[screaming]

All right, Chad, are you ready to film?

>> Where the [ __ ] the other guy at?

>> Well, cold. Today, Max and I are going

to go headtohead with some drinking

games from around the world. ARE YOU

READY? YES, I'M READY. First up is

Australia's most iconic drinking game,

Goon of Fortune, where typically a

[music] group of people stand around a

clothesline and wherever the goon bag

lands, that's who has to drink.

>> Typically, you need four people for this

game though, Darcy.

>> Since there's only two of you,

>> we're going to be testing your precision

and skill where you need to spin the

Goon bag and get it to land within 40 cm

of your opponent's mouth to make them

drink. If you get it to drink three

times, you win and you get to take this

clothes line home.

>> I do need a new clothes line. And mine

broke playing goon of fortune, mate.

>> I look like a yank.

>> What do I look like? A [ __ ] bloke.

>> The challenge is

>> Yeah, we get it, mate. Yeah, our bloody

first radio.

>> To decide who spins first, you need to

guess the exact price of this goon bag

in Australian dollars.

>> For [ __ ] sake, man.

>> $7.99.

>> $645.

>> Chad is closest. $12.99, guys. Goon

stock is up. That's over 100% markup

from when I used to get it.

>> Chad, would you like to spin or suck

first?

[laughter]

>> I'll let Max spin first.

>> All right, Max. All right, Chad, you

need to

>> [ __ ] it. I want to spin first.

>> You need to get it within 40 cm of his

mouth to make him drink.

>> How far is 40 cm?

>> Chad, you just want to get as close as

possible anyway. It's not going to It's

not going to affect your [ __ ] game

plan.

>> This is really easy. You should make a

rule that it has to at least rotate

once.

>> Okay, tell me it's really Oh, it has to

rotate once. No, [ __ ] it. I bet it's not

easy.

That shit's [ __ ] 800, man. Try.

>> Oh my god.

>> Check this [ __ ] out. He like Okay, it

doesn't matter. He like guided across

with his finger like this.

>> Yeah. Make it do it, Luke. Start again.

>> No. There you go.

>> That's going to hit me in the [ __ ]

head.

>> Oh, it's not. It's going to land right

in front of your mouth.

>> No.

>> Come on, Darcius. That ain't close

enough.

>> That's 600. Not close enough.

>> Oh my god, Max.

Oh my god. Wa. Now that's going to you,

Max.

>> Uh-oh. That's looking clean. You don't

have to measure that, do you? Really?

>> 350 drink.

>> You got to drink that. You lost a life.

>> It's disgusting. It's the worst thing in

the world.

>> It's truth. Kind of tastes like the

socks that are hanging there, I think.

>> All right, that's it. Shut up.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> That's looking good.

>> Who installed this one? Oh no, that

stopped it. [screaming]

>> THE MOMENTUM.

>> That's it. That's it. It's going to go

twice round and then it's got Is that

[ __ ] Bush? Uh-oh.

>> Thank you, Bush. Yeah, I'll hold the

clothes line for you, mate. Have a

drink.

>> I'm going to spin it from the sack.

Careful, it might dislodge.

>> Stand in your spot.

>> All right, Max, you officially just

lost, man.

>> Shut up. It's my spin. Whatever. I'll

let it ride.

That's it. That's perfect. It's going to

hit that. Why did it hit it on this

round? Oh, [snorts] you don't need to

measure it, Darcy. [ __ ] piss water.

might spin again cuz you spawned twice.

>> Darcy, are we going forever?

>> Well, you you were supposed to go till

three lives, but Max lost. I said that,

but [music] then you were like, "Fuck

you. Shut up."

>> Okay, so I'm done now.

>> Thank god I only got one. I'm [ __ ]

lucky. 10 second one. You ready?

>> Don't put Goon in my eye, though.

>> 10 9 8

F. [laughter]

Oh, it went right in my eye straight

off. Also, you're like 10 second

countdown. It's like half the bag is

gone, but you've counted to two.

>> Oh, I see you've never played Goon of

Fortune before, mate. Gi, good game,

mate. You're not bad for a Yank.

[laughter]

>> Okay, stop hammering. That's clean

>> for the next round.

>> Steam acquired

>> for the next game.

>> All right, the next game is called

Stump. If you hammer the beer, you win.

It is a drinking game with German

origins that became popular with Swiss

lumberjacks in the early 1900s and is

now played across Southeast Asia [music]

to scam tourists out of a beer. The

objective is simply to hit your nail in

with the least [music] amount of hits.

You must hold your beer in the opposite

hand to your hammer. Take turns hitting

the nail. You listen. If you miss, you

have to take a sip. If you bend your

nail, you have to take a bigger swig.

The first person to finish their beer

loses. Um, and if you hit yours all the

way in, they have to finish it.

>> [ __ ]

>> So, you have to have a drink. You bent

the nail.

>> No.

>> You bent the nail.

>> No, I hit the nail. I put it in a little

bit.

>> This is [ __ ] hard.

>> That is a bend. That is a bend. Big sip.

>> You know what's easy about doing this?

When you hit it once and then you can

repeatedly adjust to it. When you every

single time is a realignment, it's just

like [ __ ] impossible.

Oh my god.

>> How did you do that?

>> That

That's a sip.

>> That's technically him hitting the line.

>> Oh, no. I'm winding up.

>> All right, hold on. Go on now.

[laughter]

>> HOLY [ __ ]

>> GOD DAMN.

>> THAT'S CLEAN.

>> CHAD. CHAD. CHAD. REDEMPTION. If you get

yours in,

>> that's literally [music] impossible.

>> Like all in a row. It doesn't have to be

one hit. Just all hits in a row. No

misses. Then it's even Stevens. You both

have to drink.

[laughter]

>> Wait. Wait. That was a warm up. Sorry.

That was a warm up.

>> Okay. Okay. Like really hard. Okay.

>> All right. I'll allow it. Don't edit out

the parts where Chad [ __ ] it up.

>> Edit out the parts if you want to raise.

>> No, I will fire you.

>> All right, time for the final death

match round. If you miss more than three

times, you will be decapitated.

>> The other player gets to ham you in the

head.

>> Oh, that's clean. Wait, he wasn't on his

beer.

>> Oh, we got to pull it out. Start again.

>> No [laughter] [ __ ] way.

>> Yeah, that's a sip. That's a bend.

That's a drink, MAN.

>> HOLY [ __ ] IT WENT ALL THE WAY IN. NO

WAY.

[snorts] That is a sip of a teacup.

[music] I can't win now.

I'm going to give mine one if you miss.

[music]

Redemption.

>> Redemption. Go for it. [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> NO. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No.

>> Fine. I love beer. I actually love beer.

>> Oh, I hate beer.

>> He just poured it down the bloody sink.

>> No, I just I just washed off the off the

top of the thing.

LOVE THE BEER.

>> HEY, YOU WITH THE $5 IN HIS HAND. GIVE

IT TO ME for exclusive access to our

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>> Hello.

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Patreon?

>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. Yeah, it's the best.

>> All right. Thanks, Desi.

>> You heard it here first. Desi likes a

Patreon. Give us money. Thanks. Uh, I

don't really watch it. [ __ ] sucks.

[laughter]

All right. Put your berets on because

the next game is from France.

>> Darcy, what's his drinking game? That's

not French. I don't think

>> you do a French accent then. We we

>> All right, the next game is called Caps

from France. The objective is to throw a

bottle cap at your opponent's bottle cap

to knock it off the bottle. You can't

knock the bottle over.

>> How am I going to [laughter] knock a

bottle with a cap?

>> If your cap gets knocked off, you have

to finish a [music] dab.

>> A whole dab.

>> That's not real bread.

>> God damn, bro. A pickle like that. One

of these, I reckon.

All right, Chad.

>> Because you lost. Do I get [screaming]

close?

>> The French go down like that.

>> God damn.

>> Good job, man. That was a good throw,

man.

>> [ __ ] clean up.

>> That's a quick

>> I've learned my lesson from the nail

game. I don't want to go again.

>> Since it's so easy to see if he can get

redemption.

[screaming]

God damn.

>> [laughter]

>> AH, [ __ ] IT STILL HURTS. Is this sugar?

>> How many of those do we have? Crewy.

>> No, you guys got to keep playing.

>> Chad, we got to play.

>> You guys got to play the game.

>> I'll [ __ ] chad. No, don't you Wait.

Let's Let's go again.

>> Oh, come on.

>> Okay, kill him then.

>> Joshai

Warrior bean chilling. You want bean

chilling?

Big chilling. Sorry. The next game is

from Taiwan. Oh, no. I'm joking. [ __ ]

[laughter]

I'm joking. No, the next game is called

5105, which is a popular Chinese

drinking game that originates from 618

AD during the [music] Tang Dynasty.

>> 5105.

>> Guys, we're about to play Shiu.

>> All right, the rules of the game are on

the count of three, you will either hold

out 5, 10, or zero fingers. You will at

the same time shout out a number that is

either 0, 5, 10, 15, or 20 guessing the

amount of total fingers that you

combined put out. If you guess

correctly, the other bloke has a drink.

Once all three drinks are gone, then

that bloke lost.

>> Nihow.

>> 5 10.

>> What did you say?

>> I didn't hear him. Judge.

>> No, you that doesn't [ __ ] count, man.

You got to

>> Am I taking this [ __ ] off or

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa. Whose idea is this? That's

too way too far. Is it?

>> No, I'm just joking.

>> 5 10

>> Wait, you just said the number you put

out.

>> I said, but I said five. I thought you

said zero.

>> 5 10

>> 5 10 12 [laughter]

>> 5 10

>> YES. YES, I GOT IT.

>> MAX, take your first mystery shot and

you lose a life, brother.

>> This is This been chilling.

>> Oh, what you trying to number one? Put

the panda hat on,

>> man. [ __ ] that [ __ ] man. This is hard

to think about.

>> You ready?

>> 5 10 16.

>> What? Seven. [laughter] That

>> He can't. He can't.

>> He can't. Let me just take a look at

that.

>> Is it meant to be an intervals of five?

>> Yes, [laughter]

>> but I said seven, but that's pretty

clean.

>> It's pretty clean. I will give you a

life back for that.

>> 5 10

>> 5 10 Five.

>> What if we both say the same thing?

Okay, both lose.

>> You got an extra.

>> Wait, Chad's already have one.

[screaming]

>> He's [ __ ] breathing fire. What was

that?

>> Oh yeah, that's that Chinese [ __ ]

>> 5 10 15

>> 5 10 20

>> [ __ ] man. The Chinese always make good

stuff.

>> Max, cuz he got an extra life. Avoided

the deadly shot. I I call for a referee

decision here that you should at least

do one of those shots. All right, Chad.

Behind my hand, I'm either holding up

zero, five,

>> or 20. [laughter]

>> Or or 10 or 10. If you can accurately

guess, then Max has to do the bad shot.

>> You're holding up five.

>> [ __ ]

>> Do you want to know how I knew?

>> Yeah.

>> One elbow was higher than the other,

which means you're doing this.

>> Okay. Okay. He got

>> Okay, how many am I holding now then?

>> Zero.

>> Oh my god. He's a genius.

>> What? No. [laughter] You know, the

Chinese always make good baiu.

>> Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] That took a turn.

Oh, Chinese people are [music] built

different. Oh my god. The next game

called Titanic [music] originates from

Korea and is a fun way to make sac,

which is beer and so.

>> Ah,

>> just for the record, sac also has coke

in it.

>> Cool. Leslie,

>> hold on, guys. We actually know a Korean

guy.

>> We We have a Korean guy employed here

full-time. We love Korean people.

>> We're just going to get a call from him.

>> Bro, it's not even 5:00 p.m. yet. You're

still on the clock. If he doesn't answer

my phone, we might have to fire him.

>> SHUT UP. [laughter]

I WAS TOLD I wasn't replying.

>> Does SAC usually have a bit of coke in

it?

>> No.

>> WHAT? [laughter]

[screaming]

>> Just soju and beer.

>> But when I was in Korea, they're mixing

a bit of coke in it.

>> Chad, you were in Japan, bro.

>> Do you like Squid Game?

>> See you Leslie. [music] Thanks, man.

Appreciate it. Just for the record, this

is how I was taught how to do it.

>> We don't.

>> Give me two shot glass in a tall thin

glass, a Coke Zero, a beer. Chad, you

don't know the game yet.

>> Let's flip the game. I want to show you

something.

>> If you win, Chad, you can show the

viewers. And if Max wins, he can show

the viewers his own magic trick. The

rules are to float a shot glass in a

pint of beer and take turns adding sou.

If you make it sink, you are the loser

and you have to drink the whole thing.

>> Why you acting like you know all the

Korean [ __ ] when you

>> I lived there for months, bro?

>> North or South?

>> Korean. Chad actually escaped from North

Korea. I lived in Soul for like 3

months.

>> Chad, when the [ __ ] did that happen? I

live streamed it.

>> When? What year?

>> 8 years ago.

>> That's a cap.

>> I'm dead serious.

>> Who here remembers Squid Game and 67?

>> Okay.

Holy.

>> Holy [ __ ]

Oh.

Oh, [ __ ] DRINK UP. NOW YOU have to

scull it. You have to skull it to the

Korean government. You got to skull it.

You got to finish the whole thing. Drink

the whole. Keep going. You're almost

done. You got like two more big

mouthfuls left. Oh my god. So, yeah, but

you got to do it. You got to do it. You

got to do it quick. Quick.

>> You're letting down the Squid Game

people.

Red light. Green light. Green light.

>> I'm Squid Game certified.

>> Show us your magic trick and I'll set up

another round. No, this is how I for

some reason was I I was in I spent like

I think I'm at 6 months total of my life

in Korea

>> bro says he was there for 3 months now

it's 6 months

>> I mean it's at American bars you put

Coke usually use full Coke not Coke no

sugar and you do that and you fill it

right up to the tip that is how I was

taught how it's done so what you do is

you go like this

>> but this is a game though it's like a

different thing

>> yeah but this is how you do it so look

see how the Coke is separate it's got it

different density layer so it doesn't

mix with anything it's in a it's in a

separate glass that's why it's not mixed

If you put coconut, it also has a

separate density layer. See, it goes all

the way to the top.

>> Why would it mix with the [ __ ] at the

bottom, bro?

>> But that's what I'm saying. It's a

different It's different density layers.

>> Okay, Bill. N [ __ ] drink it, man.

>> So, what you do is you drink the beer.

You drink the soju. You use real soju,

not flavored soju.

>> All right, Michael V. Sauce. Drink the

[ __ ] [ __ ] man. [laughter] That's the

Korean tap you give it.

>> And then you got the Coke at the end. It

makes it sweeter.

>> Actually, you did it wrong. You did it

wrong.

>> It's just [ __ ] Shot glasses.

>> No, you did it wrong cuz you're supposed

to eat one of the shot glasses. Leslie

wasn't even in Korea when he could

drink.

>> The fact that like a white Australian

guy is telling a Korean guy who's not

even here to defend himself that he's

not Korean enough to know his own

localiz.

>> No, he's Korean enough. He's just not

alcoholic Korean enough.

>> What the [ __ ] are you doing?

>> It's the same. We're playing the game

again, aren't we?

>> Yeah, with Soju. Oh,

>> I thought you knew all the Korean.

>> I thought I was I'm drunk, brother. I

just grabbed the closest thing to me.

>> God damn.

[ __ ] [screaming]

[ __ ]

HELLO. This is great game. I have to cop

this.

>> 67. Keep going. Keep going. Couple more

mouthfuls.

[laughter] Are you

Are you okay? [laughter]

Man, you know the Chinese make good

stuff.

>> That just that snapped like that. I'm

sitting back online.

[ __ ] Ow. The next game, Kiku No Hannah,

is a Japanese drinking game often played

in winter [music] banquetss to keep the

guest warm with sake. The objective of

the game is to alternate flipping cups.

If you don't see a flower, fill the cup

up with sake. If you see the flower, you

have to drink all the full cups. All

right, Max. I'm going to pick this one.

No flour. So, just fill this up, right?

>> Yeah, just half. Just a little bit. No

flour.

>> No [ __ ] flour.

>> Flour.

>> Oh, you're [ __ ]

>> Do I fill that one up, too?

>> Sns in just from the big boss. Yes, you

do.

>> It's not my first [ __ ] rodeo, man.

>> All right. Go, Super Saiyan. [screaming]

And our final final final. [screaming]

Nice.

Oh, it's a 50/50. Chad, that one has a

flower. But for you, I'm going to take

the drink because I feel like I need it

more. Okay.

[laughter]

Wait, what? He played the game already.

The flower was gone. Like what were you

expecting to find?

>> So how do we drink these ones?

>> I don't know, man. But he has to you

found it and then you just kept playing.

>> He has to drink them.

>> You know I [ __ ] have to drive a

school bus after this, right?

[laughter]

>> I I'm going to be real. I'd rather drink

it than get up.

>> I think that five more shots of sake

might write Chad off.

>> This ain't [ __ ] to me, bro. This is a

typical [ __ ] Wednesday. God damn Jet.

You a [ __ ] beast, man.

>> Oh my god.

>> Now he I hate for that.

>> Chad, you're a [ __ ] gangster.

>> To the Japanese, may their culture stay

dipl diplomatic.

>> Diplomatic and disciplined.

>> All right. [laughter]

>> All right. All right. All right. Reset.

I'm ready for the next one. Shout out to

the British people like Australians.

>> Heaps of good British [ __ ] people.

Heaps of good poms out there.

>> Yeah. Heaps of [ __ ] great pommy bloss

out there. Like, you know, we wouldn't

be around if it wasn't for [music] them

importing the prisoners here.

>> Yeah. Like um Paracynical.

[applause]

>> Yeah. Um

>> um

>> Wait, wait a minute. The ox car. Shout

out

>> man. Original British guys, man.

>> For real, bro.

>> For real.

>> All righty, guys. The next game is

actually more of a tradition. In England

during the 18th century, British Navy

recruitment officers would slip a

shilling into a sailor's drink, forcing

them to take the shilling as payment for

enlisting in the army, and they would

then be forced to be enlisted. So, the

first absolutely [ __ ] up

>> to slip their coin into the other

person's beer wins.

[laughter]

>> Is that it?

>> [ __ ] oath. I'm a gangster.

>> No, say it as you if you're British.

>> All right. [ __ ] drink that beer in

it, Tommy. In it. Dr. You saw me in it.

[laughter]

>> Was that it?

>> Yeah. I thought you were going to start

protecting your bit and thinking like,

>> bro, I just did [ __ ] five shots.

>> Don't swallow the coin.

>> Cheerio, lad. Don't swallow

>> [ __ ] Cheerio. Cup of tea, queen. Rest

in peace.

>> Rest in peace in it.

>> In it. Yeah, lad. [laughter]

>> All right. What's next? [laughter]

>> Are you ready for the next drinking

game?

>> Yeah.

>> Flunky ball. Funky Ball. Let's go.

>> Uh, it comes from Germany and it is

loosely based off of burri.

>> Sounds like it's loosely based off

Monkey Ball.

>> No. So, the objective is to throw a can

at the bottle and topple it over.

>> If you topple it over, you can start

drinking your beer.

>> As soon as the other player stands it

back up, you need to stop drinking. The

first person to finish their drink wins.

But you can only drink while the bottle

is toppled over by you.

>> Okay. Why? Why are you having a croc?

[laughter]

It's delicious, but like [ __ ] t love

it.

>> What are you doing here? Grog sharp.

Stop.

>> Let's fish. [laughter]

>> You know the rules.

>> Yeah. All right.

>> No, I forgot.

>> Let me explain like a monkey. You ready?

Look at me. Look at me.

>> Yeah. All right.

>> I knock over beer. All right. What? Hey,

watch. Look at me.

>> Not those beers. I skull beer.

>> How do I stop you? I pick it up back up.

>> Put beer back up. Go. Go. Go. Put beer

back up.

>> [ __ ] G. I stop drinking. I put beer

back down. I run back over here and try

knock over again.

>> I love beer. [music] Actually, huge fan

of beer.

>> Your turn.

>> These guys sit at home and play this.

Get a job.

God damn.

>> Stop.

>> How much did you get in, Chad?

>> A fair [laughter] bit, believe it or

not. Actual fair bit.

>> They play this. They play this [ __ ]

>> in Germany. Yeah. God damn the internet

connection. They

>> All right, your turn, Max.

>> I didn't even go the distance.

>> That is a skill as [ __ ]

>> All right, [ __ ] it.

>> No. Shut up, Darcy. I got this one. You

ready? All right, hang on. Wait, Darcy.

Darcy. Darcy, shut up. Shut the [ __ ] up.

No, shut up. Literally, shut up, Darcy.

>> The overarm, huh?

>> All right. All right. All right. All

right.

>> Shut up, Darcy. Darcy, Max, your turn.

Max, your turn. Throw something. Just

throw anything at this point.

>> Use the fishing rod. Use the fish.

No, [laughter]

Chad, your beer. Your beer.

>> It's all right. OH, [screaming] MAX.

>> I win. I got it.

>> Finish. I win.

GO, GO, GO, GO. QUICK, QUICK.

[gasps]

>> WHERE' the bottle go?

>> I got it. I got it. I GOT IT. OW.

[laughter]

>> ARE YOU GOOD?

>> YEAH, I'm all right.

>> It's a tie. It's a tie. Did that go

everywhere?

>> Yeah, it did.

>> That's crazy. [groaning]

>> Good game, bro.

>> Love the Germans.

>> They make good stuff.

>> Let's do these so they can just chill

and then we can set everything up.

>> Shut up. Chill.

>> The Germans, they make great stuff.

>> Is there a camera?

[laughter]

All right, next. That's gangster. That

is [ __ ] That is just a nightmare to

deal with. Max, you realize the thing is

not the B.

[laughter]

>> What did I miss? I want to go piss.

>> God damn, bro.

>> The last game is the [ __ ]

[screaming]

>> like at least do it in the back. died.

>> Sicko. All right. This

>> This one'sing over, man.

>> Dude, what's the last game? Are we doing

it or No,

>> that that the last game is the first

person to sit on that sunbed and shut

the [ __ ] up, which [music] is Max wins.

>> Winning. I'm winning.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> What is going on?

>> Red 40. They had 39 iterations. [ __ ]

still gives you cancer. Honestly, like

worms and apples. When was the last time

you ate an apple and you bit a half out

of an apple and you saw

>> a worm in those?

>> Anyone here know the f crisis?

[laughter]

>> If you [ __ ] steal one more of my

jokes, I'm going to [ __ ] KILL YOU.

[screaming]

>> ALL RIGHT, DARCY. What's the last game?

Explain. Sorry, man. Here, hold

[laughter] this.

I'm I'm going be in my trailer.

[laughter]

OH. OW. [screaming]

[ __ ] AH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVE PRAGUE.

>> GREECE. I love Greece. Darcy, where the

[ __ ] are my grapes?

>> The final game today is called Cotabos

from Greece. The objective is to fling

wine from your small chalice to [music]

knock the plate off of the stand. Darcy,

I require grapes.

Absolutely de

Mr. Darcy. Thank you very much. Has he

fallen asleep? I just have to knock the

plate off.

>> Yeah.

>> Max, your turn. Throw it on top of the

plate.

>> The water, not the cup. Do this. You're

going to hit the water on top of the

plate.

>> Okay, I got you.

>> I miss.

>> No, I win.

>> Hang on.

Uhoh.

>> Ow. Glass. Thanks for watching. Make

sure you like, comment, subscribe. If we

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[laughter]

All right. This is Darcy. I've been your

opening act.

Man, what what's the deal with logistics

companies, man? They're [ __ ] all over

the place. [laughter]