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>> That would brought a smile to my face.

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>> Yeah. All the weird [ __ ] that someone's

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given me. That's at the top. Well, I got

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this. This is a woolly mammoth tooth

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that my friend John gave me.

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>> A woolly mammoth tooth with a woolly

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mammoth carved into it.

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>> That's craziness. That's crazy, right?

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That tooth is probably 10,000 years old.

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>> No [ __ ]

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>> But the balls to carve into it, too.

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Like

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>> I know. I would never.

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>> I mean, it's beautiful.

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>> That's gorgeous.

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>> The guy did it. He nailed it. I mean,

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it's it's beautiful little elephant

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there.

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>> That's [ __ ] unbelievable.

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>> But I would never carve into one of

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these things.

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>> It almost looks like an alligator gar

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from the side. Like a little alligator

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jaw,

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>> right? It doesn't work.

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>> Right. The thing about these teeth

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though is they find so many of them that

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they don't think of them as precious. So

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you're allowed to do stuff with them.

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Like uh you could buy a knife with a

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woolly mammoth handle. Like this is this

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is a piece of woolly mammoth that they

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make for a gun. So you could put that on

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a 1911.

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>> It's a handle made out of woo woolly

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mammoth teeth.

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>> You just have a This is an extra handle.

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Is this this handle?

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>> It's the a pistol.

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>> This handle.

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>> It's the pistol handle. pistol handle.

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>> Yeah. And this is a piece.

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>> It would make a good handle for this

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one, too. Like the front one for [ __ ]

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Okay.

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>> Like if you're holding a sick ass thing.

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>> Sick ass thing. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely

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could do that, too. I mean, they they

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basically could make anything they want

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out of it. They make folding knives out

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of it. Jamie has a folding knife out of

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it.

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>> Can you make piano keys out of it?

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>> Oh, yeah. You definitely could. Yeah.

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>> Woolly mammoth piano.

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>> They use it for woolly mammoth wooler.

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>> You could, right? You definitely could.

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But if you could use ivory, you could

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use woolly mammoth ivory cuz they use in

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pool cues. This is a tooth, too. This

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>> I used to have my own pool queue.

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>> Unscrewed it. I used to come to the

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[ __ ] pool hall with unscrew the

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[ __ ] thing and get nuts with it.

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>> Having a pool like having a pool queue

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is you're a different level of human

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being when you're walking around with

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that. You're not playing games.

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>> You're not playing games.

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>> You're there to play games, but you're

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not playing.

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>> It's a very serious thing. It's a cool

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thing. You show up with your own queue.

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Like in the Hustler,

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>> a guy shows up with a leather satchel.

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>> Ever. Come on. That satchel alone.

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>> Yeah.

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>> It's for It's male accessories,

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>> right?

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>> I love a good male accessory,

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>> right? Like we don't have a lot.

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>> Well, you have a knife.

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>> Knife always looks good on the side. A

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gun.

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>> Watch.

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>> Watch.

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>> Watch is a good male. It's like the most

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acceptable male jewelry, don't you

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think?

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>> Watches, right?

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>> I don't want no one with a nose ring. I

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don't want to pull up with the with this

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one

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>> or like I'm a bull.

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>> You could pull off gold chains and

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diamonds and [ __ ] cuz you're a rapper.

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>> No, no, I'm not. No one knows me as

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that. You are a blue collar guy. There's

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I don't even look good with jewelry on.

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I silly.

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>> I do too. I feel stupid. I never wear a

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chain. I feel stupid.

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>> I don't own a chain. I had a chain back

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in the day. It had a little miniature

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Tasmanian devil piece.

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>> That was the tattoo everybody in high

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school got.

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>> Taz was the I want one now.

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>> Taz with boxing gloves.

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>> Oh, for sure. Boxing gloves. Boxing

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gloves with the child's name. I have

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that on my

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>> uh Yeah, my friend Kenny got that. It

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was his first tattoo when we were in

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high school. Tasmanian devil with a

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boxing glove. We were all like sick cuz

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we cuz we're like 16.

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>> The Taz was still to this day one of

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like that and barb wire. If you had barb

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wire and Taz,

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>> dudes went so far with barb wire, they

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got barb wire around their ankle, which

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is

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>> that's unacceptable.

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>> A big mistake. It was Pamela Anderson

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with the bomb. Remember that one?

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>> She had it on, didn't she have it on her

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ankle? Oh, she had it on her arm.

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>> On the arm in that movie.

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>> A lot of dudes had it on the arm.

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>> Fairly okay. It's kind of a bad

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decision, but it's okay.

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>> Bad decision. But now ankle

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>> any type of ankle accessory jewelry

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other than like a a surveillance.

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>> It really for me it doesn't work.

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My ankle's way too bulk. It's a thick

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ass ankle.

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>> Right. Right. You know, it doesn't it

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doesn't hold jewelry well.

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>> No ankle does. No male ankle holds

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jewelry. Well, I mean, I don't I don't

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believe in it. Listen, I I'm not telling

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you what to do. If you're a guy who

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likes beads on your ankle, you feel

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free.

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>> If I go to Club Med and come back with

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the braids and the ankle twist, you

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know, then it's like we're on vacation.

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>> Even on vacation, ankle jewelry is odd

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for a man.

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>> But, you know, people start acting

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different when they go on vacation. I

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have friends that wear different

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outfits. Shorts get shorter, shirts get

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tighter,

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>> right?

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>> Pieces of clothing just remove

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themselves.

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>> It's like wearing I I need to wear the

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Velcro pants to just rip them off.

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>> Sometimes when you're on vacation, you

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just don't want to be yourself for a

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week.

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>> I feel that

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>> just relax.

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>> Can I just cut this [ __ ] tie off of

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me?

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>> I also don't want an agenda,

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>> right?

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>> I don't want to have like we're doing

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this, we're doing that. I just want

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vacation is not

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>> to have a schedule. I think the schedule

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should be around eating.

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>> Oh,

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>> that's what I believe. That's my my

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feeling is like cool ancient things.

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Like if you're in a cool place like

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Athens,

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>> you know, you definitely got to go seek

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some cool ancient [ __ ]

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>> But get get the good grub.

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>> Speaking my language

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>> now. Find the find the spots.

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>> I was eating some rare scampy right in

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front of the Pantheon.

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>> You know, like there was a beautiful

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restaurant known for scampy right there.

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>> Wow.

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>> And it was like

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>> that's phenomenal. I was just recently

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in Mexico City at uh at Teot Wakan.

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>> Oh my god,

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>> I want to go there. I was in Mexico City

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only once for the UFC, but it was in and

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out. It was one day,

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>> you know, two days live there.

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>> Mexico City is a dope spot, man. It's I

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don't go places, but there's a lot of

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>> It's New York.

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>> It's kind of like a Mexican New York,

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but bigger.

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>> It is. It's always bigger. Bigger than

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New York, right?

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>> There's like 10 million people that live

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in the place they told us not to go to.

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>> Yeah. They told, "Yo, listen." I was

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like, "What the [ __ ] is this massive

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area here?" He's like, "Yo, don't go

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there." But 10 million people live

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there.

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>> What is the population of Mexico City?

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>> And I was getting that good lung

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capacity,

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>> right? If you're working out up there,

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it's like I think that's really high

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above sea level.

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>> It is 10,000.

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>> Is it 10?

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>> Mexico City is 10. Boy, what an

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advantage you would have if you lived up

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there and then you go down to sea level,

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you could [ __ ] everybody up. Your cardio

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would be off the charts.

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>> I couldn't believe myself. Yeah, that's

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real, man.

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>> I was just doing normal things. I wasn't

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even working out,

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>> right? Exactly. You just feel like

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you're like got more blood in you

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because you do

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>> Whoa. low to mid 20 million people

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depending how you define its boundaries.

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Wow.

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>> It's also unknown. There's no census

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that I

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>> Right.

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>> It's also very it's it's lot lots of

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shanty situations as well.

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>> Oh, of course. Yeah.

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>> The shooting that happened yesterday

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>> where

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>> at?

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>> No. What?

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>> Yeah,

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>> a shooting. Oh, I did see something like

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a just a crazy person, right?

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>> [ __ ]

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>> Yeah, I believe so. Yeah.

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>> Yeah. Takon, a popular tourist

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archaeological site outside of Mexico

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City.

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>> That's where you're not allowed to go.

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That's the Sun Temple.

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>> You You're not allowed to walk.

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>> You're not allowed to walk that

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>> like what they're doing.

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>> Just to that area and then you can't go

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up.

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>> And so this guy just started shooting

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people.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Oh, wait. You can't go there. He's

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[ __ ] He's elevated. Yeah, that's the

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Sun Temple. He's there with the gun and

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there's a bunch of people like laying

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down on the ground that were like,

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>> "Oh, Jesus Christ."

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>> Or something like he's like shooting

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right at him.

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>> So crazy.

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>> He said something to them, too. I saw

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something on Google this morning. He

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said something to them.

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>> That [ __ ] was hopping on one

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leg.

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>> Did you see the hopping?

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>> [ __ ] Jesus Christ.

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>> Yeah, I didn't see that.

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>> Just going to go check out some cool

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buildings and someone shoots your

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[ __ ] Achilles tendon off,

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>> bro. That's that that's one of the worst

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injuries you could probably sustain is

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an Achilles injury,

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>> especially with a gunshot.

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>> Shot.

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>> Yeah. How many people died?

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>> Uh I think one

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seven people say seven people were shot.

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>> One fatally shot.

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>> The story of that area, that place is so

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insane. I went down this long rabbit

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hole because I I had read something that

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the Aztecs didn't build that and that

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they found it there and they they called

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it the place where gods were born. And

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so then I went into this deep dive on

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the Aztec people and whoever was there

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before them. It's a total unknown.

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There's so much about that area like

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themes. They don't who the [ __ ] were

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they? They don't know. They just got

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these giant stone heads that look like

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they're either Polynesian or African.

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and they're [ __ ] huge heads with a

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helmet on and there's a bunch of them

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and no one knows who made it. No one

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knows what language they spoke. It's

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crazy.

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>> It's truly unbelievable. I I know

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there's one native language that I

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worked in kitchens my whole life. So

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they would always joke with me that they

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were speaking Totoaka and Totoaka is

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definitely like a tribe from down there

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and it's these mythical curing people

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like these

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>> the healers and we we happen to actually

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my wife knows a a part a woman from the

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lineage of that family. It's all just

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crazy [ __ ] But regardless of that, just

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the sheer fact of those buildings, I I

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saw with my own eyes that that's not it.

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There's more underneath. That's not just

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It's all surface area sh

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It runs deep. There's like cities on top

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of cities on top.

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>> They build them on old ones.

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>> I mean, it's just like you tile the

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floor. You just leave that [ __ ] You

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just tile right over it.

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>> Well, even in when I was in Italy, we

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were in uh Rall and there's this

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beautiful church up there. You go for a

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little walk up the hill. There's a

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beautiful church, old church, like from

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the 1800s, but it's built on top of a

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church that's like a thousand years old.

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And there's a glass floor. You could see

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through to the bottom with the original

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ruins.

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>> The same thing in Mexico City. We

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>> They do that everywhere.

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>> Well, there was these people making

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their pilgrimage where they crawl on the

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floor from [ __ ] hundreds of miles

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away in Jesus's name just to get to the

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church.

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>> Oh, wow.

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>> You I don't know what that is. some some

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act of like some humbling act where they

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crawl from hundreds of miles away to the

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church

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>> and everyone come I know millions of

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people come to this it was [ __ ] crazy

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>> that would be a religious experience I

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don't want

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>> it truly was I like I was just in there

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and we caught sermon and I was just I

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was getting [ __ ] chills like I just

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from the way they spoke and the echo the

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way that the the acoustics in this room

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was

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>> wow

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>> it was meant to give you chills They

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know what they're doing.

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>> Yeah, they know what they're doing.

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>> I don't want to go down the full like

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Charlie Kirk rabbit hole, but I saw this

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video yesterday where he visited

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Jerusalem and they were taking him to

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this place underground where they mapped

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it out and used archaeology to find out

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that like I believe this spot here where

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they're at, Jesus, I think, preached or

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something.

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>> It's all they found it underground and

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they just built the city on top of it.

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>> Like you're just saying,

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>> there's all these phenomena like

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>> but that is a common thing. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's a common thing

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>> where they find this is where he was.

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>> No, no. I mean, it's a common thing

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where they take old sites and they just

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build the new sites on top of them. It's

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a really common thing.

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>> Well, it's kind of it's [ __ ] up, but

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it's also like paying homage,

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>> I guess. Kind of

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>> keeping the same like keeping the same

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vibe like there

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>> Well, it's just like rebuilding a house.

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>> Yeah. You want to keep some bones.

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>> Keep good bones. It's like there's good

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bones there,

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>> right? I don't think people probably had

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a really good sense of what history

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would mean 2,000 years later back then.

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You know what I mean? Like when they

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were doing all this [ __ ]

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>> They were busy. They were busy. They

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left all kinds of chachkis, man.

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>> Yeah.

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>> They left so many chachkis. It's crazy.

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Like I I feel stupid. Like what am I

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like I have to do the same thing with my

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time.

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>> I have to constantly be I have to leave

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cool [ __ ]

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>> because they left cool [ __ ]

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>> No, just because I feel it in me as

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well. Like I get I get it,

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>> right?

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>> I get it. But when I went to the museum

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down there, you see all these things.

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It's like ornaments like like just

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literal chachkis.

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>> Uhhuh.

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>> Things you would see ornamentally placed

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by your grandmother on top of things or

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like on top of doily just for decorative

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purposes,

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>> but also everyday things and just

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everything meant something. Everything

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meant something to them. And everything

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was done with intention.

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I I don't think that this was all

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accidental for them.

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>> They knew Well, they knew who they were

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praising. All the little figurines for

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the fertile women were these women with

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big humongous hips and asses and big

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breasts and stuff like that. These are

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the nurturing women. Then they showed

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the people who were supposed to be witch

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doctors. They [ __ ] look like witch

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doctors all crazy. Three skulls holding

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crazy [ __ ] things,

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>> right? like they determined

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my view or these views of who these like

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who people are.

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You understand? Like statuswise and

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species-wise like this is a barber. This

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is a this and your idea of what that

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person looks like a nurturing woman is

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known to be a voluuptuous woman,

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>> right?

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>> Their ideas were there already. They

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built all their all their little

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chachkis and their little statueets that

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they represent these women very

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voluuptuous.

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>> It would have been interesting to see to

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hear their version of the world. You

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know what I mean? Like I wonder what

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they knew about the rest of the world. I

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wonder how much they knew

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>> how much they knew about like Europe and

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Asia and how much they knew about

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Africa. Did they know anything about all

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that stuff? Like when they were existing

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like whoever built to how do you say it

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tot Wakan?

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>> Yeah. Totan,

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>> whoever built that, like how much did

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they know about the rest of the world?

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That's what's what's interesting because

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we don't really know. We assume that

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they were all isolated, but more and

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more as time goes on, they keep finding

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evidence of earlier and earlier

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seafaring people. I I think they've

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pushed people in boats back to 60,000

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years. Now, let's see if that's true.

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Put that in perplexity. What is the

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oldest known use of boats?

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>> Uh, also speaking of that, that Noah,

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they think they found Noah's arc.

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>> As long as there's been water, there's

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probably been something to float on it.

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>> Noah's Arc scans. We've brought that up

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before.

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>> Oh, Mount Ararat in Turkey.

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>> But yeah, it's been going around Twitter

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the last couple days. I think they did

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some new scans and found some stuff

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underneath it.

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>> Oh [ __ ]

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>> Um, let me find

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>> I want to see that. But what was the

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other question? The other question is

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the oldest boat.

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>> What do you guess? Take a guess.

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[ __ ] it's beyond my thought. It's

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like I I don't even know a number. A

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number doesn't come to mind. Like as

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long as there's been water,

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>> what the [ __ ] does that mean? I don't

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even know.

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>> I wonder how long it took like early to

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figure out that trees float. And if you

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could figure out a tool once they

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figured out tools, they must have

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started making stuff. But when we see

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all these ancient really like laser

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diagnostic [ __ ] situations, they knew

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already.

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>> Yeah, that's different. That's

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different. Like Egypt, right?

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>> Um, archaic humans are crossing

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substantial sea channels long before our

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species Homo sapiens appeared on the

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record. Whoa.

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>> So implying intentional crossings as far

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back as roughly 450,000

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years ago.

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>> You think about it. What the [ __ ]

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>> [ __ ] polar bears and seals. They jump

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up on a little broken piece of ice and

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they float.

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>> That's crazy.

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>> That's a boat.

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>> I Yeah,

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>> that's a boat.

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>> Yeah, that's what the polar bears are

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doing. You're absolutely right.

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>> They put their hand in the water as a

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rudder. Let's go this way. Let's go that

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way.

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>> Yeah, they know what they're doing. They

15:52

know how to tip them over, get the seals

15:54

to pop off, slide.

15:56

>> It's years of evolutionary knowledge.

15:58

>> Yeah. 450,000 years is bananas, though.

16:01

I I thought it was like 60. Well, that

16:04

further up it said somewhere between 60

16:05

and 130,000, but this article here says

16:08

could be even more before that.

16:11

>> Was that most recent disco discovery of

16:13

a human skull that backdates human

16:17

beings? Not necessarily homo sapiens,

16:19

but versions of humans back to a million

16:22

years.

16:24

Was it homone? Not homoad.

16:27

>> It was that was a skull they had, but

16:28

they did new testing or something on,

16:31

>> right? And this it said they said it's a

16:34

million years old. So I don't think it's

16:36

us but I think it's it ex it co the

16:39

thing the question is it coexisted with

16:41

us.

16:42

>> Yeah it's about a million years old is

16:44

what it says.

16:45

>> So that might mean we're a million years

16:48

old. You want to see some [ __ ] or hear

16:49

about some [ __ ] that I just read the

16:51

other day that's nuts? You know how the

16:53

thought is that there's Neanderthalss

16:56

and that human beings bred with

16:58

Neanderthalss and that's how the

17:00

Neanderthal population went out. There's

17:03

a there's at least this one researcher

17:06

who has a different opinion and he was

17:08

using genetics to point this out. He

17:10

said that he believed that humans may

17:12

have created Neanderthalss.

17:14

So that humans bred with an even older

17:18

human species and Neandertol is the

17:21

offspring of the humans homo sapiens and

17:24

whatever this older thing is.

17:28

>> It didn't create a superhum though.

17:31

>> Well, Neanderthalss are kind of a

17:32

superhum,

17:33

>> but mentally they're known to be a

17:35

little bit like Neanderthal. No. I see

17:38

that's a that's a statement.

17:41

>> I'd like to know were they is Neanderl

17:44

really

17:45

>> an intelligence or is it dumb?

17:47

>> Yeah, we don't really know.

17:48

>> We're I'm a [ __ ] idiot. Like I must

17:49

be this.

17:50

>> They had bigger brains than us though,

17:52

which is weird. But it that might have

17:54

been to have better musculature, better

17:57

coordination. They were way stronger

17:59

than us.

17:59

>> Huge.

18:00

>> They were They weren't big. They were

18:01

like 5'7, 5'8. They're like

18:03

>> structure. Right.

18:04

>> Right. They're built completely

18:06

different than us. They would tear us

18:07

apart. They would tear us apart the way

18:09

like a chimpanzeee would tear you apart.

18:10

>> They just rip your arms off. Like

18:12

they're insanely strong

18:14

>> and their bones are much denser than

18:15

ours. But it says the gap between

18:17

genetics and archaeology leaves us with

18:19

an unclear picture of where the

18:20

Neanderthalss originated. Colonist

18:23

Michael Marshall details a surprising

18:25

new hypothesis that suggests they may

18:28

have come from us. So this was the this

18:31

was the thing that I had read.

18:33

>> Yeah, it's behind.

18:34

>> Oh, you have to buy a What is this? new

18:36

scientist. We should probably get a

18:38

subscription for them anyway. We use

18:39

them a lot.

18:40

>> They got good [ __ ] on there.

18:41

>> So, this I think the idea is that there,

18:44

you know, there's a they keep finding

18:45

these other versions of humans like uh

18:48

they found this thing called the Dennis

18:50

Oven and then they found this other one.

18:52

What do they call the big-headed people?

18:55

Which

18:56

>> finding these like what?

18:57

>> They find bones. China is one of them.

19:00

They found the big-headed guy they found

19:01

in China. You know, they find them all

19:03

over the world, man. They find these

19:06

bones that are just weird. You got to

19:08

think of how few human bones are going

19:11

to make it from people that are alive

19:12

right now. So few of us are ever going

19:15

to become fossils. So we're putting

19:17

together a version of the history that's

19:20

completely incomplete as far as the

19:22

evidence is concerned. There's just not

19:23

enough evidence of like bones. If we had

19:26

ever like look if everybody who ever

19:29

lived died and left their bones and then

19:31

future people could study their bones

19:33

forever. Boy, we would know so much

19:36

more. We would know so much more.

19:38

There'd be bones everywhere. But we

19:40

would know so much more about how things

19:41

work.

19:42

>> French did something with them. [ __ ]

19:44

catacombs. Put them on the ground. Build

19:45

some things. Make it decorative.

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20:44

Noah's arc mystery deepens

20:47

as uh researcher blows lid on strange

20:50

rock formation in Turkey. So this this

20:52

rock formation is on Mount Ararat.

20:55

That's what it looks like.

20:56

>> This thing here in the middle. Yeah. And

20:58

they said it's the

20:58

>> Wait a minute. That's not AI.

21:00

>> Nope.

21:01

>> Is this all LAR?

21:03

>> So this is a picture.

21:04

>> Bro, that's crazy. That's the actual

21:07

image.

21:07

>> I'll show you the other ones they have.

21:09

God, that looks like that looks like

21:10

what somebody would send me in a

21:12

Facebook group chat

21:13

>> where they found Noah's arc. I'm like,

21:16

>> this [ __ ] right here, if it's not AI, if

21:19

it's AI, it should say it,

21:21

>> right? If it's not AI, God, that looks

21:23

like a boat. So, look, I'm not a

21:25

geologist or someone who's a landscape

21:28

expert, but that's an unusual feature. I

21:31

mean, what are the odds that something

21:32

looks exactly like a boat? Um, so then

21:36

underneath it, they scanned it and then

21:38

they're saying that these potentially

21:40

are hallways or

21:42

>> I mean that's the shape of a boat.

21:44

That's a [ __ ] boat.

21:46

>> The

21:47

>> Oh, so there's structure inside of it.

21:48

>> Well, the biggest issue is that this is

21:50

uh on the side of a mountain.

21:54

So that's not where the ocean is,

21:56

>> bro. The great the great flood.

21:57

>> It's 6,500 feet above sea level, it

22:00

says. So, if you're going to go with the

22:02

story of the flood, then you'd have to

22:04

say that we don't know exactly when the

22:06

flood happened because this would be

22:08

petrified wood or something. And I read

22:10

it takes somewhere between thousands and

22:12

millions of years to get petrified wood.

22:15

So, we'd have to be on the lower end of

22:16

the thousands because it's probably not

22:18

millions of years. And then tectonic

22:21

plates would have had to lift it all the

22:22

way up here to

22:24

>> No, not necessarily if the flood receded

22:28

when the water was that high.

22:29

>> Yeah. If it flooded the entire planet,

22:31

>> right? But then the question would be

22:32

where's all that water? Where

22:34

>> I don't think it flooded

22:35

>> all kinds of strange phenomena push

22:37

things towards the surface. Yeah,

22:39

>> this could be anything.

22:41

>> It could be anything. But boy, it looks

22:42

like

22:42

>> No, but what I mean is like Yeah, like

22:44

if it was down below, the water could

22:46

definitely push. Like everything could

22:48

be pushed as long as that's like

22:50

>> nestled in there.

22:52

>> I think a lot of this was good.

22:54

>> The universe [ __ ] with us. I think

22:57

it's part of the simulation. Part of the

22:59

simulation is the universe [ __ ] with us

23:02

and the universe shows you some things

23:03

that shouldn't be real by your version

23:06

of what is and isn't true.

23:08

>> AI.

23:09

>> Well, that's one.

23:10

>> That's pretty much what the [ __ ] it. No,

23:12

that's the explanation of it.

23:13

>> Yeah, right. That is. But then there's

23:15

stuff like this. If this isn't AI, it's

23:17

almost like the universe is AI. Like

23:20

>> looks like a big abalone. It's not real.

23:23

>> Whoa. So, does that line up with the

23:25

actual biblical?

23:26

>> So, that's where like this is even 5

23:27

years ago that this picture on the

23:30

screen was taken. So, I think that

23:31

they're they're doing whether or not

23:33

they're taking uh some liberties and

23:35

what the descriptions are or not, I

23:36

don't know. Cuz

23:37

>> boy, it certainly is a weird shape.

23:39

>> This is Noah's Arc right here. This

23:41

thing.

23:41

>> Yeah.

23:41

>> It looks like a [ __ ] river boat.

23:43

>> Well, that's

23:44

>> Looks like we're playing like we're

23:45

playing uh peanuckle on the river boat

23:47

there on that one.

23:48

>> Well, you had to get all the animals in

23:49

there, bro.

23:50

>> This doesn't seem like that would be the

23:51

one. What did you think it looked like?

23:54

>> I don't know. Like some [ __ ] mega

23:55

yacht.

23:57

>> I don't know.

23:58

>> Bunch of holes. And what's what is the

24:00

things the the staffs and holes?

24:03

>> Listen, I think I think the story of the

24:05

flood's a real story cuz it exists in

24:07

too many cultures.

24:09

>> And water is very unexplainable. Water

24:12

has no enemy.

24:13

>> And tsunamis, tsunamis [ __ ] happened,

24:15

dude. And if they happened and you were

24:17

in that area, you would think it's the

24:19

end of the world because you don't have

24:21

contact with people in Europe. You don't

24:23

have you don't you don't have contact.

24:24

So wherever you are is an apocalypse.

24:26

It's

24:27

>> the great flood.

24:27

>> You think it's the whole world's gone.

24:29

>> I don't know if there's anything

24:30

specific about the acacia wood, but I

24:32

remember looking this up last week and

24:33

it very specifically said acacia wood

24:35

was used to make the ark.

24:37

>> Well, I'll tell you this. Acacia honey

24:38

is [ __ ] unbelievably delicious.

24:40

>> Well, the reason he's bringing that up

24:41

is acacia is also rich in DMT. And

24:44

that's these scientists.

24:45

>> No wonder I like it.

24:46

>> There you go, Doc. These uh researchers

24:49

out of Jerusalem think that that's what

24:51

Moses's burning bush was. So where God

24:55

saw where Moses saw God as a burning

24:58

bush, that's what they think that means.

25:00

It's they were burning the acacia bush.

25:02

>> He was hitting the dees.

25:02

>> He was hitting the dees. He was hitting

25:04

the dees. He probably did talk to God.

25:07

God probably did have some good messages

25:09

for humanity in the early days when we

25:11

were

25:11

>> basically just savages. wild [ __ ]

25:14

creatures with stone tools.

25:17

Man,

25:19

we've come a long way. I mean, human

25:21

beings are still trying to figure it

25:23

out. And obviously, right, we're in the

25:25

middle of three [ __ ] wars going on in

25:26

the world, but we're doing better. I

25:30

think

25:31

>> Yeah,

25:32

>> I think we're doing better. We're doing

25:33

better in daytoday stuff. Daytoday

25:35

interactions with people are definitely

25:38

for the most part better. I've been I

25:40

you know I feel like I just feel like

25:43

we're at a place where everyone's going

25:44

to either they're going to come together

25:46

or we're going to just [ __ ] totally

25:48

rip our [ __ ] heads off,

25:50

>> right? My fear is that a lot of chaos is

25:53

going to happen and they're going to use

25:54

that as an excuse to have AI run

25:56

everything. And that's where things get

25:58

really [ __ ] weird.

26:00

>> That's where creativity dissolves,

26:02

freedom dissolves. You become some

26:06

little biological time card.

26:09

>> Bro, the other day I [ __ ] I posted a

26:12

picture of a frog that I AI generated

26:16

just because I wasn't able to get the

26:17

frog to do what the [ __ ] I wanted to do

26:19

in real life. Like I want the frog

26:22

holding frog popsicles.

26:25

He was being difficult. So I had to

26:27

[ __ ] use another guy.

26:28

>> And I these everyone was blasting me

26:31

like, "Yo, not you. Not you. I can't

26:33

believe you used AI. Like, yo, you're

26:36

>> what?

26:36

>> People were [ __ ] flipping out on me.

26:38

>> So, people are upset that you

26:39

>> I generated a picture of a frog.

26:42

>> Who is mad at you for this?

26:44

>> Whoever is on my Instagram. Huh? And my

26:47

fans and the people who who are, you

26:51

know, just hating on AI. I get I get the

26:53

idea of like using it in a cons, you

26:55

know, in a conniving way or in a you

26:58

know, but it was a picture of a [ __ ]

27:01

frog.

27:03

There it is.

27:06

That's [ __ ] good.

27:08

>> That's cool.

27:09

>> And I said that that was going to be my

27:10

album cover, but then

27:13

>> why they were like, "Yo, you're taking

27:16

away opportunities from other artists."

27:18

Well, let me just clear this up.

27:20

>> I wouldn't have hired you no matter what

27:22

because I do all my art work anyway.

27:25

There was no job to be taken away. So,

27:28

let's just if that's the argument, you

27:30

could throw that one out.

27:32

This is just tools.

27:33

>> It's good old fun.

27:35

>> Listen, I don't think

27:36

>> this is Photoshop pretty much.

27:37

>> Yeah. Look, it's beautiful. It's very

27:39

cool looking.

27:41

>> I get I get what people are saying.

27:43

>> I get it, too. I get after it was

27:44

explained to me by a younger generation

27:46

of mine.

27:47

>> I get you should hire artists to make

27:49

stuff. But do you know how long it take

27:50

an artist to make that unless the artist

27:52

is doing exactly what you're doing.

27:54

>> But the I get that, but I wouldn't have

27:56

I wouldn't have hired them in the first

27:57

place because I do all the artwork on my

27:59

own. Everything comes from me.

28:01

>> So it's not a job loss.

28:03

>> It wasn't a job loss no matter what. But

28:04

I get I get the the idea of it.

28:08

>> I get the idea.

28:09

>> Giggles, you know, like it's [ __ ]

28:10

whack that that's that's what people are

28:12

worried about.

28:13

>> I don't think I think it's just a bunch

28:15

of people looking for things to complain

28:16

about. A and then there's also like a

28:19

sentiment in the air which is that AI is

28:22

coming for everybody's job. So, anytime

28:24

someone's uses AI that could have been

28:26

used by people,

28:27

>> there's a certain percentage of people

28:28

that going to kind of rightly be upset

28:30

because it is, but you're not going to

28:32

stop it. This is the thing.

28:34

>> That [ __ ] that wave is 2,000 ft high

28:38

and it's moving 100 miles an hour and

28:40

you're not going to stop it. It's not

28:41

You're not going to stop it.

28:43

>> This is just what AI is.

28:44

>> Yeah. I didn't I didn't realize

28:47

the severity. I mean, I I guess I do

28:49

now, but

28:50

>> bro, it's alive.

28:51

>> It's [ __ ] It's [ __ ] for sure. These

28:53

things are alive and they're going to be

28:54

able to do everything for you.

28:56

>> I don't usually use any of those things.

28:57

I'm pretty, you know, Neanderthal when

29:00

it comes to this type of thing.

29:01

>> Yeah. See, the thing about the Neander

29:03

dolls is they don't know if they were

29:05

dumb. So, they used to think that they

29:07

were really stupid and then they

29:09

realized that they probably had language

29:11

and they probably had tools and they

29:13

probably had a sophisticated society and

29:16

they buried their young. And maybe we

29:18

just assume because they're brutish and

29:21

strong that they were stupid. But their

29:23

brains are bigger than our brains.

29:25

>> They might not have been myself in the

29:26

end though.

29:27

>> They have big eyeballs, too.

29:28

>> Looks are deceiving. You think that we

29:31

know some schlub

29:34

and here I come [ __ ] Mr. Seed you

29:36

with the base.

29:37

>> Oh my god. I did it this morning.

29:39

>> Swing that [ __ ] dude. That's

29:40

very impressive. It's a hard thing to

29:42

do.

29:42

>> And I got I got up to like 88 pounds on

29:45

that [ __ ] which is ridiculous. That's

29:46

a lot.

29:47

>> I started doing this new kettle bell

29:49

exercise. You do like an eight in the

29:51

air

29:52

>> with a kettle bell where you start it

29:54

like this and you go all the way up and

29:56

down like that. Oh yeah, that's crazy.

29:58

Bending at the and over around your

30:00

head.

30:01

>> Woo.

30:02

>> Serious deal.

30:03

>> Oh my god. Your your core, your low, you

30:05

don't realize like how weak that [ __ ] is

30:07

in those weird movements until you try

30:09

something like that.

30:10

>> That's why the kettle bells are the best

30:11

things. Kettle bells, the the the clubs,

30:15

>> the mace. Awkward stuff.

30:16

>> Awkward. I love all that stuff. All the

30:18

sandbag work. I'm still doing that every

30:20

day since I was here last. I know it

30:22

doesn't seem it, but I've lost like 20

30:24

lbs.

30:25

>> Congratulations.

30:26

>> Well, I got up to 300 again.

30:27

>> Damn.

30:28

>> And now I'm back down to 265.

30:30

>> I know you can't see it, but I'm kind of

30:32

jacked.

30:33

>> Well, you're very thick.

30:34

>> I'm jacked. I'm jacked.

30:35

>> Yeah, you're very like you're a bull.

30:38

>> I know, man. But I try I'm trying to be

30:40

>> You put the work in. It's just But you

30:41

The problem is you also work with food.

30:43

Delicious food. eating so much pasta.

30:45

>> Food. Did you?

30:46

>> I did.

30:47

>> So much is a funny way of saying

30:49

>> I'm not eating so much pasta.

30:50

>> By whose definition is so much?

30:53

>> I've I've cut it out a lot.

30:55

>> I'm trying to dial it in heavily. I'm

30:57

trying to really dial it in. I need This

31:00

is This is my life. It's all about being

31:02

dialed in.

31:03

>> Yeah.

31:03

>> I can't let it go cuz once I let it go,

31:06

it's it's going.

31:07

>> I hear you.

31:08

>> It's going.

31:10

>> Yeah.

31:11

It's hard once you once you get that

31:13

[ __ ] those carbs. Once you get that

31:15

pizza and that pasta rolling.

31:17

>> You know what? Once I stopped, I don't

31:19

even [ __ ] need that [ __ ] right now. I

31:20

don't even crave it. That's not I'm not

31:22

really interested in that.

31:23

>> A simple piece of toasted whole wheat

31:25

bread does it for me. Just jam that. I

31:29

don't need pizza. I've eaten enough

31:31

pizza in my life for [ __ ] 45

31:34

children.

31:36

45 children's lifetimes couldn't equate

31:39

the amount of pizza I've eaten.

31:41

>> That's hilarious.

31:42

>> So, I mean, I I feel like I've eaten

31:44

enough of everything that I've needed

31:46

to. Now, it's time to just fuel.

31:49

>> It's all about the fuel.

31:50

>> You're dialing in.

31:51

>> I'm I'm working out with like serious

31:53

dudes. Dudes that are like jacked out of

31:54

control and I'm the only one that's

31:56

rounded.

31:56

>> Do you have a ch a trainer that you work

31:58

with?

31:58

>> No, no, no. I just I train with dudes

32:00

who train every day and Okay.

32:02

>> One dude's a IFBBB pro and

32:04

>> Oh, bodybuilders.

32:05

>> Bodybuilders.

32:06

>> But I'm trying to do a little bit of

32:08

that.

32:09

>> I introduce my stuff. You know, no one

32:11

could really do the mason because that

32:13

takes a long time to like perfect that

32:15

work and everyone's way too tight,

32:18

>> right?

32:18

>> So, I do that on my own. I do like three

32:20

days of that with the kettle bells and I

32:22

do normal [ __ ] Deadlift. My knees a

32:26

little [ __ ] So, I'm doing zer. Zer is

32:29

my favorite squad. Anyway,

32:30

>> zeres are great.

32:31

>> It's my favorite.

32:32

>> It's really good for grappling and just

32:34

for elevating your testosterone,

32:36

>> bro. It's known to be like one of It's

32:38

It's definitely like a It's a jiu-jitsu

32:39

and it's an MM Every MMA fighter should

32:42

be doing that.

32:42

>> Yeah, it's big for wrestlers. The

32:44

ability to take people down and also

32:46

stuff takedowns, the same sort of

32:47

strength.

32:48

>> That that thrust. Yeah, it's it's

32:50

phenomenal. It's my favorite squat by

32:52

far.

32:52

>> It's great. The Dutch shoulder stuff

32:54

that you're doing, all that May stuff.

32:55

You must have like really strong

32:57

shoulders. I bet your shoulders never

32:59

[ __ ] with you.

32:59

>> Not anymore because I I healed myself

33:01

with the on it [ __ ] club. Yeah.

33:04

>> Like literally John Wolf helped me. I

33:06

would just hit him up like, "Yo,

33:09

>> those things are great." It's great just

33:11

cuz most of the time when you're

33:12

lifting, you're just picking stuff up.

33:14

Yeah.

33:14

>> You know, you're doing bench press. With

33:16

this, like you're swinging it over your

33:18

head and you're pausing out in front,

33:20

swinging it overhead. Think about when

33:22

you're doing jiu-jitsu, you get your

33:23

hand, your arm put over there and you

33:25

have that strength.

33:26

>> It's never in like bench press position.

33:28

>> Never. You're never like pushing

33:30

perfectly. You're always in like weird

33:32

>> Mhm. That's why yoga is really good for

33:34

jiu-jitsu.

33:34

>> I've been trying to do a little bit more

33:36

of everything.

33:36

>> Yoga is so good for you, man.

33:38

>> Pilates. Yoga.

33:40

>> Pilates is surprisingly hard.

33:42

>> Oh, it's one of the hardest things I've

33:43

ever done. Probably [ __ ] put the

33:45

goddamn things on my ankles. I was

33:47

laying on my back doing scissors.

33:49

>> Mhm.

33:50

Don't tell anybody. But yeah, I was next

33:52

to my wife.

33:53

>> Tighten up that man [ __ ]

33:54

>> bro. My man [ __ ] was like, "Fucking

33:57

that." It was like rock solid

33:59

>> and I told her, I was like, "Yo, this

34:01

hurts my asshole." Like, you're [ __ ]

34:03

literally making me work out a crazy

34:05

muscle. And she's like, "Yep, yep. You

34:08

feel it, right?

34:09

>> You got to go home with a sore asshole."

34:11

Ow. He's sitting on the bowl. Ow.

34:14

>> You got to wear the donut. You got to

34:16

sit on the cushion.

34:17

>> No. Remember those? People used to have

34:19

those at their house on the seat. We'd

34:21

have that like cushioning

34:23

>> on the toilet seat.

34:24

>> That one where you hit it? Yeah.

34:26

Remember that one?

34:27

>> Pink.

34:29

>> Grandma pink. Oh my god.

34:32

>> I just remember the smell of old ass

34:34

coming of of a toilet. Like a grandma's

34:36

ass or a grandfather's ass.

34:39

>> Yeah. Old.

34:40

>> I remember my father's [ __ ] smell

34:42

>> cuz it always Yeah. He smell He always

34:44

would throw a cigarette in the toilet

34:46

afterwards. It would smell like a shitty

34:48

cigarette.

34:51

>> That was back in the day where everybody

34:52

smoked in the house.

34:53

>> Oh my god. We used to have a ring. He

34:55

would sit and there was a ring up there

34:57

from the Rothman Blues.

34:59

>> What's a Rothman Blue?

35:00

>> It was a [ __ ] cigarette. Yeah.

35:01

English cigarette.

35:02

>> Wow. Ain't it crazy how doctors used to

35:06

recommend cigarettes? Used to be able to

35:07

buy cigarettes at a hospital.

35:09

>> Oh yeah. I've purchased them at

35:10

hospitals with the thing

35:12

>> in bed when the guy's in bed. Or you

35:14

could buy them in like they would come

35:15

around like a six-year-old kid would

35:17

come around with the thing

35:18

>> like a lady would come by with like a

35:20

box of different kinds of cigarettes in

35:21

it and the guy was like picking out

35:23

cigarettes that he could have while he's

35:24

in his hospital bed.

35:25

>> Yeah. Those are the days find one of the

35:27

pictures.

35:27

>> Those are the days. I remember the pool

35:29

machine was always my favorite when I

35:31

got sent to the store to go do this, do

35:32

that.

35:34

>> Yeah. Look at this.

35:35

>> Oh wow.

35:35

>> This has to be an ad, right?

35:38

>> Is it an ad?

35:39

>> That's the gold.

35:40

>> Or maybe it's a newspaper photograph or

35:41

something like that. Was that Paul Maul?

35:45

>> Another different guy.

35:46

>> Another 1950s cigarettes are marketing

35:48

as being good for Look at the nurse is

35:50

lighting this guy's cigarette.

35:52

>> Happily crazy.

35:53

>> Well, he doesn't look sick. His hair is

35:55

done nicely.

35:56

>> When did people in We looked up this who

35:59

figured out the first cigarette, didn't

36:00

we?

36:00

>> Is it the same guy? Different nurse.

36:02

>> Oh, this is all [ __ ]

36:04

>> I don't know.

36:04

>> Maybe it's just one guy had a freaky

36:06

nurse. for the nurses.

36:08

>> It just reminds me of why why is America

36:10

so medicated?

36:12

>> Why are we just so [ __ ] medicated on

36:14

everything? And

36:16

>> because it works,

36:17

>> does it?

36:17

>> I mean, it doesn't do what you're want

36:20

it to do, but like as far as like mental

36:23

medications,

36:24

>> that [ __ ] works.

36:25

>> There's a lot of stuff that works. Sure,

36:26

Prozac has a legitimate effect on

36:28

people. They get accustomed to it.

36:30

>> Good or bad?

36:30

>> Aderall depends on who and it depends on

36:33

the dose, you know? know, it's like if

36:35

you want to say good or bad, I know a

36:37

lot of people that are very successful

36:38

that use Aderall. Uh I don't necessarily

36:41

know if it's bad. I think it depends on

36:44

who you are, whether or not you can just

36:46

use it when you need it, like to write

36:48

or something like that. I know

36:50

journalists that use it.

36:51

>> But if it's uh if it's one of those

36:53

things that you're addicted to, like uh

36:56

benzoazipine, you know, like uh

36:59

>> Michael Jackson,

37:00

>> that Well, no,

37:01

>> that wasn't the Michael Jackson one.

37:02

>> No, he was the Ladden. He well he died

37:05

from being sedated. He died from propul.

37:09

>> Oh, he was just sed and then pumped with

37:11

other stuff.

37:12

>> I don't think he could sleep at night. I

37:14

think he was just so mentally ill.

37:16

>> That's [ __ ]

37:17

>> That guy was too famous, man.

37:19

>> There's There is too famous.

37:22

>> Wait, it's deep.

37:24

>> Yeah. And

37:25

>> everyone on earth knows who Michael

37:27

Jackson is.

37:27

>> Yeah.

37:28

>> I don't think there's anyone who doesn't

37:30

know who Michael Jackson is. Even now,

37:32

if you're born now, you know who he is.

37:34

>> Yeah. I mean, he was so famous that even

37:38

after all the sexual allegations, all of

37:41

his music still played on the radio. It

37:43

was so

37:44

>> No one gives a [ __ ] So good. No one no

37:47

one cares,

37:48

>> right? Look, R. Kelly stuff, you barely

37:49

hear it anymore.

37:50

>> Yeah. And I'm not going to say anything.

37:53

>> Please don't.

37:54

>> I will not. I

37:55

>> He's a disgrace. I mean, it's

37:57

disgraceful, but his music was

37:59

phenomenal. It was like that changed

38:01

[ __ ] the whole vibe of R&B like

38:05

disgusting, unbelievable, nasty,

38:07

disgraceful things,

38:08

>> right? But if you separate the artist

38:10

from the art,

38:10

>> and that's the [ __ ] worst thing. You

38:12

can't do that. You cannot that it it

38:14

comes as a whole package.

38:15

>> But the my question is, how many of

38:17

those guys were like that way back in

38:19

the day?

38:22

>> You know what I mean?

38:22

>> Probably a lot.

38:23

>> A large amount. You see the sickness. I

38:25

don't understand why [ __ ] get a

38:27

little bit of money and start doing

38:28

weirdo [ __ ]

38:30

>> Like I like to garden

38:32

>> like island [ __ ]

38:33

>> Yeah. Like I like gardening.

38:35

>> I like stonemasonry.

38:39

>> I like working out and cooking,

38:41

>> right? But

38:42

>> why would

38:42

>> I'll tell you why.

38:43

>> I'm obviously not on that level, but I

38:45

don't see my mentality changing so far

38:47

off where I'm [ __ ] going to the

38:48

island, you know?

38:49

>> No, it's never going to happen. Even if

38:52

there was a new island. But the thing

38:53

is, you made money by doing what you

38:56

love. That's a very different kind of

38:58

money. These people are just trying to

39:01

make money. So when you're just trying

39:02

to make money, it's all about

39:05

experiences and items that you possess.

39:08

So you want to buy your own island, you

39:10

want a jet, what else you want? You want

39:12

a Ferrari, you want a bunch of [ __ ]

39:13

things,

39:14

>> you want things. And you keep getting

39:15

more things. And you want to do things

39:17

that you're not supposed to do. Like you

39:18

want to eat an endangered species.

39:20

[ __ ]

39:21

>> there's like a restaurant in China and

39:23

they'll serve you tiger they'll serve

39:24

you they'll serve you gorilla like

39:26

whatever whatever you want to eat

39:28

endangered species

39:29

>> I mean I've seen

39:30

>> I don't know if this is true but there

39:31

was a story that was written about this

39:32

place where you could go in China and

39:34

this is a story see if you can find it

39:36

there's a story about uh like it's one

39:39

of those things where it's like a a

39:41

gather it's not like a restaurant

39:43

>> it's a gathering

39:44

>> it's a gathering that happens like once

39:46

every year or something like that and

39:47

they go and they would eat endangered

39:48

species

39:49

>> I think I've seen which is [ __ ]

39:51

crazy.

39:52

>> But that's a billionaire crazy person

39:54

money thing. Like we're going to go eat

39:56

a tiger. You know what I mean? It's like

39:57

[ __ ] ridiculous.

39:58

>> Yeah. It's weird.

39:59

>> Crazy.

40:00

>> I I couldn't imagine. I couldn't

40:01

imagine. Like I don't even like to hurt

40:03

anything. I don't

40:04

>> Right. But that's because you're not

40:06

that kind of a rich guy. You're a guy

40:08

who made a bunch of money just by being

40:10

himself. And that's a totally different

40:12

enterprise than someone who's just

40:14

trying to make a bunch of money. The

40:16

people that are just trying to make a

40:17

bunch of money, they're never happy.

40:19

You're never satisfied.

40:20

>> Yeah. Yeah. They I mean I we I don't

40:23

know where anybody comes from, but I

40:24

live in a two [ __ ] bedroom apartment

40:26

my entire life up until recently.

40:29

Still might I still do?

40:30

>> Here it is. Crackdown on menu for

40:32

China's China's animal eaters.

40:34

>> This is from 2014 though. So they made a

40:36

>> What kind of riblelet meat is that? Look

40:38

at those [ __ ] striations that Oh, no

40:40

wonder the porcupine.

40:42

>> They changed the law because of it.

40:43

Well, to I mean I don't know if because

40:46

of it, but that's why it's probably not

40:48

talked about as much anymore.

40:50

>> Uh the diners of southern China have

40:52

long had a reputation for exotic tastes

40:55

with locals sometimes boasting they will

40:57

eat anything with four legs except a

40:59

table. Lol.

41:04

>> [ __ ] jerks.

41:05

>> So Pangalan So Panggalan's endangered,

41:08

right? Is are they endangered? Wasn't

41:10

that one of the things that they thought

41:11

was the wet market where

41:13

>> on top it says they had endangered

41:14

tortoises and snakes and porcupines in

41:17

cages

41:19

>> and imagine you're so nasty you want to

41:21

eat an endangered snake. Eating a snake

41:24

alone is gross. But you're so nasty you

41:26

want to you want to eat an endangered

41:27

snake.

41:28

>> I've had snake soupers.

41:29

>> I was in I was in Japan and I had

41:31

[ __ ] a good snake soup. It was

41:33

smoked.

41:33

>> Was it good?

41:34

>> It tasted like beef.

41:36

>> Really?

41:36

>> It did. It was supposed to be, you know,

41:39

>> make you [ __ ]

41:40

>> make you very versatile.

41:42

>> Oh, versatile.

41:43

>> What's the word? Verald now.

41:45

>> Versatile as well, right?

41:48

>> Yeah. It was a black snake, of course.

41:51

>> Ah, black snake.

41:52

>> Um, was it a poisonous snake?

41:54

>> That I'm not sure, but there was a

41:57

bunch. It was like this was a Michelin

42:00

star restaurant to Michelin star. And of

42:02

course it was like French Japanese

42:06

creations and [ __ ]

42:09

quite endangered.

42:10

>> Really

42:12

>> as endangered as I could get.

42:15

>> Endangered.

42:16

>> A little turtle. A little

42:18

>> But some turtles are not endangered.

42:19

>> I know, but I don't even like to do it.

42:21

It [ __ ] It's just It turns me off. It

42:24

turns

42:24

>> Dude, I used to have turtles as pets. I

42:26

used to have turtles and at one point in

42:28

time I had piranhas. Uh, turtles are way

42:32

more psychotic than piranhas. When I

42:35

would feed my turtles, I'd feed my

42:37

turtles goldfish and they'd swim around

42:39

and grab the goldfish and just bite them

42:41

in half.

42:42

>> It was crazy to watch.

42:43

>> They got those powerful jaws.

42:44

>> And I'm looking at them. I'm like, "Of

42:46

course you're a little dinosaur. Just

42:48

look at you. You look like a dinosaur.

42:50

You have this crazy stegosaurus shell

42:52

over your back

42:54

>> and you're swimming through the water.

42:55

>> Some neck comes out like that."

42:56

>> Dude, they were super aggressive. See if

42:59

you can find videos of turtles [ __ ]

43:02

up uh goldfish.

43:04

>> What about those big [ __ ]

43:05

>> with their hands all day?

43:06

>> Like the big snappers, big snapping

43:08

turtles. Those are for like Bowser.

43:10

>> Yeah. Have you ever seen one in real

43:12

life?

43:12

>> I've I've seen the big seat like the big

43:15

tortois in Hawaii, but I've never seen a

43:16

big snapping one.

43:17

>> I saw like a medium one, not a real big

43:20

one, but they look so freaky. Their

43:23

[ __ ] teeth or or their that beak

43:25

thing, that mouth.

43:27

>> Jacked up neck, too. Big [ __ ] huge

43:30

>> big [ __ ] huge clamp down neck. What?

43:32

There's one different type. What is that

43:36

one really crazy looking snapping

43:38

turtle? Is it a gar snapping turtle?

43:40

I've never seen I think it is.

43:41

>> I just pulled up. I've never seen this

43:42

one before.

43:43

>> Whoa. What the [ __ ] is that?

43:44

>> A ma mada turtle.

43:46

>> Whoa.

43:47

>> What the [ __ ] kind of head is that?

43:49

>> It's a triangle head.

43:50

>> Yeah, that's

43:51

>> with a weird nose.

43:52

>> That's That's weird.

43:55

>> I've never seen that.

43:56

>> It's eating a goldfish, too.

43:58

There you go. Oh, he just swallows it

44:00

hole. What a weird looking creature.

44:04

If you told me yesterday that this

44:05

didn't exist, I would have believed you.

44:08

If you told me yesterday this is AI,

44:10

>> what's the reasoning that a lot of these

44:12

these species go flatheads?

44:16

>> H, good question.

44:17

>> Mixing the bottom of the

44:18

>> cuz you slip right into the shell. I'm

44:20

sure.

44:20

>> Yeah, I guess so.

44:21

>> I'm sure you fit better in the shell.

44:22

You go hammerhead and heads like that

44:24

and [ __ ] stingrays and [ __ ] just

44:26

turns flat. Flounder,

44:29

>> right? That's a weird one. Two eyeballs

44:31

on one side.

44:32

>> What the [ __ ] is that?

44:33

>> So, this is a very timid turtle eating

44:36

the goldfish. He's just The ones that I

44:39

had, they swam after the goldfish and

44:41

grabbed them.

44:42

>> Look at this [ __ ] thing.

44:43

>> Whoa. Alligator snapping turtle.

44:46

>> Yeah, that's the one. The alligator.

44:48

This one is the one that turns into

44:49

[ __ ] Donatello. Look at that face on

44:51

that. See his

44:52

>> tongue down there?

44:53

>> Yeah.

44:54

>> Oh, so its tongue looks like a goldfish.

44:56

>> A little worm for

44:57

>> So it tricks him.

44:57

>> Yeah.

44:59

>> Come get some. Look. Oh snap. Nature is

45:03

so evil. It gave me a lure in my mouth.

45:06

>> Nature has no mercy, man.

45:07

>> Nope.

45:08

>> No mercy.

45:09

>> No mercy.

45:10

>> Um, we were talking about smoking. This

45:12

I saw this today that UK has voted to

45:14

ban anyone born after 2008 to be banned

45:17

from smoking.

45:19

>> What? hasn't passed. It has to. It's

45:22

>> Wait a minute. It's on the screen.

45:23

>> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm going

45:25

to light up a cigar. [ __ ] It says

45:27

>> pisses me off. That's a crazy one.

45:29

>> I thought it was kind of fake when I saw

45:30

it, but I I looked it up. It's on It's

45:33

There's articles about it.

45:34

>> It's a draft law, they say, which

45:36

doesn't mean it's an actual law yet. I

45:38

think

45:38

>> I'm opening up a fresh box for them.

45:40

[ __ ] you. That's crazy. But that's just

45:44

We were talking about this yesterday.

45:46

>> They love They love having their [ __ ]

45:48

their thumb on you. It's government.

45:50

It's like when they expand government,

45:52

they got to give government something to

45:53

do. So what do they do? They come up

45:55

with more rules and regulations. And

45:56

they come up with more people to enforce

45:58

those rules and regulations. Even if

46:00

they don't make any sense,

46:01

>> bills, pass this, pass that. I got to

46:03

[ __ ] Everyone has an idea. Every new

46:06

politician has their ideas.

46:07

>> And they all want to [ __ ] control

46:09

you. That's what they want to do more

46:10

than anything. They want to control you.

46:12

That's their favorite sport. Their

46:14

favorite sport is telling you what to

46:15

do. I just had I had a beautiful dinner

46:18

with uh with our mayor of New York, Mom,

46:20

Donnie.

46:20

>> How is he? You like him?

46:22

>> He was He's 34 years old, bro. He's I

46:25

I've never thought that I'd be sitting

46:26

at a table with a mayor who's younger

46:28

than me and knows about [ __ ] rap and

46:30

like

46:31

>> Didn't he rap for a while?

46:32

>> I don't acknowledge that.

46:38

>> That's hilarious.

46:39

>> No, but he, you know, he was very nice

46:41

guy. You know, we had a nice dinner. I I

46:43

didn't speak politic. I'm not really one

46:45

of those guys. We just talk [ __ ]

46:47

>> Oh, okay. He was

46:48

>> What the [ __ ] do I know? I don't know

46:49

[ __ ] I don't know [ __ ] either.

46:50

>> Exactly. So,

46:51

>> the thing that I would always be most

46:53

concerned is who's financing him. What

46:55

is their agenda? What are they trying to

46:57

get him to do?

46:59

>> Because it's always money. It's always

47:00

about money. People are discovering New

47:02

York City Mandani's

47:04

>> That's a [ __ ] crazy picture, right?

47:05

>> He's rapping with an apron on. What's

47:07

that about?

47:08

>> Mr. Cardom.

47:09

>> Yeah.

47:10

>> Okay.

47:11

>> It's a wild one. shame the guy for his

47:13

mistakes of the past.

47:15

>> Let's just, you know, he's just doing

47:17

some wild stuff like with taxes and

47:20

things like he's trying to tax these

47:21

billionaires.

47:22

>> I saw that. What I'd like him to do,

47:24

>> brother.

47:24

>> Uh, yeah, sure. Why not,

47:26

>> son?

47:26

>> What I'd like him to do is [ __ ] help

47:29

alleviate Thank you, Sor.

47:31

>> Let me take the top off it for you.

47:33

>> Help alleviate taxes for people who are

47:35

born and raised New Yorkers. I shouldn't

47:38

have to pay for everyone else's

47:39

[ __ ]

47:40

>> right? At least give me a little break.

47:42

>> Not just that, but

47:44

>> they should be responsible with where

47:45

the tax dollars go. So before asking you

47:48

for more taxes, clean up all the fraud.

47:50

>> Oh my god.

47:51

>> That's not a [ __ ] big request. That's

47:53

like a pretty

47:55

>> pretty simple thing to ask for. But

47:57

nobody says that. All they ever say is

47:58

we need to tax you more.

48:00

>> This year was a mess. He came into all

48:01

of us when it was a a [ __ ] storm of

48:04

literal horrible weather. And the

48:06

[ __ ] city was an honest garbage hole.

48:09

It was a [ __ ] mess.

48:11

>> It got real bad with snow, right?

48:12

>> [ __ ] 7 ft high piles of garbage. Like

48:15

disgrace.

48:16

>> Now, why was that?

48:17

>> Because I don't know.

48:20

I would say the union rep wasn't

48:22

allowing the workers to [ __ ] go and

48:24

clean [ __ ]

48:26

>> You know, honestly,

48:27

>> when they're at odds, listen, I don't

48:29

know. I'm not I'd like to get to the

48:31

bottom of this.

48:33

>> Yeah. I don't know either.

48:34

>> You know, when they're at odds, they're

48:35

at odds.

48:36

>> Well, so there was a union strike. They

48:38

don't allow They don't allow any of the

48:42

sanitation people to move a muscle

48:43

unless their union rep says it's okay.

48:47

>> You go and sit in the [ __ ] truck and

48:48

take a nap until we tell you to move.

48:50

>> Right.

48:52

>> That's

48:53

me, too.

48:54

>> Listen, I'm with them because all the

48:55

fraud that's existing in that city, all

48:58

the waste that they've showed,

49:00

>> that is one thing you should [ __ ] pay

49:02

people for cuz the job sucks. Okay? And

49:05

it's super necessary.

49:07

>> It's the most

49:08

hospital.

49:09

>> Super necessary.

49:11

>> You [ __ ] have to pick up the garbage.

49:13

Goddamn it. Pay those [ __ ] people. I

49:15

mean, are they asking for unreasonable

49:17

amounts when you find out how much money

49:19

you spent on the [ __ ] homeless

49:20

situation? And it never got better at

49:21

all. Who's What are they getting? I bet

49:23

they're getting paid more than the

49:24

garbage people.

49:24

>> I'm sure. But they they get good

49:26

pension. Everyone Everyone works for a

49:28

pension.

49:28

>> It's all for security. Pension. There's

49:30

[ __ ] dental. How many times you going

49:33

to do dental? Yeah, but you should also

49:35

get paid. If you're [ __ ] if you're

49:37

moving garbage, you should get paid

49:39

well. Period. And for people to go, "Oh,

49:42

it's unskilled job." That's a

49:44

backbreaking job. You're slinging around

49:46

bags all day and picking up cans and

49:50

yanking on levers.

49:51

>> Far from unskilled.

49:52

>> Yeah. You try and drive that [ __ ]

49:54

truck.

49:55

>> It's also dangerous. You're hanging off

49:56

the back of the truck sometimes. You're

49:59

out there in the weather. It's [ __ ]

50:01

hard. You could hurt your back. It's

50:03

[ __ ] hard. It's a hard job. They

50:04

should get paid well.

50:06

>> And anybody who doesn't think that is a

50:08

[ __ ]

50:11

>> but you should definitely be paid well.

50:12

>> That's the thing about this world.

50:13

Everybody's greedy. They want it all for

50:15

themselves.

50:16

>> There's one thing they're doing. I just

50:17

found online. They're adding these giant

50:19

bins, which

50:21

maybe is better than piles, but

50:24

>> my boy.

50:24

>> Yeah, that'll definitely be better.

50:25

>> They're always adding these [ __ ]

50:27

bins. Yeah, but the problem with

50:28

>> goddamn Eric Adams made you buy a $100

50:30

garbage can for your house back in the

50:32

day from his cousin.

50:33

>> This is what I was told from my my man

50:35

in Middle Village.

50:36

>> How much?

50:37

>> $100. My boy Connie Gorgeous told me.

50:40

>> $100.

50:42

You have to buy a [ __ ] new garbage

50:43

can for your house one way or another,

50:45

no matter what. From Eric Adams cousin.

50:47

Oh, really? Show that again, Jamie.

50:50

>> $100. So that actually makes more sense

50:53

though that they're doing this big

50:54

because that also probably the problem

50:56

is if it does keep the rats out then

50:58

what are the rats going to eat? Then

50:59

you're going to have a bigger rat

51:00

problem. New York's got a [ __ ] giant

51:04

rat problem. I've been seeing less

51:06

lately cuz they're hiding.

51:07

>> Yeah, I've been seeing less. Well, it's

51:09

about to be summertime, so they're going

51:10

to come out

51:12

>> once again. If they pick the [ __ ]

51:13

garbage up, there'll be less rat

51:16

if they stop doing all the construction.

51:19

I mean, that's what breeds these rats

51:21

that come out

51:22

>> for sure.

51:23

>> You're digging these [ __ ] up. You're

51:24

you're disturbing their house.

51:26

>> Yeah, but they rely on people to eat.

51:28

The thing is this, it's a completely

51:31

uh coexisting

51:34

like the the monkey system. It's an

51:37

ecosystem. The rats and the people are

51:38

an ecosystem because the rats eat human

51:40

garbage and they live piled up around

51:43

humans for a reason, so they could eat

51:44

our garbage. And during the pandemic, it

51:47

was a real [ __ ] problem because no

51:48

one was going to restaurants for a

51:49

while. So the rats were everywhere. They

51:51

were freaking out. [ __ ] up.

51:53

>> They're eating each other. Rats do eat

51:55

each other. I had a rat eat it eat well

51:57

a bunch of rats ate a dead rat in my

52:00

garage once.

52:02

>> Yeah, he died. Big fat rat, too. He

52:04

died. I heard the trap go off, but it

52:06

was like 10:00 at night. I was like,

52:07

"Fuck it. I'll deal with it in the

52:08

morning." I got up in the morning. There

52:10

was nothing left but his tail.

52:12

>> There was like some skin, the feet, and

52:14

the tail. They ate his entire body.

52:17

>> Yeah. Now there was a whole like garage

52:20

full like one of those uh I don't know

52:22

like a storage space. But in the street

52:24

>> Mhm.

52:25

>> you just heard them

52:27

[ __ ] the gate would be knocking back

52:29

and forth like they're having a goddamn

52:31

underground [ __ ] strike force in

52:33

there.

52:34

>> That's why when people get upset about

52:35

coyotes, listen,

52:37

>> bro, I heard them recently.

52:39

>> You need them,

52:40

>> bro. the [ __ ] pack of coyotes howling

52:42

and screaming during feeding

52:45

>> in New York City.

52:46

>> Well, upstate.

52:47

>> They do it in New York City, too. They

52:49

find them in uh the Central Park.

52:51

>> Yeah. Like an hour and a half away. It

52:52

was It's really something else.

52:54

>> A lot of them up there.

52:55

>> But you need them otherwise you're going

52:56

to have rats everywhere. Like there's a

52:58

balance to all this [ __ ] Just don't

52:59

leave your cat outside.

53:01

>> No, I saw a [ __ ] owl like this

53:03

outside.

53:04

>> Really?

53:05

>> [ __ ] in the daytime.

53:06

>> Let me reset this.

53:07

>> What is this?

53:08

>> Rats hiding. I think this was uh

53:10

>> Oh, yes. My They [ __ ]

53:11

>> Oh, yeah. They hide in your engine,

53:12

>> bro. Rat ate my [ __ ] boy's BMW

53:15

engine.

53:16

>> All the wiring.

53:18

>> Oh my god.

53:20

>> They chewed up all the the insulation.

53:26

>> Well, that's just that's not dead rats,

53:29

right?

53:30

>> What is that?

53:30

>> It's not alive ones.

53:32

>> Isn't that the stuff, though? I think

53:34

that's the stuff of the ceiling.

53:36

>> Okay. Yeah, I think

53:36

>> I think it's the insulation above the

53:38

roof of the uh

53:40

>> All right.

53:40

>> above the engine.

53:42

>> It's just they nested in this guy's

53:43

place.

53:45

>> Yeah, this says that the the trash bins

53:47

are going to get rid of a lot of the

53:50

>> How the [ __ ] does

53:51

>> you're not going to lower thing is

53:53

didn't we figure out that the number of

53:55

rats in New York City is pretty similar

53:58

to the number of people?

53:59

>> I would I would probably say it out it

54:01

out does it. How could you? It's just so

54:03

small. They [ __ ]

54:05

>> they don't really know. But someone had

54:07

told me that the biomass of rats was the

54:09

same as the biomass of people in New

54:11

York City, meaning the weight. But we

54:13

looked that up and that doesn't seem to

54:14

be true.

54:15

>> But if it's true that it's much it takes

54:17

much more to make up one human being. So

54:19

there's going to be 10 times more.

54:21

>> Sometimes people read things or write

54:24

things down and it's just not accurate

54:26

because like there are a lot of cases

54:29

where small things have a crazy biomass.

54:32

It's like I think the biomass of ants is

54:36

similar to the biomass of human beings

54:38

on Earth.

54:39

>> Wow.

54:41

>> Find out if that's true. Put that into

54:42

perplexity.

54:43

>> You ever see the ants that have that

54:44

little honey butt? They have a little

54:46

ball of honey on their ass.

54:48

>> Oh, I have seen that. What's that for?

54:49

>> It's a taste.

54:51

>> Be delicious.

54:52

>> Come get some.

54:52

>> Give me that [ __ ] ass.

54:54

>> Imagine if ladies started having that.

54:56

That's the new thing.

54:57

>> God, I'd eat so much ass.

54:58

>> No no nose ring. Now they just have a a

55:00

honey pot on their ass. Yes, it's how

55:02

you capture me.

55:03

>> Look at this. Oh, ants on Earth together

55:06

have about 20% of the biomass of all

55:08

humans when measured as dry carbon mass.

55:12

Okay, what about insects in general?

55:15

Maybe that's where they [ __ ] up.

55:19

Do insect What is the biomass of all

55:21

insects compared to the biomass of

55:23

people?

55:27

>> What are you typing this in? What is

55:28

this? What? What?

55:29

>> Our lovely AI sponsor, Perplexity.

55:31

>> Oh, beautiful.

55:32

>> Yeah. On a global scale, total biomass

55:34

of all insects is several times larger

55:36

than human biomass.

55:38

>> Wow.

55:40

[ __ ] that.

55:41

>> And all Smithsonian

55:43

>> bugs.

55:44

>> I love [ __ ] bugs.

55:45

>> Do you?

55:46

>> I love bugs.

55:47

>> We're lucky they're little.

55:48

>> I know. You're right. There's there's a

55:50

real like uh there's a there's a

55:52

generous amount of species up where I'm

55:54

at and I really enjoy them recently. You

55:57

can't be upset at them because if the

55:59

area was unhealthy, they wouldn't be

56:01

there.

56:01

>> Well, you're in upstate.

56:02

>> Yeah,

56:03

>> upstate's beautiful, but um check

56:05

yourself for ticks.

56:06

>> Oh, I do all the time.

56:08

>> Um upstate lime.

56:10

>> He got he got bit by a tick recently.

56:12

>> He caught it 3 days later. He already

56:14

had it, but he's good now.

56:16

>> Did he go in immediately get the

56:17

antibiotics? That's what you got to do

56:19

when you get that Lyme disease. You got

56:20

to get it.

56:21

>> Where do you think they usually capture

56:22

you? Like around the creasses. Yeah,

56:25

like your legs, your ankles, the way

56:27

they climb up on your pants.

56:28

>> But as long as they don't go up in the

56:29

[ __ ] Netherlands. Yeah, the nether

56:31

region.

56:32

>> That would suck. But I think it's a

56:33

systemic issue more than it is the

56:35

initial bite. The bite though, to know

56:38

that if you got Lyme disease, a couple

56:39

days after the infection, it starts

56:41

getting like a bullseye around it. And

56:43

that to a lot of people is uh that's the

56:47

the big sign that you've got Lyme

56:48

disease. But sometimes when they get to

56:50

the doctor, that circle's gone and the

56:53

doctor doesn't believe them. I've had

56:54

this happen to a friend of mine who's a

56:55

very smart guy and him and his son both

56:58

got Lyme disease and he couldn't get the

57:01

[ __ ] doctor to believe that it was

57:02

Lyme disease until his kid started

57:04

getting um what's that mouth thing

57:08

bar how do you say that

57:09

>> Julian Bar syndrome is Julian Julian

57:13

>> Julian bar syndrome

57:14

>> when it was seen

57:15

>> your fa half your face gets paralyzed

57:17

>> oh [ __ ]

57:18

>> Bell's pausy

57:19

>> right but there's a name for it I think

57:21

it's gue bar is very similar because

57:26

I knew a guy who had that and it was the

57:28

same thing and he was diagnosed with

57:30

guillian bar.

57:31

>> Does it go back or is it

57:32

>> Yeah, he it went back.

57:33

>> It does say that

57:34

>> Dice Clay had it for a while.

57:36

>> Really?

57:36

>> Yeah. Dice Clay had half of his face and

57:38

he was going on stage with it. He didn't

57:39

give a [ __ ] Guan Bar syndrome facial

57:42

weakness or paralysis

57:45

>> with Dice. He talked about it. He

57:47

brought it up. It was pretty obvious.

57:48

>> That's what I'm saying. He was just

57:49

walking.

57:49

>> It was pretty obvious. Like half his

57:51

face was like it was crazy. Half his

57:53

face just wouldn't move.

57:54

>> [ __ ]

57:55

>> No.

57:57

>> Not good.

58:00

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] happens, man. You got to

58:01

just deal with things as they come.

58:03

>> Mhm.

58:03

>> You can't really like who the [ __ ] knows

58:06

what this world is about and why ticks.

58:09

>> Yeah.

58:10

>> Cuz those [ __ ] they're trying to get

58:12

you. And those little [ __ ] a large

58:15

percentage of them on the East Coast

58:16

carry Lyme disease.

58:17

>> For sure. For sure.

58:20

>> They're diseased little pricks. I spray

58:23

myself with a nice geranium spray.

58:25

>> Geranium?

58:25

>> Yeah. There's an elixir. There's like a

58:28

natural lavender, geranium oil, all

58:30

kinds of [ __ ] that you spray on yourself

58:31

that repels.

58:32

>> You sure that doesn't make them want to

58:33

bite you more?

58:34

>> No. No. It repels

58:35

>> for sure.

58:35

>> It brings other things, but it takes

58:37

those guys away.

58:39

>> It brings in ankle bracelets.

58:41

>> Yeah. Oh my god. Ankle bracelets and

58:43

[ __ ] and Brahmabul nose ring.

58:47

>> Yeah.

58:48

>> When I was in Mexico City, I was

58:49

dressed. I had I bought a [ __ ] jade

58:52

like yade. It's from over there. Brought

58:54

a jade necklace that was a little bit

58:56

too tight.

58:58

>> So it looked like a choker

58:59

>> like a dog.

59:00

>> Yeah. My boy told me I looked like I had

59:02

my nipple pierced in the picture that I

59:03

showed. Yeah. I looked like a [ __ ]

59:06

bear. I had circular glasses.

59:10

>> Scruff.

59:11

>> You could see a little bit of this

59:13

scruff.

59:14

>> Two

59:15

>> two chokers.

59:17

>> This is what I'm saying. You act

59:18

different on vacation. two had a [ __ ]

59:20

amber choker and a jade choker.

59:23

>> You would be killing it in the bear

59:24

community if you ever want to switch

59:26

teams. You would dominate the bear the

59:28

bear community,

59:30

>> right?

59:30

>> Just do it for fun. Like, [ __ ] it.

59:33

>> We'll [ __ ] some guys up. What's up?

59:35

>> What were we just asking? What was the

59:36

question?

59:39

>> You didn't I thought I thought I had a

59:41

question.

59:42

>> I forgot.

59:42

>> You got all off track with that comment.

59:44

>> Yeah, it's bear talk. Bear talk always.

59:47

>> Bear talk 101. What were we just talking

59:49

about before that though?

59:51

>> Uh, bugs,

59:53

>> right?

59:54

>> Bugs.

59:55

Ticks. Lyme disease. Okay.

59:58

>> Bar's

59:59

another one that's out now.

60:01

>> There's another disease that's out that

60:02

people are getting called alpha gal and

60:04

it's from a tick called the lonear tick

60:06

and it makes you allergic to red meat.

60:10

>> That's what that one you cannot get, my

60:12

friend.

60:12

>> No, that's [ __ ] up. I don't want

60:13

>> That's not for you. No,

60:15

>> that would ruin everything in your

60:17

>> I like so many [ __ ] bone and

60:18

fililelets. It's been crazy.

60:20

>> I'm saying

60:20

>> I need those gains.

60:22

>> There's no other gains like that, right?

60:25

>> Bison. I've been eating a lot of like

60:27

gains things like my diet.

60:30

>> Game is the best for that.

60:32

>> Sweet potatoes and game.

60:34

>> There you go. Sweet potatoes.

60:35

Phenomenal.

60:36

>> That's that that's what I I exchanged

60:38

the pasta for the sweet potato. Are

60:40

>> you uh do you eat rice?

60:42

>> A little bit. A touch. a touch.

60:45

>> I hear conflicting conflicting things. I

60:48

like it.

60:48

>> White rice.

60:49

>> There's a lot of things that I eat that

60:50

I like. I just eat them because I like

60:52

it. Like when I'm eating spaghetti, I'm

60:54

under no illusion.

60:55

>> Yeah. No, you know what you're eating.

60:56

>> I know what I'm doing. I'm not under an

60:57

illusion.

60:58

>> You like a good pasta. I know that.

61:00

>> Evan Funk pasta, right?

61:02

>> I know you like a good Evan Funk.

61:03

>> That dude, that dude can cook.

61:05

>> I had him I had him on my show early on

61:08

like before all his like his his success

61:10

and just kicked it off. If I loved his

61:13

He's a [ __ ]

61:14

>> He's a man and he when you care like

61:16

that. Yeah.

61:18

>> Like there's there's another guy Stefan

61:20

Seti in New York.

61:21

>> Oh my god. Stephanosi is another sicko.

61:24

>> Make amazing al Matarano. You know it's

61:28

all about the wooden dowel. That's how

61:30

they make the pot. It's all old style.

61:33

Nothing extruded. All

61:36

>> with the thing.

61:37

>> Yeah.

61:37

>> With the talking about

61:39

>> Yeah. Evans Places. Cuz you could watch

61:41

them make the pasta, you know, like

61:43

mother. He's got mother wolf. He's got

61:45

funk. Is it funky or funk? How do you

61:47

How do you pronounce?

61:48

>> I have no idea. I call him Funk. It's

61:49

like Terry Funk,

61:50

>> right? Probably Funk,

61:52

>> you know? I thought he was Terry Funk's

61:53

cousin.

61:54

>> Oh, they're making tortillini here.

61:56

>> No, that's that's that's Stephano.

61:58

>> Oh my god, look how good that looks.

62:00

>> This man right here, when I went to

62:02

Osteria Francescana in Modina, you know,

62:04

>> I love how you said that.

62:07

Machimo Batura's place. It was like the

62:09

number one restaurant for many years. He

62:11

was the chef there that was making all

62:12

the food. He was like a young man.

62:14

>> And then when he opened his restaurant,

62:16

Restor in New York, it was like

62:19

>> he takes such good care of my mother as

62:21

well. Like yo, he they they just go

62:24

above and beyond. He's a beautiful guy.

62:26

>> This is art. Like the way he's making

62:27

this food, this is art. This is a work

62:29

of art. He's performing art.

62:31

>> Bro, who' I have? I had [ __ ] Devin

62:33

Haney in the kitchen with me making

62:34

pasta with him. Oh, really?

62:36

>> You know, I like to bring these guys in

62:38

and do weird things.

62:41

>> That's crazy. That's awesome.

62:43

>> Devin Haney making pot, bro.

62:46

>> Yuri, bro.

62:47

>> I know.

62:48

>> Holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

62:50

>> Crazy.

62:51

>> What an animal.

62:53

>> Well, I mean,

62:54

>> how ridiculous. I was so It's like

62:56

>> It's You kind of got to look at it,

62:58

right? Like, oh [ __ ] Yeah.

63:00

>> You got to look at it two ways. One, you

63:02

got to look at it from Yuri's

63:04

perspective, like he had it there. The

63:06

fight was over. The guy was hurt and but

63:09

you also look at from Carlos's

63:10

perspective. Carlos Olberg is hurt. He

63:13

can't move his right leg. They're

63:15

probably going to stop it in between

63:16

rounds. And Yuri is he can't move. So

63:20

Yuri's just poting him. And he's kicking

63:22

his one good leg. He's kicking his one

63:25

good leg and then boom, he clips him

63:27

with a left hook. I mean, with the with

63:28

the one punch that he's known for,

63:31

>> not just that,

63:31

>> step back hook,

63:33

>> the one punch that you can throw if your

63:35

right leg is hurt, a check hook.

63:37

>> Crazy.

63:38

>> Cuz when you the the check hook is one

63:40

of the like Alexander Vulcanowski

63:43

actually did a really good breakdown of

63:44

this on YouTube. But what he was talking

63:46

about is the check hook, you put all the

63:48

weight on the front leg a lot because as

63:51

the person's coming, a lot of the weight

63:52

as you unccork the punch is on that

63:55

front leg. And Bberg's that's a snake.

63:58

>> Like the way he throws that left hook is

64:00

so fast.

64:01

>> Was perfect.

64:01

>> And he it punch he threw one just to get

64:04

the just to get the the the the the

64:07

distance on the first one and then

64:09

clipped him again.

64:10

>> Perfect.

64:10

>> But Yuri man

64:11

>> So Yuri said

64:12

>> it looked like I I watched I I know you

64:14

were watching as well watching in real

64:16

time, but it just looked like he got

64:17

upset that he hurt his knee and he was

64:19

like, "Fuck fuck."

64:20

>> He clearly did get upset. I really do

64:22

think that he got upset. I do think

64:25

that's true,

64:26

>> but it makes no difference on

64:27

>> it doesn't matter. Carlos got him.

64:29

Carlos got him. He [ __ ] up. But that's

64:32

part Yeah, it's part of fighting. Like

64:34

you have to be ruthless. Like Khalil

64:36

Roundtree

64:37

>> is one of the nicest guys you're ever

64:39

going to meet. When he fought Modesus

64:40

Bukakus, he sidekicked his knee

64:42

sideways. Blew it apart. He was nuts.

64:45

>> And Khalil is one of nicest guys alive.

64:48

But

64:49

>> when you're in there, he's trying to do

64:50

it to you. You're trying to do it to

64:51

him. And if his leg gets blown out, you

64:53

have to take advantage of it because he

64:54

would take advantage of it on you.

64:56

>> I've been watching for a long time. I've

64:58

been watching Khalil for a long time

64:59

since the beginning. I remember

65:01

>> the change when he went to Thailand,

65:04

right? There was this change. He came

65:06

back from Thailand and he that's what he

65:08

did.

65:08

>> That was his first fight. He was [ __ ]

65:10

>> the first Anders. Yeah. And he looked

65:13

totally different.

65:14

>> Yeah. Me and DC were like, "What

65:16

happened? this because he was always

65:18

>> with the front leg and just like all

65:19

time super sharp.

65:22

>> He was super sharp.

65:23

>> That was nuts.

65:23

>> Yeah.

65:25

>> So that's it. So horrible.

65:28

>> So horrible to watch. But

65:30

>> just perfect sidekick to the knee.

65:32

>> Just blew his [ __ ] apart. That guy was

65:34

out for over a year.

65:35

>> I mean, that's one of the gnarliest.

65:38

>> Oh, it's so nasty when you see it

65:39

sideways.

65:40

>> Oh, because it started at the thigh.

65:42

>> I don't want to see it, Jamie. Stop.

65:44

Stop. Stop. Stop.

65:45

>> Oh, bro. It started at

65:46

>> Show me some um Khalil Roundry versus

65:49

Eric Anders.

65:51

>> So Eric Anders is one of the toughest

65:53

[ __ ] human beings to ever live

65:55

because he was getting lit up. His legs

65:58

were getting destroyed and he never even

66:00

flinched. He never even made an owl

66:03

face. He was never like there's nothing.

66:05

He just dead stoic the entire time. And

66:08

then I asked him afterwards was oh [ __ ]

66:10

yeah that [ __ ] hurt. But guys like Eric

66:12

Anders, he's been in he's been in UFC

66:14

for 10 years.

66:14

>> Yeah. decent career.

66:16

>> Super smart guy,

66:17

>> but he invested his money, bought a

66:18

bunch of houses. Very clever. That's

66:20

great.

66:21

>> Very smart. Yeah, he's he's smart. Good

66:23

to know.

66:23

>> Yeah, he's planning and he's just a cool

66:25

dude to talk to. But when Khalil came

66:27

look like we were looking at him, he's

66:29

like he's moving like a tie. Like the

66:31

hand movements, everything.

66:32

>> Yeah, he came back totally different.

66:34

>> That light front foot, it was like

66:36

full-on Muay Thai. And Khalil's always

66:38

been super fast. Like one of his

66:41

strengths is that he can hit guys before

66:43

they even calculate. Like his speed when

66:46

he's like really going after you like in

66:48

the Jamal Hill fight, he's got speed

66:50

that confuses guys cuz they're like, "Oh

66:52

shit." Like you got to recalibrate cuz

66:54

this guy moves faster than any of the

66:56

middleweights.

66:57

>> Nasty. And he's a lightwe nasty. Like

67:00

just

67:01

>> he's like a Well, I should say any

67:02

middleweight, but he moves like a

67:03

middleweight. That's what I should say.

67:05

He's got like middleweight speed but a

67:07

light heavyweight frame.

67:10

and he just started lighting him up with

67:12

like pure tie technique. And this was

67:15

the perfect kind of showcase for him

67:16

because Eric's not like a big wrestler

67:20

a brawler.

67:20

>> Oh yeah.

67:21

>> And with a guy like Khalil, especially

67:23

since Eric fights Southpaw. So when you

67:26

fight Southpaw and Khalil fights

67:27

Southpaw, it really opens up that left

67:30

leg to get attacked or the right leg,

67:32

excuse me, to get attacked because your

67:35

power leg is behind you. Whereas you're

67:36

fighting normal people that are

67:38

orthodox, it's usually you have to kick

67:40

them with an inside kick

67:42

>> if you're a southpaw. But southpaw to

67:44

southpaw like this, Khalil just can

67:45

light that leg on fire.

67:49

>> Oh, it was [ __ ] It was But it was the

67:51

sound it was making. Like when we were

67:53

there,

67:54

>> this was this was memorably different.

67:56

>> Well, he had just gotten really tuned

67:58

in, man. When he was in Thailand, he got

68:00

really tuned in. Particularly Oh, you

68:02

already got it in the second round. It

68:03

was particularly the first round

68:05

>> up before this, right? Which made him go

68:07

there. Which made him go to Thailand?

68:08

>> Johnny Walker. So Johnny Walker clipped

68:10

him with an elbow from in the clinch. He

68:12

hit him with a tie and KO'ed him.

68:14

>> Oh yeah.

68:15

>> Back when Johnny Walker was like very

68:18

explosive and Johnny Walker was uh very

68:21

wild. He fought wild. He fights more

68:23

calculated now.

68:23

>> Yeah. After I mean I feel like after the

68:25

worm it was a wrap after he hurt

68:27

himself.

68:28

>> Oh that worm thing was crazy. That

68:30

>> [ __ ] hurt like that. The shoulder is

68:31

one of the worst things to hurt and then

68:33

get surgery out. It never comes back,

68:34

right?

68:35

>> He blew it apart, too.

68:36

>> Blew doing the [ __ ] It was just

68:38

>> doing the worm.

68:39

>> Yeah. Being just have, you know, having

68:41

a good time [ __ ] up, bro.

68:42

>> I think that was was that Mishas or

68:44

Kronoff? I don't know who he fought dur

68:46

during that fight, but it was he fought

68:48

a good guy. And it's like Johnny Walker

68:51

when he was winning in the early days of

68:54

his fights in the UFC. He was just Yeah.

68:57

It's Cirinoff, right? Yeah. like that

68:59

kind of [ __ ] like these flying elbows,

69:01

like wild, reckless.

69:03

>> But he got KOed a few times by some

69:05

really technical people.

69:06

>> And then he he tried to be Oh, yeah.

69:09

Yeah. Right there. Like he [ __ ] his

69:11

elbow, his shoulder up.

69:13

>> I've jumped on the bed like that and

69:14

hurt my [ __ ] arm. You know when you

69:15

jump on the he

69:17

>> Yeah, he blew it.

69:18

>> You forget that your arm is connected

69:20

like that and like immediately blew his

69:23

shoulder out.

69:24

>> God, that's so silly.

69:25

>> [ __ ] horrible. Look at him. Looks

69:27

like he can KO himself.

69:28

>> Oh, you can see it pop out.

69:30

>> Terrible, bro. Terrible.

69:33

>> Some people just shoot themselves in the

69:34

dick.

69:35

>> I know they do. Yeah, there's a lot of

69:37

people that do. A lot of people ruin

69:38

their their life for no [ __ ] reason.

69:41

They can't help it.

69:43

>> I go through life trying not to shoot

69:45

myself in the dick.

69:46

>> Yeah, me too. It's like one of my

69:47

cardinal rules,

69:48

>> Cardinal.

69:49

>> I think everybody should abide by that.

69:50

Don't shoot yourself in the dick if you

69:52

can avoid it.

69:53

>> If you can avoid it. If not.

69:54

>> There you go.

69:55

>> Thank you, sir. You're welcome.

69:57

>> But uh you know, fighters are wild

69:59

people. They're doing a wild thing. Like

70:00

it's part of what makes them great is

70:02

that they take these crazy chances.

70:03

They're just nuts.

70:05

>> What am I silly?

70:06

>> Oh, you lift the top

70:07

>> where

70:08

>> the top top. It flips back. There you

70:12

go. And then push that button up. There

70:14

you go.

70:14

>> There it is.

70:16

>> I'm used to a torch.

70:18

>> Oh, here you go.

70:21

>> I'm excited for this. Uh

70:22

>> the Yuri thing was like Sorry. No, but

70:25

the Yuri thing was like I understand his

70:27

perspective,

70:29

>> you know, that he did [ __ ] up and he

70:31

could have attacked and been smarter,

70:32

but you can't

70:34

>> you can't have that excuse. He really

70:36

was upset. You could tell he was upset

70:38

right when Carlos Goldberg's knee blew

70:40

out. But here's the thing that impressed

70:42

me the most.

70:43

>> He's upset at him for [ __ ] blowing

70:44

his knee out. What are you going to do?

70:45

>> Well, he was upset at the moment, right?

70:47

He wanted it to be a clean victory,

70:49

right?

70:50

>> But Carlos wasn't upset. That was what I

70:52

was most impressed with. That guy never

70:54

lost composure. He tried a switch kick,

70:56

a jumping switch kick to the head

70:58

>> to see if it worked

70:59

>> and his leg fell out again and he fell

71:01

down again and scrambled.

71:03

>> But he never lost composure. He never

71:06

showed anxiety in his face.

71:09

>> Just a stone cold killer looking for his

71:11

moment and he found it. Yep.

71:13

>> CKB guys,

71:13

>> that's a world champion. That's that's a

71:15

world champion. I mean, that's that's

71:16

how you really become a world champion.

71:18

You have a blown out knee and you find a

71:20

way to KO a guy who's this wild

71:23

aggressive awkward dude, you know, and

71:26

he's coming after you. You got a blown

71:28

out knee and you just [ __ ] perfect

71:30

[ __ ] left hook.

71:31

>> Those guys from from the South Pacific

71:33

are a different breed.

71:34

>> Well, you know, he certainly is. I mean,

71:36

he's

71:37

>> just a lot just mentality camp

71:41

is unheard of. It's

71:42

>> Yeah, the camp is phenomenal.

71:44

>> Eugene Barman, the guy's the head coach.

71:46

super [ __ ] smart dude.

71:48

>> I went down there 2018. I went down

71:50

there and I I saw Izzy before the

71:53

Brunson fight and it was like in the old

71:56

CKB and I I had them come through and uh

72:00

Eugene came out. I was DJing in New

72:02

Zealand for for an evening my friend's

72:04

restaurant and I had them come. That's

72:06

awesome.

72:06

>> Yeah, it was dope.

72:07

>> Oh, that's cool. You're DJing at a

72:08

restaurant?

72:09

>> Yeah. I was DJing. I, you know, I play

72:11

all kinds of [ __ ] weird like uh 70s

72:14

funk African music, Brazilian music.

72:17

>> I just happened to be down there and

72:19

everyone came through. It was a good

72:20

time.

72:20

>> Oh, here's something that people are

72:22

saying is real. It's not. But I found

72:23

out today. Everyone's saying that Hamza

72:25

Chamay and Gordon Ryan are going to

72:27

wrestle. It's not true.

72:28

>> RAF.

72:29

>> Yeah,

72:30

>> I like RAF.

72:30

>> I I like RAF, too.

72:32

>> I like I like there's like something new

72:33

and exciting.

72:34

>> Sure.

72:35

>> I don't particularly love the the

72:37

action. I I like wrestling,

72:40

>> but it's not as exciting as the like the

72:43

entirety of the event. You understand?

72:46

>> Right.

72:46

>> Like the press conference, the people

72:48

involved, the actual

72:50

>> moves. I prefer fighting and just like a

72:53

different type of like combat,

72:56

>> but it still gets me going. I enjoy it a

72:58

lot.

72:58

>> Look, it's the most important skill in

73:01

MMA.

73:01

>> It's the most important skill, but I

73:02

like when you mix it. I don't like it

73:05

singularly more than anything else. I

73:07

understand, but the reality is in order

73:11

to be at an elite level, you have to do

73:13

it by itself. I think for the most part,

73:16

>> George St. Pierre might be an example of

73:18

a guy who violates that law

73:20

>> because George didn't really wrestle in

73:22

college or high school. He uh learned

73:24

how to wrestle from a bunch of Russian

73:26

nationals in Montreal.

73:27

>> Well, that works also.

73:29

>> If you didn't start wrestling when

73:30

you're 5 years old, that's the other way

73:32

to do it. Two, three years Dagistan,

73:34

that's right.

73:35

>> Two, three years Dagistan. Send them

73:37

there. Forget it.

73:37

>> And forget

73:39

>> I mean, but I'm excited. I'm excited for

73:42

Kamzad and and Sean Strickland cuz I'm

73:44

It'll be in Newark. I'm going to be

73:46

there.

73:46

>> Yeah, I'll be there.

73:47

>> Sure, dog.

73:48

>> I'll be right there.

73:48

>> I'll be there, too.

73:49

>> Yeah, you'll be there. The White House

73:51

thing I'm excited for, too.

73:53

>> I want to ask to go, but I don't know if

73:55

it's just a lot. It seems like a lot of

73:56

[ __ ] hoopla. I might just watch it on

73:58

TV.

73:59

>> I I would watch that on TV if I was

74:01

wasn't working there. I think the the

74:03

Strickland and Hamzot fight is going to

74:07

be very interesting. Strickland is not

74:09

an easy guy to take down and he's not an

74:11

easy guy to hold down and he's a very

74:13

difficult guy to hit on his feet and

74:14

he's got a super awkward style. His

74:18

style is very clever. It's very

74:20

different. It's not something that's

74:22

easy to replicate as far as timing in

74:24

the

74:24

>> He reminds me of B hop

74:26

>> a little bit,

74:26

>> right? He reminds me of like B hop, but

74:28

just a little bit more slap. Not sloppy,

74:30

just a little bit more

74:32

>> loose.

74:32

>> Loose and wild.

74:33

>> Yeah, loose and wild. And then also it's

74:36

because he has other options, right?

74:38

It's cuz he's kicking. It's cuz he's

74:39

taking you down. Those are scramles. His

74:42

TE off his front legs. Phenomenal.

74:43

>> He just throws good straight punches,

74:45

man. Just good hard straight punches.

74:47

>> His [ __ ] jab is so accurate. You You

74:49

know, people think of a jab as like, you

74:52

know, it's not that big a deal. that guy

74:53

thumps you in the face with a jab three,

74:55

four times, you're kind of [ __ ] Your

74:57

nose is broken, bleeding, or at least

74:59

bleeding.

74:59

>> Well, there's three kinds of jabs.

75:01

There's the soft one, then there's that

75:02

stepping is a [ __ ] hard jab, you

75:04

know, like

75:05

>> throws them all.

75:06

>> Yeah. That that guy Azima Mazeranov.

75:08

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

75:09

>> He uh he just lost Apollo Costa, but

75:12

that guy has one of the most evil jabs.

75:15

He like steps forward and he'll like jab

75:17

hooks at you.

75:18

>> Yeah. He turns that it's almost like a

75:20

hook. Yeah.

75:21

>> And he knocked out um [ __ ] what is his

75:24

name? Uh Rockich. He he knocked out

75:27

Rockage with that one punch. Stepped in

75:29

with a jab.

75:30

>> Rockage is chin went a couple couple

75:32

fights ago. But you know,

75:33

>> Rockic is a he's been in some wars. He's

75:35

an war, but he's an it was a good fight

75:37

until that moment. But uh Mazarov, I was

75:41

so impressed that he just wouldn't

75:43

abandon that strategy of going after

75:46

Paulo Costa.

75:47

>> He's I mean Paulo looked good. He looked

75:49

[ __ ] phenomenal at this weight in his

75:52

corner. I would say, dude, never go back

75:53

to middleweight. You are a [ __ ] light

75:55

heavyweight champion.

75:56

>> Yeah, 100%.

75:57

>> He's a light heavyweight champion.

75:58

>> One million%.

75:59

>> And while this guy while Carlberg is

76:02

going to be out for a year cuz he's

76:04

going to have to get ACL reconstruction,

76:06

you know, could be the interim light

76:09

heavyweight champion. Like, no doubt,

76:11

man. I really think he could pull that

76:12

off, dude. At light heavyweight, he's

76:14

[ __ ] terrifying.

76:16

>> It's crazy.

76:17

the Holocaust of old.

76:18

>> Oh man, [ __ ]

76:19

>> When he was when he was destroying

76:20

people on his way up through the ranks,

76:22

man.

76:22

>> That's what I'm saying. Like to to see

76:23

him go from there and then to like have

76:25

those little hiccups and [ __ ] like that.

76:26

And it almost seemed like he was a joke

76:28

at one point when Izzy humped him made

76:30

it just made him look [ __ ] so less

76:33

than as a human being

76:35

>> when he's really just

76:37

>> Izzy mind [ __ ] him.

76:38

>> He [ __ ]

76:39

>> Yeah,

76:39

>> he [ __ ] him over for a couple years,

76:41

right?

76:41

>> For a couple years. That's how crazy

76:42

that fight was.

76:43

>> He just He's just coming back now. The

76:44

Luke Rockold I think helped him.

76:47

>> Mhm.

76:47

>> But even Luke almost [ __ ] knocked him

76:49

out,

76:49

>> bro. That was a great fight.

76:50

>> Holy [ __ ] Why you put that in Utah?

76:54

>> Wasn't in Utah.

76:55

>> High altitude. Yeah, good point. Yeah,

76:57

>> if that was somewhere else, I don't

76:59

know.

76:59

>> Well, it was a great fight.

77:00

>> Yeah, it was fun.

77:01

>> And that was like Luke's like last

77:03

really great performance where he still

77:05

looked like a world caliber fighter.

77:06

>> For sure.

77:07

>> But I think Hamzad against Azamat was

77:10

the best. Hamza or excuse me when I

77:12

think uh Paulo Paulo Costa against

77:14

Azamat was the best Paulo Costa I've

77:16

seen in a long time. I mean he looked

77:18

better because he looked physically

77:20

stronger like being at light heavyweight

77:23

didn't at all look like a stretch. In

77:24

fact, he looked like a better place for

77:26

him. Like when I was listening to the

77:28

sound of his punches and his kicks, it

77:29

was even harder than before. He didn't

77:31

look fat at all. He looked like a

77:33

perfect light heavyweight. Like I think

77:35

he's probably at least at this stage in

77:37

his life cuz I think Paulo's like 34

77:39

now. He has to be.

77:40

>> It would be way better for him to

77:42

compete at light heavyweight. And

77:43

there's a lot of perfect line. Yeah.

77:46

>> At at light heavyweight. 34 is almost

77:48

prime. Yes. Like at light heavyweight.

77:50

That's a great age.

77:51

>> Sure. Well, that was like when Izzy was

77:53

on top of [ __ ] He was around 34. Jon

77:55

Jones was a little younger. Well, Jon

77:57

Jones was youngest champion in history.

78:00

That's a different guy. But like when

78:01

you look at Paulo Costa's performances

78:04

and then you look at this last one,

78:06

you're like, I that might be the best

78:07

Paulo Costa of all time. He looked

78:09

[ __ ] phenomenal and he ate some big

78:12

shots from Ozamat and just didn't even

78:14

flinch.

78:16

>> Didn't even flinch.

78:16

>> I can't even imagine how that man cuts

78:18

to 185. Like it's it's truly

78:20

unbelievable that that muscle mass that

78:22

goes away

78:23

>> during that is just it's like weakens

78:25

him. It weakens

78:26

>> fully depletes your body.

78:27

>> Yeah. I think him at 205 is really the

78:29

way to go cuz I guarantee you he's

78:30

probably walking around at about like

78:32

2:30 or something. He looks

78:33

>> He'd be a good [ __ ] heavyweight too.

78:35

Throwing up there. He said if Derrick

78:37

Lewis falls out of the White House card,

78:39

he'll step in at fighting heavyweight.

78:41

>> Well, it makes sense to fight Josh Hoken

78:43

at that weight because they're both

78:44

similar body types. I'm not similar.

78:46

He's allowed me.

78:47

>> How dare you?

78:48

>> How dare you? Excuse me. I was I meant

78:51

weightwise. They're both around 240, but

78:53

they look a lot different.

78:54

>> A lot. I don't know if Ho gets ready for

78:57

that yet. That's crazy. Unless he could

78:59

take Paulo down. He's going to get

79:01

That's a It's a fun It's fun. He sees.

79:04

>> It'll be fun cuz he'll go after him.

79:06

>> She's giving he's

79:07

>> blades is very different than Paulo

79:09

Costa when it comes to striking. Paulo

79:11

Costa is [ __ ] terrifying.

79:12

>> But I've also shook I've sh How do you

79:14

say shook and shook his hand? I shook

79:19

>> Curtis Blad's hand.

79:20

>> Oh, the giant.

79:21

>> It's [ __ ] four times the size of a

79:23

normal hand.

79:24

>> Oh, yeah. Curtis Blades.

79:25

>> To be punched by that hand that many

79:27

times and to not go down is pretty

79:28

impressive.

79:29

>> Well, also impressive for Curtis. Curtis

79:31

had a blown out eye socket, a broken

79:33

nose.

79:34

>> Curtis is the man. I I love Curtis. He's

79:35

a good dude.

79:36

>> Incredible heart. Incredible heart. He

79:39

just did not after all that [ __ ] that

79:40

Josh Hoka talked, he did not want to

79:42

lose that man. He w He gave everything

79:45

he had. There was not a moment of quit

79:47

in that fight for Curtis.

79:49

>> Yeah, he could have scored it for him if

79:50

you wanted.

79:51

>> Well, I don't think so.

79:52

>> You could not, but you could have.

79:53

>> I don't think so. I don't think so. I

79:54

don't think that would be reasonable.

79:56

But he certainly

79:59

>> Yeah, but that's not fair.

80:00

>> Yeah, you're right. It's egregious. It

80:01

could be.

80:02

>> He might have won a round. But the the

80:04

the most important thing is like that

80:06

guy, he gave it what he had. He gave it

80:09

he could be proud. He he could be proud.

80:11

That guy, there's not there's no

80:12

question at all. That guy left nothing.

80:14

There was nothing left in the tank at

80:16

the end of that third round, you know,

80:18

and that's all you could ever ask.

80:19

>> It's a [ __ ] beautiful fight to watch,

80:21

especially from heavyweights, man. But

80:22

it makes me sad, too, because I'm like,

80:24

"Boy, you can only do a few of those."

80:26

>> That's probably the last one.

80:27

>> I mean, I always go back to like

80:29

>> of that,

80:30

>> the Kane Velasquez, Junior Dos Santos

80:32

ones.

80:32

>> Nasty.

80:33

>> Nasty.

80:34

>> Those were so hard to watch, man.

80:36

>> It's nasty stuff.

80:37

>> Cuz Kane just didn't get tired. Being in

80:40

there with a guy like Kane who didn't

80:42

get tired, you're constantly getting

80:43

punched in the face, constantly, and

80:44

it's just nothing but heart keeps you

80:46

there until the fifth round.

80:49

Kane, man. I just want to shake Kane's

80:52

hand to give him a hug.

80:53

>> He's out.

80:54

>> Yeah, I know.

80:55

>> We were trying to get him on the podcast

80:56

before he went in, but the judge

80:58

wouldn't allow it.

80:59

>> Really?

80:59

>> Yeah. I definitely have him on now,

81:01

though.

81:02

>> I love Kane. I He's in my top. I don't

81:04

think there's a goat, a real goat in

81:06

heavyweight because I think there's

81:08

times where one guy would have beaten

81:11

all the other guys time.

81:13

>> Everyone had they had different moments

81:15

though.

81:15

>> Yeah, he's in the GOAT category

81:17

>> for sure. There's a goat I I would say

81:19

in heavyweight there's a goat category.

81:20

You got to put Stipe in there because he

81:22

defended the heavyweight title more than

81:24

anybody. He beat Enhano when Enano was

81:26

in his [ __ ] prime and got rocked a

81:28

bunch of times.

81:29

>> Crazy fight, too.

81:30

>> Crazy fight. Crazy fight. Crazy fight.

81:33

So, you got to give it to him. He's He's

81:35

always going to be in the GOAT category.

81:37

Kane Fedor, of course. Fedor is like

81:41

>> the real connoisseur, the real hardcore

81:45

MMA heads. They're like Fedor is the

81:47

goat.

81:48

>> He's the one.

81:48

>> I always have everybody forgets about

81:50

Fabricio Verdoom because Fabricio

81:52

Verdoom tapped Cain Velasquez, Minotauro

81:54

Noggera, and Fedor. And he tapped Fedor

81:57

when Fedor was Fedor. Like everybody

81:59

looks at a guy like when he lost a bunch

82:01

of fights or they didn't go so well for

82:03

him and later in his career, he's in his

82:06

late 30s. When you look at Fabricio

82:09

Verdoom in his prime, he's in that

82:12

range, man. He beat Kane Velasquez. He

82:14

beat Mark Hunt with a flying knee to win

82:16

the title.

82:17

>> He has that resume more. I mean,

82:19

>> bro,

82:19

>> at that time, those are heavy hitters,

82:21

>> bro. I mean, he beat the best of the

82:23

best. He beat them all and he tapped

82:25

three of the all-time greats. Those are

82:28

Minotauro for sure when he was in Pride.

82:30

He's in GOAT category, but then you got

82:32

to give it a more like Fedor is a notch

82:35

above him because Fedor beat him and

82:36

beat him with ground and pound. But then

82:38

the other guys are Kane and you know you

82:41

always got to think Kane prime Kane

82:43

against anybody ever man. Who knows?

82:46

Prime Kane was just an unstoppable

82:48

tornado of punches and takedowns and no

82:50

no tired, no fatigue. It's not coming.

82:54

Like you think he's going to get tired.

82:55

He's never going to get tired. He's

82:56

going to keep punching you in the face.

82:59

Top tier wrestling. And [ __ ] Probio

83:02

tapped him too.

83:03

>> And he's Mexican.

83:05

>> Yeah, he's Mexican. A lot of Mexicans

83:07

have great cardio, man.

83:08

>> They have great cardio and unbelievable

83:10

[ __ ] heart and chin. I wonder if it's

83:12

from high altitude genetics, you know,

83:16

like you were saying,

83:16

>> genetics from warriors is warrior

83:18

genetics. It's 100%

83:20

>> Vulcganowski has the same thing just

83:23

from a different type of

83:25

>> a different type of indigenous tribe.

83:27

You know, the Macedonians and the the

83:29

the crazy [ __ ]

83:32

>> the the the the up in the mountain

83:34

people,

83:34

>> right,

83:35

>> that are 56 with hands like [ __ ]

83:38

>> Morab.

83:39

>> Oh my god.

83:39

>> Morabish Willy also

83:42

>> warrior genetics

83:43

>> 100%.

83:44

>> Yeah,

83:44

>> that dude I've never

83:47

A lot of these athletes if they had it's

83:50

like if they were had a little size

83:51

they'd be playing any professional

83:53

sport,

83:54

>> right?

83:54

>> You know.

83:55

>> Oh yeah, for sure. Especially if you

83:56

have the mental toughness to reach

83:58

championship level.

83:59

>> But I've also seen a lot of fighters

84:01

can't throw a [ __ ] baseball. Like a

84:03

lot of fighters that can't do anything

84:05

else. Like I grew up playing baseball. I

84:07

could play every single sport because of

84:09

the dexterity baseball showed me. I feel

84:12

like baseball and basketball are the

84:14

main sports to show the child early to

84:18

to create dexterity.

84:21

>> That's a good sport for competitive

84:22

drive, too.

84:23

>> And gymnastics. I've heard Khabib say

84:25

that you keep your child in gymnastics

84:27

till they're 10, then they could do

84:28

martial arts. I'm following father's

84:30

plan.

84:31

>> Well, that's actually very smart because

84:32

then you develop like crazy body

84:34

control.

84:35

>> Bro, I was [ __ ] shredded.

84:37

>> 6 years old, shredded already, bro.

84:40

>> Right. From gymnastics.

84:41

>> I've never had an ab, not even as a

84:44

child. I've always had a [ __ ] a

84:47

little bubba.

84:48

>> I've always been a little bubba.

84:50

>> Hey, man. It's part of your charm.

84:52

>> It is. That is part of my life. If I was

84:53

shredded, I wouldn't be as likable.

84:55

>> You think so?

84:57

>> Let's find out.

84:57

>> Probably this.

84:58

>> Let's find out because I'll be [ __ ]

85:00

shirtless everywhere posing.

85:03

>> This light,

85:04

>> they might not like that. Try this one.

85:06

>> Yeah, this light is died out on me. I

85:09

buy them new and they still die out

85:11

quick.

85:11

>> You got to get you a torch.

85:13

>> This is a I mean,

85:14

>> that that's like a mini That's like a

85:16

little mini. You got to get you a like a

85:18

mini welder. M

85:20

>> the mini welding one works well.

85:23

>> Wow.

85:24

>> Underwater welding torches for the

85:26

cigars.

85:27

>> So this Hamzot and Strickland thing, it

85:30

to me it's going to be what what can

85:31

Hamzad do on the feet? Can he clip him?

85:34

And can Strickland stop the takedown?

85:37

>> I don't even like it's it's so hard to

85:39

even think anybody could stop Hamzad

85:42

right now at anything.

85:44

>> It's true.

85:45

>> It's like you're not even going to get

85:46

to throw hands with him. He's just going

85:47

to be smiling, laughing. thing you think

85:49

is going to [ __ ] take you down and

85:51

manhandle you like no one's ever been

85:53

manhandled before.

85:54

>> His timing and his takedowns is [ __ ]

85:56

insane. So good.

85:58

>> Watching the the training, the speed,

86:00

and he's like it's equivalent to like

86:03

Allan Iverson doing a crossover.

86:05

>> He's doing it with that type of like

86:09

>> flare. If I was going to make an

86:11

argument against it, I would say he's

86:13

handling guys that don't have a big

86:15

background in elite wrestling. They're

86:17

not like elite grapplers. The guy that

86:19

he fought that was an elite grappler

86:21

gave him problems. No, Gilbert Burns for

86:24

sure, but that was

86:24

>> Gilbert Burns [ __ ] him up.

86:26

>> He did, but that was like more standup

86:28

[ __ ] him up.

86:28

>> Yeah, but if you took him down like

86:31

>> Gilbert can get back up to his feet.

86:32

>> He's one of the most elite players on

86:34

the floor, right?

86:35

>> Yes. Especially back then, you know,

86:37

Gilbert just retired. Congratulations,

86:39

Gilbert.

86:39

>> Tremendous career.

86:40

>> Tremendous. But he they were they were

86:43

banging it out and Hamza fought a

86:45

completely different kind of fight. He

86:46

tried to like slug it out and I think

86:48

his ego got in the way cuz Gilbert

86:49

clipped him a couple times, dropped him,

86:51

rocked him,

86:52

>> Gilbert was a wild boy.

86:53

>> I was [ __ ] screaming during that one.

86:55

>> He in his prime, Gilbert was so [ __ ]

86:58

game. He was so g It's so dangerous,

87:00

man. He knocks people out.

87:03

>> So, uh I was going to say Camaro Camaro

87:05

Usman and that was a short notice fight

87:07

that Camaro took at 185. Unbelievable

87:09

fight

87:10

>> and in the third round Camaro was

87:11

winning. I was like this would have been

87:13

very interesting if it was a five round

87:14

fight.

87:15

>> 100%. I I feel like I mean it's hard to

87:17

predict but I Camaro had the he had the

87:19

momentum 100 million%.

87:21

>> Five if it was a five round fight and if

87:23

Camaro had a full camp cuz you're taking

87:25

a fight on that short notice like that

87:26

you don't trust in your wind

87:29

>> like you would trust in your wind if you

87:30

just went through 12 weeks of hell where

87:32

you just know you're in [ __ ] tippy

87:34

top like his knee barking also I'm sure

87:37

>> his knee's always barking. He's such a

87:38

warrior when he gets in there he fights

87:40

like it doesn't matter. I mean, you

87:42

know, he they were in the wrestling

87:43

positions for a while where he like he

87:44

wasn't able to really do much, you know,

87:47

like as far

87:47

>> he defended wasn't able to do anything

87:50

to him.

87:50

>> That's what I'm saying. It was like a

87:51

stalemate kind of they were just like

87:52

there

87:53

>> where with everybody else Hamza

87:54

basically ragdolls them, mounts them

87:57

rolls you around. It was like a [ __ ]

87:59

video game like Rolling Thunder.

88:01

>> That was crazy. And him and Kevin Holl

88:03

had so many words before that too. So

88:05

there was a lot of anger in that, you

88:07

know.

88:08

>> That was crazy. That was a wild.

88:10

>> That That was really And they had like

88:12

gotten some sort of an altercation

88:13

before that at another event. So, there

88:16

was bad blood there. So, it was like

88:17

Hamza just wanted to prove a point.

88:19

>> Yeah. You know, these these guys aren't

88:21

really playing. They they they play by a

88:23

different set of rules coming from that

88:25

uh that block.

88:26

>> Yeah. Yeah. That's a [ __ ] war.

88:28

>> It's a different block.

88:28

>> It's a war zone, son. They they're used

88:30

to actual fights

88:32

>> for sure. Yeah. Like to stay alive

88:34

>> like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Scary [ __ ]

88:36

man. That's a fight, though. It's a

88:38

really interesting fight. It It's We're

88:40

going to know real soon like early on in

88:42

the fight whether or not Strickland can

88:44

avoid the takedown and whether or not

88:46

Hamzot can hit him and whether or not he

88:48

can avoid getting hit cuz Strickland

88:50

will set some traps. He's sneaky with

88:51

his striking. Very clever. Very clever

88:54

with his striking.

88:55

>> I mean the the also Hamzad had the issue

88:58

coming off of that off of CO. He had

89:01

that long

89:03

>> long COVID where his lungs were [ __ ]

89:05

for a while.

89:06

>> Well, you know what that was? He

89:07

wouldn't stop training. So he got COVID

89:09

and trained hard like a [ __ ]

89:11

psychopath all through CO to the point

89:13

where he was getting bleeding out of his

89:15

lungs.

89:16

>> Oh no [ __ ] [ __ ]

89:16

>> He was coughing up blood. He just

89:18

apparently he's an animal. They just

89:20

can't keep him out of the gym.

89:21

>> They just can't keep him out of the gym.

89:23

And so he kept training while he had CO

89:25

like and it got real bad to the point

89:27

where he was hospitalized. That's I I

89:30

don't that that's a different type of

89:31

level of being able to just like push

89:33

past like physical sickness

89:35

>> cuz co is [ __ ] up

89:37

>> or

89:38

>> push past to the point where you're

89:39

almost dead.

89:40

>> Yeah. But also

89:41

>> and still showing up doing rounds.

89:43

>> I I think I had mentioned this but I I

89:45

was training with um Pelino and Pereira

89:47

before the first analyia fight and we

89:49

got sick the same way.

89:51

>> Oh wow.

89:53

>> Neuro everyone like I was sick. Neuro

89:56

>> virus. Bro was [ __ ] so sick and he

89:58

went and did the fight.

89:59

>> Did the whole thing. He was as sick as

90:01

me apparently.

90:02

>> That was the first Uncleai fight.

90:03

>> First Uncleai fight. I [ __ ] literally

90:05

was knocked out for 10 days and this

90:08

motherfucker's training, traveling, and

90:11

fighting for

90:12

>> with virus. Yeah.

90:13

>> For the championship. And it wasn't it

90:16

wasn't a it wasn't a Pereira fight, but

90:18

it was not horrible.

90:19

>> No, it wasn't terrible. He lost, but

90:21

then the second fight I was like, "Holy

90:23

shit."

90:24

>> I see them training now. Bro, he looks

90:26

like a [ __ ] behemoth at 250.

90:30

>> He's in 260s now.

90:31

>> Holy [ __ ]

90:32

>> He's They weighed in at 263,

90:34

>> bro. That's him at 263 is scary.

90:37

>> That's nuts.

90:38

>> That guy fought at 185 just a couple

90:40

years ago.

90:41

>> Sc Well, this is this is his true body

90:43

type. He's He's meant to be a cowboy.

90:45

You know what I mean?

90:46

>> He's like a [ __ ] Brazilian cowboy.

90:49

>> Amazon warrior jeans. Same [ __ ] we were

90:51

talking about. That's what he is.

90:52

>> It's the bone density stuff. It's not

90:54

it's like it's true

90:55

>> genetics

90:56

>> indigeny.

90:57

>> It's true. It's it's re you look at

90:59

certain people and you see the past

91:02

>> right

91:02

>> I see warriors

91:04

>> bro

91:07

when that song comes out

91:09

>> chants were made to excite they would

91:12

they to conjure up spirit. That's what

91:14

he [ __ ] does. He's conjuring up

91:16

spirit. That's why Yuri was so scared of

91:18

the black he was going to SHRINK HIS

91:21

HEAD.

91:24

YURI YURI ASKED HIM in the second fight

91:26

to not use spiritual warfare.

91:28

>> So good. That's Come on. There's no

91:30

there's no there's there's no movie that

91:32

could write this type of script. I love

91:34

this [ __ ]

91:36

>> Yeah. I felt bad for Yuri, but I felt

91:38

great for Carlos at the same time. It's

91:40

like I

91:40

>> I love that whole team and all those

91:43

boys out there. I'm

91:45

>> Yeah, they're great guys.

91:45

>> I like those guys.

91:46

>> It's like look, I get it. It's a hard

91:48

pill to swallow. I get it. You did back

91:51

off. I get it. But also that guy just

91:54

>> you can only blame yourself on that one,

91:55

man.

91:56

>> He found a way to win. Found a way to

91:58

win in the most spectacular way

92:00

possible.

92:00

>> That's the only thing that should really

92:01

be spoken about is that is is his will

92:03

and his like his his ability to fight

92:06

through that,

92:07

>> bro. Torn ACL. They're carding you off

92:10

the [ __ ] field.

92:11

>> I know.

92:12

>> Everyone's crying that their career is

92:13

over in football. Carding you off the

92:16

field with your heads like that. This

92:18

dude's [ __ ] knocking homie out for

92:19

the for the light heavyweight

92:20

championship of the world.

92:21

>> [ __ ] crazy.

92:22

>> So to to have that type of will in you,

92:26

you could only just be mesmerized by

92:28

that.

92:28

>> I know. It's nuts, man. If you think

92:31

about it, like how many great fights are

92:34

out there to be had, how many great

92:35

fights have been had. I mean, those

92:38

moments like that. That's like you can't

92:40

that that's one of the things that makes

92:41

a sport so exciting. Like you couldn't

92:44

have imagined that he would blow his

92:45

knee out and then you could have

92:47

imagined that Yuri would pause and not

92:49

know what to do. And then you couldn't

92:51

have imagined that Carlos would knock

92:52

him out.

92:53

>> That's Let me ask you something about

92:55

the footing in the in the in the

92:56

octagon.

92:57

>> Did his foot slip? Was this slippery in

93:00

there?

93:00

>> I think it was just a placement issue.

93:02

>> Oh, he placed it wrong and it

93:03

>> Yeah, sometimes in scrambles, you know,

93:05

you're moving weird and

93:06

>> So you overextend. Did he miss?

93:08

>> It looks like it just blew out, man.

93:10

>> Cuz that [ __ ] just just weird. There's a

93:12

video of Carlos blowing his knee out and

93:14

it looks like they're in the middle of a

93:16

wild exchange. He moves his foot in a

93:19

certain way and it just pops and you can

93:21

see it go up the back of his leg up. It

93:24

was nasty.

93:24

>> It's nasty. Yeah, it's horrible. And

93:26

it's going to take a long time for that

93:27

thing to be better again.

93:29

>> But

93:30

>> he won. He's the world champion.

93:33

>> And then Paulo Costa interim champ. If I

93:36

was the [ __ ] captain of the ship,

93:38

that's what I would do. Hey Paulo,

93:40

you're a [ __ ] star. Maybe on

93:44

>> I mean I know I know that Pereira just

93:47

knocked him out, but he deserves to be

93:48

in. So here it is. So he placed his leg

93:51

weird and pushed off and it just blew

93:53

out. See,

93:54

>> it looked like he was on

93:55

>> just a freak movement.

93:56

>> He didn't step on the on the paw of the

93:59

foot. He stepped more on the on the

94:01

inside like that like the angle of the

94:03

of the step. Well, it was definitely

94:05

weird because they're in the middle of a

94:07

scramble, you know,

94:10

>> but look at him.

94:10

>> And look at his athleticism right there.

94:12

The way he just spun off that and stayed

94:14

on that left leg. Yeah, I know. That's

94:16

nasty.

94:19

>> When that happens, your your leg is just

94:21

so unstable. The crazy thing is there's

94:23

guys in the

94:24

>> See how it's like

94:24

>> that fight with no ACL. They have no ACL

94:27

and they fight in the UFC. I know Rafael

94:30

Rafael Dos was doing that for a while.

94:33

He had no ACL and he was fighting in the

94:34

UFC.

94:35

>> I mean, was that his uh during his

94:38

decline?

94:39

>> Um,

94:40

>> or was he chair?

94:40

>> He was still pretty close to the top. He

94:42

had lost the title, but he was still

94:44

pretty close to the top. We were still

94:45

[ __ ] a lot of people up.

94:47

>> He's he's another breed also.

94:49

>> Well, that guy, the conditioning, that

94:51

guy was sculpted. Dosanos in his prime

94:54

looked like somebody made him out of

94:55

marble. He looked like he belonged at

94:57

the Vatican. You know,

94:59

>> I was feel every time I tell people I'm

95:01

going to come see you, they always say,

95:03

"Yo, can you ask him this? Can you ask

95:04

him that?" I started fielding questions

95:06

for you.

95:07

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.

95:09

>> For what?

95:10

>> For you getting those questions.

95:11

>> No, I like it.

95:12

>> Oh, you do?

95:12

>> I like it.

95:14

>> So ridiculous.

95:15

>> What's the most ridiculous one?

95:16

>> Well, I don't remember. It's all silly.

95:17

But one good one is like, "When are you

95:19

going to have Miracle Crocop here?"

95:21

>> Oh, I actually talked to him. I was in

95:22

Crazy

95:22

>> because my boy

95:23

>> during the summer lives in the same

95:25

neighborhood as him that I train with.

95:26

My boy Dean, he's literally a Croatian.

95:29

He looks like [ __ ] Mirco. Throws the

95:32

leg

95:33

baldheaded [ __ ] He looks like he's uh

95:36

like he's a like he's driving BMW M5 for

95:40

sure.

95:41

>> I would definitely have Merco on. He's a

95:43

legend.

95:43

>> Need to hear from him.

95:44

>> Yeah, he's a legend and he's very funny.

95:47

I've I've seen him in interviews before.

95:48

>> I was wondering whether he spoke English

95:50

or not, but he's he speaks pretty

95:51

perfectly.

95:52

>> Good enough. Yeah, definitely good

95:53

enough to have a conversation. I was

95:54

watching uh him versus Fedor today.

95:57

>> That was a crazy fight. I think that was

95:59

like 2000. Look at him, man. Jack,

96:02

>> that's unbelievable right there.

96:04

>> How old is Mco now?

96:06

>> Dude,

96:07

>> that's a recent picture.

96:08

>> Yeah. Four days, three days ago.

96:10

>> Dude's in phenomenal shape. I mean, he's

96:11

got to be 50. How old is Mco now?

96:14

>> That stuff doesn't go away when it's

96:16

real, man.

96:17

>> 51.

96:18

>> 51. Shredded.

96:20

>> That's unreal.

96:21

>> Shredded, son. Yeah. He was an animal in

96:23

his prime, but boy, he was the f the

96:26

first kickboxer to really start doing

96:29

well in MMA because he was so explosive.

96:32

See, a lot of the other guys like

96:34

Ernesto Host or Peter Z, they were real

96:36

technical, but they set things up.

96:39

>> Slappers for the most like

96:40

>> they were setting things up.

96:41

>> Setting it up. Yeah.

96:41

>> But with Merkco, he would just just

96:44

explode on you.

96:45

>> [ __ ] explode your liver, explode your

96:47

head with those [ __ ] kicks, man. He

96:49

was so fast and so explosive that when

96:52

he entered into MMA, he had a kind of

96:54

advantage. This is back when they let

96:55

him fight with shoes on. Merco with

96:58

shoes on is a crazy proposition.

96:59

>> That's nuts.

97:01

>> Is that I I just I've seen I see a guy

97:03

like this and I go, "That's a giant."

97:05

>> Yeah, he's a giant.

97:06

>> But I mean,

97:06

>> young man Troy who's like seven plus

97:08

feet tall.

97:08

>> So when you find a skeleton of a person

97:10

like this,

97:11

>> yeah, giants are real.

97:13

>> Oh yeah, definitely.

97:13

>> They're around now, too,

97:14

>> right? Definitely. Yeah. But he doesn't

97:17

look like uh he has gigantism.

97:19

>> No, he does. He does.

97:20

>> No, he does. But he No, but you know,

97:22

like most of those guys are unathletic.

97:25

Their knees are knocking,

97:26

>> right? Right.

97:27

>> You know, like he doesn't seem

97:28

unathletic.

97:29

>> I see what you're saying.

97:30

>> You know, he has more of like he he

97:31

looks like he's kind of

97:34

>> on his toes, you know, like he's

97:36

>> moves well.

97:36

>> Yeah. Like his legs are working in the

97:38

right way. He has proper athleticism.

97:40

>> Well, there's another guy that beat

97:41

Fedor. Bigfoot soul.

97:43

>> Big foot. Yeah. He looked like he had

97:44

[ __ ]

97:45

>> gi giant face.

97:47

>> Yeah, he had it

97:48

>> NBA. Victor Webmanyama is

97:50

>> again

97:51

7 foot. That's crazy.

97:53

>> It doesn't look like he moves as well as

97:55

he does.

97:56

>> He's 22 years old.

97:57

>> It's a [ __ ] pray man.

97:58

>> Able to do this stuff. He dribbles

98:00

behind his back. He shoots threes.

98:02

>> Bro, do you watch the NBA?

98:03

>> 7 foot4 is crazy.

98:05

>> Crazy.

98:05

>> Do you watch the NBA though?

98:06

>> Sometimes.

98:07

>> All right. 7 foot4 is different when you

98:09

weigh 190 lbs,

98:11

>> right? you know, 7 foot4 like Rick

98:13

Smiths back in the day or like dudes who

98:16

have a little weight on them look

98:17

different. This guy is

98:18

>> he's 235,

98:19

>> but that's

98:20

>> unbelievable.

98:21

>> You don't believe that?

98:22

>> He probably is.

98:22

>> No, he's 235. He's so big.

98:25

>> He's still getting bigger, too. He's got

98:26

a little brother that's

98:28

not even in the NBA yet. He's like,

98:30

>> "This kid is going to This is the future

98:32

right now.

98:32

>> He's maybe 16 or 17, his younger

98:34

brother. And he's still grow. He's I

98:35

don't know 610 now.

98:37

>> Yeah. This is this ridiculous. This is

98:38

the future right here of sports. Giants

98:41

humans,

98:42

>> right? So that if you go back to the

98:44

Bible football,

98:45

>> there are giants. They're around.

98:47

They've been around.

98:48

>> Well, look at the guys in Iceland, like

98:50

the the mountain from my favorite

98:52

people.

98:53

>> Yeah.

98:53

>> John Paul Sigmanson, one of my favorite

98:56

strong men of all time. All the

98:57

Icelandic heroes.

98:58

>> I know, right? All Vikings, my favorite

99:00

humans. Uh half Thor Bjornson. He's the

99:03

guy from um Game of Thrones.

99:05

>> Yeah.

99:06

>> Yeah. How do I get Yeah, he's the

99:08

mountain. But bro, like I was, you know,

99:11

World Strong Man taught me about the

99:13

world. It taught me about how to

99:14

pronounce names and Yeah. Like

99:17

>> Magnus von Magnus,

99:19

>> Magnus Ver Magnus,

99:21

>> that's who it is. These are all

99:22

Icelandic legends.

99:24

>> Yeah.

99:25

>> Jean Paul Sigman, Magnus Ver, Yanni

99:27

Vinin, and Yukola from Finland. Like,

99:30

bro, I have

99:31

>> genetics in that part of the world.

99:33

>> Unreal

99:33

>> Vikings. Un like Viking genetics.

99:36

>> Yeah, but that's like V. That's You want

99:37

to know what a Viking looked like?

99:38

That's what they looked like. That's

99:40

Those guys showed up with a [ __ ] a

99:42

gigantic boat filled with animals,

99:45

swinging swords, just ready to kill

99:47

everybody in your village. Fun.

99:48

>> Swinging that [ __ ] mace. Swinging the

99:50

hammer. May I have that, please?

99:53

>> Yeah.

99:54

>> Yeah, man.

99:55

>> I'm re-watching Game of Thrones. I'm on

99:57

the final season now.

99:59

>> I've never seen it.

100:00

>> God damn. It's good.

100:01

>> I need to I've been watching Mob Land.

100:03

>> Good. That's great. [ __ ]

100:05

>> Tom Hardy kills it. I love Tom Hardy.

100:07

That's my man.

100:08

>> Yeah.

100:08

>> But [ __ ] Pierce Brozn. Holy [ __ ]

100:12

>> Kills it. And what is the woman's name

100:14

again? Uh Helen Mirin.

100:15

>> Oh my.

100:17

>> She's so good.

100:18

>> Mave.

100:19

>> She's so good.

100:20

>> What a [ __ ] legendary cast. I really

100:22

like that show a lot.

100:23

>> Yeah, that's amazing. That's Rich.

100:24

>> I like to be honored. Yeah, I'd like

100:25

Richie.

100:26

>> They could find a part for me. I could I

100:28

can't do an accent, but

100:29

>> you could learn You can learn an accent,

100:30

bro.

100:32

>> Just try it out right now.

100:33

>> Irish.

100:33

>> Try it out. Which one? Irish. Liverpool.

100:36

Oh, [ __ ] For [ __ ] sake.

100:37

>> There you go. You're in.

100:38

>> I've been there. I'm a scraous.

100:40

>> You could do it, bro. You have to just

100:42

You would live with Patty Pimpblelet for

100:44

like a week.

100:45

>> Meatball.

100:46

>> I want to live with Patty and Meatball

100:48

Molly. They'll teach you how to talk.

100:50

>> Scowser.

100:50

>> And I want to box. There you go. Come

100:53

on.

100:53

>> I just want to throw hands. I just love

100:56

[ __ ] like I just want I love boxing.

100:58

>> Do you for real? For

100:59

>> I love it. But remember, you were trying

101:01

to show me how to throw kick. I just

101:02

stopped kicking.

101:03

>> Yeah. You gave up. was I'm not a kicker.

101:06

>> You don't have to be.

101:07

>> I'm not a kicker. I'm a I'm a I'm a

101:09

choker. I'd like to be a choker.

101:11

>> You could learn how to kick.

101:12

>> I could.

101:13

>> You could learn. You just got to learn

101:14

how to stretch first.

101:15

>> It's that leg thing, man. I'm I'm scared

101:17

to break my leg again.

101:19

>> Yeah,

101:19

>> cuz every time I kick in the wrong

101:21

place, it feels like you hit you hit the

101:23

ball on the wrong part of the bat.

101:25

>> When you broke your leg, did you have to

101:26

get pins?

101:27

>> Yeah, I got it. It broke in half. It

101:30

broke in half. So, it got I got the

101:32

plate. Oh,

101:33

>> but it was a clean break. It was good.

101:34

It's better than getting shattered.

101:36

>> Shattered. I would have been

101:37

>> shattered is bad. Shattered is bad. So,

101:39

a clean break.

101:40

>> It kind of made a bionic return.

101:42

>> Oh, so it doesn't bother you now?

101:44

>> No, nothing.

101:44

>> Oh,

101:45

>> no. It's strong. But if I kick it in the

101:47

exact spot, I'll feel it,

101:48

>> right? Like if someone checks a kick on

101:50

their knee or something like that. Yay.

101:52

>> What part of your knee or your leg

101:54

broke?

101:54

>> Uh, I'm going to not disclose that. Like

101:56

Bill Bich.

101:57

>> Look at you. You're hiding injuries.

102:02

How did you break it?

102:03

>> I fell. Literally slipped in the

102:05

kitchen.

102:06

>> I was making [ __ ] two hamburgers and

102:08

I was carrying them out and the homie

102:10

was mopping at the same time. I was

102:12

wearing the wrong shoe and I just

102:13

slipped and it got caught behind me.

102:15

>> That sucks.

102:16

>> Freak accident.

102:17

>> You know that happened is what's his

102:19

face? Uh Piers Morgan. He fell and broke

102:22

his hip. Had to get his hip replaced.

102:24

>> That's the thing. He doesn't seem like

102:25

he's in great shape. I was in [ __ ]

102:27

sick shape at the time. I was in I was

102:29

riding my bike every day. I was feeling

102:31

good.

102:32

>> How long ago this happened?

102:33

>> 2011.

102:34

>> Damn.

102:35

>> Yeah. Oh, no. 2010.

102:38

>> So that's why you're worried about

102:40

kicking. So don't kick anybody. Just

102:42

work on the move.

102:43

>> I like inside knees.

102:45

>> There you go. That's a good move for

102:46

you.

102:46

>> Clinch knee.

102:47

>> Yeah. It's all just about hip mobility.

102:50

Just learn some hip mobility stuff.

102:52

>> You know, like ballerina bars. Those are

102:54

actually really good.

102:55

>> Yeah, I have one. I could do a good I

102:56

could get the leg up there. Ballerina

102:58

bar is really good for swinging your

102:59

leg. You like you stand on your left leg

103:02

and swing your right leg like this and

103:04

then up like that and this and up like

103:06

that. That's really good for like

103:08

opening it up and getting the dexterity

103:10

and strengthening up those supporting

103:13

muscles.

103:13

>> Yeah. All the flexors.

103:15

>> Yeah.

103:16

>> Yeah. Everybody should have some leg and

103:19

hip mobility. You should be able to

103:21

throw a kick. It's not that hard.

103:22

Especially a low kick. No, I could throw

103:24

it, but you know,

103:27

>> the accuracy and, you know, the

103:29

devastation factor might not be the

103:31

>> You'll figure it out. You're a big guy.

103:32

You're strong. You got a lot of

103:34

horsepower back there.

103:34

>> Come here. Come on, son.

103:36

>> Come here. [ __ ] wrestle you.

103:37

>> Yeah. Get excited.

103:41

>> I've been I train with Pino a lot.

103:43

>> I Yeah, I train with him in Jersey. Just

103:45

holds pads.

103:47

>> I thought he was in He's not in

103:48

Connecticut. Oh, his place is Glover's

103:50

in in Connecticut. But everyone,

103:52

>> what part of Jersey is Plino in?

103:54

>> In Nutley.

103:55

>> Oh, nice.

103:56

>> Right there. 10 like 50 minutes from me.

103:59

>> That's great. That's great.

104:00

>> Gives me good work.

104:02

>> He's a good dude, too.

104:03

>> I love him.

104:04

>> And great coach.

104:04

>> And they spend Yeah. I want to say he

104:06

spends time with me and like teaches me

104:08

fighting,

104:09

>> not boxing. He show me how to fight,

104:11

>> right?

104:12

>> Like things Alex would do. And

104:14

>> it's probably a good thing for you, too,

104:15

to have something that takes your mind

104:17

off all the other [ __ ] you do.

104:18

>> It's one of my favorite things.

104:19

>> Yeah. The thing is the one thing takes

104:22

my mind off the next. This takes my mind

104:25

off of that thing. That takes my mind

104:26

off of that. So, it's like a constant

104:28

therapy that I'm giving myself cuz I'm

104:31

getting burnt out here. Oh, let's turn

104:33

to this. Now, that's stopping me from

104:35

doing that. Now, we'll get burnt out

104:36

there. Go to the next thing,

104:37

>> right?

104:38

>> I'm just a seasonal person. I like doing

104:41

things when I'm like when I feel them.

104:43

>> I know what you mean. Yeah. I don't like

104:45

it. Yeah. When I feel it. Yeah. Exactly.

104:47

I don't want to be forced. Maybe he'll

104:49

start golfing soon.

104:50

>> That's [ __ ] not for me.

104:51

>> Really?

104:52

>> I'm really good.

104:53

>> There's not a lot of

104:54

>> Look at me. I'm really good. Pitch and

104:56

putt. I'm a [ __ ] pro.

104:58

>> You're a good mini golfer.

105:00

>> Pitch and putt. Nah, mini golf, I'm not

105:01

that good.

105:02

>> What's the difference?

105:03

>> Pitch and putt is like everything except

105:05

driving.

105:06

>> Yeah, it's like a 100 yard.

105:07

>> It's like a a city game. You have it at

105:08

the park.

105:09

>> Oh,

105:10

>> but there's good 70 yard.

105:12

>> Okay.

105:12

>> Uh what's the wedge?

105:14

>> Mhm.

105:16

>> Okay. It's just not long drives. No

105:17

drives.

105:18

>> Got it.

105:18

>> So, I'm pretty good.

105:20

>> So, every golf game starts off with a

105:22

long I'm totally ignorant.

105:23

>> Me, too. Every game starts with a drive

105:25

from the from the beginning. Is that

105:27

true?

105:27

>> Mostly. That's 14. Uh, it should be two

105:31

part threes per side. It's not Every

105:32

course isn't the same, but it's like

105:33

average. Two par 3's per side, two

105:36

parses per side, and the rest of part

105:37

fours.

105:38

>> And, uh, do you always open with like a

105:40

long shot? Is that the thing?

105:41

>> Uh, I like

105:43

>> how you play the course is supposed to

105:44

be up to you. who you should I mean

105:46

ideally you want to get as far

105:48

>> how would they play in PGA

105:49

>> one swing as possible so you have

105:52

>> less strokes how does the master start

105:55

>> yeah I mean they're

105:55

>> that's how I'm starting

105:57

>> how they start in Augusta

105:59

>> shinik

106:01

>> like I want to play all these I just

106:03

want to smoke hash on the golf courses

106:07

>> and chill while other people play

106:09

>> that's what you want to do that's doable

106:12

>> I think we could do that

106:13

>> I think that's very attainable we I want

106:15

to do it once. I don't want to follow

106:16

them like it sounds like we might have a

106:18

show,

106:20

>> bro. You already did that with Ancient

106:21

Aliens,

106:22

>> bro. I can How How do we bring this

106:24

back? But you [ __ ] producing it.

106:25

>> I was just talking about it yesterday.

106:27

>> Can you produce this for me?

106:28

>> Talking about it.

106:29

>> I don't know.

106:29

>> I don't need to put you on the spot. I

106:31

don't need to put you on the spot. Can

106:32

you be the executive producer?

106:34

>> Um co

106:35

>> Well, where would we do it?

106:36

>> It really doesn't take much.

106:37

>> Where did you do it before? You did it

106:38

at Vice.

106:40

>> We did it in a [ __ ] rented studio

106:41

with green screen. And

106:43

>> that's where Vice went bad. Well, they

106:44

should have kept you around. They [ __ ]

106:46

up.

106:47

>> They [ __ ] everything.

106:48

>> They had you. They had Eddie Wong. They

106:50

had a bunch of dope shows. I did Eddie

106:52

Wong show. We went and did yoga

106:54

together.

106:54

>> Seriously?

106:55

>> Yeah.

106:55

>> Yo, bro. I don't even want to tell you

106:56

what I'm about. I love Eddie.

106:57

>> Yeah. He's a good kid.

106:59

>> [ __ ] I'm about to do Taibo with Billy

107:02

Blanks

107:03

>> now. Like today.

107:05

>> Like

107:06

>> you're about to do it

107:07

>> Thursday.

107:08

>> Really?

107:09

>> Me, Ryan Serest, and Billy Blanks.

107:11

>> Oh boy. H.

107:13

>> Oh boy.

107:14

>> I'm going to tell you here first. I went

107:16

on Wheel of Fortune.

107:18

>> Did you?

107:19

>> I did.

107:19

>> How'd you do?

107:20

>> I can't tell you yet, but just let me

107:22

tell you, I dominated. I can't tell

107:24

anyone yet, but I dominated.

107:27

>> I think you just told us.

107:28

>> Let me just tell you something, bro. I'm

107:30

sorry if this is going to ruin anything,

107:31

but for [ __ ] sake, I dominated.

107:34

>> Nice.

107:36

>> Beautiful.

107:36

>> That's I mean, I'm looking for Jeopardy,

107:38

to be honest. I'm better at Jeopardy.

107:39

And so why are you going and doing Taibo

107:42

with Ryan Serest and Billy Blanks?

107:44

>> Because they took a liking to Ryan took

107:46

a liking to me and now he wants to do

107:47

something else.

107:48

>> Oh, so you guys filming this?

107:50

>> Yeah, we're going to film me and Ryan

107:52

doing Taibo with Billy Blanks. But for

107:54

me, Billy Blanks,

107:55

>> the Last Boy Scout, the first scene.

107:58

>> That's right.

107:58

>> That's what I know him for. That's my

108:00

[ __ ]

108:00

>> That's right.

108:01

>> Ain't life a [ __ ] And he [ __ ]

108:04

>> I forgot about that.

108:06

>> It's one of my favorite movies of all

108:07

time. Well, Damon Waynees is one of my

108:08

favorite comics.

108:10

>> Damon Waynees is a [ __ ] underrated

108:12

comic.

108:13

>> Underrated comic and underrated action

108:15

star. He was great in that [ __ ]

108:16

movie, too.

108:16

>> Bulletproof with Adam Sandler.

108:18

>> I used to love Damon Wayne. Oh my god,

108:21

he had a run. What about his brother in

108:23

[ __ ] Low Down Dirty Shane? That was a

108:25

good action movie, too. Keenan,

108:27

>> who knew Keenan Ivors was a [ __ ]

108:29

action hero?

108:30

>> Keenan is a cool guy.

108:31

>> I'mma get you, sucker.

108:33

>> That's right.

108:33

>> Come on. That's right. He died from over

108:36

he over gold. He had too many too much

108:39

gold.

108:41

>> Wasn't there a guy who had like goldfish

108:43

tanks for his platform shoes?

108:45

>> Of course, man. That was the pimp. It

108:47

was But

108:48

>> you imagine

108:50

fish tanks for platforms

108:52

>> in Living Color changed my life.

108:55

>> She changed my life.

108:57

>> Hey, I just read something. I should

108:58

probably call Dave and ask him, but I

109:00

just read something where they're

109:01

thinking about bringing back the

109:02

Chappelle show.

109:02

>> He gave a speech. there. So, uh Eddie

109:04

Murphy got another award this week, I

109:06

think AFI or something, and Dave was on

109:08

stage speaking and he said, uh he was

109:12

talking with Eddie about it and Eddie

109:14

sort of like pushed him, but then during

109:16

the speech he sort of said, "All right,

109:17

if you want to do it, I think they

109:19

actually even said maybe a movie, like a

109:20

Chappelle Show movie instead of

109:22

>> Oh, okay.

109:22

>> an actual show." But he's like,

109:24

>> "That would be [ __ ] cool."

109:24

>> He kind of said, "Eddie, if you do

109:26

Charlie's parts, let's do it."

109:27

>> Oh, that would be incredible.

109:30

>> Yeah, cuz he kind of doesn't want to do

109:31

it without Charlie.

109:32

Oh, that would be incredible.

109:34

>> That'd be incredible.

109:36

>> I ran Eddie and Charlie on vacation

109:38

once. Just totally random in Hawaii.

109:41

>> Really?

109:41

>> Yeah. I was at uh at the counter getting

109:45

my um um you know, Keith for the room.

109:49

And uh Charlie's cousin was there. I was

109:51

like, "What are you do? What's going on,

109:52

man? What are you doing here?" He's

109:53

like, "Charlie's here with Eddie. Come

109:54

say hi." And I went over I had lunch

109:56

with Charlie and Eddie. I was like just

109:58

sitting there talking to them like this

109:59

is crazy.

110:00

>> That's crazy. It was crazy.

110:01

>> Where are we staying? Moana Surf Club.

110:03

>> Uh, no. Four seasons. Four seasons in

110:05

Maui.

110:05

>> Oh, yeah. It's a nice

110:06

>> beautiful place. Beautiful place. It was

110:08

like just talking to Eddie Murphy. I was

110:10

like, "What? Am I really talking to

110:11

Eddie Murphy?" It was so weird.

110:13

>> Psych. That's That's psychedelic right

110:15

there.

110:15

>> It was cool. He's really cool.

110:18

>> I met Martin Martin Lawrence who was

110:21

like

110:23

>> My grandparents learned English from

110:25

this man. My Albanian grandparents would

110:27

watch Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and

110:28

Martin.

110:31

So like, you know, and and I I did the I

110:35

did the thing with Wheel of Fortune and

110:36

then I went to the Knicks game verse the

110:38

Lakers. I said, "Fuck it. I'm getting

110:40

myself a ticket." And as I walk in, it's

110:43

[ __ ] Martin Lawrence right there. I

110:44

almost I literally I've never done this

110:47

to another man. I shook his hand. I went

110:48

into his ear. I was like, "Yo, bro, you

110:50

don't know how much this means to me,

110:51

man. You don't know. Yo, bro." I was

110:53

just talking to I was like whispering in

110:55

his ear how much it meant to me. He

110:57

>> fanboyed out.

110:57

>> Yeah, I fanboyed the [ __ ] I don't care.

111:00

I don't care. I did it,

111:02

>> dude. I I saw Martin Lawrence in his

111:04

prime at the comedy store in the '9s.

111:06

>> I would have died to see that.

111:08

>> He was He There's another guy that

111:10

people sleep on.

111:11

>> My favorite.

111:12

>> He's one of the best comics ever. Like

111:14

when he was in his prime, he would

111:15

[ __ ] destroy and I would have to

111:17

follow him. It was hell. I bombed so

111:20

many times. Mity Shore, that lady right

111:22

there, when if you were coming up, one

111:25

of the things that she would do is like

111:26

young comics that she thought of any any

111:28

promise at all, she'd put them on after

111:30

monsters.

111:31

>> Put you on after a legend.

111:33

>> Yep. That's your spot. Right on after

111:34

the killer. Good luck.

111:37

>> Good luck, [ __ ]

111:39

>> Good. That's I like that.

111:41

>> Yeah, man.

111:42

>> Shows you what kind of shots you got.

111:43

>> She knew what she was doing. I mean,

111:45

she's the most important figure in

111:47

comedy outside of comedians, for sure.

111:49

She's number one. She knew. She knew

111:51

what she was doing. Even with her son. I

111:53

mean, she'd even give Paulie a break.

111:55

You know, Paulie had to earn it himself,

111:57

too.

111:58

>> Damn. That's how she, you know, she

112:00

knew. She knew like how what was the

112:02

best environment to create comedy.

112:04

>> So, Paulie Shaw was a standup first.

112:07

>> Oh, yeah.

112:08

>> Yo, I didn't even realize that.

112:10

>> Always been a stand-up forever.

112:11

>> I just knew I just when I was young, I

112:13

like he was like in movies and [ __ ] that

112:16

I liked. He was like He was like that He

112:18

was like that actor. Where's it at?

112:19

right here.

112:20

>> Um, yeah. Well, he started in standup. I

112:22

mean, he he used to get babysat by Sam

112:25

Kenisonson.

112:25

>> Oh my god. You got to be a [ __ ] funny

112:27

guy after that one. Could that be my

112:30

babysitter?

112:31

>> There's some things you don't want to

112:32

learn when you're that young.

112:34

>> I mean,

112:35

>> you don't want to learn from Sam.

112:37

>> Kind of do.

112:39

I kind of I don't know. I had some

112:41

pretty [ __ ] some interesting

112:43

characters raise me also.

112:45

>> I'm just so glad that the Comedy Store

112:47

is still around. I was really worried

112:48

about them during the pandemic when they

112:50

were closed for like a [ __ ] year. The

112:52

the whole thing was so insane. It took

112:54

so long before LA allowed them to open

112:56

up.

112:57

>> Can I ask you something? Honestly,

112:59

>> no.

112:59

>> All right.

113:04

>> The comics of today, do you find them?

113:08

It's just because we've aged a little

113:10

bit

113:10

>> and we find different things like do you

113:12

find them as funny as you found people

113:14

that you looked up to like your elders?

113:17

Do you find these younger guys funny?

113:18

Like, can you vibe with it?

113:20

>> Yeah, I definitely could vibe with it.

113:21

You know, as far as like,

113:23

>> do they make you cackle the way these

113:25

other guys?

113:26

>> For sure. It depends on who you

113:28

watching.

113:28

>> You know who I like? I like Stavi.

113:30

>> Oh, yeah. Stavi is hilarious.

113:32

>> Stavros [ __ ]

113:33

>> Stavros is hilarious. There's a There's

113:35

more funny comics now, I think, than

113:37

ever.

113:37

>> Really?

113:38

>> Yeah, I think so.

113:39

>> Yeah. It's a really good time for like

113:41

upand cominging people, new people.

113:43

There's like a lot of like excitement

113:44

about comedy, you know. And then there's

113:46

Kill Tony, which is like this awesome

113:48

platform for them. So, there's so many

113:50

people that

113:50

>> Were you doing that last night?

113:52

>> No, I wasn't there last night

113:53

>> cuz I drove by the by the by the mother

113:55

ship and it was [ __ ]

113:56

>> cranking. It was that was Kill Tony

113:58

Knight. Um I wasn't there last night,

114:00

but uh Ari Fear was there. Lewis J.

114:03

Gomez was there.

114:04

>> So, it was it was a great great setup

114:06

and it's always a good show. It's It's

114:09

always a fun show. And that gives people

114:11

legit opportunity to get on stage and

114:13

either to get on YouTube or to get on

114:15

Netflix in front of the whole [ __ ]

114:16

world and it could make your career. It

114:19

could make your life. It could change

114:20

everything.

114:21

>> It's not like a voice type of vibe. It's

114:24

more of like a [ __ ] real show and it

114:26

just people see you there.

114:28

>> It's not like a competition.

114:30

>> No, no, no. There's no competition. But

114:32

you do get one minute and if you do

114:34

well, Tony invites you back. Yeah. not

114:36

judged, but you get feedback from the

114:38

comics or or everybody's just [ __ ]

114:40

around. It's all very loose and open.

114:43

Tony roast you.

114:45

>> No, you don't get yanked. You get your

114:46

one minute and if uh you suck, Tony

114:49

roast you and you know, but sometimes

114:51

the people that suck, they know they

114:52

sucked and they're really funny talking

114:54

about how they sucked. It's just a great

114:56

show. But it's just an opportunity where

114:59

comedians see there's a path. All I have

115:01

to do is like keep doing open mics, put

115:03

together an act, start getting a little

115:05

road work, do Kill Tony, and then next

115:08

thing you know, I'm headlining on the

115:10

road like all these other guys that have

115:11

become regulars on the show.

115:13

>> There's a clear path.

115:14

>> Yeah. Like you could really make a

115:15

living and have a real career in comedy.

115:17

So, because of that, it's like comedy is

115:19

really exciting right now. It's like and

115:21

because of YouTube, because you could

115:22

put your special just you don't need

115:24

like

115:25

>> you don't need big guys. You put it

115:26

right up anything. Just upload it onto

115:28

YouTube. Next thing you know, it's got a

115:30

million views. Holy [ __ ] you're off and

115:32

running. And then people could sh The

115:34

best thing about YouTube is people could

115:35

share it. You could see a funny comedy

115:37

special, go, "Oh [ __ ] you got to watch

115:38

this." You send it to me, I'm like,

115:39

"Ah." And then I'll send it to him. And

115:41

that's how things happen. It's like that

115:43

never existed before. So that paves the

115:46

way for more comics to be encouraged to

115:49

try it because there's an if you got a

115:51

work ethic and you're willing to do it,

115:52

there's there's an actual path to having

115:54

a career.

115:55

>> Yeah. Because before it had it was like

115:56

a little bit like luck. You had to meet

115:58

the right person. And now there's like

116:00

like getting to the major leagues. You

116:02

go through the minors, you go through

116:03

here. It's clear.

116:05

>> What's the pathway for rappers?

116:08

>> I don't know.

116:09

>> There's really none. Nowadays, it's I

116:11

believe it's all the same thing. You

116:13

just you you choose your own path.

116:15

>> Just become mayor.

116:16

>> Yeah. You [ __ ] kidding me? I'd love

116:18

to do that. The mayor, if I could be the

116:20

mayor.

116:21

>> Yeah, you could be the mayor. just

116:22

someone got to feed me some some

116:24

political situations that are good. Good

116:27

things only. I don't want to do anything

116:29

bad. No, but like the the the path to

116:32

being a rapper, there's really first

116:34

off, you have to be just nice. You have

116:35

to be good. You shouldn't be doing it if

116:37

you suck,

116:37

>> right?

116:38

>> And some your friend should tell you,

116:39

"Yo, listen, this is not for you.

116:41

>> Let's step away from this and do

116:43

something else,

116:43

>> right?

116:44

>> You have to have good people around

116:45

you." I had a lot of people around me

116:47

that are [ __ ] straight up haters,

116:49

very raw deal people. No one told me to

116:52

stop,

116:52

>> of course.

116:53

>> And that inspired me to keep going.

116:55

>> And honestly, you just have to have it

116:57

within you. There's a you either have it

116:58

or you don't. There's

117:01

this I've been around here now 16 years.

117:04

And I've seen a lot of [ __ ] people

117:06

come and go. But I've been a constant

117:10

and I don't even think I've peaked in

117:12

any area of life yet. truly I feel like

117:17

I'm I'm on the brink of I'm always on

117:20

the brink of of of a new exploration, a

117:22

new breakthrough. And that's how I take

117:25

things because I don't like I don't want

117:26

to be stagnant. I I I look older. I'm

117:29

visibly grizzled. I'm visibly Sean

117:33

Connored. But because I started later, I

117:36

you didn't see me as a [ __ ]

117:37

15-year-old kid jumping around,

117:39

>> right?

117:40

>> I came in as a 27y old man,

117:43

>> right?

117:43

>> So you've seen me throughout the years.

117:45

I've just now I'm more of a man,

117:47

>> right?

117:47

>> So, I didn't start as a little baby

117:49

face. You know,

117:50

>> a lot of these kids, you see them 16

117:52

years later, they look the exact same

117:54

because you saw them at 13.

117:57

>> Not me,

117:58

>> right? I hear you.

118:00

>> You know, but

118:01

>> Well, that's a great attitude anyway. If

118:02

you're just continuing to improve at

118:04

something, that's a great way to live

118:05

life.

118:06

>> I just like learning, man. I like I love

118:08

new experiences. I'm I want to [ __ ]

118:10

like I'm just finding new things that I

118:12

love every single day of life.

118:14

>> That's awesome.

118:15

>> Truthfully, man, like I I feel I feel

118:18

blessed and special to have those type

118:21

of outlets where I don't have to like

118:22

search for [ __ ] and things just like

118:26

hobbies fall in my lap. They do because

118:29

I just I I really I'm a connoisseur of

118:31

many things in life that I love.

118:32

>> What other hobbies do you like?

118:34

>> Like I said, I love gardening. I love

118:36

overlanding now. I love I want to take

118:38

Overlanding.

118:39

>> Bro, I want to take my truck everywhere.

118:40

Now I want to just

118:41

>> What kind of truck you got?

118:41

>> I got a Seoia

118:43

>> brand new 26. It was the best purchase

118:46

I've ever made in my life.

118:47

>> They never break.

118:48

>> They never break. And New York was so

118:50

[ __ ] heavy duty. This I I was like in

118:53

war mode. There was nothing stopping me,

118:55

>> right? Four-wheel drive.

118:57

>> 800wheel drive. That car got it got

119:00

power like you can't believe. It's

119:01

perfect.

119:02

>> Toyotas are hard to go wrong.

119:04

>> Hard to go wrong with a Toyota.

119:05

>> I love Toyota. I had Jeeps for a while,

119:07

but I started, my mother had the 83

119:09

Toyota Celica.

119:11

>> That was our first car. We called it

119:13

Brownie. It got us everywhere. Then we

119:15

made the change to the 94 Jeep Grand

119:17

Cherokee Forest Green. We had that for a

119:20

long time until we got the Hyundai

119:22

Sonata that I got stolen by accident.

119:25

You know, it was the morning before that

119:27

was the night before the Brett the Brett

119:29

Favre jet experiment that was going to

119:32

happen. You know, he he went to the

119:34

Jets. I went to the store in my

119:36

underwear that I always do in up block

119:39

from my house. Bought a vanilla Dutch

119:41

and a set for life and two [ __ ] kids

119:43

jumped in the car and just dipped.

119:45

>> Oh no.

119:46

>> So,

119:47

>> and you were in your underwear.

119:48

>> I was in my underwear. I had to [ __ ]

119:49

had to make the police report in

119:51

underwear. Why are you in underwear?

119:53

>> First off, that was the first question.

119:55

Why are you in underwear?

119:56

>> It's a solid question.

119:57

>> I said, should I take them off?

119:59

>> You want me to take them off? What are

120:00

you crazy?

120:01

>> It does make the situation weirder. It

120:03

makes it all weirder why I left with

120:06

underwear on only.

120:07

>> Yeah,

120:07

>> it was hot out.

120:08

>> I wouldn't advise that.

120:09

>> No, no, don't don't do that. Even if

120:11

you're going to your local store.

120:13

>> Did you uh do things to the Sequoia? Did

120:16

you put a lift on it? What' you do?

120:17

>> Yeah, I put I put the lift on it. I put

120:19

the

120:19

>> change the tires.

120:20

>> Yeah. Some 35s, some Toyos.

120:22

>> [ __ ] Look at you.

120:22

>> I went nuts. I got the crazy rack.

120:26

>> You got a roof rack. The whole deal.

120:28

>> I even got a roof rack.

120:29

>> Nice. No, but I really, you know, I'm

120:32

trying to throw the Dobinson's kit on

120:33

there. So, it's really lifted and I want

120:35

to go I want to do like a Dar Rally

120:38

vibe.

120:39

>> Okay. So, do you want to take this and

120:41

just go out into the woods and camp out

120:43

for a while?

120:44

>> I want to do that, too. But I want to

120:45

drive to the unknown.

120:47

>> Drive over through the unknown.

120:48

>> Yeah.

120:49

>> There's a trip that these guys,

120:51

>> which is probably not. It's not the

120:53

move. It's too big. It's too burly. I

120:55

need

120:55

>> old Land Cruisers are the move series

120:58

Land Cruisers. need something that's a

121:00

little bit more mobile. You're right.

121:02

>> I've been looking to go maybe Mitsubishi

121:05

Pierro

121:07

>> right-hand drive or

121:08

>> you know what's real good is uh the

121:11

Lexus GX.

121:12

>> Oh, that's the one.

121:13

>> Yeah.

121:14

>> Comfort

121:15

>> comfort.

121:16

>> But also a lot of dudes take those and

121:18

put lifts on them and there's a lot of

121:20

aftermarket stuff available for them

121:22

>> because they're so luxury and they're so

121:24

[ __ ] reliable.

121:25

>> That's that Toyota motor.

121:26

>> Yeah, you can't go wrong with Toyotas.

121:28

They know your Toyota. Holler at me.

121:30

Come on. I'm the perfect.

121:33

>> Yeah, I have a 95 Land Cruiser.

121:36

>> Yeah, I love those things.

121:38

>> Champagne. What color?

121:39

>> No, it's silver. Silver.

121:40

>> Silver. It's Lexus atomic silver. I had

121:42

it painted.

121:43

>> Oh my god.

121:45

>> Yeah, it's dope.

121:46

>> [ __ ] gets me crazy. Yeah. And that

121:48

[ __ ] thing. You got the Raptor. The

121:49

Hennessy.

121:50

>> Oh, yeah. I got more than the Hennessy.

121:52

What is it? The [ __ ] VSOP.

121:54

>> No, it's the Hennessy. It's the Hennessy

121:55

1000. So, it's a They take a Raptor R

121:58

and turn it into a 1,00 horsepower

122:00

pickup truck. It's ridiculous. Totally

122:02

necessary.

122:03

>> It's 100%. Do you overland here?

122:06

>> No.

122:06

>> Just [ __ ] drive the streets.

122:08

>> Yeah. Well, I've taken it out to ranches

122:10

before, though. I've taken it out.

122:11

>> You need a You need You need that

122:12

vehicle for the ranch.

122:13

>> Yeah, it helps. It definitely helps when

122:15

you're getting over stuff. Those things

122:17

are They have so much wheel travel.

122:18

Those Raptors, they're so good.

122:20

Especially the Hennessy cuz it's even

122:21

more lifted. It's so good at

122:23

articulating over spaces.

122:24

>> Saying independence. the independent

122:26

arms.

122:27

>> Well, it's just the suspension is

122:28

designed to be pliable, right? So, like

122:30

when you're going over [ __ ] up ground,

122:32

it like moves with it.

122:34

>> The thing about those other old Land

122:36

Cruisers is that they all had solid

122:39

axles front and rear. That's like a real

122:41

hardcore off-roading vehicle. You know,

122:44

the solid axles are just is so durable

122:47

and and because it turns like the s you

122:50

you've seen like guys going overlanding

122:53

with Land Cruisers where they have like

122:55

the crazy

122:58

the rocks where they're going over like

123:00

>> dudes get obsessed with those weird

123:02

trails like just getting up them.

123:04

>> I'm starting to be I'm just it's the the

123:06

the the burn the burn is there. I'm just

123:09

little by little. It's a soon you'll see

123:11

me in [ __ ] Moab going crazy through

123:13

the rocks.

123:14

>> For real.

123:15

>> She got a Jeep. Jeeps are really good

123:17

for that cuz they're real small. They're

123:19

not very big, you know? Twodo Jeep or

123:21

four-door Jeep. They're real small. Easy

123:24

to move. Lot of [ __ ] stuff that you

123:26

could get put on them. Lot of

123:28

aftermarket stuff for Jeep.

123:29

>> How much fun is that to put [ __ ] on

123:30

things?

123:31

>> Oh, so fun.

123:31

>> Like to [ __ ] soup things up.

123:33

>> So exciting.

123:35

I'm working on a I'm working on a 87 M6

123:38

right now that I've had just sitting

123:39

there in my garage for 12 years.

123:41

>> Really

123:42

>> about to give it a new life.

123:43

>> What are you going to do to it?

123:44

>> Baja.

123:45

>> Really?

123:45

>> Making it a rally car. Lifting it.

123:47

>> Holy [ __ ]

123:48

>> Big wheels.

123:50

>> Really?

123:51

>> I'm done dropping things. I'm only

123:53

lifting things now.

123:54

>> Wow.

123:55

>> I've dropped every [ __ ] BMW I've ever

123:57

had to the ground where it's just

123:58

scraping.

123:59

>> You're subconsciously preparing for the

124:00

end of civilization. We're going to have

124:02

to go off the roads. I got the Japanese

124:04

GI Joe truck.

124:07

>> I I'm prepping everything. I'm

124:09

>> You have an apocalypse vehicle? Yeah. I

124:11

I recommend those. You should get one.

124:13

When things go sideways, you got to have

124:15

something that can go away from the road

124:17

>> 100%. Cuz if you're stuck in a Ferrari

124:19

and

124:20

>> you're on the highway, you're stuck.

124:22

>> I can't even get in the [ __ ] thing

124:23

right now. Now, I could, but it wouldn't

124:25

be as good. It's the It's those seats

124:27

that hug your ass.

124:28

>> Mhm.

124:29

>> I don't want anyone hugging my ass.

124:31

>> Little tiny guy with a cigarette, man.

124:32

>> Exactly. [ __ ] with his legs crossed

124:34

in the car

124:34

>> like this

124:36

>> like the real deep bend.

124:37

>> Bro, who could cross their legs with the

124:40

deep bend? My nuts don't allow that.

124:42

>> It's a European thing.

124:43

>> Rafir does it. He sits like that. But he

124:46

>> Ask him about his nuts. What do they do

124:48

when it when that happens? They

124:50

>> tucks them in there somewhere. They go

124:52

in the space. The gap the gap between

124:55

the two legs. You know,

124:57

>> that's a crazy way to sit for your own

124:59

subconscious to know that's how you're

125:00

sitting. Yeah. that your shit's tucked.

125:02

>> You're crushing nuts. I can't do it.

125:04

Well, you and I both have tree trunk

125:06

legs.

125:06

>> Yeah, that's true. There's no way.

125:08

>> Get the It won't work like that. Go over

125:11

there like that.

125:11

>> I could barely cross at the ankle.

125:13

>> Adam Corolla talks about this. He's

125:15

like, it's a thing that like liberals do

125:17

to let you know that they think the way

125:19

you think.

125:20

>> To sit like that is unreal.

125:22

>> It's like they've got this like cross

125:23

like well, it's like a feminine

125:25

expression. I'm not threatening. I'm

125:27

basically progressive. You know, I'm,

125:31

you know, I've I've got the legs in the

125:33

proper position.

125:34

>> It's letting you know.

125:34

>> Yeah.

125:35

>> It's all body language.

125:36

>> Whereas Trump sits like this with his

125:38

like his hands over his ball. [ __ ]

125:39

>> he holds his hands.

125:41

>> Everything's open.

125:42

>> Yeah. He's got like like the hova right

125:45

over his [ __ ]

125:52

>> So ridiculous.

125:53

>> Oh man. Well, women always get mad on

125:55

subways cuz men manspread. But the

125:58

reason why is our that's how our hips

125:59

are designed. Yeah.

126:00

>> What is this? The microphone's right on

126:02

his [ __ ]

126:03

>> That's ridiculous.

126:04

>> Going on like they did.

126:05

>> Oh man,

126:06

>> that is ridiculous.

126:07

>> It's a funny picture.

126:08

>> So, how did Ancient Aliens, that show

126:10

that you did, you getting high watching

126:12

Ancient Aliens? How'd that even start?

126:15

>> Vice was about to [ __ ] take over the

126:17

History Channel

126:18

>> and they just needed content.

126:20

>> No, I was like, "Yo, you guys are

126:22

[ __ ] bugging. You're not taking this

126:23

off. This has to stay." like like yo

126:27

ancient ali this comes with vice like

126:30

this is now going to be transferred and

126:32

they were like I don't know if we could

126:33

do it so I had to go and speak to the

126:35

homie who invented it.

126:37

He gave me his blessings. I sat with him

126:40

for like four hours. He was talking [ __ ]

126:42

to me whatever

126:45

convinced him. He was I was like yo this

126:48

is not a joke like everything is tongue

126:51

and cheek and ridiculous but this is how

126:53

it makes us feel. I'm a proponent. I'm a

126:56

believer. If I need to talk to Giorgio

126:59

Suculos, bring him here. Whatever. So,

127:03

he believed me and he like he gave us

127:05

the blessing. He recently he recently

127:07

passed, but he passed a couple years

127:08

ago. And

127:08

>> well, who did? Giio.

127:09

>> No, not Giorgio, but the the the main

127:12

the main creator. His name is [ __ ]

127:14

>> Gio's the meme.

127:16

>> He's the meme. Yeah, he's the hair.

127:17

>> I'm not saying it's aliens.

127:18

>> No, he's the hair.

127:19

>> But it's aliens.

127:20

>> But there's a lot of other sicko dudes

127:21

on there that I'm not

127:22

>> Oh, yeah. Well, there's a lot of

127:24

>> Von Eric, the guy who just died also.

127:26

>> Von Danakin.

127:27

>> Von Dan. Yeah. Eric Von.

127:29

>> Von Danakin. Yeah. I met him.

127:31

>> Really?

127:32

>> Yeah. My friend Eric Weinstein brought

127:34

me to a lunch where he was at and I I

127:37

had a chance to talk to him about what

127:39

he believes and all this stuff. He was

127:41

all in on the idea that aliens

127:43

definitely came down here and built

127:45

everything. I'm more of a believer that

127:49

there was a an ending of civilization

127:52

and a rebirth of it and that what we're

127:54

looking at is some incredible technology

127:56

that humans had invented a long [ __ ]

127:59

time ago and that's what's responsible

128:01

for all these structures that we don't

128:02

understand. Like the ones in Mexico are

128:04

crazy, man. They didn't know. They just

128:07

uncovered those. I didn't know that

128:08

until like not that long ago

128:11

>> that the I thought the Aztecs built all

128:13

that [ __ ] Well, think about all these

128:15

things that they're finding now. Like I

128:16

I've seen recently like all these

128:18

pyramids they're finding in Antarctica

128:20

and

128:22

>> Yeah. Like

128:23

>> Well, I know that there's one

128:25

>> these like these mountains odd looking.

128:27

>> Yeah. The oddl looking uh the oddlooking

128:30

uh nature of it. There's like

128:33

>> domes and like points underneath.

128:35

>> It looks weird. That one looks weird.

128:38

There's a bunch of them in the Amazon

128:39

that look really weird. Like when they

128:41

do the light art underneath the

128:43

riverbed, there's like civilization

128:45

under there. There's like true

128:48

>> civilization in certain areas of the

128:50

Amazon.

128:50

>> Yeah. I have a friend of mine, Luke

128:52

Caverns, who goes and explores these

128:54

things all the time. And we were

128:55

actually just talking about one of them

128:57

that I think is in Peru. Um I sent it to

129:00

him and I asked him, I said, "Hey, is

129:01

this legit?" And he's like, "Yeah,

129:02

absolutely. Not only is it legit, but

129:04

you can't get there. Like it's a really

129:06

hard place to visit. It's almost

129:08

impossible to get there and no one's

129:10

really looked into it in terms of like

129:13

here here it is. I found it.

129:14

>> So would they do it overhead?

129:16

>> Well, they have images of it and you

129:17

look at the image and you're like, whoa,

129:19

what is going on here? Like this is

129:21

weird. Like the image here, I'm sorry.

129:23

>> Like full civilization along the bank.

129:25

>> Well, it's in the middle. I think it's

129:27

deep in the jungle. And I think it's

129:29

very difficult to get to. But the thing

129:31

is, a lot of the jungle, a lot of the

129:33

Amazon, a lot of this stuff is there's

129:36

areas where people don't necessarily

129:39

know how many people were living there a

129:41

thousand years ago or 2,000 years ago.

129:42

It could have been like densely packed.

129:44

Like look at that.

129:45

>> That looks like a densely packed area

129:46

with people.

129:47

>> What the [ __ ] is that? Like that does

129:49

not look That's the AI version. But go

129:52

back to that. That's a real picture,

129:54

bro. That does not look natural at all.

129:56

It doesn't match anything around it.

129:58

>> That's crazy. It looks like something

130:00

that someone built. It doesn't mean that

130:03

it's something that someone built. And

130:04

it might just be that angle,

130:06

>> right? If you look at it from the other

130:07

side, it might look like [ __ ] But

130:09

from that angle,

130:10

>> there's there's angles of there's

130:12

isosles right there. THIS

130:20

>> how there's triangular situations going

130:22

on like

130:25

>> they they say but it said in that image

130:27

>> but it don't look like it's four sides

130:29

it looked like five sides boom boom boom

130:31

it's hard to say boom boom

130:32

>> no it could be four it just could be

130:34

four because where it is if you just

130:36

reverse it you just reverse what you're

130:38

saying right

130:38

>> so it says geologists referred to this

130:40

formation as serano attributing its

130:43

sharp angles in pyramid-like structure

130:45

to the slow patient work of wind, rain,

130:47

and erosion over countless centuries. Or

130:50

someone built it. Like, if you're not

130:52

exploring it and you're saying that this

130:54

thing that looks just like a pyramid,

130:56

you think it was made by pyramid by by

130:59

slow patient work of wind and rain.

131:01

>> But there's no other there's no other

131:03

rock around it where why didn't the

131:04

patience happen there? This is a

131:06

straight up plane.

131:07

>> It doesn't make any sense.

131:08

>> This is a jungle plane

131:09

>> that looks like a person built it. Those

131:11

are right angles and it's covered with

131:13

bushes. So, you got to think like what

131:15

did it look like when it and they

131:17

haven't gone and checked it out. I'll

131:18

tell you what Luke said to me cuz Luke

131:20

is actually an expert in this stuff.

131:22

This is what he does. He goes and visits

131:23

these places.

131:26

Um, and he was telling me it's like this

131:28

stuff is so strange because they there's

131:31

a bunch of these kind of structures that

131:33

are in the jungle. All of them haven't

131:34

been explored and there's a lot of

131:36

resistance. He says it's deep in

131:38

unconted tribe land. There's a small

131:41

river that can get you within the 25

131:43

mile mark. He said it's crazy out there.

131:47

So it's just like you just have a really

131:49

difficult time in getting to it.

131:52

I mean there's a river that can get you

131:53

within 25 miles of it. Like okay

131:55

>> then and then what?

131:56

>> Then you got to walk through the jungle

131:57

25 miles to get there. Wait, what does

132:00

it look like on Google Earth?

132:01

>> Middle of nowhere.

132:02

>> What does it look like though? Get that.

132:03

>> I mean, I'm just showing like the

132:05

>> I know, but get that stupid little dot

132:07

off of it.

132:07

>> It's right at the border of Peru,

132:09

Brazil,

132:10

>> bro.

132:11

What is What's under there?

132:14

I want to know what's under there.

132:18

Boy, that does look like a [ __ ]

132:20

pyramid, man. That looks like a pyramid

132:22

that's covered with bushes

132:23

>> out in the middle of nowhere.

132:27

>> They find all those other ones.

132:28

>> Hey, look at that. There. It's in a

132:30

similar line.

132:31

It looks like it's in a it's in a

132:33

pattern of a star in the sky,

132:35

>> right?

132:36

Boom, boom, boom. And then that

132:38

>> Yeah, it's weird. Oh, here's another

132:40

one. Did you see that? They think that

132:42

there's a second sphinx in Egypt.

132:45

>> Yeah.

132:46

>> Yeah. So, they've done scans of this

132:48

area where a second sphinx would be, and

132:50

there's something under the sand that's

132:52

the size of a sphinx. So,

132:53

>> would it be next to this the to the

132:54

original one?

132:55

>> It's in the same area, like the same

132:57

area. So, you have your pyramids, and

132:58

then there's a sphinx. And on the

133:00

opposite side there's another sphinx.

133:02

>> But the sphinx isn't the sphinx. It was

133:04

something else. The face was something

133:05

else. Right.

133:06

>> They think they think the face was a

133:08

lion's face. And then

133:09

>> like that dog that like long dog that

133:12

long the long snouted dog that they

133:14

have.

133:15

>> Could be. I don't think they think it's

133:16

that though. I think they think it's a

133:18

lion.

133:22

And so there's one exactly opposite of

133:24

it. I mean, and so this one, what does

133:28

it look like when they showed that

133:29

image, the scan?

133:31

>> I mean, I don't think there's anything

133:32

there.

133:32

>> But what did the scan say?

133:34

>> I don't

133:34

>> Would you scroll up? See, that's a scan.

133:37

And it said something above it. It said

133:40

scans hinting at complex mega structure

133:42

beneath the Giza Plateau. And so

133:47

satellite images of the Giza plateau

133:49

reportedly captured this dune which the

133:52

si the signal processing researcher

133:54

claims measures approximately 108 ft

133:57

tall. The first sphinx sits slightly

134:00

below the surrounding surface in a

134:02

shallow depression. So it's quite

134:04

possible the second sphinx could be

134:06

hidden beneath this higher mound. So,

134:08

it's in the right position where a

134:11

second sphinx would be because I think

134:15

sphinxes uh

134:16

>> would they be side by side?

134:17

>> No, I don't think so. I think they it's

134:20

like the pyramids are in the center,

134:21

sphinx going that way, sphinx going that

134:23

way. I think that's the idea. Do sphinx

134:25

uh appear in pairs more than once? Are

134:28

they would they looking for it because

134:30

that's a normal

134:32

>> like setup?

134:36

Like what's the normal configuration of

134:37

sphinxes? Yes, sphinxes frequently

134:39

appear in pairs in ancient Egypt, Greek,

134:42

and Roman art, often acting as guardians

134:44

in pairs or long avenues at temple

134:47

entrances rather than as solitary

134:49

monuments like the Great Sphinx.

134:50

>> I mean, that makes sense, right? If

134:52

they're facing opposite ways also,

134:54

they're ones guarding the exit, both

134:56

entrances.

134:56

>> Exactly. Far away from each other,

134:58

though,

134:58

>> right? But far in relative position to

135:01

how far the Sphinx is from the pyramids

135:03

in the first place. Well, then we'd have

135:04

to ask like do they appear in pairs far

135:07

away from each other, not next to each

135:09

other? Cuz that's sort of saying like

135:10

they're guarding doors next to each

135:11

other.

135:13

>> I understand or just entrances if

135:15

there's two entrances, you need them.

135:17

>> Well, let's put that into perplexity.

135:19

Ask it when sphinxes appear in pairs,

135:24

uh, what is the configuration?

135:29

What is the configuration?

135:33

What is the configur what configuration?

135:38

>> So maybe it'll tell us there and give us

135:40

maybe they are like right next to each

135:42

other and then this doesn't make any

135:43

sense. In both Egyptian art and

135:44

architecture sphinxes very often appear

135:46

in pairs usually flanking an axis such

135:50

as a road doorway or staircase. Right?

135:52

So like two in front of a doorway. Um

135:55

temple approaches rows or pairs of

135:57

sphinxes commonly line the processional

136:00

roads uh with one on each side of the

136:02

central path. So usually like on two

136:05

sides of a door gates and door gateways

136:07

and doorways pair of sphinx orientation

136:11

idea. Modern popular writers often say

136:12

one faces east and the other faces west.

136:15

>> Okay. Well that's different.

136:17

>> That's that's what that's what they

136:19

would have found. So, it's possible that

136:21

they did it in several different ways,

136:23

but often in twos. So, if they do have

136:26

one big sphinx and there's another,

136:28

>> but it's pulling that it's pulling that

136:30

from a Facebook post talking about this

136:32

potential second one.

136:33

>> Oh, interesting.

136:34

>> Interesting. So, it might be hor just a

136:36

grain of salt with it is all

136:38

>> right. We won't know until they get in

136:40

there. But if they if it is there and

136:42

it's just under sand, that's not that

136:44

big of a deal because they had to

136:45

uncover this one. When this one

136:47

>> How long does it take to excavate these

136:49

things?

136:49

>> It take a while. I mean, there's a lot

136:50

of sand,

136:51

>> but it depends on how many workers, how

136:53

many machines. Also, they have to do it

136:55

carefully.

136:56

>> You want to make sure you don't [ __ ] up

136:57

the Sphinx.

136:59

But if there is a sphinx under there,

137:00

that would be [ __ ] nuts.

137:03

>> They found a second sphinx and they dug

137:05

it out and they're like, "Oh [ __ ]

137:06

>> look at that sphinx." Ooh, today

137:08

>> a lady's head

137:10

>> with one today.

137:12

>> The nurturer.

137:13

>> That's weird. What a weird head. Like

137:15

it's got pointy ears, right? Those ears

137:17

pointy or is that just where the hair

137:18

grows?

137:18

>> Hair.

137:20

>> How weird.

137:21

>> Fail.

137:22

>> Well, maybe it was a chick and they're

137:24

like, "No, make it my face."

137:25

>> One big

137:27

one big breast.

137:28

>> Yeah, one hard one.

137:30

>> [ __ ] arm is jacked.

137:31

>> Yeah, I don't like it a little too much.

137:33

>> Yeah, I mean total recoil. Three breasts

137:36

if you want. Yeah. Ain't it weird that

137:38

we like two but we don't like three?

137:40

>> Yeah. No, three is gross cuz it's weird

137:42

that middle part. You don't you don't

137:43

you want the separation natural. You

137:45

don't want like a third. It's like a

137:47

[ __ ] weird

137:48

>> or girl would have to be to pull off a

137:50

third tit.

137:52

You'd be like I'm I think I like it. I

137:54

didn't like it when I first met her, but

137:55

now I really like it. Why not?

137:57

>> Why not? Why not?

137:58

>> Why not? If we're in the future, Total

138:01

Recall.

138:01

>> But if it was normal to have three

138:03

boobs, that's what we would like.

138:04

>> That's what's weird. like the female

138:06

shape, the desired female shape, like

138:08

the fertility doll shape. It's It's very

138:11

weird how that could have been a bunch

138:13

of different shapes. Like for an ant,

138:14

it's something a little honey on its

138:16

ass.

138:16

>> Exactly. This is what we But this is

138:18

also a thing. Why are we so obsessed

138:20

with ass? I don't know. I am obsessed

138:22

with an ass and [ __ ] comes from it. Like

138:25

you [ __ ]

138:26

>> horrible things from your ass, but yet I

138:28

love looking at that ass.

138:31

>> People are complex

138:32

>> and I dream of biting that ass. Like

138:34

why? when I know feal comes from it.

138:37

>> People are confusing. We're confusing to

138:40

each other.

138:41

>> I'm confused at myself.

138:43

>> You should be.

138:44

>> I really am. But I love myself. Mike

138:48

Tyson told me to never speak bad about

138:50

myself cuz my conscious doesn't my

138:52

subconscious doesn't know whether I'm

138:54

joking or not.

138:55

>> Right. That's wise.

138:57

>> I think he heard that from [ __ ] Bruce

138:59

Lee, though. I'm not gonna lie. I heard

139:00

Bruce Lee say that about some [ __ ]

139:01

recently. I was like, damn, Mike. And

139:03

then I heard Bruce Lee say it.

139:04

>> There's something true to that for sure.

139:06

>> There's no doubt.

139:07

>> No doubt.

139:08

>> Yeah.

139:08

>> You know, I always call myself a jerk or

139:10

a schmuck. I'm not.

139:11

>> What's this, Jeremy?

139:12

>> I'm looking at the oldest known pictures

139:14

of the Sphinx.

139:15

>> This the oldest stone. So part of it

139:17

still underground.

139:18

>> Somewhere around 1850 to 1860.

139:20

>> Wow.

139:20

>> I'm trying to find the year on. This is

139:22

actually 1892.

139:24

>> That's nuts.

139:25

>> Just It looks so strange. The whole

139:28

thing is so strange, man. That place is

139:29

so old.

139:32

Just even if you just go by what they

139:34

think, which is 4,500 years ago they

139:37

built this thing.

139:38

>> That's so crazy. So [ __ ] long ago.

139:41

>> Well, now they're going to have [ __ ]

139:43

Rico Verhovven and uh and who else fight

139:46

there, right? This is going to be

139:47

>> Oh, yeah. And Usyk and [ __ ] Verhovven

139:49

fight there.

139:50

>> That's nuts.

139:51

>> That's kind of bugged out.

139:52

>> It is kind of bugged out.

139:54

>> But I like the idea of using

139:56

>> the backdrop.

139:57

>> No, the natural arenas.

139:59

>> Mhm.

140:00

>> Natural wonders arena. We should have it

140:01

in Rome. We should have it, you know.

140:03

>> By the way, it's hot as [ __ ] out there.

140:05

>> It's in the sandstorms. How's this going

140:08

to work?

140:08

>> What are they going to do?

140:09

>> How's this going to work?

140:10

>> Right. What if there's a [ __ ]

140:11

sandstorm in the middle of the fight and

140:12

they get sand in their eyes? They're

140:13

swinging blind.

140:14

>> They [ __ ] tried to do it in Time

140:15

Square. It was a mess.

140:17

>> Yeah, that didn't work out so well. The

140:18

fights weren't that good either. Except

140:20

Tfimo. Timo fought really well.

140:22

>> Well, you got to have

140:24

You got to bring the right people.

140:26

>> Yeah. Someone was saying it's almost

140:28

like they're paying them so much these

140:29

guys are scared to lose

140:31

>> that they're they're you know what I

140:33

mean? Like that was the argument about

140:34

that that Times Square card.

140:36

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

140:37

>> Because the Saudis came in and just like

140:39

throwing that truck

140:43

>> they don't like rap. Huh.

140:46

>> And

140:47

>> they probably do.

140:48

>> They haven't hollered at me.

140:53

>> Oh man. I don't I would go there. Yeah,

140:56

>> I'd be interested in seeing the Middle

140:58

East.

140:59

>> I'd be interesting to see It'd be

141:00

interesting to see all these places,

141:02

man. I've been to a lot of places on

141:04

earth, but never over there.

141:05

>> I've been to uh Dubai u briefly for a

141:09

UFC weigh-in and the UFC, which was in

141:11

Abu Dhabi, so I've been there for that.

141:14

>> And

141:14

>> it was great. That was a long time ago.

141:16

>> But uh obviously it was the best

141:18

possible conditions there with the UFC,

141:21

staying in a nice hotel,

141:23

>> but a lot of money over there, man. I'll

141:24

tell you that. Like when you're in

141:26

Dubai, and this was quite a while ago,

141:28

so Dubai is even crazier now. I mean,

141:30

the construction there is just nuts.

141:32

It's just so [ __ ] like high tech and

141:35

everything's beautiful and no crime.

141:39

>> Looks like it seems like a great place

141:41

to be.

141:42

>> Yeah, I know people that have moved to

141:43

Dubai just because there's no crime.

141:45

>> Yeah, but there's no hash either.

141:47

>> Yeah, right. You can't

141:48

>> There's hash, but they're not letting

141:49

you smoke it,

141:50

>> bro. You get caught with that, you go to

141:51

jail forever,

141:52

>> bro. They're the ones who have been

141:53

making it for [ __ ] millions of years.

141:55

What the hell?

141:55

>> I know. Isn't that crazy?

141:56

>> What are they doing? They're keeping it

141:57

for themselves.

141:58

>> I wonder why they make it so illegal

142:00

over there. It

142:01

>> doesn't make sense.

142:02

>> Yeah.

142:03

>> You know, because if they didn't, I

142:05

wonder if they're just worried about

142:06

like people behaving foolishly because

142:07

they don't have any tolerance for

142:09

[ __ ] around over there.

142:10

>> Well, you [ __ ] see Amsterdam. That

142:12

place is a goddamn mess when it comes to

142:13

weed. Even since they made weed legal in

142:16

America, in some places, it's a [ __ ]

142:18

It's a

142:19

>> It's a carnival. It's terrible. It makes

142:22

Huh?

142:23

>> Amsterdam is.

142:24

>> No, no, no. Just places in America also

142:26

like New York now that weed is legal,

142:28

it's disgraceful.

142:29

>> What? In what way?

142:30

>> Uh, just the culture like people smoking

142:33

weed in [ __ ] in the street like

142:36

>> openly.

142:37

>> Not just openly, but like obnoxiously.

142:39

Like everything is obnoxious.

142:41

>> Like weed smoke everywhere.

142:42

>> It's not just that. It's just the way

142:44

it's done is obnoxious.

142:46

>> It's just like we could finally do it

142:47

legally. [ __ ]

142:48

>> Yeah. Let's [ __ ] go. Let's re be real

142:50

stupid about it. Do you think that

142:52

that'll eventually settle down and this

142:54

is just because it's a new thing that's

142:55

legal?

142:56

>> Probably.

142:56

>> I think so.

142:57

>> And it's really not even the people who

142:58

like I you know,

143:03

it's not like I'm a connoisseur of

143:05

smoking weed, but I kind of am,

143:06

>> right?

143:07

>> And I like to do it in a certain way,

143:08

but I'm not judging how anyone else does

143:10

it, but I feel like my way is best.

143:13

>> I hear what you're saying.

143:14

>> Nice and chill.

143:15

>> Yeah.

143:16

>> Chilling in the crib.

143:17

>> You don't want to annoy people with it.

143:19

That's the problem. Not having to be

143:20

like old school back in the day. I used

143:22

to come into class smelling like the

143:24

most weed that I possibly could cuz that

143:26

was what I was trying to exude. I was

143:28

trying to be cool. Come in smelling like

143:31

the sour. Oh my god.

143:34

>> Bro, you go in and like who's [ __ ]

143:38

smell that was like some rush,

143:40

>> right?

143:40

>> Being in class and that happened like

143:42

and you're all stoned and [ __ ] in the

143:44

back like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

143:46

>> It worked out for you.

143:47

>> It did.

143:47

>> A lot of people probably thought it

143:48

wouldn't though, right? I there's no

143:50

doubt about it. Are you kidding me?

143:51

>> Yeah.

143:52

>> My I've been sold short my whole life.

143:55

>> It would be funny, too. There was people

143:56

that had a bad opinion of it back then

143:58

and they look at you now like, "Boy, did

143:59

I call that one wrong?"

144:01

>> Just in general, man. Like,

144:03

>> I did all right. I did all right.

144:08

I've been reflecting a lot under the

144:10

stars and in nature.

144:12

>> I'm just You're overlanding.

144:14

>> Yeah. Well, when I'm not overlanding,

144:15

now I'm camping.

144:17

>> Oh,

144:17

>> now I'm camped. Stay. Now I'm at camp.

144:20

Base camp.

144:21

>> Ground.

144:21

>> Yeah, I'm grounding.

144:23

>> Take my shoes off. Feel the grass. Dude,

144:27

I went down a crazy space rabbit hole

144:29

last night. I was going down this um

144:32

this rabbit hole of black holes. And uh

144:35

you remember, Jamie, I told you about

144:36

that black hole that they found that's

144:37

as big as our galaxy.

144:39

>> Yeah.

144:40

>> Not not our galaxy, excuse me, our solar

144:42

system. They found a black hole that is

144:45

so big that's is it's like it's bigger

144:48

than from here all the way to Pluto.

144:50

Well, they found one now that's bigger

144:53

than our galaxy. They found a black hole

144:56

that's larger than the I think it's

144:58

called Phoenix A. See if we can find the

145:01

Phoenix A black hole.

145:03

>> If it's larger than the galaxy, there's

145:05

really no measurement of what this is.

145:08

>> To even think about you saying, "Yo,

145:10

it's bigger than our galaxy." What the

145:11

[ __ ]

145:11

>> What the [ __ ] is that? What if

145:13

>> the way this person in this video was

145:15

explaining it, it's so insane because

145:18

the amount of time that it would take

145:20

for a black hole to suck in that much

145:24

matter to become that massive. There's

145:26

not enough time since the birth of the

145:28

universe. That's what they're So,

145:29

they're confused as to how it's formed.

145:31

They're like, "Well, maybe we're wrong

145:32

about how these things are formed." It's

145:34

roughly 100 times larger than the

145:36

distance between the sun and Pluto with

145:39

a diameter of roughly 590

145:42

billion km. Unlike many super massive

145:46

black holes that inhabit star that

145:48

inhibit star formation, Phoenix A is

145:50

currently in a phase of rapid growth

145:52

consuming enough matter to grow about 60

145:54

solar masses per year. This activity

145:57

drives high rates of star formation in

145:59

its surrounding galaxy. [ __ ] Is there

146:02

any way to diagnose this black hole from

146:05

here?

146:06

>> Can we see it through any telescope? Any

146:08

highowered thing?

146:08

>> They detected it, but I don't understand

146:10

how they detect it.

146:11

>> But any of them. Can we see any of them

146:13

in real time?

146:13

>> You can't really see a black hole. What

146:15

you see is everything around the black

146:17

hole getting sucked into it.

146:18

>> Yeah. Well, you see some sort of like

146:20

weird movement. No.

146:21

>> Right.

146:21

>> I saw this. I thought you were going

146:24

headed towards this. I saw this within

146:25

the last couple days.

146:27

>> Anton Petrov.

146:28

>> No. No. that the Milky Way lives in this

146:30

thing uh called a void that is like a

146:33

black hole but it's like two billion

146:34

light years across

146:36

>> and we're in the middle of it.

146:38

>> What?

146:38

>> Like look at that picture as like a you

146:40

know example of what that would be.

146:42

>> Wow.

146:43

>> There's nothing else around us.

146:45

>> That's perfect. So is that circle

146:46

supposed to be the Milky Way?

146:47

>> That Yeah, that would be the Milky Way.

146:49

>> That's a galaxy. And then there's it it

146:52

billion lighty years to earth

146:55

>> that that again it's like not the best

146:57

uh earth is in the milky way so it's

146:59

showing you that.

147:00

>> Okay. So the milky way is just in the

147:02

center of a void. Is that uncommon?

147:06

>> I don't know.

147:07

>> That's the thing. It's like are all

147:08

these galaxies in the center of a void?

147:10

But just the idea that there's a super

147:12

massive black hole out there that's a

147:14

hundred times more massive or 100 times

147:18

larger than the distance between Earth

147:20

and Pluto. Like what what is

147:23

>> what?

147:24

>> This is why we have to be smoking weed

147:26

in front of a green screen talking about

147:28

this and uh having weird people come on

147:32

and comment.

147:33

>> Do you um have you been paying attention

147:35

to this news about these UFO researchers

147:37

and scientists that have gone missing?

147:39

Yeah. What do you think of that?

147:41

>> The don't you listen don't top doctors

147:44

go missing. Don't top physicists go

147:46

missing. Don't [ __ ] astron. All these

147:48

[ __ ] people who are in

147:49

>> facts,

147:50

>> you know, power positions. Not even just

147:53

position of high intelligence,

147:55

knowledge.

147:56

>> Yeah,

147:56

>> they go bye-bye. The best heart surgeons

147:59

on earth. Seven of them are on the same

148:01

[ __ ] plane that went down. What do

148:02

you know?

148:04

>> The best whatever. Whatever. They just

148:07

found the cure for cancer. these 10

148:08

doctors, they're on a PJ to [ __ ] who

148:10

the hell knows where and they go down.

148:12

>> Jesse wrote a good write up about them

148:13

all that I think explains the angle we

148:16

we we would prefer to hear about, you

148:18

know, like conspiracies and UFOs and

148:20

stuff.

148:21

>> So, he thinks it's a conspiracy.

148:22

>> No, he's laying out the possibility of

148:24

it being a conspirac.

148:27

>> It's just crazy that all these top

148:28

doctors and top things and physicists

148:30

and just like these people just

148:32

disappear.

148:33

>> One of them was a general who's also

148:35

>> he's the

148:36

>> generals know [ __ ] He's the king. He

148:38

was in charge of uh

148:40

>> I think the UFO program,

148:42

>> right?

148:42

>> If there is one.

148:43

>> If there is one. But if you did, didn't

148:45

he just leave the house with just a gun?

148:49

>> I I don't Yeah, it's on the screen what

148:51

he left with.

148:53

>> He took a red backpack, his wallet, and

148:56

a 38 caliber revolver.

148:58

>> Left behind his phone.

148:59

>> He left behind his phone. His wife

149:01

reported him missing within 3 hours

149:02

despite FBI involvement. Air Force

149:04

Office of Special Investigation search

149:06

dogs, drones, helicopters, horseback

149:08

teams, fleer sweeps, and 700 canvas

149:12

households. No confirmed sightings of

149:15

massand has ever surfaced. Surveillance

149:18

cameras covered both ends of his street.

149:20

None captured his direction of travel.

149:22

After weeks of searching, the only item

149:24

returned recovered was a gray Air Force

149:27

sweatshirt a mile east of his house.

149:29

Testing could not confirm it was his. He

149:33

was the first one to disappear and then

149:35

sort of hair came off.

149:37

>> He was the first one to disappear and

149:39

then another one disappeared and they're

149:40

like, "Well, they actually might have

149:42

worked together and then like every

149:43

other day it's like now another one and

149:45

another one and another one."

149:46

>> Also, if you knew something that the

149:49

whole world didn't know, like if you

149:50

knew the human race was just a bunch of

149:52

soul containers for some super advanced

149:55

alien race that just uses us as a farm.

149:58

>> Yeah. Here's

149:59

>> And you're like, "What's the purpose?"

150:00

his name pops up is because his name was

150:02

in the

150:02

>> just an empty body with [ __ ] aliens

150:05

hosting us.

150:06

>> Hacked emails from Hillary Clinton's

150:07

campaign chairman John Podesta revealed

150:09

correspondence from Tom Dong uh naming

150:13

McCasslin directly. Delange. I'm saying

150:16

it wrong.

150:17

>> Tom Dong Dong Dong uh wrote that mass

150:21

helped assemble his advisory team was

150:23

deeply aware what Dong was trying to

150:25

achieve. Had received a 4-hour briefing

150:27

on the project. Dong added that massland

150:31

ran the laboratory at Wright Patterson

150:33

where the Roswell material was shipped,

150:37

>> but that's all speculation.

150:40

>> What's part

150:41

>> the Roswell material?

150:42

>> They keep talking about Roswell and this

150:44

and that. There's so much. Why are they

150:46

Why is it always like focus on that?

150:50

>> We don't have headphones on. Say it

150:51

again.

150:51

>> He did run it was in charge of the Air

150:53

Force lab at Right Pat.

150:55

>> That's why it's linked to the Roswell

150:56

material. That could be the the tier

150:58

could be the part you put in

150:59

parenthesis,

151:00

>> but he did run that lab.

151:03

>> It's all very interesting because that

151:04

is the lore was that that's where the

151:07

wreckage was shipped.

151:09

But

151:11

>> and then that uh the one we were talking

151:12

about yesterday, Monica Rez, I looked

151:14

her up. She is known for being on a

151:16

patent of some super metal alloy. I was

151:19

looking that up yesterday. That doesn't

151:22

mean anything specifically, but

151:23

>> this is the lady that vanished, right?

151:25

>> She was the lady that was hiking. Her

151:26

friend turned around, saw her, kept

151:29

hiking, said something to her, kept

151:30

hiking, turned around a little while

151:32

later, and she was gone. No one ever

151:33

found her.

151:34

>> Co-invented an alloy called Mandaloy,

151:36

which is used in rocket engines

151:38

currently.

151:40

>> Come on. And maybe working on some new

151:43

[ __ ] huh?

151:44

>> Uhhuh.

151:44

>> Maybe.

151:46

>> I mean, those people who got those

151:47

patents to all those metal like the

151:50

[ __ ] guy who got the patent to the

151:52

clip that turns the gun into an

151:54

automatic or the

151:55

>> Mhm. That's that [ __ ]

151:57

>> right?

151:58

>> Those little components turn bigger

152:00

compon bigger things into like super

152:02

situations.

152:03

>> This is like a crazy alloy for

152:05

spaceships.

152:06

You need that.

152:08

>> Of course, but it's kind of weird that

152:09

that lady is a lady that goes missing.

152:12

So, if you were a competitor country,

152:15

you I could see why you'd want to take

152:16

out one of those scientists, you know,

152:19

definitely. If you were uh involved in

152:22

another industry that might be harmed by

152:24

her work, like if her work would make

152:26

your work obsolete, you might want to

152:29

>> get rid of her.

152:30

>> Get rid of her.

152:31

>> That's right.

152:31

>> Look, that's always happened. People

152:33

have always done that. You can't take it

152:34

out of the equation. You got to

152:36

thoroughly investigate.

152:37

>> This is it's it's a it's a story as old

152:40

as time.

152:40

>> It is. Right. You get rid of one person,

152:42

the next one comes in. If they're

152:44

threatening to you,

152:45

>> Uhhuh.

152:45

>> they go bye-bye.

152:48

>> Especially in big business like rocket

152:50

engines and alloys and space travel and

152:54

>> something as small as [ __ ] numbers

152:56

betting. They kill you for betting

152:58

numbers. They're not going to kill you

152:59

for that.

152:59

>> Mhm.

153:02

>> Truth. It's

153:03

>> nothing but truth, man.

153:05

>> Well, listen, brother. Um, thanks for

153:07

being here. Tell us everybody one more

153:09

time your album.

153:11

>> Who gives a [ __ ]

153:12

>> Come on, dog. We do.

153:13

>> No, I'm not here for that. Just here to

153:14

say hello.

153:15

>> I'm gonna like to get people to check it

153:17

out because

153:17

>> you think they're going to give a [ __ ]

153:18

>> I think they will. Yeah, they like it.

153:20

>> Yo, [ __ ] Planet Frog coming out real

153:22

soon real soon, man. We dropping now.

153:25

Yo, you already know we that hype [ __ ]

153:28

>> Hype [ __ ]

153:29

>> You know, I got I got all kinds of

153:30

things. I got I got many projects on the

153:33

way for the year.

153:34

>> [ __ ] that's delicious.

153:35

>> Always. That's always going down.

153:37

>> Always. You know that,

153:38

>> boy. Shout out to KG Barbecq.

153:40

>> Yo, come on. Made him made him a star.

153:42

>> Yeah,

153:42

>> that was a good workout.

153:44

>> KG or KB?

153:45

>> KG.

153:46

>> KG. Yeah. Okay. I wanted to make sure.

153:48

>> Like I said, I'm not I just I want to

153:49

come and work out with you and just

153:50

[ __ ] chill, kick it, talk some

153:52

[ __ ] fights.

153:53

>> Anytime, sir.

153:54

>> Yeah.

153:54

>> Anytime.

153:55

>> That's it.

153:55

>> It's always fun to hang with you.

153:56

>> You, too, bro.

153:57

>> Come on, brother.

153:57

>> Like I said, I don't give a [ __ ] about

153:59

my album. [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ]

154:02

everything else.

154:03

>> I'm here for a good time.

154:05

>> Well, it was a good time.

154:06

>> Thank you. Appreciate you always. All

154:08

right. All right. Bye, everybody.

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The podcast episode features a conversation between Joe Rogan and his guest, covering a wide range of topics including woolly mammoth fossils, male accessories, tattoos, and the mystery behind ancient structures like those in Mexico City. The pair also discusses the history of seafaring, the mysterious disappearance of researchers linked to sensitive technology, and their shared enthusiasm for fitness, specifically training with kettlebells and maces.

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