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Thank you.

>> Who do you mean by those people?

>> Uh, you know,

>> you know,

>> it's changed over the years.

>> With the horns. I don't know. You know,

>> you mean band members? Who are you

talking about here? stuff. Uh, music

>> music music industry,

>> dude. Yeah,

>> we're just talking about So, we should

tell people what we're talking about. If

you hum a song just like [ __ ] around and

like, you know, like the cocaine song,

you know what I mean?

>> If you play Eric Clapton, you if you do

that, you'll get flagged on YouTube.

They and they take money from you.

>> How desperate is that?

>> It's gross. Like, you can't even hum a

song. You can't like What are you

talking about?

>> You can't even hum in the future. You're

not even going to be able to fall in

love. They're going to charge you for

it.

>> How are they going to do that? Well, you

won't be falling in love with the person

anymore.

>> People will be outdated. People come

with problems.

>> I ain't coming on no bot.

>> No. Ever? What about in one?

>> No. What will they do with it?

>> Keep it.

>> Yeah.

>> Maybe that's what keeps them alive.

Imagine that.

>> Let me think about it.

>> You got to [ __ ] her every day to keep

her alive. If you don't, she starts

shriveling up on you

>> like she's on ompic.

>> So she's Latina.

plump. You got to keep her plump.

>> You got to keep her You got to keep uh

You got to keep the juices flowing, huh?

>> There'd be guys that would sign up for

that.

>> Okay, I could I think I could do that.

But day 5,26

in a row, you'd be like, "Oh my god, I

can't do this."

>> Yeah.

>> And she's dying.

>> Why is she dying? She's electric, isn't

she?

>> She only gets powered by [ __ ]

>> Oh. Oh, it's sad.

>> And three days with no come, she shuts

off and that's it. And you can't bring

her back. I'd shut her down quick. I'll

tell you that. Dude, she would be

>> You have to let your buddies [ __ ] her

just to like keep her alive.

>> Oh, that's going to be gross, Joe.

>> It would be.

>> And it would be sad and stuff like that.

And you'd have some buddy like late at

night like, "Hey, bro."

>> He loves her.

>> Yeah.

>> What's your wife doing? Like texting you

at like 4:00 a.m.

>> Bro, if you need me to keep her alive,

he's over there stroking it while he's

on the phone with you.

>> Bro, plug your wife in for a little bit,

bro. Let me char Yeah, let me come over

there. We're getting close. Did you see

those ones they have at the Consumer

Electronic Show in Vegas?

>> The dancing ones?

>> No, it's an AI companion that's a robot.

It's like a very pretty lady and her

mouth moves and she talks and

>> it's not there yet, but it's in the

neighborhood. You know, it's not at the

right door, but it just entered the

community. You know what I mean? You

think so? You know, some communities

have that awning, welcome to like

Paradise Estates, and you go through and

there's all the houses in the

subsection.

>> Yeah.

>> It's in the door,

>> right?

>> It's in the door. It's not at your house

yet.

>> He had no oaks or whatever.

>> Exactly.

>> Or Hunter's Glenn or Racist Cove or

whatever.

>> The [ __ ] robot has made it through

>> onto your street. It's just not at your

house yet. And it will be in 5 to 10

years.

>> My kids aren't [ __ ] robots.

>> They will. If you have kids, they're

going to [ __ ] robots.

>> No, they won't.

>> You won't be able to stop them. All

their friends are going to be able to do

it. It'd be rude. It'd be like keeping

them off social media.

>> That's crazy, dude.

>> If you keep your kids off social media,

they feel left out. They're like, "Come

on, Dad. Let me get Snapchat." Like,

"No, son. I want you to concentrate on

your homework and your football. Come

on, Dad. Come on, Dad. Let me get

Snapchat."

>> No. One of Look, you your dad wakes you

up early. He's like, "Look, one of you

little bastards left the freaking com

robot in the yard.

Which one of you

>> delirious covered in [ __ ] All your

friends [ __ ] it."

>> That's sad. I do think that one day our

smiles will be in a museum. That's where

we're headed. It's like the feelings are

starting to disappear. You know,

>> maybe that's what autism is,

>> like severe autism.

>> Well, I've thought about that a lot.

That that's why we're getting to some of

like the only way we could get to this

place if we get to this data driven

place where it's like,

>> you know, alien is things start to feel

alien here is because of um autism

leading uh it's when autism mixes with

um what's it called? Our societies based

on money, capitalism. M

>> when autism and capitalism converge,

things got really weird,

>> right? And think about it, right? We

don't know exactly what is causing

autism, they have a lot of suspicions. A

lot of them have to do with vaccines and

different medications and different

chemicals and pollutants and all sorts

of different things

>> too. One thing we could all agree on and

Tylenol, they think too, right? But one

thing that we can all agree on, it's a

big factor is stuff that we've created.

That's a big factor. Whatever it is,

let's let's not put the blame on any one

of these industries,

>> but there's something going on where

more people are getting autism now than

ever. And it seems almost positive that

it's coming from us, that we did

something, human society.

Well, if you think about where human

societyy's going,

>> wouldn't that be a way to turn us into

something new, right? If we're going to

merge with machines, what better way

than to like eliminate empathy,

eliminate emotions, make us like able to

like stay at home and stare at a screen

for hours at a time with no concern

whatsoever. Just the kind of social

detachment

along with the integration of all this

crazy new technology. And the people, a

lot of the people that are in the tech

business that are high levels are on the

spectrum.

>> Oh, dude. Yeah. They're on the [ __ ]

diving board of the spect.

>> They're the ones bringing in AI. They're

bringing in the next version of life

>> kind of. I mean like we're thinking it's

like a mistake,

>> but it might not be. It might be like a

crucial part of the system when you get

further and further integrated with

technology and all the stuff that you

need to make it and all the stuff that's

involved in capitalism including like

lying about what mech medications kids

needs and giving them this and giving

them that lying about what kind of what

the pesticides do or the chemicals do or

you know whatever it is. What what is

that ultimately doing if it's if it's

leading people to be on the spectrum

more and more often? What if one day

it's not one in 12 in California? If

it's 100%. Yeah.

>> Everybody, you got a full spectrum

society and there's no regular people

left.

>> Yeah.

>> You have to think about that. If it's

one in 12 boys right now in California

and it used to be like 1 in 10,000, this

is like an invasion, right? Like an

invasion of like a a way that people

think that's entering into human

civilization.

>> Yeah. And I feel like it was I I agree.

Right. So then it's like those and and

then if you don't have this like

uprising this emotional uprising out of

people of like you know like this is

wrong because I think like um you know

when you get real databased and like

that kind of like tismesque type of

energy I think you're not you know

you're not thinking about some of the uh

like how it affects you as much or maybe

just you're able to like roll into that

nest of like this is this new digital

landscape And those people fit well in

it. Does that make any sense?

>> It does. It does make fit well. And they

do fit well in it. I know a lot of

people that are on spectrum that are

very happy just being online all the

time.

>> Yeah.

>> That's what they do.

>> And dude, maybe that's what's supposed

Yeah. That's the scary part is like what

if that's what's supposed to happen,

right?

>> And the rest of us are just like cuz I'm

like I think a romanticist, you know?

I'm thinking like, oh yeah, a porch and

a rocking chair. And then they, you

know, the but you know, other people are

like, "Yeah, we're coming in robots and

[ __ ] like that and ordering bagels

through our [ __ ] brain cells and

shit." You know, like it's just like um

we're thinking of autism as a flaw, but

it might be a feature.

>> But is it what is it okay? Is it what

nature wants or is it something that

we're creating that is heading us down a

very dark path? I feel like it's not not

autism, but all of it in conjunction is

the second one.

>> It might be what the universe wants.

[ __ ]

>> It might be how it goes. Like there has

to be some sort of a pathway from

territorial primates to something new,

right?

>> Does there?

>> I think so. Yeah. Because otherwise we

would still be single- cellled

organisms. Everything's moving in a

general direction of more complexity.

>> Okay. Right.

>> That's fair. So if it's moving in a

general direction of more complexity,

we're and with all the technology that

we're making, like we're moving into

some [ __ ] weird place, right?

Wouldn't it be better if you just like

easily accepted that and what better way

than if you're one of those dudes that's

on the spectrum that loves to chill at

home and play video games, just stare at

a screen, doesn't really need a lot of

human contact.

>> Yeah. One of those [ __ ] data wiggers

or whatever they call them. You know,

those [ __ ] tech monkeys or whatever.

>> Yeah. Those guys are just all about it.

They're all about it. They're wearing

Apple watches and the [ __ ] everything

is whoop neck. Yep. Yep. Yep.

>> They had to do with a [ __ ] whoop neck

brace. It was like it kept updating on

his watch. It's like your neck's still

broken or whatever.

>> He's got a whoop [ __ ] ring.

>> It's crazy. You're [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] robot,

>> bro. You blink twice and you're [ __ ]

Yeah. It like it shoots GLP1s into your

nuts. It's just like it's all too But

it's it it's happened too fast, bro. And

it's too much and it starts to be like

is it being controlled? Um,

dude, here's something that I always

>> being controlled by a small amount of

people, which is always scary.

>> That's scary.

>> It's always scary when a small amount of

individuals have insane amounts of power

and wealth. And that's what's going to

happen with this AI thing. And that's

what's what happened with tech. Like

look what happened with tech. With tech,

the vast majority of the people that are

involved were all like heavily

left-wing, very progressive, like kind

of even far-left in a way. And look,

they pushed the entire country's

narrative in that direction through

censorship on social media, through

banning any accounts that didn't con,

you know, didn't kind of commit to the

narrative.

>> Russia gate.

>> Yeah. Rush gate. Anything about Hunter

Biden's laptop, anything about vaccines

being deadly or, you know, maybe it came

from a lab, all that stuff would get you

kicked off. So, it was all moving in

this one ideological direction. That's

the like literally the conversation the

entire country is having and there's no

other output. Before, you know, there

was a few of them that came around like

Gab and some other ones, some social

media sites that were like a response to

that, but they never really took off,

right?

>> Nothing took off yet.

>> Not not really. You know, there's some

people that are on threads and there's

some people on truth, but the reality is

if you're not on Twitter, you're you're

not really going to connect with most

people. the that's the giant majority

people having conversations and it was

all completely controlled by a small

group of people with one ideology

>> but then didn't all those ha or half of

those people move over to the other

political party when uh Trump got

elected like you know what I'm saying

like Zuckerberg was on the left side

Bezos seemed like a very left-leaning

guy and then they're all just so that's

what made me start to think oh none of

these guys are really on a side there's

this other third side that a lot of us

can't see that uh is just kind of

commandeering or fabricating or like

infiltrating both sides.

>> If I could hum a song right now, I'd hum

the Pink Floyd song Money.

>> Yeah.

>> You know what I'm saying?

>> Yeah.

>> Cuz that's what they were protecting

that chatter. That cash, baby.

>> Protecting that cash.

>> I mean, look how many people are [ __ ]

moving out of all these states that are

trying to impose wealth taxes. They're

trying to steal money from the people

that are the most successful. I was

reading something about Massachusetts

and how much this lady was reporting

about how much Massachusetts has um lost

from that because people leave the

state. Their businesses leave the state.

New York is having the same problem.

That Kathy Hol,

>> you know, now she's asking people I

don't know how to say her name. I don't

care.

>> Yeah. Get a better name.

>> Who cares what her name is?

>> Yeah.

>> She's asking people to go to Palm Beach

and tell people to come back to New York

now because we're losing tax base. Like

come on. Of course, you're losing tax

base. You can't just arbitrarily decide

that because someone makes more money,

they deserve to give you more money. And

then what have you done with the money

you have?

>> That's the best part.

>> Oh, a [ __ ] ton of waste and fraud. And

have you corrected any of that? No. So,

your solution is what? More money.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. [ __ ] all the way off. Of course,

these people are going to leave. You're

a bunch of incompetent stooges and

you're in charge of all the money in the

state. And that's dumb. Yeah. And that's

why Chevron moved out of California and

Tesla moved out of California and

In-N-Out Burger moved out of California.

>> We moved out.

>> We moved out of California.

>> Companies, but we're people.

>> We might as well be companies. We're

small companies.

>> But it's like you can't just say we're

going to take more money and that'll fix

it.

>> But you don't think billionaire Yeah.

Especially, dude, what has happened like

with this follow-up to the Somali fraud,

like all of these fraud buildings where

it's like blatant, there's no

businesses. It's just a sign on the door

and like it feels like there's no

followup to it.

>> There's some there are some there's some

people that are being prosecuted right

now. There's uh a bunch of

investigations uh regarding um

Minnesota, regarding California. They're

getting in there. They have to get in

there now because it's been exposed

nationally. But the real question is,

how did it go on for so long? How did

you allow it to happen for so long?

>> They knew.

>> Bro, you want you want to know like

what's real bad? What's real bad is like

the amount of money that California has

wasted if their solution is to try to

tax people. Have you ever seen like what

they did with the highspeed rail?

>> Yeah. Nothing.

>> They spent billions of dollars. There's

some guy who broke down how much China

how much highspeed rail China did in the

same time that it took California to do

their highspeed rail. It It's actually

funny.

>> I've done some I've done some rail out

of China. I'll tell you that.

>> I don't think it's the same stuff. I

think we're talking about different

things.

>> But uh No, China, dude. They're doing

Dude, it's weird when you start

thinking, "Hey, China looks like a good

place to live." You know,

>> they've got their [ __ ] together. I'll

tell you that. A lot of these places

with kings, they really know how to run

things. They do a real solid job.

>> They [ __ ] do. Poland's got their [ __ ]

together, dude.

>> They do have their [ __ ] together. And

they were communists not that long ago.

You know,

>> Poland's got their [ __ ] They don't let

any of this flu influence. Spain, I feel

like, is taking their [ __ ] back.

>> True.

>> They're picking up their toys.

>> I got to find this. Uh here it is, cuz

this is this is actually funny. when you

see like the comparison between like

what China's done and what we've done in

the same amount of time.

>> Yeah, it's it's actually kind of funny.

>> Oh, I want to say thanks too to this

lady Sarah White check I just gave. She

just came and helped me get blood a

little while ago and she was she's just

a nurse practitioner and you could tell

she was just working hard.

>> She hooked you up.

>> Yeah. She was just like, you know,

showed up and just like just got it done

for me. You could tell she just like is

a hardworking lady. I admire hardworking

women.

>> Oh, what about hardworking men? You like

them? Yeah, that's it, Jamie.

>> Well, they should be.

>> So, look at this. Things that happen

faster.

>> Who's this [ __ ] Gooner, though? Who's

that dude? Is that Neelk?

>> [ __ ] He fell off.

>> It happened faster than building the

California highspeed rail. China's

entire highspeed rail network of 30,000

m. Our LA segment would have taken them

2 months. Dubai going from barren desert

wasteland to barren culture wasteland.

Timothy Shalomé's entire existence,

iPhone 1 through 17, and the internet.

Follow for more [ __ ]

>> I love that guy. That's Harrison Balm.

Good for him.

>> That's crazy, isn't it?

>> It's crazy. And they just took billions

of dollars in taxes and they Oh, we're

working on it.

>> Yeah, but where here's everything is

fraud. You're starting to realize it's

all fraud. Well, if it's not fraud, it's

waste and it's bureaucracy. So, they

keep the money coming in. So, they keep

people working, but the people don't do

anything.

>> And the dude, and we can't even [ __ ]

keep the TSA workers, dude. I [ __ ]

snuck a half a handful of goldfish to a

[ __ ] TSA worker the other day. The

edible ones, just to [ __ ] keep them

going, dude, out there.

>> You gave them some goldfish?

>> Yeah. They're not even getting paid.

>> I know. They they just started getting

back pay,

>> but still it's just But the fact that

that's like a

>> crazy like that they're the least

priority. Like bro, flying is [ __ ]

super important. You dummies. You want

to keep the economy going, you got to

let people fly around. They got [ __ ] to

do, man. You can't just [ __ ] not pay

the TSA people. You [ __ ] idiots. How

come you get paid?

>> Yeah.

>> How come you get paid?

>> I'm sick of this [ __ ] And I'm sick of

rich people not putting their [ __ ]

kids over in these wars and [ __ ] like

that. Put your [ __ ] honky ass kids up

there. Let them go shed some [ __ ]

blood.

>> Especially if you're asking for it.

>> Especially if you're out there [ __ ]

bullshitting, dude. Put your [ __ ]

honky little fancy ass [ __ ] kid up

there, man. That [ __ ] makes me mad, bro.

>> Well, I think there's also a problem.

The people that I've talked to that have

served overseas and have been involved

and deployed in military operations and

seen a lot of [ __ ] There are a lot of

them are of the opinion that you

shouldn't be able to make those

decisions if you never been to war. If

you don't know what it is, you don't

know what you're sending people to do.

It doesn't mean you're not still going

to be a tyrant because there are some

people like clearly Netanyahu's been to

war. You know, he's been he was in the

military. He's was involved in some [ __ ]

and Yeah. and he he was like a special

forces operator in Israel and clearly he

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>> I think most war is a unique term.

>> War is a [ __ ] terrifying.

>> But I mean he I don't think I wouldn't

call what he does war, but I

>> you mean what they're doing right now

with Gaza?

>> Yeah. And I'm I'm not Iran is war.

>> That's war. Iran's a real enemy. You

know, it's a different

>> Are they emn to America?

>> Well, what they are is the largest

country in in terms of like state

sponsored terrorism. They're the largest

sponsor of terrorism, but but also you

got to think why, you know, and this is

not excusing anybody for is Islamist uh

ideology because it's scary because they

want a a global caliphate, right?

They're radicals. But you got to go back

to what happened in that country. And if

you go back to what happened in that

country, they tried to nationalize oil.

Iran was like a westernized country.

Girls were wearing miniskirts.

Everybody's hot.

>> You seen that video from the 70s of

Iran?

>> Yeah, bro. Everybody's popping. It's

popping.

>> What happened is slowly but surely um

and quickly at first because when they

tried to nationalize oil,

>> Yeah. um the CIA swooped in and they

[ __ ] got that guy out of office and

they allowed these Islamic, you know,

radicalists to start running the

country.

>> Well, that's when started, right?

>> I don't know exactly when Hezbollah

started, but the point is the country

was doing fine before we monkeyed with

it. And we monkeyed with it because they

were not getting enough of the money

from the oil. So it was the British

Petroleum Company, I think, put it into

perplexity the story of Iran

uh their government being overthrown. I

think it was in the 1950s.

So when you you see like how it all

played out and why it is what it is

today, Jesus Christ, you'd be mad too.

>> Yeah.

>> And when you're mad and you're

surrounded by bigger enemies that all

have nuclear weapons, you don't even

have nuclear weapons. Wouldn't you be

trying to make them? You know what I'm

saying? Like I'm not saying Iran should

have nuclear weapons. I don't think

anybody should have nuclear weapons.

They definitely

>> Israel gets to have them.

>> Allegedly. This is the problem.

Allegedly.

>> Everything's allegedly with them.

>> Allegedly,

>> except for the genocide.

>> You know, they're not they don't

officially have them,

>> right?

>> I don't think they admit they officially

have them. And you know who is a big

opponent of Israel getting nuclear

weapons?

>> JFK.

>> JFK.

>> Yeah. That's what a lot of people think

led to back into the left.

>> Oh, yeah. Before they killed him. Who? I

don't know.

>> So the Iranian revolution,

>> also called the Islamic Revolution, was

a mass uprising in Iran, overthrew the

sha's monarchy in 1979, replaced it with

an Islamic republic led by Ayatollah

Rula Kmeni. Um,

>> Shaharo they called.

>> I want you to go back to the national

ask it a question of what was the events

that led to

um

them trying to nationalize their oil?

Here it is.

Uh uh uh uh no that's not it. The so the

what what was uh banned real opposition

use secret police to sural jail. I just

put into ask another question. What were

the events that took place after Iran

tried to nationalize oil? Just ask that

question.

What are the events that took place

when Iran tried to nationalize oil? Bro,

[ __ ] oil. I'd rather walk if this is the

[ __ ] that's going to come out of all of

it. You feel me?

>> The problem is it's not just oil for

your car. It's everything you use.

Plastic is these petroleumbased

chemicals are responsible for medicine.

>> But it's also getting in our nuts now

and people can't even [ __ ] read

anymore because of it. So it's like,

what is all that stuff helping us

anymore?

>> Yeah, here it is. So Iran's attempt to

nationalize its oil in the 1950s

unfolded as a chain of political,

economic, and international

confrontations centered on Prime

Minister Muhammad Mo Mosa. How do you

say his name? Mogade. Mosed Mosed.

>> Let me see. Mosad.

>> Mosad. Uh, and British controlled Angro

uh, AngloIranian

oil company. I'll walk you through the

key events, but it had to do with who

was in control of the oil before that.

Like, who was making the money before

that? Perplexi is going to give us the

[ __ ] tinfoil hat story of how it went

down.

>> But the bottom line is

>> people are making a lot of money over

there in oil and they wanted most of the

money and they got boxed out and then

they wound up with a [ __ ] psychotic

dictator.

>> Yeah. And a lot of the I mean, if you

look back on what Iran looked like when

it was a westernized country, like damn,

we should have [ __ ] supported

whatever the [ __ ] was going on back

then.

>> I know. I think Do you feel like we used

to do things that were better and then

we got uh

>> here's the tin foil hat version. I love

how Perplexity gives you a tin foil hat

version.

>> Ask you received.

>> Nice. Uh the story is basically Iran

tried to take back its oil. While the

British and Americans teamed up in

secret to crush that idea and send a

warning to the rest of the world,

Britain had built its empire and navy on

cheap Iranian oil via the Anglo Iranian

oil company, later British Petroleum

Company. So when Mogad Mosed,

I don't know how to say his name. I keep

[ __ ] it up. Uh London saw it as a

direct threat to its global power and

profits. Elites feared that if Iran got

away with nationalizing its oil, other

countries in the Middle East would uh

beyond and and beyond would copy

destroying Western oil monopolies. So

they were determined to make Iran an

example.

>> Like bro, we've been monkeying around

with other countries forever. This thing

in Venezuela, this real quick thing that

happened real quick when they're kidnap

a dude in Venezuela. like

>> well a lot of us say it's because the

these are the countries that are still

outside of the um Rothschild's banking

system or whatever. Have you seen that

thing?

>> I have not.

>> Where it's like there's a there's a the

countries that are still not on that

list or something. This is tinfoil stuff

I think

>> or it's absolutely true. I have no idea.

>> There's a lot going on right now, right?

Like

>> I'm fear, dude. I'm scared. I'll be

honest with you.

>> Yeah, it should be.

>> I'm scared.

>> Well, it's it's a scary time because

this is a real scared war.

>> People come up and people tell me about

it. I was in an Uber yesterday and

there's a man in there. He was driving

and um

he's like, "We need a revolution." You

know?

>> Oh boy.

>> He's like, "You have a voice." He's

telling me stuff like that. And I was

like, "Don't take Ubers anymore. Stop

taking Ubers. Rent a car, motherfucker."

>> I'm not renting a car.

>> Why would you rent a car? You don't rent

cars,

>> bro. You think I'm going to go be at the

Renting a car is insane. You have to

check under see if there's any dents in

it or if there's any like and then um

you have to do all this stuff.

>> Renting a car is a nightmare. Dude, I

will tell you this story though. One

time we rented we did rent a car and we

got a dent on it like a pretty good dang

and we [ __ ] we had a we caught a

pigeon and had it [ __ ] over the dent to

fill it in whenever we turned it in.

>> No, you didn't. This is not a true

story.

>> Yeah, we did.

>> You caught a pigeon?

>> Yeah. You think it's hard to catch a

pigeon?

>> I do. Bro, bring up a pigeon getting

caught.

>> Mike Tyson had a lot of them, bro.

>> Yeah, when he raised them.

>> Yeah, but dude, he had [ __ ] autism in

his hands after a couple years.

>> You don't think You think it's hard to

catch a pigeon? The dumbest bird ever,

dude.

>> And you just put the [ __ ] over the dent?

>> Yeah, you hang it over.

>> Hell of a [ __ ] How big was this dent

we're talking about?

>> Dude, these [ __ ] pigeons [ __ ] all

day, Joe.

>> So, you just hold them there until

they're done?

>> Yeah. What are you, some kind of [ __ ]

cop or whatever? Yeah, we [ __ ] put

him over the dent, bro. That's why God

wants you to help. That's my insurance.

>> Oh, okay. This one's all [ __ ] up,

though. That's not fair.

>> That's cuz he has American healthcare.

It's United Healthcare.

>> Dude, well, here's what I want to know.

Like, I'm I guess Yeah. Like, yeah. I

don't know, man. Everybody just feels

scared and it makes

>> Well, they should because a lot of

things are getting exposed right now.

You know, there's a lot of fraud and

you're seeing at the highest levels of

government and people are also scared

because no one's getting in trouble for

things like no one's getting in trouble

for the Epstein files. No one's getting

in trouble for

>> Yeah. that's almost disappeared kind of.

>> Well, that's part of what happens when

there's some sort of a big social thing.

One thing that's in the past that

leaders have used to cover up problems

at home is a [ __ ] war. I'm not saying

that that's why they bombed Iran, but

that would be a way to do it. If you're

that psychotic, you know, and if you

were thinking about doing it anyway, you

might be able to justify it. People have

always done that also to stay in power.

>> Oh, yeah. And even Bill Clinton said

that about Netanyahu. Bill Clinton said

Netanyahu wants war so he could stay in

power.

>> For sure, dude. People call him the

Yamaka Hitler. That's what they call.

>> Who are these people?

>> Everybody does.

>> Which people?

>> Countless people.

>> Huh?

>> What are you saying? What do you mean

people? What are you talking about?

>> What are you talking about?

>> Black folks. What are you saying?

>> I don't know what you're saying.

>> I don't know what you're saying.

>> I don't know what you're saying.

>> Okay.

>> Let's just not draw conclusions.

>> Okay. Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> He seems like a great guy.

>> Um, really?

>> No.

>> Well, this is a scary time.

>> It's a scary time because people are

willing to blow people up with [ __ ]

drones and missiles and they're shooting

into apartment buildings and blowing up

schools and it's like, [ __ ] man.

>> And we didn't I think that we've been

poisoned. I do think that we've been

poisoned

because I think that like we find out

that our food is a lot of our food is

poisonous, right? Or

>> a lot of our food is not good for us.

>> Yeah. Sorry. Not good for us.

>> So, we have a health care we have food

that is made to be not good for us.

>> And then we have a health care system

that'll just kind of take care of you,

right? Barely. So then you start to

create this other like you're going to

need the your autism gang that are up

there running [ __ ] but then you're going

to need this sort of like mollisky sort

of like the worker bees and that's what

the rest of us start to become as worker

bees because you know you're on

antid-depressants killed like the the

vibe and the energy of so many people,

right? like the opioid epidemic like you

you broke apart so many families and

ruined hope in so many like kids and

parents and homes and like um the the

the uh the COVID where you shut down

recovery rooms and places where people

were meeting and so they were so

disconnected and then it's like you just

you start to wonder why there's no

uprisings because there's no there's

nothing rising up inside of you anymore

because a lot of your your vitrol has

been killed. People are jerking off into

[ __ ] robots and even just on car

batteries and [ __ ] in some of those

videos online. But

>> car batteries

>> people will come on everything.

>> What happens when you hit the the two

posts?

>> I don't know, dude.

>> Does your jizz explode?

>> Probably got to be grounded. I would

have to guess.

>> Right.

>> That's a real [ __ ]

>> You don't want that jolt coming back to

the tip.

>> You imagine if it was like one solid

stream and the electricity jumped.

>> Yeah.

>> Made it back to the tip. But dude, that

could happen too with that robot if you

trying to hump that robe and that thing

shorts out.

>> Phones short out. You remember those uh

those old phones that would blow up in

people's cars? Like the Note, it was one

of the Note series. Like people's cars

would catch on fire if you left it

plugged in.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. What if that happens to your dick?

>> And people would always,

>> you know what I'm saying?

>> And people would just always leave it

plugged in next to their wife at night

for [ __ ] no reason,

>> right?

>> On top of your wife.

>> Just balance. bursts in flames and

lights are on fire.

>> But successor,

>> I I think we've been poisoned just

enough to like it feels like just to

hurt, but not like we just have to start

I think it's a time where like we have

to try and work on our and like look

inside of ourselves and I don't know. Do

I sound [ __ ] preachy? I'm sorry.

>> No, you don't sound preachy, but you are

think you're on to something. There was

some file. I didn't read it, but a bunch

of people sent it to me. I just went,

"Oh, Jesus." It was from the some

Freedom of Information Act or some leak

from the 1950s

with the CIA and they were trying to

think of different ways to make people

docile and stupid and unmotivated

>> and they were talking about different

medications, putting stuff in food, all

these different strategies to keep

people stupid.

>> Yeah. And they

>> This is our own government. us, United

States of America.

>> Well, that's another thing. Is that not

treasonous?

>> I agree. So why And yeah, it just feels

like there's no recourse and I know like

you start to think, well, this is how a

lot of people have lived their entire

centuries in different countries and

stuff like that. Like they live under

this type of oppression and like fear

all the time, but it feels new here.

>> I want to know what exactly. Could you

put that into our lovely sponsor

perplexity and find out what the [ __ ]

was said in that CIA document? What what

were they actually planning? Because

it's the the idea that there's people in

government that would just say, "Fuck

millions of people and their potential

in life. Let's tank their potential so

we can get our agenda through easier

without them being upset. Let's ruin

millions of people's lives or at least

dampen their dreams. I don't squash

their hopes, make them stupid and lazy,

>> make their kids sick, make their Yeah.

Make it put pornography and and and let

it be into the home so that um it's

accessible everywhere. So marriages get

ruined and relationships get ruined and

guys are just spunking out on wherever

and so they don't so there's no energy.

There's no like there's no [ __ ]

desire inside of people to overcome. And

it's like yeah, we have to just try and

do better one day at a time. for men

like their ambition in life is often

connected to wanting girls to like them.

Yeah.

>> Or guys to like them, whatever it is.

>> And purpose creating.

>> But that's the other part. Purpose and

creating is like the ultimate. That's

like the the ultimate is it's almost

like you're doing a service. Like

whatever you're doing, if you're doing

it your best, your real reward is that

people enjoy it. Whatever it is, whether

you're a carpenter or a musician or

whatever it is, if you're doing

something at your best, the ultimate

reward is people enjoying it.

>> Yeah,

>> that's the ultimate enjoy. But you you

have to figure that out in life.

>> You're probably thinking of declassified

CA, mind control, and behavior

modification experience like Bluebird,

Artichoke. Artichoke is it? That's it.

Especially MK Ultra, which did run in

the 1950s and60s. Okay. Bluebird, MK

Ultra. What is make people stupid in

cognition? Uh CIA uh efforts to use

drugs, hypnosis, and other techniques.

No, that's the interrogation. That's

different. Uh uh uh uh uh

>> this thing is interesting.

>> Perfect concussion effort often

referenced alongside MK Ultra explicitly

explored using suboral blasts to erase

memory. Whoa. Erasing or degrading

memory is practically a way of disabling

a person cognitively. Even if that is

not described as making them stupid in

official language.

>> Well, yeah, we're just It feels like

we're just stuck in an experiment.

>> I feel like this is not it.

>> This isn't it.

>> No. Um, this was So, why don't you run a

search for recently disclosed CIA files

to make people I mean,

>> I had docsel in first and it didn't give

me anything better.

>> Um,

>> I tried looking on Twitter.

>> Well, okay. using put in using vaccines

to make people stupid

>> or suggesting vaccines make people

stupid.

>> Uh, I hesitate now.

>> Why?

>> Cuz it's taking me to somewhere talking

about this on Facebook.

>> Perfect. I love Facebook,

but the conspiracy theorists are looking

pretty sane right now. Okay, this is

Eevee Magazine.

Okay. What is going on here?

>> You have to type in your email or they

won't let you watch it.

>> But yo, I don't think what you're

saying, the things you're saying, I

don't think that uh that doesn't seem

like an American idea to me.

>> Well, it's not It's okay, Jamie. Forget

it.

>> But it's not an American idea.

>> If you can find Is it okay?

>> If you can find it, please do.

>> Can you do Google, too, or you can't do

it?

>> Yeah. Just look everywhere.

>> Dudes, have you noticed some things are

harder to find?

>> Yeah. Well, this is probably going to be

hard to find because I think this is one

of those ones that is like it's on X,

right? And I know like people are going

over it, but I don't know if it's even

been verified. This is one of the

reasons why I wanted to put it through

perplexity.

>> Find because there's a lot of stuff you

read that just complete, especially

today. April Fools, [ __ ] Today,

April Fools. Yeah. Don't get tricked.

>> [ __ ]

>> Stay off the

>> I just gave some random lady my blood in

the parking lot.

>> Oh, no. She's going to use that for a

ritual.

>> Good.

>> Clone you, son. You can have little baby

Theos like those little videos that pop

up of us.

>> Yeah. Huh, dude. My favorite part of the

video is at the end when you just kind

of bounce out of your chair.

>> We're laughing so hard. Is this it?

>> This is it.

>> Okay. What does it say?

>> Video. Someone's talking about project

artichoke.

>> What is product project? What does it

say? Essentially

>> the video.

>> Beth Kim Iverson. She's pretty good.

>> White Iverson

>> artichoke. So, this says, "Look, we've

got this grand idea of how we're

basically going to drug people and do

all kinds of weird experiments on them

to see if we could control their minds.

These documents don't show that anything

was actually done. It just shows that

we've got these really crazy ideas and

they're extremely unethical, inhumane,

terrible, terrible ideas." The 1977 leak

of documents say, "Oh, yeah. Well,

actually, the government did it. They

did all of those terrible things they

said they were doing in that previous

memo. They did it. And now here's some

of the archives that we have from when

they did all of those terrible things.

So, okay, these documents, special

research for artichoke, dated April 21st

of 1952, the memo proposes developing

long-term covert drugs that could be

slipped into daily life. Drugs that were

quote administered over considerable

period of time, possibly being placed in

food or water that caused either

agitation or depression. These should

include chemicals or drugs that can be

effectively concealed in common items

such as food, water, Coca-Cola, beer,

liquor, cigarettes, etc. And should also

be capable of use in standard medical

treatments such as vaccinations and

shots. We can do all this other

experimentation which nobody will know

about. It's sneaky. Sneak it into their

Coca-Cola. Sneak it into their beer,

their cigarettes, their vaccines, their

medications. Let's sneak it all in.

Oh, those wild conspiracy theorists.

They strike again. They have no morals.

They have no ethics. They have no

humanity. These documents, I mean, these

people are inhumane. They're sick.

They're twisted. This is terrible.

>> Yeah.

>> Way to go, Kim Iverson. She killed it.

She She used to be on What show was she

on? Not Breaking Points. What was the

show that they did before Breaking

>> Kim Iverson? It wasn't 227, was it? She

got booted off because Fouchy was coming

on and she wanted to question Fouchy

about the COVID vaccines

>> and they kicked her off the show and she

went independent.

>> Good.

>> Which is how it always goes. Y

>> Yeah, you can't you can't talk too much

[ __ ]

>> Even though it's pretty obvious that

guy's a criminal.

>> Pretty [ __ ] obvious that guy's a

liar. Lied in front of Congress, was

responsible for gain of function

research that led to who knows how many

[ __ ] people dying of a man-made

disease. Whatever. Whatever. Just don't

question. You can't work here anymore.

You're not playing ball. Yeah.

>> You're not playing along. Like, look.

But now she can do stuff like this.

>> Good for her.

>> That's nuts that your tax dollars pay

for that. Them figuring out how to make

people stupid. How do I make Theo

stupid? Let me slip something into his

Coca-Cola. Let's figure out if it works.

Let's experiment on random people and

see what kind of results we get.

>> Then here's my question then. Well, did

you know whenever they uh whenever they

introduced antid-depressants that

changed like the cognitive um therapy

side of things like in therapist office,

it it totally revolutionized like

industrialized

uh therapy and it ruined it ruined a lot

of people, I think. Like um one of my

goals is to get off of antid-epressants

completely, man. I want to feel how I'm

supposed to feel so I can have thoughts

and actions that uh that like make me

feel connected to the world. That [ __ ]

makes you feel dead, man.

>> So why did you take them in the first

place?

>> Cuz I was in a bad relationship 20 years

ago and I was having a tough day at

school and they [ __ ] put they gave

them to me and then I never got off.

>> Really?

>> Because when you get off it's that I

think we talked about this once. It's

hard.

>> Yeah. It makes you more depressed and

more [ __ ] up and you're all imbalanced

and you you know probably you're

addicted to them.

>> Yeah. And so I that's one of my goals is

and I noticed like um for me I've been

taking like methyl blue. I've been doing

some things like and I'm working with a

doctor to help me but I want to I'm

going to get there and I'm just going to

start to take the power back of myself

more.

>> Well they say that exercise is like many

times greater in its effect at

alleviating depression. Dude, I wake up

and I do my yoga and I do like a 35

minute workout. I'll do like six

exercises, five runs of it in a row.

That's 30 exercises. Burn through them

[ __ ] and I'm a and I'm If I do that

when I get up in the morning, bro, I am

good.

>> Yeah,

>> I'm fine all day. And I'm also I'm more

positive cuz I've already taken care of

myself in a way that I feel is

sufficient enough for me to keep

operating and moving forward. But yeah,

I want to get away from the

>> Well, that's the medicine, man. Which is

really crazy. That's the medicine. It's

just hard for people to take because it

requires effort and it requires

discipline. You have to do it when you

don't want to do it. And there's a lot

of times when you're not going to want

to do it. A lot of times you're feeling

kind of [ __ ] tired.

>> We have to And I think that's what Yeah.

Maybe we just Yeah. Like I just need to

I just need to keep going. This is the

best I've been doing. I think

>> Why don't you hire a trainer? You got

some cheddar? I can't.

>> You got some cash, son. You're making

that

>> paper.

>> Why don't you hire a trainer?

>> I do. I I

>> hire a dude that's cool that'll come

over your [ __ ] house every day.

>> Touching my body a lot.

>> He doesn't have to touch your body,

>> Joe. Some of them do.

>> Well, you got to get new ones. They're

doing something wrong.

>> But some of them,

>> you got to say no.

>> I am saying no.

>> Repeat after me. No.

>> No.

>> Don't touch my butt when I'm in a deep

squat. It doesn't help.

>> I don't like that song.

>> I'm going to dick your [ __ ] It's

going to make you WANT TO EXPLODE TO THE

TOP. READY? GO. HE'S knuckle deep in

your bung hole trying to convince you

that it's so you can get more reps.

He's [ __ ]

>> That's got to happen like a [ __ ] big

jack gay trainer like praise on guys

that are kind of weak with small hips.

>> He's like, I bet you can't do this with

your with my [ __ ] and your butt. And

you're like, that's a crazy who cares.

>> Why are you suggesting this? Yeah. But

the crazy part is, dude, I I had a

trainer one time if you were doing like

a dumbbell press,

>> he would kind of squat you from he would

he would help you from the elbows kind

of.

>> Okay, that's fine.

>> But when I noticed this one time,

>> he rub his dick onto your butt.

>> Did he? He's right behind you.

>> No, he didn't. I don't know.

>> He did. You're blocking it out.

>> Maybe that's why you need therapy.

>> I don't know, bro.

>> Dude, if some I know all the dicks I've

ever seen in my life, dude.

>> All of them?

>> Yeah. How many have you seen? Jesus

Christ.

>> Honestly,

>> it's not that many.

>> Live and in person.

>> Could count them on one hand.

>> Crazy.

>> Only seen a handful of dicks and two of

them are

>> Aries.

Definitely the most recent one.

>> Ari's pissed in [ __ ] kombucha bottles

in this room so many times. He is such

an animal.

>> He is kombucha. He has kombucha in him.

It's all kombucha. He doesn't have piss

anymore. It's fermented. But this guy

would touch my elbow and he would kind

of like m He would do a slight like

massage on them and that's when it kind

of cooked me up.

>> You got a vape in here by chance, Joe,

or

>> No, we got this.

>> You want a cigar? We got smelling salts.

You want a cigar?

>> No. They make me sick.

>> They do?

>> Yeah. It makes me feel sad.

>> Sad.

>> Yeah.

>> No, I gave up on those. Nicotine vapes

are very addictive.

>> Yeah, boy.

>> I know. I'd give it up.

>> They make you gra they grab You grab for

them. You want to take a hit off of

them. Well, even if you I I and I

decided at one point in time, I'm not

taking these anymore. I'm stopping with

these.

>> Oh, I remember, dude. Remember you and I

were using them one time? We kept using

that thing and Yeah. Oh, dude.

>> There's something in them. It's not just

the nicotine.

>> I'll tell you the story

>> because like these things like Alps, I

have no problem not taking these. I I

went on a trip, like a 10-day trip. I

didn't bring any nicotine pouches. I

didn't miss it at all. I was fine.

>> Well, I'll say this,

>> but not those vapes, dude. Those vapes

call you.

>> Yeah, some of that shit's a lot, bro.

They call you.

>> But yeah, you got to kind of manage it

or whatever. But

>> yeah, you ain't managing [ __ ] son.

>> You right. You right about that. Okay,

girl. Okay.

>> No, I think out of all the things that

are, you know, not a drug drug, but you

know, nicotine is kind of a drug, but

you know, obviously could be totally

functional on it. That's the one in the

vapes that's the most addictive.

>> And and but yeah, you're talking about

like recreational type, not like

antid-depressants, things like that.

>> Yeah, of course. Of course. Not like

cocaine or, you know, Yeah. But but

here's the thing about them, man.

They're only good for one hit. It's the

first hit of the day. The first hit off

a vape is [ __ ] wonderful.

>> You're like, "Ah,

>> oh yeah, I'll blow that smoke on your

mother, son."

>> Nature just shines down upon you. Just

feel relaxed. But it's only one after

that you're just chasing that dragon and

you you keep you're not getting anything

out of it. Yeah. Every time you're just

getting like nervous like and you're

like hitting it again your [ __ ] hands

are shaking. You're going too far but

you don't get that one feel. It's the

same thing with a cigarette.

>> With a cigarette really what you want is

the first couple of hits

>> and you get that lightness of head like

ah and then put them down.

>> Yeah.

>> The problem is you're always chasing

that dragon and you never get it. That's

why everybody loves the first cigarette

of the day. They sit there with that

first cigarette of the day and a cup of

coffee and you're like,

I got ideas.

>> Yeah.

>> Like I got [ __ ] ideas.

>> Write this down. Write this down.

>> You know, a lot of bands wrote most of

their music on cigarettes. Like Tony was

talking about Pink Floyd.

>> Dude, the Declaration of Independence

people were probably hitting cigarettes

back then.

>> For sure. They were smoking tobacco.

Yeah. I don't know if they did pipes or

what have you back then. I wonder when

the cigarette was invented. Because if

you think about it, like pipes and

cigars you don't inhale. You just take

it in your mouth. But cigarettes you

like take into your lungs. I wonder when

the first dude figured that you got to

like suck it all in

>> to get a full probably.

>> Probably he want to suck everything.

>> Cigarettes, bananas, what have you.

>> They were smoking cigarette or just says

drinking smoke when Christopher Columbus

and his crew discovered indigenous

people in the Caribbean.

Oh, you mean Christopher Columbus was or

the indigenous people?

>> Says they observed indigenous people in

the Caribbean in quotes drinking smoke.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> But this is going back. I don't That's

>> exactly drinking and smoking. Chris Co

was off that [ __ ] bro. He was off that

[ __ ]

>> Did you ever read the things that

Christopher Columbus did when they came

to America?

>> He was a boss. I heard

>> he was an evil man. Was he?

>> Oh my god. They would cut people's arms

off if they didn't bring them the right

amount of gold. They were killing

babies. Like they did some horrific

[ __ ] man.

>> Huh?

>> They did horrific [ __ ] to the people

that they found cuz they found these

people had gold and you know they like

if you think about how crazy it is that

Mexico speaks Spanish. You know how

crazy that is?

>> You know how crazy it is? That's so far

away from Spain.

>> Oh, that's a good point. They all speak

Spanish and they're Catholic. Gee, where

do you think that happened?

>> Cortez.

>> Yeah, cool.

>> That [ __ ] showed up in the 1500s

with like 600 dudes and 12 musketss.

They had like 12 They didn't even have

musket rifles. They had musket pistols.

>> He was a boss.

>> And they took over the whole [ __ ]

country.

>> I know, dude.

>> Kind of crazy. Like, if you think about

all these years later, they all speak

Spanish now.

>> Yeah.

>> That's nuts. Well, do you think we could

do something like that now? Like what do

you think's going to happen to

>> Iran?

>> No, just with I mean like I feel like

the [ __ ] that's happening out there is

going to come here eventually.

>> Well, it most certainly will.

>> Yeah.

>> You know,

>> I mean, if uh Homeland Security doesn't

stop it in its tracks and they're doing

a great job of preventing a lot of them,

you know, there's a lot of things that

they catch that you don't even hear

about that are like terror cells they

infiltrate and but they know there's

people in this country. That was the

most [ __ ] up thing about people being

all nonchalant about the border being

wide open for four years. Yeah.

>> Because men of military age entered into

this country from foreign countries and

we have no idea why. We don't know if

they're just honest people looking to

make a better life for them and their

family, send money back home. That would

be best case scenario. But that's not

all of them. So what percentage of them

are terrorists? What percentage of them?

There's not It's not zero. It ain't

zero. Yeah. But what also it's like it's

all just a cat and mouse game. People

are like, "We'll elect the Democrats

next time." It's like, but it's all the

same [ __ ] has been happening forever.

They haven't been helping anybody

forever. They're letting [ __ ]

politicians slurp on kids. All of our

[ __ ] money goes to Israel and they're

using it to [ __ ] genocide people.

It's like everybody is scared out of

their wits right now. It's like our

religious leaders are afraid to speak

out and it's like the it's a time where

it's like Satan is amongst us and our

religious leaders are [ __ ] talking

about [ __ ] at the pole. It's just

like what is going I don't know, man.

>> We got to get you off those

anti-depressants, son. You're losing

your [ __ ] marbles.

>> You think I am?

>> Come hang out with us. Just chill out.

>> I'm here.

>> Just chill out at the mothership

tonight.

>> I do have to pee in a little while. But

>> you can pee.

>> I'm going to pee in a minute, man.

>> We'll let you.

>> But no, people are just scared, dude.

This is [ __ ] that I can

>> They won't let you pee until you give

them your guns.

>> Really? That's how they're doing it now.

>> But what if you have to wash the black

face off the president? Can you [ __ ]

use a little bit of

>> piss had this big dude

>> they had this big gun thing this law

they passed where they made a bunch of

guns illegal and they found that only I

think it's less it's a very small

percentage of people I think it's

somewhere in the neighbor find out what

percentage of people have complied but I

think

>> any guns.

>> Oh they do. Yeah they do. They did. They

used to. Well, a lot of hunters up there

for sure. But there's a lot of

recreational guns and handguns and

self-defense weapons that people had

that they recently made during uh

Castro's kid when he was running the

country when they uh recently made this

ban.

>> I got to meet Castro one time.

>> No, I want to hear that. But one one

second. But data provided by Public

Safety Canada shows that of March 27th,

32,46 people signed up to participate in

the program. They declared a total of 50

thou 7,5440

firearms, roughly 42% of what was

projected.

But they were talking about Oh, you know

who has it on his page is uh Kolon Noir.

>> He has it here. I'll send it to you

because

>> we got to do this in Memphis, dude.

>> It's kind of crazy.

>> Yeah. You can't let him take away your

weapons.

>> No,

>> because how will you fight?

>> Uh how will you fight? That's a very

good question.

Yeah, I saw Kolon's video. Here it is.

>> Yeah, this is it. Here, play this type

[ __ ] right here.

>> Response.

>> Cool. We're sending police to your

house.

>> The declaration period for firearms

owners is scheduled to end next week. So

far, only 2.5% of the estimated 2

million affected firearms have been

declared, and 98% of firearms owners

haven't made a declaration. Canada

banned 2500 types of firearms, gave gun

owners until March 31st, essentially

today, to declare them. One week before

the deadline, 2.5% compliance. 2.5.

That's not a slow roll out. That's a

full-on rejection.

>> So, if they're not declaring by next

week, what's your plan, Minister?

>> The plan we have is as of March the

31st, the uh time to complete uh the

enrollment um will be will be done. Uh

and then uh the RCMP uh and other

agencies will be um uh available

throughout uh the spring and the summer

to do the collection.

>> The collection the collection

>> like he's speaking about dry cleaning,

not firearms, not property that belonged

to law-abiding citizens before the

government decided anymore.

>> So Minister, you're saying that RCMP

members, we just heard an auditor

general report saying we're short 3,400

members. We're dealing with a wave of

violent crime across this country. And

you're saying that your plan is over the

spring and the summer to deploy RCMP

officers to go doortodoor to firearms

owners and seize their firearms.

>> So this is a voluntary program, Mr.

Lloyd, as you're aware. Um, and the RCMP

resources and the resources we will use

with law enforcement uh does not

contemplate in any way using existing

resources. These are additional

resources. So these are those who are

off duty, those who may be retired. I

can ask you to do that. retired very

new officers door to door because

frankly many police forces across the

country refusing to participate in your

program.

>> And here's the part that should make

your jaw hit the floor. The Minister of

Public Safety, the guy running this

entire program, was secretly recorded

saying the gun grab isn't worth the

money.

>> The Minister of Public Safety

accidentally told the truth and he was

recorded doing it. He said that the gun

grab is not worth the money. He doubts

local police will have the resources to

enforce the Liberals's mandatory gun

buyback program and says the reason the

prime minister is sticking with the

policy is to appease voters in Quebec.

>> He privately admitted the police can't

even he said they're doing it votes

>> in the

city.

Go back to his name.

>> I can't

>> if you can't. It was Anna.

>> Whatever his name is saying I want him

to go door to door. You go door to door

to door and do this [ __ ]

>> You go door to door, [ __ ] You want to

do that?

>> How about you do it?

>> He's talking about getting retired

people to go door tod door and take

people. You're going to get someone

shot, stupid.

>> Well, it's just like our draft now.

They're like, now it's 42, now it's 47.

Now

>> you could have a a marijuana arrest now.

>> They're letting anybody in that [ __ ]

>> You little weed. What's the big thing?

>> Come on.

>> But dude, here's here's a here's the

part to me that's like you start to see

like the uh [ __ ] in the armor or

whatever. And no offense anybody. Um but

>> you're allowed to say that [ __ ] in the

armor. But they know who I'm They know

who they think are. I'm I'm not saying

anything about

>> I know you're not. But the people think

that

>> I'm not.

>> Yeah, I hear you.

>> But they But yeah,

>> you can't say [ __ ] and span anymore

either.

>> You can't say [ __ ] and span.

>> Well, you can, but you shouldn't.

>> You got to whisper it.

>> Hey,

>> that guy should be forced to go door to

door. Go door to door in a bright orange

vest with a circle in the center of it.

>> Yeah, I was just going to get his name

cuz I wanted to say that guy's a [ __ ]

and go do your own [ __ ] That [ __ ]

that freaking little homie

>> dough boy.

>> Yeah, that little [ __ ] that little

sloppy brand muffin.

>> Yeah,

>> [ __ ] sloppy muffin top.

>> Yeah, get your That's his name right

there. Gary. And I'm going to disagree.

>> Anandari.

Anandagery.

>> Canada. They're going to come for you

next. But here's what here's what's

funny to me, Joe. That's such a crazy.

You can't you you're not even

grandfathering people in mandatory gun

confiscations.

>> They just want people vulnerable.

>> Of course that's what we're saying, man.

>> Yeah,

>> Joe. That's what we're saying. They want

us all vulnerable.

>> Yeah, they do. They would much rather

that because look, what's the

difference?

>> What's the difference between America

and everywhere else?

>> One of the big differences we're [ __ ]

heavily armed,

>> right? That's one why why it's real a

real problem to try to take over America

and it's in our Declaration of

Independence. It's in the Bill of

Rights. It's like that this, you know,

the the right to an armed militia,

>> the right to keep and bear arms and to

have an armed militia. Like that's what

is that? And people are like, "What is

that for?" Well, that's to keep you from

being taken over by tyrants who have

guns.

>> Yeah. Well, here's here's one thing

that's interesting to me is like RFK was

on not long ago and he was saying that

75%

and I could be off by a few percent of

young men uh can't

>> 77

>> aren't eligible for military service.

>> So, this is the hilarious part to me

now. Now, they've poisoned us so much

that the that they can't even they don't

even have healthy people to serve in the

military. And now they're still like I

feel like the these powers that be are

like in this tough spot now. We're like,

"Fuck, we poison them too much. They

can't even go spill their blood for us,

you know?

>> Right. Well, they can't. I mean, there's

enough that can,

>> but they're widening these things. It's

like with the ice now, they're like, if

you're 65 and like have decent vision,

you can be an I, you know, they're

letting it's just like it kept getting

bigger.

>> Ice, you only have seven weeks of

training.

>> Yeah.

>> You think about that's not even what you

get in the police force.

>> Yeah.

>> We had more than that for [ __ ] T-ball

when I was a kid.

And Mr. Rick, dude, remember when you

had T-ball and your coach was just some

dude who had a name? Like, that's our

coach, Rick.

>> Just imagine this. Imagine if you had

seven weeks of training and you had to

go into a jiu-jitsu tournament.

>> I know.

>> You would get [ __ ] smoked. You would

get [ __ ] smoked. You don't know what

you're doing. You barely know what

you're doing. You're going to make a

bunch of mistakes.

>> Yes, I would.

>> Seven weeks of training in that is even

scarier because you got you got guns and

you're going out in the street and

you're arresting people.

Yeah, that's but it's it's like it not

more than ever it feels like theater and

it feels like it's been theater for a

while and it feels like maybe this is

crazy, but it feels like we're at the

last cusp before something weird is

going to happen. Didn't you say

something weird might happen, Jamie?

>> Jaime's always saying that. Jaime's

always He's tuned in.

>> Is he like that?

>> Jaime's got an ear for weird.

>> Even blacks are getting scared, though.

>> For real? Yeah.

>> Yeah. But they're more scared of like

the Trump movement, you know,

totalitarianism and fascism.

>> No,

>> I think they're getting, you know, they

see these ostracize, they see these

communities of people out there getting

abused and [ __ ] and I think it reflects

in them somewhere, you know.

>> You mean like with ICE? Is that what

you're saying?

>> No, with like uh like, you know, you

see, you know, there's a lot of brown

people getting murdered on [ __ ] Tik

Tok all the time, like you know, in the

Middle East. And I think you see that

and it makes them hyped up or you know

it activates.

>> Well, everybody should be upset about

that.

>> I agree. But

>> the idea that this the only way to solve

problems is by dropping bombs on people

is it's so crazy that that's still the

move in 2026. But I don't think

>> however, but however, if you are faced

with an evil dictator that has his eyes

on a global caliphate and is developing

nuclear bombs,

you can't be all [ __ ] kumbaya. But

the question is like how did how does

that get resolved,

>> right? That's the question.

>> How do you make sure how can you even

know they're not capable of having

nuclear weapons? And for the last 20

years, they've been preparing and

stockpiling missiles and developing what

is the they have some crazy thing I was

seeing online where it's like they

almost like have a mountain and dug deep

into the ground. They have these missile

elevators and like the missiles are like

hidden deep into the ground where the

only way you could destroy that

facilities with like a nuke and they

just did it specifically knowing that

they were going to get bombed. Well,

they had the, you know, they did Top Gun

movie where Miles Teller flew in there

and then a year later we did that in in

or a few years later we did that in uh

Iran. Like, isn't it kind of like it

just it all seems bizarre where they had

to fire a nuke down or they had to fire

a missile down into the thing. Remember?

>> I didn't see that movie.

>> It was good.

>> I bet it was.

>> It actually was good.

>> I like the first one.

>> Oh, we made a movie, too. I got to tell

you about our movie. I can't forget.

>> Oh, that's right. You made a movie.

>> Yeah. I didn't mean to interrupt about

it,

>> but let's find out what what what was I

asking before we moved on.

>> Iranian missile thing.

>> Yeah. What is that elevator thing that

they have? They have some underground

like deep underground. Someone was

explaining it online. They have a very

unique method of protecting their

missiles from being bombed. So they have

their storage is like deep deep

underground. I think that's one of the

things that they were just attacking

recently. like we were dropping bombs on

them recently.

>> I don't think we're over there doing

that for ourselves, though.

>> Doesn't seem like it. Doesn't seem like

it's in our best interest, you know.

>> Why do you think Why do you think then?

What What is it that like Israel holds

over America that we do those things?

>> Well, first of all, there's a lot of

people that donated to the Trump

campaign that have significant influence

over him. Yeah.

>> That uh lobby for Israel, right?

>> And they're very uh beholden.

>> So, that's just capitalism then, right?

So IDF uncovers Iran missile mega

cities.

>> I don't believe anything they say.

>> It's hard to know cuz this is all AI,

right?

>> No.

>> Is this real?

>> It looked like as it was. But

>> is this real?

>> Honestly,

>> this looks AI. Some of it does look AI,

but that video of those guys walk right

there. Real.

>> It's so hard to know these days, man.

>> If it's so hard to know, you know, this

is like if I was Iran, I'd make a video

like that. Look at all my bums. Look at

my big [ __ ] and look at my bums. Out of

a big old dick. Big old dick. Like a

third leg and a bunch of bombs.

>> I'm [ __ ] sick of my dick.

>> Really?