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>> Hello, jungle man. [music]

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>> What's happening?

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>> Good to see you, my brother.

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>> What's going on? You got books. You got

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notes.

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>> I got books. I got that

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>> here with us.

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>> I got this for you.

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>> Yeah. A little little note in there you

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can read later.

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>> Jungle Keeper, buddy.

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>> Yeah, the brand new That's what back

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from the Amazon with that.

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>> Nice. Marcy, say hi to everybody.

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I love that you bring Marshall. Have you

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Has Marshall come on other podcasts or

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is it just

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>> He's been on a couple.

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>> You're a good boy. You're a good boy. We

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should

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>> I just have to keep him from uh going

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under the water, buddy.

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>> Yeah.

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>> I got to keep him from uh

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>> getting under the Come on up here. Come

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on up here. Say hi.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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>> He's the best.

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>> He is the best.

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>> He's a big sweetie.

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>> He's soft, man. He's got He's got

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amazing coat.

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>> Big sweetie. Well, he gets groomed. Oh,

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thank you. Thank you for the kisses.

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Okay.

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Lie down, please.

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>> Lie down.

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>> Lie down, please. So, um

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>> Oh my god.

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>> You you released that video. I saw the

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video of uh the unconted tribe.

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>> Yeah. Hitting send on that was scary cuz

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>> Yeah.

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>> Wild.

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>> I sent you I sent you a message that

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day. Yeah. When that when that

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[laughter] happened.

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>> Yeah, you did. That is crazy. I've

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showed it to a few people, but we never

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showed it live. But it is

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>> So, Marcy, you got to lie down, buddy.

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You can't be uh climbing under the

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wires. Lie down, Bubba.

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>> Sit. Sit. Sit. Come here. Good boy. Good

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boy. Good boy.

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>> Um

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>> that experience has to be so insane to

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to contact like legitimately unconted

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people. There they are.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Ladies and gentlemen, do not look at

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their dongs.

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>> Do not Well, I mean, you know, but also

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maybe take a style tip from them and tie

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them up.

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>> Weird how they got their waist wrapped

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up, but they don't have their dongs

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wrapped up or their butthole. Well, the

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it it seems like they're they're trying

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to protect or they're trying to keep

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lots of rope. I think rope is like their

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main thing. That's how they carry all

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their rope.

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>> Interesting.

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>> And and

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>> they carry the rope around their waist.

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>> They carry their rope around their waist

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and they just want rope. They want rope

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and bananas.

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>> Is do bananas grow in the Amazon?

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>> So bananas don't grow unless people

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plant them. So there's certain human

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settlements where you know you can find

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old bananas growing. But these, you

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know, plantains really is what this is.

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>> And they were requesting them. And what

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you see happening here is

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>> they request them.

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>> Yes. They come out and I mean these are

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people coming out a thousand years late

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to society and they're out on the beach

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holding up their hands saying no mole.

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We are the brothers. Nomoly means

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brothers.

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>> And so now we actually think that they

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call themselves the brothers.

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>> Whoa.

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>> And their first thing was we want want

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bananas. And so the local

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anthropologists that we were with, we

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were just there to to work with the

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communities that we work with. And these

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these guys came out across the beach and

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you see them, they're holding, you know,

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they're holding their bows and those

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bows are sixoot bows, 7 foot arrows. And

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we were said, you know, the

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anthropologist was saying, "Put down

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your weapons. Put down your bows before

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you talk to us. This is does not need to

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be violent because their first instinct

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is to defend themselves."

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>> And so there's maybe 20, 30 of us. And

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the local guys had a couple of shotguns

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just in case for protection because we

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were not initiating contact. That's the

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thing I've been explaining to everybody.

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We were just there working in the

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community. They came out to us.

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>> So they knew you were there and they

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came out to you. And how does someone

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speak their language?

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>> There's one guy in the community that

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kind of speaks a little bit. They speak

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in the community they speak Yin. The

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Mashkapiro speak a derivation of that.

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And so he's they're speaking in broken

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in broken terms across across the river.

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So they were show sort of shirts versus

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skins. We were on this side of the

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river. They were on that side of the

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river. And then I I mean the the the

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courage of this guy to get in the river

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and go, you know, 10 feet from them and

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push the the canoe. There was no

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contact, no physical contact made,

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>> but he gave them these these these

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plantains. And then they you notice when

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they take them, it's not like, "Oh, yes,

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take the plantains. We'll go back in the

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jungle and divvy them up." It's like

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what I get, I get. They're fighting over

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them and they were all screaming and

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fighting over them. So, there's

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desperation there.

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>> Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess food is

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[ __ ] hard to come by, right? I mean,

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the jungle is filled with life, but

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>> it's still it's got to be difficult to

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source and you got to do it every single

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day.

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>> Every single day. And so,

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>> there's no refrigeration. There's no

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pres preservation.

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>> No. So, everything is instantaneous. You

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shoot a monkey, you got to cook it, eat

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it. You know, you get a turtle, you got

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to you got to eat it. You got to open it

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and eat it. And so there's you I mean

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you can see there they're there there's

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there's more there's that that

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questioning look on their face. They

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don't understand who really who we are

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and and the really the only

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communications that we got was we need

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we need more food and stop cutting down

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our trees.

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>> They wanted to they said who are the bad

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ones? They said of you who are the bad

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ones? Why are you cutting down our our

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our biggest trees? Well, not just

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cutting down the trees, but also killing

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the indigenous people that protest it

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that get in the way of it.

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>> If their tribe is centrally located in

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an area where they're chopping down the

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trees that kill those people.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. And so right now what we

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have is we have the loggers and the gold

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miners coming in. And so since like the

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last time I saw you, it was it was we

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were we were nailing all these

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successes, adding acres to the reserve

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because what we're doing is trying to

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create this corridor which is going to

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become a national park. were trying to

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save this one river in the headarters of

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the Amazon. And we had been on this

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success run, you know, from from people

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hearing the stories from things like

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this, people coming in and helping us do

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that. And then it started to change

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where we realized, okay, we're

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protecting so much land that the logging

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mafias and the narot traffickers started

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pushing back. And so now it's getting

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more serious. As we're getting closer to

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the finish line, it's getting harder

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because they're going, "We want this to

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remain wild." And we're going, we're

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trying to protect this and the local

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communities are going, "This is our

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forest." And the loggers and the narcos

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and the miners are coming from other

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places and they're cutting down this

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forest.

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And so, it's just, you know, I mean,

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everyone knows the Amazon is the lungs

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of the earth. Everyone knows it's got a

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it produces a fifth of our oxygen on our

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planet. It contains a fifth of the

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oxygen of the fresh water on our planet.

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So, it's vital to global planetary

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stability, but we've already destroyed

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20% of it. And so, we're seeing the

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moisture cycle get broken.

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>> 20% of the whole Amazon rainforest.

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>> That's insane.

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>> And that thing is so big.

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>> 2.7 million square miles. And I think

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the lower 48 is 3 something million

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square miles.

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>> Wow.

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>> It's gigantic.

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>> Wow. And they've already killed off 20%

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of it.

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>> 20% of it's already gone. Is it um

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mostly cattle running? Like what is what

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are they what are they doing it for?

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>> Cattle ranching accounts for 60% of

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Amazon deforestation and then it's just

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development roads. China has a new

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shipping port in Peru that they want to

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you know create a I think an a railroad

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over the Andes Mountains or through the

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Andes Mountains so they can start

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getting access to the Amazon for Asian

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markets. Is it true they carved out a

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giant pathway through the Amazon for a

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climate change conference?

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>> You know, I've been trying to figure out

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if that's true. I saw that go all over

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the internet.

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>> But it's one of those things like who

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knows if that's real

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>> that. And then the other one is they're

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like, you know, Swedish billionaire

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bought this much of the Amazon. And it's

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like but what's his name?

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>> They keep saying that and I'm like I

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don't

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>> Well, let's put it into perplexity and

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find out if that's true.

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>> Which one? the uh whether or not they

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carved out a pathway through the Amazon

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for a climate change summit because that

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sounds like horseshit.

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>> That just sounds too too ridiculous.

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>> There's no way they would do something

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that stupid.

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>> I don't know. But I did see

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>> also why would they have a climate

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change summit in the Amazon? You going

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to do it in a tent like

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>> No, I think they did it in Manow. I

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mean, there are cities in the Amazon.

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There's Aquitos. There's Manouse.

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>> Sure.

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>> But you can fly into those cities. You

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don't need to carve out a [ __ ]

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pathway. But I I remember seeing a video

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of this guy and he was saying like this

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is where the jungle used to be and now

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it's just this big road. And I was like

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but again who in charge of the climate

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unless they were going to have a climate

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conference and just local administrators

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and politicians said well we better get

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ready and clear this area and like maybe

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it wasn't intentional. I don't know.

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>> This stuff is pictures of it.

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>> Whoa. It's on the BBC.

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>> Amazon forest failed to build road for

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climate summit.

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>> There you go.

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>> Oh my god. It's real.

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>> [laughter]

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>> Oh my god. A new four-lane highway

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cutting through tens of thousands of

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acres of protected Amazon rainforest is

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being built for the COP30

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climate summit in the Brazilian city of

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BM. Oh my god.

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>> It wasn't my house.

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>> That is so crazy. It aims to ease

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traffic to the city which will help

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climate.

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>> It's easier to drive when there's no

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trees.

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>> More than 50,000 people including world

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leaders at the conference in November.

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The state government touts the highway

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highway sustainable pred. I love how

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they use that term. Sustainable is one

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of those wonderful terms you can just

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throw on things. Sustainable

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uh credentials but lacks local and

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conservation but some local and locals

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and conservationists are outraged at the

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environmental impact. Yeah, duh.

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>> That's crazy. You're you're chopping

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down trees to protest chopping down

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trees.

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>> That's [ __ ] insane.

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>> Sounds amazing. I just, you know,

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[snorts]

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>> at what point in time are

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[clears throat] people going to wake up?

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>> At one point in time, people are going

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to wake up. And I think that that's, you

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know, that's sort of as I've been I've

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just started this book tour and

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everything else and it's the thing I'm

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trying to impress. I was just talking

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about this the other night is like we've

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had world wars, we've had great famines,

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we had the the dust bowls. Like there's

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never been a time in history though

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before where we're looking at is there

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going to be ecological collapse?

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The thing that I'm talking about with

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where they've cut 20% of the Amazon,

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scientists are warning that if we cut

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too much of the Amazon, that moisture

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cycle, I think the the thing was that 20

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trillion lers of water every day are

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pumped into the air from the Amazon and

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that becomes the cloud system that rains

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back down and creates the Amazon

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rainforest. If you cut too much of that,

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you break the cycle.

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>> And that forest has been growing for

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something like 55 million years. I

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believe it formed in the eosene.

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And so we are the generation that's

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going to decide, do we find a

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sustainable way to keep the animal the

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Amazon rainforest functioning or are we

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going to break that cycle and once we

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lose it, it's not going to come back.

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It's

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>> so crazy. It's so crazy that people are

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so shortsighted that like we want to

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have cattle ranches.

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>> It's it is it is disorganization and

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apathy. It's like we we we have the

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ability to organize incred I mean if you

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can organize an airport you can you can

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figure out a way to protect the forest

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but the fact that it's in numerous Latin

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American countries Brazil wants to

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develop in Peru you have the illegal

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gold miners coming in and now you have

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the pressure from the Asian markets and

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you know we found that if you just I

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mean that's what we've been doing over

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the last 20 years is going to these gold

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miners and loggers and going how much do

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you make and they go $20 a day. you go,

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"Do you want to make 60?" And you get a

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cool shirt and you get health benefits

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and you get to ride a boat and you get a

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team and they're like, "Yeah, that

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sounds so much better."

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>> And they're happy to come over, but they

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need the opportunity.

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>> We've talked about you doing that. I

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think that is really amazing. It's just

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crazy that it takes a person like you

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and your organization to like put some

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sort of a dent in this that this isn't

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some sort of a a gigantic global effort

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that there's not a lot of people that

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are recognizing this issue and saying,

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"Hey, this is a huge problem if this

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goes away." I think though that there I

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I see in the world that I exist in I see

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that all over the world there's people

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doing conservation projects and that we

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are at this point where there's enough

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happening where I mean you had uh Eio

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Wilson advocating for the halfear policy

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where it's you know at least half of the

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earth has to remain ecosystems. If you

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break too much down, if you ruin our

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ocean fisheries, if you cut the

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rainforest and the forest, you're going

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to ruin the weather,

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>> right?

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>> The stuff that comes standard with life

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on Earth is going to be depleted,

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>> right?

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>> And so I think, you know, you see tiger

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numbers going up in India. You see that

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there's actually been an increase in

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forest cover globally, but in some of

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the most important areas like the

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Amazon, it's just wild. And I mean

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that's what we're doing is you know the

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guy JJ that I work with who's local he's

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been trying to he's been saying this for

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years. I mean since we saw each other he

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got which I don't know how this

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happened. I don't know how some of this

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stuff happens but we got a we got an

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email one day from time and they were

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like we're selecting our you know uh 100

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climate leaders of 2024 and they're like

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JJ's one of them. And I have no idea how

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the people at time select this, but they

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chose this. I mean, JJ grew up in an

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indigenous community barefoot. He didn't

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have shoes until he was 13. And it was

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because he saw his forest get destroyed.

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And because he saw the fish vanish from

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the rivers, as nets came in, and then as

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chainsaws came to the region, he saw the

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trees go down, he went, "We got to

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protect the next river."

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>> And so he's the one that, you know, when

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I went down there at 18 years old, he's

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the one that was like, "Look, you got to

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help me protect this." And of course at

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18 years old I was like how how do I do

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that? How how on earth is that possible?

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And then when we started seeing the

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smoke on the horizon and we started

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hearing the chainsaws and it got more

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urgent. I started telling these stories

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and then the anaconda stories and the

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everything else. The first book that I

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wrote and little by little Jane Goodall

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um people helped along the way. Joe

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Rogan helped along the way. Well, I'm

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happy to get the word out because I I I

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mean, it's it's kind of insane that it's

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happening, but it's also that place is

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such a magical place and it has such an

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insane history that we're we're just

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starting to understand the history of

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the people that live there. I mean,

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through the use of lidar, they're just

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starting to understand that the entire

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place was massively populated and that a

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lot of the plants that exist in the

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Amazon are actually agriculture plants

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that went, you know, went rogue when the

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people were depopulated because people

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brought in smallox.

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>> I I got to push back on that. That's

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that's I feel like that's a theory

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that's been becoming prevalent as a

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theory.

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>> Well, sure, there was a jungle before.

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Because even in the lost city of Z, I

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mean even the talk, what is it?

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>> Percy Faucet name the people that went

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there, they talked about the Amazon

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being a lush rainforest.

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>> Yeah.

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>> But and these enormous cities that were

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incredibly complex.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Before the jungle swallowed them up. So

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it's it's clear that there was some form

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of jungle there already.

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>> 100%. but that these plants that they

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grew for agriculture were the ones that

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had uh you know once people stopped

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tending them and taking care of them

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they overwhelmed the rest of the forest.

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>> Yeah. I a friend sent me a clip and you

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I think you were talking to Tom Sigura

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and you went you know and the crazy

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thing about the Amazon and you went it

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it's it's largely man-made and I was

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like and I like threw something and I

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was like no

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>> let's find out why we said that. Let's

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uh pull that up. um put run that into

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Perplexity and see what articles we get

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>> because what they're saying is that

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these plants the the number if I believe

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if I'm not misstating the numbers that

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they exist in are are not natural but

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that's only around these ancient sites

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and so I went and did a deep dive into

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this and the sites that they've studied

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are along the watersheds and so in the

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Amazon you have terrairma which is sort

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of dry forest and then it dips into the

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river basin and you have flood plane

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Most of these cities existed on flood

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planes. And so where the scientists are

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able to go is up the rivers and they go

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to the edges of these flood planes where

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they find ancient human settlements. And

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that's where you find terapra soil which

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is human engineered

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>> and that's where you find there'll be

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like a higher incidence of certain trees

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or certain plants.

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>> What are these trees?

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>> And so like bananas for example or for

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sometimes they'll plant a higher amount

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of Brazil nut trees.

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>> So here it is our sponsor perplexity

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which is always accurate. Estimates

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suggest that roughly 10 to 15% of the

16:25

Amazon standing forest shows clear signs

16:27

of being man-made or strongly shaped by

16:30

long-term indigenous management not

16:32

planted as uniform tree farms but

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modified over thousands of years. Much

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of the Amazon that looks wild has been

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influenced by pre-Colombian indigenous

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agroforestry,

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soil enrichment, uh Amazon dark earth,

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that's terapraa and species selection

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rather than being a purely untouched

16:50

wilderness. These systems differ from

16:52

modern plantations. They are diverse

16:55

semi-natural forests enriched with

16:57

useful trees and crops rather than rows

16:59

of single commercial species. So the the

17:03

idea of the terapraa was that a lot of

17:06

the Amazon soil is not good for

17:08

agriculture. Is that correct?

17:09

>> It's barren.

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>> It used to be a vast inland sea.

18:24

>> Crazy.

18:25

>> Yes. When it when it separated from

18:26

Africa, the the the Congo and the Amazon

18:29

used to be joined in some sort of proto

18:31

Congo system. And then when they they

18:34

separated, the Amazon South America hit

18:36

up against the Nazca plate. the Andes

18:38

mountains shot up and then the salinated

18:41

water drained out and that's why we

18:42

still have uh inland freshwater

18:45

stingrays, manatees, pink river

18:47

dolphins.

18:48

>> Oh, that makes sense.

18:49

>> And so that happened over millions of

18:51

years as the salin years the saltwater

18:53

dolphins adapted to fresh water.

18:55

>> Exactly.

18:56

>> And is that why they [clears throat]

18:57

became pink?

18:58

>> They became pink, I think, because

18:59

they've lost their pigmentation. They

19:01

have terrible eyesight. Um, they almost

19:04

don't need to see because you don't in

19:06

the in that sediment-rich water they're

19:08

using they're using sonar.

19:11

>> Whoa. That's crazy.

19:13

>> Yeah. Yeah.

19:14

>> Wow. So, they've become almost blind.

19:17

>> All the fish you pull out these giant

19:19

catfish. They hardly have eyes. They

19:20

have like light sensing organs.

19:22

>> Whoa.

19:23

>> You can't see. I mean, there's there are

19:24

clear rivers in the Amazon, which I

19:26

would love to go. I've never been to

19:27

one. And like the streams are clear, but

19:30

the Amazon River itself, there's

19:31

nothing. Everyone's like, "Oh, you

19:32

should bring a GoPro in the river with

19:33

you." And I'm like, "For what?

19:35

>> You're not going to see anything.

19:36

>> It's just sediment."

19:37

>> Yeah.

19:38

>> Yeah.

19:38

>> But the thing that that that the that

19:40

this theory about the the Amazon is even

19:43

human engineered is wrong. Because when

19:46

you look at the size of the Amazon, you

19:48

look at that 2.7 million miles, it's

19:51

it's that they've said that what they're

19:53

not getting is that in the areas that

19:55

these people have been studying with

19:56

LiDAR and through this anthropological

19:59

digging, they're saying it's more than

20:01

we thought. There certainly more human

20:03

settlements than we previously thought.

20:05

There maybe were a few million people

20:07

there before Pizaro and and and the

20:10

explorers came. But when you don't what

20:13

you don't realize is that between the

20:14

rivers between each river which is the

20:17

majority of the Amazon is this terrairma

20:19

giant jungle with hundreds of miles

20:22

between the rivers nobody's been there

20:24

and so I just was reading a scientific

20:26

paper it was saying they went out and

20:28

sampled those areas and it showed

20:30

absolutely no sign of human engineering

20:32

and so most of the forest

20:34

>> in terms of the growth of the plants but

20:36

did they do LAR to see if there's

20:37

previous structures? Well, the good

20:38

thing with the LAR is that they fly over

20:40

and so the LAR confirmed that over those

20:43

human areas like you get like a river

20:45

confluence where two rivers are coming

20:46

together

20:47

>> there'll be a human settlement there and

20:48

in those areas they find that the

20:50

teraprada they'll find that the plants

20:52

occur in different abundance and

20:53

diversity than in the other places

20:55

>> but that the this this message that the

20:57

Amazon itself was engineered by ancient

21:00

humans or prehistoric humans is not

21:03

actually accurate. It was a wild

21:05

>> clickbait. Did they make articles saying

21:08

because people build their careers on,

21:10

you know, if you come out and say, "I

21:12

have a new theory about how this

21:13

formed." It gets attention. There's even

21:16

a And nothing against um what's his

21:19

name? Graham Hancock.

21:20

>> Mhm.

21:21

>> Um for a while everyone was like, "Oh,

21:22

Paul Rosie used to debate Graham." No, I

21:24

don't I got nothing against Graham

21:25

Hancock. He's great. Um but but it's

21:28

just the messaging isn't is becoming

21:31

that the Amazon was kind of man-made.

21:32

And so what happens is you get leaders

21:35

like in Brazil going well if the Amazon

21:37

was really man-made then we can manage

21:38

it now

21:39

>> and it's just not it's just not accurate

21:41

if you look if you look at the and even

21:43

Smithsonian did an article where they

21:45

said these are the current things that

21:46

are coming out these are the theories

21:48

and then it went yeah but these theories

21:50

discount the fact that 95% of the Amazon

21:52

rainforest has not been surveyed in this

21:54

way and most of it shows that these are

21:57

just wild ecosystems that have been

21:58

growing since the dawn of time for the

22:00

last 55 30 million

22:02

And it's just been speciating and

22:04

growing and evolving on its own. And

22:06

it's only in these tiny areas that

22:08

humans have done this sort of

22:10

engineering where there were tribes, the

22:13

first one to come down the Amazon. He

22:14

mentioned that um there were tribes that

22:16

had sectioned off parts of the river and

22:19

they were growing the giant river

22:20

turtles and that was their prime source

22:22

of protein. So they figured out how to

22:24

get

22:24

>> giant river turtle.

22:25

>> Oh, tremendous. They're like three or

22:27

four feet across from the carropus.

22:29

>> Show me a giant river turtle, Jamie. Oh,

22:31

they're huge.

22:32

>> They're monstrous. Absolutely. We We

22:34

don't have them

22:35

>> sea turtles. Like those sea turtle sea

22:37

turtles sea turtle size. They're huge.

22:39

They're absolutely monstrous.

22:41

>> And then we found fossil there. We're on

22:43

a beach. We found fossils of an 8 foot

22:45

river turtle. Yeah. But see like that.

22:47

>> Okay. So, just like the ones you find in

22:49

Hawaii, those sea turtles are like if

22:51

you go to the Big Island, you could swim

22:53

with them. It's pretty dope.

22:54

>> Yeah. These guys don't have flippers,

22:56

though. They still have They still have

22:58

claws. I mean, those are monster

23:00

turtles. And that is

23:01

>> and so

23:02

>> and so they were growing them, farming

23:04

them for

23:04

>> they were farming them. And so in areas

23:06

like that, you're going to see

23:07

agriculture, you're going to see

23:09

pottery, you're going to see terror

23:11

praa, you're going to see things where

23:12

there was a small civilization by the

23:14

edge of the river. And then in the other

23:16

98% of the Amazon, no one's ever been

23:19

there.

23:19

>> Have you had sea turtle before? Have you

23:21

this kind of turtle? Whatever it is,

23:22

have you eaten it yet?

23:23

>> Oh, sea turtle. No, this turtle. Yeah,

23:26

>> absolutely.

23:27

>> What is it like? Uh uh uh it's kind of

23:30

slimy. It's not like anything. It's very

23:32

strange because you they cook it and

23:34

just you know everyone everyone always

23:35

how could you be a conservationist and

23:37

eat the animal because when you go to

23:38

someone's house and they live on the

23:39

side of a river and they go we're having

23:41

dinner. That's what they're serving.

23:43

>> You got to eat with them. Yeah.

23:44

>> I wouldn't do that, man. You're ruining

23:46

>> How could you? Let me throw paint on it.

23:49

[laughter]

23:50

>> Let me glue myself to the shell.

23:51

>> Yes. That's what I'm going to do next

23:52

time. Um, and I showed you that video

23:55

where I'm sharing the monkey head with

23:57

the girl and I was like, "I was

23:58

babysitting a six-year-old and she was

24:00

like, "It's lunchtime." And I was like,

24:01

"Well, what did your parents leave you

24:02

for lunch?" And she like opens this pot

24:04

and pulls out a monkey head and she was

24:05

like, "This." So, we put it on the fire,

24:07

warmed it up. And then we both sat there

24:09

just like rip I would like rip off a

24:11

piece for her cuz I was stronger and

24:13

give it to her. And then she was like,

24:14

"No, no, no. I want the ear." And she

24:15

like she would rip off the ear.

24:17

>> Like we just sat there eating a monkey

24:18

face. And

24:19

>> so the turtle they cook it in the shell.

24:21

They'll just like, you know, they'll

24:22

just like slit its throat, throw it on

24:24

the fire, and so it cooks in the shell.

24:26

Then they part the shell and then you

24:28

kind of just like, it's like a

24:29

slowcooked like when the meat falls off

24:31

the bone.

24:31

>> Oh wow.

24:32

>> You just throw a little salt on there

24:34

>> and it's kind of how do they get their

24:35

salt?

24:36

>> So that's something they trade.

24:37

>> They trade for it. They trade for I mean

24:38

the people I'm dealing with have access

24:40

to the outside. Even the really remote

24:42

communities that are two days up river,

24:44

they they they trade with the outside

24:47

world. They have some

24:48

>> interaction with money. And so that's

24:50

one of the things that we're doing as an

24:52

organization is saying, "Okay, what do

24:53

you want your future to look like?"

24:55

Because right now you have a couple

24:56

shotguns, you got a couple chainsaws,

24:58

you got a couple boats, and those things

25:01

make you want money, but you also want

25:03

to eat fish out of the river every day,

25:04

>> right?

25:05

>> You also want to eat monkeys every day.

25:07

And then these are your staples. And

25:09

they're like, you know, if if if you cut

25:11

down more of these trees, there will be

25:13

less monkeys. If you shoot too many,

25:15

like, it's not like they have deer tags

25:16

where it's like a monitored thing. They

25:18

just they they're not understanding

25:20

this. You know, when it was a bow and

25:21

arrow, it was kind of a fair game,

25:22

>> right?

25:23

>> Now, the shotgun, it's like you can go

25:25

shoot whatever you want.

25:26

>> Yeah. Every time you point at a monkey,

25:27

it's dead. Yes. It's not a tricky hunt.

25:30

>> And so, we're work these guys are, you

25:31

know, working with us as rangers and

25:32

we're building this developing this

25:35

relationship with the local communities

25:37

of saying, "How do you do you want to

25:39

continue living this way? Do you want

25:41

your kids to live this way?" And the

25:42

answer usually is yes, but with better

25:45

health and education. M so we want

25:47

>> so yes but that's so they like that way

25:51

of life they want they want to continue

25:53

that way of life

25:54

>> because it's the only thing they've

25:55

known I mean has have any of these

25:57

people ever gone to like any of these

26:00

other cities that are fairly close or

26:02

that they could reach and and seeing

26:04

what that life is like. Yeah, we bought

26:06

we brought one of the communities. They

26:08

were having trouble with the Peruvian

26:09

government getting recognized as an

26:11

indigenous community and they were

26:13

having this trouble for 15 years and we

26:15

we used you know now we have lawyers and

26:17

and people and we have an office and all

26:19

this stuff in Peru and so we we went and

26:21

sat down with them. We said, "Okay, why

26:22

are you having this trouble? I mean, you

26:23

clearly are an indigenous community.

26:25

What's what's the holdup?" And the

26:27

holdup was that it takes two days for

26:29

them to get to the nearest town. When

26:31

they get to the nearest town, they're

26:34

scared of the traffic. They have no idea

26:35

what to do with paperwork. They have to

26:37

sit in an office. I mean, these are

26:38

people they're like putting their bows

26:39

and arrows and guns down and walking

26:41

into an office and sitting there in the

26:43

air conditioning and they're like,

26:44

"Next." And they're like, "Sit." And

26:45

they're like, "Do you have form like

26:46

I227B?" And they're like, "I

26:50

like what's your social security

26:51

number?" And they're like, "Ah." And

26:53

they're, you know, they got some like

26:55

fish shells and they're you.

26:56

[clears throat]

26:56

>> Um, and so what we realized was that

26:58

they were just having trouble with the

27:00

administrative part. And so we put our

27:01

lawyers on it and we got them their

27:04

indigenous titled land. And so now no

27:06

one can take that away from them. And so

27:08

for that we brought them all to the

27:09

city. We had a big conference and we had

27:12

a big celebration about it and they were

27:13

all had the feathers on their head and

27:14

they were all celebrating and now

27:16

they're safe.

27:17

>> Do they get is there any push back? Like

27:19

is there any like political influence by

27:22

the whatever it is miners, ranchers,

27:25

anyone who tries to stop that from

27:27

happening, bribe people to try to take

27:29

over the land of these people.

27:31

Absolutely. I mean the Amazon is a war

27:33

zone of of influence. And so you have I

27:36

mean the the miners if anybody tries to

27:38

protest the gold mining they kill you.

27:41

So, one of the lawyers that I was

27:42

working with, his father had come out

27:44

and said, "Look, as a local Peruvian

27:47

person in the jungle, I want this to

27:48

stop. They can't. They're destroying

27:51

There's a Jamie, there's a a a photo in

27:53

the folder that says I think it says

27:55

sandstorm or something, but it's just

27:58

it's not even again deserts are actually

28:00

ecosystems. This is a wasteland. They've

28:02

they've destroyed hundreds of thousands

28:04

of acres in the Peruvian Amazon. You can

28:06

see it from space. It's this horrible

28:08

scar. and they've cut the trees, burned

28:10

the forest, and then they've sucked the

28:12

land up, and then they they take the

28:15

bottom of the sediment and they use

28:17

mercury to bind the gold out of the

28:18

sediment. And then they burn the mercury

28:21

off the gold, releasing it into the air.

28:23

>> Oh, great.

28:24

>> Oh, yeah. So that then in the rain it

28:26

comes down as mercury rain, which gets

28:27

into the fish, which gets into the

28:29

people.

28:29

>> And then also the miners must be getting

28:32

mercury poisoning. The miners all have

28:33

mercury poisoning, birth defects,

28:36

>> health problems, respiratory issues.

28:38

>> I mean, it's

28:40

>> Yeah, that's some of the fires.

28:42

>> Um, that's that's that is me. That is me

28:45

running out there with

28:46

>> you right there.

28:48

>> Yeah. I mean, as soon as we see forest

28:49

burning, we we we run towards it.

28:52

>> And it rains there a lot, right? So,

28:54

like, how long does this forest fire

28:56

last? Well, they do it in September when

28:58

the So, like it's like July through

29:01

September when the forest is at its

29:02

driest. They come in and they cut the

29:05

forest and they leave it down.

29:06

>> What was that picture you just showed

29:07

me, Jim?

29:08

>> That's a horrible picture.

29:09

>> Was that animals burned alive on a tree?

29:11

>> Two baby jaguars that were burned alive.

29:13

>> Oh god.

29:14

>> Yeah. And so people

29:15

>> and they just stuck on the tree. Burned

29:17

alive. That's crazy.

29:19

>> People talk about, you know, we're

29:20

losing ecosystems. And it's like it's

29:22

not just about us. These animals live

29:24

there. They have nowhere else to go. Oh,

29:26

and so there's massive individual

29:27

suffering for I mean there's millions of

29:29

animals on a single tree. And so then

29:31

when you have this these these fires

29:33

where they cut the forest and just burn

29:35

everything. This I mean those trees

29:37

would have been filled with monkeys and

29:39

birds and and and and the snakes, you

29:42

know, they they get scared. They burrow

29:43

deeper into their hole and then then it

29:45

burns.

29:46

>> And so this is all for gold mining.

29:49

>> This was this was for cattle ranching.

29:51

one. This was invaders on our river that

29:54

come in from other places. They would

29:56

they set up cows. They set up papaya.

29:59

And I mean, this is what it's supposed

30:00

to look like. It's supposed to be this

30:01

lush, verdant, ancient rainforest

30:04

filled with wildlife. I mean, the

30:06

cacophony of sound when you when you're

30:09

when you're going to sleep in your tent

30:10

at night and you're out in a place like

30:12

that, it's just this throbbing, pulsing

30:14

symphony. It's incredible. The magic of

30:17

that place of real wilderness

30:19

>> is wild. I mean, this is place that that

30:21

particular shot was it's we had to go

30:23

for days to reach that spot. You know,

30:25

all day on the river camp, all day on

30:27

the river camp, you know, you're going

30:28

up rapids, you're going up the

30:30

waterfalls to get to these places that

30:32

nobody can go. And there's a there's an

30:34

example of it's that was a specifically

30:37

a location where they've studied and

30:39

they've found that there's never been a

30:40

human settlement there. It's just a

30:41

corner of the Amazon ever.

30:43

>> Have they done liar in these areas where

30:45

they say that people?

30:46

>> I don't I don't know for sure.

30:47

>> That's where it gets weird, right?

30:48

Because like they've done LAR on some of

30:50

these places that were like very lush

30:52

and tropical and then they find these

30:54

structures underneath it. You find

30:56

>> these areas that clearly had, you know,

31:00

some sort of pathways and like geometric

31:04

patterns that indicate foundations of

31:06

buildings.

31:07

>> Yeah. No, I mean those those are there.

31:08

I just think that right now the problem

31:10

is that it's getting grossly overstated

31:12

how much of the Amazon if you take it

31:14

take it as a football field and you go

31:15

man I thought it was only in this much

31:17

of the football field you know in a few

31:19

inches of it and then you find out

31:21

there's actually 10 ft of the football

31:23

field that was there still the rest of

31:25

the football field is still wild

31:27

>> right

31:28

>> and so what I think that's the the

31:29

message that's getting lost is they're

31:31

going there's a lot more here than we

31:32

thought that doesn't mean the whole

31:34

thing

31:34

>> I watched a documentary once on this guy

31:36

was losing his mind he was a scientist

31:38

who was a biologist who's convinced that

31:40

the giant sloth still existed

31:43

>> in the Amazon and they couldn't find it

31:46

>> and that these people who lived there

31:49

were telling him, "We see them. We know

31:50

what they are. We have a name for them."

31:52

>> And this guy had been there for years

31:54

and he was losing his mind because he

31:55

couldn't find it. And he sort of staked

31:57

his academic reputation on the idea that

32:00

this sloth existed.

32:02

>> Couldn't find anything. But it doesn't

32:04

mean it's not there. It doesn't mean

32:05

it's not there

32:05

>> because there's so much.

32:08

>> There's so much and the the locals are

32:10

never wrong.

32:11

>> Like imagine if you were looking for a

32:13

coyote and you had to look through the

32:15

entire like there was a thousand coyotes

32:17

in the center of the United States and

32:19

you started in Pennsylvania and you were

32:22

hiking your way like I don't see any

32:23

[ __ ] coyotes but there's a thousand

32:26

of them that are in North Dakota and

32:28

you've got to find this like that's

32:30

essentially

32:31

>> that's a great way of thinking of it. I

32:32

It's the same thing with rattlesnakes.

32:34

When I was a teenager, I was exploring

32:36

the mountains of of New York and I was

32:39

going, "It says there's rattlesnakes

32:41

here." So, I was just walking around

32:42

finding every kind of snake. I be like,

32:44

"Well, where are the rattlesnakes?" And

32:46

you don't realize the wildlife occurs in

32:48

populations. And so, the rattlesnakes

32:49

were all near rattlesnake dens.

32:51

>> And so, then I started making friends

32:53

with other guys that were into snakes.

32:54

And they're like, "Yeah, we know where

32:55

they are. It's only, you see that

32:56

mountain right there? It's like it's on

32:57

the side of that. go to that in the

33:00

morning when there's sun and you'll see

33:02

them basking. It's like you got to go to

33:03

where they live,

33:04

>> right? And you have to talk to the

33:06

people that actually know. Well, this

33:08

guy was trying to do that, but you there

33:10

was this this one scene of exasperation

33:13

where he was like sitting down saying,

33:14

"Did I stake my entire reputation on

33:17

horseshit?" You know,

33:18

>> did he did he

33:19

>> buddy? Did you have to pee? He keeps

33:21

getting up, which is unusual for him.

33:23

Can you tell Jeff to come uh and get

33:25

him? See if he can He might have to pee.

33:28

He's generally he he's happy to chill.

33:31

>> Yeah. He'll just lay.

33:32

>> He keeps getting up and he's huffing.

33:33

Yeah. Which is like he communicates that

33:35

way. Like when he wants to eat, he comes

33:37

up to me and he huffs. You know,

33:39

>> my buddy's the best. He's the best.

33:43

>> No, but I think that that's that's

33:44

that's the truth is that it's it's

33:46

people think it's like you can just go

33:49

find this stuff and it's that the the

33:51

secrets in this world are hidden for a

33:53

reason. And even if there is a tribe

33:55

that knows about the giant ground

33:57

sloths,

33:58

>> they're not going to tell us,

33:59

>> right?

34:00

>> They're not going to tell someone from

34:01

the outside. So it might be like one one

34:04

valley between two mountains where

34:06

there's still a population.

34:07

>> Go to the bathroom and bring them back

34:08

in here. [snorts]

34:09

>> I'm pretty sure he has to go.

34:11

>> Thanks, Jeff.

34:13

Um

34:14

>> I wouldn't, you know,

34:14

>> I mean, there's got to be a bunch. Well,

34:16

there there's so many plants that they

34:18

find there that this is an interesting

34:20

statistic. um find out what percentage

34:23

of pharmaceutical drugs the compounds

34:26

emanate from the Amazon.

34:28

>> It's an enormous percentage.

34:30

>> Yeah. Yeah. A lot of the base drugs

34:32

quinine came from the Amazon. The first

34:33

cure for malaria. I know. Captipril,

34:36

which was a blood pressure medication,

34:38

came from Bushmaster Venom. That was in

34:40

the '9s. There's There's so much. I

34:42

mean, I just got whacked by a stingray

34:44

hard.

34:45

>> I saw that. It got your foot right.

34:47

>> It was brutal.

34:48

>> What was that like? What happened?

34:49

>> It was brutal. I mean that in

34:51

>> Bro, you've been hit by everything.

34:52

>> I I had to [laughter] dude I I my body

34:55

is a Jackson Pollock painting of scars.

34:57

>> Do you Do you ever get checked for

34:58

parasites? Because you must have all of

35:00

them.

35:00

>> I do. I have.

35:00

>> Estimates typ typically say that about

35:03

25% of modern pharmaceutical drugs are

35:06

derived from rainforest plants. And many

35:10

of the of those known examples come from

35:12

the Amazon. But there's no precise

35:14

peer-reviewed percentage

35:15

>> just for the Amazon [clears throat]

35:16

alone. Um most popular figures you see

35:19

like 25% of medicines come from the

35:21

Amazon actually refer to all tropical

35:23

rainforest not specifically the Amazon.

35:25

But the the thing is like how much of

35:28

the Amazon has not been explored and how

35:30

many potential pharmaceutical drugs or

35:33

you know here's that's the term right

35:35

pharmaceutical drugs. What about natural

35:37

remedies exist in the Amazon that aren't

35:40

you don't need to patent them and sell

35:42

them at a [ __ ] pharmacy.

35:45

Yeah. I mean, look, so we have, you

35:47

know, we have we have Neosporin. You get

35:50

a cut, it looks a little infected, you

35:51

put Neosporin on it.

35:52

>> It might work. Down there, we have a

35:54

tree that you we we tested this and it

35:57

it murders bacteria. It's like a hundred

35:59

times more potent than Neosporin.

36:02

>> What's it called?

36:02

>> The Sre Drago. It's not even a big

36:05

secret. Like people know about this.

36:07

Every time I post about it, everyone's

36:08

like, "Yeah, we know about that. We use

36:10

it." No, but but no one's ever turned it

36:12

into a

36:12

>> Can it grow in Austin?

36:14

>> Probably.

36:14

>> Can I get some sandre? How do you say

36:15

it?

36:16

>> Sandre Drago. The dragon.

36:17

>> Sandre Drago.

36:19

>> Sangre Drago.

36:20

>> Sangre Drago.

36:21

>> Yes. Dragons.

36:22

>> I'm watching Game of Thrones again. That

36:24

sounds like something Kesi would say.

36:25

[laughter]

36:27

>> The mother of dragons. Um

36:30

>> I mean, and uh by the way, Cal Drago

36:32

could have used that as he died of an

36:34

>> I mean, right, the thing that took him

36:35

down.

36:36

>> That didn't make any sense to me. I

36:37

thought that was a plot hole. There it

36:38

is. Dragon's Blood Srago.

36:42

>> Wow.

36:42

>> But is it good? Is it Is it sourced?

36:44

Well,

36:45

>> right. It's probably made by some

36:46

[ __ ] It's probably like 1%. The rest

36:48

of it's corn syrup

36:49

>> cuz we just go we just hit the tree with

36:51

the machete and then you have a spoon

36:53

and then you put it on your thing. And

36:55

actually exactly that. When I saw that,

36:57

I thought the opposite. I was like, "Oh,

36:58

this great warrior." I was like, "That's

36:59

such a great plot twist that just a nick

37:02

killed him." I mean, I just had a staff

37:04

infection in my leg

37:06

>> from one mosquito bite that just got

37:08

itchy and then it spread and it spread

37:10

and it spread until I had to be on

37:12

double antibiotics. They cultured it and

37:14

it was MRSA

37:15

>> and it's like I would die

37:17

>> in the Amazon.

37:18

>> Well, I got MRSA years ago at um I had

37:23

deni and I had gone to a to a clinic in

37:25

the city which MRSA usually lives like

37:27

in like in the hospitals in the human

37:28

areas,

37:29

>> right? Because it's a medication

37:31

resistant staff infection. And that's

37:32

that's what MRSA stands for, right?

37:34

>> Yep. And so I had gotten it and so I

37:36

have a tendency now I've been a little

37:38

bit compromised in terms of infections

37:40

cuz living 20 years in the jungle and uh

37:44

so I had already gotten it. So chances

37:45

are that's what it doesn't exist. And

37:47

that's the thing you see in the in the

37:49

wild jungle you don't have malaria, you

37:51

don't have rabies, you don't have deni

37:53

because the human population is so low

37:55

that it doesn't spread. A mosquito bites

37:57

you here, the next person that's going

38:00

to bite is me or Jamie. Mosquito bites

38:03

me in the city and then I go out into

38:04

the rainforest, there's no one else for

38:06

it to bite. It's going to bite a an

38:07

anteater,

38:08

>> right?

38:08

>> And so it's not going to spread like

38:10

that. Whereas if we have a town of

38:11

loggers, that's why when you go to these

38:13

like logging and mining camps, the

38:14

diseases,

38:16

>> they're just I mean there's this thing

38:18

called this type of flea called a [ __ ]

38:19

that go burrows into your feet and lays

38:22

eggs. There's lemon manasis, there's

38:24

malaria, deni, um what's the the bird

38:27

zika virus? There's all these crazy

38:30

things, but we don't have that out in

38:31

the jungle because I mean the the

38:33

ecosystem, the frogs eat most of the the

38:36

the mosquito larvae. The mosquito larvae

38:40

like like bomeilad cups or puddles.

38:42

Well, burmilad cups and puddles are

38:44

filled with tadpoles. And then of course

38:47

there's turtles in the puddles eating

38:48

the tadpoles and then there's other

38:49

things eating the turtles. Everything's

38:50

eating everything. ecosystem ecosystem

38:53

regulates it. When you ruin that, so

38:55

then you cut down the forest. Now you

38:56

have puddles

38:57

>> sitting in the sun and they're all

38:58

twitching with mosquito larvae. So you

39:00

have tons of mosquitoes.

39:02

>> And so that's how nature they say, you

39:04

know, mangrove forests will stop

39:06

tsunamis from destroying a town because

39:09

they'll stop the the rush of the water.

39:11

Well, forests will keep you safe by not

39:13

only producing rainfall that'll come

39:15

down on your crops, but also making sure

39:17

that the ecosystem is not out of balance

39:19

so you're not covered in mosquitoes and

39:20

parasites. When I uh lived in LA, I

39:24

moved into a house in Inino that I was

39:25

renting and the no one had lived there

39:28

in quite a while. And they had left the

39:29

water in the pool and uh when I was

39:32

going out to look at the pool, the pool

39:34

was completely green and there was

39:36

things swimming in it like

39:39

>> I mean like school swimming. And I go,

39:42

"What is that?" And the guy goes,

39:43

"That's mosquito larva." I was like

39:46

>> I'm like, "No way." And he's like,

39:48

"Yeah, we have to kill them. We have to

39:50

drain the pool. And we like I I was just

39:52

thinking about how many times I was

39:54

going to get bit once these things

39:56

hatched. It was crazy. Like it was like

39:58

watching little fish swim around. Little

40:00

hatchlings.

40:01

>> Yep. And then thank God for dragonflies

40:02

cuz they'll lay they'll lay their their

40:04

young in the same thing. And dragonfly

40:06

larvae will go murk those things.

40:07

They're savage. And then you get

40:09

tadpoles.

40:10

>> Um

40:10

>> the wild kingdom right in your pool.

40:12

>> Right in your pool. Right in your little

40:13

cup. But but when I got stung by the

40:15

stingray, it was crazy because so the

40:17

the I had been walking. back, buddy.

40:19

>> I've been walking with shoes in this

40:21

stream. I took my shoes off cuz I was

40:22

like, "Oh, I'm at a waterfall. I know

40:24

this waterfall. I love this waterfall."

40:26

Playing in the waterfall. And man, it's

40:27

the one thing. Bullet ants, Cayman

40:30

bites, snake bites. I've had it all. The

40:32

stingray bite was the one thing.

40:33

>> Worse than bullet ants?

40:35

>> A 100 thousand times worse.

40:37

>> Really?

40:38

>> Yes. And I'd seen one guy get get stung

40:40

by a stingray. And he had nerve damage,

40:42

a a systemic infection up his leg and

40:45

his whole body. And he didn't walk for

40:46

months. So when I got hit, I felt, this

40:49

is what I felt. I felt in a the flash of

40:52

a second, I felt the stingray barb go

40:54

into my foot and it wagged its tail

40:56

under my skin. So it flayed the skin off

40:59

the arch of my foot and came out.

41:03

>> And it has venom.

41:04

>> Yeah.

41:05

>> So there all the skin is

41:07

>> Oh man, that is nasty.

41:10

>> You put the skin of the dragon or

41:12

whatever the hell it is

41:13

>> better. So I I I I I I sat and of course

41:15

my first thing was I was like, "Okay, I

41:17

got to document this."

41:18

>> I'm unconscious. I'm unconscious at this

41:20

point.

41:20

>> You're in that much pain.

41:22

>> Yes. I was blacking out.

41:22

>> I was freaking out. He's like, "What is

41:24

that?"

41:24

>> Yeah. I mean, I was literally I knew I

41:26

knew people were filming and I was like,

41:27

I didn't, you know, you want to be

41:28

tough. You want to be like, "All right,

41:30

I just got bit by a stingray. It's going

41:31

to be fine." I was not tough.

41:33

>> You It says, "I don't remember any of

41:35

this."

41:35

>> Yeah. So that that first thing right

41:36

there, I started taking the video and my

41:38

friend comes up to me and he was like,

41:39

"Hey, man." He's like, "We got to you

41:41

got to stop." He's like, "Because in a

41:42

minute you're going to go under." And I

41:44

was like, "What do you mean I'm going to

41:45

go under?" And he's like, "Once the

41:46

venom hits your system," he's he goes,

41:48

"You're not going to be able to walk and

41:50

we're we're still a few miles from the

41:51

river." And he's like, "We got to get

41:53

you to the boat and we can't carry you."

41:55

>> Whoa.

41:56

>> And so they got me back to the station.

41:58

I don't remember any of it. They had me

42:00

laying on my back and I was in so much

42:02

pain I couldn't put my foot down. I

42:03

mean, I was making deals with God. I was

42:04

going, "If I if you if you just make the

42:06

pain go away," I was like, "I'll go to

42:08

church every day." I was like, "I'll

42:09

never smoke a cigarette again."

42:10

>> On your foot.

42:11

So that's the plant medicine. That's

42:12

where I'm going with this.

42:13

>> Smoke a cigarette every day. That's

42:14

funny.

42:16

>> They that that pack there, they went to

42:19

two different trees and they removed

42:21

compounds from the tree. One was the

42:23

bark and one was the fiber and they put

42:24

it into a leaf pack and they cook it on

42:27

a pan and they heat it and it makes this

42:29

plant pus and they put this boiling hot

42:32

piece of plant material. It's like a

42:33

It's like a fishcake and they put it

42:35

against the wound and even that burned

42:37

but it felt better than the than the

42:38

venom and it starts to suck out the

42:41

venom. And so when they took it off my

42:43

foot after like this is this is them

42:45

getting the getting the plant material

42:47

where they know the medicines and that's

42:48

been handed down through the

42:50

generations.

42:51

>> So they're just shaving it off with a

42:52

knife.

42:53

>> Yes. You see this few different colors

42:54

>> cake of all this stuff.

42:56

>> Uhhuh.

42:57

>> Wow.

42:57

>> And then they heat that up until it's

42:59

scalding. Press it against your foot.

43:01

And you've been in the Amazon for a long

43:02

time. Is this is the first time that's

43:04

ever happened to you? You've been stung

43:05

by a stingray.

43:06

>> This is the first time.

43:07

>> Now, how does it happen? You just you

43:09

step in the wrong place.

43:10

>> JJ's nephew. So, he knows he's got the

43:12

indigenous training. He knew exactly

43:14

what to do.

43:15

>> Wow.

43:16

>> Yeah. And so, that's all the venom. So,

43:18

now it pulls that black stuff is all the

43:20

all the the the denatured blood that

43:23

came out of my foot. And so, for about

43:24

four hours, I was in this state of just

43:26

level 10 pain. Just white hot pain. I

43:29

couldn't talk to anybody. I couldn't do

43:30

anything. People were coming to me and

43:32

they were like, "What can we do?" And I

43:33

was like, "Just leave me alone." I was

43:34

like, "I don't want you to look at my

43:35

face. You know, I was coming in and

43:37

out." And then and then by nighttime

43:40

it had it had gotten this was at night

43:42

where I was like, "Okay." The pain had

43:43

subsided, but I didn't get nerve damage

43:46

and I didn't get a huge infection

43:47

because they had this indigenous plant

43:49

medicine to save me.

43:50

>> Wow.

43:51

>> The last guy that I knew that got it,

43:53

he'd went straight to the hospital and

43:54

they had no idea how to deal with it.

43:55

The locals know how to deal with this

43:57

stuff.

43:58

>> Wow.

43:58

>> Look at that. That's crazy.

44:00

>> That's tree medicine.

44:01

>> That's crazy. So, what happens? You just

44:04

stepped in the wrong spot. That's all it

44:06

is.

44:06

>> I mean, I've stepped on stingrays before

44:08

and you feel them flutter and I one time

44:09

I even felt the barb go like past my

44:11

foot, but it didn't penetrate. I do not

44:15

know how. I mean, it must have been a

44:16

small one or something, but it it just

44:18

right up through the through the arch of

44:20

my foot. And what's funny is that just

44:22

>> I would never walk barefoot ever. Well,

44:24

I walk barefoot all the time, but but

44:26

but just days before, not days before

44:28

that, about a month before that, I'd

44:29

fallen off of something like a 50 or 60

44:32

foot cliff and just rolled down and

44:34

bruised ribs and gotten all banged up.

44:36

I'd climbed up this cliff thinking I

44:38

could I was like, I see this route up

44:39

there. I can get up to the top. And at

44:41

the top, my strength just ran out and my

44:44

feet were pedaling and I had no footooth

44:46

holes. And I just went tumbling down

44:47

this thing. And I just went, you know

44:49

what? I said, I've had infections. I've

44:51

had crocodile bites. I've had I've had

44:53

deni. I said I'm I got a week left in

44:56

the Amazon. I'd been in the Amazon for 6

44:58

months and I was like I'm doing nothing

45:00

dangerous. No tree climbing, no anaconda

45:02

hunting, no croc diving, none of that

45:04

stuff

45:04

>> and I was just swimming in a waterfall

45:06

and bam

45:08

>> just just took me out of the game. That

45:11

was actually in April. I waited to post

45:12

it until now. But everyone's everyone's

45:14

messaging me going, "How's your foot?"

45:15

And I'm like, "It was months ago." But I

45:16

was like, "It is better."

45:18

>> How long did it take before it was

45:19

better?

45:20

>> Honestly, two days. I was on my feet in

45:21

two days. It was fine. Yeah.

45:23

>> And if you went to the hospital,

45:25

>> I did not go to the hospital.

45:26

>> But if you did go to the hospital,

45:27

>> I mean, the guy that the guy that went

45:29

to the hospital didn't walk for two

45:32

months, had the necrosis, and and had a

45:34

huge infection that he had to go get

45:36

treatments for. I mean, he went back to

45:38

his home country and had to continue

45:40

being treated for months. I felt

45:41

terrible. And him, too, watching

45:43

watching someone roll back and forth in

45:45

that type of agonizing pain, like

45:47

braveheart pain, like when they're just

45:49

like opening him up.

45:51

I mean, I just didn't know there was

45:52

pain like that, you know? I mean, I've

45:54

I've I've ripped open every part of my

45:55

body and and I I I just this was it's

45:58

from the inside and it's pulsating and

46:00

you just go the other thing is you go,

46:02

how much how much of my year did I just

46:04

miss? You know, am I going to It's like

46:07

the the one time I almost chopped my

46:08

knee. Uh I almost cut the tendon that

46:10

holds your kneecap on and I was just

46:12

like, man, did I just take myself out of

46:13

the game for a year? You know, just like

46:16

come on. And so when that happened, I

46:18

was like, this is going to be so bad.

46:20

And meanwhile, a couple days later, you

46:21

walk around because they understood the

46:23

medicine.

46:23

>> The local guys know. Yeah.

46:24

>> Wow.

46:25

>> That was awesome.

46:26

>> Did you ask them how they know this

46:27

stuff?

46:28

>> Yeah. Their father taught them and their

46:31

mother taught them and their

46:33

grandparents know. And so that's the

46:35

thing with knowledge, indigenous

46:37

knowledge all over the world. If you if

46:39

you listen to authors like Wade Davis

46:41

who writes a lot about indigenous

46:42

wisdom,

46:44

you know, this is stuff that's been one

46:45

at a time gleaned from nature. And you

46:47

know you you know better than most you

46:50

know you're living out there.

46:52

>> Who's the first person that figured out

46:53

Iawaska? You know if we take this and

46:55

this we take this vine and then we take

46:57

this and we boil them together. How many

46:59

trials and errors? How many dead guys

47:00

were there before one worked?

47:02

>> Right.

47:03

>> And what was the motivation?

47:04

>> And what was the motivation?

47:06

>> They said the jungle taught them how to

47:07

do it.

47:08

>> They did. this the the prevailing thing

47:10

is that science and and sort of uh the

47:13

like the statistics of of trial and

47:15

error are incomprehensible given 40,000

47:18

plant species and all the different

47:20

flowering and orchids and trees and so

47:23

it would take millennia if it if you did

47:25

trial and error.

47:26

>> Yeah.

47:27

>> And the cost to human life to any

47:28

civilization would make it too high. And

47:30

so when they say that the gods gave us

47:32

Iawaska,

47:35

that's the prevailing best thing we got

47:37

is that it's a link between our world

47:39

and the spirit world that the jungle

47:41

gave us.

47:42

>> Right. And and the you know the other

47:44

thing is like how much of our senses

47:47

have atrophied by modern civilization?

47:50

Yeah.

47:50

>> Like what kind of communication do you

47:53

actually get from the forest? Like is

47:55

there is it instincts, intuition? Are

47:59

there senses? Does is there a feeling

48:01

that you get where you get an

48:03

understanding of combining two things

48:05

because the jungle's actually got a way

48:07

of communicating with you that's a

48:09

non-verbal way? [snorts] I think the the

48:11

jungle I mean I view it as almost a you

48:14

know it's like it's godlike. It's it's

48:16

almost like a a giant complex sentient

48:18

being. And so you if you listen to if

48:21

you watch, you know, if you walk the

48:22

jungle with JJ, an indigenous tracker,

48:25

he'll tell you, you listen to the birds,

48:26

they'll tell you how fast you're allowed

48:28

to walk.

48:30

>> What?

48:30

>> And what he what he means is you're

48:32

walking through the forest on a sunny

48:33

day, it's the afternoon, and everybody's

48:34

chirping and making tons of noise. And

48:36

all of a sudden, everything goes quiet.

48:39

>> And then you got to figure out, you

48:40

know, is that because there's a weather

48:42

system coming in and we're about to be

48:43

in a thunderstorm or is there a jaguar

48:45

right over there? And everything around

48:47

me knows. And it's like the the the

48:49

birds are the messengers of the forest.

48:51

And so you even that you start to become

48:53

attuned to the frequency of the forest.

48:55

And I notice when I bring people in

48:57

that, you know, have never been in the

48:59

wild before, they they walk loud.

49:01

They're talking the whole time. They're

49:02

not paying attention to that sort of

49:04

>> right,

49:04

>> you know, holistic view of where you

49:06

are.

49:07

>> You know, modern [clears throat]

49:08

civilized life has made us so clunky

49:11

when it comes to the woods.

49:12

>> Yeah. You know, just when I take people

49:15

in the woods of people have never hunted

49:17

before, they're stepping on branches.

49:18

Snap.

49:19

>> Snap.

49:20

>> Kicking rocks over like talking loud.

49:23

>> My favorite is walking in front of you

49:24

and then when the stick snaps back like

49:26

having the sensitivity to like

49:27

>> they don't catch it. They don't catch

49:29

it. Like come on.

49:30

>> Just get smacked in the face. Thanks.

49:32

>> Well, it's just a lack of awareness, you

49:34

know? It's like if you've never been,

49:36

you don't understand. But I mean I would

49:38

imagine it's that times a million in the

49:40

Amazon and then all the different things

49:43

that are communicating. One of the

49:45

things that they found out with uh with

49:47

monkeys is that monkeys have some sort

49:51

of a language

49:52

>> where they can say a sound that means an

49:55

eagle is there.

49:56

>> Yes.

49:56

>> And that they will play tricks on other

49:59

monkeys so they can get to fruit. Yeah.

50:01

Yeah.

50:01

>> So they will say that an eagle is there

50:03

when an eagle's not there and then

50:06

they'll go and steal the fruit.

50:07

>> Yeah.

50:08

>> So they will lie about an eagle being

50:10

there and get access to fruit.

50:12

>> Lying monkeys does not surprise me. Um

50:14

it's African vervet monkeys that I that

50:17

I've read about that they have different

50:19

calls, different words for land

50:22

predator, lion, eagle, and they can

50:24

communicate these things. So I mean

50:25

they're speaking.

50:26

>> Yeah, they're speaking.

50:27

>> As are crows, I'm sure.

50:29

>> Oh god. Yes. Yeah. I mean, they're super

50:31

intelligent.

50:32

>> Yeah. Oh, I don't know how we pull this

50:34

up. I have it on YouTube, but there was

50:36

this thing where we were coming down

50:37

river. It was like 7:00 in the morning.

50:39

We've been up at our this is I

50:41

communication with monkeys theme. As as

50:43

we're coming down river, it's like 7:00

50:44

in the morning and I'm I'm always cold,

50:46

so I'm sitting on the boat and I'm cold.

50:47

I'm just like listening to music or

50:49

something. And JJ's like, "Look, look,

50:50

look." He's like, "There's a spider

50:51

monkey in the river." And I was like,

50:53

"There's always a you know, spider

50:55

monkeys cross rivers. That's okay." And

50:57

he's like, "No, no, no. The river's high

50:58

right now." And there's all these

50:59

whirlpools and currents and so yeah, I

51:01

jump into the river

51:03

>> to save the monkey

51:04

>> to save the monkey. She couldn't get to

51:05

the side. So I give her my paddle and

51:07

she looks at me and she goes, "No."

51:09

She's like, "I'm scared of you." And

51:10

then I spoke to her in spider monkey.

51:12

>> What did you say?

51:15

>> Like that.

51:15

>> Oh, she thinks you're going to eat her.

51:17

>> She thinks I'm going to eat her. But as

51:18

soon as I started going,

51:19

>> look, look, look. She's looking at me

51:21

cuz I'm making the sound. And all of a

51:23

sudden, she goes, "Wait, wait, wait. You

51:24

You speak me language."

51:26

>> Whoa. And then

51:28

>> do it like you would do it.

51:31

>> See, I'm making it right there. And

51:32

she's looking at me, talking right to

51:34

her. No, no, no, no, no. And then I'm

51:36

like, look, it's okay. And they like

51:37

their tail to be supported.

51:39

>> Wow. That's crazy, dude. She let you

51:42

hold on to her.

51:42

>> So now she's relaxed.

51:44

>> That's crazy, dude. You saved a monkey.

51:48

>> Only because I spoke her language and I

51:49

learned her language from some of the

51:51

orphans that I've rescued.

51:52

>> That's crazy, man. And then she she was

51:53

like, "Well, if you let Cuz I could have

51:55

grabbed her like, you know, like animal

51:56

control, like grabbed her by the neck."

51:57

And I was like, "You know what? Look,

51:58

she's looking at me cuz I keep talking

52:00

to her."

52:00

>> And then you got her over to the to the

52:02

shore.

52:02

>> Yeah. Got her over to the side. And she

52:04

kept looking at me like, "What is What

52:07

>> What happened when you put her down?"

52:08

>> I put her down. She ran away.

52:09

>> She just ran away.

52:10

>> Yeah. Yeah.

52:12

>> But not fast. She didn't run away like

52:14

she was in terror.

52:15

>> Yeah. Oh, yeah. that I when when I when

52:17

I first did I went

52:20

and she looked at me and she went she

52:22

looked at me and she like responded. She

52:23

was like what?

52:24

>> That's crazy.

52:25

>> You speak it. You know

52:26

>> that's crazy.

52:27

>> It was wild. And that's one of those

52:29

stories where if it wasn't on video and

52:30

I said I spoke to a spider monkey and

52:32

she responded. People be like [ __ ]

52:34

>> right? I saved a spider monkey like

52:35

[ __ ] that was your pet.

52:36

>> Yeah. Yeah.

52:37

>> That looked like a pet. That looked like

52:39

you had a relationship with it. Like as

52:40

you're holding on to the tail like it

52:42

knew you. when she was looking back, I

52:43

mean, she was like, "Hey, thanks for the

52:45

branch." You know, I was she because she

52:47

was drowning. We saw her head go under a

52:49

few times.

52:50

>> She was really struggling. She was

52:51

exhausted. And I know that the spider

52:54

monkey, their tail is their fifth limb.

52:56

They have this incredible finger pad

52:58

that's like 12 inches long.

52:59

>> And so it it just just wraps. They

53:02

always have their tail anchored on a

53:04

branch.

53:05

>> And so I I held her tail and I was like,

53:08

"I got you. Now hold on to the stick." I

53:10

was like explaining it to her.

53:12

And she's looking at me going, "How the

53:14

hell are you? That is so wild."

53:16

>> Yeah, it was it was really cool. That

53:18

was a I originally I was like JJ, I was

53:20

like, I don't want to get wet. She'll be

53:21

fine. He was like, "Go get it. Go catch

53:23

it." I was like, "Okay."

53:24

>> Wow. Meanwhile, you've eaten spider

53:26

monkey, haven't you?

53:27

>> Well, sure. [laughter]

53:30

>> That doesn't mean I don't want to save

53:31

him,

53:32

>> right? I would save a deer.

53:35

[snorts]

53:36

>> Deer, but it does it feel It must feel

53:38

really weird eating a primate.

53:41

I wish I could say it did. I don't care.

53:43

>> Really?

53:44

>> No. I mean, I' we've become very callous

53:46

to certain things, but I mean, when

53:47

people serve turtle now, I'm like, well,

53:49

which one is it? You know, it's like I

53:50

don't I don't really, you know, it's

53:52

like ribeye or t-bone. Like, what are we

53:54

what are we eating? It's like,

53:55

>> is turtle good? Like, would you like

53:56

order it at a restaurant?

53:57

>> All right. So, the problem is that

53:59

[snorts] the way they

54:01

cook it down there, these are people

54:02

that live handtomouth, right? And so,

54:06

when they cook a turtle, if you get

54:07

salt, you're lucky. It's not like

54:09

they're sprinkling some cilantro on it

54:11

and like marinating it. It's,

54:14

>> you know, so if you just like took a

54:15

chicken and threw it on a fire and then

54:17

like ate a piece of it, it's not great.

54:19

>> And so a lot of times that you eat this

54:21

this food way out there in the bush. I

54:24

mean, I've been there where they've shot

54:26

a spider monkey, grilled it up, and I've

54:27

been like, you know, I'll just eat rice.

54:29

And then I'm like, I'm going to be I'm

54:30

going to be tired tomorrow. There's no

54:32

pro. I haven't had protein in a week.

54:33

And I'm like, give me an arm. You know,

54:36

[laughter]

54:37

you just like eat the hand. And I'm

54:38

like, "All right." And it just tastes

54:40

awful. Just tastes like

54:41

>> My friend Steve Reanella, he was in the

54:43

Amazon with the Yanumame it was. And he

54:46

said that that's their preferred food

54:47

that they like that above everything.

54:49

>> Yeah. Yeah. And I And I see no I see no

54:53

conflict between,

54:54

>> you know, we're trying to protect the

54:55

ecosystem and save the monkeys and I

54:57

love the monkeys and I've rescued a lot

54:59

of them personally, but again, when

55:01

you're when you're in Rome,

55:03

>> right?

55:03

>> You know, if you don't eat with them,

55:05

they go that gringo. You know, they

55:06

think that they're Yeah. Whereas they're

55:08

like, "Oh, you're one of us,

55:09

>> right? You have to,

55:10

>> you know, you show them you know how."

55:12

>> Mhm.

55:12

>> You know, little little things or or

55:14

>> must be chewy as [ __ ] right?

55:16

>> No, it's it's kind of smooth. It's kind

55:17

of like if it's well cooked, it's kind

55:19

of like mutton.

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56:00

>> So, you have to slow cook it, long cook

56:02

it. Is that what it is? Ideally, yes.

56:04

But a lot of times it's just they they

56:06

tie it to a cross like it's little

56:07

monkey Jesus and they throw it on the

56:09

fire.

56:10

>> Yeah. I've when I saw them cook it, they

56:12

singed the outside. They singed all the

56:15

hair off and then they cooked it. I

56:17

think they cooked it inside banana. See

56:19

if you can find

56:20

>> Steve Ranella eats a monkey. [laughter]

56:27

Um I think they and then they boiled

56:30

some of it in like a soup. I don't enjoy

56:33

bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo

56:33

bo bo bo bo bo bo bo boiled meat. I'm

56:34

never excited by boiled meat.

56:36

>> But stew, right? Isn't stew beef barley

56:38

stew is good?

56:39

>> Yeah. I mean, if you

56:41

>> if you sear it first and then you I mean

56:44

it's kind of

56:44

>> if you sear it first, right? Cuz like

56:46

just boiled chicken to me. Just like you

56:48

think a white like

56:50

>> just eating it.

56:50

>> Yeah. So here he's just eating.

56:52

>> Yeah. See, like they're like having a

56:53

really good time.

56:54

>> Yeah. Initially he was like, I'm not

56:55

doing that. And then once they started

56:57

doing it was like okay. He said it's it

57:00

tasted like smoked turkey.

57:02

>> Yeah,

57:03

>> my boy Giannis. Yeah, it is. Uh it's

57:07

interesting because if you live there

57:08

like uh my friend David Cho, he was in

57:11

Africa and he hunted with the Hodza

57:14

>> and they eat baboons. And he said one of

57:17

the craziest things is when you hit the

57:18

baboon with an arrow, they grab it

57:21

>> like a person. Yeah.

57:22

>> Like if a person gets shot with an arrow

57:24

and he's like, "Dude, it's fucked."

57:26

>> Yikes.

57:27

>> Yeah. But that's what they eat. They

57:29

don't have a lot of food. And

57:31

>> you know, it's like you were saying also

57:34

when they don't have a sense of wildlife

57:36

conservation. It's not like, hey, we we

57:38

have an accurate assessment of how many

57:41

baboons are here or how many deer are

57:43

here or dikers or whatever the animal is

57:45

that they're hunting. They just eat

57:46

whatever they can. And sometimes they

57:48

eat them almost to extinction and then

57:50

they have to move on to baboons. And

57:51

baboons were like the only thing that

57:53

was left. And there's also like other

57:55

people have encroached in settlements

57:57

and you know [snorts]

57:58

>> that's the way my guys because we have a

58:00

lot of wildlife in our region and people

58:03

from other regions will come as loggers

58:04

and they'll go oh my god my dad told me

58:07

that it used to be like this where we

58:08

were

58:09

>> and now we have people from other

58:11

watersheds in the Amazon like you know

58:13

150 miles away coming to us and they're

58:15

going can you guys bring jungle keepers

58:16

over and they don't understand you know

58:18

we're killing ourselves just to protect

58:19

this river and they're going can you do

58:21

this where we are we have no more food

58:24

>> because they don't have any regulation

58:26

on this. And so what we're doing with

58:27

the tribes in our area is just teaching

58:29

this basic thing of like,

58:31

>> you know, don't hunt, you know, at these

58:33

times of year when they're having their

58:34

babies,

58:35

>> right?

58:36

>> Don't over hunt. Monitor how many

58:38

monkeys you're bringing into the into

58:39

the into the village. And so we're

58:41

trying to develop this with them where

58:43

if you're going to keep eating monkeys,

58:44

do it in a way that they keep being

58:46

monkeys,

58:46

>> especially once they've gotten firearms.

58:49

>> Especially once they've gotten firearms.

58:51

the the one of the older guys said to

58:53

me, he goes, "Man, it's so sad." He

58:54

goes, "We grew up." He goes, "You could

58:56

just pull fish out of the river and

58:58

there was monkeys in the trees and there

58:59

was turtles." He goes, "You could eat

59:00

whatever you wanted out of the forest."

59:01

He goes, "Now," he goes, "we're eating

59:02

sparrows."

59:04

>> And he was like, "We've just we've eaten

59:06

everything down to the smallest birds."

59:07

He was like, "It's just

59:09

>> destroyed." And it was where he is is

59:12

like something was like Cormick

59:13

McCarthy's nightmare. If Cormack

59:15

McCarthy was still alive, I would show

59:17

him the the the I went to a part of the

59:19

Amazon that that really no one goes to

59:22

up this horrible river and and the there

59:26

were recently contacted unconted people

59:30

just just this tribe that had just come

59:31

out of the forest. They still had their

59:32

bows and they had no idea. Me and JJ

59:35

went for like a 3-week expedition, plane

59:38

to plane to plane to three days on a

59:40

boat to two days on a boat to finally

59:42

reaching this last settlement. And the

59:45

missionaries had pulled this tribe out

59:46

of the forest. They had tricked him.

59:47

They said, "Just come with us for a

59:49

ride." They pulled him out, but then

59:50

they said, "Well, if you want to go

59:51

back, you got to pay for your gasoline."

59:53

And the tribe was like, "How do we pay

59:54

with what?" And they were like, "Money."

59:56

And the tribe was like, "What's that?

59:58

And where do we get it?" And so these

59:59

little people were standing, these were

60:00

not tall people like the Mashkapiro.

60:02

These were little tiny people. and they

60:04

were standing there with their bows. And

60:06

so we showed up with our tents and our

60:08

gear and we were trying to go up this

60:09

river in our boat and these little

60:10

people came up to us and they were like

60:12

they were making the gesture for food.

60:15

And so there's some loggers over there

60:17

and so JJ just didn't didn't think. And

60:20

he was like you want some food you got

60:21

to go pay for it. He was like money. And

60:23

you know he's through a guy he was

60:25

translating and these people are going

60:26

but we don't have any money. JJ took

60:27

some coins out of his pocket and was

60:29

like, "Just go buy some bread." And he

60:30

gave him some coins and they went and

60:31

they tried it and they got some bread

60:34

and then all of a sudden there was 50 of

60:37

them coming at us and they were

60:38

surrounding JJ and they were grabbing at

60:40

him and they were like, "He's the guy

60:41

with these tokens that allow us to eat

60:43

>> and we had to get out of there cuz it

60:45

was causing a problem." But

60:46

>> wow. But I mean, these people think they

60:48

they they're with their bows and arrows

60:50

and there's no more animals to hunt and

60:52

no one's going to give them money and

60:54

they live at the edge of the world

60:55

>> and they're probably tiny because they

60:56

don't have any protein.

60:57

>> Yeah.

60:58

>> Wow.

60:59

>> It was horrifying. It was one of the

61:01

worst things I've ever I've seen poverty

61:02

all over the world. This was uh again

61:07

>> a hunter gather with no food.

61:09

>> With no food and no way of getting back

61:11

to forest where they could be a

61:12

huntergatherer tribe. Now they were in

61:13

this in this wasteland where the loggers

61:16

and the gold miners and the oil

61:17

companies there was there was even there

61:19

was even a barge with oil and it was

61:21

like this is where the Amazon is being

61:22

eaten and it was out of sight. You have

61:25

to go for days just to get there.

61:26

There's no foreigners there. Actually,

61:28

they did say, we were talking to one

61:30

logger and he said it was, you know, a

61:32

few years ago. He goes, there was a we

61:33

saw some rafts coming down river and

61:35

then they stopped at this beach up river

61:37

and they they they made camp. And he's

61:39

like, so we all talked about it and we

61:41

said, well, we have a feeling they're

61:43

organ harvesters and they were scared of

61:46

these of these incomers, right?

61:48

>> Did the organ harvesters visit the

61:50

Amazon?

61:51

>> No. And so, but that's what they were.

61:53

They're sitting around the campfire and

61:54

someone was like, "What if they're organ

61:55

harvesters?"

61:56

Why would they think that?

61:57

>> I don't know.

61:58

>> But that must be a thing that gets

62:01

>> I don't know. But but the dude I was

62:03

sitting with told me he goes, "You know,

62:05

we got real scared sitting around the

62:06

campfire. Everyone was telling these

62:08

stories." And he's like, "So we figured

62:09

the safest thing would be to go kill

62:11

them." So they went and they killed

62:13

them. And they were a couple of European

62:16

like hikers on a mega expedition in the

62:18

Amazon. And they just got murdered by

62:20

the locals preemptively in case they

62:22

were dangerous.

62:23

>> Oh god.

62:23

>> And this dude was like, "Yeah, we [ __ ]

62:25

up.

62:26

Oh man.

62:26

>> And I'm talking to him. I was like, "So,

62:28

who did the

62:29

>> killing?" It was it, you know, I was

62:31

like, "Shit, man." But I mean, this

62:33

place was dark. You like, you know, I in

62:37

in the next book I write, I'm going to

62:39

have to do a deep dive into this one cuz

62:40

it was just it was it was heavy. And we

62:44

also we knew we for the first time, you

62:46

know, when you're in the jungle, we're

62:47

like we're safe. this place. It was like

62:49

people are looking at you and they're

62:50

like that's a jacket and a watch.

62:52

They're like a camera and a tent and a

62:54

pack. They're like you they're like if

62:56

we killed him we get all kinds of stuff.

62:58

They're looking at you like man that's a

62:59

that's a lot of opportunity. And you

63:01

could just see them being like well

63:02

let's separate him from the herd.

63:05

>> Oh

63:05

>> yeah. It was rough. It's like you think

63:07

like the cowboy days like when it was

63:08

really wild like blood meridian.

63:11

>> Well not only that it's probably a ton

63:12

of stories about people that have come

63:14

down and done horrible things. So it's

63:16

not like you're thinking like these are

63:17

wonderful people that come to give us

63:19

plantains.

63:20

>> No.

63:20

>> No. You're thinking these are the type

63:22

of people that would do horrible things

63:24

to us.

63:24

>> Yeah.

63:25

>> So we have an opportunity to get

63:26

something from them. And pure

63:28

desperation.

63:29

>> Pure desperation. And so like the the

63:32

communities that I've worked with in my

63:34

region of the Amazon, they're all, you

63:36

know, you show I've showed up on a pack

63:38

raft and been like, "Hey." And they're

63:39

like, "Where did you come from?" And I'm

63:41

like, "I'm just this foreigner who does

63:43

work here." here and I talked to them

63:44

and they're like, "Oh, camp here. You'll

63:46

be safe. They're really nice. They're

63:48

caring. They're families." This place

63:50

that we were at was this outpost and it

63:52

was all extractors. It was all gold

63:54

miners, petroleum people, loggers, and

63:57

it was like all the men who were in the

63:59

dark bit the the the black market people

64:01

were all in the same place. So, there

64:03

was like a brothel, there was these

64:05

displaced natives, and then there was

64:07

like this one really scary missionary.

64:10

This man looked insane. He had crazy

64:11

eyes and he wouldn't come anywhere near

64:13

us.

64:14

>> Um, from where? Where's he from?

64:16

>> I couldn't I couldn't tell where he was

64:17

from, but he was dressed in the robes.

64:19

It was like the mission

64:20

>> except he was evil. Like you could tell

64:23

he you could tell he looked at us and

64:25

just vanished and he had this little

64:27

settlement that he had cleared and he

64:29

was bringing his children in

64:30

>> and pulling them out of the forest.

64:32

>> A white guy.

64:33

>> He looked like a white guy,

64:34

>> but it was hard to tell. He had he, you

64:36

know, like a beer. He looked like

64:37

Rasputin.

64:39

>> Oh, wow. And these poor people are

64:40

sitting there and you could see them

64:42

like they were all like breastfeeding

64:43

their babies and like like trying to eat

64:45

rats and like it was just we stayed

64:47

there for one night and we all we didn't

64:49

sleep. We were we slept back to back. We

64:51

were just in our tent just awake all

64:53

night and then the next day we got in

64:54

the boat and we kept going further up

64:55

river and we finally made it into the

64:57

into past the edge of human civilization

65:00

into into just uncharted jungle. But it

65:02

was really dark. And so at least where

65:06

we are, it's like we're we're working

65:08

with these tribes to make their lives

65:10

better, to educate them. And there's

65:12

this feeling, there's this good feeling.

65:13

We have jungle keeper shirts. I mean,

65:14

now we're on the river and we see jungle

65:16

keepers boats going by. We're we had

65:18

gold miners just a few just a few weeks

65:20

ago. We had gold miners. Everyone, the

65:22

whole team was calling each other. We

65:24

sent our we sent our ranger team out

65:26

there. We brought the police. They

65:28

arrested the gold miners. They brought

65:29

them to town. They offered them jobs.

65:32

And they said, "You just can't be doing

65:33

that here." And so they only cleared

65:34

like half an acre of forest and then we

65:37

got them. So they didn't destroy

65:38

anything. And so that's how we're

65:39

keeping

65:39

>> someone hired them to mine gold. Right.

65:41

>> So that's the thing that no one hires

65:43

them. They they get it in their head.

65:45

They go, you know, hey

65:48

to their cousin. They, you know, they'll

65:50

go, why don't we go make some money?

65:51

Let's go up there and see if there's

65:52

gold. And they'll launch a little

65:54

expedition. and they'll bring like a 16

65:56

horsepower motor and go for 3 days and

65:59

they'll they'll sneak past us on I mean

66:01

now the government's getting involved

66:02

because we've been having this success

66:03

we're going to get a park guard station

66:05

on our river so we're not going to have

66:06

this problem but they'll go up the river

66:10

and they'll just set up and they'll you

66:11

know they'll start panning and they'll

66:12

go I see a little flake here and they're

66:14

like cool let's burn some forest and

66:16

then we'll start sucking it up we'll run

66:17

it through the big motor and they

66:19

they'll bring their wives and their kids

66:20

and it's artisal they're very and so

66:23

what they do is they get the gold and

66:25

then they have to take it in their

66:26

little boat back to the town. And then

66:28

here's the problem. There's one store

66:30

where you go to sell the gold and guess

66:32

who's waiting outside that store? The

66:34

people that rob you at gunpoint and take

66:36

your gold and then give it to the actual

66:38

people.

66:39

>> And so it's it's really sad artisal gold

66:41

mining. They're not organized. And it's

66:43

the same with the narcos. We've been

66:44

having problem with narcos. And

66:46

everyone's like, "Dude, you can't mess

66:48

with the narcos. Like, you're going to

66:49

lose the fight." And it's like, yeah,

66:51

but these are these are people that are

66:53

like, we're just going to grow a little

66:55

bit and then try and sell it. Cocoa,

66:58

they're I mean, we busted we helped the

67:01

police bust a a we saw a clearing

67:06

uh on deep deep deep way up river days

67:08

up river. There's a clearing out in the

67:10

jungle. And so we sent our rangers. The

67:12

rangers came back and we're like, "We

67:14

can't deal with this. There's something

67:15

scary going on up there." And so we told

67:17

the police and the police were like,

67:18

"Yeah, we'll try and get up there." Now,

67:20

at the same time, I'm with JJ one day

67:23

and we always do the same thing when

67:24

there's there was a there was a bad

67:25

patch of deforestation along the river.

67:28

We said, "How the hell did this happen?"

67:29

They did it so quick. And so I put up

67:32

the drone and I flew it over and I'm

67:35

going, "Who, you know, who are these

67:36

people? Are they loggers?" We're just

67:37

trying to get a sense of what's going

67:38

on. Fly the drone down and usually when

67:40

we see loggers, they'll run in. They

67:42

have these little palm thatched huts.

67:44

They'll run into them to hide from the

67:46

drone. That's crazy. They didn't know

67:48

what a drone is.

67:49

>> Well, these people came running out and

67:51

they had guns. And we had already on the

67:54

river. We had passed their settlement

67:56

and flown the drone back. Their boat

67:58

came out after us. And we started going

68:01

and I was like, "Jay, you could just

68:02

talk to them like normal." And he looked

68:04

at me and he went, "Not this time." And

68:07

we had a we had a 60 horsepower and they

68:09

had a 40 and we were just blazing ahead

68:11

of them. And I had the drone in the air.

68:13

And so this, you know, this [ __ ] $5,000

68:15

drone. And so I'm driving the drone and

68:17

I was like, "Can we can we like I got to

68:19

get this drone." And they were like, "We

68:20

JJ looked at me. He's like, "We're not

68:21

stopping." And I it it dawned on me that

68:24

was like, "We're we're if we get caught,

68:26

we're getting killed."

68:28

>> Oh man.

68:29

>> And we arrived at

68:30

>> At this point, nobody on the boat had a

68:32

gun. And so we arrived at a place where

68:35

the police were camped out, where the gu

68:38

they had been dispatched to go check out

68:40

that other site. And so we arrived and

68:42

the police force that we work with was

68:44

there and we pulled up and we're like,

68:45

"Yo, we got bad guys coming in and they

68:48

they masked up, loaded up. They got on

68:50

our boat. We turned around and then as

68:52

soon as they saw us coming back at them,

68:54

they left. And then days later, they

68:57

went to that same police force and

68:59

assassinated one of the guys.

69:00

>> Oh man.

69:02

>> So the narcos are different. The narcos

69:05

are scary. And that clearing that we

69:07

originally found, they were actually

69:09

PETA's sacks of white powder. The

69:11

Peruvian military went in and actually

69:13

raided that camp, arrested everybody. It

69:15

was so big that the American DEA knew

69:18

about it. They were notified.

69:20

And so this is now what's happening on

69:22

this river where it's because it's the

69:24

last wilderness, they're coming. And so

69:27

we're we're we're trying to, you know,

69:28

we're relying on the Peruvian

69:30

authorities to stop this from happening

69:32

so that we can create this park before

69:33

it's too late because they're also

69:34

blazing roads. They're bringing in

69:36

loggers. They're smart. They bring

69:38

people and they'll send the loggers

69:39

ahead of them. And then when the loggers

69:41

clear the land, they'll just start

69:42

growing cocoa.

69:45

And so it's gotten it's gotten scary. I

69:47

I te I texted you when it was at its uh

69:49

when I first started having to travel

69:50

with security. Um [clears throat] I

69:53

remember texting you because I was like

69:55

this is this is a different game. You

69:57

know, it used to be like we're we're

69:58

counting the butterflies and we're

70:00

>> Yeah. You wanted to learn where to

70:02

train.

70:02

>> Yeah. Yeah.

70:04

>> Yeah. cuz it's scary walking around.

70:06

Well, the thing is the the police

70:07

intercepted off to one of the people

70:09

that they arrested on the phone. It

70:11

said, "If you see JJ or that [ __ ]

70:14

gringo that flies the drone, they said

70:16

if you kill them, we'll reward you."

70:18

>> Oh, man.

70:19

>> So, they found this message on WhatsApp.

70:21

They showed it to us and they were like,

70:22

"You guys have a hit on you." And then a

70:25

few days later they they JJ was supposed

70:28

to get in the car at the side of you

70:30

know you take the boat down river to the

70:32

car and he was supposed to get in the

70:34

car and go back to the town. He actually

70:36

came down river in the boat and then

70:38

went I forgot I forgot that I wanted to

70:40

finish up something at the station. Take

70:42

me back. He went back to the station. So

70:43

our driver Percy started driving back

70:46

along this little dirt logging road by

70:48

himself. And they had trees across the

70:51

road. Masked guys with guns. They put

70:54

the guns in the windows. They pulled him

70:55

out. And our windows are tinted and they

70:57

said, "Take JJ and Paul out. They were

71:00

going to do it." And so it just so

71:03

happened that JJ wasn't in the car. Just

71:07

by pure luck, he was not in the car that

71:10

day. And they roughed up our driver.

71:12

They took his driver's license. Uh they

71:15

took his cell phone. And they just said,

71:17

"Just let them know we missed him today,

71:19

but we'll get him soon."

71:20

>> Oh, man. And so we went, of course, we

71:23

went to the police and we're like,

71:24

"Look, you we're going to need a lot

71:25

more protection." They're like, "It's

71:27

getting I mean, we're just trying to

71:29

save the rainforest, man. Like, we're

71:31

not trying to" And these people are

71:33

going, "Well, we're just trying to grow

71:34

drugs and we want to do that where

71:37

there's no police and the wilderness is

71:39

only the wilderness is becoming a finite

71:42

thing now. So, it's becoming this battle

71:43

battleground." Jamie, on there is a map.

71:46

I'm wondering if you could pull up the

71:48

map because I could explain.

71:49

>> What's the status of this right now? Are

71:51

they still after you guys?

71:53

>> They are still after us, but it's been

71:56

for for about eight months, it was

71:58

really bad. It was really scary. It was

72:01

horrible. Like every day, anytime JJ

72:03

called me, I' I'd have a panic attack.

72:05

But you see the the the yellow on the

72:07

right is the Trans Amazon Highway.

72:09

That's the big that's the big artery.

72:11

That's what the Chinese and Brazil

72:12

built. But then that smaller thing going

72:15

up, that's that's the roads that the

72:18

loggers and the narcos are making. And

72:20

so that big red arrow, they're trying to

72:22

make a road that goes in through there.

72:24

And so the the white line outlines what

72:26

we're trying to protect. And then that

72:28

light greenish blue is the area that we

72:31

have protected. That's that 130,000

72:33

acres that we have protected.

72:35

And so that's what we're doing right

72:37

now. It's a race against time. If we can

72:38

fill in that area, if we can fill that

72:40

whole thing in, we save the land. And

72:43

once it's ours, once it's under jungle

72:44

keepers protection, it's indigenous

72:46

protected. The

72:47

>> All right, we're back.

72:48

>> Yeah. Um, so where are they draw growing

72:50

the drugs in this map?

72:52

>> So right at the upper tip of that arrow,

72:55

sort of the outside, they had cut a

72:56

little a little road filament into

72:58

there. And again, these little tiny

73:00

trail roads, they they go under the

73:02

forest. The forest is 160 ft tall.

73:04

>> Is there a way you can communicate with

73:05

these guys, say you're not trying to

73:07

stop this?

73:08

>> I mean, right now, what we're doing is

73:10

putting signs on on all of these little

73:12

tiny I mean, these are jungle roads

73:13

where just to go on the road. You're

73:15

going out to where, you know, if anybody

73:17

finds you out there, they'll just kill

73:19

you and your body will be decomposed and

73:21

recycled within 48 hours by the jungle.

73:23

So, you're you're you're past where

73:25

there's police. This is just Earth. It's

73:27

the Wild West.

73:29

>> More than the Wild West, right? Because

73:31

the Wild West was never this dense.

73:33

>> Well, it's the Wild West and you can't

73:35

see 10 feet in front of you,

73:36

>> right? That's what I'm talking about.

73:37

Like, this is more wild than the Wild

73:39

West.

73:39

>> I I guess so. You still have you have

73:41

you have Indians with arrows and now you

73:43

have these narcos that are that are

73:45

straight up evil that are coming. I mean

73:47

they're taking girls from indigenous

73:49

communities to work in their brothel.

73:51

They're growing cocaine

73:52

>> brothel up there.

73:53

>> You got men working out in the jungle.

73:55

And so they go to the communities and

73:56

they tell them, "Hey, your your daughter

73:58

is very pretty. She'd be a great

73:59

waitress. You know, we can educate her

74:01

while she trains and helps people." And

74:03

they they never see him again.

74:06

And so it's all that darkness and and at

74:08

the same time what we're doing is

74:11

bettering the lives of the community,

74:13

making friends with these people. We

74:14

have these amazing rangers and I mean we

74:16

have different ranger stations along the

74:18

river and if we make this into a park

74:20

like um Teddy Roosevelt, no, John Mir

74:23

took Teddy Roosevelt on a three-day

74:25

camping trip and showed him Yusede and

74:26

like Sequoia and all this stuff and he

74:28

was like, "We got to protect this. Like

74:30

it's special here. Look at the size of

74:32

these trees. Look at the beauty of this

74:33

valley." and then they protected it.

74:35

There's nothing as wild as this river on

74:37

Earth today. And so if we protect this

74:40

now, the the the the 200 indigenous

74:43

people that live on this river get

74:45

protected from the narcos. They continue

74:48

having abundant fish and resources and

74:50

then they'll work as park guards and

74:52

educators and chefs and boat drivers to

74:54

maintain this gigantic protected area

74:57

and then Peru will have this crown jewel

74:59

of the Amazon. So they love it. But how

75:02

can you protect them from the narcos? I

75:04

mean, it's the amount of money that's

75:06

involved in trafficking cocaine

75:08

>> would make it a real problem.

75:11

>> But the good thing is that these are the

75:12

little artisal ones. These are the guys

75:14

that go, these are not like mafia

75:16

bosses. This isn't like the Mexican

75:18

cartel. These are like these little

75:20

clans of people that go, you know what,

75:21

we could just grow some cocaine and then

75:23

we'll sell it to the big guys. And so

75:26

they're just they're like mom and pop

75:29

cocaine growers,

75:30

>> but they're also murderers.

75:31

>> Well, of course. And so when the when

75:33

the cops go out there, the cops just

75:34

arrest them and take them straight to

75:36

jail. And so the cops have been everyone

75:38

assumes that Latin American police no

75:40

matter what are going to be corrupt. And

75:41

like the police force we've been working

75:43

with has been keeping us alive

75:46

and they want this park protected as

75:48

much as the indigenous people do. It's

75:50

amazing how many good people are out

75:52

there. they're actually helping.

75:55

>> And how many narco organizations,

75:57

arteasonal narco organizations are out

76:00

there?

76:01

>> Peru has become it's it's it's not

76:04

great. Peru, I think, has become, if not

76:06

on the same level as Colombia, I think

76:08

they might have surpassed Colombia in

76:10

terms of cocaine production.

76:12

They're they're not doing great with

76:14

that right now. And so we're at this

76:16

very very uh crucial juncture there.

76:19

But, you know, it's funny cuz in in

76:20

doing all this, you know, with even with

76:23

the book coming out and I I've been

76:25

talking to people and people go, "Well,

76:26

you have narcos now." They're like, "So,

76:28

you're going to fail." And it's like,

76:30

"Man, you're not even the one on the

76:31

ground." Like, I'm the one on the

76:32

ground. I'm telling you, we're not going

76:33

to fail. And the police have been

76:36

successful at clearing them out, and

76:37

it's getting better. Just like the whole

76:39

thing with, yeah, the Amazon's

76:40

disappearing, but we can still stop it.

76:42

It's like, you got to You think like

76:43

before D-Day, if Church Hill was like, I

76:45

will probably lose.

76:47

like you can't have that mentality.

76:50

And so it's very very encouraging seeing

76:52

the the uh the local people stand up for

76:55

what they believe in and and the job is

76:57

dangerous. There's a there's a video on

77:01

there that I think it says Sandra Tree

77:03

Crush, but we I got woke up a few a few

77:06

weeks ago and my one of my managers came

77:09

running at like 3:00 a.m. I see a

77:12

flashlight coming through the jungle.

77:14

And so I'm thinking the worst. And then

77:17

he comes, he's going, Paul, he goes, "A

77:18

tree." And I was I told you the last

77:20

time I was on here, I said, "The most

77:21

dangerous thing in the rainforest is the

77:22

trees falling." He said, "A tree fell in

77:24

the ranger station

77:26

>> and it's raining." And I'm talking about

77:27

rain. You know when you're at the

77:28

airport and you hear that sound where

77:29

it's like there's no sound louder. Your

77:31

ears can't handle it. It was raining so

77:33

loud. And he's screaming into my ear

77:35

that this tree fell on the ranger

77:37

station. He goes, "And one of the

77:38

rangers was was crushed." And I'm going,

77:41

"But dead or alive?" And he goes, "We

77:44

don't know yet." And so it's 3:00 a.m.

77:46

and we get in this boat and we're going

77:47

up river and there's lightning flashing

77:49

and there's rain falling and I'm looking

77:51

with the flashlight and I'm I'm

77:52

navigating by the crocodile eyes cuz we

77:54

don't know where the edges of the river

77:55

are cuz they you know the eye shine.

77:59

And so we have footage of this and we

78:00

arrive at the ranger station and sure

78:03

enough this tree had fallen crushed the

78:06

roof all the beams and and all the all

78:08

the scaffolding under the roof and

78:10

fallen on this woman's face while she

78:12

was in bed. And so she was crushed under

78:14

this and she couldn't even scream

78:16

because it was raining so loud. And so

78:18

we get there and I I stick my hand into

78:20

the rubble and I hold her hand and I'm

78:22

like, "Are you okay?" And she was like,

78:25

"Hey, Paul." She's like, "I have no

78:26

idea." And she was amazingly like like

78:29

buoyant. She was like, "I have no idea

78:30

if I'm okay." She's like, "But I'm

78:32

alive." I was like, "We're going to get

78:33

you out of here." And we started

78:34

chainsawing. I mean, like 16 feet of

78:36

tree debris over her and all this

78:38

gnarled roof material. And we had to

78:40

pull her out of there and she had a

78:41

scratch on her ankle. Wow.

78:43

>> Got this great video of her sitting in a

78:45

hammock at like 6:00 a.m. and she's

78:46

smoking a cigarette and she's like, "I'm

78:48

alive." She's going, "I'm alive." And

78:51

she didn't quit. She's still a ranger.

78:53

And it's like she's out there right now

78:55

driving up and down because she wants

78:57

that forest protected for her kids.

78:59

>> And it's like, "These people care."

79:01

>> It sounds like the adventure of this is

79:04

very addictive to you. This is what what

79:06

I'm getting. I think you love it. I

79:09

think you love the forest. I think you

79:12

love protecting it, but I think there's

79:14

something about the danger of it and the

79:16

chaos and the wildness of it all that

79:19

that seems to me I'm looking in your

79:22

eyes. You're smiling because you know

79:24

I'm right.

79:25

>> I know. Yeah. I'm not going to I'm not

79:26

going to deny that. That's when I was a

79:28

kid, I remember sitting in school and

79:29

being like, why did like you read about

79:32

like Roosevelt and Jane Goodall and like

79:34

these people had these amazingly

79:36

adventurous lives and I was sitting in

79:38

school getting detention after detention

79:40

and getting yelled at and being like,

79:41

can I go to the bathroom? And I was

79:43

like, why do they get to do that and I

79:45

have to do this? And then like my, you

79:46

know, everyone around me was like, you

79:47

know, when you get a job, then you're

79:49

really going to love your desk. One of

79:50

my friends mom said that to me. She

79:52

goes, you think, she goes, you think you

79:53

hate your school desk. She goes, wait

79:54

till you get your real desk. And I was

79:57

like, "Oh, man." And so, yeah, riding on

79:59

the on the on the boat at at at 4:00

80:02

a.m. with the lightning is incredible.

80:04

Showering in the river,

80:05

>> my crocodile eyes.

80:06

>> Yeah, man. I mean, with the wind in your

80:08

hair and the the feel I mean, you know,

80:10

you know, the magic of the mountains and

80:12

like the and the jungle has its own

80:14

vibe. You watch that mist snarling up

80:16

off the off the canopy and it's like

80:18

it's so wild that you just you feel

80:22

better, you feel healthier. And again,

80:23

you know, that whole thing of of um

80:26

what's that thing they say like a a

80:27

sacrament is an outward sign of an

80:29

inward grace. And it's like the the

80:31

beauty of that, you know, you drink from

80:32

the river and then you sweat it out and

80:34

you watch your sweat be join the steam

80:36

and rain back down onto the jungle. You

80:38

are connected to your environment and

80:40

every single day you don't know what's

80:42

going to happen. You know, I I I opened

80:45

there was one day where I was like,

80:46

"Okay, I'm going to stay on the station.

80:49

I'm not going to do anything." I think

80:50

I've been hammering myself in the swamps

80:52

for for a week and I was like I'm just

80:54

going to like drink coffee and like do

80:56

office work on my computer and so I was

80:57

like at the station and my team comes

80:59

running and they're like anaconda and I

81:01

was like where? I was actually like

81:03

annoyed. I was like where how big of an

81:04

anaconda and they're like no it's a

81:06

pretty big anaconda. So we go down to

81:08

the thing and sure enough there's this

81:09

big ass anaconda on the on a log like 11

81:13

feet you know not not a monster. But so

81:16

then I started doing this thing where I

81:17

was like cuz they were all like be

81:18

careful. And I was like of what? And

81:20

they're like it's it could bite you. And

81:21

I was like it's it's asleep. I was like

81:23

she's just trying to get the sun. So

81:25

then I started I took out my phone. I

81:26

started doing this thing. I was like

81:27

people are scared of snakes. And I was

81:29

like I was like if you're scared of

81:30

snakes I was like there's an 11 foot

81:32

anaconda. I was like do I appear to be

81:34

in danger yet? And then I kept getting

81:36

closer and I was like how about now? How

81:37

about now? And then I was like she's not

81:39

waking up. So I get on the log with her

81:42

and the anaconda still doesn't get up.

81:44

And so I I I I turned around and her

81:47

coil is here and her head's like, you

81:49

know, 10 feet over there and I just put

81:51

my head on her and now I'm laying on the

81:53

snake and I'm still taking a video and

81:55

I'm going, see, this snake doesn't care

81:57

that I'm here. And even if she wakes up,

81:59

you know what she's going to do? She's

82:00

going to jump in the water. She's not

82:02

going to bite me. And she never woke up

82:04

and I figured, you know what? Why bother

82:06

her?

82:07

>> She never woke up when you rested.

82:09

>> She woke up. She she she she moved her

82:11

tongue, but she never she never freaked

82:13

out.

82:14

>> Well, they're the king.

82:15

>> No, she was it sounds like they don't

82:18

really have any natural predators,

82:19

right?

82:20

>> Uh do they?

82:21

>> When they're small. When they're small.

82:23

>> Crocodiles, right?

82:24

>> Uh the crocodiles, the herand, the

82:26

piranha,

82:27

>> right?

82:27

>> You forget you forget that like pelicans

82:29

and herand can eat like a baby

82:31

alligator. They'll just like throw it

82:32

back.

82:33

>> Sure.

82:33

>> Just just

82:34

>> take it down their throat. And the uh

82:37

>> are crazy. Herands are they're amazing

82:40

hunters. Pelicans are disgusting. The

82:42

way they they'll take like a whole

82:43

bullfrog and just glut it down. So, you

82:46

know that thing's like alive in their

82:47

chest.

82:47

>> I've seen videos of them doing it to

82:49

pigeons or seagulls.

82:51

>> Yes. The one where he swallows the

82:52

seagull

82:53

>> hole. And the seagull is like getting

82:55

smaller as it goes down. Yeah. Yeah.

82:57

>> And the the you realize like that crazy

83:00

mouth that they have is just so they can

83:02

swallow things alive.

83:04

>> Yeah.

83:05

>> I mean this weird looking funky thing.

83:06

be like, "Oh, that's a monster. That's a

83:09

monster that just swallows things

83:10

alive."

83:11

>> Yeah. You don't think of birds as uh as

83:13

as savage as they are.

83:14

>> What are you laughing at, Jamie?

83:15

>> Pictures of pelicans trying to eat [ __ ]

83:17

on the screen. I'm trying to eat a dog.

83:19

>> Oh.

83:19

>> Oh god. Oh, come on,

83:20

>> Marshall.

83:23

Trying to get a cat.

83:24

>> He's trying to eat a cat.

83:24

>> Oh my god. Yeah, they they basically can

83:27

eat almost anything that's near their

83:30

size.

83:32

>> Good lord. That one just fly out.

83:34

[laughter]

83:35

>> Wow. It's too late.

83:37

>> Oh man.

83:38

>> Yeah, they're monsters.

83:39

>> He's trying to eat another That's That's

83:41

I call [ __ ] on that one. There's no

83:42

way his pelican was trying to eat a

83:44

bear.

83:45

>> I believe that though. I've seen that

83:46

video.

83:47

>> What are those things called?

83:48

>> Baby Cappy bears.

83:49

>> Capy bears. Right. Those are uh they've

83:53

Are those the things that have made

83:55

their way into Louis? No, it's a

83:57

different animal that's made their way

83:58

into like Louisiana and they have to go

84:00

out and shoot them.

84:00

>> Havalas.

84:01

>> No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a type of

84:03

large rodent because

84:04

>> David Tell used to have a TV show called

84:07

um Insomniac

84:09

>> and he went out at night one time with

84:11

them in Louisiana and they're hunting

84:13

these things that they're they're an

84:15

invasive rodent, a giant rodent

84:17

>> and it was like uh Dave would do his

84:20

shows and then after it was a Comedy

84:22

Central show. It was a really good show

84:23

and then he would find things to do in

84:25

the town because he can't sleep because

84:26

he's up all night. And so he went out

84:28

with these people that were God, I can't

84:31

remember what the animal was, but it's a

84:32

a large invasive rodent that exists in

84:36

the south.

84:38

>> Nutria. That's right.

84:39

>> Gez.

84:40

>> Yeah. And people eat them.

84:41

>> Yeah.

84:42

>> Yeah.

84:43

>> I mean, the rodent I mean, Cath find

84:45

that video cuz it's kind of crazy

84:46

>> because uh Nutria,

84:48

>> they're out there hunting them with 22s.

84:50

>> With 22s.

84:51

>> Yeah. I mean, they have to they're

84:53

there's they've they're completely

84:55

invasive species and they're huge.

84:57

They're like a a small dog.

84:58

>> That's something I left Yeah. I left off

85:00

the list. We eat those all the time.

85:01

Like they we have something called a

85:02

packa. It's like a small cappy bear with

85:05

spots.

85:06

>> And those I mean, you know, it's like

85:08

squirrels, but they're big. They're

85:09

like, you know, cat-sized and fat.

85:12

>> People eat them all the time. Now, those

85:13

are delicious.

85:14

>> What's your favorite thing to eat in the

85:16

jungle?

85:17

>> Piranha.

85:18

>> Piranha.

85:19

>> [ __ ] yeah.

85:20

>> Really? Oh my god, they're delicious.

85:22

And when you fry a piranha, you know,

85:23

you slit, you know, make the slits along

85:24

it. You just fry the whole thing. You

85:26

just pull it right off of its skeleton

85:28

and the the the fins become like chips,

85:31

like little salty chips.

85:32

>> Oh.

85:33

>> Oh, they're so good.

85:33

>> You just put salt on it. And

85:35

>> And we just just just a little bit of

85:36

salt and then fry it up. And then better

85:38

than the piranha is the paco, the big

85:41

vegetarian.

85:41

>> And the piranha species. Yeah. Those are

85:44

invasives invasive species in America as

85:46

well.

85:47

>> Yeah.

85:47

>> People catch them all the time.

85:49

>> Oh, they're so good. Yeah, they catch

85:50

them and they're like 40 pounds.

85:52

>> They're huge.

85:52

>> Yeah. Someone caught a world record.

85:55

>> Powerful. Really powerful.

85:56

>> Pacu. Pacu. P A CU. Right.

85:57

>> Yeah. Yeah.

85:58

>> Um I want to say in Georgia.

86:01

>> Georgia or Florida somewhere around

86:03

there.

86:03

>> And [ __ ] huge.

86:05

>> Yeah. No, they're powerful. We we we

86:07

fish for them. You have a you have like

86:08

a 10-ft pole with a rope on it.

86:11

>> Yeah. There's a pacu.

86:12

>> Yeah. I mean

86:13

>> Yeah. Look at the size of that thing,

86:15

man. That's crazy. 50 pounds. World

86:17

record size pacu caught in Florida.

86:19

There it is. 50 lbs. That's nuts,

86:22

>> dude. Those are so they're so

86:23

nutritious. When you eat them, you feel

86:25

like you're just gaining muscle.

86:27

>> Really?

86:27

>> Yeah. Like you you still eat a lot of

86:29

elk.

86:30

>> Oh, yeah.

86:30

>> Like, don't you feel like it's like a

86:31

superfood?

86:32

>> Uh-huh. Yeah.

86:33

>> This is how I feel. I live on these

86:35

things. I feel like I just

86:36

>> You live on piranha.

86:37

>> Yeah.

86:38

>> Piranha and pacu.

86:39

>> Yeah.

86:40

>> Wow. How do you catch the pacu?

86:42

>> 10 foot pole. You have a piece of rope

86:44

and you put like a piece of like last

86:46

night's dinner. You do like a piece. You

86:47

tie a bunch of rancid chicken. You leave

86:49

it out in the sun, make it smell bad.

86:51

You go out at 6:00 in the morning.

86:53

>> So, they're not vegetarians.

86:54

>> Well, they'll eat anything. They

86:56

specialize on the nuts. That's why they

86:57

have the human teeth.

86:59

>> Those are the ones that have the human

87:00

teeth. When you open their mouth, they

87:02

have like mers and then like a few like

87:04

front teeth. And so, we go with this

87:06

10ft pole and nobody can make a sound on

87:08

the boat. You're just floating with the

87:09

river. You're like invisible. and you

87:11

wait for a feature in the river like a

87:13

like a rock or a place where the water's

87:15

rushing and you smack it against because

87:17

they like like that falling falling

87:19

fruit or falling seeds and when they hit

87:21

I'm talking about like a 4 inch hook.

87:23

When they hit that hook,

87:25

>> this is the thing cuz you're doing this

87:26

for you're doing it for an hour and

87:28

you're like, "All right, there's no

87:28

there's no paco here." Well, guess what?

87:30

When they do hit it, they'll pull you

87:33

right out of the boat. I I've been

87:35

dragged straight across the boat where

87:36

like you got to use one hand to stop

87:38

yourself and the other hand's holding

87:39

this pole and then your friends got to

87:41

pull you back. You get this fish on the

87:42

thing and it's going boom boom boom boom

87:44

boom boom boom boom you catch them.

87:46

>> You saw they're big. They're like you

87:47

catching them that big?

87:48

>> Yeah, they're huge and and then you got

87:50

to you got to have a hammer because you

87:52

got to you got to shut them off somehow,

87:53

right?

87:54

>> You got to crack them right on, you

87:55

know, between the eyes because otherwise

87:57

they'll just either jump out of the boat

87:58

or injure destroy everything.

88:00

>> That was the other And we were going up

88:01

river a few months ago. We're at night.

88:03

We're all just quiet in the boat and

88:05

we're we're going to go up to this

88:06

tributary to explore it and and I had I

88:09

had a group of tourists with me and this

88:11

girl was sitting on the front and all of

88:12

a sudden I feel something go past me.

88:15

There's something and all of a sudden I

88:16

got I got wet and all of a sudden I hear

88:18

bang bang bang bang in the boat. I'm

88:20

going what the [ __ ] is going on? Turn on

88:22

my headlamp and there's a paco in the

88:23

boat and the girl that was sitting on

88:25

the front her head is bleeding. One of

88:27

those huge ass tacos jumped out of the

88:29

river in the night, hit this girl in the

88:31

head, and then fell into the boat.

88:33

>> Whoa.

88:34

>> And so we just grabbed Yeah, we just ate

88:36

it. [laughter]

88:38

>> But I mean, that paco was in the middle

88:39

of the Amazon at night just jumping

88:41

around, enjoying itself, and it just

88:43

jumped in the wrong boat.

88:44

>> Wow. Wow.

88:46

>> Two foot fish flying through the air.

88:48

>> And that's your f That's your favorite

88:49

thing to eat.

88:50

>> Absolutely. That

88:50

>> What else is really good to eat? [sighs]

88:52

>> There's these little cup mushrooms that

88:54

are really good. You fry them up with

88:56

garlic. If you do that in Paco, that's

88:58

that's now you're talking good.

88:59

>> My friend Roy is a chef. He's he's

89:01

really uh he's one of the jungle he's

89:03

the president of Jungle Keepers right

89:04

now. He's a local guy and he's he

89:06

focuses on Amazonian cuisine and so he

89:09

goes and he picks all the right flowers

89:10

and funguses and he'll take paco and

89:13

then he'll he'll flavor it with a type

89:14

of orchid thing and like all of a sudden

89:17

you have this amazing food and like Lima

89:19

they have you know Peru's become this

89:20

amazing place for food. Peru Peru has

89:22

great food.

89:23

>> Wow.

89:24

>> He does the jungle version. Wow.

89:26

>> So, it's not like nasty monkey soup.

89:28

It's not turtle.

89:29

>> It's the It's the curated, you know,

89:31

five-star version of of jungle cuisine.

89:33

>> So, that's number one.

89:35

>> Paco's number one 100%. I mean, even

89:37

>> crocodile.

89:39

>> I think I tried alligator ones, but it

89:41

didn't leave leave an impression on me.

89:43

I I haven't really Also, I feel like

89:44

they're my friends. I don't know.

89:46

Really? Yeah.

89:47

>> How's that?

89:48

>> I like them

89:50

>> just because they're cool.

89:51

>> Well, I mean, I work with them a lot.

89:52

I'm always catching cayman. I always see

89:54

them on the side of the river, you know.

89:56

Nobody's serving me. If they were

89:57

serving me cayman, then it would be just

89:58

like the monkey where it's like, "All

89:59

right, I got to eat it." But, right,

90:00

>> nobody's serving me cayman. So, I'm not

90:02

>> That's not a staple of their diet.

90:04

>> No. In in the in the north in Aikitos,

90:07

they eat a lot more cayman. So, you

90:08

don't see cayman.

90:10

>> On our river, there's still there's a

90:11

cayman on every beach. There's there's

90:13

jabby roos. There's kcoy herand. There's

90:15

just macaw everywhere. It's just there's

90:17

just so much life. It's avatar. It's

90:19

just just pulsing life.

90:22

Wow.

90:22

>> It's incredible.

90:23

>> Did you find that video of uh David?

90:25

>> No. Uh it [clears throat] weirdly is

90:27

like not online.

90:28

>> I found a picture of the episode, but

90:31

not a video of it.

90:32

>> Yeah. [laughter]

90:33

>> And they're just

90:35

>> shooting Nutria. Yeah. I think they too,

90:39

>> but I can't find it.

90:42

>> Yeah.

90:44

>> And he was actually on the episode just

90:46

just

90:46

>> Yeah. Yeah. This is a long time ago.

90:48

This is back when Dave was drinking. So

90:50

this is like Dave's been sober for

90:54

>> I want to say 15 years at least

90:57

>> somewhere in that range. Yeah.

90:59

>> And this is back when you know he would

91:00

just drink at the comedy club and then

91:02

stay up all night, smoke cigarettes,

91:04

drink coffee.

91:05

>> Never end.

91:06

>> Yeah. I mean he's the most unhealthy and

91:09

also the most hilarious guy alive.

91:11

>> You've stopped drinking, right? For most

91:13

>> I drink a little every now and then now.

91:14

I I went like eight months with no

91:16

drinking and uh I I started having like

91:18

a glass of wine with dinner.

91:20

>> Yeah.

91:20

>> And a cocktail or two, but I have not

91:22

had more than like two drinks in a night

91:25

since.

91:26

>> Feels good, doesn't it?

91:26

>> It was the It was a good break. Yeah.

91:29

>> The the eight months I felt really good

91:30

and I was convinced I was never going to

91:32

drink again. And then I drank a glass of

91:33

wine. I was like, "Oo, I like this. I

91:35

miss this."

91:35

>> Well, the wine that that's the one

91:36

thing. The wine is good.

91:37

>> Yeah. A wine with a steak.

91:39

>> Oh, red wine.

91:41

Um, yeah, a little. I think it was

91:44

important to just recognize that I was

91:46

doing it and it wasn't an alcoholic. I

91:48

was just

91:49

>> I have a club. I'm there all the time.

91:51

And you know, you're out with friends.

91:52

You want a drink? Yeah, sure. Let's have

91:53

a drink.

91:54

>> Yeah.

91:54

>> Go to dinner, have a drink, have another

91:56

drink.

91:57

>> It just got to a point where I was like

91:58

I was feeling like and I I'm too

92:00

healthy. I work out all the time and I

92:02

was like, why am I doing this to myself?

92:03

>> Yeah. you know, but now I realize, you

92:06

know, it's little moderation. It's not

92:08

bad. But, uh, drinking is essentially

92:11

fun poison.

92:12

>> Fun poison. It's weird. After, um, Lex

92:15

ruined drinking for me.

92:18

>> Lex gets saucy.

92:19

>> Well, this is the thing. When he came

92:20

[laughter] when he came to the when he

92:22

came to the Amazon, he he goes, "I want

92:24

to do Iaska." And so, we called, you

92:26

know, JJ's oldest brother is 70s

92:28

something. We called the shaman in and

92:30

he's like you know with the Lex voice

92:32

he's like brother you have to do this

92:34

with me and I was like I am not drinking

92:36

Iawaska I there's a chapter in the book

92:38

about when I did it with the old master

92:40

and he he he overboiled it and we all

92:44

like saw God in the un we were there for

92:46

the big bang it was awful it was hard no

92:48

it was not no it was like taking a mega

92:51

dose it was like

92:53

>> sure it was awful it was traumatic

92:54

>> you don't like to get scared

92:56

>> I was terrified man.

92:59

No. So I was like, I have retired. I was

93:01

like, I'm not doing it. And Lex was

93:03

walking around in circles for two hours

93:04

and he comes up to me and he puts his

93:06

hand on my shoulder and he goes, I came

93:07

all the way here for you. He goes, now

93:09

you do this for me. He goes, don't leave

93:10

me alone in the dark.

93:12

>> And I went, God. I said, all right, I'll

93:14

do it.

93:15

>> And we drank right next to each other.

93:18

And the guy's smoking his pipe and, you

93:20

know, he has the feathers on and he's

93:21

singing to us and you're drinking and

93:23

you're going deeper and deeper into the

93:25

hole. And God. Um it was interesting

93:28

though. We both um the shaman said that

93:32

um you know he was talking about what

93:33

Lex was going afterwards he was talking

93:35

about what Lex was going through on his

93:36

journey. And he he does goes in and does

93:38

this deep work of the things he sees

93:39

coming off of you.

93:41

>> Uhhuh.

93:41

>> And this is a guy the shaman I've known

93:43

for 20 years. He's like my uncle. And

93:46

and so he would come up to me and he'd

93:48

go I'd be laying down. You can't you

93:50

can't get up. And he'd come up to me and

93:51

he'd go one more cup. And I'd be like,

93:54

"Sure." Like, [laughter] "Why not?" And

93:57

he'd like give me like a like a kiss on

93:59

the forehead and throw it down my

94:01

throat. And then he'd go to Lex and go,

94:03

"One more cup." And Lex would be like,

94:04

"Yes." And then, you know, give it to

94:06

Lex. And he said that he said that he

94:08

wasn't worried about my spirit. He said,

94:10

"I was I was there to protect Lex." And

94:12

he said Lex was there to to to do some

94:15

real work. And so what's interesting is

94:17

that we both reached this sort of um we

94:20

we both reached the pinnacle of of of

94:22

what was happening at the same time

94:24

where I felt myself about I felt it

94:26

coming. I was like, "Oh no, I'm going to

94:28

throw up. I'm going to throw up." And

94:28

all of a sudden my my consciousness

94:30

lifted six feet above my body and I was

94:32

looking down at me and Lex and I got

94:35

this overwhelmingly calm sensation and

94:38

it without speaking the shaman said to

94:40

me, he said, "You're not going to feel

94:41

this. I know you don't like it." He

94:43

said, "You're just here to support him."

94:45

so you can vomit now. And so Lex started

94:47

vomiting and I started vomiting. But I

94:49

was watching myself and I was watching

94:50

him and I was just like, this is fine.

94:52

It doesn't hurt a bit. And it was very

94:55

very comforting. And then he came and he

94:57

started with the, you know, shaking the

94:59

leaves and singing louder and and really

95:01

cultivating, making sure we gave

95:02

everything that we purged all of it. And

95:04

then and then he brought the crescendo

95:06

down and then he he he calmed and then

95:08

he began singing. And then we we came we

95:10

we we settled back into the the the

95:13

symphonic thro of the night. And then

95:15

the trip went on for some time, but it

95:17

was it was interesting that things

95:18

heightened at that moment and that we

95:20

went through it together.

95:22

>> Wow. So, why did he think that you were

95:24

there to protect Lex? It was just like

95:25

something he

95:26

>> That's what he said. That's what he said

95:28

to me. Um, you know, and then and then

95:30

and then, you know, it was very

95:32

interesting watching Lex go through his

95:35

journey because he he by the end of it,

95:37

he just got happier and happier. He just

95:39

he just liked it more and more. And

95:41

around around I think cup six I I tapped

95:44

after the after the vomiting after that

95:46

thing it was sort of again there's

95:48

there's energies floating around and

95:49

he's singing it's great you know

95:51

understanding a little bit of the

95:52

language cuz you know he's singing to

95:54

his grandfather he's singing to the

95:56

spirit of Santiago and the spirit of the

95:58

anaconda and using the old words for

96:00

them

96:01

>> you know not even saying anaconda he's

96:04

he's saying the other things amaro mayo

96:06

and you know he's saying shiuako and

96:08

he's talking about the so he's doing

96:10

this and shaking speaking his thing and

96:11

you hear the frogs throbbing and it's

96:13

all moving through your skin and so I

96:16

yeah I I tapped out after a while and

96:17

Lex kept going. He's got an amazing

96:19

constitution. I think that's the Russian

96:21

thing. [laughter]

96:23

Um but since then I can't drink.

96:25

>> Really?

96:26

>> I can't drink. I could have a cup of

96:27

wine maybe. If I have more than that I

96:29

feel sick.

96:30

>> Like I feel damaged. I have not been

96:32

able to drink. I haven't had a beer

96:33

since since two years ago.

96:36

>> So what do you think it is? Did it just

96:38

like let you know what it's doing to

96:40

you?

96:41

>> I have no idea. It's just a weird side

96:43

effect. I keep trying it. I'll like s I

96:46

used to love whiskey. I'll like I'll

96:47

like smell some whiskey and I'm like

96:48

blah like

96:50

>> really. So we cracked a bottle right

96:51

now. You

96:52

>> turned off.

96:53

>> I don't have any.

96:54

>> You You would uh It would make

96:56

>> it just I mean I could take a sip of it

96:58

but my body would be like no red light

97:01

red light. No.

97:01

>> Yeah. Well, that's your body's correct.

97:03

>> Yeah. But it made me super made me hyper

97:05

sensitive. I noticed from that moment

97:07

onwards,

97:08

>> did it have the effect with Lex? No,

97:09

>> I don't think so.

97:10

>> You can still booze it up.

97:11

>> I don't think so. I'm sure

97:12

>> Lex goes hard. I'm sure

97:13

>> we went to Andrew Schultz's wedding with

97:15

Lex.

97:16

>> Yeah.

97:16

>> And then we had a flow. We flew with

97:18

Whitney Cummings was doing a gig in

97:19

Vegas and we said, "We'll go with you."

97:21

So, it was me and my wife and Whitney

97:23

and Lex. We flew to Vegas.

97:25

>> Yeah.

97:26

>> And then we hung out with David

97:27

Gogggins. I called him up like, "Come

97:28

meet us at the hotel."

97:29

>> Does he party?

97:30

>> No.

97:31

>> No.

97:31

>> No. No. Him and Lex were doing push-ups.

97:34

They were doing drunk Lex was drunk and

97:37

David wasn't. And Lex wanted to have a

97:40

push-up competition

97:41

>> with Gogggins. With Gogggins. That's

97:42

amazing. [laughter]

97:43

>> I mean, but that's why he's Lex, right?

97:45

Cuz he's theore cuz he's Cuz he's

97:47

willing to try everything.

97:48

>> Yeah. Oh, he's an animal.

97:50

>> I mean, the fact push-up competition

97:52

with David Gogggins. That's silly.

97:54

That's hysterical.

97:55

>> He's quite a character that Lex

97:57

>> He told me he's going to Dagistan to

97:59

train.

98:00

>> He's gonna go to Dagistan and train with

98:02

like Kabib's team.

98:03

>> Yeah.

98:03

>> Like, good lord, dude. Good lord,

98:05

>> you're like 42. Like what? How old is

98:08

he?

98:08

>> Uh

98:08

>> Lex's got to be in his 40s.

98:10

>> But early 40s, I think he's still very

98:12

young.

98:13

>> Um

98:13

>> yeah, but like

98:14

>> you're going to go there and train with

98:16

savages.

98:17

>> How How old is Kabib?

98:18

>> Uh well, Kabib's retired, but he's

98:21

>> Yeah,

98:22

>> probably 35 if I had to guess,

98:25

>> you know, somewhere around there. Yeah,

98:27

>> you know,

98:28

>> but it's a different thing.

98:29

>> He's the Let's Talk Now.

98:31

>> Yeah, let's talk now.

98:32

>> [laughter]

98:34

>> Well, he's training those guys now. He's

98:36

training, you know, Islam Makachev and

98:39

Umar Nagabov, his cousin. He's training

98:42

some of the best guys alive.

98:43

>> So, he's running a camp down in Dagistan

98:46

>> cuz he's kind of like So, so did he, it

98:49

seemed like at least I don't like I

98:51

wasn't really following his career, but

98:52

it seemed like he came in like an

98:54

assassin.

98:55

>> Did some big stuff.

98:57

>> Well, his dad died.

98:58

>> Okay.

98:58

>> His dad died during COVID.

99:00

>> Okay. And um after his dad died, he

99:02

promised his mother that he was gonna

99:04

stop fighting.

99:06

>> Got it.

99:06

>> Yeah. His dad was his trainer. You know,

99:08

his dad his dad uh was legendary,

99:12

>> legendary trainer and trained Islam,

99:14

trained Kabib

99:16

>> and uh when he died uh Kabib made a

99:20

promise to his mother.

99:21

>> He fought Justin Kaichi, beat him,

99:23

defended his title, and that was it.

99:25

Done. M but I mean he's he's very well

99:28

regarded now for his accomplishments in

99:31

fighting, right?

99:31

>> One of the greatest of all time.

99:32

>> Yeah.

99:33

>> I mean there's an argument of who the

99:34

greatest of all time is. It's very

99:35

subjective.

99:36

>> Sure.

99:37

>> But he's certainly in the conversation.

99:38

>> Yeah. you know, of he's one of I don't

99:41

think there is a maybe Jon Jones is the

99:44

>> greatest of all time just ba based on

99:46

his accomplishments and also undefeated

99:49

but also the time that he's been I mean

99:51

John won a world title at 23 and is

99:56

still like up until he he relinquished

100:00

his heavyweight title recently.

100:02

>> Um he's 36 37 now. No one's beaten him.

100:07

>> Crazy. No one's had a run like that.

100:10

>> No one's had a run like that.

100:11

>> That's insane. How big is it? How big is

100:12

he?

100:13

>> John's a heavyweight.

100:14

>> Yeah,

100:14

>> she's uh John I think is 6'3 or 6'4,

100:17

>> you know, and now he's about 240ish, but

100:19

he used to fight at 205. That was his

100:21

main weight class.

100:24

>> That's some crazy.

100:25

>> Yeah. And so, you know, the conversation

100:27

of who is the greatest of all time. In

100:30

my my book, Mighty Mouse is in that

100:31

conversation, too.

100:33

>> Mighty Mouse.

100:34

>> Mighty Mouse is Demetrius Johnson. He

100:35

was a flyweight. Uh the problem is he

100:38

was a very small guy and so a lot of

100:41

people disregard the smaller guys in

100:44

that conversation but skill-wise in

100:46

terms of the expression of mixed martial

100:49

arts excellence I put Mighty Mouse in

100:52

his prime right up there with everybody.

100:54

>> Do you think that now you your arms are

100:56

significantly bigger than mine and I I

100:59

feel like like the guys who are good at

101:01

striking have smaller arms

101:03

>> like Tyson giant arms.

101:04

>> Giant arms. There you go.

101:05

>> Yeah. That's

101:06

>> Don't you feel like you're swinging

101:07

around some weight? Like

101:08

>> you are, but you also have a lot more

101:10

power behind it.

101:10

>> Yeah. Yeah. So, when you do connect,

101:12

that's true.

101:12

>> It's it's conditioning, you know, like

101:15

the whole thing of swing. It's like, did

101:16

you develop those arms just doing bicep

101:18

curls or did you develop those arms

101:20

doing functional things like constant

101:23

constant training that gives you muscle

101:25

endurance?

101:26

>> You know, it all depends. But if you see

101:28

like a big bulky bodybuilder guy, yeah,

101:30

that's not good.

101:31

>> No. But for like our level where we're

101:33

still athletic and stuff, I'm going,

101:34

"But man, I don't want I I don't want to

101:36

put on more. I want to get stronger, but

101:37

I don't want to put on more."

101:38

>> Yeah. I don't do really anything to try

101:40

to put weight on. I don't I don't lift

101:42

anything heavier than 70 pounds.

101:44

>> So many dudes just want to just

101:46

>> Yeah. They just want to look big. Yeah.

101:47

I don't do anything like that. I don't

101:49

Like I said, the heaviest thing I lift

101:50

is my body weight,

101:52

>> you know? I do a lot of body weight

101:53

stuff. I do a lot of chin-ups and dips

101:54

and sometimes I do it with a vest, you

101:56

know, and I do, you know, but with

102:00

kettle bells like the heavy occasionally

102:02

I'll throw around a 90 pound kettle

102:03

bell, but the heaviest I really train

102:05

with 70.

102:06

>> Yeah.

102:07

>> But that's plenty. But I don't, like I

102:09

said, I don't train for size. I just

102:11

train for function,

102:11

>> strength and function. Yeah.

102:12

>> Yeah. It has to to me it's silly. If I

102:15

don't have range of motion and function,

102:17

like what am I doing?

102:18

>> No, you have to like

102:20

>> I'm a martial artist. Like my my whole

102:21

thing is to being able to use my body.

102:23

It's not to make it look like I can use

102:25

it. I'd rather be smaller and and

102:29

>> more functional than bigger and

102:31

>> just look like a big goofy toad.

102:34

>> Yeah. I I I bulk too easily. I actually

102:37

I actually try to put on that's why I

102:38

only do uh I mean Yeah. We're Italian

102:41

Irish. I mean, come on.

102:42

>> You get thick.

102:43

>> Yeah. You get thick quick.

102:44

>> Yeah.

102:44

>> You [laughter] got You got to watch the

102:46

>> long line of people. Long line of thick

102:48

people.

102:49

>> Uhhuh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Um, can I take a

102:52

quick pe

102:53

>> We'll be right back. Ladies and

102:54

gentlemen,

102:55

>> you've been you've been murdering it

102:56

like you've been having just tons and

102:59

tons of pe you do them every day. You do

103:01

>> I just keep I mean it's not any

103:03

different pace than before. It's usually

103:05

four a week.

103:06

>> It seems it's just I feel like maybe

103:08

it's cuz I'm in the jungle for a few

103:09

weeks and then I'll like come back and

103:10

and look and I'm like whoa.

103:12

>> Yeah.

103:12

>> Like Johnny Knoxville, Matt Damon and

103:14

like bang bang bang bang.

103:16

>> The key is just keep going. Yeah. You

103:19

know, like you've run a thousand miles,

103:20

right? But you didn't run a thousand

103:22

miles in a day. You know, you run 10 a

103:24

day and then days go on.

103:27

>> Incredible though. You get to meet

103:29

everybody.

103:30

>> You meet a lot of people.

103:31

>> Yeah.

103:32

>> You definitely develop a better

103:33

understanding of human beings

103:35

>> because you know, you're limited by the

103:37

amount of human beings you interact

103:39

with, your scope, your understanding of

103:41

people.

103:41

>> Yeah.

103:42

>> The more you can talk to, the more

103:43

different people, the more you get a

103:45

different sense. And

103:46

>> Yeah. You're in a very You're in a very

103:48

unique I mean again I always go back to

103:49

the bee lady.

103:51

>> Remember that the the she relocates the

103:53

bees.

103:53

>> She's cool.

103:54

>> Yeah. And then you have people like

103:56

Knoxville on and you guys are talking I

103:57

just heard you guys talking about when

103:59

he gets when he got hit by the bull. I

104:00

was always wondering if that was real.

104:02

And then I remember the first time I

104:03

came in here I was asking you and Jamie.

104:05

I was going the one question was the

104:06

David Blaine thing because he had you

104:08

shove that thing through. I was like

104:09

>> I shoved it through. Yeah. That was

104:11

real.

104:11

>> I was going come on they got it. That

104:13

can't be.

104:13

>> Nope. That was real. I mean, because I

104:16

did it once and I hit a nerve and

104:18

restart it, right? Yeah. Maybe back out

104:20

and shove it right through,

104:21

>> but it's not a trick, you know? It's

104:24

just pain. Like, I I could do that if I

104:27

wanted to do that. I could do that. I

104:28

could shove a needle through my arm.

104:30

>> How bad do you want it?

104:31

>> I don't want to do that. Yeah.

104:32

>> I don't understand why I would do that.

104:34

>> And I feel like that's a little bit of

104:35

what Knoxville was saying where he was

104:36

like, "Look," he's like, "I got a

104:37

response." And he's like, "This [snorts]

104:39

is what I started doing cuz you know,

104:40

and it's like

104:42

>> one way or the other, how you going to

104:43

get the attention?" I mean, that's what

104:44

brought him to the dance is just getting

104:46

hurt all the time. But when he told me

104:47

he had been knocked unconscious 16

104:50

times. [snorts]

104:51

>> And then the last one, that's really

104:53

bad. And then the last one was the bull

104:56

one that he landed on his head and he

104:58

was depressed for months and he had to

104:59

get on medication.

105:01

>> I am very averse to head injuries, which

105:05

is kind of hypocritical because I'm a

105:08

>> combat sports commentator. You know,

105:10

it's weird. And I've also been hit in

105:11

the head a bunch of times. But I just

105:13

think it's really [ __ ] bad for you

105:16

overall. I stopped sparring when I was

105:19

in my late 20s. Really? Kickboxing

105:22

sparring? Yeah.

105:23

>> And then I did it a little bit when I

105:24

was supposed to fight Wesley Snipes. I

105:26

went back and started sparring again.

105:28

>> Did Did you fight Wesley?

105:29

>> No. Wesley Snipes was

105:30

>> be hysterical.

105:31

>> It was in I was in my mid30s and I was

105:34

like this is the last chance I get to do

105:36

something like this. And then um I got

105:38

contacted by uh Campbell McLaren who was

105:41

one of the producers of the early UFC.

105:42

He's like, "This is going to sound

105:43

crazy, but uh Wesley, he was in tax

105:47

problems. He wound up going to jail for

105:48

tax evasion." Apparently, he had some

105:51

crazy guy who was telling him, you know,

105:53

you don't have to pay taxes. You know,

105:54

there's there's those guys that are

105:56

like, what do they call them? Sovereign

105:57

citizens. Is that what they call them?

105:59

>> I think so.

106:00

>> There's a lot of people that give really

106:02

bad advice, you know,

106:04

>> and they got in with someone like Wesley

106:05

Snipes. Uh-huh. And you know, they tell

106:08

you like they can't prosecute you. It's

106:11

not in the constitution.

106:11

>> And he believed it because he didn't

106:13

have access to I never talked to Wesley.

106:15

I don't know. I don't have anything

106:16

against him.

106:17

>> You sure he just wasn't scared of

106:18

fighting you, so he made up this whole

106:19

story?

106:20

>> No. I think Wesley also might have been

106:22

embarking on a journey of cocaine.

106:25

>> Oh. [laughter]

106:26

>> Which gives you a very distorted idea of

106:29

what you can and can't do.

106:31

>> Everything.

106:31

>> Yeah. You think you can do everything? I

106:33

don't know if that's the case. I think

106:34

it might have been just well he's a very

106:36

legitimate martial artist.

106:38

>> I mean Wesley if you look at his like

106:40

skills like from the movie Blade and

106:43

like he's a really good martial artist.

106:45

He knows how to fight.

106:46

>> Yeah. You kind of have to be to do those

106:47

movies. Hey.

106:48

>> Yeah.

106:48

>> Yeah.

106:48

>> Um but my thought was just I'm going to

106:51

grab him and choke the life out of him.

106:52

Like how's he going to stop me? Yeah.

106:54

Like also I know how to stand up. Like I

106:56

was a

106:57

>> kickboxer.

106:57

>> That would have been awesome if you

106:58

could uh if you could fight one person

107:00

dead or alive full fight.

107:02

>> I don't want to do that. I wouldn't. No.

107:04

The problem with it, it really

107:06

>> No, but like theoretically, not you as

107:08

Joe Rogan the dad and like just Joe

107:09

Rogan.

107:10

>> It would not be one person. What it

107:12

would be is start fighting again. It

107:13

would be fight whoever. It was the whole

107:15

thing would be competing. But obviously

107:18

I'm 58. That's never happening now.

107:20

>> No, I'm saying like but like Wesley

107:22

Snipes it's like you know you say like

107:23

oh I'd want to fight.

107:24

>> I just thought it would be an adventure.

107:26

Yeah.

107:26

>> And I I trained for like six months. I

107:28

was training with Rob Cayman who's like

107:31

a legendary kickboxing a Dutch

107:33

kickboxing champion. So he was my

107:35

kickboxing coach. Yeah.

107:36

>> And so I was training with him in the

107:37

mornings and I was training jiu-jitsu at

107:38

night. It was hard. It was really hard.

107:41

I was doing it for six months. I was

107:42

training twice a day for six months.

107:44

>> Yeah.

107:44

>> It was really brutal and I was so tired.

107:47

I was tired all the time.

107:48

>> And that's where you got those leg kicks

107:50

that you were teaching George St.

107:51

Pierre.

107:51

>> No, I I learned how to do that when I

107:53

was a kid. Now my question is now he's

107:55

such a legendary MMA guy like he was

107:59

>> did did he not have

108:00

>> well I was a taekwondo specialist you

108:03

know and I was

108:04

>> multiple time state champion in taekwond

108:06

do and I won a bunch of national

108:08

tournaments I and I I was really good I

108:10

was really good at taekwondo like I

108:12

fought at a very high level and I have

108:16

uh a lot of uh really good instruction

108:21

that I got from I I got very lucky

108:24

And I stumbled upon a school in Boston

108:27

called the Jay Hun Kim Taekwondo

108:29

Institute. Just randomly walked in the

108:31

door one day and it turned out to be one

108:33

of the best taekwondo schools in the

108:35

world.

108:36

>> And so I had trained with uh some of the

108:40

very best people in the world just by

108:42

fortune. Yeah. And I was physically

108:44

gifted. I was very lucky in a lot of

108:46

ways. a lot of natural power and um I

108:49

learned technique and you know which is

108:52

the most important thing like perfect

108:53

technique

108:54

>> and so uh when it was funny it was

108:57

because it came about because of John

109:00

Donnaher I had a conversation with John

109:01

Donnaher who was George's jiu-jitsu

109:03

coach who's maybe the greatest martial

109:05

arts coach in the world maybe of all

109:07

time really legitimately like a

109:10

brilliant man he was a a philosophy

109:13

major from Colombia who uh got I think

109:17

he was a professor for a bit, but then

109:19

he got obsessed with jiu-jitsu and was

109:21

just teaching jiu-jitsu and training

109:22

jiu-jitsu and sleeping on the mats and

109:24

like literally literally teaching all

109:26

day, training all day and sleeping on

109:28

the mats. But but a brilliant man

109:30

>> and we were having dinner one night and

109:32

he's like,

109:33

>> "George needs some help with the finer

109:36

points of the spinning back kick. Do you

109:39

know anyone who can help him?" And I

109:41

said,

109:42

>> "No,

109:42

>> this is going to sound crazy." Yeah.

109:43

>> I go, "But I have like the best spinning

109:46

back ache you're ever going to see in

109:47

your [ __ ] life." I go, I know it

109:49

sounds crazy because I'm a comedian. I

109:50

go find a a bag. I could show you. Yeah.

109:54

>> I can show you what I could do. And then

109:56

I brought there's a video of me.

109:58

>> Oh, I saw it.

109:58

>> Okay. It was me. The sound is imprinted

110:00

in my mind.

110:01

>> George, this is when we were at Legends

110:03

Legends MMA uh in um LA, which is where

110:07

I trained. It was where uh Eddie Bravo

110:09

had uh 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu. And you

110:13

know, I go, "Okay, let's go downstairs

110:14

to the Muay Thai part and I'll show

110:17

you."

110:17

>> And then I I kick the bag and he's like,

110:19

"Man, what [laughter] the [ __ ] Can I

110:21

film this?"

110:22

>> And like it's he's filmed with a flip

110:24

phone, which is crazy. Like that's how

110:25

long ago this was.

110:27

>> This is I was probably 2005 or something

110:29

like that. I had hair

110:31

>> and uh and it was uh it was funny

110:35

because it was like this thing. It's

110:36

like cuz I don't do it. It was even back

110:38

then it wasn't like I was training in

110:41

kickboxing. I wasn't training in

110:42

taekwond do. It was just I just still

110:45

had it in me.

110:46

>> Yeah.

110:47

>> Um you still do you still do you keep

110:49

it?

110:50

>> Did it today.

110:50

>> You did it today.

110:51

>> Yeah.

110:51

>> Nice.

110:52

>> Yeah.

110:52

>> That it was an impressive video and you

110:54

just go Jesus he's he's if he's showing

110:56

this to to George St. Pierre how good is

110:58

he at this thing? It's like you know

110:59

>> I used to be really good.

111:00

>> Yeah. I believe you. I realized when I

111:03

was like 21. Well, I realized when I was

111:06

19 that I was going to have to stop

111:09

>> because I I fought in California. I was

111:11

living in Boston at the time. Was

111:12

traveling all over the country and

111:14

fighting

111:15

>> and I fought in the nationals in

111:17

California against this guy who was the

111:18

Illinois state champion. And I knocked

111:20

him out really bad. It was really bad.

111:24

>> I hit him with a wheel kick in the head

111:26

and my heel was sore for days

111:28

afterwards. Yeah.

111:29

>> Like I had a hard time walking

111:31

>> from his [ __ ] head.

111:33

>> And he never got up. He he went down

111:36

face first, was snoring.

111:39

>> And back then, my thing was

111:41

>> if I knocked anybody out, I would just

111:43

act like it was no big deal. I would

111:44

just turn away and walk away. No

111:46

celebration. I just walk away like that.

111:48

That's I'm going to do that to all you

111:49

guys.

111:49

>> Yeah.

111:49

>> And so I walked away and then I turned

111:52

to my friend Junkick, who was uh my

111:54

corner guy. I said, "Is he getting up?"

111:56

He was like, "He's not getting up. He's

111:57

not going to get up. He's out. And and

111:59

then they took him and they put him in a

112:02

they they took him and they put him in a

112:04

stretcher

112:05

>> and then they were taking care of him

112:06

and for like a half hour he was still

112:08

unconscious. Yeah.

112:09

>> And then they took him to the hospital.

112:10

I have no idea what happened to him but

112:12

I realized it was so bad. It was cuz he

112:16

came forward. So what happened was he

112:19

did do you know what a switchkick is?

112:21

>> No. A switchkick is you're standing with

112:24

your left leg forward and you switch

112:26

legs and you come like with the left

112:29

kick.

112:29

>> You think he's repositioning and then

112:31

>> he's moving forward but he telegraphed

112:33

it and it's his left leg. So I saw that

112:37

his left leg was coming this way. So I

112:39

spun with my right heel and I hit him in

112:42

the head as he was running forward.

112:43

>> Wow. So, it's like multiple for the

112:46

force itself of a wheel kick is so

112:48

powerful. And then when you're running

112:50

into a wheel kick, it's crazy.

112:52

>> Like two cars driving at each other.

112:53

>> It's like

112:54

>> getting hit with a baseball bat that

112:56

[ __ ]

112:58

>> you know, Mark Maguire swinging. It's

113:00

crazy how much power there is in it

113:02

because it's your legs.

113:03

>> Your legs carry you around all day and

113:05

the torque of your whole body. you're

113:07

whipping around and and you're [snorts]

113:09

hitting with the heel and you you know

113:11

there's no padding on your heel and it's

113:12

all right. I hit him right on the

113:14

[ __ ] cheek like right on the side of

113:15

his head.

113:16

>> He went out

113:18

>> and then I came back to my instructor

113:20

and I and he wasn't there at the

113:22

tournament. I went back to Boston. He's

113:24

like he goes, "Uh, I heard you had a

113:27

really good knockout." And I said,

113:29

"Yeah." I said, "I was it was scary." I

113:32

go, "I thought he was dead." He goes,

113:36

"Sometimes they die." And then he walked

113:38

away from me.

113:39

>> And I was like, "Fuck, man. Sometimes

113:41

they die." I'm like, "That's me." I'm

113:43

like, "I'm" and I had no health

113:44

insurance. I was 19. I was broke. I was

113:47

training for the I wanted to be on the

113:48

Olympic team. And I was two years from

113:50

there

113:50

>> and I I lost a lot of my steam at that

113:53

moment because I was like, "What am I

113:56

doing? I'm fighting for free. I don't

113:58

have any money. I have no insurance

114:01

>> and I'm doing this thing." And I I knew

114:04

back then I was getting some brain

114:06

damage for sure.

114:07

>> Yeah.

114:08

>> Um and then I then I started kickboxing

114:11

like right after that and then I really

114:14

kind of lost my feeling for taekwond do

114:16

because I realized it was so limited you

114:18

know that like when I was uh sparring

114:20

with kickboxers I was really my god my

114:22

hands are so limited. So then I started

114:23

working with this guy Joe Lake who was a

114:26

boxing coach. And that's when I was

114:27

doing a lot of boxing and a lot of uh a

114:30

lot of kickboxing. And I was like, man,

114:32

I'm getting my brains beat in and I

114:34

don't know why I'm doing this,

114:37

>> you know? I'm like, there's no

114:38

professional. It wasn't like the UFC

114:40

existed at the time. I got offered a

114:42

kickboxing fight for 500 bucks. And I

114:45

was like, 500 bucks? So for 500 bucks, I

114:48

lose my amateur status. I can never

114:49

fight in the Olympics and there's no

114:51

money in it as a professional. I'm like,

114:52

what is my future? Am I going to be one

114:54

of the And then I'm new guys in the gym

114:57

that I used to train with like when I

114:58

was 19 and then by the time I was like

115:01

21, I was seeing brain damage in these

115:03

guys. I was seeing them slurring their

115:05

words, forgetting what they were saying,

115:08

repeating themselves. The weird thing is

115:09

they they'll tell you a story.

115:11

>> Yeah.

115:11

>> And then they tell you the same story

115:13

like two minutes later and like you just

115:15

[ __ ] told me that story. Like they

115:16

don't remember. They don't remember

115:18

anything.

115:18

>> And and now but now now George St.

115:20

Pierre is a good example of someone I

115:22

feel like he made it out of fighting

115:23

before. Yes. Like he looks very healthy.

115:25

>> He's fine.

115:25

>> He looks he's fine.

115:26

>> He's fine, but he's, you know, he's a

115:29

very intelligent guy. He does also does

115:31

a lot of things to keep his mind very

115:32

active. He plays chess,

115:34

>> you know, and he's very like proactive

115:37

about it.

115:37

>> But he seems like even like I've just

115:39

seen him on social media where he's

115:40

like, "Hey guys, this is how I do." Like

115:42

he's just like a very

115:43

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Seems like a very

115:44

positive, fun, you know, does not

115:46

>> the best case scenario for both another

115:49

guy in the argument for the all-time

115:50

great.

115:51

>> Yeah.

115:51

>> Uh for an all-time great MMA champion

115:54

who has a successful and happy life

115:57

outside of it.

115:58

>> Didn't end up with the No.

116:00

>> the shakes.

116:00

>> No.

116:01

>> No. He's fine. I mean, I've hung out

116:03

with him a bunch. I've hung out with him

116:04

recently. Yeah.

116:05

>> He was great. We came to the comedy

116:06

club. He's actually playing my friend

116:08

James McCann. They were playing chess in

116:10

the green room at the Comedy Mothership.

116:11

It was so cool. We're filming it.

116:13

>> The last time I came, I think he had

116:14

been in there the night before and I was

116:15

like a I would I would have been that

116:17

would have been a trip to meet him.

116:18

>> He's amazing. He's But he's such a

116:20

sweetheart of a guy. You would never

116:21

imagine that. He's a [ __ ] killer

116:24

>> inside the Octagon.

116:25

>> Yeah,

116:25

>> he's such a sweet guy. But it's just

116:27

like for him

116:28

>> it was just this incredible challenge

116:31

and he was really good at it and he just

116:33

figured out a way to express himself

116:35

that way and

116:37

>> you know was a legend. Like I don't

116:38

imagine that he was like big on like the

116:40

trash talk before fights and everything,

116:42

right? He was probably just like, "Look,

116:43

we're just going to

116:44

>> No, there was no trash talk. He was very

116:45

respectful unless someone was

116:47

disrespectful to him and and you know,

116:49

and even then he wasn't trash talking."

116:53

>> No, he always seemed like he was cool.

116:54

Yeah. He was just doing his thing.

116:56

>> No, he was a one of the best

116:58

representatives of the sport of all

117:00

time, if not the best. I like that.

117:02

>> Never got into trouble outside the

117:04

octagon. never, you know, was never

117:07

drunk driving or beating people up and,

117:10

you know, just a great guy. And if I

117:13

would have to tell people who he is like

117:14

he would uh he was like, "Who's your

117:16

friend?" I was like, "What do you think

117:17

he does?"

117:18

>> Yeah.

117:18

>> What do you think my friend does? And

117:20

like, "I don't know. He seems cool." Was

117:21

like he's one of the uh he's about 5

117:25

>> n 510 maybe. And now he probably weighs

117:29

180 lbs. 185 lbs maybe. Fought at 170.

117:33

>> Okay. you know, he's not like a scary

117:35

looking person. I'm like, that's one of

117:36

the greatest fighters that's ever walked

117:39

the face of the earth.

117:41

>> Like, no way. I'm like, yeah.

117:42

>> I mean, he's like, hey, how you doing,

117:44

man? What's going on? Like, he doesn't

117:46

seem like he's like jovial. No.

117:47

>> Yeah. He's a sweetheart.

117:48

>> No, he's not trying to intimidate. Like,

117:50

you know, Khabib looks like he's, you

117:51

know,

117:51

>> he's really smart. I mean, he's really

117:53

he's always like watching documentaries

117:55

and reading books and he's fascinated by

117:58

ancient history and dinosaurs and really

118:01

into aliens.

118:02

>> Dinosaurs. Um, no. It's just it's crazy,

118:05

man. You you've you've gotten to this.

118:07

You've you've met everyone. Did you ever

118:09

have Jane Goodall on here?

118:10

>> No, I did not, unfortunately.

118:13

I wanted to and she's gone, right?

118:15

>> She just died.

118:16

>> I wanted to talk to her about Bigfoot

118:18

because she was convinced that Bigfoot

118:20

was real.

118:21

>> What?

118:21

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

118:22

>> She was convinced that Bigfoot was real.

118:23

>> Yeah. Yeah. She did this interview and

118:25

she said she's certain of it. Yeah.

118:27

Yeah. We'll find it, Jamie. See, find

118:29

that. I not that I don't believe you,

118:31

but I just don't find Jane Goodall.

118:34

>> I know. I know. I know. I was stunned. I

118:36

was like, "What?" And this is by the

118:37

time I had been convinced that Bigfoot

118:39

was fake.

118:40

>> Yeah. I'm in that camp.

118:41

>> But I There's camera traps.

118:42

>> But this is the camp. Um there was an

118:46

animal that [snorts] that coexisted with

118:48

human beings for sure that was called

118:49

Gigantopithecus. Yes. You know the whole

118:52

story. Yeah. So, Jagan, Gigantopithecus,

118:54

they found bones in an apothecary shop

118:57

in China in the 1920s

119:00

or 30s and an anthropologist found these

119:04

molers and said, "Where did you get

119:06

this? These are primate mers and they're

119:08

[ __ ] enormous." Yeah. Like, whatever

119:10

this thing was was absolutely huge.

119:12

>> So, they went to the site where they got

119:14

it.

119:15

>> They found uh mandible bones that

119:17

indicated it was bipedal. Um, so it was

119:19

an upright walking chimp. a walking

119:22

primate that was 8 to 10 feet tall. Like

119:26

what the [ __ ] is this? And so I'm sure

119:28

you've seen the images of what a

119:30

gigantoythecus looked like in comparison

119:32

to a human being. It's in the orangutang

119:34

family.

119:35

>> And um so that thing existed and also

119:39

existed in Asia, right? So you look at

119:42

the bearing straight and you look at the

119:45

bearing land bridge that we know existed

119:47

during the ice age. And so we know that

119:50

humans migrated from Siberia into North

119:54

America. We know that for a fact. You

119:56

know one of the reasons we know that for

119:57

a fact because Mormons were convinced

119:59

that Native Americans were part of the

120:00

lost tribe of Israel.

120:03

>> Yeah. So some rich Mormon guy did a DNA

120:08

test on Native Americans and find out

120:11

found out that they emanated from

120:13

Siberia.

120:13

>> Yeah.

120:14

>> And so it was incorrect. So, we know

120:16

humans came down from there. Why

120:18

wouldn't

120:19

>> other animals? Well, we know they did.

120:21

We know shortfaced bear, a bunch of

120:23

different animals that they find their

120:24

bones in Alaska, and they know that they

120:27

probably made their way down through

120:29

North America. It just stands, it just

120:32

makes logical sense that if you have a

120:34

variety of different megapona

120:36

>> that probably one of those primates or a

120:39

bunch of those primates lived in the

120:42

Pacific Northwest, which is the area

120:44

where they would be, right? Okay. And

120:45

then you have incredibly dense forest,

120:47

right?

120:48

>> Yeah.

120:48

>> So Jane Goodall won't rule out the

120:51

existence of But no, no, no. Find the

120:53

video where she says, "I'm convinced.

120:55

>> I'm convinced."

120:56

>> Yeah, cuz she was talking.

120:58

>> I didn't see her say that.

120:59

>> Oh, no. No. I've I've heard I'm not

121:01

saying I'm not.

121:02

>> Okay, just find it cuz it exists.

121:04

[laughter]

121:04

>> It doesn't.

121:06

No, no, no. Go to video.

121:09

>> Dude, she would have been awesome. You

121:10

should I I'm so sorry.

121:12

>> Jane Get all on how Bigfoot might be

121:13

real. That's it right there. Put the put

121:15

the headphones on. Listen to this video.

121:17

>> Headphones.

121:20

>> Here we go.

121:22

>> I climbed into the hills.

121:24

>> Oh, there's Jane.

121:28

>> This was where I [music] was meant to

121:29

be.

121:30

>> I wanted to talk to you about something

121:32

that uh some would say is fictional, but

121:34

you would say, "Hold up, we we don't

121:36

know for certain." And that's Bigfoot.

121:38

You you

121:40

>> Everybody talks to me about I I would

121:42

I'm romantic. I would like Bigfoot to

121:44

exist. I've met people who swear they've

121:47

seen Bigfoot. And I think the

121:49

interesting thing is every single

121:51

continent there is an equivalent of

121:54

Bigfoot [music] or Sasquatch. There's

121:56

the Yeti. There's the Yari in Australia.

121:59

There's the Chinese wild man. And

122:01

[music] and on and on and on. And you

122:04

know, I've had stories from people who

122:08

you have to believe [music] them. So,

122:11

there's something. I don't know what it

122:12

is. I've always open-minded.

122:15

>> What about other mythological creatures?

122:18

>> Pause for a second. So, they're they're

122:20

saying that to her. He's saying that to

122:22

her, and she said that in reaction to a

122:24

previous interview that she did. The

122:26

previous interview that she did, she

122:28

said, "I'm convinced that it exists."

122:32

>> I don't know. Well, you know, you got to

122:34

realize this is a lady that lived with

122:36

primates in an inaccessible area where

122:40

there's very few human beings and she

122:42

had these interactions with them. I I

122:44

don't agree with her,

122:46

>> but I think that it existed at one point

122:48

in time. One of the other reasons why I

122:50

think it exists is that different Native

122:51

American tribes um put this into

122:54

perplexity. How many different Native

122:57

American terms were there for a hairy

123:01

wild man or Bigfoot? And I believe

123:04

there's more than 80.

123:06

>> That's wild.

123:07

>> Now, they don't have a lot of

123:08

mythological creatures in Native

123:10

American culture.

123:11

>> Yeah.

123:11

>> Right. And so in in different tribes,

123:14

right? But they have a name for this

123:17

hairy, wild, giant man that lives in the

123:20

woods,

123:21

>> the Wookie.

123:22

>> Yeah. They also have the other thing

123:24

that's really fascinating is giants.

123:26

There is uh a lot of uh ancient cultures

123:30

have stories about giants and Native

123:33

American tribes have ancient stories of

123:37

giant redhaired men

123:40

>> which you know god they're in the it's

123:42

in the Bible. It's in a bunch of okay 40

123:45

to 50 separate terms across different

123:47

languages and regions. Hairy wild giant

123:49

man.

123:51

No single agreed upon count, but dozens

123:54

of distinct Native American names for

123:55

Harry, wild, giant man, banks, easily

123:57

over 40 to 50 separate terms across

124:00

different languages and regions.

124:03

>> Interesting.

124:04

>> I still I would love to see the clip

124:05

eventually of Jane Coyle saying I

124:07

believe in Bigfoot cuz she's saying

124:08

there she's like I'm open to the idea of

124:10

it.

124:11

>> She's saying that and as the reason why

124:14

is because he had exactly because he had

124:16

seen the previous interview. See if we

124:18

can find another interview with her

124:19

talking about Bigfoot. Um,

124:21

>> yeah, she was she was awesome. You know,

124:22

she she's the reason I have a career.

124:26

>> Really,

124:27

>> her being awesome. I always there's two

124:29

stories I tell people if I go first of

124:30

all because everyone goes, "What's Joe

124:32

Rogan like?"

124:33

>> Yeah.

124:33

>> And I No, it's true. Cuz everyone wants

124:35

to know and you're controversial and so

124:37

I always go the nicest [ __ ] guy in

124:38

the world. I go like said the first time

124:40

I came you sent me a message and you

124:41

said something about like, "Hey, don't

124:42

worry about a thing. Like I'm even gonna

124:43

bring my dog." Like you It was very

124:45

nice. It was a little pat on the back

124:47

cuz you go Jane Goodall. I went to a

124:51

talk when I was like 22 something and I

124:54

was just writing chapters of my first

124:55

book, Mother of God, which didn't even

124:57

have a name yet. And I had chapters in a

125:00

Manila envelope and I went to a talk

125:02

that Goodall was giving and I mean I'd

125:04

been read stories and seen the black and

125:06

white pictures. So this is like you know

125:08

like Einstein, Abe Lincoln, Jane

125:10

Goodall. It's like a living historical

125:11

figure,

125:12

>> right? And so now she's talking in front

125:14

of me and I had brought these chapters

125:16

and been I wanted to ask her because I'd

125:18

already sent the chapters to publishers

125:19

and they'd all been like, "Kid, none of

125:21

this is true." You know, no way did you

125:23

jump on a giant anaconda. No way did you

125:25

raise an anteater. They just didn't

125:27

believe me. And then I I when it was my

125:29

turn after hundreds of people, I get to

125:32

her and you know, she goes, "Hello." She

125:33

goes takes a little picture with you and

125:35

I said, "Would you read these chapters?"

125:36

I said, "I I I I would love it because I

125:38

I loved your stories as a kid." She

125:40

goes, "Thank you." And she puts it to

125:41

the side. 48 hours later, her staff gets

125:44

in touch and they go, "Jane actually

125:46

read what you gave her, loved it, and

125:49

said, "Finish the book, get a publisher,

125:52

and I will write you an endorsement."

125:54

>> Wow.

125:55

>> She waved her magical wand in my

125:57

direction, and gave me a career.

126:00

>> That's so cool. And what's really great

126:03

is that earlier this year I emailed her

126:05

and it was because this book was coming

126:07

out and I I you know I said it would be

126:10

amazing to have I mean I said at this

126:13

point no one's you know the conservation

126:15

mo the voice of mother earth. Um and she

126:18

just you know she was just she just said

126:20

you know just keep protecting the

126:21

Amazon. That's that's your mission. She

126:24

was always very it was like you know

126:25

Luke believe in yourself. It was like

126:27

you know [laughter] she was just like

126:28

you your job is to protect this forest.

126:31

And it was incredible.

126:32

>> That's amazing.

126:33

>> And so, yeah, right right me, you know,

126:35

about 6 months ago, I got to tell her, I

126:36

was like, look, because the last time

126:38

I'd spoken to her, we were protecting,

126:40

>> I think it was like a 100,000 acres. And

126:43

then in the last year, we added 30,000

126:45

acres to the reserve. And so, I said,

126:46

you know, we're making strides forward.

126:49

And she just, it was good that I got to

126:51

tell her that. And then, and then, uh,

126:54

you know, recently we found out that

126:55

that she died. But what a legacy.

126:58

>> What a legacy.

126:58

>> What a legacy. I mean, we know. so much

127:01

about primate behavior because of that

127:03

woman.

127:04

>> We still know so much about I mean man

127:06

the toolmaker before her we said that it

127:09

was humans that use tools and now we

127:12

know that you know cappuccin monkeys use

127:13

rocks. We know that otter use rocks.

127:16

>> I mean I've seen elephants use a stick

127:17

to scratch. Seen I've seen I've seen

127:20

camera trap footage of an elephant using

127:22

a a tree to knock over an electrical

127:24

fence.

127:25

>> Like animals use tools. She was the

127:27

first one. I mean, she went out there

127:29

when she was what, 20some years old,

127:31

middle Africa, blonde girl,

127:32

>> crazy.

127:33

>> And then spent the whole rest of her

127:35

life.

127:36

>> But the lesson that I take away from

127:38

that is that even as famous as she was,

127:40

that she was traveling 300 days a year.

127:43

I mean, she'd been, you know, an icon

127:45

for decades and that she still took the

127:48

time to actually read something that

127:51

some kid handed to her to that's

127:54

unfathomable

127:56

grace.

127:57

>> Yeah. to do that. And then literally if

127:59

that didn't happen, I never would have

128:01

published Mother of God. I never would

128:03

have started Jungle Keepers. I never

128:05

would have been protecting the

128:07

rainforest. She she she empowered that.

128:09

She did that with her magic. It was and

128:11

I think that that's incredible.

128:12

>> That's so cool.

128:14

>> Absolutely.

128:15

>> Did you find any other

128:16

>> No, I guarantee it exists.

128:19

>> Yeah.

128:20

>> But it's [snorts] okay. You have to

128:21

trust me. Um, I don't think she's

128:24

correct, but uh I do think not Bigfoot,

128:28

but I do think that it's entirely

128:31

possible that there is a small hairy uh

128:35

primall like humanlike primate that

128:39

exists still. That's like the the hobbit

128:41

people from the island of Flores.

128:43

>> Yeah.

128:43

>> You know, there's um there's the thing

128:46

called the Oring Pandeek. Have you heard

128:47

of that?

128:48

>> No.

128:48

>> The Oring Pandeek. uh I think uh

128:52

Indonesia, perhaps Vietnam. There's a

128:55

bunch of places that have this creature

128:58

that gets cited on multiple occasions

129:01

and they used to think of it as like

129:03

just silly legend. But now because of

129:07

the discovery, which was

129:11

>> was it in the '9s that they discovered

129:13

the hobbit people on the island of

129:15

Flores? You know about that, right?

129:16

>> I've heard of them. Yeah.

129:17

>> Yeah. Homoensis.

129:19

Yes,

129:20

>> but those are real. Real. We have their

129:21

bones.

129:21

>> Very real. Very real. It was a very

129:24

small um like hobbit like creature

129:28

>> that was a type of primate that was

129:31

bipeedal um that was like a little tiny

129:34

hairy human being that lived at least on

129:37

the island of Flores, but most likely

129:40

lived in many other places as well. And

129:43

um there's there's a possibility that it

129:46

still exists. And it's not me saying

129:50

this. It's like some actual

129:51

anthropologists that believe that this

129:53

thing might still be alive because

129:55

you're dealing with incredibly small

129:57

populations.

129:58

>> But are those I mean are those islands

130:00

so small that no like unlike the Amazon

130:03

like how could there be

130:05

>> incredibly dense incredibly dense forest

130:08

and no one's going

130:09

>> down in the bushes,

130:10

>> right? It's like the Tasmanian tiger. I

130:12

was just going to say like the thyloine

130:13

where it's like they're just they're

130:14

just hidden.

130:15

>> Exactly. Exactly. Like small population

130:18

like there's a lot of sightings of the

130:20

thyloine,

130:21

>> you know.

130:21

>> Yeah. But somehow all these sightings

130:23

it's never on a it's never clear.

130:25

>> No. No. Well, it's also there's no one

130:28

there. Yeah.

130:28

>> Here's the thing. I mean, let's pretend

130:30

that you saw a wolverine in the Montana

130:35

woods, like dense Montana woods, and

130:38

it's 100 yards away. You see it briefly

130:39

for a second. Get your phone. You're not

130:41

going to You might have seen it. You

130:43

might have seen it traveling between

130:44

trees, but like how are you going to get

130:46

it off your phone? You're going to have

130:47

to unless you have a Samsung where you

130:49

have a really good zoom, you're not

130:51

going to be able to zoom in enough, you

130:53

know, like you have to have like this

130:54

only a few phones that are Yeah, you're

130:56

not going to get good footage. But we

130:58

know that wolverines are real. But

130:59

finding a wolverine in the woods, I've

131:01

talked to God, I've talked to hundreds

131:05

of men who spend a giant portion of

131:08

their life in the woods and only a few

131:10

have seen wolverines.

131:11

>> I would love to see a wolver.

131:13

>> How about mountain lions? They're

131:14

everywhere. I've only seen three of them

131:16

in my entire life.

131:18

>> That's why.

131:19

>> But I've probably been around a hundred

131:21

of them and not known it. You know,

131:24

that's what that's the reaction we got

131:25

with the the tribes was that if you look

131:27

at unconted tribe, I mean, my whole

131:29

life, you look at photos of unconted

131:31

tribes,

131:32

>> it was like blurry, crappy, cuz who was

131:36

out there? It's like a logger,

131:37

>> right?

131:37

>> Right. Or it was somebody running,

131:39

>> right?

131:39

>> And even when I saw them the first time

131:42

when I was out on a solo, I was 10 days

131:43

deep in the jungle. I saw them and I ran

131:46

for my life and everyone went, "You

131:48

didn't see him." I mean, I'm a I'm I

131:49

don't mind that. If I have Pixar, it

131:51

didn't happen. Right.

131:52

>> Right. Um, and so with this when we

131:54

started when we started actually showing

131:56

people what we had, it was like this has

131:58

never been it's like it's like a vision

132:00

into the into the stone age,

132:03

>> right? I mean the like really not even

132:05

the stone age. Like they're not even

132:07

stone tools. They're using sharpened

132:09

sticks.

132:09

>> Yeah. I showed it to an anthropologist

132:11

and he was saying, you know, stone age

132:13

isn't necessarily accurate here. He said

132:15

because they're not using stone. They

132:17

don't have clay pots. He goes, "This is

132:19

something. This is But I mean it then

132:22

think about it. It's actually like a

132:23

time machine because you're you're

132:24

you're I mean, we were standing across

132:26

the river look talking to these people

132:28

and it's like you guys are a couple

132:30

thousand years back." And so it's like

132:32

this is such a strange aperture into

132:34

history.

132:35

>> Not even a couple, maybe like 30, 40

132:38

>> maybe. I feel like I feel like they I I

132:40

feel like somehow to me the number seems

132:42

like two, but it's like, you know, we

132:44

were we were like little tribes.

132:46

>> Yeah. 2,000 years ago, uh, the Egyptian

132:49

pyramids were already 2500 years old at

132:51

least.

132:51

>> That's true. That's true. But I mean,

132:53

again, the civilization isn't

132:56

homogeneous, right? Like different

132:57

different Well, obviously there's

132:59

uncontacted tribes still right now.

133:01

>> Yes.

133:02

>> That's what's crazy. It's like a man

133:04

with a cell phone

133:06

>> from the future filmed people.

133:09

>> That's what I'm saying. It felt like

133:10

that. It felt like this was like a Back

133:11

to the Future moment where it's like,

133:13

you know, this is they have no idea. and

133:15

and my people thinking of everyone else

133:18

back home I was like don't realize that

133:21

these people are still out there in the

133:23

jungle living like this

133:25

>> right and probably in the dense dense

133:27

dense forest there's probably many more

133:29

of them

133:30

>> there are many more of them in fact

133:31

while we yeah while we were watching

133:33

them out front there was this terrifying

133:35

moment where the

133:36

>> we heard something behind us and it was

133:38

which we never saw them but the women

133:40

came lightfoot in behind and they pulled

133:43

up all the yuca and the bananas and they

133:44

were raiding So, for a second we were

133:46

like, "There's an ambush." And everyone

133:48

was like turning the shotguns away from

133:49

the river and they were like, "We

133:51

thought there was going to be arrows

133:52

flying." So, like

133:53

>> my guy Agnosio grabbed me and like put

133:55

me down and we were hiding behind trees

133:57

waiting for it. And it was like, "No,

133:58

no, no. They're just stealing all of the

134:00

fruit and all of the crops and they just

134:02

raided our our our whole village."

134:05

>> Wow. But I really I really did feel

134:07

like, you know, like you you go imagine

134:08

what it would be like to go back and see

134:10

the Comanches,

134:11

>> watch them riding across the planes

134:13

after the Buffalo, and it's like we

134:14

can't.

134:15

>> But in this case, they were right there.

134:18

>> Right. Right.

134:19

>> And now and now now that these videos

134:23

are going out across the world, it's

134:24

like, look, we're trying to explain to

134:25

people, you know, first of all, there's

134:27

a lot of those, you know, you know

134:28

exactly what kind of pray people are

134:29

like, leave them alone. And it's like

134:31

literally we're the people trying to

134:33

make sure that they get left alone. Like

134:34

that's our job.

134:35

>> Yeah. You got to ignore those folks. You

134:36

you especially you you're not the type

134:39

of person that's interfering with their

134:40

life at all.

134:41

>> No. And by giving them the bananas,

134:43

you're help you're literally helping

134:44

them.

134:45

>> Well, and again, I was a witness that

134:47

was happening between the tribes and the

134:48

tribes.

134:49

>> Right. Right.

134:49

>> And so and so but but you know, for all

134:53

the all the indigenous cultures that

134:54

have been destroyed in in the last few

134:57

centuries,

134:59

we can we can do it right for once. Mhm.

135:01

>> We can actually respect these people. If

135:03

they want to come out, they can come

135:04

out. If they want to adapt, they can.

135:07

>> But they need to have forest to live in

135:10

>> in order to make that decision,

135:11

>> right?

135:12

>> And so that's where it's like,

135:13

>> how can they make an informed decision?

135:15

How could they how can they adapt? I

135:17

mean, I think it would be very slow is

135:19

so crazy.

135:19

>> I think it'd be slow. I think it'd be a

135:21

few more banana exchanges, maybe without

135:23

the the the arrow shot afterwards, and

135:26

then maybe it starts to be like, "Okay,

135:27

you guys can come here." May maybe maybe

135:29

the the communities teach them how to

135:31

grow bananas. Maybe they don't want to

135:33

come, but they want a few things,

135:34

>> right?

135:35

>> You know, maybe they want a couple of

135:36

machetes cuz it'll just help.

135:38

>> You know, and they want to keep to

135:39

themselves, maybe.

135:40

>> But I mean, other than them, the the

135:43

thought of the most uncont people is

135:45

North Sentinel Island.

135:47

>> Yeah.

135:47

>> And North Sentinel Island, the

135:49

interesting part of that is one of the

135:51

reasons why they're so distrustful

135:52

people is because they had been

135:54

contacted in the 1800s.

135:56

>> Bad.

135:57

>> Yeah. by a [ __ ] pervert. There was a

135:59

guy named Commander Maurice Vidal

136:01

Portman, okay, who was a like a

136:04

explorer/pervert.

136:06

And the reason why I say that is like

136:08

>> job title.

136:09

>> This guy had like weird journal logs

136:11

where he's like, "This one has testicles

136:13

the size of a sparrow's egg." Like he

136:16

would dress them up like Roman soldiers

136:18

and take pictures of them. They

136:19

kidnapped a few of them and then they

136:21

gave a bunch of people the flu and a

136:22

bunch of people died. And so they had

136:25

this immense distrust for people because

136:28

of this guy and his explorations onto

136:32

that island, that island and other

136:34

islands like it. So they they don't have

136:36

a written language, right? These people

136:37

there's no evidence they have fire. So

136:39

there's this story of these because you

136:42

know it's incredibly wet environment.

136:44

>> So they they have these stories that

136:47

they probably have these oral traditions

136:49

of these white people that come and [ __ ]

136:51

up everything. So when someone shows up

136:53

on a boat like there's been a few

136:54

instances where people were killed

136:56

obviously that missionary a few years

136:58

back but not just him there there's a

137:01

boat that sank there so it washed ashore

137:04

and sank and

137:05

>> they were headed to go kill those people

137:08

when they were rescued and now we've

137:11

spotted them. We people have spotted

137:13

them with metal and they believe the

137:16

metal they got was salvaged from the

137:18

boat.

137:18

>> Yeah.

137:19

>> So they got pieces of metal and Yeah. So

137:21

this this is the boat that

137:23

>> that shipwrecked.

137:25

>> In 1981, a cargo ship named the Primrose

137:29

ran ground on the coral reef surrounding

137:31

North Sentinel. The crew uh radioed for

137:33

assistance and settled for a long wait,

137:35

but in the morning they saw 50 men with

137:37

bows on the beach building makeshift

137:39

boats to swim out to them and [ __ ] them

137:41

up.

137:42

>> Yeah. I mean, they have a severe

137:44

distrust obviously

137:46

>> of people. So I was on the Andan Islands

137:49

which is right next to these

137:50

>> that guy respectable lawyer on Twitter.

137:52

He's the one I got the information from.

137:54

He documented the whole story of if you

137:56

scroll all the way up he'll talk about

137:58

that guy Maurice Vidal Po. See look at

138:00

look at he dressed. That's the guy.

138:02

>> Yeah. Yeah.

138:02

>> So that [ __ ] creep.

138:04

>> Look at him. He looks like a pervert.

138:06

>> So he's hanging out with these guys.

138:08

>> They should have known he was a pervert.

138:09

Look at him.

138:10

>> Look at him dressed. Wonderful

138:12

testicles.

138:12

>> They probably didn't want a profile.

138:14

>> Yeah. So that's the dude. Yeah, he's

138:17

from the English Royal Navy.

138:19

>> Yeah,

138:19

>> Portman. Maurice Fidal Portman.

138:22

>> Yeah,

138:23

>> dude. Those guys look Bill.

138:24

>> Look at these guys [ __ ] thrown.

138:26

>> Those guys be doing some sit-ups.

138:28

>> Well, they're out there hustling, you

138:29

know.

138:29

>> Um I went to the Andon Islands, which is

138:31

right out there.

138:32

>> That's where the he originally landed.

138:34

>> Yeah. And if you want to feel like you

138:35

fell off the face of the earth, you go

138:37

to the Andon Islands, first of all.

138:38

Beautiful. You can only I think if you

138:41

still like this you can only get there

138:42

from the Indian city of Chennai or

138:44

Kolkata because it's an Indian

138:45

territory. They don't they limit who can

138:47

travel there and there's so I mean

138:50

there's they've brought elephants there

138:52

because they didn't used to have

138:54

bulldozers and stuff. So the British

138:56

brought elephants by boat and there's

138:58

these old archival footage photos of

139:01

them lifting off of like pirate ships

139:03

lifting elephants on the rigging and

139:05

then putting them and the now the Andan

139:07

Islands have elephants.

139:09

>> Wa.

139:09

>> And there's still people riding around

139:11

on the elephants, you know, like moving

139:12

trees off the road and doing things.

139:14

>> That's crazy. But when you go from one

139:15

place to the other place, exactly what

139:17

you said, because they don't want human

139:19

safaris, because they want to protect

139:21

these indigenous people, you have to go

139:23

with a police escort to cross the island

139:26

>> because you have to go through and the

139:28

police watch you like a hawk and I, you

139:30

know, I take a picture of everything. I

139:32

take 300 pictures a day on my phone

139:34

>> and uh

139:35

>> look at that.

139:36

>> No, see if you can see elephants being

139:37

lifted off of ships. It's

139:40

>> there's a bunch of pictures here that

139:41

are crazy.

139:41

>> They're pulling logs. I mean, but this

139:43

is this is, you know, elephants moving

139:45

logs happens all the time, but there's

139:46

literally a picture of the elephants up

139:48

on the riggings.

139:49

>> Wow.

139:50

>> And uh but man, you drive through areas

139:52

where there's just these tiny little

139:54

people with bows and arrows and they're

139:56

still out there. Um I I I got to go

139:59

swimming with an elephant there. Yeah.

140:00

>> Wow.

140:01

>> We got to

140:02

>> That's so dope. Look at the elephant

140:03

swimming. How cool is that?

140:05

>> Yeah.

140:06

>> Wow. That's [ __ ] awesome.

140:08

>> There you go. Look at that. That's them

140:09

nuts. lifting probably like what the

140:11

[ __ ] am I doing in the air? [laughter]

140:13

>> Yeah, look at that.

140:14

>> You have to blindfold him. No, he's not

140:16

blindfolded. He's just painted. You

140:18

know, it's like

140:18

>> they probably should have, but back

140:21

Well, maybe the elephant would freak

140:22

out.

140:23

>> Elephants. It takes so much for an

140:25

elephant to freak out and [ __ ] kill

140:27

people.

140:28

>> Wow.

140:28

>> There's a horrible video of this guy's

140:30

abusing an elephant. Like he's a trainer

140:32

and he's like keeps whacking the

140:33

elephant and the elephant goes, "That's

140:35

enough." And just stomps him into a

140:37

pancake.

140:38

>> Yep. or or that that video I sent you

140:40

with the tiger the the tiger

140:42

>> which one

140:43

>> the where the tiger mauls the guy and

140:45

you're like that's terrible he kills him

140:46

and then the second shot is they show

140:48

the guy and he's still alive but he's

140:50

got slashes down to his skull like

140:54

>> just just don't just I mean these

140:56

animals are you just don't push them.

140:59

>> Yeah.

141:00

>> Especially not an elephant.

141:01

>> Well, human beings just want to [ __ ]

141:02

with everything. It's part of why we're

141:04

on every [ __ ] square inch of the

141:06

earth practically. We want to [ __ ] with

141:09

everything.

141:10

>> You know, it's we're the weirdest animal

141:11

ever cuz we're on every [ __ ]

141:13

continent. We're everywhere.

141:15

>> There's not another animal like us.

141:17

>> No.

141:17

>> You know that. And

141:19

>> you know, all of us came from Africa,

141:21

which is even nuttier, right? So, we

141:23

emanated from Africa and just spread out

141:25

all over the world. As soon as we

141:27

figured out how to float,

141:29

>> we figured out how to hike and how to

141:30

wear warm clothes. We just kept moving.

141:32

And now are we going to figure out how

141:34

to not destroy the systems that keep us

141:36

alive?

141:37

>> Right? And now we're talking about doing

141:40

the same thing on other planets.

141:42

>> We're talking about it, but way before

141:44

we start worrying about other planets, I

141:45

want to make sure that this planet

141:46

works. I mean, I'm just I'm so every

141:48

every I'm just I'm It drives me crazy

141:50

how quickly everyone's going

141:53

>> I just in in the in the when I come back

141:55

to society so quickly we're like it's on

141:58

people's minds. They're talking about

142:00

this stuff and I'm going, "Guys, the

142:01

ocean is filled with trash. Like the

142:03

Amazon is burning." I'm like, "Can we

142:05

just fix this?" And there's areas where

142:07

we have. I mean, you know this, like

142:08

they brought wolves back to Yellowstone.

142:10

Like New York's waters are getting

142:11

cleaner. The humpbacks are coming back.

142:13

But but everyone's so I mean but we

142:15

haven't actually when we get to Mars

142:18

talk about it all day but it's like

142:20

until then

142:21

>> right

142:21

>> I just feel like we we are so

142:23

overwhelmed with serious problems here

142:26

and the last chance in history to fix

142:28

those problems. So there's an amazing

142:30

opportunity

142:31

>> and I feel like people are so like this

142:33

this modern nothingness that people feel

142:35

where it's like oh it's the end of times

142:38

and it's like dude this is the most

142:39

exciting time.

142:40

>> You can fly everywhere. you got

142:41

information at your fingertips. There's

142:43

more people than ever before working to

142:44

make good in the world, to help people,

142:46

to save animals, to restore ecosystems.

142:50

And it's like, so I I get confused when

142:51

I come back from what what I feel is

142:53

like battle. And I'm on this mission for

142:56

20 years to do this one thing. And

142:58

people are like, I'm just scrambled and

143:00

delirious. And I'm like, go outside.

143:03

[laughter]

143:03

>> Yeah. Get off your phone.

143:04

>> Put your phone down. Go to the

143:06

mountains. That John Mir thing I'm, you

143:07

know, to the mountains. The mountains

143:08

are calling and I must go. like go go go

143:11

close your phone

143:12

>> go touch grass for a while actually that

143:14

was one of the favorite I forget what I

143:16

I posted a video of me with this huge

143:18

anaconda around me and I'm holding her

143:19

head as a 20ft anaconda one of the

143:22

comments was this guy who was like dude

143:23

you've touched enough grass go back

143:25

inside [laughter]

143:26

watch Netflix

143:27

>> yeah he's like that's enough

143:30

>> you're the opposite you've gone too far

143:33

you've gone too far use of free will

143:36

>> what fascinating to me when people were

143:38

trying to save things and by saving

143:40

things they don't realize that they're

143:42

actually [ __ ] things up far worse

143:43

than they're saving them.

143:44

>> Well, there's a a good example uh I

143:47

think it's the Mojave Desert where they

143:50

just now California and all their

143:52

infinite wisdom decided to build this

143:54

immense solar uh farm out in the desert.

143:59

I saved it. I'll send it to you, Jamie.

144:00

>> It is so crazy. So, they decided to

144:03

build this immense solar farm. Turns out

144:04

this solar farm because it's got mirrors

144:07

that like point towards these solar

144:09

panels. So, it's incinerating

144:13

6,000

144:14

birds a year. Incinerating

144:19

>> 6,000

144:21

birds of [ __ ] year, which is like,

144:24

what does that even mean? Like, how how

144:26

is that even

144:26

>> So, it's a death ray.

144:28

>> A [ __ ] death ray. God, I know I saved

144:31

it. Where did I save it?

144:32

>> I got it, though.

144:32

>> Oh, you got it.

144:33

>> I mean, I don't know which article you

144:34

had.

144:35

>> Uh, it's okay. Pull up any any of the

144:38

articles. But I mean the when you look

144:40

at it, it's it heats up to a thousand

144:43

[ __ ] degrees.

144:46

The Mojave Desert. Yeah. Well, they just

144:48

shut it down. So, it's concentrated

144:50

sunlight. Solar power towers use mirrors

144:52

to focus sunlight onto a receiver,

144:54

creating extremely high temperature. The

144:57

problem is they're [ __ ] killing birds

144:58

like a [ __ ] Just like those

145:01

ugly windmill farms, those things are a

145:05

blight on the face of the earth. When

145:07

you drive to South Texas,

145:08

>> yeah,

145:09

>> a buddy of mine has a ranch down there.

145:11

>> Solar, look at that.

145:12

>> Mojave Desert Solar Plant kills 6,000

145:14

birds a year.

145:15

>> That's from 2016. They just recently

145:18

shut it down.

145:19

>> They've spent billions on this [ __ ]

145:20

thing. And it's not generating nearly

145:22

the amount of solar power they were

145:23

hoping.

145:24

>> It turns birds into [ __ ] fireballs

145:26

like instantly. [laughter]

145:28

Um, but when you drive down to South

145:30

Texas, they have these That's what it

145:32

looks like. Isn't that crazy?

145:34

>> Look at that. Isn't that nuts?

145:35

>> Yeah. We got to stop spreading out.

145:36

>> We're so stupid.

145:37

>> We got to stop.

145:38

>> But that's like, who said that's a good

145:39

idea? And counterintuitively,

145:42

nuclear power is like the best for the

145:45

environment.

145:45

>> Yeah.

145:46

>> Which is people think, "No, Three Mile

145:48

Island. No,

145:49

>> they got you know what? They just call

145:50

it something else. If you just if you

145:52

just rebrand it.

145:53

>> Well, they just have to realize that the

145:54

old new like the Fukushima plants, they

145:57

[ __ ] the whole area up forever. Those

146:00

are old. That's a plant that I think

146:02

went live in the 1970s. Like you the new

146:04

technology. You can have solar power and

146:07

it's or excuse me, nuclear power and

146:09

it's clean.

146:10

>> But I think people are scared of the

146:11

word nuclear. I'm saying if you came out

146:13

and you called it like a something

146:14

something plant, they go

146:16

>> we got to get over it. We got to get

146:17

over that that hump, you know. But

146:19

that's uh it's just

146:23

human beings. But there's this constant

146:25

battle, right? There's a battle of good

146:27

and evil.

146:28

>> Yes, there is.

146:29

>> And there's also a battle of ignorance

146:31

and and information.

146:33

>> And it goes back and forth. And the only

146:35

way to educate people is sometimes you

146:38

have these brave people that are

146:39

responding to this in intense amount of

146:41

ignorance and they they have to go out

146:43

there and say, "No, that's not it. It's

146:45

this." And there's this huge societal

146:48

narrative. this huge cultural narrative

146:50

that they have to fight against

146:52

>> which is almost impossible to undo. I

146:54

mean when you realize there's something

146:55

that everybody has wrong,

146:57

>> right?

146:57

>> Or you realize that there's something

146:59

the amount because then you got to you

147:00

got to you got to get the message to

147:02

everybody. How do you do that?

147:03

>> Then you got to make him care about it,

147:05

>> right?

147:05

>> And I mean it's just it's it's wild to

147:08

>> but that's us. That's the battle.

147:10

There's always this like I think you

147:11

need those things in order for us to

147:13

push progress. You need something to

147:16

fight against. Like think about where

147:18

you would be if you didn't have this

147:20

thing to push against. Like there's it's

147:23

not that the thing is good, but it is

147:25

bad, but it creates good people that

147:27

push against it. And this is the

147:29

constant battle of the human spirit.

147:31

>> We're always engaged in this this battle

147:34

to write wrongs and to figure things out

147:36

and to make things better that are bad.

147:38

And then to realize that, oh, we're

147:40

making it way worse. Someone has to come

147:41

along and and course correct.

147:43

>> Yeah. And then, you know, it's usually a

147:45

few brave people that are pushing back

147:47

against this tidal wave of negativity

147:50

and ignorance.

147:51

>> Yeah. The tidal wave of negativity is

147:53

wild. The the the grief is is just it's

147:56

like they're it's like a poison pedal by

147:58

the darkness. It's like they want you

148:00

sad and disoriented. And I just feel

148:02

like so many people now when I come

148:04

back, they're they're they're

148:06

downtrodden by the just just the buzz of

148:09

the news and everything. And I'm like,

148:10

listen, like, choose something that you

148:12

care about and work on it.

148:14

>> Yeah.

148:15

>> Or or just pick that one.

148:16

>> Be the good you want to see in the

148:17

world.

148:17

>> Be the good you want to see in the

148:19

world. And it's like I'm I'm in this

148:20

unique position because

148:22

>> I'm contacted now all day long by people

148:25

that want to help us protect the

148:27

rainforest that people who want to use

148:28

that blueprint to do it somewhere else.

148:31

>> And we're on the cusp of doing this to

148:32

me. So I'm I'm surrounded by I get I get

148:35

a lot of positive people with

148:36

innovations, people with ideas, people I

148:39

mean even, you know, everyone says, "Oh,

148:40

why can't the billionaires?" And it's

148:41

like, we get people who have money and

148:43

they come in and they're like, "I'll

148:44

help you get that piece of land."

148:47

>> That'll be protected. And so I I get I

148:49

get reinforced all the time. People go,

148:50

"The world's going to shit." And I'm

148:51

like, "The world's amazing.

148:53

>> People are helping."

148:55

>> Yeah.

148:55

>> You know, and it's like I I've seen so

148:57

much good done.

148:58

>> It really is all what you're focusing

149:00

on. If you're focusing that that that's

149:02

the very thing unique thing about today

149:04

is that you're inundated with so much

149:07

information and we generally tend to

149:09

gravitate towards the things that are

149:11

terrifying and the things that are

149:14

dangerous that scare us and so you're

149:16

paying attention to the news of

149:19

literally 8 billion people which is not

149:22

natural.

149:22

>> It's not normal. you're supposed to know

149:23

about our village and maybe the next

149:25

village and so like that's one I you

149:28

know I had a friend you know did you

149:30

hear about the flood that happened in

149:31

Banglad I was like what do you you know

149:33

>> my sympathy but like there's there's

149:35

always a flood happened the world is

149:37

gigantic there's 8 billion people

149:39

>> right

149:39

>> and so like you know

149:40

>> there's only so much you can pay

149:41

attention

149:42

>> so much you can pay attention to

149:43

>> but if you have a phone all the bad

149:45

stuff is coming into your pocket

149:48

>> all day

149:48

>> yeah and I think a lot of the it's funny

149:50

because a lot of the people like the

149:52

adults

149:53

are are people are worried about the

149:55

kids. I think the adults are worse.

149:57

>> Yeah. A lot of them. Yeah. And a lot of

149:59

them they're searching for meaning and

150:03

so they find meaning in activism or in

150:06

pseudo activism and yelling about things

150:10

online and then maybe going out into the

150:12

street and screaming at people and they

150:15

think that that gives meaning to their

150:17

life. You know, there's a lot of people

150:19

that just feel like really lost and this

150:24

strange concrete culture, concrete and

150:27

electronic culture that we've created.

150:29

>> It doesn't give you the fulfillment that

150:31

the natural world does. I mean, I'm sure

150:35

it's one of the draws that you have to

150:38

the jungle is that living out there in

150:41

nature is wildly fulfilling because it's

150:45

normal. It's like it it fills in all the

150:48

slots that you have evolved to have like

150:53

as a human being. We have always lived

150:56

in coordination with nature up until

150:58

fairly recently. You know, if human

151:00

beings have been alive in this form for

151:02

half a million years, how long have we

151:04

been in cities? How long have we been in

151:06

even agriculture? A few thousand years,

151:08

>> temperature controlled rooms with a

151:11

little noise box constantly stressing us

151:12

out.

151:13

>> Also, Wi-Fi and EMF signals. I was just

151:15

reading this [ __ ] crazy thing. Have

151:17

you paid attention to this, Jamie? About

151:19

the 49ers

151:21

>> about uh San Francisco. Isn't that

151:23

[ __ ] nuts?

151:25

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead.

151:26

>> They think it's real. So, there's a

151:28

disproportionate amount of severe

151:30

catastrophic injuries that come out of

151:33

San Francisco and their training

151:34

facility is right outside this power

151:36

station.

151:36

>> Oh, yeah.

151:37

>> Yeah. I mean, way more Achilles tendon

151:41

blows out blown blown out. way more

151:44

knees blown out, way more like

151:46

catastrophic ligament and ten tendon

151:49

ruptures like and they've been talking

151:51

about it since like when the the players

151:54

started talking about it in like 2012 I

151:57

believe and people like oh that's

151:58

nonsense and now the stats are in and

152:02

you're looking at the amount of injuries

152:03

that come from this area it's like it's

152:05

not normal.

152:06

>> No. And so you think what they're

152:08

getting weakened by the water by the

152:10

>> electricity

152:11

>> electricity.

152:11

>> Yeah. by the EMF signal.

152:14

>> It's I mean it's like look EMF signals

152:16

we know disrupt human beings but to what

152:19

extent like to what extent does LED

152:21

lights and to what extent it's is it

152:24

minimal? Do you feel it? Is it not? Is

152:25

it is it does it have a long-term

152:27

effect? Does it take forever until it

152:29

actually compounds? But they they're

152:31

looking at the data from this one

152:33

training facility. he could find

152:34

something on it.

152:35

>> There's a lot of a lot of stories have

152:36

come out this week about it where people

152:38

are starting to gather up all the data

152:40

and they're like, "Hey, this is not

152:42

normal." Like this is a like a much

152:44

higher percentage of severe injuries

152:46

from this one camp which doesn't make

152:48

any sense.

152:49

>> Well, it's like that Erin Brochovich

152:50

thing where it's like you find a place

152:52

where a lot of people are getting the

152:53

same kind of cancer and it's like

152:54

there's a reason.

152:56

>> So, um, what does it say here at the top

152:59

of the article? What's the the article

153:00

say?

153:01

>> Just about it. Just about the whole

153:02

thing. explains.

153:04

>> So, is it true? What is this from? How

153:06

long ago was this?

153:06

>> Uh, two weeks ago. Yes. Two days ago.

153:09

>> Okay. Uh, the injury conspiracy theory.

153:12

And is it true? So, um, what what is

153:15

this? This is USA Today, which is like,

153:19

>> you know,

153:19

>> I just skipped ahead to the

153:21

>> the so-called mechanisms have not been

153:23

established. Many of the experiments are

153:25

contradictory. Many of the experiments

153:27

of exposures either don't relate

153:28

specifically to 50 to 60 Hz magnetic

153:30

fields. Um, it's a topic that will

153:33

likely resurface or any major injuries

153:35

during the Super Bowl at Levi Stadium

153:38

February 8th in Santa Clara. Is Santa

153:40

Clara near there?

153:41

>> That's where they play the game.

153:42

>> That's where they play the game. But is

153:43

that the training facility? The idea is

153:45

that it's near the training facility,

153:47

>> right? And I don't that's again that's

153:49

this is

153:50

>> so that's where the electrical

153:51

substation is and there's the field. I

153:54

mean, cut the [ __ ]

153:55

>> Whoa.

153:55

>> That's That can't be good.

153:56

>> So, it's literally radiating onto them.

153:58

>> That can't be good. But I don't think

154:00

it's going to affect the game. You know

154:03

what I'm saying? I think it's like being

154:04

there all the time, practicing there all

154:06

the time is what's going to weaken their

154:09

bodies

154:09

>> without checking. I don't know. I don't

154:11

unless that's where they practice. I

154:13

don't see a large practice facility.

154:14

>> Look at the [ __ ] multi-use field.

154:16

>> I know they don't practice on those

154:17

fields generally. They practice,

154:18

>> right? But they use the fields. I mean,

154:19

they must practice there.

154:20

>> That could be This could just be a park.

154:22

That's why I got to look up where they

154:23

practice,

154:23

>> right?

154:24

>> LA Rams don't practice next to Sofi

154:26

Stadium. You know, they have

154:27

>> I can't imagine it's good for you. I

154:29

mean, there's also Okay, we'll find this

154:32

out. Is there any truth to um power

154:35

lines and people living under power

154:38

lines having increased rates of cancer?

154:40

Because I've heard that that's true.

154:42

>> Yeah. I mean, in environmental college,

154:44

that was there's numerous giant class

154:47

action lawsuits for people that were

154:49

living under high tension power lines.

154:51

And I mean I actually I knew someone who

154:53

I mean I've been to the places where I

154:55

did for my senior project I was doing

154:57

where we went to the areas where they

154:58

were fracking.

155:00

>> Remember that remember that documentary

155:01

where they were lighting the water on

155:02

fire?

155:02

>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Gas land. Great

155:04

documentary. Yeah.

155:05

>> And those people were screaming. They're

155:08

trying to get the attention to say this

155:09

is not good. And of course the companies

155:11

come in and they go we'll give you $2

155:12

million if we you'll let us drill on

155:13

your land. And these are people that

155:15

could need the money,

155:16

>> right?

155:17

>> And then a few years later

155:19

>> all of their kids have cancer. Pull that

155:21

back up again, please.

155:23

>> So, we put it into our sponsor

155:25

perplexity. There's some limited

155:26

evidence, a small increase in childhood

155:28

leukemia risk, very close high voltage

155:31

power lines, but overall the lick is

155:33

weak, not clearly causal, and typically

155:36

residential exposures are considered

155:37

within safety guidelines. See the thing

155:39

is like who is one of the things about

155:43

perplexity or any large language model

155:46

is you've got to get the information

155:47

from online and who's publishing this

155:50

information. So it's like there's only

155:53

so much of it

155:55

that's available but possibly

155:58

carcinogenic is a weak category. So

156:01

parcel so it says international agency

156:03

for research in cancer classifies

156:05

extremely low frequency magnetic fields

156:08

like those from power lines as possibly

156:10

carcinogenic to humans mainly because of

156:13

the childhood leukemia data. [ __ ] that

156:16

dude.

156:16

>> That's wild.

156:18

>> Yeah. Just [ __ ] that. I would never buy

156:22

a house near them. What are you looking

156:23

for?

156:23

>> I'm just I just realized what that is.

156:25

>> It's a mer.

156:25

>> Yep. I just realized

156:26

>> this is from my buddy John Reese from

156:28

Alaska.

156:29

>> That's that guy.

156:29

>> Yeah.

156:30

>> Yeah. That's incredible.

156:31

>> Actually, no, this one is from Colossal.

156:33

>> So, that's a

156:34

>> This is the company that's uh bringing

156:35

the woolly mammoth back.

156:37

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those guys.

156:38

>> Um this piece is from my buddy John

156:40

Reese. That's a a mer.

156:41

>> That's cool.

156:42

>> Yeah. That's a a tooth that they That's

156:44

how many of them they have that they

156:46

could turn.

156:46

>> They're just starting to make it into

156:48

art.

156:48

>> Yeah. I have a pool queue that has

156:50

woolly mammoth ivory in it.

156:52

>> Dude, look at that. Look at that.

156:53

>> I know. Isn't that nuts? And that is so

156:55

beautiful. something 10,000 years ago

156:58

used that to mash down vegetables.

157:00

>> Wow. That that is a gorgeous piece.

157:01

>> You know about the boneyard, right? That

157:03

place.

157:03

>> Yeah. No, you were the first time you

157:05

told me all about it.

157:06

>> Incredible place.

157:07

>> Shout out to my boy John Reeves.

157:09

>> Yeah, that that I I would love to go

157:11

there.

157:11

>> Oh, you should, dude. I would love to.

157:12

That's prettycredible. So fascinating.

157:14

>> Yeah, the Colossal guys have been up

157:16

there. Quite a few people have been up

157:18

there to explore. I I think

157:20

>> either Grant No, Randall. Did Randall

157:22

Carlson go up there? I think he's either

157:24

gone there or is going there. Yeah, you

157:25

got to make the intro for me. I I would

157:28

love to go see that.

157:29

>> Yeah, I'll I'll set that up. He's always

157:30

trying to get me to go out there, too. I

157:31

just don't have the time. But, uh, what

157:33

a phenomenal play. By the way, he's

157:34

found a new site. He's found a new site

157:37

up there that has more bones.

157:39

>> Yeah. I mean, it's he he's you're

157:41

talking about an area that's only about

157:43

four to six acres

157:44

>> that he's been exploring

157:46

>> deposits, right? It's like

157:48

>> massive deposits, thousands of animals,

157:51

including animals that weren't even

157:53

supposed to be there.

157:54

>> Yeah. That's so cool.

157:55

>> Crazy. And a thick layer of carbon that

157:59

indicates that [ __ ] place was on

158:00

fire.

158:02

>> Yeah.

158:02

>> Yeah. I mean that when you find fossils

158:04

in the wild, there's nothing like

158:06

finding fossils. I remember the first

158:07

time I found like a little shell. And

158:09

then like I said, we not that long ago

158:11

we found like a 7 foot turtle shell.

158:13

Thick thick thick [clears throat] like

158:15

black fossilized

158:17

>> in the river basin in the Amazon. The

158:19

river was especially low and it was

158:20

just, you know, it was half out like a

158:22

crashed alien spaceship. like it was

158:24

just this huge thing and it was like you

158:26

get this sense you get that that tactile

158:29

visceral sense of like whoa these used

158:32

to be here.

158:33

>> You know what they found in China

158:34

recently?

158:35

>> What did they find?

158:35

>> They found dinosaur eggs that the inside

158:38

of them is all crystals now.

158:40

>> Oh,

158:41

>> it's crystallized through crystallized

158:44

baby velociaptor like

158:45

>> No, it's just basically all crystals.

158:47

>> Just crystals like a geoc.

158:49

But it's a dinosaur egg. It's just over

158:52

millions and millions of years.

158:54

>> They're probably making art out of that

158:55

right now.

158:55

>> I don't know what they're doing with it.

158:57

I think it's fairly recent that this

158:58

discovery, at least the article that I

159:00

read was fairly recent

159:02

>> about it, but it's just crazy. So much

159:04

cool [ __ ]

159:05

>> Oh, so much cool [ __ ] in the world.

159:07

>> We're on such a cool planet.

159:08

>> So, here it is. 70 milliony old dinosaur

159:10

egg contains surprising a sparkling

159:13

crystal surprise.

159:16

>> Isn't that nuts?

159:18

>> Turn into crystals.

159:18

>> That was a dinosaur egg. grapefruit

159:20

sized dinosaur egg from a fossil bed in

159:23

China gave paleontologists huge

159:25

surprise. Rather than a dinosaur embryo

159:27

or sediment, it was filled with

159:28

sparkling crystals of calsite lining the

159:31

inner shell. A natural dinosaur geode. A

159:34

rare occurrence provides researchers

159:36

with unique information on the structure

159:37

of the shell. In this case, a

159:39

never-beforeseen

159:41

species Os

159:44

species species of egg named Oh boy,

159:47

good luck pronouncing that.

159:50

uh identified in 22 paper led by

159:52

paleontologist Quing Hi

159:56

University in China. Not only that, it's

160:00

among the first dinosaur eggs or

160:03

evidence of any dinosaurs for that

160:04

matter found in the roughly 70

160:06

millionyear-old upper Cretaceous

160:09

Christian formation of the Quishon

160:12

Basin. Wow,

160:15

>> that's insane.

160:16

>> [ __ ] a man. Dinosaur eggs that are

160:18

filled with Look at that crystals.

160:22

>> It's beautiful. I It looks like a geode.

160:24

>> It's a dinosaur egg.

160:26

>> Nuts.

160:26

>> That's insane.

160:27

>> Nuts.

160:28

>> That's wild.

160:29

>> Yeah.

160:29

>> The world's a wild place, my brother.

160:30

>> The world is a really

160:31

>> You know why more than anybody?

160:32

>> Well, that's what I've been I've been

160:34

trying to see as much of it as I can and

160:36

save as much of it as I can. It's been

160:38

It's been

160:39

>> Well, I'm glad you're out there and I'm

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glad you're still alive because you

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freak me out every now and then when you

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send me messages. I'm worried about your

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safety and I need uh someone to train me

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to use a gun. I'm like, "Oh, Jesus

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Christ." Oh, we're dealing with the

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narco people. Oh, Jesus Christ.

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>> Well, we're closer than we've ever have

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been.

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>> Thank you for how much you've been able

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to help us get that message out. This

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this book is 20 years of the wildest

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[ __ ] It's the story of how Jane and how

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we I went how I met JJ, how we found the

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anacondas, all the all the everything

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that led to this. I mean, how how I

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mean, you talked about when you started

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out. I mean, just being a kid and you

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have a dream and I mean, I went to the

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Amazon. I just wanted to see the Amazon.

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That was that was the dream. I never in

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a million years imagined that I'd get to

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go on these adventures, see these

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animals, and then now that we're on the

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cusp of protecting an entire river. I

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mean, the wildest dreams that that me as

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a kid had couldn't even touch this. And

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so, it's it's it's it's a fun book to be

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sharing with you.

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>> [ __ ] dope, my brother. And the book

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is Jungle Keeper. What it takes to

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change the world. Paul Rosley available

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now.

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>> Thank you, my friend.

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>> I think you're in there, dude. Thank

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you.

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>> Always great to see you.

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>> The best. Let's

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>> do it again. Thank you, brother. Thank

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you. All right. Bye, everybody.

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Interactive Summary

The discussion on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast covers Paul Rosalie's conservation efforts in the Amazon rainforest and the severe threats it faces. Rosalie recounts his organization, Jungle Keepers, making contact with an uncontacted Mashkapiro tribe, who were desperate for food and asking for bananas. He details how cattle ranching, logging, gold mining, and narco-trafficking are destroying the Amazon, which has already lost 20% of its area. Rosalie explains Jungle Keepers' strategy of creating national parks and engaging local communities by offering sustainable job alternatives and helping secure land rights. He shares harrowing personal experiences, including a severe stingray bite treated with indigenous plant medicine, and death threats from narco-traffickers and loggers. The conversation also touches on the controversial theory of the Amazon being 'man-made,' the profound influence of Jane Goodall on Rosalie's career, and the dangers of modern 'green' solutions like solar farms that harm wildlife. Rosalie emphasizes the importance of indigenous knowledge, direct action, and maintaining a positive outlook despite overwhelming global challenges.

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