What? Earthquake resistant. Built in

Japan.

Is

>> that dog with the J's, man?

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP? WELCOME BACK TO COLD

RUNS. TODAY, MAX AND I went on

AliExpress and bought exclusively tech

items ranging from $1 all the way up to

$5,000. All without the other one

knowing. So, today we're going to reveal

what we bought and see who got their

best bang for their buck. The first

budget you had was $1. How is yours so

much bigger? Isn't mine like a What is

that? A pen? The [ __ ] pen? What is

this, Chad? Oh, it's got a light on it.

What is it? Here's the thing. Oh, that's

right. You can put your [ __ ] phone on

it.

The other way. The other way. Oh, yeah.

My bad. And it doubles as a touch pen.

>> See? Little touch.

>> It's not an actual pen, though.

>> No, it's not an actual pen.

>> I think it does do real pen, does it?

>> TWIST IT.

>> OH MY GOD, BROTHER. FROZE. LIKE there's

no way it does a real pen. That would

make it too incredible.

>> Sir, you had any drugs or alcohol this

evening?

>> Heaps. All right. What did you get? Mine

is What is it?

It's a mini ball candy catcher toy mini

claw machine for kids. Catch ball candy

game hand eye game activity gift for

children toddler.

>> Nice.

>> Congrats, Jad. You won.

>> You have a go.

>> Okay, that's actually kind of

Let's try it out with Skittles. Just get

rid of those balls. I'm just going to

eat these. I think Skittles are too big.

You're not going to find a candy that

fits down there.

>> All right, Darcy. Who wins?

>> All right. Scent per feature. Chad

definitely comes on top there. It has a

lot. Yeah,

>> I didn't. No, no, NO, NO, NO. CHAD,

>> IT'S MINE.

>> YEAH, but don't break it cuz the only

reason I got it is cuz I wanted to play

a game with it. But I wanted to put a

four different shots on these like a

lottery ball and then put it

corresponding to a shot and then do

whichever one it corresponds to. Okay.

Chinese ball game, guys. Chinese ball

game. Bonus round. Chad, go. Chinese

ball game.

>> All right.

>> I can see the ball, Darcy.

>> Yeah, but we don't know what's in there

any of the shots or the numbers.

>> Is that going to fall in?

>> Yeah.

>> I got ender pearl one.

>> Number three, Burger King foot lettuce.

>> There you go. Do some of them have water

in them?

>> No.

>> So, we're just both drinking regardless.

Whatever.

>> Well, one of you is drinking something

very different to the other.

>> Cheers to the claw to the Chinese blog.

M. That's nice.

>> Mine's a coconut one.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, that's great. Yeah,

>> that's a treat, Darcy. Thanks for what

was in there.

>> Green fairy.

>> Oh, absolutely.

>> God, what the [ __ ] is wrong with you?

>> All right, Darcy. Next items. Now it's

time for the $10 tier. That is a big box

for 10 bucks. Max, will you do the

honors, please? $10 on mystery box. I

got random mystery. Mystery spelled M I

S T E R T Y. Random mystery box. All

right. You going to dig in or what? Um,

it does say one piece. You can

apparently get an iPhone.

>> That's [ __ ] trash.

>> Or some sort or a drone.

>> That's [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> I kind of want to buy a 100 of those and

see if the [ __ ] drone shows up.

>> Well, that's a new video. That is not a

drone.

>> Could be, Chad. I haven't opened it yet.

>> NICE.

>> WO.

>> IS THAT AN outdated iPhone cord? Oh,

it's everything in one or all of them.

Break it out. This is brave. Is my phone

going to [ __ ] blow up? It won't blow

up. It'll send data to the mainland.

>> All right, we'll now test if my phone

charges or

>> All right, now for my piece. You ready?

What is that? IS THAT A CHARGER?

>> NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S A IT'S a microscope

you put into your phone. Can I use a

work phone for this one? At least

>> I would use a laptop.

>> Oh my god, Chad.

>> Why does it come with gloves?

>> Because it's clearly got to go into your

hole. Is it working? Uh, yes. IT'S

[ __ ] AWESOME. WA! OH MY GOD. Are you

going to swallow this? I don't know if I

can look at that.

>> What's going on down there?

>> See? Go again. Go again.

>> Let me check my ear. Hang on.

>> WO.

>> THAT'S WHAT THE INSIDE OF my ear looks

like.

>> Is that ear wax?

>> There's a [ __ ] creature in there.

>> What's going on in there? Is that Is

that Is that like a clump of wax?

>> I think so. Now that red [ __ ] that's

like a burst blood vessel or something.

>> Is that normal? I'm going to check the

other ear to see if it looks the same.

I'm going have to check Max's to

compare.

>> [ __ ] off. You ain't putting that [ __ ] in

my ear.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> Chad? That's a Chinese listening device.

>> That's a [ __ ] microchip, brother.

>> Am I microchipped? What the [ __ ] is

going on in there? Why is it less red?

All right, I'm going back down my

throat. You guys ready?

Max. Chad. Chad.

>> Wait. OH, OKAY. GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT,

MAX. PULL IT OUT.

>> CONGRATULATIONS, CHAD. You win the $10

round. You had the better purchase. That

[ __ ] was awesome.

>> Why did you put it in the bin?

>> Cuz it's Can I have the normal cord? Cuz

you actually want it.

>> Yeah, I got it.

>> It might have crosscontaminated.

>> OKAY, UP NEXT, $50 items. Okay, Chad,

you first. I want a drone. Nice [ __ ]

All right, let's see how this thing

goes.

Oh, bit hard to control. Fly away from

the wall. I'm trying to

hi Silus.

It It controls pretty poorly, but like

other than that, like it's pretty good.

Like I'm going to loop around the table.

Can it do any trick? About to find out.

>> Jesus [ __ ] 100 points.

Chad here.

>> This is garbage. No. Let me get it. Let

me get it.

>> OW. [ __ ] bit me.

>> Ow. [ __ ] Chad, stop. Chad, stop. I

stopped it. Why are you doing this? No.

Come back, you [ __ ] little [ __ ] No.

Why are you flying into the room? I'm

not asking you to do that.

Like, it's really hard to control. All

right, Max. Let's see yours. That's

pretty hard to top. I got a dog. I a

>> You told me not to get one of those. I

wanted to buy a dog and Darcy was like,

"No,

>> one for 50 bucks."

>> No, I want to buy like a $2,000 one. The

problem was, Chad, you sent me one and

it was just the remote.

>> That looks

kind of okay. Look how many [ __ ]

buttons it has.

>> Foot buttons work.

>> They're just printed on there. They

don't actually work.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

>> Hey, hey, chill.

>> What's happening? It's waving at us.

>> Darcy, are you doing that? No. No. Maybe

back it up a bit. Terry, BACK IT UP. AH,

COOL. URINATE.

Give me a handshake.

Attack

piss again. Hey, handstand.

Why it's twerking?

Why is this so violent? All right.

Greetings.

Oh [ __ ] he dead.

>> What the [ __ ] is it doing, man? Is there

a story time button on it? Why did he

say that? Like he knows about it. Like,

wait a minute. Was there a famous story

time but on that thing?

>> Little lamb and the wolf. Wo is meeting

with a lamb straight from the fing

on him to find some.

>> Why is it in a Chinese accent? The

world's right and Jesus addressed him.

>> That is [ __ ] beautiful, man.

>> You grossly insulted me. David, the lamb

in a mortal tongue of war.

>> Can anyone like understand that? No.

>> That's my boy. You look like a [ __ ]

Fortnite emote.

What's the swimming one?

>> And the winner of the $50 AliExpress

tech item is

>> No.

>> OH, SORRY. I FORGOT. YOU GOT TO keep it.

Sorry. Doesn't have a name. Grog dog.

Grog dog.

[ __ ] Thanks, dog. Why did it scream

when it fell off? I think he's quite

cute. It's a robot. It's a tin skin. A

clanker.

>> All right. What's next? This is the $100

budget item.

>> All right.

>> What the [ __ ] She looks like a [ __ ]

fell off a Chinese TV truck.

>> It's legit just Chinese laptop, isn't

it?

>> What the [ __ ] does that mean?

>> No.

It's a monitor, man.

>> No, it's a TV. It's a TV. And the

advertisement says 80in [ __ ] ultra

giga smart TV 4K. But what he actually

got for 100 bucks was this [ __ ]

abysmal combination of seven different

TV parts.

>> It said 8K [ __ ] 80 in.

>> I would Can you please dispute this? I

want to see what they're responsible

for.

>> No, cuz you selected the option.

>> What is that?

>> Chad, I actually think you might be the

first guy to buy it.

>> I'm going to save this for later. I I

got a plan for this. Okay.

>> Okay.

>> I swear you could get a better TV for

100 bucks from this country.

>> All right. Top that.

Wa. You got two items. That one's just

meant to complement it cuz this is kind

of a cheaper island.

>> It's meant to be a a shirt, a a tech

shirt. You put like the screen into the

shirt, then you can put your thing on.

>> That screen's about as big as the one

you

>> Yeah, there's actually more pixels on

those glasses than on the [ __ ] TV.

>> How does this work, though? How the [ __ ]

does this work? See that, guys? You can

get a cool skeleton on there. Oh.

OH, THERE YOU GO.

WA. That's [ __ ] awesome. I put your

shirt and glasses on, mate. It smells

Chinese. My shirt's downloading

something.

>> Uploading a pick to it.

>> Can you imagine if you're in the city

[ __ ] getting the like something to

eat and your shirt gets hacked? The

>> [ __ ] is that, man? Check this out. See

this little [ __ ] bloke, man.

>> Is that the pic you just took of me?

>> Is that the pic you just took of him? Is

this the pic you just took of me?

>> Don't move. Don't move. He's uploading

to it.

>> Is this that photo you just took of

Chad? No.

>> And you downloaded that app to your

phone?

>> Yeah. So, you take a photo and it will

send it to the shirt. Yeah.

>> Oh my god. So now you're on your own

shirt.

>> Can I take a pick? Did you get a pick of

his [ __ ]

>> Oh god.

>> What the [ __ ] Put eyes on it.

>> I got to go again. Check out this new

shirt just dropped, man. This is the

future of [ __ ] What the What the is

that? Is that pre-Chinese censored?

What? What the [ __ ] is that, man? All

right, Max. Listen, I'll let you have

that one cuz I'm your mate. Thanks.

Check this out, though. Like, you rip

that off. [ __ ] It's still badass.

>> The next round is the 200. For the next

round.

>> The next round is a $250 round.

>> For the next round. Why is there only

one thing?

>> One of yours is on the table. The other

person's is right here.

>> I reckon mine's the big one. I want to

open this one first.

>> Okay.

>> Where's mine? Yours was the big one.

>> There you go, mate. Is it another robot

that does tricks? I've seen these. I've

seen ads. You put them at your house and

check on your dog.

>> Yeah, it's for your pets, I think. Oh,

he's cute.

>> That is kind of cute. Doesn't it spit

out treats as well?

>> I don't know.

>> Can it?

>> Hello. How are you? Do you have the

camera on that or what not? Yeah.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Show me. Yeah. Yo, what's up, man?

>> Hey, how's it going? What's up, man?

>> You can call it. Can you see our face?

>> No, it's so your dog can press the

button and call you.

>> I don't think my dog would figure that

out. But

>> how can the dog do that?

>> That's actually kind of cool.

>> Oh, it's still good.

>> Roll it around. And what's like the

battery life and stuff? I'm not [ __ ]

light.

Oh, it's got night vision. If you go in

the dark, night vision turns on. That's

cool. What happens if we pit it against

the other dog? Fight. Wait. Wait. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Okay. Fight.

>> They're just lifting UP ON IT.

>> OH, [ __ ] NO, MAN.

>> Hold on. HOLD ON. HOLD UP.

>> YES.

>> That was crazy. We're going to have a

collection of little [ __ ] beasts.

>> What? To go with the robot that we never

got working. This is our original robot.

It looks like Windows 95 [ __ ]

computer.

>> We'll get that working one day, guys.

>> You promise?

>> Going to have a little collection of

blo.

>> All right. My one.

>> Chad, do you remember what you ordered

at all? No.

>> You have no idea.

>> Can't remember. All righty.

>> Oh, it's a bet. I thought I ordered a

bet. What is this?

>> You ordered a a smart toilet seat bet,

but not to fit on any toilets we have in

this building.

>> Where'd you get this from?

>> That's a seat.

>> Okay. All right. Well, let's just say I

want to push the torque. Is it heated,

too?

>> What the [ __ ] was that?

>> Christ. What happened? The pressure was

a bit too much.

>> Nice. She's robotic.

>> I've never seen a toilet take a piss.

That's the rear Bunning self-pacing

toilet.

>> Oh, man. Chad, feel that. Oh, that is

good. All right, I'm going to do a

little eco clean. It's coming out.

>> Not anymore. This thing is [ __ ] now.

Just hold it. Yeah. Oh, it's Wait, wait.

It's coming out. It's coming out. It's

coming out.

>> You're just going to spray me, sucker.

>> I think it's working.

>> Chad, why did you buy a toilet seat for

a YouTube video? Like, what the [ __ ]

>> Tech products.

>> These things are getting big now, huh?

>> We're ramping up. This is the $500

round.

>> God damn, man. We got that Mr. Beast

budget, huh?

>> For sure. Chad should probably go first.

>> WHY IS IT SO HEAVY?

>> OH, MY auto cooker. I had to order it

seven different times, but this exact

model kept getting cancelled. So then

the last bloke said I could have this

one instead. So

>> they're distant relatives.

>> That's got to be the same.

>> Get that [ __ ] open it up.

>> Get that [ __ ] out of here.

>> Just be careful. There's a bit of water

on this suit. Wait, wait, wait. Don't

plug it. It's [ __ ] like dripping wet.

>> Dude, that's not how powerpoints. They

work under water.

>> Oh, okay. Go.

>> I watched a YouTube video on it.

>> What the [ __ ] They work under water.

It's on. It's in Chinese. I want to walk

something. I that I think there's like a

slow cook setting. Chuck your [ __ ]

veggies in. Oh, that's too many veggies.

This is all you have to do. That's

pretty [ __ ] good. Walking with me.

I'm going to add the rice now. Look at

that. It's cooking. Do you want to do

the next product while that cooks or?

>> Yeah, let that cook, Max. What's the

next product? I don't even remember. I

don't know. What is that?

>> What is that? It's a 6in-1 run crystal

dermabraasion beauty machine portable

camera 360 visible light oxygen bubble

machine. What's it for? Improving skin

texture. Lifting and tightening. I ain't

touching that on my face. Invisible

blackhead removal.

>> While you set that up, I'm going to

check on my [ __ ] That is looking good.

That's looking like a chef cooked it.

What? Darcy, what? Darcy just put Grog

in this. What the [ __ ] is that going to

do? It's got mana and grog in it. He

presses the button. It's a mister. Taste

it.

>> Oh my god, man. That's delicious,

Chad.

>> Oh, it smells like mandarin.

Citrus pack is out now. All right. All

right. You ready for the next function?

Is it for sucking pimples out? Oh, what

the [ __ ] All right, Max. Would you like

to try your Chinese fried rice?

>> Thank you.

>> It's actually not half bad. That's not

bad. That bad. You telling me that

[ __ ] clanker cooked this [ __ ]

>> Wait a minute. Not a [ __ ] wire back

cooking my food.

>> Are you going to take that home, Chad?

>> Probably not. I have a [ __ ] What?

>> Well, case [ __ ] closed, man. Can we

use the pimple sucker? Can I use it on

myself? Holy [ __ ] That's insane. That's

nasty, man. Move it around a bit.

>> THAT'S PULSE.

>> NO WAY. No way.

>> Oh, yuck.

>> That's [ __ ] awesome. This is Dr.

Pimple Pop Pimple Popper type [ __ ]

>> That looks so big, but I know it's not.

It's like a tiny fidget.

>> You got any pimples in your back or

anything, Jack?

>> I do. You want to pop one? Sit down.

JUST SIT DOWN. OH [ __ ]

>> OH [ __ ] SORRY, MY MAN. NOW IT'S JUST

BLOOD.

>> That [ __ ] DEFINITELY PATRON ONLY. OH,

WHAT? HOW? ALL RIGHT, MAX, YOU CAN HAVE

that one, bro. Max, I think you win.

This was definitely a more interesting

bit for the video. And Chad got

seriously wounded from it. So, do you

want to take the walk home?

>> Yeah. Yeah,

>> we use it.

>> I might toss it, but I feel like this

has been tuned for Chad's skin only now.

>> Yeah, Chad, you can take this home, man.

>> I honestly my nose feels really clean.

>> All right, now we're getting to for the

next round. All righty. Now, we're on to

the

>> for the next round. For the next round,

the budget is $1,000. So, we're getting

a bit big to put them both on the table.

So, you guys got to decide whose item is

up next. Who's up first? Who's next? You

decide.

>> Let's freak rapid.

>> Do you have AIDS? I do. Gamer aid. Let's

go golf. Designed for gamers by gamers.

Let's drink gamer subs.

>> Gamer aid.

>> Code cold ones 10% off.

>> Gamer.

>> Lemon lime flavor and blue flavor. Code

cold ones 10% off. Gamersubs.gg.

>> What is that?

>> Do you know what it is?

>> It's some sort of um arcade type thing.

All right. Ready?

>> Yeah.

>> I present to you It's an apple, right?

Where's the [ __ ] worm? Is he trying

to get out the worm? Do I open it?

Where's the worm?

>> Welcome.

>> Please start the game by coin.

>> Why is he Christmas?

>> How do we start it? Darcy money.

>> Oh, you actually have to use coins.

>> The duckling is out of the hole.

>> What the [ __ ] is this?

>> Only hit the ducks.

Why is it singing jingle bells?

>> It's Chinese. I think

>> that's a Chinese Tik Tok sound. The

music stopped. I think we're losing.

>> The game is over.

>> That's the most Chinese [ __ ] I've ever

seen. And I've driven in the bar car,

man. It's playing Christmas carols. The

background is under the sea. It's ducks

and frogs, but the mascot is a cat and

it's in a giant apple.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Why is it not worms coming

out of it? Where is the spyware kept?

It's probably in here.

>> [ __ ] this, man.

>> I want one.

No, not too hard, Chad. Not too hard.

Not too hard.

>> Out the home number nine.

>> Out the home number nine.

>> The game is over. Continue to come on.

>> Game is over. Continue to come on. I am

very happy with how Chinese that turned

out. Very, very cool. Continue to come

on. That ain't mine, is it? His was the

size of a [ __ ] giant apple.

>> Chad, there's a common trend here.

>> All right. Can I go?

>> All right. Your $1,000 item.

>> Be a scam.

PPD Pocket 3 Intel Core i3 1125

gigabyte 4 RAM that's running like

pretty smoothly. What's the problem,

Chad? What are we testing?

>> This is great. I don't know what you

guys are complaining about, but now I

have a tiny laptop that does this.

>> Well, you don't have it unless you win

the round. And you went up against the

[ __ ] apple with the worms in it

>> that you cannot you can't compare, bro.

Like

>> I don't know, bro. That sounds a little

bit too unfair because this is a tech

product. All right, watch this.

>> Yeah, then I just go on the train and

sit on it and snap in half.

>> What's the problem, D? You said tech

products. I think that is a very unique

piece of equipment.

>> Well, I reckon that uh Max may have had

the more interesting item for purpose of

this video to make uh entertainment. But

Chad, that's a pretty cool device.

>> Maybe it will come in handy later on in

the video.

>> Thanks, Darcy. All right. This is the

$2,500

round.

>> God damn. Is that a second small laptop?

>> You want me to go first?

>> Yes. All right.

>> Is it Simon Vodka?

>> What is it? Is it a phone? That looks

like Simon vodka.

Never just glasses. Inmo air 3s. All

right, they're on now. Are we good?

>> Oh god.

>> Yeah, that's [ __ ]

>> It's completely flat. Pushed down and

it's making

>> Oh Jesus. Try that one, Chad. Put that

in. Put that more. Put more. Shove more

[ __ ] in it, man. Let me give you a

[ __ ] Max. Max, plug this in.

>> Quick, it's going to go flat again.

>> Ow. It's not. I can't see anything. Oh,

I can kind of see something.

>> Go to your favorite website, Chad.

>> What's the Chinese browser called? It's

just Chinese.com. Is there a way to like

adjust the screen so it moves up high or

anything like that? Or do I have to wear

them at the end of my nose like that and

like sit up like this?

>> Chad, I think I've been scammed.

>> Oh, there's a game in here. You look

like a

>> handsome boy. I swear one of the main

things that I wanted was that it

translated in real time.

>> What the [ __ ] Okay, I agree to the

Chinese. Oh, there's a video here. What

are you seeing, man?

>> That ain't bad. If if there was a way to

adjust it, it might work. If it worked,

that'd be good. All right, Darcy, what's

next?

>> Maybe get them to go in the other room

for a bit.

>> Well, got me and Chad will go to the

other room. Okay. And you move the table

and whatever you need to do.

All right.

Hey guys, check out the Patreon. This is

actually This is the set we film our

sober podcast in. If you want to see

more of this, check that. Check out

that.

What in the actual sweet mother of [ __ ]

is that? That has got to be an iron

lung.

>> The card to your room, sir.

>> Oh, it has a card. Capsule sleeping bed

capsule room. Japanese style BB e sports

hotel. Adult upper lower bunk. That's a

sports hotel.

Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Nice. YOU GOT THE TV

WORKING. WELL, it's up there. That's all

that matters.

>> That's gangster.

>> Oh my god. Are you [ __ ] kidding me?

>> So cheap.

>> Oh, this is lit.

>> Can I get in there or no?

>> I mean, yeah. Jump in.

>> Uh, this is pretty cool. I'm not going

to lie, man.

>> You can change the lights and turn the

fan and [ __ ] on.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Plug your phone in.

>> This is staying in the office, right,

for nats, ain't it? If you win it, you

got to win the round chat.

>> But this isn't a good nap pod. This is

great. Close it.

>> Thank [ __ ] for that. Oh my god. We can

relax.

>> What's up, man? We're in the Japanese

[ __ ] seed pod hotel, man. Six bucks

for a night. We got our phones charging

and [ __ ] Going to get a good night's

sleep in here.

>> This actually is kind of goed.

>> They should have these at the [ __ ]

airport.

>> I don't like that.

>> Hey yo, man. Earthquake resistant. built

in Japan.

Separating everywhere. Don't [ __ ] it,

Darcy.

>> Do it again.

>> Oh god. What was that? Oh, what the

[ __ ] What are you doing?

>> Why does the roof come off?

>> I think it's cuz you just took something

off of it. No, no, no, no, no. Don't

[ __ ] it. Did you guys like take

something off the top? Don't [ __ ] it.

Don't break it. Oh, [ __ ] I can't

breathe. Get out of there, man. What the

hell? What were you guys doing in there,

man? What the hell were you guys doing

in there? [ __ ] just hot bust the

Japanese pod, man. God damn, that's

Japanese strainings going thick. Now

that looks like from the future. It's

pretty cool in a way that two kids

building like a blanket for is

better than those [ __ ] gay glasses.

No offense. I look like a Grinch. Check

this out.

>> Yeah.

>> What' you do? My [ __ ] table, Dy, you

wear the table, man. Are you ready for

the $5,000 item? Max is going to go

first.

>> That means yours is better.

>> Why is it on?

>> NO WAY. WA WA wa wa.

>> I thought that was a real dog

underneath.

>> Be gentle. Be gentle. Tilman.

>> Hi, Tilman. Get your ass over here, boy.

>> [ __ ] off, you [ __ ] mud.

>> Oh god. Oh, hell no, MAN. HELL NO. DOWN,

BOY. DOWN. DOWN. DOWN. DOWN. Get your

[ __ ] ass on, man.

>> Are you controlling it? No, it's AI

>> [ __ ] [ __ ] off. [ __ ] off. No. [ __ ]

off.

[ __ ]

>> Yeah. Get up from that, [ __ ] Oh no.

What the [ __ ] It's a creature.

>> Oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] Is this one of those Boston

dynamic dogs?

>> I want to drive this around the streets.

>> He's hitting their [ __ ] gritty

[ __ ] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] You locked

him up. Good. What? How is it getting

up? Hey, take this to the bin for me,

brother. What the [ __ ] It's your

knickknack patty whack.

>> He's [ __ ] idiot.

>> He just say it.

>> Is it dead?

>> Take this to the bin for me, man. Go on

now. Get out of here.

>> Why is it humping?

>> Get the [ __ ] out of here, Clanker.

>> Is that a dog with the J's, man?

Holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] Hey, man. Your J came up, man. Bro

still hasn't taking that rubbish to the

bin for me. Bro went and bought himself

a new pair of shoes.

[ __ ] All right, let's play.

Holy [ __ ] Okay, check this out. Wait.

Oh, for God's sake, man.

>> Give me a chance. You clearly got THE

ADVANTAGE. [ __ ] OW. [ __ ] OFF. JESUS.

That's heavy.

Oh my god. I can't believe that worked

as well as it does.

>> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] him up.

Oh [ __ ] Hey. Hey. We chill. Is this a

peace offering? Grog got shot. Find

citrus pack out in 300. Good boy. Can

you read this?

>> O man. Citrus pack's out now in 3,000

plus stores in America, man. Mandarin

fourpacks out now, baby. In liquor land,

>> dude. He's running.

>> That's Grog Dog. Oh my god.

>> He's [ __ ] running a mock, man.

>> It also came with a controller where you

can control it. But that was AI mode.

>> It has a thing called rage mode. In this

mode, the robot dog speed increases

rapidly, which may uh aggravate hardware

damage. Please operate with caution.

Execute.

>> Don't drive it into the cameras or any

of your [ __ ] employees, bro.

>> Drive it into the dark, man.

>> [ __ ] Oh my god. Chad, chill.

That's it. YOU LITTLE

OH, [ __ ]

OH, JESUS.

I'll [ __ ] bottle it. Oh,

>> get out of there.

>> Oh my god, man. Keep busting it down.

All right, Darcy, bring in the next

$5,000 item right now. Okay, it's not a

car.

>> Chad, surely you remember what you

bought. I linked him three things. One

of them was a car.

>> I ain't getting hooked up to whatever

the [ __ ] is under that.

>> What is it?

>> Is this a robot that you control? I buy

a forklift.

>> I know what it is.

>> Is it good?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh god.

>> I don't like the Chinese warning label.

>> I'm pulling the [ __ ] off now. Is it a

hydraulic press?

>> Oh my god. Well, well, well. What can we

crush?

>> You want a bouncy ball that will

explode? Yes.

>> Oh my god, man.

>> Um, this might make a really loud bang.

Does anybody want earplugs?

>> Mhm.

>> I don't reckon it will.

>> Is it bang?

>> That's it.

>> Do you want to do 10 cheeseburgers?

>> You have 10.

>> Wa.

>> Well, this is five, but

>> let's do four cheeseburgers. No,

>> I want to have a bite of one before we

put it in.

>> No, we're going to squish them 10 and

you're going to eat 10 in one bite cuz

it will squish them into one cup. All

right, squish those ones down. Then

we'll add a cheeseburger every time you

squish it. So, go down a bit and then

up. Chad, I hope you like grease and

oil.

That's what a good burger look like.

>> It's just reexpanding. This sucks. Give

me something dangerous.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. You want to blow up

the eightball?

>> Oh my god. [ __ ] No.

>> Want to crush a can of beans?

>> Yes. All right, boys. This is how you

open a can of beans in Britain. That's a

nice fit.

Oh, that's what a good pushy sound like.

Oh, that got on my leg.

>> Oh god, is that going to [ __ ] blow

shrapnel into my eyeball?

>> I think it might.

>> N Chad, do the final bit.

>> [ __ ] no coming out.

>> [ __ ] those beans have

>> Oh, look at it. It's mincing the beans.

It goes down. Ew. Beans and oil.

>> That's basically a good balanced British

breakfast. You got beans and oil.

>> Oh yeah. Give me Mr. Bones. Well, Mr.

Bones, you lasted this long, buddy.

GOODBYE.

>> OH. OH my god. Where are my glasses?

Goodbye, John Cook. I think it's just

not actually that fast,

>> bro. Balden.

>> Oh [ __ ] His eyes are bulging out of his

head.

>> He dead. Holy [ __ ] Banana. All right,

last one before we break something

that's important.

A

>> that is awesome.

>> That's what it feels like to drink a

grog.

>> Who won that one? The dog or the

hydraulic press?

>> I say for engagement, we leave it up to

the viewer. Who won the last round? The

Chinese hydraulic press or the Chinese

dog? Leave a comment below. You decide.

Can we take the dog to the park? All

right, we're going to cross the road

now. You ready? All right, they got a

red light. Cross. Come on. Quick. Oh,

good boy. Quick go with me. How you

going? Just training it.

>> No. No. Bad down, boy.

[ __ ] mine.

>> NO. NO. STOP. STOP.

You can't reach, man. You can't reach.

Maybe we were twins.

>> He's friendly. He's friendly. Oh. Oh.

Okay. No. No. Don't. How do I try? How

do I stop it? How do I stop it? Sorry.

Sorry.

>> Those dogs nearly ran into traffic, man.

Chad, stop.

>> What the [ __ ] are you doing?

>> Make it come back down him, bro. It's

going into the Bunnings, man. You just

go and get a piece of plywood.

>> I don't know if it can.

>> Oh, for God's sake, Chad.

>> I tell you what, it's built tough. Hey,

[ __ ] off.

>> Man, I thought you could make that for

real. Get up,

Darcy. It won't get up.

>> Oh, no. Hey, man. No.

>> Chad, what do you mean? He's flashing

red, bro.

>> Darcy, does that mean he needs charging

or he's [ __ ] Oh no, he looks limp.

That is