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>> The Joe Rogan Experience.

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>> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY

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NIGHT. All day.

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>> We're rolling. What's up, John Cena in

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the [ __ ] house on? Yeah.

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>> Yeah. Let's put these on. Pretend we're

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professional. What's up? Good to see

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you, man.

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>> Thanks so much for having me. Appreciate

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my pleasure being here.

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>> And there's no way I'm having a pro

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wrestler on without Tony Hinchcliffe.

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possible. He's the expert. He knows more

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about pro wrestling than I know about

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UFC.

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>> Yeah, sometimes I translate little

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things here and there.

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>> That's cool. It's all right.

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>> Yeah, he has to. He has to. And he's a

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giant fan of yours, too. You know, a

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giant fan of yours is Brian Simpson.

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Brian Simpson was going on last night

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about how intelligent you are. It was

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really interesting, you know.

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>> Sure was me.

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>> Yeah, man.

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>> Well, you do speak [ __ ] Mandarin,

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which is kind of crazy.

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>> Uh, yeah. Yeah.

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>> How long did it take you to learn that?

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Uh man, I I was I was doing that for

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quite a long time. I've since kind of um

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kind of declined on the studies. Uh I a

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wonderful takeaway from the study of

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Mandarin. Um just because you know a

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language doesn't mean you know the

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culture.

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>> Ah

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>> so that was a fantastic experience with

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I but I I studied Mandarin for like a

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decade and I would say like um not even

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conversationally fluent. It was a really

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tough hill to climb for me. But it seems

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like a really big hill.

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>> Just it's it's just different. You know,

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you get used to the language and the

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structure.

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>> You read it, you know, the reading.

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>> No, I didn't even bother to read and uh

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like reading all the characters,

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understanding everything. Yeah.

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>> How long did it take you to learn?

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>> Around 10 years.

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>> Whoa.

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>> Yeah. And then like I mean I I would

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dream in Mandarin and like have

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conversations and kick down and that. So

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it became like a like a a second

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language. But you know I I lived in

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China for a little bit. I filmed a movie

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with Jackie Chan. So I was there for

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like six or seven months. I lived there

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in um man we were in Inner Mongolia,

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Yinchuan Province. So like like in

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China.

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>> Wow.

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>> And uh it was fun. Yeah. Yeah.

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>> You were in Mongolia.

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>> Inner Inner Mongolia. Yeah.

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>> What's the difference?

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>> Uh I don't know cuz I've never I've

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never been in Mongolia, but Inner

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Mongolia was uh man I was I was the only

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person that looked like me there. Uh and

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everyone would say look it's it's big

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white guy Hyundai Byron. and that would

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call me.

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>> Wow.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Wow. So, what motivated you to learn

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that? It seems like such a task.

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>> Honestly, man, it was everything in my

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life seems to be wrestling related. It

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was wrestling related. Like WWE's um

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reach spread everywhere. I mean, I' I've

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been able to lucky enough to perform

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everywhere from like Moscow,

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Philippines, South Africa, Bangor,

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Maine, you every place in between except

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China. China was like the one place that

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didn't understand what we did. So it

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it's literally like it's a it's a

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universal language because you can turn

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it's like UFC like you turn the volume

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down but you can see like oh this is two

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guys best guy wins. I get it. Uh ch the

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Chinese didn't get it. So I figured if

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like one of our superstars spoke the

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language maybe that would help break

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down the barrier. And we got in

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>> your idea.

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>> Uh it was my idea but the WWE offers and

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I think they still offer it. they they

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offer a free second language program. So

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like when they rolled out the initiative

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of like financial advice and um you know

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uh they'll pay for portions of your

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secondary education and free second

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language. This is like 2011

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2012 big talent meeting in like an

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auditorium. I'm one of the old guys at

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the time sitting in the front being like

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these kids don't know how good they have

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it. I should stand up and tell them to

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like no [ __ ] that. I'm actually going to

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lead by example and take a language. So

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I signed up right then then and there

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for China Chinese because I wanted to

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get us into China.

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>> Wow.

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>> And like I said, it worked, but it kind

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of only worked. And they I think I think

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actually right now China is experiencing

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what wrestling is to them cuz like

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there's I've read articles that there's

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promotions over there that are thriving.

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So like now they get it.

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>> Oh, so they have their own promotions.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. This is a fairly recent

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thing,

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>> I think. So, like I just read recent

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articles that like pro wrestling is

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thriving in China and they have their

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own like their own way of doing it.

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>> Wow.

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>> Yeah. Yeah.

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>> Wow. That's wild. It's wild how like

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expansive the pro wrestling business is

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that they would be that o-minded to say

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like let's let's give second language

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programs to the athletes.

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>> Well, and you know, I just it's it's

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weird. The origins of the business are

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carnival related. it as like a carnival

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attraction and then uh it it was like

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ruthlessly territorial

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>> and then when it became national it was

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still trying to find its way. It's it's

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almost like you see pro sports doing it.

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You know the more a sport succeeds the

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more benefits they offer to their

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competitors and athletes. So you know

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WWE kind of hit that stride. Yeah.

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>> It's just such a smart thing to do you

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know.

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>> Yeah. Well, you give your ch give your

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talent the opportunities to to gain

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knowledge and and wisdom. And the sad

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thing is I don't know how many people

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did it or or do it still, you know.

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>> Was there anybody other than you that

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you know of that

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>> two other people?

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>> Who?

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>> Uh Clauddio Castnoli who speaks I think

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four or five languages already and he

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just wanted to take like a brush up

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course and uh Natty Nightheart.

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>> Wow.

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>> Yeah,

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>> that's it. Everybody else is like

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>> not going to do it.

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>> Too much work.

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>> Yeah. What was the not knowing the

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culture aspect of that?

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>> So, man, I got I got put in a bit of a

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hot spot with um uh I I I I made a a

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pack to myself when I was like, "Okay, I

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feel fluent." We would do these global

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press tours and I just happened to be on

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a global press tour and I'm like, "You

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know what? I'm going to do 70% of my

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media in Mandarin, like in dialogue."

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And I got to say, I did it. Like I went

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over there, spoke, people were taking

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off the translator headphones. Like life

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was good, everything was great. And at

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the very end of the day, as with all

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these press tours, you do like a bunch

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of prompter reads. So I'm doing prompter

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reads for everywhere. And it's like, um,

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hey, go this place and see this movie.

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Go this place and see this movie. And

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no, my bad. I didn't check the reads

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because it's like an end of a 10-hour

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day. You do a million of these things.

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And one of them said like, "Hey, uh,

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Taiwan, see this this and and uh the the

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it was all in Mandarin and the opinion

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described Taiwan as a country. So be the

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first country to see this." Now over

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there, they they look through a

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different lens like geopolitics are

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murky waters, man. And that's what when

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I learned of like I just said it, left,

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everybody was cool, I did my thing. Like

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I I read the prompt. It was like a Ron

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Burgundy moment. Like go [ __ ] yourself,

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San Diego. was like the most offensive

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thing you can say.

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>> So I'm like, man, you know, good job,

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John. You you said you you did 70% and

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people understood what you were talking

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about. And then they put that out and

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everybody was like, what the [ __ ] did

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you just say? We don't that's not how we

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do it over here. And again, just cuz

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like my takeaway and it was a it it was

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a pretty tense moment for me. Like I had

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to apologize to China. And in

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apologizing to China, I I pissed off my

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home country. I'm a patriot. I love the

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United States of America and everything

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it stands for, but like no one it was

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never enough. Nobody was happy.

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Everybody was [ __ ] up. And it was it

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was it was like murky waters for me

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personally. And I it was weird. Like I'm

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the I think I might have been the only

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guy almost to get cancelceled for doing

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his homework,

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>> you know, like for trying to like learn

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like learn and and try to do something.

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But the cool takeaway, you know, we can

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learn from every mistake. My mistake was

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just because you know the language

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doesn't mean you know the culture. Do

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they even refer to as Taiwan? I think

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they referred to as Chinese Taipei,

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right?

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>> Man, what was in the I know what I read

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in in the thing. So that's again I don't

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know enough depth to know

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>> that and now like people like oh man can

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you can you speak Mandarin for this? I

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just won't do it.

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>> It's a skill that I have and it's but

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it's a skill that's going to remain with

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me because it's I don't understand. I

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don't have the depth of field to know

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what to call that place in that region

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of the world and I haven't done enough

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research and I don't have the wisdom and

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I don't have like the the cultural

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fluency, you know.

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>> So, it was a cool lesson. It it sucked

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>> cuz I thought I was just trying to do

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something good, but it was it was a cool

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lesson.

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>> Was it really that big of a deal,

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>> man? I thought like I I I was filming

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Peacemaker season 1 and when they came

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out with all of this stuff, I went

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directly to James Gunn and was like,

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"Hey man, if you have to fire me, I I

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understand."

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>> Wow.

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>> And uh

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>> it was that serious. But it wasn't even

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words that you wrote. Someone the WWE

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wrote it.

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>> That doesn't No, no, it was it was for

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the movie I was promoting,

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>> right? So the movie the people that made

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the movie wrote it. So I don't know like

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when you do these press tours let's say

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if I'm doing a movie for Warner Brothers

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let's say let's use Peacemaker as an

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example I'm doing a global Peacemaker

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tour

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>> and we go into China or we go into South

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America

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>> you meet like the PR person there and

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they have all the stuff you're supposed

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to do and they curate your experience

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and they hold your hand you like okay

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now we're going to go to this station

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then by the way they just want you to do

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some shoutouts. So anytime I go anywhere

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globally now,

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as much as I want to um thank fans for

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their attention and you know investing

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in the product, I really shy away from

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like speaking the language because I

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don't understand the cultural nuance.

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You know, I just I just want to be like,

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yo, thanks for watching what we do and I

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love the fact that you're entertained,

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>> but I want to speak to you at a level

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that I understand that I'm fluent cuz

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your boots on the ground here every day

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and I might say something that's a nice

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gesture but completely [ __ ] offend

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you. And that's that's not good. That's

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not good for anybody.

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>> So, was the teleprompter in English and

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you translate to

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>> No, everything was in Mandarin. And in

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uh in Chinese, they have the characters,

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which are virtually impossible for me to

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learn. There's like an infinite number,

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but they have they also have what's

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called pin yin, which is it's kind of

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spelled out in English with phonetics.

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So, it has the four tones.

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>> Okay.

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>> So, if you were to put something in

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front of me in pinion right now, I could

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definitely read it.

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>> And I got good at reading pin yin. So I

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was like, man, I could I could send all

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these messages in manner and then more

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people will know about this movie and

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more people will know about me and more

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people will know about wrestling and

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more people be excited. Looked good on

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paper. It just my followrough was a bit

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weak. You know,

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>> it doesn't even seem like that was your

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fault,

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>> right? It's probably a PR's assistant

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assistant that's type that's probably in

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charge of doing the grunt work of typing

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in all the different languages and the

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different countries. Like it's tedious.

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you uh uh from from what I know I know

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I'm going to learn a lot about you guys

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in this episode, but from what I know

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about you, you're you're into looking at

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looking at things through different

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lenses and different perspectives. It

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also could have been somebody being like

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I'm going to get this kid.

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>> Oo,

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>> but here's the thing. I I do appreciate

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you saying like it's not your fault.

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That's not true. It was my fault. And I

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think that's when I can start to work on

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like, well, what did I learn from this?

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And I could easily blame a PR, an

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assistant. I could say somebody had a

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target on my back. All that stuff. I

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[ __ ] up.

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>> Did you suspect that somebody might have

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set you up?

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>> No.

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>> Well, you're saying it like it's a

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possibility.

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>> Well, man, when it happened, every every

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theory came like here's the thing. The

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world doesn't revolve around me, but my

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little world, everybody was like, "They

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[ __ ] up. They did this on purpose." I

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was like, "Well, first of all, who's

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they?" So, I was able to kind of

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eliminate all that. And once I realized

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I could still go on working, uh, I I

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really made a lot of people angry. And

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for that, that then I'm sorry. Like

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again, I was just trying to

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>> That's crazy just by saying that

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Taiwan's a country

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>> in in Chinese though,

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>> right?

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>> You know, like those are murky waters to

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begin with, you know, like I

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>> I'm not even thoroughly fluent on the US

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policy. I think it's like

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>> like a territorial ambiguity or some

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[ __ ] like that. Like it's it's so weird

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and it's it's so fragile and

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>> I I uh I got into some water I shouldn't

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have been swimming in. But that's that's

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on me. It's not it was my fault

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>> and and I think that's important for me

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to bear the burden of that and be like,

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"Yo, what how can I course correct? What

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did I learn? Who do I really really

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genuinely have to apologize for

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offending?" The the biggest thing that

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was a kick to the nuts is when like

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people state side got pissed off

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>> because you apologized.

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>> Yes. in in Chinese and and I understand

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it. I mean, completely like

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>> bowing down to the demand of this that

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gosh, what a what a shitty move by me.

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Like I just I should have taken a

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breath. Again, what did I learn? Don't

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be reactive.

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>> Mhm.

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>> Take a breath, find out what's going on,

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find out the best path of action, maybe

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give it a few days, maybe give it a hot

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second, um,

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>> and then move forward. But immediately I

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was like, "Oh, they're mad. You want us

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to do this? Fine, no problem. I'll fix

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it right now. Man, that not only did I

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not try to fix the hole in the boat, I

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sunk the Titanic. So, it was But again,

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it was a learning experience.

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>> Well, it speaks to your character that

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you don't blame anybody else cuz I blame

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everybody else. I'm like, who [ __ ]

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wrote that?

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Don't you don't you know what you're

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saying or what you're making me say?

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>> Uh, the the release you guys have for

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the show, I I read it and you're

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>> You might be the only person. So that

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was that was whoever handed it to me.

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That was what they said. Like I think

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you might be the only person that's ever

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read it.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Man, if if if you're gonna if you're

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gonna take liberties with me, at least I

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want to be able to read that you are.

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>> Right.

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>> You know what I'm saying? And I I can't

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say I'm perfect with doing that, but

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like I was handed a release. I'm like,

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"Man, can I just glance this over for

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Oh, this says what I think it says.

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Okay, let's go."

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>> Trump didn't even read it. Just

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[Laughter]

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>> to each their own.

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>> Yeah. know it's very smart of you to

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read it. You know who who knows, you

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know.

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>> Who knows?

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>> So, this is uh Tony, is this is this the

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full trifecta now? Is like if you've

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gotten all of your heroes on this

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podcast now?

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>> There's a couple more we could knock off

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out of the pro wrestling world. There's

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a couple more.

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>> Talk, if if you don't mind, if I can

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indulge, talk pro wrestling heroes. Who

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Who do we need to knock off? Who do we

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need?

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>> Well, I mean, in all reality, and it's a

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diabolical diabolical And he can he kind

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of invite he you can't you can invite

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anyone you want in here. You just kind

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of got to get him the wish list.

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>> I mean you got to you got to start with

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the number one without a doubt Vince

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McMahon who started this gangster [ __ ]

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and spread it around.

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>> I would definitely have him is a little

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>> man I he would be great.

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>> Yes.

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>> I whatever magic you have out there and

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you have a lot of gravity.

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>> Do you think he'd be interested in doing

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it?

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>> Are you kidding me? I think he would

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love it.

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>> Really?

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>> I think he would love it. I I don't know

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when the right time is,

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>> but man, don't don't miss out on that.

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At least at least send it out to the

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universe.

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>> Yeah. Well, I would definitely Vince, if

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you're listening,

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>> Vince, if you're listening,

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>> let's go.

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>> I think this would be a great I think

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this experience would be a great one for

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you.

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>> Is he still involved? Is he out? Is he

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in? He's out.

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>> He's out.

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>> He's out totally.

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>> Yep.

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>> It seems like he's a guy that'll be out

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for a little while and then something

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will happen that'll bring him back in.

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>> No, I Well,

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>> well,

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>> I don't know. again. That's that's way

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we were talking about like

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>> why is your last event in this place?

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I'm like, man, because I don't choose

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the events. Like I don't that all that

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stuff is so far above me, but I know now

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he's out. I I in my eyes, I I'd like to

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think that like time heals everything

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and I believe in forgiveness and uh I

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also believe in like looking at the body

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of work, but I also know there's a lot

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of fragile stuff going on there. I don't

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know. I don't know, man. I don't know.

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Yeah, it's a hot subject. It It can get

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us into another Chinese Taipei incident.

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>> Well, no, no, I man, I'm I'm again I've

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I've learned to become a little bit more

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accountable for for what I say and and

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just how just because I feel a certain

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way about a person doesn't exonerate

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them from being accountable for their

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actions,

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>> right?

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>> And just because

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>> he did start quote unquote all this

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gangster [ __ ]

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>> uh that doesn't that doesn't mean he

16:07

doesn't need to be accountable for his

16:08

actions. So, let's let's figure out what

16:10

that means and then figure out if we can

16:13

if we can move forward and and and bring

16:15

that back in the fold or if if it stays

16:17

the way it is.

16:18

>> What do you think, Tony? You think he's

16:19

coming back?

16:20

>> I think he would come here.

16:21

>> Yeah, I think he would come here, too.

16:23

And I think he you know, that's one of

16:24

the more entertaining people of all

16:26

time. He created the entire universe.

16:28

So, you got to remember Hogan's Hogan

16:30

because of him. Cena is seen because of

16:32

him.

16:33

>> Yeah. Every single stone cold he's like,

16:34

"That sounds good. Yeah, keep it going.

16:37

We'll do the glass breaks thing and

16:38

they'll throw you beers. I like it.

16:39

Let's do it again next week. So

16:41

everything that we think

16:42

>> when he sits here, you got to do that

16:44

impression.

16:44

>> Yeah.

16:46

>> Yeah. Uh

16:48

yeah. Stone Cold's another one that

16:50

hasn't been on.

16:51

>> Steve would be great. I think you you

16:53

would

16:54

>> you would dig Steve.

16:55

>> Oh yeah,

16:55

>> I'm sure. Yeah. He lives out here, too,

16:57

doesn't he?

16:57

>> Yep.

16:58

>> Does he?

16:59

>> Well, actually, no.

17:00

>> Doesn't he have a ranch out here?

17:01

>> I think he does somewhere. I

17:02

>> think he does.

17:03

>> Yeah, but I think he's based out of

17:05

somewhere else now. New Mexico or

17:07

Arizona. He's on the He like He's like

17:09

kind of cool and reclusive. He like

17:12

doesn't really do a lot. It's amazing.

17:14

>> He'd be a good get and I I'm pretty I

17:16

guarantee you he would do it. Yeah.

17:17

>> Steve, if you're I know you're watching.

17:19

Come on.

17:20

>> Come on. Come on in.

17:21

>> Let's talk Let's talk some wrestling.

17:23

>> The man. I mean, everyone has him on

17:25

the, you know, the Mount Rushmore. Uh

17:28

Triple H, who runs it now, the

17:30

son-in-law of Vince McMahon. Yeah.

17:33

>> I mean, he runs the entire thing. I

17:35

mean, you want you want answers to those

17:37

highle questions. There's your guy.

17:39

>> Yeah,

17:39

>> that's the guy you need to get in. A lot

17:40

of the stuff you'll probably you

17:41

probably ask today, I'll be like,

17:42

"That's way above my pay grade."

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get started. Well, you don't if you

19:16

don't know the history, Tony at one

19:18

point in time was offered a job with the

19:20

WWE before he really made it.

19:22

>> No way.

19:22

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was offered a job

19:24

to write for the WWE because, you know,

19:27

Tony was a giant pro wrestling fan and

19:30

you know, he'd already had a Netflix

19:31

special so he was known as a Before

19:34

that.

19:34

>> Was it before the Netflix special?

19:36

>> The first one? The one that you released

19:38

yourself?

19:38

>> Yeah.

19:39

>> Really?

19:39

>> Yeah. It was only a couple years into me

19:41

doing standup like seven nights a week

19:43

at the comedy store all the time. And

19:45

somehow I ended up someone's like, "Hey,

19:47

I have a friend in WWE if you want to

19:49

have a meeting with them and just talk."

19:50

And I went in with straight up ideas.

19:53

This that the undertaker's brother comes

19:56

back again. This that the next like

19:58

everything back and forth. I can't even

20:00

remember any of them. It's been so long.

20:01

But I went in with the whole thing. This

20:03

guy's like, "Where the hell did you like

20:05

what? This is crazy. You just like did

20:07

this." I'm like, "Yeah, I found out a

20:09

couple days ago we were going to talk."

20:10

So, but yeah, they offered it, but I

20:14

would have had to move to Connecticut

20:15

and take a train to New York every night

20:18

to do go do standup. And that would have

20:20

just been exhausting. And everything I

20:22

heard because Patrice O'Neal, the late

20:24

great Patrice O'Neal, wrote for WWE for

20:26

a while.

20:27

>> Did he really?

20:28

>> Yeah. Yeah. For like a couple years, I

20:30

think.

20:30

>> What did he just wrote lines for them?

20:32

Like, what did he do?

20:33

>> The whole shebang. When you're a WWE

20:35

writer, they they make you write. It's

20:37

not like a cute job at all. No, there's

20:40

a lot of there's a lot of television or

20:42

there's a lot of content every week.

20:43

>> Yeah.

20:44

>> Right now, I think they got they have

20:45

three weekly shows.

20:48

>> So, that's 20 I think one of them's

20:50

going back to three hours, 16 like it's

20:52

like 50 segments of TV.

20:54

>> Yeah.

20:55

>> Every week.

20:55

>> Yeah. But I remember when you were

20:57

talking about it.

20:58

>> Yeah.

20:58

>> When you're talking about potentially

21:00

doing it, I was like,

21:01

>> Yeah. It was tricky.

21:02

>> And I was like, dude, you do not want to

21:04

live in Connecticut.

21:05

>> No. That's the main thing. If it was

21:07

anywhere else other than Connecticut, it

21:09

kind of m would have made more sense. If

21:11

it was in New York City, it would have

21:13

been a no-brainer. If it was in LA,

21:15

definitely.

21:16

>> But like, fast forward now. You're

21:18

you're more and more involved.

21:19

>> Yes.

21:20

>> Well, this is the crazy thing. Like, we

21:21

had talked like during the the old days,

21:24

like we would talk in the green room.

21:25

I'd be like, that would be your ultimate

21:28

dream job, like to make it as a comedian

21:30

and somehow be involved in the UFC the

21:32

way I or excuse me, in WWE the way I'm

21:34

involved in the UFC. like very similar.

21:37

>> Yeah, it's look

21:38

>> crazy. It's insane.

21:41

>> I'm going tomorrow night. I'm going to

21:42

be in the front row at the arena in my

21:45

hometown.

21:46

>> Are they here at the moment?

21:47

>> Oh, man.

21:48

>> Are you messing with me? Are you going

21:49

to Is your music going to hit your

21:51

>> No, I'm not there. I'm I got one.

21:53

>> This is what This is what they do, by

21:54

the way.

21:55

>> Oh, yeah.

21:55

>> Oh, yeah. This is what I didn't even

21:57

know they were going to be in town.

21:58

>> He's correct. There's a lot of You mess

22:01

with people. You're right. But then

22:03

somebody like me will actually shoot you

22:05

straight and be like, "I'm not going to

22:06

be there and I won't be there." And

22:07

you'll be like, "Ah, now I'm just I'm

22:09

building the equity for people to mess

22:10

with people." I'm giving 20 20 mulligans

22:13

out there

22:13

>> tomorrow.

22:16

Not a chance.

22:16

>> Exactly. I heard a great story. You'll

22:18

probably love this. You might even know

22:20

this story, but um the Undertaker, his

22:23

wife, and his podcast co-host went to

22:25

Wrestlemania. They're up in a fancy

22:27

suite. This was um which one was it? The

22:30

Rock made an appearance. Did you? Yes,

22:33

you were there, right? This that huge

22:35

finish at Wrestlemania like three years

22:37

ago where it was just boom boom boom

22:39

boom and all these legends were coming

22:41

out this huge finish just like they they

22:44

can't even like follow it. The ultimate

22:46

climax of a Wrestlemania and one

22:49

wrestler comes out interrupts this huge

22:51

main event and then another one then

22:52

another one. Anyway, the Undertaker, his

22:54

wife and his podcast co-host were up in

22:55

the suite. Undertaker goes, "I'm going

22:57

to go use the restroom." They're like,

22:58

"He's been gone a while." The lights go

23:01

out, the bell tools. They're watching

23:02

from the suite. He's been gone for like

23:04

10 minutes, 20 minutes. He went and

23:06

changed real quick. And then now he's

23:07

>> came out as the Undertaker.

23:08

>> Yeah. Came out as the Undertaker.

23:10

They're in the suite like, "OH MY GOD,

23:11

IT'S the Undertaker."

23:13

>> Like they don't tell anybody. It's so

23:15

old school and awesome that they keep

23:17

secrets so locked up that their own

23:20

loved ones, his wife, didn't even know.

23:23

>> That's hilarious. That is so crazy.

23:26

>> It's It's fun to be able to surprise a

23:28

live audience. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I mean,

23:30

it's got to be a big part of it. How did

23:32

you get involved in pro wrestling? Were

23:34

you Were you a fan as a kid and then?

23:36

>> I sure was. I I think we have the same

23:38

gravity of like, man, I was a super fan

23:41

as a kid, but then I fell out of it

23:43

admittedly kind of when Hogan went to

23:46

WCW.

23:48

Um, so like I was into wrestling and

23:50

then I wasn't. Then I got into sports or

23:52

whatever. Uh, and then I got back into

23:55

wrestling when everyone else did when

23:56

like Stone Cold Steve Austin became big.

23:58

the rock became big. The attitude era

24:00

hit

24:01

>> and I was just um working a dead end job

24:03

over at Gold's Gym Venice and like

24:05

didn't know what I wanted to do with my

24:06

life.

24:07

>> How old were you?

24:08

>> Uh 21.

24:09

>> Wow.

24:10

>> 21. I'd moved out to to California not

24:12

to be famous or anything. My degree was

24:14

in Kinesise and I wanted to like that

24:17

was the center of the fitness universe

24:18

in 99 2000. So like all equipment

24:22

manufacturers are there. I'm like, man,

24:24

I'll go get a job with Hammer Strength

24:25

or Cybex or like

24:27

>> maybe Golds or like put that piece of

24:29

paper to on the wall to to like get a

24:31

good paying job. It did not work.

24:34

>> So, I ended up like front desk cleaning

24:36

toilets, selling protein bars in that

24:38

order. So, don't ever buy a protein bar.

24:40

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But

24:41

no, I was kind of like a jack of all

24:43

trades over there. Um and a a friend of

24:46

mine, um Chris Bell and Mark Bell.

24:48

>> Oh, I know those guys.

24:49

>> Yeah. Yeah. They literally were like,

24:50

"Dude, you talk about WWF all the time.

24:53

You know, we train down in Orange

24:55

County." And at that time, Chris Bell

24:56

was kind of like writing for this

24:58

promotion.

24:59

>> Like, would you want to do it? And I,

25:01

man, I that doesn't happen without them

25:04

accidentally saying like, "Yo, we we

25:06

trained to do this." So,

25:08

>> his documentaries are [ __ ]

25:09

incredible. Bigger, stronger, faster.

25:11

>> And then the other one, the pill one.

25:13

What was that one called?

25:14

>> Magic pill. No. What was the one the the

25:16

addiction one

25:18

uh that Chris released? But um Bigger,

25:21

Stronger, Faster is such a [ __ ] great

25:23

documentary.

25:24

>> The Bell family. I've been I've been

25:25

friends with them for a long time.

25:26

>> Great guys.

25:27

>> Yeah,

25:28

>> that that documentary like blew the lid

25:30

off of like the reality of steroids.

25:33

Prescription Thugscription is another

25:34

great one.

25:36

>> Yeah. Crazy thing is he got addicted to

25:38

pills while he was doing that because he

25:40

had surgery while he was doing that and

25:42

got addicted to pills while he's making

25:44

a [ __ ] documentary on people being

25:47

addicted to pills. That's how potent

25:49

pills are. A guy making a documentary

25:52

about addiction.

25:54

He just thinks, "Well, I'm just taking

25:56

these cuz I got hip surgery and I'm in

25:57

in [ __ ] agony." And then gets hooked.

26:00

>> Oh, yeah.

26:00

>> Like that's how crazy it is.

26:02

>> Yeah. They're strong.

26:04

>> Yeah. I would imagine.

26:06

Did you ever have an issue?

26:08

>> No. No. As a matter of fact, uh I've

26:11

I've had fusion in my neck, right pec

26:14

completely detached, reattached, both

26:16

triceps reattached. Uh both triceps

26:19

scoped.

26:20

>> Um

26:22

nose relocated. Like I I got I probably

26:24

I'm in like 10 physical surgeries where

26:27

they got to go and correct something.

26:29

Never taken one uh pain pill.

26:31

>> Wow. I have all the prescriptions in the

26:34

bottom drawer of my house filled. And

26:36

and it's weird because at every

26:39

facility, the first thing they the first

26:41

hill they climb is pain management.

26:43

>> You wake up from anesthesia, you're like

26:46

gray and murky. And I've been in a bunch

26:48

of surgeries at a bunch of different

26:49

facilities. The protocol is always the

26:51

same. Do you want something for the

26:52

pain? Here, we got to make sure you take

26:54

this with you because you're not in any

26:55

pain.

26:56

>> Yeah. Like I I understand because you if

26:59

you leave, if you're feeling okay, maybe

27:01

you're high off adrenaline, I don't

27:02

know. And then the operation sets in of

27:04

like, holy [ __ ] this is a 10 out of 10.

27:07

I can't I need something. I get that.

27:11

But I I guess from falling down and

27:13

hurting my body a lot, like I know my

27:15

pain threshold.

27:16

>> Yeah. And when I the the worst one was

27:19

probably the putting the whole pec back

27:21

on and then attaching it, but when I

27:23

woke up I was able to like mess around

27:25

with the stress ball and I never took

27:27

one pill.

27:28

>> That's amazing.

27:29

>> And I I still have the the full bottles

27:31

of like some are labeled 2008 is when I

27:34

had my first surgery and they're just

27:35

all there.

27:36

>> There's a lot of people listening right

27:37

now going

27:38

>> count them all if they're still good.

27:40

>> But the find out where John Cena stores

27:43

to them. Yeah,

27:43

>> it was weird because the medical staff

27:46

couldn't couldn't believe it. Like

27:47

they're like, "You don't want anything."

27:49

No, because man, it's a I know how I am

27:51

with this.

27:52

>> It's Yeah, it's a [ __ ] slippery road.

27:54

>> And I would just I'd be high on opiates.

27:57

All opioids all the time.

27:58

>> I got my first knee surgery, I think, in

28:00

93 or 94, and they gave me I got an ACL

28:03

reconstruction, and they gave me

28:05

Vicodin, I think. Pretty sure it was

28:07

Vicodin. I took one one day, and I felt

28:10

so stupid. I was lying on lying on my

28:14

couch watching TV and I felt so dumb.

28:17

And my knee still hurt, you know? It was

28:19

just like it was distracting me from the

28:21

fact that my knee hurt, but I'm like, I

28:22

can't be this dumb. I'm dumb enough as

28:24

it is. I can't add to my dumbness with

28:27

pills. Like, I just saw it coming, you

28:30

know? And also, I knew a bunch of guys

28:32

who had pill problems. I w up selling my

28:34

pills to a friend of mine that would

28:36

sell pills.

28:37

>> Gosh, I I should have taken your idea.

28:39

Could have made some cash. I only made

28:41

like a couple hundred bucks or

28:42

something. I don't even remember. It was

28:44

like in the 90s. But but I remember just

28:46

that one pill. And so then every surgery

28:48

I've had ever since then. They always

28:50

offered me stuff and I never took

28:51

anything. I got my other ACL

28:53

reconstructed in 2003. Never took

28:56

anything. I got in my nose fixed. It's

28:59

like 2008. I got my nose reconstructed,

29:02

deviated septum. The guy was insisting

29:05

that I he gave me two prescriptions for

29:07

pain med medicine. And I was like, I

29:09

don't want anything. I was like, "Is it

29:10

going to get worse than this?" He's

29:12

like, "It could get." I go, "Right now,

29:13

it feels like nothing."

29:14

>> Yeah.

29:14

>> It's like, but if you've been, again,

29:16

like you, you've been beaten up so many

29:18

times your body, you're so used to just

29:20

being in pain. And I think for some

29:23

people just the the daunting anxiety of

29:26

pain itself. It's like they just want a

29:28

pill before they even realize like I

29:30

could kind of just Yeah, it sucks, but

29:32

it's not going to suck forever. It's

29:34

going to heal. So, let's just deal with

29:36

the suck and just lay here. put some ice

29:38

on it or whatever and just relax.

29:40

>> And uh along with that, it's kind of

29:42

like your your body's natural way of

29:45

saying like, "Okay, maybe push a little

29:47

bit more. Try to get a few more degrees

29:49

of range of motion in physical therapy."

29:51

Like

29:52

>> if if those senses are numbed,

29:55

>> right,

29:55

>> and like shut off,

29:57

>> right?

29:58

>> First of all, you you do feel just like

30:00

I don't want to do anything. you won't

30:01

work or in many cases you won't work to

30:04

do the work to get better to get or

30:06

>> you just numb.

30:07

>> You don't know the messaging. You can't

30:08

listen to your body.

30:10

>> Like if it's really really in pain,

30:12

maybe it's maybe your body's trying to

30:13

tell you something. I don't know.

30:14

>> I always assume that people feel pain

30:16

differently. I mean, I just would

30:18

imagine like like people feel hot sauce

30:21

differently. Like some people they can't

30:23

have any spice. Some people [ __ ] can

30:25

have like, you know, death peppers and

30:27

they're fine.

30:28

>> So, all right. I'll throw that out to

30:29

the group. Is pain a personal

30:31

experience?

30:32

>> I mean, there's no way I'm as tough as

30:34

you guys. So, yeah, it has to be.

30:36

>> But I think in other dimensions you

30:38

might be way tougher. I don't know.

30:40

>> I don't know. Maybe I think I think

30:42

there's something.

30:43

>> You don't know, Tony.

30:44

>> I can't imagine the dimension.

30:46

>> I went and visited a firehouse the other

30:48

day and I was going down the pole going

30:50

wee. Like you guys wouldn't do that.

30:52

>> I would do that.

30:54

>> So, so in that in that aspect, you're

30:55

tougher than me.

30:57

>> Yeah. It can take ridicule and we can

30:59

take ridicule really easily, but I don't

31:02

know how what it feels like for other

31:03

people. You know what I'm saying? I

31:05

mean, I would assume that everybody

31:06

feels the same. But, you know, one of

31:08

the reasons why I think maybe it is like

31:11

it's different, but because my mom my

31:13

mom has a crazy tolerance to pain. Like

31:16

my guy who uh my stem cell guy in LA uh

31:20

my mom had a real knee issue and he was

31:23

treating her as well. And he goes, "It's

31:24

hilarious. Your mother's just like you.

31:26

She just takes it like she doesn't even

31:27

flinch. She just stick it like he's like

31:29

that doesn't happen with like 75year-old

31:31

ladies like take a needle and shove it

31:33

in their knee and and push it and she

31:35

just doesn't move

31:37

>> and you know she's like oh it wasn't

31:38

painful. It was no big deal. It's like

31:41

you know a lot of 75 year old ladies

31:43

would be [ __ ] sweating and freaking

31:45

out and seeing the needle.

31:46

>> Pretty sure I would be. Yeah.

31:48

>> But I I I I don't know you know I don't

31:50

know what it feels like to other people.

31:53

But like when I got my ACL, my right ACL

31:55

reconstructed, it was a lot easier

31:57

because it was a cadaavver. And I

31:59

recommend it to anybody. The difference

32:00

between a patella tendon graph recovery

32:03

and a cadaavver recovery is literally

32:04

like six months. The difference is it's

32:07

the cadaavver was so much quicker.

32:09

>> Wow.

32:10

>> Oh my god. Because the cadaavver they

32:12

take it I mean it's all swollen and

32:13

everything afterwards, but it's somebody

32:15

else's tendon. They take an Achilles

32:18

tendon off of a cadaavver. So it's 150%

32:20

stronger than an ACL. They [ __ ] screw

32:23

that sucker in place. Little tiny

32:25

orthoscopic holes, not nearly as

32:27

invasive. And then five days later, you

32:30

know, Matt Likenberg, I went to his

32:31

party for his birthday party 5 days

32:33

later just walking around and he was

32:34

like, "Did you just have surgery?" I go,

32:36

"Yeah, like it's not that big a deal,

32:38

>> man. It feels fine."

32:39

>> You know, it's it was so much easier.

32:41

The left one was brutal cuz they take a

32:43

slice out of your patella tendon and

32:45

then they could take a chunk out of your

32:47

shin bone and a chunk out of your

32:48

kneecap and then they use those to screw

32:51

this new tendon that they created into

32:54

the shin bone and into your your thigh

32:56

bone. That was rough.

32:58

>> That one was painful as [ __ ] And it

33:00

took a long time before it felt normal.

33:02

Took a long time before I could go down

33:04

on one knee again.

33:05

>> When was that pain? That was in the 90s.

33:07

>> And then the other one was

33:08

>> 2000 early 2000s. 200 like twoish

33:11

somewhere around that two three

33:13

>> I mean 10 more years of performing

33:15

surgeries 10 more years of

33:16

>> medical I just think it's the diff

33:18

because they still do that patella

33:19

tendon graph and I think George St.

33:21

Pierre had it done that way. I know a

33:22

bunch of people that I I'm friends with

33:24

had it done that way and I was like,

33:26

"Oh, don't do that one." Yeah,

33:28

>> do the cadaavver. But people are worried

33:30

like, "What if you get AIDS?" Like,

33:31

you're not Jesus Christ, you're not

33:33

going to get AIDS from it. Stop. And

33:35

it's also it's like

33:37

>> you feel better before you are better,

33:39

unfortunately, because the way the

33:42

tendon works. So, when they replace a

33:44

tendon with a cadaavver, it's not like

33:45

you have this guy's tendon in your body.

33:47

What it is like is that tendon is a

33:49

scaffolding and then your body

33:51

repoliferates that with your own cells.

33:54

So over the course of six months, my

33:57

body had filled in all of what used to

34:00

be a cadaavver with my own cells. So you

34:02

have you you'll feel like it's better

34:05

before it's better. So a lot of MMA

34:07

fighters, they re they start training

34:11

too quickly and they blow it out again

34:13

because it's still soft.

34:15

>> That's always the concern. It's always

34:17

>> in any you feel good and you're like,

34:19

man, I can

34:20

>> I can do this.

34:21

>> Especially animals, you know, guys who

34:23

are just used to pain and used and used

34:25

to pushing, you know, and they just pop

34:28

it out again. I know multiple MMA

34:30

fighters that have had knee surgery and

34:32

then blew it out while they were

34:34

recovering

34:35

>> and just a few months more, they could

34:36

just they'd be all right. But it's

34:38

impatience. You want to get back in

34:40

there. And then it's even worse because

34:42

you got to drill into the same holes and

34:44

pull it out and open you up and it's

34:46

more invasive surgery. They got to

34:48

remove the screws and

34:50

>> [ __ ] Yeah. But I just I don't think

34:52

everybody feels pain the same. I think

34:54

it's a genetic thing. I I'm It's just an

34:57

assumption obviously because I don't

34:58

feel what other people feel. But I think

35:01

some people just any kind of pain is

35:03

just they can't function. They're

35:05

they're just in agony. And I think those

35:06

people are way more vulnerable to the

35:08

pills.

35:10

That's just my assumption.

35:12

>> That's a decent perspective. I

35:14

definitely I I would agree with

35:17

pain is is a is a personal experience.

35:20

Like there there are people who

35:23

I mean I've seen people like I can't

35:25

believe you go through that. And then

35:26

people be like but you get the [ __ ]

35:27

kicked out of you. I can't believe you

35:28

do that. It's all it's all relative. I

35:30

would I would be

35:32

>> [ __ ] in cufflinks if you get that stem

35:35

cell needle out. I would be sweating

35:36

right until the [ __ ] final moment.

35:38

Like some some stuff I can't take, you

35:40

know? So I guess it is

35:42

>> it could be combined with like what we

35:44

fear in life or maybe

35:47

>> maybe fear of hard work or fear of

35:48

effort. Who knows? I don't know. I don't

35:50

know.

35:50

>> I think it's also being accustomed to

35:52

pain,

35:54

>> you know. So if you did you wrestle when

35:55

you were younger?

35:56

>> No, I uh played football.

35:58

>> You played football. Well, that's just

35:59

like that in that you're always in pain.

36:01

I mean, if you're playing football,

36:03

you're always colliding with people.

36:04

You're always you got to have shoulders

36:06

[ __ ] with you, your backs [ __ ] with

36:08

you. It's like it's never ending.

36:09

>> I' I've always said that there's

36:11

something there's some value into losing

36:13

a fight.

36:14

>> Oh yeah.

36:14

>> Like I grew up with four brothers and we

36:16

kicked the [ __ ] out of each other and

36:17

I'm I I was not always on the winning

36:19

side. So very early on in my life as a

36:22

young person. You know what it's like to

36:23

lose a fight.

36:24

>> Oh, it's very valuable. And I think that

36:26

that's there's a lot maybe to do with

36:27

the pain conversation there of like just

36:30

flat out getting your ass kicked and

36:31

then being able to dust yourself off and

36:33

be like, I'll get you next time. You

36:35

know, like

36:36

>> it's not over. You know what I'm saying?

36:38

We're brothers. We're going to fight

36:39

again. You know, like

36:40

>> that's also knowing like why did he beat

36:42

me? What can I do to beat him next time?

36:44

You know, like if you don't have that in

36:46

your life, also if you don't know what

36:48

it feels like to get your ass kicked,

36:50

you get a little mouthy. I mean, how

36:51

many mouthy people do we know that have

36:53

never been [ __ ] up? And I think that's

36:56

why like there's real consequences if it

36:59

actually comes down. You start yelling

37:01

and you get mouthy. If it actually comes

37:03

down to it, and we've all seen many of

37:04

these videos on the internet where

37:06

someone just

37:07

>> don't they don't know what the [ __ ]

37:08

they're asking for, what they're getting

37:10

into, and then all a sudden they're

37:11

getting hit. And man, I I'm not perfect

37:13

and there are days where I'm short of

37:14

patience, but when it gets to that weird

37:16

spot of like, yo, someone's gonna get

37:18

hit in the face. I always try to like

37:21

lean on diplomacy.

37:22

>> Always. Always. Yeah.

37:24

>> Please, let's not do that cuz that

37:25

[ __ ] sucks.

37:26

>> And I bet a lot of people say to you,

37:28

"Man, if I was you, I'd be [ __ ]

37:29

everybody up." That's the dumb people

37:31

always say that. Like, it doesn't end

37:33

with that. Then this guy gets his

37:35

brother or he shoots you or they run you

37:37

over with a car

37:38

>> or you think you're going to [ __ ]

37:39

somebody up and you get [ __ ] handled,

37:41

>> right?

37:42

>> Like you never know, man. You never know

37:44

anybody else's story

37:45

>> day. You never know

37:47

>> to so many people out there that train

37:49

today. It's so much different than when

37:50

I was younger. Like you would assume

37:52

that like I assume that a good solid 10%

37:56

of all men you meet have martial arts

37:58

skills now

38:00

>> because of the UFC

38:00

>> popularity of it. Certainly certainly in

38:02

in western society it's you know the gym

38:05

there's a gym every plaza

38:07

>> also there's so many kids that like

38:09

watch UFC and then play practice with

38:11

themselves and you could learn a lot

38:13

just doing that you guys learn a lot

38:16

just watching it on TV and then

38:18

emulating it at home with their friends

38:20

>> can tell those who watch WWE because

38:21

when those moments happen they try to do

38:23

some crazy move doesn't work doesn't

38:25

>> how many guys have [ __ ] thrown their

38:27

buddy onto a conference table or

38:28

something because they thought they

38:30

thought it was the way into it.

38:32

>> It's crazy,

38:33

>> you know? I mean, the [ __ ] sheer

38:35

amount of punishment you guys put

38:37

yourself through is staggering. I mean,

38:40

it really is staggering.

38:41

>> But, uh, thank you very much. Uh, it is

38:44

is all for the good. Like, it's like a a

38:46

pro football player, pro hockey player,

38:47

UFC. I think I think the beautiful

38:50

advantage that we have is that it's we

38:53

can we can make choices on what we do.

38:56

So when you're in UFC and they close the

38:58

door, it's kind of [ __ ] best person

39:00

wins. You know, you gota it's it's

39:02

survival. When we're in WWE and we both

39:05

step in the ring and they ring the bell,

39:06

we're working together, working together

39:08

to put on the best show for the

39:09

audience. And in that process, you can

39:11

calculate the risks you want to take.

39:14

>> And I think that's what allows somebody

39:17

to be able to perform for 23 years. You

39:19

know, I I don't know. I know that that

39:22

um age-old stat that everybody says

39:24

about like the average NFL career is

39:26

what two and a half years or three and a

39:27

half years. I don't know what the stat

39:29

is on average UFC career like how long

39:32

when what's your window to be

39:35

functionally profitable in UFC. But I

39:37

know because our risks are calculated

39:40

and we're working together rather than

39:42

against each other. The math is is way

39:45

higher for you to have like a 10, 15, 20

39:48

year career

39:49

>> in WWE. But that also is 10 more years

39:53

have fallen down, 15 more years have

39:55

fallen down. So you

39:56

>> it's weird like you can choreograph the

39:58

risk, but you have to do it time and

40:00

time again. And and the schedule in WWE

40:02

just changed like

40:04

>> to do 70 matches a year now in WWE is

40:07

like, man, you you're a workhorse. We

40:09

used to do 220 230

40:11

>> which is so crazy.

40:13

>> It's 220 days of trauma in a year cuz

40:17

you're getting no matter what you're

40:19

getting some trauma. No matter what a

40:21

guy body slams you, something hap,

40:24

you're colliding, you go off the ropes,

40:26

you're smashing into each other.

40:27

>> I get such a warm feeling when uh first

40:29

timers go into the ring for the first

40:31

time.

40:32

>> It's like, oh, it's like a it's like a

40:33

bouncy floor and then they fall down

40:35

once and like the wind's knocked out of

40:37

them. and they're like, "My brain

40:38

moved." I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, now you

40:40

got to do that again and again." But

40:42

it's weird. I've I've uh I've gotten to

40:43

work with a lot of standups. And WWE is

40:46

kind of changing. I I would say it's on

40:48

the progression of a standup making it

40:50

to just like a stadium tour. But man,

40:53

when I performed, my sweet spot, we ran

40:56

very parallel lives. Like you I've

40:59

worked every city Hampton Beach Casino

41:01

Ballroom to Madison Square Garden like

41:03

to the Saitama Super Arena to AT&T

41:07

Stadium to Bangor Maine or to Valparezo

41:10

Indiana. Like you you go to all of these

41:12

places and it's like

41:14

>> Friday you're in one place, Saturday

41:15

you're in another place, Sunday you're

41:16

in another place, Monday you're in

41:17

another place, Tuesday you're in another

41:19

place. One day to drop your [ __ ] one

41:20

day to catch your flight out, do it

41:22

again.

41:23

>> Like it's it's it's kind of we we're

41:25

kind of like touring standups in that

41:26

regard.

41:27

>> Very similar. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

41:28

>> And you're you're responsible for your

41:30

own trans like and I'm speaking from

41:32

mighty I don't know how it is now cuz I

41:34

got one left and then I'm done. But uh

41:36

you were responsible for your own

41:37

transportation booking your own hotels

41:39

like you you were they were just like

41:41

hey we're starting here running here.

41:43

Good luck. Which is awesome because you

41:45

create you people are really independent

41:47

when they when they go through that fire

41:48

and you weed out the people who don't

41:50

want to be there.

41:51

>> Yeah. Because the just the sheer work

41:53

the sheer workload

41:54

>> making those clubs and like making doing

41:56

a tour. It's Also the adrenaline like

41:58

it's like what do you do after a night

42:00

like that? Most jobs people can't wait

42:02

to be done and then go home and relax

42:04

and fall asleep where if you're doing

42:07

standup or obviously wrestling you were

42:10

just

42:10

>> you're done late at night and you're

42:11

like man let the water rush.

42:13

>> Yeah.

42:14

>> [ __ ] What can I do better? This [ __ ]

42:16

killed. And then it's 4 in the morning.

42:18

>> Yeah. You're buzzing. Yep. You're

42:20

buzzing. And it's also it's really hard

42:22

to have any kind of a normal

42:24

relationship because you're just

42:26

constantly not home. You're constantly

42:28

gone. Like even your friends like you

42:30

you really as a touring comic, the best

42:33

thing that I ever did is start taking

42:34

friends with me on the road. Yeah.

42:36

Instead of just working with like random

42:38

guys that I didn't know in different

42:39

towns.

42:40

>> Those are fun sometimes. Sometimes like

42:43

you know two out of 10 times you meet a

42:45

new friend.

42:45

>> Yeah. Yeah.

42:46

>> Eight out of 10 times you're with some

42:47

annoying alcoholic who, you know, who

42:51

[ __ ] sucks and and they're annoying

42:53

and then they want to take you someplace

42:54

and, you know, you get in trouble.

42:56

>> Yeah. Yeah. I I mean that that's

42:59

certainly um the the normal life aspect

43:02

of it. It's also

43:04

like at full tilt. It's a it's a very

43:06

absorbing thing. It's a very selfish

43:08

thing. So, I think not only you don't

43:11

work regular office hours and you're a

43:14

nomad, a gypsy, but especially from a

43:17

WWE perspective, you you have to like

43:20

you're you're a startup founder. You

43:22

have to wake up thinking about it. You

43:24

have to think about it all day. You have

43:25

to go to sleep thinking about it. Wake

43:27

up in in the two hours of sleep that you

43:28

get being like, I remember this line or

43:30

maybe we can do this stunt or whatever.

43:32

>> Right? And it's people who are in your

43:35

sphere. At least through my perspective

43:36

and my journey, man, if if you were in

43:39

my gravity from like 2002 to like 2019,

43:46

I wasn't a part of a team. You did it my

43:48

way. Like bus leaves at 10. If you're

43:50

there at 10:01, you're [ __ ] left.

43:53

Like we're doing this and we're training

43:54

here and we're doing this and but it's

43:56

it's so it's so the end product is good.

43:58

So, like the dream job of like, man, I

44:00

never the the six-year-old kid holding

44:02

the paper belt can be an adult holding

44:05

the real belt and get shekels for doing

44:06

that. And I don't ever want to I don't

44:08

want to put that in jeopardy. So, you

44:10

[ __ ] are going to have to get in line

44:11

and we're just going to have to go.

44:12

Like, it you you know, I I I was absent

44:16

a lot in relationships because if it

44:18

wasn't on my terms, it didn't exist,

44:21

>> you know, because here you got you you

44:23

catch lightning out of a jar. I'm a kid

44:25

from West Newberry who's, you know, come

44:26

from a family of five and we there's

44:30

always more broke, but man, we were a

44:33

good level of broke and then now like,

44:36

hey, if you just work hard at this

44:37

thing, you can kind of not ever be that

44:39

again. All right, [ __ ] this. I'm doing

44:41

this thing all the time. But that comes

44:43

with, hey, I'm getting married or like

44:47

my grandfather died or I got a birthday

44:49

coming up or like, hey man, you missed

44:51

another Thanksgiving. You're damn right

44:52

I did because I'm doing the thing.

44:54

>> Yeah.

44:55

>> You know, so that it's al for me at

44:56

least it was it was that as well of like

44:59

laser focus all things WWE.

45:02

>> Well, it's that in everything that you

45:04

do where you want to really be

45:06

successful.

45:07

>> It takes saying yes to the thing means

45:10

no to everything else.

45:12

>> I had Jensen Hang on the podcast the

45:14

other day who's the CEO of Nvidia and

45:17

like one of the biggest companies on

45:19

planet Earth. Huge company. [ __ ] dude

45:21

still to this day works seven days a

45:24

week. And he was talking about when he

45:26

goes on vacation, I go, "Do you go on

45:27

vacation and just put it all down?" He

45:29

goes, "No, I work." He goes, "Even when

45:31

I'm with my family, I have to work. I'm

45:33

working. I work seven days a week. I

45:35

don't take a day off. I love it." And he

45:37

goes, "And I'm terrified of failure." He

45:39

goes, "That's my motivation. My

45:41

motivation is not I want to succeed. My

45:44

motivation is fear of failure." Yeah.

45:46

Every day I show up saying, "If I don't

45:48

do this, we could fail and I'm going to

45:50

work seven days a week."

45:51

>> Everybody thinks they want to be a CEO.

45:53

You think you want to be a billionaire?

45:55

Like, you want to do that? You want to

45:57

do that when you're 60 years old? Do you

45:59

want to be working seven days a week all

46:01

day long from the moment you wake up? He

46:02

wakes up at 4:30 in the morning. He says

46:04

he answers thousands of emails a day.

46:06

I'm like, what? How are you? How is that

46:09

even [ __ ] possible? gets up at 4:30

46:11

in the morning, answers all these

46:13

emails, works all day long, constantly

46:15

problem solving, making AI chips. It's

46:18

[ __ ] crazy, right? Yeah. But that's

46:21

with everything. You want to be at the

46:23

top of the heap.

46:24

>> There's only one way.

46:25

>> Yeah. When you see something difficult

46:27

look easy,

46:28

>> there's a bunch of 4:30 in the morning

46:31

wakeups that made that happen.

46:33

>> You know,

46:33

>> I think with everything in life Yeah.

46:35

anything in life where you really want

46:36

to excel at it, there's no shortcuts.

46:39

Yeah. doesn't exist. That weeds a lot of

46:41

people out.

46:42

>> It does. It does. And there's a lot of,

46:44

man, armchair quarterback is the easiest

46:46

and best position on the field.

46:48

>> Yeah.

46:48

>> I can do that. All I needed to do is do

46:50

this.

46:51

>> Sure. Go right ahead.

46:52

>> Yeah.

46:52

>> Take your best shot.

46:53

>> Yeah. Good luck.

46:54

>> Yeah.

46:54

>> It's It's interesting because it must

46:56

weed out so many talented people.

46:58

There's probably a lot of talented

46:59

people that you've seen over the years

47:00

that just didn't have that drive to

47:03

constantly improve and succeed and

47:05

really be thinking about what they're

47:06

doing all the time. I I like that

47:08

statement because I think the talent is

47:12

doing it all. You could you could have a

47:15

>> No, you can have one. You could smoke if

47:17

you want. I don't care.

47:19

>> We have fans in here.

47:20

>> Yeah.

47:20

>> Yeah. With fans suck all the smoke.

47:22

>> Okay.

47:22

>> I think this the statement of um man so

47:26

many talented people didn't make it.

47:27

They may have they may be an acrobat.

47:30

>> They may be a fast talker, but that's

47:32

not the only attribute that makes one

47:35

special. Uh, you may be a great joke

47:37

writer, but man, if if you don't master

47:40

stage presence and you be a joke a great

47:42

joke writer with stage presence, but if

47:44

you can't lug the tour,

47:46

>> yeah,

47:47

>> you're not you're not talented for it.

47:49

>> Well, it's it's really the grind.

47:51

>> It is everything the all-encompassing

47:53

thing. So when someone with great

47:55

athletic ability decides that it's not

47:57

for them because eventually that is we

47:59

one thing about WWE um for all the

48:03

arguments of like backstage politico

48:07

everybody understands the sound of money

48:10

>> and no one refuses it like I [ __ ]

48:14

hate this guy but I got to give him

48:16

another match. It may not be, but I now

48:19

have to give them a 10-year contract.

48:20

But when they go out there, if the noise

48:22

is there, even if the they [ __ ] hate

48:26

you, you get another match. I'm I am

48:28

proof positive of that meritocracy at

48:30

work.

48:31

>> Yeah.

48:31

>> Like everybody [ __ ] hated me.

48:33

>> Why' they hate you?

48:34

>> I was just real different. Like I

48:36

>> I was just really different. In what

48:39

way?

48:39

>> Um

48:41

>> so I didn't rock I didn't ruffle any

48:43

feathers when I kind of uh entered the

48:46

business. kept quiet, did my stuff, but

48:48

I also didn't connect with the audience

48:50

and and and I don't know, maybe you guys

48:52

see this in standup or not, but then I

48:53

got like a personality of like the the

48:55

white rap guy, like the the white

48:56

hip-hop guy.

48:57

>> You know about that?

48:58

>> Yeah.

48:59

>> But like I [ __ ] went I [ __ ] went

49:02

all in,

49:03

>> you know, urban gear, like and I'm a

49:06

hip-hop head, so it's like, oh man, this

49:07

is my sweet spot. This is the the the

49:09

avenue. This isn't all of my

49:11

personality, but this is one level that

49:13

I can show that I think everyone will

49:16

get. So, if you go to Madison Square

49:18

Garden, you get it. But if we go to

49:19

Wheeling, West Virginia, you'll also get

49:21

it. And you may like it in some places

49:23

and hate it in some places, but everyone

49:24

will get it. I will not be selling

49:26

apathy.

49:28

But in doing that,

49:29

>> I never followed dress code. I was

49:32

saying disrespectful [ __ ] about my

49:34

peers. Like, I kind of did it my own

49:35

way. M.

49:37

>> So, I was I was kind of ruffling some

49:39

feathers backstage or just I was taking

49:41

big swings cuz I was going to [ __ ]

49:43

get fired anyway. The alternative was

49:45

lose my job. So, I was like, "Fuck it.

49:47

I'm going down swinging."

49:48

>> Yeah.

49:49

>> And then the people behind the curtain

49:51

were like, "Ah, the kid's disrespectful

49:53

to the business. He doesn't care about

49:54

the business." All the while, I just

49:55

want to keep my [ __ ] job, you know?

49:58

So the they behind the curtain weren't

50:00

really invested, but they were also

50:03

humble enough to be like, "There's noise

50:06

out there. Got to give them another

50:07

match and one match at a time. Times 23

50:11

years of compounding interest. We're

50:13

here."

50:13

>> What did Vince think about your hip-hop?

50:15

>> Hated it and then loved it.

50:18

>> He hated it and then loved it. And and I

50:21

think I think I'm thinking for somebody,

50:23

but I think from his perspective is like

50:26

when I hear somebody's idea for a

50:28

personality, man, I want to be this

50:30

sports agent guy or whatever. Oh, yo, I

50:32

have I have the idea of what that is in

50:34

my head. And if their projection of that

50:37

idea doesn't match my projection that

50:38

idea, I'm like, ah, [ __ ] I hate it. But

50:41

that doesn't mean it can't work. So, I

50:42

think what maybe what happened was my

50:46

perspective of the white hip hop guy

50:49

from the mean street of West Newberry

50:51

and Vince's perspective of John Cena the

50:54

rapper we probably missed. Like he had

50:57

an idea and I had an idea and usually he

51:01

will craft it to to his vision. I got to

51:03

give him respect for allowing me to to

51:06

kind of to run with it, you know. Well,

51:08

it's probably that fear of fire being

51:10

fired that like keeps you on the edge.

51:13

>> Dude, that was it. Of like uh the Nvidia

51:15

guy of like I don't want to fail. Yeah,

51:17

I I got the sit down of like, hey, we're

51:19

going to cut you

51:20

>> cuz it's not working. Like you you're

51:22

out there for your matches. You hear the

51:24

same. It's not working. And I there's no

51:26

argument there. I'm like [ __ ] all

51:28

right. I got to touch the sun. I got to

51:30

make it. I got to play for the Yankees.

51:31

I got my one at bat. I'm Moonlight

51:33

Graham. And then they heard me rap in

51:35

the back of the bus and was like, "Man,

51:37

Stephanie heard me rap in the back of

51:38

the bus."

51:39

>> Yeah.

51:40

>> And was like, "Yo, you want to do that

51:41

on TV?" I'm like, "Lose my job or

51:43

[ __ ] rap?" "Yeah, let's go. Let's

51:45

Let's do this."

51:46

>> Yeah.

51:47

>> So, it was Stephanie's idea.

51:48

>> And it was a [ __ ] accident, dude. It

51:50

was an accident. It's my final my final

51:52

overseas tour for the WWE.

51:54

>> And the boys just spend time. Like,

51:56

that's the one time they get the whole

51:57

group together is overseas because you

51:59

don't want to be hurting cats like in

52:00

Amsterdam or something. Everybody rides

52:02

on the bus. You go from town to town. So

52:04

like to pass the time, the boys just do

52:07

whatever. And they were freestyling in

52:08

the back of the bus. And I normally just

52:10

[ __ ] kept to myself because I was

52:12

raised in the environment of like keep

52:14

your ears open, keep your mouth shut,

52:16

don't do anything unless spoken to. So I

52:18

I did that, but I didn't I also didn't

52:20

make any connections with people who

52:21

were putting their lives on the line for

52:23

me.

52:24

>> You know, some of the guys you you

52:25

really beat the [ __ ] out of in the rings

52:27

are like your best friends. Uh, so I

52:30

didn't have any of those connections and

52:31

I heard these guys rapping. I just

52:33

remember playing Roller Coaster Tycoon

52:35

on my laptop, fold that [ __ ] up, putting

52:37

it away and be like, I'm going to the

52:38

back of the bus and just waited my turn

52:41

and then filleted like 12 guys.

52:44

>> Yeah.

52:44

>> And Stephanie was like, "How the [ __ ]

52:46

did you remember all that?" I'm like,

52:47

"No, no, it's freestyle. You just make

52:48

it up." And she's like, "Well, make up

52:50

something about me." And we were

52:52

boarding a plane. And I literally like

52:54

utilized the plane, the people getting

52:56

on the plane, what she was wearing, what

52:57

she was eating. She's like, "Would you

52:58

do this on TV?"

53:00

>> And that's where we got a chance.

53:02

>> Wow. That's

53:04

>> It wasn't like off to the moon. Like, I

53:06

got a a shitty chance on a small spot

53:10

and that worked.

53:11

>> So then I got moved to like the dog [ __ ]

53:14

Saturday night program that nobody

53:16

watches. But the cool thing is no one's

53:17

watching. So like I could do whatever I

53:19

wanted. So, I started saying more racy

53:22

[ __ ] and dressing more outlandish and

53:24

having more personality and like

53:26

claiming ownership of the show. I call

53:28

myself Mr. Saturday Night and it's the

53:30

shitty show. You don't want to be Mr.

53:31

Saturday Night, but I did

53:33

>> and then I got another match and got

53:35

another match and one by one it kind of

53:37

brought me here.

53:38

>> Wow.

53:39

>> Just a [ __ ] happy accident, man.

53:41

>> That's crazy.

53:42

>> All the way to

53:44

>> even when the bells were like, "Hey, you

53:45

want the whole thing's a [ __ ]

53:46

accident. You want to start training?

53:48

[ __ ] yeah, sure." All right, great. And

53:51

you want to start rapping? Yeah, [ __ ]

53:52

it. Sure. Let's see what happens.

53:54

>> That's amazing.

53:55

>> It's a happy accident.

53:56

>> And for it to go all the way to last

53:58

year's massive heel turn. He went heel,

54:02

>> dude. And I

54:03

>> That was this year, by the way.

54:05

>> Yeah. Yeah, that was this year. Yeah,

54:07

it's been a it's crazy year.

54:10

>> Yeah, that was I was at Mania and man,

54:13

one literally perhaps I other than maybe

54:17

Hogan, right? The greatest heel turn in

54:21

wrestling history when a good good good

54:23

good crowd-pleasing guy goes bad bad and

54:27

dark. You had moments the things you

54:30

were saying, the way you were saying

54:31

them. Epic, iconic, iconic heel turn.

54:36

Cold, dark, working with the rock. He

54:38

was in cahoots. That's the good guy,

54:40

Cody.

54:41

>> You can like see the people's faces.

54:42

That That's the fun thing. It's like uh

54:45

the stuff is so simple, but it's it's

54:47

the if you take out the crowd in that

54:50

situation and just put those three guys,

54:51

it is really [ __ ] up what we do. But

54:53

when you add the audience in the back

54:54

and all of their faces and what's going

54:56

on, that's what makes

54:57

>> Bro, even your face, you you you got

54:59

like a mean guy face all of a sudden.

55:01

It's like you look like a different

55:02

person.

55:03

>> That's interesting.

55:04

>> I was having a bad day.

55:07

>> Well, this is also when you'd already

55:08

done a bunch of acting.

55:10

>> Uh, yes. Like this is this year.

55:12

>> Yeah.

55:12

>> Yeah.

55:13

>> Yeah. This is uh February this year.

55:15

Yeah.

55:16

>> How much of the creative control do you

55:19

have over the aspects of that heel turn?

55:23

Like for example, one thing that I

55:26

thought was the coolest, I was I was in

55:29

the front row of WrestleMania behind the

55:32

Spanish announce table. So I'm directly

55:34

across from the entrance, you know, the

55:37

giant Wrestleman is a football stadium

55:39

in Las Vegas and there was no music and

55:42

it was a black background. Normally he's

55:45

the most color with the most iconic

55:48

>> loud wild music. No music, black

55:51

background, and in white letters it just

55:53

said Cena. And you just walked out with

55:58

literally the statement was I'm not here

56:01

to entertain you people basically is

56:03

what it felt like. And I loved it. I

56:06

mean, this is the main event of Mania.

56:08

>> You are so entertained. I mean, I want

56:09

to entertain you. [ __ ] I [ __ ] up.

56:11

>> Yeah, I have a I'm a I have a the degree

56:14

in pro wrestling, but my masters is in

56:17

healom. Like it's like the bad I just

56:20

love a bad guy. And even ever since that

56:23

bad guy turn I feel like and I feel like

56:27

most bad guy fans do now newly connected

56:30

with the back to the return of the good

56:32

guy scene.

56:33

>> Yeah. There it is.

56:34

>> Oh, I mean it's it was literally just

56:36

>> I used to come out like a Tasmanian

56:38

devil and then just just reversed it

56:40

all.

56:42

>> And it seems like nothing but it's

56:44

iconic.

56:46

just cold as ice. Everyone else for four

56:48

hours coming out with colorful music and

56:51

pyro and all this stuff. And there's the

56:53

guy that normally did it the best and

56:55

the biggest just really not giving a

56:59

[ __ ]

56:59

>> And Wrestlemania, if you're going to do

57:00

it, like you you'd give your best

57:02

entrance for Wrestlemania. And this was

57:05

I guess we were going for the shittiest

57:07

one.

57:08

>> Oh, but it but it just rang the opposite

57:10

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Limited time offer. So like for example

58:32

those things those details that's you

58:36

mostly pitching to the creative team

58:38

like like for example like the even just

58:40

the white letters the black entrance is

58:42

that how does that kind of come

58:44

together?

58:45

>> So I think that's um I and I've been

58:48

lucky enough to kind of take this

58:50

perspective of not knowing everything

58:52

and realizing that even even with 23

58:55

years of fluency I'm not the smartest

58:57

guy in the room. I don't know the

58:59

technology they have and what they can

59:01

do. Now granted, a black LED board, I I

59:04

could probably come up with that, but

59:05

what I what I'd like to do is lean on my

59:08

resources. Like, hey, let's go to

59:11

production and see what production is

59:13

thinking. And I I don't want to tell

59:14

them what to do because I want to hear

59:16

their ideas first.

59:17

>> Yeah.

59:18

>> And production was like, what if we just

59:20

went basic? I'm like, how basic can you

59:22

go?

59:22

>> Yeah.

59:23

>> What if we just blacked everything out?

59:24

Yeah. But I know from what you guys have

59:26

said, you also like to light the No. No.

59:28

What if we just black everything out?

59:30

You guys would do that. Oh, that sucks.

59:32

Yeah, let's do that.

59:33

>> Yeah.

59:33

>> So, it's not it's not me with all of

59:36

these things. I don't I don't have

59:38

enough depth of field to touch all the

59:39

bases, but I will go to every

59:41

department.

59:42

>> Yeah.

59:43

>> And say like, okay, entrance is a big

59:45

part of what we do. What do we do for

59:47

lighting? What do we do for production?

59:49

Go to camera. Like, how do you guys want

59:50

to shoot it? And then it trickles down

59:52

when you talk to the talent you're

59:54

working with. How do we portray this

59:56

message? Uh and then of course it starts

59:58

at the top with creatively, I want to

60:00

make you a bad guy, so we're going to do

60:02

that. Okay, sure. We're going to do

60:03

that. How do you want to do that? But

60:05

it's I think it's getting we have a lot

60:07

of talented people and just allowing

60:09

them to do their job and and let you

60:10

know like, oh, I was kind of thinking

60:12

this and then tell them, yeah, that's a

60:14

good idea. Let's do that.

60:15

>> Yeah. You know,

60:16

>> it's amazing

60:16

>> because I don't know what I don't know

60:17

what I miss if I'm making all the

60:19

demands.

60:19

>> To show you the contrast, his opponent

60:21

that night came out to I think it was 40

60:24

people on red, white, and blue dirt

60:26

bikes all dressed like American people.

60:30

He comes out

60:31

>> elevated from inside of the stage

60:33

wearing this super goddy mask that he

60:35

has to take off. Fireworks, fireworks,

60:37

fire, sparks, smoke, all of these

60:40

different things. And he just comes out

60:42

blankfaced. I just got my bunk sock on

60:44

the back. Just

60:45

>> run on.

60:46

>> There you go.

60:47

>> It's so funny hearing Tony talk about

60:49

this because for people who don't know,

60:51

the way Tony runs Kill Tony is basically

60:56

a version of a WWE event. I mean, it

61:00

really is like when he does the arena

61:02

shows, he's has everything set up like a

61:04

WWE event.

61:06

>> Yeah. I mean, even the thing we did with

61:08

Shane when when Shane was playing when

61:10

Shane was playing Trump when Trump and I

61:13

were supposedly feuding online, Trump

61:15

had said something about me online and

61:16

then uh Trump's talking [ __ ] like as

61:18

Shane's talking [ __ ] and then the music

61:20

plays and I show up behind him. It's

61:22

pure pro wrestling.

61:23

>> Oh yeah,

61:23

>> it's pure pro wrestling.

61:24

>> And MSG's on their feet shocked. You

61:27

know, you're surprising this crowd that

61:29

thinks they're just there for a comedy

61:30

show and well there's the panel. I guess

61:32

that's what we're going to have tonight.

61:34

But the surprises, the ups, the downs.

61:38

And then he brings up Joey Diaz. So it's

61:40

like boom boom. Kind of like that big

61:43

finish at Mania that I was talking about

61:45

like superstar bringing up a superstar,

61:48

you know, music, music, smoke, fire.

61:50

>> Yes.

61:50

>> All these little things.

61:51

>> The more the more you make it important,

61:53

the more important it becomes.

61:54

>> Yeah. As when what he's saying is like

61:57

when Trump was there, this was as Trump

61:59

was running for president and Trump

62:00

thought that I was endorsing RFK. So he

62:02

got mad at me. So I said I am here to

62:04

endorse someone and I brought out Joey

62:05

Diaz. I mean

62:07

>> which is great because you're going to

62:09

get a reveal but you get a different

62:10

reveal and it's like

62:11

>> and everybody went nuts and but it's

62:13

like the audience they are into it like

62:15

they're into pro wrestling. They want

62:17

all the heel turns. They want all the

62:19

chaos. They want all the the the

62:21

pageantry and the the fire and the

62:23

explosions and all the [ __ ]

62:25

>> Man, you get you get any live audience,

62:28

they're into all that. Like watch a

62:29

college football game, watch a soccer

62:31

game overseas or or football as they

62:34

would say. Like

62:35

>> the fans, it's it's like a group think

62:37

of energy.

62:38

>> Mhm.

62:38

>> That's [ __ ] nuts.

62:41

>> Like audiences want it. It doesn't

62:42

matter where you're at. Like what

62:45

>> man, when comics just go out and light

62:47

up a stage and they have that [ __ ]

62:48

stage presence and they just slay a set,

62:50

the [ __ ] audience is rolling in the

62:52

aisles. like they you you let the you

62:55

let them in and they they can help make

62:58

a joke that might not hit the night

62:59

before. Slay like it's it's all about

63:02

the moment. It's all about being there

63:03

and and reading the people. And the the

63:06

fun thing about WWE is you can you can

63:08

go out there with an idea and and kind I

63:11

can only imagine this as kind of like

63:12

standup where if you got your set and

63:14

you tell the first joke to crickets,

63:16

>> you may try another joke and if that's

63:18

crickets, you got to [ __ ] pivot.

63:19

>> Yeah. So, we go out, we go out and do

63:21

something

63:22

>> and oh man, they're into it. Great. All

63:25

right, we have them. We just got to

63:27

maintain their attention until we get to

63:29

act three essentially.

63:31

>> But if you hear [ __ ] crickets, you're

63:33

like, "All right, we're switching it up.

63:34

[ __ ] pivot right now."

63:36

>> And you That's the beauty. That's That's

63:38

one of the things that I love the most

63:40

is the

63:41

>> It's not just me and the other person

63:43

out there. Like the audience is the act

63:46

every like that moment only means

63:48

something. If you put a blue screen

63:49

behind the people, it is super [ __ ]

63:51

up. Like, what the [ __ ] are they doing

63:53

and why does that mean anything,

63:54

>> right?

63:54

>> But when you let the level of the

63:56

audience and everybody's on their feet

63:57

and they go, "No." Like,

63:59

>> it's [ __ ] everything. It's

64:00

everything.

64:01

>> That's why Tonyy's so interested in the

64:03

coordination of it all and the setting

64:05

and the sabotage and all the chaos

64:07

that's involved in all of it.

64:08

>> But these are these are human emotions

64:10

that are universal. Mhm.

64:12

>> Everyone understands betrayal, jealousy,

64:15

anger, disappointment, failure,

64:17

excitement. Like

64:18

>> these are universal things that you

64:21

don't if we don't speak the same

64:22

language, you still have felt these

64:23

things. And you could watch that. No one

64:26

spoke in that clip. But you could watch

64:29

that in anywhere in the world and be

64:30

like, "That kid just got [ __ ] over,

64:32

>> right?

64:33

>> Oh, what what's going to happen next?"

64:35

>> Like that's the beautiful appeal of it,

64:37

you know? It's it's we don't hit too far

64:39

above our weight class. Like we we try

64:41

to send largecale universal messages

64:44

based on true real human emotion that we

64:47

all know.

64:47

>> Yeah. And up to that day, that moment,

64:50

like even that thing that we were just

64:52

telling you about me bringing uh him

64:55

coming out, that being a reveal, him

64:57

bringing up Diaz was coordinated

65:00

literally I think 15 minutes before go

65:03

time. like literally me with a with a

65:06

big piece of paper going, "Hey Joe, what

65:09

if we did this?" He confirms it. So I go

65:11

to hair and makeup where they're

65:13

finishing up Shane as Trump, which in

65:16

itself is just hysterical. I pitch it to

65:18

him. He loves it. I go to Diaz, I say

65:21

Rogan's going to bring you up and and

65:23

the thing happens quick. Whereas with

65:25

you know every form of entertainment

65:27

that we're used to other than wrestling

65:30

and like kind of you know Kill Tony in

65:35

this instance everything's so

65:37

pre-planned that if we over pre-planned

65:39

it we wouldn't have had the topical RFK

65:42

endorsement because it was like news

65:44

that day. Sure. And uh so again that

65:47

inspiration you know totally comes from

65:50

there because what else is doing that at

65:52

MSG 10 minutes before the show

65:55

reorganizing things. So now we have to

65:57

go to production and go have Rogan's

66:00

>> uh LED ready and then Diaz in that

66:04

order. You know

66:06

>> it literally comes from that

66:07

>> and when it goes right there's not a

66:09

better feeling in the world.

66:09

>> Exactly. I just get to sit back and

66:11

watch.

66:12

>> Yeah. But it's so funny that that

66:14

connection with pro wrestling is really

66:17

why you've made Kill Tony the way it is.

66:20

>> Yeah.

66:20

>> Like without your love of pro wrestling,

66:23

it would be such a different show. Like

66:25

if it was just run like a traditional

66:27

standup show, right,

66:28

>> it's there's so much else going on that

66:31

makes it the biggest show.

66:33

>> Yeah. Well, it's long-term storytelling.

66:35

We had a guy on on Monday that had been

66:37

doing it 14 years and man, he just his

66:41

timing was off. He struggled even after

66:44

the minute. I go, "You've been doing it

66:46

14 years." He goes, "Yeah, man." I go,

66:47

"What do you how do you make money?" He

66:49

goes, "I do this." I go, "You do this

66:51

for a living." He goes, "Yeah." I go,

66:54

"You must have better material. I'm

66:57

going to give you another shot. Do

66:58

another minute. Here we go, ladies and

67:00

gentlemen." And I introduce him again.

67:02

And he bombs again. And literally um I

67:06

was talking with it about it with

67:08

Stephanie after the show because she

67:10

just happened to be at Kil Tony on

67:12

Monday and she goes a guy like that you

67:15

know what h you know what happens next I

67:17

go hopefully hopefully the guy gets

67:20

pulled out of the bucket in a month or

67:22

two has a great set puts it together

67:24

realizes oh his timing was off he wasn't

67:26

taking a breath he wasn't connecting

67:29

with the crowd he was just memorizing

67:31

his stuff and it the story begins to be

67:34

told about this guy. And sometimes it

67:36

happens in reverse. Sometimes somebody

67:39

starts off, you know, fire hot,

67:41

>> rocket strap to the back.

67:42

>> Yep. And then that's kind of the sadder

67:46

thing, right? Is starting hot and then

67:48

never being able to touch that again.

67:50

Have a moment like your first time.

67:52

>> Well, it's like we were talking about

67:53

people with talent. We all know someone

67:55

who killed during open mic days that we

67:57

were like, "Wow, this guy's going to be

67:58

huge." They have like undeniable talent

68:01

and they just can't manage it. They

68:03

can't figure it out. They self-sabotage.

68:06

They get addicted to drugs or alcohol or

68:08

whatever it is.

68:09

>> There are so many things.

68:11

>> Yeah.

68:11

>> It's not just the ability to go out and

68:13

do the task. Well, there's so many

68:15

variables that will [ __ ] you up.

68:17

>> Yeah.

68:18

>> Dude,

68:19

>> you're right. So many

68:20

>> so many gifted people have just just

68:24

have that roadblock in front of them.

68:26

>> Which is why I think conversations with

68:28

successful people are so important

68:30

because you get to hear those stories.

68:32

You get to hear like with Jensen the

68:34

other day, he was talking about how

68:34

Nvidia was basically bankrupt. They were

68:36

they were on their way out and someone

68:38

gave them a chance. Like some some one

68:40

guy that was an investor gave him a

68:42

chance and then they wound up becoming

68:44

successful. And then there was this

68:46

these moments and people need to know

68:50

that you're going to have those hurdles

68:52

there. You're going to have those

68:53

roadblocks. You're going to have to

68:55

figure out how to adjust. It's not easy.

68:58

None of no one who's been successful at

69:01

anything will tell you the whole ride

69:02

was easy.

69:03

>> Yeah. But a lot of the times sometime

69:05

man sometimes we'll be in it. I

69:08

So I've been through like three

69:11

generations of knowledge and learning uh

69:13

23 years in in the business at operating

69:16

at a high level. I have seen thousands

69:20

and like it is the man if you're a stud

69:23

in peewee football league then you go to

69:25

this junior high school and then you're

69:26

the number one player in college and

69:28

then you're the number one number one

69:30

player high school number one player in

69:31

college

69:32

>> eke out a spot in the NFL and then a

69:35

year later you're gone because the

69:36

funnel just gets so thin

69:38

>> like WWE has like 200 personnel in their

69:42

NXT development program right now

69:45

>> maybe 10 will make

69:47

Maybe. And of those 10, like really

69:49

honestly, maybe one will make it. And

69:53

what the hope is is over a six-year

69:56

period of those classes of 200 that get

69:59

metriculated probably every four months,

70:02

so we're talking 6,000 people.

70:04

>> I'm I'm hoping one makes it.

70:06

>> Wow. in in five or six years, I need one

70:09

because my top guy right now, my Roman

70:12

Reigns and Cody Rhodess and and the

70:14

Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynches of the

70:16

world, like um they'll they'll last half

70:19

a decade to draw. Maybe if if we're

70:21

lucky, maybe we'll we'll get it more.

70:23

They can, you know, maybe parlay it into

70:25

a decade or two, but that's an anomaly.

70:27

You got to play the the legit math of

70:29

like after five years, I better have

70:30

somebody in the on deck circle. M.

70:33

>> So, out of like 5 6,000, I just need

70:36

one. But it's still everybody's biting

70:38

their fingernails of like we don't have

70:40

the person yet. It's so many folks just

70:43

don't make it. Just don't make it.

70:46

>> Yeah. That's that's the parallel to

70:47

standup.

70:48

>> Yeah. It's man,

70:49

>> so that you know, there's so many people

70:51

that we we were talking last night in

70:53

the green room.

70:54

>> Thousands. And when I see them like in

70:56

the ring do stuff, I'm like, I could

70:57

never do that. But they just won't they

71:00

just don't make it. It's just there's so

71:02

many things that [ __ ] people up. So much

71:04

self- sabotage. So much inability to to

71:08

stay the course

71:08

>> in our own worst enemy.

71:10

>> You know, I don't know.

71:12

>> Yeah.

71:12

>> I don't know.

71:14

>> Yeah. Yeah. Happy accidents, though.

71:16

[ __ ] it.

71:16

>> Well, yeah. Happy accidents. But not

71:19

just that. It's you being able to stay

71:21

on course and you being able to

71:23

recognize that, you know, okay, this

71:25

didn't work. What do I do? You want me

71:28

to rap? Okay, I'll [ __ ] rap. Like a

71:30

lot of people would have been like, "I'm

71:31

not [ __ ] rapping.

71:33

>> That's beneath me. I'm here to be a

71:35

wrestler. I'm not a gimmick.

71:36

>> I'm not going to be a buffoon."

71:38

>> Yeah. I'll be a buffoon

71:40

>> cuz it beats working a real job.

71:42

>> It's not only that. It's part of the

71:43

entertainment of it all. Even the cringe

71:45

aspect of it where people ARE LIKE,

71:47

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" LIKE, it's

71:50

great. He loves that [ __ ]

71:52

>> Oh, it's the best. The best. You know

71:54

who my guy is right now? Dominic

71:57

Mysterio.

71:57

>> Love Dom. Oh my god. So he's

72:01

>> Were you?

72:02

>> Uh, no. You're here. I was going to You

72:03

weren't at Petco, were you?

72:05

>> No.

72:05

>> Ah gosh, we had fun over there.

72:07

>> I bet I was. I I caught a lot of it.

72:09

Yeah,

72:10

>> man. That kid's good, too. Like good

72:11

good human being.

72:12

>> I happen to be in um Salt Lake City

72:15

doing a gig. I was doing standup in one

72:18

arena and the WWE happened to be in the

72:21

other arena in Salt Lake City just a few

72:23

weeks ago. And I'm like, "Ah, darn." But

72:26

I look it up and it's a 5:00 pm taping

72:28

of WWE. So I hit up my friends at WWE. I

72:31

go, I'm coming in. I'm bringing my

72:33

openers, right? Uh anyway, Dominic

72:37

Mysterio is in a triple threat match and

72:39

his whole thing is he's wrestling

72:42

royalties. He's Rey Mysterio's son, but

72:44

he claims that he might be Eddie

72:45

Guerrero's son because he because his

72:48

father's, you know, one of the ultimate

72:49

good guys of all time.

72:52

So basically he takes on uh the the the

72:56

traits of Eddie Guerrero whose whole

72:58

thing was cheating and lying and

73:01

stealing, breaking the rules in original

73:03

ways all the time. And he's doing a

73:06

triple threat match which means there's

73:08

three guys at once, right? But if the if

73:12

someone beats anybody, you could lose

73:14

your belt. And his Intercontinental

73:16

Champion, I think it's Intercontinental,

73:17

right? is on the line and he gets thrown

73:20

outside the ring and I'm having fun,

73:22

right? I go, "Dominic, cheat. Do

73:24

something." Right? And he's kind of on

73:27

the other side of the thing and he lifts

73:28

up his head and looks at me and goes

73:30

like that. He gives a big wink and then

73:31

he goes back down again and I'm cracking

73:34

up. I go, "Did you see that?" I'm next

73:36

to Paulie Shore. I go, "Did you just see

73:37

him wink?" He goes, "Yeah, man. What's

73:38

he going to do, bro?" I don't know. But

73:41

these two guys in the ring are wrestling

73:43

and one of them has the other one in a

73:46

submission hold a camel clutch. I can't

73:48

remember who it was but anyway. And I'm

73:50

like you I literally even me watching

73:53

since I was a kid and even though he

73:56

just winked at me it was just enough

73:58

time I forgot that Dominic was over

74:00

there cuz this action in the ring is

74:02

really happening. Something's about to

74:04

happen and you hear the bell ring and I

74:06

look over and there's Dominic with the

74:09

hammer in his hand ringing the bell and

74:11

the guy lets go with a submission and

74:13

the referee goes, "What the hell?" And

74:15

something I hadn't seen in 35 years of

74:20

watching this thing. He was He's

74:22

innovative enough to find a brand new

74:26

way to cheat in this

74:28

>> twice.

74:30

A brand new way to cheat. and the crowd,

74:32

everybody's cracking up. It's a whole

74:35

new right when you think you've seen it

74:37

all.

74:38

>> This guy who you would love, he's

74:41

literally like built like me. He flexes

74:42

like Nate Diaz without flexing and he's

74:46

just braggadocious.

74:48

Oh yeah. He thinks, see, he thinks he

74:50

won, but the ref's like, "No." And hold

74:54

on, they got to cut to Dominic.

74:57

>> He just loves it.

75:01

Yep.

75:02

>> There's our guy.

75:06

>> Dirty Dom.

75:07

>> Yeah.

75:10

>> And the crowd just loves him. That's all

75:13

of us right there. That's Matty Edgar,

75:15

Joe D. Rosa, Paulie Shore, me. It was D.

75:18

Roza's first real wrestling event. He

75:20

had the time of his life. Childlike

75:22

wonder.

75:23

>> I I love getting people in there live

75:24

for the first time.

75:25

>> Yes. There's something funny about a pro

75:27

wrestler that's not built to

75:28

>> Oh. Oh yeah. And he's the champ. And all

75:31

all these other guys. That guy pent.

75:34

>> Man, he just whipped my ass. Dirty dump.

75:35

He just whipped my ass.

75:36

>> Yeah,

75:37

>> for real. I just lost the

75:38

Intercontinental Championship to that

75:39

son of a [ __ ]

75:40

>> Look at him.

75:41

>> Covered in gold.

75:42

>> Yeah.

75:43

>> Probably what 5'9.

75:46

>> No, he's a tall drink of water. He's

75:47

taller than me, but he's 170 lbs.

75:49

Soaking wet.

75:50

>> Yeah, exactly. Such a uniquely American

75:53

form of art. Yeah,

75:55

>> it really is. It's weird because um in

75:57

pockets of the world like it's uh Japan

76:00

has their own style of doing it. Um

76:01

Latin America has their own style of

76:03

doing it. The UK has their own style of

76:04

doing it. But this

76:06

>> Yeah.

76:07

>> Like the Japanese is very strong style

76:09

with respect to martial art. Um the

76:12

English style is very like catches catch

76:14

can, a real like technical expose. The

76:17

Latin American style, the Mexican style

76:18

is high-flying. Mhm.

76:20

>> The the American offering of like steak,

76:25

sizzle, apple pie, ice cream, Fourth of

76:27

July, everything like huge.

76:29

>> And that's all Vince, right?

76:32

>> A lot of it.

76:33

>> So, is it all ever one person?

76:35

>> Right. It's not.

76:36

>> A lot of it is. A lot of it is. But like

76:39

uh promotions like World Class

76:40

Championship Wrestling were were some of

76:41

the first to use music.

76:43

>> Vince was the first to be like, "Rock

76:45

and roll. Get over here and get on cable

76:47

and let's let's blow this thing out. I

76:49

want to do it. It's It's not just

76:51

something we have in a local VFW with

76:54

cigar smoke and guys taking side action

76:56

on carnival tricks. No, this is a

76:58

[ __ ] thing and we are going to make

77:00

this a [ __ ] thing.

77:02

>> Yeah.

77:03

>> You know,

77:03

>> it's also a [ __ ] thing where it's a

77:06

lot of it is not televised cuz you're

77:08

just traveling around the country doing

77:10

these shows.

77:10

>> Yeah. So that that the business model

77:12

has kind of changed where media content

77:16

is king now. So uh from what I

77:19

understand from TKO and I know their

77:21

executives will correct me but from my

77:23

perspective we have scaled back on the

77:25

live event only uh offerings which helps

77:29

you know uh lick the wounds. It's weird

77:32

it like you don't bump enough or you

77:34

don't bump as much but you kind of need

77:36

to get in there and bump to get your

77:37

callous and to get your wind and timing.

77:38

So it's it's kind of you get your

77:40

signals crossed. But anyhow, um the

77:43

content that is provided is always

77:45

available for media or or 99% where it

77:48

used to be the opposite. We used to do

77:50

like four live shows, one TV taping. So

77:53

you'd have four live shows under your

77:56

match, you know, you do you do like um

77:59

>> Lafayette, Little Rock, Pensacola, and

78:02

then TV in Orlando, you know, and that

78:05

would be the end of the run. And then

78:06

you'd do it again of like Bangor,

78:08

Portsmith,

78:10

um, Providence, TV in Boston, you know,

78:13

like, and then you'd go for another week

78:15

and go somewhere else. But it's it's

78:16

different now. It's like every piece is

78:19

televised for the media, which is great

78:21

because we get a lot out to our fans

78:22

across the world, but like I learned I

78:25

learned how to fail in those

78:26

non-televised events. M

78:28

>> I could take big swings cuz it's like,

78:30

man, if I'm on the the middle of a card

78:32

in in Valareerezo and I kind of [ __ ] up

78:35

in a gymnasium with 3,500 people, they

78:39

might they might tell me to [ __ ] off,

78:41

but there's also the last match that's

78:42

going to send them home happy. So, let's

78:44

try this new weird thing. And that's

78:45

where like me being invisible starts,

78:49

you know? It's just like, ah, [ __ ]

78:50

try it. Who cares? Because it's it's an

78:52

environment where you don't want to

78:53

fail. Now it's we there's way more

78:57

advantage on getting our content out

78:58

there, but production is super slick.

79:01

It's like really precise. It everyone's

79:05

really good. And um I don't know how

79:07

many people go out there and just like

79:09

like Dom. Like that was an example of

79:11

swinging big.

79:12

>> I'm going to fake ring the bell,

79:14

>> right?

79:14

>> Will people even get that? Who cares?

79:16

Let's try it. like he's he's the only

79:18

one of those guys who will or very few

79:21

of those guys will stand on an idea like

79:23

that where the other guys are like no I

79:25

want to have a good choreographed

79:26

performance

79:27

>> because I want my stuff to look good

79:28

because it's on television and going

79:29

around the world

79:31

>> you know I loved the non-televised

79:32

events but there's just there's not

79:34

there's not it's not a good business

79:36

model the

79:37

>> so how does a young person coming up now

79:40

learn how to fail

79:42

>> that is I think a conundrum that we're

79:44

facing um because you you're failing in

79:47

front of the world,

79:48

>> right?

79:48

>> You know, um

79:50

>> it's it's weird. You can have

79:52

>> you can it's like you work out your set,

79:53

but you can't do it on small clubs

79:55

before you go to an arena.

79:57

>> It's like you would you would work out

79:58

your set at home and then you just play

80:02

the in it dome or you play Barclay

80:04

Center. Like you don't have a small room

80:07

to be like,

80:08

>> "All right, it landed. Oh man, I got to

80:10

[ __ ] rework that one." You don't ever

80:12

have that. You just have this. You put

80:14

it together in your head. Do you think

80:15

it's okay? And then you're out there.

80:17

So, I I I don't know. Um I'm not saying

80:20

it can't work. I think it can because

80:22

analytics show that it it does work and

80:24

we we have a lot of people watching now.

80:26

But from my perspective, I really

80:28

enjoyed the carefree nature of just

80:31

going out and being ready for anything

80:34

and and it being okay if I I [ __ ] up

80:37

and I failed. If I told some bad jokes,

80:40

I could come back and be like, "That

80:42

didn't work. That didn't work." And then

80:43

you have a partner to be like, "Oh, and

80:45

this didn't work, but this slayed. Why

80:46

don't you do this again?" Like,

80:49

literally, that's where this came from.

80:51

Just [ __ ] around at live events. And,

80:52

"Oh my god, there's noise. I'll do it

80:54

tomorrow night. We're in a different

80:55

town. Let's see if they get

80:56

>> How did you come up with that?"

80:57

>> It was a dare. My brother a happy

80:59

[ __ ] accident. My brother dared me to

81:01

do it. Like, when we um when I was in

81:04

the middle of the the rapping wormhole,

81:07

I made I I'm a platinum rapper. I made

81:09

my own album. So, like in in making

81:14

Yes, this is

81:15

>> amazing.

81:16

>> Drink it in. Drink it in. Uh, in uh in

81:19

making the album, we would bring home

81:21

all the tracks and like my little

81:23

brother was our test audience and he

81:24

would do this dance where he would like

81:26

shake his head and keep his hand in

81:28

front of him like that is man, look at

81:29

you. He's like, you won't do that on TV.

81:31

And again, I was on the programs that no

81:34

one was watching. So, it's like no one's

81:36

watching anyway. Yeah, [ __ ] you. I will

81:39

do it on TV. And I did it on some

81:42

meaningless Saturday show and there was

81:43

a little bit of noise. So I took it with

81:46

me on the road for the next week and did

81:47

it on the live events that weren't

81:48

televised. There's a little bit of

81:50

noise. Okay. Like this is my thing now.

81:52

This is my thing. And I just You can't

81:54

see me. And like that's

81:57

>> now it's a thing.

81:59

>> Yeah.

81:59

>> Amazing.

82:00

>> Yeah. So it's I did it on a dare.

82:03

>> Wow. But like I also had I was in a

82:06

place to be able to tell my brother,

82:08

"Okay, I can waste two seconds on an

82:10

inside joke between you and I." That's

82:12

the dare. It's not going to ruin the

82:14

match, but if you're watching, if you're

82:16

the only one person watching Velocity

82:18

that night, you'll be like, "Inside

82:20

joke. Got it. All right. It's like

82:22

shouting out your gaming group." Like

82:24

seven people get the joke, but this is

82:26

one of those things where it kind of fit

82:27

and it stuck.

82:29

>> Wow. It's just so many of those things

82:31

in your life. so many of those like

82:34

fortuitous moments.

82:36

>> Well, I you know um admittedly I I have

82:39

a I have an optimism bias. I I I will

82:41

admit that. But life will will deal

82:46

opportunity. It's a it's

82:48

it's a matter of understanding that it's

82:50

happening. You know, don't get in your

82:53

own way.

82:54

>> Yeah.

82:54

>> Like say, "Yeah, come here. Sit with you

82:56

guys. This is a new experience for me."

82:58

Uh like, "Yeah, let's do it." Okay,

83:01

great. Um, man, first wrestler to ever

83:05

retire. Yes, that's a good idea. We're

83:07

just gonna do it. Yeah, but you'll never

83:08

be able to come back. Yes, but the let's

83:10

just do this thing. Like, life is

83:11

throwing me an opportunity to create a

83:14

year's worth of programming narrative

83:15

that I think will be interesting. The

83:17

alternative is to do what everybody else

83:18

has done and maybe hang on too long and

83:20

people like, man, you should have left a

83:22

few years ago. Now, let's let's let's do

83:23

this rap. Let's do this. Do you want to

83:26

train? It involves you working at this

83:28

shitty job where you're probably gonna I

83:30

tried to be a cop and failed. I was

83:31

going to go down and join the Marines.

83:33

That's lifelong employment. I'm I'm

83:35

really good with structure. I dig

83:37

uniform. Like I give me what to do and

83:40

like a a code of conduct to live by. I

83:42

have a feeling I would have fit in there

83:43

great. I love being in shape. They they

83:45

feed you over there. Like I I think I

83:47

would have done okay. But life put an

83:49

opportunity in front of me and I was

83:51

stupid enough to say yes. Going out

83:54

naked in the Oscars. I was just on Jimmy

83:55

Kimmel last night. He's like, "Man, you

83:57

want to do this bit?" I'm like, "Dude, I

83:58

am super tired. I'm on I'm on a

84:01

different coast." He's like, "Let me

84:03

send you the bit." And I read it. I'm

84:05

like, "Yo, [ __ ]

84:08

All right. I'm going to do it."

84:09

>> What'd you do?

84:10

>> I shuffled out there with an index card

84:12

over my dick.

84:13

>> Oh, that that thing. Yeah, that's

84:15

>> But like, man, in a room full of not

84:19

even peers or contemporaries, like the

84:21

pantheon of the professional goal that

84:24

you try to reach. I don't know any of

84:25

these [ __ ] people. I don't belong in

84:27

that room.

84:27

>> Right?

84:28

>> And he's like, "Yeah, man. Just kind of

84:29

walk out there naked. It'll be a fun

84:30

bit." And he's right. It would be a

84:31

funny bit, but I could have got in my

84:33

own way of like, "Now I got to fly. I'm

84:36

exhausted. I'm going to make a fool on

84:39

myself. I don't know any one of these

84:40

people. It's my first impression. I can

84:41

I can sit on the couch. Like that's the

84:43

easy part. The tough part is like life

84:46

has dealt you this opportunity. [ __ ]

84:48

say yes. 15 minutes before the show when

84:51

you get a good idea. The easy thing to

84:53

do is be like, "Do the show."

84:55

>> The hard thing to do is be like, "Yo,

84:57

let's let's [ __ ] swing. Let's go for

84:59

it."

84:59

>> Yeah.

84:59

>> So, it's it's not like I I think those

85:02

moments happen to a lot of us.

85:04

>> And it doesn't have to be a lottery

85:06

ticket. Granted,

85:08

holy hell, I've been given a lot of

85:10

lottery tickets, but it could be

85:11

something as simple as like, "Yo, you're

85:13

in a crummy mood. Find a way to be

85:14

kind."

85:16

Like, life just gave you an opportunity.

85:18

The person getting your coffee is like,

85:19

"Yo, have a nice day."

85:21

You could stay crummy or you could be

85:23

like, "Fuck, thank you very much.

85:24

Appreciate that.

85:25

>> Appreciate your time." Like that's an

85:28

opportunity. You know, life is just a

85:30

matter of like us reacting to what life

85:31

throws at at us.

85:32

>> Pivotal decisions

85:33

>> and it doesn't need to be a

85:35

worldchanging decision. I think now I

85:38

don't want to say nowadays. I think we

85:40

always think that like the decision

85:41

needs to change the world. No, it's you

85:43

just need to [ __ ] commit and do

85:46

something. As a 12-year-old, I want to

85:48

start working out and I liked it and I

85:50

just [ __ ] keep working out. And now

85:52

now I can't live without it. It's part

85:54

of my life. It's a fabric of my life.

85:56

But in working out, I've learned

85:58

structure and discipline,

86:00

accountability, essentially budget. You

86:03

if you take in too much and you don't

86:05

spend enough, you're going to have some

86:07

excess. Like the these lessons that

86:10

opportunity can teach you if you allow

86:12

it. Me [ __ ] up. the the thing I spoke

86:14

about at the beginning like the easiest

86:17

thing to do is your fault, but if I take

86:20

it as an opportunity of like, all right,

86:22

you missed. What did we learn? Where's

86:24

the gain?

86:25

>> Yeah,

86:25

>> you can move forward and I can move

86:27

forward and wholeheartedly apologize to

86:30

those I've hurt along the way. And they

86:32

don't need to forgive me. That's on

86:33

their terms. I can't control that. But

86:35

man, this the sleep is a little more

86:37

sound at night knowing like

86:39

in learning this lesson or having this

86:41

opportunity.

86:42

[ __ ] dude. I kind of trampled on your

86:45

[ __ ] and I'm so sorry. Like, I had had

86:47

such a shitty relationship with my dad

86:50

and just recently we've mended fences

86:52

and he's 80, so I'm glad I've done this

86:53

cuz I mean, we don't last forever. He's

86:55

going, we're all going in the dirt soon,

86:57

you know? But I just wanted him to be

87:00

something else. I always wanted that

87:02

[ __ ] to change. I wanted him to

87:03

be something else. And finally, I got

87:05

out of my own way. The hard thing is

87:08

meeting that guy where he's at. The hard

87:10

thing is allowing him to be who he is.

87:13

take the weight off my backpack and say

87:15

like, "Yo, I might have needed you to be

87:18

this in my life, but because you

87:20

weren't, man, because of your absence in

87:23

being uh the dad that I had in my mind,

87:26

I got all these [ __ ] cool male

87:27

mentors

87:29

>> who kept gave me a key to the gym at 15

87:32

and said, "You better [ __ ] be here in

87:33

the morning." And like, dude, I still

87:35

can feel a key in my hand from Dave

87:37

Knock. Um the the dean of students at

87:39

Coaching Academy who who bet on me. He

87:41

was like, "Man, if you get your grades

87:43

from C's to A's and you play two varsity

87:45

sports, this place cost in 94, this

87:49

place cost 35 grand a year. We will give

87:51

you aid and you will have a place to

87:53

learn." And that allowed me to become an

87:55

adult. It allowed me to the opportunity

87:57

of being in a diverse group of students

87:59

who, man, there's like royalty that goes

88:02

to that school and then there's [ __ ]

88:04

poor kids. My roommate was a basketball

88:06

player from Compton and then we got kids

88:08

with generational wealth through their

88:10

name in buildings after. But when it's

88:12

just like 450 kids in a social

88:14

experiment, money goes away and you just

88:16

you you just kick it. So I learned to be

88:18

friends with everybody. But I wouldn't

88:20

have learned that in West Newbury where

88:21

it's 99.9% white, 1200 people in the

88:25

small town, no stop lightss, you either

88:27

leave or you never leave. Like just

88:28

little little things like that. You know

88:30

what I'm saying? Like little

88:31

>> like man I should do this. and

88:34

deciding to meet my dad where he's at

88:36

and be like, "Dude, I whatever I thought

88:38

you were, you're not. You're just you

88:40

and I love you for you." And man, when

88:43

we sit, there's some [ __ ] that he'll say

88:45

that's all [ __ ] up. You know, he said

88:46

some [ __ ] yesterday that like I don't

88:48

think John's last opponent should be

88:50

there. And people listen to him because

88:51

he's a wrestling fan. He's like in the

88:53

kind of like the weird subculture

88:54

zeitgeist. And I want to call my dad and

88:57

be like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing?"

89:00

But then like no, he's doing what he

89:02

does. this is him.

89:03

>> This is the dad I This is the John Cena

89:05

I love. This is this is the guy I can

89:07

sit down with and and and part of that

89:10

is

89:11

>> being able to process all that. But the

89:13

opportunity I get from that. I've

89:15

learned about my father's story. I've

89:17

learned about what he what he wants to

89:18

do with his life, why he does what he

89:20

does, maybe what he wanted to do, dreams

89:21

he didn't have, so I can gain wisdom

89:23

from there. But it's just that's the

89:26

hard part. is like getting out of your

89:28

own [ __ ] way

89:30

>> to do the thing you really want to do.

89:32

The easy thing to do is to hold a grudge

89:33

against my dad. What I really wanted to

89:35

do was tell my dad I love him and sit

89:36

down with him and be like, "Yo, let's

89:37

[ __ ] break bread."

89:38

>> Yeah.

89:39

>> Talk about whatever you want. And now we

89:41

do that. And it's great. But that's like

89:43

that's a small example of

89:45

>> the easy thing to do is sit on the couch

89:47

and say, "Fuck it. Somebody else's

89:49

fault."

89:50

>> Right?

89:50

>> The tough thing to do is like life is

89:52

handing me a moment right now. And dude,

89:54

I don't bat a thousand. I mean, it's

89:56

more like Major League Baseball. I'm

89:57

hoping 300 gets me in the Hall of Fame.

89:59

Like, if I can capitalize on 30% of the

90:02

moments that life gives me and squander

90:04

the other 70%, I believe I will go into

90:08

the ground being like, man, I earned

90:10

life.

90:10

>> If you can capitalize on 30% of the

90:12

moments, you are in the 1% of human

90:15

beings that have ever lived.

90:16

>> I earned life. Yeah.

90:18

>> So, I'm I'm just trying to get that make

90:19

it to Coopertown.

90:20

>> Yeah. That's that's the reality. And the

90:22

also the reality is if someone doesn't

90:24

give you what you need, it it gives you

90:26

a desire to get what you need.

90:29

>> So many

90:29

>> sometimes it's a gift to not have like

90:32

doting parents like

90:34

>> I'm like, "Oh my goodness." Like I said,

90:36

I I would never have gotten those the

90:38

beautiful guidance I got in life. I

90:40

always had father figures

90:42

>> because I was searching for it and they

90:44

they found me. And I was also savvy

90:47

enough to be like, "This guy needs to

90:49

stick in my life for a little bit. I

90:51

that sucks and he [ __ ] pushes me but

90:53

I got to keep this guy around.

90:55

>> Like just weird stuff like that. I hear

90:57

a lot of wrestlers a lot of times.

91:00

>> What do you want to do here? I want to

91:01

be champion. Okay. The math of that

91:04

really slim. I never wanted to be a

91:06

[ __ ] champion. I just wanted to

91:08

wrestle. And if you're good, it'll take

91:10

you places where one day you can hold

91:12

one of those. But if you start with a

91:14

goal of I want to hold one of those,

91:16

man, am I pigeon holeing my goal. What

91:18

the [ __ ] do you really want to do? I

91:20

just wanted to wrestle and if I got

91:21

fired by WWE, I would have tried to go

91:23

to Japan. I would have tried to go to

91:24

Mexico. I would have tried to go to the

91:25

UK.

91:26

>> [ __ ] it. I because I just wanted to do

91:28

it. But that also meant I would put my

91:31

best foot forward. And I wasn't shackled

91:32

to I need to be champion or I'm not

91:35

validated. I'm not successful,

91:37

>> right?

91:38

>> You know what I'm saying?

91:38

>> Yeah.

91:39

>> Just give me a chance to go out there

91:40

and get the noise and whatever else

91:42

falls into place, [ __ ] it. Cool. Because

91:44

what I want to do is just go out there

91:46

and be in the arena. It's funny because

91:48

they talk about the noise the way we

91:50

talk about the laughs. Yeah.

91:51

>> It's the same thing.

91:52

>> It's the same thing.

91:53

>> Totally.

91:53

>> It's the same thing.

91:54

>> Yeah.

91:55

>> You know, and I don't need to be the

91:57

most decorated person, but it's weird

92:00

because in not even trying. I have a

92:03

resume that people will now measure up

92:04

against like, oh, that's you got to win

92:06

x amount to to pass the hurdle. So, it's

92:09

weird. Like, I didn't I didn't even try

92:11

to do any of that. All I tried to do is

92:12

like, you'll just get me out there. And

92:14

and when you look at what I've done and

92:17

and you've you've followed a bit like um

92:19

it was weird. I was in the main event of

92:21

Wrestlemania this year

92:22

>> and to talk to people they were like oh

92:24

man that's crazy. The last main event of

92:27

Wrestlemania I was in was 2012.

92:30

So you'd think that like oh John Cena

92:32

this guy is everything handed to him.

92:34

He's always at the top. That was my

92:36

first main event Wrestlemania appearance

92:38

as an attraction in like 13 years. And

92:42

in that span, I worked new wrestlers. I

92:45

worked for lower level titles. I sat

92:48

ringside and crushed three beers and

92:50

then got [ __ ] squashed by the

92:52

Undertaker as a fan.

92:53

>> Yeah.

92:54

>> Like I did all sorts of [ __ ] you know?

92:56

But it because it was never about like

92:59

I'm not a success unless I'm in the main

93:01

event of Wrestlemania. No, that's just a

93:03

position with a ton of stress. Just

93:05

[ __ ] get me out in the course. Just

93:06

get me in the arena.

93:09

have me in section one shaking hands

93:12

with people from Australia and I'll make

93:13

it the best [ __ ] time they ever had.

93:15

It doesn't matter. Like just get me out

93:17

there. What I don't want to do is sit on

93:18

the bench,

93:19

>> right?

93:19

>> You know, so how did you go from that

93:23

into acting? Like what was your first

93:26

>> So originally it was a a business

93:28

choice. Vince opened WWE Studios and

93:32

with the idea of if we make these guys

93:34

movie stars, more people come to the

93:35

arena. M

93:36

>> now as a young 20some on the road people

93:39

chant your name every night I'm like

93:40

more people in the arena that sounds

93:42

[ __ ] great and his first movie was

93:44

supposed to be with Steve Austin and the

93:47

it it fell through they were about to

93:49

shoot in two weeks so movie

93:51

pre-production is way longer than that

93:53

but he was like you're going to

93:54

Australia to film this movie the Marine

93:57

and it it was tough it was tough I went

93:59

from arrive in a town at noon work out

94:04

get a good meal in, crush the show, have

94:07

some beers on the ride to the next town,

94:09

fall asleep, do it all again. And it's

94:11

like this whirlwind of electricity to,

94:14

okay, you're in hair and makeup at 6:00.

94:16

We're doing an explosion today, so the

94:17

lights are going to be weird, and we

94:19

probably will get to you around 5:30

94:21

p.m. You just said it's 6:00 in the

94:24

morning. Yeah.

94:26

So, what the [ __ ] you want me to do from

94:27

here until 5:30? I just hang out. And I

94:31

couldn't like as a young 20some, I

94:34

wanted to be in the electricity. I

94:35

couldn't handle the the nature of the

94:38

business.

94:39

>> Yeah.

94:39

>> And therefore, my passion wasn't in it.

94:41

I wasn't fully invested in it. I am I am

94:44

[ __ ] here with you guys right now. We

94:45

are talking about this. My my mind isn't

94:48

elsewhere on other [ __ ] I I want this

94:50

to be what I want to give you all I got.

94:52

So, I'm here with you. I was never there

94:54

in those movies. I was always back in

94:56

[ __ ] maybe if I had the feud with this

94:58

guy or if I could have done this. I was

94:59

never there. and you could see it in the

95:00

performance.

95:01

>> So, I kind of got run out of the movie

95:03

business. I did so many shitty movies in

95:05

like 2009 10. My my best friend agent

95:08

Dan Bame at the time I was like, "Man,

95:11

we're never doing movies again." Right?

95:13

And you know, as an agent is supposed to

95:14

be the guy to pick you up, he looks at

95:16

me dead. He goes, "Nope, we will find

95:17

another way though." He was honest. We

95:19

are never do we run out of town,

95:21

>> but we'll find another way. So, we did.

95:24

We did um hosted some live shows. Uh um

95:28

hosted some game shows. did little

95:29

appearances here and there and then uh

95:32

Jud Appattow and Amy Schumer gave me a

95:34

chance on um

95:36

uh gosh, Train Wreck and it was a very

95:39

small part but again like just just get

95:42

out in the arena and do your best and

95:44

and look I was in a [ __ ] room with

95:47

comics like funny people. I don't belong

95:50

there. But they they created an

95:52

environment where I wasn't judged. They

95:55

only showed the good jokes. that didn't

95:57

they didn't show the [ __ ] 20 takes or

95:58

I tried to tell jokes that sucked. The

96:00

only ones that made the final cut were

96:02

the ones that made people laugh. So they

96:04

they provided an opportunity for

96:06

failure. And at that point I've been

96:08

playing the same character. This is 2014

96:10

15. I've been playing the same character

96:12

on TV for 15 [ __ ] years. And now I'm

96:15

like, yo, I get to do something

96:16

different. I can do this for 12 hours.

96:18

You want me to sit? I'll go [ __ ] read

96:20

a book. I don't care. I'm in. So I

96:22

accepted the patient process of movies.

96:25

M

96:25

>> and then after that I I I got a little

96:28

bit of noise and train wreck and then

96:30

Jud sent word to Tina Fay and Amy Polar

96:32

who were filming up the road in Long

96:33

Island be like if you got a spot you

96:36

should hire the kid and they made me a

96:38

drug dealer and their thing and then

96:39

like things started to roll downhill but

96:43

it was very very small parts at a time

96:45

and here I am that was 2015 here I am a

96:48

decade later and I'm still trying to

96:51

advance to fluency. By no means am I

96:53

like I'm the the 17time champ of the the

96:56

acting community. Those were the

96:57

[ __ ] I was looking at when I

96:58

was naked, you know,

97:00

>> right?

97:01

>> I'm aspiring to try to be that. But it's

97:04

basically the pivot happened when I was

97:07

like, yo, if you just invest in this,

97:10

the hustle you and patience you put into

97:13

wrestling,

97:14

at least you know, you gave it your all.

97:17

you know, be coachable, be professional,

97:19

be reliable, be interested, and and see

97:22

where the chips fly and and [ __ ] say

97:24

yes.

97:25

>> Well, it's also you had the

97:28

the objectivity, like the the

97:31

introspective objectivity to look at

97:33

your past performances and say, I wasn't

97:35

really in there.

97:36

>> I wasn't. And I got run out of town.

97:38

>> Yeah.

97:38

>> I lost the job. So, like, here's that

97:41

here's that mulligan. What? [ __ ] I'm

97:43

I'll I'll never work in this town again.

97:45

I will. All right, let's go. Let's try.

97:47

What else could go wrong? They've

97:48

already fired me,

97:50

>> you know? So, again, an environment and

97:53

no one does it alone. The the people I

97:55

was around, uh Tina and Amy are the same

97:58

way. Like, only show the funny [ __ ] but

98:00

try whatever you want. Like, fail. It's

98:02

okay. And just because you're around

98:04

people who do comedy for a living, all

98:06

we need is three seconds, and we'll be

98:08

patient enough to give you what you need

98:10

to give us that 3 seconds,

98:12

>> you know?

98:13

>> Yeah. It's uh it's just such a fun

98:16

story, you know, and there's so there's

98:19

only a few guys that have managed to

98:21

make that leap from WWE. Obviously, The

98:23

Rock is the big one.

98:24

>> Sure.

98:25

>> You know, I mean, he's the biggest one

98:26

to make that leap and now become a giant

98:28

movie star.

98:29

>> Well, I think it's a I think it's a leap

98:31

a lot of people can make. Uh it's not

98:34

from from lack of talent. We talk about

98:36

like obstacles and like we're in our own

98:37

way.

98:38

>> WWE is all consuming. And you got to

98:41

remember like I I was their biggest act.

98:45

So at 220 shows a year for me to be

98:48

like, "Hey, I need six months off to

98:49

film this action movie." That really

98:52

[ __ ] with the bottom line.

98:54

>> Like

98:54

>> Oh, yeah.

98:55

>> So So the answer is no.

98:56

>> Right.

98:57

>> You know, and and and now with less live

99:00

events, it's still you you want to be on

99:03

television. It's like, okay, I need to

99:06

somehow leverage my relevance with this

99:08

to the what it's going to do to film

99:10

that in WWE. If you're not, I'm going to

99:12

retire on the 13th.

99:15

They will be moved on by the Royal

99:17

Rumble. And that's that is real facts. I

99:20

will be forgotten. That is not a plea of

99:22

sympathy of like always remember me by

99:24

the Royal Rumble and the Road

99:25

Wrestlemania. Nobody gives a [ __ ]

99:27

because they're focusing on what the

99:29

show is. That's like three weeks after I

99:32

retire.

99:33

three weeks after I retire, nobody's

99:35

gonna give a [ __ ] And that's not I'm

99:38

not saying like what I did was

99:39

meaningless. I've lived the moments.

99:40

They're great. People move on. So when

99:43

if I'm a talent who's on TV and finally

99:46

got one of those spots and edged my way

99:48

in, do I is this the right time to

99:51

leverage taking myself off of TV to do

99:55

four months on something that isn't

99:56

going to come out for another 18 months

99:58

and then I got to go back to TV hoping

100:00

people still care that my my ring work

100:03

is still polished that I still have my

100:04

finger on the pulse. Like it's it is we

100:07

can get in our own way sometimes. You

100:09

know what I'm saying?

100:10

>> Yeah. So I I I was just at the point in

100:13

15, 16, 17

100:16

where I was like, man, my body's kind of

100:18

banged up. I'm a little older. I would

100:21

like to take some time off. And how I

100:23

talked about like every five years we

100:24

needed somebody in the on deck circle.

100:27

So I'm I'm running at the front for like

100:29

15. They needed someone in the on deck

100:31

circle and then they finally got some

100:33

folks. So they're like, "Yo, we got we

100:35

got folks. Yeah, go do the thing. It's

100:37

fine. Go do it." So my my passion for it

100:40

was ignited at the perfect time when

100:42

when the office side of it was like that

100:45

won't affect our bottom line too much.

100:47

Go give this thing a try.

100:49

>> So

100:50

>> it it again just happy accident man and

100:53

I'm I'm grateful for it.

100:54

>> So now you're in the situation you're

100:57

going to retire.

100:58

>> Yep.

100:58

>> And then are you just going to go all in

101:01

on acting now?

101:02

>> So that's again beyond my control. If I

101:06

could if I could

101:07

>> Is that the goal though? Is that what

101:08

you would like?

101:09

>> Uh the the goal is to live useful.

101:13

That's it. The goal is to live useful

101:15

and and not lack like a depth of purpose

101:17

in my life,

101:19

>> you know? I can't control if the phone

101:20

rings and they say, "We want the kid in

101:22

the picture." That's way beyond me. What

101:24

I can do is when someone bets on me, do

101:27

my [ __ ] damnest. For every dollar, I

101:28

want to give him 10 back. I want to show

101:31

them that you I want to show you your

101:32

time was well spent today. I want to

101:34

give you by heart and soul. And when I

101:35

leave here, you may be like, uh, not my

101:37

cup of tea, but the [ __ ] kid's all

101:38

right. You know, like that's that's all

101:40

I'm trying to do. So, if I can do that,

101:44

maybe I get another maybe I get another

101:46

match. Maybe I get another phone call.

101:48

But I also realize my mortality in in

101:51

the retirement, like it's over. But

101:53

also, there'll come a day where y'all

101:56

out there are like, "Ah, the kid's not

101:58

not cool anymore. I'm done. I'm on to

102:00

the next shiny thing." I'm grateful for

102:02

what I got. And I know I don't control

102:04

how many times the phone rings. I just

102:05

wanna I never want to phone it in,

102:08

>> right?

102:08

>> And and when my time is up, it's over

102:10

with, man. I like I'll I'll do the rest

102:12

of whatever life is.

102:14

>> So,

102:14

>> do you think about that? Like what the

102:16

rest of life is? Do you have other

102:17

interests? I

102:18

>> sure do. Sure do. Um love messing around

102:21

with music. I I never read as a kid, so

102:24

I'm reading more than I ever have. Um

102:26

love cars. Love to I'd love to just

102:28

drive the like just being in a car and

102:30

driving. not track stuff, just like

102:32

going on long drives. Love that. I see a

102:34

bunch of sticks. I love an occasional

102:36

stick with some conversation. Uh I love

102:39

boy did I miss out on loving connections

102:42

in my life. So I'm like I have them now

102:45

and they're [ __ ] so cool. So if if a

102:48

day is just spent with friends or a week

102:51

or like man with WWE, I've been around

102:53

the world like 12 times. I haven't seen

102:55

[ __ ] I've seen the inside of arenas, a

102:59

hotel bar, and a [ __ ] airport.

103:01

>> Yeah.

103:02

>> I want to know what Tokyo is all about.

103:04

I've been there like 20 times. I haven't

103:05

seen [ __ ] you know? Like I And and I

103:08

don't know if I'll ever get tired of

103:10

that. Like um I always have a curious

103:13

nature on to to what's next. I don't

103:17

know what that'll be, but I'm I never

103:19

want to wake up and be like, man, life's

103:21

taking forever.

103:23

>> You know what I'm saying? I think

103:24

there's always something to do with the

103:26

day. So, I don't I don't know. Would I

103:28

love to continue to tell stories and get

103:30

paid for it? [ __ ] that's a great gig,

103:33

>> but it's also beyond my control. So,

103:35

instead of being like, I'm going all in

103:38

on acting and I want to do this and one

103:40

day I want to win an Oscar. And I'm not

103:41

saying that approach is bad. I'm just

103:43

saying my approach is like, man, when

103:45

they do call, be grateful. And don't be

103:47

grateful in the easy times. Be grateful

103:49

when they ask you to work a 16 hour day

103:51

or be grateful in that press tour when

103:53

you have to read off the or when you get

103:55

to read off the prompter and you're

103:56

doing 86 reads and the reads are so you

103:59

can dress up in the costume and all that

104:01

other [ __ ] Like that's that's kind of

104:03

more where I'm at. That's a great

104:05

approach to life. How did you develop

104:07

this philosophy is dude I'm not supposed

104:09

to be here. Like I'm from [ __ ] West

104:12

Newbury, Massachusetts. I'm not supposed

104:14

to be here. And and that's another

104:16

thing. There's not a day that doesn't go

104:18

by where I look at someone I love and

104:21

connect with and be like, "Man, what a

104:22

life." I I understand how lucky I am,

104:26

and I understand I have been awarded

104:28

more opportunity

104:30

than one human being should get. And

104:32

it's it's um from what I've tried to

104:36

boil down to it, the best way to honor

104:38

that opportunity is to do your best to

104:41

try to live a good life.

104:43

And a good life isn't it's that that's

104:46

almost like pain. Everybody's

104:47

perspective of a good life is different.

104:49

I've come up with core values and I try

104:52

to live by those. [ __ ] I'm human. I

104:54

ain't perfect. But like again,

104:58

if when I go into the dirt, I feel as if

105:00

I didn't waste it. And I don't mean

105:01

grind. Like homeboy from Nvidia, that's

105:04

that's a grind. And I think a lot of him

105:06

there's fear there, but also a lot of a

105:09

lot of that effort, he loves it. And

105:11

that's what that's what an ideal life to

105:13

him is about. And if he goes in the

105:15

ground working 70 hours a week, he'll go

105:17

in with a smile on his face, you know? I

105:19

just want to go in when it's my time, I

105:22

want to know that I honored the luck I

105:26

was given by not [ __ ] squandering it,

105:28

by not wasting it.

105:30

>> And that doesn't mean grind to a

105:32

monetary number. It just means live a

105:34

fulfilled life where the sleep is sound,

105:37

the love is real, and every day you're

105:40

driven with curiosity and purpose. And I

105:41

don't know what the [ __ ] that is. And it

105:43

could change. Man, I thought I was born

105:44

to be a WWE superstar. And then the

105:47

elbows start hurting a little bit and

105:48

you're like, "Ah, man. I'm born to be a

105:49

storyteller."

105:51

And then you realize that like I'm not

105:53

in control of any of that [ __ ] That's

105:55

just luck. That's somebody being like,

105:56

"I liked him in this. Put him in that."

105:59

Yes, no problem. Well, I think a key

106:01

factor you're talking about here is

106:03

gratitude.

106:03

>> I was born to to honor the luck that

106:06

I've been given.

106:06

>> Yeah.

106:07

>> And just try to do my best to live a

106:08

full life.

106:10

>> Like that's it.

106:11

>> Yeah. And that having gratitude about

106:13

the life that you live and being happy.

106:16

God, it's so hard but so important.

106:18

>> And it it's tough when you use that word

106:20

because it's such a

106:22

>> I know it's a new age.

106:23

>> Think outside the box like but no man.

106:25

Like

106:25

>> it's a real word though.

106:26

>> Real thanks.

106:29

>> Yes. is hard.

106:31

>> Yeah.

106:31

>> Because you have to be thankful for the

106:33

suck, for the pain.

106:35

>> You have to be thankful for the lesson,

106:36

for the journey. Like, and these are

106:38

again, these are all like slangy

106:40

hashtaggy terms. I don't know what the

106:42

[ __ ] else to call it, so I'm just

106:44

calling it what it is.

106:44

>> They've been they've been co-opted by

106:46

people that just sort of [ __ ] and

106:48

use those words. But the reality of

106:49

those words is strong. It's very

106:51

powerful.

106:52

>> It's like like grind. Grind is another

106:53

hashtag word, you know, but like

106:56

>> there is there is some realism to it.

106:58

But that that From what I figured it out

107:01

thus far, that's my path. And uh when

107:04

the facts change, so does my opinion. So

107:06

we could come back here in a few years

107:08

and I I'd be on some other [ __ ] But

107:09

right now, that's kind of where I'm at.

107:11

>> Well, it's such a the the gratitude word

107:13

has been really co-opted by goofy

107:16

people, unfortunately. But it doesn't

107:18

mean you shouldn't use it.

107:20

>> It's the real word.

107:21

>> And and if if if the word makes you feel

107:23

weird, come up with your own word.

107:25

>> Right. Thanks. Yeah. Whatever. Having

107:27

thanks. I'm with you there. Some

107:30

>> some words make me feel gross just about

107:32

how overused they've been, but like I I

107:34

I can't stray away from that one.

107:36

>> Yeah.

107:36

>> Yeah. I mean, we talk about gratitude

107:38

all the time. We We're always like

107:41

>> talking about how we're living the

107:42

dream.

107:42

>> Yeah.

107:43

>> Like just being

107:44

>> What are we doing? We're just shooting

107:45

the [ __ ]

107:45

>> I know.

107:46

>> People are paying attention.

107:47

>> I know.

107:48

>> The [ __ ] you guys doing?

107:49

>> A lot a lot of people. If you're still

107:51

with us, I can't believe it. This is

107:53

great.

107:53

>> Yeah. I was thinking uh I was talking to

107:56

my buddy the other day, Peter Shore, the

107:57

owner of the comedy store, and I was

107:59

telling him about how just a few weeks

108:02

ago because I'm now that I have a place

108:05

that I like and a car that I like and a

108:07

job and everything, everything's finally

108:11

it appears how I have always considered

108:14

what the dream is. that uh I was saying

108:18

to my buddy the other day who I came up

108:20

with who I really started with and I'm

108:21

talking about like 14 16-hour days at

108:24

the comedy store. I'd answer the phone

108:26

at 11:00 a.m. because back then they

108:28

didn't even have a website. Hello, you

108:30

want to you want tickets tonight? Blah

108:31

blah blah blah. Work all night, put on

108:33

the t-shirt at 8:00 p.m. tear tickets

108:36

and check IDs until 2:30 in the morning.

108:39

So I would hit ex I would hit overtime

108:42

by like Wednesday or Thursday, but they

108:43

couldn't pay overtime because the comedy

108:45

store in 2007 was half to quarter empty.

108:49

Anyway, so they would cut my hours and I

108:52

was paying $400 a month to sleep on my

108:55

buddy's couch in his living room and he

108:57

had a bedroom and my other buddy Maddie

108:59

had a bedroom, but Sandy was like, you

109:02

know, he was like the apartment was

109:04

registered in his name. And I mean,

109:06

terrible couch, terrible setup. I'd have

109:08

to go through one of their bedrooms to

109:10

go to the bathroom. So, if you have to

109:12

pee in the middle of the night, you're

109:13

kind of tiptoeing

109:14

>> through, you know, you don't want to

109:16

make noise. You don't know what you're

109:17

gonna see, whatever.

109:19

>> And I was talking to Matt a month or so

109:21

ago and I go, I think I still owe Sandy

109:24

a little bit of rent money because I

109:25

just simply didn't have it back then.

109:27

Isn't that crazy? He goes, you do. I He

109:31

mentioned it last time as we were

109:33

talking about how successful you are.

109:34

>> There's an accountant right there.

109:35

>> So, I Venmoed him out of nowhere. I

109:37

haven't even we haven't even talked

109:39

since pre- pandemic. He's got a family.

109:41

I'm out here. This that I Venmo him a

109:44

thousand bucks out of nowhere. And I go

109:46

2007 rent money as the uh as the um the

109:51

memo part of it. And he hits me up

109:54

saying thanks and we're communicating.

109:56

And then I remembered that at one point

109:58

I couldn't even afford the $400 a month

110:02

uh for the couch. And there was another

110:05

comedian that was a door guy at the

110:06

store that did have the 400 a month

110:08

because he was getting help from his

110:09

parents. So I got downgraded to a bean

110:11

bag for like a month or two. I was

110:13

sleeping. Oh, just horrendous. Exactly.

110:16

A sore back for two months just in pain

110:19

all the time but doing what I loved. So

110:22

much of what you're saying about

110:23

enjoying the process. Enjoy what you're

110:25

doing because I really did back then.

110:28

And I think about that now more. I've

110:30

been thinking about that bean bag and

110:31

that couch and that living room more

110:33

than ever the last few months. You know,

110:36

it's like that's talking about

110:39

gratitude. It's like those are the

110:40

things that that's who you are is

110:43

enjoying that process,

110:45

>> you know, and making the best out of it.

110:47

>> And in in in my case of a similar story

110:50

and from what I'm hearing from you is

110:52

like you you wanted to be there. You you

110:54

were not going to give up the bean bag.

110:55

>> Oh yeah. There's there's a lot of folks

110:57

out there who are put behind the

110:59

eightball and really have to dig

111:00

themselves out of a trench. When I moved

111:02

out to Venice and I was working at

111:03

Golds, I was sleeping in the parking lot

111:05

in my 91 Continental

111:06

>> and everybody's like, "Oh man, you were

111:08

homeless." I'm like, "No, no choice. It

111:10

was my choice."

111:10

>> Yeah.

111:11

>> I didn't want to leave. My old man had a

111:13

room for me. Nobody ever leaves West

111:14

Newbury. My dad was like, "Yo, come

111:16

back. You got a roof over your head. You

111:17

get some [ __ ] up job over here. You

111:19

don't have to pay rent." So, I had

111:21

choice. I stayed in the car cuz I wanted

111:23

to.

111:24

>> Yeah.

111:24

>> Life was great. I got to see like the

111:27

bodybuilders of the 2000s. I got to

111:29

train at the gym and shower at the gym

111:31

and the rock came through. There's like

111:33

a old picture of me in the rock

111:34

somewhere where I'm in my gold gym club

111:36

store shirt and he's [ __ ] doing the

111:38

the this one and like I got to see all

111:40

these people and it was [ __ ] cool.

111:42

And I I wouldn't have left if they took

111:45

the car away and I got to sleep in the

111:46

parking lot. Like I I was by choice, you

111:49

know? You you slept on the bean bag cuz

111:50

you wanted to be there. And the fun fact

111:52

is

111:52

>> look at that.

111:53

>> That's uh that's that's that's me in the

111:56

background right there. No, no, no. Keep

111:58

that. Hold on. I'm taking the phones

111:59

off. I'm going in. Yeah,

112:00

>> that's me right there. He had just taken

112:02

a photo with me and that's me.

112:05

>> Wow.

112:05

>> That's DJ.

112:07

>> Wow.

112:08

>> Wow.

112:08

>> Yeah,

112:10

>> that's crazy.

112:11

>> That's 1999.

112:13

>> Wow.

112:14

>> [ __ ] rock was white hot. Selling out

112:16

every place. Probably Staple Center

112:18

Anaheim coming in to press some weights.

112:21

Wow.

112:21

>> Wow.

112:23

>> That's crazy.

112:24

>> Yeah. What a what a That So, like that's

112:27

where the perspective is exists.

112:29

>> Yeah.

112:29

>> Because I shouldn't have even been in

112:30

the [ __ ] club store selling candy

112:32

bars. I should be, you know, in in in

112:35

West Newberry doing what everyone else

112:37

does. Like, that's the that's the tale,

112:39

you know, and I'm not. So, I'm grateful

112:43

for it.

112:44

>> Yeah.

112:44

>> Yeah. There's a lot of people out there

112:45

on bean bags right now listening to

112:47

this. You need to hear.

112:48

>> Stay on the bean bag.

112:50

24 more hours. Who knows? 24 more hours,

112:52

something could happen.

112:54

>> Yeah. And the the success would be so

112:56

much sweeter.

112:57

>> All so much sweeter if you do it that

112:59

way. I mean, if you were a trust fund

113:01

kid and you had plenty of money and your

113:02

parents gave you 100 grand a year to go

113:04

out and pursue your dreams and they paid

113:06

for your apartment and

113:09

>> man, you know, I don't want to [ __ ] on

113:10

anybody's flex. You You're right. But at

113:12

the same time,

113:13

>> same

113:14

>> if if you understand that, right? If you

113:17

understand I was put on the board ahead

113:19

of everybody else. I was born on third

113:21

base.

113:22

>> That's again that shit's beyond your

113:23

control,

113:24

>> right? But I think you need some failure

113:25

to understand that.

113:27

>> So if you're grateful for what you have,

113:31

you will swing and miss and and be

113:33

accountable. I think

113:34

>> because you can't really control what

113:35

you have.

113:36

>> You can't control where you start,

113:38

>> right?

113:39

>> You can't control your start. You

113:40

control where you're going.

113:41

>> So if

113:42

>> or how you respond along the way.

113:44

>> Yeah. and and the kind of person you are

113:47

to somebody who was born on third base I

113:50

think also will dictate your perception

113:54

uh from the from the eyes of others. If

113:57

you feel you are greater than, [ __ ]

113:59

we're all human beings, dog. Like,

114:00

nobody greater than nobody,

114:02

>> right?

114:02

>> You know, uh, everybody's out there

114:04

struggling and and all of us, especially

114:06

in this area of the the pale blue dot.

114:09

>> We all believe in capitalism. So, so the

114:11

fact that you were born on third base

114:12

means everybody's doing their job and

114:14

the whole system's working. Like, you

114:16

can't think you're when you start

114:18

getting the like I I never use this

114:20

word. I feel bad even saying it.

114:21

Deserve. When you start getting the

114:23

deserve mentality of I deserve this.

114:25

[ __ ] it. What the [ __ ] do you deserve,

114:27

man?

114:27

>> Yeah, that's crazy.

114:29

>> You know, have you earned this? Have you

114:31

earned it? And if you feel as if you

114:33

haven't, what steps are you going to

114:34

take to earn it? If you're born on third

114:37

and you feel bad about it, take some

114:39

steps to feel good about it. I don't

114:41

know what that is, but if you're born on

114:43

third and you feel you deserve it

114:45

>> to me, that's [ __ ] sprinting through

114:47

a minefield, dog.

114:48

>> Yeah, that's not a good path. And I

114:50

don't I don't ever I don't ever want to

114:52

[ __ ] with somebody who turns like a

114:54

hundred,000 into 10 million or a million

114:56

into a billion. That's good investing.

114:59

>> That's I mean that that's the system.

115:01

You you you learned how to work the

115:03

system. It's just in the process if you

115:05

think you think you're better than Yeah.

115:08

murky waters, man. In in in my

115:10

perspective.

115:11

>> Well, it's just a terrible perspective

115:12

anyway.

115:13

>> Like you're just like

115:14

>> cuz it's all right.

115:16

>> It's all kind of fugazy. Like it's all

115:18

just paper IUs or whatever. It's digital

115:20

ones and zeros like are if it melts down

115:23

are you really better than anybody? You

115:24

know,

115:25

>> well a lot of times it's also a defense

115:26

mechanism.

115:28

>> You know, you pretend that you deserve

115:30

it. You pretend you're better than other

115:31

people

115:32

>> because maybe you don't feel enough or

115:33

again everybody's walking through their

115:35

own mile, but like I don't feel

115:36

validated or or I want attention or I

115:39

don't know. I don't know, man. I don't

115:41

know.

115:43

>> Yeah.

115:44

>> Yeah. It was crazy hanging out with

115:45

Steph McMahon and how human she was and

115:47

hilarious and human. I was telling her

115:50

cuz I was telling her like, man, you

115:52

know, I always wanted to be a pro

115:54

wrestler when I was a kid. And then I

115:56

realized I wasn't going to be tall

115:57

enough and I wasn't going to be big

115:58

enough. And then lately I've been

116:00

meeting these guys and they're not that

116:01

huge. And when I tell them that they go,

116:03

"Look at me." You know, Sami Zayn,

116:05

hilarious guy,

116:07

>> literally told me that. He's like, "You

116:08

could have done it." I'm like, "Yeah, I

116:10

guess I could have actually done it.

116:11

>> You could probably still do it." And I

116:13

was telling Steph that she goes, "Do you

116:15

think you can do a little something?" I

116:16

go, "I can hit a super kick on anybody

116:18

at any time from any place."

116:21

>> It's Shawn Michaels finishing move. It's

116:23

like kick.

116:24

>> You would literally you would faint from

116:27

laughter because you actually know how

116:29

to [ __ ] kick through a wall,

116:31

>> but it's a it's a it's a kick and

116:33

>> and the goal is not to hit the guy to

116:37

come real close. Y

116:39

>> and she's so cool. She goes, "Oh, that'd

116:41

be funny if next time, you know, I'm

116:42

with Triple H, you just super kick me

116:44

out of nowhere. I'll sell it. I'll fall

116:46

down the whole thing." I'm like, "I

116:47

know, Stephanie. This is crazy."

116:50

>> There we go. There it is.

116:51

>> That's a perfect example.

116:52

>> Come on. There it is, man. This is

116:54

You're on it.

116:54

>> Okay. So, a guy flies through the air

116:56

and you kind of catch him.

116:58

>> That's just one example. Like, that's a

116:59

that's a really good example right here.

117:01

But it could be from It could be from

117:03

standing anywhere. It's just a pretty

117:04

much that high that high kick.

117:06

>> You can do that.

117:07

>> I can do that. I can

117:08

>> You're flexible like that. I'm flexible.

117:10

At least I think I am. I don't know.

117:12

We'll see. I wasn't th was throwing a

117:14

rock at the tree the other day for the

117:17

first time in forever and I coming up

117:19

about 15 ft shorter than ever before.

117:21

There.

117:22

>> That's what she looks like.

117:23

>> Yep.

117:24

>> Whoa. That looks real.

117:26

>> Yep.

117:27

>> Yeah, it's on there.

117:27

>> Looks like it's really hit.

117:28

>> It's on there.

117:29

>> Two of the best right there.

117:31

>> It's on there.

117:32

>> Yep.

117:33

>> You really got that kind of flexibility?

117:34

>> Yep. You slap your leg at the same time

117:37

and it makes everybody actually think

117:39

that you did it. Like if I did it to

117:40

somebody, you'd be like, "Dude, you just

117:42

[ __ ] kicked them because

117:44

>> slap the like stomp around when you

117:46

punch."

117:47

>> Yeah. Yeah. Slide a hand.

117:48

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

117:49

>> Yeah.

117:50

>> There's magic in the business, man.

117:51

>> There is.

117:52

>> I want to see you out there.

117:53

>> Hey, I wrestled with my pillow for like

117:56

eight hours a day as a kid. I would do

117:59

the entrances. I would record off of the

118:01

cassette player. Remember how you used

118:03

to have to record? Dude, I had a whole

118:04

We had a whole league in our basement.

118:06

>> Yeah.

118:06

>> With I I didn't need the pillows cuz I

118:08

had four brothers. We had belts, a

118:10

league, personas like

118:12

>> And in one persona, I would get my ass

118:13

kicked all the time. And then there was

118:15

one persona that could not [ __ ] lose.

118:16

Like we kept standings and stuff.

118:18

>> Yeah.

118:19

>> Yeah. It's It's

118:20

>> Oh, yeah.

118:21

>> I don't know, man. I don't know.

118:23

>> That's amazing.

118:23

>> My brothers and sisters were all much

118:25

older, but we had a music class teacher

118:27

in my grade school that didn't give a

118:29

[ __ ] about his job. We would just sit in

118:31

the corner and play piano the whole time

118:32

and let the kids do whatever we wanted.

118:34

And again, we had entrance music. We

118:37

were all different people all the time.

118:39

We'd run it back again. The entire 45

118:42

minutes jumping off of desks, cabinets,

118:45

chairs. It's crazy how many injuries

118:49

didn't happen. It's amazing how

118:50

resilient uh kids can be when we were

118:54

that

118:55

>> the energy of youth just bulletproof.

118:56

>> God.

118:57

>> Yeah. It doesn't make sense how arms and

119:00

legs and heads and necks weren't broken.

119:03

>> You also don't weigh that much back

119:04

then. That's part of who you're Man,

119:06

you're so full of energy.

119:09

>> Man, I I can tell I'm getting old cuz I

119:10

can be like, "Is that chair okay?

119:13

>> Is it I'm I'm going to be sitting for a

119:14

while. Am I going to be all right? Is

119:15

everything going to be good?" I'm like,

119:16

"Oh, man. This bed's going to kill me."

119:18

>> Yeah.

119:18

>> Just laying down like this. The bean

119:20

bag. Oh my god.

119:21

>> Oh,

119:21

>> I'd spend four hours in that thing. You

119:23

have to cart me off.

119:24

>> I think I'd just sleep on the ground

119:25

rather than the bean bag.

119:26

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

119:28

>> Yeah. Back then it seemed like the

119:30

better option.

119:31

>> It was the better option.

119:32

>> Yeah, probably. That's hilarious though.

119:35

>> Yeah.

119:36

>> Have you talked to them about possibly

119:38

doing something?

119:39

>> Uh,

119:41

I mean, no, not exactly. At one point

119:45

there was a little a little chatter, but

119:47

>> come on, dude. I think you can come up

119:49

with an

119:49

>> Royal Rumble right around the corner. I

119:51

have big shoes to fill over here.

119:54

>> Sturdy entrance. We need We need bodies.

119:56

Yeah, I show Speed did a good job at

119:59

that,

120:00

>> man. He got drilled out of his boots.

120:03

>> He took uh uh the streamer, famous

120:06

streamer, internet guy. He took what's

120:08

called a bump from hell.

120:11

>> Uh he got speared at the Was that the

120:14

Rumble? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was. The

120:16

other spontaneous

120:16

>> guy. He does some wild [ __ ]

120:18

>> He does.

120:18

>> He got in the cage with Dan uh the

120:20

hangman hooker.

120:22

>> Yeah. And he's he's like he's game for

120:24

anything. Yeah.

120:25

>> He has like um like a kinesthetic

120:28

awareness. Like he's he's obviously an

120:30

athlete.

120:31

>> Yeah.

120:31

>> And he's brave. Like

120:34

>> look at this [ __ ] Watch this mother

120:35

just leave screen.

120:36

>> SAY IT.

120:38

>> OH MAN.

120:40

>> Oh my god.

120:41

>> You can't fake that.

120:42

>> Oh my god.

120:43

>> But like you also have to the reason

120:46

that looks so good. A lot of that is

120:47

because of Braun, but also a lot of that

120:49

is because of I show speed. He committed

120:51

to the fall and really tried to fall

120:53

with snap and with quickness. Like he's

120:56

he's good, man. He really is good. And

120:59

like you said, like I I've seen a lot of

121:01

the other stuff he does. He he does

121:02

well. He'll get in there and mess

121:04

around, you know.

121:04

>> Oh, yeah. Well, he really sparred with

121:06

Dan Hooker and Dan beat the [ __ ] out of

121:08

him, but he hung in there.

121:09

>> Yeah.

121:09

>> Yeah. It's just it's

121:11

>> crazy enough to try, you know.

121:12

>> It's also interesting these YouTube

121:14

guys, they're just becoming famous and

121:17

there was no avenue for them before. you

121:20

know, they would have had to have been

121:21

cast in a TV show or become something

121:23

else.

121:24

>> Limited spots.

121:24

>> Yeah. And now they're doing it

121:26

completely on their own and becoming

121:28

huge. I mean, he's got like 50 million

121:30

Instagram followers or something crazy.

121:32

>> Yeah. And and a bunch of content and a

121:34

bunch of revenue to match that. And like

121:36

>> and always working, always doing

121:38

something, puts himself out there.

121:40

>> Those guys hustle and it's all all the

121:43

content creators out there.

121:45

>> People don't understand the hours.

121:48

They're they they may end up getting

121:50

some financial reward, but when you

121:52

break it down to hourly wage, they're

121:54

working 24 hours a day,

121:56

>> 7 days a week. Like they don't stop

121:59

because it's a lot of the content they

122:01

make will have short shelf life. It's

122:03

not they're not they're not essentially

122:05

putting Gone with the Wind out in the

122:06

universe. Like it's like you got you're

122:08

only as good as your next one, not the

122:09

your last one or the one you did. It's

122:11

like you're only as good as what you're

122:12

doing five minutes from now. And if you

122:14

drop off the map, someone will replace

122:16

you like there's so many [ __ ]

122:18

streamers. There's so many people that

122:19

are doing content.

122:20

>> And they they work hard. They do. They

122:22

work hard. And even even the the ones

122:24

where it seems like, man,

122:27

to a a perspective of like, I don't

122:29

understand this. Still the effort that

122:30

goes into that. And it's not just what

122:32

you saw. It's like, okay, you got to

122:33

have a repeat performance and then you

122:35

got to keep coming and keep coming and

122:36

keep coming. Like I do a movie and like

122:39

I said, it's out in 18 months. In 18

122:41

months, they've already put out 10,000

122:43

videos,

122:44

>> right?

122:45

>> Like it's it's bananas.

122:47

>> It is interesting that nobody saw that

122:48

coming, too. Nobody ever thought that

122:50

that was going to be a thing.

122:51

>> I just think it's cuz we get so used to

122:53

stuff.

122:54

>> Mhm.

122:54

>> We get so used to consuming in a certain

122:57

way. When something is new for us, it's

123:00

like, ah man, I don't know if that's

123:02

going to take off. But there are young

123:03

people who are experiencing everything

123:05

at the same time and like, no, this is

123:07

cooler,

123:07

>> right?

123:08

>> It's way easier to do this. Also, he's

123:10

really young and when you start young,

123:12

there's not a lot of expectations on

123:13

you.

123:14

>> No,

123:14

>> you you can kind of just do whatever you

123:16

want

123:16

>> and if it works, great.

123:18

>> Not young and courageous, too. Like, go

123:20

just go for it.

123:21

>> Yeah.

123:22

>> Yeah.

123:23

>> It's it's And it's also a great example

123:24

for other people that that are thinking

123:26

like, I'm kind of entertaining. I just

123:28

don't have an avenue. Let me just start

123:30

making videos.

123:31

>> You got a phone?

123:32

>> Yeah.

123:32

>> You got a chance.

123:33

>> Isn't that crazy? That's all you have to

123:35

do is have a phone.

123:36

>> It's nuts. You see the videos where he

123:38

was uh sprinting with uh Ashton Forbes,

123:41

you know that super jacked guy

123:43

>> that does that morning routine that

123:44

everybody made fun of because he has

123:46

this like morning routine where he dunks

123:48

his face in water and then he someone

123:50

hands him his gold watch and he puts it

123:52

on. It's like really kind of silly.

123:53

>> Yeah.

123:54

>> Huh. you know, and he had a whole series

123:56

of races with him because he he couldn't

123:58

believe that this YouTuber guy could

124:00

beat him because he's like this [ __ ]

124:02

superjed ripped guy who a lot of his

124:05

online content is him running and he

124:07

just looks like a force of nature and I

124:10

show speed beat him like three times in

124:12

these races, but he didn't want to a

124:15

believe that he lost so he wanted to do

124:16

it again. Let's do it again. Let's do it

124:18

again. I show Speed's talking [ __ ] to

124:19

him. He did it again.

124:21

>> Sorry. See if you can find it. It's very

124:23

funny. It's very funny because when you

124:24

look at the the guy like this guy looks

124:27

like he could run like a horse and I

124:30

show speed is actually faster than him.

124:32

>> I think he he sprinted an actual Olympic

124:35

sprinter. I mean he started [ __ ]

124:36

around a little bit but he held his own.

124:39

>> That's crazy.

124:40

>> Yeah.

124:41

>> That's crazy. He was like right there

124:42

with an Olympic sprinter. That's nuts. I

124:44

>> think he won the gold the guy that he

124:45

raced.

124:46

>> Really?

124:48

>> That's He's like right next to him.

124:50

That's crazy. Like and he's not even

124:52

[ __ ] training like that guy is.

124:54

Imagine if he was like that [ __ ] guy

124:57

if he wanted to like fully invest

125:00

himself into sprinting.

125:02

>> Imag he's only what

125:04

>> 20 20 years old.

125:05

>> That's wild.

125:06

>> Wow. Really?

125:07

>> Imagine if that kid fully invested in

125:09

that and then became an Olympic gold

125:11

medalist as well.

125:13

>> So that's that's where that's where my

125:17

mind goes as well. It seems like he can.

125:19

>> But also, why?

125:21

>> Why not? Cuz it'll make his dreams even

125:24

bigger.

125:24

>> Will it?

125:25

>> I don't know. I mean,

125:26

>> or will sprinting against a gold

125:28

medalist, getting in the cage with a

125:30

fighter, getting in the ring with a

125:31

champion, uh going to that guy's house

125:34

and and besting him at his own thing,

125:36

like he should keep doing that.

125:39

>> He shouldn't he shouldn't go into one

125:41

the lane he's in.

125:43

>> I think he's doing pretty well,

125:44

>> right? It's almost better losing to the

125:47

fastest man alive by that much

125:48

>> or like so I can tell by watching that

125:51

you like I love potential.

125:53

>> Mhm.

125:53

>> And you see that you're like, "Oh my

125:54

god, potential, right?

125:55

>> This guy could he could win it all."

125:57

>> Find a video of him uh sprinting against

126:00

uh that Ashton guy cuz it's it's kind

126:03

>> for what?

126:04

>> This guy's got the world by the nuts,

126:06

>> right?

126:06

>> He should He should do what he's doing.

126:08

Exactly what he's saying.

126:08

>> I only know him from that appearance at

126:11

the Royal Rumble. like he got booked on

126:13

the Rumble because he has a big

126:14

following. I'm watching the Rumble. I

126:16

go, "Who's this ice show speed guy?" And

126:18

I go, "Wow, that kid took a hell of a

126:20

bump." So I know him from

126:22

>> this Ashton Forbes guy. Now look at the

126:24

way this guy's built.

126:26

>> Oh my.

126:29

>> He's talking [ __ ] WHILE HE'S RUNNING.

126:30

>> OH MAN.

126:31

>> AND he fell. He's yelling.

126:33

>> 40 million people. Is that right? The

126:35

number of views in the corner. 40

126:36

million.

126:37

>> Unbelievable.

126:39

>> Wow. No,

126:41

>> man. Look at that.

126:44

>> Wow.

126:46

>> They raced a couple times.

126:47

>> Yeah, they raced a bunch of times.

126:50

>> And the the other didn't that other guy,

126:53

he played football, right?

126:55

>> Not in the NFL, but I think like college

126:57

football or something.

126:57

>> Look at this [ __ ] size of him, too.

126:59

The other guy's [ __ ] super jacked.

127:02

Like, that's his whole thing. His online

127:03

content is him running, being super

127:05

jacked, and he has to deal with I show

127:08

speed talking [ __ ] to him. And he's

127:10

saying like, "Look, play some of this."

127:12

>> The first one I slip. Second one, you

127:14

barely beat me. Let's run it again. Do I

127:16

got to beat you three times?

127:17

>> Come on, let's do it.

127:18

>> See, see, when I see that, right,

127:21

>> let's go again.

127:22

>> Excuses.

127:24

>> What is it? 25.

127:25

>> 26.

127:28

>> That's hilarious. It's talking so much

127:31

[ __ ]

127:32

>> So, I see this and be like, "This kid

127:34

should be a wrestler,

127:35

>> right? Yeah,

127:36

>> because he is athletic and he can talk

127:38

[ __ ] and back it up. My god, this kid

127:41

would he would be a 20 time champion.

127:43

Whatever. No, he should do this.

127:45

>> Are they running barefoot on the [ __ ]

127:47

concrete? They have shoes on.

127:49

>> Oh, really?

127:50

>> Yeah.

127:51

>> Uh,

127:53

bad bad decision.

127:57

>> I think

128:01

>> that was pretty close. Yeah, but he

128:02

started before. Yeah.

128:04

>> For me is still lost.

128:06

>> For me is still lost.

128:09

>> Like he should he should be doing that.

128:11

>> Yeah.

128:12

>> But like you see the sprinting

128:14

potential. I see the WWE potential. He

128:16

should do neither. He should just do

128:17

that,

128:17

>> right? He's already done. I can't

128:20

probably want him to do it again.

128:22

>> Oh my I I think he did a thing. He just

128:24

went to like the Performance Center and

128:25

did a thing and like

128:26

>> Yeah.

128:27

>> He's really good.

128:28

>> Really good.

128:28

>> He's got great instincts. He's got great

128:30

timing.

128:30

>> That's amazing.

128:31

>> Yeah. and he's only 20.

128:34

>> I mean, there's now like this is like

128:36

full multi- camera really good shooting

128:40

and he's speed versus pros, I think, cuz

128:42

he's kind of doing that idea you just

128:43

said.

128:44

>> Yeah. Like where he goes he goes to

128:45

people's uh

128:47

>> Look at that. 46.2 million subscribers

128:50

on YouTube. That's wild.

128:52

>> Yeah. So, I think I think like he should

128:53

just do that, you know, whatever

128:55

whatever he's doing.

128:56

>> I mean, he's obviously doing it. Does he

128:58

have like a team behind him? That's [ __ ]

129:01

now.

129:02

>> Probably. Oh, look at that. He's

129:03

learning how to do flips.

129:05

>> Oh, that's crazy. So, he's really in it.

129:08

>> Yeah. And I think it's just like show up

129:10

for a few days and then go on to the

129:11

next discipline.

129:12

>> Wow.

129:13

>> So, he he does everything.

129:16

>> Smart. Very smart.

129:18

>> He spent all summer going to a city

129:20

every day. Everything was live stream

129:22

for like 24 hours straight. They'd go to

129:23

a city, show up. What's the coolest

129:25

thing to do in the city

129:26

>> and do it?

129:26

>> Do it. That's

129:28

>> like what kind of [ __ ] was he doing?

129:30

>> Go to the fair, go ride all rides, try

129:31

all the games. There's a bunch of kids

129:33

following around. Next day they were

129:35

here in Austin going to Terry Blacks.

129:37

>> I think he went and did standup with

129:39

Mark Norman at like in New York City.

129:41

>> Like that's a very cool he went on stage

129:44

for a second.

129:45

>> That's wild that he's so young, too.

129:47

Only 20.

129:48

>> Yeah.

129:48

>> That talented

129:49

>> and just just brave and courageous and

129:52

going for it. Like that's

129:53

>> regardless of what you and I think he's

129:55

doing exactly what he should be doing,

129:56

you No, you should just keep doing that.

129:58

>> And obviously not getting in his own

130:00

way.

130:00

>> Not right at all. All the things you're

130:02

saying like capitalizing on every

130:04

opportunity.

130:04

>> Story yet to be told.

130:06

>> Yeah.

130:06

>> Story yet still got a still got a lot of

130:08

life left.

130:08

>> Oh yeah. A lot of life left. Yeah.

130:12

>> We'll see. He's doing he's doing great

130:13

so far.

130:14

>> Yeah. Amazing.

130:16

>> Uh I think we wrap this up. It [ __ ]

130:19

awesome podcast. I really enjoyed it.

130:21

Thank you very much. It is um it is a

130:23

real a real big opportunity for you to

130:26

have me on here because uh the the the

130:28

WWE folks that you have had. I think I'm

130:32

still I only got one date left, but I

130:34

still think I'm the active one. I hope

130:36

uh this experience has been good for you

130:38

guys.

130:38

>> Oh, it's been amazing.

130:39

>> I hope you have more of the the guys and

130:41

gals from us in on your show.

130:42

Absolutely. Every one of them's got a

130:44

great story.

130:44

>> Absolutely. Absolutely. And I think your

130:46

philosophy is contagious and I think

130:48

it's really good for people to hear and

130:50

I think there's a lot of young people

130:51

out there that are really going to

130:52

benefit from a lot of the things you

130:54

said cuz I think it's rock solid.

130:56

>> That means a lot coming from you. Thank

130:57

you so much. I appreciate it.

130:58

>> My pleasure.

130:58

>> Tony, you're the man.

131:00

>> Awesome. Thank you guys.

131:01

>> Appreciate you.

131:01

>> Just call it.

131:02

>> Bye everybody. Pow.

131:08

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Interactive Summary

The podcast features a conversation between Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe, with a special guest appearance by John Cena. The discussion touches upon various aspects of professional wrestling, including its business model, the dedication required from performers, and memorable moments in its history. John Cena shares his experience learning Mandarin for WWE's expansion into China, detailing the cultural nuances and the political sensitivities involved, which led to a memorable on-air incident. Tony Hinchcliffe also discusses his own journey in comedy and his admiration for wrestling personalities, expressing a desire to have them on his podcast. The conversation delves into the physical toll of wrestling, the importance of calculated risks, and the evolution of the industry. They also discuss the impact of social media on modern entertainment and the challenges faced by aspiring performers. The episode highlights the multifaceted nature of the entertainment industry and the personal journeys of those involved.

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