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>> Hey.

>> Hey, Charlie Kirk.

>> No,

>> don't shoot him.

>> Oh, no. Don't say that. No, don't say

that.

>> Doug's a Nazi. All right,

>> he's going to sit right here and chill

out. What up, dog? New Netflix special

out now.

>> You got that right, Fatty.

>> Let's [ __ ] go.

>> None too. Please check it out. We just

hit number five, so I'm trying to get it

to to Uno.

>> Well, maybe this will do it.

>> Hopefully.

>> Hopefully. I'll put it up on my

Instagram when the show runs.

>> All right. Thank you. Thank you.

Everything helps.

>> It's a saturated market.

>> I know. There's 19 comedy specials a day

now. YouTube and Hulu and the other

thing, 4chan.

>> It's not just that. There's like just

you're competing with content. You think

about how many [ __ ] shows there are

now. It's kind of nuts.

>> I mean, forget shows. There's shows,

there's Tik Toks, there's reals, there's

shorts. It never ends.

>> Never been a time where there's more

things to watch and divide your

attention.

>> I know.

>> And then there's the war.

>> Yay.

>> There's the war.

>> So much to pay attention to, right?

>> Politics. It's only fans.

>> Yeah.

So much to pay attention to, buddy.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> So much. Charlie,

>> we'll just pretend that's Ari.

He's back.

>> Well, you know, Ari always gets too high

and an hour in he just shuts up.

>> Don't fall off the table. Hey,

>> he looks like the Ayatollah now. Have

you seen him? He's got the beard.

>> I know.

>> Crazy. And he's gay.

>> He came to the club the other day. He's

gay now, too.

>> Oh, the Ayatollah.

>> Oh, the new Ayatollah's gay. Yeah.

>> Is that real?

>> Ah, that's what Trump said.

>> I think that's his real.

>> He's never lied. Oh, okay.

>> I think they're just trying to [ __ ] with

the guy

>> cuz if you get if you're gay in Iran,

they just throw you off a building,

right? He's going to have to throw

himself off.

>> You know, that was like one of the first

places or the number one place in the

world for transgender surgeries.

>> I heard that.

>> Because you couldn't be gay.

>> So, you'd rather be a woman.

>> You have to be a woman. You You got to

get [ __ ] in the ass.

>> That's kind of progressive.

>> You can't get [ __ ] in the Well, you

can't. I guess they don't check. But you

get [ __ ] in your fake cooter.

>> Fake cooter. That sounds like an Austin

bar.

>> Fake cooter.

>> It probably will be.

>> Yeah.

>> After this,

>> um, they've got to be terrified. I don't

know much about anything, but uh I would

be scared to fight a country that is

having a a fist fight on the White House

lawn.

>> That's how badass and crazy we are. Like

we're fighting at the president's house

each other.

>> Yeah,

>> we're going to [ __ ] you up.

>> I'm not thrilled about that.

>> You're going to be there?

>> Yeah, I'll be there, but I'm not

thrilled about it. Doesn't seem like a

wise idea. Yeah, it looks like they were

targeting the [ __ ] reporter.

>> Whoa.

>> Hey, Charlie. Come here, buddy. Oh, this

dog's gonna be a It's gonna be a whole

different show here.

>> No, he'll calm down.

>> He just has to relax. He's never uh been

with me alone before. He's only been

with my wife alone, but he loves me. He

slept with me last He sleeps in the bed

with my daughter, so he slept with me

last night.

>> Oh, boy.

>> You're a little buddy.

>> That's good. We got We got diversity

here. It's a brown dog.

>> Yeah, they they attacked that reporter,

man.

>> Crazy. It looked I mean unless it was a

weward missile

>> which is like what happened to precision

strikes.

>> Oh yeah.

>> I thought they were surgical. Remember

they would call them surgical.

>> That's right.

>> Imagine calling a bomb that's going like

5,000 mph. Surgical.

>> I think they got old equipment over

there. They got Atari and [ __ ] They're

way behind.

>> But we hit a school that was on us, I

think.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. But

>> even in our other countries, we're

shooting schools.

>> Well, the school was uh unfortunately

What is it, James? right before it.

>> Whoa. Is that the Damn, that's quite a

hit.

>> Whoa, that's nuts.

>> Jesus Christ. Looks like LA.

>> What a It's crazy that you can capture

it. Like, how good are these cameras?

>> Meanwhile, they couldn't catch that

plane flying into the Pentagon. It's

>> true,

>> right? When you see that thing, that

that thing looks just like a missile,

too,

>> right?

>> What do you think that was? That plane

that hit the Pentagon? It doesn't really

look like a plane. Why would they be

shooting a missile into a a place that's

already been hit by missiles?

>> And why is it in Russia? Oh, that's just

uh reporter

>> Russia. Russia Today reporter.

>> Oh, got it. Got it. Sorry.

>> Yeah, RT. You know that channel. I in

Lebanon. Oh, in Lebanon. I wonder if

they're going after press because

they've gone after press before.

>> Interesting.

>> Yeah. I mean, they've been accused of

shooting press in Gaza,

>> right?

>> Yeah.

>> Smart. Because they want to tell their

own story. They don't want you in there

with their your cameras.

>> Yeah. What do you think about these

Netanyahu AI videos?

>> I haven't seen them.

>> You haven't seen them?

>> No.

>> Oh, they think he might be dead.

>> What?

>> Yeah. There's a bunch of AI videos that

Israel has released that are like

clearly AI.

>> What?

>> Show Show him the one where there's in

the the cafe. This one's nuts. Like this

one I would assume that some kid made

just [ __ ] around on his computer. All

right.

>> Like I saw it, I was like, there's no

way they're really trying to pass this

off as an actual video of Netanyahu at a

cafe in the middle of the war. Like

everything is calm and peaceful.

>> I couldn't tell that one.

>> Yeah, this one. Well, that's just a

clip. Show the actual

>> I can't um

>> BB.

>> It's on the Israel website or the Israel

Twitter page.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. No, they released it.

>> I didn't know.

>> Holy moly. He's dead. That's crazy.

>> Well, his brother's dead. His brother

got killed in a missile strike

>> recently.

>> Yes.

>> What?

>> Yes. They struck his h Are you just not

online? What's going on?

>> I just watched funny [ __ ] and goof

around.

>> Pour some of that. Let's go. Come on.

Give me some.

>> Oh, hey. I thought you quit the sauce.

>> Oh, no. I GOT BACK ON.

>> HEY, I THOUGHT YOU GOT you turned Muslim

or something. I didn't know what

happened.

>> I'm back.

>> Hell yeah.

>> Alhamdulillah. Pour me one.

>> Easy. Zoran

bodega cat.

>> Cheers, sir.

>> Cheers. says, "Hey, good to be back with

Alvar's dead weight

>> holding us down."

>> I don't get drunk. O, I might this off

this stuff, though. But, uh, I have

started drinking again. I took like

eight months off. It was a good reset.

>> I mean, I You're so short. I'll take a

week off and I'm like limitless.

>> Yeah. Well, I realized that uh because

of the club, I was just drinking too

much,

>> right?

>> And I was just tired all the time. Like,

and I'd go to work out the next day. I

was like, "God, I feel like [ __ ] Why am

I doing this to myself?" And then I took

eight months off. Then I had a glass of

wine with dinner. I was like, "Oo, I

like it." And then I had a margarita and

I was like, "Oo, I'm back.

>> It's a great time."

>> This one. So, look at this. This is AI.

>> That's fake.

>> Well, people have zoomed in on the the

um signs and stuff and it's not even

real writing.

>> He's saying, "Look, I have five

fingers."

>> Weird.

>> He's joking around, you know, because

there was an AI video before that people

were criticizing because it looked like

one of his fingers had grown an extra

appendage,

>> right?

I think that just looked like the crease

of his hand, honestly, to me. But

>> yeah,

>> this looks fake as [ __ ] First of all,

it's weird because he sips out of the

cup and yet the cup stays exactly the

same level and no matter where he moves

the cup around, it doesn't spill, right?

>> Like there's there's a moment where he

turns the cup like almost sideways.

>> It moves way too much for it to not

spill at all.

>> And why would he just be doing it? Looks

like an ad for this coffee shop. He's

just hanging out at a coffee shop during

a war.

>> Oh, and know and also like how's

everybody so casual.

>> Yeah, he didn't tip though, so that's

that's the Judaism is coming through.

>> But yeah, no, this is crazy.

>> Looks like AI. Like he looks like he's

got a beauty filter on. That doesn't

look like a human being.

>> Totally. This is silly. Let me hear what

he's saying. What is he saying? Is it in

Hebrew?

Look, everybody's happy to see him. Can

you imagine if you were in that coffee

shop be like, "Please leave. Please

leave before the bombs come. Please

leave before they target you." They're

trying to find that guy everywhere he

[ __ ] goes.

>> But the Look at that.

>> See, we got the Ayatollah in there, too.

>> They faked that one. Look at that. that

they're just showing you how easy it is.

>> Yeah, there's some really good AI

platforms now. And to know what they

would have that they're not showing is

who knows.

>> This is He's got Come on. He can't be

dead.

>> He might be dead. His brother's See,

that's like, look at this. Yeah.

>> Like the coffee. Look how turned it is.

>> It doesn't spill at all. It just wiggles

to the edge. And then they've also shown

that like on the register and in some of

the signs, the the writing's not real.

M.

>> It's very, very [ __ ] weird, man.

>> Well, RIP. We'll drink one for for

Yahoo.

>> Well, he hasn't been seen publicly in

over a week.

>> So, he might be gone.

>> Yeah, there's a lot of crazy [ __ ] going

on. I can't keep up with the Hormuz. I

don't know what that's about.

>> That's completely closed now. They they

even bombed like the Saudis had another

way to move oil out into another

direction across the Red Sea, I believe

it is. And uh the the Iranians bombed

that. yesterday.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. It's getting hot, dude. It's It's

[ __ ] scary.

>> Speaking live as we

>> Oh, in front of people.

>> He's alive.

>> In front of people.

>> I don't know. They just open Twitter

back up and this was there.

>> I wonder. So if he is alive, I wonder

why they would release that. Clearly AI

video cuz that like this looks like a

normal human, right?

>> Yeah, kind of.

>> This doesn't look

>> They say that privately,

>> but it's a little glossy.

The world owes a debt of deep

indebtedness, deep indebtedness to

President Trump for leading this effort

to safeguard our future.

>> Yeah. But this guy's been trying to get

war with Iran for decades, man.

>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's loving this.

>> [ __ ] And if he's not, by the way, if

he's not in war, he's not in office

anymore. And then and then he gets

indicted. like right

>> he's in the middle of at least one case,

one corruption case.

>> Mhm.

>> Well, this is his Super Bowl. He's He's

in heaven.

>> So, there's people in the audience,

right? So, this is real.

>> Well, I mean, there's that that's

they're not This angle doesn't show

them. It's like a static angle, but you

can hear people's voices, which that you

know, if we want to be

>> Oh, they don't show the people.

>> You could say that's fake, but

>> I need to see the people. I need to see

somebody hug them.

>> So, wait, why why are you

>> I need to see somebody jerk them off. I

want to know it's real.

>> Let's see that. No foreskin.

>> Do you imagine if they did show that?

They just show him just blasting like 12

foot arcs

>> of rope.

>> Just fire hose of jizz to show how

veriral he is.

>> Man of Chevitz.

>> Yeah.

>> No. Yeah. Why you not why you not

looking forward to the White House

fight?

>> Um well, it's kind of a gimmick. You

know,

>> of course

>> there's that. And you know, people are

criticizing the card, but if it was any

other card, it's a great card.

>> Mhm. just they're criticizing it because

they said it was going to be the

greatest card of all time. And it's also

it's just going to be a security

nightmare.

>> That's true.

>> You're on the White House lawn. Also,

they're fighting outside. What if it

rains? What if it's hot? You're in the

middle of June.

>> June in DC can get pretty warm.

>> Yep. Yep.

>> That that affects fighters. Like we only

did one outside fight that I was a part

of and that was in Abu Dhabi and it was

a nightmare. Yeah,

>> it was really hot and there was bugs

flying around their side of size of

[ __ ] birds.

>> It was crazy.

>> It's like stand up. You got to do it

indoors.

>> 100%.

>> Outside is hell for stand up.

>> Yeah, it's terrible. Terrible.

>> Yeah, most shows are bad outside. But

here's my idea. We do White House fight,

but we fight politicians.

>> Huh? Get Boowbert versus AOC. Now that's

a fight.

>> I like that.

>> But I think I think RFK would win

everything.

>> I think Jasmine Crockett whoops them

all.

>> Oh yeah, she's feisty. She'd take a a

shoe off.

>> She pulls the wig off, stuffs it in your

mouth,

>> takes her earrings off. I'm terrified.

>> Well, she's not a politician anymore.

She lost, right?

>> Yeah, but she'll be around. They never

leave.

>> Maybe

>> they go forever, these guys.

>> Maybe

>> Bernie's still cooking.

>> Yeah, but he's a senator. He's been a

senator forever. I mean, she she's lost,

>> so who knows what's going to happen now.

>> But Hillary's around. What is she doing?

>> She's uh probably eating [ __ ]

>> Ah. You think?

>> I hope. I mean, she needs a relief. This

guy, this lady, I kind of like Hillary

just cuz she's, you know, she got

cheated on publicly with the Monica

thing. Now she's doing the Epstein's

Island stuff. She lost the presidential

race and she's still out there. She's

kind of a badass. I would kill myself at

this point.

>> Well, she's also got like a list of

people that have mysteriously

disappeared.

>> Oh, is that right?

>> That are attached to her and Bill.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. You don't know about that?

>> No. For real?

>> You don't know about the Clinton body

count?

>> I know Norm was on the View years ago

and he said Clinton killed a guy.

>> Yeah, he said killed a bunch of people.

I think

>> that's where I get my information.

>> It's a good way to get it from the view.

>> Super solid detailed information,

>> but she's getting like grilled by the

Epstein people or about Epstein and

she's just like going off

>> and Bill's reminiscing.

>> Well, she walked she stormed out because

uh Lauren Boowbert took a picture of

her.

>> Oh.

>> And posted online like that's it. I'm

leaving.

>> Like, how are you allowed to leave?

>> Yeah, exactly.

>> Because somebody took a picture. Sit the

[ __ ] down. You're not even in office

anymore. You're just a civilian. Sit

your [ __ ] ass down and answer the

questions.

>> Yeah.

>> Like, it's just an excuse to leave.

>> But you got to head to Bill. He's

denying till he dies.

>> I did nothing. I was only there for

humanitarian purposes.

>> We got photos and everything.

>> I was just getting massages and hugging

nice people.

>> Exactly. Nothing untoward was done to me

or anyone else that was there as far as

I know.

>> This is pretty good.

>> I didn't see that side of Jeffrey

Epstein.

>> You got to bring this back.

>> Hey,

look.

>> Look at this guy. We got photo evidence.

>> That lady smiling. If she claims victim,

I call horseshit. She looks like she's

having a good time. Also, that's a

woman, you know. It's like once you're a

woman, okay? You know, unless someone's

holding a gun to your head, if we're

talking about children, we're talking

about a different thing. But there's a

lot of these ladies that were grown

women when they were doing this. And the

emails that were exchanged between

Epstein and these women, like they were

well aware of what's going on. At least

some of them were. There was this

Russian lady was talking. She was

recruiting girls. She was saying, "This

one's this one's a fat ass. She needs to

lose some weight." Like, she's trying to

get these girls to work with Epstein,

>> right? Who? Just lane.

>> No, wasn't just lane. It was some other

Russian lady.

>> Oh, damn.

>> Like these some of these ladies at least

were like, look, the real criticism, the

real legitimate criticism is were there

underage girls involved? Now, clearly

they were in Epstein's past. He went he

went to jail for it. The whole Palm

Beach thing with the underage massuses,

>> but some of these are just ladies who

did bad things. They made bad decisions

and they probably wound up on that

island for money.

>> Yeah. Okay. Couple of horror moves.

>> Hey, where you going, buddy? Charlie,

>> you snuck out, little [ __ ]

>> I'm a little worried about

>> I was hoping he looked like he was

totally calm just sitting in that chair.

Oh, Jamie's got him now,

>> bro. You're locked up.

>> Jamie's used to having a little dog in

his lap. Oh, he's giving you kisses.

>> Damn. Not a Rogan fan, huh? Doesn't like

the pot. He's bored. No, he just he just

doesn't know this environment. I think

he's a little weirded out. And then he

was out there with the mountain lion,

stuffed mountain lion, the alligators

like and the werewolf. He's like, "What

the [ __ ] is this place?" He's never been

here before.

>> And there's weed smoke. There's dogs.

>> I think he's a little weirded out. The

cigars, everything. Whiskey in here. He

probably smells that.

>> Speaking of which, you got any of those

stoies?

>> Yeah, let's bust them out.

>> I would love a stogy.

>> Let's go.

>> Hell yeah. Boy, see, I can't keep up

with all the news. cuz you know about

Epstein, you know about Iran, you know

about Israel, you know about Hillary.

This is uh

>> I barely know. I'm off uh social media.

I've been off social media for a while.

The only time I'm on is when someone

sends me something funny.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Then I go and check it and then I find

myself scrolling for like 30 seconds and

I stop.

>> That's how they get to

>> stop [ __ ] scrolling.

>> It's impossible.

>> Um these so good at it.

>> These say knuckle sandwich. Where did

these come from? M

>> knuckle sandwich is uh

that can't be the same place because

there's a isn't there a place there's

knuckle sandwich which is the sandwich

truck in Austin which is awesome

>> and Chris Brown's album

>> Fury cigars

>> oh these are Guy Fury cigars. All right,

let's hope they're good.

>> Did you see that Bachelorette who got

kicked off for beating the [ __ ] out of

her husband? Yo, for real on the show,

my wife's a big uh reality lady and uh

>> that's healthy.

>> I know, right?

>> She loves it. All of us. 90-Day Fiance.

>> Love that [ __ ]

>> They love it. That and true crime.

>> Yes. Right. Is it weird?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I get the true crime because they don't

really commit those kind of violent

acts. So, they probably need to

understand like the male mind,

>> right?

>> That makes sense to me.

>> Yeah.

>> But what I don't understand is the I

mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm just

stuck up.

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>> Well, they say it's biological. They're

like, "Oh, I'm learning how to avoid

these scary

>> moment." No, I get that because it is

like my daughters, young daughters, they

all love it. Everyone loves it. Their

friends love it. Yeah.

>> It's like the number one show with

ladies.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Like the number one podcast with ladies

is True Crime.

>> It's great.

>> You know what the number two show for

ladies is?

>> What?

>> You're on it.

>> Hey, get out of here. Really?

>> Number one with black people, too.

Holla.

>> Hey, take that. Shay Shay.

>> Holla.

>> All right.

>> Shout out to all my African-American

friends.

>> Hell yeah.

>> Let's [ __ ] go. These are not bad. Guy

Ferry. Let's go, guy.

>> I love Guy.

>> He's a fun dude.

>> Cool dude.

>> Got a bunch of yellow cars, though.

That's odd.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's not the not the

best fashion sense, you know, shirts

with flames on it, frosted tips.

>> Yeah. But you're paying attention.

>> That's true.

>> If you want to be a chef and you want to

be like a celebrity chef, you got to

either be a great narrator and a great

writer like Bourdain. Yeah.

>> Or you got to be like angry

>> like Gordon Ramsey. Gordon Ramsay. You

know,

>> that's true. But what what happened to

chef when I was a kid? Chefs were like

fat guys with beards and now they all

have they're jacked with tats.

>> Yeah. Well, they're all they all look

like artists cuz they are artists,

>> I guess. But it's

>> I I didn't really think of that until I

watched Bourdain show and then I was

like, "Oh, these guys are making

temporary art."

>> That's true. Then you get to eat it.

>> Yeah. But it is art.

>> It is art. Yeah. They're mixing oils.

There's a lot of chemistry involved.

>> Mhm.

>> But they kind of went the same path as

porn stars. Porn stars used to be like

voluuptuous and hairy bush and now

they're all like they're all like MMA

fighters. They're jacked and taking it

in the ass.

It's wild. They're all tatted up and

pierced and [ __ ]

>> One of the things that I've been

watching a lot when the world is going

completely crazy. I watch people making

street food in other countries.

>> Oh, that's

>> with no language, no talking. It's all

ASMR. It's all them cooking.

>> Oh, yeah. No regulations either.

>> Bring them over here. Bring them over

here. Come on. They're They're not

washing hands over there.

>> Charar. Charar, have a seat.

>> And they'll use roadkill or whatever.

Like they don't they don't give a [ __ ]

>> No, they're they they're using good

food. It was Afghanistan. They were

making roast chicken.

>> Oh, come on,

>> dude. I'm telling you. I I'll send it to

Jamie and you'll watch.

>> It's exciting.

>> I mean, I ate halal trucks for 10 years

when I was broke in New York. Great.

>> They're great.

>> They are great.

>> But I could be eating pigeon and uh

>> you probably are

>> children.

>> Not children, but definitely pigeon.

Probably a pigeon's made it into your

mouth a couple of times.

>> All right,

>> let me find these [ __ ] I watch

so much too. YouTube is my number one

thing since I'm off social media.

>> I love it.

>> It's my number one thing for

distraction.

>> Whoa.

>> Oh, yeah. This is exactly Jamie, you're

the best. This is it. Most cheap food in

Afghanistan. This guy uh he sets up,

they cook all this stuff and you you

watch I mean it's like a 40minute video

or something. How long is it?

>> Yeah. Yeah, it's like a 40 40minute

video. I watched the whole thing just

like at home chilling after a long day's

work just watching people cook street

food in Afghanistan. It looks [ __ ]

delicious.

>> Look at those spices. My god.

>> Yeah. And they they have uh meat in this

stew pot and they Well, it's like, you

know, a big walk it looks like.

>> Yeah.

>> And they boil it up with all this salt

and all these herbs and spices. And then

they got these roast chickens and they

take these chickens and they stick them

in spikes. If you back up the video a

little bit, it's earlier in the video.

You saw they take these chickens and

they just have this big flame in the

middle

>> and then then they stick these chickens

all around the flame.

>> This is hell for a vegan.

>> The shape of that fun fact. I think if

this is true, uh, that's because that's

they used to flip their shields upside

down and

>> back. It's sort of like what the

Genghaskhan stir fry

>> that makes sense grill.

>> I love it.

>> That makes sense.

>> Yeah, man.

>> Totally makes sense.

>> Would it be great if the end is just a

big drone strike?

>> Well, we don't bomb Afghanistan anymore.

We send them money.

>> Oh, is that right?

>> Now we send the Taliban money,

>> man. We send them a ton of money.

>> We hook up everybody. Ukraine.

>> Yeah. should go to back to the chickens

though if you back up.

>> Whoa. He's got a little brush there.

>> No, you Yeah, there it is. So, this is

how he does it. So, they have this fire

in the middle and they just take these

chickens on a stick and they just rotate

them

>> and they put them in the center. They

put the fire in the center and the

chickens all around them and they rotate

them. I got so hungry. I had to go in

the kitchen and make myself food

afterwards.

>> This is a chicken holocaust.

>> Yeah, it looks good, right?

>> Man, it does look amazing.

>> Yeah, dude. It looks [ __ ] delicious.

>> I mean, you you ever get the rotisserie

chicken at the grocery store? Oh,

nothing better.

>> Pretty good.

>> It's good. You just eat it with a knife

and fork. No, no. Uh, no nothing.

>> I know you like that's a good thing to

do when you just want to be completely

distracted. That's what I like when I I

like watching people make like tables.

>> Yes.

>> Furniture and [ __ ]

>> That that the horse hoof cleaning is

great.

>> I watch that too. Friers.

>> What is that? Is that something inis? I

think from inate old times.

>> It must be.

>> It must be

>> like there's a nail in his hoof. Oh, get

it out.

>> Get it out. Get the gunk out.

>> Help the horse.

>> Yeah. And the horse loves it. That's a

good one. What else is good? Uh, the

pressure washing is kind of fun. That's

when I'm really high. I take an edible.

I just watch a guy. He's just washing a

wall and it goes from black toast to

cement. 32 million views.

>> 32 million.

>> Okay. So, what is that? Why Why are we

so interested in watching people clean

up horse hooves?

>> Well, I think part of it is it doesn't

hurt the horse and it looks like it

would. So that's kind of fascinating

because it's all what is that like

cartilage or

>> That's all like fingernail stuff. I

guess giant fat fingernails.

>> Wow.

>> That's what it's like. I mean that's

what a horse hoo is. And if they don't

take care of the hooves, they get real

weird and they look like like Arab shoes

where they like curl up at the tips.

>> Yeah. Right. Right there.

>> Like that. Like that.

>> There it is.

>> So this must be somebody just like

completely neglected that poor horse.

>> But what did horses do in the uh

>> They wear off from running around.

>> Oh, I see.

>> Yeah. Just like a dog's fingernails.

Like you have to trim your dog's nails.

Unless the dogs run around outside a lot

and then you don't have to do anything.

>> Got it.

>> Oh, the dogs all happy now.

>> They never stop growing.

>> Rat teeth don't stop grow, but beaver

teeth don't. Right.

>> Oh, is that right? I didn't know.

>> Oh, shearing sheep.

>> Oh, this is good stuff.

>> Wow.

>> Isn't it amazing how many views How many

How many views does that have?

>> Guess.

>> Uh, yeah. 23 million.

>> I'm going to go

>> 3 million subscribers on the channel.

>> I'm going to go 80 million.

3 million subscribers.

>> 3.7

>> 3.7 million.

>> This is just a great guy.

>> Look at that. There's another guy that I

love. It's the channel's called

Wilderness Cooking.

>> And this guy lives in Azerbaijan and he

cooks in the mountains. He always looks

delicious. And then at the end of it, he

has a bite of it and he looks at you and

he goes super.

>> He like puts gives you a thumb up and

it's a great channel. It's And that

guy's got millions and millions of

views, this dude. So he's always like he

catches fish and he does all the things.

He he makes his own fire and he's always

cooking in weird ways.

>> Oh, see this guy's way happier than all

of us.

>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's having a good

time. Well, he lives in peaceful

mountains. He's making delicious food.

>> Mhm. Imagine him on Cameo just saying

super. He could make a billion dollars.

>> Yeah. But happy birthday. Super.

>> Wow.

>> Who's who makes the most on Cameo?

They're still doing that.

>> Yeah.

>> Really? Yeah.

>> Who's like the number one earner on

Cameo?

>> That's a great question.

>> Sure. Dynamite had a run. It's got to be

somebody with a catchphrase.

>> Is Jimmy Walker still alive?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Is he still toring?

>> I'd imagine. I don't know how he pays

the bills.

>> These old guys, you wonder how they have

money,

>> right?

>> Can that last like how long does

Dynamite,

>> you know what I worry about? Guys who

were like middle axe like

>> 20 years ago and they just faded out.

Like what are you doing?

>> I assume Uber board. John Kira.

>> John Kira is number one.

>> Yeah,

>> that's crazy.

>> So, he does cameos.

>> Who's that? I know who that is.

>> Who are all the John Kira? Former CIA

guy. Went to jail. Yeah. They they put

him in jail. A golfer.

>> That's my buddy Bob.

>> Oh, you know him?

>> Yeah.

>> And he's number two.

>> Yeah.

>> How much money is he making?

>> I mean, he does a lot of these. He was

always in a fight like with Santa during

Christmas time.

John Guden's been up here for a while,

but he's not currently on here.

>> Oh, that dude Soy Tiet, the guy who

sings.

>> Oh, yeah. He's fun.

>> Yeah. And then who's Red? Is that one of

the Island Boys?

>> Who's that guy in the lower left corner?

>> Oh, wow. That guy.

>> Those guys are still at it.

>> Then the rest of these I don't know who

they are.

>> So, John Kira costs $179.

>> Bam.

>> For one of those.

>> Oh, bam.

>> Marggera is in there.

>> Good for him.

>> Who else is in there? Anybody you know?

>> No.

>> No. names I do not recognize. Nick

Foley.

>> Interesting.

>> Oh, Red Dead Redemption guy.

>> Oh, Nick Foley the uh wrestler.

>> There you go.

>> How odd.

>> What What an odd thing.

>> Who's buying a Rapaort?

>> President Donald Trump parody is number

37.

>> Michael Rapaort.

>> He's screaming enough for free.

>> Why would you Oh, Buffer has got to be

up there.

>> Of course, Buffer.

>> I've seen people uh in a hotel they've

like heard him doing them.

>> Oh, yeah. I've seen him do all that

stuff. I've seen him do them. I' I've

been with him when he's doing them.

>> How crazy his story with his brother?

>> Crazy.

>> Isn't that bananas?

>> Yeah.

>> That kind of [ __ ] blows my mind.

>> Didn't even know his brother till they

were like 30

>> and they just found each other with the

with the voice both fighting.

>> Yeah. Well, he was like the budget

buffer in the beginning. Like he was

like, if you couldn't afford Michael,

you got Bruce. But now Bruce is way

better than Michael. No disrespect to

Michael, but Michael gets, you know,

Michael's smooth. Let's get ready to

rumble. Which is perfect for boxing, but

Bruce is perfect for MMA.

>> Yeah, he's got more [ __ ] hyped.

>> Oh yeah, he's got the suit on.

>> He's going to drop dead doing that one

day. We've all called it

>> cuz he gets beat red and now he's like

deep in his 60s. I don't know how old he

is.

>> And he parties too, I think.

>> Bruce parties.

>> Oh yeah.

>> How do you know?

>> There's a bunch of videos of him. He got

into a fist fight in an elevator with an

MMA fighter.

>> Oh, that was a Frank Trigg. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Kind of a fist fight. like a little bit

of a pushing shoving. Probably Frank

Trigg would literally kill him.

>> I know. That's why I'm impressed cuz he

he he stood up to him.

>> Frank Trigg was a animal when he was

young.

>> Yeah, I would not.

>> This was like I think it was when Frank

was still fighting.

>> That's crazy.

>> I don't think Frank really fought him

back.

>> Ah,

>> I think that would be a very quick

encounter.

>> But just the fact that he he was up for

it.

>> I don't know what really happened.

>> I think the story is online somewhere.

But

>> yeah, it's Bruce's version of the story.

Yeah, it's true.

>> You know what I mean? I don't know. Not

that Bruce is lying. Bruce might have

thought he was in a fight and Frank

might have thought it was hilarious.

Right. Right.

>> I don't know.

>> Yeah.

>> But Bruce uh did martial arts most of

his life.

>> The craziest coincidence of all. And get

get your fingers ready. J Mo

>> Dennis the Menace the cartoon

was invented in England and in America

on the same day.

>> What?

>> Put that your pipe and jizz on it. Get

get that cooking.

>> Oh yeah. because they were like, "Oh,

you must have stolen this." So, they

went back and and researched it. They

were both invented. Same character, same

name on the same day and the same year.

>> That makes no sense,

>> isn't it? Bananas. My brain blew up.

>> That literally makes no sense.

>> It's crazy. So, that's a fun one.

>> How is that possible?

>> I don't know. Just, you know, monkeys

writing on a typewriter. Eventually, you

get Shakespeare. Two guys thinking of

the same thing, same day, across the

pond.

>> Maybe that's one of those things like

what is that called? like um like

Baronstein bears the mandala effect.

>> Oh yeah,

>> that's not the same thing cuz that's

like when it's not real. This is

something that's real.

>> That's true.

>> Right. That's right. Right. No, I'm

thinking of the wrong thing.

>> What does Perplexity say? Our lovely AI

sponsor, Perplexity says there's

actually two completely separate Dennis

the Menace comic strip characters that

debuted almost simultaneously in 1951,

created independently in the UK and the

US. So, how would they even know about

each other back then?

>> Oh, sorry. It's 17th and 12th. So,

they're five days apart.

>> Who started first? British was the 17th.

>> Okay.

>> On sale. Issue dated 17 March. On sale

12 March created by these guys. American

on 12 March. No, like basically the same

day on sale. On sale the same day.

>> Unbelievable. Blonde hairs overalls.

images.

>> And it said, hold go back to what the

saying was again. It said, "Your son is

a menace." Is did they both say that?

No.

>> I don't know.

>> Wow. Both mischievous little boys, but

they look different. UK Dennis has black

hair,

>> red and black jumper. US Dennis, blonde

hair, overalls. They live in different

fictional worlds. Creators worked

entirely independently. No evidence.

Either knew about the other before

publication. So, it's treated as a

famous coincidence rather than copying.

Wow.

>> Unreal. There they are side by side.

>> Wow.

>> That kind of [ __ ] is kooky.

>> That's weird. That's like when rats you

like if you teach a rat how to get out

of a maze on the east coast, rats on the

west coast get out of the maze quicker.

>> No [ __ ] way.

>> Yeah. There's a a guy named Rupert

Sheldrick. He calls it morphic

resonance. He thinks there's there some

sort of like communication that all

animals have with each other all over

the world that we can't quantify, that

we can't measure, but it seems real.

>> Yeah. Well, apparently I got caught in

an ant pile when I was a kid and all the

ants swarmed on me and they all bit me

at once. I felt it. I was like, "Ah!" It

was just one big just wave of pain.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> They communicated.

>> Well, ants just immediately attack

though as soon as you get on the antill.

But ants are they're on another level.

>> You hear about the lady that fell uh she

was her parachute didn't deploy but she

landed in an ant pile of fire ants

>> and she survived because she was bit

like a thousand times by these fire ants

and somehow or another the ant bites and

the adrenaline that caused it helped

Hey, don't jump down. Stay up there

buddy is what what kept her alive.

>> What?

>> Yeah.

>> Wow. That's when you start going

religion [ __ ]

>> I know.

>> Like, how did that happen?

>> Stay up here, buddy. Stay up here.

>> Ant bites.

>> Yeah. 1999, her parachute malfunction.

She fell 4,500 ft. Her backup parachute

opened at 700 feet, but quickly

deflated. She continued to plummet

towards the ground at 80 mph.

Miraculously, she survived the fall

thanks to the fact she landed directly

on a mound of fire ants. Doctors believe

the intense shock of being stung over

200 times by the ants released a surge

of adrenaline which kept her heart

beating.

>> Oh, it's like a clear She got cleared by

ants.

>> Isn't that nuts?

>> That is kooky. It's like when those guys

jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and a

seal a guy jump off, broke all his bones

and a seal pushed him to the shore.

>> Whoa.

>> That's in the documentary The Bridge and

>> a friend of mine did that died.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. He killed himself.

>> It's the number one spot to kill

yourself. Yeah, RIP Tony Anagoni. He's a

buddy of mine that uh was a professional

pool player that uh I did commentary

with him on a pool match in the 90s.

>> He was in a book called Playing Off the

Rail is a great book by this guy uh

David McCumber who was Hunter S.

Thompson's editor.

>> Ah,

>> in I want to say Seattle, something like

that. I forget what newspaper, but um

when Hunter was like off the rails and

out of his [ __ ] mind too, it's

perfect. another different kind of off

the rail, right?

>> So, he followed my friend Tony all

across the country uh gambling. They

It's a great book about like pool

hustling.

>> Yeah.

>> Tony was like a world class professional

pool player and they went around the

country gambling and I don't know what

happened with him but I lost touch with

them and then um

>> was he Golden Gate?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, damn. It's like they all know to go

there.

>> Well, he was a San Francisco guy. He

lived up there his whole life and um I

got this message from a friend of mine.

Tony jumped off the bridge. I was like,

"No."

>> Wow.

>> Crazy. Well, it's weird cuz I I watch

matches sometimes on YouTube and he's

doing the commentary for the matches.

>> Oh, that's crazy.

>> It's so strange cuz he seems so happy.

He's enjoying himself. They're cracking

up and I'm like, "What is it that makes

someone want to end it?" You know, what

is it? like what was I guess he had like

some failed business ventures and he was

going bankrupt and

>> well depression is you know way was way

more uh un researched back then yeah you

know you probably just thought ah

something's wrong with me I got to end

this pain

>> but damn but yeah everybody who lived

they said each of them said separately

right when my hand left the rail I was I

I regretted it

>> oh yeah they all said every single one

they all said that yeah everybody who

lives

>> so don't do It's a terrible idea.

>> Yeah.

>> Do you remember the one in downtown LA

where the guy was like on I think he

shot himself with a shotgun. He was like

standing on the edge of a bridge and it

was live on TV.

>> Do you remember that one? There was like

a standoff. They were trying to get him

to not jump, but he had a shotgun. I'm I

think I'm conflating it.

>> Pull it up.

>> But I'm pretty sure he blew his brains

out on TV.

>> Damn. I knew about the fat guy with the

gun in the mouth. The old politician

guy. Was he a judge? Was he a dirty

maybe a judge?

>> A dirty judge.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> That's that song. Hey man, nice shot.

>> Exactly. Yeah. And that was a hot video

when I was a kid. Oh yeah. What is it?

Taste of death or faces.

>> Budwire. That's it.

>> That was one of the first ones where you

got to see a guy die. Like a viral

video. He put a giant gun in his mouth.

Literally 44.

>> And everybody go, "No, no, don't do it."

>> Oh, great. He's like, "Stay, relax,

everyone. Stay calm." They just shoved

it in his mouth and boom,

>> blew the top of his dome off.

>> And now we just see people getting shot

on Twitter every 10 seconds

>> every day.

>> I mean, the Kirk thing, I remember

waking up and being like, "Good God,

>> the Kirk thing is weird." The Kirk thing

is weird because now there's video

footage from behind.

>> Is that right?

>> Yeah. It it I mean, the round that he

was supposedly shot with was a 30 odd

six, which is a big round. That's a

round that you kill a moose with.

>> And it doesn't even have an exit wound,

>> right?

>> It don't make no sense. It makes zero

sense.

>> Well, you hear about this Joe Kent.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. They told him not to research or

investigate.

>> Yes.

>> So, what's up with that?

>> He said that they were told to stop

their investigation.

>> Yeah.

>> And that they were going to handle it

>> and he just resigned.

>> And meanwhile, have they handled it?

Like, we haven't seen that guy, the the

guy who loves furries who supposedly

killed Charlie Kirk.

>> Tyler

>> Robinson. Yeah.

>> Yeah. We haven't seen him talk. He

hasn't said he did it. He hasn't said he

didn't do it. There's no no one like

independent video of him talking about

it.

>> Yeah.

>> And then there was footage of him like

at a yogurt shop

>> like way across town like 20 minutes

later. The whole thing is like super

sus.

>> It's similar with the guy who shot Trump

whatever his name was. He had three

names.

>> Oh yeah. That kid that kid was in a

Black Rockck commercial two years

before.

>> He had no silverware. And look

>> his house was professionally scrubbed.

>> And no one can ask questions about that.

We can't uh deep dive on that. If you

do, you're a conspiracy theorist.

>> He shot a a presidential elect.

>> Well, yeah. Not only that, but isn't

that a [ __ ] conspiracy? Like, that's

a conspiracy. Conspired to murder the

president of the United States.

>> And it seems like he had help. How the

[ __ ] did he get up onto that roof? How

did they not have people on that roof?

They said the slope was too steep. Yeah.

>> Meanwhile, there were snipers on another

roof that had a sharper angled roof.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then he has no

social media. He has no history. It's

all kooky.

>> Super suspect.

>> Yeah, we can't ask questions or else

we're [ __ ]

>> Well, not only that, the the kooky

people online now think that that was

staged and that, you know, Trump had

that guy shoot his ear. Like, you don't

know jack [ __ ] about guns. If you think

that that was staged,

>> I will say the flag going up with the

photo op was pretty was pretty uh

perfect.

>> But sometimes that's like Dennis the

Menace. [ __ ] just lines up perfectly,

>> I guess. So,

>> you know what I mean? Sometimes weird

stuff happens. They like, "How is this

so perfect?"

>> Right. Right.

>> Yeah. We got to get to the bottom of

that, man.

>> He got shot in the ear, man. I saw his

[ __ ] ear. He had like a little mark

on his ear.

>> I remember that.

>> Get Get Nick Shirley on this [ __ ] He's

cracking all kinds of cases,

>> bro. They The stuff that he just found

in California is bonkers.

>> If you see that guy in your town, you're

[ __ ]

>> Yeah.

>> He's a a persistent little queef. That

guy. Did you see what the governor

posted with Newsome's press office

posted? They posted a photo of Nick

Shirley, like a fake Nick Shirley, like

a meme, like Nick Shirley peeking into

windows. Like, hey, he's doing your job.

>> He's uncovering fraud and what you're

doing is mocking him,

>> right? You should go, "Oh [ __ ] this

fraud."

>> Yeah,

>> I'm the governor. They should just open

up the investigations into all these

places immediately if you cared. But all

they want to do is just obfuscate, cover

it up, make it look silly.

>> Yeah.

>> Make it look like he's something

whatever he is. White supremacist.

>> Right. Right.

>> Whatever. MAGA. Phil, come up with a

name.

>> I don't want to get into it. My kid's at

a Somali daycare right now, so I don't

want to go. I

>> don't want to say anything crazy.

>> But yeah, that was that was all kooky.

And look, I don't know what's real and

what isn't anymore, you know? And you if

you ask questions, you're this. You get

labeled. I don't know.

>> I know.

>> It's a wacky time. And

>> no one's happy.

>> It's uh a time where we've never had

more information and no one's less sure

about anything.

>> Yes. And the same with lone. We're more

lonely than ever. And we have more

connectivity than ever.

>> Yeah. But it's the kind of connectivity

that people have just it's not that's

why I'm off social media. It's just not

good for you. It's not I hop on to post

things and I get the [ __ ] out of there.

>> But you seem to know a ton of stuff. So

I'm like, how are you off social media,

but also knowledgeable?

>> Google news feed and then things that

inform people send me.

>> I rely on people sending me things now,

which is way better cuz everybody's

always sending you things that are Have

you seen this [ __ ] Holy [ __ ]

>> I say something yesterday about that.

Always

>> YouTube delete it.

>> I don't think they did.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. I think it's back or if it was

deleted, it was pulled back up. The Nick

Shirley thing.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, good.

>> Because other people said, "I found it.

It's It's right here." So, it might have

just been a glitch,

>> right?

>> Or it might have been they thought about

deleting it and someone said, "That's

going to make it worse."

>> Exactly. Exactly.

>> It definitely makes it worse. But

>> but if it is true, I don't know if it

all is true with the fraud and

everything, but I'm like, can we stop

it? Can we get the money back? Can we

help people who are paying taxes who are

not getting anything out of it, and it's

all going to some guy in a cyber truck?

like when where where's the redemption?

Where's the uh comeuppance of the

>> Well, this is the thing that Elon Musk

told me about during the Doge stuff. He

said the biggest fraud in this country

is Medicare fraud, Medicaid fraud. He's

like, and that if that gets he like I

don't even want to talk about it cuz I

don't want them to kill me.

>> He literally said that. He's like, we're

talking about hundreds of billions of

dollars in fraud.

>> But don't we have the worst healthcare

or whatever?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Huh.

>> But it doesn't matter. It's not about

actual healthcare. It's about using the

system to extract money, pretending you

have a daycare, pretending you have a

hospice, pretending you have a this and

a that. And really, you're just

>> lying about who's there and collecting

checks from the government. Cuz if you

have a bunch of clients, like there was

one place in Minneapolis that was saying

they were feeding like 5,000 people a

day. They never saw more than 40 people

there. They investigated like this is

just they're just taking money. Yeah.

>> And they're getting millions and

millions of dollars.

>> It's crazy. But you got to think if this

thing has been going on for so long,

they probably have a whole system. No

one's ever investigated it. It's been

happening for over a decade and they

just like this is what we do and they

they're all just cashing in.

>> Yeah. But I don't know. Like my friend

lives in Minneapolis. He's an old pal

and he's like I've known Tim Walls my

whole life. He was always the governor

and he's a nice guy. But then you see

this [ __ ] and you're like so is he

stupid or is he corrupt? Well, you can

know someone and think they're a nice

guy because they're a nice guy to you.

>> You know what I mean? Like I know a lot

of people and people say that guy's a

piece of [ __ ] I'm like maybe. But to

me, all I can judge is how he treats me

and how he talks to me, but he's going

to talk different to me than he's going

to talk to people that don't matter

>> to him.

>> Yeah. And you only know of his online

perception.

>> Tim Walsh just seems weird. Like it just

there's no humans that I know like that

that wave like that that walk around

like this. It's just not normal

behavior.

>> Yeah.

>> And he stopped his run for reelection.

>> I saw

>> because of this Minneapolis fraud.

>> So there's something to it.

>> But he just wants some acknowledgement.

You just want them to go like gez that

is crazy. Holy [ __ ] But instead it's

like shut it down. Don't listen to that

guy. I just just just stop making me

feel crazy.

>> You're not crazy. It's real. It's real.

I mean, maybe Nick Shirley 90 maybe 100%

of it isn't fraudulent that he

uncovered. Maybe some of it's legit, but

there's definitely some fraud involved.

And it's enough that

>> you realize like this is you're talking

about enormous amounts of money. And how

long's this been going on? And also,

who's getting paid? Is anybody getting

backdoor deals? Is there any offshore

accounts that other people have access

to and they're funneling money and no

one knows about it? Well, let's paper

trail this [ __ ] and get to something. We

don't make any arrests like all the

Epstein guys are out there in in England

and Norway. They they popped a few guys.

>> Well, that was what the Doge stuff was

all about. That was the the whole

purpose for it all.

>> Yeah.

>> The whole purpose for the Doge stuff was

to try to uncover a lot of this stuff.

And they found [ __ ] tons of it.

Hundreds of billions of dollars in

fraud. And what happened to those guys?

Those guys are getting, you know,

they're getting questioned now.

And people are, you know, the guys, the

Doge guys are like having to give

testimony. They're like, like, you know,

you shut down important government

functions. Like, actually,

>> these [ __ ] things that No, nothing

was getting done. And these people are

making enormous amounts of money.

>> Mhm.

>> It's like, did you see that [ __ ]

bridge that they're building in

California? I did. The wild, the

mountain lions.

>> Yeah.

>> It's over hund00 million. I know.

>> And they need more money

>> for a [ __ ] bridge.

>> I know. Meanwhile, Colorado built built

one, a similar one for a fraction of the

cost.

>> I think it was 5 million.

>> Yeah. A fraction of the cost and and

completed it and it's done. And in

California, like we need more money to

save the fox.

>> Well, there's so many regulations that

you can't there's so much red tape you

can't get anywhere.

>> I It's a little bit of that, but they're

blaming tariffs in the government, but

shut up.

>> Shut up. I doubt I doubt that's what it

is. I doubt it's $100 million and you

can't finish it because of tariffs. That

don't make any sense.

>> We're still waiting on the bullet train

that started 25 years ago.

>> Oh, that was billions.

>> Billions.

>> Billions. Still not done.

>> Nothing.

>> Meanwhile, Japan is whizzing all over

the place at light speed.

>> Have you ever seen I think it's in

China. There's one that they debuted.

They showed in China and it's just

whizzing by these people and you get to

see how fast it is in real time when

you're standing next to it.

>> No.

>> It's bonkers, dude.

>> Man,

>> it's just

>> And you just think the problem with that

is how much track is there?

>> There's a lot of track. Yeah.

>> How many psychos are out there? They

could just lay something on the track.

>> Well, that's more American. They don't

do that [ __ ]

>> They're raised better.

>> Someone can do it.

>> They could, but they're Japanese.

They're repressed. So, they get it all

out with those those trains,

>> right? It's like Nick Shirley. He's a

virgin, so he's uh he's motivated.

>> Yeah, that's weird, right?

>> Yeah, that's a little weird. But I'd

rather an incel do that [ __ ] than uh,

you know, shoot up a place. Well,

there's a lot of these virgin

influencers now.

>> Yeah,

>> Nick Fuentes is a virgin, allegedly.

>> This guy's a virgin.

>> I don't trust I don't I don't know about

these virgins. That That's uh feels

unnatural. Don't get laid. You're young.

You're

>> It's very unnormal.

>> Very very strange.

>> Very

>> It's like Zoran. I don't trust an Indian

who never had a job.

>> Is he Indian?

>> Yeah.

>> Mani,

>> I believe he's Indian.

>> Is he?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Is that what he is?

>> I think he's from Africa, but he's he is

Indian.

>> Yeah, he's from Africa. But have you you

never had a job? Every Indian guy I know

is the hardest working dude on the

planet.

>> He's never had a job at all.

>> No, I think he's a rapper.

>> Mom Donny's never had a job.

>> No, I don't believe so. This is his

first gig.

>> That's crazy.

>> I know. It's

>> Imagine your first gig. You're the mayor

of New York City on one hand. Super

impressive.

>> Very impressive.

>> First gig. Way to go. This guy's The

sky's is the limit for this guy.

>> I know.

>> His first job he was the mayor of New

York City.

>> Yeah. It's like losing your virginity

to, you know, Heidi Clume. But I think

he won because he said he's not going to

Israel.

>> That was smart. And affordability.

>> Yeah.

>> New York's so expensive.

>> Well, also, yeah, people are like,

"We're tired of the Well, the the

narrative is the rich people are causing

all your problems, and we need to tax

the rich people." But meanwhile, the

rich people in New York are responsible

for more than 50% of the taxes.

>> Sure. Well, Hokll just said, "Please

come back." Did you see that clip?

>> Yeah. Good luck.

>> Good luck. Good luck.

>> And I think he seems like a nice guy. I

think he's got good intentions, but it

just uh you know, you need some

experience and you need money cuz he

keeps saying free. Free buses, free

healthcare, free childare, and you're

like,

>> "Stop saying free. That should be

illegal cuz someone has to pay for it,

>> right? There's nothing free.

>> Nothing is free.

>> You're just adding to the bureaucracy.

You're adding to the government waste.

You're adding to the possibility of

fraud.

>> And meanwhile, you're just releasing

people on the on the streets."

>> Yeah. And I think I have a theory that

Muslim is cool. Muslim is like the new

black. It's cool. Muslim's hip now. It's

different. It's exotic. It's fun.

>> But I think they the problem is people

conflate Muslim and Islamist

>> and two very different things. I know a

lot of Muslims. They're great people.

>> Totally.

>> But Islamists are people that want a

global caliphate and they want, you

know, they want death to the infidels.

>> This is the difference between Iran and

like Saudi Arabia. Like Saudi Arabia are

Muslims. The Iranians are Islamists.

They're state sponsored terrorism, the

whole deal.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, any extreme, you know,

like a hidic Jew versus Paul Rudd.

>> Yes.

>> You know, Paul Rudd's a fun guy, has a

cocktail, he's a funny movie, and then a

hidic Jew is like, "All right, let me

cut your foreskin off and suck the

blood,

>> right? Give you herpes." or these crazy

[ __ ] right-wing radical Christian

nationalists that think that we're

supposed to be over in Israel so that

Jesus can come back on a white horse.

>> Have you seen that?

>> No. No.

>> Oh, Jamie, pull that story up that I

sent you or I could resend it to you if

you want. There there's a crazy story

that was on Yahoo about this guy who's a

non-commissioned officer that went to a

military debriefing. So, it was like a a

an operation readiness meeting or a war

meeting. And one of these [ __ ] guys,

one of these highle commanders says,

"Don't be worried because Trump is

anointed by Jesus Christ to bring back

the return."

>> Oh no.

>> To bring back Jesus's return on Earth.

Commander claimed Trump was anointed by

Jesus to cause Armageddon to justify the

Iran tax.

>> Wow.

>> See, that's like up there with Allah

will protect me.

>> Exactly.

>> Same [ __ ]

>> It's the same [ __ ] It's just coming

from a different religion, but it's the

same mindset. Like look at what he said.

Um see what he said.

Did you find the actual quote?

>> He urges to tell our troops this is all

part of God's divine plan. Specifically

reference numerous citations out of the

book of Revelations referring to

Armageddon and the imminent return of

Jesus Christ.

>> And he said added the superior had a big

grin on his face when he said all of

this which made his message seem even

more crazy.

>> Wow. Bro,

>> scary.

>> That's just as scary. Those are just as

scary as suicide bombers. It's like

people that are like true believers in

something that, you know, objectively

sounds a lot like nonsense.

>> I would say there's less blowing up

[ __ ]

>> Yeah.

>> With the extreme Christian guy.

>> Sure. Because they won. Go back to the

Inquisition

>> when they were [ __ ] torturing people.

>> That's a good point. you know, people

for, you know, for God's word or for,

you know, to for God service in service

of God have done some wild [ __ ] Oh,

yeah.

>> But it's just people, you know, it's

just people when they get into positions

of radical belief,

>> they just they go nutty.

>> Yeah. It's like a cult. The cult is just

a microcosm of a full religion.

>> Exactly.

>> You know, it's just some crazy guy who's

like, I'm going to [ __ ] all of you and

then we'll drink Kool-Aid. I used to do

a joke about it where I said, "A cult is

a thing where a guy creates it and that

guy knows it's [ __ ] In a religion,

that guy's dead."

>> Wait a minute.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, I see.

>> Religion, the guy who created it is

dead.

>> Oh, right. Right.

>> So, it's like everybody just believes.

>> Yeah.

>> But if in a cult, you know, like David

Caresh or, you know, fill in the blank,

the Mooneyies, whatever it is, some guy

created it and he knew it's [ __ ]

Scientology. That guy is a science

fiction author

>> completely hover. But now he's dead. So

it's a religion.

>> They have tax-free exempt status.

>> That's good.

>> They're exempt from taxes. Scientology.

>> No.

>> Yes.

>> That's how they can afford all that real

estate in LA.

>> Oh, they have so much real estate.

>> Crazy buildings.

>> Yeah.

>> Downtown.

>> And that's the nuttiest thing about

Elron Humpt. It's like he's one of the

worst authors of all time.

>> Oh, he stinks.

>> Terrible.

>> And he's a weird looking dude. I think

he beat his wife.

>> Did he? Oh yeah, he was a trouble.

>> You say that because he's dead.

>> I watched a little documentary on him.

He's a troubled individual.

>> Well, he was definitely troubled, which

is why he came up with Dionetics in the

first place. He was trying to self

diagnose.

>> He was trying to fix his own brain.

>> But it also shows how sad and sheeplike

people are cuz we're like, "We need

something. I need something to believe

in, something to go for. I'll support

you."

>> So lost that anybody who comes along

that confidently claims they have the

answer, people just follow. Yep.

>> Very odd. It's a It's like I think it's

programmed into us just like from the

time that we were in tribes and you know

we had to count on the chief to be

correct,

>> right?

>> You know what I mean?

>> But I'm sure you got some some psychos

who are up your ass

>> who believe everything I say.

>> Yeah. Cuz you're so big. You got such a

big uh umbrella.

>> Yeah. But I'm very clear that I don't

know what I'm talking about.

>> That's the key.

>> And if I do, it's like very specific

things. So I'm like, I can tell you for

sure that this is a fact,

>> right?

>> You know, because you know, I'm an

expert in a few things, but other things

I'm like, you know, don't listen to me.

>> Yeah.

>> But this is what I think.

>> Well, you're one of the few guys who

will go, uh, you know what I said last

week? I was wrong about that.

>> You have to.

>> Nobody does that.

>> You got to Well, cuz they're all they

all just want to be right all the time.

>> Yes. And they all they all connect their

identity with being correct about

whether it's co like co ruined a lot of

people's credibility because they were

all in on the vaccine all in on this all

in on the lockdowns all in on the masks

and then once it was revealed that all

that stuff was [ __ ] the vaccine

didn't really prevent infection didn't

really those people just never came out

and said you know what I was wrong. I

know. And that would go so far, but

nobody will do it. And And then the

right and the left, they both just want

their side to win, so they're like,

"Just

>> Exactly.

>> It's like when the ball goes out of

bounds on your team, you're like, I

didn't see shit."

>> Exactly.

>> And then the other team's like, "What

are you crazy? We got video footage."

>> Yeah. It's cheating.

>> It's cheating.

>> You're cheating in the game of

discourse,

>> right? Right.

>> Yeah. The game of discourse is you're

supposed to say what you really think

and then when you think something

differently, you say, "Okay, I was

wrong."

>> Yes.

>> You have to be able to say, "I was

misinformed. I thought it was this, but

it's actually that.

>> Yeah. That's why those videos are so

fun. When they go to a college campus,

they're like, "Can you believe what this

Trump said this?" And they go, "That's

racist. He's a piece of shit." And they

go, "Actually, that was Biden."

>> And then they go, "Oh, well, what are

you going to do? I got class in a

minute. I got to go."

>> You don't vote for me. You ain't black.

>> Yeah. He's got a couple nwords, too, out

there, by the way. Does he? Oh, yeah.

Pull it up. Biden had a few.