Can't do that, man.

Yo, what's up, man?

>> YO, WELCOME BACK, COLD VANDS. TODAY,

Darcy has accumulated 10 limited edition

bottles of alcohol to test, rate, and

suck. Yeah, that's correct. We got some

limited edition alcohol products that

was released and then they released no

mold. Each bottle will come with a

challenge that you guys have to compete

in order to not have to finish the

drink.

>> Why would I not want to finish it if

it's limited edition? Nasty. You've been

out the back sampling it or something.

>> Why would I be doing that when you guys

can?

>> Darcy is secretly an alcoholic.

>> Read that on the Reddit.

>> First up, we got Sac limited edition

pomegranate flavored vodka. Sak

>> which was released in 2021.

>> What's DJ Khaled's association with SA?

Any owners?

>> DJ Khaled has a longstanding endorsement

and partnership with Sra Vodka like

>> and now he just says Gatorade.

>> Oh, it's that smells cool. Good.

>> Really smells like cologne or something

to be honest.

>> That ain't it. I don't get it. I don't

understand how this company's lasted.

You It actually smells kind of good on

you.

>> I mean, a bit sticky though. It's got

hella sugar in it. A mask for vodka is

what it tastes like.

>> Gatorade.

>> The challenge for the S rock. Here we

have a bunch of lyrics. You need to

identify which one is not a diddy song.

If someone chooses one option, the other

bullet can't. At first, we friends, then

we became lovers. You more than my girl.

We were like brothers. Representing my

money for the love of my money. I leave

a man stiffer than my mommy. Okay, that

what what have you got?

>> Says then the m then the mummy.

>> Oh, then the mummy.

>> And once you see the D's Oh, you're

going to want to freak me. Freak me only

if you're old enough, baby. 18 and over

or 16 and over.

>> Oh, I wonder. I wonder.

>> That seems like it might be real.

>> This one says, "Oh, [ __ ] I'm going to

What the [ __ ] is that? She gave my balls

a kiss. I gave her breasts a hug. I said

to this girl, "I don't love them hoes.

You want to get freaky? Let me suck on

your toes." The fact that all these are

real except for one kind of like scary

representing my money for the love of

money. That sounds real. And once you

see the D's, the D is that this is a

fake one or else we did not see the

signs.

>> I'll do the mummy stiff mommy man. Mommy

milk. So B is I hear voices. D which

Chad selected is I like the crotch on

you by R. Kelly. That's a song. We

didn't see the signs. What the [ __ ] So,

which one is the fake one? THE ONE YOU

HAD,

>> CHAD. SORRY. R. Kelly and Diddy are

different guys.

>> They did Diddy burn in the six [ __ ]

circle of hell. M has limited edition.

>> Next bottle. Broken bat cashmere willow

cricket bat infused gin.

>> Nice.

>> What the I don't get it. Why are you

saying nice?

>> Cuz I It's [ __ ] cricket. It's made of

cricket bats

>> aged with toasted cashmere uh willow

from crowdsourced cricket bats and

offcuts from bat maker in Kashmir which

is in India.

>> We have given these bats a second life

by giving them a nice shave and soaking

them in a vat of gin.

>> So what happens if I drink it and piss

it out?

>> You become good at cricket.

>> Oh, let's get into Oh, that's how you

know something's going to be good.

>> It's [ __ ] cricket bat. Your

>> glass.

>> It's like gone from pomegranate to

cricket bats.

>> Or would you rather did or cricket? All

right. Oh, it smells kind of like a

cricket bat. This is kind This is just

absurd. Maybe when you rip this set

down, we could put the shells in that

shelf vodka.

>> And then you make this a limited run.

It's like this is a cold one's set.

>> The thing there is that will taste

nasty.

>> What if you like uh cut one of my

fingers off?

>> Jesus Christ, Chad.

>> And put it in a bottle.

>> Bigger was a finger. Chad, you have a

pinky look smaller than it should.

>> [ __ ] is wrong with you? You freak.

>> Show me your pinky. My [ __ ] is long as

[ __ ] man.

>> What the [ __ ] You're a freak, Darcy.

Holy [ __ ] Yours has an extra bone.

>> YEAH.

>> WHY ARE MY PINKY so small?

>> They are pretty small. Doesn't that look

pretty similar?

>> Isn't his pinky look like

it's [ __ ]

>> What the [ __ ] did I do?

>> I didn't even taste it. Hang on one

second. Oh my god.

>> [ __ ] That makes me want to play some

cricket.

>> Good news for you, Chad. First person to

hit a six to break a cricket back. You

got to pieces. Oh, for [ __ ] sake.

I did it. I did it. I win. I win. He

ain't even got it off yet.

>> I win.

>> Yeah, Chad win.

>> Oh no.

>> What was that?

>> Wait, does this count?

>> You know, when I picked that up, I

didn't actually know it was even broken.

We don't have any of it left. Yeah, just

ring it out of that paper towel on the

ground. Oh yeah. Just make sure you

don't get any glass.

>> What are you guys doing, man? That's got

spray and wipe in it, man.

>> It doesn't.

>> I sprayed the floor there, man.

>> There you go. That's [ __ ] good as it

has. It's half of it's grog, mate. You

should be thanking him.

>> I think that might be spray and wipe and

glass shards.

>> Ah, you'll be fine.

>> And broken cricket bats.

>> You've had worse.

>> Make you want to play cricket?

>> This tastes like wood.

>> Yeah. I was thinking 10 drinks. There's

no way we'll break anything. The next

drink is Artberg Monsters of Smoke

Limited Edition Scotch Whiskey Tasting

Pack. Three bottles in there that have a

secret removable hidden art under the

label that you peel off was like the

sales pitch. And they're all named after

like monsters. Who the [ __ ] is Arden

Arb?

>> That's the bottle, man.

>> Oh, sorry. That's the company.

>> The original giant non- chilled filtered

big untamed ultimate. A giga burst of

smoky fruit.

>> Giga burst.

>> It says that. Am I reading that wrong?

>> A a gigantic

>> Oh, sorry. A gigantic burst of smoky

fruit and Pete. I can't read today. Can

you read that?

>> Followed by a huge mouthful of chewy

Pete oils. That sounds gross.

>> You pronounce this one, Jeff?

>> Arber.

>> Come on, MAN. PUT SOME

>> ARBER.

>> YEAH, YOU SOUND LIKE A BAG.

>> NO, YOU SOUND LIKE A pirate still.

>> Arber. Let us reveal the hidden artwork

then, shall we? What the [ __ ] is the

hidden art? Wait, it's on the back. The

It's the same artwork as on the back.

>> That means I think that means you got

owned.

>> What?

>> You didn't get the You didn't get a good

one, man.

>> You didn't get the rare pool.

>> Is there actually a rare pool?

>> Yeah, sure. Is it a chick holding a

torch? This is not It's a nothing

burger. Secret artwork, guys.

Is the chick scared of a shadow fog

figure?

>> Chad, how'd you know, man?

>> It's on the back. It's not hidden. I

thought it was going to be something

cool. Wait, maybe you peel these ones

again.

>> Really?

>> Oh, the secret one's under this one.

>> No, it's not. There's nothing

underneath. Are they whisies?

>> Oh, holy [ __ ]

>> Yeah, whiskey.

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] Turn me in a horse. Is

that not the smokiest drink you've ever

[ __ ] smelt?

>> Feel like I'm breathing into a fire.

>> [ __ ]

>> Oh, [ __ ] God damn.

>> That shit's smoky.

>> Yeah. All the All the others kind of

smell. I ate. And then

>> that actually smells like a house fire.

That's soy.

>> Well, the winner gets to pick which one

the loser does. How about that?

>> Yeah, that's a good shot.

>> So, swig them like [ __ ] Rick.

>> [ __ ] That'll put [ __ ] fire in your

belly.

>> Oh, hang on. It's making my eyes water.

>> Oh, man. That's got to sit bad already.

>> Oh my god. [ __ ] hell.

He said the line.

>> That's how you do. That's

>> That's g me instant indigestion. I feel

sorry for the bloke that got this for

Christmas.

>> Feel sorry if the bloke's got to drink

it again.

>> Are you guys ready for the challenge?

>> Yes, sir. Reddit. First person to create

smoke. You are [ __ ] kidding. Are we

ca Are we cavemen? All right, count us

down. Say when. All right,

>> I'm going, man.

>> No, you don't want to put it on there.

You want it next to it so the hot embers

will fall into it. I give up, man. Give

me a lighter.

>> If you don't got it by now, I can't be

[ __ ]

>> Have you done this? Like,

>> yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> My You've done this. This is hogs wash.

>> Is this a prank? You got to put more

pressure down, I think. What's this?

That's a flint and steel.

>> Why does HE GET A FLINT? OH MY GOD. WHAT

THE [ __ ]

>> LIKE, how are you supposed to use it?

Like,

>> do you just go like that or what,

>> man? You really ain't phased about

drinking that monster.

>> I am not drinking the monster [ __ ] I'm

telling you that right now.

>> I just don't give a [ __ ] man.

>> No. No. You got to put a little bit of

the shaving.

>> He's figing it out, huh?

>> I don't got any.

>> Got it. I did it. That's smoke. That's

smoke. That's good. You did it. You did

it. Congratulations, Chad. Why is he

doing it like that now? What's wrong

with the [ __ ] one? I'm giving you the

red one cuz I'm your mate and I'm not

I'm not going to punish you too bad.

>> Thanks, mate. I love fruit in the web.

Drink up, buddy. That's the bad one.

I've already poured it and they're

limited edition. I don't want to waste

it.

>> Ow, man.

>> What? I think I got like a little open

cut on my hand and this [ __ ] just burnt

the [ __ ] out of me.

>> Wait a sec. Oh, that's the yogurt

effect.

>> Damn, man. That's the [ __ ] That's a

yogurt effect.

Now that is a yoga.

>> Do a [ __ ] piano player.

>> You got to get that down. I think.

>> Have you not swallowed it yet? Swallow.

Swallow. Swallow. Swallow. The longer

you hold it, the worse it's going to be.

>> Jackson.

>> Dash. It was evaporating in my mouth

like the Oh my god. It was 47%. That's

That's bad.

>> It's already really high. [ __ ] smells

smoky over here.

>> Get this [ __ ] off him. Get that off him

now.

>> Oh, that's Oh, Jesus.

>> I'm like a Pokémon.

>> All right, water attack.

>> What the [ __ ]

A

>> Yeah, I'm ready for the next one. I

haven't had anything to drink yet. Wa!

Now that looks limited edition. I might

take that to work with me. You didn't

say it was [ __ ] leather bell with a

gold handle, Darcy. The next bottle is

BGEOA Brute Special Gold Limited Edition

Champagne released in 2021.

>> You got to be [ __ ] that up.

>> What the [ __ ] in here? Like it fell

apart. That did not come with it. Did it

actually?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Did he dude? Winner gets the chain.

>> Those are real diamonds.

>> Yeah.

>> That's what How much is this worth? Like

200 300K.

>> $800 USD.

>> It just looks too fancy. $20 bottle of

champagne. How can we make it $800? Put

a metal casing on it. Would you like to

pop the cork?

>> Yeah.

>> Do you get it to a point?

>> Shut up.

>> Oh, let me show you.

>> Oh, no. No.

>> No. No.

>> What?

>> OH, YOU GOT HIM.

>> That's the yogurt effect. What the hell?

That's the yogurt effect. Thanks, Chad.

That's yogurt.

>> It's an $800 bottle of champagne. I'm

going to [ __ ] enjoy it. You know,

>> you must be pouring this like garbage.

>> Can you like get a pair of pliers or

something so I can get this metal casing

off?

>> Why? cuz I want to know what's

underneath it. If it's like a $10 bottle

of champagne

>> cuz it's a bottle, I reckon.

>> Holy [ __ ]

>> If there's another label under that,

>> there is. 100% is cuz this was already

on it. The seal.

>> If there's another label under that that

is not a label of this, I'll eat the

[ __ ] metal casing.

>> [ __ ] There's no label. That's That's

the yogurt effect.

>> Wait, there is.

>> That is not the same brand.

>> Yes, it literally is. That's like

literally what your training says.

>> Okay. [ __ ] All right. All right, now it

looks like [ __ ]

>> No, no, it's still good. Look, you just

>> Hey, that looks better.

>> Yeah, just put it back.

>> That actually looks better than the guy.

>> Trying to chill, man.

>> There you go.

>> Good job. Cheers to the French.

>> Does this one have a challenge or we

just drinking it?

>> There's a challenge there.

>> Oh, for [ __ ] sake.

>> Couldn't tell you.

>> Uh, I can.

>> No, you can't, Jeff.

>> Yeah, I can.

>> You [ __ ] are not a connoisseur.

>> I am.

>> You're not of high society.

>> I've had like three bottles of champagne

in my life.

>> All right, Darcy. What's the challenge?

>> Hey, man. That looks like a challenge.

>> That looks like a box of soil, man.

>> The first person to find the gold

nugget.

>> Got it. I got it. That's a [ __ ]

GoPro, man.

>> Come on, man. Where's my nugget, man?

>> Found it. Mine ain't got nothing in

there, man. [ __ ] D.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> Cool. That's a yogurt effect. Oh, that

[ __ ] has turned that. What's going on

with that? I think I might have made

some sort of scientific discovery.

>> Okay. Well, you kind of ruin Okay. Okay.

Let's just go one bit at a time. Is this

Is this on?

>> No, it's on.

>> Yo, what's up, man? Just found this in

the Just came from I just came from the

dirt, man.

>> There just found this nugget, man. I

just won the challenge and this do and

this is documented proof. Call that a

dirty nugget. You go to the bartender,

you say, "Let me get a dirty nugget."

They'll give you that.

>> Mine had something else. Limited

edition, man.

>> What's yours got, Chad?

Why I'm so mad, dude? What the [ __ ] is

that?

>> I'm vlogging. What's up, guys? Chad just

found a surprise in his tub.

Max, YOGA LEVELS ARE CRITICAL. THIS

WHOLE PLACE WILL [ __ ] BLOW. WE GOT TO

GET OUT OF HERE. DON'T WORRY, CHAD.

We've prepared for this.

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>> What the [ __ ]

>> I feel like these are good old days.

>> This is going to need to be cleaned.

>> Hey, what'd you find in there?

>> Yogurt effect. Hey man, that's the

yogurt effect, man.

Oh.

Once you get done with your ship, you

get a dirty nugget. You take that back

to a bartender. You get 10% off your

next dirty nugget.

>> I'm not on his level.

>> Put this dirt backward in the garden,

please.

>> All right. You ready to test taste our

new flavor?

>> That's the yogurt effect. Oh, [ __ ] It's

good.

>> It is actually quite delicious.

>> All righty. What's next? The next bottle

is Whitley Neil. Limited edition. That

looks like that Chinese bean curdle

[ __ ] Limited edition smoky bacon and

horseradish gin.

>> That sounds good as [ __ ]

>> Chad. Horseradish is not a great flavor.

>> But bacon is.

>> I just never checked if the bacon's real

or fake.

>> It's vegan.

>> Oh, fire. A What the [ __ ] This taste is

going to taste like [ __ ]

>> I think the horseradish is your biggest

concern.

>> No, man. The vegan bacon is going to be

the worst part. Do you know who love

this? Eric from Gamer Subs. He loves

gin. 11:00 p.m. He might be awake.

>> I feel like he was in his game.

Hey, you endorsed this, right?

>> I endorse it.

>> Yeah, you hit it here first, guys. Hey,

man. Are you the CE? Are you the CEO or

what?

>> Dude, don't put this in me.

>> Let's try this [ __ ] bacon and

horseradish gin. Who thinks bacon and

horseradish goes together? Why is there

dirt down me?

>> Oh, it actually does smell like smells

like bacon.

>> How's there dirt in my glass?

>> You just flicked it in there. Not that

much dirt.

>> Oh my god, that's horrible.

>> What does it taste like?

>> Like vegan bacon and [ __ ]

horseradish.

>> I would love to see what he said that

tastes like if you didn't tell him that

was what was in it.

>> Yeah,

>> it does taste like the vegan bacon that

I hate, though.

>> It's just This is just not anything that

should be in a drink.

>> The challenge is to be the first person

to identify the horseradish. Well, you

can only lock in one thing. So, Chad,

you're going to have to take your second

best guess. I guess

>> that's ginger. That's a regular radish.

>> Got to be good. That could be good.

>> I'm looking in this one.

>> Can I have a bite of that?

>> Yeah. That one tastes like wasabi.

That's like wasabi radish.

>> No, I that is Yeah. A was ginger. B

parnip.

>> That's a parnip.

>> That's horrible.

>> I grow this [ __ ] all the time in [ __ ]

Stardew Valley. It doesn't look like

this.

>> D [ __ ] that's good. Was actually a

turnip. And C,

>> which Chad selected, is horseradish.

Well, I win because you're too greedy.

Give me a bite. I need that to cleanse

the horseseradish from my [ __ ]

pallet.

>> This might be the first time I clean

Sweet Max. For real, brother.

>> Don't spill it on me, you sucker. What?

How is there dirt in it already?

>> Come on, bro. Don't act like you haven't

drank a [ __ ] cup full already today.

>> Yeah, man. Really good stuff, Neil. Good

work, Neil. Great, man. That's a yogurt

defect, guys. Oh my. Someone has to stop

that.

>> Hy.

>> The next bottle is Hennessy VSOP X

LeBron James limited edition releasing.

>> I thought Henty was like, "Okay, that

looks more like Henny."

>> Guys, I just got news in the VSOP stands

for very special.

>> They hit the second tower.

>> It's very special. Off production line.

>> What does that even mean?

>> Limited edition.

>> Okay.

>> I would have preferred if it was on

production. Just got news in from the

[ __ ] head office. It actually doesn't

mean very special. It means very

superior old pale. Together we can we

don't just leave a mark.

We leave a legacy.

That's the yogurt effect.

>> They [ __ ] stole. Holy [ __ ]

>> Well, didn't we steal off the other guy?

>> We stole it from the ball guy. The ball

guy got it from LeBron.

>> All right, cork test.

>> Oh, that sounded good.

>> That is good. The bottle feels more

luxury. Like the wooden top. Oh, this

whole thing look like that's from some

That's some clean looking glass,

>> guys. The second Henny bottle just hit.

That's

>> That looks nothing like a Henny bottle.

Oh, can you like just I thought you had

a

>> That's it. No more bottles for you that

are open. Okay, James.

>> But this is like a limited edition one

as well.

>> Wait, what is it?

>> He's like, we got an 11th drink for the

video. I I actually don't mind a Henny.

So,

>> I actually know the CEO, Michael Henny.

>> Oh, do you?

>> Yeah, man.

I don't mind a henny,

>> man. That that [ __ ] will get you [ __ ]

[ __ ] cricket.

>> All right, you guys ready for the henny

challenge?

>> I'm ready for the henny challenge.

>> All right, first person to skull the

bottle of henny doesn't have to do the

shot.

>> I'm [ __ ] I thought I was getting out

of it.

>> We're not shooting hoops, are we?

>> No. That's [ __ ] lame as [ __ ] The

challenge is to be the first person to

pump your ball up big enough that it no

longer fits through the template. Hey

man, in the spirit of LeBron James and

basketball.

>> 3 2 1 penny.

>> What is it? You pump it up and then

what?

>> It so it no longer fits through that

hole.

>> Isn't it not going to explode before

then? You just test it.

>> Congrats.

[ __ ] me. That's not one minute. LeBron

James.

>> Chad, time to wrap your lips around the

henny.

>> I thought it was going to be until it

burst. RC.

>> Oh, he thought it was going to be until

it burst. I can't have my right ear go

out as well from Chad.

>> OH,

>> I THINK I'M deaf now. I can't block my

ears and I'm the closest.

>> Yeah, you're the idiot doing it, man.

>> Surely it's going to blow soon. Like,

this ain't right. Poor old Michael

Finnegan.

Bro, what?

Chad, blow it up more. There once was a

man called Michael Finnegan. There once

was a man called

>> Shut the [ __ ] up. Just blow it up

already.

>> You come do it.

>> He grew whiskers on his chin again. The

wind came along and blew them thin

again.

>> Oh,

can begin again.

>> Feel like I've just been on an airplane.

>> You know, my left ear is [ __ ] cuz Chad

did the same thing with a [ __ ] wine

balloon.

>> Well, I did it. Do I get extra points

for that?

>> You get You get a super handy for that,

mate.

>> You don't have to drink it.

>> All right, next one. The next drink is

Red Breast 12year-old bird feeder

limited edition single pot still Irish

whiskey.

>> Bro's gone back to Diddy putting breast

and 12-year-old and

>> what the [ __ ]

>> That [ __ ] could feed a bird, man.

>> Wait, can you hang this up after you're

done drinking it?

>> Yeah, it's a bird feeder.

>> No shot. Really?

>> He tried to tell you, man.

>> But I thought it was like a joke. That's

an actual bird feeder.

>> It's got a circumference of one seed

wide.

>> What bit are you talking about?

>> All around you can have one seed wide.

>> I know. Fill the guts of it up.

>> No, they can't get in there.

>> Yeah, but it's pushed up against the

thing. So, it's so full that it's

pushing up so they can pick it from the

little holes.

>> Can't get in there.

>> Sorry, I'm I'm setting up the bird nest.

>> It's not a bird's nest. Yeah. Living

>> whatever, brev,

>> you listening?

>> No. My ears [ __ ] from last time. Hold

on.

>> Yes. Go.

That's [ __ ] what he sounds like. Is

there not like a problem with like some

sort of schizophrenic guy thinking that

you're supposed to feed the liquid that

comes in it to the birds in the feeder?

It's like that was my first thought.

It's kind of sweet.

M

tastes like a flower flower nectar. Like

a hummingbird.

>> That's actually kind of good. We should

put that in the bird feeder. All right.

What's the challenge?

>> Challenge is to guess which one of these

is not sold as bird seed. Oh [ __ ]

That's sorghum beans.

>> You got to open it up and taste it and

like

>> shut up. These are mustard seeds. I

think

>> mustard. That's too much mustard.

>> That's fish food. This one?

>> That one? That one? This one?

>> Don't ask me how. I know.

>> You can only lock in one.

>> I've locked in. I want this one. I want

this one, man.

>> I lock in this one. What the [ __ ]

>> Yeah, that tastes like [ __ ] But you

just said this was fish food, Chad.

This is defin

That is definitely fish food.

>> I want the fish food back. I'm I have a

C.

>> That's a plot twist. That's not fish

food. I just [ __ ]

>> It smells like fish food.

>> I just 200 IQed you.

>> A was white beans, which is toxic to

birds. And C was la food, a dietary

pellet.

>> There's no way. That's literally That is

That's literally fish food.

>> [ __ ] got him.

>> He did not. He He did not. There's no

there's no high IQ play. He literally

thought that was fish.

>> Do you want to put it in the bird

feeder?

>> Oh yeah. [ __ ] Forgot we had that.

>> Are you going to release 700 pigeons?

>> [ __ ] it. Put the toxic beans in there.

>> Are you going to release 7,000 [ __ ]

pigeons?

>> Why'd you put the little [ __ ]

>> All right.

>> That's clearly not going to work.

>> Yeah, it'll work. Trust me. Hold

>> more.

My bad.

>> It's like a salt and pepper [ __ ] Hey,

let it get in the [ __ ] feeder, man.

>> Little more. Little more. Little more.

Little more. I've shaked out I've shaked

out all the small stuff. Little more.

Man, the mice are going to have a field

day with this [ __ ] Do you ever have

like a box with all your bird feed and

the rats would chew through and eat all

the bird feed?

>> Oh yeah.

>> Throw the window upstairs. Can you go

chuck that in the window upstairs?

>> We're going to take it to a park. We'll

take it to a park.

>> Don't tell me what park it is.

>> That is legit bird seed. You've

>> sunflower seed. Yeah, but like it came

out a packet for birds and you just

>> That's the yogurt effect.

>> All right, drink our blood.

>> I was [ __ ] bird.

>> I was so husky.

>> Oh god, that's my [ __ ] grade one

English Willow.

>> Oh, I just nutted myself. That could

have been bad.

>> What the [ __ ] kind of vibe is that?

>> You know you meant to spit out the husk

of these, right? How do you figure that

out, though?

Thanks, Dy. Go.

>> What the [ __ ] IS THAT?

>> WHAT THE [ __ ] Does he? How are you

supposed to drink it?

>> The next drink is loud.

>> That would actually like kill you.

>> The next drink is loud. OW. OW. OW.

>> That's a weapon.

>> Put it down, bro. The next drink is LA

vodka limited edition with light.

>> Froze. This is from Laos, man.

>> Wow.

>> Yeah, that's really doing work for the

spikes.

>> Let's see if it doesn't hurt anymore.

>> Trying to hit him.

>> You already hit me with a cricket bat

today. Stop it.

>> This one's from

>> Stop it. This one's from last. It lights

up, brother.

>> You already hit me with a cricket bat.

You already bat. Oh, for [ __ ] sake.

>> What the hell? Bird seeds,

bro.

I can't spit out the husk. We need

>> That's good stuff right there.

>> All right. What is it? A vodka? What is

it?

>> This [ __ ] is ultra premium [ __ ]

elegance.

>> It's like you say the words enough like

the brainwashing takes place. That is

[ __ ] repulsive, Max. What is your

problem? Spert seeds, man.

>> [ __ ] premium vodka. It always tastes

like wash.

>> Chad, I bet you this one's about to be

different, man.

>> This reminds me of when we were How much

was it?

>> We were required by the side.

>> 260 bucks.

>> That's cheaper than Sideman vodka.

>> Hey, ever since bought us, we can't

bring that up.

>> Yo, huge shout out to [ __ ] Vickar.

Hey, Vick.

>> Oh, no. It's not any better.

>> Yeah, same. The challenge is to create

the smallest ball of our foil using the

entire 10 m roll in 1 minute. Go. The

whole thing is 10 minutes. It It is 10

m. It's going to take longer than a

minute to unravel it all. Well, then

whoever has the smallest ball by the end

of the minute.

>> How did you get yours undone so quickly?

>> Darcy, where's my cricket bat?

It has to be a ball.

Okay, time's up. Put it down. Put it

down.

>> [ __ ]

>> Put it down.

>> [ __ ] off, Darcy.

>> Okay. One second.

>> What do you mean? One second.

Disqualified.

You're stuck.

>> What's he doing?

>> Pass it here. You go, Darcy. Oh, sorry.

I missed your hand. Sorry. I missed your

hand.

>> That's instant disqualification.

>> Yeah, I I don't know if I can lose.

>> No, you do. You instant

disqualification. Just made like made 17

different modifications before he handed

it.

>> YOU HAD A CRICKET BAT. The first method

to test who made the smallest best ball

of apple is a ball. Who's the smallest

circumference? What are you talking

about?

Huh? Very interesting. But all right,

I'll let it slide for the first test.

Pretty bad.

>> Your [ __ ] is sitting about 130 29 120

30. Dude, you lost big time, man.

>> Um, I have a Can we get a replay? He

made modifications 17 different times.

>> That's true. Disqualified. You lose.

Drink it.

>> Chalky coin.

>> Yeah, that makes up for it. But he

doesn't get one.

>> That is really bad.

>> Penny has to drink mine.

>> I refuse. Just don't.

>> The next limited edition bottle is

Bailey's cinnamon scroll.

>> Okay, that I can get behind Darcy for

the next round.

>> Did you get it from the stall?

>> Yeah.

>> Is this a Christmas one?

>> That's the dirty nugget.

>> Chalky coin.

Love one. Thank you. Oh, that smells

This is a treat. Like, this is a treat,

Darcy. After after everything,

>> this is a treat. That looks great. I

might just drink it, honestly.

>> That is [ __ ] gross.

>> Check this out. Does he

>> disqualification? Go, go, go again.

>> Time.

>> Are you ready for the challenge?

>> Yeah. Secret round

time. I think I chipped my tooth. I need

to take a break.

>> I am not on his level. Have we ever Has

there ever been such a

>> I've never seen such a

>> Has there ever been such a disparity in

like one of us being drunk and one being

sober? All right, Darcy. What's the

challenge?

>> First person to finish the No, I'm

joking. Let me get it.

>> Who got a prankster?

>> The quickest person to finish three

cinnamon scrolls.

>> Oh, you got this. I actually like I just

had a burrito.

>> Are you ready?

>> Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

>> Cinnamon scroll.

>> Let's go. Hey. Thanks, man. Honestly,

big shout out to you, brother.

>> A bit dry. Why did you do three? Why

can't you do one?

>> You got this, man.

>> I can't do it. I I forfeit.

>> All right.

>> What the?

>> Even on an empty stomach, I don't think

I can have three cinnamon scrolls.

>> That's so [ __ ]

>> I'm fat from bacon and eggs and [ __ ]

steak, not from cinnamon scroll. That's

why I'm not diabetic. What's my

punishment?

>> You've won, bro.

>> Cinnamon scrolls. What's the time at?

Are you glad we bought these very

precise timers? Is this [ __ ] doing

numbers, man?

>> All right, I'm done. I've had two

cinnamon scroll.

>> Darcy, I'm having a nap.

>> Darcy, I'm going to throw up.

>> That would be good for your diet.

>> This is This is torture.

>> Sorry. I didn't know I didn't know that

you would. The thing you would complain

about in this video was eating three

cinnamon scrolls.

>> Look, look at him.

>> All right, new challenge. One cinnamon

scroll. First person to finish wins.

You have a swallow.

>> What?

>> He's not even with us anymore. He's not.

I want to know what he's thinking about.

>> The wither.

>> All right. Cheers. I don't even have to

finish it.

>> I guess not.

Break that.

Don't make me do it.

Don't Don't do it, man.

Jesus.

>> [ __ ]

>> now when his foot's broken in a week,

we're going to have to remember.

>> What's next, brother?

>> Yeah, that was from the time you [ __ ]

booted the bin full of a thousand

[ __ ] sunflowers.

>> Right. Right foot hurts. Oh, he broke

the fridge.

>> Yeah, down the bottom.

>> Right foot hurts, man.

>> Right foot hurts pretty bad.

>> Wow, it was custom made.

>> I have a nap. Let me deal. Let me know

when you guys sort it all out.

>> Why has he started just breaking things

when he's drunk? Was it always like that

or is it just getting worse?

>> All right, guys. Are you ready?

>> Yeah, I'm ready.

>> All right, the final bottle is a Rusty

Barrel vodka jerry can copper strike

limited edition bronze gift pack. How do

I [ __ ] open it? Oh, it's a THAT

SUCKS.

>> Check out the design, man. That shit's

100.

>> That [ __ ] sucks. I thought I'd be

able to pour it from there.

>> Check out the design, man.

>> Hey, shout out, man. Is this fake?

>> Yeah, that's total [ __ ]

>> You got anything interesting about the

artwork?

>> Looks like AI.

>> Is it actually?

>> I think so.

>> Look like [ __ ] rusty [ __ ] cage.

>> How's it [ __ ] limited edition if it's

made by [ __ ] AI? It's just a shrink

wrap. There's nothing cool. This is This

is nonfunctional. This is the latest

thing in the video. It's the top of the

line and then it's just [ __ ] cups off

wish. Like that's all feel that is

>> this is like a This is like I feel like

this is like real [ __ ] You know what I

mean? This is a real review. You know

what I'm saying? Darcy, what is he going

on about? All right. What's the game,

Darcy? All righty. Without looking, the

challenge is to FREE

is to free pour exactly 2.2 Two, eight

liters of water into this, which is

Mark. Go.

>> 2.3 2.2.

>> Bro, you can see it, man.

>> Me?

>> Yeah.

>> No, I can't.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> What? Am I Am I on it?

>> He's done.

>> Keep it steady. Keep it still.

>> You both We're [ __ ] way off.

>> You're both way off, but Max is closer

by a fraction.

>> He stopped me, though. He put my head.

>> Good stuff. Good stuff. Keep going. Keep

going. Keep going. Keep going.

Chad one, I guess.

>> Yeah, max one.

>> Okay,

>> go Chad. Why is there so much [ __ ]

dirt?

>> Go Chad. Do not do not

>> This was just water, right?

>> So, can't do that, man.

>> Uh-oh.

>> Whoopsie.

>> Fine, man. It's fine. It's chill.

Totally normal, man.

>> Let me dilute it, please. Or else I'm

going to throw up. This guy's going to

finish the video with a glass of water.

>> Hey guys,

>> added water to the vodka.

>> Guys, THIS THIS GUY MIGHT THROW UP.

EVERYONE, this guy might throw up on his

first drink. What do you think?

>> Fine. [ __ ] you. Thanks for watching,

guys. Make sure you head over to the

Patreon if you want to see Max,

>> possibly die.

>> Hey, man. Thanks, man. Oh [ __ ]

>> Come to the Patreon to see me.

>> I'm hanging from the ceiling.

>> Okay. Stop. Stop. Stop. No. How do you

have the strength to do that?

>> Can you help me down? Can you help me?

>> Okay, that was you. Good. You down?

Thank you.