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0:05

the audience. They want to see that even

0:08

a good man as yourself can be driven.

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>> I understand that, but that's not really

0:11

my thing.

0:19

>> Why can't you move?

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>> Someone stole my fusion core. What are

0:22

you suggesting?

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>> We travel together, get the head, and

0:26

take it to the Brotherhood. In exchange,

0:28

you'll lend me the services of your

0:29

knights to save my father.

0:32

>> You know, I've never done an

0:33

advertisement before in my life.

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>> I wonder if anyone survived.

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>> I did.

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>> Lucy,

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>> where are we?

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>> We're in the best place in the world.

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We're in a vault.

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Oh,

1:24

hello there. Yep, it's me, Cooper

1:27

Howard, star of stage and screen.

1:31

But I'm not here today to talk to you

1:32

about my latest picture. No, today I'm

1:35

here to show you a vast and wonderful

1:38

place. Not made by God Almighty, but the

1:42

working man, a veritable Camelot of the

1:45

nuclear age. Now, how about we turn on

1:48

some lights.

1:51

There, that's better.

1:57

Now, I'm speaking to you from deep

1:58

inside the fully livable model 96 JQ

2:02

1164. And what a be she is.

2:07

And what a song she sings. Now, that

2:09

right there is Vault 4's three-foot

2:11

thick lead casing, strong enough to keep

2:14

out the rads and the reds.

2:20

Now, each one of these underground Bergs

2:22

comes with all the modern amenities

2:23

you've come to expect from our rip

2:25

roaring Republic. Now, this corridor

2:28

here is Sycamore Street, where you'll

2:30

wave howdy to any one of your 200

2:32

neighbors on your way home for an

2:34

enchanted evening with your loved ones.

2:37

H. Meet the Hawthorns. Now, this isn't

2:40

just your average all-American family.

2:43

No, Lloyd and Cassandra here are both

2:45

scientists specializing in the effects

2:47

of radiation on human DNA.

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>> That's right. And we'll be living and

2:51

working right here in Vault 4, leading a

2:54

community governed entirely by

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scientists.

2:57

>> Wait a second. Did you say living down

2:58

here? Well, there hasn't been a nuclear

3:00

incident, has there?

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>> No, not yet. But uh our family and a

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group of 80 volunteers will be

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conducting a 5-year trial of Vault 4 to

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demonstrate to the world that no matter

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what comes our way, America will be

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ready. 5 years? Well, I may play a hero

3:20

in the movies, but you all are heroes in

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real life. And now you can be a hero,

3:26

too, by purchasing a residence in a

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Vault-Tech vault today. Because if the

3:30

worst should happen tomorrow, the world

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is going to need Americans just like you

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to build a better day after.

3:37

>> And cut. That

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>> was a great take. You happy? Fellas, are

3:42

you happy?

3:44

>> All right, Yuri, I'm wrapped, right?

3:45

>> Yes, sir.

3:46

>> How'd we do?

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>> We were so nervous.

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>> Ah, you did great.

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>> Yeah, it was really lovely to meet you.

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Thanks for coming out.

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>> So, good to meet you,

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>> Mr. Howard. Great work today.

3:56

>> Ah, thanks. Thanks, man.

3:57

>> Bud Askin. I oversee a Southern

3:59

California operations. I uh came over to

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Vault-Tech in Q3 after a 10 years at

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Westech.

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>> Westech.

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>> It's a defense contractor.

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>> Oh, I'm uh very familiar with you guys.

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You designed the T45 power armor.

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>> Your first of its kind. You know, I I

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oversaw the the roll out. You know, the

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design flaws were ridiculous, but they

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sure looked great.

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>> I wore the T45 when we almost lost the

4:21

great state of Alaska to the Reds. Those

4:24

design flaws here has cost a lot of good

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men and women their lives.

4:27

Yeah, product management was never my

4:29

bag. I'm more focused on HR, R&D. Now,

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you we're seeing workflow optimization

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and management timelines. I'm all about

4:36

scale. And most people think scale means

4:38

increasing global market share. That's

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thinking in three dimensions. And I'm

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talking about four because what is the

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ultimate weapon to destroy your

4:45

competition? It's not out selling them.

4:47

It's not outsmarting them. It's time.

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>> Time is the ultimate weapon.

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>> Uh-huh. I mean, it sounds complicated,

4:57

but the future of all humanity comes

4:59

down to one word.

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>> Yeah. What's that?

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>> Management.

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>> Well, I'm awful happy for you, Buck.

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>> Bud. Bud Askins.

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>> I'm at work.

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>> Oh, how about we clock out, huh? Nothing

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against these colleagues of yours, but

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what do you say, you and me? Knock back

5:22

a couple of pin coladas by the pool.

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Listen to the high five.

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>> There is a rap party.

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>> What up? A rap party for this?

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>> Yes.

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>> All right. We go for a couple of hours.

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We shake a few hands.

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>> It's at our house.

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>> The things I'm willing to do for you

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never cease to amaze me.

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Roosevelt, I'm sorry you can't come,

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buddy. I'm heading into enemy territory.

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>> You be a good dog. Go to bed.

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A man and his dog. That would be great.

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>> Yeah, I love that one, too. It was my

6:37

real dog.

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>> Beautiful home, especially

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so much.

7:02

negotiations in Anchorage are having a

7:04

serious impact on pre-service.

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>> We'll have to circle up with DC about

7:07

that.

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>> Ideally before our quarterly projection

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release.

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>> Mr. Howard.

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>> Mr. Howard.

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B Asets,

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>> right?

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>> Would you mind, you know, doing the

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Butler Boys from the show?

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>> All right. Well, I only do it for close

7:26

friends and beautiful women, but you two

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already halfway there.

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>> I, Bartholome, you Codsworth, am ever

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ready to serve.

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>> Perhaps when you finish your shift, we

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could head up and party in the hot tub.

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What do you think of that?

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>> Oh, no, no,

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>> no,

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>> no, thank you. Okay.

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All right. Excuse me. You mind? Well,

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[ __ ] CBass, you might be the only one

7:52

of my invites who actually showed up.

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>> Yeah, not our usual scene. I'll give you

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that.

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>> No, it is not.

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>> I think our Hollywood actor friends

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don't want to be seen celebrating with

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the pitch man for the end of the world.

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>> Oh, you don't know the half of it. You

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hear I lost a movie over these ads.

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Yeah. Showed up set. The actors wouldn't

8:12

come out of their trailers. Bonnie Lewis

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said it was on moral grounds.

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>> Bonnie Lewis, she's on more ads than a

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[ __ ] billboard. [ __ ] Hollywood

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Reds. I'm telling you, radicalism is

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sweeping through Hollywood like a bad

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case of the clap. I've even got your

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friend Charlie White Knife.

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>> Are you kidding me? Charlie,

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>> I serve with that guy.

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>> I have meetings and everything. It's a

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[ __ ] show. But you, my friend, you know

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which way the wind is blowing. And it's

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that a world run by people who wear

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pocket protectors to a pool party.

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delivery platforms.

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>> Yeah, you might be right about that.

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>> I mean, I've dip my bits in the same

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gravy train. Sell my vocal rice to that

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spinning robot they sell to housewives

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and perverts.

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>> Guess how much they paid me for that.

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>> 10 million.

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>> No, I got 186 pre-tax.

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>> Maybe you could ask for more.

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>> Well, I did ask for more.

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>> And what did they say?

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>> My agent got them to throw in one of

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those robots. What the [ __ ] were they

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thinking? Every time I walk into my own

9:13

house, my own voice saying, "Hello, sir.

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Do you want to sit down?"

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It's [ __ ] awful.

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>> I thought the studio own that character.

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>> They did. And then Robco bought the

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studio.

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>> Listen to me. Hollywood is the past.

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Forget Hollywood. The future, my friend,

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is products. You're a product. I'm a

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product. The end of the world is a

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product.

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And for those of us who can successfully

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embrace that, I'd say the future is

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golden. To the future,

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>> to the future.

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>> I, Bathb, all you cods worth am ever

9:55

ready to serve.

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>> Oh, hello there, boys. Are y'all here

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for the ice cream social? I'm afraid I

10:10

got some bad news for you.

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>> Let's get to it. Shall we? Shall we?

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>> Wait, wait.

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>> Take his fusion core.

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>> There's no fudge [ __ ]

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>> Only a general atomic spin.

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>> Destroying a legitimate business

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that's illegal around these parts. Says

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who?

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>> The government.

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Using teeth for ammunition. mission.

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Always finding new ways to kill each

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other up there, aren't they? We'll need

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uh an antibiotic.

11:12

>> I know you mentioned you're eager to

11:13

keep moving, but your friend is going to

11:15

have to recover here for a couple of

11:16

days before it's safe to travel.

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>> I'm fine. I'm fine.

11:20

>> You had a rotten human tooth lodged on

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your shoulder. You're not fine,

11:24

>> Titus. This is a vault, doctor. We

11:27

should listen to his advice.

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>> We can't thank you enough for letting us

11:31

in and taking care of us.

11:33

>> It's what we do here. Oh, and we found

11:35

his armor. Our surface foragers are

11:38

bringing it back now.

11:39

>> Oh, that's great. Thank you. It's not

11:41

ideal for us to stay put, but I got to

11:43

admit, it sure feels good to be back in

11:45

a vault. I don't know if you've been to

11:47

the surface, but it is

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not good.

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>> I was born on the surface.

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>> Oh. Uh, sorry. I I didn't know. You seem

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so

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>> normal.

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My mother was a courier. I was 11 and

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traveled with her to Philly.

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3 days walk from home and we could still

12:09

feel the heat from the blast.

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>> You're from Shady Sands.

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>> Many of us are. We were lucky to find

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such aospitable community here in

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Bulfor.

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>> Yeah. So are we.

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>> We just need you to stay in quarantine a

12:22

few hours longer to make sure you don't

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track in any contamination.

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>> Thank you so much.

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You smell good.

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>> What?

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>> Oh.

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You want to have sex?

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>> You mean use my [ __ ]

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>> Yeah.

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>> I don't know. That weird thing could

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happen.

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>> What weird thing?

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>> Well, it's just for some guys, not me.

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Uh but for some guys, you know, when

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they make it move,

13:26

it gets all big and hard like a big

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pimple and then it pops. And they say it

13:31

could happen to anybody, but still it's

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it's gross.

13:35

>> You know, that's uh that's actually

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completely normal. It happens all the

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time. Every time ideally

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I'm a knight. Um,

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a night of the brotherhood.

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We're not supposed to.

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>> Okie dokie.

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You mind if I

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>> myself

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right there?

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>> We shouldn't be wasting time down here.

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>> You heard the doctor. Besides, we made a

14:43

deal to find that head together. You're

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no good to me, Dad.

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Also, I would feel bad.

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>> I think these people are trying to trap

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us here.

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>> No, they're not. Some of these people

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are from the surface like you.

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>> This is a cult. Same as any.

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>> It's not a cult.

15:06

>> Everyone's smiling.

15:07

>> Titus, this is a safe place where people

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take care of each other.

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>> But why? Because in the vaults, we

15:16

recognize that we all need each other,

15:19

just like I needed you on the surface.

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>> Now, we're stuck here until you're able

15:26

to travel. So, give this place a shot.

15:33

>> Sorry to interrupt your breakfast, but

15:34

our overseer wanted to say a quick

15:36

hello.

15:38

>> Overseer Benjamin, this is Lucy and

15:40

Titus.

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>> Hey guys, just wanted to say hi.

15:44

Hello. And obviously, welcome to Vault

15:47

4. Just some housekeeping. A few things

15:49

to be aware of. Stay out of level 12.

15:52

Obviously, we'd prefer you not go there.

15:55

Oh, and we only have one foosball table.

15:58

So, if you want to play, you got to sign

16:00

up. If there's no pencil on the signup

16:02

sheet, please let me know. I do have

16:06

pencils. Uh oh, and if you're unfamiliar

16:09

with how the bathrooms work, just ask.

16:12

Asking is less embarrassing than getting

16:14

it wrong. Trust me, we've had incident

16:17

after incident with newcomers. Okay,

16:20

that should cover it. Any questions or

16:23

concerns beyond foosball or pencils or

16:25

bathrooms? Birdie is available. And once

16:28

again, welcome to Vault 4. We're glad to

16:31

have you.

16:33

>> Thank you.

17:02

That was weird, right?

17:04

The overseer.

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>> That's what I'm saying. But people are

17:07

nice,

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>> Titus. I'm I'm talking about his eye.

17:11

>> Lots of people have one eye.

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>> Well, yeah, but I mean, this was in the

17:18

middle. It's

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>> a little to the left

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>> and the level 12 stuff. I mean,

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>> sorry.

17:30

Have a nice day.

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Lonely hours

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away from you.

17:53

>> Doesn't get any better than this.

17:55

>> Nope,

17:56

>> it does not.

18:02

You ever

18:04

>> think about working somewhere else?

18:07

>> I used to,

18:09

but with you doing these ads, it's it's

18:12

practically the family business.

18:15

>> Maybe we get Janie a job in payroll when

18:17

she's 15.

18:19

>> Oh, that's a good

18:20

>> I think about it. Couldn't show Biz

18:25

buying us a ranch up in Bakersfield.

18:30

Back to being a real cowboy again.

18:32

>> And what would I do?

18:34

>> You would look pretty and help me raise

18:39

chickens.

18:41

>> No.

18:42

>> You would look very good in a pair of

18:43

overalls.

18:44

>> What's gotten into you,

18:46

>> Jen Martini?

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Uh, I don't know. I've been reading too

18:53

much news lately.

18:55

Got me second guessing the whole city

18:59

life.

19:08

>> Oh, come on. You You've seen these

19:10

around.

19:10

>> Not on you. I haven't.

19:12

>> But Asins. He licensed them from Robco.

19:14

We're integrating them with the

19:16

Vaulttech emission systems.

19:17

>> But Asens.

19:18

>> But Asins. Trust me, I know company's

19:21

filled with guys like him, but Walltech

19:24

exists with or without me. Doesn't do

19:27

anyone any good to complain from the

19:28

sidelines.

19:29

>> All I'm saying is we have this one life.

19:32

Do you really want to spend your 9 to5s

19:34

working with these [ __ ]

19:36

>> I need this job, Coupe.

19:38

It guarantees us a spot in the vault.

19:40

>> We've got money. We can buy a spot in

19:42

the vault.

19:42

>> One of the good vaults.

19:46

What's

19:46

>> that supposed to mean?

19:55

I'm doing what I can.

19:58

Okay. Just

20:00

trust me,

20:03

please.

20:07

>> Yeah.

20:16

As all nations race to secure uranium

20:18

and control the future of energy, a

20:20

shortage has emerged, turning even

20:23

allies into potential competitors. Will

20:25

energy prices surge this winter? And

20:27

will it lead to an

20:32

>> Sorry you couldn't make it to the party

20:34

the other night, Charlie.

20:36

Guess you had one of your meetings, huh?

20:38

One of your communist meetings. Come on,

20:40

man. We watch people die together up

20:42

north fight against all that horseshit.

20:45

>> Yeah. And for what?

20:46

>> What do you mean for what? For the

20:48

American dream. We're actors. We make

20:51

movies. Charlie.

20:52

>> Yeah. The American dream has me getting

20:54

shot in the ass by you all day.

20:55

>> You got 5 acres in Tarzan. I think

20:57

you're doing all right.

20:58

>> It don't matter. Coupe.

21:00

Voltex's the [ __ ] devil, man.

21:02

>> My wife works here. You really think

21:04

Barb's a devil?

21:06

>> No. Okay. I I like Barb. Okay.

21:11

Do you know what fiduciary

21:12

responsibility means?

21:13

>> Fiduciary responsibility? No.

21:16

>> I have no [ __ ] idea. I play a cowboy

21:19

for a living.

21:20

>> Okay. So, the US government has

21:22

outsourced the survival of the human

21:24

race to VaultTech. Volt is a private

21:27

corporation that has a fiduciary

21:28

responsibility to make money for its

21:30

investors. And how does it make money?

21:34

>> By selling vaults.

21:35

>> That's called capitalism, Charlie. But

21:36

they can't sell vaults if these peace

21:38

negotiations go through. So VaultTech

21:41

has the fiduciary responsibility to make

21:43

sure that it don't work out.

21:45

>> Yeah. How are they going to do that?

21:48

>> I don't know.

21:52

>> You remember that movie we did with

21:53

Johnny Morton?

21:55

>> You were the sheriff and I was some

21:56

generic Indian.

21:57

>> Come on, man. Don't say that. Tall Hand

21:58

Mud Lake could talk to horses. You

22:00

played him with grace and with dignity.

22:02

It was a great role for Morton played a

22:04

rancher who owned half of Missouri. And

22:06

what happens when the cattle ranchers

22:07

have more power than the sheriff?

22:08

>> The whole town burns down. The

22:10

>> whole town burns down.

22:11

>> Right.

22:11

>> Voltche is a trillion dollar company

22:12

that owns half of everything. And after

22:14

10 years of war, the US government is

22:16

broker than a joke. The cattle ranchers

22:18

are in charge. Coupe.

22:19

>> Oh, come on.

22:21

Unless the people do something about it.

22:23

>> I guess everything's a conspiracy,

22:25

right? Come on, man. You sound like

22:27

you're in a cult.

22:27

>> You're sitting here defending a system

22:28

that's ready to set the world on fire,

22:30

Cooper. Maybe you're the one in a cult.

22:37

Look,

22:39

you should come to a meeting. You should

22:41

learn the truth about where your wife

22:42

works.

22:47

for her sake.

23:01

>> Marcher, can I get one more?

23:13

>> Hello.

23:14

>> Hello. May I speak the bar, please? Who

23:16

is it?

23:17

>> It's Henry. Henry from the Voltec

23:19

Assistant Training Program. Is this Mr.

23:21

Cooper Howard?

23:22

>> Uh, I'm sorry, Henry, but my wife

23:24

prefers not to take work calls in the

23:25

evenings.

23:25

>> No, no, no. I'll just be

23:27

>> Okay. All right. Bye-bye.

23:28

>> I don't

23:29

>> Uh, that was Henry from work.

23:32

Do you have a a new assistant?

23:35

>> Yeah, I do.

23:36

>> Yeah. Is Jamie asleep?

23:38

>> Uh, she's reading Little House on the

23:40

Prairie to Roseville.

23:41

>> Ah, does she like it?

23:48

What?

23:50

>> It's going to be hard on her. That's

23:52

all.

23:54

>> What is

23:55

>> you know? No dogs in the vaults.

24:06

>> Says who?

24:09

>> H.

24:12

>> No dogs in the vault. says who?

24:16

>> Well,

24:18

that's just the um that's the policy.

24:22

>> Yeah, dogs eat meat. It's an avoidable

24:25

inefficiency.

24:29

>> Yeah,

24:34

that's not really the question, is it?

24:36

All I'm asking is who decided that there

24:39

were no dogs in the bowl? Well, I think

24:42

that is a relatively trivial concern

24:45

given the prerequisite conditions of us

24:47

living in a nuclear fallout shelter.

24:49

>> Well, you know, I'm not sure that it is

24:51

to be quite honest. What? I'm serious.

24:55

Who Who makes the rules? Because no dogs

24:59

allowed. That is a new rule. Somebody

25:01

decided that and didn't share it with

25:03

[ __ ] anyone.

25:06

I mean, what else do you have in store

25:07

for us? Are the Are the blue jumpsuits?

25:09

Are those mandatory? What if I don't

25:11

want to wear a blue jumpsuit? What if I

25:12

want to wear a green one?

25:13

>> So, the bomb falls and you want to know

25:14

about your wardrobe?

25:15

>> No, I want to know about my freedom. I

25:18

didn't go to war defending that freedom

25:19

so that I could live in a cellar under

25:21

the boot heel of Chairman Bud Ascens.

25:23

>> And while you were away at war,

25:26

I stayed home.

25:28

>> I know you did.

25:28

>> I was checking the mail every day. I was

25:31

waiting by the phone every night. And

25:33

every night, I was driving myself crazy,

25:36

imagining the worst. So, you do not need

25:38

to tell me how bad war is, Coupe. Every

25:41

day I go into work and I think about how

25:44

humanity can survive a nuclear event

25:47

that will wipe out 90% of life on Earth.

25:49

And I come home and you're talking to me

25:51

about hiding out at a ranch up in

25:52

Bakersfield.

25:54

Yeah, I don't even know what planet

25:56

you're on sometimes, Coupe. But when the

25:58

bombs drop, a two-hour drive ain't going

26:00

to cut it. So, yes, there will be no

26:04

dogs in the vault. And no, none of it is

26:06

ideal. But if billions of people are

26:09

going to lose their lives, I will do

26:11

whatever it takes to make sure the

26:12

people I love, that is you and that is

26:14

Janie, aren't among them.

26:19

I have worked hard to make sure we go

26:23

into a special vault for management

26:27

where we will oversee all of the other

26:29

vaults.

26:32

You don't get it. That is the best we

26:34

can possibly hope for

26:37

for Janie.

26:55

>> I'm sorry.

26:57

I know you always try to do the right

26:59

thing.

27:01

That's what I love about you.

27:18

And when you turn the little handle up

27:20

top, it all goes away.

27:23

>> Yep. That's how a toilet works.

27:26

>> Mhm.

27:27

>> I'm I'm actually from a vault.

27:29

>> You're what?

27:31

I'm from a vault.

27:32

>> So you are Goosey Mlan.

27:35

>> Oh no, no, it's it's Lucy.

27:42

>> Nope, it says Goosey.

27:46

But hey, that's something. You don't

27:48

meet a naturalb born vault dweller every

27:50

day. We're a dying breed.

27:52

>> Oh, you're you're from here.

27:54

>> Five generations and proud of it. Huh?

27:57

>> I just thought because

28:01

because so many uh people here seem to

28:04

be refugees from the surface.

28:06

>> Tell me about it. These people, am I

28:10

right?

28:13

I grabbed a moldy one.

28:14

>> What do you mean by that?

28:16

>> Well, you won't find anyone more

28:18

open-minded than me. But they come in

28:21

here with their smelly food and their

28:23

weird ideas.

28:26

They're from a vault. You get it? I

28:28

>> I don't understand. If you don't like

28:29

people from the surface, then why do you

28:31

keep taking them in?

28:32

>> It's a policy from before my time. But

28:34

these newcomers, let me tell you, if you

28:37

want to get elected, you have to respect

28:39

their traditions and tolerate them and

28:41

not call them surfies. It's awful. Well,

28:45

you don't take in surface dwellers in

28:46

your vault.

28:47

>> Well, to be honest,

28:50

no, we don't.

28:51

>> What is that like? No, I I think what

28:53

you're doing here is a really good

28:55

thing. I saw what was left of Shady

28:57

Sands and that entire city just

28:59

destroyed in an instant.

29:03

Some of these people lost everything

29:05

>> and that was a tragedy. So, we took our

29:08

share of the men and gave them a home

29:11

because it's what we do. But it's like

29:13

you can't make a funny joke about it

29:14

without offending these guys. I mean,

29:16

one funny joke I told on maybe 10

29:18

occasions.

29:20

>> What was the joke?

29:21

I forget. All I know is it was a huge

29:24

bomb.

29:27

>> Pretty good, right?

29:29

She doesn't get it. Any other questions?

29:33

>> I do have one. Uh, what's on level 12?

29:37

And why can't we go there?

29:39

>> We don't talk about that. Jeez, what's

29:41

the matter with you?

29:42

>> Sorry. I I

29:43

>> You should go now.

29:44

>> I only wanted to

29:45

>> Goodbye, Goosey.

29:53

Scuaddle.

30:42

Hey.

30:47

Where do you guys get your power from?

31:38

I see you found our fusion core.

31:44

How are we dressing to life down here?

31:47

>> Does it matter?

31:49

I'm leaving soon,

31:54

>> aren't I?

31:58

Some people who come here have a hard

32:00

time adjusting to finally feeling safe.

32:04

All the things you've had to do to

32:05

survive still fresh in your mind.

32:11

Trust doesn't come easily to those of us

32:13

with a guilty conscience.

32:20

Here, unit 428.

32:24

How about you sleep in a room of your

32:25

own tonight? Have a hot shower.

32:30

Nothing wrong with a little bit of

32:31

comfort.

32:39

And when you say hot shower, what does

32:41

that mean exactly?

33:03

High five.

33:59

out

34:11

tomatoes and mashed potatoes. Give me

34:15

the simple life.

34:17

A cottage small is all I'm after. Not

34:21

one that's spacious and wide. A house

34:25

that rings with joy and laughter and the

34:28

ones you love inside.

34:32

Some like the high road. I like the low

34:34

road. Free from the care and strife.

34:38

Sounds corny and yes indeed. Give me the

34:43

simple life.

34:52

I never was cut out to step and strut

34:55

out. Give me the simple life.

35:06

Just serve me tomatoes and mashed

35:09

potatoes. Give me the simple life. A

35:13

cottage small is all I'm

35:23

>> excuse me.

35:32

>> What is this?

36:58

It's almost starting.

37:17

Oh. Uh, excuse me. What's going on?

37:20

>> It's a surface dweller tradition. It can

37:22

get a little rambunctious for my taste.

37:27

>> You're welcome to come.

37:30

Sure.

37:59

Well, [ __ ]

38:01

A sail booker.

38:07

I heard it was a ghoul that [ __ ] up

38:09

that super duper mart. Nobody told me it

38:12

was the ghoul.

38:17

>> You boys know who you just brought in?

38:20

This son [ __ ] right here used to be the

38:22

best bounty hunter to ever shoot a man

38:24

in the ass.

38:26

>> Kids these days don't know their goddamn

38:27

history.

38:29

>> Say you got a needle in thread.

38:32

>> Sorry, we don't do a lot of knitting

38:34

around here.

38:35

>> It's called sewing.

38:37

I think I got some in my bag.

38:46

Would

38:59

you mind?

39:02

I come on now. Sorrow. We old friends,

39:05

ain't we?

39:15

Look at you. 200 years.

39:18

I don't know what keeps you going. Maybe

39:22

you just like the feeling of that good

39:24

old California sunshine on your wrinkly

39:27

ass face.

39:31

Or maybe

39:33

you're still looking for her.

39:38

Well, Sorl, I can confidently cross one

39:41

reason off that list for you. I sure as

39:44

hell ain't still alive so that I can

39:46

have unintelligent conversations with

39:48

[ __ ] like yourself.

39:52

>> Mind your [ __ ] mouth. That's the

39:55

president of the government you're

39:56

talking to.

40:04

>> You a president now?

40:06

Don't say why not.

40:08

>> Well, then you might want to hire a

40:09

publicist cuz this is the first I'm

40:11

hearing about this outfit. And what I am

40:14

hearing is a whole lot of chatter about

40:17

some woman name.

40:24

>> They call her the flame mother.

40:27

>> Now that [ __ ] is dangerous.

40:29

>> Well, when it comes to leadership these

40:31

days, dangerous is what they call a

40:33

prerequisite. Somebody's got to step up

40:35

and bring some order around here.

40:38

>> You know why these boys brought you in?

40:40

>> Cuz I [ __ ] up a poor defenseless gang

40:42

affiliated organ dealership.

40:44

>> Yep.

40:46

>> Now, I've always liked you.

40:47

>> Well, I've always liked you.

40:49

>> Well, ain't that sweet. But that super

40:51

duper mart you gutted was under our

40:53

protection.

40:55

So, if I wanted to let you go scot-free,

40:59

folks might lose faith about what we're

41:01

trying to do here. And then what?

41:04

>> Anarchy in the streets.

41:06

>> Exactly.

41:08

Are you got anything to say in your

41:10

defense?

41:12

>> Guilty as Charles. Just like that.

41:16

Just like that.

41:20

Now, if you need any more evidence, I

41:22

can tell you about this town I just shot

41:23

up. Philly. Oh, I must have killed nine

41:27

or 10 people.

41:29

>> My daddy lives at Philly. Well, not no

41:32

more he don't. Unless he's a coward.

41:35

>> Don't take the bait, son.

41:37

>> Well, I ain't fishing. I'm just trying

41:39

to game this out now. In my experience,

41:42

the apple tends not to fall too far from

41:45

the tree.

41:47

Is that true in your case?

41:49

>> My daddy ain't no coward.

41:52

Well, then I guess the only question is,

41:56

are you

42:00

Sheriff Rex?

42:02

Take Sheriff Troy's guns away.

42:07

Very presidential of you.

42:11

Take him out back and feed them to the

42:13

hogs.

42:34

God damn it.

42:37

I got one question for you, old buddy.

42:40

Why

42:45

do you have this picture on your wall?

42:48

That's Mulaver.

42:52

Why?

42:55

That's not how I remember her as all.

42:59

Yeah.

43:01

Well, how do you remember her?

43:43

the best.

43:47

Come on.

43:56

Come on.

44:33

Heat.

44:51

Heat.

45:19

Heat. Heat.

45:52

Thanks for coming. Yeah, we'll see if I

45:53

stay. You'll stay.

46:09

>> Lame mother, we remember.

46:11

>> Mother, we remember.

46:14

>> Bring back the past as we remember.

46:17

>> Bring back the past as we remember.

46:19

>> We bring back Shady Sands. As we bring

46:22

back Jesus,

46:23

>> as we remember,

46:25

>> As we bring back those taken from us,

46:28

>> we bring back those taken from us.

46:30

>> We bring back those taken from us.

46:32

>> We bring those

46:34

>> by covering ourselves in their ashes.

46:39

>> We bring back those taken from us. By

46:42

covering ourselves in their ashes.

46:46

>> To bring back Shady Sands, blood must

46:48

spill.

46:51

Blood must

46:52

>> I think there's somebody you should

46:53

meet.

46:54

>> Yeah. Who's that?

46:54

>> Blood must spill.

46:56

>> Blood must spill.

46:57

>> Blood must spill.

46:58

>> Blood must spill.

47:00

>> Blood must spill.

47:01

>> Bring back shady sands. Blood must

47:04

spill.

47:04

>> Bring back shady sand. Blood must spill.

47:07

>> Oh flame mother.

47:08

>> Oh flame mother.

47:09

>> Oh flame mother. You will be our

47:11

salvation.

47:12

>> Oh flame mother. You be our salvation.

47:19

Mr. Howard,

47:28

you are salvation.

47:31

I'm a big fan.

47:58

Titus,

48:02

>> we need to talk.

48:05

>> Yes,

48:08

>> you were right about this place. No, you

48:12

were right. Check this out. These are

48:14

called oysters. You want one? They make

48:16

you feel so good. Do you want to make my

48:18

[ __ ] explode now?

48:20

>> What?

48:20

>> Sorry. Intercourse.

48:22

>> No, Titus.

48:24

No, we need to leave right now. These

48:27

people are insane.

48:28

>> Yeah, they're like you. A little weird,

48:30

but nice.

48:32

>> Plus my arm. You know, I really I ought

48:33

to give it a little more time.

48:38

>> Okay. Titus, look, I get why you'd want

48:42

to stay, okay? I really do. I I know

48:45

this must all seem really nice compared

48:47

to the the shoot show that's up there. I

48:50

wouldn't blame you if you wanted to go

48:51

back in our deal and and just be

48:53

somewhere that is good and safe.

48:58

But this isn't it.

48:59

>> They gave me a robe.

49:01

>> I know.

49:02

>> And slippers.

49:05

>> These people are hiding something from

49:07

us. I'm going to prove it to you. Okay,

49:09

I'm not leaving without you.

50:10

Heat. Heat.

50:26

He doesn't want to take

50:35

doesn't want to

50:45

Doesn't sound

51:50

Okay.

51:56

No.

53:15

I'm glad you're all right.

53:18

I saw the door was open. I worried one

53:20

of you might have gotten out.

53:36

>> Hello

53:40

Run

54:06

Go.

54:22

No. You're crazy. You people are crazy.

54:27

Your entire culture is insane.

54:30

>> I'm sure if we came to your home, we

54:31

would say the same thing.

54:34

Ow.

54:55

I'm tickled pink that things are rosy

55:01

and skies are blue once again.

55:05

Let the bygon

55:08

go by.

55:11

No more will I

55:14

sigh or cry.

55:18

I'm tickled pink. The moon is yellow

55:23

and I'm your fellow tonight.

55:28

Soon we'll

55:30

red day

55:33

when I will pop the question and you say

55:37

okay

55:39

say then we'll be married in the month

55:42

of May.

55:46

>> I'm tickled pink that things are rosy

55:52

and skies are blue once again.

55:56

Let the guns go fly by.

56:02

No more will I

56:05

sigh or cry.

56:09

I'm tickled pink. The moon is yellow

56:15

and I'm your fellow

56:20

soon

56:21

that red letter day

56:25

when I will pop the question and you say

56:29

okay

56:31

then we'll be married in the month of

56:34

May.

57:10

I don't want shoulder.

57:16

Wonderful.

Interactive Summary

The video transcript details a conversation within a Vault-Tec vault, focusing on the lifestyle and potential dangers of living underground. It introduces Cooper Howard, a movie star turned Vault-Tech spokesman, who promotes the idea of a utopian underground society. The narrative also touches upon the personal struggles and relationships of the characters, particularly concerning family and survival in a post-apocalyptic world. There are elements of mystery and suspicion, especially regarding the secrets held within Vault 4 and the true intentions of Vault-Tech.

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