On June 9th, 2024, in front of the Old

Bar on Broadway Street in Nashville,

Tennessee, are YouTubers Tim and D, a

pair of street interviewers who target

inebraided women to extract salicious

answers from their equally indelicate

questions. Across the street was one

such woman, a 20-year-old small town

factory worker that was in Nashville for

a music festival. Though her friend

takes over the interview as the factory

worker walks off, though she returns

shortly and delivers an answer. Oh, you

got to give him that hawk too and spit

on that night. You get me?

>> 3 weeks later, this factory worker would

be mingling with an expanding roster of

celebrities. 6 months later, she would

launch a cryptocoin that failed not even

30 minutes after launch. And over a year

later, alongside frequently paying mind

to her detractors, she would be

streaming Fortnite to nine viewers and

evidently selling photos of her feed on

her fan fix. While it may seem

unrealistic compared to where she is

now, there was a small window of time

where she was viewed as the all-American

woman, someone honest and industrious,

and she appeared to embody these ideals

partly because she was not seeking fame.

She was actively hiding from it. But

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over. Back to the video. As the video

was posted on June 10th and immediately

hit the algorithm, the reach of the

video was so great that it almost

immediately seeped into the small town

of Belfast, Tennessee. In this community

of under 1,000 people, several took note

of the video and recognized a girl who

was enthusiastically giving advice of a

sexual nature. The first to notify her

were her friends. This information is

not so surprising considering at least

one of her friends was present during

the interview and thus knew to look out

for the video. Alarmingly, every time

she revisited the video, it would only

grow far beyond her wildest

expectations. It was only when she

arrived at work at the Spring Factory

and where she was in charge of packaging

orders that she knew her life would

never be the same. Her co-workers knew

before she did as they had also seen the

video and made her well aware of that

fact. Her close circle of friends, her

co-workers, and the rest of the world

were discussing what otherwise would be

an off-hand comment. As the video grew

in popularity and jumped across various

platforms and posts, it was firmly

dubbed Hogua and Anamanapia. Separately

regarded was the Hawkua girl. Though her

friend had clearly said her name in the

original video.

>> Amen. Hey,

>> the internet at large was only exposed

to the sound bite of Haktua and not the

extended clip. Yet, there was interest

in the mystery as to who this girl was.

Through the video alone, one could infer

that she's possibly from Tennessee and

her first name is Haley. Yet, several

days had passed and Haley had not taken

ownership of it as expected. There was a

bizarre and real desire to find Haley

the Hawktua girl. A painting was made to

commemorate her and across all social

media she was virtually only celebrated

for her faux [music] paw. As a counter

to the divisive nature of social media

as to only aid in the search, YouTubers

Tim and D around the 16th in the absence

of Haley's social media posted her and

her friends full first and last [music]

names, effectively doxing the pair.

Haley had been hiding, leaving her house

only for the bare essentials out of fear

and embarrassment. Though it was

becoming increasingly clear that this

was not viable. In her absence, as would

be even in her presence, opportunistic

individuals pretending to be her and

monetizing her meme. Some going as far

as to launch shitcoins. Finally, on the

19th, a new post of Haley was making the

rounds. In the absence of her own social

media account was a picture posted on

Facebook of a local hand manufacturing

company. It was only 2 days later that

this was also posted [music] on

Facebook. Quote, Epstein Day School

Director Carla Reed released a statement

to us earlier today in regards to

Wellington's dismissal from the esteemed

educational conglomerate. We have kids

spitting on each other and everything

else since they heard our beloved Miss

Haley say spit on that thing on YouTube.

[music]

If not through the story alone, the

humor tag or the Facebook account

description would quickly reveal this

was a satirical and fake [music] story.

But it did not appear as such to

everyone.

>> And she lost her preschool teaching job.

Yo, justice for Hawk to a girl. Like

honestly, be so for real.

>> The Hawk to a girl's life just got

ruined.

>> The hawk to a girl just got arrested and

fired from her job. Occurred last week

in a net Asheville TN Epstein day

school. This story would balloon and

would be retold with new details that

she was arrested or was fundraising

money after her firing. Though these

elements were not true, what was as

reported by Rolling Stone is that

through her collaboration with the local

hat manufacturing company, Haley had

sold $65,000 worth of merch. This news

broke just 17 days after the initial

viral video was posted. Though

reluctant, there was now proven

financial gain to be the hawk to a girl.

Thus, Haley Walsh was coming out of

hiding to embrace her new role. It is

then that there was a new wave of

attention and things moving at an insane

pace. This begins on June 28th with the

formation of her LLC 16 minutes, a nod

to the notion of the 15 minutes of fame,

the instant celebrity or the one-hit

wonder that is unable to replicate their

lightning in a bottom moment. Meaning

Haley was meaning to stick around long

term. While this was a confident step

forward, the internet at large nor her

management team knew what else she had

to offer. Even so, the time to utilize

her fame [music] was theoretically

fleeting. So, just one day after forming

60 Minutes of Fame, she was on stage at

a Zack Bryan concert where she screamed

her famous line. [music]

At the event, Haley was also interviewed

by Zack Bryan's at the time girlfriend

who asked her, "What's next?

>> What do you do now? Because now you have

management, now you have a team. What

are your plans moving forward? Like do

you want to still be the hook to a girl

or do you want to like

>> I don't really want that to be like my

image.

>> Yeah,

>> like h to a girl.

>> Haley was well aware she needed to find

what this next thing was less she waste

her 15 minutes of fame. This was common

advice in future interviews.

>> And that's why it's important also to

figure out your next step.

>> I think you should do standup. And I

think we need to like figure out what

you want to talk about.

>> Okay.

>> Either you got to reinvent or bring

something that people didn't know about

you or have another viral moment, which

is probably not very probable.

>> Yeah, it's very slim.

>> The reality was that there was no plan

to extend her status beyond placing her

personality forward. Haley was an

incurious and extremely average

individual. She has no unique talents or

standout aspects about her. Yet, this

was in a way working to her benefit in

cementing her story. The one of a more

grounded and simpler southern girl as a

contrast to sensationalist celebrity

culture. This had something as even her

tamest answers would bring forward a

conversation.

>> It's called huck to or not. And you tell

me if you want a hook to on that thing

or no.

>> Okay. Uh Donald Trump.

>> No. Absolutely not. [laughter]

>> No.

>> Uh-uh. Uh-uh. It's a no for me.

>> No.

>> Mrs. Hawk Tua of viral internet fame

just shared her true thoughts about

Donald Trump in her first ever

interview. During a game segment on the

plan Brie Uncut podcast, Mrs. Hawk, real

name Haley Welsh, came out against

Donald Trump, sharing her disgust about

the convicted former president. Will

Mrs. Hawk's rejection of Donald Trump be

a deciding factor in the election? Some

comments on this post read, quote, "All

out of fear from the liberal freaks.

Trump is your president. I'm older,"

unquote.

>> So, because she said that she wouldn't

gargle his [ __ ] meat, they thought

that this was like an unforgivable sin.

There were tweets going on about how

disappointed they were that the Hakua

girl turned out to be a wokey and [ __ ]

like that. There was something special

with Haley that could stir the pot. In a

strange way, this highly average

individual [music] could bring out

polarizing or rational beliefs such as

this Reddit post where the creator

appears to an earnest believe that

people want her as president. Posts like

this and the controversy about not

wanting to give theoretical fellatio to

the president brought her support as he

countered to what appeared as undeserved

hate. Though there was the element of

being overexposed. In just the first 10

days of July, she was still in the

public eye for meeting celebrities such

as Shaq, revealing who her management

team was, trademarking her phrase,

launching her official merch store that

also had to sign up for a newsletter,

and judging a bikini contest and where

she broke down in tears of joy. Despite

the continued opposition still likely

sourced from her overexposure, she was

continuing to utilize her fame. In doing

so, she was praised for her resilience

and industrial nature. She was the

all-American woman. The Rolling Stone

went as far as to call her the national

hero we need. Quote, "A charming Gen Z

Dolly Pardon who's rightfully becoming

America's sweetheart."

Though this description of Haley was

exaggerative, this was an appeal to her

resilience and care. On her Tik Tok, on

multiple occasions, she published videos

in where she donated a cart full of

supplies to animal shelters. Comments on

this Tik [music] Tok read, quote, "We

made the right person famous. Her media

team is so smart. This is actually the

sweetest."

This was an excellent direction for her

to take. The story of Haley Welch was

one of hope and care for the underdog.

[music]

>> How's your mom? [laughter]

>> How's your mom?

>> My mama a crackhead. You don't want her?

[laughter]

>> So, she doesn't have any teeth. You're

saying,

>> "No, I'm so serious. You don't want

her."

>> There were two leading narratives at

this point. Haley Walsh is a woman who

was thrust into endless turmoil,

beginning [music] from her drugaddicted

mom to even the fame that she never

asked for. Despite it all, she is a

kind-hearted individual who makes the

best out of impossible odds and is

someone worthy of her fame. Conversely,

was the narrative that her stardom was

emblematic of social media stupidity. A

vapid comment brought to light an even

less interesting individual. The truth

was Haley was not industrious or honest.

She was a puppet instructed to sell her

life story. One that's good well came

from tactical decisions as to use it to

leverage her brand to draw her audience

to increasingly terrible and predatory

products. During an interview with

celebrity Howie Mandel, Haley's manager

sells this exact story while pretending

to be acting in her best interest.

What's your name?

>> Johnny.

>> Hi Johnny. Are you her manager now?

>> Yes, sir.

>> Fantastic. Can I just say to Johnny, can

we see Johnny?

>> We haven't done anything besides let her

tell her story. And anyone around the

world would look at this and see this

girl hit the lottery with the exposure.

But she lives with her grandma. She

worked in a spring factory. She didn't

want she wasn't on social media. She's

the only person right now making people

laugh around the world. And it's

everywhere

>> and it's authentic and and nice and

real. And

>> you're like the Scooter Braraw of Hakua.

>> It's all her. It's nothing. This is all

her. But you'll direct her in the right

direction because it could go sideways

and this is a scary business and there's

a lot of people and

>> hopefully you steer her always in the

right direction.

>> We are here to protect the hawk from the

vultures.

>> On screen are two signatures. The one on

the right is a signature from Haley's

manager. The one on the left is from

Alexander Schultz, Howie Mandel's

son-in-law. He is a direct opposite of

the ideals of Haley Welsh. This is him

on Twitter under the alias Doc Hollywood

giving a quote unquote meme class to an

unenthusiastic Haley with a massive

Bitcoin logo in the background. His

profile is an NFT of a marijuana bud

sporting Bitcoin themed apparel and a

massive chain with a lightning bolt.

This was from the NFT line Bitcoin Buds.

Though they're virtually valueless, Alex

did perhaps indirectly utilize his

father-in-law and his own wife to

[music] promote the line by providing

them with an NFT. The top comments of

these Twitter posts are littered with

other unsavory NFTTS of the same line.

Actions done likely to inflate the

importance and therefore theoretical

value of otherwise soulless art. This

means that Haley had a manager who was a

wolf in sheep's clothing. A manager that

just signed a contract with the human

equivalent of branding and career

poison. A contract for Hawcoin, a

shitcoin that was set to launch later in

the year. Upon Haley's manager signing

the contract, she received $125,000

upfront. There was an additional

$200,000 if she promoted the coin

sufficiently before and after its

launch. And she was also meant to take

50% of all the profit from the coin. She

could later be seen on Twitter promoting

crypto. Except none of it came naturally

from her. She was instructed exactly on

what to say and when to say it. She did

not even control her own Twitter. I

don't think you were actually running

your Twitter page, correct?

>> Yeah, that's right.

>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. We I I would

interact with and I would DM the person

and I would they'd be they [music] like

pretend to be you and I could tell it

wasn't you. I was like there's no way.

>> I mean

>> I [laughter] was like there's no way

>> you can tell if I'm running an account

or if I'm not.

>> Yeah. I think it's awesome that like

looking back that you hadn't seen the

Twitter at all cuz there was there was

so much going on there that I was like

what is h like I remember specifically

early on there was like this AI

generated like meme of yours in like

July and I was like there is no way that

she tweeted that like that that does not

make sense. [music]

>> This is possibly the AI generated image

that was posted. Haley's management

alongside milking her fame had the goal

to extend it as long as possible. To do

this, it would help if she was able to

establish an identity outside of Hog

Tua. This is a graph of the search

trends of Cash Me Outside and Bad Baby.

The red line represents the origins of a

meme that quickly died off only for the

girl behind it to maintain public

interest outside of the meme. This is

what it means to push past the 15

minutes of fame. However, Haley's team

was not as big or as well put together.

This is her graph between her meme and

her preferred alias which is also her

real name. Her meme far overpowers her

own staying power. Even the search term

Hawk to a girl is far more searched than

Haley. Yet there needs to be not only

something new but also a vehicle to

sustain engagement. That of which

Twitter nor Tik Tok could do. Or even

now Fanfix, [music] a website that

allows users to unlock images at a set

price.

>> But you did start a paid wall platform.

>> Oh, what?

>> A paid wall platform. What is that?

>> Like basically it's like a paid wall

platform is something that someone pays

money to monthly.

>> Oh, a fan fix. Fanix.

>> Yeah. So, we're going to do mine

different. Like it's going to be like

relationship advice and just

conversations. None of that. Which give

or take. I might have an outfit on or

something like that, but I ain't going

to be naked on there.

>> With the launch of this platform, it

appears that Haley's management were

trying to sell her identity in a new

way. Rather than the all-American girl,

she was attempting to be sold as a

dating guru. Her audience was mainly

composed of men between the ages of 25

to 44. Men of this age took on more

interest in her than even men or women

of her own age. So, the fanfix and the

dating angle appears to be taking

advantage of this metric. To this, it

was rumored that Haley was going to have

her own reality show. Though even if it

was in the works, the data behind her

decreasing popularity would have lost

confidence in any network. A safe bet

considering that in August, interest in

her had dwindled. It was this month that

Haley launched Paws across America, a

fund meant to provide financial

assistance to [music] animal charities.

In terms of interest in Haley, this only

aided her reputation [music] as interest

in her continued to slump. With the

reality show unfeasible, there was still

a chance with its [music] low-budget

cousin, the podcast.

>> She's literally doing anything to stay.

>> Does anyone actually give a [ __ ] about

her?

>> Why are we keeping this girl relevant?

Your 15 minutes are up.

>> Your joke was funny for 2 days. Stop.

>> Y'all really thought I was done? I'm

just getting started, baby.

>> This was posted on the channel Talk to

Haley Welch, [music] a podcast produced

in partnership with Better, a sports

betting app co-founded by Jake Paul.

Naturally, this podcast would also

include Haley selling the app. A later

interview would reveal Jake Paul's

degree of confidence in this podcast,

pointing to its lack in value. [music]

>> Thank you for coming on my cringey

podcast.

>> Hey, I I don't think it's cringey. I

really like where you guys are going

with the science and the history of

civilization and just being able to

explore and break down barriers of human

philosophy.

>> I still don't even know what philosophy

means. [laughter]

You're not helping your case.

>> Yeah, I'm really not.

>> It's okay.

>> Right. Right. Right. Well, it's amazing

to be here. Thank you.

>> Well, of course. Thank you for coming

on.

>> Yeah. I think we had to delete the last

one, right, that we did.

>> I'm sure it still exists somewhere.

>> I was as drunk as a skunk.

>> Yeah, you walked off of it. It's okay.

>> I didn't walk off. Did I walk off? I

>> You actually kicked the microphone over

and said, "Fuck this podcast."

[laughter]

>> I feel like I should get up and do that

sometimes. Jake was not the only guest

to make fun of the podcast on it. And

>> I also saw it was like a collage, I

guess, or like a slideshow, whatever you

want to call it, but um it had like a

million likes and it was like a picture

of me and you and it slowly faded into

like Plato and Socrates, I believe. And

it was like pretty much calling us the

next Plato and Socrates. So,

>> what the [ __ ] does that mean?

>> We're like philosophers essentially. Do

you know who they are?

>> No.

>> All right.

>> What is that? [laughter] I have I'm not

even going to lie. I have no idea what

he's talking about either.

>> Wow. Maybe you guys should listen to

some of the philosophers and then you

guys would come with some more in-depth

stuff for talk to.

>> Wait, you mean a philosopher like

Shakespeare?

>> Well,

[laughter]

Shakespeare was something more of like,

you know, a play like he would write

plays.

>> So, we were talking about like our

vapes. She was like, "We don't have like

vapes here with like flavors in them."

And I was like, "Why not?" She was like,

"Oh, the prime minister doesn't allow."

And I was like, "Prime Minister?" I was

like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking

about?" Yeah.

>> I thought y'all had presidents there.

I'm

>> No. No, we don't. We don't.

>> I don't get out much if you can't tell.

>> We also have provinces instead of

states,

>> man. Just like Plato and Socrates.

>> Me and you.

>> You're going to have to sit down and

educate me some more sometime.

>> Ah, yeah. Yeah. Someone needs to.

>> In no exaggeration, every episode of the

Talk to a [music] podcast would be

littered with comments not engaging with

the episodes. Rather, there were

comments overstating the [music] podcast

importance with users citing how they

would unplug loved ones life support to

view the podcast [music] or were

skipping their wedding and were dropping

out of college purely to binge it. The

first episode of the podcast sits at 2.8

million views. Yet, no episode would

ever again surpass a million views and

as continued to be the case with her

popularity, views trended downward.

Lesser known at the time was this video

by Tim and D. The YouTubers partly

responsible for her initial popularity.

In November, they uploaded this video

exposing their feud with Haley that

stems from her lies.

>> You're going to come up to me with a

microphone and ask me something like

that. Oh, well, I'm going to hawk to and

spit on it, you know. [laughter]

>> I don't mean nothing by it.

>> Yeah, you were like actually being

serious. Was there more of the

>> We going to come up to her?

>> We came up to her. I don't I don't think

that's how that happened.

>> Haley was indeed lying in this moment.

Her friend even contradicts her in her

own podcast.

>> We're just walking and we see like two

dudes, you know, with like a big

flashlight and a camera. And I was like,

"Haley, a camera." And we would go over

there and I was like, "Are y'all

vlogging?" And they was like, "No, we do

YouTube." We're like, "Oh, okay." I was

like, "Do you'all mind if we ask y'all a

few questions?" We were like,

>> "Never once told us what the questions

were."

>> Those were the last questions I was

expecting to hear.

>> This comment establishes several things.

They approached Tim and D. They claimed

they did not know the questions would be

that intense and they state they knew

that they were being recorded to be

posted on social media. Henley would lie

or otherwise contradict herself in every

one of these statements. I

>> think he posted the full video on

YouTube this past Sunday, but he only

told us he was a YouTuber. He had never

said anything like about, you know,

Instagram, Tik Tok, nothing of the sort.

So, I was like, "Oh, well, I'm never

going to see this again." Sure enough, I

seen it again. While it was true that

they introduce themselves as YouTubers,

Tim and D also alleged that they

informed Haley of their other platforms

as well as show that her friend demanded

they post the famous Hawk to a clip.

>> Tell we tell them it's Instagram,

YouTube, Tik Tok, all that. That's

exactly what we say. I mean,

>> for every platform, if it's going on

YouTube, wouldn't you expect it to go on

every other platform? It's going on

social media.

>> You say we better post that?

>> Yes.

>> Okay.

>> Post it through.

>> All right. While Tim and D are

indelicate with their questions, as is

inherent with their content style,

[music]

it was again Haley's friend that

demanded they ask a salacious question

after being asked a relatively tame one

and even brought Haley over to answer

this question.

>> Do you know what makes you wifey

material?

>> Me wifey?

>> Yeah.

>> Everything. Come on. You got to get a

spicy one.

>> You want a spicy one?

>> Yeah.

>> What's one What's one move in bed that

make a man go crazy every time?

>> One what? This is for her.

>> What?

You know how to answer this. You got it.

>> What's one move in bed that makes a man

go crazy every time?

>> Oh, you got to give him that hawk, too,

and spit on that thing. You get me?

>> To recap, Haley and her friend

approached Tim and D. They were informed

that this was to be posted on social

media. Her friend asked for a salacious

question, handed it off to Haley, and

demanded the hawk to a clip be posted.

These are only a few points of Tim and

D's longer 41-minute video on the topic

where they also discuss the rocky

communication between them and Haley.

Meaning Haley was not the most honest

person even outside the direction of her

management who was nearly ready to

launch the shitcoin at a separate

product known as Pooky Tools. In

essence, it is AI repackaged and limited

to disseminate dating advice. When Steo,

who was interviewing Haley, correctly

deduced it's a repackaged form of chat

GBT, Haley's manager offscreen counters

by claiming it has hundreds of functions

for dating.

>> That sounds like the app simply has to

be linked up to chat GBT.

>> Yeah,

>> AI.

>> Hundreds of functions for dating she's

been introduced. After browsing the

features, it became very clear that the

Pooky app aims to create long-lasting

relationships based on genuine

connection and non-supficial factors

like there's a height detector and bald

predictor. What is this? And also this

one called Wealth Detective that helps

you find out if your date is rich by

asking hard-hitting questions like,

"Well, does it seem like they are?"

>> Pooky Tools currently sits at 3.2 stars

on the Apple App Store. It is almost

nearly split between one and five-star

reviews. Though the majority of

five-star reviews, as per their

commentary, are written ironically. With

Haley's presence floundering and her

image deteriorating, there was one last

thing left to do to destroy both. In

episode 12 of the Talk to a podcast

released late November, Haley talks to

famous entrepreneur Mark Cuban. At the

start of the episode, he gives her the

sage advice to sell products that

directly relate to her and her brand.

perhaps a simple product like bourbon or

whiskey, only for her later in the

episode to figuratively spit on this

advice by obligatorily pushing her

upcoming meme coin. A product that she

admits she does not comprehend to the

point that she is even struggling with

her wallet. you're authentic and that's

you want to find things that you like

and products that you love and you like

or that you want something that you

think you need that um people that you

know would relate to because then it's

easy for you to sell it. You know, hey,

I came up with this. It's because I

needed it and I love it and I'm sharing

it with you not because I'm trying to,

you know, sell zillions of them. I hope

I do, but because if I need it, there's

a good chance that all the people who

follow me here need it.

>> They might need it. Yeah. So, when you

get along those lines, then then you

start finding things that really work.

>> Oh, yeah. If I launch a meme coin, can I

give you some tokens?

>> Yeah, I'll give you my wallet. I'll give

you my wallet. Okay.

>> But are you sure you're going to launch?

I don't know. I'm not a big fan about

meme coins. I love crypto, but but you

can make some money from it. There's no

doubt about it. No doubt about it.

>> I'm very new to it and I'm still

learning what it is. The Phantom Wallet.

Do you know what that is?

>> Of course.

>> So, evidently it gives you a 12word

password. Right.

>> Right. Your seat face. Yeah. Well, me

and him, I had to have him help me put

it on my phone. I didn't know what I was

doing.

>> And you didn't write it down?

>> No.

>> You're [ __ ]

>> What this demonstrates is Haley's

incompetence and lack of intuition.

Every step of the way, there has been a

series of red flags warning her that

nearly everyone in her management team

and those working to forward the

shitcoin are working solely in their

self-interest. Doc Hollywood is someone

who has no record of success. In the

early 2010s, he attempted to become a DJ

and release music that is the accidental

parody of the Hollywood stereotype. His

only claim to fame is marrying into it.

Furthermore, he is pushing a form of

crypto infamously known for being

inherently valueless, something he has

done in the past. He has shown himself

to have no taste nor reason and is

willing to utilize the fame of those

around him to their detriment. Haley's

manager is also the same with him

pushing equally valueless and needlessly

complex products like pooky tools that

failed miserably. These are entirely

manufactured individuals that siphon

wealth and are of the sort that will

only place their own interests first. It

is catastrophic to mix the brand of the

small town girl with new age

technologies and their complexities such

as AI or crypto. The dissonance between

the two is so profound, it is astounding

that Haley went along with it, despite

her intuition screaming at her

otherwise. Yet, there is a reason. And

the reason, as revealed in a feature

interview, was money for paws across

America.

>> The way it worked, they're like, "Okay,

how it got explained to me, they're

like, "This is like really good. Like,

everybody's going to get a cut of it.

Like, whatever we raise out of it." And

they're like, "Chelsea, like you're

going to get this cut and then Haley,

we're going to take your cut and we're

going to donate it." And I was like,

"That's fine." Like, let's do that. for

like animal shelters. I have a charity,

Paws Across America and we're going to

take that and then we're going to use it

to go in there and fund everything. Like

if we're going to a shelter, we can

donate to them here, there, everywhere.

Yeah. So,

>> and they also made it out like it was

like a really good idea to like get my

followers engaged with it, too. Like the

idea that we talked about was like, oh,

one month if you go and you adopt a pet

from an animal shelter, you get so many

coins. But of course, I don't run that.

I'm too much of a dumbass to run

anything like that. So, [laughter]

but that was it. It it was made out to

be like a good thing. So, I was like,

"Okay." Which at first I was like, "No,

I don't want to do that. I've never

heard anything good about that. Bitcoin

or anything on the stock market. I don't

know. I'm a girl. I don't know nothing

about that shit."

>> With Haley's cut marked for her charity.

And with the $125,000 up front she got

presumably already donated, the launch

date of the shitcoin inch closer. The

crux of this coin was to utilize Haley's

ignorant audience to buy into the coin.

Over here, the developer and the launch

pad of the coin was stating as much.

Quote, "Why Hawk is special. This isn't

just another token launch. Haley's

launch of the Hawk memecoin represents a

meaningful step in bridging mainstream

audiences with the crypto world.

Transparency first. Hawk's focus on

inclusivity for non-crypto fans sets a

new standard for memecoin launches,

leading the charge for transparent

communitydriven projects." unquote.

Haley on Twitter, or rather the person

behind her account, continued to

virtually only promote crypto. Then came

December 4th, launch day. Just the day

prior, Haley released an episode titled

How to Avoid Getting Canled. This, like

her coin, would not age well. For the

first 20 minutes or so, the coin went up

significantly in value, then immediately

plummeted, leaving anyone that bought

into the coin after the first few

minutes of its launch at a loss. The

true tragedy came in the Twitter space

following the failure of the coin.

Haley, the girl toaded for genuineess,

would be reading from a script prepared

by human exemplars of the inhuman.

Individuals [music] that are

incompetent, yet will still find those

that they could fool with their facade.

These individuals would, to the best of

their ability, attempt to sway public

opinion with their commentary about

memes and wanting to do good. While this

confirmed to many that the product was a

failure from its inception, it also

provided listeners with the confused yet

entertaining diet tribes of dog

Hollywood.

>> Yo, Haley, they try to [ __ ] us. It's all

good. It's all good. Let them know

you're here to [ __ ] You're not You're

not here to get sniper botted all day.

You're not here to get [ __ ] We're

here to have some fun. We're here to

meme. And most of those coins, by the

way, are going to your community for

free. Nobody on the team is selling.

Impossible. Impossibly. Okay. I don't

know what language anybody [ __ ] here

speaks, but everyone just is so jaded.

Everyone thinks that, oh, everything's a

rug. Everything's a rug. Everyone's here

to [ __ ] you. Nah, we're here to onboard

real people outside of this spaces,

right? The people here, you you guys are

already [ __ ] Y'all are [ __ ] [ __ ]

in the head. [ __ ] every day thinking

everything's a scam. And And you know

what? You guys were right. Everything is

a scam. But not this. Not this. We did

not spend six, seven months of our lives

dedicated to trying to do something

cool, right? To do something different,

not dumping on you, not bundle snipes.

These meme coins, these are just here

for fun, right? Whatever you assign

value to it, whatever. Right. What we're

doing here is not giving a [ __ ] about

all the same [ __ ] I've been a

holder of a lot of these meme coins. The

reason why they're cool is because

there's zero promises. It's just a

community. And that's exactly what we're

trying to build here. We're trying to

build a community. You only need one

token to be in this community. And

listen, most of you, we don't want you

in the community. Let's be real, right?

You're not great people. I don't know

y'all, right? Some of I see some

friendly faces in this audience. Some

people I like here. Yeah. Love to have

you. No pressure. I don't care what

anybody says. She has really great

intentions. [music] And this is not a

celebrity token. This is an actual meme

that has I don't know 100 billion

[ __ ] impressions on all the different

platforms that like normal people. If

you walk down the [music] street, I'm in

I'm in Hollywood right now, right? Guess

what? You walk down the street, you ask

10 people, do you know what Hakua is?

Right? Nine out of 10 people will

[ __ ] know what that is. If you want

to be part of this meme community, dope.

If not, if you want to just, you know,

you got I'm gonna say y'all, you guys,

right? There's a lot of negativity in

the space. I think crypto brings the

[music] mentally ill into this thing,

right? Most if you guys are in crypto,

you're most likely mentally ill. And I'm

going to I'm going to count myself as

mentally [music] ill for even being here

right now, right? I'm definitely

mentally ill. We're trying to actually

have fun. I'm trying to do something

cool. We're trying [music] to give meme

tokens away for free to people who have

never had any crypto before, any meme

token. And you guys should be kissing my

[music] [ __ ] ass because I'm trying

to do something dope and give meme

tokens to people, [music] right? That

have never ever ever had ever had meme

coins before. Because maybe when we

onboard tens of thousands, hundred

thousands when we [music] talk about

this [ __ ] on national television, right?

Maybe they might [music] be interested

in these other memes and these other

NFTts that are in [music] this community

because if you like Hua, you might like

Dog with Hat. If you like Hua, right,

you [music] might you might like Mog.

You might like, you might like all these

other memes that are amazing. Over here,

which is a this is their first launch,

right? [music] Um, this is really cool

what they're doing. I'm going to pass it

off to over here. And I [music] think

like what we're doing here, this is day

one. Yeah, it was a rough day. Yeah, we

got sniped to [ __ ] but guess what?

Moving forward, you know, over here and

and we have a lot of fun stuff and fun

stuff [music] planned. And this is the

beginning. So, uh over here, take it

from here.

>> Uh thanks, Doc. Um hey guys, like I

think um yeah, uh Doc may be a little

bit um exub over exuberant.

>> Doc Hollywood spoke in the space for 11

minutes uninterrupted. He then passes it

on to over here, though more coherent.

Over here discusses his and to that

extent the team behind the coin's vision

for it and how they plan to integrate

Haley's audience. After around 10

minutes of speaking, Coffeezilla, a

critter known for investigating

cryptoreated schemes, chimes in.

>> We're really happy to answer any

questions.

>> I have questions. I I have questions.

I'm raising my hand. Hey guys,

>> what Coffeezilla?

>> Hey, this is one of the most miserable,

horrible launches I've ever seen in my

life.

>> Okay, then why the [ __ ] are you on?

>> I've been tracing it on chain for a

while. You guys generated over a million

dollars in fees while y'all's fans got

rugpulled. There was snipers, but there

was also insider trading directly linked

to y'all's creator account. What are you

guys doing?

>> No, no, no. That's That's [snorts] not

true. That's not true.

>> That is true. That's a fact.

>> It's not.

>> Well, it's a fact and you can see it on

chain.

>> In simple terms, before the launch of

the token, they pre-sold an overwhelming

majority of the tokens. These investors

came in at an immediate advantage.

Naturally, as the token launched and

experienced crypto users immediately

bought a high volume of tokens that were

available to the public, the prices went

up as regular users purchased the coin.

Though they had almost immediately lost

their money as those who had purchased

it early were already selling mass.

Coffeezilla, curious in why the token

was set up in a way that it only

benefited pre-sale purchasers and those

experienced in the crypto space had many

questions. Primarily, who on Haley's

side was profiting from trading fees?

>> Um, we could we can answer that. Uh,

>> do you know about the insider trading?

>> No, there's no insider trading. That's

why we can answer it.

>> Okay. So, there's tokens going directly

from the main account.

>> Coffeezilla, just just chill for a

second.

>> And then it's getting sold for 50k. Hey,

who is that?

>> Definitely not us. You think we're doing

this for 50k? Yeah, [ __ ] right.

Talking to the wrong guy. You're used to

these [ __ ] scammers out here. Not

us. Now, we had

>> That's what everyone says, by the way.

>> Listen, listen. Doesn't matter. No, no,

I'm not everyone. There was a strategic

allocation, right, through a foundation

for

>> How much did y'all get doing a pre-sale?

How much did y'all make?

>> It's not that

>> filling out your fans over here.

>> Hold on. Coffeezilla, take a chill pill,

brother. You're So

>> y'all just rugled a bunch of people.

>> No, no, there's no rug. We're here every

single day. There's no rug pulled. Not

and it's not done by us.

>> You haven't answered the question. Who

made the money? How much did Haley Welsh

make of that million? 1.8 million.

>> Is it two? It's a foundation that is

running this project.

>> How much does she own of it?

>> It's a foundation. She owns zero of the

foundation.

>> So y'all found

>> No, I I don't own the foundation either.

a foundation in island.

>> Who profited over a million dollars was

just made.

>> I'm telling you, what do you guys think

exactly is going to happen when your uh

insiders get sent their tokens? And by

the way, who made the money from your

17% pre-sale while you're giving a tiny

piece of the pie to the public? Like,

what the hell? This is the worst

tokconomics I've ever seen. And it is a

scam.

>> It's not a scam. The tokconomics are a

scam. That's my opinion. You can say

whatever you want about it. You can cry.

Defamation. That's my opinion. It's a

scam.

>> And I only do this for a living. I've

only seen a million of these projects.

>> So So who pays you? Coffeezilla. Let's

let's uh let's track your wall.

>> Turn it around. Turn it around over

here. Why don't you tell what we're

doing? Everyone's here for you. in

Coffeezilla asking about the core issues

of the token and talk Hollywood unable

to provide an explanation outside of

deferring responsibility to the quote

unquote foundation. It appears over here

attempts to regain control of the

conversation by muting Coffeezilla.

>> Uh

>> I just got muted.

>> Yeah. So I mean like we we as mentioned

like

>> over here proceeds by providing nothing

of value and only sharing the vision of

the coin and other unsubstantiated

nonsense. Four minutes later FaZe Bank

steps in.

>> Go ahead Faze Banks.

>> Appreciate it. Um I just heard this guy

blab about pretty much nothing and

repeat the same [ __ ] that he said the

first time around. Haley, I'm going to

talk to you directly right now because

if you really own 10% of the supply of

this token and it's locked up for a year

and it's vested over three years, you

got scammed harder than anybody um

involved. This 100% was a mismanaged,

mislaunched like this. This is took what

Coffeezilla said, I would I would label

this a scam as well. And and I'll wrap

up here with just whoever whoever guided

you in this or whoever directed you to

do this or gave you the advice to do

this, you should fire them immediately.

And um yeah.

>> Yeah. I just want to jump in here.

>> Yeah, I'm doing the best I can. Thank

you, FaZe.

>> The conversation had devolved into an

aggressive attempt to control the

narrative. Coffeezilla and Faze were

persistent in attempting to extract

answers on why the project was

structured exactly as a scam. Doc

Hollywood and over here unable to answer

these technical questions resort to hype

man rhetoric and other nonsense about

memes that would typically work on the

uninformed and eager. Although this was

not the crowd that they were now

speaking to.

>> The key is just not giving up. The key

is showing up every single day memeing.

The key is to actually onboarding her

real true fans. this might not be for

everybody. It's not it's not a big deal

to us. We ain't going anywhere.

>> Part of the reason um behind kind of

like the coin and stuff like that has

been that um you know uh there's been a

bunch of fake tokens launch right uh off

the hawk tour meme and IP. I think like

everybody resonates with with with

Hawkour as a as a meme. It's like one of

the most viral memes of all time. uh and

like you know like I think people have

been making a lot of money off like

derivative works and you know people

have launched a bunch of fake tokens

which I think kind of speaks to the I

guess uh inherent memeability of of the

the meme itself.

>> Finally after 4 minutes of this a new

speaker under the alias of Trevor

understands what the conversation had

devolved into and attempts to extract

something coherent. Yes. So, um I think

I think the audience is very very very

frustrated listening to this right now.

And I think it's because

um people people don't really want to

know about like the reason for the idea

or what you're going to do next or the

vision. They just want to know like

about the dumping. Like they don't it's

not about the sniping. Like people want

to know what you're saying. The bubble

map is not correct. Like just provide

the the facts. Like

>> I think I can explain a lot of this if I

I keep getting muted. I keep getting

muted. I think I can explain a lot of

this.

>> I'll go to you inside coffee.

>> With the conversation stagnated and with

its listeners frustrated over here in

Doc Hollywood needed a way to get out of

it. So Haley was instructed to in her

words make up an excuse to leave.

>> Actual like

>> I hate to interrupt you, Nick. Hello

there. But anyh who, I'm going to go to

bed and I'll see you guys tomorrow.

>> Okay. um into uh for I guess for talking

over here.

>> Doc Hollywood unsatisfied that Haley's

departure did not bring an immediate end

to the conversation directly uses it as

an excuse to end the conversation.

>> Let's let

>> It's been a rough It's been a rough day.

It's all good. We'll come back tomorrow,

Nick. Um you know, we ain't going

nowhere.

>> You You can't You can't just tell me

what your salary is from this. I'll tell

you what mine is. It's It's $150,000.

What's yours?

>> Okay. I I don't I don't have a salary

from this. But that's that's cool.

>> No, I don't. Unfortunately, I'm

underpaid. Uh but listen, it's all good.

Uh have fun, guys. Neither of you

leaving.

>> We ain't going nowhere.

>> Doc Hollywood, though he promised to,

did not return the following day. In his

place was Charlie's video amassing

nearly 5 million views and Coffeezilla's

video, which sits at [music] 6.2 million

views. Coffeezilla in his video breaks

down the lengthy Twitter space and the

tokconomics and reveals messages he

received from Haley's lawyer and where

he stated that she has only ever seen

$125,000

from when she was paid up front for the

project. [music] This is why there is a

rise in searches of Hawk to a girl in

December 2024. In the end, Haley did

succeed somewhat in finding the new

thing she would be known for. The Hawk

to a girl. Can you believe it?

>> Did you hear about the crypto thing with

her? hear about it. She paid me in it.

>> I guess you haven't seen the news. Her

coin lost like 98% of its value.

>> It did?

>> Yeah, it did.

>> On Twitter, Over here would attempt to

distance themselves from the failed

project, stating that they were not part

of it officially, largely pinning its

failure to Doc Hollywood, who now in mid

December had not commented further on

the matter. The same could be said for

Haley, as the internet at large was

counting up how long her slumber was

after leaving the Twitter space

abruptly. Then it became all too clear

why she was absent. It was because this

lawsuit was in motion by Burwick Law

targeting virtually everyone involved

except Haley. As per this decrypt

article, quote, "When asked why Walsh

was not listed as a codefendant in the

Hawk lawsuit, Max Burwick, managing

partner at Burwick Law, said the

decision was intentional and hinted it

might help make his clients whole

sooner." unquote. Shortly after, Haley,

or perhaps her lawyer, made a statement

through her account on how they would be

assisting Borwick Law, likely in their

case against Doc Hollywood, his team,

and the other major parties involved in

the coin. After this, there would not be

any new talk to episodes for some time.

There would not be much of Haley Welsh

at all. I also imagine all the parasites

around Haley that actually control her

because she has become so big to the

point where she now has a whole PR team

and an entire like agency behind her. So

they are working her like a puppet. It's

like [ __ ] weakened it at Bernie's out

there with Haley Welch's body and I'm

guessing they're telling her to shut the

[ __ ] up.

>> Even by 2025, Haley was nowhere to be

seen and her disappearance was not

universally detested. quote, "Nobody

warned her that making a joke on camera

might ruin her life. And she didn't warn

anyone when she took all that money and

disappeared. I love it. Even some of the

quote unquote reputable crypto has

turned out to be scams. Why the [ __ ]

would anyone spend money on this type of

[ __ ] I'll tell you why. They hope they

can get in and get out so they can be

the ones screwing others, and they're

just too stupid to pull it off. I have

zero sympathy. She and the Logans should

still be ashamed, though." unquote. In

February, what was reportedly caused by

the incompetence of Haley's team was

leaking of the new episode of Talk Toua

and where she spoke about the coin with

Faze Banks in place of Coffeezilla who

was unwilling to appear on the show. Um,

it was a very long nap. I would say

that's what sucks about it too. I had to

read that off a phone and like put it in

my words and I was like, um, anyh who,

I'm going to bed. Thank you to all my

true fans and all the people that

actually watch my stuff and they keep up

with me. Um, we're trying to sort out

all the pieces and stuff to like get all

this figured out and make everything

right. Oh my god, I'm going to cry.

>> No, [laughter] don't cry. Don't cry.

>> Don't cry. Everything's going to be

good.

>> Haley would go on to state that the

revenue from this episode would be

donated. Yet, that is possibly just

pennies to the money she received up

front from the crypto venture.

>> Well, see, that's how it got brought to

me. It was supposed to be done the right

way. Like, it was going to be good.

Like, half the money, it was supposed to

go like into my charity. That's really

why I agreed to do it, just for the

simple fact putting money into that.

>> Looking back at Haley's contract, she

was entitled to 50% of all the profits.

This lines up with what she should have

donated to her fund. Yet, there is a

massive issue with this statement and

what is being discussed in the leaked

talk to episode. If you took all the

money that you made from the deal,

whatever, and just like bought back the

coin and then locked it up, I feel like

that's a very like clear action that you

can make. uh you know back to the

community and I think that would just

like stamp it and the community can run

with it. So that's like the idea that we

were talking about

>> as far as narrative goes in a gesture. I

mean you just [ __ ] nailed that by the

way. And that would you you mentioned it

earlier 125,000

>> plus 100,000 or what did I hear?

>> Yeah. So

>> how much total money has been received

due to this?

>> 125,000 has

>> been received.

with her buying in right now with what's

on the market is there's 80%

>> yes

>> that's not available

>> what does that mean

>> the question brought by this question is

why is it even being considered that

Haley could feasibly pump her own coin

with the money she made from it when

Haley will later make it very much clear

that her earnings not exclusive to the

50% of the coin's profits were meant to

go deposits across America

>> and then Haley we're going to take your

cut and we're going to donate it and I

was like that's fine like let's do It is

possible that the money was donated and

Haley is just oblivious to practically

everything. In the lawsuit by Burwick

Law, it is stated that Haley's manager

was in control of all aspects of her

commercial operations, including

facilitating her involvement in the

token's launch. Haley on Adam Cura's

podcast also stated she was not aware of

her own finances, or at least those

involved in the podcast.

>> And the podcast, we making any money

with that?

>> Um, I don't really know.

>> Okay. Well, you should get a little more

into your finances.

>> Yeah, I definitely should. I [laughter]

should keep up with it better.

>> As for the fallout of the leaked

episode, Coffeezilla made a video

covering it. Besides showcasing Haley's

lawyer, stating that Doc Hollywood was

not so bright and discussing the

contract between Haley and Doc, was a

discussion about how this leaked episode

affected the coin. When this podcast

went live, I thought maybe things went

well. Turns out it didn't because Banks

released this. He said, "I agreed to do

our first podcast back. I had heavy

stipulations of not letting the market

get manipulated. I think that's basic.

Uh her team finding a real solution

regarding the money she made. Those were

non-starters.

These people leaked or insighted insider

traded the token. We noticed a random

spike in volume on the coin the day we

did the podcast along with random

messages asking if we did the podcast.

But today the episode got leaked.

Apparently there was an agreement. The

podcast is never going out. today. It

got leaked. FaZe Banks canled the

episode. Are you guys getting that? He

He was like, I c I can't be a part of

this. And they posted the clip. I can't

believe it. With every step a misstep,

so was the attempt of Haley's management

to attempt to sail a sunken ship. As

better and Haley had split ways, the

responsibility would be on Haley's team

to produce the podcast. First was the

video of her comeback on her Instagram

and Tik Tok late March. very little if

any of the comments were enthusiastic

with her return. Even so, a new episode

of Talkua was posted April 8th. The

guest was worldclass influencer KSI, one

of the faces and part owner of the

lucrative sports drink Prime. This

episode was the worst performing in the

entire catalog until the next episode.

Episode 18, uploaded April 22nd and also

episode 18 uploaded April 29th performed

similarly terrible. Though these two

episodes are distinct, they inexplicably

are fighting for the episode 18 title.

If the views were combined on these two,

they would still far underperform even

against the KSI episode. Episode 19 did

little to bring in viewership. And

finally, the last episode in the talk 20

series, the infamous episode 20.

Normally in this setting, as is the case

with some podcast, a guest is being

interviewed and the conversation is

edited down to be around an hour in

length. This episode had no guest and it

was only 20 minutes long. In all of

Talkua, the conversations tend to lack

any depth, any greater narrative or

conversation. Yet, this episode tried to

not because they were trying to improve

on the quality of the podcast, but

because this was in its entirety a drawn

out PR statement to address the coin.

The questions are preloaded and

delivered via Haley's friend, who at

points throughout is quite clearly

holding a sheet of paper likely with the

questions she is meant to ask. On Tik

Tok, this episode was promoted and even

dramatized with police sirens and other

misplaced sound effects.

>> Meds come to Granny's house and knock on

her door and they're like, "Oh, you're

not in any trouble. We just want to ask

you questions about everything." And

then they wanted to see my phone. So, I

was like, "Okay, well, that's not a

problem." Interrogated me asking me

questions and everything else related to

crypto. They went through my phone, so

they cleared me. I was good to go. And

then the SEC picked it up and then they

didn't want to talk with me, but they

wanted my phone. So, I sent my phone off

to them for two or three days and then I

guess they cloned my phone, copied it,

something, but they went through my

phone. I was cleared from them and I

wasn't named on the lawsuit either.

>> Haley here claims she has been cleared

by the SEC. TMZ attempted to reach out

to the government agency, but they

refused to comment on the matter and

Haley was not named in the Burwick Law

lawsuit. So, at minimum, that much was

true and perhaps she was constrained by

ongoing investigations as to not be able

to comment about the coin. In this

episode, she claims beyond the money she

received up front, she did not make

anything from it.

>> I did not make a dime from the coin

itself.

>> So, you got paid for promoting it or

>> just promoting it and putting all the

work into it, like the videos and stuff

that I do for him to post, that's what I

got paid for.

>> But the coin itself, like anything that

was raised from that coin,

>> I did not make a dime off of it. But at

this point, like everything I paid for

like PR crisis, a new lawyer, stuff like

that.

>> All that money went to that.

>> Every bit of it went to that. So, I

mean, I've really come out with nothing.

>> Damn.

>> All that trouble for nothing.

>> Yeah.

>> Haley fails to mention that she made

$125,000 from this deal. Though, in

listing her expenditures, she does

verify none of it went to her charity,

but rather attempts to save her legally

and to salvage her image. This episode,

in revealing even more of Haley's

qualities in that she needs a PR team

and that she was entirely oblivious in

what she was promoting, it reveals or

more so confirms she does not have it.

She is a figurehead meant to sell

products who is being puppeteered by

various teams who even now steer her

wrong. So then what is she without this

team? On her Tik Tok, there were signs

that she was acting without the filter

of such a team yet attempting to apply

what she learned through them. On June

6th, Haley released this Tik Tok where

she states her opposition labels her as

a scammer, a likely response to the

building frustration of being hated

online. And in July, Haley, as she had

done several times in the past, released

a new video of her purchasing a cart

full of supplies for an animal shelter.

In isolation, this would have been

universally wellreceived. But with the

knowledge that $100 in supplies is

incomparable to the $125,000 that could

have been donated, it looks as if this

is her Skinner box or that she has the

learned behavior that posting her

donations means good PR. The majority of

comments are not so convinced. quote,

"This ain't going to work again." Though

she would not upload another video of

donations, she would still make videos

dissatisfied at the hate comments she

was receiving.

>> So, why would I give a [ __ ] what a

dumbass rat thinks about me? I don't

care. Everything I say is right.

>> Roses are red and the only thing that

quack is a duck. I never gave a damn and

I sure don't give a [ __ ] Hello,

somebody.

>> How do you sleep at night knowing people

don't like you with no underwear in case

they want to kiss my ass? Haley would

continue to post about being mad or

dissatisfied for months. During this

period, Haley on her fan fix, her safe

for work version of Only Fans, posted

quote, "I missed y'all so much. Little

surprise for you in your DMs. Monkey

heart cherry feet emoji."

To access even just the information of

what she was hinting at, one has to be

subscribed to her fanfix. Fortunately,

this Reddit user was. They received this

message from her account. Quote, "Only

you get to see how ticklish this cowgirl

really is. Winky face. Feet emoji. Just

can't stop giggling. Giggling face. Feet

emoji."

The price of what is presumably a

picture of her feet is $200. This price

point could have been done to supplement

the loss in revenue from her podcast.

The same could be said for her newest

venture. Haley wanted to become a gaming

streamer, a space she is not at all

familiar with.

>> What What all do you know about Twitch

prior to this?

Um, not much. I figured out how to turn

my computer on and everything and get it

ready, but otherwise, uh,

>> so you didn't even know how to like

utilize the computer.

>> Yeah,

>> that's pretty cool.

>> The production value in Haley's streams

are not very high, and Haley has no

schedule for them.

>> What do you mean, what the [ __ ] are we

doing? We're sitting here bullshitting.

We had to redownload uh, Fortnite. Haley

through her management was placed in

various spaces and promoted various

products she knew nothing about. Now

through what appears to be on her own,

she is doing the same thing only with

gaming content on the live section of

the talk to a channel. On November 3rd,

creator gamer for Mars on Twitter posted

an image that showed Haley and now we're

into one of her streams was sitting at

an active base of nine. Without the

social media management machine behind

her, this is where she is. where most

successful game streamers opt to stream

on Twitch and stream daily for eight

hours, Haley was on YouTube, utilizing

her podcast-based channel to promote an

entirely different genre, one where she

streams infrequently and for an average

of 2 hours at a time. This is likely the

truest variant of Haley Welch. It has

taken her just over a year to lose all

momentum. She went from someone being

entirely unknown to being viewed as the

all-American woman, [music] a factory

worker who was given fame she never

asked for and supposedly utilized it for

charity. Then almost immediately

everything flipped when she began

promoting the most lucrative yet

deceptive products. The woman who was

praised as a counter to the worst parts

of social media has fully embodied them.

And as of November 2025, she has been

delivered a future far more grim. The

Borwick Law lawsuit which she toted

being excluded from has now included

her. Quote, "Defended Welsh, while less

technically sophisticated than the other

actors, played a critical operational

role by providing the trust vector

through which millions of retail

investors were induced to participate.

Although Welsh did not design the fraud,

her participation materially advanced it

by leveraging her parasocial influence

and directing her fans towards the token

at the precise moment insiders were

preparing to extract liquidity. For this

reason, Welsh is properly named in the

unjust enrichment claim, even though she

is not alleged to have participated in

the technical manipulation."

Even her obliviousness could not save

her, though it is her intuition that

should have. This is why the story of

Haley Welsh, the small town girl, and

her crypto scam, is not a story of the

girl, but the blank slate and what it

can become when fully exposed. when

etched upon everpresent corrupt

individuals seeking to extract rather

than improve all while waiting to find

their next slate. Oh, you got to give

him that hawk too and spit on that

thing. You get me?