I Tried 7 Levels Of Performance Enhancers
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The first preworkout dropped 43 years
ago. And ever since then, humans have
just been taking things way too far. We
don't just drink it anymore. We inhale
it. We pack it. We even smoke it. I'd
call it an addiction, but then that
would just be me calling myself out. But
it made me wonder, how far can people
really push it? And at what point does
performance enhancement cross the line
from helpful to just flat out dangerous?
Well, I'm going to find that out. I
built seven levels of performance
enhancers. Each level getting more
extreme and reckless than the last.
Level seven literally warns you to take
it in total isolation. And I'm going to
try them all.
>> I don't Have you ever taken something
that significant in a video? I don't
think so.
>> No.
>> Level one, oxygen. We got oxygen in a
can. Sky juice essentially. Fun little
fact, this company was on Shark Tank and
they got a deal. So, thank you for
convincing billionaires that air needs
to be bought and sold. Buying air is
crazy. People would be buying depression
if it weren't so free. On the back of
the can, it says, "Oxygen is the most
important and immediate fuel source for
the body and mind." So, this should help
us with endurance and recover quicker
between our sets. I feel like I got to
be in a ravine to get the proper hit
here. They used to call me the cream
reaper in high school cuz I could milk
anything and anyone, especially a bong.
Woah.
It's like I just inhaled God's perfect
farts. That was kind of amazing. Almost
artisinal. I could imagine a Cinnabon
scented collab would go crazy. And I
don't know if it's just me, but oxygen
deprivation makes me feel the most
alive. Call me old-fashioned, but I like
to be held down by the neck. Lovingly,
of course. But we're going to go inside
with this and see how effective it is.
Nothing makes me gasp for air quite like
my old college roommate and hack squats.
So, we're going to warm up slowly and
then see how this helps. I'm going to be
ranking each of these enhancers on the
two most important criteria. One,
effectiveness. Of course, it has to
work. Two, enjoyment. If I'm going to
risk my life, I should at least enjoy
it.
>> Got a lot of weight on the machine right
now. This is weight that by the end of
the set, I'm usually suffocating from
exertion. I've also never gotten 10 reps
with this. So, let's hope for the best
here. I'm going to take a hit before the
set and then right after the set. This
is kind of like workout biohacking in a
way. Okay, here we go.
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Whoa. Do you know after when you finish
a really hard set, there's like 30
seconds of like very intense deep
breathing just to kind of catch your
breath, right? When you do this, it kind
of eliminates that entire 30 seconds.
So, it's like an instant recovery thing,
which felt super strange. I was like
gasping for air and then I shot it and I
just felt calm. Heart rate instantly
went down and it almost feels like you
have more rest time for the next set. I
still didn't get 10 reps, though. I was
determined to get 10 reps and I realized
on the back of the canistes inhale three
to five times. And on the first set I
only did one.
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I ended up getting 10.
I'm also able to make a whole sentence
immediately after a hack squat set,
which I don't think I've ever done
before.
From there, I moved on to leg press and
hit exactly what I needed to hit. Once
that was done, I decided to test it in
an area that I think would be most
useful. Normally, I superset leg
extensions with lateral raises. So,
we're going to see if it helps my
performance. I can catch my breath by
the time I walk over to the lateral
raises. All right.
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Yeah, I could totally see this becoming
a trend. Dudes just stealing the
grandma's oxygen tanks for gains. I
wouldn't put it past Gym Bros. This
stuff was definitely helping me catch my
breath between exercises so I can make
the most of every single set.
>> If you do circuit style training, this
stuff would be absolutely game changer.
If you just do like traditional
bodybuilding, it makes like a bit of a
difference, but nothing really major.
It's also nice. It's just oxygen. It's
the only thing in this video without any
caffeine. And I would say overall, it's
completely safe, unlike the other stuff
we're about to get into.
>> Like in level six, when I take
adrenaline in a bottle where it
literally makes my hair stand.
>> So, immediately after the set, my heart
rate's 158 beats per minute. All right.
So, now we're going to do one puff of
this,
maybe two.
And it instantly dropped to 139 135
beats per minute.
>> Oxygen three stars. Cinnabon collab,
please. Level two caffeine pouches.
>> I am excited for this stuff. It has
crazy reviews. 4.7 stars with over
37,000 reviews.
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Well, my brain just got flashbanged by
the dumbest ever. I don't even
understand the direction they were
trying to go with that. But based off
this video and some of the wording on
their website, this stuff sounds
incredibly epic. It It sounds like a
Bond gadget. We have quickest hit around
dialed in all day. Unlock a new level of
function. And the funny thing is this
stuff only has 50 milligs of caffeine.
Like I remember the days when I was
caffeine sensitive for this, you know,
back when I was 3 or four. At best, this
helps a pre-teen wake up. Not a dopamine
degenerate like me. But they do say that
this stuff hits a lot harder than a
traditional energy drink. It hits
faster, cleaner.
It hits just everything way more
efficiently. So, we'll see about that.
Okay, let's open this thing up. It says,
"Don't be afraid to double dip," which I
will do. I love taking two at once, and
I just think I'm going to need the extra
caffeine.
One,
and two. The pouches are in. And once
all the flavor is gone, that means the
energy is absorbed. Let's go to the gym.
>> I am feeling this heavily right now. I
have the craziest head rush. My brain
feels like it's throbbing and bleeding
and I just feel so locked in and focused
right now. My heart rate is at a heart
rate that should never be had while
you're just sitting and driving. Unless
you're in a car chase with the cops.
Seriously. Like, wow. If a soccer mom is
doing this, I can do it.
>> I will say enjoyment factor is
incredibly high. I could see someone
like myself getting extremely addicted
to these. Flavor-wise, I was expecting
it to be kind of mint, but low key, this
is mango magic. It's so good. Like,
I don't know if you guys have ever had
mango lube. It's very similar to that.
As much as I'm excited for a crazy
workout, I was also kind of terrified.
If this is only level two, how am I
supposed to survive the other five
levels? Two pouches is only 100 millig
of caffeine. In order to understand why
I'm feeling it this much, I asked
someone who knows a thing or two about
stimulants. Even though you might have
200 mg via a drink, if it's dragged out
over a longer time horizon, you kind of
like feel the buildup in a more gradual
manner. If you're absorbing it through a
pouch, you know, I would expect a more
aggressive effect just because it's in
your blood faster and it's going to hit
harder. Essentially, even at a lower
dose, it's going to just peak much
quicker.
>> Each pouch should give me 1 to 2 hours
of energy. So, if my math is correct,
because I had two, that's 2 to 4 hours
of energy. One thing that I will say is
not great about it is that I haven't
been drinking any water pre-workout
because I'm just afraid of the mango
flavor leaving. But it's time to take
these things out. Let's start crushing
it. I feel very good right now.
Typically, I don't take pre-workout
because it gives me that anxious energy,
which I don't like, but I'm not getting
that at all. This just feels like a much
more natural energy, like I had like the
perfect sleep the night before, and it's
making me feel very motivated and
strong. So, I have 290 on the bar for
two sets of paused 6 to8 reps. I think I
can do it. I think I can. For the first
set, I got this really cute girl to give
me a spot to show off. Maybe I can marry
her someday. I got 7 and 1/2 reps. The
second set, I got six, which I was
extremely happy about. At this point, I
believe if you ain't packing, you're
slacking.
>> I'm feeling very strange right now. I
think typically with a lot of energy
drinks, pre-work workouts, you get so
much energy, you almost get like very
distracted easily where this one, it's
like I'm almost getting too focused that
it's kind of distracting me. It's making
me feel extremely weird. I could just
like look at something and I lock in on
it and it's the weirdest feeling ever.
But up next, we have incline dumbbell
press. And for this lift, I'm going to
be channeling that barber swagger. Let's
get it.
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Whoa. There's like a speck on the
ceiling and I just stared through its
soul. I just automatically locked into
it. And when you're that focused during
a set,
it feels actually really, really good.
>> All the signs were leading to these
pouches getting an incredible score
until it took a super unexpected and
quick turn.
>> I really don't know what's going on. I
literally just did a complete shift from
one exercise to the next. I've been so
focused that now I actually feel so
tired, like I can go to sleep. I have no
more energy. Even though I still feel
super super locked in,
I again I can feel like I could just
fall over and go to bed.
>> The second half of the workout, I just
couldn't wait for it to finish. I was
completely checked out and could not
stop yawning. the caffeine uh is going
to stimulate, you know, dopamine release
uh uh catakolamines like adrenaline,
noradrenaline, etc. And often when you
have a pre-workout, it's going to have a
bunch of other stuff in it like amino
acids that support the back filling of
those neurotransmitters. And if you're
just having a pouch that's just caffeine
cuz it can't really fit a whole bunch of
ingredients in it, you're not you're
missing a lot of those building blocks
that you might have otherwise been
pulling at. So, it's possible that not
only are you getting like a more
aggressive effect from the drug faster,
but when you pull those resources,
you're not actually like replenishing
them in the same way you might have with
a drink that has, you know, multiple
ingredients. Coming into this workout, I
felt like a lightning bolt. Now,
I'm like a flickering lamp at best. They
advertise no crash, but I didn't just
crash.
I took down the whole server. Like, I'm
done. So, although it was fun, it was
tasty to take. I don't think I'm going
to be taking it again. Caffeine pouches
2.75 stars. Level three, pre-workout
vape. Smoking pre-workout instead of
drinking it. Never underestimate
humanity's ability to create solutions
for problems that don't exist. It makes
you also wonder why snorting things is
so frowned upon. I'm talking about Coke.
But we're going to be trying two
different forms of smoking because I
have two lungs and it just makes it just
makes a lot of sense. The first one we
are trying is the world's first
inhalable pre-workout device. It's a
pre-workout vape. It's essentially a
jewel for gym bros. Now, surprisingly
with this product, there are not too
many red flags. The first one is on
Instagram they have like a little under
3,000 followers, which just means it's a
new company and I'm I'm basically a lab
rat, which I'm I'm kind of okay with.
The second one is on the website they
have this chart which is highly
concerning. Like I don't know anything
about science. I'm just kind of an
idiot. But just looking at it, they're
suggesting that the bioavailability of
ingredients when inhaled is like
thousands of times greater than when
drinking it. And I'm not so sure about
that. So, false marketing. We'll find
out. So, we have a choice between blue
ras, sour green apple, mint, and rainbow
ice. Rainbow ice. Three 3second
inhalations equates to one serving,
which apparently equals an energy drink
or a scoop of preworkout. So, 9 seconds
for a serving. Me and the vape have
something in common.
Whoa.
Look how cool that looks. Forget dry
scooping. I'm sky scooping. This is like
an anabolic hookah. 3 second inhalation.
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Wow.
Oh my god. This is a flavor that kids
are going to love, which is which is
already a massive issue. Like there is
more smoke in high school bathrooms than
Snoop Dog's tour bus. Like this is the
last thing we need. But oh man, I can
see myself getting addicted to this.
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I'm not a smoker, but usually when you
start coughing
during the smoke, that's a sign that
it's going to hit. And if I'm going to
smoke something, I'm not I'm not
coughing up a lung for a damp placebo
pump. I better be hitting some PRs
today. Last hit.
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And just like that, boom, we've had an
energy drink or a scoop of pre-workout.
It smells like a snow cone that's been
out in the sun way too long. It's like
childhood joy and adult regret at equal
measure.
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Woah.
I'm definitely feeling something in my
head right outside the gym. Let's go
train. My mouth tastes like I like I
went down on a Skittles. It has like
this like crazy like aftertaste right
now. And I feel equal parts motivated
and medically concerned because
I feel so strange. Like I feel like my
brain feels like somebody is tickling my
brain and it it I feel wired. I feel
ready to go. But I also feel incredibly
incredibly off.
I just hit a 10 lb PR on the barbell
row. I am strong today. Barbell is
feeling like a pool noodle. My brain
feels like it's literally floating in
the sky. Like I almost have no emotion.
Like my dopamine receptors are not
recepting right now. That said, I have
like endless energy. I feel like I could
superers set every single set with the
elliptical right now with how I feel.
Like I feel so calm but also so beast
mode at the same time. The one negative
thing I've been noticing, it's very hard
to breathe right now and after my set,
it's very hard to catch my breath. Like
my chest is pounding right now.
Starting to feel a little bit dizzy now
during the workout. Also slightly
nauseous. And I'm not sure if that's
because I've never smoked anything
before and this is the first time I'm
doing it or the pre-workout itself. I
don't really know. But what I do know is
that this is definitely something that I
would not be taking consistently because
I can feel
that that is not good for me and my
lungs and my insides. That's for sure.
It almost feels like it's like blocking
my other senses. It's like it's hard for
me to think about anything else other
than what I'm doing, which I guess in
theory for a workout that's a great
thing,
but it's just uh it's also just kind of
a concerning weird thing that probably
not necessary. Imagine eating a salad
covered in ranch dressing. That's kind
of how I feel right now. You feel good
about the salad. Like I feel good about
my lift today, but then I feel bad about
the ranch dressing and I feel bad about
how I'm feeling right now. It's a weird
trade-off. As much as I felt the pros, I
did feel the cons. My lungs were in a
lot of pain. I do think healthy lungs
are more important than bigger biceps,
but you can be the judge of that. I
really don't know how much of this
workout was because of the vape. It was
a fantastic workout, but maybe it was
just me. Maybe I can just thank myself.
I'm not I don't really know. I will say
that I feel the same right now as I did
45 minutes ago when I took the vape. So,
the consistency of this stuff is kind of
terrifying. And I can't say that for the
for the pouches I took.
So,
>> pre-workout vape, 3.5 stars. Level four
pre-workout cigarette.
>> The next one we're trying is Puffy Air.
This one's kind of sketchy because it
has 4.8 stars out of supposedly 1,356
reviews. Yet, I only see 18 reviews. And
this might be surprising to a lot of
people out there, but I want at least
some like baseline honesty before I'm
sticking something in my mouth. Also,
that Photoshop job is the craziest thing
I've ever seen. She is not holding puffy
air. She is holding, I don't know, like
a pregnancy test or something. Enjoy a
soothing blend of premium herbal
ingredients. Herbal is usually code for
it's not going to work at all, but we
will definitely see. Serving size, 10
uses. It gives us 200 mg of caffeine
coming from guana extract.
>> Guarina
>> is stronger than coffee and other
caffeine sources because it contains a
significantly higher concentration of
caffeine over anything else, making it
extremely dangerous if overdosed.
>> I feel like Harry Potter and this is my
wand. All right, don't ask questions,
just blow.
No way is it lighting up.
That is the cutest thing ever. Are you
A+ for the experience? Oh my god, that
tastes good.
It says a serving size is 10 uses. It
didn't specify the length of the pole
that you take. I think I pull harder
than the average person. So maybe my
serving might be 600 millig, not 200
millig. Natural caffeine, too, which in
reality it doesn't mean anything.
Remember, heroin is also natural. We're
going peppermint green tea. I definitely
am getting peppermint.
And I've definitely lost track of how
many puffs I've taken. My family's
looking at me outside and I'm like, I
need to go outside for a smoke. Boys
wanted to say that. Heart rate right now
is at 99 and I haven't even started the
workout yet. I'm literally just sitting
on my couch. Did I say 113? 113. Puffy
air. more like puffy pounding my cheeks.
Like this pre-workout hit me like it
caught me with its mama. Like I have not
been this affected yet in this video. My
heart rate cannot get below 100 and I
haven't even started the workout yet.
This is the first one with caffeine that
I've taken where I just feel an immense
amount of energy. Like I don't feel
anything in my brain, which I'm happy
about. I like this. I just feel
incredibly hyper. And I actually I can't
even blink right now. I just feel so
hyper and I'm very thankful that I'm
training
here at home because I feel like I just
start spotting people at the gym that
didn't even ask. I literally feel like
I'm moving at like 1,000 mph right now.
Usually for movements, I do two to three
sets. If I'm feeling good on a day, I'll
push it and do a third set. I'm doing
three sets for everything so far. This
is my heart rate after a set of seated
cable lateral raises. That's pretty high
to me.
>> This stuff hit so much harder than the
vape. And I'm not sure why. Maybe I did
inhale a lot more than the recommended
serving size.
>> Taken this entire workout so far. I just
realized I'm not listening to any music.
Listen to the gym right now.
>> And I didn't have any idea.
>> I was so hyper during this workout. I
could literally not sit still between
sets.
>> Pump was insane. I literally feel like I
could take over the world right now. If
only today was leg day. Today was just
shoulders and arms. Don't ask me what's
going on here, but these were scattered
all over the place. And I just had like
the deepest desire to just organize them
in a straight line like that. And I have
no idea why I had to do that.
>> Pre-workout cigarette, 4.25 stars. Level
five, the world's strongest pre-workout.
>> Welcome to the portion of the video that
should never be repeated, so just sit
back and enjoy. We have possessed the
world's most powerful preworkout. And it
must be true because you can't argue
with those reviews. Now, I am never
going to accuse a company of fake
reviews, but what I will say is that
some of them are just they're not
convincingly human. I've seen this
company many times and they have the
most outofc control marketing I've ever
seen. Like, bro takes one dose and all
of a sudden he turns into a creature
from the dark forest. I know some of you
guys remember this thing. I'm not going
to call it a human. It's not a human.
That thing uses possessed as milk in his
morning cereal. genuine since 1977.
That's a red flag. That's something a
married man would tell you to convince
you that he hasn't been cheating. Now,
the biggest red flag is it says
strongest and safest pre-workout on the
market. Safest by whom? Like, it can't
be the FDA calling this safe. It just
sounds like they're confident we're not
going to find the bodies. Like, this is,
trust me, bro, levels of safe. Like, if
it was safe, they wouldn't have a
massive warning sign on the website,
which I mean, I do appreciate. So,
I'm I'm so nervous to take this. So, one
scoop is the beginner dosage, which is
200 milligrams of caffeine. Full force
is three scoops, which is 600 millig of
caffeine. I mean, if you're going to be
buying possessed, you're not taking one
scoop. That's like buying a pair of
shoes and only wearing one of them. So,
we're going to go three and uh call upon
the strongest demons to take over my
body. Another insanely big red flag is
that the percentage daily value for
three scoops is just completely blank.
There's just stars.
I don't Does that mean infinity? I don't
really know. I'm not heap scooping this.
It smells like a berry that survived the
nuclear apocalypse, which is kind of
what I expected. So, one, that's for the
beginners, the losers. two
and three. I definitely should have
asked my CNS for consent before doing
this.
All right, here we go.
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Yeah, that tastes like freaking human
horsepower. That tastes like sour
gasoline. like something that you would
use to like repair your boat. Going to
head to the gym and uh sip it on the way
there and hopefully it doesn't kick in
while I'm in the car. But if I get into
a car chase and I get pulled over, I
just tell the cops I was possessed.
>> I'm calling this flavor tragic berry
because it's definitely not tropical.
Once I finished it, as expected, I
immediately felt it.
>> My ears feel like they're sweating.
And the tingles right now are out of
control. I did not realize there was
beta alanine in it. There's like 4 1/2 g
of beta alanine in it. It feels like
there's like a red ant farm on my face.
Is 4 and 1/2 g of beta alanine a lot? I
don't even know.
Heart rate was in the high 80s to low
90s just driving to the gym. Not only
was I feeling wired, I was also starting
to feel increasingly more paranoid. As
you can tell by my face, my eyes are
watering and my face is a lot more red.
It was even hard for me to sit still. I
have never felt more sketched out
in my entire life. Like I'm looking at
people at the gym like they're my enemy.
Like I wanted a gym stimulator, not a
panic attack simulator. I feel like I'm
in an elementary school tickle fight
while the freaking clown from It is
chasing me trying to harvest my soul. I
also cannot stop rubbing my ears in my
face. If I'm going to be taking
something this strong, you better
believe like I'm expecting PRs like
left, right, and center. Like PR is
practically handed to me on a silver
plate. I just wrapped up this heated
hamstring curl and that felt incredible.
I was so strong. I just feel obligated
to hit a PR on every single thing that I
do right now. How I feel as a person, as
a human being, horrible. Like terrible.
The entire time I just feel like I'm
getting away with a crime. And the funny
thing is the only possible crime here is
my own murder. The next thing we are
doing, which is going to be a true test,
is the pendulum squat. Three sets of 10
pause reps with some heavy weights. So,
if this goes well,
I mean, it might be worth it. Going into
this set, I feel like I could PR or pass
out. There is really no in between.
Fortunately, but also unfortunately, the
set felt amazing. I was able to bust
through a plateau I've been stuck at for
3 weeks. So, maybe this stuff does need
to stay in my pre-workout rotation.
>> It's crazy when you're doing the sets.
You kind of feel like your life is on
the line and it's not like you're just
at the gym. Like, if you don't complete
the set, you might get shot, which I
mean, I guess mission accomplished.
Like, I'm getting the I'm getting the
I'm hitting the weight, but do I feel
okay? Not really. But maybe it's like a
colonoscopy.
It's supposed to be effective, but it's
not exactly supposed to be fun. Every
set just keeps on getting better, too.
And I don't know if that's motivation or
mild possession, but I'll take it.
>> My heart rate this entire workout would
fluctuate from the mid 140s to high 150s
the entire time. And the scary thing was
even between exercises, it wouldn't
really go down.
>> I would love to see a Zen monk trying to
control themselves on this. I don't
think it's possible. That said though,
the symptoms at the beginning of the
workout are starting to fade and now I'm
feeling just pure energy, which is quite
nice. Caffeine causes your body to
increase the level of dopamine in your
brain, which is the chemical that causes
you to feel happy, which is exactly what
I'm experiencing at insane amounts. I
don't just have a good energy, I have
really good focus, and I have superb
endurance. The one thing that's just
kind of making me feel a bit weird is
that I feel extremely happy. And when I
feel happy, I get like it just can't be
good. You know what I mean? I feel like
the something's got to give. So, I feel
like whatever happened at the beginning
to now,
I'm just kind of worried about what the
crash is going to be like cuz when it
hits you hard, I feel like I feel like
the crash just has to be even harder.
Workout finished. I'm definitely not
taking this stuff ever again because I
feel like longterm I'd grow like a
second tail or something like that. But
I will say this was the most effective
thing so far. It's been like 3 hours
since I worked out and my head is
pounding. I'm feeling aggressively
nauseous. Even just having my eyes open
right now is straining my head. So, I'm
just lying in bed right now. Um, it's
awful, but I saw it coming. I knew it
was coming. It sucks.
>> Just as I suspected, the harder the
caffeine hits, the harder and more
intense the crash. World's strongest
pre-workout. Two stars. Level six, yohim
bean or yohimine? I'm not really sure.
>> Apparently, yohim bean is much more
powerful than caffeine, which would
probably explain why it's banned in a
lot of countries, including Canada, the
country I currently live.
The FDA has actually had it on its
unsafe herb list since 1977 due to its
potential side effects like heart
problems and seizures. So, if that's not
alarming, wait till you hear some of
these reviews. Thomas apparently got the
Hershey squirts. It's exactly what you
think it means. I've been on the John
more times than I've had women over and
it's getting kind of crazy. First of
all, Thomas is not making that
comparison unless he absolutely pulls.
So, good for you, Thomas. The poops have
been insane, but good product. What?
Like, that's confusing. Whooper gives it
five stars and says, "Bro, all
capitals." I've done from fentamine to
blank. It rhymes with Bane. And this
stuff gives me more energy than both of
those. I've been drinking coffee since
kindergarten.
So, pretty much my entire life. And this
is intense, dude. Who are your
parents? Holy. I feel bad for you, man.
Brock says, "Anxiety through the roof. I
didn't know you could feel so bad
mentally and feel dialed in at the same
time. Focus was okay, but anxiety was
too much to handle." We'll see about
that. Grayson, five stars and says,
"Makes me shiver." and then just wrote
yes
and Jordan three stars good but stuff is
strong but gave me a skin rash all over
he had to quit so needless to say this
stuff is is pretty intense so hopefully
I don't I don't myself like Thomas
or get a skin rash like Jordan all right
well it says to take one capsule on an
empty stomach 30 minutes before your
workout so I mean here we
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and let level six commence.
>> Derek describes this one as adrenaline
in a bottle and I was feeling those
effects within minutes of taking it. I
was getting goosebumps and my hair was
standing all over. And before even
making it to the gym, I had to pull over
immediately. Thomas was right. A common
side effect of yohimine is diarrhea. So
hopefully this is my only visit. I
finally made it to the gym and started
my lift. And you wouldn't believe what I
felt.
>> I'm not feeling anything right now. Like
nothing. I feel good, but I don't feel
like I'm on anything. I don't know if
it's because I've been taking stimulants
every single day this week. My body sees
yohimine as a vitamin. If that's the
case, that's extremely concerning. But
luckily, I have felt none of the side
effects of anxiety, no rashes. I did
have to Hershey squirt, but just the one
time. But other than that, I feel really
good. Lift has been great and I'm
feeling really, really strong. Maybe the
scary thing about Yohimine is that it's
convincing me that how I feel right now
is my new piece. Maybe I don't have a
normal anymore. Maybe I just have
stemmed or more stmmed. The rest of my
workout, I had nothing crazy to report.
No anxiety, no rashes, no shivers, and
thankfully no more Hershey squirts. I
just felt normal. And normal doesn't
mean bad at all. Even though I feel
completely normal supposedly, this is
surprisingly the best I felt this entire
week. It's kind of like if you go to the
bar every single week and you always
drink and get hammered and then the one
time you go, you decide to stay sober
and not drink and you feel amazing. It's
kind of like that. So,
I'm feeling the least right now, but I'm
I'm feeling the best, if that makes any
sense. On paper, I was expecting that
supplement to rock me like Tesla stock
after an Elon tweet, but I'm surprised.
Didn't really feel much, but it
definitely eliminated my appetite, like
obliterated it. It is currently 237 and
I'm having my first meal of the day and
I really don't even need it. I just kind
of want to have it right now. Do you
guys want to know what level infinity
performance enhancer is? It's simple.
It's food. Tracking your calories and
your macros. It is the most important
thing that you can do if you're looking
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always recommend that you use the
macroactor app. When I track calories,
the most important thing to me is
accuracy. The entire macroactor database
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everything that you're logging. And if
you have no idea how to track calories,
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you. So, you just sit back and the app
will automatically adjust based off your
goals, based off your weigh-ins. It just
does everything for you. So, if you guys
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code will for a twoe free trial.
>> Yohim bean 1.5 stars. Level seven.
Coffee. What?
>> I am not sniffing, snorting, or inhaling
this pre, but this one, this one's
scaring me the most. There is 728
mg of caffeine in a 12 oz cup of this
coffee. If you are buying this coffee,
anything that happens is your fault.
Essentially opening this bag is the
liability waiver. The name literally
communicates clear warning and
expectation of what's possibly to come.
And also, where are you getting 728 mg
of caffeine beans, the fresh fertile
land of Chernobyl? But with all that
said, the coffee is fair trade and
organic. So the people harvesting it are
all good. But the people drinking it,
different story.
>> It's time to make a cup of coffee. This
makes the pre-workout we took seem like
iced tea. Flavor notes are supposed to
be strong, dark, and rich, which makes
me want to marry it. Massiey's review is
incredibly concerning. It's aderall in a
cup, according to Massie. But if we
think Massiey's review is concerning,
just look at Matthews. It's so much
worse. Matthew is just happy to have
found what he's been truly looking for,
a literal death wish.
>> I have never weighed coffee until right
now, but I think this is critical. I'm
going to be taking this coffee black. I
think that this is the final boss of
taking anything black. I fear if I put
like milk or sugar in it, it would
literally disintegrate into nothing. I
am currently sitting in my bathroom
because they recommend that you take
your first cup in total isolation. And I
don't know if that's like a marketing
thing to be like, "Wo, it's so strong
and so cool." But I'm taking that stuff
pretty seriously. So, I'm locked in my
bathroom about to have my first cup.
And this is so dark.
Perhaps a reflection of my soul.
Here we go. Cheers.
It tastes like I'm drinking Voldemort's
ashes. Very bitter coffee. Extremely
strong. Like French press is probably
the strongest way that you can make
coffee. So, I wouldn't even be surprised
if this is over 728 millig. Also, if I
don't feel this, this is going to be a
clear sign to me to chill the f out on
my caffeine.
>> This might be what I'll look like once
I'm done this cup. The more I drank this
coffee, the more I began to like it.
Maybe it's the dark lord taking over my
body or something, but it was not too
bad. And it didn't take too long for it
to kick in while I was drinking it.
>> I'm 3/4 of the way done. And I am I'm
not only feeling it, I feel like the
caffeine has already hijacked my body
because if you think about it, I've
already had like over two large coffees.
All right, last jug.
This is for sure the worst I have ever
felt taking any sort of stimulant. I
really did not feel like myself.
>> I am trying to
calm myself down as hard as possible
right now.
But I definitely do not feel like I took
something legal. My cheeks are like
tingling and I feel like I'm in a game
of Mario Kart.
I'm not going to drive that way. Of
course, the best way to describe
this feeling right now is
my body is a vessel
and like a caffeine demon has just taken
it over. I'm like 99% caffeine, 1%
self-control.
If I put on like any pre-workout music,
I it would end me. Like I'd just be too
hyped up and I' I'd be I'd be done. But
I kind of feel like I'm watching myself
drive. I know what everything is going
on around me. I know my blind spots,
what's in front of me, what's behind me.
I'm like literally driving the speed
limit to the tea right now, which is I
don't speed. I go like 5 to 8 over, but
this is pretty pretty good. I feel like
I could just keep on talking forever
right now when no one else is in the
car. But I'm just going to stop. I am
usually a pretty dramatic guy because
I'm a YouTuber. It's just part of who I
am. But right now, I'm I'm being honest
with you with how I feel. It's insane. I
I actually kind of forget the drive
here. I feel like I teleported to the
gym. One of my biggest fears with like
really strong coffee in general is
myself with this stuff. I fear
like I already have or it's just going
to come so unexpectedly.
But thankfully, it's not leg day. I
never thought I could potentially die in
a gym toilet stall, but I wouldn't be
surprised to see it on my bingo card.
>> I feel like I just blinked and boom, I
just did three sets. Every single rep
feels like I'm trying to outrun my own
heartbeat. It's like the most
uncomfortable feeling ever. They call
this death wish coffee. So, I mean, if
the wish comes true, at least I'm going
to die doing something I love.
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I am blowing through this workout in
record time. like I am just destroying
it and hitting all the ways that I need
to which is great but there's a lot of
my friends here who I normally talk to
and I would love to talk to them and
it's not because I don't want to. I just
feel like I don't have the capacity to.
I don't have the capacity for meaningful
conversations. Also, weirdly the yellow
wall right there I feel like I can smell
it. It's crazy to think that this is
just a cup of coffee. People drink
coffee and then go to work. There are
some people on this planet that drink
the coffee that I just had and then go
and do their desk job. Like I I can't
even imagine. I feel like it'd be like a
cage match against Microsoft Word. Like
those people must be insane. I I need to
meet them. I just dusted back in 30
minutes. Bicep time. I feel good. I feel
really good. I do not feel like myself.
I just want to smile. I don't smile a
lot. The one thing that is just really
bad is that the anxiety is just it's
through the roof. I feel like I've done
something bad and gotten away with it.
You know when you go to Chipotle and you
ask for double meat and they give you
double meat. Then they give you like
that little plastic thing beside your
bowl to show that you had the double
meat. But sometimes they forget and then
you're like, "Oh my god, they forgot."
And then you try to see if you get away
with it. But then you don't know if
later on they're going to realize they
gave you double meat and they're going
to ask you why you didn't tell them.
It's kind of like that times a thousand.
But then once you kind of embrace the
fact that it's just an artificial
anxiety, you can kind of just live with
it. There is a reason why this was level
seven. This is the hardest. I felt it
and am currently feeling it this entire
video. It was also the most effective
thing by far. It feels like a
performance enhancer. Kind of like the
point of the video. One thing to
remember is you can get carried away
with these things, but the thing is
you'll eventually acclimatize to the
dosage. And guess what? You just have to
continue to up it every single time. So
the best strategy, don't take any of it.
Sleep, water, and good quality food
because you can always get more of that,
right? Hopefully I can get back into my
body soon. I'm really not okay. I don't
know if I'm showing it or not. I'm just
I'm really not okay. Death Wish coffee.
Four stars.
>> Babe, what are you doing? Isn't the
video done?
>> Nope.
So, no. Level eight. Level eight. Level
eight.
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The video explores the world of performance enhancers by having the presenter test seven increasingly extreme products, from canned oxygen to highly potent pre-workouts and coffee. Each level is evaluated based on its effectiveness during workouts and the enjoyment it provides, detailing the physiological and psychological impacts. While some enhancers offered temporary boosts, many led to concerning side effects like extreme anxiety, elevated heart rates, digestive issues, and severe crashes, highlighting the fine line between enhancement and danger. Ultimately, the video concludes that natural methods like proper sleep, hydration, and quality nutrition are the safest and most sustainable strategies for performance.
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