Whenever I hit the drive-thru, I'm the

guy that always gets the healthy fast

food option. And honestly, it's boring.

It sucks. I feel like I'm missing out on

what everyone else is actually here for.

But today, that ends. I'm going to every

single fast food spot and ordering the

unhealthiest item that they have. Here

are the rules. One, it has to be the

highest calorie menu item. Two, I can't

make any modifications. And [music]

three, I have to use everything. The

meal comes with dips, sauces,

everything. First stop, McDonald's. I

literally flew all the way to America to

come to McDonald's because this menu

item is not available where I'm from.

Thank god I'm married. Could you imagine

going on a first date and telling the

person that your big business trip was

to a McDonald's?

As you can see, I am wearing all white,

which is a bold choice. A very bold

choice given the topic of this video

because we are going to be having some

messy food. But I'm curious to see if I

can make it to the end completely

stainfree.

That's going to be very interesting

because I'm I'm a really messy eater.

So, that I'm very curious myself. The

menu item we're going in for is the big

breakfast with hot cakes. 1,340

calories, 36 g of protein, 158 g of

carbs, and 63 g of fat. That is some

unhealthy hall of fame numbers, my

friends. Let's go have breakfast. So, I

made my way into McDonald's and ordered

the Big Breakfast, which of course is

labeled as a popular item. And after

rounding up for charity, the meal only

came to $7, which is actually

ridiculous. Big breakfast with hotcakes

has arrived. And when it comes to

McDonald's, between breakfast, lunch,

and dinner, I think they come through

the most at breakfast time. So, this

could very well be worth it. This just

looks like the downfall of humanity. But

more importantly, my physique on a

plate. [music] And if you're starting

your day with this, it's not going to be

a very productive one. I'm going to say

that. So [music] many people are

watching me feel so awkward right now.

They gave me so much honey on the side.

Like, do they think I'm Winnie the Pooh

or something? Like, what am I going to

do with that much honey? Since I had to

use everything on the plate, I began to

butter my pancakes. Now, normally I

would use maple syrup, so I was kind of

confused about the honey, but I just

ended up pouring it over my biscuit. The

more that I look at it, the more it just

looks like a deconstructed [music]

McGriddle with a side of pancakes and a

side of a hash brown. Let's start with

the sausage.

[music] It's not fancy. It's not

gourmet, but that sausage hits serotonin

a lot. My one very on brand complaint is

that the sausage just isn't thick

enough. I've never had scrambled eggs at

McDonald's either.

>> It actually tastes real.

I thought I was going to be questioning

science and nature before 9:00 a.m., but

that seems like a real egg. So, I

believe that this is what you're

supposed to do here.

Actually, very good. That honey though

does not taste like it came from a

beehive.

More like a freaking factory pipe for

having big in the name big breakfast.

[music]

It's not really big. So maybe they're

referring to the guilt that I'm going to

feel afterwards because I'm already

feeling a little bit guilty

>> and kind of gross right now. Hot cake

time.

It has the texture

of a memory that I don't want back.

If you've never had pancakes [music]

before,

you might like it, but it's not a very

good pancake. You know when you get

hugged by someone that you know doesn't

like you? That's the feeling I have

right now while I'm eating this. Like

there's like this small piece of like

comfort and a small part of me feels

good, but the overwhelming majority of

me just feels really bad and I feel like

there's a hidden agenda. And when it

comes to this, that hidden agenda is

growing my waistline. The star of the

show, McDonald's hash brown. One thing

that we cannot take away from McDonald's

is that they are the goat at cooking

potatoes.

>> It reminds me when I used to be fat as a

kid. I love it. I ate the rest of this

meal with such intense detail so I could

accurately determine whether or not it's

worth it. The meal started pretty fire,

but the pancakes, [music] they were

really letting the team down. I'm not

sure if even the hash brown or biscuit

sandwich could redeem it. In my opinion,

I would only ever seek this meal out if

I was drunk, but if you are a diehard

McDonald's lover, then I feel like this

could be worth it for like a once a year

glucose overdose relapse. But this

should not be a regular occurrence

order. I I just don't think it's worth

it. Along with our rules, I'm also going

to be ranking every item on the well

worth it scale from would do it again

all the way to instant regret.

McDonald's big breakfast with hot cakes

once was enough. We are now at Burger

King and we are going in for the

Roadhouse King. And just looking at this

photo, I'm going to need a priest and a

defibrillator. Like this thing is a

buffet stacked vertically. It's 1,430

calories, which is a lot. Like that is

more than my powerlifting total. It's 81

g of carbs, 78 g of protein, and 89 g of

fat. Like if you're making a sandwich

with over 70 g of protein and the fat is

still outdoing it, you are no longer

trying to feed me. You're simply trying

to defeat me. This is also extremely

high-risisk territory for my white

shirt. So,

>> could I do the Roadhouse King, please?

>> Well, that was too combo.

>> Uh, just the sandwich.

>> Just the sandwich came to $11.75.

We are back in Canadian currency now, so

take that as you will.

>> This thing is insanely heavy. Who is

getting this with fries? The same type

of person who tosses fireworks in a

house fire, I bet. But the wrapper is

even wet. It's ready for me. And I

didn't even have to do anything. Wow,

that looks messy. I think this is Burger

King's attempt at population control. I

think we could also call this the widow

maker. Oh my, there is some heft to

this. I said the same thing looking up

at Shack. Something this substantial

should not fit in my hands this easily.

Here we go.

It definitely did not look like the ad.

Not even close. But in terms of the

taste, flavor profile, mostly beef.

The barbecue sauce is really good. The

scary thing is bacon is usually very

[music] intense. It's like the loudest

ingredient in the room. Right now, it's

playing hide-and-seek. I don't even

taste the bacon. Slightly concerning.

The onion rings are more of a a deep

fried question mark. If anything,

they're not very good. Not very crispy.

Kind of a waste. I already feel like I'm

starting to sweat. It is so heavy. And

there's so much sauce on this. Oh, I

feel like vaping is like a multivitamin

in comparison. Each bite, I feel like

I'm agreeing to a contract with the

devil. But with all that said, it is so

good. It definitely needs some sort of

freshness, like a tomato, some lettuce.

I wouldn't taste it, but more for visual

to make me feel a little bit better

about myself. It tastes like a cry for

help on a sesame bun, pretty much. To

recap it,

>> there I was, sitting alone in the corner

at Burger King, questioning every life

choice that led me here. But I'm not

leaving until I finished The Roadhouse

King. The first few bites were

incredible, but halfway through it was

pure chaos in a bun. There was too many

flavors, too much [music] sauce, and

somehow even too much meat. Not only

does this taste unsafe, it even it even

feels unsafe.

It smells like heaven, though. and my

future cardiologist, New Maserati. But

there's something about it that I just I

keep coming back to. It's like a

culinary Stockholm syndrome. [music]

They're going to be crying in the car

after this. Look how much this burger is

inflaming my face.

Wow.

>> This burger definitely looked a lot

better than it tastes. Did it? I did. It

though. I I I don't think it's worth the

calories at all. Not at all.

>> Burger King Roadhouse King. Questionable

decisions were made. Next up, Subway.

I'm going in for the beast. A 1,460

calorie sub featuring half a pound of

meat with five premium deli meats,

double proolone cheese, fresh lettuce,

tomatoes, red onions, and of course,

mayo. When I asked for the beast, he

just looked at me concerned. So, I went

in a little closer and said it again.

>> The beast. His eyes popped and he knew

exactly what to do. He started stacking

literally every meat they had in the

store on my sandwich and it was actually

starting to look scary, especially when

he put all the cheese on top. And then

all the veggies went on and then it was

finished with the money shot of mayo.

Sadri was a wonderful sandwich artist

and I can't wait to try his work. The

beast came out to $1621.

1,460

calories for a sub is crazy work. And

when I ordered this, he just looked at

me. He's like, "This guy must have lost

a bet or his self-respect and I didn't

lose a bet." The first order of business

that we got to do, of course, we [music]

got to measure it. People lie, so we got

to we got to see.

And that looks to be right on the money.

Okay.

We literally have every meat in the

store, just not Sadre's, but he could

slip in. I wouldn't complain. If you

went to Subway within a 5day range,

[snorts] I would know. It's just such a

distinct smell. Look at that thing. We

got some salami dripping off the side.

It's showing off a little bit. Calling

this just a sub is like saying the Mona

Lisa is just a painting. I feel like

this is going to be delicious.

I have no idea what I just tasted, but

it's great. [music] Each bite, my brain

feels like it's trying to solve a puzzle

that it doesn't understand, but somehow

it really works. Like the spiciness of

the salami, the cheesiness.

M.

If you're a vegan and want to become a

born again meat eater, this right here

is your baptism, man. This is like the

Noah's arc of deli animals. It's really

nice that through all the meat, you

still [music] taste the tomato, the

lettuce, the onions that brings the

freshness that we've been missing this

entire video. So, this is really nice.

This is definitely going to give me that

classic post foot long limp. But I think

the biggest question is, can I taste all

five meats? No, not really. Like, is it

going to be any different than if I just

got a turkey club sandwich? I don't

really think so. Can I distinctly taste

the double cheese? I don't think so. So,

I feel like there's a lot of extra

calories that don't really need to be in

here, and I think it would just [music]

still taste the exact same. I also can't

believe I'm saying this, but I'm getting

a little bit of meat fatigue right now.

There's just there's a lot of meat going

on in here within this sub. There's like

some very average bites, but then

there's also some bites that have a

taste that you're never going to forget.

[music] So, is that worth it?

I I was fully ready to say once was

enough until I had this bite. And

thankfully, I caught this in slow-mo. I

don't know what was happening here, but

this was the best bite I've ever had at

Subway. It transcends all other Subway

experiences [music]

I've ever had.

>> All right, guys. I can't believe I'm

saying this, but I just hit a pocket. I

just hit the most magical bite that

makes [music] this sandwich worth it.

It's worth it.

>> Subway. I would do it again.

>> Next up on our hit list is Taco Bell,

and we're going in for the deluxe box.

It's 1,730

calories. This is for somebody who just

wants it all. It's basically a less

shameful way of ordering the entire

menu. So, I mean, hopefully my my toilet

paper back when I'm home is deluxe as

well, because I already know I'm not

going to be able to trust a fart for the

rest of the day. The deluxe box came out

to $18.39.

>> Gracias. Thank you.

>> The plan was to totally eat this inside,

but there was so many high schoolers in

there, and they're intimidating

creatures. So, I I'm eating in the car

now. Let's open Pandora's box, shall we?

I'm probably going to need a whole bunch

of Accutane after this. There is a lot

going on in here. We have a chalupa, a

burrito, a taco, and then I'm just so

thankful that we don't only have fries.

We have nacho fries because, you know,

when I'm eating a taco, I just think I

need fries with that. I'm being

sarcastic. And then we also have this,

which I'm not sure if it's like a cheese

sauce or like an orange disgusting mayo

base situation. Regardless, we have to

try it. And from my experience with Taco

Bell, I feel like everything has the

same flavor profile, just in different

shapes. And for this to be considered

worth it, I think at least three of the

four things need to be delicious. So,

let's find that out.

>> Starting with the chalupa.

>> I don't know what the a chalupa is, but

let's just pick a side and go to town

here.

Ooh, that's good. Ooh.

M I can't believe I'm saying this, but

the flavor profile is actually kind of

complex. The beef is seasoned amazingly.

I love the veggies in it. The texture is

phenomenal. The fried dough is great.

[music] This is worth it on its own.

We're off to a good start.

>> Things are looking good for the deluxe

box. Next, the burrito.

>> We got to give this burrito some Viagra

here. Holy mol.

Why does it [music] taste like this?

[snorts] O,

that was just a nice little reminder as

to why [music] it's not called Burrito

Bell. I don't know if they're practicing

like minimalism here or extreme budget

cuts with the burritos, but there's not

a lot going on in here. Like, if I was

at a Mexican restaurant, I would send

this back immediately and then I would

leave. I don't think I would ever eat

this in even the most desperate of

times. It's It's simply horrible.

We're tied at one. Next, the taco. I

don't think it's possible that they mess

up a taco here. All right.

Not a lot of meat. However, the flavor

is not bad. It tastes very fresh cuz

there's a lot of veggies in here. I

mean, the only bad taco is the one that

you didn't eat. I feel like it's really

hard to [snorts] make a bad taco. So,

I mean, it's not bad. It's not bad. I'll

give it a pass. I'll give it a pass.

>> The taco just made it, which means it's

all up to the nacho fries to determine

if this meal is worth it.

>> Look how orange these fries [music] are.

They look like they're wearing like a

bunch of fake tanner. They should be on

Love Island or something. All right, so

we're going to dip them into the sauce.

Give it a dip. Put it to my lip.

They have a very nice spice to them.

That cheese sauce is fantastic. It

tastes questionable and oddly addictive.

Am I going to say Taco Bell is worth it

right now?

I think I'm going to have to say it. If

you can swap out the burrito, that thing

is gross. I never thought I'd say this,

but Taco Bell Deluxe Box would do it

again without the burrito. Also, shirt

update. We're still good. I am about to

order the highest calorie pizza, not

only at this place, but the highest

calorie fast food chain pizza in

existence, and that is the Papa John's

Shakaroni. 390 calories per slice time 8

makes this pizza over 3,000 calories. I

love Shaq. My job will never forget him.

And I also love this ad of him. He looks

like he's a 5-year-old showing off his

kindergarten art project. He just looks

so happy and it makes it makes me happy.

So, let's order this thing. All right.

Shakaroni. Fan favorite. I don't know

about that. That sounds like a marketing

ploy, if I do say so myself. Shakaroni.

Over half a pound of cheese and extra

pepperoni on an extra-L large pizza with

eight foldable slices of our fresh,

never frozen original dough served with

our special garlic sauce and the

pepperonchini. That's gross. That's just

it's that's gross. Half a pound of

cheese. I already want to myself.

That just sounds like internal dairy

demolition. And why do we need garlic

sauce? We don't need garlic sauce with

something this substantial. I mean, this

is not going to make me Shaq's height.

It's certainly going to make me his

weight pretty quickly. Let's look at the

macros here. We got 15 g of protein is

not bad. 18 g of fat per slice is

horrendous.

And 39 g of carbs. How much is this

thing?

You got to be nah. I just spent $44 on

this pizza. Bro spent so much time in

the NBA, he thinks concession prices are

normal. This better be good. So, it's

gonna be here in an hour. So, we're

gonna sit, [music] wait, and prepare.

Thank you so much.

>> Thank you. Bye.

>> Okay. Bye. Time to see if John is going

from Papa to just straight up daddy.

Oh, baby. That looks delicious. That is

some respectable pepperoni coverage.

>> I'm definitely not in Italy, but this is

a beautiful looking delivery pizza. This

is a pretty goodiz pizza. And the funny

thing is, this probably looks like a

personal size beside my boy Shaq. And

honestly, it looks a lot less predatory

than I thought it would be. It looks

more appetizing than menacing. Shaq

really did say, "We need more pepperoni

and we need more cheese." And then Papa

John's just like, "Sure thing, big

fella." Because they know that you can't

have the competition if you're already

dead. Let's just pick a piece here. Oh

my.

Go with this one.

Oh, there's so much cheese that you

literally cannot even almost rip it.

[music]

Look at that.

That is a thing of beauty. Beauty

recognizes beauty. And in honor of

Shack, open wide and let it slide.

Pepperoni has a nice crunch.

Yeah.

I mean, it's not bad. It's not not bad

either. Like I don't think it's possible

to make me a pizza that I'm not going to

eat. And if you did, you should be

shocked. All right, let's hit Shaq from

the back now. Return the favor a little

bit here.

It's just pepperoni pizza, just louder

about it. There's just a lot more going

on. It has the right amount of sauce

that I desire. Thin crispy crust. Let's

deploy this sauce here. Now, I would

have thought that the half pound of

cheese and extra pepperoni [snorts]

would have had enough grease. And I

don't think we need the sauce, but I

mean, it's here for a reason.

[music]

Oh, yeah. It does hit.

>> The pizza is doing its job. Simple,

effective, comforting. [music]

But that dip, you put that dip on

anything and I'm yours. At least

temporarily. It instantly transforms a

plain crust into a garlic bread heaven.

>> I can normally dominate a full pizza. I

feel like with this one, five slices

would put me into submission. You

actually like completely forget that

there's crust. There's just so much

cheese and so much pepperoni. So, some

people might see that as a positive, but

for me, a [music] pizza everything is

equally as important. You know, it's

sauce, cheese, topping, dough. A regular

pepperoni pizza at Papa John's is 70

fewer calories a slice. That's a 560

calorie difference for the whole pie.

And I'm not sure if Shaq is tasting good

enough to be worth it. For me, gluttony

is my emotional escape. But with that

said, I do think there's like literally

too much pepperoni on this pizza. It's

like pepperoni peer pressure. Like, it's

just in my face. And it it's just

there's no relief from it. There's too

much. I don't like it. I'm not liking it

at all. And it kind of begs the

question, is this actually significantly

better than just a regular pepperoni

pizza? Is it worth the calories? Like I

don't think so. I think this is a case

of too much of a good thing makes

something bad.

You know, it's still really good, but

like I just don't think that it's that

much better than a regular pepperoni

pizza, which is why I'm going to say

it's not at all worth it.

And I'm probably going to finish this

whole thing. Why is food so addictive?

Papa John's Shakaroni. Questionable

decisions were made. Next on the [music]

list, Wendy's. And I'm going straight

for the bacon deluxe triple. 11.49 of

pure chaos. Like look at that beast.

[music] It's ridiculous. But I already

know it's going to slap. The meat here

is fresh, [music]

never frozen, and they flex that fact

every chance they get.

>> Is this a burger or a real estate

investment? Like this thing is tall.

>> I was determined to wrap my jaw around

this full thing. We did it and it was so

good.

It's a delicate dance between beef and

cheese, but they executed this to

perfection. Also, the quality of meat,

I'm convinced the Burger King one was

freezer burnt. Now, just to let you

know, if there's ever a triple in the

name of your burger, just know it could

certainly lead to a triple bypass.

Again, I can't taste the bacon at all.

>> I think if I ever craved a fast food

burger, this would be it. Wendy's Bacon

Deluxe Triple. I'd do it again. Of

course, after that, I needed dessert, so

I hit up Dairy Queen to get the large

royal Oreo Blizzard filled with fudge,

which was $10.38.

It looks really unassuming. Guess the

calories of this. If you guessed B,

you're correct.

>> There was 51 g of fat and 151 g of sugar

just in this cup.

>> Before I dived in, I had to do the

Blizzard test for myself. It only seemed

right.

Yeah, I really just did that. But I

still didn't get it on my shirt. I

thought that was supposed to work. I

mean, usually Dairy Queen Blizzards earn

your trust and then they they kill you

silently. But

okay,

so this thing is actually filled with

fudge in the center. So like a lot of

things, we got to go deep and you might

just get a little fudge on your spoon.

I'm not going to lie. I had to close my

eyes after the first bite and just feel.

I had to I had to just feel what was

happening inside me.

>> Okay, this is the tastiest form of

self-destruction I have ever had. The

crunchiness of the Oreos, the warm fudge

with the cold ice cream. Like, you're

going to finish this whole entire thing

and wish you had it.

>> Every bite hit just as hard as the

first. And being a massive Oreo fan,

this was one of the most enjoyable

things I've had this week. But still, I

had a hard time wondering if it's worth

it.

>> Take a look at this. We just dessert

minded a full fudge bite. You kidding

me? This is less of [music] a dessert.

It's more of a life event that I

recommend people have at least once in

their lifetime. [music] So, I'm going to

say that this is worth it

for a one time thing. It's worth it.

It's so good. Dairy Queen Royal Oreo

Blizzard once was enough. Unfortunately,

last stop thankfully because your boy is

starting to break out a little bit is

Starbucks. And I'm joined here with my

little sidekick. Well, not little. We're

the same height.

>> I'm 6 foot.

>> Yeah.

>> Hi. Good afternoon. Welcome to

Starbucks. Give me a minute. Thank you.

>> Yeah,

>> I heard him say Subway.

>> I heard Subway, too. We are definitely

going out of our comfort zone here

because I only ever come to Starbucks to

take a black. She comes for the stupid

pink drinks. I do not drink a pink

drink.

>> Yes, you do.

>> I have a iced passion tea.

>> Triggered.

>> That's not a pink drink. It is pink.

>> Hi. Can I get a venty

uh mocha cookie crumble frappuccino? 590

calories for that. What do you think

about that?

>> That is high.

>> That's high.

>> But it sounds good.

>> Yeah, it's going to be tasty.

>> Yeah.

>> I think with a drink that high in

calories, there needs to be alcohol in

it.

>> Wo.

>> Yeah. Thanks.

>> Is this bigger than normal?

What's venty? Large.

>> Venti is 20.

>> Is that large?

>> Venti means 20. It's large.

>> Why don't they just say large?

>> Hey, come on now. Can't bring her

anywhere. Thank you very much.

>> Oh my god.

>> Thank you. Take a look at that. The

bottom has whipped cream. I love a

bottom and whipped cream.

>> He does.

>> Oh man,

>> that's actually insane.

>> Holy

>> What the heck? Okay, we have the mocha

cookie crumble venti. Whenever I think

of the past, it brings up so many

memories and I always think about being

a little kid and I loved the caramel

frappuccinos

>> because like when you're 10 years old,

Frappuccinos are like the greatest thing

ever. It's the greatest treat. But now

in our 30s, I think it's more of a

threat than anything.

>> Why a threat?

>> Because it's just it's just going to

make us feel really bad after.

>> Oh, I think it's going to make me feel

really good.

>> You think so?

>> Yeah.

>> She's still a kid at heart.

>> Yeah. You're the chocolate lover. You

get the first sip.

>> She's a chocolate lover.

>> I am. I gravitate towards the fruier

side of things.

>> Oh, that's great.

>> Is it?

>> Mhm.

>> That's fabulous. [music]

>> Has nice u cookie crumbles. I guess

that's why they call it that. The Oreos

are really nice touch.

>> Do you think they're real Oreos?

>> I think so. It's Starbucks. It was seven

over $7.

>> Mhm.

>> I'm having way too much.

>> That's fine.

>> Like it's my channel or something.

>> I'm down with the thickness of it. But

it's crazy to think that some people see

this as like a drink to go along with

their meal. Like this is not coffee,

everybody. Like calling this coffee is

like calling Mountain Dew green juice.

Like this is in no way, shape, or form a

side to a meal. Do you agree? I feel

like you wouldn't agree.

>> I just don't want to comfort people. If

do you

>> comfort them? This is the whole point of

this.

>> Oh, then yeah. I mean, I wouldn't be

drinking that with something else. I

already feel bad for how many sips I

took. It's fine.

>> I need to keep my hands in my pocket. I

can't have anymore.

>> It's childhood obesity in a cup. Like

only kids are getting this. So, it's

only going to make like our hopefully

our inner child pre-diabetic only.

>> Oh, it doesn't count for the adults?

>> No. I think it's like perfect. It has

like the right amount of sweetness.

There's a bit of coffee in it. There's

chocolate. The texture is really nice.

And then I'm thinking I went I was on

Dairy Queen that's like the same size

and this is like a third of the

calories.

>> Ah. So, you know, like if if you treat

this as dessert, it's actually a pretty

substantial lower calorie dessert if

you're thinking about it like that.

>> I just had to quickly explain to Katie

the will worth it scale where we both

came to an agreement.

>> 3 2 1 worth it.

>> The last few days, I chased flavor like

it was a sport. Massive burgers, absurd

desserts, and more sauce than any human

could ever need. And yeah, most of it

was incredible. But at some point, you

realize the real question isn't how good

it was. [music] It's how it's going to

make you feel later.

>> Will

William,

>> huh?

>> Don't you just wish you could eat

whatever you wanted all the time

and you have a bunch of all over

your shirt? [music]

Eh, I don't think it would be so great.