I know we're all hurting right now,

but our priority has to be to maintain

the security of this vault.

>> They don't want to fight that. If they

did, they wouldn't get to be in charge.

>> I'm bringing him home.

>> Hit him again.

>> Shoot it.

>> You stupid [ __ ] You know this

is all your fault.

>> They'll kill you for this.

>> Not if I bring back the target.

>> You can change the future if you can

bring me to Mulaver.

>> Just my head.

You are a vault dweller. But if you're

going to survive, you need to start

acting like a surface dweller.

The question is, will you still want the

same things

when you have become a different animal

altogether?

Please, sir.

Please, sir. Please.

There's an old Mexican eulogy.

Fo fuerte epheal

means he was ugly, strong, and had

dignity.

Well, Joey,

I'll give you two out of three on that

front.

Do I really have to kill him? Cuts.

Can

>> we get to make up?

>> Emil, can you come over here? Can I talk

to you just a second?

>> Yeah. Here you go. That was a hell of a

day. Well, hey, it was a great scene.

Listen, I I got to talk to you about

these these new pages, you know? I mean,

I'm the sheriff, right?

>> Why can't I just arrest a guy like I

normally do? That's what I do.

>> The audience, Coupe. Yeah, they already

know you're a good man. They want to see

that even a good man as yourself can be

driven.

>> I understand that, but that's not really

my thing. You know, Emil, that's not

what I do. I mean, is Bob Bob around

here anywhere?

>> Bob's been fired. Coup.

>> What?

>> Studio fired him.

>> Why?

>> See, turns out Bob's a bit of a

communist.

>> Communist. Cadillac Bob.

>> Cadillac Bob. The very one.

>> Oh, what a shame. He's such a great

writer.

>> One of the best. But he had to go. Which

is why this movie is so important. You

see, it's a it's a new kind of western.

The power of the individual when the

chips are down. A new America. That's

what I'm telling you. So that's why it

would be really great if you could just

>> shoot all in the [ __ ] head. Yeah.

>> Please. Cuz out here it's just you, your

gun, and your personal code

>> bringing order to the Wild Wild West.

>> Uh hey, let's uh let's pick this up

after lunch. All right.

You going to save any of that grape

taffy for the rest of us?

>> It's not grape.

>> It's lavender.

>> Well, if you like the taste of lavender,

why not just drink a bottle of perfume?

>> You know, a lot of people like to write

it off as some old lady flavor, but it's

subtle

flirtation.

Tastes like someone touching you for the

first time.

Oh man.

Um, that's the worst thing I've ever put

in my mouth.

That's horrible.

>> Um, we got to ask your mother.

>> Please, mommy.

>> Sure. sweetheart.

>> Oh

wow. Unbelievable. Hey,

sorry. Makeup.

>> Sorry. Lipstick.

>> I'll take it.

>> Okay, we should get going. Photographers

ready and waiting.

>> Hey, what is this?

>> A bit of a costume change for you, Mr.

Howard.

>> Ah, okay.

Oh, look at that.

>> They even made it in your color.

>> Let's see if it fits.

Okay, Janie, let's go.

Here.

Don't worry, baby.

Hey, race. Okay.

Go

go go.

Come on, let's go find the rest of them.

Maybe

you'll think of me

When you are all alone,

maybe

the one who

is waiting

for you

will prove

untrue.

Then what will you do?

Maybe

you sit and decide

>> wishy.

>> What is so special about you?

Maybe

you

>> Okay. Okay.

Your secret, sir.

>> Just in case.

>> Maybe

>> waiting for you.

will prove untrue.

Then what will I do?

under the bug

wishing that I

>> Boy, that night really was something,

huh?

>> Wonder who he was.

Maybe

I'll see maybe

Titus.

Night Titus.

>> Night Titus.

>> This is Night Titus.

>> Over.

>> This is Petty Officer Shortsight. You

missed your check-in.

We were attacked

>> by an abomination.

My squire, he fell in battle. He died

with honor

and glory.

>> Copy that. We'll get you a replacement,

squire.

>> Run away.

>> No. No.

>> I'm okay.

>> All good here.

>> It's not a problem. We got plenty of

squires.

I'll be right back.

I can fix it. Cost you five taps.

Could

you do it for four?

It's extra if you do it fast.

Yeah.

[ __ ]

Step away from the armor.

Kick this [ __ ] out.

Find users keep us

lord.

You a [ __ ] [ __ ] Trying lefty

loosey.

Yes.

[ __ ] with me now.

Oh, it's been close.

I do my best to hide this low down

feeling.

I try to make you believe there's

nothing wrong,

but they're always asking me about you,

darling.

And it hurts me so that you're gone.

>> If they ask me, I guess I'd be denied.

>> My [ __ ] arm

>> that I'm not happy.

>> [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] him up.

No, no, no, no, no.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat. Heat.

Night Titus.

I am Thaddius

and I'm honored to be in your charge.

I've got to protect and serve you.

Whoever you deem fit.

My lord, have I said something wrong?

I do not know what I've done to a fan,

but I beg for mercy.

>> Please, please,

>> please, please,

>> Titus, please. I I don't do anything.

Arise my square

>> and clean this.

>> Of course, Mag Titus.

>> I also bring new orders from the elder

cleric,

uh, which I humbly relay.

>> We're not the only ones in search of

this remnant from the old world.

The elder cleric says whoever gets the

target

>> will control the wasteland

and uh we are to kill whomever stands in

our way.

>> Understood.

You You like grass?

Yeah.

Heat.

Heat.

Heat.

Hello again.

>> Where is it? The head.

No. Okay. Okay. I I don't know where it

is. Okay. I lost it.

I lost it.

>> Huh?

GoPro got it. Huh?

We

meet again.

Don't know where.

Don't know when.

But I know we'll meet again

some sunny day.

>> You okay?

>> Yeah.

>> I'm being reassigned. The whole opening

the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit

too well with the council. So

>> I guess I'm not gatekeeper anymore.

>> It's not a big deal.

I'm

>> just not really sure who I even am

anymore.

>> Sorry. I

>> don't know.

>> Norman, you're next.

You know why you're in here?

>> Cuz I helped my sister escape the vault.

>> Escape? You and Chad put your sister in

incredible danger by helping her out

that vault door. The rad levels up there

alone.

>> Worse, you could have gotten us all

killed. What do you think started all

this? These vaults are impenetrable.

Meaning those raiders could only have

gotten into Vault 32 because some

bonehead opened the door to the surface.

>> A single bad decision that put everyone

at risk. Not just Vault 32, but 33 and

31 as well.

I've with the overseer at Vault 31.

Thank goodness they're unscathed.

But you could have destroyed the last

vestigages of civilization.

>> It was Lucy's idea.

>> And you didn't think to at least try and

stop her?

>> No.

What are we going to do with you?

>> Punish me with a demotion. I guess

>> you've worked janitorial. You've done

kitchen duty. Are you aware that at

every job you've been assigned to, your

performance review has been lacks

enthusiasm?

>> No, but that sounds accurate.

>> You're currently working with computers

and information maintenance.

How do you like that?

>> I like enthusiasm.

>> Uh-huh.

>> It's a predicament, isn't it? How do you

demote someone who equally dislikes

every job he's ever worked?

>> I suppose it is.

>> I'm just glad to hear that we punish

people down here for breaking the rules.

Is that just for Vault Dwellers or for

people who come down here and murder

vault dwellers?

Now that I think of it,

we've got a job for you after all.

Rise and shine everyone.

>> Your catered snackables have arrived

>> and you're welcome.

>> Okay,

>> there is a utensil. I'm going

>> TO EAT YOUR [ __ ] HEART.

BREAK your [ __ ] heel.

I don't see any apples, sir.

>> You climb higher.

>> Okay. It might not be an apple tree.

Also, it's uh I think uh it's dead.

>> Keep looking.

>> All my honor, sir. I will find book.

Sorry. My apologies, sir. I know you

wanted an apple.

Uh, I can have some some rations if

you're hungry.

>> I'm not hungry anymore.

>> Okay. Yeah, whatever you want. Uh,

you're the sir.

>> I have an artifact to retrieve. Let's

go.

>> Okay.

If we find the target, we should repair

your radio so we can ask the Brotherhood

to send reinforcements.

>> I will retrieve it myself.

Understood. I never doubt the ability to

do so.

>> That guy from the Enclave, the guy

everybody's looking for. You saw him?

>> I did. He left with a girl. A woman.

>> How'd they get away?

>> I was whaid. A ghoul intervened.

>> A ghoul? Huh? Those things are scary as

[ __ ] Bet you just killed it on site. No

questions asked. Oh, you're a ghoul.

You're a dead ghoul.

>> No. If we find the ghoul, we find the

target.

>> You left the ghoul alive.

>> Great idea, sir. All wastelanders leave

radiation trails. By allowing the ghoul

to live, you've made it possible to

trace the whereabouts of the of the

target.

>> Yes, Brighton. I know that.

I got a trail. Yeah. Well done, sir.

This way. Glory awaits.

>> Think this was him?

>> Hard to tell. Show me the illustration.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's that's definitely him.

Think we should uh bring the body back

with us?

>> No.

>> If they left the body, it must be

worthless.

>> His head is what's valuable. We need to

find it.

>> Oh, yeah. Smart. Who do you think did

this? The girl or the ghoul?

>> The ghoul.

>> Definitely.

>> Ghouls. One day, the Brotherhood's going

to eradicate every last one of those

freaks. stuff like this never going to

happen again.

Okay, so I think that the probably

should be I think uh well yeah

definitely this um

yeah that way definitely definitely that

way. Those tracks

Stop, please.

My dad, he he's an overseer. He He got

taken by raiders, and I need the head to

get him back. If you help me find him,

he'll do whatever you want.

Stop. Stop. Torture is wrong.

>> You know,

I used to do these things called

studies. Well, you couldn't open a

newspaper without reading about one

study or another. Anyway, this one

particular study came out and it said

that torturing a person don't do [ __ ]

Made sense. I mean, a man hurts me, I

wouldn't want to do him any favors. And

yet the practice of torture failed to

vanish from this earth. In fact,

as time marched on, I personally noticed

a a decided up chick.

>> Any amount of torture being doled out

across the board.

>> Sir, please. I need the head. It's the

only way I can get my father back.

>> My point is,

you asked me them studies. I was right.

Torturing a person don't do [ __ ]

>> Then why

why are you doing this?

>> Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart.

I'm using you as bait.

Heat

up

here.

Okay.

Help me up.

Heat.

HEAT.

[ __ ]

>> OH, I'm sorry. I should have just let

you use me as bait IN A POISON RIVER.

[ __ ]

>> YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

>> YEAH. Why is that?

>> Because of the golden rule.

Do unto others as you'd have done unto

you.

>> Those goers digest real slow.

You got time.

No. No. No. No. No. Stop.

>> Where are we going? What about the head?

I need the head to get my dad back.

>> Yeah. Well, the wasteland's got its own

goal in this.

>> No. What's that?

>> Thou shalt get sidetracked by [ __ ]

every goddamn time.

>> What about the dog?

>> He ain't mine.

Sorry, I haven't deriveed my duties.

>> What are you doing?

>> Just refilling your water bag so you can

stay hydrated,

>> right?

It might be faster if you sit down.

But you uh seen some things, huh? Being

a knight. I've seen some things. I grew

up uh working on a fly farm. I was a

[ __ ] so they'd feed us and then

they'd feed our [ __ ] to the flies, mulch

them up, and sell it as protein. Anyway,

that's why I'm so fat.

So, your uh former squire,

>> how did he die?

>> You knew him?

>> Yeah, I I did.

>> Say something about him.

>> Well, he uh he was a good guy.

>> There's something negative about him.

>> Well, uh he's he's dead. I don't know.

It feels weird.

>> In order, Mquire. Okay. Uh,

to be honest, me and the other guys used

to be pretty hard on him. I like

regularly beat the [ __ ] out of him.

Wasn't personal, you know? It's just,

well, you know, people at the base, they

used to beat the [ __ ] out of me all the

time.

This shimmer of new recruits came in and

uh, one of them was Maximus. So, it's a

funny idea. What if we beat the [ __ ] out

of that guy instead? And it worked.

>> Yeah, I was really popular. It's great.

I just wish we lived long enough to find

someone else to beat up, you know? Only

seems fair.

I realize that uh people die all the

time. It's the law of the wasteland, so

who cares, right?

But still,

I feel bad.

>> Don't feel bad.

It's like you said, it's the law of the

wasteland.

>> Let's go. We're losing daylight.

>> Yeah.

We can judge a person and a society by

how they treat their enemy. And here we

are with 16 highly violent individuals

incarcerated in our temporarily

repurposed reading room. It's an ethical

dilemma like nothing we've dealt with

before.

>> Personally, I'd say it's more of an

ethical opportunity to demonstrate to

the surface dwellers and to each other

what we mean when we say we're going to

build a better world.

>> Thanks, Re. That is a positive spin to

put on it.

>> It's not a positive spin for me. It's

the gosh darn truth.

>> Okay. Well, uh, the fact remains we need

to decide what to do with these

prisoners. And that is a decision that

we need to make as a collective

>> in a manner befitting our shared values.

>> I think this conversation would benefit

from some actual ideas.

Well, you know what? The young man Woody

interrogated this morning, he left an

impression on me.

>> That is the gentleman who showed me his

butthole.

>> Yes. But what I took from that is a

desire to communicate, to reach out

across the cultural divide. That's a

spark we can work with to create a great

citizen. Given our recently dwindled

numbers, the most ethical solution would

be to rehabilitate the prisoners and

then integrate them into our vault

society.

>> To be clear, this is not a process that

will happen overnight. Based on what I

saw this morning, it may take years,

>> but but there is nothing we can't do

when we set our minds to it.

I can teach the raiders Shakespeare and

when they're ready, Marlo.

>> I don't want to be insensitive, but I

think Shakespeare might be too advanced

for these people. But I would like to

start with a moral framework. Kant Mill,

and so on.

>> I'd be happy to teach them introductory

calculus.

>> Is there something you'd like to say,

Norm?

>> I don't know. No, I don't think it's our

job to help these people. They're

murderers.

>> They didn't know any better. And how

could they without a formal education,

>> Norm? Buddy, the hard truth is we can't

just let them go.

>> They have intimate knowledge of our

vault security.

>> So, what do you propose we do?

>> We can do what they would have done us.

>> Wow. Jeez, Louise, Norm is a bit harsh.

>> Young Norm was just expressing a

feeling. I know I've got anger. We all

do. But I think you would agree that

murdering these prisoners of ours is not

under serious consideration. That's

right.

>> Here, here. I'm sorry. You're right. It

was not my intention to question your

leadership, overseer.

>> Thank you.

>> All right, sir. Uh sir, uh may I may I

speak with you for a moment, please?

It's about the water chip.

>> Go ahead.

>> Uh it's it's it's the type of thing

overseer MLAN would have preferred to

discuss uh privately uh before bringing

it to the full group.

>> Well, he's not here now, is he? Let's

hear it.

>> Okay. Well, uh the water chip is

destroyed. The vault only has enough

water to keep our population alive for

two months. And that's not accounting

for the prisoners.

>> Okay, that's fine. That's enough.

>> Thanks. No.

>> Uh,

>> okay. Uh, meeting adjourned. I was also

going to say meeting a journ. So,

>> that went well.

>> Drink your own. Are

>> you kidding me?

>> They killed my husband.

You're right. You know,

>> if your father were here, he

>> he'd do the right thing.

Are you sure about this?

>> It says the ghoul's this way.

Wait a minute.

>> What?

>> It's just this um well uh

>> what?

>> It just occurred to me.

We're definitely picking up an

abomination of some kind or another.

Just not sure.

I'm not sure we're tracking the red

abomination.

>> You idiot. It

>> was my mistake. If you let me lead the

charge, I'll lead the charge.

>> I am a knight at the Brotherhood of

Steel.

>> Get back to shore.

>> But sir,

>> go.

>> Thank you, sir.

Heat.

Heat.

I've got you.

Victorious

You saved me.

>> You saved me first.

Is that

>> the head?

>> The head.

>> It's the head. Yes.

Sorry. Sir,

please.

I need water.

Please.

Please.

Water. Water everywhere and not a drop

to drink.

Ain't much stays clean up here, Vaulty.

You'll see.

>> Is that what happened to you?

Radiation,

>> something like that.

They're going to put me in the movies.

They're going to make a big star out of

me.

We'll make a film about a man that's sad

and lonely.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. You ready to meet the suits? Uh,

>> I'll try not to embarrass you.

No promises though.

>> Hi, Mr. Howard. Hello. Hi. Great to meet

you. Hey, nice to meet you.

>> On behalf of the whole Vaulttech family,

we wanted to say how delighted we are

that Barb could use her connections to

get to you.

>> You know, I've never done an

advertisement before in my life.

>> But then again, my wife has never asked

me to. So,

yeah.

Okay. Uh over here.

Huh?

Yeah.

Um

ah

thank you thank you thank you very much

this uh thank you this suit is tight

this thing really block radiation

>> absolutely

>> if I may say I I you all are doing um

God's work here and uh on behalf of

every decent American I just want to say

thank you

>> well to you

Yeah. Well, okay. Here we go.

>> Well, I'll bet you I'm going to be a big

storm.

>> With an

>> Hey, I I I have an idea. What if uh what

if I were to do like a thumbs up?

>> Go for it, Coop.

You call them coupe

>> and I know that you will see

biggest fool that's ever hit the big

time

and all I got to do is act naturally.

We'll make the scene about a man that's

sad and lonely

and baking down upon his bended knees.

I'll play the part, but I won't need

rehearsing.

All I have to do is act naturally.

Well, I'll bet you I'm going to be a big

storm.

Might win an Oscar. You can never tell

a movie's going to make me a big star

cuz I can play the part so well.

Well, I hope you come to see me in the

movie.

But then I know that you will play to

see

the biggest fools ever hit the big time.

And all I got to do is act naturally.