What's up, Squirt? You tired of all

those wedgies? Are you over being a

knuckle sandwich magnet? About time.

Finally. Way to take a stand here. Got

the remedy for you right here.

Dunked on. Little dork. Stupid dweeb.

Yeah, I've evolved. I've suckled upon

the bosom of wisdom of a hash alpha male

on Tik Tok. This goober actually tags

the majority of his posts with hash hash

alpha male. And this guy, he is breaking

the magician's code. He has just given

you the keys to the kingdom, letting you

know how to be an alpha male. And it is

invaluable knowledge that I'm going to

do you a kindness that not many others

will do. And I'm going to open your

third eye to it. I hope you're ready for

enlightenment.

>> No money, no respect. No money, no good

food, no money, no good clothes, no

money, no house, no money, no car, no

money, no friends or relatives, no

money, no relationship, no love.

understand what I'm telling you. Let it

sink in. I'll get the up and motivate

yourself. Whoever tells you money ain't

they're fooling you. They're just losers

like you are. So get up and be a winner.

All right.

>> He unironically ends all of his videos

like that with one of these and then

like the lion's roar that sounds like

it's [ __ ] MGM intro at the start of a

007 movie. And I also love this video

right here because it it I thought it

was going to be a ha coup at at the

start or I thought it was going to

transition into something motivational,

but it just goes no money, no car, no

money, no house, no money, no food, no

money, no friends, no money, no family.

So [ __ ] motivate yourself to get

money. He doesn't even like pretend to

give you any kind of like pointers on

well how do you you know maybe get some

money or something perhaps. Where can I

start accumulating some of this money? I

want food and family but I guess I can't

have that without money. This is deep

stuff. This is very profound thoughts

that I don't think a lot of people

really stop to consider. Money buys

things

and some of those things you need to

live. So no money, no no stuff.

I don't turn the key to start the beast.

The engine revs itself because it's

scared of making me wait.

This is another thing he loves to do. He

has so many videos like this and it's by

far my favorite content that he makes

where it's like these AI generated

videos of him being a badass. So I guess

in this one he really loved the idea of

being in a transformer that has a lion

[ __ ] for some reason which also then

transforms into an eagle. Maybe I'm on

the crackpipe, but I'm going to I'm

going to say a little something that

perhaps the Alpha and Sigma Council will

disagree with, but I just don't really

see how that's overly alpha behavior to

play pretend and use AI to make it seem

like you're in a [ __ ] like Gundam

lion.

>> Make off one deal that I just gave him

information about. $1 million.

>> Think it's a good idea for me to find

something that needs work.

>> You go about it two ways. that way that

you give it that value or you go to

someone that's already making money but

also has it on a discount. Hey, listen.

I got a million dollars. I have a half a

million. I'll give that to you right

now. You don't need to wait for another

guy to come do this due diligence. Boom.

I'll give you this cuz you already know

it's a $2 million project, but he's

willing to budget a little bit for 1.4

1.5. I'll take that, too. It's all about

business. The numbers, if they make

sense on already successful business or

they make sense on a business that's

already stuck dry, they don't know what

they're doing. Does it make sense there?

So, each one has its own value. So many

words and nothing was said. Not a single

thought or piece of advice made it

through and manifested there at all.

Imagine paying money for this kind of

interaction. Your mentor is hitting the

hookah hardly paying attention and then

when he tries to like coach you or

mentor you, he just hits you with a

bunch of mumbo jumbo. Yeah. So here's

the thing, you know, $1.4 4 $ 1.5

million. You have to start thinking

about the budget and the considerations.

You know, each has value. Is it a

business that been sucked dry? Are the

numbers making sense over here? $1.4

$1.5 million. Maybe you say, "Hey, boom.

We don't need to think about the due

diligence. You just give me that now.

Maybe half a million dollars here, half

$1.4 million over there." Because it's a

$2 million project and you're going to

be budgeting. So, you're going to have

to make these considerations when you're

looking at these numbers. Do they make

sense? So, what you're going to want to

do at the end of the day is you're going

to want look at the due diligence period

considerations of $500,000, about half a

million, maybe $1.45 $4.5 million and

consider that this is a $2 million

project.

>> All right, guys. I just finished the

one-on-one. I gave him information.

That's golden. How to buy, when to buy,

what's the price easily off that 45minut

session that he had with me. You can

make off one deal that I just gave him

information about. $1 million at least.

So, keep that in mind. If you want to

really get rich and really successful,

take it to the next level, sign up for

this one.

Holy Toledo. off of one 45minute

session. That guy's about to go make a

million dollars after that advice that

we got a sneak preview of. Holy, is it

really that easy? Oh my god, that's

incredible stuff. This guy's really a

wizard with money and his his math was

checking out like the numbers he was

saying there. Those are those are

numbers like that that those numbers he

said exist. So, wow. That really does

give you a lot to chew on. Hm.

>> It's not the same. Man cheating versus a

woman cheating. It's not the same. First

of all, it's so freaking hard for a man

to ever forgive a woman for such a thing

because he did you. You didn't do him.

You let that man stamp you that he's

better than the man that you're with.

But if a man goes and sleeps with

another woman, you can say, "Hey, my man

is wanted." You know, you can forgive a

little bit easier. And yes, it makes a

woman to a certain degree hurt. But if

he's really genuine that it was an

accident, which men do have this in

them, you know, men's load, if you go

take it to to the lab, you can

impregnate, you can start a colony with

a men, one load of men's. So, there's a

reason why God created a man to be able

to produce like this.

>> That is insightful stuff right there.

Inspirational even. He's just laying it

all out there, bare, not pulling any

punches, just dropping the truth right

there. There is a huge difference when a

man cheats verse when a woman cheats.

When a man cheats due to the size of his

load, his nut like he's talking about

there. It could produce a whole colony

off just that one glorious [ __ ] nut

of nectar. And it can be an actual

accident. It happens all the time. One

minute you're at the library reading a

great book, an absolute page turner, and

the next second you've got your [ __ ]

buried deep in the [ __ ] of a back of

the phone book hooker, and you're just

left wondering, well, what incarnation?

Something's gone arry here. Well, I

never That's not my girlfriend. I feel

like a right fool right now. I can't

believe this, honey. I I don't know. I

don't know what went wrong. What a what

a what an unforeseeable

accident here. I I got to tell you,

pardon my French, I'm peeved. Someone

must have spiked my coffee when I was at

the library. I I don't I don't

understand what what went wrong here.

It's Why are you mad? It was an

accident. You You can't be upset for

something I couldn't control. It's It's

an accident. His reasoning is sound. Uh

if you've recently suffered multiple

concussions and have lifelong CTE. Holy

[ __ ] What are you even yapping about

here, man? He's like, "Oh, due to the

load, you know, he can produce a lot.

So, he's got to fight real hard not to

to cheat on his girlfriend." And if he

loses that battle and cheats, whoops a

daisy. A woman has a much easier time

forgiving that because then she can

recognize her man is wanted. And that's

like a really positive thing. Like, yes,

it may hurt to a certain degree, but I

mean, he's wanted and that's awesome. He

does actually conclude this by saying

nobody should be cheating. very positive

message to wrap it up, but also you

spent most of the video saying, you

know, if a man cheats, it it can be a

genuine accident. We need to remember

the size of the load. That's it's very

it's a very tough battle, a harder a

harder battle than him with his hairline

there. Like, it can be an accident, a

very very different uh perspectives

there from man versus woman cheating.

>> Why cheat if you could just leave? Why

lie to someone who gave you their heart,

their trust, their everything? If you're

not happy, go. But destroy someone who

loved you just because you didn't have

the courage to be honest.

Now, this one's a nice blend of AI

badasserie and cheating wisdom. A nice

seminar on cheaters again here. So, this

is a good amalgamation of the the two

worlds colliding, but I feel like this

is two very different alphas. We have

the alpha that thinks cheating is bad.

Like in this video where he's going,

"Why cheat? Why not just leave? Why lie

to someone who gave you their heart?

Cheating is weakness. This is bad stuff.

Boo cheating." Versus the one where he's

like, "All right, no one should be

cheating. But if a man cheats, it could

be a genuine accident." Very different

than when a woman cheats and she lets

herself get [ __ ] stamped by another

dude's [ __ ] saying that that man is

superior to you. So she ve super

different perspectives. Man cheating can

be very forgivable for women actually.

>> I accept

but I remove trust.

>> Chills. I have goosebumps across my

entire body.

I've never heard anyone say anything

like that before.

That was hard.

Apologies. He accepts, but he removes

trust.

That's a really deep philosophy.

This guy must just [ __ ] cruise

Facebook status posts from like 2010 or

something. Oh my god.

>> You know what fuels me and I thrive on

the most? The people that don't like me.

You know, I just get fueled by knowing

that these guys don't like me for the

success I keep achieving that they sorry

asses can't achieve. I've always having

this vision about these guys looking

right now when I get this Rolls-Royce.

[ __ ] they're going to do right now. How

disgusting mad they're going to be and I

laugh about it at the end of the night

what I just did today. You know, there

all these people that don't like me

because they cannot achieve what I can

achieve. So, thrive. You hear me?

>> That is the most classic loser bait of

all time. My haters fuel me. Yep. Hater

blockers on. I love my haters.

It's like the most

used platitude ever from like gurus and

alpha males and [ __ ] when they're trying

to sell a course, that kind of thing.

And it's super effective. I guess the

idea is that if someone out there feels

like they're a big loser and they're

watching this kind of content where the

person delivering it always says,

"You're a [ __ ] loser, but if you give

me money, I'll make you a winner." They

probably also think that there's a lot

of people that don't like them in their

life. So these kind of guys prey off

that insecurity. They pounce on it and

exploit it by saying like, "Yeah, you

are a loser." But once you give me that

money for this change, it's going to

make you a winner. And then you can let

your losers be your your haters be your

fans. That's what I do. The haters are

my fuel in my engine. And my engine is a

[ __ ] transformer lion that I'm riding

inside of as it jogs me over to my

office building where I'm [ __ ] my

secretary. Yeah, that can be you, too,

loser. Let your haters be your

motivators.

>> Move in silence. Only speak when it is

time to say

checkmate.

>> I really don't have anything to say

about that one right there. That's just

a masterpiece. That is a perfect piece

of content. If you live your life like

that, I hope you're ready to be CEO of a

Fortune 500 company with billions of

dollars to your name. Anyway, I'll go

ahead and leave you with that little

nugget right there so you can really put

that in your pipe and smoke it. Only

only say words if the word is checkmate.

Damn, that goes ballistic. Yes, that's

really about it.