Argentinian

presidential spokesman just blew the lid

on the secret. What does it say though?

>> I don't know. Let me

>> click on show more.

protected rule and conservative land can

now be sold to foreign private entities

once a fire passes through it. See, this

is the problem. What what I was reading

in this story was someone design

>> it can be sold once a fire has passed

through it. So emojis in it.

>> They lit it on fire.

>> It's legit.

>> Well, once you have emojis, it knows you

care.

>> I like that Argentina copied our White

House press conference room, though.

>> That's pretty cool.

>> That's cool.

>> That's pretty Yeah, we were.

>> Yeah, we were in there doing press

conferences, me and Shane and Okconor.

Yeah, it was good. It was pretty nice.

>> The White House press conference.

>> Well, we didn't know we were going to

go.

>> We were just We were walking around DC

>> and then one of Shane CIA friends was

like, "Do you want to come in?" They're

like, "Yeah." They were like, "Pus isn't

here. He's in Tennessee at a [ __ ] UFC

event." [laughter]

>> Yeah. So, they were like, "He's in

Florida. No snipers are here." So, we're

like, "Oh, sick."

>> They're like, "Put us isn't here. He's

in Florida at UFC."

>> So, that was the Miami UFC.

>> That's my guy. [laughter]

>> That's my president, y'all.

>> He's not working. He's at UFC. How wild

was the UFC at the White House? That was

wild.

>> That was insane, right? That was like

fun.

>> I'm so glad I talked you into doing

that.

>> Yeah, me too. You had to go.

>> I'm like, this is only going to happen

one time in jail history. I was like, I

I shouldn't [ __ ] go.

>> You were wrestling with it.

>> There was motorcycles going over the

floor.

>> That's what got me.

>> I was laying on my couch after I

canceled. I said yes and canceled like

four times. And then the last time I

canceled was the day before. And then I

saw they were doing [ __ ] dirt bikes

on the front lawn and I was like, I

gotta see this.

>> Yeah, [laughter] I should see this.

>> We were at the seller and he was like,

he was like, what should I do? I I don't

think I should I don't want the heat.

I'm like, yeah, don't go. He goes, but I

I don't want to tell him. Let me do what

to do. I'm like, no, no, don't. No, go.

[laughter]

>> Yeah, I know. Everyone agreed with me,

no matter which side you were, like,

yeah, I see.

>> I was at the seller and I was like, I

don't feel like [ __ ] dealing with it.

Also,

>> war in Iran are this this is a crazy

time to be like, I support this.

Everyone had a great time but Nate

[snorts]

>> Nate was Nate had a good time.

>> Well, not later.

>> Yeah, but he doesn't care. He's not

reading it. It didn't affect his ticket

sales at all. All these people saying

that they canceled. [ __ ] off. He sells

out two [ __ ] stadiums a night. That

was a fake one. It was the same

newspaper writing 10 articles.

>> Yeah. Well, it's just they they'll go

after anybody who's even remotely

connected to that White House.

>> Also, it's [ __ ] fight. It's just

sports.

>> It's just not saying [ __ ]

I was so happy to see that Gage fight.

>> Gage is the best.

>> One of the coolest fights.

>> The perfect ending. And he beat a guy

who most people thought was the best

pound-for-pound fighter in the world.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. Tapora is a monster. Two division

world champion.

>> Deport is one of the most skillful guys

that's ever fought in MMA. He's [ __ ]

good, man.

>> Oh yeah.

>> But Gi pulled it off. Pulled it off in

front of the whole world and then did a

backflip off the [ __ ] top of the cage

with the White House behind him

>> and landed in the middle of the cage.

>> Yeah. I saw the dirt bikes. I saw the

practice flyovers. I was like, I got to

see these [ __ ] flyovers.

>> Yeah. I just was

>> It was so sick.

>> When we were talking, I'm like, "This is

never going to happen again in human

history."

>> Well, apparently Teddy Roosevelt had

fights on the lawn. Really?

>> Back in the day. They've had fought with

his wife.

>> Well, unless you got a time machine,

[ __ ] You're never going to see it

again.

>> It's funny seeing people weigh in.

They're like, "It's cage fighting and

it's [clears throat] like it's human

[ __ ] fighting." I'm like, "Bro, this

it's not a new sport." [laughter]

>> You're like these leftwing people are

just discovering.

>> So Biden did some wild things in the

White House lawn. Just saying.

>> What do you do? They have Easter egg

hunts.

>> They had fun.

>> Well, you remember they had the [ __ ]

with their titties out?

>> Something like that.

>> It's also [laughter] fun.

>> They had a bunch of trans ladies with

their tits out and it was Yeah. What's

really funny, they took pictures like

for Instagram with their tits out in

front of the White House and then people

were saying that the cage fight is

desecrating the lawn. Like come on,

guys.

>> Dude, if you have a lawn that

>> both things are ridiculous, but at least

one thing is cool to look at.

>> One thing is fun

>> and the other one is the UFC. Both

[laughter] fun.

I was trying.

>> Yeah, I was trying.

>> He set up the dunk. [laughter]

>> All seemed like a fun time. Have fun

with that lawn.

>> Fighter jets ruled. The fights ruled.

>> Bro, the fighter jets were so close to

each other. That's what freaked me out.

I was like, if one of these

>> Did you hear about the terrorist attack?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah. I did I did Bennington's podcast

the next day and he told me about it.

>> Oh yeah. And I was like, oh

>> yeah, dude.

>> It was elaborate. They had a guy pushing

people towards one way and then another

people would

>> drones bombs on drones.

>> That uh I don't think that crowd would

have gone the direction whoever didn't

would want them to.

>> Right.

>> That crowd would have been sprinting

directly at whoever was shooting the

craziest group of people.

>> They would have stomped that dude to

death.

>> My section that I was sitting in was

like 10 Medal of Honor winners.

>> Oh god.

>> Waiting for this.

>> They were like, "Please let there be a

sniper, dude." They would UFC fighters

and soldiers.

>> But you see there was snipers all over

the roof. Did you notice that?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. There's snipers all over the

rooftop. There was guys everywhere. It

was so heavily protected. It was crazy

cuz I was like, I don't want to do this.

I was really like, I don't want to be a

part of this. This is going to be too

much of a zoo. Too crazy. I don't like

it for the fighters. You have to fight

outside. What if it rains? What if it's

too hot? What if it's this? What if it's

that?

>> Yeah. Fight outside.

>> So, part of me was like, but then I was

like, shut up. You sent me that video

when you were like practicing or like

when you guys were doing like a walk

through the day before you sent me. He

was like, "Come on, [ __ ] Don't

[laughter] be a pussy." And I was like,

"Fuck, he's right. I'm being a [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ]

>> It's just It's never going to happen

again." It was so insane. Me and DC and

John Anick were just looking at each

other going, "What the [ __ ] is this?

>> What a backdrop. This is insane. We're

on the lawn of the White House."

>> But TMZ tried to get you.

>> They got [ __ ] 20 beers deep walking

out. [laughter] Uh, what do you think

about saying Michelle Obama's man? I was

like, I didn't [ __ ] like it.

>> And I was like, but he's funny.

>> All right.

>> The funny thing is

Joe Rogan didn't say anything when he

said that. I'm like, the guy just beat

the [ __ ] out of Derrick Lewis. What am I

going to do? [laughter]

>> I'm scared.

>> What am I going to do? What am I going

to do? Hey, don't do that. And he throws

me.

>> The problem with it was on paper

hilarious.

>> Hilarious.

>> To to win a fight on the White House

lawn and then call a former first lady a

man. If you wrote that down, I'd be

like, "That's funny."

>> But the thing is, he says Michelle

Obama's a man every time I interview

him.

>> Really?

>> Yes.

>> You said it the last time I interviewed

him, too.

>> When I'm sitting there, when I'm sitting

in that crowd going, [laughter] "This is

probably a bad look. This is a weird

group of people. This is" And then the

guy wins and goes, "Shut up. I was a

man." I was in the crowd just like, "You

[ __ ] [laughter]

ruined it.

>> You're doing exactly what they said we

do."

>> He did a smart thing. I mean, it's very

[laughter] rude.

It's very rude, but it's a smart thing

cuz we're all still talking about it.

Otherwise, it's just another fight of

the night.

>> Talk about the Holocaust, too.

>> No, Diego Lopez. Diego Lopez knocked

[laughter] out Steve Garcia. No one's

talking about Diego Lopez and Steve

Garcia in the regular news. They're

talking about this guy all day long. The

next time he shows up at a UFC event,

the crowd is going to go [ __ ]

bananas. And if he wins, he's a

superstar. And he probably doubled his

income by saying Michelle Obama's a man.

M

>> yeah, but

>> that's what this WNBA players.

>> He's a [ __ ] pro wrestling heel.

>> Of course.

>> I know. It just validates everything

that

>> I literally as soon as he said I was

like

[laughter]

>> Michelle need to come on board. They

still can't define a woman. They all

need to come on board. This is all

everyone's ridiculous.

>> The last time I went to one of these

fights was so much lamer with Rogan. We

went to a fight on the lawn of Do you

remember this?

>> Which one?

>> The [ __ ]

>> Oh, the Playboy Mansion.

>> Play mansion. [laughter]

It was so bad people didn't know what

they were doing.

>> Wait, what?

>> This old [ __ ] man.

>> I think that was Force. Was it Strike

Force?

>> It was below that.

>> I think it was even worse.

>> Remember the company?

>> You went to the Playboy Mansion for a

fight?

>> Yeah. Wow.

>> I'm pretty sure it was Strike Force.

>> This old magazine mogul [ __ ] limps

out in front of us like five fights in

and sits down with these hookers. And

>> you know what's weird is how no

>> I guess he wouldn't be there. Playboy.

[laughter] What's weird is how dated the

place was. What was it? Uh

>> strike force.

>> What was weird was how dated the mansion

is. It's like there's an old button

phone on the grotto.

>> He was old as [ __ ]

>> Not just old, it's like everything's

just sad. Everything in the past.

>> Cosby was there all day.

>> Everything is like it, you know,

obviously it's all gone now. Somebody

did somebody buy it? Imagine if we

bought the mansion, started doing

podcasts out of the mansion.

>> Wait, are we there? Look at that

picture. Go back up. I think we're right

near him behind him.

>> Perhaps.

>> There you are. Are you on the right?

[laughter]

>> What a weird Imagine. Look, he died at

the right time.

>> Better then.

>> That guy died at the right time.

>> Half

>> cuz if he was alive today, oh my god,

they come for him. Imagine what the me

too would have been like for half.

>> That's a documentary about him. It's

pretty rough.

>> Yeah.

>> A good bit about Is uh the mansion for

sale? Find out if the Playboy mansion is

for sale.

>> I think the son took Well, at least the

business. The son took over the

business,

>> but they still have the mansion.

>> Is the magazine even going?

>> Why would it?

>> It's like if you go to some movie star's

[ __ ] house, then they were a movie

star in like the 80s. You go to their

house and they're in Malibu and you show

up and their hair's all [ __ ] up and

they're kind of drunk.

>> Okay, come on inside. What's wrong with

that?

>> Lenolium floor with like holes in it.

[ __ ] You're like, what's wrong with

>> I bet Seagal's house is hilarious. Me

and Norma went we went to we went to

[ __ ] Elvis's house.

>> Oh cutting edge. It was like four TVs.

You can watch every channel.

>> 100 million. [ __ ] you.

>> I think we're out.

>> That's a little high.

>> The sale original listing price was 200

million. God.

>> What do you get? The [ __ ]

>> I mean, this is a

>> It's a lot of land.

>> The guy who makes cupcakes bought it.

>> Hostess.

>> A hostess guy.

>> I bet he's just running around licking

the floor.

>> Yeah. Oh god. [laughter]

A

>> getting fil get that get all that cream

and snail trail off the floor.

[laughter]

>> The is but that area where where he's at

like that uh that amount of land might

be worth $100 million. That's like

Brentwood, right? And it's a big

>> park there. Take us in shuttles up

there.

>> Yeah. You remember when he had he had a

like a big aviary and there was all

these birds in there and [ __ ] Do you

remember that? I don't remember that

one.

>> We were walking around cuz we were high.

We were pretty son. We were as [ __ ] We

took some edibles.

>> Only you go to the Playboy Mansion like,

"Let's see these cranes." [laughter]

>> Like cool birds, man. There was cool

birds. 5 acres. 5 acres in that area is

worth a lot of money.

>> 12 bedrooms, 21 bathrooms.

>> Was there a party in the mansion after

the fights?

>> I don't remember. We got out of here. We

We were nobodyies back then. We got on a

shuttle. No, we didn't see any tits. No,

we just saw the fights. We just went to

watch the fights. It was like edibles

and watched the fights.

>> Joe Rogan was like he was once on a show

news radio. [laughter]

>> Nobody cared.

>> I think that was the Fear Factor days.

>> Maybe early.

>> I think it was like year one or two of

Fear Factor. It was early on, man. It

was early cuz this is before like

Ultimate Fighter was

>> by the way. My bad on that.

>> What? What?

>> She be like, "Did you stay and look at

Tit right away?" [laughter]

>> Yeah. My bad, fellas. No [ __ ] ass

girlfriend question.

>> There was no tits to see. It was really

like they rented the place out.

>> Never stay for the end of the parties.

>> I know. [laughter]

>> I agree.

>> We It's like they rented the place out

as like a a location, you know, like

where you could [ __ ] have your

conference there. That's what it felt

like.

>> They sold it off little by little.

>> It was very professional.

>> All [laughter] good. Fellas,

>> above board.

>> We can move on.

>> No, no Grotto. Nothing. I mean, I'd have

to look around. I don't even know if

there was one.

>> Those are the days where we used to have

to go to Englewood to get our weed. We

have to go and we have we used to have

to go to get it medical cuz there was no

it wasn't legal unless you had a medical

license. So, you'd have to go to the

Englewood. And the place that I went to

the I had to stop going there cuz the

guy got shot. He got robbed

>> cuz they only could get they

>> deposit your money because they were

like that's drug money.

>> They shot the doctor.

>> They shot a dude working there. A dude I

knew.

>> I was like, "All right, that's for sale

still. He was still alive and you had to

allow him to stay. [snorts]

>> Oh, really?

>> That's hilarious.

>> You have to live with an old man.

>> However, the [clears throat] sale comes

with one catch. Anyone who wants to live

like Hugh Hefner will have to live with

him. [laughter]

>> Whoa,

>> that's crazy. The sale is predicated the

new owner allowing the 89year-old

Playboy publisher and we assume his

various playmates to stay in the house.

>> So, you could buy the house, but he gets

to stay in it.

>> What a buddy. What a buddy cop show that

would be [laughter] hanging out.

>> What a weird place billionaire and Hugh.

>> What a weird place you are in your life

where you're like, I don't have much

time left. I'm going to die in this

house, but I don't have any money.

>> Oh, and I have this big ass house, but

if I sell the house, then I got to move.

Maybe I can try to sell the house and

stay in it. And they know I'm going to

die in it. And then they take it.

>> It's a tough deal. You got to watch a

guy die. The horniest guy of all time

die while he's while you have a

21bedroom house.

>> You would just send dirty horse to go

[ __ ] him to death.

>> The uh the pump. I know. Uh Larry Flint

at the dick pump.

>> Larry L got shot. He got shot.

Paralyzed. Yeah.

>> Oh, I didn't know that.

>> Yeah, he got shot.

>> Damn.

>> Yeah, that's why he's in a wheelchair.

>> Come shot.

>> Is he still Hey,

nice.

>> Is he still alive?

>> I think Michigan.

>> Yeah, he's got to be dead. He's got to

be dead.

>> Got to be an awesome guest.

>> Uh

>> oh yeah.

>> No, he passed away in 2021.

>> Still rolling. [snorts]

[laughter]

>> We're having a time. That was okay.

>> Yeah, we missed the boat on that guy,

too. [ __ ]

>> Yeah, that would have been a good one.

>> That would have been a good one.

>> It was a good movie, too.

>> Yeah, it was.

>> It was.

>> Courtney Love is good, man. Very good.

>> Norm was in that.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> Look at that fat honk.

>> What a beast. What do you how do you get

shot?

>> With a gun.

>> Yeah, I remember this. So, he was like a

big proponent of like free speech.

>> Yeah, he was a big free speech guy.

>> Yeah. What was the I don't remember what

the assassination attempt was about.

>> See if you can find it.

>> Crazy about the magazine. They had

racist jokes galore.

>> Oh, so racist.

>> It was crazy.

>> The highlight.

>> Well, they were weren't just racist.

They were like the sex was like very

harsh. Like everything was harsh. Jesus.

>> Way worse than Playboy.

>> Oh, yeah. aggressive way better than

play aggressively

bad. So, what was the um what was the

shooting about?

>> Yeah.

>> Go to uh get off of images and go to all

>> Sometimes you can just find it that way.

>> White supremacist.

>> Oh, white supremacist murder who shot

Larry Flynn is executed. They killed him

in 2013.

>> What? White suprem Why would he shoot

him? The racist jokes were all

>> had a lot of problems. He's a white

supremacist. He's racist. Maybe you put

black chicks in the movie in the in the

magazine.

>> Oh, that'll do it.

>> That'll do it.

>> So, what was So, uh

charges

>> fighting a misdemeanor obscenity charge.

Local attorney Gene Reeves was also shot

on the sidewalk as both men walked back

to my [ __ ] pop-ups

>> to court. When you see a popup like

that, what doesn't it make you not want

to buy whatever that [ __ ] is forever?

>> Like, [ __ ] you.

>> It makes you want to block the whole

page.

>> Yeah. Like you make me press that X, you

savage. [ __ ] you.

>> This nicotine is a bad idea.

>> Terrible, right?

>> I'm like uncomfortable.

>> That's me last night at 2:00 in the

morning. This sucks.

>> I knew it's

>> I can't relax.

>> They're so strong.

>> Relax.

>> Maybe the booze will help, but I'm

flying and I can't. I got like beautiful

mind numbers over my head here.

>> Hey, dude. You got rid of your shitty

watch. What happened?

>> Hey, I got the Omega.

>> No,

>> look at that, fatty. It was free. Well,

thank God you got rid of that dumbass

[ __ ]

>> It It died. Finally broke. I was going

to kill it when you weren't looking.

>> You didn't throw it out, did you?

>> No, I got it.

>> I know you kept it coughing at all.

[laughter]

>> I know you kept it.

>> I kept it. I love that watch.

>> It's a little Timex tin.

>> I think

>> I would have been actually sad if you

threw it up.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> You got to put that on.

>> Where'd you get that watch?

>> I did a There's a I did some show in

Cleveland. There's a guy named Teddy and

he has a watch show and if you do the

show, you get a watch.

>> That's better than the [ __ ] Teddy.

Sorry.

>> Yeah. Huh?

>> Teddy Baltasari.

>> Yeah, maybe.

>> Yeah, the guy on YouTube.

>> Bert did it. Bert did it. Tom did it.

[clears throat]

>> Yeah. Uh, he's really good.

>> He's good. Any watch you want.

>> So, I went with Omega.

>> That's cool. Nice. Beautiful watch.

>> Can I get this wet or no?

>> Oh, yeah. 100%. All right.

>> Yeah, definitely. No doubt about it.

>> Okay.

>> Which model is that? Is that a

chronograph

>> Speed Master?

>> That's what I have. I just got this one

for my birthday.

>> Hey, look at that.

>> My wife got me this one. RPing

already.

>> It's a great Joe

quick.

>> Yeah, Omegas are my favorite. They're

all fun watch the best thing I own this

watch.

>> Omegas and I I like Seyos. I really like

Grand Seikos and Seyos.

>> Japanese, right?

>> They never [ __ ] up. They last forever.

You could [ __ ] run them through the

mud.

>> They got the quartz.

>> They never mess up. No. No. They're

They're all It's all automatic.

>> American serial killer and white

supremacist who murdered 16 people

between 78 and 1980. either admitted to

or was convicted of shooting 22 people

across 10 US states.

>> Whoa.

>> Which he drifted between while likely

supporting himself with money from bank

robberies.

>> Whoa.

>> That's got to be a movie by that guy.

>> Whoa. What a wild [ __ ]

>> He's shooting interracial couples.

>> Imagine being trapped trapped in a motel

with that guy.

>> Yikes.

>> Yeah. Hey, what's up, man? I'll tell you

what's up.

>> Just you and him in a room.

>> [ __ ] [laughter]

>> You're waiting on somebody to come pick

you up. So, how do you know, Charles?

>> I [laughter] don't I don't help.

>> Yeah, the nudity magazine industry is

all over.

>> Yeah, it's over.

>> We got Only Fans, free porn.

>> Well, you know, want to hear something

funny? When I was a kid, they weren't

allowed to show erections.

>> That's a good rule.

>> I like that. [laughter]

>> That's for the fellas.

>> Yeah,

>> that's for the fellas. I don't know what

they thought because you could see full

[ __ ] Like a girl could spread her

[ __ ] lips. Like that was the thing

about Hustler versus Penthouse.

penthouse or uh or or Playboy rather.

Playboy was classy. Playboys, the

ladies, you'd see the bush, but that's

it. You didn't see you didn't look deep

into the mouth of the dragon.

>> But in Hustler, they were spreading that

[ __ ] open and they would spray

it down with water, get it all

glistening, and you'd see the bottom of

her dirty toes. Like that was Hustler.

>> Looks like a predator mouth.

>> Yeah. They they open wide, but you

couldn't see [ __ ] And if you did see

[ __ ] it had to be limp.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

When I was a kid, we used to find

magazines in the woods and uh the first

magazine that we ever found would was

Guys and Girl. I remember it was like a

guy was supposedly a male prostitute

that had sex with a really hot rich

lady. And so he shows up at her house.

Like there's all these different photos.

He shows up at her house. Next thing you

know, she's on the the bathroom sink and

he's eating her box and the whole thing.

And then when there's sex scenes, his

dick looks like a drowning victim they

pulled out of a lake. [laughter]

his dick is just like and I'm like this

guy's right there. [screaming] He's

like, "Why aren't you hard? This is

[laughter] crazy." It was almost like to

keep people from getting too crazy about

porn because you have to think like

>> incremental steps.

>> Porn wasn't available unless you went to

a place. You used to have to go to a

movie theater and sit down and pay

money, sit down with a [ __ ] raincoat

on with a bunch of other freaks,

>> sit next to Pee-Wee Herman,

>> and you all get arrested

>> and Fred Will. Then when I was in high

school, [laughter]

>> he was he got popped in there.

>> VHS tapes came along. But at the same

time where VHS tapes where you're

watching actual porn, the magazines

still weren't allowed to show erections.

>> Well, erection is a is aggressive. It's

scary. It's coming out of the screen.

But a a [ __ ] is is nice. It's

welcoming. It's it's inward.

>> It doesn't change shape.

>> I don't know why they couldn't I don't

know what rationale to keep people from

seeing erections. It's kind of crazy.

>> Limp biscuit. But you can get in trouble

if a guy had an erection and you put it

in a magazine.

>> It's crazy. Really? This is in the 80s.

>> Yeah.

>> They're like, "We got to do something.

Here's some rule."

>> But it just shows you how [ __ ] our

society was just a few decades ago.

That's what's really weird. You

>> ever listen to that long ago?

>> What did he get arrested for?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> It's so tame.

>> So tame.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> He's like, "Oh, a bunch of knuckleheads

up there. [laughter]

>> Get him off. Get him off. [ __ ]

>> cops waiting just for him to say

anything." Well, they had obscenity laws

regarding words. Like if you said [ __ ]

you can go to jail. Wow.

>> Yeah. Okay. So, that's in the 60s.

>> So, Nate would never get arrested.

>> I'm in the 80s and you couldn't show

boners. You know, this was what I'm

talking about in high school. You

couldn't show boners in magazines.

>> Good.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

Talking about bring it back. Why you

want boners so bad, dude?

>> You want Sharia law. That's what you

want. Get rid of the boners. [laughter]

>> Also, the magazines are coming back,

dude. with these every one of these

conservative states. You can't [ __ ]

jack off on the internet. I know, right?

Even VPNs won't work sometimes.

>> What are you talking about?

>> The new Mason Dixon line. You go right

on your back.

>> Same thing in London. What

>> I've heard. I've never tried to get on.

>> If you got the right kind, you're fine.

>> VPN's work great.

>> It's this weird north south divide. It's

dumb. It's stupid.

>> Well, it's also they've done the THC

thing. Here's what Texas doesn't

understand. You will [ __ ] this place up

and you will turn the whole thing blue.

They will. Kids will turn on you if you

tell them they can't smoke weed. They

know weed's not killing anybody.

>> Which one's blue?

>> This place.

>> No.

>> Oh, what's blue? Um, Democrat. [snorts]

>> Oh,

>> red is Republican.

>> Shut up.

>> Come on.

>> How do you not?

>> He's pretending he's lives in England

now.

>> Which one's Which one's donkey?

>> He's like Al Baldwin's wife.

>> He's like, how you say cucumber?

>> Shut up.

>> This bitch's pissing me off.

>> You haven't been gone, man.

>> You haven't been gone.

>> You're going to be drinking tea soon.

in it. Alec Baldwin's [laughter] wife

was pretending she was Spanish. That was

you right there. How do you pretend you

don't know?

>> Say hilar

[laughter]

was like, "That [ __ ] speaks English."

[laughter] She's from Boston.

>> She must be so [ __ ] your boy mommy.

>> Well, she's super hot.

>> He hit the old [ __ ] code switch.

>> Oh, he show open it.

>> What was it?

>> It's just him

>> code switching like crazy.

>> An old one.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. He's good at it. He can go full

Indian.

>> Of course, sociopath.

>> They had this guy running in Ecuador who

was running for the with the indigenous

party and he was like they showed him 5

years earlier. He was wearing a business

suit. Now he's got like a ponytail and

[ __ ] all the [ __ ] What did he What

was his coat switch?

>> Switching

>> to Ugandan accent.

>> I'm done. He's Ugandan.

>> All right, let's hear it. Let's hear it.

>> You're going to love it.

>> As a music supervisor for Queen of Kwe.

And as we know, music is almost the last

string that brings the picture together.

It tells the story. It's the tiein of

the whole story. How was that for you? I

mean, being anywhere involved with the

music will be a daunting task, but to be

a supervisor at that. It must have been

a mammoth task.

>> Yeah. So, um I I actually created a

playlist um for for Meera, who who also

happens to be my mother. You know,

nepotism and hard work goes a long way.

>> So, in February, I made a playlist even

before shooting of of a kind of a sound

that the film could have.

>> What are we listening for?

>> You can find better ones. But you never

hear him speak.

>> I never have heard him.

>> He doesn't sound anything like that.

>> He hit the old [ __ ] [laughter]

crazy speak.

>> So, the the real question is what's his

real accent?

>> Wait, that Oh, so that's not He's

American.

>> No, no, he's from But now he's full. But

now he speaks completely clear American.

>> I did the right thing.

>> The right thing?

>> Yeah. Lose your accent.

>> Are you still those people in England

since you live over there now?

>> Bro, I'm learn. I'm trying to learn.

>> Tell them. Hey, hey, hey. You don't have

to talk like this.

>> You don't sing like that.

>> I made people to their faces.

>> Yeah.

>> As they're like, "We have to." I'm like,

"We have to do this." What? You sound so

[ __ ] stupid.

>> I used to have a bit about it though.

The Beatles, they don't they don't sing

like that. Nobody sings like that.

>> Cindy talk like that. like people from

like Manchester or Liverpool like I

don't know what you're saying.

>> Sometimes I'm interviewing like Patty

Pimpblelet. I'm like I don't know all

these [laughter]

>> Kyle Legacy

>> bros.

Those are the greatest submissions I've

ever seen in my life. It might be the

greatest submission of all time

>> and he did it to that guy Ben Wasandi

who's a submission expert.

>> Catch him in that guillotine on the

first shot and he called it. He said

he's going to shoot for a takedown. I'm

going to choke him unconscious

>> when he comes out to Where's your head

at?

>> Yeah,

>> that song.

>> Yeah, bro. He's

>> so wonderful.

>> He has so much fun. The crazy thing with

that dude is on the walk to the cage.

Looks like he's having a party. It's all

dancing and party. The moment he gets in

that cage, the flip, the switch gets

flipped and then he's just stonefaced

and he's not no more playing around.

Very serious. It's like he just enjoys

up

to

sometimes I worry about a guy getting

too relaxed and too confident with that

dude. It's like he's he's got a perfect

balance party. The whole crowd is doing

this.

>> Everybody's doing this. The whole

[ __ ] crowd. And then but when he gets

into the octagon, he dances a little bit

for everybody and then he just locks in.

It's amazing to watch.

>> He flips a switch later when he gains 60

lbs, too. Oh, he gained so much.

>> I also respect the hell

>> in the offse like uh

>> he transitions.

>> It's like uh who was that? Uh

>> James Harden.

>> Who was the British boxer?

>> Lennux Lewis

>> that fought uh Mayweather and Pacquiao.

Ricky Hatton.

>> Ricky Hatton. Hatton would [ __ ] blow

up too.

>> Yeah, he would get big.

>> Yeah.

>> Look at these guys.

>> All wearing wigs.

>> Looks like Hansen.

>> It's great.

>> Yeah, they all wear Patty the Batty

wigs.

>> How many blonde wigs is this guy sold?

>> I'll tell you, man. If this dude gets a

hold of your neck, everybody's [ __ ]

Everybody's [ __ ] If he gets a hold of

you,

let me show just show him coming out

dancing. [laughter]

As soon as people see him, they go

crazy.

>> Had to roll is so sick.

>> As soon as the audience sees him, they

go [ __ ] bananas. Everybody starts

throwing their arms in the air.

>> Wow. I turned around and looked behind

me when I was calling the fight. [ __ ]

everybody had their arms going. It was

amazing. It was amazing.

>> He's probably the most fun right now.

>> 100% the most fun.

>> He's the new Connor.

>> He's the most fun. Yeah, but it's

different. He's like a sweet guy.

>> Yeah, he's fun.

>> Yeah, him and him and Tapora [ __ ]

hate each other. So, that would that's a

really interesting fight.

>> But, oh, let me tell you something, man.

He's big. Like, deceptively big. Like,

he's deceptively big. when you're

standing next to him like he's a big

guy. Taporia is not nearly as big as

Patty. Patty's huge.

>> He's a big guy and he gets he gets Yeah,

he gets fat in between, but I mean you

look he's [ __ ] big.

>> How tall is he? [snorts]

>> At least 5'11 and thick. That's the

thing is about his back. Like when he

got a hold of Benasande, he catches him

in that dar choke and then you see the

back muscles on that [ __ ] and

then he wraps his legs over the top and

he's rolling through the whole thing.

Like he's got a squeeze, man. He's big.

>> Look at this. This move was so slick.

You have to understand like this had

never been done in the UFC before out of

all the submissions. That it's a dar

choke with legs over the top. Like it's

almost like you're in full guard. And

he's using the right foot. You see what

he's doing with his right foot? He's

flexing forward. He's holding his arm in

place. And then his left foot is

pressing down on the back. And then he's

got the full dar grip, like a rear naked

choke style grip on the choke with the

arm tucked in. So he's got his legs

involved, he's got his back involved,

his arms, everything. It's insane how

much

>> he can't get his left arm out of there

cuz the leg ain't going nowhere.

>> He's [ __ ] He's completely and he

tries to roll cuz Ben Was like very

legit. So he tries to roll out of it and

Patty just rolls with him and then winds

up on top with just insane pressure,

man. And just put him to sleep. But no

one's ever done that submission. So it's

a combination of like a Peruvia deck

tie, a Dar, and you know, maybe a couple

other things. What's his right leg? So

people are calling it the padlock now.

Like another kid just pulled it off

recently in another MMA fight. Pulled

off the exact same move, the exact same

way, which is really fun. It's like

people see someone do something, they

go, "Oh, I didn't think about it that

way." Because generally when you catch

someone in a dar choke, what you do is

you try to hook the leg and you're it's

basically like sinking the choke in deep

and you're hooking the leg. But what he

did was went around the top and got over

his back

>> and then just rolled with him. And it's

like, oh my god, the pressure is insane.

>> Broke out of it. [laughter]

>> This is like when I I watch some guys

getting choked and I'm looking for I

look [laughter] for way outs. I look for

like where's a way out? Where's a way to

defend? I'm like there ain't no way out

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>> What's he doing with his right leg to

his left arm?

>> Well, his right leg is hooking the

bicep. He's hooking it right where the

bicep meets the crook of the elbow.

>> So, he's not he's not going to be able

to get that arm back. So it's like

locked in place like here. So he can't

defend. What he wants to do is sneak it

under and try to separate the the the

lock. So now this arm's out of the

equation. So you're only defending

you're defending [laughter]

>> you're defending one leg and two arms

that are wrapped around your neck with

one hand.

>> With only one hand cuz he's using his

right foot to lock a hold of that elbow

crook. It's [ __ ] sick.

>> Pulling it back.

>> As a guy who loves jiu-jitsu, that's the

sickest [ __ ] I've ever seen in my life.

>> They should teach that to to cops. Cops

would be good. They'd be good to know

that, you know, you wouldn't cops that.

>> Yeah. You just shoot people shoot

people. You could just lock him up.

>> You put him in a padlock.

>> Yeah. Get him in a padlock.