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0:01

Man, it's all just grogging here. Max,

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where's the 27 beers that I bought for

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this video?

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>> 27 beers.

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I don't know. Wait a minute. [laughter]

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Where's Chad?

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[screaming]

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I just drank 27 beers.

0:24

>> Chad, those were for the video.

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>> What video?

0:29

Then we cut to the title, Cold Ones

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title screen with the filmed in front of

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a live studio audience. Then we just cut

0:34

back to the [music] actual start. Hey,

0:35

what's up, chat? Darcy's got us beers.

0:37

20 of them to be precise. And we're

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going to drink them. Weird ass [ __ ]

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craft beers. That's right. We got 20 of

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the weirdest craft beers we could find

0:45

uh that you guys are going to rank on

0:46

this ladder. But to decide who has to

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drink, each beer under the cloth will

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have a real name and a fake name that

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you need to decide. What is that beer

0:53

called? Because craft beers have

0:55

notoriously the weirdest, longest names.

0:57

>> Wow. Can we just see the name on the

0:58

fan? Not yet because you guessed before.

1:00

Oh, okay. I'll give you two cards. You

1:02

read out what the top one is and then

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the other one is just the other option.

1:04

Give me that. Seven Sheds Brewery Wet

1:07

Rag Low Carb Pale. That sounds real.

1:10

What's the second one say?

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>> Knee Deep Brewing Cove. Breaking Bud.

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Well, one's like a like a little joke,

1:17

which I feel like they do that a lot.

1:19

>> Yeah, but who's going to call their

1:20

brewery kneede Brewing? That just sounds

1:23

like

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>> Oh, yeah. Wet rag, low carb sounds way.

1:26

>> Yeah, but like seven sheds, that sounds

1:27

like a [ __ ]

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>> That sounds good. The seven sheds sound

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good. It's being brewed in seven

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different sheds. That's all right.

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>> I'm going with seven sheds.

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>> Okay. Well, I'll just go with the other

1:35

one.

1:35

>> All righty. That sounds like a weird

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drink. It's time to unveil the first

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beer. Oh, [ __ ] off. What is that? I

1:43

[ __ ] knew it. That looks like [ __ ]

1:46

That looks like Lemon Head from [ __ ]

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Adventure Time, bro. Breaking bud. Is it

1:52

got weed in it? I don't know.

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>> Before you stick in, I want you guys to

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be ranking these beers based on the name

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and the packaging.

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>> Yeah, they're [ __ ] all rank, I'll

2:00

tell you that.

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>> On the beer scale. So, based purely on

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the name and the packaging, how likely

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are you to buy this beer? Zero. Really?

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Uh, you couldn't pay me to buy this

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beer.

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>> Chad's kind of spitting. Is the text

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supposed to be legible on the one that

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he's holding in the image?

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>> I'm super brain wrote. I tried to zoom

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in with my two thumbs on the can.

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[laughter]

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A beer festival. Is that AI? Let's see

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if the taste outd does the packaging.

2:26

How good does that look? Nothing like a

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nice beer.

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>> That actually looks really good. What

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did you do? All right, bottoms up.

2:32

Cheers, fellas.

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>> Yeah, for you.

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>> You going to taste it at least?

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>> Yeah, I'm going to taste it. I'm just

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waiting for it to defroth a little bit.

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[sighs]

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>> It's actually not bad.

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>> Oh, it's got a weird like a little bit

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of a like a little bit of tickles you a

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little bit.

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>> That's actually a pretty decent beer.

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Like I could drink like 20 of those.

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Let's see what it does to my stomach.

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No, I'm good. I'm good. We have 20 of

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these to get through. No, I'm good. Can

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I move it up a rank just based on taste?

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Move it up one.

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>> I think that's fair.

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>> Okay. Yeah. Actually, not bad.

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>> Better than [ __ ] wet rag low carb

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pale ale.

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>> All right, then. Are you ready for the

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next beer? Ready for the next beer. All

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right. It's either Lantern Ridge Brewery

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Lost Receipt, Key Lime Laggera, or

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Goodland Beer Blue Heaven Smoothie Sour.

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These like sound like passwords.

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[laughter]

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I have one that I want, but I want to

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see what you think. My luck in good land

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beer. Blue heaven smoothie sour. I was

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going to go the Lantern Ridge Brewery

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Lost Receipt Key Lime Logger. All

3:30

righty.

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>> Just just just to get my head across it.

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Blue Smoothie beer does not sound good.

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All right.

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>> Can I just add real quick? I made a

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typo. I made the name up as Lantern

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Ridge Lost Recipe Key Lime Laga, but I

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accidentally tip. [laughter]

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I I thought when he was reading that I

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looked over and thought that maybe it

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was supposed to say that, but then I was

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like, "No, Chad actually read the

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receipt."

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>> That sounds disgusting. It's done by the

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Milk Bar.

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>> What the [ __ ]

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>> Is this a beer?

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>> This looks delicious. If it wasn't a

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beer milkshake sour with banana villa,

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vanilla, coconut cream, blue haven, and

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blue sasparella sill. You sound like

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you're selling me a [ __ ] smoothie,

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not a beer. No. No. Good beer comes from

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the milk bar series. Is it a milkshake?

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This isn't a beer, Darcy. They said

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contains lactose. Darcy, that is sludge.

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What the [ __ ] I've Did you

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>> Darcy, what is this?

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>> I think he might have brewed this

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himself.

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>> EW, IT'S THICK. WHY ARE you laughing?

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Have you opened this? Not

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>> yet. Shake it up.

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>> It looks good, but

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>> it looks really good, but it shouldn't

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be a beer.

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>> Yeah,

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>> that smells all right. [snorts]

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>> That does not smell right. What are you

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smoking? Smells like stomach acid and

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warheads.

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>> Oh, it tastes like that. It's [laughter]

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6.5 [ __ ] beer.

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>> I actually would probably polish that

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holding off if you told me it wasn't

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[music] a beer.

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>> I'm so confused. [laughter]

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>> I think it's actually quite unique and

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and interesting,

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>> but it's not a beer. Darcy, can you try

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this just for the culture? I want to

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just see what your opinion on it is as a

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regular bloke.

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>> It Yeah, it says shake can upside down

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before opening. By the way, that's too

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spicy for him. Really?

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>> It's kind of weird. Yeah. Yeah. All

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right, it's time to lock in your rank.

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What do you think? Top beer. Well, I

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never thought I'd have to shake a can of

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beer before drinking it. All things

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considered, for me, I would say one

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down. But Chad doesn't like it.

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>> I'd put it down the bottom. It's not a

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[ __ ] beer.

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>> But Chad will put it down there. So that

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means it goes in the middle.

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>> But I kind of like it. I think that

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shit's kind of good.

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>> All right, you finish it. Put it down

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one then. There. There. I do feel like

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I've eaten a ton of different random

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candies and it's all just

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>> my teeth. My teeth. Your teeth are blue.

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Like slight blue tinge.

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[screaming]

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>> All righty. Are you ready for the next

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beer?

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>> No. New Street X all brewed black forest

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and cream chocolate stout. You could not

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pay me to drink something called that.

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Or working title, Brew Co. Scoop, maple

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berry, pancake, ice cream, sour. This is

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just a 50/50 guess at this point.

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Working title. [laughter]

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Sounds like they got their [ __ ] like

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business registration form and just

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didn't fill it out properly.

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>> I reckon Darcy's counting on us to think

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that.

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>> I'm going with the new street because

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working title bruo scoop. You can't

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limit yourself to all ice cream flavors.

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Max,

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>> I'm just I'll go for the other one

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again.

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>> Yeah,

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>> I'm going working title. Brucos scoop

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maple berry pancake ice cream sour.

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>> I'm going to like actually

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>> enjoy this beer.

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>> No, I can't drink it. Can you take this

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one for me? I cannot drink another

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dessert beer. A weekend breakfast treat.

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>> What? Who's drinking a [ __ ] 8% beer

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for breakfast? Let's give this a crack.

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All right, smell test.

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Oh, that smells good. M.

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What the [ __ ] That just smells like raw

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maple syrup.

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>> That smells great. They're right. I am

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going to drink this before work.

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That is not a beer. Once again,

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[laughter]

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that ain't bad, Darcy. Is that top beer

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or

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>> It's so [ __ ] sticky, man. In what

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capacity or situation are these

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consumed?

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>> It says right here for breakfast before

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work. But what do you reckon? Like top

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beer?

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>> It's too sweet. Move it down. I'm I'm

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saving that for something special. The

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packaging's good. Honestly, like at this

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point, no idea really what I'm looking

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for. [laughter] My tummy hurts here.

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>> Oh, [ __ ] All of a sudden, I can't read.

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What do you mean all of a sudden?

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>> All of a sudden. Okay, [ __ ] you guys. I

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have stomping around stolen hood

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ornament. West Coast. That ain't real.

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>> Wait till you hear this one. Bright

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Brewery tax deductible work trip.

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[laughter]

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These both have to be fake.

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>> I like the tax deductible one. I think

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that's real and funny. Yeah, I'm locking

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in tax deductible as as the real one.

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>> I'm also los locking in work trip cuz

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that sounds like something an Aussie

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would do. Well, let's find out.

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>> Yeah, it's the work trip one.

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>> Nice. Also, this can looks [ __ ]

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crazy.

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>> This package looks awesome. Is there a

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backstory to this beer? Like, did they

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actually get a work trip out of it?

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>> They made the beer for like an

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international beer festival. So, it was

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made for a taxdeductible work trip that

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they were on. Honestly, just by the

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looks of it and the funny joke, Darcy,

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I'm ready to give this top beer. Really?

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>> Wait a minute. Can we drink it first?

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>> Sure.

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>> It has to at least not be disgusting.

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I'll be the judge of that. You know

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what?

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To the tax man. Finally tax deductible

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to tax evasion.

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>> Stage like foam to me. You can really

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tell this table is on a slope, huh?

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>> It's the J.

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>> Why is it all running that way like a

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river? Max, you hardly touch your t

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touched your tax deduction.

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>> That's a good tax deduction. Thanks,

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Darcy.

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>> You should have to finish that for

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making a mess, right? Finish it. Go on,

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Sculllet.

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>> Oh, wait. You have to finish that.

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>> Why?

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>> Oh, cuz you're sitting with your

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knuckles touching your other hand. Darcy

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made that rule.

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>> No, they're not touching my other hand.

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>> Oh, no. Sorry. They have to be touching

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it.

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>> No, mine are touching.

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>> Okay. Well, your feet are on the ground,

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so

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>> So, is that a top beer? That is a top

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beer.

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>> That's a [ __ ] [ __ ] beer, man. Give me

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that pancake mix back.

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>> All right, next beer. Thank god I don't

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have to drink it all. Are you guys ready

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for the next beer? I hope it's like the

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Grinch shake. [laughter]

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This has to be the fake one. This [ __ ]

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looks like Okay, you go. Thirstfuls

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rainbow sour strap sour ale. Okay.

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>> Is that just like a Fastables knockoff?

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Like thirstables. Urbanort bubblegum

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hazy IPA. I want to if it's bubblegum,

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I'm going to

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>> be happy.

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>> Thirstables. Like Fastables. [ __ ] I

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actually think this is a red herring. I

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think the one that he found that he was

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like, "They won't believe that there's

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one called Thirstables cuz they'll think

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that's not a thing." So, I'll make the

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one that I fake that goes with it sound

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really boring. So, it has to be They

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think that that's real. All right. I

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lock in Thirstables Rainbow Sour Trap

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Sour.

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>> Yeah, I'm locking that in also. [ __ ]

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You're a sucker. E, you got in my head,

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Max. That was crazy. That story line you

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just made up and just So, the Mr.

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Beastables ain't real. I made that [ __ ]

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up. I [ __ ] knew you did, but there's

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clearly no way that you Shut up, Darcy.

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>> Oh, we have to drink this now. Like, we

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came here to chew bubble gum [music] and

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drink beer. So, we [laughter]

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>> So, we combine both of them into a

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juicy, fruity, hazy IPA. I want a

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[ __ ] beer. At least the artwork looks

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good.

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>> Art is insane.

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>> Why can't we get mad labels on our [ __ ]

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like this with holographics and crap?

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All right, if this is pink, I'm going to

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>> be happy. [music]

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Darcy really was like thirstables. This

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is [music] a bit too on the nose. Darcy

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sh like shut up. [laughter]

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>> What has he done here?

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>> He put pink food coloring in it so it's

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pink when you pour it.

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>> Oh, that's not going to work. That's

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red, man. That That [laughter] is just

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edit it, man. It's fine.

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>> There's a bucket.

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>> It tastes a little bubble gummy.

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That is repulsive.

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>> Got to be there. The packaging is

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insane.

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>> I would say that's cooler than the other

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one at the top. Yeah, but the taste

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isn't as good.

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>> You're the beer guy. If you think that

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sucks.

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>> Yeah, it's horrible.

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>> All right, last one to finish their

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beer. Likes beer.

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>> It's time to drink a beer.

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>> [ __ ]

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I loving beer. It's just I can't explain

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it. It's so bad.

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[ __ ] sake. Oh,

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>> my milkshake ring. All the boys they

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have they're like it's better than your

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women have with me. That's crazy.

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[laughter]

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Can I have a lay down now for like 10

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minutes?

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>> Yeah. Thanks team.

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It needs to be rubbed in now, Max. Come

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on. Oh, that's soing good. Stop like

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moaning and [ __ ] man. I've got Great

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Ocean Road Brewery salted caramel Sunday

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stout. Cool, man. Great. Vault City X

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One Drop Poltergeist Spice Latte Cream

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Sour Ale. How about you just pick which

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one of those you wouldn't want in your

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stomach?

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>> That's what I'm thinking. Great Ocean

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Road is a place.

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>> That's good enough for me, mate.

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>> There wouldn't be a brewery on the Great

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Ocean Road. There's no [ __ ] farms

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there.

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>> Where's Vault City? Is that in like

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Sonic or something?

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>> Can I phone a friend? You can phone a

11:57

friend. Sure. I'm calling Russ Eats.

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>> Yes, that's a good one.

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>> What's going on? Sorry, I'm on a run.

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Might be a bit [ __ ]

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>> That's all right. Enjoy your run.

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[laughter] I just got a question. They

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tell me which of these two sound real.

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Great Ocean Road Brewery Salted Caramel

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Sunday Stout.

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>> That's good. It means you can't Google

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it.

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>> Vault City X [music] one drop

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poltergeist spice latte cream sour ale.

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>> The second one sounds like something at

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a [ __ ] weird craft brewery. And the

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first one just sounds like every other

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brewery.

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>> Okay, you might be able to. Thank you,

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Ross. I love you. Enjoy.

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>> He just said they're both equally sound.

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Enjoy your run. All right, I'm locking

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in Vault City One Drop Poltergey Spice

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Latte Cream Sour Ale. I'm locking that

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in, too.

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>> All right, let it see.

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>> Yes.

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>> Thank Jesus Christ. Thank you, Russ

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Energy.

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>> Holy [ __ ] This [ __ ] looks horrifying.

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>> That looks scary as hell.

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>> This should be on a shirt or something.

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>> Look at the alcohol percentage. 6.66.

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>> That's not the meme.

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>> Ah, 67. [laughter]

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Oh my god. It's as orange as like a

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pumpkin. Just have a little taste, Chad.

12:59

Shake it off.

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>> Okay, that one looks like it needs a

13:01

little shaking, man.

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>> It is sludge thick.

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>> I don't really like pumpkin spice type

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anything. That can't be good for you,

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man. I have a mouthful.

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>> Chad's doing his [ __ ] Robert Dairo

13:10

impression

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>> right down the bottom. Take a mouthful.

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>> What the [ __ ] The bubbles get bigger.

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>> Why didn't mine bubble up?

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>> Cuz you didn't shake it.

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>> Take a mouthful. Like really get into

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it.

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>> Oh my god, that's so sweet. If there was

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no alcohol in it, I would probably think

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it was good as a dessert milkshake

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thing. Like a small little drink.

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>> I like that one at the bottom.

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>> I don't think so. I'll move it one up

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cuz I don't even like pumpkin but I

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think that tastes all right taste testy.

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Have a sip. It's only 66 [music]

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67%. It's just [ __ ] nasty.

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>> Just not good, is it?

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>> No, it's not good.

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>> That's fantastic. Love that.

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>> Go on then. Finish it. Go on. Finish it

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if it's so good.

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>> No, I have 15 beers to go. Next.

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>> Next.

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>> Hawk Tour. Rocky Ridge Duck and Morty's

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excellent adventure IPA. I reckon IPA

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kind of bloss love Rick and Morty. I

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reckon that I would lock that in.

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>> What have you got?

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>> Hawk tour on a mission from God dry hop

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to IPA. I'm locking in Rick and Doc and

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Mory.

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>> Yeah, Rick and Duck and Molly.

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>> Lock that in. And I better see.

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>> That is suck so badly.

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>> What the [ __ ]

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>> They're in a Delorean.

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>> But like that's straight up the actual

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font of both things of Rick and Morty.

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In fact, Back to the Future

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>> Duck and Morty's excellent adventure.

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>> It also is Rocket League font. Oh my

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god, it is too.

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>> Is it? You can just do anything, huh?

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>> Should we just do a small run of

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Markiplier heads?

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>> Yeah. Can we just make Markiplier like

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foamy creamy Markiplier milk IPA?

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>> All right. What do you think of the

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packaging, Max? And the name. It's just

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[ __ ] man. Put it at the bottom. They

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could have like even done like a funny

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spin on like a Pickle Rick and made a

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Pickle Rick beer.

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>> Chad, shut the [ __ ] up. [laughter]

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>> I'm giving that idea to anyone. There's

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probably a 100 Pickle Rick beers. Look,

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Morty, I use Rocket League font. Morty,

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you got to check out Twitter DMs. Morty.

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>> You drink that and then you can do the

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impression again.

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>> All right. I feel like I can start

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smashing beers again now. My stomach

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settles.

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>> All right, Morty. Wa. That's good.

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That's actuallying delicious.

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>> It's a shame it [ __ ] gets put at the

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bottom, huh?

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>> No, I move it up one, Morty.

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>> If it gets saved by the taste and it

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goes,

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>> that was a good IPA. All right, next.

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Darcy and Max. I wish we could just

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travel the world for real and like drink

15:21

a beer at the pub instead of in the

15:22

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16:52

>> Hi, Darcy.

16:52

>> Hi, Darcy. Will you rub lotion on my

16:55

belly later?

16:56

>> Hell no.

16:57

>> You got to get under the fold. This

16:58

one's the real red herring. I said

16:59

before, but this one's real this time.

17:01

>> Actually, let's just swap. I can't read

17:03

that one.

17:03

>> Okay,

17:04

>> Chad, it's Chinese. No, it's English.

17:06

I've got Moon Dog Vanilla Slice Hazy

17:08

IPA.

17:08

>> That sounds so

17:09

>> That sounds very [ __ ] real. I got

17:11

guilo raspberry waffle sour. But the

17:14

fact that he said it's Chinese makes me

17:16

think that it actually is a Chinese IPA

17:18

under here. Chinese people don't even

17:19

like waffles. [laughter]

17:22

That's facts, man. This is too obvious,

17:24

though. I'm going Chinese raspberries,

17:26

man. [ __ ] it. I'm going. [clears throat]

17:28

Actually, I've never seen a Moond Dog

17:30

vanilla slice. Give me that Chinese

17:32

[ __ ] I'm going with guo.

17:36

>> Thank god. Holy [ __ ] Dad, do you know

17:38

what guo in Cantonese means?

17:41

>> Waffle

17:41

>> pancake.

17:42

>> It's actually slang for white people. It

17:44

means [music] ghost man or white ghost.

17:46

>> Let's call me fat. [laughter]

17:47

>> They probably said fat guo.

17:49

>> Uh, I'm actually kind of keen to give

17:51

this one a try.

17:52

>> No, it does. It even says it on here.

17:53

>> So, what happens if we uh make a beer

17:55

and it's

17:56

>> Can we call

17:56

>> Chad? Shut the [ __ ] up.

17:58

>> Okay, I'm just checking. Guys, this hell

18:00

of beers left. Darcy, are you a [ __ ]

18:02

counselor? Like, chill.

18:04

>> Don't drop your guo. Well, I was about

18:06

to ask you if I should shake it up or

18:07

not, but I think my answer is it.

18:08

>> All right.

18:09

>> Oh, that is looking fine.

18:11

>> Don't shake it. [laughter]

18:12

>> That looks like a pancake. Look at that.

18:14

Oh, look at that. That's beautiful, man.

18:16

Isn't nature incredible? [laughter]

18:20

>> This one honestly is at the bottom for

18:22

laziness, by the way, cuz it's just a

18:23

stock image of waffles. Oh my god,

18:26

that's that's the most sour yet.

18:27

>> Is it bad?

18:28

>> No. I feel like the Chinese always make

18:30

great stuff.

18:31

>> [laughter]

18:32

>> It's actually better than like it tastes

18:33

better than like I'll drink one of these

18:35

over drinking one of those other ones.

18:37

>> This one? You can have a second one of

18:38

these.

18:38

>> What do you reckon? Top beer. No.

18:40

>> [ __ ] No.

18:40

>> The packaging sucks. Put it down.

18:42

>> [ __ ] dare. No. Up.

18:44

>> Yeah. Next to [ __ ] Doc and Morty.

18:46

That doesn't make sense, does it? Doc

18:48

and Morty should maybe be thrown out.

18:49

>> Well, there's another run.

18:50

>> No, cuz Chad loves it.

18:52

>> Yeah. Move the Doc and Morty up one.

18:53

>> No. What?

18:54

>> No. Put it back down. I just don't think

18:56

the blue one should be up there. It put

18:59

me into a [ __ ] coma.

19:00

>> Fine. Put blue one down. One.

19:01

>> Now this shelf is [ __ ] filling up.

19:04

>> Should have got a wider ladder then.

19:05

Ain't our problem, is it?

19:06

>> Yeah. Listen, like it tastes all right,

19:07

but like it's kind of just like

19:08

>> I had enough of this. Just give me this

19:10

next. I'm going to go to sleep now.

19:13

>> Hi, Darcy. All right. I've got Corn

19:16

Forge Brewery. Morning brown. Morning

19:19

brown. Morning brown. Espresso filtered

19:21

stout. I got Bone Head Brewing Fruit

19:24

Salad Oat Cream. I'm going with that

19:27

one. [ __ ] it. I'm going for that one.

19:29

Bonehead. I'm going for the same. Oh my

19:31

god.

19:31

>> No, we got it.

19:32

>> Oh, we did. [ __ ] Thank god. [laughter]

19:34

Thank god. I did not want a morning

19:36

brown.

19:36

>> This [ __ ] looks likeing [music]

19:38

Plants Versus Zombies.

19:39

>> Is it going to be OT? I'm

19:41

>> not sure. I'm not sure where they get

19:42

that from.

19:42

>> Only one way to find out.

19:43

>> Some with the red and the It looks like

19:45

Sesame Street, but I'm assuming it's not

19:47

for kids. No. Or yes.

19:48

>> No. No. No.

19:49

>> Just for the record, we had to remove

19:50

our eyes from our fruit characters on

19:52

our drinks. But this bloke,

19:55

but like clearly ain't no one buying

19:56

this, man. I mean, there was also

19:58

[ __ ] Rick and Morty on a beer.

19:59

>> Doc and Morty, idiot.

20:01

>> All right, let's give this a [ __ ]

20:02

crack. Thank god we got that one, right?

20:04

That looks like a good beer. That smells

20:06

really bad. Like copper piping bad.

20:08

>> I mean, let's see.

20:11

Not bad.

20:11

>> It's definitely a beer at least.

20:13

>> What do you think about the packaging

20:14

though?

20:14

>> A bit clip arty almost.

20:16

>> Do I put it at the bottom?

20:17

>> I think if we got to move one down,

20:18

>> it'd be the blue one. No.

20:19

>> All right, what are we moving down? Rick

20:21

and Morty.

20:21

>> Was the Rick and Morty a better beer or

20:23

was this a better beer?

20:24

>> This was a better beer. If this was a

20:26

better beer, move Rick and Morty down.

20:27

Rick Doc and Morty is objectively the

20:29

most [ __ ] eyesore of a can. Doc and

20:32

Morty goes down.

20:32

>> Yeah, Doc and Morty goes down. There's

20:34

room for all of them. Doc and Morty goes

20:36

down.

20:36

>> Doc and Morty down.

20:37

>> Honestly, I reckon we put the clip art

20:39

[ __ ] fruit salad down there with it.

20:40

>> Okay, sure. Thank god we're getting

20:42

these right. I don't know if I can

20:43

handle another beer. All right, here you

20:44

go. [laughter]

20:46

Wild boar brewing. Wild boar pistachio

20:50

cream sour. That sounds not real. The

20:52

thing with that I feel if if Darcy made

20:54

that one up, he would have had the

20:56

actual spelling of bore rather than

20:57

boring like B O A R. Unless it's like

21:00

the receipt thing. Belching Beaver

21:02

[laughter]

21:02

Brewery. Peanut butter milk stout.

21:05

>> I'm going with Wild Bore Brewing.

21:06

>> Okay.

21:07

>> Pistachio cream.

21:08

>> I'm on Belching Beaver. So, one of us

21:10

about to drink some beer.

21:13

[laughter]

21:13

>> Why did you misspell bore?

21:15

>> I don't know, bro. I think I might have

21:17

an issue. You're wild and you're bored.

21:18

It's like a wild board.

21:20

>> Shut up. It's like a play on words that

21:21

I invented.

21:22

>> It's a [ __ ] play on words I made up.

21:24

Man,

21:24

>> this artwork sucks. Sorry, but this

21:26

beaver sucks, man.

21:28

>> I have to DRINK THIS.

21:29

>> HOLY, MAN. That [ __ ] black car. That

21:32

looks actually sticky and [ __ ]

21:34

>> That looks like a nice Coke. [music]

21:36

>> Coke is lighter than that.

21:37

>> Should we do a comparison?

21:38

>> God damn, Chad. That's going to upset

21:39

your stomach.

21:40

>> Thanks, mate. You know what you're going

21:41

to have to do later when my stomach's

21:43

hurting, right?

21:43

>> Rub the crease.

21:44

>> Yeah. Make sure you get in the fold.

21:45

>> Get the fold.

21:46

>> Oh, yeah. Coke is like brown.

21:48

>> I think the Coke is lighter. Yeah, the

21:49

Coke's like brown. That's black. Wait,

21:51

that's pretty close. No way. All right,

21:54

bottoms up.

21:57

It actually is easy to drink. They

21:59

weren't lying. Do they get points for

22:00

that? That is actually nice.

22:04

>> What? That's good. Yeah. Yeah. It's all

22:07

right. It actually tastes like super

22:09

good. Like it's the best tasting one

22:11

I've had today.

22:11

>> Really? I think you might just be

22:12

getting more drunk.

22:13

>> Yeah. Do you want to try it?

22:14

>> Sure. It's actually going to put that

22:16

much credit into it. Like that's your

22:18

your take is that then I'm happy to

22:20

leave it where it is.

22:21

>> Yeah, that is horrific. [laughter]

22:24

>> That [ __ ] tastes like burnt toast.

22:26

>> I don't mind it. Says nut-free since

22:28

2012. Wo Grog is out in Arizona.

22:31

Albertson/BMO.

22:33

>> Dad, read the thing, man.

22:34

>> Mari Bridge Road.

22:35

>> No, read the thing. What's written

22:37

there, man?

22:38

>> Sour Pavlova Christmas.

22:39

>> What the brother?

22:41

>> I was reading it backwards. Bridge

22:42

passion fruit Christmas. Sour Pavlova.

22:45

Oo road. That actually sounds like a

22:46

Roblox drink. Rodrigy Brewing Company.

22:49

Yeet. Pineapple lump sour. Basically

22:53

comes down to two two words. Oof and

22:55

yeet. We're closing in on Christmas.

22:57

Christmas pavlova sour. That sounds like

22:59

it. You know, I'm going with the bridge

23:01

road. Oof. Passion fruit Christmas

23:02

pavlover sour.

23:03

>> I'll go for brrigy. Yeet.

23:05

>> Can I swap my answer? Do you want to

23:06

switch?

23:07

>> The last minute switch.

23:08

>> Yeah. So, I'm going with yeet.

23:10

>> All right. We just did a switch. Just a

23:12

random switch at the end.

23:13

>> All right. I'm going with yeet.

23:15

Oh, it's [ __ ] oed. [laughter]

23:19

>> That [ __ ] sucks, man. That's garbage.

23:21

>> What does the o stand for?

23:23

>> Nothing. It's

23:23

>> What do you mean? It's like O. Okay. Why

23:25

does it look like piss?

23:26

>> Cuz it's pavlova.

23:30

>> Can you [ __ ] pour a beer without

23:31

getting half of it on the table?

23:32

>> Pretty clean if you ask me.

23:34

>> That stinks. It smells like fart. It

23:36

smells like passion fruit. Oh, you just

23:37

[ __ ] your pants.

23:38

>> I farted. Okay. All right. Well, um,

23:40

that's cheating. I didn't mean to make

23:41

it taste good.

23:45

Ooh. Oh, you meant to say oofed. I mean

23:48

O.

23:48

>> All right, let's see if it has the oof

23:50

effect.

23:53

>> O.

23:54

>> It's It's definitely like um

23:56

>> Oh, that's sour.

23:57

>> Yeah, the sour the sour part of the

23:59

passion fruit is

24:01

>> You know what it's like? If you've ever

24:02

eaten an unripe passion fruit,

24:04

>> that's worse than a [ __ ] Warhead.

24:05

>> Dude, that is sour, man.

24:06

>> You love sour, don't you?

24:07

>> Can wise pretty boring.

24:09

>> Holy [ __ ] does stand for

24:12

>> that is sour, man. I bottom that one.

24:13

Just bottom that.

24:14

>> Yeah.

24:14

>> You guys want to keep doing all 21

24:16

beers?

24:16

>> What's 9 + 10?

24:18

>> 21.

24:18

>> YOU'RE A [ __ ] GENIUS.

24:20

>> CHAD, finish the beer. Man,

24:22

>> I told you I don't need this negative

24:23

environment, man. Chad,

24:24

>> you're a legend. If you finish that

24:25

beer.

24:26

>> Okay. If I finish his beer, will you get

24:28

under the fold?

24:28

>> Yes, he will. He said yes. He said Darcy

24:30

will do it. Darcy said he would do it.

24:32

>> All four of his fingers under the fold.

24:34

Can I hold you, Scarlet?

24:35

>> No.

24:39

>> All right. Next bloody [ __ ] beer. I

24:43

got Har Greaves Hill Spice Pumpkin Ale.

24:46

I got Wilson's Grove Butter Cream Ale.

24:50

That's got to be disgusting.

24:52

>> I kind of am interested.

24:54

>> I'm intrigued by it. And we already had

24:55

a spiced pumpkin one. I really don't

24:57

think he would pick two for the whole

24:58

video.

24:59

>> All right, I'll pick the buttered cream

25:01

one.

25:01

>> I reckon it's got to be that. There's no

25:02

way he'd want us to do two pumpkin

25:03

[music] ones. This this easy math.

25:05

[laughter]

25:07

>> That's actually foul play. That's foul

25:09

play, Darcy.

25:10

>> Darcy is pulling something.

25:12

>> You guys can be read like a book.

25:14

>> This looks like the same stock art guy

25:15

that did the [ __ ] Milo one.

25:18

>> It just looks like stock art blended

25:19

together.

25:19

>> But it looks like same kind of an image.

25:22

>> If this is orange, I'm going to flip.

25:24

>> Best when fresh. Check the canning date,

25:26

please.

25:27

>> It's amber. You're lucky.

25:31

>> Thank you. Cuz we both need to drink

25:33

this [ __ ] [ __ ]

25:34

>> I feel like I should be in a

25:37

correctional center. I felt that for you

25:39

for a while.

25:39

>> Thanks for being concerned about me. I

25:41

love you.

25:41

>> I love you, too. Darcy says he's going

25:42

to put cream in your fold after you

25:44

finish this.

25:45

>> I reckon we fold Jess's legs the other

25:48

way. [laughter]

25:49

>> What the [ __ ] is wrong?

25:50

>> Now that'll put bears on your chest,

25:52

mate. Love a beer.

25:54

>> Yeah. Hey, cheers to that, mate. Cheers

25:55

to having a beer. A pumpkin beer with

25:57

the boys.

25:58

>> These I mean, a pumpkin spice latte beer

26:00

with the boys.

26:01

>> That is [ __ ] foul.

26:03

>> I think if you you got this at the pub,

26:04

you'd have your legs folded the other

26:06

way. How low does a ladder go?

26:08

>> Oh [laughter] god.

26:08

>> Yeah. Yeah. That is good.

26:11

>> Oh my tummy. Can I have a fold break

26:14

after this? Fold break. We're up to 12

26:16

beers. We only have [ __ ] eight left.

26:18

>> You think his legs fall backwards?

26:19

>> Thinking back, it's a lot of beers. Shut

26:21

up. You're not my [ __ ] doctor. I'll

26:23

tell you when I've had enough.

26:24

>> Yeah. Let's see your legs bend

26:26

backwards. Bend your legs, [ __ ] Fold

26:29

her up and shove it down a [ __ ] p

26:31

like white bath.

26:34

Drink your [snorts] beer. I got to shove

26:35

it on a peep flipper. I don't [ __ ]

26:37

bend on my back on me.

26:38

>> Max, I need help. Rub it. Oh, please

26:40

God, rub it, Max. Please rub the [ __ ]

26:42

out of my belly.

26:43

>> Why did you have to say it so horny like

26:45

that, Chad?

26:46

>> My belly.

26:46

>> Come on, man. Hone it in, man. Chad,

26:48

you're trying to get the shots of me

26:49

drinking the beer. You can't use it if

26:50

you're saying that.

26:51

>> Just rub my belly.

26:52

>> Shut up, Chad. Get off me. I'm not

26:55

letting this [ __ ] beat me.

27:00

>> Whose idea WAS 20 BEERS? [ __ ] MAN.

27:04

>> S, could you get the moisturizer?

27:06

>> Moist critical.

27:08

>> Oh no.

27:10

>> Max, please. Oh, I need someone to rub

27:12

my belly after that.

27:16

>> Chad, please. He's getting his prong

27:18

out, man. His prong. Mr. Krabs. I don't

27:21

feel so good. No, I'm good. I need a

27:23

piss. I'm not throwing up. [music]

27:27

What the [ __ ] was that? Is there a

27:28

CREATURE IN THERE?

27:31

>> [laughter]

27:32

>> JUST

27:37

[laughter] how is that not a BIT

27:42

>> I like the pick of Max above it like

27:44

>> get in there JESS

27:48

[laughter]

27:52

>> that [ __ ] got to taste like PANCAKES

27:56

[laughter]

27:57

>> ch's going to have a quick shower

27:59

>> oh it's all over the floor Dude,

28:00

>> Darcy, breathe through your mouth.

28:03

>> All right. What's the most critical

28:04

doing?

28:04

>> That is [ __ ] [laughter]

28:07

>> That's good.

28:07

>> I feel [ __ ] all right, eh? All right.

28:09

I have double vision brewing. All I

28:12

imperial, hokeyp pokey chocolate stout.

28:14

>> I get double vision. Lazy dog brew co.

28:17

Feel the buzz. Honeycomb infused brown

28:20

ale.

28:21

>> Blackout brewery and chill weed vibes

28:23

brewery. [laughter]

28:24

>> Yeah,

28:24

>> this seems like an Aback complaint.

28:26

What? Double vision implying they get

28:28

drunk. So that ain't real. It's Lazy Dog

28:30

Brew Co.

28:30

>> And also, it's a little bit clever

28:32

because it's like feel the buzz like

28:34

it's a bee and then it's also honeycomb

28:36

infused. That one's real.

28:38

>> That is the real. All right. Lazy dog

28:39

brewing co. Feel the buzz. Honeycomb

28:41

infused brand ale. I am going to

28:44

actually

28:45

>> [ __ ] double vision. All in hoke

28:48

pokey. There's a [ __ ] octopus poker.

28:52

>> This one's 10%.

28:53

>> Cool. Great little tidbit there, Darcy.

28:55

Fantastic.

28:56

>> Do we want to remind the viewers where I

28:57

just was like 5 minutes ago? YES,

29:02

>> you're built for a fresh start, man. I

29:03

>> feel like half these feel like they're

29:04

written by AI. We give the recipe

29:06

boundaries a bit of a nudge. Sure,

29:08

[music] it might not please the purity

29:10

police, but actually, we're good with

29:12

that. That's kind of epic. Octopus.

29:15

[ __ ] octopus. Yeah, the octopus. Man,

29:19

why you got that [ __ ] double cup like

29:20

you're a rapper? Let me just get the

29:22

second Let me get Let me It's in the

29:23

wrong cup. I got to get the other cup

29:25

off. Come on, man. How hasn't he spilt a

29:28

drop yet?

29:28

>> That's how you know it's thick as [ __ ]

29:31

[ __ ] octopus ale.

29:33

>> We have to drink this. All of it.

29:34

>> Yeah. And we do the hokeie pokey and we

29:37

turn ourselves around. That's what it's

29:39

all about.

29:40

>> All right, time to drink up. See you at

29:41

the bottom, brother.

29:42

>> Do the hokeie pokey and my turn myself

29:44

in.

29:45

>> That actually ate horrible. It's sticky.

29:48

It says sticky icky.

29:55

Good for you.

29:59

IF [ __ ] wasn't filled with

30:02

He's where I was now. He's hit me. It's

30:04

it's it's it's

30:07

a if I had a belt on, I would be

30:09

unbuckling it. What do you guys reckon

30:11

about the [ __ ] beer?

30:16

[groaning]

30:20

[laughter]

30:20

>> All right. Dude, you like the beer?

30:22

>> Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm happy with that.

30:24

[ __ ]

30:26

I have Blackman's.

30:29

>> Is that right,

30:30

>> Chad? Blackman.

30:31

>> Blackman's berry barrel mix. Berry sour

30:33

beer.

30:34

>> Rud Andy's tropical thunder peanut

30:36

colada sour ale.

30:37

>> That is fake.

30:38

>> We got a black man and then we got a

30:40

white man who played a black man.

30:43

>> It was a white man pretending to be a

30:45

black man.

30:46

>> It's kind of racist if Darcy came up

30:48

with black man after he saw Tropic

30:50

Thunder pin colada there.

30:51

>> But Darcy doesn't watch movies.

30:53

>> That's actually facts. Okay, it's that

30:55

one. No, it's this one. Trust me, it's

30:57

this one. I'm locking in. Rude Andy's

30:59

tropical thunder [music] panina colada

31:01

sour ale.

31:02

>> All right, we got we we're both going

31:03

for Rude Andes is real.

31:04

>> How many times have we listed lifted

31:06

this and [music] just been wrong?

31:12

Bro saw Blackman and was like, Chad's a

31:14

sucker. [laughter] Chad's going to be a

31:17

sucker for this one.

31:18

>> I gave the option to change. You ripped

31:20

it off.

31:20

>> This is more clip arty than the [ __ ]

31:22

other one. Raspberry man on a [ __ ]

31:25

surfboard. Why is it called black man's

31:27

if he's a raspberry?

31:28

>> Chad, it's not a black man. It's just

31:30

blackman. What?

31:33

I've [ __ ] played these games before.

31:35

I was double thinking and then you

31:37

ripped it off.

31:37

>> You were double thinking. [laughter] You

31:40

should [ __ ] try single thinking

31:41

first, Jad.

31:42

>> All right, let's give it a crack. Can't

31:44

be that bad, can it?

31:45

>> Why the [ __ ] is there not an actual

31:47

Tropic Thunder [ __ ] Robert [music]

31:48

Downey Jr. drink?

31:49

>> Do you want me to explain why?

31:51

>> Sure. Oh, Darcy.

31:57

>> Darcy.

31:58

>> Yes, sir.

31:58

>> Check that out.

31:59

>> Nice.

31:59

>> Clean with a Should I mean, should we

32:01

Have we tasted this yet?

32:04

This tastes [music] like a sour drink. I

32:06

feel like we've had it two times before

32:08

in this video already.

32:09

>> They're too sour. Not good.

32:11

>> Uh, let me look at the artwork again.

32:13

>> The fruit got eyes on it.

32:14

>> The artwork sucks. Don't The artwork is

32:16

clip art [ __ ]

32:17

>> Down the bottom. As low as we can go.

32:19

How did we get so many things down

32:21

there? I swear the last time I looked at

32:23

the list that that spot was empty.

32:25

>> We have six more to go.

32:27

>> Seven.

32:27

>> You guys lied to me.

32:28

>> How many they tell you?

32:30

>> Six. Well, six after this one. Six.

32:32

Yeah.

32:32

>> Six. Seven. Next beer. Is it yeet? Why

32:35

is there another yeet?

32:36

>> Mine says Third Door Down Brewery. The

32:39

beer double IPA. Wolf of the Willows

32:42

Brewing Co. Yeet. Hazy IPA.

32:46

>> Stop. Stop eating.

32:48

>> Oh, [laughter] sorry. out of the yeet

32:49

one and the oed one. What was it again?

32:51

It was the o of

32:52

>> Yeah, the oed. So, you reckon the

32:53

yeets's up? I'm not locking in ye. That

32:55

seems way too crazy. I'm going to be

32:57

real.

32:57

>> I'm locking it in then.

32:58

>> All right. I'm going to lock in third

33:00

door down.

33:01

>> It's a It's a He's trying to [ __ ] with

33:03

our heads because he did. He had that as

33:05

>> Yeah, that's what he wants us to think.

33:07

>> Well, I'm going to lock that in.

33:09

[laughter]

33:14

>> Ye.

33:15

>> Oh my [laughter] god. Sorry. If I have

33:18

to drink six more of these, I'm back in

33:19

that bathroom.

33:20

>> Just keep guessing the names right, man.

33:22

>> That's a beer. It's a fruity beer.

33:26

It's a bottom beer.

33:27

>> Bottom beer.

33:27

>> Bottom beer, man. Next.

33:28

>> That was horrible,

33:29

>> guys. There's only a few more beers

33:31

left. And the beer extravaganza.

33:33

>> There's not a few. A few is three.

33:35

>> There's six left. Well, you've been

33:37

saying that. What the [ __ ]

33:38

>> Read it. I have Vault City, blueberry,

33:41

banana, chocolate chip, double shake,

33:43

modern sour beer.

33:44

>> Why don't we go back to Vault City? We

33:46

already had a Vault City. But that means

33:47

we This one's fake as [ __ ]

33:49

>> Why hind [snorts] stuff on a brat worst

33:52

in leader holesen cult PSNA?

33:56

>> This is fake as [ __ ]

33:57

>> No, cuz it' be a

33:58

>> sausage and trousers beer.

34:00

>> No, cuz it' be it'd be a hot dog wearing

34:02

pants at clip art.

34:03

>> That is [ __ ] I'm going with the

34:05

vault city.

34:05

>> It'll be a hot dog with pants on.

34:07

>> So you're locking in Leos and sausage.

34:09

>> I think that's fake. I go with that one.

34:13

>> Wo. One. You could only get one. What is

34:15

this? Thank god it is a blueberry chuck

34:17

banana.

34:17

>> What's this?

34:18

>> It's just a fake beer for the thing cuz

34:20

there's only one.

34:20

>> We got the one made [ __ ] nice. Don't

34:24

open that. There's only one. Five beers.

34:26

Where do you rate this beer, guys?

34:27

>> We're about to find out.

34:28

>> WE HAVE [ __ ] ONE OF THEM, DARCY.

34:31

THERE'S [ __ ] ONE. COOL. GREAT, CHAD.

34:33

Value's gone on that. Why did we even

34:36

open this?

34:36

>> Oh, that smells good, though. I'm going

34:37

be real.

34:38

>> Can I get the story behind why we have

34:40

one? Popular or garbage and they made

34:43

none.

34:43

>> Popular. flying off the shelf.

34:45

>> Very delicious.

34:47

Didn't

34:47

>> That is actually delicious.

34:49

>> Didn't we get it right?

34:50

>> That is the best one I've tasted all

34:51

day.

34:52

>> Top of the shelf.

34:52

>> No, he's drunk as [ __ ]

34:54

>> No, that shit's gone.

34:55

>> It's 8.2%.

34:57

>> No, no, no. I knock it down.

34:59

>> What? Put it there. No, it's eight.

35:02

Finish it then. All right, Jessie, bring

35:04

it back. If I finish it, can we move it

35:06

up? All right. [laughter]

35:08

>> Dear Lord, please give me the strength

35:10

to stomach this beer. Please give me the

35:12

strength to finish this half a [ __ ]

35:14

drink.

35:15

>> Grant me immortality for the next 24

35:17

hours. So I

35:18

>> 20 seconds is all you need.

35:19

>> I'll settle for 30. Our power Lord and

35:21

Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.

35:23

>> Amen.

35:28

>> Now that's a good beer.

35:29

>> Move it up. It's good. It's actually a

35:31

good beer.

35:31

>> All right, next beer.

35:32

>> Against the grain. B and Luke smoked

35:35

sweet potato pie stout. I've never heard

35:37

of a sweet potato pie. Rusted Crown Brew

35:40

Midnight Timber Ritual Dark Heritage

35:44

Stout. You just be trying to reach the

35:46

[ __ ] word count, Darcy.

35:48

>> All right, pick one and we won't tell

35:49

each other. Okay, God is telling me this

35:52

one. Lock in. All right, you've got

35:53

rusted crown. I've got against the

35:56

grain.

35:58

Bow and Luke, I hope you're [ __ ]

35:59

thirsty, man. Bro said they would make a

36:01

rusted crown drink. I'VE NEVER HEARD OF

36:03

A SWEET POTATO PIE. HAVE YOU HEARD OF a

36:06

midnight timber ritual? Dark Heritage.

36:08

>> No, I can't do it. Die.

36:13

>> Oh boy, that shit's thick as [ __ ] man.

36:15

IS IT THAT

36:17

>> OH, CHAT. THAT'S I think it's the

36:19

percentage that that that is bordering

36:21

on not a beer. That's coming to like a

36:23

That's That's like a

36:25

>> No, that's like a to

36:29

you guys rub under the fold later.

36:30

>> [ __ ] no. Your fold rubbing privileges

36:33

are over. Oh my god, that shit's bad. So

36:36

bad.

36:36

>> You are not helping.

36:38

>> You are not helping. You're really not

36:40

helping.

36:41

>> This [ __ ] that looks like soy sauce was

36:45

filled to the brim. All right, this one

36:46

goes out to bone and Luke. Oh, that's

36:49

thick.

36:50

>> Dy, I'm going to be real. That is

36:52

unfinishable. Oh, it's so salty. I need

36:55

a second opinion. Cruy, come here. I'll

36:57

allow it. Take a sip of that.

36:59

>> A big mouthful.

37:02

Oh, it is salty. [laughter]

37:04

>> Darcy, you have a sip of this and tell

37:06

me you can drink a cup of it. I'll give

37:07

you everything in the safe. You finish

37:09

that can cuz I know it's impossible.

37:11

What? Hey, that's easy. That is [ __ ]

37:14

potent. That [clears throat] is [ __ ]

37:18

>> Oh god. That one has got to be watered

37:20

down.

37:21

>> Who is buying that and drinking it?

37:23

>> I actually don't think I can do it.

37:24

>> Chad, finish it, man.

37:25

>> I don't think I can.

37:26

>> You are the man. If I had to bet my life

37:28

on any man finishing this drink, it's

37:30

[ __ ] you, man. We rub under fold fold

37:33

fold fold. One minute glove on. Rub

37:35

under the fold. Which fold are we

37:37

talking

37:41

man?

37:42

>> Oh, [groaning]

37:43

that's some good [ __ ] man.

37:46

>> Oh, WHO

37:48

[screaming] BROTHER?

37:49

>> Can you put it down the bottom? No, put

37:51

it under the bottom. That is bottom G.

37:53

>> Where do you want it, man?

37:54

>> Under the fi.

37:56

Oh,

37:57

>> did I say stop? This feels beyond

38:00

inappropriate, man.

38:01

>> I'm so drunk. You have no idea how drunk

38:04

I am.

38:04

>> Read it, Chad.

38:05

>> Pirate life. A lemon for the scurvy yuzu

38:08

citrus laga. Hawkers, please don't tap

38:11

on the glass. It frightens the brewers.

38:13

Imperial oak cream IPA. Do you want to

38:15

just put up one each one we have?

38:18

>> Yeah, [ __ ] it. Why not?

38:20

I got a [ __ ]

38:21

>> I'm actually going to [ __ ]

38:23

>> You can't say that in YouTube, Chad. Say

38:25

All right, let me rephrase that. That

38:27

sucks. That's really bad. And I will not

38:29

do anything drastic to put my life at

38:31

jeopardy. How do you keep beating me?

38:33

This skill issue. It looks nice. It

38:36

looks like an 80s style. This looks like

38:37

someone's carpet. It is three standard

38:40

drinks. Does that make it 8%. 8.5%.

38:43

Nice. That's a real good beer to end on.

38:45

Darcy, this is not the last beer. You

38:47

said it was the last one. No, there's

38:50

like three more beers. [laughter]

38:54

Great beer, man.

38:58

I ain't cleaning that. Move the bucket,

39:00

Max. Max, move the bucket. Move the

39:02

bucket quick. Quick, Max, move the

39:04

bucket.

39:05

>> Nice.

39:06

>> Just for the viewers at home,

39:08

>> that was clean, man.

39:10

>> That is technically two shots of vodka.

39:13

That was [ __ ] clean, dude. Perfect

39:15

type [ __ ]

39:20

Listen, dude. Perfect type [ __ ] huh?

39:22

[laughter]

39:25

Thanks, [ __ ]

39:27

>> I don't have to drink it.

39:28

>> Great. Thanks.

39:29

>> I'll taste it. Fine. I'll taste it.

39:30

>> No, Darcy.

39:33

[laughter]

39:34

>> He is coming in here. Should he have to

39:36

do the whole thing?

39:37

>> Yeah, I think you should finish it, Max.

39:39

>> Oh, sure.

39:40

>> Here you go.

39:46

[laughter]

39:49

>> That counts. That counts. That's good.

39:52

Oh, that looks like the bottom of a of

39:54

the urinal at pub. [laughter]

39:58

That's [ __ ] nasty, man.

40:01

>> Should I drink the beer? This is two

40:04

shots of vodka.

40:05

>> Chad, remember, you'll be rich if you

40:07

shut up. [laughter] All right, got to

40:09

finish this beer.

40:12

>> Come on. You can't vomit twice in one

40:13

day, man. [snorts]

40:14

>> Just drink the [ __ ] damn beer, man.

40:16

>> Fine. I'll drink the beer and move on,

40:19

>> Chad. Great with three more coming up.

40:21

Three more.

40:22

>> I If I have one more If I get one of

40:24

these three wrong, I'm going to end up

40:27

my Chad. Chad, just stop, bro.

40:31

>> All right. I have the one drop blind dog

40:34

[music] playing fetch Irish red ale. I

40:36

got Anchorage allseeing barrel aged

40:39

fruited sour. I'm locking in what I got

40:41

given. Um, I'm locking in what Chad's

40:43

got given. One drop blind dog playing

40:45

fetch red pale. That is a dog. No, it's

40:48

the allseeing eye. I'm going to [ __ ]

40:50

>> enjoy this beer.

40:51

>> Oh, that's hard as [ __ ] You like it?

40:53

>> Yeah. It looks like a Nuto's final form.

40:55

That's not a [ __ ] barrel. That's

40:57

pretty cool art. I like the art.

40:58

>> What do you say? Top text.

41:00

>> Yeah. [ __ ] it.

41:01

>> No. I thought you were going to smash it

41:03

on the edge of the table.

41:04

>> I was What if I teach you a cool trick?

41:06

Hold it like that and then smack that

41:08

with your hand like

41:09

>> Yeah, it's easy work.

41:10

>> I'll show you. No,

41:12

>> I can do it. I can do it.

41:13

>> I already almost got it.

41:14

>> No, I can do it. I can do it.

41:17

Chad, it's Chad. Oh my god. At least Jam

41:21

roll it out, man. [laughter] Chad, it

41:23

got all over the big grog box that's

41:25

available in Albertson's and Bemo in

41:28

Arizona.

41:28

>> We both got to drink this [ __ ]

41:30

>> cups. Thanks, man.

41:32

>> Hey, just for the record for people

41:33

watching, 21 craft beers is 40 standard

41:36

drinks.

41:37

>> But we haven't have to drink them all.

41:38

>> Maybe you I have.

41:40

>> What is this? This is wine. Post this

41:43

[ __ ] on the wine Reddit, man. You did

41:44

this to us, Darcy.

41:47

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

41:52

You did that?

41:53

>> Yeah. I'm done. What was the percentage?

41:55

>> Six.

41:55

>> This one's 7%.

41:56

>> Seven.

41:58

[laughter]

41:59

>> Six.

42:00

>> Good [ __ ] That's good [ __ ] man. That's

42:02

a [ __ ] good effort, man.

42:04

>> Darcying

42:09

bing bing bong bing bong.

42:11

>> That was horrible. I'm going to put that

42:13

with bottom text.

42:14

>> Bottom text. I like the art actually.

42:17

>> Up one. Up one.

42:18

>> Yeah.

42:18

>> At this point, Darcy, I don't know what

42:20

we're looking at.

42:21

>> That's good, man. That's [ __ ] good.

42:25

>> What do you got? [snorts]

42:27

The Future Brewing Edge Edging Company

42:30

AF. Imperial Breakfast Stout.

42:32

>> Breakfast.

42:33

>> I ate the dead horse for breakfast.

42:35

>> I have Bent Spoke Brewery Sunnyside Art

42:39

Barrel Age Coffee Stout. [laughter]

42:41

>> So, we have two breakfastes.

42:43

>> I have a go for that one.

42:49

Is he falling asleep?

42:54

>> Wake up. There's two beers left.

43:01

Can we cheat for once on this show?

43:04

I just want to cheat. That's [ __ ]

43:06

illegal conduct. You have to [laughter]

43:08

finish You now you have to finish a

43:11

bear. God [ __ ] just damn, bro. You

43:14

get to put your guess in, Chad.

43:15

>> That's just smells like a coffee. What

43:17

did you pick?

43:18

>> I didn't get to. I'm going be honest.

43:20

>> But that's just like a That's just a

43:22

coffee.

43:22

>> This says coffee stout on it. Is that

43:24

you trying to trick me?

43:26

>> No, I don't actually know which one it

43:27

is. Darcy just said I had to drink it

43:28

cuz I picked the [ __ ] thing out. Is

43:29

he trying to fool me?

43:30

>> I have to drink it anyway.

43:32

>> I'm picking the opposite then. Okay, go

43:34

for it. Take it.

43:35

>> Oh my god. I want to

43:36

>> enjoy this beer.

43:37

>> No, you win.

43:38

>> Oh, did I?

43:38

>> No, you didn't. You voted the You put

43:40

the [ __ ]

43:41

>> Just wait a minute, Darcy. Shut up. I

43:43

vote on this one.

43:43

>> You said you're going the opposite to

43:45

Max, which is the [ __ ]

43:47

>> No, I went that one. I went the one he

43:48

had.

43:48

>> Run the clip back.

43:49

>> This says coffee stout on it. Is he

43:51

trying to fool me?

43:52

>> I have to drink it anyway.

43:53

>> I'm picking the opposite then.

43:54

>> You said I'm going the opposite of you.

43:56

>> I went the opposite of the coffee one.

43:58

>> You know what? You're grasping that

43:59

straw.

44:00

>> Let's just call this a

44:01

>> All right, let the Reddit decide.

44:02

>> This is a This is a wash. Let's move on.

44:04

>> I finished [laughter] your drink. You

44:05

cheated. You actually cheated. I'll have

44:07

a sip. All right,

44:08

>> but I did go for that stout [music] one.

44:10

That's not what the [ __ ] footage

44:12

shows, man.

44:12

>> I said the opposite of the coffee one.

44:14

Wait, Reddit. If I'm correct, I want to

44:16

see some.

44:17

>> No, that's not fair, bro. Chad, do you

44:19

realize someone put on the Reddit that I

44:21

died and someone that I know like saw

44:22

it?

44:23

>> Yeah, my mom saw the Reddit post of me

44:24

dying as well. And my mom called me and

44:26

was like, I was afraid you died.

44:28

>> When? Huh? When did I [ __ ] ask? Drink

44:30

the beer, bro. [laughter]

44:34

>> Good reflexes.

44:35

>> Do you reckon you could deflect it as

44:36

good?

44:36

>> Yeah. Go on.

44:37

>> Nah, just drink.

44:38

No, we got to put it ON THE [ __ ]

44:40

>> THROW IT, [ __ ]

44:41

>> OKAY. WHY ARE YOU UNDER?

44:42

>> You can just taste the beer, man.

44:44

>> We're going to drink that beer together.

44:46

>> No, you're on your own, mate. Tastes

44:48

like Bailey's, honestly.

44:49

>> Where do you want it?

44:49

>> Max can decide.

44:50

>> I haven't drank it yet. Darcy, hurry up,

44:53

man.

44:58

>> No, it tastes pretty good.

45:00

>> Up on up.

45:03

No, up on more. [ __ ] it. Yeah, I can go

45:06

there.

45:06

>> Stay sitting there. It's I can't I'm in

45:10

pain.

45:10

>> It's time for the final beer. Then

45:12

there's

45:13

>> then there's dinner. I'm in pain though.

45:16

It's time for the final the final beer.

45:18

Oh [ __ ]

45:23

>> guys. It's the final [music] beer. You

45:24

read yours.

45:25

>> Hop Nation Nitro Coconut Pastry Stout.

45:28

>> Bit Grugie Brewery. You need to take a

45:31

seat and calm yourself down. Triple

45:34

hopped Western IPA. Pick the Hop Nation

45:36

one.

45:37

>> Can I get that? Give me that.

45:38

>> I'll give you a hop nation. I swear to

45:40

God [laughter] if some if there's a

45:42

thing there's a can that says Bit Grooie

45:45

Brewery, I'lling rip my actual [ __ ] off,

45:48

Max. Chad, I I lit I literally don't

45:50

care if it exists. It's worth more to me

45:53

than it exists. It doesn't matter if you

45:54

pretend that it does or doesn't. I I

45:57

literally don't care. I'll do the

45:58

honors. Thank god. Nitro coconut hop

46:02

nation pastry stout. That's foul as

46:05

[ __ ] Those are the colors that you make

46:07

something when it's healthy.

46:08

>> All right, thanks for watching, guys.

46:10

What do you guys reckon? I haven't been

46:12

this drunk in a while. Top text. Shut

46:14

the [ __ ] up. That is horrible. You can

46:17

do the outro. I'm leaving.

46:18

>> Chad, you haven't had any.

46:20

>> I had enough.

46:20

>> Holy [ __ ] it's black. Chad, have that.

46:23

That's a delicious coffee t, not a

46:25

pastry stout.

46:26

>> Max, you [music] can do the outro for

46:27

this all night. Drink your [ __ ]

46:29

>> I just had a mouthful. If I have one

46:31

more, it's

46:32

>> That's all right, [music] Darcy. It

46:33

ain't you like that?

46:36

>> Second. Yeah, there there there.

46:38

>> No, no, no.

46:40

>> Oh, [ __ ] sake. [laughter]

46:44

>> Thanks for watching, guys. Make sure you

46:46

check out the Patreon. Chad, are you

46:48

[ __ ] insane, bro? CHAD, [screaming]

46:52

NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

46:59

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In this chaotic episode of Cold Ones, Max and Chad attempt to drink and rank 20 of the weirdest craft beers they could find. Darcy, the producer, challenges them with a game where they must guess which of two bizarre beer names is real and which is fake. As they progress through 'sludge-like' smoothie sours, bubblegum IPAs, and savory stouts, the pair deals with the physical toll of 20 high-alcohol craft beers, leading to visible intoxication, unplanned messes, and some surprisingly positive reviews for the strangest concoctions.

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