Have you ever been to an art gallery?

Yes. Have you actually?

>> Yeah.

>> You're a [ __ ] nerd.

>> I'd love to go to another one.

>> I've never been to one. What do they

look like?

>> Yes. We actually opened a real life

public art gallery. What you're seeing

here is footage of genuine everyday

normal people straight off the street

being exposed to our horrifying drunk

commissions from around the world. That

is funny.

>> From Helsinki, Finland all the way to

Brooklyn, New York. 519

days in the making. 27 pieces of

meticulously handcrafted artwork, and

it's all for a good cause. And listen, I

get it. I know you want to see more of

the gallery, but first, let's commission

the art. Hello. Today, we have decided

to join High Society and become patrons

of the arts. But hey, you might be

wondering, how do you join High Society?

Children's blog. I'm joking. We're just

going to commission some artwork, write

out some briefs, and then we're going to

open up an art gallery and try trick

some rich people into think we're

successful artists. I'm going to wear a

turtleneck. I'm going to wear nothing

and say it's art. [laughter]

>> Darcy, bring us some shots. Cheers.

>> I forget how easy vodka is to drink. All

right, we got to get real abstract, man.

>> We don't need to be

>> We need to be abstract. What is he just

saying words? You remember Mr.

>> Mr. Beast?

>> King of the Hill.

>> Okay, you metallic boom.

>> No, how about King of the Hill? Except

they're all standing out the front.

They're drinking Grogs instead of

>> And they're out the front of the

Simpsons house.

>> Sure. Sure. while wearing the clothing

of Family Guy characters.

>> That's good enough.

>> All right, Chad, can you search Halo oil

painting, please? Do something like that

with another game.

>> Oh, okay. Oh, you know what I always

wanted? What if I was going to do um

Mario 64 like trash type style? Getting

all the paintings from the games

commission like that they go into.

What's your guys' favorite uh painting?

>> For me, the bob on Battlefield is a

classic.

>> That one. That's the first one you go

into.

>> Maybe right in your style. I mean, as

long as they're not going real crazy

like putting on the bombs and [ __ ] I

mean, I like that. Looks like iconic but

not overdone.

>> Wamps Fortress.

>> Yeah, that's good.

>> So, you get both of those done or what?

>> Yeah, different artists. Can we get two

YouTubers kissing as a painting?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, Aiden Ross and Andrew Tate kissing.

Oh, please, please. That's funny. That's

probably good. Like, are we crossing any

lines with that? Does YouTube chill with

that? They're banned on YouTube, both of

them.

>> Yeah, write that down.

>> Okay. All right. Yeah.

>> Two.

>> Aiden Ross, famous kick streamer, and

Andrew Tate, famous homophobic, kissing

each other on the [music] lips.

>> Who's going to want to buy that?

>> Who's going to want to paint it? That's

the real question. We're getting some

references. This says gay men kissing.

[laughter]

>> Two men kissing. Men can kiss and not be

gay.

>> I like this one. This is a good

reference. This is what I want. This is

what I want. I got

>> I want that on on a piece of art,

please. All right, let's get some quirky

normal ones. Man, the Reddit's going to

love that. All right,

let's get a parody of a of a famous

painting. Okay. Satin devouring his

child. Yeah. Can we get that?

>> Wo. Replace it with like someone eating

a chicken leg or something. Wait a

minute. What's a famous father son? How

about Peter Griffin eating Chris

Griffin?

>> Yes.

>> Peter Griffin eating his son Chris

Griffin in style of certain devouring

his son. Is that it?

>> Yeah. Okay. Next. Painting.

>> Let's just like off the dome, bro. Like

freestyle. Off the dome. What are you

thinking? What are you thinking?

>> Imagine what's Don't even think of a

painting. What's the first thing that

comes to hit your mind? Fruit. Okay.

Okay. Okay. That's good cuz you got

those like the wicker basket thing.

What's that [ __ ] cornucopia?

>> Cornucopia. Say cornucopia. Fruit

painting. W. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. I

have an idea. This. But remember all

those fruits we order off Etsy with the

[ __ ] up eyes and [ __ ] like that? Oh,

yeah. That's good.

>> Could be good if it was like a fruit

bowl, but just had some random [ __ ] in

it that wasn't fruits in with the fruit.

>> Bowling bowl. Chuck a [ __ ] bowling

ball in there.

>> Bowling ball. Rolled up pair of socks.

Lemon with one eye, but the lemon is

made of skin.

>> A funny bum with a wick.

>> Oh, surely just a a wizard's orb. Also,

just egg. [ __ ] the fella. Egg.

>> Donut.

>> Donut.

>> Pick one [ __ ] up shape.

>> What about like a Glock?

>> That's pretty good.

>> Glock. What else is round? I actually am

like drawing a blank. Yeah.

>> What else is round?

>> Coconut. We need round objects. What the

[ __ ] is round these days?

>> Ball of yarn.

>> Ball of yarn.

>> That's good. That's good. Make it made

of spaghetti.

>> Oh, marble. Marble.

>> A set of nuts. Human nuts.

>> God, no human nuts.

>> Why you want artwork?

>> We can't have human nuts.

>> I have ender.

>> Oh, that's good.

>> No, we got enough. We got enough. We got

more than 13. Let's get off this one.

>> Laughing claring emoji.

>> Which one? This one?

>> No, no, no. You want the one with the

PNG background [music] saved as a JPEG.

>> Okay. Can we please get a pick of the

Twin Towers now?

>> What's the image? Markiplier taking a

selfie in front of 911 Towers.

>> Please.

>> You can do better than that.

>> Chad, what about the selfie of the Dinky

twins in front of the Twin Towers?

>> Okay. Yeah. Okay. Sweet. Okay, that's a

good idea. Darcy, that

>> No, I didn't say that.

>> You're a [ __ ] genius.

>> Say that like you said it.

>> Okay, hear me out. Darcy has a great

idea. [laughter]

>> All right. Dark S painting of a man

walking away from a shed at night with

two metal buckets of milk. said has a

has a silhouette. Do you want to finish

it? Of a creature.

>> A silhouette of um Shrek.

>> Creature. No. No, bro. A creature. A

creature. Just finish it for me.

>> Shrek.

>> Chad. Oh, [ __ ] I'm taking a piss, bro.

>> Silhouette of a creature.

>> I got an idea.

>> No. Write your idea in the next box.

Finish mine. Put

>> I am finishing it. Shrek. No, it's a

creature, but you can only see it

silhouette and maybe like its claw is in

the light and also a very dim glow of

its eyes, but he's just milked it.

>> Logan Paul Chad 911.

Okay, this but don't stop julking.

>> What's the downside to the guy that's

not going stripping? [laughter] Can we

get this made Darcy? But I'm going to

ask one favor. In the framing, it has a

slot thing where we can slot out in and

out of a caption of it.

>> Okay, do that and write some text

options. stupid [laughter]

>> top guy based.

>> If top guy dug down, they could kiss.

>> This is good [ __ ] You guys are making

history right now.

>> Check out these miners.

>> Okay.

>> How is the floor so thin, but he hasn't

fallen through. Minecraft players be

like,

>> "What's the floor thing for diamonds?"

That's much more of a thinker. If I was

looking at that, I was like, "These guys

get it."

>> All right, that's good. Next. All right,

we got to think outside the box. We need

something that's not a painting.

>> Do the cubism. Picasso,

>> what's that?

>> You know Picasso? I just know it. That's

just black and white photos.

>> That's a guy. That's the guy.

>> I've seen this one. That's Vince Vanul.

>> That's Van. That ain't even the

>> I know they I know they made a Pokémon

card. Okay. Wait, you guys meme? Wait,

you're telling me you don't have an air

fryer?

>> No. Come up with some original [ __ ]

Chad.

>> Wait, you guys don't have a Pewdiepie

chair? [laughter]

>> That's at least original. Nice. Submit.

>> All right. Can we get a sculpture or

something made?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> I know we always get referring back to

Markiplier when it comes to

>> Oh, no. No. It goes without saying we do

need at least two Markiplier editions

for the collection. I need a fiberglass

statue.

>> Write it down. Bro,

>> can you write this for me?

>> No.

>> Okay. Fiber glass statue of skeleton

Markiplier as a Greek god with an eight

pack and a leaf over his

>> So like statue of David, right?

>> Yeah. Statue of David but Markiplier.

All right, there you go. Markiplier. I

want that facial expression. Isn't that

the one there where people drew like the

intentionally elongated head?

>> Yes.

>> Can we blow that pick up as a painting

as if it was in graphite?

>> Oh, that's one.

>> Yeah, that [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. [snorts] Paint

this [ __ ] What else?

>> Frog in a pot.

>> Ah, frog in a pot. Yeah. Okay. No, wait

about what about Kermit the Frog with

expensive puffer jacket wearing white

sweatpants and Tims in the swamp sitting

on a rock posted up.

>> Kermit the Frog Northface puffer. Hella

puffy with the hood up and he's got a

Glock resting on the rock next to him.

hands on his forehead like, "Oh, [ __ ] I

can't believe I just did that."

>> Sitting on a log and in the background

>> surrounded by fog.

>> Also, Miss Piggy's hoof is floating in

the swamp behind and there's a blood

trail.

>> You know how he used to play like the

ukulele in the swamp? That was like a

Kermit thing.

>> Yeah. Okay. There's There's the image

reference.

>> But he's like this. He's like this,

Chad. But he has Tims on. He's like

this.

>> Like a little bit in shock, but also

like damn, you know, I had to [ __ ] And

he got a cigarette. But the Glock is on

the rock next to him. But make sure the

Glock rests in on that [ __ ]

rock. Yeah. Like here. Like here. Not.

Let's do some pop art.

>> Do a really serene, beautiful still life

of a Bunnings warehouse.

>> O write what Scott said. Bunnings. Put

Bunnings butt. Beautiful. Dude, we know

we have to get a [ __ ] reaper.

>> All right, Chad. Google [ __ ] wife

skeleton. Just

>> [ __ ] wife skeleton.

>> Oh my god. That's the exact

>> We bought that [ __ ] We had it hanging

in the office for like a month. Bro,

it's you and me against the world, baby.

We [ __ ] got this, babe. Get that, but

add a babe on the end.

>> What about a can of Hines beans?

>> I would love a close-up product shot.

Isn't it like a famous artwork of

Campbell soup? What's the soup guy?

>> Andy Warhol.

>> Yeah, Andy Warhol. Yeah, all he did was

[ __ ] like pop art soup image. Yeah,

like that. But it's Grog. The [ __ ] That

sucks. It's just like a [ __ ] pick. Go

to Wait till you see the Mona Lisa.

Also, why have I not made Gangster

Spongebob? Can we get Gangster Spongebob

by Ji Brooks?

>> All right, which gangster Spongebob are

we getting?

>> I mean, that's the classic.

>> All right, let's get the classic.

>> That's the classic.

>> We can just make an original.

>> This is what I'm picturing when I think

Jai Brooks like [music] Spongebob weird

image.

>> Oh my god. [laughter]

>> Okay, move on. Do we need more statues

or anything like that or is this all

just painting?

>> It's going to be up to whatever artist

gets [music] picked and how they

interpret your brief.

>> I mean, what what was that Halo painting

that's got like this? But

>> different game Fortnite.

>> What about Golden Eye?

>> Golden Eye big head mode. Four player.

>> I like that. That sounds good.

[laughter]

[gasps]

>> Well, they look funny.

>> The very top left one of the woman.

>> This one.

>> That's That's pretty.

>> Is that the woman you have to rescue?

Please paint the middle image in the art

style of the top image. Does that make

sense? Does that make sense?

>> Good work, Chad. You did.

>> How about a landscape? A beautiful

landscape of a beach with a cliff.

>> Okay. How about this? Ow. What the [ __ ]

How do you cut yourself on the corner of

a laptop?

>> Chad, I'm talking, bro.

>> Sorry. This art style 911. A [ __ ]

starry Taliban. [laughter] Can we get

the Windows uh wallpaper?

>> Oh, I like that. That's a good idea.

>> Okay,

>> bro. We're about to get spinach. Stop.

>> Spinach. Popeye.

>> Popeye. I bet his dick is out and it's

hell big.

>> Okay. Who the [ __ ] put Chinese Mario on

this [ __ ] Okay. Uh, I also want a

carrot peeling a human.

>> Wa, that's good.

>> Do you have anything else?

>> Says jelking extreme detail. What is

that? A jelk pack.

>> Jelk [laughter] pack. Can you get that

painted? Okay.

Holy [ __ ] I did not like that. Okay,

guys. Uh, we're going to check back in 3

to 6 months when we have artwork made.

>> How about you take a screenshot of this

and this is art.

>> All right, we're back. It's been over a

year. These were commissioned in

February. Not this February, February

before it. So, it's been over a year. I

only remember one thing we commissioned.

Do you remember anything?

>> I remember you trying to do 911 or

something. Yeah, that's the only one I

remember.

>> But I wasn't really comfortable with

that. We've rented out an art gallery

and Darcy has put everything up and this

is the first time we're going to see it

before it's open to the general public.

So, let's go have a look at what the

paintings look like. Excited and

nervous.

>> Wo, this is ominous as [ __ ] This looks

like a real art gallery for hipsters.

>> Damn, bro.

>> This is the art gallery that you guys

requested. There's like 30 pieces of art

that were made by Cold Ones fans, some

artists we linked up with, people on

Etsy, a whole combination of people. And

now the power is in your hands to start

choosing what you want to unveil.

>> Can you tell me where the Dinky one is?

I want to see that one straight away.

Cuz this was done by a friend of mine.

Oh, so you have seen it already? No, I

haven't seen it yet. This one here. So,

this one was done by Caleb. He does

hyper realistic drawings.

>> Wait, how about I unveil it and you guys

stand here.

>> Okay. All right.

>> 3 2

>> Oh my [ __ ] god. No way. Oh no.

>> Surely we have to cover that back up.

The plane hasn't hit it yet. That is

awesome. What a talented fellow.

>> That's [ __ ] charcoal and graphite.

>> Yeah, he he does it with a pencil.

>> That is crazy.

>> We get to keep the Oh, we have to

auction them for [ __ ] charity.

>> I mean, you can always bid.

>> I'm going to bid on it. [laughter]

>> That's [ __ ] nuts.

>> All right, which one we unveiling next,

Max?

>> I think we go with a small one. Let's do

this one. All right. What do you guys

think this one is? Take a wild guess.

>> I don't remember anything. It was over a

year ago and I was drunk.

>> All right, you ready? Three, two, one.

>> Is that King of the Hill Family Guy?

What the

>> Is that Garfield Simpsons? Wait, it's a

mashup of all of them.

>> That's kind of awesome. That takes you a

little while to think about what the

[ __ ] is.

>> How did they do that? What do you mean,

bro? [laughter]

>> How is that possible? Why do we have the

technology for that? It's called Simp

King Guy.

>> Uh, this was done by uh Bioet. The brief

was King of the Hill cast standing out

front of the Simpsons house drinking a

grog wearing the clothing of the Family

Guy characters. Now, because with every

brief we [laughter] gave, we said

ultimately the artist gets creative

control to do it how they want to do it,

and they decided they wanted to do

[music] it on the couch. Their painting

arrived with this letter and a packet of

stickers that they designed.

>> To the Cold Ones squad, I hope you like

the painting I made for you. I think it

came out pretty good. Anyway, keep up

the good work. Love you all. Thank you,

Bioat. I appreciate it. That is awesome,

though. Do you think anyone will get

that? It could not be more getable. You

picked the last one. I picked this one

right in the middle. All right. Three,

two, one.

Oh, I know. It's the [ __ ] painting of

the dude eating his son.

>> I don't like that. It is Chris Griffin.

Oh, that's [ __ ] awesome. That's the

back of his head. That is [ __ ] up.

That's awesome.

>> It is. Don't touch it. Sorry.

>> That is gruesome. I don't like that. Ew.

I feel sick. Hey man, this reminds me of

the time when two hand sculpted ceramic

[music] halves were joined and finished

with the acrylics. Freaking sweet.

>> That's [ __ ] scary as [ __ ]

>> That I do not want that at the studio. I

hope that sells.

>> Well, I don't think we can ship

anywhere.

>> Cross that when it comes to it or

destroy it cuz it's cursed.

>> Did you notice the eyes?

>> Oh my god.

>> Is that me and Chad? That's us looking

at them. That means that you have to

stand on this side. I can see myself

reflected in his eye. That means we're

next. [laughter]

>> All right, you pick the next one. I

reckon this one.

>> That's just a table, bro.

>> All right, let's do this [ __ ] big.

Ready?

>> Is that Lois Griffin in [ __ ] Golden

Eye? [laughter]

>> Wait, look out the window, though.

>> Oh, is that Halo?

>> Halo out the window.

>> What was the brief?

>> You said you [laughter] said you sent

this image in and you said, you said,

"Paint this image from Golden [laughter]

Eye, but take inspiration from the

famous Halo." Um, I'll pull it up.

>> I thought it was Lois Griffin.

[laughter]

>> All right, next one. That one. here.

>> Yeah. I got a good feeling about it.

>> Do you though? I think so. [laughter]

>> Are you guys ready?

>> Ready.

>> 3 2 1.

>> Oh my god.

>> Is this one [ __ ] J Brooks?

>> Yeah. Correct. [laughter]

>> That's No way. That is actually sick.

Stone Bob weird pants. [laughter]

>> He's got the Gatorade bottle. The brief

was you literally just said it's

Spongebob but he is gangster and sent

this image to him to say like [laughter]

so I think you know your intention was

to get this painted but as everyone I

said you have full creative control so

this is

>> man Plankton's [ __ ] cooked.

>> I was kind of a bit hesitant when the

the person that rents out this space I

was like oh man what are they going to

think like they're going to pull the pin

when they see some of this [ __ ]

>> probably anyone will just be like oh

yeah I can see what you're going for.

Having said that, Max, I would like to

choose the [laughter]

the next piece that you guys unveil. So,

just keep that that thought.

>> What is he What does he mean by that?

>> I don't know that [laughter]

[laughter]

awesome. A product image from the

popular website eBay. Darcy, you realize

this is like pride of place. Like this

is

>> Yeah. This was not my decision either,

but I thought I'm all for it.

>> Yeah. Why is it the centerpiece?

>> If you want to see this masterpiece, you

have to check us out on Patreon.

>> All right. What do you want to pick

next, Max?

>> I want to go to this one next to

Spongebob. Okay.

[laughter]

>> It's the same [ __ ] thing.

>> Oh, that's J again.

>> Yeah. And J Brooks was so quick with

that and keen to do another one.

>> He did both of them. That is actually

lowkey amazing. is actually like very

talented. Isn't it religious?

>> I don't know about religious, but it's

based off a painting called Saturn

devouring his son or whatever. So,

>> with Peter Griffin and Chris Griffin.

All right. I want that one.

>> This one here?

>> Yeah.

>> All righty. You ready?

>> I'm ready.

>> OH, YES.

>> WHAT? THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S MEANT to say.

>> Well, how lucky for you because you

requested specifically to have an

abundance of caption options.

>> Did I really?

>> Yeah. So, they're interchangeable.

>> Stop mining companies. Okay. If the top

guy dug down, they could kiss.

>> That's awesome.

>> That's a [laughter] good one. Put that

in the good part.

>> Did we write these?

>> Yeah, you guys wrote these.

>> I don't remember.

>> There's no way we wrote that.

>> Bottom guy, stupid. Top guy base.

[laughter] Wait, I just realized it's me

and you.

>> That's me. What the [ __ ] does that mean?

>> Why level 5 to 16?

>> That's where diamonds are. [screaming]

>> Okay, that's pretty funny.

>> Minecraft players be like,

>> we did not. [laughter]

>> Check out these miners. This is That was

the floor so thin but it hasn't fallen

through you.

>> Okay, that these are the good ones here.

This is my vote. I like this one.

>> All right, let let's do let's do that

one first.

>> You know I'm top guy, right?

>> Not if I flip the painting upside down.

[laughter]

>> That [ __ ] got a [ __ ] meme caption on

it.

>> Do you want to move on to one that there

was an extremely detailed like brief on?

>> Yeah, you pick.

>> All right. If you guys don't remember

the brief of this one, I'm going to be

surprised cuz this was probably like the

longest time you guys ever spent. You

did your own photo shoot to go along

with the brief. I [laughter] don't

remember that.

>> Me neither. It's been over a year, bro.

>> I remember.

>> I do not. Is that me with my Tims on my

Northace?

>> I remember. I remember Kermit Frog

[ __ ] This is the the image that you

guys spent a few attempts to try to get

the perfect angle that they've really

done an incredible job to recreate. As

far as the positioning, the brief was

Kermit the Frog in a North Face puffer

jacket. Hella puffy with the hood up

sitting on a rock surrounded by fog with

a Glock on the rock.

>> Oh my god. Frog on the rock with a Glock

with his hand on his face like he's set

up like hella. Oh [ __ ] Make [laughter]

sure make make sure he's wearing Tims

and he's smoking a sigy but make sure

the Glock resting on that [ __ ]

rock like here. Please make Miss Piggy's

hoof in the background like she's under

the water with subtle blood in the

water. They nailed the brief for how

crazy it was.

>> This the north face except the frog

face. That's awesome.

>> I just want these for my house now. I

don't want them to sell. All right. You

guys want to choose your next piece?

>> That one.

>> Okay.

>> All right. [laughter]

This is the

>> Was this cuz we found the sheets on Etsy

or something and

>> this is the reference image you guys

submitted for the brief.

>> We [ __ ] got this, babe. Best [ __ ]

wife ever.

>> The artist for this, Chad gave me their

Instagram and said, "This is the person

who painted King Mark." I DM'd them and

said, "Chad, let me know you painted

King Mark. We want to get you in for

another video." They're like, "Uh, no. I

have nothing to do with that. Although

it would be way funny just to get you to

try your best and do it. [laughter]

>> That is not a painter at all.

>> No, not a painter at all.

>> I thought she did the King Mark.

>> Pretty good.

>> That's actually quite well done. I think

anything can be art. I can't get over

how dark that one is still. It feels

like the the light is on it wrong.

>> Do you want it to seem like it is not as

dark by potentially opening an even

darker image?

>> Okay, this is another one that had a

pretty in-depth brief session, mostly

contributing from Max.

[laughter]

What the [ __ ]

>> is that? A Markiplier with buckets of

milk.

>> What the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] bro? A

farmer carrying two buckets full of an

ominous white substance away from

mysterious barn. That's the [ __ ]

barry milks the creature. That's a real

thinker. That one is

>> the brief here was dark surreal painting

of a man [snorts] walking away from a

shed at night with two metal buckets of

milk. Milk dripping from his hands.

>> I mean, shed has a silhouette of a

creature with only its claw sh.

>> Oh, where's that? There. His claws

coming out. And there's a tail coming

out as well. the shed. That is spooky.

>> The fact that we made this though, like

everyone's going to think that's

[laughter]

>> all right, I'm picking the next one.

This one's going to be [ __ ] good. I

can tell now.

>> Best [ __ ] wife ever.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Man, that gets funnier the longer you

look at it. Why? [laughter] What the

[ __ ] is wrong with us? The meme from

that movie, but with a PewDiePie twist.

What was the brief?

>> You said paint this image with a text

caption at the bottom says, "Wait, you

guys don't have a PewDiePie chair."

>> I think we're at our best when we just

do that.

>> I want that above my gaming chair.

>> About to send you broke buying all your

own art. [laughter]

>> All right, next one.

>> I want to see what's on the right side

of this one. Just to rule out that J

Brooks didn't paint it again.

[laughter]

>> What is that supposed to mean?

[laughter] What's wrong with World of

Warcraft? What? What? What is this? What

is this? What the [laughter] [ __ ] is

this? That's awesome. I'm gay in World

of Warcraft. Gay Warcraft. I wrote this

because what if Minecraft was gay?

>> What was the brief?

>> The brief was just you told them to

paint this image and kill Clancy clearly

took it a step further and put his own

twist on it. I kind of want this one,

too.

>> That is the one that you should get. All

right. Uh, the next one I'm picking is

that one. Listen, I'm not a guy for

favorites,

>> but if I was,

>> HOLY [ __ ]

>> DAMN, BRO.

>> What exactly is occurring in this?

>> I don't know.

>> The brief for this one was as simple as

a carrot peeling a human. [laughter]

>> That's crazy.

>> Oh my god, that's too scary to be on

display, bro.

>> Harvest of the flesh.

>> It's even got a cool name. Elizabeth,

also known as Desert Moose, [music]

um, sent a video and a couple time

lapses in of the artwork being made.

>> Do you think it's a appropriate time to

take a shooter right now? My promise

from Chad Max was [music] carrot peeling

human. I truthfully felt like I lost my

mind a few times with that. It

definitely put me outside my comfort

zone and knowing that it's for a good

cause made it all worth it. I have to

say huge thank you to be able to work

and be a part of this.

>> She just put a grog sticker over the

twisted tea. [laughter] this charity

event, but also to be a part of Gold

Ones. I can't wait to see what the

charity event [music] does and how that

goes.

>> Thank you, Elizabeth. Next time in

America, you're going to have to give me

a tattoo, but not not as horrific as

that. That next to that is so far. This

might be a good middle ground between

these two. We should look at this one.

>> Okay. You ready?

>> Yes, sir. [laughter]

>> That's just like raw [ __ ] stencil

straight on.

>> So, is it Chinese Mario? What was the

prompt for that?

>> You just sent the picture of

>> Okay. Who the [ __ ] put Chinese Mario on

this [ __ ] Nintendo 644. Baby, you

going to pick the next one, Max?

>> Oh, this one in between these ones.

>> All righty. Not that I like picking

favorite.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up, Darcy.

>> But this is another absolute banger.

>> Oh my god. Can I jump into it? And it's

got a beer,

>> dude. Check out [ __ ] It says cold

ones at the bottom. That's cool. That's

subtle. What was the pro? What What do

we tell them for this one? I remember us

wanting to do a Mario.

>> The brief was simply to recreate the

Wamps Fort painting from Super Mario.

>> And it's got the similar frame to how

they are in the game as well. It looks

like Mario.

>> Staying on theme, I think we should do

this one next.

>> Oh, it's another Mario painting.

>> Oh, is that done by Mike?

>> That's awesome. That's another painting

with Mike's twist.

>> Damn, that's [ __ ] clean.

>> That is clean. Bombs with shoes from

Luigi's Mansion.

>> What?

>> Oh, the twist on that is actually lit,

man. Mike is a talented fellow. Can I

have one piece that I don't have to buy

it? No, you have to. Hi.

>> [ __ ]

>> I want another sculpture.

>> This one.

>> All right.

>> Oh my god.

>> What the

>> Hello.

>> No way. How is that physically possible?

>> WHAT THE [ __ ] How is that [ __ ] Is

that Has that been altered from another

thing or has that been from the [ __ ]

GROUND UP? WO. I just thought it was

going to be a replica of the statue of

David and then the Markiplier head comes

out. That tops the [ __ ] metal

Markiplier head. Marker player the

David. That is one of my favorites for

sure.

>> That's how I imagine he'd look naked.

>> Oh yeah, definitely.

>> All right, which one do you want to do

next, Max? The one behind the table.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> All right.

>> How fitting to crack a grog.

>> Oh my god, that is sick. I want that

[ __ ] top right one.

>> This is your guys prediction of the next

flavors to come out. Um,

>> [ __ ] and piss and and milk. Nice. This

is like This is like the soup.

>> Yeah. Andy Warhol's soup. You just said

to do a parody of it with grog cans and

adding the new flavors.

>> [ __ ] piss and should be all in the

middle instead of grape milk and piss.

That sounds [laughter] [ __ ] up. I want

to do the itty bitty one right here. Oh,

yeah. Forget about the little one. It's

[laughter] the same [ __ ] thing. It's

the same thing as that one.

>> We got that [ __ ] embroidered, too.

>> I like this one more. And he's in the

PewDiePie chair with the PewDiePie

headphones, and he's on Team Speak with

his mates going,

>> "Wait, you guys don't have the PewDiePie

chair?

>> This [ __ ] is a sponsored gallery." All

right, Darcy, what would your next pick?

>> Scott, you choose. I'm going to go for

this one. Okay,

>> all of these are going to be new to me

from like this point on.

[laughter]

>> That is actually kind of sick. Where the

[ __ ] is that Bunnings that you can see

the sky that [ __ ] good at night? A

night scene at Australia's favorite

sausage shop.

>> I also put a little Easter egg in this

one cuz this one went to Etsy.

>> I'm looking for a little fella

somewhere. But wheelbarrows. Come on,

Chad.

>> It's just called Bung's Warehouse.

>> Oh my god. I did not notice that

>> there's no eye.

>> How the [ __ ] I not notice three N's in a

row?

>> Well, the other idea was to make it say

Bunnings wh house, but [laughter]

>> All right, Max, your pick.

>> Yeah, that one.

>> Ready?

>> Is that Andrew Tate and Aiden Ross

kissing each other?

>> Correct. [laughter]

>> Nice.

Nice. I mean, I I get they're gay, but

like why?

>> That's masculine.

>> That is the most masculine thing I've

ever seen [laughter] that too. Top and

bottom G.

>> Andrew Tate and Aiden Ross in an

intimate moment challenging perceptions

of masculinity, power, and connection.

>> If you really think about it, it's kind

of deep. I feel like that's what they're

feeling, but they can't, you know.

[music]

J, you've been looking at that one a

while, man. [laughter]

>> All right, moving on. Moving on. Moving

on. I'm coming back over here.

[laughter]

I want this one cuz like I feel a very

deep connection to this one. You guys,

what do you guys reckon? [laughter]

>> That's [ __ ] sick. This one is so

cool.

>> The Windows wallpaper in Starry Night.

>> That's style by Ricky Prosper.

>> We gave that prompt. We That is cool.

>> The frame compliments it. Makes it look

like an actual monitor. Classic Windows

PC Green Hill background in style of

Vincent Van Go Star Night. That one's

one of my favorites that I think between

that and 644 Chinese Mario.

>> All right. Which one would you like to

do next, Max?

>> 1 2 3 four left. Okay, we'll do this one

then

[laughter]

>> again.

>> What the [ __ ] is that?

>> Again.

>> What in the [ __ ] is going on?

>> [ __ ] wild.

>> Wait, is it a cornucopia full filled

with like a bunch of random [ __ ] that we

listed?

>> Yeah, a bunch of You tried to list

everything around you could think of and

filled the cornucopia with it. And this

artist mashed two briefs together and

also added Aiden Ross and Andrew Tape.

>> Check his [ __ ] g-string. He's got a

cigar tucked in there,

>> man. He got his shitty's [ __ ] pants.

If you ain't got a Lambo, you're a [ __ ]

muncher. What was the brief?

>> Paint a cornucopia that's full of fruit.

Kind of like this example. And you

listed one, but all the fruit is

replaced with these items. And then

[music] you sent a big list.

>> We wrote ender pearl and eye of Sauron.

>> You said bowling ball, rolled up pair of

socks, egg, wizard orb, pink donut,

Glock, ball of yarn, paper ball,

scrunched up, marbles, like seven of

them, walnuts, but make them kind of

like human skin, eyeball, planet earth,

Christmas ball, eye of ender, toy yo-yo,

lollipop, balloon, magic eightball, for

sure. still in rapper light bulb.

>> Damn, this is the epitome of wasted

[ __ ] time.

>> I think it looks sick. But they also

submitted a a short video if you would

like to watch.

>> Of course.

>> Hello. Hello. I'm Ava. I'm 20 years old

right now. About to be 21. The painting

I made for the cold ones is called, "If

you ain't got a Lambo, you're a [ __ ]

muncher." Which is a quote from Andrew

Tate himself.

>> He said that. That makes it way funnier.

>> And I made sure to add a lot of [ __ ] to

his thongs. So, [laughter] you know, I

also don't have a Lambo.

>> [laughter]

>> That's

Thank you. If you ain't got a Lambo,

you're a [ __ ] muncher, man. Markiplier

look even better from the back. Damn.

All right. I would like to unveil the

last statue. Good choice. Good choice.

>> Yeah. Oh, be careful. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Gang style style.

>> Wa.

>> Film junkies. Grog Warhol.

>> Functional art. [laughter]

>> So I can touch it.

>> No,

>> it said functional art.

>> I don't think it's It doesn't It

doesn't. Oh, damn. Very cool. Custom

Polaroid. What was the

>> I like the [ __ ] colors.

>> Same brief as the Andy Warhole, but they

just decided to do their format on a

Polaroid camera.

>> That is cool as. All right, Max. Which

one? That one. We'll save the bigger one

for last.

>> Okay.

>> All right. Are you ready?

>> Yep.

>> What the [ __ ] is it? That Chinese

[laughter] frog, man. The [ __ ]

subtitles really sell that one. What was

the brief?

>> So, the brief was a frog sitting like

this and you [music] attach an image and

it has a Chinese translation for a,000

words as the bottom text. So, this is

Chinese for 1,000 words. The artists all

got told to just do whatever they felt

like.

>> Did we change it to Chinese?

>> You requested in the brief for it to be

Chinese.

>> Okay, cool. Becoming complacent portrays

a frog being stuck in a moment of

embarrassment, seemingly unhappy with

the career choice he has made. Portrayal

of a moment where oneself realizes they

aren't where they want to be. Symbols

translate to a thousand wishes in

Chinese. Enhancing the emotion of the

frog. Wow, that's [ __ ] deep. That's

the deepest piece we have here. That

frog's going to kill himself after that

set. Looks like he's about to croak.

>> I think this might be the larger frames.

>> Hello everybody. [laughter]

>> That's [ __ ] so cool. So this is by

Jean Carlo from the Philippines.

>> Man, this Markiply stuff needs to stop.

That's sick. I love that one. Want to

know how I got these scars? Sharp milk

carton. [laughter]

This says Marky Mood. I think this

picture of me looks good. So, I'm

sharing it with you guys. Likes aren't

necessary, but they are appreciated,

man. I would upvote that. Mark,

>> the brief here was to paint this exact

image with the exact face proportions

and it was a fan art.

>> Yeah, I know the one. Yeah, I know what

the image is, too.

>> Cool. That's it.

>> Darcy, is anyone going to come to this

thing? [laughter]

>> All right. Now, you've seen all the

artwork that you commissioned and the

gallery space is primed for an opening.

Uh, we did a secret poster campaign with

this fake artist opening night around

Melbourne and offered free drinks.

>> Does it specify as an art gallery?

>> Opening night?

>> No, it doesn't. I kind of wanted you

guys to go through what real artists go

through and have that anxiety. Is

anybody come going to come to your show?

>> And we're not advertising this through

any other means besides these posters.

If anyone does actually come, I would be

surprised.

>> We can pull some strings and get some

people to come later on, but we'll see

who arrives from the poster campaign.

Okay, before that, you guys have got to

get changed. Ain't nobody going to take

you seriously looking like that. All

right, let's [ __ ] go put on whatever.

>> After throwing on a couple of

turtlenecks, Chad and I looked the part.

So, now it's time to open the doors and

see if anyone want to come to this thing

and look at some [ __ ] art.

She's got a pizza. Free drinks. Art

gallery if you're welcome. Come on in.

You can eat the pizza in there. Oh,

that's a crispy cream. You going to

share those?

>> Get a load of this, man. I think I'm

scaring off the customers. I don't think

anyone [ __ ] with this [ __ ]

>> Do people just going to think it's Mr.

Beast and that he's here?

>> I don't think anyone's going to think

that Mr. Beast is here.

>> At first, we had some stragglers who

wanted free grog. But after Scott showed

some more artsy folks started to trickle

in.

>> I love art. This is [ __ ] So, we set

Chad free to give people a personal tour

of our gallery.

>> There's not much to say about this one,

but what do you see?

>> Um, art.

>> You know who Vincent Van Go is right

now? We get to the more deep section.

The Dinky twins. The Dinkies freak me

out, but I do appreciate a 9/11 joke.

>> It never happened. They went back in

time. Look, this is my Interpret it how

you want. I've interpreted it as they

went back and they stopped it from

happening and that's them going, "Look,

guys, we diverted the planes."

>> Yeah, I think they're just more evil

twins. Just a lot of evil.

>> Do you think that plane's going to hit?

>> I think it could still.

>> Hasn't happened yet.

>> No.

>> All right, guys. We're open. And it's

it's [music] really painful. It's quite

a painful experience. There's an old

Chinese man out there, and he's looking

at this [ __ ] like, "Do I own a PewDiePie

chair?" I don't know what that is, but

this art speaks to me for some reason

going through it.

>> Yeah.

>> Notice how it's not lit up like the

rest. It's got the same lights on it.

>> Like the lights went out of his eyes.

>> Yeah.

>> I reckon just let Chad go [ __ ] rogue.

>> Hello. How you guys going?

>> Hi. How you?

>> Good. Did you know that we were doing

this or?

>> Yeah, I knew one of us.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Also, can we make sure Chad doesn't like

introduce one of the artists when they

arrive? Like where he doesn't know that

they're not a random person off the

street? Do you recognize any artists?

That Chinese man isn't one of them, is

he?

>> Which one's yours?

>> The one. Can you explain it?

>> I just thought it would be funny.

>> What do you see here?

>> Could be milk. It looks very sticky. So,

I'm going to go with

>> Holy [ __ ] This place is popping off,

bro. You guys want to grab [laughter] a

drink? Yeah. Free drinks. Can't say no

to that. So, look around. You know, tell

me what you see. It's all up to

interpretation. Your own interpretation.

I've lured this lady in. If you have any

questions, feel free to ask. Some of the

artists are here tonight as well. You

like Spongebob?

>> Yes.

>> Spongebob if he was more chill.

Spongebob, he never chases women,

>> does he? He's always chasing jellyfish

with his net.

>> What's his signal?

>> That is a joint. That is a joint.

>> Joint.

>> Yeah. And that's a bomb.

>> This is too much for me, bro. I actually

can't.

>> I'd love to explain Warcraft.

>> Okay. In

>> World of Warcraft.

>> Okay. Are you filming us?

>> Yeah.

>> I really love this one.

>> What do you like about it?

>> I just love that I don't really

understand. And that challenges me.

>> You [laughter] see,

>> isn't Mario Italian?

>> Not anymore.

>> No.

>> Chinese.

>> Chinese.

This one's like a bit of a play on life.

Once again, up to interpretation. You

can read the plaques. You like carrots?

>> Stop filming me. [laughter]

>> Give us some room, Jess. Give us

>> Do I like carrots? Yes, I do.

>> My friend here will explain this one.

>> Are you from CRA?

>> Yeah. Okay.

>> This is just a an ad that I got on eBay.

>> Is this the mechanism that that extends?

[laughter]

>> Yeah, I think so. I didn't purchase any

myself.

Chad told that woman I painted the

[ __ ] jel device.

>> Hey guys, I'm pleased to meet you, bro.

Thanks for coming down. Would you like

to explain your artwork to the guys

here?

>> Yeah, I just put my feelings and

emotions into it and um it was meant to

be uh gangster Spongebob. Turned out to

be stoner Spongebob.

>> No, it's still gangster.

>> No, no, no. Now I'm like, [ __ ] it's

meant to be gangster. So, I just put

this gun here. I'm like, done. Scott's

[ __ ] doing crazy work at the front

getting people in. I need more drinks,

bro. Let me [ __ ] skull some. All

right, we're finding the artists that

came out to the exhibition to say their

piece about their piece. This is Adele

who painted the mysterious milk, the guy

with the milk buckets. Um, thoughts

>> seeing the prompt and I I could

definitely tell how drunk they were just

from all the typos. I saw ominous and

suspicious white substance and I went

for it. I tried to really, you know,

really really enhance that that that

story there cuz it's definitely milk.

Maybe someone tonight will come home

with a pale of mysterious milk. I don't

know.

>> It's good to get confirmation that it is

milk. G-rated show here. Why does a

penis extender jel tool bundle come with

a Windows [ __ ] installed disc? Like

what is on the CD? I mean, do

>> you have any favorites? Smoke Tam and

Clancy's Work World of Warcraft game.

Crazy collection. Really good work.

>> THIS PLACE IS POPPING. GOD, I LOVE art

pictures and real life JPEGs. What's

your favorite one?

>> The Bunnings. What do you notice about

it?

[laughter]

>> It's deep, isn't it? It's so deep. This

shit's [ __ ] awesome. I [music] love

this piece. The story behind this

transcends everything else here. We

[ __ ] got this, babe. Liz, can you get

this lovely couple of drink, please?

Well, I'll be with you in a second. I'll

explain it all. Are you scaring them off

or what?

>> Chad.

>> Holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> I've never seen Max jump so quickly.

>> Chad only [ __ ] good idea that I'm

drinking around all this.

>> Stay clear, bro.

>> Sorry, I almost knocked over a statue.

>> Those two.

>> You like these ones? Come on over. My

colleague here will go get out the other

text. How about you guys pick which one

you want to switch it to?

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> You know what Minecraft is?

>> Yes. [laughter]

>> What does that one say? Oh yeah. I mean

that one's Well, let's exclude that one.

No, you can if you like it.

>> That's it.

>> You like that one? This one? [laughter]

>> You guys are artists now. You're part of

the art.

>> Brilliant.

>> It's another Family Guy one. He is

eating his son Chris Griffin.

>> He is.

>> This is Nudes, the artist of the

beautiful Wampsport recreation. What was

your thoughts when you found out you had

the opportunity to paint a piece of

artwork for a Cole One's video?

>> How the [ __ ] do I do this in 4 weeks?

But also excitement. Super exciting, but

like how do I cram this into 4 weeks?

>> And then a year and a half later, they

finally see the artwork in the gallery.

>> Definitely. Yeah, there was a bit of

time where I thought, is this really

going to happen? And then it did. And

now we're here and I'm seeing it on the

wall.

>> This is awesome. I I love I had a

question about where do you actually

fight Swamp on the tower? When I was

looking at it, I was like that doesn't

make sense. There's no spot where you

would fight him unless it's down the

bottom.

>> So, this is just a painting from where

you enter the level.

>> I have to take this up with who designed

the original painting.

>> Take it up with Nintendo,

>> man. [ __ ] Nintendo. All my homies hate

Nintendo. Also, you know, [ __ ] Switch

2 sucks. You could buy a PC for that

price. This is very cool. I think it's

really, really awesome. You want a free

drink?

>> No catch. How you going, mate? Are you

an artistic fellow?

>> I am, but I'm on my way to work.

>> 5 minutes free drink. You can go show up

to work a bit tipsy. Okay,

>> my man. Come on in. Come on in. Let me

get you a drink, bro. I brought a man

off from the streets here. He said he's

going to work, so we're going to get him

a drink. Can you show up a bit drunk?

>> I mean, one drink won't get me drunk,

>> my man. Anything catch your eye?

>> I mean, [music] that one.

>> I'm gay in World of Warcraft. You play

WoW?

>> No, I'm gay.

>> Oh, okay. [laughter]

>> Well, you'll love the other gay ones we

have. Come over this side. I feel like

I've been showing too many people Andrew

Tape kissing people.

>> I do enjoy it.

>> Yeah, it's good, right? A lot of deep

rooted gay aggression. You feel like

that's going on with Andrew Tate?

>> Absolutely.

>> You love it?

>> I looked at it a bit too long. I think

I'm not gay, but like I can appreciate.

>> Yeah. Bit of a Van Ghoul take on the

Windows screen saver. This is actually

my favorite. I think the frame ties it

together. Do you like 9/11?

[laughter]

>> Did it happen?

>> I believe it did.

>> This image says otherwise. You like

Markiplier? Do you know of Markiplier?

>> No.

>> Really? All right, moving on. Oh, these

are for sale, right?

>> For charity. Yes.

>> Oh, no. I don't want to buy them now.

>> This is uh mid hijack precolapse.

>> No, no, no, no, no. They went back in

time to stop the tragedy. [laughter]

Let's not put that out there.

>> Oh, for [ __ ] sake. Everyone, gather

around. Gather around. Now, this is for

charity. Kids with cancer. Now, there's

been a lot of um people here asking, is

the art for sale? And the most popular

piece tonight has been gangster

[laughter] Spongebob Smoking weed. So,

we're going to do a little improv

auction on the piece. However, you can

bid it up, but if someone else online

bids you off later, you can't get it.

But if no one bids on it, you can get

it. So, I'm going to start the auction

at $1.

>> Got $2 over here. Anyone? Anyone? $2.

How much? We got $15 over here. 15. $20

over here. $20. Everyone comes to

>> $50. $50. $2. Got 50. Got 51.

>> 52. 53. ALL RIGHT.

>> $250.

YEAH,

>> IT'S FOR KIDS WITH CANCER.

>> 300

>> $300 [screaming]

$300

520

>> $1,000

>> 1,10

>> 1,200 1,200

>> What?

>> 1,210

>> 1,300

>> 1,400

>> THESE GUYS going to [ __ ] PAY OR WHAT?

1,500. OH, 1,500. Can you beat that,

Lannon? We got 1,500. We're going once,

going twice,

and it's sold to the sur. [cheering]

Congratulations. No one's bids on us.

You guys are the proud owners of Game of

Spongebob. All right, we got a little

bit of time left. Just drink as much

Grogs as possible. We got to be out of

here in 30 minutes. So, enjoy your

night. Thank you for coming. Thanks,

guys.

Damn, son. 67. Sheesh. The art gallery

was busting on God. For real. For real.

Well, we just got back from the art

gallery and what an amazing turnout.

Want to thank everyone for coming down.

It was an amazing time. Where'd your art

outfit go? The art is over. I'm normal

now. There will be an auction for all

these pieces live right now. Link in the

description. It's for a great cause. Uh

the money will be going to Challenge,

which is uh a cancer support network for

kids with cancer and their families. The

auctions for the items are live right

now on the Tiltify website linked in the

description down below and on screen.

They'll be live for the next 7 days.

After that, you can't bid. The

information about all the shipping of

the items is on the Tilfire page. Make

sure you read that. It's very important

information. And we cannot ship the

[ __ ] sculptures cuz they'll [ __ ]

crumble to dust. Unless you're in

Australia, then we can ship them. But

everything is shipping worldwide except

for the sculptures. So, go ham. And

thank you so much to all of the artists

who donated their time and talent uh to

help us out with this big charity thing.

All their links are in the description

down below and are available on the

Tiltify website. So if there's any

pieces you like as well and want to

support those creators directly, you can

find all their social media and links

down below and on Tiltify. Go to their

page and say something nice. Tell them

that thanks for participating and their

other artworks good also. World's

longest outro. Is there a world where we

just take all the charity money and put

it at the casino? If you're a big

company, this is also 100% tax

write-off.

>> We should have led with that.

>> McDonald's team C's Mr. Beast.

>> Yo, you're asking a charity to

>> Yeah, it's called the trickle down

effect. [ __ ] idiot. That's the

trickle down effect. Fast of all,

Coca-Cola. This is [ __ ] so dumb.

Walmart, Jelly Roll, NASCAR, Apple,

Apple, Elon Musk. The [ __ ] he doing?

Bill Gates, Polar, Mark Robot, Game

Theory, MKBHD. Yeah, review some art,

[ __ ] AIPLA JACK SEPTICOTT MOIST

CRITICAL SHOW. Holy [ __ ] [music]