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>> What's [laughter] the story? Morning

Glory. It's been almost a year.

>> Wow. It's flying by. What are we 12 now?

Is this 12 episodes?

>> I think we're way 16. 40.

>> Damn, that's a lot of drink.

>> How many times have we played Fle

freeird?

>> Oh, we're playing it again. [laughter]

>> The exact same episode we always do.

>> Yeah, we're going to [laughter] talk

we're going to talk about coming out of

the closet.

>> Play Metallica.

>> Yeah, play Metallica.

>> R. Kelly.

>> So, it turns out that that lady that

that was a scam that was fake. The lady

who uh forced the guy to [ __ ] her. It

was it JP Morgan.

>> What?

>> Yeah. Wasn't real.

>> She was hot.

>> I know.

>> Was that in the last one we did?

>> Jamie said it's fake, right? It's fake.

Yeah, the news is going around that it's

like there was like a the lawsuit is not

accurate apparently. It's like a

retaliatory lawsuit.

>> So, he just claimed that she said all

those things and she made him [ __ ] her.

>> Damn. What a [ __ ]

>> Wait, is he an Indian guy?

>> I believe so.

>> Yeah. Gross.

>> It does read like an Indian guy now that

I'm thinking about.

>> Like the horniest guy ever. [laughter]

>> Just coming up with the hottest scene.

[laughter]

>> She called him cannons. When she once a

lady calls her tits cannons. Who have

you ever heard of a girl call her kids

cannons?

>> 18year-old, 16-year-old boy [laughter]

thing.

>> I've never heard cannons.

>> Cannons. Gazongas.

>> I've heard guys talk about a girl's

cannons when she's nowhere near them.

>> I've heard cans. Can torpedoes?

>> I've heard cannons. I think I'm pretty

sure I've heard jugs.

>> Nick cannons. [laughter]

>> Jugs.

Sweater puppets. Fun bags. Knockers.

>> They're just boobs and tits. But a lady

saying that

>> that's no lady.

>> I'm sure she said she did. She said I'm

sure you fish head Asian wife doesn't

have [laughter] cannons like this.

>> Fish head.

>> That's what he said.

>> That's what he said. She said damn.

>> What's that to me more movies? He

claiming it's that

>> strip tease.

>> No. No. Well, she was the boss and she

made the guy [ __ ] her.

>> Disclosure.

>> Disclosure.

>> Oh, I used to yank it to that one.

>> Oh god. Article almost made me yank it

this morning.

>> I know, right? laying in bed seeing

[laughter] that Twitter fish.

>> This is hot as hell.

>> She's hot.

>> Indian guy should write more stuff.

>> This guy's a writer. Yeah.

>> So if she if he got fired and he made up

that story like what should the

repercussions be?

>> Jail.

>> Yeah.

>> You can't just do that.

>> Especi Well, for sure. It was a guy the

guy would be f if it was a guy and a

woman claimed that the guy said these

terrible things. The guy would be fired.

He would be shamed. But no one's mad at

that lady.

>> No. No. No, they were like mad at that

lady for making him [ __ ] her.

>> No, he loved the lady.

>> Even in the moment before he was came

out as a hoax when they thought it was

true, her boss was like, "Come on, I

can't be doing that."

>> That's about as bad as it got.

>> Boy pulled her into the office and go,

"Let me see them.

>> Let me see these cannons. [laughter]

>> Bust out the missiles."

>> We just got to do our research, due

diligence. I just got to see the

cannons. [laughter]

>> Which also

>> just to

He might He might be telling the truth.

Is it Are we sure it's fake yet? I'm

sure you can a boy dream.

>> What a great What a great way to have no

one believe you is if you intentionally

use words like that. Like I [laughter]

would never speak that way.

>> There's been a string of middle uh

middle-ag horrors going around lately.

Have you noticed that?

>> Love it. It's back.

>> It's back. Like the the reporter chick

who's been banging the football coach.

Uh Christy Gnome was cheating on that

guy with the tits.

>> That guy with the tits was [ __ ] the

tits rock. Those are

>> crazy. the chick who wrote the RFK

article that had a deeply emotional

relationship with him.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. Then and then that was the second

one. I It was crazy. Then there was a

second one she had like that. She

>> She likes to get to know her subjects.

>> The text the texts were wild though.

>> Deeply emotional.

>> Pull them up

>> both back and forth.

>> His version was

>> Wait, this is a while ago, right?

>> Yeah, it was a couple years ago.

>> Yeah. Something that like let my river

flow into your It was It was odd.

>> It's like a Dave Matthews song.

[laughter]

>> Damn.

Does he does he text like he talks? Is

it all jumbly?

>> But see, for a lady, it's like a free

shot. You never have to worry about

[laughter] getting in trouble. Like, no

one's even going to be in tr No one's

going to be mad at her as a journalist

even.

>> It's not like she's discredited.

>> No,

>> the husband was like, um, this is kind

of lame.

>> The husband husband didn't love it.

>> Oh, she's married, which a freak.

>> Yeah.

>> The reporter [snorts] with RFK

>> alleged.

>> He was a heroin addict, too. He's a fun

dude. fun. Got after it.

>> I like him.

>> Lived his life.

>> I like him a lot.

>> Didn't used to stutter.

>> That's true.

>> It's not a stutter. It's a It's a

vaccine injury. [laughter]

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah.

>> He didn't used to talk that way.

>> No. From the flu vaccine. Yeah. You see

videos of him from the the '9s. He had a

great voice.

>> Great. Black hair.

>> Are you reading the text? They're

hilarious. It's like Prince Charles. Any

dude who tries to be like romant like

they don't know how to do it.

>> It's a poem.

>> Oh. As soon as you're writing a lady a

poem, it's over. How do we know this is

true? Uh,

>> I think it was it was verified. [snorts]

From what I remember, it was verified.

>> Olivia Nuzy.

>> Nuzy.

>> She sounds like a freak.

>> Yeah, she she's sharing it. So, I mean,

it could be from anybody.

>> She sounds like Staten Island trash.

>> You're awaiting my harvest.

>> Hey, there we go.

>> She looks like fun.

>> Not too shabby. [laughter]

>> Don't spill a drop. Oh,

>> your open Y R. Who writes Y R for your

>> Come on. Really?

Your open mouth is awaiting my harvest.

That doesn't even make sense.

>> You think he eats ass cuz that's

processed.

>> This is my favorite one. I mean to

squeeze your cheeks to force open your

mouth. I'll hold your nose as you

[clears throat] look up to me [laughter]

to encourage you to swallow.

>> Whoa.

>> Don't spill a drop. I am a river. You

are my canyon.

>> Wow. Baja, baby.

>> Wow. My love.

>> I'm not buying this. That sounds like

literature.

>> But I can't have a Pop-Tart.

[laughter]

You can't have Froot Loops with the good

colors.

>> Dizzing in her mouth.

>> I [laughter] love these great Froot

Loops, dude.

>> You ever seen Canadian Froot Loops?

They're bland and dim and dull.

>> That's what they're going to sell here

now.

>> Oh god, it's over.

>> We used to be a country.

>> It's over.

>> But is this got to be a way to make them

prettier?

>> Yeah.

>> Without giving you ass cancer?

>> There's got to be some way,

>> bro. A lot of people getting ass cancer

lately. I had that.

>> Really?

>> That dude is like in his early 30s. He's

got stage three ass cancer. [laughter]

>> Yeah.

>> But he also took four shots.

>> Four of them.

>> Uhhuh.

>> Four what shots? Ask shots.

>> Vaccines.

>> And that gives you ass cancer.

>> He can give you cancer. Allegedly.

>> Did he boof the shots? [laughter]

>> That's the way to do it. If you really

want to get

>> Don't tell me how to take the vaccine.

[laughter]

>> Stuck the actual needle right into the

hole. in West Hollywood. They just got a

plunger and it's like

>> Jimmy Boofing.

>> You got the booofer.

[laughter]

>> Well, Trump almost got a shot the other

day.

>> Is that crazy?

>> What happened? That's the third

assassination attempt on that dude. The

[ __ ] guy run ran

mentioned in passing.

>> Assassination attempt at the White House

press correspondents dinner

>> where Reagan got shot.

>> Was it Michelle?

>> Same hotel.

>> Oh, really?

>> Oh, wow. So that must then trip advisor

must be rough on that one.

>> A correspondence dinner. Did was

[clears throat] there a comedian there?

>> No.

>> Oz the mentalist.

>> The menalist. Yeah.

>> Oz the mentalist.

>> You think he would have saw it coming?

>> You think [screaming]

>> he probably kept his mouth shut. He's

like, I think [snorts] we're going to go

attack two more Arab countries.

>> You know what's [laughter] hilarious?

Meer goes, did you see the fake

assassination attempt?

>> Don't you know? Don't you know

[laughter] about Gilgamesh?

>> Like what?

>> He always brings in his references,

right?

>> The Rothschilds. What are you saying? I

don't know. You don't need the

references. [laughter]

>> Oh, you don't know?

>> If Mezer can't get it up, he's like

Israel.

>> Everything's Israel. [laughter]

>> Israel.

>> Pretty good excuse. I'm going start

[laughter]

Kanye clips you showed me were [ __ ]

wild. He's the best. He's so fun.

>> What's nice with the shooter was mixed

race.

>> That's nice.

>> Is that nice?

>> That's nice cuz you, you know, you're

always like, "Don't be white. Don't be

white or don't be black

>> and don't be a combo.

>> Don't be an Arab. Just a American

liberal.

>> Wow.

>> Just a standard American liberal

>> has had enough of the uh uh whatever you

want to say he is

>> dictator.

>> Oh, right. Right. Fascism, the whole

thing.

>> Fascism, pedophile,

>> you know.

>> He was like a smart guy, valadictorian.

He was like a scientisty guy.

>> I think he was a teacher. Must be extra

tough for those guys cuz they're like so

like you haven't gotten into a fight

since you were seven

>> and then you're going to get a gun and

try to like kill a highle person. It's

like what a step up.

>> Well, he he shot a secret service guy.

You see him in the vest?

>> Yeah.

>> They don't know who shot who.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, okay.

>> You're saying the Secret Service guy

shot himself?

>> Not himself. [laughter]

>> It might have been Friendly Fire.

>> Trying to get out.

>> It might have been Friendly Fire.

>> Is it that lady again?

>> Yes, I think she

>> The lady was [laughter] there.

>> The one that looks like me. We were

joking around about it in the green

room. Imagine if she was like, "I know I

[ __ ] up way back in July, but look

guys, I'm better. I've been working

out."

>> Yeah.

>> And then this is their second

assignment.

>> We didn't talk about this part yet. The

tweet.

>> This guy.

>> Yeah. The weird the time machine tweet.

Yeah. This is nuts. So the Cole Allen

guy tried to kill Trump. It's not inside

the White House though, right? It was at

a hotel.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Okay. An exac account for 2023 wrote a

single tweet with that name.

>> What? So just wrote Cole Allen from

2023. The profile belongs to Henry

Martinez, a NASA scientist who's

missing. The background image from a

website called Time Machine. If you

ddigitize it, the 2024 assassination

attempt photos appears but with a hole

in the head instead of the ear.

>> The profile picture is a green toad in a

tuxedo with a glass. Exactly like Trump

in the assassination attempt. Either

it's the most elaborate scop in history

or someone from the future is leaving

clues in the past that only make sense

once the events happen.

>> Okay.

>> Why do time travelers keep trying to

kill me? I'm just [laughter]

>> Wait a minute.

>> How is that picture the same? That is

not the same. That's just a bunch of

colors and you could decide it's the

same.

>> No, you got to decode it.

>> Oh, it's like a decode.

>> You got squeeze your eyes together.

>> I'll try.

>> It appears if you squeeze your eyes

together.

>> Trying sailboat. What do you like one of

those things where you could see like

words in a

>> Yeah, it was always a sailboat or

guitar.

>> Always is up there.

>> Mats,

>> do you think that makes sense, Jamie?

>> This picture part of it does not

[snorts] make a lot of sense, I don't

think. But

>> but it's weird that the guy is strange

enough.

>> The tweet is nuts.

>> Yeah, the tweet is strange enough

>> from two years ago. So, he's trying to

work up the courage for years.

>> 23. Yeah.

>> Yeah. And then the fact that it's a

frog. It's one of those kek guys,

>> those nutty [ __ ] pranksters. It's

funny if he was just he tried to search

somebody's name. [laughter]

>> He just got it right.

>> He was just like a cool guy.

>> Is that the only tweet this guy ever

made?

>> I think so.

>> Weird.

>> There is a bunch of random Twitter

accounts that have tweeted random names

just one time. So, I don't know like

what the odds of that happening are are

pretty slim.

>> I believe these are the eight guys we

have trying to like work with mentally.

So, like one of them will be activated

and try to kill somebody. So let's get

insurance. So that guy really was Is

that factual though that the guy really

was a NASA scientist? Henry Martinez.

>> But well, so when the people were

looking up his [snorts]

history, they he had a brief I think

like an internship at JPL

NASA, you know, Jet Labs or something.

>> Yeah.

>> And I think the other guy did too. That

I don't know that anybody knows more

than that. It is weird where you find

out a lot of these guys have these weird

ties like that guy who tried to shoot

Trump in Pennsylvania was in a Black

Rockck commercial.

>> Oh yeah.

>> It's all connected.

>> I did a lot of commercials when I was

coming up and I Black Rockck never I

didn't get an audition for any

[laughter] of those.

>> Yeah, right.

>> I don't know how you get that

commercial. Love to get that gig.

>> It's got to be non-union.

>> Not only that, like you definitely get

brought into the fold.

>> Mhm. He was teacher of the year this

guy.

>> So, did this guy get a shot off? Was he

close enough to get a shot off?

Allegedly. Jamie said allegedly he shot

a Secret Service guy.

>> How are these guys getting so close?

>> But it might have been that lady. The

fat lady shot him.

>> Maybe trying to get her gun out.

>> Oh [laughter] [ __ ]

>> P320 might have shot himself.

>> She's handsome.

>> It's It's just crazy that they don't

have better security.

>> Yeah. What the hell?

>> How' the guy get in the hotel with a

gun? Like, how are you not checking

every room? How you not like checking

everyone's bags if you know that the

president and all Marco Rubio all these

[ __ ] people are going to be there and

you don't and Oz the mentalist and you

don't have someone checking guns.

>> Why is there better security at the

Improv on Black Comic Night? [laughter]

>> Yeah. Throw up a metal detector.

>> Yeah. It's just crazy that they don't

check for guns.

>> That's wild.

>> On a day where it's like the president

is going to be there. You didn't check

for guns.

>> I get it if it's like a UFC sniper or

something. It's like we can't check

everybody like that. That's like 20,000.

But like this is so small.

>> They're saying he did shoot him, but I

don't that's this was the first

>> Secret Service agent did not shoot

himself. I don't think there's any

question what happened here.

>> That video they're playing is the AI

video.

>> Yeah, that's

>> Well, no. This is the real video which

is blurry and then AI they enhanced it

because this [ __ ] hotel is shitty old

cameras

>> which is crazy.

By the way, guy's putting in some

[ __ ] work there. There's some speed.

>> He's got wheels.

>> Yeah, he moves. That guy can move. Half

black, half black, [laughter] half

>> teacher. He can shoot. Teachers, you

know, they work at a school.

>> I mean, what did he think was going to

happen? He was going to get past all the

secret security guys, get through the

crowd, find Trump behind the stage, and

shoot him. Like, how did he think he was

going to get to him?

>> I think these guys don't think it. I bet

they go like, I'm going to shoot him,

then everyone's going to love me.

>> Yeah. They're going to be Luigi or some

[ __ ]

>> It might be schizophrenia, too.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. He might be out of his [ __ ]

mind,

>> but he lived, right? Right. He's in

jail.

>> Yeah, he lived.

>> The guy who shot Reagan was like, "Taxi

driver told me to do it."

>> Well, he rules. So, it's like all

>> I think he's out. Hankley Hankley's out.

>> He's playing music.

>> Yeah, he plays music.

>> I think we've covered this on [laughter]

terrible Manson songs.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]

>> Yeah. He was inspired by Jodyie Foster.

>> Jodie Foster made him shoot. There it

is. I will be your man. Oh, that's a

threat. Oh yeah.

>> 2023 recent recent release. Can't we get

Let's hear 2023.

>> I like his job title.

>> Let's hear criminal.

>> I want to hear I will be your man. Let's

hear what Hinkley's what his jams are

like.

>> Pay for this.

>> We have to pay for that. No,

>> we have to edit that. We'll see.

>> Okay, we'll see.

>> Oh man,

>> he's got his name on the guitar. Just in

case you don't know who shot Lincoln,

[laughter and clears throat]

[music and singing]

>> shoot him.

[music]

[singing]

>> Oh yeah, he's trying to

>> MK Ultra.

>> I misunderstood.

>> That's what MK Ultra does to a man.

>> Yeah, he looks like his brain's been

washed.

>> Yeah. Like they just poured bleach in

his ears.

>> Yeah,

>> they're going to release MK Ultra files

this week, I think.

>> Yeah, I bet. [clears throat]

>> They were supposed to release UFO files.

>> A lot of Black Lines coming in that one.

>> Yeah. Whatever happened to the [ __ ]

UFO files?

>> Did he do Kennedy yet? Did Kennedy out?

>> No.

>> What? He

>> What? JFK?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Turns out there's some stuff in

there that we couldn't see.

>> CIA.

>> Yep. Maybe some other ones.

Congresswoman Anapolina Luna Lanc's

house hearings on MK Ultra next month.

>> What is that? A gang?

>> No, I did seek.

>> You don't know what that is? That's the

mind control experiments that the CIA

did in the 1960s.

>> People going to hookers. Good honest

people going to hookers and they took

advantage of them.

>> That's one part of it. Yeah, that was

Operation Midnight Climax. They ran bro.

>> What a good name.

>> Great name. What a good name.

>> Solid name. Yeah, that's that's per

that's absolutely proven. That's

[clears throat] all from a Freedom of

Information Act request and from some

documents that they found.

>> What was the guy's [clears throat] name

that was like the head of MK Ultra?

>> Jolly West.

>> Yeah. And then he went and saw Jack Ruby

and

>> Yeah. Jack Ruby went crazy. Started

saying they're they're lighting Jews on

fire in hell. Like they gave him acid.

He's also was connected to Manson.

>> Yeah.

>> Like this guy was running mind control

operations all throughout the country.

>> Wow. They ran brothel where they gave

the John's uh acid and the the ladies

would come out and give the John's acid

and they would wash through a two-way

mirror and then film them.

>> Whoa. [ __ ] hell of a night at the

brothel, [laughter]

>> right?

>> So sick.

>> This ladies out

>> talking to me trying to get laid and

next thing you know you're [ __ ]

seeing Jesus.

>> Jesus is a candle.

>> You lean into it. [laughter] That's a

good night.

>> Trying to get a hooker you go.

If you lean into it,

>> Meanwhile, your wife's at home waiting

for the milk and bread to come back for

30 minutes. [laughter]

Just trying to get a hand. [ __ ] is he?

>> It's the worst lie ever. The CIA, they

drug me. What do you want?

>> How many marriages would completely

dissolve if prostitution was totally

legal?

>> It'd be a lot easier to do.

>> Are they talking? That's the thing.

>> Are the the hookers talking?

>> No, but guys are bad at covering up.

>> It's like Uber ratings, you know?

>> Oh, that would be

>> You know what I'm saying? Like some Uber

drivers, they won't shut the [ __ ] up.

They won't

>> want to see my passenger score.

>> Yeah. I don't want an XL either.

[laughter]

>> [ __ ] it.

>> For prostitutes,

>> you know, but I mean if they if they

made prostitution completely legal and

then they had scores.

>> Do you don't think gals would do it?

>> I think they would. I think there'd be

plenty of gals that would sign up.

Plenty of

>> prostitution was only And it's illegal.

>> How so? Oh, yeah. They are.

>> Of course, if you took down the

barriers,

>> they would keep doing it. Isn't it legal

in New York City now?

>> Kind of.

>> I've never been caught.

>> What is the [laughter]

>> How many guys are you blowing,

>> [ __ ] I WAS A GUEST IN this

right there.

>> Yeah, it was a lab [clears throat] in

that beard.

>> Right there. Um, but they did do

something where they like decriminalized

sex work in New York.

>> Yeah, I think you're right. Yeah,

>> let's find out. J,

>> sex work. I love when they rename that.

>> They always have unhoused sex.

>> It's sex work until one of them is

[ __ ] your husband, then it's a

hooker. Exactly. And if you call a girl

a [ __ ] she gets mad. Like, which one

is it?

>> Sex worker.

>> Call a girl sex. You're a [ __ ] sex

worker. Hey, that's a legitimate

profession.

>> That it's a pretty funny way to do it.

[clears throat]

>> Prostitution is illegal in New York

City, but enforcement and politics

around sex work are in flux.

>> Active debates about decriminalization

and new protections for sex workers and

trafficking survivors.

>> Anyone else?

>> Well, that's kind of crazy, isn't it? if

you have protection for the survivors.

So, you're saying that they're victims,

but then you're also decriminalizing it.

>> So, you're making it okay to do, but

you're saying that they're victims.

>> No. And and like when it's where it is

legal, they go like no one's going to

abuse you cuz you can go you don't need

a pimp in public here. Probably should.

>> That's Well, listen, if you can give

someone a massage, you should be able to

jerk them off, which doesn't make any

sense. Got that right, Robert.

[laughter]

>> Poor guy. Old bastard.

>> I met that guy. You can't help think

about that when you're shaking his hands

like [laughter] I'm sorry they got you,

sir.

>> Sorry they got you. Just a normal thing.

>> It happened to so many people.

>> 100%. They set him up.

>> He wasn't even getting laid.

>> No, it's handy.

>> And he's like,

>> I never got a massagey.

>> Me neither.

>> Every single massage I got, I've been

like,

>> you should have responded to those empty

emails.

>> There's an app for it now called uh Tug

or something. [laughter]

>> I don't think so.

>> Don't ruin it for everybody else on

TugU.

>> Get on it. Somebody told me how to

figure out which one of the hand job

places which one are real. Epstein told

me he goes uh

>> you know no a no guy Epste. Yeah. And he

[laughter] goes you know the ones with

like locks on the door. He goes that

there's no business doesn't want you in

there.

>> If you have to buzzed in they're like

hold on stop jerking. There's a cop

there.

>> My friend goes on a lunch break. Like

it's pretty popular in New York.

>> People are totally When I moved to

Philly, every single person was like

yeah that's normal.

>> Totally normal.

>> So are the girls gross?

>> They're Asian. There's there's I think

there's a range

>> and sometimes you get like a Ukrainian

skank.

>> Nice. [laughter]

>> [ __ ]

Could you imagine though skank you are?

Have some respect for yourself. [ __ ]

>> How many relationships would just

completely dissolve if prostitution was

100% legal?

>> I think I'll tell you in Thailand it

pretty much is. And girls [ __ ] on the

first date.

>> Date. You taking them out?

>> No, not those regular girls. Cuz like if

I make you wait, you're just going to

get a hooker.

>> Really?

>> So like I better put out.

>> Wow. I like that competition. They seem

a little looser sexually anyway in

Thailand, you know, with the whole lady

boy thing and

>> they're pretty chill with everything.

>> Yeah, they're pretty relaxed except for

kicking the [ __ ] out of people. They're

really good at that.

>> They're really good at that.

>> They're really It's weird weird like a

laid-back society is so good at [ __ ]

people up with martial arts.

>> You ever look at lady boys using their

training

>> like before they turn into full lady

boys?

>> Pull it up.

>> They train kickboxing.

>> What? Lady boys do Muay Thai too

>> when they were younger.

>> God damn. There was one famous one who

transitioned to a woman but kept

fighting men and started getting [ __ ]

up

>> because now she didn't have any hormones

anymore or balls

>> and so she's just getting the [ __ ]

kicked out of her as a girl when she was

dominating as a guy.

>> Wow.

>> Kind of sad. Like the one thing that

you're really good at

>> other than sucking guys dicks

>> is uh [ __ ] people up.

>> No, you can't do that.

>> No, I meant [clears throat] on the

streets.

>> See, that's a guy by the way.

>> I mean on the streets. Oh,

>> is it?

>> Yes, that's a guy. I'm right. That's a

guy. That's a guy dressed like a girl.

>> No, I meant on the streets. Like if you

pick on one of the streets, they all

come after you, but then they use their

training.

>> Oh, yeah. They gang up and kick the box

the [ __ ] out of you and you're like, I

just wanted to beat up a hooker.

[laughter] Why are these half men coming

at me?

>> These dainty, dainty men. [laughter]

>> All right, you need a drink.

>> I got one.

>> Oh, okay. Sorry, boys.

>> Hey, we're backd

>> all over Latin America. Anytime I got

recognized, they'd be like they'd be

like, "When are we going to get another

projectile park?" I'm like, "I'm not

really in the area right now. [laughter]

As soon as I'm out of Uruguay, I'll I'll

let them know."

>> Yeah. I would get questions from people.

It was always that.

>> When's the next Protect Our Parks?

>> Anytimes I run into someone somewhere

>> globally, too. Australia, I got it. New

Zealand, I got it. It's all over.

>> It is fun though when somebody like last

week somebody's like, "When's the next?"

I was like, "April 30th." And they're

like, "What?"

>> I'm like, "Keep it quiet." Yeah,

[laughter]

>> I did that. Yeah, it's very fun.

>> The world needs us.

>> Oh yeah, it's good to be back.

>> Goofy ass fake [ __ ] world out there.

>> Can't believe how many we've done.

>> Cannons.

>> Can we [clears throat] got that going

for us?

>> I wonder I want to talk to that guy. I

want to find out what really happened.

>> Interview that Indian fell. So

apparently they're saying he got fired.

Is that what the story is, Jamie? He got

fired then he just made up.

>> You can't just make a public post that

your your boss tried to [ __ ] you

anymore?

>> Not anymore. It all changed.

>> I think like it was a lawsuit that was

filed. I don't I'm not saying that the

lawsuit is fake. Like he But they're

just saying that it's horseshit is what

people are saying.

>> Does the lady still work there?

>> I [clears throat and snorts] believe

what I read was that JP Morgan

investigated, didn't find it credible,

and she still works there. Yeah.

>> That doesn't seem a guy.

>> If it was a guy, I don't

>> We're going to put you on leave while we

look this.

>> 100%. Interesting.

>> 100%.

>> And then like Trevor Bower like, "Oh, he

found out it's fake. Like, can I get my

job back?" They're like, "Nah, Trevor,

>> he works for the Long Island Ducks."

>> Trevor Bower is a Sai Young, the highest

award for a pitcher. He got some chick

>> pretty much told all our friends like,

"I'm going to go get money out of that

guy."

>> Yep. We got the text messages.

>> Yeah, he kind of proved it all. But

Dodgers, was it Dodgers? I don't

remember. Was like, "Hey, you can't work

here anymore."

>> Brewers.

>> Brewers.

>> No, I don't remember.

>> Moved to Japan.

>> Moved to Japan. Try to pitch there. And

he's like, "I'm good." But he told MLB,

he goes, "I'll pitch for free and I'm a

SA young winner." And everyone's like,

"Ah,

>> that's crazy.

>> Lost 300 million."

>> Yeah.

>> Now he's playing for the miners in Long

Island.

>> He loves playing.

>> Oh my god.

>> Yeah.

>> And what happened to her?

>> I think she got like a slap on the

wrist.

>> Yeah. I think she was like he was like,

"Don't come after me anymore. Don't come

after anybody else anymore."

>> That's it.

>> She did photos with black eyes. She got

makeup done. He beat me up. He beat the

[ __ ] out of me. It was all made up.

>> Crazy story.

>> Monsters out there. Crazy.

>> But the crazier thing is like if you are

the if it is a Dodgers say it is to not

go, "Hey dude, we were fooled. I'm

sorry. Here's your contract back."

>> He should sue them for that.

>> How old is he now, though? He's lost

years of his career.

>> Yeah,

>> it's probably over, right?

>> Yeah,

>> he's still great. He just pitched a no

hitter. I mean,

>> really?

>> Playing against nine year olds.

>> That's exciting. [laughter]

>> In the minor leagues.

>> Um,

>> so how old is he, Jamie?

>> 35

private lawsuit that just happened.

That's crazy because like when it all

happened with him.

>> Yeah. He's 35.

>> He's 35 now.

>> It was about It was about eight or nine

years ago, wasn't it?

>> 20 uh

>> 2020.

>> 21 is when he was suspended.

>> 5 years ago was suspended. So he lost

his prime to 35.

>> That's prime.

>> Ruined his life.

>> He had just won the Sai Young.

>> He's just won it.

>> Brutal. God.

>> Oh my god.

>> So all she gets is a slap on the wrist.

>> Crazy.

>> Pretty much like go away.

She violated some part of the settlement

and had to pay him 300 grand.

>> Oh, great. That'll cover his [ __ ]

monthly whatever.

>> Yeah, the zen.

>> Jesus Christ.

>> That's a couple zins out of it. She only

She only got fined 300 grand. She cost

him 300 million.

>> Exactly.

>> Oh my god, that's crazy.

>> You whatever you accuse someone of if

it's fake, you should get that

punishment trying to

>> No, I completely agree. Yeah,

absolutely. That's never the case

though. Well, she can't play for the

Dodgers.

>> Who was he with? That's the thing that

bothered me about this. It was the

Dodgers.

>> When that happened, it was fake sports

fan.

>> Been on a bunch of teams, though.

>> Why did I think it was the Brewers?

Because of his last name,

>> Bower Bower Brewer. [laughter]

>> So, if he went to jail for it, that's

what she should go to jail for. Cuz if

she's accusing him of sexual assault,

>> he was uh I think she was just suing

him. Suing him and then public public um

>> whatever.

>> Destruction of reputation.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh my god, that's so awful. Poor guy.

You should have him on.

>> I would.

>> That'd be a great convo. Have me, son.

>> He's also He's also, I think, pretty

funny.

>> I bet he is, bro. You got to get a sense

of humor after that. If you survive

that,

>> you survive that, I bet you have a

wicked sense of humor.

>> Plan in Japan where they all have tiny

strike zones.

>> Yeah, that's one thing I think we could

all attest to.

>> It's not the only thing.

>> You survive a cancellation, you come out

on the other end just a little bit more

>> funny. A little funny. Nothing really. A

>> little more pop. A little more pop to

the punch line. [laughter]

He's throw He's throwing 102 in Japan.

[clears throat]

>> How many kilome an hour is that?

>> Kanye recovers from getting cancelled to

have the biggest concerts in human

history. [laughter]

>> Yeah. So,

>> standing on top of the world with

clouds.

>> Bill Cosby must be amazing right now.

>> He's blind though. He can't read his

notes.

>> Ah,

>> it's tough to read off a teleprompter.

Blind comic.

>> Well, I don't think he ever read anyway.

I think it was all in his memory anyway.

But

>> he I I don't even know if he writes if

he or if he just like sits down and

comes up with his stories cuz he's like

a story guy.

>> Yeah,

>> he is pretty good. I heard an album it

was like it really paints a picture but

then you're like then you listen to like

Kenisonson and you're like, "Oh, this

guy Cosby is very slow."

>> It's a different style. It's like

listening to, you know, John Denver

versus Metallica. You can't, you know,

>> solid comparison.

>> Yeah. You got to be in the mood.

>> Yeah.

>> Rocky Mountain High.

blast blasting it last night,

>> bro. That [ __ ] concert in Moscow.

>> Yeah, it's the best ever.

>> That is the greatest [ __ ] thing.

>> [ __ ] yeah. Norman, don't be scared of

the

>> be a loop of of that.

>> Fine.

>> That's fine. People haven't listen to

the song in a year. [laughter]

>> It's a yearly reminder.

>> We're going to close out with a live

freeird from 77. [ __ ] you. [laughter]

Uh,

>> did you get me a beer?

>> Here it is. Look at this.

>> Oh god,

>> we're doing it again.

>> Why'd you do that?

>> Imagine how pumped these people are.

Communism is dead for a little bit and

then Metallica's on stage.

>> It's so sad that rock is dead. It's all

>> We were talking about that.

>> Yeah, it's all queefy now.

>> When was the last time Where's the new

rock bands? The new Zeppelin's been

around for a while. Those smaller bands,

>> but where's the big ones? It used to be

Van Halen. It used to be the biggest

part of music. Rolling Stones,

>> AC/DC,

>> I know.

>> I mean, Aerosmith. It used to be the

biggest part of music was rock and roll.

What the [ __ ] That's kind of crazy.

>> Nice

>> bodega cat, ladies and gentlemen. Arrow

bullet. Fine. Bodeas all across

Manhattan.

>> You got that right, Fatty. Get a bottle.

But yeah, now it's country. Country is

huge now, which is fine. But what

happened to rock? I have no problem. I

love country. I have no problem with

country getting huge.

>> Yeah. What happened to rock?

>> What happened to rock?

>> Who are the biggest?

>> They said garage bands are coming back

with kids, which is kind of means nature

is healing. [laughter]

>> Yeah,

>> that's a good sign.

>> Yeah, kids are tired of playing video

games. Want something real. But the uh

the the thing about the that doesn't

make sense about rock music is everybody

still loves it,

>> right?

>> Everybody still plays covers it.

>> Oasis is doing giant arenas all over the

place.

>> I took I took acid at that Oasis

concert. Really?

>> We're fun. We're chill.

>> Chicago. Chicago.

>> I got MK Ultra.

>> Yeah. I was just watching the concert

like, "Oh,

>> how fun is this gone acid? It's the

best."

>> See, I haven't done acid since college.

I go shroom now.

>> Acid.

It'll get away from me.

>> Grateful Dead's entire career.

>> I see how it worked.

>> I mean, apparently, if you listen to the

dead on acid, it's a totally different.

>> They were playing to acid.

>> Yeah.

>> Like, they weren't playing for you to

not like it on acid. You're supposed to

like if hey you guys are on acid let me

entertain you for a second.

>> Yeah you're supposed to be on acid. It's

like those uh Iaska eco you listen to

them normally they're not that

interesting but if you jumping on DMT

they're pretty [ __ ] incredible.

>> I got some Roger W. We were doing a

podcast here me score and Bert and you

and you're like what are you doing

tomorrow? You want to stay? Roger Waters

is playing. I was like oh I got to this

is so funny. He's like I was like I got

to leave. He go why? I'm like uh yeah I

don't know but I'm like but my hotel I

have to check out tomorrow. goes

extended [laughter]

personal guest Roger

>> Waters change Ari's flight to the next

day and I was like yeah all right but

then it was like I got to find acid on

one day's notice

>> you got to shout out Roger Waters cuz he

was way ahead of everybody calling out

the genocide way ahead of everybody

doing it a long time ago

>> a long time ago calling out how they're

treating the

>> he really got kicked up

>> he's a little frosty with the heaves

though is he not

>> he got frosty with me

>> oh there you go [laughter] he got frosty

with you

>> he was living at me

>> that was We were [ __ ] with him. He

was on acid and he was [ __ ] with them

after the show. We were all hanging out

and Roger was drinking.

>> This was uh it was sober October.

>> We We had a one day permission to do one

thing. [laughter]

>> Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Come on,

guys. I'll give you guys each a drink if

you let me do one one piece of paper.

>> I chose the devil's cabbage. I was

scared of the acid cuz who knows where

it came from. I'm like, "All right, I

got a business to run. I can't go crazy

right now."

>> I did some. Tony's ex did some. And I I

remember we were back at the hotel and I

was looking at this picture and I was

like, damn, this [clears throat] is a

crazy video.

>> Is full on weeping in the middle of the

concert.

>> Full on this is amazing.

>> This is amazing.

>> He came up and sat next to me and I'm

like, what's wrong with Arian

[laughter]

freaking out? I'm like, dude, are you

okay?

>> I was not okay.

>> He didn't even know what the dose was.

He just took whatever the guy gave him.

>> It was fresh. I had to let it dry in the

AC of the car over there. I'd hold it on

my bed and let it dry some

>> blotted.

Yeah,

>> it was so good.

>> See, that's the thing with that. You

don't know when it's going to end. You

don't know where it came from.

>> Also, you don't really know when it's

going to start. I took a little I took a

little and I was like, this shit's not

working. Give me another one.

>> That old move.

>> Oh boy. That old move.

>> I stared at a painting in my hotel room

for 12 hours.

>> Ruined their [ __ ] entire life by

doing that with edibles.

>> Yeah.

>> Gotten that second one. I don't feel

[ __ ] They take that second one and then

they can't escape.

>> This is how those stories start. Every

time you're like, maybe I'll take the

other half

>> and they roll right into schizophrenia

land. Hey,

>> in my early

>> Maybe your mom's not really your mom.

>> Early years of comedy, I pitched a show

and and Lionsgate picked it up

>> and I flew out they flew out to LA to

pitch the show to Netflix and Amazon. It

was the biggest deal of my life. And the

night before I did Tripoli show and he

gives you a bag of weed stuff, you know,

and I was like, I can't do weed. I'm a

wuss. I'm a lightweight. And he goes,

"Well, take some CBD." And I go, "Oh,

okay. I'll do that. I want to get some

sleep." So, I chugged a bottle of CBD.

And it was THC.

>> Oh.

>> I woke up. The bed was vertical. I was

hanging on to the the post. [laughter]

>> It felt like the carpet was sinking with

me. I was going to chair. I had to I

skipped it.

>> I couldn't go. It was too high. I was

high for like 14 hours.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> My manager's like shaking me like, "You

got to go." And I'm like, "I can't do

it. I can't face him."

>> Like,

so funny. You should have went.

>> I Oh god, I would have sold shoved my

hand up your ass and operated you like a

puppet. [laughter]

>> I would have made you go.

>> I would have sold like Duncan Trussell

show if I showed up. [laughter]

>> But I couldn't face him and he would

like I think they dropped me after.

>> Doug Duncan is the absolute best at

saying like [ __ ] around like he he

was going, "Hold on, I just got a text

from my wife's boyfriend. [laughter]

>> How's he doing?" Not good. Turns out

he's got syphilis. Poor guy. I hope he

gets better. just casual.

>> There's nothing worse than getting that

high though. Like McCusker McCusker used

to make weed gummies when we lived

together. He would make homemade

>> Wow.

>> He would like try to make it was crazy.

And then I'd just be sitting there

playing Xbox and he'd be like, "Here,

take some of these." And I'd just try

them out.

>> Uh, but one time he left, I did a show

at a casino outside of Philly. He gave

me a bag of gummy bears. Obviously, I

got [ __ ] hammered and I was just in

my hotel room just I ate them. I just

ate as many as I Did you know that they

were pot gummy bears or did you just

think

>> I did? I was hammered. I was like, "No,

I don't give a [ __ ] [laughter]

>> They're so good."

>> I just killed that [ __ ] hotel lobby.

That was great.

>> And then uh I woke up and it was in a

casino with no my room had no windows.

It was in the [ __ ] basement.

>> And I didn't know my buddy was also I

was like, "You sleep in my room." He was

on the floor. He was this kid that

opened for me in the [laughter] morning.

I woke up and I was still high as [ __ ]

And I was just like

[laughter]

in the darkness. I hear somebody like

Shane. I was like

something waking up to me is wild.

[laughter]

>> Wake up.

>> I was like who's there? Who's in here?

>> You remember the days where Joey Diaz

would have people in the church or

what's happening now and he would swap

out the 25 bills for 250s.

>> He did it to me. There's like a package

like this whatever and I see it. It says

25. I'm like, you [laughter] know what?

I'm a 10 guy, but when I'm with Dios,

I'll go 25. And then I ate it. But then

something nags in your head. You're

like, why was it 20? It was like,

>> why was it open? Why was it tilted a

little?

>> And then I was just like I kept talking

and I was like picked it off and you

just SEE 250.

>> OH,

>> LIKE JOEY,

>> YOU killed me.

>> Oh, you would give Leat 500s. We give

him two 500.

>> We just got Lee again on We did a 420

episode and Lee was like, "Oh yeah, back

to that

>> indie 500."

>> 500 milligrams.

>> It's crazy, dude.

>> Blows.

>> You know what's crazy? Jamo. Jamie can

do a,000 and it barely hits him.

>> Shut up.

>> Is that true? You have no body fat.

>> No, no, no. He's got some weird enzyme.

>> You got to go with a slice of pizza or

something, man.

>> Wow. Okay, fair.

>> Damn.

>> Yeah, it just doesn't work with his

spectrumy.

>> Yeah. Anything more than some brain, his

superb brain just shuts it off. Like,

nope, not interested. Bye.

>> Wow.

>> Mine does not, dude. If I take 10

milligrams, I'm like, "Oh, we're in it."

>> Same.

>> Well, the UFC's are always great. We

take like 50 in just [clears throat]

like 6 hours.

>> Well, you guys took acid in the UFCid.

[laughter]

>> We were up in the bat seat, so we took

acid and me, Red Band, and Diaz. And

then Rogan, it was kind of early on and

Rogan's like, "Where are you guys?"

We're like, "We're up there." And he's

like seeing us like, "Are you guys

flying?" We're like, "We're [ __ ]

dude." [laughter] He's like, "Where?" He

goes,

>> "Half of my day was thinking about them

being on acid watching these crazy

fights." So, it made me jealous.

>> It felt like fun. Forest Forest Griffin

came in and everyone's cheering. I'm

like, "Why are you cheering? You might

get hurt." Animals.

>> This is like 2005 then. This is early

days.

>> Imagine seeing Brock Lesnar on acid.

Terrified. She's a warrior. That guy,

>> bro.

>> Like a Viking.

>> You ever see his daughter?

>> His daughter's a champion shot putter.

>> What?

>> Bro, what' you say?

>> She's a [ __ ]

athlete.

>> Oh, shot put.

>> She throws that iron block. You think

>> he thought I was shooting a gun,

>> bro? She's a [ __ ] You got to see her.

>> Definitely related.

>> Watch [laughter] her. Yeah, 100%. Look

at those. But watch the video. So go to

get to say

>> see if you can find a video of her

talking [ __ ] Mark

>> she's a beautiful sturdy lady. Mark's

talking [ __ ]

>> I agree with Shane. I I have nothing but

respect for you and your family.

>> Is she albino

woman? I know you look at this pale

honky

>> bro. That's crazy. Imagine blowing your

shoulder out trying to [ __ ] throw

that thing.

>> Imagine her grabbing your balls.

[laughter]

>> Machi over the line.

>> Make a warrior with those jeans.

>> Yes. You're prop buffalo.

>> What's the mom look like? Huh? A dup.

>> She's just a

>> She's a She's a pro wrestler.

>> She's a [ __ ] Transformer. [laughter]

>> She's a bulldozer.

>> He's She's Optimus Prime.

>> Get the mom.

>> The mom is hot.

>> He got all She got all Brock's jeans.

THAT'S THE MOM.

>> Sable

W.

>> That's right.

>> Whoa. Sable was so hot.

>> That's what I'm talking about.

>> The puppies.

>> But bro, look at his jeans. Those jeans

dominate.

>> Nice cannons.

>> Those are Viking jeans. That's why

Iceland looks the way it is.

>> Viking jeans.

>> Oh, is that them now?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, hell yeah.

>> She's 10 years older than them. She

looks stable.

>> She looks great. She's got a bit of a

bulge though on the right.

>> That's her hands are never really

risking it with

>> I love you, Brock.

>> Brock's going [laughter] to [ __ ] kill

you. Doesn't care.

>> Rock and roll. He's writing your name

down with crayons right now. [laughter]

>> He's got that sword tattoo right here.

just a real warrior.

>> Yeah. He said he got drunk and didn't

remember it and woke up. I was like,

"What the [ __ ] did I do?"

>> Yeah, right. You just regret it.

>> That's a lame tattoo. You just regret

it.

>> For sure.

>> For sure. Well, Steo's got a dick on his

forehead.

>> Yeah, but that's for fun.

>> Yeah.

>> He's got tattoos on a on an ATV.

>> He was on the podcast and it was like

first couple of minutes and I was like,

"Do you have a dick tattooed above your

eyebrow?" I said, "Yeah, what?

>> I've done his pod. I didn't notice

that."

>> Good impression. [laughter]

It must be new. I missed it.

>> It's pretty new. He was on He was on a

few months ago.

>> J Mo,

>> not even new jackass coming next month.

>> YEAH. LOOK.

>> OH, WOW. MAN,

>> what a lunatic.

>> Wow.

>> Yeah, I wouldn't recommended him.

>> Postalone tattooed tattoo artist.

>> Well, I don't think you have to be

trained.

>> Dick's got a quite a curve.

>> Are there rules?

>> Actually, he might he might actually

know.

>> Are there any rules as to like who can

do a tattoo? Yeah,

>> I don't think so. Or whatever and like

have a business. Yeah, but

>> you could just do it though.

>> Do one to your friends.

>> I saw fear. You could just do it with

pen.

>> Interesting.

>> Huh.

>> Interesting.

>> Steo's a good egg.

>> He's a fun dude.

>> Steo rules.

>> He's a fun dude.

>> Jackass rules.

>> New Jackass. I was so excited when I

heard it was like,

>> "Oh, they're doing another one."

>> June, bro.

>> He played a bunch of the scenes where in

Knoxville did too them all getting

concussions. And I was like, how I asked

Knoxville, "How many times you've been

out?" He's like, "At least 16."

>> Wow.

>> 16 times out cold.

>> It's funny when one of them gets like

Reddit wrapped for not going hard

enough. Like Knoxville did once, and he

goes, "Fine." That I'll step up and I'll

literally blow a ball off.

>> And then like and like Danger had one

where he's like, "I'll be the one this

time."

>> Knoxville always went so hard.

>> Yeah. It was It was bad. It was bad

feedback, but they were like, "You're

protecting your face too much." He was

like, "All right, I'll show you." I

asked I asked we man. And I was like,

"Who got PTSD this time?" He was like,

"England. England's [ __ ] forever now."

>> Oh, yeah.

>> What? Why? Cuz they put him in horrible

situations. I don't know. I'm waiting to

find out.

>> What, Jamie?

>> I'm talking about this one cuz the last

one they got him. I thought

>> No, they got danger last time. Bad with

the bear and [ __ ] where you could tell

he's like, "This is never going to

leave."

>> And the [ __ ] donkey in the one. That

was terrifying. Donkey kick.

>> He just walked up behind one. The goal

was to get him [ __ ] nuts.

>> He had to stand behind him.

>> Yeah. He's just behind him like shaking

and they're all making fun of him

>> and the donkey kicked him.

>> Yeah. Got him right in the ball.

>> Oh my god, dude.

>> They get into a room. He obviously knew

something was happening.

>> He knew something's up. He's He just

can't be

>> He looks great.

>> He does look pretty good.

>> Nice skin.

>> Handsome devil.

>> He's a handsome guy.

>> So he's in the room strapped to a table

like electric chair.

>> They're shocking him. He's like, "Come

on, stop. It's annoying, but I get it."

>> And then what happens?

>> They cover him in honey.

>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. And he's

like, "What

>> is that? Meat?"

>> Yeah.

>> What are you doing? [laughter]

>> Relax.

>> THE [ __ ] HONEY'S IN MY EYE.

>> OH [ __ ]

>> Oh god. [laughter]

>> I love this. Oh [ __ ] That something's

opening.

[groaning]

>> Oh my god.

>> He's got a chain on the bear.

>> Uh uh. Keep watching it. [laughter] The

chain is probably just so they could

pull him off.

>> Stay calm.

>> Yeah,

>> stay calm.

>> Oh, he's going to lick him.

>> The chain is not attached to anything.

>> That's a good point. Chain's free.

>> Talk to it, Aaron. Try to calm it down.

Oh.

>> Oh, this is wild.

>> This is crazy.

>> Oh no.

>> Bear.

>> Are you really allergic to bees, Aaron?

>> Oh, he's trembling. [laughter]

>> And they shock him. little shocking.

>> I didn't even get the answer. [laughter]

>> No.

>> All right, we can't really watch.

>> Oh, is that like salmon?

>> Oh my god.

>> Yeah, I think so.

>> Oh, this is crazy.

>> HE'S SO FRIGHTENED.

>> OH, HE'S GOT THE PAW.

>> There's nothing more in there.

>> There is though.

>> There's nothing more in there.

>> That's not so bad.

>> What if you just

Uh, you see his pants get wet.

>> They [ __ ] with him real bad though.

This was

>> Get him out. Get him out.

>> So, it's a trained bear

>> sort of though. But it's a bear.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> You know what's nice is Bam. They let

Bam back in the group.

>> Oh, good.

>> Oh, really?

>> He's in the next one.

>> Heard skating again.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. It's It's getting there.

>> So, what happened to him? He just went

off the rails. Drugs, pillows, pills,

>> Philly stuff.

>> Now he's back.

>> He's back. Come back. Let's go.

>> Bam rules. There's a video there's a

video I saw and it was like uh asking

all the jackass people who can skate and

people like oh we man's pretty good and

then someone's like no danger's pretty

good and it just starts the Ky scoring

it's BAM

>> and then John Knoxville was like I can

go to Ali like it's Bam

>> I met him I met him a bunch when I was

going to college

>> really yeah I went to college in

Westchester where they all were

>> so like yeah you'd see him around town

he was just the nicest

>> Yeah

>> he was always just the man

>> he owned that town huh

>> yeah purple Lambo you'd see it be it'd

be at the [ __ ] Waw wa. You'd be like,

"Holy [ __ ] Bam's here." [laughter] Holy

[ __ ]

>> Holy.

>> With his eyeliner.

>> Yeah. I drove by uh Castle Bam. This I

You know the house they have?

>> It was right where I lived when we were

filming tires. I lived right next to it

and I would

>> occasionally just drive over and look at

it.

>> Yeah.

>> Damn.

>> Every kid's dreams skateboard [ __ ] in

the back.

>> Some trick that was off a bridge onto a

moving bus and then off the bus on the

road.

>> I think you're thinking of the video

game.

>> Oh, I love the game.

>> Maybe, but no, this was real. Bam's dad

got [ __ ] pretty hard though.

>> What happened?

>> Well, he would just punch him in the

face. Phil,

>> he would just wake him up and just start

punching him in the face.

>> It was great.

>> Sweetest man on the planet.

>> Come on, man. Cut it out. I'm sleeping.

CKY [ __ ]

>> crazy that those guys did that for so

long.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Like that seemed like a thing you could

only do like once.

>> Hell, they're still going.

>> One of the first the first places I ever

did stand up and hosted my own show was

his bar in Westchester.

>> Wow.

>> The note.

>> Like, how old are they? Like how old is

Steo?

>> He's got to be 50.

>> Yeah.

>> 50.

>> Here. Look with a

>> What are you going to do to him?

>> Oh,

>> oh, the dad finally gets his revenge.

>> He He's hiding behind the door.

>> I thought he was going to beat him up.

>> Yeah,

>> that's all right. Yeah, Jackass rules.

>> Yeah, Jackass is the best. It's the best

comedies.

>> That was a It's

>> just crazy that those guys made a career

doing that.

>> Yeah. became famous just [ __ ] each

other up.

>> We all copied them. I Me and my friends

were outside filming us jumping into

trees off the roof and [ __ ]

>> It was We all were like, "This is the

coolest thing ever."

>> They all had to be They were the first

ones to be like, "Don't do this."

>> Anyway, that's the legal part. No, watch

it.

>> This shit's fun.

>> We're having a blast, though. You should

try it, but don't do it legally.

>> Yeah. How is the new Fear Factor? I know

Fear Knoxville's hosting.

>> I haven't seen it.

>> Knoxville. Yeah. He came on to promote

it.

>> Yeah. hosting the new Fear Factor. It's

very nice. I love Jackass [laughter] so

much.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> He's a good dude. Johnny Knoxville is a

really nice guy.

>> Coolest.

>> Yeah.

>> Although his dick is broken. That sucks.

>> I think it's fixed.

>> Oh, great.

>> I think they fix that nowadays.

>> Just a pumpkin up stem cells.

>> [ __ ] everyone's getting them.

[laughter]

>> I got him.

>> Everyone's getting dicks these days,

dude.

>> Wait, you got stem?

>> Yeah.

>> Whoa. What does that mean?

>> Well, I don't know. It's been one day. I

don't know.

>> How do you feel?

>> Feel fine.

>> Did you see that thing that I sent you

today?

>> No.

>> I sent you an article there. this where

this video this ladies are saying that

the the one operation that has the least

amount of success and is the most

unnecessary is meniscus operations.

>> I had one too.

>> I couldn't walk though. What do you

mean? I had to do it.

>> They said rehabilitation is better. Like

keeping the tissue in there and

rehabbing it is better than having it

removed.

>> Interesting.

>> Yeah. I don't know.

>> I had I had mine removed on my left leg.

>> Yeah.

>> But it does [ __ ] with me more than my

right leg.

>> And what' you have on the right leg?

Just I have a tear, a miniscus tear, but

I just stem cellled. Yeah, it

>> I to I tore it doing a kicking contest

with Joe Schilling.

>> Whoa. With jeans on.

>> You're a jackass. [laughter]

>> Jeans. Totally jackass.

>> We were He just wanted to see who could

kick harder. Like he heard I kick really

hard. He's a world champion kickboxer.

So he wanted to kick this thing and he

wanted me to kick it. I did it with

jeans on.

>> What did you do? The bag of the

>> RTO. We have this machine in the bag.

You hit it and it shows you like

>> to throw your miniscus on that cuz you

[ __ ] rocked that thing

>> with no warm up at all at 52 years old.

[laughter]

>> Just [ __ ] slammed it.

>> Joe Shelly came in 3 hours early and

stretching.

>> No, he didn't. He did no warm up either.

>> That would be a great jackass. Joe Rogan

kicks you.

>> He had Butterbean punch him. It's the

hardest thing to watch, too, cuz he was

already rocked and [ __ ] up and then

Butterbean put him out

>> and they're in like a target or

something. [laughter]

or something.

>> They have the crazy the extra level

though is like it's not just somebody,

it's Butterbean punching you or it's not

just taking a slapshot. It's somebody

from the Predators [ __ ] slapshotting

it out your face. [groaning]

>> Oh, that's right. He had Francis and

Ghano punch him in the balls.

>> The cup test.

>> Guys, this kept telling him like like a

fighter's going to come today and they

didn't tell him it was Francis.

>> Oh my god. Hilarious.

>> Oh my god. Oh, there he is.

>> This is This is bean. I This is too far.

Oh, I can't watch that.

>> Yeah, you can. Watch it. Let's watch it.

Watch this.

>> And Francis doesn't even hold back.

>> OH, I MEAN, THAT'S GOING TO RUIN your

junk.

>> Oh, dude, that kind of pain is crazy.

>> That's a terrible cup. That's a shitty

cup.

>> No [clears throat] one should ever doubt

danger ever again.

>> WATCH THIS ONE MORE TIME.

>> OH MY GOD. He put all of his 265 lbs in.

>> The realization on his face when he when

he's like, "It's worse than I thought it

was going to be." And it's real,

>> bro. It's like getting hit by a car

right on your dick.

>> That's brutal.

>> Right. Look at the eyes change.

>> And the thing about those shitty cups is

sometimes those shitty cups hit your

nut. Like [laughter] the cup actually

your balls are kind of like poking out

the side a little bit and the cup slams

into your

>> It's also It's not They just got this at

Target on the way to this.

>> Yeah. Like it was fitted. They were just

like just give me one.

>> Real solid cup with a compression

shorts.

>> See, Gen Z or Gen Alpha will never have

a jackass.

>> You don't think so? No, I think those

but what about these streamers that keep

getting beat up?

>> Yeah, they're came up.

>> Oh, is that is that a thing?

>> Yeah, these streamers like picking

fights at people and getting [ __ ] up.

All right. All right. Yeah.

>> Yeah. There's a lot of streamers that

are getting that [ __ ] beaten out of them

>> in a good way.

>> Well, I mean they're getting they're

provoking people and occasionally they

provoke the wrong person.

>> They fight club it until somebody picks

a fight back with them.

>> There's this one with uh Tikki. Tikki

fought for the UFC. He's like a top

level trainer, manages fighters and this

uh streamer kid is in his face telling

him he's going to [ __ ] him up. And Tiki

Tikki's like, "Oh, really?" And he's

like, "Yeah, I'll [ __ ] you up for sure."

And then he like moves too close to him

and Tikki just cracks him.

>> Is that the elbow?

>> No, I think he punched him. I don't know

if he elbowed him or punched. It's so

hard to tell cuz it happened so fast.

>> Mhm.

>> But it's like the dude's in his And this

is a dude that this guy, watch this. And

he's got a drink in his hand.

>> Is it an elbow? Slow that down a little

bit.

>> That was right on the jaw.

>> That's It either is a punch or an elbow.

It's hard to say cuz it happens so fast.

Yeah, it's an elbow.

>> Drink. What did he say to him?

>> Nice elbow. You sure that was an elbow?

He said he was gonna [ __ ] him up.

[snorts]

>> Why?

>> He said he's gonna slap him. I'll slap

the [ __ ] out of you. Something like

that.

>> No. Is that just cause the Yeah, I

thought he's the wrong guy to [ __ ] with,

>> right?

>> Like Tikki is really good.

>> Tikki Masala.

>> He's big. I wouldn't even if he didn't

do UFC, I wouldn't walk up to him and be

like, "What are you going to do?" [ __ ]

>> Exactly. [laughter] Crazy.

>> He knew to drop it. He was like whiskey.

>> Well, that's probably why so calm until

the second. But he dropped it. He let it

go.

>> Drop and elbows.

>> Nice technique, too. One more time on

that. J.

>> That was a hook. The kids was like

really bad.

>> Well, the elbow's just as powerful,

dude. That's Especially coming out of

Tiki.

>> So, let's see what he says to him. He

said a bunch of [ __ ] to him.

>> I said straight up.

>> Are you the guy that got slapped on

video?

>> I did. But I'll slap the [ __ ] out you

though.