You're not going to believe this, but

the CEO of McDonald's just made a fool

of himself. More of a clown than Ronald

McDonald. He wanted to do this, I guess,

short video to hype up the new Big Arch

Burger Hit and their menu. So, he wanted

to show how much he enjoys the cuisine

from McDonald's. And so, they filmed a

video of him eating his lunch, which

consisted of the big arch burger. And

this dude was acting like he was about

to eat the Krabby Patty that killed the

health inspector. He was like afraid of

it. There was like actual fear and panic

in his eyes as he was about to eat the

burger and he could only muster one baby

bite out of it. And this is supposed to

promote the burger. By the way, this

coming from the CEO of the company who

seems like he is repulsed by it. Like it

was a revoling experience for him. I

don't understand a why they filmed it. B

how they watched what they filmed and

then said, "Yep, that's good. Ship it.

We're going to send that." Blows my

mind. You know what's going to blow your

mind, though? Is the newest Cheeky

Scent. It's licensed to clean, baby.

It's available now at usecheky.com. That

one cooked extra hard on. I'll tell you

what, that one's pretty special. Oh,

yeah. I saw the McDonald's CEO really

enjoying the fine cuisine at McDonald's.

He made this really cool video showing

how much he enjoys the Big Arch, the new

McDonald's burger. And you can tell he

loved it.

>> Chris K here with You've heard about it.

Here it is.

>> The Big Arch.

>> Yes, sir.

>> This is something that we have tested

already.

>> Look at how Look how You can already

just tell from the packaging. That's a

tungsten block of meat right

there. There's so much high quality meat

from McDonald's

>> in Portugal.

>> And Chris is salivating.

>> I love this product. It is so good. I'm

going to do a tasting right now, but I'm

going to eat this for my lunch, just so

you know. So, here we go. First, holy

cow.

>> Burger. Got a very You've been working

out, Chris. How are you even holding

that much? Good lord. Look at all that.

Look at all that patty in there. Wow.

Big arches, right? That's

turbosized, Chris.

Oh, golly.

Unique kind of sesame poppy sort of bun

on it.

>> We've got two quarter pound patties, a

delicious big arch sauce

>> and of course some lettuce. So, oh,

there's so much going on with this.

>> First of all, let's try to get this

thing.

>> Yeah, try and wrangle it, Chris. It's

out of control. So much to it.

>> A bucking bronco. Also some crispy

onions on here as well. probably see

those kind of coming out. All right, the

moment of truth.

>> Oh. Oh, look at the way he sinks his

teeth in there. That's a big boy bite.

>> That is so good.

>> Almost got the whole thing in.

>> One bite for a big arch. It's

>> I love that. That's a big bite for a big

arch. And it's literally like

Squidward's bite out of Spongebob.

Oh wow. That's That's good stuff. Yeah.

It's like some kind of poppy sesame bun

going on here. Oh yeah. on my lunch.

Yeah, look at his face, man.

This is a CEO, too, by the way. I don't

know why he thought this was a good

idea. He clearly doesn't want to eat it.

It's clearly not his lunch. It's a

terrible marketing pitch. It looks like

he's held hostage.

And he doesn't take another bite, by the

way.

>> That's a big bite for a big arch. It's

distinctively McDonald's. Only

McDonald's could do this type of burger.

But it also McDonald's invented meat and

bun. It's a delicious product. You've

got sort of the cheeses and the gooness,

but those crispy onions as well gives a

nice texture. And of course, we've got

the pickles. So, uh, I'm going to enjoy

the rest of my lunch, but big arch.

>> Try it when you can get it.

>> You know, that went straight in the

trash can. Look at that face. That face

says, "I'm going to go force myself to

throw up in the toilet like it's a

bulimic episode right now." He hated

that.

I don't know what I really don't know

what the thought process was here. I

really don't. Should have gotten the guy

who's eating 50,000 Big Macs to be in

the video. They absolutely should have.

That's Dave Gorski.

Dave Dave Gorski has eaten 50,000 Big

Macs. He's had like a big or one or two

Big Macs a day since like 1956 or

something.

I don't know why they wouldn't just

bring someone that actually likes the

product to review it. This guy doesn't

even know what he's holding. Yeah, it's

some some kind of like sesame poppy

thing going on. And of course, pickles,

right? Distinctly McDonald's

being forced to eat the peasant grl.

True.

But he loved it. That was his lunch.

Can't wait to pick this up when

it's available. The big arch burger.

Because they would have to pay them. Not

really. Brother David Gorski would he

would have done this in a heartbeat.

He's going to go get three of

these on launch. I bet he's kept every

receipt he's ever gotten from McDonald's

since the 50s.

You think he wouldn't do this for free?

His whole health is reliant upon this

franchise. 50s is crazy work. He's I

mean, he's actually like a really cool

guy, too.

Don Jesus Christ. Don Gorski, not Dave

Gorski. My bad. Don dude must have

bowels of steel. I mean, he's f I

imagine he is completely fine. Every

time they do a checkup, they're like,

"Yeah, I'm still alive and actually like

super healthy." I live off Big Macs and

pretty much nothing else. Cuz again,

calories in versus calories out. I guess

it doesn't He's like a very living proof

that it doesn't matter where the

calories come from. And he lives a

pretty active life from what I recall.

>> When I started eating Big Macs in 1972,

they came in 50s. Donald Gorski ate his

first Big Mac on May 17th, 1972, and he

says it was love at first bite.

>> I actually ate nine that that day. Um, I

went there at 11:00. I had my first

three Big Macs ever. Um, I could get

three Big Macs, a fry, and a Coke for

$187.

>> In 1999, Donald set his first Guinness

record for most.

>> I I forgot that he keeps these, too.

That's actually adorable. He keeps his

receipts, but I forgot he also kept

these.

I've had a big I think he's just a

pretty cool guy. Like as odd as it is to

live solely off of Big Macs for your

main nutrition,

he's like a normal guy outside of that.

He's just a little quirky.

Man's got a hobby. He thinks Big Macs

are perfect so he doesn't deviate from

the path of God. You should find him and

take him to Culver's.

Imagine

I try and convert him.

Don Gorski ate 34,000 Big Macs and then

one stupid in Florida took him

to Culver's and changed his whole

outlook. Now he eats 24 chicken tenders

per day.

Have him do blind taste tests with

different food places. See if he can

tell the difference. That would be fun.

I am confident he would be able to

identify the Big Mac immediately. But I

am curious how well versed he is in

others because he does eat other things.

It's just primarily what he consumes on

a daily basis is Big Macs

from what I recall. What do you get from

Culver's? It depends, but mainly I've

been getting their chicken and broccoli.

They have legitimately the best broccoli

in the game.

Usually, if you're getting fast food

broccoli, you're begging for salmonella

or like a lististeria outbreak waiting

to happen. But Culver's their steamed

broccoli is

divine

and their chicken tenders are great.

Also, it's not salmonella from broccoli.

It would have been like E. coli is what

I meant to say. There's no Culver's near

me. That's tough, man. I'm sorry to hear

that. I think it's the best fast food

out there. But

soon it will be ruined. It can't stay

that good forever. Private equity will

step in at some point like they do

everywhere else and tank it and shitify

it. So, I'm just enjoying it now while I

can.

Will you try the Big Arch Burger at

McDonald's?

I guess maybe. What Matt and I said

we'll do is try the Big Arch Burger and

the new Burger King Whopper since

they're changing the Whopper. It'll be a

nice afternoon of mid for lunch.

Well, for Burger King, but Big Arch

will probably even it out with mid.