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>> Feel good.

>> I was trying to get a John Lily picture.

>> It's a John Lily awareness day.

>> Is the Carheart uh no

>> specific time period appropriate? No,

>> it's uh it's supposed to be like a

boiler suit.

>> Ah,

>> but uh my it didn't arrive.

>> What is a boiler suit? like a coverall.

>> Oh, like someone would wear in the

boiler room.

>> Yeah, but there's the best kind to get.

I would have done a mashup. Now, see

here, he's got kind of a pleather

jumpsuit. [laughter]

>> He's got a lot of great looks.

>> That guy was out there.

>> The two diamond studs. Oh, let me take

off my John C. Lily glasses. [laughter]

>> Oh, yeah. He invented uh the isolation

goon tank.

>> Oh, yeah. You go in there and goon, it's

like you're in space, dude. My friend

actually went in his tank and did

ketamine with him before he went in his

tank.

>> Who? Who?

>> Todd McCormick.

>> Hey, what happened?

>> He John Lily shot him up with an

intramuscular shot of ketamine before he

went into the tank.

[laughter]

>> He's like, "This is what I do. You want

to do it?" He's like, "Okay, sure."

>> John John's like, "Hey, do you want to

watch my parents [ __ ] to conceive

me?" I like to do that in this thing.

[laughter]

>> Let's go back in time. I like to go into

the [ __ ] what do they call that

Buddhist thing where you go and watch

your parents [ __ ]

>> Is that a real thing?

>> Yeah. You know the in this I

[clears throat] forget the afterlife.

Their whole mapping the afterlife thing

that

>> But can they do it like with meditation

or something? Is that what you're

saying?

>> Yeah. But they say

>> if you could choose to do that

>> what

>> if you could go back in time and watch

something but only one thing and that

thing is your parents [ __ ] you could

be back in 1976 or whenever it was you

were born.

>> What? So what do I get out of that then?

Nothing.

>> Just a research. Valuable research.

>> You only get one trip back in time.

Everybody gets a trip back in time to

see what

>> But that's the only thing you get to

say.

>> It sounds like Tibetan Buddhism what

you're describing to me. [laughter]

Pretty sure that's what uh what do they

call it when you go the the place you go

to watch your parents [ __ ] Jamie,

aren't you a Buddhist?

>> The Bodak. It's not called that.

>> Um

>> how you like that Nicki Minaj, huh?

Really? Uh

>> what about her?

>> Did you watch you? We've been covering

uh TPUSA all week.

>> Okay. You're deep in the woods. I'm not.

I stay out of that if it seems like

>> why it's such it's so great

>> because it seems like that the the the

right wing of this country is in some

sort of a weird gang war. [laughter]

>> There never was a [ __ ] United right

wing. It was a bunch of people needing

some [ __ ] done that didn't get done and

now they're upset about it. And so the

thought so here's the thing. a bunch of

people scrambling to be in control of

the narrative too.

>> The poly market dudes have some network

they there's also like the show I sold

called the cutout. They do these cutout

things where it's like you pay a uh

company to put up remember when uh Elon

showed what countries all the the tweets

are coming from,

>> right?

>> Okay. Why the [ __ ] are Indians and Sri

Lankans tweeting about Israel Palestine

[ __ ] right? Well, it's because

>> there's these bounties they put up and

you can get invited to like a circle.

Remember when you would show me those

things people would get of like, "Hey,

say this [ __ ] and we'll give you this

money."

>> Well, now there's a bounty system.

>> It's on Jimmy's channel. It's [ __ ]

amazing. So all these So a bunch of

people that I I would watch them just

like flip and say a thing like it's

their job to say it. It was their job,

but they're trying to hit a certain

amount of engagement and then you get

like 50 grand. Uh I I can't remember the

name of the guy that that pointed out,

but it's really good [ __ ] work.

>> Wow.

>> A [ __ ] I should have looked up.

>> So it's not just bots.

>> The Bardo

Bardau of becoming a Tibetan teaching

after death consciousness passes through

several Bardos culminating in the Bardau

of becoming where karmic visions of

one's next life arise. During this phase

there are increasingly frequent flashes

of the environment, parents and

circumstances in which one will be

conceived and one is drawn towards these

as a kind of refuge or new home.

>> That's interesting but not as

interesting as the influencers.

>> Thank you, Perplexity.

>> Oh yeah. No, it's all

>> Thank you to our sponsor, Perplexity.

>> I You can always tell who's getting paid

to say thing because they'll use

specific

>> paid to say that.

>> Um, well, it sounds like a fair

[laughter]

I thought it was very interesting and

informative and uh

>> I'd like to learn if you have a

brochure.

>> How many people are doing that? This is

this is the thing. The the the

conversation's always been like other

countries are doing it, you know, and

then they have bots and fake accounts,

which is definitely true as well,

>> but it seems like also they're paying

people to say things. Yeah. Well,

>> there's a lot of people that seem like

they're doing it like it's a job, right?

>> Me assuming someone either is uh

blackmailed or MK Ultra is me being kind

of positive because really a lot of

these people are just sacks of [ __ ] that

are going for a bounty.

>> So yeah,

>> if you were MK Ultra, that's like kind

of cooler than that, I think.

>> And you think some of them can just sort

of justify that bounty that, you know,

whatever country's paying it, you know,

hey, you know, they have their own

>> specific specific like billionaires and

[ __ ] paying,

>> right? And it works both ways. I'm sure

I'm sure a lot of What

>> anti-Israel stuff? People being paid a

bounty. Don't you think?

>> Don't you think? Like there's there's

certain people involved in that as well

that are probably being paid from all

around.

>> That crime that got done in Gaza and

they're done now. So everybody could

relax. They got they got it done. Yeah.

Oh yeah, it's done. So watch. He'll

explain it to you. But uh so that crime

that's done now the reason that the

frantic buying up of the media by Larry

the the shadow president Larry Ellison

is because they lost the next generation

of trauma controlled [ __ ] mind slaves

because on Tik Tok these psychopaths

bragged about crimes they did to people

and all the young zooies are on there

including in America where we were

forcefed woke [ __ ] by the oligarchs

who are now suddenly horrified because

they didn't think it would blow back

that their kids would absorb that crap.

Guess who has not had woke programming

for the last 12 years? Israel.

>> So you can tell who's involved with the

propaganda now because they have no

concept of the sensitivities of these

gender blobs that were made in this

country. So now they lost the next

generation. So now they're frantically

buying Tik Tok. They're putting Barry

Weiss in charge of [ __ ] That's going

to work out great. I bet she's already

out based on the town hall alone that we

covered. One of the worst things I've

ever seen.

>> I didn't see it.

>> Well, you're lucky. But uh we cover it

all. I actually I'm trying to stay out

of most of this stuff cuz every time I

talk to you, I get dragged in and I get

paranoid and anxiety.

>> Oh, yeah. No, you could be killed. I

mean, you saw what happened to Charlie

Kirk. Oh, no. You easily could be

killed. And uh you know, uh Yeah. I

don't know.

>> Does Jimmy worry about that?

>> Jimmy got his phone hacked with Pegasus

that time.

>> Yeah,

>> he got uh the Bohemian Grove thing is

hilarious. Yeah,

>> cuz he it's so funny cuz he you could

tell he was one of 12 kids cuz he feels

left out of [ __ ] still in a way with

things and he's like, "Well, I go that

day." I'm like, "Well, you got an

opportunity." And then you brought that

Nixon joke about Bohemian Grove.

[snorts]

>> You know the Nixon quote.

>> Yeah.

>> He goes, "You heard you heard that

quote, right?" And they go, "No,

>> they not heard it.

>> They not Come on."

>> And he said it and then they didn't

laugh. [laughter]

>> They Nobody laughed.

>> Let's play the recording of Nixon saying

it because it's even funnier. Hey, we're

back. Hey,

>> we got an issue.

>> What happened?

>> Two two podcasts in a row. The podcast

for some reason.

>> Yeah, we got we got software glitch. Um,

what were we just talking about?

>> Audio

in his own voice. The faggiest damn

thing I've ever seen

>> from not there.

>> The San Francisco crowd.

>> So, I think there's always been places

where dudes go to get their freak gone.

The lost Nixon tapes. Here it is. During

discussion with Hadelman and Kissinger

about Oh, whoops. Uh, about youth

conference uh, annual youth conference,

the subject turned to homosexuality and

society

>> as it always does.

>> Give me just give me some of this.

>> I'll make sure it's the right one

though. I don't know if it is.

>> I mean, this is gays are born that way.

No, this seems different.

>> Grove. Yeah.

>> Oh, well, Nixon was progressive. Gays

are born that way.

>> Real Lady GooGa.

>> You know the whole Nixon getting booted

from the White House story, right? Water

story fake ass Bob Woodward. Yeah.

>> Oh my god. How crazy is that?

>> Wow. Your neighbor navelin telling your

first big break is the Watergate.

>> How crazy is that story? It's a complete

story.

>> It's the template for all of the media

for how long, dude?

>> Here it is.

>> Yeah.

>> President.

It's just terrible. [laughter]

NOW, guess what?

>> From time to time, this is that quote,

it's the most fraggy goddamn thing you

could ever imagine.

>> You know, it's funny. Uh, Sir Cecil

Roads, he kept saying he wanted to make

bundles of men, you know, like a bundle

of sticks

>> of men in his round tables.

>> You know, a bundle of sticks is of

course a [ __ ] That's not the the

slur.

>> But the goal of Ces was to create secret

[ __ ] around [laughter] the world.

secret ones.

>> Yeah. Bundles of men, fraternal

organizations, the names don't matter if

you're dumb group, whatever. Everybody's

in a stupid [ __ ]

>> the Knights of the Order of some gay

[ __ ] right?

>> Skull and Bones.

>> Yeah. And And look, when he's saying uh

the f slur like that, I don't think he

just means a little bit of uh man-on-man

action. I think he's talking about the

ceremonies

>> and the dress up.

>> Oh, yeah. The dress up. The whole

Renaissance fair thing.

>> Yeah. Like [laughter] the owl thing.

Like never mind anything you heard they

did. Okay, that's just nonsense talk.

But just the things you know they did.

>> The video that Alex Jones got the video

that Alex Jones got is and he did it by

the way back with John Ronson. Back when

Alex Jones was radioactive. Yeah. So

Alex Jones and John Ronson sneak into

Bohemian Grove. Alex Jones filmed them.

Everybody was like, "He's crazy. He's a

cook." He's filming them doing this

[ __ ] wacky ceremony in front of

Molech, the owl god.

>> No. Well, it's not Molech.

>> It isn't. No.

>> What is the owl? Um it's I mean first of

all from what I understand molec is a

type of sacrifice usually to baal which

is uh like a rich man you know. Well, I

thought that owl, the big owl,

>> it was not Molech. Molech was owl.

Molech.

>> I've heard the owls called care, like

that cremation of care. There's But it's

supposed to be the Artemis owl from what

I understand. Or Athena. Athena Artemis,

the same thing.

>> Doesn't have a specific names, but it's

a symbol of Manurva, the Roman goddess

of wisdom, representing the club's

values. That's what they say.

>> Yeah, the club's values are. So,

whenever they say wisdom, that means

magic [ __ ] Can I see an image of what

that um that statue large owl statue

looks like?

>> Oh, they make a big deal about

misidentifying it as Mo.

>> Come on, man. That is weird as [ __ ]

Okay, so what what does Moolik look

like? Just pull that up.

>> Let's find out what Molech looks like.

>> I think I I think now they no longer

think Molech was an actual god and they

think it was a type of sacrifice.

>> An ancient Christian Oh, Mo. So Moch is

like a bull.

>> That's Bale. I mean, there's a bunch

Well, there's a bunch of bales. There's

Baal Hadad, Baal Aman.

>> Okay. But which is is Molech and Baal

connected?

>> Um

>> cuz all these Molech pictures. Okay. So

the sacrifice itself from what I

understand and you probably somebody on

there that could correct it, but at this

point they kind of think because it only

says MLK in the original writing. So

it's a type of sacrifice to the bull

god. You understand?

>> Right.

>> It's a molec sacrifice. So you get

material gain for your firstborn. Like

that's a molec.

>> Oh god. Look at this one. I I think

that's what it is.

>> Look at this one. The the statue of men

that's stuffed with men.

>> What's the big deal? We do that.

[laughter] Tech people do that. Burning

Man. We commemorate it.

>> Yo, can't rich old fruits have a Burning

Man of their own?

>> They already do. It's called Burning

Man.

>> Yeah, it's it's called just blowing

people up. [gasps]

>> Uh Canonite deity associated with in

biblical sources with the practice of

child sacrifice. It it derives from

combining the consonants of the Hebrew

melik king and the vowels bochett shame

the later often being used in the Old

Testament as a variant name for the

popular god Bal. So maybe they're

calling it was he calling it mole

because that's how uh Alex Jones was

referring it to to it. Was it because it

was a child sacrifice?

>> Um maybe. And also keep in mind just

because they it's an owl whatever people

that do goofy pagan [ __ ] you got think

of it like did he changing his name

every time he does a crime,

>> right? [laughter] That's how these gods

work. So it'll be like, "No, his name's

not that. It's this other thing." And

you're like, "Wait, that they're both"

and and so you could mix and match them.

It's called alchemy. You could you could

grind them in their constituents and mix

and match them all kinds of great ways.

>> That being said, they're doing something

weird. They're wearing robes. They're

chanting and they're they're carrying a

bundle of sticks that's supposed to like

represent a body or something like that.

They're burning an effigy.

>> The whole thing is [ __ ] bizarre. If

somebody invited me to that and then

that's what we went and did, I would

never hang out with them again. I'd be

like, "What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?"

>> What if you have to make a decision to

be a [ __ ] mass murderer on the order

of any mass murder they told you is bad?

And so you need to cremate your care

>> or you want to sell natural gas and get

that pipeline opened up.

>> Yeah. And I want to burn my dull care

about the bad things I'm doing away cuz

I can't not do it. I'll be killed. So

>> also, you want to be compromised because

that's how you do business.

>> That's how I do business. That's how I I

met my dolphin wife. Show Sea Roth.

[laughter]

>> I know she looks young, but she's of

age.

My favorite part about the Lily story is

the experiments that the lady was doing

with the dolphins when she was living in

the house with them and she had to jerk

them off otherwise they wouldn't pay

attention and people found out about it

and they shut the science down.

>> It made them more comp. It made the

dolphin more. Peter, he had a name show.

It's Peter the dolphin and uh he took

his own life

>> after [snorts]

>> he took his own life. Peter the dolphin

killed himself.

>> How did he do that?

>> I had It's really dumb and obvious, but

I didn't guess what it was.

>> Did he just inhale all the water?

>> Yeah, he just drown himself. I I thought

he like jumped out of the water. It's

like a big fan or something.

>> I couldn't figure out how they do it,

but yeah,

>> tied C4 to himself and just flipped over

into the crowd.

>> Bruce [laughter] is telling me about all

the how they would drain [snorts]

dolphin jihadis to like blow up.

>> Oh, we had dolphin jihadis.

>> We drained dolphin jihadis. We had

dolphin kamicazis. We took dolphins. We

love you. Hey, I'm going to just give

you a little collar.

>> Go find the Russians.

>> Let me tell you if you want to demorate

cuz I I text you some real dolphin info.

>> You did?

>> I when you text me, you text me so much

I can't read at all. It's not possible.

>> Well, that's good because this is going

to be a real treat for you to hear.

>> I like how you're still going with the

old school white background on your

texts.

>> Um, why do you think I should change it?

No. No.

>> All right.

>> You be you.

>> Is there a bad background? [laughter]

>> Um, okay. So, you know, they always say

dolphins are a little amorous is the

term they use in dolphin handling.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm allowed to talk about this as long

as they change the name of the person

and the dolphin I was told.

>> Oh, you told me. Oh, you did send me

that. That's right.

>> Okay. Cuz I was like, you know, they

always say dolphins are I was

>> Yeah. Don't Don't say your friend's

name, but tell the story cuz it's crazy.

>> Yeah. Like uh I always feel like they're

smearing dolphins like how we did to a

great man, Saddam Hussein. Remember we

smeared that guy and he was the best

president of Iraq they've ever had.

>> Well, what about Gaddafi? I

>> I don't even want to bring that one up

cuz that's really depressing.

>> That's a crazy one.

>> The most prosperous country in all of

Africa.

>> Yeah.

>> Screwed up three other countries when uh

Unreal.

>> Yeah. There's a great cry clip of

Russell Crowe explaining all the things

Gaddafi did on this podcast explaining

how we're supposed to think Gaddafi is

the bad guy. But

>> he's right. He's exactly right. Ros was

dead on with that.

>> Oh yeah, 100%.

>> So I'm like maybe dolphins are just

another Gaddafi.

>> Gaddafi gave everyone free education.

Everyone when they reached a certain age

got a home.

>> If you had a specific skill, they would

send you to another university and pay

for it. Wherever they had to send you

authoritarian

>> well that too. But so are we.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up. It's

it's all pretend.

>> Well, I hate to bring it up, but ISIS is

in charge of Syria now. Even while

morons will tell you that ISIS is

attacking Christians in Nigeria.

>> Listen,

>> is everybody [ __ ]

>> You're always a glass half empty. At

least Netanyahu got a pardon.

>> Did he? From who? Trump.

>> Trump.

>> How could Trump pardon Netanyahu for

Well, how does that work?

>> I don't know. You asked me.

>> You okay?

>> Someone should cue the America [ __ ] yeah

music right now. [laughter]

>> Oh, we're bombing Venezuela, too, by the

way. It's

>> just Hey, dude. No disinformation. Drone

bombing. We're not even there.

>> No. No. We got ground. We reported

yesterday. We got ground people. Really?

Netanyahu says Trump non-Israeli to

receive Israel prize. Oh, Trump got a

prize.

>> The first the first non-Israeli

>> uh announces Trump will be the first

non-Israeli to receive Israel prize for

tremendous contributions.

>> Yeah. Well, they should give him a

[ __ ] prize.

>> You got to make deals. You You want to

make omelets? You got to crack a few

eggs.

There's no omelet.

>> I like the prize. Nobody gets it.

>> But Israelis, I want to be the first.

>> There's no omelette ever coming.

Whenever someone says that,

>> um, what did he pardon Netanyahu for? I

didn't know that Netanyahu was in

trouble.

>> I knew he was about to be overthrown

before October 7th happened and they

tragically let that go. But right here,

>> what [laughter] are we pardoning him for

here then?

>> That's what I'm saying.

>> Oh, that's right.

>> That's what I'm saying.

>> I wonder if there's anything in it

blacked out in the Epstein thing. didn't

>> Well, that's a real insult, huh?

>> It says this. This says now the pardon

has been uh

they're disputing it.

>> Oh, they're arguing already.

>> Israel's president denies telling Trump

a Netanyahu pardon is quote on its way.

>> But he's not an American citizen, is he?

>> Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Say

that again. Say this statement again.

>> That's the headline of this. [snorts]

>> Israel's president denies telling Trump

a Netanyahu pardon is on his way. So

what does that mean? So Netanyahu denies

saying that to Trump is what it sounds

like. Doesn't it sound like that?

>> Isaac Herszog.

>> Oh, Isaac Herszog. Well, wait a minute.

Oh, the prime minister. So, they have a

prime minister and a president. Okay.

I'm so ignorant. Uh swiftly denied

President Trump's claim on Monday that

he had told US President he would pardon

Prime Minister Betanyahu Benjamin

Netanyahu. He's into what is that

saying? I think he will. Trump said when

asked if Netanyahu would get a pardon.

How do you not He's a wartime prime

minister who's a hero. How do you not

give a pardon?

>> Oh, wow. He's going to pull his ass out

of the fryer, too.

>> I think what he's saying is that he

would get a pardon from the president of

Israel. That's what I think he's saying.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. So, this is why it's confusing to

people.

>> Well, half of Israel hates that

[ __ ] by the way. Okay. And uh

he was about to be overthrown.

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>> Well, there was certainly large protests

in the street the day before October 7th

happened. Is it Is it true that there

was a standown on October 7th?

>> The IDF people were talking about the

day we It's on Jimmy show. Go on his

channel.

>> I'm asking you. So the people that don't

know what the [ __ ] we're talking about,

>> they won't believe me. They'll say John

Liy's a liar.

>> Why don't you say it?

>> They'll say John Lily is a dolphin

[ __ ] liar.

>> No, no, no. They wouldn't say that. They

wouldn't say that.

>> Um

>> What are you looking up?

>> Um Oh, cuz I we got into this cuz I was

going to tell you the truth about

dolphins.

>> Okay. a dolphin like a Netanyahu like

fish mammal.

>> Oh, the dolphin experience

>> because this is gonna this is like

>> Yeah,

>> this is more important things than a

measly genocide in the Okay.

>> Okay. So, I asked if they're just

smearing dolphins, right?

>> Right.

>> So, she said what they say about dolphin

rape. It's true. All caps. They are very

sexual animals and even masturbate.

Young males can get very horny and it's

like they go into a trance for some

reason. They like knees.

So, I was doing a program with a very

nice family and I saw Flippy name

changed. Uh, dropped to the lady's knees

and started buzzing on them. That's

echolocation. Say, "Groom your knees

with their echolocation abilities."

>> Whoa.

>> So, I'm like, "Fucking great." That's

all caps. So, I follow protocol and put

myself in between the dolphin and the

guest and ask them to get out of the

water. So, [laughter] so you understand

there's a protocol in place for when

Flippy starts echolocating your knees.

Okay. Oh my god.

>> Flippy then starts circling me fast with

his dick out, hooking my leg, and

dragging me into deep water. As he's

doing it, it literally looks like the

scene in Jaws where the shark's hitting

the girl. She's like whipping around.

Uh, and she's jerking around and you

can't see what's happening under the

water. Obviously, I'm [ __ ] terrified

and I'm trying to play it off to the

guest like everything is fine. So, I'm

laughing and saying, "You know how dogs

get a a little ROUGH WHEN THEY PLAY?"

[laughter]

>> That's what she's saying to the guests.

>> She's whipping like jaws like a dog.

>> Okay, that's protocol, by the way. So, I

guess good work. Um, then my shoes come

off and so I'm floating and the guests

try to get back in the water to get my

shoes for me and I yell, "No,

>> Lau."

>> God,

>> I managed to get away and walk out. Only

mental scars. Thank God. All cabs. Yeah,

I was wearing a wet Thank god I was

wearing a wet suit. I would have felt

that slimy dick hooking my legs. It's

like a Japanese anime hanging out with

dolphins.

>> But you know what? Look, it's it's

terrible, but they're prisoners and they

didn't do anything wrong. That's what's

weird.

>> Yeah. Well, no core wicked victim.

That's what I John C. Lily.

>> They're just dolphins. Why are they in

prison?

>> They're a lot like uh

>> they just got unlucky. They're basically

dolphin slaves.

>> Yeah, they're kind of like uh the dogs

of the sea, I think. I don't think

they're like human intelligence. Sounds

like they're like a little

>> They have a cerebral cortex that's 40%

larger than a human beings. They have

language and dialects. We don't even

understand what their language is, but

they can understand ours.

>> Like they can learn things. And

>> look, I'm trying to defend dolphins from

the rape charges here. If you want to

>> I see what you're saying.

>> I think [laughter] Well, do you know

what else they do that's really awful?

>> Yeah.

>> They kill the babies.

>> Yeah. There's infantricide in dolphins

is really common to the point that it

makes dolphin females promiscuous

because the female tries to mate with as

many men as possible so that the men

won't kill her babies.

>> Oh wow.

>> Cuz they don't know if it's theirs.

>> It's a real 60s animal. You know,

>> they do things their own way. The

dolphins.

>> Yeah, man.

>> Hey man, you don't get dolphins.

>> They just don't change their

environment. So we don't think of them

as as intelligent. But they're [ __ ]

smart as [ __ ] Well, you know the thing

of pushing people on the shore that are

like drowning,

>> that's [ __ ]

>> No, they will, but it's not like they're

saving you. It's like, why don't you get

your trash out of my space, please?

>> Y I don't want sharks here, [ __ ]

Take your [ __ ] back.

>> Who was it that had that theory about

sharks? And I think he's right.

>> What

>> he was like, sharks are not just

targeting people because they're hungry.

They're targeting people because they're

pissed off that people in their water

and they're getting in the way of their

fishing

>> and they're getting in the way of

they're eating seals.

>> Yeah. Yeah. They're pissed off. They're

not supposed to be there, so they just

bite you. Like, get the [ __ ] out of

here. That's part of it.

>> A little nibble from a shark is probably

a real strong message. [laughter]

>> They just lost a lady in Santa Cruz

triathlete. She was uh with a whole

group of people that were swimming and

someone saw her get taken. Someone saw

this shark breach the water with a human

body in their mouth and then they she

was gone and then they just found her

remains uh yesterday. But, uh, Santa

Cruz, like that whole coastline is

filled with great whites. There's great

whites all over the place out there.

>> Um,

>> I think they breed in s outside of San

Francisco.

>> Uh, I mean, I never surf, so I never

>> [ __ ] that.

>> Yeah. Like,

>> [ __ ] swimming in the ocean and rolling

the dice, but a monster just just decide

to just snap you in half.

>> It's just the worst way to get grabbed.

I just like not in your environment. It

must be so terri. You're so weak and

slow there in the ocean. You're so

helpless.

>> But you know what? Let's see a shark

take me up here. I bet I could take him.

>> That's what I'm saying.

>> Not so tough.

>> Zero shark attacks on the shore.

Remember that uh Saturday Night Live

sketch land shark? That was hilarious.

>> It was so stupid. The shark would just

knock on your door. [laughter]

>> Land shark. It was so silly.

>> Saturday Night Live used to have some

great sketches, man. Used to be so

silly. I haven't watched it in forever.

>> You know what I could wish I could find

is And you can't get it. It's like not

up anywhere. But uh the one with Nor

McDonald is who's the most grizzled.

It was Nor McDonald, that country singer

that Tom Thompson always says serial

killer uh

>> who was very good in the sketch.

>> Gar Brooks.

>> Gar Brooks. And it was like he's like

and uh Robert Duval.

>> Okay. And it was just like a game show

and they have give answers. It was funny

as [ __ ] dude.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, that's funny.

>> And Robert Dval gave the most grizzled

Oh, you found it.

>> Is this a real show? Yo, this is one of

my favorite. Wow. I was trying to find

it not even that long ago, dude.

>> It's on Reddit.

>> Let me hear some of this. Can I hear it?

That's great.

>> That's on Reddit.

>> I can find it.

>> That's very funny. That's a good sketch.

>> You know what? Uh what's his name again?

G uh Brooks.

>> Gar Brooks.

>> Well, he's a man of a million faces.

>> That's not Gar Brooks.

>> Yeah, it was Gar Brooks.

>> No.

>> Am I wrong? That was Gar Brooks and

Robert uh

>> Nah. Was it?

>> Yeah, it was Gar Brooks. Was it really

Gar Brooks in makeup?

>> Yeah,

>> that was Gar Brooks.

>> Yeah, you didn't recognize him.

>> That's crazy. I didn't recognize him at

all. Let me see. Let me see that again.

Maybe that's how he kills people. He

dresses up like that dude. That does not

look like Gar Brooks. That's crazy. It

>> was a while ago.

>> He's He's kind of bigger now. He's been

enjoying that good life. You know what

I'm saying?

>> Yeah.

[laughter]

>> Do you know people are repeating Tom's

idea, that joke about Gar Brooks being a

serial killer as if it's like true fact?

Um, yeah. Well, it's uh it is the

weirdest thing, but I I would say don't

focus too much on one person having an

alter ego. But uh Nicki Minaj has that.

>> Yeah, but the Chris Gaines thing was

nuts. In the middle of being the biggest

superstar in country music, he decides

he's going to be emo and wear a wig and

change his name and let everybody know

he's doing it.

>> It's just

>> at least Stephen King when he wrote his

like Richard the Bachman book.

>> Yeah. At least he just just said,

"Listen, I'm writing too many books for

people to buy. I'm gonna write them

under a different name." That's how

crazy he was. That's what cocaine will

do to you.

>> Um, [laughter]

yeah. Uh, yes, it will.

>> Those are the good days.

>> Um, so I sent this to whatever I was

looking up. So, have you ever heard when

um [laughter]

>> Nicki Minaj would talk about there?

>> You're just [ __ ] fixated on Nicki

Minaj.

>> No, the because of the alter ego thing.

>> Oh, she's got an alter ego.

>> Let me raise my skeleton. Um, yeah. His

name Roman. Roman is a crazy boy who

lives inside me who says the things she

doesn't want to say. He threatens the pe

people and he's violent. I asked him to

leave but he can't.

>> Whoa.

>> Um, she also notes he was born just a

few months ago and born out of rage.

This is like in 2010. His last name is

Zolanski.

>> Roman Zolanski.

angry, outspoken, often homosexual

British character who delivers raw,

aggressive verses featured heavily in

Pink Friday Roman Reloaded.

>> Right. Then the Herajuku Barbie, which

is the dolphin.

>> Hold up. So these are her alter egos.

>> Yeah. No, but don't worry, they didn't

do MK Monarch [ __ ]

>> Go up to the top again. This is Nicki

Minaj. Okay.

>> Yeah.

>> Famously uses several alto alter egos

with her most prominent being Roman

Zalansky. a fiery, aggressive persona

used for intense rap verses, and

Herajjuku Barbie, her softer, pop

oriented side. But others include Martha

Zalanski, Roman's mother. Zen Zalansky,

uh Chun Lee, Nick Lewinsky, and Cookie,

each serving a different voice or

purpose from therapy to explosive

lyrical delivery.

>> Huh. Um

I mean

>> is she just [ __ ] around though?

>> Yeah, I think I mean it's like how she

writes.

>> I mean most you know how black people

normally take the alter ego of a series

of like

>> she lives that way.

>> Polish Lithuanian Jewish names. Uh

>> you talking about

>> Was she like Whoopi Goldberg?

>> Oh that's

>> Roman Zansky and his mother live in

there. Boy, that must be great in there.

>> Must be a party.

>> Zolansky. That's weird as [ __ ]

>> It is weird.

>> Oh the one. It says it was to help her

cope with her traumatic childhood. The

one personality. Which one?

>> I don't know. It was It was on the

thing.

>> Gay guy.

>> No, but there's more than that. Even I I

cuz [clears throat] I gro you know how

Grock lies. You got to go Grock.

[laughter]

>> Did you look it up and like No, I

didn't. Can you go and do that, Grock?

>> Yeah. I got um perplexity to admit

something that I did that it didn't want

to admit initially. I got I I cited

other sources and I said, "Is this

true?" It was about the the um temple of

>> Tinoitlan. Mhm.

>> So when they uh there's it's attributed

to the Aztecs, but if you ask the

Aztecs, they said they found it. And so

>> then is that what that means?

>> No, it's not even all they don't even

know. I think there's a term that they

use for it and

>> but it was there when they got there,

they say. I know that. I've heard of

that.

>> Yeah. Yeah. There's a term that they the

way they describe it as um it's very

interesting because it's it's they

describe it as like the city of the gods

or something like that or the the land

where the gods oh place where gods were

born.

>> So here's the crazy thing. Um and I I

had heard this before but I wanted to

make sure it was true. There's a a

Spanish guy named Diego Duran who was a

chronicler who said that they killed

>> 80,000 people over a 4-day ceremony

>> and there they say really it's probably

like 20,000.

>> Yeah, it's an exaggeration. So

>> wow 20,000 that must have helped the

smell.

>> And they just cut their hearts out to to

celebrate the fact that the temple was

completed.

>> D. Um

>> holy [ __ ] man. So, but it didn't want

to admit at first that they didn't build

it. And then I had to like cite these

sources where they say that they didn't

build it. They said they found it. And

so then they wanted to make sure that

they're attributing it to earlier people

of the same nationality. It was, you

know what I'm saying? It got a little It

got a little weird and I I realized,

well, that's because it's drawing from

all these sources that are online. So

it's drawing from all these you know

academic work all these books all these

>> sometimes it just gets

>> documentaries sometimes it'll do that

some AI will do that I don't know if

>> remember when Sunny Austin quoted

Seymour Debuts

>> no

>> Sunny Haw quote I think it's like I

think it's Seymour Debuts or some [ __ ]

like

>> a porn star Seymour butts

>> no debuts and it was when Biden did all

those pardons on his way out she goes

well Seymour he pardoned his nephew he

or his brother-in-law Seymour Debuts and

The CH GPD had just made that up. So

people were like,

>> "Oh, that's hilarious."

>> Yeah, but she was a judge.

[laughter]

>> Presided over child trafficking cases.

Does that fill you with hope?

>> Yeah, but

>> I bet that was good to have her in

charge of something like that.

>> She's probably tired from a long day of

hard work at the view. And Chad GPT lied

to her. Cut her some slack.

>> The point is this is why Jesus won't be

an AI because Jesus isn't a [ __ ] liar

that you got to tell to go back and look

stuff up.

>> Eventually, he'll get it right. It also

Jesus wouldn't be made by a tech freak

with a weird dick.

>> I think the AI is gonna make Jesus. I

don't think it's Jesus now.

>> I think it's going to make Okay. If an

AI makes Jesus, by the way, and this is

just in lore.

>> Mhm.

>> Again, I'm not Christ. I'm I'm

>> Yeah. In lore,

>> you know, my religion, Christ Penelopey,

which I disclosed to you.

>> I thought you were Scientologist.

>> No, I'm a follower of Christ Penelope.

Uh the guy that farts in your nostrils

to get the thing out.

>> Remember I told you I notified you. I

think it should be Penelopey Christ, but

whatever. Anyway, uh I'm sorry. I was

thinking about Christ. Penelopey.

>> You forgot what we talking about.

>> Yeah, I [snorts] might need a healing

from Penelopey Christ.

>> Um what were we talking about?

>> Oh, the Yeah. So, that would be

automatically that would be an

antichrist.

>> This is the guy that parts parts in your

face. He literally sits on your nose.

>> Number one, the truth. It has to go in

the nostrils and he's very specific

about that.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Got to trust a man.

>> Look at the Messiah. Imagine if that

really was the way and the only thing

that's holding you back is it looks so

silly.

>> But if that was like

>> I mean there's weird things that people

can and can't do. Weird things animals

can do.

>> You know, animals can they could shoot

poison. Skunks shoot smell at people.

Imagine if your farts contained just

there was something about the bio like

the biome of your own farts that it gets

into someone's nostrils and it activates

your DMT. Well, I don't have to imagine

because that's a real thing. His name is

Penelopey Christ. It's one of the most

amazing. Is [clears throat] that him?

>> Laric. We hear what he says.

>> I don't even know what he said. I don't

know.

>> Who is saved? Christel.

>> Sevenfold holy ministries.

>> I like what he's doing. He drinks that

that cranapple juice to get his farts

tangy.

>> Is that what that is? That's secret.

>> It's good for the farts.

>> Yeah, it gives a little tang.

>> Oh, it's like the bank.

>> Oh, he puts his bank up there. Oh, nice.

[laughter]

Oh, so I can't pay him through any of

the normal services.

>> Send him some money. Wire transfer this

man some money. Let him fart in your

face. What if we had him on for a

podcast? Would you let him fart in your

face for money? If I he had a fee.

>> If he had a fee. I mean, let's say he's

got

>> I'm not going to pay him more than 500

bucks.

>> No, but I mean [laughter] to get him

here, I'm I'm sure he needs a travel fee

as well.

>> Oh, Grace Penelope.

>> Yeah, he needs a travel fee. That guy

>> My guess is he will something high and

when you say no, it will drop

significantly.

>> Okay. Will you negotiate for me? If I

now

>> now, but you have to be honest about

what that fart does for you.

>> Well,

>> he's gonna fart in your nose and we have

to know.

>> I collect fart jars. So,

>> I'm It's fancy.

>> Yeah, celebrity fart jars. I got an

original

>> uh Yeah, I got an original Scar Joe from

the set of uh that Bill Murray movie.

>> There are girls out there that still

fart in jars, right? Don't they?

>> Oh, yeah. But I I I mean,

>> that is that used to be a thing.

>> That's the common market. I only get the

finest celebrity fart.

>> Celebrity fart jars.

>> Yeah, I got one of uh I got a couple of

good ones.

>> I was on a plane once and I was flying

to Europe and it was a long flight

overnight. It was one of those lie down

flights and uh Melanie Griffith was on

the plane.

>> Yeah.

>> And there was this big fat guy that was

right alongside Melanie Griffith. So

Melanie Griffith was lying down sleeping

and the way these seats line up, they

stagger.

>> Yes. So her ass was right by or his ass

was right by her face.

>> Okay.

>> And this guy unloads.

>> He healed her.

>> He unloaded.

And I'm like, when in life does a man

get to fart one foot away from Melanie

Griffith's face like that where you

literally have her right here. Here's

the ass. There's just an aisle away.

Maybe two feet. Two foot aisle away.

>> Pretty pretty narrow. And then he just

opened up. Just opened up. I was writing

and I so I was awake and I was like,

"Oh, good lord." And as soon as there's

a fart on a plane, you always blame the

fat guy.

>> Yeah.

>> Always. Especially when it's so

convenient that his ass is right near

her her face.

>> That's Yes. You wouldn't take

responsibility for it. I had an

ex-girlfriend one time years ago. We

were at the supermarket. We're ringing

up and there was some kid, you know,

some little kid. This kid was standing

directly behind her, right? And um I

used to look over and she's like just

gig. So she would pretend she didn't

fart ever, but then I knew she did

>> fart on the kid.

>> She I guess she couldn't hold. But

there's a kid sitting there like this in

a lollipop. And I just saw her like like

holding it a laugh. I'm like, "You

monster. Did you on this lollipop?"

>> I go, "What? He likes it. [laughter]

She couldn't hold it."

>> Sometimes you can't.

>> You ever have not hold it?

>> You ever have [ __ ] your pants and you

think you're just gonna not hold it?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, not

>> you have that when you're out. That's

not nice. And then you get in a hot car

and you got to sit there.

>> I was trying to pee and hold one in. My

girlfriend's going to sink and I just

farted and I I went no [laughter]

and she goes, "Did you just yell?

Did you just fart and yell no?" I'm

like, "Cuz I didn't want it." [laughter]

>> You got to watch this.

>> What's that guy doing?

>> So this is a different preacher at

>> He's headbanging. Same church.

>> Uh

>> why is that guy dancing like that?

>> He's been He just

>> You got healed. I think so.

>> Imagine how annoying it must be when you

know people are acting,

>> you know, and when you go to church and

just people just put on their I just got

healed acting flop around.

>> Well, if if you're going to a church

that where you're getting into that

rolling around the ground and [ __ ] you

everybody's going to feel like they got

healed because you're doing a group uh

hypnosis ritual.

>> Yeah. You're doing like group mania.

Like look at this guy. He's throwing

people to the ground, running through

crowds.

>> It's pretty entertaining though. Be fun.

But he's just getting a lot of

attention, right? Maybe he believes it.

Maybe it's real. Maybe it's real and

we're being skeptical

>> because yo, so Burn Steve Burn was there

this weekend.

>> What?

>> You know Steve Burn?

>> What?

>> Steve Burn was at the

>> Steve Burn. Okay.

>> You did. I didn't get I wasn't wrong

there. Right.

>> You were going to say he was at this

healed. Steve Burn.

>> He was healed recently by Christ.

>> I I couldn't understand the name you

were saying. You were You were so intent

on getting to your point.

>> Because I forget if I don't get to it

fast. Uh

>> I get it. [laughter] I'm just going to

forget it.

>> Steve Burn was at the mothership.

>> So I'm sitting in the green room and I

and I look up. He has like a some bitty

he does at the he by the way as long as

I known him. He was always very

charismatic guy. Chicks always liked

him. Always. He and I asked him, "Are

you did you take a hypnosis class at

all?" No, he naturally does it. But I I

look up at the screen and he does this

sausage party bit and it's not any kind

of hypnosis thing, but when I looked up

it's like a lady sitting in a chair and

10 guys and music and lights and I I'm

like, "Oh, well, guy's going to start

acting like a chicken or something." You

know, that's what it looked like. But I

think he just does it unconsciously

without even realizing what he's doing.

Some people just got the voice, you

know?

>> Right.

>> Well, I think Don't you think comedy is

kind of a kind of a hypnosis?

>> Yeah.

>> When you're in the zone,

>> right? Or when you're in the audience.

It's like

>> if I'm in the zone, I I did it to myself

and you know. Yeah.

>> And then I like became the room.

>> So there's nowhere to like you can't

really I wouldn't worry about somebody

heckling or something because I'm the

room what are you going to do? You know

what I mean? Like it

>> Don't you think you get it when you

watch someone too? Like if you watch

someone great like a tell. If you're

watching a tell and he's killing you're

locked into his brain.

>> Yeah. It's domain projection.

>> What?

>> It's domain projection. Yeah.

>> Domain pro. What is domain projection

exactly? So like all that stupid oult

[ __ ] that uh you know

>> put that into perplexity Jamie.

>> Yeah.

>> What is domain projection?

>> It's just some ault [ __ ]

>> It's a cult.

>> Well, NLP, you know what NLP is?

>> Neural linguistic programming.

>> If you look on Wikipedia, it says it's a

pseudo science.

>> Is it?

>> Well, no. If it is, why is everybody use

it non-stop all the time if it doesn't

work? Why would they be using it on me

all day long and every time I turn on

something and I go and I hear some

[ __ ] catchphrase that I hate? Do you

think it's called neural a pseudocience

because they want to discredit it?

>> Yeah, this isn't what we were looking

for for an answer.

>> Domain projection usually means mapping

data or functions from one domain.

>> Um, so use it as uh put in what is

domain projection as an MK ultra.

>> Well, I'm not saying that's some phrase

from it. I'm just saying the nuts and

bolts of it.

>> I want to know what happens when you say

that. What to

>> put in for

>> a mind control tool used by MK Ultra.

[laughter]

>> Yeah, that's not what they say. The one

from

>> We might find something.

>> Oh god, they did do it.

>> Domain projection is not a documented MK

Ultra term.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Uh

>> so

>> domain projection appears in technical

fields, software engineering, uh

searches of MK Ultra. Yeah.

>> Okay. So, it doesn't say anything about

m domain projection as a form of mind

control.

>> Yeah. I wouldn't say well it's

>> it's just if you got a show and you're

controlling it's crowd control in a way,

>> right? But it look it does. Okay.

>> So, how do I dress up for how I want to

control you? That's how people got think

when they do whatever like a pickup

artist or a con man or maybe a magician,

>> right?

>> That's what like a close-up magic or

something. They got to they got to put

bring you into their reality with

whatever they're doing,

>> right? So, whatever gets people there.

Or you'll hear about gurus where there's

that guy that weird cult that's like

deep inside Google from that weird gay

guy and people come in the room and his

light would be gold around him and Yeah.

You never heard of this? [laughter]

>> This is what Kurt does. He tells

[snorts] you about something crazy and

he goes, "You never heard of that? You

don't know?"

>> Oh, you got me with the good one with

that guy from the the Sentinel Islands.

I didn't know they had a vid. Is that

why they're not that cool a guest?

>> Yeah. Maurice Vidal Portman.

>> So, you're telling me another explorer?

Yep.

>> Yet another explorer found a land of

kids where they could do weird [ __ ] with

kids.

>> Well, not just kids, guys. He would

dress guys up like Roman soldiers and he

would measure their testicles. Like he's

like,

>> "Well, that's just science."

>> Like one of his quotes was like

describing one of them. They had

testicles the size of a sparrow's egg.

>> It's like the way he was talking about

it was like this

>> put your glasses

>> lovingly

homosexual fascination with these

islanders. So he gave a bunch of them

diseases. They all and a few people

died. He kidnapped these kids. I think

he kidnapped a kid and their parents or

their grandparents. And the grandparents

got sick because they were all they all

had cooties. And so they wind up dying.

And so then anytime someone showed up,

there's only 39 of these [ __ ] people

on this island. So they have this story

in their their spoken word tradition.

They don't have a written history. So

this story of white people show up,

start measuring your dicks, and

everybody dies. That's their story. So

anytime someone pulls up with a Bible,

this is the reason why they want to kill

them. That's why you can't show up on

that island.

>> It sounds like an alien abduction story.

I mean, just like that.

>> ET is a much darker.

>> It's the same thing. It's from an alien

civilization. You show up in these

wooden boats to people that were

stranded on an island for 60,000 years.

>> Imagine like that's why I understand

Peter the dolphin. I always say taking

it because imagine you you never you

just have flippers. You never knew what

you were missing. And then a beautiful

alien just jerks you off every day. And

that's

>> imagine someone puts you in a [ __ ]

cage for no reason and keeps you there

your whole life and you're horny all the

time and you don't even have hands.

>> So what are you going to do?

>> You want to hope for a coax.

>> You got to echolocate some knees.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> To use her knees.

>> You don't even have a female dolphin in

there. That's crazy. It's like they

didn't do anything. We One day we're

going to realize how smart dolphins are

and we're going to feel real bad about

We don't feel bad about all the people

we blow up. So I'm doubt the dolphin

awakening will. No, I don't.

>> Some people do. Some people feel bad

about the people that the United States

blows up.

>> Well, we only have school. I always like

to bring out public school,

kindergarten, because 70% of guys did

want to pull the trigger in battle. And

that had to be fixed with the Prussian

system, which is why it's called

kindergarten, the Austri, you know,

Prussian word.

>> Mhm.

>> To get you away from mommy at age five

instead of age six.

>> And they could teach you about war.

>> Well, they could just the state can get

a everything. Yeah, they can design

industry,

>> right? Well, that's all. I mean,

indoctrination of children is a real

thing. That's why when people scoff at

it being used for like trans

indoctrination, like why would anybody

do that? Like, stop. People do that with

they they do that to try to get you on

an Android phone. Okay. People try to

indoctrinate you with everything.

Everything that's ever existed, people

try to get you to do.

>> Well, that's where why sigils and brands

are so important.

>> Yes. Absolutely. They try to get you to

wear what they're wearing. They try to

get you to do what they're doing.

>> Well, you also It helps if you have a

few gatekeepers like in art I can't

remember the guy's name, but there's

like one guy who and the reason he's

like the guy is because the investments

he picks pay off, I guess, in the art

world.

>> He's some famous like where he's like

been around forever and I'm sure he's

some kind of hack and whatever. But why

are these people installed there? We

already know that Rothco and all the

modern art the American abstract modern

art was launched by the CIA through a

cutout.

>> That's right.

>> That's public record. So you think they

stopped at that? You don't think they

got involved all the arts?

>> Well, they definitely got involved in

that because the Soviet art was so

valuable. Soviet art was more skillful

and they tried to prop up American like

Jackson Pollock. That's one of them that

they connect to being which when you

look at the Jackson Pollock artwork

that's worth [ __ ] millions of

dollars.

>> No disrespect to anybody who's a fan.

But shut the [ __ ] up. Like just shut up.

Just shut the [ __ ] up. It's splatter.

And the idea that all this one guy

splatter better than anybody splattered.

>> I mean there's nothing wrong with

splattering paint.

>> Fractals no one can ever recreate.

>> Yeah. I mean

>> shut the [ __ ] up. Uh, some there's

modern art things I'll look at and I can

I'll be like, "Oh, I like it or I don't

like it." But the thing the thing with

it is it's not that there's no I'm not

saying there's no art to it. It's just

why does one thing become a thing and

one doesn't keep

>> for sure cuz there's some it's all about

the names. Who's who's got the work?

Who's whether that work is valued very

high? What is that guy in Manhattan? We

showed a photo of this painting that he

had. It's worth like a hundred million

dollars. It's [ __ ] insane. It looks

like nothing. Well, usually Dacuning is

the one everybody trashes the most cuz

he has a factory of people making it.

>> Oh, I don't know if that's that one.

This This guy had a large painting by

this guy and it was insanely valuable. I

don't remember the real It might not

have been It might have been 50 million,

whatever it was, but it's just you're

looking at it, you're like, "What the

[ __ ] are you even talking about?

>> How is that worth anything?"

>> Well,

>> I mean, maybe it's worth something. I'd

give you a couple hundred.

>> This Who is it?

>> I have no idea.

>> What's that one?

>> I just pulled something up. That's a

>> record auction price for Barnett Newman.

For real? Is that real? Two blue

squares. That's real. Someone go to

jail.

>> Do the guys come with it?

>> 43.8

million for two blue squares. See, this

is just proof that just because you're

rich doesn't mean you're smart. Just

because you figured out how to throw

your entire life at acquiring numbers.

It doesn't mean you're even remotely

intelligent.

>> Well, it depends what value you have

stored in that, I guess.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't have

to depend. That one's great though.

That's only 165 million. That's a

bargain.

>> She gave it away though. So

>> look at that. Look at that [ __ ]

painting. She paid $168 million.

>> How do that lady is involved in

>> that's what art is at the end of that

money.

>> That's completely insane. That is

completely insane that that's $165

million.

>> That is completely utterly totally

insane. There's no re there's no way you

could look at that and go I get it

>> dude. NFTTS they were selling right and

left for

>> a dollar now.

>> No, I know. But that's still you still

because there's some kind of item there.

You could still store your value in it.

>> Well, that probably she when she gave it

away. Well, it's probably an awesome tax

write off. So, if you have 165 million

bucks, like if you if you got that kind

of money, she's probably worth billions.

>> Baseball cards for the ultra wealthy is

how I look at it. Or Pokemon cards for

old rich people. It's that's what they

are. They're like baseball cards.

>> I looked up all the wealthiest people in

the world uh last night. I looked up the

wealthiest women in the world. It's all

inheritance. The top ones are It's all

like these families.

>> Well, they're not going to tell you

who's a trillionaire, right? They're

going to pretend we don't have those.

>> Well, they don't have to be public. See,

that's the thing. Those are oligarchs,

right? Right. Those are Yeah. Those are

people that are that are a part of these

royal families that are getting that oil

money. They don't have to tell you jack

[ __ ]

>> They probably mock Elon Musk's wealth.

>> Of course. Well, every time somebody

goes, "He's the richest man in the

world," I go, "Do you think you get to

know who that is? You think you they're

going to tell you in Forbes the richest

man in the world like tell everyone

that's me.

>> Well, other countries do not have to

disclose.

They're not paying taxes to anyone. They

literally own the country.

>> Like these royal families own the

country.

>> The whole country is my house,

[ __ ]

>> Just think of the amount of money that's

missing in this country just in fraud,

right? There's trillions of dollars.

>> Every 10 years you get two trillion they

can't account for.

>> There's always trillions of dollars in

fraud. There's trillion dollars in

waste. Just that. Now imagine if you own

the whole country. How much money do you

have? There's no [laughter] way you

don't have trillions.

>> And you have it stored all over and then

>> Oh, everywhere. All the world. You're

buying real estate in Manhattan. You're

buying like those crazy skyrises that

are all three quarters empty.

>> Um my buddy uh Eric Hecker, the guy he

was in Antarctica was the guy worked at

the Rathon.

>> Oh, you know that guy?

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Okay. I saw that guy on Sean Ryan show

and I was like, "Wait, what?"

>> That's where I first saw him. Yeah. He's

It's a nutrino detector that's also a

direct energy weapon that can make

>> Okay, so Ice Cube I was already aware of

Ice Cube nutrino detector because I just

like looking up science [ __ ] and you

know nutrinos are wacky.

>> So when I first heard of it they had

built this detector in Antarctica. They

didn't mention it's Rathon but that's

who built it. No, nutrinos are passing

through us all the time,

>> almost massless particles. And the thing

is, they all come from space, but for

some reason, anomalously, nutrinos seem

to be coming out of the Earth at that

part in Antarctica was the big

>> mainstream science mystery of that the

nutrino detector is going to find. But,

uh, anyway, he started saying you could

use nutrinos for all kinds of [ __ ] like

FTL communications if you had to, or you

could,

>> what is FTL?

>> Faster than light communications through

entanglement. You could deal with

nutrinos. You could send information

through nutrinos

>> apparently. I now look I'm a dolphin

expert, not a nutrino [laughter] expert.

So I want to make that clear.

>> I get a couple claws in me. I talk

dolphins.

>> But uh he had no he had no seeing an

alien stories or something.

>> No.

>> Um also uh he has like he could explain

it scientifically to you, but I already

think it's a weapon cuz I already know

what harp is. All the things they told

you are not that is a [ __ ] lie. I

mean it's just a lie. There's a treaty

to not use weather weapons from 75. Why?

Because they had those. You don't make a

treaty unless you have those weapons.

>> There's no nuclear treaty before nukes.

Right.

>> Right. Yeah. Good point.

>> We used it in Nam. Iran accused uh W of

using weather weapons on them.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. On my dinner jacket. Remember that

guy? The guy who wore that? [laughter]

>> He accused them of using weather.

>> They had a drought. And so anyway, with

>> accused them of starting the drought.

>> Yeah. It's not control. See, control is

maybe a misnomer. It's like uh how you

people talk about a controlled burn like

in and I asked my uh my girls brother's

a fireman, outdoor fireman.

>> He goes, "We don't call it a controlled

burn because we really only control it

at the point where we set it."

>> I go, "What?" Cuz we call it a

prescribed burn.

>> Oh god.

>> So they can prescribe weather. Let's put

it that way. You could stimulate a thing

>> and get certain effects and it's all

like ELF waves and [ __ ] Well, didn't

Dubai just have another [ __ ] flood

>> and they b and from over geoengineering

and they banned people from taking video

of it at the time as a big

embarrassment.

>> But they just had another one

>> there's a a recent one.

>> Oh well I I don't know if that's uh

>> cuz uh I I heard some people talking

about it or I saw some people

>> all extra what do they ELF waves? You

you could do all kinds of stuff with

those waves,

>> right? But cloud seeding is 100% real

and they cloud seed in the United Arab

Emirates I believe. I believe they do

that every week. I think uh they make it

rain there every week in more ways than

one. You know what I'm saying?

>> But uh [laughter] but they make it

actually rain there. They actually make

it rain there once a week.

>> Remember the kid with the mullet? They

blamed the mystic camp drowning here in

Texas when the flood happened.

>> Yes.

>> It wasn't that kid. He got set out. He

got hung out to dry like it was on him.

But no, nothing he did. And Jesse

Michaels is right. He was right. He told

me and he was dead right. The the

whatever caused that was something so

much more sinister. And that kid was

like, he's an easy guy to, you know.

>> So, would you think that that was

man-made weather that caused that storm?

>> I dude, I can't remember the guy's name.

We had at the time on Jimmy's show, the

dude came on and explained exactly what

it was and the loophole that let them

cuz there's a treaty deni. So, so I

assume they just violated it, but no,

there's actually a loophole to test this

[ __ ] out here. [laughter]

It's so [ __ ] dude. It's so [ __ ]

And And you already

>> So, what evidence does this guy have

that they created that storm? Because I

thought they had been tracking that

storm. I thought this was like

>> I'm not saying he said they created it,

but

>> I thought it was a but hold on. I

thought it was a convergence of two

storms

>> that was very rare and it caused this

flash flood.

>> Well, I don't remember his details. I

just know I I I feel at this point,

especially after that Epstein [ __ ] they

they should have to prove they're not

guilty.

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But hold on. Yeah, sure. But also,

storms are real. Like Katrina, there's

been always been [ __ ] actual real

hurricane.

>> But the climate change [ __ ] is not real.

That's been a lie the whole time. A

study published in world weather

attribute uh attribution group found the

global warming caused by fossil fuel

emissions most likely exacerbated the

intent in intense rains that lashed the

UAE and Oman last year. But this isn't

last year from this is from the recent

thing you just asked about from two

weeks ago.

>> Oh, okay. So two weeks ago there was a

flood, right?

>> Yeah, it wasn't as bad as one before,

but there was

>> So this was two weeks ago. Is that the

two weeks ago one? Yes. Still [ __ ]

bad. Bill Gates has already walked away

from climate change. You saw that,

right?

>> I did. Hilarious.

>> So, they've been lying to you for how

long about that [ __ ]

>> Okay, here it is. The downpour worsened

by a lack of storm drains. Hobbled Dubai

airport, the world's busiest hub for

international passengers. So, they

they're saying it's climate change

that's causing it to rain more.

>> There's my proof that it's not that.

>> But here's the Yeah, here's the thing.

They absolutely do

>> cloud seed. Yeah. So why don't you um

search that? Put that into perplexity.

>> Geoengineering is the term.

>> Put into perplexity. Does uh the United

Arab Arab Emirates uh cloud seed to make

artificial rain or what? It's not

artificial. It's real rain. It's just

their force rain. What's the word?

Whatever. Search that. You'll find it.

Jamie. Um they absolutely do do that.

>> Yeah. Cloud seeding is widely used in

the UAE to enhance natural rainfall, but

it only works when suitable clouds

already exist and typically increases

rain by perhaps 10 to 30%, not by

creating storms from nothing. The UAE

runs one of the world's most active

research-driven rain enhancement

programs using aircraft ground

generators and experimental methods like

drones and electric charging to boost

water security. So, they're just doing

it a bunch of different ways over there.

So the the blaming it on climate change

when they are 100%

making it rain there all the time is

>> bananas.

>> It's bananas. Like you don't even know

what the [ __ ] weather would be like

if they didn't do it. If they're doing

it all the time. If they're doing it all

the time, you literally don't have a

control group. Do you remember

chemtrails? The thing that was a stupid

people thought was a real thing, but it

was a conspiracy.

>> Well, turns out that that was real and

it's called geoengineering.

They did the thing they always do it

changing the name of the thing to not

admit it.

>> It's true, but a lot of the trails that