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>> Gregory,

good to see you, my friend.

>> Good to see you, man.

>> World's on fire.

>> World is on fire. Good time for you to

come in.

>> I mean, I literally uh I mean, talked

about being addicted to your scroll. I

got to really put the [ __ ] phone down

sometimes.

>> I know. Yeah. It's not good.

>> No,

>> it's not good for your brain to see all

the problems of the world all piling and

everything looks like it's about to blow

up.

>> Yeah.

>> Iran looks like it's about to blow up.

They're talking about going to Cuba. Don

Lemon went to jail. [laughter] It's like

it's all crazy. It's it's like what's

next? Well, you know, when jail gives

you lemons. Um, it and it's also like

what what's that whole theory about?

We're only supposed to be exposed to

like 200 people in our life.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Dunar's

number.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Well, you only can keep that many

people in your head,

>> but you should only know about that many

divorces and that much cheating and that

much killing as would happen within 200

>> crime and fill in the blank. you know,

fraud, waste, abuse, international

politics, restrictions on speech in

England. Like,

>> yeah,

>> you say this [ __ ] crazy story. This

guy in England, uh, an illegal alien was

a squatter in his house. The court ruled

that because he didn't live in the

house. The guy didn't live in the house.

It was an empty house. They gave him the

house. They gave the squatter the house.

The squatter sold it for 540 grand.

[laughter]

squatter sold his house, took his house

cuz he was living and this guy was like

a pensioner.

>> He was just a guy who had like an extra

house, like a [ __ ] investment

property.

>> You're right.

>> And this guy moved into it. Have you

seen it, Jamie?

>> I'm seeing something from a year ago.

>> I don't know. Somebody sent it to me

today.

>> They had that in New York back [snorts]

in the 70s and 80s. There was a lot of

empty units like down on the Lower East

Side, like Tomkin Square Park area.

There was a lot of squatting.

>> Yeah, this is it. [laughter]

Squatter moved in the pensioners's empty

home, then won the legal right to keep

it and sold the house for 500 I guess

540. Uh, is that euros or pounds? Is

that pounds? What's that weird?

>> Yeah, England has pounds.

>> That's [ __ ] crazy.

That's so crazy.

England has lost its [ __ ] mind. Yeah.

>> It's almost like they want people to

either revolt or completely submit. It's

one or the other. It's like you're

either begging for a revolution or

you're begging for people to completely

submit.

>> They've arrested 12,000 people this year

for social media posts.

>> Oh, that's right.

>> And most of it is criticizing

immigration. Just criticizing

immigration. Just saying immigration

sucks. We should send these people back

home.

>> Cops show up at your door.

>> Right. Right.

>> Crazy. Well, Tik Tok is now not allowing

people to post anything that is

anti-ICE.

>> Not that. Not just that. You can't post

the juice box emoji.

>> What's that?

>> Cuz it's code for Jews.

Cuz people were using it cuz they were

they were blocking content where they

were criticizing Israel.

>> Wait, why is the juice box Jews?

>> I don't know.

>> Juice juice. [laughter]

It is funny.

>> But did they block the use this is

somebody sent me this. I haven't

verified this. Did they block the use of

the word Epstein?

>> I saw I mean I saw I don't I'm not on

the app, but I saw a video of someone

like trying you know.

>> Yeah, let's run that through Perplexity

>> and ask if it's

>> see if Perplexity will rat out Tik Tok,

[laughter]

>> right? Cuz that's um

>> it's [snorts] so crazy that they would

do it because they just purchased it,

right? So it was just purchased by um

some what what is the group is it did

Larry Ellison's group purchase it?

>> Yes.

>> Okay. Which is tremendous supporter of

Netanyahu in Israel,

>> right?

>> So yeah, there you go. So you got

censored news now. So any criticism of

Palestine, what's going on in Gaza, all

that stuff's going to get squashed

probably. Tik Tok says does not have a

rule that bans or blocks the word epste

across the app, but many US users have

recently been unable to send that word

in direct messages.

Now, I have a friend, his name is Bobby

Epstein. Totally unrelated. He's the guy

who owns the Kota racetrack. He's a good

friend of mine. I can't send a message

saying, "I was just talking to my friend

Bobby Epstein."

>> Oh, no [ __ ]

>> That's crazy. Epstein is a super common

name. Yeah,

>> that's a super. It's like Jones.

>> It was on Welcome Back Carter,

>> right? Epstein from Welcome Back Carter.

That's right.

>> You can't talk about that.

>> Play my brother on news radio.

>> No.

>> Yes. Him, Nick Depollo, and Brian Callen

played my brothers and we all just beat

the [ __ ] out of each other than the

entire episode. It was hilarious. Yeah.

Nick threw me through a plate glass

window and then the brother shows up.

The Epstein was a priest and he showed

up with a bat. We were all scared of our

older brother. [laughter]

>> It was really funny.

>> He was the Jew, the Puerto Rican Jew

from from Brooklyn. He was great. He was

a really nice guy, too. Um, so what else

does it say here?

>> Nuent to probe claims of Trump critical

censorship on Tik Tok. I think [snorts]

they're [ __ ] blocking a lot of things

on on certain social media platforms. I

mean,

>> what is that? I mean, what's your big

picture take on whether or not [snorts]

social media platforms which are

privately owned have responsibility

that say regular broadcast networks

would have in terms of not censoring

things.

>> Well, regular broadcast problem is they

censor things, right? They don't just

report on the news. They report on what

they decide they're going to report on.

Like if it's a CNN hourly news segment,

they have no responsibility to tell you

about any particular story. None. Zero.

>> Yeah. So they'll wait till something

becomes like unmanageable before they'll

start talking about it, right? So

something like starts getting traction

on social media like some sort of a

corruption scandal.

>> If it's a left-wing scandal, they can

ignore it, right? And they have no

obligation to it's not like we have to

tell you about these very crit. It's not

like, you know, we ran it through AI.

There's 20 things that the American

public has to know about. So they censor

or at least they curate the content. I

think for social media platforms, if

Elon Musk didn't buy Twitter, we would

be [ __ ] because there would be no

place where you could say whatever you

want, even heinous things, right? But if

someone says heinous things, you can

block them and not interact with them.

And you can let other people tear them

down and tear them apart. And that's how

it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be

you don't counter hate speech with

censorship. You counter it with better

speech. And you appeal to rational

people and and insensible people that

go, "This is why this guy is wrong. This

is why racism is wrong. This is why rash

generalizations are wrong. This is why

it's wrong."

>> Yeah.

>> And that's how you're supposed to do it.

It's supposed to be a free speech town

hall platform. It's supposed to be like

the town square where everybody can get

together and talk about ideas. And

that's how it should be,

>> right? And there's been a lot of calls

that say that you shouldn't be able to

be anonymous on social media, that you

should have consequences for your

actions. The problem with that is then

you lose all your whistleblowers, right?

all the whistleblowers that are talking

about giant corporations that are doing

horrible things to the environment

secretly in other countries which we

find out about all the time like the

Steven Dawzinger case where that guy got

arrested about he he was uh prosecut was

it Exxon

>> the Dinger case

>> but it's like whistleblowers are

important yes you know and if you don't

have whistleblowers you don't find out

like if Edward Snowden doesn't come out

we know so little about the NSA we know

so little about government spying and

yeah, he's an American former attorney

known for his legal battle. Oh, Chevron,

particularly with uh so he was arrested

and he went to jail, man, for criminal

contempt.

>> I mean, that's first amendment, isn't

it?

[sighs]

>> You know, I don't know exactly the

details of the case. He spent 45 days in

prison and a combined total of 993 days

under house arrest. Wow. Not only do

they go to jail, it depletes all your

savings. If they decide to prosecute

you, your life is ruined.

>> That's part of the point of it all. It's

to also discourage other people from

doing the same thing. So, if you're an

attorney and you're thinking of

prosecuting, you know, Shell, you're not

going to do that now. You go, "Fuck

this." You know, I have a [ __ ] house

>> trying to buy a Porsche, [laughter]

>> right?

>> And then you back out of it.

>> Yeah. Right.

you know,

>> I mean, uh, yeah, it's, uh, it's a it's

a it's a weird thing because like I

know, uh, like right now to cover the

Pentagon, no journalist can go into the

Pentagon unless they sign an agreement

to only put out government sponsored

press releases,

>> government approved or

>> government approved.

>> So now you've got very few people inside

the Pentagon, which is where the

whistleblowing was happening. in the

back halls of the Pentagon.

>> That's crazy. But then you see the

problem with the Pentagon is you're

talking about national security. And if

someone released something like the name

of an agent that was undercover

somewhere and something happened, that

person got killed or compromised or some

sort of a national security interest,

you know, was the the whole thing was

tanked.

>> Yeah,

>> that's a the Pentagon's different. I

mean, I'm not saying that they

that the press shouldn't have access to

Pentagon officials. They certainly

should, but it's like going there is

kind of different, right?

>> It's like the FBI just arrested. They

just had a giant sweep on gangs in this

country today. They just released that

they found like

>> I think it was 10 kilos of drugs. They

arrested people cartels in in America.

Yeah.

>> And so they made a giant arrest today. I

think they arrested 200. see if you can

find what that story is. But like

imagine

if you were in the FBI office and you

heard about an imminent attack and you

printed something like if you're a

reporter and you're covering the stuff

and you have access to this information

somehow and it gets released and these

guys find out about it and they they

skate.

>> They nabbed

>> Latin Kings

>> 50 Latin Kings in Operation Broken Crown

after three months uh sweep. So what is

the details of it?

Okay. Last three months, the FBI's

quietly executed.

>> Sorry.

>> Okay. Um this is on X. Uh quietly

executed Operation Broken Crown, a

sweeping violent gang takedown involving

13 field offices targeting the Latin

Kings gangs members which uh were

publicly threatening law enforcement

officers. 50 arrests, $200,000 in seized

assets, seizure of 10 kilos of illicit

narcotics.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Well, so like that kind of a situation,

you can't have access to that

information before they do it. That has

to be very tight lipped, you know, but

there's only a few of those kind of

scenarios that I can imagine. But when

it comes to like politicians and

backdoor deals, like there should be

live footage of it. It should be

>> You only found out about the bomb the

illegal bombings in Cambodia because

there was a whistleblower inside of the

Pentagon.

>> Exactly. Exactly.

>> So it does You do need some access.

>> Yeah. But it's like Well, you need

whistleblowers, right? Right.

>> But it's like how many pe There's here's

the thing about like intelligence

agencies and there's a lot of good

people that are working there. It's like

we judge them based on the evil people

that are probably the ones with the most

power,

>> you know.

>> Yes.

>> There's probably a lot of like midlevel

people working at the Pentagon, working

at the C, working everywhere that are

good people.

>> Oh, are you kidding me? These are people

that have dedicated their lives to

trying to, you know, I I same way with

cops. I think you know I got I got three

good buddies that are cops and they are

absolutely went into it the same the way

a social worker goes into it

>> and then there's evil ones that uh

>> you know I think it was worse I think I

think back like you know back in the

days of like Serpico you see that movie

like it was literally like the entire

force was in on it

>> you know there was [ __ ] legal

gambling legal drug dealing nobody got

touched

>> Yep. Yep. Yeah. They've always done

that. I mean, that's how they ran the

mob in Vegas.

>> Yeah.

>> The mob ran Vegas with the cops.

>> Oh, yeah. We're just talking about that

outside. Like, why was Vegas and

Atlantic City the only places allowed? I

don't know why I stupidly asked that.

Like, Jamie's like, "Cuz of the mob,

asshole."

>> [ __ ] [laughter] duh. Well, it was the

mob and I think Nevada there was also

see if this is true. Um there was

supposedly a connection between uh the

testing of nuclear weapons and then

allowing the city or the state rather to

have gambling cuz Nevada was one of the

rare places where they

>> like routinely tested nuclear weapons. I

don't know if you've ever seen the video

that shows a history of all the atomic

bombs going off in the United States.

The video is crazy because it starts

with the first test. Starts with the

Trinity test. Starts they do the couple

in the ocean. What's the matter? What's

so funny?

>> Uh just the way this is worded.

>> What is it?

>> I asked if there's a connection between

nuclear test and gambling in Las Vegas.

And turns out, yeah, they would use it

as a theme to attract gamblers.

>> What? [laughter]

>> Look, come see a bomb.

>> Yeah. From the early 1950s to the 1960s,

Las Vegas casinos and tourism promoters

actively used nearby nuclear weapons

tests as themed attractions to draw

gamblers and visitors. Holy [ __ ] man.

>> Bomb parties.

>> It's like

>> Oh my [laughter] god. They had bomb

parties on the rooftop. They would watch

They'd stay up gambling, drinking, and

then stepped outside to watch the blast

on the horizon.

>> Wow. With your

>> atomic cocktail,

>> dude. It's like how Caesars does

fireworks now.

>> They had atomic themed promotions,

atomic cocktails, atomic hairdos,

nuclear pinup imagery like Miss Aatomic

Blast, [laughter]

slogans like Atomic City USA and Up and

Adam atom to tie the test directly to

Vegas nightife and gambling culture.

Holy [ __ ] man.

>> I wonder if you could place bets,

>> dude. I bet your eyebrows sing off. I

don't know if they had the same thing

like what they have now with modern

prediction betting. Prediction betting

you could bet on pretty much everything.

>> I just made a bet last night on uh

>> go back down to where you were stop go

with the bottom line. In short, nuclear

weapons tests near Las Vegas were not

just a backdrop. They were deliberately

woven into casino marketing, party

culture, and tourism that supported the

city's gambling economy. But did it have

uh the reason like here here's my

question. Was

was Nevada allowed to have gambling

because of them allowing nuclear tests?

Like was there any sort of an agreement?

Cuz there's only two states at that time

that allowed casinos, like real casinos,

>> right?

>> And it it seems kind of weird that one

one of them, you know, New Jerseyy's

always been [ __ ] corrupt. That's the

Sopranos.

like the most mobridden [ __ ] state in

the country at the time

>> based in Atlantic City pretty much.

>> Yeah. I mean, cut the [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Atlantic City.

>> And then Vegas was Bugsy Seagull, right?

>> Okay. Well, since Nevada legalized most

forces of gambling in 31. Okay. So, it

doesn't make any sense because it's

before that.

>> So, it's the Great Depression economic

measure track tours.

>> So, no. So, that that theory doesn't

hold up,

>> right? I didn't know that Vegas was

started in 31. That's nuts.

>> So, basically, the Great Depression

started and then they launched Vegas as

a as a way to raise money,

>> which is You have no money. [laughter]

>> There's no jobs. Why don't you gamble?

What?

>> My gamble is going to the food line,

seeing if I can get a loaf of bread.

That's my gamble today.

>> You know what's crazy is that lake keeps

drying up because they were having a

drought. They keep finding bodies in the

lake.

>> Oh, no [ __ ]

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. like like those

metal barrels with like bodies inside of

them. They've they found quite a few of

them. How many bodies have they found?

Is it Lake Me, I believe.

>> Yeah. So, as it's drying up, it's at

like It was I think it's probably picked

up a little bit, but at one point in

time was at a historic low. Yeah.

>> And so, they were finding these [ __ ]

dead bodies.

>> I think they found like a half a dozen

of them. And I think they think there's

a whole lot more in there.

>> No [ __ ]

>> As of last reporting, at least six

separate discoveries of human remains.

Yeah. Were made in Lake me in 2022 as

the water level dropped rep representing

at least several different individuals.

Wow. Um, find out that thing where they

stopped uh searching for guns and

bodies. I think it was in MacArthur Park

and why they did that. David Tal back in

his insomniac days used to hang he hung

out with some dark [ __ ] in New

York

>> and he used to bring this guy in who was

uh he was a New York City cop and they

basically said we'll double your pay and

give you early retirement if you put on

a frog suit every night and you go out

into I think it was Flushing Bay one of

the bays out in Queens which was a

famous place where the mob was dropping

bodies and uh the guy would go went to

the water in a frog suit and he'd wait

by this bridge and when they drop a body

he'd [ __ ] call it in. And he did that

the night shift and he'd finish that and

he'd come into the comedy cellar at like

4:00 a.m.

>> So he'd wait in the ocean in a scuba

suit and then drop a body.

>> Yeah.

>> HOLY [ __ ] THEY WERE dropping that many

bodies

>> that you can just wait for.

[laughter]

>> That's so crazy.

Search in MacArthur Park for guns and

possible bodies was stopped because

authorities said it was an unpermitted

and potentially unsafe operation on city

park property. Uh, okay. So, it was a

businessman. So, it was a private thing.

So, that's probably what it was.

So, officials official reasons given.

Organizers led by businessman John I

don't know how to spell his name. A L E.

How do you say that? Alle

uh planned to use sonar and remotely

operated vehicles to look for weapons

and human remains in the lake. Los

[snorts] Angeles park rangers halted the

effort before the sonar entered the

water, saying the team did not have the

required permits or clearances.

Okay. Why didn't you guys do that

though? If you really think if this guy

really thinks that there could be bodies

and guns in the lake, why wouldn't you

guys search for bodies and guns if

someone could search for it?

>> Right? It seems like there's probably a

lot of people missing, a lot of crimes

that could be solved, a lot of resources

that have already been spent on cases.

You could probably get to the bottom of

a lot of things. [snorts]

Uh, Alle, I don't know how to say his

name, uh, said families of missing

people, some of whom were last seen near

MacArthur Park, had reached out to him

for help, which inspired the idea of a

large-scale sonar search of the lake.

There is there's evidence down there for

crimes, he said. We'll identify it with

photography, and the city will have to

extract it. It also could be these are

homeless people and the government

doesn't give a [ __ ] Yeah,

>> they can't swim.

>> Yeah,

>> come on. They were kids once.

>> It's hard to swim when you're on meth.

[laughter] You get bad cardio.

>> You know, if one guy says, "This is the

last day I do meth. Today I get in

shape." He tries to swim across the lake

and [ __ ] strokes out in the middle of

it.

>> This is my day.

>> Uh, never gave him. Oh, geez. I'm in

there. What are they saying about me?

>> That's just an art. It's an ad.

>> Oh, it's an ad. That's basic. Yeah,

that's an ad down at the bottom.

>> Oh, that I mocked the AI generated. That

was That was crazy. The AI generated

photo that MSNB put MSNBC put up of the

guy who got shot in Minneapolis. They

changed his appearance.

>> Alex Prey.

>> Yes,

>> they changed his appearance. And we're

handsome.

>> Oh, they did. [sighs]

>> You haven't seen it?

>> No.

>> You have to see it. You have to see it.

It's there. I don't know who's doing

this.

>> No. It's almost like like someone from

the Republican side is like a a secret

plant at MSNBC because they know that

stuff like this is going to get caught.

Look at the difference between the one

on the left and one on the right.

>> Well, the nose looks blurry on the one

on the left.

>> Well, that's his nose. That's what he

looks like. It's just a shitty picture.

But they cleaned the picture up. They

made his nose smaller. They gave him a

tan. They made his forehead shorter.

They made his jaw wider. They made his

shoulders thicker.

>> Yeah. They gave him more bicep. They

made him more handsome. They made his

neck thicker.

>> He looks better.

>> Yep.

>> The guy on the right looks like a

good-look guy. The guy on the left

looks, you know, like Ari's unfortunate

brother,

[laughter]

>> doesn't he?

[laughter]

Poor Ari's brother. You I mean, it's so

funny that Ari comes from this family. I

mean, he grew up Orthodox Jewish, right?

>> Oh, yeah. and the things that he has put

out there um for a family to have to see

it makes you realize and they love him

like they accept it and it it's it's all

about grace and I love Jews because like

they are very accepting you know as much

as you might be orthodox I find my my

wife is half Jewish and there's

something very open-minded about Jews I

mean they were the original hippies and

they were the original communist s in

America and they were always open to

different ideas. And I think when I

think about Ari's family, if they were

Christian conservative versus Jewish

conservative, I don't know that they'd

be as accepting of him.

>> You know, Ari's dad survived the

Holocaust.

>> No [ __ ]

>> Oh, yeah. Ari's dad has a tattoo.

>> Damn.

>> Yeah.

>> He's very old.

>> Whoa.

>> Yeah.

>> He must be one of the oldest people left

with a tattoo. I mean,

>> yeah. He talked to me about having his

dad on. He asked me if I'd be interested

in it. If his dad ever wants to do it

because, you know, he doesn't have much

time left. And uh I said, "Absolutely."

And he goes, you know, let me I'm not

sure if he would be interested in it,

but if he did, I think it would be

important to talk about.

>> I mean, he's got to be over 100 years

old.

>> I don't know how old he is. Uh he's old,

though. Well, how long ago was

>> You would have to have been born. Oh,

no. Actually, if he was born in 1935,

>> I think he's in his 80s. his late 80s.

>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What am I thinking?

Right. Right. Because they tattooed the

[ __ ] kids.

>> Yeah.

>> Jesus.

>> Yeah. It's dark. It's horrible. It's so

crazy, dude. It's It's so crazy that

that was less than a hundred years ago.

[sighs]

>> I know. I know. And uh the Germans like

that [laughter] [ __ ] Nor McDonald bit

about how you know Germany is the

country we really should be afraid of

like the way they start world wars and

what they're like it's really [ __ ]

nuts.

>> Well they were the barbarians back in

the day.

>> Oh right

>> you know they the I mean we think of now

as engineers they make BMWs

>> but back then they were the barbarians

during the Roman era. The Vikings were

Scandinavian and then they were fighting

against the

>> Bro, the Germans were [ __ ]

terrifying.

>> Yeah,

>> they were terrifying. And they all

became engineers. [laughter]

>> They became like brilliant

>> like very disciplined people which is

interesting cuz Germany is known for

that. And but also [ __ ] porn. Remember

like in the early days of the internet a

lot of the [ __ ] porn like weird crazy

like [ __ ] on people. A lot of that

was come and we were trying to analyze

it one day and I was like it's probably

because if you're so buttoned down and

so disciplined and regimented and

conservative in your daily life, the way

you cut loose, it's like you [ __ ] in

each other's mouths and [ __ ] each other

in the butt. And like some of the

craziest [ __ ] porn was coming out of

Germany. Yeah. This is like late 90s,

early 2000s when we first started like

finding weird websites that would, you

know, you'd be able to find things on.

>> Oh, no. Before that, I'd go to Sex World

in New York where you sit in those

booths and you put in quarters and you

watch porn and they always had the

darkest German porn in there.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. A lot of animals and [ __ ] And I'm

like I'm like 15 years old going like

and and I've got these coins. You go in

and you give the guy 10 bucks and he

gives you a handful of coins. Just

imagine if you put a black light on

those [ __ ] coins and I got them in my

hand.

>> God, just jizz all over those things.

>> Speeding them into the And

>> lights are terrifying.

>> I kept pushing buttons to pick which

film to watch.

>> I have a friend who brought a black

light into a hotel room. He said, "You

just find jizz on the carpet." No

kidding. You find jizz on the [ __ ]

blanket. Sometimes you go to any like go

to a cheap hotel or a motel. How well do

you think they're clean those carpets?

You think they clean the walls? I've

been in hotels where they put the remote

control in a baggie for you because that

they say that's the most No, no, because

so you don't have to touch the the

remote and then they change the baggie

on the remote each time a new guest

comes in.

>> So you're supposed to remote through the

baggie. Yeah.

>> Who does that?

>> I take it out of the bag right out.

Yeah, that's crazy.

>> Yeah,

>> that's ridiculous. I'm touching toilet

seats. I'm touching everything. What are

we talking about here? [laughter]

>> I'm also not that afraid to come, you

know.

It's going to kill you.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I mean, that's just kind of gross.

But

>> yeah,

>> you know, I mean, think about how much

[ __ ] is on the average person's cell

phone. Have you ever heard of that?

>> No.

>> Yeah. Just touch your cell phone with a

swab. Like, get a a swab and get get it

analyzed. You'll find feal matter all

over your cell phone

>> because we're scrolling while we're on

the toilet.

>> A lot of people are. Yeah. A lot of

people. And also, you're touching things

and then you touch your phone. And how

many people touch their ass then touch a

thing, a doorork knob, a this and that?

You're getting fecal matter on

everything.

>> Yeah.

>> Especially if you have a cat.

>> I used to think about that all the time

when I had cats. Like the cats are in

the [ __ ] box. They're scratching around

there and then they're walking on your

counter. Yeah.

>> They're walking. They you know they

don't give a [ __ ] where they go. They go

everywhere and you don't care. You're

like, "Hey buddy." You pet them when

they're on the counter. You [ __ ] in

their paws.

>> Then then he then your dog licks his

[ __ ] and then licks and then people

have lick their face.

>> They lick my face.

>> Really?

>> Oh yeah.

>> No. I let him give me kisses. [laughter]

Have you seen him lick his [ __ ]

>> I have

>> for sure. Especially my puppy. I have a

little puppy now.

>> Imagine a black light on your face right

now.

>> My puppy goes right. You know, I have a

little uh

>> You look like you were in blackface

>> probably. [laughter] There's a splatter

like like I'm the Joker.

>> Also go I have a puppy like a He's a

King Charles Cavalere. He's a little

tiny cute. He's so [ __ ] cute. Uh, and

then I have the golden retriever. And

the puppy runs right up to the golden

retriever, sticks his face in his dick,

and then sticks his face in his [ __ ]

That's the first thing he does to him

every time. Face on the dick, face on

the [ __ ] I'm like, "Bro."

>> Wow.

>> What are you doing?

>> Yeah.

>> They That's just dogs.

>> Yeah.

>> That's what they do.

>> It's funny how they keep Yeah. I had two

dogs and they did that. Yeah. Every

[ __ ] day they sniffed each other

like, you know, I mean,

I guess that's how they know if

something changed. Maybe they know if

the other dog is sick or if the other

dog is breeding with another dog. It's

like kind of checking their emails.

>> Well, they get so much information from

smell that we can't even possibly

process.

>> They say that a dog can smell a

cheeseburger. They don't just smell the

cheeseburger. They smell every

individual ingredient. They smell the

mustard. They smell the pickle. They

smell everything. They smell the

lettuce.

>> Yeah. They they smell They smell They

think that dogs smell anxiety.

>> They smell like moods. That's why when

certain people come over your house,

they're scared of dogs. Dogs get sketchy

with them. Like, what the [ __ ] up with

this guy? Like, oh, he doesn't like you.

Yeah.

>> Like, it's cuz the person's probably

nervous. They're giving off a scent,

>> right? No. My mom, her sister was

attacked really bad by a dog when they

were little. So, my mom has this trauma

about dogs. We had these little [ __ ]

We had a Shih Tzu and a Lassa Absa.

They're just little dogs. She was

terrified. And the dogs would growl at

her and they didn't growl at anybody.

>> Oh my god. Yeah. That's crazy.

>> Yeah.

>> That's crazy. Yeah, it's they smell

things. They sense things.

>> Yeah.

>> That's why people have them as guards.

>> I mean, that's their that's how they

that's how they made it, right?

>> To be dogs. They were the wolves that

hung out with us and would let us know

when something's going down.

>> Sentinels.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. That's uh Well, I I have a very

strong olfactory sense. Like I'm very of

my five senses, I would put it up there

at the top. Like I I love perfume.

>> Really?

>> I love perfume. I don't like when women

wear too much of it and then they hug

you at the comedy store and then you go

home and you smell like [ __ ]

[laughter] perfume. You're like, "Honey,

it's just Whitney Cummings has this new

[screaming] Chanel." [laughter]

But like sometimes I'll be I'll walk

I'll I'll be sitting somewhere and I'll

smell some nice perfume and I'll [ __ ]

whip my head around. It's like some

81year-old woman hunched over and you're

like, "Oh." They wear that old ladies,

no matter how old they are, they'll

still put on the makeup. They'll still

put on the perfume. done.

>> Let it out. [laughter]

Time to go out and see go fishing. See

if this old bait can catch a bass.

>> Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. There's this

bar up at my uh where my mom lives in in

Florida and there's this bar and it's

like a famous cougar bar [laughter] and

it's all these rich women who's cuz you

know men die faster,

>> right? It's like it's impossible for a

woman in Florida who's in her 70s to

find a guy who's, you know, anywhere

near her age. She's got to date a guy in

his late 80s if she's in her 70s.

>> Wow.

>> And so these women go to this bar and

they are, like you said, they're wearing

so a lot of leopards, a lot of leopard

print.

>> Yeah. They're letting you know

>> that stiletto heels. It's like stiletto

heels, but the the toes are all twisted

and mangled.

>> My wife [laughter] has been watching

this horrible show that's on Netflix.

It's like uh one of those housewife

shows, but it's all West Palm Beach

ladies. It's all these like rich ladies

with plastic surgery.

>> Palm Beach, not West Palm. Palm Beach.

That's right. Palm Beach ladies with Is

Palm Beach the rich area? Yeah. Is West

Palm like the more moderate area?

>> No. No, it's poor.

>> It's poor West Palm Beach.

>> I mean, well, it has it has good

sections, but it has with the people

that work on Palm Beach cleaning the

houses live in West Palm Beach.

>> Oh, I see. I see. Because there's

basically Palm Beach is a bridge to get

to Do you know the history of Palm

Beach?

>> No.

>> They built

>> I do. Yeah, but go ahead.

>> They created it. It was like a sandbar

that they built up and then they hired

they didn't hire they hired a bunch of

black people to come on the island and

build all the houses, the

infrastructure.

>> Black people.

>> I don't know.

I

>> mean, for sure they only hired black

people.

>> I mean, look it up, Jamie. But like all

I know is there was a lot of black

people doing the building. They finished

it and then the island held a big party

for the black people on the end of the

island to celebrate and then they

torched all their houses

>> and forced them off the island. Yeah.

That's the history of Palm Beach.

>> They torched their houses.

>> Torched the houses

>> after they were done building the

mansions.

>> Yes.

>> Yeah.

>> And it's the probably the wealthiest

piece of real estate in the country

right now.

>> How many people are [ __ ] evil?

[laughter]

That's so imagine a guy built your

house. He's at home with his kid

>> having a, you know, wow, what a great

job I got.

>> Yeah.

>> You know,

>> and then I get to start here beautiful

to live in this place. I helped build

these beautiful mansions that we

>> People are going to love me because I

helped them create a life.

>> Oh my god. And they lit their [ __ ]

houses on fire. Pull up that story. I

need to hear about that. That's crazy.

>> But these ladies are just monsters. This

is it's just all like the social status.

It's all like who's got the most money.

Like they don't even know how much money

I have, you know? Like I'm a

millionaire.

>> And they have these clubs. My my

friend's father lives there and he

belongs to a club.

>> Oh, you got to belong to

>> And he he worked for I won't say who the

person was, but a very famous Jewish

family. And he uh she went to lunch one

day at one of these clubs that didn't

allow Jews. And the waiter

>> clubs still don't allow Jews.

>> No, this is going back 20 years at the

most.

>> Only 20 years ago.

>> 20 years ago.

>> So in 2006,

2006 probably those clubs. Yeah. Well,

you know the where the ma Augusta where

they play the Masters only started

allowing black members in like the 80s.

Remember Tiger Woods was playing there

and he got [ __ ] because he was a black

playing at a club where they didn't

allow black people.

>> Really?

>> And they said, "How could you do that?"

Yeah. Tiger Woods lifetime.

>> Wow.

>> Yeah.

>> Wow.

>> So anyway, so this Jewish woman goes to

the club. The waiter wouldn't come over

to the table. And finally the member

went over and goes, "What's going? We

can't we can't serve can't serve her.

>> How' they even know she was Jewish?"

>> She's famous.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I think I can say who it is. It was

Estee Lauder's wife.

>> Wow.

>> Wow.

>> Or was Este Estee Lauder the woman?

>> Yeah. I don't know.

>> Estee Lauder is the the woman. It was

her.

>> Wow.

>> One of the richest women in the country.

>> Wow.

>> We can't we can't serve her because of

her religion.

>> Yeah.

>> Wow.

>> Yeah.

>> Wow. And that was 2006.

>> Hey, the country clubs, you know, the

the rule on it was Well, look, the

friars club.

>> We need to make sure that's true.

>> That the Estee Lauder one. I definitely

want to find out about the blood

burning.

>> Well, the Estee Lauder is personal

information. I don't know that that

that's not published anywhere.

>> All right. forget about that then.

>> But uh but no, segregation in clubs,

private clubs used to get away with that

until I was a member of the Friars Club

in New York and they did not allow

female members until I was there in

it was the late mid 90s before the

Friars Club allowed female members. And

the reason was legally you can't have a

club exclude people if you can prove

business is being done there. uh

>> if there's commerce,

>> if there's no business, you can let in

whoever you want,

>> right?

>> So, that's how they got female members

in there. And I think they probably I

mean, obviously, business is being done

at golf clubs.

>> Well, business is definitely being done

at the Friars Club.

>> I mean, a lot of deals probably got made

there. A lot of ideas got hatched.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah. I mean, all these comics, all

agent, it was agents and comics.

>> I remember you used to love that place,

>> dude. It was so [ __ ]

>> You always tell me about it. I It was so

unappealing to me.

It was a it was a clubhouse for

comedians. We used to go there. They had

pool they had two beautiful pool tables.

I played on the Ferrari Club pool team

and my and we used to play against other

clubs in the city. All the other private

clubs. Paul Cervino was my partner in

pool.

>> Paul Cervino could play.

>> He was good.

>> He was good. He was like a he could run

100 balls in straight pool. He was a

like a legit like highle player. So he

carried me, but we used to play all the

clubs and then you know and then you get

they got a nice gym with the best steam

room in the city and then they got these

lazy boys. You work out, you take a

[ __ ] steam and you send a lazy boy

and you read the newspaper and then they

got a dining room downstairs where Henny

Youngman is at one table Allan Kings at

the you know and these guys like those

old those old Borisbell comics they

lived to make you laugh. It's not like

comedians today. So many of them are

dark and quiet and disturbed. These guys

[ __ ] [laughter] told jokes and they

roasted you and they hugged you and it

was like it was like a part of being on

stage almost, you know, it was expected,

>> right? They probably all felt real

comfortable in this, you know, comics

only club too,

>> right?

>> Folklore surrounding the sticks of Palm

Beach. So that's what it is.

>> That's the area what they called it.

>> So, um,

>> go to the top of that, please. Well,

right there, uh, at turn of 20th

century's employment boom of

unprecedented proportions in South

Florida, the hiring of thousands of

black laborers to extend Henry Flagler's

Florida East Coast Railroad. Oh, this is

the East Coast Railroad.

Um, these laborers played a key role in

the development of the early Palm Beach.

Also helped to build the Royal Pointiana

Hotel, Flaggler's White Hall residence,

which is today known as the Henry

Flaggler Museum.

Uh laborers and their families settled

in Palm Beach Island between North

County Road and Sunrise Avenue. This

area of shanties and tent-like homes

soon became known as the sticks. Many of

those descendants still live in the area

today. So what happened? Does it say

what happened?

>> Okay. Along came a fellow named Henley

Flagler who decided he needed that land

to build on to develop. Little said, and

he threw a party for all the blacks on

the island. And they all went over to

the party. And while they were

celebrating and enjoying themselves,

their homes on the island of the town of

Palm Beach burned down mysteriously.

Holy [ __ ] dude.

>> Yeah. From what I heard, McCrae said he

got with the residents and set up a

party on West Palm Beach side and had

everybody fed over to the party and then

had a mob of people to burn up people's

homes and shanties and tents all over

the sticks and forced them out of there

and took the land. How many people died?

>> Uh there I don't know how many people

died. It says they were all gone. So

there's around

>> Right. But what about their kids?

>> Around 200 people live in that area is

what it said.

>> Oh my god.

>> And then this is the problem. When I was

looking it up on Wikipedia, this is

basically what I read. Okay. Palm Beach

Historical Society version is very

different. Published text only says that

by 1912 the this tenants of the sticks

had been evicted. Well, that doesn't

mean anything. They could have still

been there, especially

>> flag threw some money at the Palm Beach

Historical Society.

>> Yeah, of course. Right. No mention of a

fire, any record of large-scale

homelessness that would have followed

such a devastating blaze. Everly Clark

believes his version is the most

accurate. The sticks was actually

legislated out of existence. They

claimed there was a fire and Flaggler

had the people come to circus and all

that, but that's not true. Still, more

than a century later, the urban legend

remains strong and the pulse of public

opinion split. There are so many

historical facts that make some of the

scurless removal of the residents

believable that it's become lore for the

most part in the black community. All

right. Well, let's find out if there's a

historical record of the fires.

>> That's this is all I could get to was

this is a local news. And what year was

this supposedly?

>> Like 1920 1912.

>> Yeah, I bet they did. I think

>> I mean, look what they did in uh uh

Tulsa, Oklahoma,

>> right?

>> You know, this is this was part of the

playbook,

>> right? Well, look what they did with the

Tuskegee experiment,

>> right?

>> Look at that. Like, how about that? They

they knowingly had all these people with

syphilis and didn't treat them just to

study them to see what would happen to

them. Yeah.

>> Did they give people syphilis or did

they just treat them for syphilis? I

don't know.

>> Whatever it was, they let these [ __ ]

people rot and die. And syphilis is a

[ __ ] horrible disease.

>> Tell me about it.

>> Did you get it? [laughter]

>> Do you know the story about syphilis and

wigs?

>> No.

>> You don't know that?

>> No.

>> All those dudes in like uh the ancient

times that had the big wigs, that was to

cover up their hair loss from syphilis.

>> Dude, how did not everybody have it?

>> Well, they all had wigs. They all had it

back then. In high society, first of

all, those people were basically like

Game of Thrones. They were all just

[ __ ] freaks banging each other. You

know, French French society has always

been like very loose sexually.

>> And so these two uh royals, were they

brothers or cousins?

>> They were brothers and double checking.

>> So these guys get syphilis, their hair

falls out, right? You get holes in your

face and [ __ ] and they're still [ __ ]

everybody, right? And so they got wigs

made and the more money you had, the

more elaborate and big your wig was.

That's why rich people are bigwigs.

>> No.

>> Yes.

>> I love it.

>> Isn't that crazy?

>> Wow.

>> Crazy. That term that we always used

when we were kids. Oh, he's a big wig.

>> Yeah.

>> That's like ancient. [laughter]

That goes back to the 1400s.

>> That's like something you would hear on

that guy Cody Tucker's feed.

>> I love that guy.

>> I'm doing his podcast. Oh, he's online.

He's He's great. He's great. Very smart

guy. Yeah. Here's what's interesting.

There's real there's a strong connection

between the syphilis that evolved in

North America and the syphilis that

these guys had in Europe. Like there's

always been syphilis, but syphilis had

an outbreak in Europe after people came

to North America, probably [ __ ] a

bunch of Native Americans, and then went

back to Europe with these [ __ ]

diseases,

>> and then it mutated.

>> It's a different kind of syphilis.

>> Wow. Oh yeah,

>> they were cousins. It turns out

>> they were cousins. Yeah, that's what I

thought.

>> And his cousin,

>> this is a story. They were commonly used

to cover up hair loss,

but their use did not become widespread

until two kings started to lose their

hair. [laughter]

King Louis the 14th of France

experienced hair loss at the age of 17,

then hired 48 wig makers,

>> 48

>> to help combat his thinning locks. So,

[laughter] a lot of these guys wound up

getting syphilis and there was, you

know, normal hair loss on top of it.

Both conditions being sypholytic

signals.

Everybody had syphilis back then, man.

There's I mean, they probably didn't

wear condoms. They're probably all

freaks. They're probably doing

>> Yes.

>> I mean, that's what you did when you

were a wealthy guy. You went to the wh

house all the time. Then you came home

and you gave it to your wife. Then she

had a baby and a lot depending on the

disease, babies are born with the

sexually transmitted disease that you

gave your wife,

>> right? And that's what the crazy thing

about the Epstein leaks today. The the

the one email that he had

>> and we're here

>> that said that [laughter]

that said that Bill Gates wanted to get

from him antibiotics to give to Melinda

because he got syphilis or he got

something the clap, chlamyia, whatever

he got. He got some sort of an STD from

a prostitute. Do you think if she could

have the choice between getting the what

did she get $50 billion or not getting

the syphilis which

>> well whatever she got I bet it wasn't

syphilis. It was probably the clap. It

was probably chlamydia or something like

that.

>> That's no big deal.

>> But if if

who knows if that's true though here's

the thing like Epstein clearly was some

sort of a black mailer and this is an

email that Epstein wrote so it could be

complete fiction. Epstein could have

wrote that just to put pressure on Bill

Gates for some [ __ ] business deal.

Like, who [ __ ] knows? He could have

spread rumors and then said [snorts]

that he'll squash those rumors. These

guys are dealing in deception and

blackmail and so you can't like

>> assume that it's true.

>> Think about how many relationships

Epstein had and that he was working

almost every one of them leveraging.

>> He was kind of brilliant. Well, he was

really good at that. Yeah.

>> That one thing. You know, guy could have

cured cancer if he went into that

business.

>> Well, he was into science. Yeah.

>> Well, he was also into compromising

scientists, right? Like, let's say that

you want to get a drug passed, right?

And you want FDA approval of this drug,

but it's some sort of a competing drug.

Well, you have a bunch of scientists on

your side, and these scientists can go

attack that competing drug.

>> And then all of a sudden, well, you have

this guy, he comes from MIT, and he says

this, you're like, oh. And then the FDA

listens to him. I mean, it's very

important to have the leverage of

respected academics,

>> right?

>> You know, Epstein with a smiley emoji

asks asked former Israeli PM

>> Ehad Barack, that is how you say his

name, Barack, to clarify he does not

work for the MSAD in a meeting with a

senior Qatari investment official.

>> So, the quick thread starts at the

bottom and goes up.

>> Oh, okay. Hi. Are you going to be in

London on Thursday? Best EB?

>> Right.

>> You Oh, unfortunately not. You should

make clear that I don't work for MSAD.

Smiley face.

>> Oh,

>> you or I. Question mark. That I don't

smiley face.

>> Yeah, he doesn't work for him. He just

He just volunteers for them

>> with a smiley smiley face emojis are

hilarious. [laughter]

[ __ ] evil [ __ ] using smiley

face emojis. [laughter]

That's hilarious.

>> Right. Right.

That's so funny,

>> dude. There's this really good show

about MSAD called Tran. Have you heard

of that?

>> No. Oh, I have to watch it though. Is it

good?

>> It's really good. I mean, it's a really

good look inside of what goes on in Iran

in terms of

>> I mean, the Israelis are [ __ ]

brilliant. The infiltration that they

did in

>> No one's like them. They're the best.

>> Yeah,

>> they're the best at that. Well, they

have to be, right? This is them. This

table is people who hate them.

>> Yeah. Right. Right.

>> You got to become a bad [ __ ]

Your your neighbors don't want you dead.

>> Those pagers going off in Lebanon, that

was a that was a long play.

>> Months. That was months and months.

>> Years.

>> Was it years?

>> Years.

>> Wow.

>> Yes.

>> Wow. Crazy. They're like the pages right

next to your [ __ ]

>> Blow your dick off. You blow a hole

through your pelvis apparently. That's

how you die.

>> And you're isolating your enemy. You're

not There's no civilian casualties.

>> Well, I bet they probably got some kids.

But low low percentage versus bombing a

building or something

>> which they did do.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. They did some of that like the

guys in the building.

>> I was on

>> level the building.

>> I was on Good Day LA one time. You know,

it's all those like pretty women.

They're actually really sharp. They're

great.

>> And uh and I go uh there's they said,

"Oh, you came alone." I go, "No, my my

agent's supposed to be here any minute.

He's Lebanese. I just paged him before I

got here, but I haven't heard anything

back." And they [ __ ] [laughter] They

were like, "Whoa, it just happened like

three days before.

[laughter]

>> Didn't we just not we didn't Israel just

bomb Lebanon today?"

>> Oh, really?

>> I believe so. Yeah. At least according

to Twitter.

>> Well, what's going on in Iran? I heard

things are heating up over there.

>> Well, Trump just said they're sending

ships in that area. And he said, but he

also said Iran wants to make a deal. So

maybe he's trying to put pressure on

them to make a deal. Yeah. And you know,

hopefully nothing happens

>> in terms of like military intervention.

It's scary [ __ ] dude. Cuz they have

nuclear weapons or they have the

potential to eventually have nuclear

weapons, but you know, I don't know. Did

Israel bomb?

>> I'm checking on

it. Yeah, there was uh some image that

showed like some [ __ ] huge explosion.

It said Israel just bombed Lebanon.

>> They definitely have recently

>> seen something about air strikes late

Friday. Oh, I guess it'd be late there,

right? Yeah,

>> it's night time over there.

>> Maybe. Yeah.

>> No, there's not. I mean, it's If it is,

it's like it's just breaking. It's sort

of just hitting the news. Here's some

stuff. Well, the thing is like there

are, you know, there it is

>> two hours ago.

>> Israel bombs Lebanon. Yeah,

>> but it's like the only thing I'm seeing

about it, which is

>> Well, [snorts]

>> that doesn't usually happen.

>> It's probably all just coming out,

right?

>> No, I mean, would you type in that on

>> That's all you see is that one. So, that

might not be true. Click on that link.

See if anybody's disputing it.

>> Uh,

>> click on that tweet.

>> Only got 15 responses.

>> Is this true, Grock? Click on that.

Yes, multiple sources indicate uh report

Israeli air air strikes in southern

Lebanon on January 30th. Uh targeting

Hezbollah IDF compl uh confirmed a wave

of strikes. Lebanese media noted the

drone hit in say that word.

How do you say that word?

>> Sidikiniken

killing one times of Israel and Sarak

news for details.

>> Huh? Shaf Shaf, whatever you say that

is. News for details. And

>> we're so [ __ ] lucky, man. We got no

neighbors. Nobody's launching.

>> Well, we're in a good spot

geographically. Be separated by oceans

on both sides is [ __ ]

>> nice. Which is why we should be really

good friends with Canada. Like, what the

[ __ ] going on?

>> Trump ruined that whole thing, man.

Because if he didn't talk about turning

Canada into the 51st state, the

Conservatives were going to win. Pierre

Pvette would have taken over. It would

have been like they would have like

eased a lot of the restrictions, made it

a lot more common sense.

>> Dude, China was just up there. They just

made a huge deal to get all their cars

from China now.

>> We're not going to sell any American

cars in Canada.

>> You know, it's a real problem because

China has some [ __ ] amazing cars.

Amazing cars now.

>> Y

>> bro, they're not [ __ ] around. Their

electric vehicles are top of the food

chain, man. Tesla just yesterday. They

just uh stopped the Model X uh Model S

and X production.

>> I saw that.

>> Apparently Elon is this Optimus robot is

going to change the world.

>> Yeah.

>> Everybody that I know that's seen it,

when this thing integrates with AI,

you're going to have a [ __ ] dude in

your house. You're going to have a super

genius robot dude in your house.

>> What does he look like? M looks like I

robot and he's going to be able to do

whatever the [ __ ] you need him to do. Go

dig a ditch. Go do this. Take out the

garbage.

>> You know what's [ __ ] great is for old

people that live alone.

>> 100%.

>> They know everything about your life.

They could actually hold a conversation

with you. Yes.

>> Show pictures of your [ __ ] grandkids

on their chest while they know your

interest. Ask you memories. All All

people want to do is talk about, you

know, memories and they're going to

listen.

>> Yeah. They'll talk to you. Yeah. Not

only that, they'll confirm all of your

delusions. Tesla [laughter] to build 1

million Optimus robots per year at

Fremont factory. 1 million a year.

>> I was hearing we need these robots

because they're going to terraform the

moon and Mars. Like, we're not going to

do it. The robots are going to do it.

>> I I don't think anybody's going to Mars.

Not in our lifetime. I think that's all

the future.

>> It's a little chilly up there.

>> It's not just that. It's just like no

one's going to want to do it. You'd have

only suicidal people want to go.

>> It's a one-way trip.

>> Yeah. Well, you can get back. You can

get back. It used to be a one-way trip.

Now they figured out you can get back.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. But you have to wait six months.

>> Yeah.

>> You get back like every six month.

That's that movie The Martian.

>> Plus, the flight's going to be delayed,

>> right?

>> Yeah.

>> Or hope you just hope it doesn't get hit

with a micromedor while it's out in

space.

>> Uhhuh.

>> Like all kinds of weird [ __ ] can happen.

You got

>> a micrometeor.

>> Micrometeors.

Tiny ones are flying around that just

punch holes through everything. Uh,

>> they're going like 170,000 mph and they

just go whipping through the building.

>> How much junk is there in space right

now in terms of like satellites that

just crapped out?

>> Well, just if you ever looked at the

amount of satellites that surround the

Earth.

>> Yeah.

>> It's [ __ ] bananas. Yeah.

>> It's nuts. And then there's

>> And there's no plan for when they

expire, right? They just stay up there.

>> Well, some of them they lose their

orbit. Their orbit decays and then they

come crashing down to the Earth.

>> Uhhuh.

>> Yeah, that happens. And you know, they

have to figure out where they're going

to hit, you know, and hopefully they

don't hit the middle of [ __ ] you

know, Dooldorf.

You know what [laughter] I mean? Like it

could hit a major city.

>> That's such a funny city to say.

Delledorf.

>> I mean, it could, you know, you got a

[ __ ] satellite down there. It could

land right on your face.

>> Yeah. That's wild.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

I went um to SpaceX for the launch of

the last rocket. I watched the launch.

>> Jamie did too. We were right there. Uh

and uh I went into the control room with

Elon and watched the entire journey

while it was flying over the Earth and

it lands. It touched down in Australia

in the ocean.

>> Wow.

>> 35 minutes later.

>> It was really It was nuts. So it breaks

through the atmosphere, travels, and

then comes straight down space

>> goes and you get to watch because they

have like 20 [ __ ] cameras on the

thing the entire time live streaming

through Starlink.

>> So you're live streaming the interior.

They're monitoring the pressure of the

cabin. They're monitoring all these

different things. And so the this is the

way they they test tolerances. It's like

when a lot of people say, "Oh, his

rockets blow up. He's a dumbass." They

want the rockets to blow up. Like they

have to find out like what makes the

rocket blow up. Like how much pressure

can you put? How thin do the walls have

to how reinforced do things have to be?

You know, and then they make

adjustments.

>> They make adjustments. That's what they

do. Like so they've

>> they've calculated in a certain amount

of failures that they expect to have.

>> Yeah.

>> And this one actually had a failure but

still landed.

>> So that's going to be the new first

class is going to Australia in 35

minutes.

>> Wow.

Boom.

>> That's crazy.

>> Nuts.

>> 35 minutes. Touchdown the ocean.

>> But a pretty intense ride, I would

imagine. I mean, that's not a smooth

ride.

>> They touched down in an exact spot where

they had boats ready. They had cameras

filming it.

>> They they filmed the entire touchdown.

>> Does it have to be over the ocean or are

they can they land on land?

>> Well, his rockets can now land on land.

You've seen how that that thing comes

down and lands on the ground, which is

bananas. And then they stop landing them

on the ground. Now they catch them with

arms. It's even more efficient. You've

seen that, right?

>> Well, cuz NASA was wasting so much money

cuz every single rocket was ruined when

it came back.

>> Well, you know what's crazy? NASA is

about to launch the Aremis mission and

no one's talking about it.

>> Where is that going?

>> Is they're sending people around the

moon

>> and having them come back to Earth and

you hear nothing about it.

>> Like, have you heard about it?

>> No.

>> Me neither. You know how I found out

about it? Somebody asked me at the club,

some guy in the audience said, "What do

you think about the Aremis mission?" I

go, "What is it?" He's like, "NASA's got

a a mission that they're flying people

around the moon." I'm like, "When?" He's

like, "February." I'm like, "Come on,

really?"

>> Well, what's the mission? What are they

trying to do?

>> I don't know. Let's find out.

>> Artemis,

>> they're not landing on the moon.

>> Not this time.

>> Okay.

>> No, this time I think they're just

flying.

>> Isn't it weird? Have we landed on the

moon since the 60s?

>> If we ever did in the first place. No.

ifious the first place. Yeah, I don't

know if we did.

>> I don't know if we did either.

>> I don't I used to believe it before co

No, I didn't. I didn't believe it for a

long time and then I said, I'm probably

wrong. I don't know what I'm talking

about. Let me just leave it alone. And

then I I got back into it again and I

was like, but it doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make any sense that these

guys went like Neil Armstrong basically

went into hiding. And then at the 25th

anniversary of the launch, he gave the

most cryptic speech for this team of uh

high school graduates, like these honor

students. Yeah,

>> you should see the speech cuz the speech

is nuts.

>> And then I went back and watched the

post-flight press conference when they

supposedly landed after they landed on

the moon and came back home.

>> It's like a hostage video. It is the the

weirdest behavior. They seem like

they're There's a guy who's a uh body

language expert. He's like, "These guys

are all being deceptive." He he analyzed

it on YouTube and he's like, "This guy

what he's doing here, like this guy's

being deceptive. This is clear deceptive

behavior." I mean, I've checked it so

many times online and everybody said

it's been refused. But my whole thing is

like,

>> but it has

>> it was 1969. I had a 69 Chevy and I used

to drive it from Boston to New York and

it would break down about half the time.

[laughter]

>> Yeah, but that's different. That's

different,

>> is it? Yeah.

>> It's still a [ __ ] It was a gas

powered engine,

>> right? But it could go one If you had to

take one trip with it, it would make it.

They were just not that good over time,

you know? I mean, how much they weren't

that reliable?

>> What was the equivalent

uh computing power that they had on that

Apollo that we would have? Is it our

phone?

>> Your phone is way more powerful. Way

more powerful than a room of

supercomputers. However, it doesn't take

like immense computing power once you've

got the calculations and you understand

the trajectory and that you're going to

use the gravity of the moon. You're

going to slingshot around the moon and

come back.

>> That's not the problem. The problem is

the Van Allen radiation belts. There's a

thick band of radiation that surrounds

the Earth. And not just that, but they

tried experiments to blow holes in that

radiation belt. There's this thing

called Operation Starfish Prime where

they launched nukes into space and had

them detonate them in the belts and they

thought they got blow a hole through it.

>> Mhm.

>> Did the opposite. Made the belts

supercharged. Made it way more

radioactive.

>> Yeah.

tempor at least temporarily.

>> The problem is they've never sent

anything out into deep space and had it

come back alive except the Apollo

astronauts. They never even sent a

chicken out there and had it come back

alive. There's all sorts of crazy [ __ ]

with radiation and solar. If there was

any sort of solar flare, everyone's

dead.

>> Yeah.

>> If there's any sort of like weirdness,

space weirdness, radiation weirdness,

dead.

>> Very little protection, thin aluminum

shield. It just didn't make any sense.

And also, there's not been a single

thing from 1969 that's not cheaper,

easier, and better today other than the

moon landing.

>> And we haven't done it.

>> Yeah, we haven't done it since ' 72.

[laughter] They went

>> Isn't that crazy?

>> It's nuts. It doesn't seem real. It was

also the first time.

>> Can I just stop for a moment and go

having a talk about moonlanding with Joe

Rogan is a little bit like playing like

pickup basketball with the Celtics.

[laughter]

>> It's just a moment in time. I know too

much. I know too. I've spent a stupid

amount of time of my life uh studying

this.

>> Yeah.

>> It was also Wernner von Braun, you know,

publicly said before he even got

involved with NASA, you couldn't go to

the moon. It's like it would take it

would take so much fuel to get there. It

would take the rockets would have to be

so big to get there that it wouldn't be

possible. And he also went to Antarctica

before the moon landings to pick up moon

rocks. There's like it was a publicly

known trip. He Antarctica is a great

place to get meteorites because it's all

white,

>> you know, it's all just so when they

land you can see them

>> and a lot of our meteorites come off the

moon. The moon gets hit, chunk flies

off, enters Earth's atmosphere, lands on

Earth is commonly known, right? So he he

did that and then they gave away a piece

of moon rock that they got from the moon

to the prime minister of the

Netherlands, I think. Look that up. Uh,

and this is like Buzz Aldrin, Michael

Collins, Neil Armstrong presented this

like, "Look, sir, we've given you a

chunk of the moon." Turned out it was a

piece of petrified wood. They had it

analyzed years later. It was not a moon

rock. They just like, "Fuck these

people."

>> Yeah.

>> Give them that [ __ ] colored rock over

there. Tell them it's from the moon.

>> And somebody got suspicious like what is

this [ __ ]

>> It's like your wife finding out it's a

cubic zone.

>> Moon rock turns out to be fake.

[laughter] The Dutch National Boy, say

that word.

>> Rick's Museum.

>> Rick's Museum made an embarrassing

announcement last week. One of its most

loved possessions, a moon rock, is fake.

It's just an old piece of petrified wood

that's any never been anywhere near the

moon. [laughter] And it was given to

them. So,

so, uh, where when was it given to them?

Does it say Okay. Okay. Uh, the rock was

given as a private gift to former prime

minister William Drees Jr. in 1969 by

the US ambassador to the Netherlands J.

William Middenorf II during a visit by

the Apollo 11 astronauts Armstrong

Collins and Aluldren soon after the

first moon landing. Dre had been out of

office for 11 years, but was considered

an elder statesman. When he died in 88,

the rock was donated to the Ricks Museum

where it has remained ever since.

According to a museum spokeswoman, Miss

Van Gelder, no one doubted the

authenticity of the rock because it was

in the prime minister's own collection,

and they had vetted the acquisition by a

phone call to NASA. [laughter]

[snorts] Ah, it was insured for

approximately half a million dollars,

but its actual value is probably no more

than 70 bucks. The value is what

someone's willing to pay for. I'll give

you 100 for it.