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right down there. Visit him. He's having

a good old time. I'm sure he loves doing

that. [snorts] Just [ __ ]

>> Wish it didn't piss me off.

>> It pisses you off that he that he just

checks out. What pisses you off?

>> I love it. I love that he does it.

>> No, it's just art. It's fun to,

>> but it's like the more successful he

gets, the more dangerous it is. It's

like people know who you are, dude.

>> You've been seen by millions of people.

You can't pretend you're this like

anonymous backpacker anymore. [laughter]

You [ __ ] weirdo. He comes back. My

[snorts] favorite was a couple years. He

like when he came back from Peru, we

were doing Legion of Skanks and he was

like in the crowd and thought it was

going to be like a big surprise that

he's back. He like came back and we were

like, "Oh, what's up? Ari's here."

[laughter]

>> We talking about like, "Guys, you

haven't seen me in so long." I was like,

I don't see any of my friends.

>> Yeah, you were saying like see everybody

every six months.

>> I forgot you left,

>> right? I only see Norman every 6 months.

Maybe maybe a little more when we we get

popping with Protect Our Parts.

>> It's not the same without them.

>> I know it's not.

>> I'm still getting drunk, but

>> it's a little sad though. [laughter]

>> It's a little more pathetic. I'm

drinking by myself.

[laughter]

>> It's a little more sad. I've had a few

drinks.

I had a a whiskey before a show

recently. I had a couple glasses of wine

with dinner the other day.

>> But it's the most I've had is two.

>> But the days of like drinking at nights.

>> I thought I [clears throat] had you last

time we had the mother show.

>> The problem is health.

>> I I'm too interested in health. I know.

That's the problem.

>> It's like the the price you pay is

legitimate.

>> Yeah.

>> And I'm I'm too interested in health.

>> You know, I do too much to stay healthy.

You work too hard to

>> you get I'm getting old, dude. Right.

I'm 58. The the reality is like when was

the last time you saw a really fit 78-y

old guy. 78 years for me is not that

far. That's

>> Trump's jacked.

>> Bro, that's 2005.

Okay. 2005 when I was still doing Fear

Factor. That's 20 years ago. Yeah.

That's nothing.

>> That's like that time just flies by. All

a sudden you're

>> my age.

>> Yeah. Exactly.

>> Damn.

>> Yeah. Exactly. How old are you now?

>> I'm I just turned 38.

>> Yeah. See, so think of that.

>> Yeah.

>> That's 20 years difference. You to me is

20 years.

>> But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.

[laughter]

78y old guy is a dead guy.

>> There's the difference.

>> So I've been uh consciously thinking

about that. Like don't let it get away

from you. That's the thing.

Don't let it get away from you. Like

look at Jelly Roll.

>> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] insane. Incredible.

>> Yeah.

>> That dude just added decades onto his

life.

>> Oh, for sure. He was

>> dec. He was on his way out.

>> He was close.

>> He was on his way out.

>> Yeah.

>> 40 500.

>> 40 lbs. Yeah.

>> Same talent dropped it too.

>> Did he?

>> Yeah.

>> How much did he drop?

>> [ __ ] ton.

>> Oh, no [ __ ] I haven't seen him.

>> Well, I think he did. I don't want to

speak for I think he took one of the

things like it was empty.

>> Fine, man. What do you whatever you

need,

>> bro? Just what are you doing? And he was

like, I was going to die. I was like,

all right, fair.

>> Yeah, you get too big and then he

probably has sleep apnea. So, he ain't

getting any sleep. So, at night he's

choking, you know, and you're lying in

bed in these weird hotel rooms.

>> Yeah.

>> And Sam,

>> I'm going out from sleep apnnea for

[laughter] sure, bro.

>> I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.

>> I wear a mouthpiece every night.

>> I found a great pillow, too.

>> You think it hurts to die from sleep

apnnea?

>> Uh, no. You just choke. You stop

breathing. That's it. It's a wrap.

Probably didn't hurt at all. You

probably just go in your sleep.

>> Yeah. So, what the [ __ ]

>> I don't It's not the one of the worst

ways.

>> What are we talking about here?

>> Listen, let it ride.

>> It's just the problem is you're going

way too young. It's You're going because

someone's killing you and that that

someone's you.

>> Yeah. But

>> see, [laughter]

>> a lot of football players get it.

>> Yeah, I know. Yeah. Reggie White died.

>> They have giant necks. So, the giant

neck when you're adding all this stuff

here, it's kind of closing in. And then

you got this big [ __ ] head and this

big ass tongue and it just falls over

that hole and you just slip into

darkness.

>> Now you're talking my language.

>> Well, listen. For a lot of those guys,

uh it's all preventable. You know, you

could sleep with a seat machine, which

sucks.

>> Dude, my dad my dad has a sleep machine

and he uh he doesn't [ __ ] clean it.

>> Oh no.

>> He [laughter] gets like eye infections.

>> Oh god. You just see him. [laughter] He

shows up with double pink eye. You're

like, "Yo, what the [ __ ]

[laughter]

bro?" I tried that thing once. One time.

>> How do you sleep with that?

>> Can't Can't do it. I I can't sleep with

a lot of noise. I want to be able to

wake up quick. I wake up quick.

>> That's funny.

>> I'm one of those wake up guys like if my

wife grabs me, she like if she has to

wake me up, she has to like be kind of,

>> you know, ready

>> that I don't grab her. Yeah. I I don't

know why I've always woken up like that.

So, I don't want any noise.

>> I listen to noise when I sleep. And then

I I have that thought though. It's like

if somebody breaks in.

>> I want to hear everything.

>> Sure.

>> Well, this is like I used to always have

a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have

like multiple pitbulls. I used to have

>> I Yeah, [laughter]

me and him both was sleep apnnea. But

it's I wanted I always wanted things to

be awake that would bark if like

something was at the door like living by

yourself in Hollywood.

>> I never lived in Hollywood but I lived

in North Hollywood and then I lived in

Enino and then I moved further out. I ke

just kept moving further and further

out. I even thought about Santa Barbara.

I'm like why don't I get a big piece of

property on Santa Barbara? Get the [ __ ]

away from everybody.

>> But like I don't want a machine going

Yeah,

>> you can't you're not hearing [ __ ] I

would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird.

>> I think when you hit like machine time,

it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks

in here. [laughter]

Who gives a [ __ ] dude?

[laughter]

>> He You got I've gotten sleep a I get

sleep apnea when I'm hung over. That's

when I get it,

>> right?

>> Like uh

>> And do you sleep? I've got it on my

planes. Oh, I'm waking myself up.

>> So embarrassing.

>> I had to wake this dude up and not wake

this dude up, but tell him once, we're

we're on a long flight like going to

Europe or something. And this poor dude

was choking so bad. He sat up and I

said, "Hey man, you have sleep apnnea."

I go, "Have you ever been tested for

sleep apnea?" He was a younger guy. He

was like in his 30s but real overweight.

And I go, "You got to go get tested." I

go, "You you legitimately have sleep

apnnea." I go, "I know cuz I have it."

And I told him, I'm like, "You you don't

breathe for like nine seconds at a

time." [laughter] I watched him. It was

crazy.

>> I got to be honest, that's I mean, don't

get me wrong, you did the right thing.

But that would that would bum you out.

>> Well, he was already friendly with me.

Okay.

>> We were already friendly cuz he was

like, "Hey, I love your show."

>> Waking up to like like a in shape dude

being like, "You're fat." Be like,

"Dude,

>> I told him I have it, too. I have it,

too. I was informing him. I'm telling

you." I go, "It changed my life." And I

just told him, I go, "I got a mouthpiece

that presses down in your tongue. It

keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's

a game changer."

>> I go, "Dude, you'll feel so much

better." Cuz I I watched you choke.

>> Yeah.

>> And so

>> the mouthpiece is tough, though. Like if

you're laying with a your lady

>> Oh, that's a problem.

>> You put the mouthpiece in.

>> Yeah. And she go, "Well, hold on a

second.

>> All of a sudden, I'm hard. [laughter]

>> We should probably have sex right now."

That

>> take that mouthpiece out. Yeah. You got

to take it out.

>> Go. Hey, baby. Are you awake?

>> It's just uh another thing is uh mouth

tape. Have you ever tried that? Were you

breathing out of your nose?

>> I got a deviated septum. It wouldn't

>> You should get that fixed, dog.

>> I'm never going to fix anything.

>> Oh, you should get that fixed. I got

mine fixed. It was amazing. I didn't get

it fixed. I was 40. Yeah.

>> I had it my whole

>> You just got a nose surgery?

>> Yeah.

>> It was awesome.

>> It was The result is awesome. I mean, I

I gained like instantly gained like 10%

cardio.

>> Oh, damn.

>> Yeah. Cuz you breathe out of your nose

now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose

forever. I broke my nose when I was

five. I fell down a flight of stairs

>> and then uh it was always crooked like

it's like the bone got [ __ ] I got

[ __ ] I probably should have went to a

doctor but you know in the 70s they just

[ __ ] dusted you off.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

>> So and then I broke my nose who knows

how many times after that

>> of course

>> bunch of times.

>> Yeah.

>> The most recent one in my 40s I got knee

in the face in jiu-jitsu in my or in my

late 30s rather. I got knee in the face

in jiu-jitsu and it was [ __ ] pouring

blood. I mean look bad though. No it's

not that bad. It's not flat. too much

because I really stopped striking mostly

when I was like 22 23. I did a little of

it when I came to LA again. I I did a

little sparring but not too much. But

it's the guys that just keep getting hit

in the nose over and over again. This

piece of cartilage eventually collapses

>> and then you get this like flat thing

there.

>> Yeah.

>> Which doesn't bother me too much on

dudes, but it bums me out when I see it

on women fighters. It really does. It

bums me out.

>> I know. So sexist. Uh it does comes out.

>> Until you until you want to look pretty.

You're straight. You go, why don't you

even look pretty?

>> There's certain fights where women get

like really badly cut and I have a

really hard time with it.

>> I know. I should

>> I mean

>> where I don't have a hard time with

dudes.

>> It Well, it's hard to watch women get

beat up.

>> It is

>> like the [ __ ] that Iraq video we were

watching.

>> Oh Jesus.

>> It's hard to watch.

>> What are you doing? Someone decided it

would be a good idea to have a man box a

woman. [laughter] Yeah.

>> There was maybe some mouthy chick

because she was really aggressive. Like

remember like even after he knocked her

down, she she jumped up and tried to

swing on him even when the referee was

holding her back.

>> She was very aggressive, but this dude

beat the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] out of her.

>> She was She did survive the round,

>> I guess. Didn't she get knocked down at

the end and they stopped it?

>> I think that I could be wrong. It looked

like the second he was in his corner.

>> Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good.

He wasn't good. It was ridiculous.

>> Also, he Yeah, there it is. Don't Jamie,

don't make me watch [laughter] this.

>> This guy's just I mean, it looks like

he's got some rudimentary technique.

He's just kind of swinging punches, but

the power difference is just crazy.

And anybody who thinks it's not is just

[ __ ] delusional. The difference

between a man and a woman is so big.

Even like a a strong woman like Amanda

Nunez, she probably knock out most

dudes. But she's not sparring a guy her

weight that's gonna go full blast. It's

that's [ __ ] Even like a big power

puncher for a woman. It just doesn't

compare. [laughter]

>> Oh, there that's the end.

>> That's horrible.

>> That's crazy.

>> Horrible.

>> But I think they were just in like

Fallujah, so [ __ ] it.

>> My friend Tommy used to have a

girlfriend that could definitely knock

you out. She used to she knock me out,

dude. Bro, I'm telling you, this girl

could could knock a man out. Uh Tommy

was always telling me how hard she hits

those uh punching bag things. And he's

like, "Let her hit your hand."

>> So I go, "Okay." [snorts]

So I put my hand up. Bro, she blasted my

hand. And I went, "Whoa."

>> I was like, "That is real." I go,

"That's a real problem." I go, "Did

she'll knock you out? Did not get in

argument with your girlfriend. She's a

big lady. Not not like overweight, but a

strong, stout lady."

>> I was shocked.

>> There's girls out there that could

flatline you.

But not [laughter] that one,

>> bro. How much would that suck talking to

a girl? You're like, I this is my house.

I'm making [laughter]

>> She just [ __ ] crack.

>> She chlores shields you. Just [ __ ]

drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a

a nice

>> couple hammers on the ground. [laughter]

>> Oh, [ __ ] that.

>> Think of talking to a girl and she gets

in like a good stance.

>> Oh my god.

>> A boxing stance. Have you seen that

really pretty girl that fights in the

PFL? What's her name? Dakota JVA. I

don't know how to say her last name. Uh,

I don't know. She's from England. I

don't know what her ethnicity is, but

she is like most of her fights win by

knockout. She's this Muay Thai

specialist, but she's pretty. She's real

pretty and like slim and slender and she

sounds awesome.

>> [ __ ] these girls up.

>> That's f these girls up like combin.

That's her

>> combination. DTO. Say that name. DVA.

DVA. I don't know. I'm probably

butchering it. A lot of those names you

you can't really pronounce them the way

you read them. Like that. That trips me

up so hard at UFC weigh-ins.

>> Like I have to write everything out

phonetically.

Just cut cut to like when she's Yeah,

she's tuning up this girl.

>> And she tunes up all these girls. She's

nasty, man. Look at that knee to the

body. Like [laughter]

>> And she's pretty. She's pretty. She's

got a nice body. If you saw her at a

club, you would you would say, "Wow, she

looks really fit." Like maybe she's a

CrossFit or something.

>> Yeah.

>> You try to hug her, you get put in the

clinch, get [ __ ] [laughter] elbowed.

>> Just [ __ ] up.

>> Yeah. But that video is wrong. The video

in Iraq is just wrong. Don't do that.

>> Don't do that to that poor lady. That

lady got a lifetime worth of

>> She must have been talking so much [ __ ]

that the whole Everybody agreed to it.

[sighs]

>> Yeah,

>> everyone agreed.

>> There's ladies like that out there. Just

like there's guys like that out there

>> for sure. You I've seen a lot of videos

of guys just walking into a boxing gym

>> for [ __ ] [laughter] "Hey, I'm a

[ __ ] street fighter. They have no

skills and some guy just [laughter]

[ __ ] talk [ __ ] to him while he's

beating the brakes."

>> You can always tell though, just the way

they move their feet.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Like like kind of like on the balls of

their like jumping around a little.

>> Every punch they throw, they leave their

feet.

>> During the old days of martial arts,

they used to people would just show up

at your gym and say they want to spar

the best people there. It would happen

all the time. How what years are these?

>> The 80s.

>> Yeah, that's cuz they were putting out

those [ __ ] sick ass karate movies.

[laughter]

>> Every single dude was like, "Hold on a

second.

>> Is that me?" Yeah.

>> Am I John Claude Van?

>> I am that guy. Well, there's a lot of

like probably schizophrenics and

delusional [laughter] people.

>> They'd show up at a karate school and

just get [ __ ] up. It's horrible.

>> Having a manic episode be like,

>> I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.

>> Horrible.

Horrible.

>> Oh man. getting tuned up while you're

having a mental break. [laughter]

>> You're in the middle of a full

schizophrenic break. You're seeing elves

and [ __ ] [laughter]

>> There's that [ __ ] elf right there.

He's in the gym.

>> There's a dragon hiding behind the

quarter. You just get punched in the

face.

>> Fight.

>> Hold on. The [laughter] dragon's talking

to me.

>> He's got a trainer. It's a dragon.

>> You imagine being schizophrenic? Imagine

just seeing a world that's totally

different than the world everybody sees

cuz your your whatever is all [ __ ] up.

And so you're just seeing things that

aren't there.

>> No.

>> Making connections that aren't real

>> and you don't know.

>> Kurt Manser is fired up. [laughter]

Mezer is fired up. He'll get you.

>> Mer's got a touch.

>> He got me at the holiday. He got me.

>> He's got a touch of the skits.

>> He's [snorts] fired up, dude.

>> Bro, he is an uh an encyclopedia of

conspiracies.

>> Yeah.

>> You just draw go back to You remember

that thing in the 70s? Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah. He'll he'll get it. He'll get it

immediately and he'll tell you more than

you know.

>> He'll tell you too much.

>> He also talks about conspiracies with

complete

>> Oh, you didn't know this?

>> Yeah, that's the best.

>> There's never like there's a theory. No,

>> you didn't know.

>> Yeah.

>> And he gets over you cuz he's such a

goon. He like looms [snorts] over you.

He's this big [ __ ] dude. Giant

eyebrows.

>> He's so [ __ ] funny. He's so funny.

He's unbelievably funny.

>> He's such a character. Like, you

couldn't make a dude like that in a

movie. People are too over the top. No,

he's he's his comedy is

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Like my favorite.

>> He's great. He's a really great like uh

he does the Jimmy Door Show and he he

just jumps in with [ __ ] Jumps in. It's

always like I'm always like watching

this very serious thing. I'm like, "What

the [ __ ] [laughter]

>> What the [ __ ] Mascara."

>> Mascara. He's come over to my house a

couple times. He He likes White Claws.

He drinks white claws and brings his own

and then he gets going.

>> Yeah. He always shows up in the green

room with two white claws in between his

fingers.

>> Always two white claws. He's a two I

call man. It's [laughter] a good move.

>> He's such a character. He's always been

that guy, too. He's so fun.

>> I had the worst one of the most

embarrassing interactions with him. He

just put out uh White Precious, which

was one of my favorite specials ever.

And then I saw him in LA cuz I I I was

opening for like Big Jay at the store

and Mezzer was there. And I was like,

"Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt.

This is a big moment for me." And I was

like, "So, do you think when do you

think your next special is?" [laughter]

And he was like, "I don't [ __ ] know,

dude." He just walked away and I was

like, "Fuck, I blew [laughter] it."

There's so many of those. So many I wish

I could take back.

>> Yeah, the meeting people for the first

time being like super awkward.

>> Oh, tell got me with a terrible one.

I've talked about it before, but I

walked outside of the cellar. I just had

a good set. Like I was feeling good and

he was smoking a cigarette and I was

like, "Can I get one of those

cigarettes?" And he [laughter] was like,

"No." just walked right back inside.

>> [ __ ] [laughter]

>> He thought you were going to bond.

>> Meanwhile, he only had four left.

>> Yeah, he likes [ __ ] with people.

>> How is he still alive? Like, he's does

nothing to take care of himself. How

much How many cigarettes does Dave

smoke? [snorts]

>> He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

>> He's He's alive through pure laughter.

>> Yeah.

>> The amount of laughter he generates

keeps his tissue excited. I was I was so

lucky to just be like because they would

always put me with him at the end of the

night.

>> So I got to watch him for a few years

and it was like my favorite thing.

>> Oh, he's

>> But if I he just would make fun of me.

He'd see me in the room and be like,

"Oh, Shane must have had a good set.

He's hanging out." [laughter]

>> Shane, where were you born? On the

corner of AR and 15. [laughter]

He's so good.

>> Yeah. But he Yeah, he [ __ ] really

makes fun of you.

>> Oh yeah. You stand in the doorway and

he's like, "Look at you, you fat piece."

>> I love what he does when he'll do a show

and then he'll bring his opening acts on

on the stage at the end of the show and

just riff and just [ __ ] on them

[laughter]

like

>> it's hard. It's impossible to keep up,

>> bro. Ian just gets Ian fire gets he is

but he gets just steamrolled.

>> Yeah, of course. Yeah,

>> he like knows Dave enough

>> to like know what he's looking for with

the answer. I don't. So, I'd be in the

room and he'd be like, "Jane, you look

like a sex toy guy. What type of sex

toys do you [laughter] like?" and be

like, "Uh, vibrators." You be like, "Oh,

good answer. [laughter]

Fuck." I don't know.

>> The the panic when you're a young comic

of meeting like an established comic is

very

>> so bad.

>> Very real.

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>> Yeah, I sent uh I opened for Bert

Chryser in Helium. And then at Helium

Filling, it was the first time I ever

middled and I was like, "That was a good

show. I should." And he, you know, he

was drunk after the show and he was

like, "You should open for me." And I

was like, "Fuck yeah. I'm going to email

this guy." I emailed him like five

times. The first email was like, "I

think you and mesh together. We should."

It was brutal. So then I'm talking Me

and Stanh Hope were talking to him about

[snorts] it. This [ __ ] still has the

same email account. So he brought it up.

He read the email in front of me 10

years later and I was like,

>> "How does he still have the same email

account for 10 years?"

>> God, that would be

>> You got any of those?

>> What?

>> Like when you were a young comic just

saying there's no emails back then?

>> No, no, no. But I mean just like saying

something that you

[sighs and gasps]

>> nothing too bad comic and you're like

[clears throat]

>> one time at MTV John Stewart was having

a meeting with this executive and I had

just met John Stewart like the first

time and uh [clears throat] so I went in

to say hi. I went in to say hi to the

lady and John Stewart was there and I

remember saying hi to him like, "Oh,

hi." And then I I remember I went I go,

"Wow, you got a great view." I looked

out the window and I knocked something

over [laughter] like a [ __ ] statue or

some [ __ ] and I had grab it and pick it

up. It didn't break and I put it back.

I'm like, "All right, I'll just get out

of here." I just felt like such a

[ __ ] clumsy dork

>> cuz I had to look out the I had to say

something nice like, "Wow, you got a

great view."

>> Yeah.

>> Knock this [ __ ] thing over and just

like, "Oh no."

>> Yeah. Knocking something over that.

>> Like, why did I go back there to look?

If I just said hi in the main room area,

everything would be

>> Everybody be like, [laughter] "Man, that

guy was cool. Guy was cool. No, he had

to go to the window. Knock,

>> bro. That haunted me for years.

>> I think about the knocking that stupid I

don't even remember what it was I

knocked over, but I remember going, "Oh,

no."

>> Yeah, it's terrible. I had one uh I went

to see Soders's he filmed one of his

Comedy Central specials in Philly and I

had just done a showcase with him in New

York. Like I was like really excited

that I did a show at the stand cuz I it

was like the first time I ever did it

and he was on the lineup. So we're

standing in line and I was like, "You

think I should just tell these people

that I just did a show with this guy?"

[laughter] And my friends were like,

"What the [ __ ] are you talking about?"

And I was like, "Dude, I'll kill

myself."

Like right away. [laughter] I was like,

"I'm so sorry." You think I should tell

like the people the security that I just

did a show with them?

>> Oh, it's funny. It's really

embarrassing.

>> It's It is embarrassing now because now

you're just like totally friends with

all these guys.

>> It's totally normal. That's what's

weird.

>> Like if I see John Stewart now, I give

him a hug like, "Hey, what's up, dude?"

It's like it's totally normal. He's just

a person. When you see someone that

you've seen on TV, like when you're

young, it's weird.

>> It is.

>> Takes a long time before it stops being

weird, too.

>> That's why it's like when people come up

to me and do the same thing I used to

do. So, I'm always like, "It's all

right."

>> You know what I Like the first time I

met Norman and List, it was after a show

and I was standing next to him and I was

like, "You guys," it's funny, you guys

sound just the same as you do on

podcasts. I listen to you guys podcast

[laughter]

who the [ __ ] are you?

[gasps]

>> Yeah, it's brutal.

>> I mean, there's no way to be

comfortable.

>> How can you be? You have to go through

it.

>> If you don't go through it, you're not

going to be comfortable. You're going to

be weirded out. [clears throat]

>> No way around it. You want them to be

your friend.

>> Oh yeah.

>> You know what I mean? You want them to

like you. They have no idea who you are.

You're like standing next to them.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> And then it gets, you know, there's

levels of weirdness, you know? Like

sometimes I've been I mean here talking

to someone. I'm like

>> that's [ __ ] Quinton Tarantino. Like

how weird is this? I mean sitting here

talking to Quinton. Like there's certain

guys that never stop being weird. Yeah.

It's like always stays a little weird

because they're so famous.

>> Yeah. Mine's always athletes. M

>> it's always an athlete that I

[clears throat] didn't think was going

to make me feel that way.

>> That's interesting.

>> How special they are.

>> Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.

>> Yeah.

>> I couldn't even talk. [laughter]

>> It was [ __ ] recent. It was crazy.

He's handed he was hitting batting

practice before Phillies Yankees and he

saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was

and he like looked over before he like

was entering the [clears throat] cage

and he was like, "What's up?" And I was

like, "Oh shit."

>> And then he got done and he walked over.

He's like, "What are you doing back

there, big man?" And I was like, "Oh,

dude." Oh, [laughter]

>> you were hit him. Oh, yeah. He's a

horse, dude.

>> Yeah, it's a big

>> Yeah. You have no idea. I was uh full

panic in that.

>> That's funny.

>> Full panic. And then I think Yeah, that

was the day me and my buddies did uh

nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.

>> Jeez.

>> Okconor had nine seven hot dogs before

the first pitch. Then he passed

[laughter] out. He didn't have any beer.

He fell asleep for a whole game

>> just from the hot dogs.

>> Seven hot dogs. [laughter]

And we were with my buddy H. Foley and

he was getting other food.

>> He's a big [ __ ] guy.

>> Other than the nine hot dogs.

>> Nine hot dogs was the challenge.

>> I watched him get a [ __ ] cheese steak

>> and nine hot dogs.

>> How big is he?

>> He's as big as he's a big [ __ ]

>> Big as it gets. Is that [laughter] about

>> I feel bad. I love him.

>> But for real.

>> Jeez.

>> He's about as funny as it gets, though.

>> Nine [clears throat] hot dogs and a

cheese steak is crazy.

>> That's a lot of volume. Just like the

sheer mass of it all, you know?

>> Yeah, it was terrible.

>> You know that feeling that you get when

you eat like a giant meal and then you

look at yourself sideways in the mirror,

you're like, "Oh my god, I'm [ __ ]

pregnant."

>> Yeah. Every did it last [laughter]

night.

>> All those plates stacked up on top of

each other. Lately, I've been doing this

one meal a day thing like the last few

days. I don't think I'm going to stick

with it. [snorts] Today, I kind of

cheated. I had a little bit of fruit.

But so last night I went to uh the uh

>> if I had a little bit of fruit I'd be

like I'm I'm the beacon of health. It's

crazy. I had [laughter] [ __ ] fruit

today.

>> You don't eat any fruit?

>> No.

>> No vitamins? [clears throat]

>> I I take vitamins.

>> You take vitamins. What are you taking?

>> Uh right now just D, B, and C.

>> Okay.

>> Now I got some zinc and magnesium in

there.

>> You should go to waste. Well, and you

know what they'll do?

>> I did. They gave me some [ __ ]

>> But they'll give you one based on your

blood profile.

>> They did. They did. They'll mix it for

you.

>> Yeah. Oh, it's the best.

>> It's great.

>> You don't have to think.

>> Yeah. I went to ways as well fully

going, I have to have diabetes.

[laughter]

>> The [ __ ] as soon as they took my

blood, there was like four days from

when I got the results. I was in the

green room talking to Simpson. I was

like, dude, there had to be symptoms,

right? He was like, "No, I just have

diabetes." I was like, "Fuck, I

definitely have diabetes." Nothing.

>> Wow.

>> It's a good result.

>> That is a good result.

>> Yeah, that's great. That liver is a

[ __ ] dude.

>> Couldn't believe it. Yeah, your liver

like your liver is all right.

>> Your liver is a [ __ ] You know

what? It gets workouts.

>> I think the

>> gets workouts.

>> True. It's jacked,

>> right? Your liver is jacked. If you

think about it, look, running all the

time, look, running one time until your

heart explodes is not good for you,

right? We all agree you get a heart

attack, you die. That's not good.

>> Drinking yourself to death one time is

not good for you. No,

>> definitely not.

>> But running every day a little bit,

couple miles, you get in shape.

>> I think this is wrong, but I like where

you're going.

>> You know what I'm saying? [laughter] You

know where I'm going with this? Like a

little bit of whiskey, a little bit of

booze, some drinking every day.

>> Toughen that [ __ ] up. [ __ ] your

your liver is ready to go. Your liver is

like a marathon runner,

>> right?

>> Yeah. You'd think.

>> Well, it's like that's why you have the

tolerance you have clearly, right?

Because

>> uh the tolerance comes from just light

beer,

>> right?

>> For real. If you get me, if I take two

shots, I'm like, I got to go home.

[laughter]

>> It's crazy.

>> Stanh Hope does that, too. He just sips

light beer.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. He moved. He went through a

cocktail phase. I don't know where he's

at right now.

>> He when I was with him, he was fully on

uh like White Russians.

>> Okay.

>> And he was

>> cocktail phase.

>> [ __ ] getting after it. He gets

[laughter] after it still after all

these years.

>> He was doing good last time I saw him.

>> He's great. He's I heard he crushed at

Skank.

>> He murdered.

>> Tony said watched his set and he said he

was just clap. Tony said he was just

going like this in the back of the room.

>> Doug's always been one of the best and

he's like that's him. Like he's not

putting on an act. That's genuinely him

24/7 with his stupid suits on and just

thinking everything is hilarious and

>> hanging out with a army of idiots. Like

there's [laughter] so many [ __ ] dudes

that are like him. They're all doing

ridiculous [ __ ]

>> I Yeah, when I was living there, it was

just me and them. [laughter] I was the

only guy that was like,

>> "What the [ __ ]

>> Boys,

>> these guys were all like 50 and 60."

It's like, "Boys,

>> you got to admire it. No doctors. [ __ ]

this. We're riding this thing until the

wheels fall off. [clears throat]

>> Bingo was doing good, too.

>> That's great.

>> Everything. It was nice to see.

>> Yeah, because when we were doing that

end of the world podcast one time,

that's when Bingo fell.

>> Oh, so scary, man. Hitting your head is

so scary. Speaking of hitting your head,

what do you think of this Jake Paul

Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight.

>> That is tonight.

>> And watch it. And yeah, I'm definitely

going to watch.

>> Where are you watching it?

>> I don't know. I got a lot. We got a lot

tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh,

>> college football playoffs.

>> What else we got, Jamo?

>> Just that.

>> Yeah.

>> All right,

>> that's all great.

>> Oh, yeah. [laughter]

>> I can't get excited about that.

>> Huge thing.

>> I can't get excited about that. While

Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are

fighting,

>> uh,

>> I'm very excited about this.

>> If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy,

this should be

>> How could he take it easy? The whole

world is watching. There's not a chance

he's going to make it look like this guy

can box with him.

>> Can you imagine if Jake

>> if he flat lines him?

>> Oh my god. What if he steps in and just

right power bombs him right on the chin

and Joshua's legs go out

>> and he goes down?

>> It'd be the saddest.

>> That'd be sad.

>> Not for Jake Paul.

>> Of course. That'd be awesome. I'm saying

Anthony Joshua who's like

>> who was like going to be the guy

>> destroy some sports books also

apparently. [snorts]

>> What are those odds?

>> They'd lose a hundred million dollars or

something I think. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, there's a lot of batting on the

Jake Paul underdog right now.

>> There's people betting on him.

>> Yeah, because he's got plus 650. You're

making six times the money you put in.

>> Yeah, but what are the odds?

>> Not good.

>> What are the odds really? I know that's

the odd literally said, what are the

odds to the odds? [laughter]

>> But I mean, if you're

>> Vegas,

>> it's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony

Joshua either wins a decision or stops

him. This is because he is a twotime,

it's not saying Jake Paul's not a good

boxer. He's a real good boxer. He's like

very underrated, but he's a twotime

heavyweight world champion. He's like

one of the [ __ ] scariest guys in the

division. Lightning fast punches, 245

[ __ ] pounds. He's huge. He's way

bigger, way more skilled.

>> He's like a foot taller. What's the

height difference? I saw him at the

weigh-in.

>> I think he's five inches taller. Four or

five inches taller. But the point is,

he's one of the best heavyweight boxers

alive.

>> Yeah.

>> And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you

know, very impressive for a guy beating

up Ben Ascrin and knocking out Tyron

Woodley. Very impressive.

>> Yeah.

>> There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry.

Very impressive. There's levels. This is

This is a crazy jump.

>> That's why it's I think that the only

reason the odds are not 40 to1 is

>> people suspect shenanigans.

>> Shenanigans. Yeah, they suspect

shenanigans.

>> But first,

>> they come out and [ __ ] circle each

other like pro wrestling and grab the

ropes, we're going to be like, "No,

>> you motherfuckers."

[snorts]

>> When Nate fought him, that was great.

>> Well, listen, that's another fight.

Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but

Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for

the most part. A couple fights at 170.

Yeah.

>> You know, a very good boxer for MMA,

>> but

>> Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate

had Nate had a bachelor

>> later rounds. Yeah,

>> the late rounds Nate sorted.

>> Yeah, [clears throat]

Paul 7 to1 underdog had attracted 82% of

the bets and 90% of the money that had

been wagered on DraftKings on the

winner. What

a Paul upset would result in nearly a

hundred million dollar loss for the

sports book. [cough and clears throat]

Imagine if Jake Paul just hated

DraftKings and they made a deal with

Anthony Joshua. It's like, let's

bankrupt these [ __ ] Let's

bankrupt these [ __ ] We're

gonna bet it all on me. I mean, that's

like a Guy Richie movie.

>> It is.

>> You know,

>> it's But that's the other thing cuz I

saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony

Joshua, but I saw what fight was it

recent like a year or two ago where he

grabbed the mic after and started giving

a [ __ ] crazy speech.

>> Oh, I don't remember that.

>> He did?

>> Yeah. He gave a little weird after he

lost he like Oh, wait. Was it uh Daniel

Ukrainian? Was it

>> Oh, Usyk.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. What did he say?

>> It was just kind of a weird thing to do

after you lose to grab the mic and talk

to the crowd and

>> Well, I think it was in his hometown.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Wasn't it wasn't in London?

>> Definitely wasn't in [ __ ] Eussy.

[laughter]

>> No, I'm not making fun of the war.

>> No, [laughter]

exactly. Who the [ __ ] going to travel

there to see a fight? [snorts]

I think um that's probably why you know

in in England they like a a loser who

keeps his chin up like a guy who loses

>> you know that's

>> why I do well

>> they like a respectable winner you know

who's respectable and shows good

sportsmanship and

>> and good character after it's over.

>> I could be wrong. I just remember

thinking it was odd and uh

>> it's probably a cultural thing.

>> He left the ring and came back

>> and then they [clears throat] shook and

then I don't know what he says here but

he grabs the mic here.

Man, let's give him a round of applause.

[cheering]

Oh man,

that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm

talking.

>> Sorry.

>> Flag on his back.

>> Sorry guys. Look,

if you knew my story, you would

understand the passion. I ain't no metal

boxer from 5 years old. That was an

elite prospect from my youth, bro. I was

going to jail. I see some technical use

in read in jail. I got bail and I

started training cuz if I got sentenced,

I wanted to be able to fight. I bust my

case, but cousin Banger, WHERE'S HE AT?

>> G14, RAISE YOUR HAND. I'M STEALING

THESE.

>> OH, I never saw this.

>> Because

>> he might take a dive, bro.

>> He's a wild [ __ ] Guys, I'm

telling you, THIS GUY TO BE ME TONIGHT,

maybe I could have done better, but it

shows the levels of hard work he must

have put in. So, please give him a round

of applause as our heavyweight champion

of the world.

>> All right.

>> It's a little odd. He's He's still

going.

>> I will say this. I don't you know, he

just got in a fight,

>> right?

>> I used to cry whenever I got in a fight,

[laughter]

>> so I can't I can't judge anyone. I would

have given this. Dudes give that speech

every time they lose a street fight.

>> Every single time they stand up, they

go, "Let's get a beer together, dude.

This guy's a fucking," you know,

>> right? A little bit. Yeah, but

>> that it's it is a little weird. It's

definitely weird, but there's some dudes

that just once they get the mic, they

just want to start talking.

>> I hear you,

>> you know.

>> Yeah,

>> there are dudes. There's like some dudes

that I have to interview in the UFC and

the the UFC is like, "Last question.

Stop. No more questions. We got to cut

cuz like they got to cut to commercial."

I like those though.

>> I like when the guy grabs the mic and

just starts screaming.

>> Some of them are great. Some of them are

great. Jail Sunen [ __ ] mastered it.

He was the first guy. He was the first

guy to figure it out.

>> He was the first guy to figure out how

to cut like a pro wrestling type promo

in inside the cage LIKE ANDERSON SILVA,

YOU absolutely suck. Everybody's like,

"What is going on here?" He's the

greatest of all time.

>> He's so funny.

>> Yeah, it was Chale was awesome.

Who's funnier than him? McGregor

McGregor was up.

>> McGregor was really funny. McGregor took

shit-talking to a whole new level.

>> Yes, but I feel like Chale was

>> But Chale opened the [ __ ] door. Yeah,

>> he's the OG. He's the OG of MMA

shit-talking for sure. And still like

the most clever at it,

>> you know? He's very clever.

>> Yeah, the [ __ ] the Brazilians

thinking a bus was a horse. [laughter]

>> So [ __ ]

>> He said he traed a car.

>> It's like a good It's a good bit, dude.

>> [laughter]

>> He's a quite a character, man. He's

quite a [ __ ] character.

>> Yeah. McGregor's [ __ ] talk.

[clears throat] Yeah. The Who the [ __ ]

is that guy? His current [ __ ] talk's my

favorite.

>> Yeah.

>> I love what he's up to. [ __ ] Ilia

Toro.

Do you think he's going to fight the

vehicle?

>> He keeps talk He keeps talking about

making it to the White House, but I just

>> I hope he gets to the White House. I'm

I'm going to do my best to go to

>> I hope that's I hope he does that and

that's it.

>> I'm not saying

>> and the Michael Chandler one is a good

one. That's a smart that'd be a fun one.

It's a marketable one cuz everybody

knows they were supposed to fight years

ago and they did the Ultimate Fighter

together.

>> And also Chandler's still [ __ ]

dangerous as [ __ ] He's not washed.

>> He's not He's not in his prime, but he's

like 38 or 39 years old now.

>> We'll go wild in that fight.

>> Yeah, he's a dangerous guy. He's crazy

fit, too.

>> And he loves America, dude. Get him in

front of the [ __ ] White House. He's

going to he's going to cry after the

fight. Yeah, he'll go nuts.

>> And he he will do everything within his

power to try to beat Connor.

>> Yeah, I'm going to not not say anything

bad about Trump until that fight.

>> I need to be at [laughter] that fight.

Then I'm going to go, "Yo, that [ __ ]

[ __ ] tweet. That sucked."

>> Bro, look what uh Manny called him a

fascist and he had him in the Oval

Office. And did you see that? True.

>> And he's like, "You said pre the Donald

Trump." He's like, "It's okay. Just go

ahead and say it. Just say it."

>> He didn't care. I hate to get on Trump

stuff, but have you seen the plaques?

>> No, I heard about it.

>> So, his plaques under everybody's name.

>> He's kind of trashing [laughter]

every other president.

>> And what does he trash them all?

>> He the Clinton one I read. He kind He

talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the

Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The

Clinton one is like basically like he

kind of got lucky with the economy

because of the [ __ ] tech boom. Also

then at the end he's like and then his

wife tried to run against Donald Trump

and lost like

>> that's a plaque.

>> Yeah. Hillary lost the presidency.

>> Huh?

>> Does it really say he got lucky? Like

who's writing these things? He's not

writing them. That [laughter] would be

sleepy Joe Biden. It says that

>> president American history.

>> Oh my god. He is writing it. Oh no no.

Let me read it from the top. This is so

crazy. This that this is underneath a

photo in the White House is so crazy.

Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by

far the worst president in American

history. [laughter]

This is so crazy. Taking office as a

result of most corrupt election ever

seen in the United States, Biden oversaw

a series of unprecedented dis. What's

the matter, Jamie?

>> Elections capitalize. Weird.

>> Yeah, it is weird.

uh unprecedented disasters that brought

our nation to the brink of destruction.

His policies caused the highest

inflation ever recorded, leading the US

dollar to lose more than 20% of its

value in four years. His green news scam

surrendered

American energy dominance. And by

abolishing the southern border border,

[clears throat] Biden let 21 million

people from all over the world poor into

the United States, including from

prisons, jails, mental institutions, and

insane asylums. Isn't that like he said

two things that are the same thing

>> for both of them?

>> Jails, prisons, [laughter]

>> institutions, insane asylums. [snorts]

His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the

most humiliating events in American

history and resulted in the murder of 13

brave American service members which

many other many others gravely wounded.

Seeing with many others gravely gravely

wounded. What's wrong with me? Seeing

Biden's devastating weakness. Uh Russia

invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists

launched their heinous October 7th

attack on Israel. This is crazy.

nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by

you. [laughter] By nicknamed like the

whole public got together, I got a name

for this guy was dominated by his

radical left handlers. Look how radical

left is in caps, too. They and their

allies in the fake news media attempted

to cover up his severe mental decline

and unprecedented use of autopen.

This is so crazy. You shouldn't be

allowed to do this, right? It should be

like historians say this guy was

president from

the end of that. Does it say [snorts]

Donald Trump saved America?

>> Despite all, President Trump would get

reelected in a landslide and save

America in all caps.

>> That's a plaque in the White House.

[clears throat]

>> He's not beating the uh dictator

charges. This is like an African

dictatorship. [laughter]

>> They change the name. I think they're

changing the name of the Kennedy Center

to the Trump Kennedy Center.

>> Oh boy.

>> Somebody Somebody needs to tell him

[laughter]

like, "Hey, this is not good. You can't

do that because then other people could

do that, too." And then the White House

stops being the White House and it

becomes whoever is in its house where he

could just go crazy and say everybody

else is a crook.

>> I don't think anyone's going to do what

he's doing. I don't think there's I

mean, look,

>> I hope not, but it opens up the problem

is it opens up the door for someone on

the left to do their version of it.

>> Who Who's going to be the Democrat?

Who's next? [ __ ] Gavin Newsome. He's

not going to [ __ ] put up a

>> course he would. Of course he would. He

copies everything that Trump does. He

even tries to talk like Trump on

Twitter. You don't think that he would

put up plaques that talk about how

corrupt Trump was and about how terrible

and he was quoted as lying over 5,000

times by Washington Post? M, you know.

Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a

plaque. That'll just be everywhere.

>> I mean, but he could put that under his

photo, though. Like, that's never been a

thing that people did before.

>> For sure.

>> Right. I mean, I'm guessing what was it

before?

>> He added that uh Ronald Reagan was a fan

of President Trump's long before his

historic run for the White House.

[laughter]

>> That's so disturbing. That's such crazy.

[ __ ] Lackey put that [ __ ] up and was

like, "Do you like this?" Of course he's

going to [ __ ] like it,

>> bro. He wrote it. What are you talking

about? You don't think he wrote it? You

think a lackey wrote it?

>> I don't [ __ ] if I know. I don't know

what's going on.

>> It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote

that.

>> Yeah.

>> Same [ __ ]

>> He's got to be writing his tweets.

>> I I think they made a video of it,

right? Yeah.

>> So, the video is like he says things and

someone types it out for him.

He [ __ ] up on Twitter this week.

>> What? With the Rob Riner thing? Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy.

>> It's all crazy.

>> Every Like, so if he didn't do the Rob

Ryan thing and then put up those

plaques, I'll be like, "Ah, that's

funny." But then the Rob Ryan thing,

you're like, "God damn it, dude."

>> Well, the plaques are crazy.

>> The plaques are crazy.

>> The plaques are crazy. It's like you're

the White House is supposed to be

where each new president you you the new

guy comes in. You won the new election.

Congratulations. Let me show you around.

This is what it's like. These are all

the photos. What's [laughter]

another

>> I think this they look at the I think

that's the photo for Joe Biden.

>> It's an autopen.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. That's [laughter]

>> That's so crazy. That's hilarious.

That's so crazy.

>> Yeah. But again, it's still funny

>> when he does crazy [ __ ] When he does

crazy [ __ ] and it's funny, I like it,

>> right?

>> But the the Rob Reiner thing is not

funny, right? And that's like the same

thing.

>> Yeah.

>> It's the same kind of thinking. And when

you But when you see it with no empathy,

that's when it's hard to like.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I wish he could apologize.

>> I know you can't and you [clears throat]

won't.

>> You listen, there's no justification for

what he did that makes any sense in a

compassionate society. It's no different

than people that were celebrating when

Charlie Kirk got shot.

>> That's what Yeah. That's the thing that

bothers me kind of thing, bro. It'd be

like if Obama tweeted

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Rest in piss.

>> Imagine Oh my god. Imagine Imagine if

Obama tweeted, you know, something about

someone, you know, after they died in in

this way that this person was a deranged

that person had hated Obama and he wrote

Obama like

>> all caps. [laughter]

Imagine if Obama Trump. Do you imagine

if Obama talked like Trump? They hated

Obama,

>> like that was his thing. He talked about

himself in third person. That would be

crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is

the way Trump thinks and talks.

>> It's just like

>> the guy got sliced up by his kid, you

know? Anybody that doesn't see that and

go, "Fuck, man."

>> Yeah. It's the worst.

>> So, you know,

>> also the kid's claiming not guilty right

now. Oh, Carl. Okay.

>> I like it.

>> By reason of what?

>> I like the mood.

>> Oh, boy.

>> It's so It's so dark, man.

>> Yeah, it's really [ __ ] horrendous.

>> But on the other side of it, the the Rob

Reiner thing was crazy because Rob

Reiner like made it a mission to try to

get Trump out of office and to try to

get Trump arrested. And there's

>> this really weird video where he's

sitting there with uh John Brennan and

James Clapper,

>> these two top dog spooks.

>> Yeah.

>> And they're talking about how this is

like unacceptable that Trump is

president. I'm like this is a crazy

thing to and like high production value.

Yeah. So it's like all filmed together.

They're coming up with reasons why they

have to remove Trump from office.

>> Maybe they knew something.

>> All that sucked. I think that sucked.

But then, dude, you get murdered next to

your wife by your son.

>> Horrible.

>> That's like the worst thing possible.

>> And then the president,

>> right? It's a crazy thing to put out.

>> By the time this episode comes out,

we'll have moved on.

>> Yeah. Yeah, but it seems like

>> you know

it it seems like whenever something like

that happens where someone is happy that

someone died so so many people just you

you feel so disappointed

>> you know you just feel like it's so

disappointing.

>> Yeah.

>> It's like why why if you if you say that

privately that's one thing which is also

crazy.

>> Yeah.

>> But it's so disappointing. I mean,

someone would have to be the worst

person ever and then you're like, you

know what? [ __ ] that guy.

>> But

Jesus.

>> Yeah, that's

>> And the way it happened, too. Like, yo,

the way it happened makes it

>> makes it 10 times worse.

>> Oh, God.

>> If he died in like a funny way,

>> right, [laughter]

>> you know?

>> Right. Right. Right. Then it would be if

he you he was like, "I'm gonna [ __ ]

parachute out of a plane."

>> Right.

>> There you go.

>> Something stupid. Oh, he's bungee

jumping. He lied about his weight.

>> But then snap.

>> Then the worst possible way to die.

>> The worst possible way to die.

>> I mean, you and he did before all the

political [ __ ] He did rule.

>> Oh, he had amazing rules, man. I made

amazing movies.

>> He ruled.

>> I mean, let's let's bring up Rob

Reiner's filmography. How many great He

wanted to come on the podcast and talk

about JFK. That would have been sick.

>> Yeah.

Um

I don't know why that never happened.

>> What What films did he do?

>> Started off with

>> I don't think Spinal Time might have

been the first one, but uh Bride, Stand

by Me, Stand by.

>> Okay. Stand by Me and Princess Bride.

Two of the greatest

>> Few men. Wait, he made a few good men,

bro. Misery. He did Misery.

>> [ __ ] amazing movie. Let me

>> Was he a producer on a few good men?

>> Let me make directors. We Which one?

Because he did a lot of stuff too. He's

been in movies.

Um directed them. So here you go. Like

writer, predtor or sorry, producer,

writer, director, different and all.

>> He did direct a few main.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, dude. He he made some bangers.

When Harry met Sally,

>> he was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street.

>> He was hilarious in that.

>> Oh, yeah. That's right. I forgot about

that.

>> Spinal tap was supposed to come out. I

think I read they put that on hold right

now,

>> bro.

>> Yeah. Horrendous.

That's That's like

>> Hey, don't don't put anything out.

Someone take his [ __ ] phone.

>> Yeah. There's certain things the

administration does that I'm just like,

damn, you can't you can't defend it.

like the like the I don't think it's the

administration necessarily, but they've

definitely allowed it to happen where

like [ __ ] ICE is making funny videos

about deporting people

>> and then like like [ __ ] like this. It's

like damn, dude. That's [ __ ]

terrible.

>> They use Theo.

>> Yeah,

>> they use Theo and a totally unrelated

clip

>> that like some lady said, uh, my friend

has to leave the country. Will you make

a video? I heard you got boarded.

>> I I mean, I knew that video existed

before. Yeah, I'm the one editing the

DHS. [laughter]

>> It's just Theo being funny and you they

use that in this ice thing and Theo's

like, "Whoa." And he had a really good

response, too. He got them to take it

down, but his uh response, see if you

can find it. Something that his uh

opinions on immigration are much more

nuanced.

>> I mean, that's the truth, though. It's

like, yeah, sure. Illegal immigration's

we should fix that.

>> Yeah.

>> Don't [ __ ] make it funny. It's a

serious thing. It's a serious thing

you're doing.

>> Yeah. Why would you make it funny at

all?

>> Yeah.

>> Like, is the thought like that that'll

make it popular on TikTok and it'll

spread that way? Is that the thought

that it'll be a that video will get

people to want to sign up?

>> I think a lot of a lot of those people

are obviously just weird [ __ ] psychos

that are in that world. I don't know.

>> I heard something that I don't know if

it's true.

Um, it [clears throat] was about the

Brown shooting, the Brown University

shooting, and it's people claiming that

the the uh security cameras had been

disabled.

>> Yes,

>> I was trying to get Theo's tweet. Here's

just the quote of what it said before.

>> Yo, this is what he says. DHS, I didn't

approve to be used in this. I know you

know my address, so send a check and

please take this down and please keep me

out of your banger deportation videos.

Von said on his ex account, "When it

comes to immigration, my thoughts and

heart are a lot more nuanced than this

video allows. Bye." Von added, "Perfect

response."

>> Calling them banger videos is hilarious.

>> Yeah, they're ridiculous.

>> Yeah, they suck.

>> They suck. It's like, why are you doing

that? I thought you're trying to get rid

of like the worst people in the world.

You're not trying to be entertaining.

Like the job is to get rid of the worst

people in the world. Like, but that

that's what we're, you know, that's what

we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of

cartel members and terrorists. The worst

people in the world. That's who we're

hoping for.

>> Yeah.

>> But then it's like anybody

>> I bet they have quotas.

>> I bet they they're told they bet they

do.

>> Without a doubt.

>> Whenever you give a quoting

a law,

>> you bad news. You get into weird

territory. That's when cops pull people

over for [ __ ]

>> Yeah. That's how most of my buddies got

DUI.

[snorts]

>> The cops needed to go.

>> They just took a chance.

>> Me and me and Jamie were just talking

about that. How

>> just our hometown just miss it?

>> Yeah.

>> I was built that's what I was built for.

>> Hometowns

>> 9 to5 and then go to a bar.

>> That's what you built for us. Did you

miss those days?

>> I miss it a lot.

>> Really?

>> I miss the going to the bar

>> just for fun.

>> Just sitting there hanging out.

>> Bro, we had We could have beat Lancaster

Catholic though. It's [ __ ] crazy. We

lost that [ __ ] That's what I'm going

to talk about when I get home

>> for Christmas. Yeah,

>> that's funny. You look forward to that?

>> I do.

>> [ __ ] rules. My high school buddies, they

all have families now.

>> Yeah, it's nice. Especially when your

friends get families. It's nice to go go

out with them. They when you see them

get that one night off, you go, "Oh,

this guy's about to [ __ ] black out.

[laughter]

This is going to be crazy."

I have somebody I have friends come to

shows and just fall apart. That's

hilarious.

>> That's so funny.

>> Yeah. No, sorry about the derailing it

from that actual conversation.

>> No, it's okay. I don't even remember

what we were talking about.

>> Security cameras.

>> The Brown University thing. [snorts]

>> Now, what why did they have the security

cameras? Why were they disabled? Because

I don't even want to say what I what I

read.

>> The thing online was saying, yeah, it

was ICE.

>> Yeah. that it was it because they wanted

to stop ICE from using the feed to

locate illegals that are working on the

campus maybe or maybe citizens that are

or students rather. Yeah.

>> That are uh

>> because they've done some wild [ __ ] like

they did I don't know if they wind up

deporting that lady but they were trying

to deport that lady because she was a

student and she wrote a an essay that

was critical of Israel.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

a response from their officials, I

guess.

>> Um, call on lack of CC

>> that in mind and they want to know how a

school with a $9 billion endowment does

not have cameras on one of the older

buildings at the edge of the camera edge

of the campus where this happened. Not

even in the front door, who who's coming

and going? Now, they asked this question

knowing that the shooter may have done

whatever he wanted, but the cameras a

would have deterred or b captured a

better look at him and we wouldn't be

here today 5 days out. I want you to

explain that because there's a lot of

parents who are wondering where are you

investing your money?

>> Yeah, I appreciate that question and I

want to reiterate as our president did

that supporting our students and

communicating to the parents to our

community about our support is of utmost

importance. Um, we have 1,200 cameras

located throughout the campus. We don't

publish the locations of the cameras.

That would give a map to somebody to

evade detection on the cameras. So, that

would be counterproductive to do that.

There are cameras in this building. And

as I answered the previous question, we

have turned over all evidence that we

are holding at Brown to law enforcement

and are cooperating fully with them.

>> So, you're saying that there's a camera.

You're saying there's cameras in the

building. I was told yesterday there

wasn't cameras in the building. The

attorney general said old building.

>> I'm on camera right now, you [ __ ]

>> New building with cameras.

>> I believe he said that there were two

different phases of the building that

might have two different levels of

technology. Again, all video imagery has

been turned over to law enforcement.

>> That doesn't make sense.

>> Okay, this is contradictory to what I

read. What I read was that somebody had

disabled them.

Um, so he was saying there is cameras

and they turned over all footage.

There's got to be cameras.

>> But the thing is like when you hear a

story like they disabled it for ICE,

like is that story total [ __ ] And

is that story designed to get people to

tweet that out so that other people

start believing it?

>> For sure.

>> H

>> they were naming the [ __ ] shooter. I

thought Did you see that?

>> Yeah. How they name

>> before they got No, before they got the

Portuguese guy.

>> Oh, really? They were naming a different

shooter.

>> Some uh Yeah. [laughter]

>> Oh, no. Yeah.

>> Who's the different?

>> I was all over I was going, "This

[ __ ] how dare you."

>> Who was the different guy?

>> Uh, it was a kid that was in like uh

protest and [ __ ] like a Gaza kid.

[sighs]

>> So, they instantly named him and Yeah,

whatever. So,

>> he's going to get paid.

>> He should.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> He should.

>> Remember the Atlanta one where the guy

they they ruined his life and they said

he was a bomber?

>> It was just a security guard. Remember

that guy?

>> Yeah. The movie. Uh,

>> yeah.

>> [ __ ] is his name?

>> I I forget his name, too. But I remember

the real story.

>> Walter Paul Walter Hower plays him in uh

I hope I'm getting that name right. I

know that guy. He's the man.

>> Uh Richard Juel.

>> Richard Juel. [clears throat]

>> I was there that day.

>> You were in Atlanta?

>> Yeah, I was there. [laughter] Dude,

that's crazy.

>> What?

>> Yeah. When we were headed home, the only

reason we weren't there when it went off

was cuz we couldn't get scalp tickets to

watch the Dream Team play. The guy that

we were trying to buy them from, ripped

them up in front of my dad and just

threw them in the [ __ ] sewer. We're

like, "What? Yo, who does that?

>> You are Ohio. You are Ohio trash. You

went to the Olympics to scout drink.

>> No, we went to other stuff, but like we

didn't have tickets to that game. So,

like we were like, let's find tickets to

the game.

>> What else did you see?

>> Like a volleyball game and uh baseball

game.

>> Richard Jewel, right?

>> Yeah, Richard Juul.

>> Um I just sent you this thing.

>> Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about

it. It says there's like an open letter

in August that anti-ICE protesters

wanted uh

the cameras disabled, but I didn't see

that it actually happened. I'll find

her.

>> Bro,

>> it's all weird.

>> Actually looking at

>> I've kind of checked out.

>> Let me hear this.

>> Oh,

>> human rights group.

>> To un human rights group to university

administrators dismantle surveillance to

defend free speech. Now,

>> huh?

>> I don't know if they did it.

>> What does that mean? the ground put off

because the sanctuary city law that we

have you don't want to recall illegal

immigrants and you don't want provide

the footage to the FBI or immigration

authority one camera and that building

it come out from your detectives they

are friend of mine they're angry at this

investigation if these people in Brown

University put the camera off they can

identify that person you imagine how the

family going to go through

>> tell the truth this to the media here

>> you

We heard from both the Brown police

chief.

>> Isn't that Isn't that where that girl