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Speaking of

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novel content, the Japan and USA algo

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crossover because of the translate mode

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that happened is

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resulted in some pretty spectacular

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outcomes. None more so than Kenki Kids

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account. Have you seen this guy?

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Okay, so

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he uh describes in his bio on X as a

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company employee living in Yokohama's

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Kannai area, originally from Yokohama,

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born in 1985, currently 41 years old,

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single, 41 years with no girlfriend

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history, non-appealing to the opposite

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sex, unattractive amateur virgin, like

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sex services, hobbies are watching

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soccer, overseas travel, planning to

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retire early from the company at age 50,

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has given up on marriage, and is

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currently seeking a comfortable single

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life. So,

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it's interesting about this guy, he's

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been tweeting about visiting different

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>> bio. How did he end up getting so many

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characters?

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>> I think you're able to compress things

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down on in Japanese.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Press it for a dog as well.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Uh he's been tweeting about visiting

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[laughter] different hand job parlors in

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Japan, and he's using the revenue paid

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out from X to fund his future trips.

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He's essentially unlocked an infinite

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hand job glitch in reality.

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>> Chelsea supporter.

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>> It's also just no one in in in the in

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the Western world talks like this. It's

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just a very specific like Japanese

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>> Uh so, there's a quote tweet. Go to the

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quote tweet, Jared. Uh it's where he

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says, "Today, both my regular hand job

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spot and the married woman place are

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running discount events, and I'm torn

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about which one to go to." That's quote

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tweeted by an American saying,

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"Americans be like, I can't even get

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some chopped void from a dating app to

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go on a $250 date with me." While the

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Japan bros are like, "Damn, the hand job

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parlor and the milf joint are both on

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sale tonight. I don't know which one to

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pick."

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>> [laughter]

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>> And he is using the X revenue in order

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to fund his hand job

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>> most honest man in the world.

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>> It's unbelievable.

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>> Can you set a calendar reminder for

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Black Friday?

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>> [laughter]

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>> Kenki Kids.

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>> Dude, unbelievable. Yeah, the crossover

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from uh American people finally being

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able to see Japanese content on X has

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resulted in some

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>> I did love the I don't know if you've

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seen these split videos of like Japanese

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cleaning the stadium after a game and

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the

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>> Nicks fans

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>> You brought this up. Yes, they do. They

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do Even what's interesting when the

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Japanese team played at Wembley against

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England

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they cleaned the changing rooms

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afterwards. The players even did it.

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Completely different cultural

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difference. What's interesting though is

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you have these languages merge online.

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Now I'm assuming you're going to have

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podcast language merge. Do you actually

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lose less um the cultural differences as

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much? Like one of the reasons why Japan

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is so unique is cuz they did that

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Sakoku, right? Where they whilst the

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rest of the world was all mixing ideas

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if you left Japan

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killed. If you tried to enter Japan,

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killed. So it's so unique and so alien.

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>> Galapagos of culture.

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>> Yes, and I wonder with

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>> It's a great way to put it. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah.

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>> with the internet now, do you actually

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have cuz I I can feel it already that

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English culture's becoming a bit more

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American?

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>> Mhm.

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>> Or or even like this internet culture,

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it's not even American now. It feels

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like it's post-American. It's becoming

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more

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>> It's just online. It's just the online

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culture.

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>> The internet is like the anti-Japanese

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isolationist culture effect.

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>> Yes, unless you're on the dark web.

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>> And and then what you unfortunately is

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then what's nice is when you have all

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these independent cultures and each one

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does something really well. I mean you

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can kind of when it all starts to blend,

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you really lose the variety the variety

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is where like variety is the in both

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evolution and cultural evolution is the

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engine of creativity and growth and you

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know and it's it's like instead of

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having you know a bunch of different

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brains in a room brainstorming, you just

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have kind of like one one thinker and

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it's it's a shame.

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>> Someone uh wrote a blog post a few years

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ago about where did emos and goths go?

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And the question was that subcultures

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need time to ossify. And if you've got

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this sort of global permaculture thing

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that's always moving and any bit that

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moves in one side of the membrane

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affects another bit over here. It's like

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everybody being on a bouncy castle at

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the same time and somebody that jumps up

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and down over there impacts everybody

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else. So you don't have time to silo off

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to create this sort of weird niche

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trends, music, tastes, language. Now,

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you see subcultures on the internet with

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language, but very quickly like look at

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looks maxing. All of that immediately

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now has become common vernacular because

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one part of the bouncy castle is now

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affecting everybody.

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>> I'm just pulling from words you're

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throwing out. You want a podcast name

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idea?

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>> Yes.

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>> Bouncy castle gang bang.

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>> Bouncy castle gang bang. I'm actually

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not [ __ ]

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That's not

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>> [laughter]

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>> It's evocative. It's very visual.

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>> It's either that or fire off the autism

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engine. It's one of those two.

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>> It is visual.

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>> Yeah.

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>> I'm Why don't you mention goths

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and emos then?

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>> When was the last time you thought about

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goths and emos?

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>> Yeah, and I always ask Chris this

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question. I'll ask you two guys this,

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which is when the fascinating thing

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about something fading away

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is that you don't notice it fading away

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because by definition it's fading away.

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Is there anything that's currently

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fading away or has faded away that you

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think we would have forgotten about

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until you mentioned it? Like a good

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example is the voicemail.

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The voicemail, if you watch I was

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watching Breaking Bad, and the

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there's about 5 minutes every episode of

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like a voicemail scene where it'll be

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the voicemail will be playing across the

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house, and it's just disappeared. It

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doesn't exist. But nobody really

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discussed it because by definition if

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something's fading away

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>> Yeah.

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>> There's stuff that's fading into like

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mullets.

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Mullets are back in though.

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>> Mullets are very, very back.

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>> And mustaches came back.

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>> Yeah.

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>> You You're actually only able to grow a

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mullet.

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>> know if I can make a Well, I can't do

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like the flat top

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mullet, which would be my sort of like

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aspiration,

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cuz I just just not going to work. So, I

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could do like a power donut

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rat tail.

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>> Power donut.

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>> Power donut power donut rat tail also

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not a bad podcast name.

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>> Yeah, that's true.

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>> Um Yeah.

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>> a bad Grinder name as well? Power donut.

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>> Power donut rat tail.

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>> You know what I'm talking about, right?

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Like Professor X.

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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds That

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sounds like a wonderful couple that

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could be born out of Grinder, Powedonna,

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and Rattail.

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>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Interactive Summary

This video clip features a discussion on the merging of global online cultures, exemplified by a viral Japanese social media user, and explores how the internet affects the development and preservation of unique subcultures. The hosts also touch upon the concept of cultural elements fading away unnoticed and reflect on the evolution of trends.

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