"We will ruin your life" -Microsoft
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Now, I know most of my videos about
Microsoft tend to be a little bit more
nitpicky uh or making fun of a
situation. Like, look at this graph
right here. You see how it starts off at
pretty much zero and then just in the
last year completely exploding. Well,
what is this graph? Well, this is the
Google trends for GitHub alternatives.
Normally, I'd make a video and we'd all
GitHub what? Oh, they suck. But this
time, this video it's a little
different. Okay, I want you to take a
look at this picture. I know, anime
waifu. Some of you pretty excited. Calm
down. This is not an exciting topic.
Okay, this picture right here is nothing
but distilled fear for Microsoft. For
you, probably something different.
Distilled something completely
different. But for Microsoft, absolutely
the most terrifying image they've seen
in years. Now, if you're not chronically
online and I'm your new source, which a
lot of you say that, uh, if that's the
case, then this image, you're probably
going, "Well, what what's so scary?
What's so scary about a little anime
waifu?" is we all know what happens when
you see an anime waifu, right? Either
whatever's coming up next is going to be
just singlehandedly the dumbest thing
you've ever heard in your entire
lifetime or from the most cracked
engineer you've ever seen in your
lifetime. Well, it turns out it's the
second one. Okay, it's the very very
cracked because what you're seeing is
the nightmare eclipse account. Six zero
days in six weeks and one big grudge.
This individual is releasing zero days
that are absolutely devastating once a
week for the last 6 weeks. They have
been banned off of GitHub. They just got
done being banned off of GitLab. They
are losing and de being deplatformed
constantly by releasing these huge zero
days. Now, if you're anything like me,
you probably go, okay, well, like
releasing zero days, that's that's bad,
right? I mean, I'm not a huge security
guy, so I can't tell you a lot about
security. Uh, but I can tell you that it
seems bad, right? Releasing out stuff
that could potentially get just your
average mom and pa hacked or have some
of their assets stolen. Yeah, that
sounds that sounds pretty bad. But when
you start learning about this story,
when you start learning about Microsoft,
I think you're going to be a little bit
surprised. And maybe, just maybe, you'll
go, "Oh, this story's a bit different."
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WELCOME BACK. SO, FIRST, let's just like
learn a little bit about kind of the
backstory or what's going on and then
we're going to see some of the reactions
which is going to make you kind of have
a a kind of a 180 about what's going on.
So, first off, Nightmare Eclipse, Dead
Eclipse, Chaotic Eclipse, or Just
Eclipse, is a malicious actor who has
released six Windows zeroday exploits
since early April 2026 in what multiple
researchers described as an escalating
retaliatory campaign against Microsoft.
Eclipse doesn't fit neatly into the
traditional threat intelligence
categories. They don't appear to be
seeking profits, advancing a social
cause, or pursuing geopolitical
objectives. In other words, just pure
chaos. Like they're literally out there
for the love of the game. They appear to
be a single security researcher driven
by a personal vengeance deliberately
unleashing dangerous exploits that
others are now using in real world
attacks. Defenders and researchers
should respond to nightmare eclipse as
seriously as any other threat actor.
Even though they operate alone and
outside the usual ecosystem. And of
course the list of their exploits. Blue
Hammer, Red Sun, Undefend, Yellow Key,
Green Plasma, Mini Plasma, and several
of them unpatched. If you're interested
more in kind of some of the backstory
and like how they're coming up with the
names, you can check out the link in the
description. But the part that's pretty
interesting is that the actor identity
is unknown, but people believe this is
an insider. They believe it is a former
Microsoft employee. Nightmare Eclipse
also alleges that personnel directly
threatened them from Microsoft Security
Response Center. I was told personally
by them that they will ruin my life and
they did. All right, so that's kind of
like where we stand on what we know
about this situation. And so for me, I
was, you know, you could see that
there's some sort of personal grievance,
some sort of vendetta going on here. But
still, I still kind of feel bad about
Zero Days being released just proof of
concept right into the wild because
people will end up getting hurt.
Granted, that's still true, but now I'm
starting to learn a lot of things about
Microsoft Security Response Center, and
I think you should probably know about
them, too. Last time I dealt with
Microsoft Security Response Center, I
found a command injection vulnerability
present for a decade in context menus.
Not highly critical, but still
exploitable. MSRC did not reward the
bounty, nor did they attribute a CVE to
this finding because it doesn't meet
their criteria as vulnerability that
requires an immediate security update.
However, it was fixed a month later in
Windows 11 Canary. So, taking credit and
pretending like it's not a big deal and
not paying somebody. My last submission
to MSRC was for a Defend Guard bypass. I
learned my lesson from prior drawn out
submissions. So, I included a 90-day
window this time. MSRC responded saying
that I met their bar and they would fix
it, but asked me to withhold disclosure
for another 90 days because they needed
a few extra months to fix it. I agreed
on the condition that they issue a CVE
to which they agreed. After the agreed
upon patch Tuesday a few months later, I
couldn't find any mention in the CVE
list. So, I reached out to MSRC to
inquire. It turns out they changed their
minds, deciding it did not meet their
bar for servicing, yet patched it
anyways. Since it didn't meet their bar,
they didn't issue a CVE. MSRC strung me
along a few extra months to keep me
quiet and then broke their word. Huh.
So, again, they effectively strung
somebody along and didn't give them
credit, effectively refusing to pay
them. Kind of seems like a A little bit
of a reoccurring theme, don't you think?
Last time I dealt with MSRC, responsibly
disclosed an issue with a legacy OT that
allowed me to spray passwords at
redacted endpoint and avoid smart
lockout. Received an email 5 months
after initial case opening. Doesn't meet
the bar for servicing. Microsoft
silently fixed and closed the case. Huh.
You know, it's almost like you're
starting to see a pattern here. And if
you check out VX underground, apparently
there's a maybe a little bit more that
we don't understand. It turns out that
Microsoft Security Response Center is
actually somehow this center that is
just really disservicing the security
researchers out there. They are
completely ignoring them and or they're
just taking their work, silently fixing
it, not responding, doing all sorts of
stuff that just massively decentizes the
entire security research world. And this
has been going on for years. It's been
going on for so long that look at this
right here. LA, this is in August 2023.
Okay, this is 3 years ago. Last week,
Senator Ron Widen sent a letter to the
Cyber Security and Infrastructure
Security Agency, the Department of
Justice, and Federal Trade Commission
asking they hold Microsoft accountable
for repeated pattern of negligent cyber
security practices, which has enabled
the Chinese espionage against the United
States government. According to the data
from Google project zero, Microsoft
products have accounted for an aggregate
42.5%
of all zero days discover since 2014. So
it turns out this has been going on for
years. They are negligent. They have
been the government has been getting
involved now and people are just
absolutely fed up. So whatever has
happened to Nightmare Eclipse, obviously
there's probably a bigger backstory than
we realize. Now we may not get the
entire story, but we do know how
Microsoft is going to respond. a shared
responsibility protecting customers
through coordinated vulnerability
disclosure. In other words, you need to
do these kind of responsible disclosures
or else whatever they say in here is
going to happen. Now, they obviously are
acknowledging this eclipse uh
vulnerabilities that have been
happening. In recent weeks, several zero
day vulnerabilities have been publicly
disclosed. Now, if you go down here, you
can see that they list out a couple of
those right there, including no links to
green plasma or mini plasma. But even
further down right here, look at this
line. Our digital crimes unit will
continue bringing cases against these
actors and those who that enable their
criminal activity, coordinating as
needed with law enforcement around the
world. In other words, if you don't
responsibly disclose, they're going to
bring the longhand of justice against
you. They're actually out there being
like, "Yo, it's actually a crime not to
tell us where we have messed up. We're
probably going to completely
disincentivize people. We're probably
going to take their work. We're probably
not going to give them credit as we have
on multiple occasions. We're probably
not even going to give them money. But
you know what? If you don't do right by
us, then that's actually evil, wrong,
and deserves to be punished, and you
should be thrown in some sort of uh
concrete box with metal bars because
you're the bad person. You know, me just
being like a complete novice. I'm a
complete novice in this area. I don't
know how to hack. I one time found a
vulnerability that was super super duper
massive, but that's because I I stumbled
ass backwards into it completely by
accident. I've never really done any
sort of serious security researching.
And so I don't actually understand the
world that's out there. But from all the
private messages I have received even
about this specific topic, Microsoft has
been hands down dealing people dirty for
over a decade. it appears at least
that's if I are if I'm to believe all
the stories I've been told and some of
them are from quite credible people.
Anyways, I wanted to make this video
because I feel like it's just super
unfair how they're treating people and I
don't think a lot of people even know
that this is happening. It's honestly
it's a pretty responsible disclosure
thing of me to do to let people know
just how bad this organization is. Okay.
Hey, I'm not I'm not Hey, I I'm doing
this for the love of the game. Okay. The
name is the primogen.
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The video explores the case of 'Nightmare Eclipse', a malicious actor releasing a series of zero-day exploits against Microsoft. While the release of these exploits is dangerous, the video highlights a systemic issue regarding how Microsoft's Security Response Center (MSRC) treats security researchers. The creator discusses numerous accounts of researchers being ignored, strung along, or denied credit and payment for their vulnerabilities, suggesting that Microsoft's dismissive behavior has created a hostile environment that disincentivizes responsible disclosure.
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