Joe Rogan Experience #2429 - Tom Segura
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>> Is that how your croissant croissant?
Bro, those croissants are real [ __ ]
bro, aren't they?
>> I was going to eat one bite. This is
what's left. [laughter]
>> I was like, I'll have a bite.
>> They're so good, man.
>> Too buttery. Well, how can how can a guy
lose as much weight as you lost and then
open up a [ __ ] bakery? Because I
started with them when I was so fat. It
was [laughter] perfect. Like I fell in
love with that place when I was close to
my fattest and I was like, "This is a
match made in heaven."
>> How big were you when you were your
fattest?
>> The most I ever weighed was 265.
[snorts]
>> Holy [ __ ] Yeah.
>> And what are you now?
>> 187.
>> That's insane.
>> Yeah. So it's like what? 80 lbs.
>> What does that feel like on your joints?
>> Feels great. I feel so much better. I
feel so much better.
>> Of course.
>> I'm lifting four days a week.
>> Wow.
>> Um Yeah. I just I lifted this morning.
>> Do you have a trainer or do you go solo?
No, he meets me there every day or every
day that I'm
>> Do you do that for accountability?
>> You know, I just realized that I I mean,
I've trained enough now where I can I
can do a good workout on my own, but I
always feel like I it's never as good as
when he's there.
>> It It's always, you know what I mean?
Like it's always a little bit harder and
I always feel like it's a better workout
when he's there.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. He pushes me. Sean,
>> so you've been with him for a while?
>> I've been with him for Yeah. for years.
Um, the other difference, the big
difference is that I've been I dialed in
not with croissants, but I've dialed in
my nutrition [laughter] a lot more. Like
I eat four times a day now and I I'm on
top of my macros. You know what I mean?
Things I've never done before.
>> You Why do you eat four times a day?
>> This nutritionist just gave me this plan
and I've I've been just doing it.
>> Interesting.
>> Yeah. So, I eat 50 grams of protein at
every at each of those four, you know,
four different meals.
>> Okay.
>> So, I end up getting 200 grams. So you
you do smaller meals that are lower in
calories but high in protein.
>> Yeah. Yep. And then I I also I I carb
cycle. So like I know on a like if like
today was legs, I know that it's it's a
more intense workout. I'll do the full
portions of these carbs, right? Which
sometimes is sweet potatoes or white
rice. But on a day if I'm like if it's a
rest day or I'm I'm doing like less
intense workout, I'll dial back how much
of those carbs I eat.
>> H you do you take a pre-workout?
>> I I have a preworkout meal every time.
So like in the morning I get I've been
getting up at 5:30. So I I
>> What?
>> Yeah.
>> What the [ __ ] are you doing, man?
>> I mean because I've been in the writer's
room on my on season two of Bad
Thoughts. So, I've been I've been
getting up at 5:30 and my pre-workout
meal are these like I guess it's like
mucili kind of like grains, you know,
with um with some honey, a little bit of
almond butter, and then I have uh Greek
yogurt with um a scoop of uh whey
protein. So, that's my pre-workout. And
after that, I go to the gym. And then
during the workout, I sometimes have a
like an intraworkout shake. Sometimes I
just Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
>> But I mean, I feel much better doing it
that way. I do. And then and then I eat
again about an hour after that workout.
So that's my second meal.
>> Then a few hours later is 3:00. And then
my fourth one is like around 6:00.
>> So you have your second meal by the time
it's like 8:00 a.m.
>> Uh maybe like 9:30. Yeah.
>> That's so crazy.
>> Yeah.
>> What time you go to bed at night?
>> Well, that's that's the key to this
whole [ __ ] thing. That's the key to
the whole thing is that you go to do
this. I got to do this and to do that I
got to do that and to do and to do that
I got to get up early and the only way I
can get up early is by staying on top of
when I go to bed. You know when we met I
was going to bed at 3:00 in the morning.
>> Normal stuff.
>> Yeah. And I would get up at like 11.
>> Yeah. Like a normal person.
>> Like a normal person. And then I would
say in the last decade
a lot of my bedtime kind of shifted to
like around midnight and then it shifted
to like a little bit like closer to 11.
In the last few months, like sticking to
this plan, I've started to go to bed
sometimes at like 10 10:30, which for me
is like very early,
>> you know? It's very hard. It was It's
the biggest challenge for me has been to
get to bed.
>> That's hard for me. That's hard. That
would be hard.
>> But I also I don't think I'm going to be
getting up at 5:30 forever.
>> This is just writer room stuff.
>> This is just writer room stuff.
>> Normally, you get up when 8?
>> Uh yeah, between seven and eight. Yeah,
>> that's that's reasonable. That's
reasonable. And I don't have to go to
bed at 10:00 to do that.
>> Yeah. When my kids are in school, I get
up at 7ish.
And then, yeah, usually between 7 and
7:15, depending on when they have to
leave, and then when they're not in
school, like right now today, I got up
at 8, which is pretty normal.
>> 8 feels good for me.
>> I got I got up around 7:30 today. If I
don't work out first thing in the
morning though, it used to be I really
used to like working out at night
because in jiu-jitsu I'd always like
doing at night. Morning classes were
tough. Tough to get in there early and
and train and also you don't feel warmed
up and you [ __ ] feel like
everything's going to get hurt.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh but nighttime I can't work out
anymore. I can't do that.
>> I've completely changed in this too
busy. I used to say, well, I will say
that like I feel like my strongest
between like 11 and 1, like the middle
of the day, is when I if you were like
draw up an ideal strength time, that's
when I feel like I'm like, "Oh, that's
when I'm at my best."
>> Why? Why do you think that is?
>> I think I you're
>> you woke up.
>> Yeah. You woke up, you're fired up,
you're warmed up,
>> and you're ready to go. And I feel like
>> a little food.
>> I feel good. But I've pivoted to now
really enjoying these first thing in the
morning workouts where I feel like my
whole day is set when I have those
workouts. And I also realize that if I
don't, I feel so much different through
that throughout that day.
>> Right. That's a good that's a good
factor. One, you get that first big win
in the morning. Yeah. You got it done.
You're you got good momentum going. But
also, you're more calm.
>> That's that's the big one. That's the
big one.
>> And focused, right? When we did that
sober October thing, we were all doing
crazy crazy cardio. One thing you said
to me that really rang true is like it
totally
silences all that internal chatter.
>> Yeah, it does.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. And and I think I think one thing
about the writer room is that you know
you have to be alert, you have to be
focused, right? you can't have all this
[ __ ] like the noise going on and you
know so it was a great way to show up to
the room is like
>> you have that win
>> you've done something hard and now I'm
ready to work
>> yeah for me um it's it's not just a hard
workout but generally has to have some
cardio in it
>> really
>> yeah cardio is what really shuts off all
the chatter
>> it is different than the weightlifting
>> yeah weightlifting is great
weightlifting makes you feel better like
you feel like energized you feel like oo
I feel good. But cardio is like I don't
give a [ __ ] Yeah.
>> Like when I when I have a really hard
cardio session, it's like I don't give a
[ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] what's going
on. Everything's fine.
>> I noticed the difference between cuz I
was doing 45 minute cardio sessions and
when I upped it to an hour, the 15minute
difference for me felt like another
hour.
>> Like pushing it 15 more minutes was
really, really hard.
>> Well, that's when it's hardest. When
you're tired already. Yeah. You know,
when you're extending your cardio
capability. That's That's [ __ ] hard,
man. That's hard.
>> It's so important. It's so important to
do.
>> Oh, yeah. It's everything. You want to
wonder why so many people are out of
their [ __ ] minds. That's a big part
of it. They don't work hard.
>> I got so obsessed with some of these
this like these data and metrics about
this, you know?
>> Yeah. Just like
>> that becomes a problem.
>> Yeah. Well, I don't mean like that like
I have to do, but like the just the the
data that people are talking about as
people age of like if you're not lifting
and your bone density goes down or like
your V2 max like
>> learning about that stuff and going like
if you don't start thinking about that
at a certain age
>> one day it will be like so out of your
grasp.
>> I was just having this conversation with
Shane Gillis. I was like, "You have to
realize like 20 years goes by so fast
because I'm 20 years older than him."
And I'm like, "20 years ago I like that
happened. It was yesterday." Yeah.
>> And all of a sudden I'm 58
>> and 20 years from now I'm 78. That's
dead.
>> Yeah.
>> Like that's almost dead.
>> Yeah.
>> Like and and you can either be almost
dead and look like RFK Jr. or you could
be almost dead and look like Trump.
>> Yeah.
>> So kind of same thing. They're in the
same neighborhood like
>> and you have a choice. Trump's only
seven or eight years older than RFK Jr.
>> He doesn't look like it.
>> No.
>> Yeah.
>> And that guy did heroin for 14 [ __ ]
years.
>> Who did?
>> RFK Jr.
>> He did heroin.
>> Oh yeah. After his dad was assassinated.
>> He was a heroin addict.
>> Yeah.
>> No [ __ ] I didn't.
>> Yeah. When he was young.
>> People give him a hard time about it.
Like, hey yo, his [ __ ] dad got shot
in front of him. Yeah.
>> His dad who was running for president
got assassinated.
>> Yeah. That's
>> when he was a little kid.
Come on. You wouldn't do heroin. You
have no idea what you would do. And his
uncle got shot in the head in front of
the whole world.
>> Yeah. I mean,
>> not in front of the whole world. It
wasn't in front of the whole world until
several years later. But
>> he looks incredible.
>> He looks great.
>> Yeah.
>> He did uh 20 chin-ups in a row.
>> I saw that
>> at 70 whatever the [ __ ] he is.
>> That's very impressive.
>> That's insane.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Modern science for the win.
>> Yeah. Now you Yeah. I mean Yeah. I think
about it all the time. I I because I
think the same way. 20 years goes by
real [ __ ] fast. Yeah. It's so fast,
dude. Before you know it,
>> that's why like there's guys that like
never got going with their life or they
got distracted with stupid [ __ ] and they
never really like focused on whatever it
is they do, what their career is.
>> And then you see them 20 years later,
they're in like their late 40s and
they're [ __ ] scrambling and
depressed. And
>> I'm friends with so many of them, dude.
>> Oh, it's a problem.
>> I'm friends with so many of them. Like
I'm in that age pocket where it's like a
lot of my friends are
>> in that like
>> they never did anything. Yeah. And
they're really they're really
scrambling.
>> Yeah. And they're really desperate. And
then they they want help, which is like,
hey, I can't [ __ ] hold your hand.
Exactly. You did this to yourself. Like,
you should have paid attention to what
we were all doing
>> all those years ago.
>> It's unnerving, too, when some of them
like I have friends who are like
>> you're like, dude, like we're in our
40s. Yeah. And you're you're And the
thing is, the worst part about it is you
realize how much of it is dictated by
fear. like they're just scared to do
things. It's like someone who's scared
to step in the gym or something, right?
You're like, you're you're just scared
to get your to take that step to do
something.
>> Scared to be uncomfortable is what it
is.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. That's the thing. It's like most
people are scared to be uncomfortable.
So, they're scared to sit down in front
of the computer and write. They don't
write cuz they're scared to to be I
don't The writing thing is the weirdest
one.
>> Fear of the unknown.
>> Cuz I don't understand why that's even
uncomfortable. But it is. I I get it. It
is. I I avoid it sometimes. I come home
and I'm like, I really should write, but
I could watch YouTube. Yeah. And then
I'll [ __ ] sit in front of the TV. I'm
like, I earned this.
>> Yeah.
>> And then I'll watch YouTube.
>> Anything to not do it. You look for
distractions.
>> The nights that I come home and I write
though, I always feel way better. I feel
better going to bed and I feel better
getting up. I'm like, I did what I was
supposed to do. Yay. Yay. Everything's
going good.
>> Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
>> When I just watch some [ __ ] random
YouTube video on ancient history.
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's like, okay, why am I
falling asleep at 2 in the morning and
forcing myself to finish this [ __ ]
hour and 50minute documentary on Syria?
>> I do it [ __ ] all the time. I'm like,
here's another Murder Doc. I'll just
watch this.
>> I don't watch those.
>> Oh my god. It's all I watch.
>> You know what I found out, too? I was I
[laughter] found in the writer room, and
I didn't realize this until I talked it
out. We were talking about
>> um you know, like cuz sometimes you're
like, "What about this idea?" Right.
Right. And someone will be like, "Well,
you know, on that episode of like 30
Rock or something." And I'll be like, "I
never saw that." They go, "You never saw
30 Rock?" And I'm like, "No." And then
they go, "Oh, well, you know, like on
The Office, I never watched The Office."
They go, "You didn't watch The Office?"
And then I started talking. I was like,
"Oh, I've never watched any of these
shows." And they're like, "What?" And I
go, "Yeah, I guess I just don't like
comedy." [laughter]
And they're like, "What are you talking
about?" I was like, "Dude, I've never
seen The Office, 30 Rock, Sunny, all
like the huge comedies of the last 20
years. I've never seen them.
>> I haven't seen them either."
>> Yeah. Well, so and I'm like, "Well, I
go, my rationale, my thinking is not
that I don't like comedy. It's that it's
like, you know, you I'm on stage all the
time. I'm doing comedy. My friends are
comedians. We're talking comedy. When I
get home and I want to watch something,
I don't want to watch that. I want to
watch something else."
>> I'm exactly That's exactly how I think
of it. I want to watch dramas,
thrillers,
>> something's interesting. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Stranger Things.
>> Yeah. So, I just end up never They're
like, "This is pretty crazy, though.
You're in a room of comedy writers and
you've never watched an episode of
comedy." And I'm like, "Yeah, I guess
that is kind of weird."
>> I I watched them when I was on one, you
know, I'd watch other sitcoms to see
what they were doing differently, you
know, cuz it was kind of a new thing for
me.
>> Yeah, that makes sense.
>> But, uh, after I was off news radio, I
swore off sitcoms, too. And but then I
did start watching them, some of them
with my family. Uh, one of them I
watched that I really used to [ __ ] on
and I was wrong is The Big Bang Theory.
Really [ __ ] good show, man.
>> I mean, it was a massive hit.
>> I was like, how is this stupid show a
massive hit? But it was because I had
seen clips online that were like retakes
that they did without the laugh track.
>> Uhhuh.
>> But if you know, if you ever worked on a
sitcom, you know what retakes are.
Retakes are brutal. like you didn't get
it right or the writers decided to
change something or there's whatever for
whatever reason you do a bunch of them
after the audience leaves you know so I
saw those without the laugh track and I
was like what is this this is not funny
this is terrible I'm like what is this
like mundane boring [ __ ] drone you to
sleep then I watched the show the actual
show itself I was like oh this is a
really well-written sitcom
>> and it's interesting because the main
guy is autistic and he is like
[clears throat] totally socially
[ __ ]
>> yeah And it's funny though. It's But
it's all about nerds. It's like It's a
good show. It's a solid show.
>> I mean, something that has that
something gets that popular like this
has to have something.
>> But that's like stuff that I watch with
my family. Like there's certain shows
that I only watch with my family.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. That's one of You know what just
happened with our kids is um they um
they they started, you know, they they
had like their movies that they always
watch and kids, little kids have just a
capacity to re-watch the [ __ ] out of
things that you're like, Jesus Christ,
>> I watched Frozen like 80 times.
>> Oh my god, so many [laughter] [ __ ]
times we watched these things.
>> We watched Home Alone [ __ ] 145 times,
right? Which is I think a lot of people
do. But
>> then all of a sudden we were like, "Oh,
here's The Simpsons."
>> And what we did was we started with
episode one of the Simpsons. Oh, wow.
>> And what I was so surprised by, I was
because I was taken by just how how good
the old one, like we're watching like
season one, season two, like the really
old ones where where everything where it
took 18 months to produce an episode.
This is, you know, they had to handraw
everything.
>> The the writing and the jokes in them
are so good and so funny. And you're I'm
watching these little dudes like get the
jokes and they're and it's really funny.
I mean, it's really good, but we start
from the beginning. How many episodes is
the Simpsons still on the air, right?
>> I think so. It's like season [ __ ] 42
or some [ __ ]
>> That is so wild. And no one gets old.
>> No, these characters are just cartoons.
>> And now they can do them uh timely
because of technology. So now they can
like produce it in a week or something.
>> Oh, that's crazy.
>> Yeah,
>> that's crazy.
>> Cuz they don't have to hand draw
everything.
>> Well, didn't they like farm it all out
to [ __ ]
>> I think so.
>> South America or some [ __ ]
>> They probably I'm sure.
>> Yeah, I think they did. Some Indian. I
think they they taught some Asian people
how to how to draw,
>> how to do it. And like I mean there's
something also that like you appreciate
about the old animation that's cool that
>> clunky. Yeah.
>> Yeah. It doesn't exist in the but it's
still it's so funny.
>> Like the first South Park. The first
South Park was super clunky. Yeah. What
would Barry Pano do?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
>> And then they also embraced that it's
supposed to look this certain way,
right? Like they that whole thing was
like it's it was they embrace that like
the look is not like slick,
>> right?
>> Yeah.
>> I mean it's also you can get away with
so much more when it's not even remotely
realistic.
>> Yeah.
>> Like the time that gay teacher stuffed
Paris Hilton up his ass.
>> Like how could you do that on any other
show? Imagine if you you said we're
going to do um South Park but with CGI
and real people. They're like, "What the
[ __ ] are you talking about? Kenny's
going to die in every episode violently
and everyone's going to laugh."
>> What?
>> No. Yeah.
>> What? His brains splattered all over the
concrete. Oh my god, you killed Kenny.
>> You killed Kenny.
>> What?
>> Yeah, it has to be.
>> No, it has to be fake.
>> Fake. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And it has to be fake kids.
>> Totally.
>> Cuz kids are kind of They bounce off
stuff. They get hurt. It's kind of
funny.
>> Yeah, they do.
>> Yeah. They just [ __ ] They don't get
hurt as easy. When they get hurt, it's
like not that big a deal. They bang into
things. Whereas an old person falls in
the bathtub, they break a hip, and
they're dead in a year.
>> My youngest like slow falls all the
time, and we're [laughter] like, "What
the [ __ ] is going on?" And he's never
hurt.
>> He's practicing.
>> Yeah. He's just like And he tumbles.
>> Yeah. Well, they're [ __ ] made out of
like they're they're flexible. They're
all pliable and [ __ ]
>> Yeah. The way they even like the way a
kid can sit and you're like, "How are
your legs doing that, bro?"
>> After a while, [ __ ] gets stiff.
>> It gets real stiff. Yeah.
>> Do you ever do any yoga?
>> I did. I haven't in a while.
>> Well, remember when we did it? That was
our first challenge. Right.
>> I do. And that was awesome. And then a
few like a year or two ago, I I started
doing some yoga here and it was so
challenging. I was like, "Fuck, this is
really hard."
>> Was it the same kind or different?
>> Um, just like No, it wasn't it wasn't a
hot yoga. It was just like, you know,
you're going through all the positions.
I don't know how to even describe it.
>> Yeah, all the poses. And I was like,
man, I was, you know, shaking in in
certain poses. And I was it was really
challenging and I have not done it in a
while. I probably should do it again.
Was it the same kind of yoga though or
were the poses different?
>> No, the same kind of poses. The same
kind. Yeah. Just not hot.
>> Hot's the way to go.
>> Hot's rad.
>> Yeah, it's harder.
>> It is. I remember I did do a hot yoga
here in Austin like in July. I was like,
this isn't much different than outside
right now. [laughter]
And uh I I remember like feeling so
relieved when I saw somebody tap out of
the room before me. I was like, I can't
tap out first. [laughter] Just watching
people. want some guys. I was like, I
got to get I was like, all right, I'm
going to get out of here in a minute.
[snorts]
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>> I remember the first time I did it, I
was like, I can't believe how hard this
is. I can't believe all these little old
ladies are walking into this thing with
this rolled up foam mat and I'm like,
>> you guys think you're working out?
>> Yeah.
>> Meanwhile, they're working out way
harder than me.
>> I was literally getting strangled and it
was easier. I was going to jiu-jitsu and
I was getting [ __ ] arm barred and
that was easier. Yeah. Than going and
and [ __ ] stretching my feet out with
these little old ladies
>> and seeing like how these mother like
you'll see somebody who's like [snorts]
physicality is not like that not like
they look fit let's say but you're not
like holy [ __ ] look at this person
>> and the way that they're holding
themselves
>> up on their hands and their whole body
is sitting on on you know what I mean
like their knees are on their elbows and
you're like how the [ __ ] are you holding
yourself like this?
>> Yeah. And very impressive. It's a weird
It's a impressive thing that you only
know it's impressive when you try to do
it.
>> This is why I have this uh theory that
everybody should try things like that
jiu-jitsu a boxing class even if you go
one time just once, right?
>> To have just so you have an idea of what
you don't know,
>> right?
>> You know what I mean? Because like every
dude thinks he can fight,
>> right? you know, and I'm like, I know my
limits so much in that regard because
I've been in classes. I've done classes.
>> So, I I know so much. I'm not an expert,
but I know how much I don't know. You
know what I mean? Like, yeah,
>> I've rolled on I've done jiu-jitsu
classes. I've done boxing classes, and
I'm like, "Oh, this these guys can
[ __ ] kill me." [laughter] You know,
>> but you don't know that before you do
it,
>> right?
>> You don't know how hard that [ __ ] is.
>> Yeah.
>> You don't know. I mean, like, boxing is
a funny one because people think they're
like, "I can throw a punch." Like, you
don't even have the fundamentals of of
how to throw a punch. You don't even
know how to throw a punch technically.
>> Not only that, how many can you throw
before you're totally exhausted?
>> Oh, the the exhaustion is is is real
crazy.
>> How many you got in your tank? You got
10 punches.
>> A lot of people like throw they throw
hay makers and they think they're
throwing it. You're like, that's not
even a punch, you Oh, it is if it lands,
>> I guess, but it's not like it's
definitely not a punch that would would
really have that much of an effect on
somebody who knows what they're doing. I
mean, you could probably land that on
someone who also doesn't fight.
>> You can land a lot of things on people
if they don't know you're going to punch
them.
>> Yeah.
>> That's why sucker punches work.
>> Yeah. Whenever I when I used to teach
martial arts, one of the first things I
would tell people is you have to realize
that action is so much faster than
reaction. So, the reason why a sucker
punch works is because you have no idea
that this person is going to do it and
then by the time they're doing it, it's
too late.
>> It's too late for you.
>> You don't react in time. That's why
people get punched like that. You can't
I'm like, you can't ever let anybody get
close enough.
>> You can't ever let anybody that's
threatening you get into position where
they think like you think that they
could hit you and you you don't know
what's coming,
>> right?
>> Because it can happen too fast.
>> So, that's why you got to you have to
have your awareness to uh that somebody
approaching you is already a threat or
can
>> 100%. Yeah. Like remember the time I got
in that stupid thing on Fear Factor?
>> Yes.
>> With that guy? That was 100% my thought
process. Like this guy could punch me in
any second.
>> Yeah. So you have to act.
>> Yeah. I had to grab him. But it was one
of those moments where I was like, "All
right, this is a very angry person
that's already irrational. What's most
irrational?" Sucker punching the host.
>> Yeah.
>> And also, this is like, you got to think
of reality TV. What is everyone trying
to do? Everyone's trying to go viral.
They're all trying to have a clip that
gets played over and over again. They're
all trying to get everybody to watch the
show. So, they're all acting in the most
outrageous way possible.
>> Yeah.
>> I think it's like between that and
social media, it's it's been like poison
in our civility in our culture. The way
people communicate, the way people view
like famous people is totally different
now. Cuz you used to be famous because
you were Amy Winehouse. Like, oh, I love
your music. Now it's you're just famous
for whatever the [ __ ] reason. being
famous for just acting a fool. Like just
being a complete [ __ ]
>> Yeah. Being some guy who's famous for
stealing people's hats.
>> Yeah.
>> Just run up and grab people's hats
everywhere. That's That's your TikTok.
>> Or Yeah. You go up to people and like
you whisper in their ear when they're at
they're at like a a Home Depot and
people go, "Hey."
>> Speaking of which, did you see what
Andre Arloski got into it with these
[ __ ] influencers? I bet they didn't
know who he is.
>> Yes, I did see a clip of that.
>> Yeah, I bet they didn't know who he is.
They started [ __ ] with former UFC
heavyweight champion Andre Arlovski.
>> Yeah. Not a good move.
>> He's all, first of all, he's [ __ ]
gigantic.
>> Yeah.
>> And he's one of the baddest
[ __ ] ever. Like that guy just
recently retired from the UFC or was
released, I should say. He's not even
done fighting. He started fighting.
>> He was he won the UFC title, I think, in
2005.
>> Yeah.
>> That's 20 [ __ ] years ago. And the guy
was still beating people that are like
elite fighters just a few years ago.
>> And that's who you go pick on.
>> You go pick on that guy.
>> Good [laughter] luck.
>> I think he beat Travis Brown in like
2016 or 17. Travis Brown was super
legit. Real dangerous.
>> Yeah,
>> Arloski was a bad [ __ ] dude.
>> I went to a a Travis Brown fight once
with you.
>> Travis Brown was a bad [ __ ]
Travis Brown completely changed the way
people look at the clinch because he
elbowed so many people into oblivion. If
you got a hold of a single on that guy
and your head was right there or a
double, anything where you're trying to
take him down against the cage and hit
your head is right there. That [ __ ]
dude boom. Yeah, he we literally called
them Travis Brown elbows
>> cuz everybody does it, but Travis Brown
did it better than anybody.
>> That and those um those forearm
>> shots that people take, you're like,
>> "Yeah, it's brutal. It's such a brutal
sport." It's It's so crazy.
>> That is so [ __ ] crazy. Yeah, I would
not [ __ ] with somebody. I mean, I don't
[ __ ] with anybody, but like if I saw
that guy be the last guy I'd be like,
"Oh,
>> so many people out there in the world
now know how to fight." When I was a
kid, almost no one knew how to fight.
There was like wrestlers, never [ __ ]
with wrestlers, and there was like, "Oh,
the guy, he's Golden Gloves boxer. Oh,
don't [ __ ] with him." Yeah. Like,
everybody knew who you could and
couldn't [ __ ] with.
>> Now, everybody knows something. And
kids, they learn just by wa they'll
they'll watch a Charles Oliver fight and
they'll practice in their [ __ ] living
room and next thing you know, they they
know how to do a real triangle.
>> Yeah.
>> Like, you can watch a lot of [ __ ] on
YouTube videos and learn without even
taking classes. When kids are like
learning, some athletic kids, like a kid
that maybe is really good at baseball,
really good at soccer or something like
that, you can teach him some moves
pretty quick and he's he's going to know
how to deliver it.
>> My oldest does does it twice a week and
he's been he's he's athletic kid. He's
got some proficiency and he keeps moving
up, you know, and kill you.
>> Well, he start we also start we [ __ ]
around because he's they're two little
boys. this dude will immediately like go
just put me in an arm bar. And I'm like,
yo. [laughter]
And I'm like, and the only thing that
like saves me is that I'm still so much
bigger, you know, and and stronger. But
I'm like,
>> you might have to start taking classes
or he's not going to listen.
>> The clock is ticking.
>> When he's like 16 or 17.
>> Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, that would be a
problem. Real problem.
>> Well, that's also a weird problem, too,
because all of a sudden you can do
things to men. Like I remember thinking
that when I was like 16, 16, 17 when I
was competing.
>> Yeah.
>> I all of a sudden I could beat men up. I
was like, "This is crazy. This is
>> crazy." Yeah.
>> Yeah. This is weird. All All my life men
were terrifying. Like men were Men get
angry. Men will hit you. You run from
the men. And now I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ]
this grown [laughter] ass man up." It
was crazy. It was a crazy transition.
>> I can see his wheels turning, dude.
>> Right. So he's going to know he can do
it now. So he's going to want to do it.
Come on, Dad.
>> Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. What are you
going to do, Dad? Like, you're [ __ ]
grounded. [ __ ] you. I'm not grounded.
I'll choke you out. Like, what?
[laughter]
>> You're in the [ __ ] hallway. You can't
even get away.
>> Yeah.
>> And he's 17 now. He probably weighs a
buck 80.
>> And they
>> kind of ripped. He's got abs. They get
embarrassed.
>> Oh, yeah. They called us and they're
like, "Hey, he's really good." They're
like, "For they're like, "He's he's he's
really got a skill at this."
>> Well, jiu-jitsu is athleticism is
massive, but also intelligence. It's
hard to be dumb and get really good at
jiu-jitsu. He's a smart kid. The other
thing that's very different, and I think
you see this when you have m when you
have more than one, you know, you have
two kids or more,
>> you start to see that like, oh, some
qualities in people's personalities are
innate qualities, right? Like you just
especially because, you know, you have
your one, you're like, oh, this is what
every this is what a kid's like. Then
you're like, oh, the other kid's not
like this. They have these other
qualities, right?
>> And one thing about him that you just
pick up on by being his parent is he's
like he's very competitive. like very
very competitive and so he's
intelligent, he's competitive and he's
athletic
>> and so you go like oh yeah he's he's
just very driven, you know,
>> well he should probably compete cuz when
you're young, if you learn how to
compete when you're young, oh my god, it
has so many benefits for the rest of
your life because it's so scary and then
you overcome it and if you become
successful at it, you kind of feel like
you could be successful at anything.
>> Yeah.
>> Because you've been successful at
something that's scary.
>> Yeah, exactly. He got into
>> Get him in tournaments, man. He got into
uh running.
>> Oh boy.
>> So like a couple years ago I was getting
ready. We were going to do a 5K and I
was way out of shape. I was like I got
to start running. So the first thing I
did is I ran a mile
and he tried to run with I mean he was
like you know let's say like seven years
old or something. And I ran the mile in
like I don't know 930. I was I mean I
was dying right? I was like [ __ ] it. Oh
my god. He couldn't quite keep up with
me in this one mile run. He's a
seven-year-old kid. This year he ran two
miles in 1238.
>> Whoa.
>> So he ran six and six
>> cuz he didn't like the fact that he
wasn't good at running.
>> He just [ __ ] and he would get up and be
like, "I'm going to go train." I'm like,
"Okay." [laughter]
>> Oh, Jesus Christ. You got a psycho.
>> Yeah, he he's a psycho.
>> He's a psycho.
>> He's running up hills and [ __ ] And I
was he he's like, "Come with me." And so
like I have an adult with me. He's just
running up and down this hill over and
over and over. Yeah. He's like very But
it's self. It's not me going, you got to
go run,
>> right? You know, it's inside his head.
>> It's in his head.
>> Wow. If I was a coach, I'd be like, "Get
that kid young. Grab him.
>> Grab him."
>> That's what we want.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> What you want is an intelligent psycho.
>> Mhm.
>> You know, intelligent, driven, hyper
competitive psycho.
>> Hyper compet. The other kid, my
youngest, will walk up a flight of
stairs. He goes, "My legs hurt."
[laughter] Like I'm like, "What?" He
goes, "I want to go rest." I'm like, "We
just walked up a [ __ ] flight of
stairs." [laughter]
He's like, "I know, but my legs are
killing me." Like, it's completely
[snorts] different.
>> It's so funny that that that is such the
case. It's such the case. It's It's
interesting because there is this
thought of like what a personality is.
Like, where does it all come from? It's
like a combination of so many different
things.
>> It's a combination of nature, nurture,
genetics.
>> It's everything. You're right. My
>> It's also being exposed to things that
bring that out of you.
>> Yes.
>> You know what I mean? Like imagine if he
had never been exposed to the running,
never done jiu-jitsu, never done
anything. Then what happens to that?
Yeah.
>> The other kid, he's like um
>> you could tell he has he has he has like
a comedian's
mindset
>> cuz he's he's a complainer,
>> you know? Like every like funny person
complains.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Like the other day I was in the writer
room and I ate something. I was like in
the writer room but I was my stomach was
like [ __ ] me up all day. I was on the
toilet. I was like it was like brutal to
get through the day.
>> All the macros. I get home and I I he's
in my room watching TV and I lay down. I
go, "Hey, can you turn that off cuz like
uh I want I want to rest. Like my
stomach is bothering me." And he goes,
"Oh, you want to snooze?" [laughter]
>> How old is he?
>> Seven.
He goes, "You want to snooze?"
[laughter]
>> He goes, "I almost [ __ ] threw up
today." And I go, "What?" He goes,
"Yeah, my stomach's been I go, Dude,
I've been on the toilet for like 3
hours, please." And he goes, "All right,
why don't you have your little snooze?
I'll go out here." He's like very
animated, you know?
>> It's hilarious.
>> And then he saw me wear a suit.
>> This is insane. He saw me wear a suit.
And I'm like walking out of the house
and he goes, "Hey." I go, "What?" He
goes, "Where's my suit?" And I go,
[laughter]
"What?"
And then I'm not kidding you. He goes,
"I look like a [ __ ] asshole."
[laughter]
I go, "What are you talking about?" He
goes, "You're in a suit. I look like an
asshole." He goes, "Get me a suit." And
I go, "Oh my god." I go, "You don't need
a suit." And he goes, "Yes, I do. Why do
you get to look like that? I look like a
[ __ ] asshole." [laughter]
And I was like, "All right, bro." He's
always,
>> you know, I mean, he's always like
complaining.
>> That's complain. And it's just funny cuz
we
>> That would be an an amazing sitcom
scene.
>> I know.
>> If you had a kid like that, that would
be I look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] That
would be an amazing scene.
>> We call him Joe Peshy [laughter] because
he's always talking like that. He's
always bothered, you know, he's always
hot and you're like, [snorts] "This is
not a big deal, man." He's like, "Yes,
it is."
>> That's hilarious.
>> Always dri Yeah. He's just fired up
about [ __ ]
>> That's hilarious. That's
>> But that's also in him. You know what I
mean? It's part of his personality.
>> Yeah.
>> It's weird. It's like kids get something
from you, right? They get some genetics
and then they kind of get whatever that
gift the universe gives.
>> Totally.
>> Whereas like that kid is not like either
one of us. Like where'd you come from?
Christina thinks that he she's every
time he's like fired up about something
and I'm like look at this kid she goes
that is you [ __ ] you.
>> I'm like no. And she goes yes.
>> Well you have a little of that in you.
>> Yeah
>> you definitely do. I remember one of the
thing one of the most impressive things
about our sober October thing was you
got the flu and so you were out of it
for like a couple of days and so the
moment you got back where you felt good
you ran like 15 miles
>> in a day. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah,
>> bro. We were all going nuts.
>> Yeah, I was cuz I was like, I can't be
like dead dead last. You know what I
mean? Like I was like, I just can't. I
was in the gym at the old studio with
Ari and Ari uh he's like, can I use your
gym? I'm like, of course. He's like,
after the podcast, I'm going to work
out. I got to get my numbers in. And so
I was hanging out with him while he was
rowing and he's got a [ __ ] six-pack.
>> Yeah.
>> I was like, this is crazy. Go, Ari, you
have a six-pack now. I go, you're
ripped. I go, you look great. He's like,
"Oh, thanks."
>> And he was just [ __ ] rowing. He rode
for a full hour, man, with a chest strap
on, like racking up his numbers.
>> It was the same voice in his head going,
"Don't be dead last."
>> We all We all knew your crazy ass was
going to be
>> going like totally psycho. So, we were
just like, "We can't be dead last of the
rest of us."
>> Ari was trying to beat me.
>> Yeah,
>> 100%. I know he was.
>> Yeah, but you were like pissing blood.
We were like, "All right, [laughter]
this guy's this guy's a little too
crazy."
>> [snorts]
>> Well, I decided one day to just like
take it to to like the I wanted to see
like what can I do that was the day I
did seven hours of cardio,
>> I think,
>> and set off my alarm in my gym for my
sweat.
>> Jesus,
>> I set off the fire alarm
>> from just being so hot.
>> There's a video of it. There's a video
on Instagram of the puddles on the
ground are the most preposterous thing.
I I sweat puddles.
>> I think your wife too, right? Cuz my was
like can't do this anymore.
>> She was like, "What are you doing? Like
you're not spending any time with your
family. You're just like so obsessed
with this thing.
>> It was like I um I rem.
>> Yeah.
>> That's what it was like for me. It was
like, "Oh, I forgot that guy's in
there."
>> Yeah.
>> I don't necessarily like that guy.
>> Yeah.
>> He He scares me. It's like I don't like
something. Scares me. Not Not being
dramatic. This is what it is
>> that that could derail your life. So you
could that obsession could take over
again with something with anything and
then I won't be doing anything but that
thing like that's one of the reasons why
I like to do a lot of stuff is because I
I don't want
>> one obsession
>> that yeah I don't want that one
>> that brain to focus on it's not good for
mental health. It's really good for
success like if you're [snorts] really
going to get
>> really good at one thing that's the
thing but for overall happiness I don't
find that to be appealing. I don't like
that feeling. Like that sober October
feeling was kind of crazy.
>> This is kind of why like I feel like I
I'm trying to embrace a lifestyle that's
not that's accessible but not dramatic.
Like I could go and go I'm going to do,
you know, two and a half hours at the
gym every day. And I'm sure my results
would would show,
>> right? I want to look like Iron Man or
whoever. But the my problem is like
>> is like it's like not that doesn't feel
like I'm going to run out at some point
and be like this is unsustainable. So
I'd rather
>> it's going to take from your other
things.
>> Yeah. Exactly. I got I got to do it
where like I'll do an hour and change
what you know of training and then try
to dial in eating and like that's that's
you can keep that.
>> Yes.
>> That's that's sustainable,
>> right? Exactly.
>> Yeah. Um but it's like what are you
trying it depends on what you're trying
to do. So like we both have families. We
both have a lot, you know, there's a lot
of people in our lives. You can't just
be a maniac and focus on one thing.
>> 10 hour like Gordon Ryan, that's his Abu
Dhabi belt up there.
>> Oh yeah.
>> That guy trains 365
days a year.
>> Yeah.
>> He doesn't take [ __ ] you for Christmas.
[ __ ] you for your birthday.
>> Oh, it's Easteression. [ __ ] you.
>> Well, that's how he became the best of
all time. Like if you really want to do
something, but but he doesn't have kids.
>> He's not married. He's only, you know,
now he's 30, but he did all this when he
was in his mid20s.
>> That's also the the age to be that
obsessed with something.
>> Exactly. Especially if you want to do
this one thing that everybody else is
working really hard, too. You got to
figure out how to separate yourself. And
it's like if you're running an
ultramarathon and you have 200 miles to
run and you take time and you're running
and you're running at a really good
pace, maybe even a faster pace than
other people, but then you take naps.
You take a nap for an hour or two hours
or three hours and then you say, "Look,
it'll be better this way and then I'll
be revived. I'm still really ahead."
That guy who's not going to take any
naps is going to beat you. Yeah. Because
he's just going to keep running. He's
going to keep running and before you
know it, a lot of these ultras, like the
guy who wins, they win by like 10 hours.
>> They win by nutty time. Courtney
Dewalter, the lady who was on our
podcast once, she ran the Bigfoot 240, I
think, and I think she was like eight
hours ahead of the second place person.
I kind of don't understand the mentality
that the ultra people have. Like I feel
like it's dark.
>> Yeah. I'm like I don't get it. How do
you how you actually get there?
>> Well, you you have to be a complete nut
and then you have to want to test
yourself to the point of almost death
because that's what these people are
doing. They're running like Gogggins.
[snorts]
He ran one of these [ __ ] things, got
rabdo. So rabdomiosis was when you you
you worked out too hard. Your body can't
recover and you start pissing brown real
bad. Your kidneys are breaking down. He
had to go to the hospital. Went to the
hospital, got out of the hospital,
completed the race, [sighs]
>> and then he did like a 100 push-ups.
He's [ __ ] like there's he he's like
he's getting to the door of death.
>> Yeah.
>> Just the door.
>> And that's how he feels normal.
>> Yeah. He feels alive by like getting his
body to and he's 50 by the way.
>> [ __ ] crazy.
>> Yeah, he's a maniac.
>> Did you watch, by the way, did you watch
the um Anthony Joshua Jake Paul?
>> I did. Of course I did. Yeah,
>> I would I would have guessed.
>> Yeah, I had to watch it. It's spectacle.
>> Yeah.
>> Um
look, that guy did great for someone
who's been boxing for like less than a
decade.
He has had no real um professional
opponents other than Tommy Fury that
were legitimate world-class boxers.
>> I don't even remember what happened in
the Tommy Fury.
>> He lost a close decision, but it was a
good fight. It [clears throat] was a
good fight though. He's a good boxer. If
he wasn't a YouTuber, people would be
way more impressed with him. The problem
is he was like a famous kid and then no
one took him seriously.
>> Yeah.
>> But
>> Oh, and then he started too with like
more spectacish fights. People were
like, "Oh, this is you're he fought, you
know, Nate Robinson, like a basketball
player."
>> But the thing is, he knocked Nate
Robinson knocked him the [ __ ] out. And
it's the way he did it that I was trying
to tell people. I'm like, "No, no, no.
That was skillful." So, like there's
there's like boxing matches where you
see two guys just slugging it out. One
guy lands a punch and yeah, he landed a
good punch.
>> What Jake did is he slid back and landed
a punch. Yeah.
>> It's like the athleticism along with the
intelligence, the technique. I'm like,
he's not even doing it that long. And
he's also hyper competitive even though
he's wealthy,
>> you know, like you would assume that
wealth would take away your drive for
competition.
>> He's also nuts, right? Just the fact
that he's willing to fight the two-time
heavyweight champion, former Olympic
gold medalist,
>> a guy who's gigantic in his pride, built
like a Greek god.
>> Yeah.
>> And and you're going to stand and he's a
one punch killer. And you're going to
stand in front of that guy. And he
avoided shots till the sixth round. He
just started getting tired.
>> Yeah. His movement in that fight was
crazy.
>> It was very good. Yeah, it was very
good.
>> He was really keeping him moving around
the whole ring. And then
>> you can't afford to get tired. And
that's the thing is like he gets tired
in a lot of his fights in the later
rounds. You should really sort that out
because if you did if he had a much
bigger gas tank, like if he was training
with uh like some of these elite
worldclass strength and conditioning
coaches and just worked on his cardio,
he'd be beating way more guys.
>> You think so?
>> Yeah. 100%. But it's like what he's
doing is learning how to box and he's
boxing and he's training hard for sure.
But the to to get that worldass gas
tank, you need like a Sam Caliva. You
need like a Nick Kers on. You need like
these plyometrics experts that are got
heart rate monitors on you and they're
they're checking when your recovery is
ready and go. And you're [ __ ] Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need guys
monitoring your recovery, monitoring
your heart rate variability, your V2
max.
>> I don't and maybe he is, maybe I'm
wrong, maybe he is doing that, but
whatever it is, it's not enough.
>> It's not enough because in so many of
his fights, like the Nate Diaz fight, he
gets tired in the later rounds. In the
beginning, look,
>> if that guy is only fighting three
rounds, he's a [ __ ] handful. He's
really good.
>> Yeah,
>> he clocked Anthony Joshua. He did hit
him with a big right hand.
>> He did.
>> Didn't have any effect. Yeah,
>> because he's, you know, really he
weighed 216, but he's he's don't doesn't
even have abs, right? At 216. He could
easily weigh 190. I'm sure he could make
190. Yeah. Anthony Joshua's gigantic.
>> So big.
>> He's so big. He's so much bigger. So, of
course, like his punch that he knocks
Tyron Woodley out cold with, Joshua just
eats it.
>> Yeah,
>> cuz he's a giant. [laughter]
>> He's a [ __ ] giant man.
>> So big, dude.
>> He's so big. He's ter I give I give Jake
so much credit for stepping into that
ring,
>> bro. He got hit with a bomb. A right
hand bomb
>> when he got hit with that too. I don't I
don't know if enough has been made of
the fact that I mean it was absolutely
devastating. But the fact that he had
awareness immediately to go like like he
looked at the oh [ __ ] like wow it wasn't
cracked. I think he went into that fight
knowing that was probably going to
happen and ultimately the big win for
him would be that he was even willing to
do it and that he could do well for a
little bit.
>> For a little bit. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And then eventually just deal with
the fact that Anthony Joshua is going to
ko a bomb.
>> Yeah.
>> And breaks his jaw in two places.
>> Yeah.
>> He's [ __ ] His jaws wired shut now. He
lost teeth.
>> See, I mean, he made it to the sixth
round.
>> Yeah.
>> Pretty wild. Do they put your teeth back
in when they pop out like that or are
they gone forever?
>> I don't know. I don't know. But it's
just wired shut for like 6 weeks now.
>> Yeah. You got to eat nothing but protein
shakes,
>> bro. O.
>> It's a I mean, look, it's a crazy world.
The thing is that I I would hope that he
recognizes is right now he's doing great
and he's only whatever he is, 28, I
think.
>> Is he 28?
>> I think he is. How old is uh Jake Paul?
>> He's young.
>> God damn. And he he's probably made 300
million plus in his boxing career. How
how old is Jake Paul?
>> He'll be 29. And
>> look at that. So he's 28 years old. 29
next month.
Don't do this very long because there
there there's a price that you pay that
is not worth it. It's not worth it. And
that price is depression, deep
depression. Uh a severe brain imbalance
that's going to lead you to addiction.
It leads so many people to impulsive
behavior. So many people become gambling
addicts, drug addicts, alcoholics after
their fighting career.
>> Yeah.
>> It's it's you could only take so much
and at a certain like that one that he
got from Joshua. Oo,
>> you know, say if you have like a punch
card, you have like so many punch that
you can get in your life, which I
believe you do. I believe there's a
certain number. That one was like 10
bunches. That was like
>> Yeah,
>> it was a lot of concussions in that one
punch.
>> Sure.
>> That was real damage. Like if someone's
breaking your jaw in two places, the
inside of your [ __ ] head is there's a
lot of damage going on in there, too.
>> [ __ ] yeah. Just don't do it for I know
too many guys that like they wanted to
be cool guys and they kept sparring like
deep into their 30s and 40s. They would
go to the gym and do hard spar, not
jiu-jitsu, boxing, boxing sparring. So
they were just standing in front of each
other slugging it out. They get bloody
noses. They'd laugh about it and think
it was cool. And then they go about
their day. And I'm like, man, that's
going to get you. Cuz at [clears throat]
a certain point in time that [ __ ]
depression is unavoidable. It just
creeps in. You just every you just oh
you don't feel good.
>> You just don't [clears throat] feel
good. Like you're just like all the time
just their whole day is like
no thanks.
>> You know that feeling when you're hung
over? That's their life.
>> That's no that's no way to live.
>> And it's it varies. Some guys don't get
that. Some guys
>> and he definitely doesn't have to do
that. So don't [clears throat]
>> anymore. If he could do anything. That
guy can do anything. If he could do what
he did in boxing, he could do anything.
Just don't do it forever. Yeah.
>> It's just one of them things where it's
like the price you pay
>> is eventually not worth it.
[clears throat]
>> Yeah.
>> Awesome that he did. I mean, awesome
that he he made he probably made $100
million Saturday night.
>> Jesus Christ, that's so much.
>> I don't know what he got paid,
[clears throat] but also it's probably
worth another hundred million in
publicity
>> easily
>> cuz people loved watching him get
knocked out. but also had to say that
guy has [ __ ] balls and he does. He
earned it. He earned it. He that guy has
every He if he doesn't have your respect
after that fight cuz a lot of people
like are you going to fight Javvante
Davis? He's only 135 lbs. He's like okay
I'll fight a guy 110 pounds bigger. So
[laughter]
>> and now you couldn't pay me you could
not pay me enough to do that.
>> Guy's got balls. He's got nothing but
respect for me.
>> Yeah.
>> Nothing but respect. Just don't don't do
it forever. There's there comes a time
where the cost is not worth it because
some people never return. That's what
you have to understand. There's there's
people that get out. Like if you listen
to Randy Couture talk now, talk's fine.
He's great. He's he was knocked out a
bunch of times. Chuck Liddell knocked
him out. Other guys,
>> they knew when to dip out.
>> Knew when to dip out. And you know,
Randy also like really didn't even begin
his UFC career until his late 30s. If
I'm correct, he was either 35 or it
might have been 34 or 35 when he had his
first UFC fight. I was there. That was
in like [ __ ] the middle of nowhere in
the South.
>> Pretty old, right? For
>> Well, he was an elite wrestler. He was
an elite Greco Roman wrestler. And then
he got into MMA late in life. Back in
the time, the days when you'd be able to
wear shoes. They used to wrestling shoes
when they fought.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, wow.
>> The early days used to be able to wear
shoes. Um, but like he's he's fine.
There's a bunch of guys that are still
fine, but there's a bunch of guys that
are really struggling. Really
struggling.
>> Don't get there. Don't get there.
>> Scary.
>> Dip out before that happens. Know when
to dip out and have friends that tell
you when to dip out.
>> You got to You have a coach a coach that
doesn't say, "Well, let's give it one
more shot." Yeah.
>> Like don't that that's not You only want
to be doing that if you're trying to be
the best in the world. That's my
opinion. I mean, there's a lot of guys
who are never going to be the best in
the world. I still love competing, but
and that's great, too. And there's a lot
of guys that make a living doing it and
they make good money and, you know, and
they feed their families. And I'm not
I'm not saying don't, but if you have an
option,
I don't think you should do it unless
you're a [ __ ] complete maniac,
absolutely obsessed. You want to do it
more than you want to do anything else
in life. Because if you don't feel like
that, there's a guy out there that does.
Yeah. And that guy's gonna [ __ ] you up.
Yeah. that guy's going to come and take
your soul away from you. I always think
of Mike Tyson when he was 20.
>> Yeah.
>> I was like, if you're not that
dedicated, you shouldn't be fighting
because Mike Tyson is not one person.
There's a bunch of those guys out there.
There's Alex Pereira. There's all
there's all these guys out there in the
world that are that obsessed. You know,
there's all these Islam Makachevs and
Ilia Toporas. There's these guys out
there in the world that are just driven
to do it. And if you want to fight, if
you really want to fight, if you run
into one of those guys and you're not
doing what they're doing, you're going
to get tuned up.
>> Alex, I didn't realize how big he is.
>> Giant.
>> I did not realize that until the photo
of him next to somebody I know, like a
friend and I was like,
>> there's a lot of chatter about him
fighting in the heavyweight division
now.
>> Really,
>> there's a lot of chatter about it.
There's a lot of chatter about him
perhaps even fighting serial gone. I
don't know how much of this is true. I
haven't talked to Dana about it, but uh
it's not an illogical move. He's 240 lbs
right now. 240 plus.
>> And he's like what? 6'4 65
>> 65 64 65. And don't m make no mistake
about it. That guy can knock out heavy
weights. No doubt about it. He hits
harder than anyone they've ever recorded
ever on that [ __ ] stupid uh punch
machine. Yeah. You know that thing?
Yeah.
>> Francisano got like a 129 on it, which
is crazy. He got a 190.
>> 190.
>> 190. When you watch him hit it, you're
like, "What the fuck?" You want to see
it? You should just see it just to feel
what it would feel like to get hit in
the head by that.
>> Oh my god.
>> Like that guy is out there in the world.
[laughter]
>> You know what I'm saying? Like if you
think you're going to be a journeyman
and you're going to all of a sudden, you
know, be looking across the octagon and
that guy standing there trauma. Like
he's going to hunt you. He's going to
hunt you. And you you're not in that
space that he's in. He's in a kill or be
killed space and you're in a This is fun
to compete.
>> Yeah. It's not the same thing. Not the
same thing.
>> Watch this video cuz it's [ __ ]
bananas.
>> Holy [ __ ]
>> When he when he hits it, you just go
everybody around him goes, "Oh,
like what the fuck?" They
>> Oh my god.
>> Watch this.
>> Oh my gosh.
>> See that?
>> Yeah. One more time. One more time.
Well, you do it from the beginning. Look
at
>> that. If you don't, [laughter] that
sound is so crazy.
>> Yeah, that's your face.
>> You know what, Mark Goddard? Mark
Goddard was the referee in his fight
with Khalil Roundtree. And uh he came up
to me right after the fight like I I got
into the octagon. They were going to,
you know, announce Alex Pere winner by
knockout. Goddard walks up to me. He
goes, "The sound that guy makes." He
goes, "I've been doing this for 20
years." He goes, "The sound is ungodly."
>> Really? It's ungodly. It's different.
>> And you can see when you're hearing
doing commentary, you see the look on
the guys faces when they
>> when they get hit. They're like, "Oh,
this is real. This is different."
>> Yeah. There's some different dudes out
there.
>> There's some different dudes out there.
And that's that's a different not just
of dedication and drive and focus
because he definitely has all that, but
it's genetics. That dude is a legitimate
Amazon warrior. Yeah. like he's he comes
from a tribe in the Amazon and he goes
back to that tribe and he gets he puts
on the traditional outfits that they
wear and the ma the face paint and hangs
out with them and it's like yo
>> he would have been the [ __ ] tribal
warlord. He would have been the king
back in the day. Yeah, I mean that's his
that's his ancestry.
>> [ __ ] me.
>> Yeah, he speaks their language.
>> Oh, he does like the dialect.
>> I I think I don't want to misspe but I'm
pretty sure he understands what they're
saying because he's talking to them. Not
just Portuguese, like Brazil, but they
have
>> That whole Amazon area is so
fascinating, man.
>> Have you been to the Amazon?
>> No.
>> I went once.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> What'd you do?
>> My uncle was working for an oil company
in in Peru and there's a part of Peru
called Iikitos in the north, which is
the jungle.
>> And I went with him and we went out on
the Amazon. And then we pulled up to
some place and um he's like, "We're
going to eat here, right?" It's not like
[ __ ] Terry Blacks, right? It's just
like [laughter] some [ __ ]
>> a shack
>> shack. And the [snorts] guy just kept
bringing I was like, "What am I eating?"
He was like, "I'll tell you later."
>> Piranha.
>> It was all kinds of weird [ __ ]
>> What are we eating?
>> I mean, snakes and rabbits and and you
know, like Amazonian [ __ ] that I've
never even heard of. And I would take
bites. I'm like, "What is this later?
I'll tell you later." [laughter] Okay.
They made me eat all this stuff. And I
was like, "This is [ __ ] But when
you're out there, yeah, you are kind of
wowed, you know, you're just in awe of
everything around you and like just the
fact that this is in on the planet with
us and you, you know, you can make a
trek to a place like this where there's
species of not just animals, flowers,
and trees and things that don't exist
anywhere else and it's so rich with
everything that's there. It's a it's an
all inspiring kind of thing.
>> It hasn't even been documented. There's
so many pharmaceutical drugs that come
from plants they find in the wild.
>> It's such a crazy place. You know the
craziest part about it? The density of
the Amazon rainforest is essentially
man-made.
>> Man-made.
>> Man-made. Yeah. Really?
>> Yeah. They didn't know that until fairly
recently. Those are agriculture plants
that grew out of control. Out of
control.
>> And they constantly find but they'll
find, you know, they'll find like a
species of a bird and they'll be like,
"This is the only place we've ever seen
this bird. It doesn't exist anywhere
else on the planet.
>> It all used to be populated, too. That's
what's really crazy. They do. Have you
seen that lidar stuff they do with and
they find all these ancient structures?
Yes.
>> The white man came and brought the
cooties happened.
>> And there's still like these tribes
>> that live there and literally have blow
darts.
>> Oh yeah.
>> That hunt. That's how they kill the
their their meals.
>> My friend Paul Rosalie lives there.
>> Lives there.
>> He lives in the Amazon. He's got this
organization that's working to try to
preserve the rainforest. And one of the
things they do is they find these
loggers. And these loggers generally
they're poor guys that just get forced
to do these jobs. And he pays them more
than they get paid as loggers to protect
the rainforest. So instead of cutting it
down, now you have a job where you get
paid more, but now your job is to
protect the forest.
>> So they plant more and everything.
>> Yeah, they plant more. They stop people
from I don't know if they plant,
honestly. They stop people from cutting
things down. The problem with planting,
and this is where the Amazon gets really
weird, the Amazon soil natively is is
not conducive for growing a lot of
stuff. So, there's a type of soil that's
man-made that they do not know how they
did it. They do not know when they
started doing it, but it's called
terrapra. Is that what it's called?
>> And it's a thick, dark man-made soil.
So, it's essentially compost and all
these this different process and carbon
and a bunch of things that they get into
this man-made layer that's all over the
Amazon.
>> Wow.
>> That whole area we thought it like so
there you know this Lost City of Z story
>> so the [clears throat] lost city of Z
was that movie. Did you ever see it?
>> Was it Percy Richards? What was his
name? Percy Faucet.
>> Percy Faucet. some so this guy goes down
to the Amazon a long time ago and he
comes back with this story you know
European traveler comes back with this
story of golden cities and it's amazing
and so he comes back he reports his
findings and then a hundred years later
like a new search party goes down there
to look for this place they don't find
nothing like oh that guy was full of
[ __ ] but it was he wasn't full of [ __ ]
it was all real it's just that he
brought the cooties so they brought
disease and literally wiped out millions
of people, millions of people, and the
the jungle just consumed whatever
structures were there in a hundred
years, which is like, look at Detroit.
Detroit is freezing cold. It's nowhere
near as tropical as as the Amazon. But
Detroit, houses are just trees are
growing straight through them, and it's
only been like 50 years. So, in a
hundred years in the Amazon, everything
was gone. All the people were dead. All
the structures which were wood were all
just like consumed by the rainforest.
>> Whoa.
>> Yeah. And they didn't even know this
until they started doing this LAR stuff.
And so this LAR stuff when they're
flying over with this um it's
it's a type of laser and essentially it
looks into the ground and finds
structures that right through the trees.
>> They can like scan things
>> and they're finding aqueducts and all
and roads and and like complex
irrigation systems, big giant um
symmetrical structures like this. This
is all covered by jungle. Like these
were all buildings and streets. Like
they they had millions of people living
in the Amazon. Millions.
>> This is like the same like you know the
the theory
that you know how like UAPs have become
more like there's congressional
testimonies about it and everybody's
always talking about where are these
visitors coming from? Right.
>> But like one of the theories is that
they're not visitors from somewhere
else.
>> Yeah.
>> They're visitors from our own planet.
That is an interesting thing.
>> I It's always interesting especially
just because we know how much of our
planet is actually unexplored. Like we
always think of it as like oh we know
the planet
>> but like most of the ocean is
unexplored. Like a huge number of of the
and then obviously things like the
jungle where you're just discovering
like oh look there's a whole
civilization in there.
>> Well there was a civilization
>> was. Yes. I think the the the Amazon
rainforest people that they encounter
now, the unconted people are probably
the survivors.
>> Yeah.
>> Because the thing is during the ice age,
the equator was lush.
>> Mhm.
>> So these areas probably had like the
perfect Yeah. Huge populations, perfect
climate. I mean, think about all the
incredible structures that you find in
those areas like the Incan structures
and the Mayan structures. was like they
were obviously like a very advanced
civilization back then.
>> Nothing makes sense when you're there.
Like I've been three times to Machu
Picchu and that you're always
>> Oh, you went to Machu Picchu?
>> Yeah, I went three times and and every
time cuz you see photos and stuff when
you're actually there you're like I just
it's just your brain just goes I don't
you know it doesn't because it's all
theories, right?
>> Everyone like they'll you'll have a
guide who's like
>> this is how and you're like yeah but
this is your guess [ __ ] You
don't know that. you know, it just
doesn't add up in your head how this
could be built
>> up in the Andes like
>> Well, the predominant theory by the
alternative historians is that water was
that high back then
>> Oh.
>> in that area. Yeah. And that there have
been some enormous seismic changes, you
know, earthquakes and the like, which is
one of the reasons why they made those
stones the way they did in the first
place. Like if you see the stones,
they're cut like jigsaw puzzle pieces
and slipped into place.
>> Yeah.
>> The reason why they did that is because
that would better redistribute any
energy that would come from an
earthquake.
>> But like just
>> so instead of like bricks stacked on top
of bricks, they're all like interlocking
with each other with a bunch of
different angles and they're immense.
>> These pieces are so immense and it's
laying perfectly flush against the next
piece. Like it's not like
>> kind of
>> sloppily thrown together. It looks like
an architecture firm designed it and
hired, you know, like that. There were
cranes putting You're like, "How the
[ __ ] would this be put together in
1500?"
>> Yeah. It's it's really really difficult
to figure out. Yeah.
>> They don't know and they don't even know
the date. The date is silly because
they're they're not what they're basing
the date off of. There's a bunch of
different structures. There's the base
structure which is way more complex and
way bigger like speci and a bunch of
these other places that they have layers
of civilization. It's really clear.
Yeah. Like the layers above it are like
less sophisticated than the giant
megalithic stuff that's below it. And
yet they all try to attribute it to the
same time. The problem is they get
married to a timeline. And once they get
married to that timeline then they go,
"Oh well that's just what it is. That's
just what it is."
>> But they don't know what it is. They're
always they're they just they're they've
discovered this new um stone structure
that is in um
uh Oregon and it's 18,000 years old.
They didn't even think up until fairly
recently they didn't think that people
were here 18,000 years ago.
>> There's a structure in Oregon that's
1800
>> Let me see if I can find it. I think
Yeah, here it is. I found it.
>> I always feel like when when those the
experts give you the
>> Oh, did you find it, Jamie? Yeah.
testing yields new evidence of human
occupation 18,000 years ago in Oregon.
>> So they just keep and so this is a stone
wall.
>> It's pretty cool.
>> Um so they found camel teeth fragments
under a layer of volcanic ash from an
eruption in Mount St. Helens that was
dated over 15,000 years ago. Team also
uncovered two finely crafted orange
>> I don't know what that word is a gate
scrapers.
>> A gate scrapers. I guess it's a type of
stone. One in 2012 would preserve bison
blood residue and another in 2015 buried
deeper in the ash. So they did the
radiocarbon dating on this stuff and
they came up with a date of 18,250
years before present time. [ __ ]
>> That's so goddamn long ago.
>> Uh the the date in association with
stone tools suggested the Rimrock Draw
Rock Shelter is one of the oldest human
occupation sites in North America. See
if you can find what that looks like.
Mhm.
>> So, there's a there's a few places in uh
America where people are like, "Okay,
what the [ __ ] is this?" And um one of
them that's really interesting, what
does Perplexity have to say about this?
The site is a shallow rock shelter about
3 m deep, 20 ft 20 m long on a basalt
rim near the town of Riley in Harage
County, Oregon at the northern edge of
the Great Basin. Interesting.
Um, this stuff is so interesting to me.
>> Yeah,
>> because one of there's a weird one in
Montana. Have you seen the the Sage Wall
in Montana? This one's really weird. So,
this one is actually debatable
apparently. So, there are some people
that are u geologists that look at this
and say it this has it could be a
natural formation. And other people look
at and go, "Yeah, but it has like legit
tooling on it." So this is a wall that's
on a piece of private property in
Montana. Like just looking at that
image,
boy, that looks a lot like people made
it. Yeah, that looks a lot like people
made it. So the there's an argument
though that there are similar but not as
uniquely man-made looking structures
that are not that are definitely not
man-made.
>> Wait, so this is a the debate is that
this might not be man-made. Like this
might be naturally occurring.
>> Exactly.
>> Like look at that. What are the odds
that that is what is that? Like what is
that? Is that funny evidence of an
ancient civilization or is that just a
geological formation?
>> Well, the funny thing is in that image I
I lean more towards I could see how you
could make a case of a natural formation
>> perhaps. But on the other ones where
things look more stacked, it feels like
that like that second image below.
>> That's not it.
>> No, that's I think that's AI. Okay. So,
I was trying to be careful which ones I
was trying to show you.
>> But when you look at it from the top,
that's kind of crazy.
>> Yeah, that is kind of crazy.
>> There's parts of it though that look
like there's stuff around that that just
doesn't look as uniquely man-made.
>> But it's [clears throat] it is without a
doubt weird.
>> Yeah. Because if it turns out that
people did make this thing and
apparently it goes deep into the ground
like there's some like there's some cuts
that looks like and then there's also
some evidence uh that looks like
somebody might have been working on the
stone like drill holes or something. I
forget what it was. But look look at
these.
>> Yeah, that looks like this is not that
comparing that's comparing it to the
stuff that's in Peru which [snorts] has
some of the craziest stuff. Peru has
some of the craziest stuff in the world.
Like look at that. Like look at that
angle. Go back to that one right there.
Like what the [ __ ] is that?
>> That's crazy.
>> Are there nubs on any of these rocks?
>> That's a good question. But some of them
like boy that looks really [ __ ]
suspicious.
>> You You've looked up I don't know if
we've talked about the lines of Nazca
before.
>> Oh yeah.
>> That's so
>> Well, do you know about the the mummies
the tridactyl mummies that they found in
that area?
>> Uhuh.
>> Oh boy.
>> No.
>> Oh boy. Okay. So, they've always had
artwork that depicted these
threefingered, three-toed beings with
big eyes. It's a part of like ancient
Peruvian artwork. Like, they're dated
back to like a thousand years.
>> Well, they found these mummified remains
of the weirdest looking [ __ ]
creatures you've ever seen in your life.
They're three feet tall. They have big
heads, three fingers, and three toes.
And they're dead. And then they do CT
scans on them. They have all the
ligaments and structure of a living
being but with they like a different
scapula than us and I think oh they
don't have a sternum but they have all
they have the ribs that we have I think
the same amount of ribs but their
structure is different but it's a real
structure like when you see the
structure with the CT scan you see flesh
and tissue these things
>> whoa
>> bro this is all in Peru so there's all
these little metallic implants on this
thing too. But this is the structure of
its body. And as it goes further, it
shows the tissue and everything because
it's mummified. So you could see like
ligaments and tissue. And when you So
these are there's a bunch of different
scans they did. And one of them the
being was pregnant. But look, it has a
spinal column. It has all the joints are
in order, but they're different than our
in that area. It was
>> Yes. This is all in Peru.
>> Um, and it's all in the same. Look, look
at this. It has a [ __ ] metallic
golden implant in its forehead. And look
at the size of its head. Like it looks
like a gray, right?
>> See if you can get some of those images
that show the the CT scans of the tissue
>> because the CT scans of the tissue are
the weird also. There it is. So it also
has fingerprints
which are weird. Like look at that. It
has [ __ ] fingerprints but they're
different than ours and three digits.
>> Unique fingerprints. They don't know
what this is but my friend Jesse
Michaels went down there and saw them in
person. And he said it was unreal. He
said it's really [ __ ] bizarre.
>> Did I tell you when I went to the Linus
the Nazca?
>> No.
>> So I went there. I was I was in
>> Did we get a pictures of like the the
whole skeleton
>> and my uncle set me up to go see them
with my dad. And so we got into um what
was a cartel plane that was confiscated
by the government. It was now like a you
like a provian government plane, like a
military plane, but it was really like a
um four four seats in the back, two
pilots in the front, I think. Uh two
propellers, right? One of those types of
planes. The best way to see the lines is
in a chopper so you can hover. But we
went on a plane and we're like I mean
it's you're you can't believe what
you're seeing, right? like you're you're
flying over and they're taking us. And
then
>> in like the
>> middle of it, my dad's like, "I need to
pee."
>> And I'm like, "What?" He's like, "Tell
the pilot I need to pee." I'm like,
"We're in a we're going to keep doing
this." He's like, "I have to pee now."
>> Oh, boy.
>> So, I go to the pilot. I was like, "Hey,
my dad's got to pee." He's like, "What?"
I go, "Yeah."
He's like 65. I'm like, "He's got to
pee." And the guy's like, "All right."
So we just find some random air strip I
think in Pisco or something and then
>> How long does it take to do that?
>> I forget. I mean we had to go out of our
way and then you know he pees.
>> How long did it take?
>> I mean for us to get to the airirstrip
probably like it was out of the way so
maybe like another 20 minutes or
something. Yeah.
>> And I was like dude he's like what am I
supposed to do? I was like I don't know.
Didn't you [ __ ] pee before we got in
this thing? He's like yeah but I got to
pee again. All right. And then they just
like walk around and they find an oil
canteen that was like discarded on the
runway. And they're like, "This is for
your dad so that if he has to pee again,
[laughter]
we don't have to land the [ __ ]
plane." And I was like, "Here you go,
Dad." Like just if it strikes you again,
please piss in this.
>> Did he do it?
>> Yeah, he did it.
>> He did. He pissed it.
>> He pissed again.
>> Oh my god. He pissed in the oil can.
>> Yeah.
>> So you're flying around with your dad's
piss and then where he's like, "That's
pretty neat." looking at the lines of
Nazca [laughter]
like, yeah, pretty [snorts] neat, man.
>> Really bizarre.
>> It's kind of funny, too, to think about.
Um,
>> show me the images of the uh the like
the red ones where it shows the tissues
and the ligaments.
>> The the fact that some people aren't
wowed by things like this. Do you know
what I mean?
>> Jay Anderson had a good one. He had a
bunch of good because he he did a piece
on it, too. Yeah. Well, you have to be
out of your [ __ ] mind to not be wowed
by this.
>> Yeah, I know. But don't you feel like
half the population is like, "Oh, that's
cool."
>> Half the population is asleep.
>> Yeah. They're all on Tik Tok. It's all
rotten their brain. They're all just so
social media is like transformed their
attention. They're they're locked in on
nonsense, on things that don't have any
any bearing on their life whatsoever.
And that's what they're focusing on six
hours a day.
>> Yeah,
>> that's a lot of people.
>> And then you show them something like
this and they're like,
>> this is this is completely bananas.
>> Yeah, that's a
>> that's [ __ ] alien. It's
[clears throat] a [ __ ] alien. or it
might have been a kind of human being,
right? So, you know about there's a
bunch of different ones, right?
Everybody knows about Neandertols, but
there's also the Hobbit people in the
island of Flores. There's three foot
tall human beings that looked probably
like, you know, like a hobbit, like
little chimp. Look at that [ __ ]
thing.
>> [ __ ] a
>> like what is that?
>> And the thing is it's like if you just
saw the outside, you'd go, "Oh, that's a
cool structure or cool sculpture
rather." But then when you see the
actual ligaments and tendons and all the
stuff inside of it, you go, "Oh, this is
a living being, whatever the hell it is,
and they they all have three toes and
three fingers."
>> It just it's it's just strikes me, too,
that like this isn't the primary
conversation.
>> Look at that we're having, though.
>> I mean, look at that.
>> I know.
>> How insane is that?
>> It's an alien, man.
>> They're very different. They also um
they have different shaped heads. Like
there's a difference between, you know,
>> how many did they find?
>> Oh, there's a quite a few of them.
There's quite a few of them.
>> What is the Monzerat? Is that
>> That's the bigger one. That's the
biggest one that they have.
>> That's the name they gave it.
>> Yeah, they gave it a name. So, this is
the largest one and the most impressive.
And she has these metallic implants.
She's got the one on her forehead and
she's got several of them on her body.
It's a very weird thing because it seems
like it's a living creature, but it's
not like a human being. Like even the
way it's skull, those lines in the
skull, like we all have those whatever
those those lines are the Yeah. Their
lines are different than ours.
Everything's different.
>> Jesus.
>> Yeah. And the way they found these
things were grave robbers find them. So
they don't really tell you where they
found them. They lie about them. They
find them in Peru.
>> But I mean like how long ago did this
happen?
>> All this is fairly recent. Okay. All
this is within the last decade or so.
But the really the focus on it has been
over the last year or so where a lot of
these scientists have gone down there to
take a look at it and guys like Jesse
Michaels and some other people.
>> The problem is the um the country
doesn't want them removed for testing.
Right. Right.
>> But you're going to have to bring
equipment down there because testing has
to be done. Like we have to figure out
what these things are because it seems
like it's a life form that is a bipeedal
homminid that's different than us that
probably lived alongside. By the way,
that thing is also 1,200 years old.
>> That's old.
>> Yeah, it's 1,200 years old. So, it's not
a it's not a fake.
>> Wonder if that's the civilization that
did those lines, you know.
>> Very well. Could be. They could be the
same civilization that also did all that
those structures up there. There might
have been living amongst us. There might
have been multiple different
civilizations in the past that just
don't exist anymore. If these things
turn out to be real and they do have
this enormous head and these weird
spindly bodies and three fingers and
three toes and they start finding more
and more artifacts that point to that, I
mean that changes our understanding of
what has existed here before cuz
whatever that thing is, it's at the very
least it's advanced enough to give
itself metal implants. Like what's
what's going on there where it has a
gold circle in its forehead implanted
into its skull? Like what's the point of
that? like what I mean because gold does
have a place in electronics you know
they use gold in certain electronics
it's got great kind of conductivity
right so why does it have what is that
thing if it's a real thing everybody
should be like it should be front page
New York Times yeah look at that look at
that implant that's Jay Anderson he was
actually just on
>> what could this mean
>> yeah bro it's bananas
>> look at those eye like the slots for the
eyes
>> yeah like a gray alien tridactyl, but
yeah,
>> like a gray alien. And by the way, like
people have described when they've had
encounters, they've described things
that look exactly like that. Three
fingers, three toes, spindly, big head,
large eyes.
>> And he went down there and
>> he went down. My friend M uh Jesse
Michaels went down there and actually
touched them. He was that was the first
video. He was in the room while they
were doing the scans. He said it's so
strange. He he said it feels so surreal
because it's so obvious that it was a
real living thing. I I don't understand
how that's not like the lead story in
the news sometimes
>> everywhere. Yeah. And meanwhile,
they're, you know, arguing over,
>> you know, everything else. Everything.
Whatever the [ __ ] it is. Can you believe
what's going on with Turning Point USA?
They found aliens. [laughter]
>> I know.
>> They found alien bodies. Like, if you
you ever wanted alien bodies, oh, show
me a body. That's an alien body.
>> At the very least, it's not us. So,
maybe it's from here and went extinct.
or maybe it's in the ocean
>> or the congressional testimony of like
highlevel whistleblowers being like we
have these
>> uh whatever this ship whatever you want
to call it that we've and then it's like
in a congressional testimony and
everyone's like that's cool
>> nobody cares
>> nobody cares
>> yeah everybody's like tick tocking
>> but it was funny
>> believe Nicki Minaj was on stage at the
TP USA
>> it's crazy it's really crazy to me yeah
that that's like that's not captivating
people
Well, [sighs] I think you know people
are in a trance. There's a giant
percentage of our population that's in a
trance. That should be the main news
other than the wars. That should be the
main news today.
>> Well, hopefully they're in a trance to
watch my new special, Teacher, on
Netflix.
>> I like how [laughter] you did that.
>> Go ahead and zone out and watch that
with your family.
>> Yeah. Well, comedy is [ __ ] super
important when the world's go going
crazy.
>> It sure is.
>> When the world is going crazy right now.
>> Yeah. Yeah,
>> we were talking about the Epstein
releases like before we got started.
Like first of all, like
>> the photo dump and the the emails. It's
[ __ ] nuts.
>> Well, it's also they're they're doing it
so slowly.
>> Like you guys have had this stuff for a
year.
>> Like don't
>> and we were promised multiple times.
It's coming. It's coming.
>> Doesn't it seem like you could just
throw all that into AI at this stage of
the game? Yes. And just redact the names
of the victims and let's go.
>> Yeah, of course.
>> It seems like that would take five
minutes. I mean, it feels like in I
mean, can't you can't help but feel like
the administration is just like watching
their back and that's why it's
happening. [snorts]
>> Watching someone's back. I mean, it's
all speculative why they haven't
released it. But it's not good. It's not
good for everybody's confidence. It's
also It's not good that
>> this thing was going on that they had
this bizarre blackmail operation
running. That's very weird.
>> Very strange.
>> Very weird. But it kind of makes sense
because if you're a, you know, a
60-year-old billionaire and you're a
freak and you like to get your freak on,
but unfortunately you're a gigantic
software developer and everybody knows
who you are. Yeah. Like it's hard to get
your freak on.
>> Well, there's that's the thing is like
there's that it makes sense when you go
like, "Oh, some of these dudes really
like visiting that place." It's like
that's the only place they can go,
>> right?
>> You can't go anywhere else,
>> right? And that's why they set it up for
them.
>> Yeah.
>> Eric Weinstein said that to me once. He
like I was like, "Oh, okay. That makes
sense." if you're the former president
of the United States, you can't go to a
nightclub.
>> Yeah. He said, I think there are people
out there that provide experiences for
certain people that have a a hunger for
them. I was like, of course, of course.
And that's also how they compromise
people, too, right?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> That's how they get you to vote the way
they want you to vote and play ball.
Bobby, we got video. You sucking a dick.
Yeah. Yeah.
>> What do you want to do?
>> What do you want to do? Yeah. Cuz like I
I bet all those people have something on
them. That's how they stay in the game.
It's they have to
>> like skull and bones. You got to suck
the dick.
>> Well, look at like
>> otherwise we can't trust you
>> for the Epstein [ __ ] Like look at the
level of people that we're visiting. I
mean it's all at the highest level of
influence, power, and fame.
>> Yeah.
>> And so you go, "Yeah, this dude wants to
do some wild [ __ ] He can't go to
[ __ ] He can't go to Cheetahs and get
it done, you know? He can't do it.
>> He's got to go somewhere." Yeah. What
What sounds a private island.
>> Yeah. He can't just like order up a call
girl.
>> Uh-uh. [clears throat] He's too It's
It's too risky.
>> Where you going? I'm going to Captain
Billionaire's house to go suck his dick.
I do it every Tuesday. [laughter] Plus,
I'm on meth and I'm really good at
keeping secrets.
>> Yeah.
>> These guys the [ __ ] It's It's dark.
It's [ __ ] dark.
>> So, some guy comes along and says, "I
can take care of your problem."
>> And then
>> Yeah. And everybody says, "Oh, trust me.
He's a great guy."
>> He's really cool.
>> And he's got a great
>> He also does this thing.
>> Yeah. Great sense of humor.
>> Yeah.
>> His staff love him.
>> They also do this thing where, you know,
it's like you're gonna hang out with
other famous people, so it must be safe.
>> Hey, Bill Clinton's here. This is no
problem.
>> This is a statement released by the
spokesperson or spokesman for Bill
Clinton.
>> Oh, let's read that.
>> Yeah.
>> Wait a minute. There's a person who
signed it.
I'm My name is Angel Urina. Spokes
spokesman for the former President Bill
Clinton. Isn't that weird?
>> He's the deputy chief of staff for Bill
Clinton.
>> Okay.
He's He's still got a chief of staff.
What does he do these days? Epstein
Files Transparency Act imposes a clear
legal duty on the US Department of
Justice to produce the full and complete
record of the public demands and
deserves that uh the public demands and
deserves. However, what the Dem
Department [clears throat] of Justice
has released so far in the manner in
which it did so makes one thing clear.
Someone or something is being protected.
We do not know whom, what, or why. This
is like uh the killer pretending to be
the detective.
>> Yeah,
>> we've got to solve this crime. We do not
know whom.
>> This is the killer joining the search
party.
>> We do not know whom, what, or why. We
have photos. Are you in a [ __ ] hot
tub, buddy?
>> But we do know this. We need no such
protection. Accordingly, we call on
President Trump to direct Attorney
General Bondi to immediately release any
remaining materials referring to,
mentioning, or containing a photograph
of Bill Clinton. This includes, without
limitation, any records that may exist
and are subject to disclosure under the
act, public law 119-38,
enacted on November 19th, 2025,
including grand jury transcripts,
interview notes, photographs, and
findings by the This means a deal was
made. So, if you release, you have a
press release like that, that means the
call went well.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> You got a deal in We're good.
>> We are good.
>> All we have to do is let him run for a
third term
>> and we're fine.
>> And uh look,
he's [laughter]
>> dude. Clinton chilling in that hot tub,
too.
>> Hey, I would chill in a hot tub, too. It
feels nice.
>> Yeah, it feels nice, but it just like to
>> What's the big deal? You're chilling in
a hot tub. If I went to your house and
you had a hot tub, like, let's all get
in the hot tub. I'd get in there. take a
picture of me. I'm like, "Fuck, dude. I
don't even know her."
>> Yeah.
>> Why'd you do that?
>> I don't know. I didn't know [laughter]
how old she was.
>> And you got cameras up all over your
house.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> He knew what he was doing.
>> Oh, yeah. Probably watching people do
Coke in the bathroom. You got cameras of
that. They were probably doing all kinds
of [ __ ]
>> He was compromising a lot of people.
>> Mhm. And made a [ __ ] ton of money doing
it.
>> God damn. He sure did.
>> Boy, that's what's really weird. like he
got gifted a giant mansion in Manhattan
by that uh the dude from Victoria
>> Victoria Secret. Yeah. [laughter] And
then that guy was like, "Yeah, he was
just running my finances, but then I
didn't realize what kind of guy he was,
but I gave him billions of dollars to
manage." And you're like, "What?"
>> Yeah.
>> I didn't know what kind of a guy he was
after he got arrested for having sex
with underage girls.
>> And so then I stopped working with him.
>> Okay. My favorite one was when they were
questioning uh Bill Gates about it.
>> Mhm.
>> And he goes, "Well, he, you know, he's
dead now, so you got to be careful."
>> Do you ever see that?
>> No.
>> Oh, it's crazy.
>> That's it. That's crazy.
>> That's crazy. She asks him like why he
had, you know, these interactions with
with Jeffrey Epstein, and he's
essentially saying it was a mistake. You
know, I was hoping that he was going to
do a lot of work with philanthropy. He's
going to help me out with philanthropy.
[laughter]
>> Right. That's why I meet with him so
many times.
>> But the end result, the la the final
state it was chilling. He's like, "He's
dead now. So, you have to be careful."
>> Like,
>> what?
>> What does that mean?
>> What does that mean? What do you mean?
Be careful to not hang yourself in jail,
which is what the official story is,
right? Is that what you mean?
>> Be careful or you'll hang yourself in
jail. Is that what you're saying?
>> No, it's not what you're saying. You're
saying be careful cuz someone killed
them,
>> right? Which is what we all think. Which
is why there's no [ __ ] the cameras
were down. Which is why the guards were
asleep. Which is why his [ __ ] his
gigantic roommate who was a murderer and
a a drugdeing cop
>> who assassinated people who's built like
a [ __ ] gorilla. You see his You ever
see his roommate? You never saw Jeffrey
Epstein's roommate?
>> Uhuh.
>> Oh boy.
>> He had a cellmate when he was there,
>> bro. Not only did he have a cellmate, he
had a cellmate that had murdered several
people in drug deals who was a cop and
he was a gigantic roided up psychopath.
This is the roommate.
>> I remember
>> he didn't get that guy to kill him for
extra cigarettes is what my point is.
>> He's in jail for life.
>> I remember uh
>> that guy
>> that guy that was his [ __ ] roommate.
Just imagine what kind of a plan you
would have for the biggest defendant in
any sort of highlevel
espionage possibly involving foreign
governments and you'd put him in a a
prison cell, a cage with a guy who's
who's committed four different murders.
That guy was a cop.
>> Yes. Look at the build on this
[ __ ] Look at the size of this
guy.
>> Yeah,
>> this is the guy. A murderer.
>> That's nice.
>> Yeah, he's a sweet guy. You put a
murderer. Well, he had to have a bunch
of things barking in case anyone came
near his property to get back at him.
>> Do you remember that um famous forensic?
>> Michael Baden.
>> Yeah.
>> He he testified that the hyoid I think
it's called the hyoid bone.
>> Yeah. that was um snapped on on uh
Epstein was far more consistent with as
he says a homicide.
>> Yeah.
>> Than uh So it bothers me so much that he
says it like that.
>> A homicide.
>> Yeah. He says
>> I think he said it was broken in two
places.
>> He's like that's much more consistent
with homicide than suicide.
>> Yeah. It was someone strangled him.
Someone strangled him from behind. It
was also the the position. Here it is.
Play this.
>> It's at the end I think.
I
>> regret doing that.
>> He had relationships with uh people he
said, you know, would give to global
health, which is a uh interest I have.
You know, not nearly enough philanthropy
goes in that direction. Uh you know,
those meetings were were a mistake. They
didn't result in uh what he purported
and I cut them off. You know, that goes
back a long time ago now. Uh there's,
you know, so there's nothing new on
that.
>> It was reported that you continued to
meet with him [snorts] over several
years. Um and that, in other words, a
number of meetings. Um what did you do
when you found out about his background?
>> Well,
and you know, I've said I regretted
having those dinners. Uh and there's
nothing absolutely nothing new on that.
Is there a lesson for you, for anyone
else looking looking at this?
>> Well, he's dead, so uh you know, in
general, you always have to be careful.
Uh
and you know, the you know, I'm I'm very
proud of what we've done in
philanthropy, very proud of the work of
the foundation. Uh you know, I that's
that's what I get up every day and focus
on.
>> Me, too. I'm a good guy.
[laughter]
>> Jesus Christ. Imagine if he was reading
for a film. You'd be like, I don't
believe a word you just said. I don't
believe a word you just said.
>> Take two. Let's do this again.
>> Okay. Who wrote this? Like he's going to
just transition from hanging out with
this guy. He's dead now to I'm really
proud of the work we've done with
philanthropy. Let's uh let's shift this
conversation in a much more positive
place.
>> That's a PR spin.
>> I'm super proud of the work we've done
with philanthropy. That's, you know, he
got into all that stuff in the first
place after the Microsoft stuff cuz
Microsoft at one point in time had these
all this anti-competitive accusations,
right?
>> And so he was thought as being this guy
that like, you know, was drowning out
competition, was monopolizing.
>> So then he pivoted, became a
philanthropist. It's a good move.
>> It is a good move. It's good.
>> You know who else did that?
>> The guy who invented the Nobel Prize.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Peter Berg told me the story. It's
a cool story. So he dies. The guy I
forget what his first name is. His last
name is Nobel. He died and uh everybody
called him the merchant of death because
he made dynamite.
>> Oh.
>> So he didn't really die though. It was a
a fake story. So he saw the stories.
He's like, "Hey, I'm not dead, but oh my
god, this is how people think about me.
This is how they're going to write about
me after I'm dead. I got to do something
to clean my image up." So to clean his
image up, he invents the Nobel Prize. He
starts giving out these prizes for peace
and for physics and Nobel Prize for
Yeah.
>> And so then the Nobel Prize becomes
synonymous with excellence.
>> The name Nobel is now connected to that
instead of connected to killing a bunch
of [ __ ] with dynamite.
>> That's a great marketing move on his
part.
>> Is that nuts?
>> Yeah.
>> What was his real name?
[clears throat]
>> Alfred Nobel.
>> Alfred Nobel made dynamite, right? That
was the thing.
>> Yeah, but I'm looking at the the Nobel
Prize. is a well it says there's a
well-known story about the origin of the
Nobel Prize, although historians have
been unable to verify it and some
dismiss it as a myth.
>> Well, let's find out if the story of him
uh being called the merchant of death
are true and the the fake death when
people thought he died. Is that true?
>> That's I mean I have to uh
>> just check that out real quick. Look
that out. I bet it's true.
>> That's a good marketing move.
>> It's a move. It's a move that people do,
you know. Well, that was also what um
you know some really evil people have
have done also, you know, like um if you
want to like serial killers, you know,
like John Wayne Gasey was like, I do
clown parties for kids. Like it's like
look over here. I'm a fun guy, you know,
Cosby was always like,
>> you know, telling people how to live
their life and like people,
>> don't tell dirty jokes.
>> Yeah. Don't curse.
>> Don't swear. Yeah. He would call people
up and tell them not to swear anymore.
Yeah. Called it.
>> Get mad at them.
>> Mie Murphy.
>> Oh, yeah. Famous. Famously.
>> Yeah. With the filth floor and filth.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. He did. He did do that. He did do
that. I remember one time Wanda Sykes
interviewed him at like some award
thing. Like he was in the crowd and she
came up to him to interview him and he
was like so rude to her.
>> He had so much disdain. I remember that
too.
>> Remember that? It was weird. Okay. Nobel
grew extremely wealthy from inventions
like dynamite and blasting gelatin which
are widely used in warfare and earned
him the nickname the merchant of death
in the press. 1888 French newspaper
mistakenly published his obituary after
his brother's death condemning him as a
man who became rich by finding ways to
kill more people faster. This stock this
shock is widely seen as prompting him to
rethink how he'd be remembered. So it is
true.
>> Yeah,
>> there should be no dispute of this. In
his will of 1895, he left most of his
fortune to fund prizes for those who
shall be conferred the greatest benefit
on mankind.
>> Of course, you're dead. You don't need
your money. Nobel uh never publicly
explained his motives. [ __ ] duh. So,
historians emphasize that any account of
his reason is an informed
reconstruction, not a direct statement
from him. Okay, I get that because
they're historians and accurate. Did you
see how I I think it was I don't These
days you don't know what what's has to
be confirmed not but it looked like on
the Kennedy Center they started putting
the name Trump on it.
>> Yeah. He added his name to it.
>> Yeah. It's crazy. [laughter]
And he took out the Kennedy Rose Garden.
You're like what? [gasps]
>> Take it away. Now it's like a cement
[ __ ]
>> nutty. There's nothing nuttier than the
the plaques underneath the president's
>> That's insane. That's insane.
>> Shane and I were just reading them the
other day. How is this real? It doesn't
feel real and you're just like,
>> how are you allowed to do that? That's
the thing. It's like, how is he allowed
to write that
>> in the White House? You can just
probably as president do what you want
in the White House.
>> Turns out you obviously can because but
nobody ever did it before.
>> Those are going to get taken down.
>> No, they'll be up forever.
>> I don't think so.
>> They're going to leave it like that
forever.
>> No [ __ ] way.
>> Yeah, like a museum piece.
>> It's so crazy.
>> They should have like the Trump wing.
This is what happened when he was
president.
>> Look at this [ __ ] lunatic. the
autopen photo of Joe Biden
>> and and the actual trans what's written
crazy.
>> This is widely considered the worst
president of all. Like what are you
talking about?
>> It should be like a museum. Yeah.
>> It should be the facts of his
presidency, what happened during his
term, you know, the Iraq war started and
duh duh duh. It should be that. Of
course, that's it.
>> If that, you know,
>> and under Reagan, it's like Reagan liked
Trump and Trump liked him too.
>> Trump was a fan of Reagan. What? Why
does that re
>> was a fan of Trump. What?
>> It's Yeah, guys crazy.
>> But you can't just let someone just
[ __ ] fully swim in it like that.
>> I know.
>> So, he needs like a right-hand man. Go,
sir.
>> I think they just
>> Let me just I understand the motive.
>> Well, he's also losing it, too. You can
tell.
>> Well, I think everybody does when you
get to a certain age, right?
>> Yeah, of course. I mean, the guy's about
to be 80, right? So there's no And also
the stress of going through what that
guy went through where they were trying
to jail him
>> when they were going after him with the
Russia thing, the Russia hoax and all
that [ __ ] Like they were they were
trying everything they could to destroy
him. Just that alone's got to break your
brain.
>> It radicalizes you. It makes Yeah.
>> And then they took a shot at him. Yeah.
Somebody shot him. Then that guy dies.
And then when the guy dies, they find
out that his apartment's been
professionally scrubbed. They find out
uh he was in a Black Rockck commercial
like two years before that.
>> He was
>> Oh yeah.
>> The shooter.
>> The shooter. Oh yeah.
>> Was he an actor? No.
>> Yeah. In the film. Yeah. But obviously
he was like connected to some people
that knew some people. [snorts]
>> What does that mean? It might mean
nothing.
>> Yeah.
>> But it there's also a lot of weirdness
to his his past.
>> It does have a social media profile.
>> It was like he he he seems like like an
MK ultra plant. This presidency though
does feel like a parody of a real thing.
Like it doesn't even feel real. What
most
>> There's a lot of stuff that doesn't feel
real. The um for sure the Robiner thing
didn't feel real.
>> Oh my god.
>> That that seemed so insane.
>> I you know I didn't realize cuz I I
obviously knew him. I knew Robiner as
the actor from from All in the Family,
which he was he was great in that role.
>> And then I I have memories of like I
always think of like when Harry Met
Sally, the Princess Bride. Yep.
>> And I was like, "Oh, yeah." You know,
he's spinal stand by me. So, I'm like,
"Oh, you know, great storyteller,
comedy." I didn't realize until he died
that he did Misery.
>> I had no idea that was him.
>> Yeah, he did Misery, too. He did so many
great films.
>> He really did. really understood like
human emotion and and storytelling
across the board because like it's one
thing to be proficient in comedy and you
see this sometimes with comedy really
high level like Adam Mccay did so much
highlevel comedy with Saturday Night
Live and then you know Tallaladega
Nights and and like those those big Will
Ferrell movies and then his pivot into
drama is like exceptional you know like
he's really really good at it and it's
like really remarkable when they can
make that jump.
>> Yeah,
>> he's really really good.
>> Yeah. Well, Jordan Peele, he's fantastic
at it.
>> Another one. Yeah.
>> He's He's made some giant horror movies
that are just like
>> And he was so funny in comedy.
>> It's weird how good they are.
>> It's weird how like different they are,
too.
>> Yeah. How they go like I'm comedy, I'm
comedy, and then like this hard pivot
into a totally different lane and be not
just let me try it, but be like
excellent at it.
>> Yeah. But I kind of get it, right? It's
like if you can get really good at
comedy, like which is a complicated
thing to do, you for sure have other
creative thoughts. Yeah. Access to other
things.
>> Yeah.
>> And you're not really probably using
those.
>> Yeah. And I think also they get I think
a lot of those guys get bored,
>> especially running a sketch show, right?
Yeah. Like after a while, you just beat
all the topics to death.
>> You know, I mean, how many topics on
especially like a mid sketch show are so
derivative.
>> Yeah. Of course.
>> Yeah. There's a lot of that. and they
just go, "I did it. There's nothing else
to to jump into."
>> Well, you might have like nine episodes
you have to bang out. Well, I don't have
to tell you. You're actually in the
middle of now.
>> I'm in the middle of it. Yeah. We just
finished writing season two.
>> But you have [laughter]
your show is a giant advantage is you
could just you could go so far. Yeah.
And be so ridiculous.
>> They kind of just let us do what we
want, which is really crazy. I got the
same notes I got the first season. Don't
say the N word. That was basically
[laughter] it. That's like that's my
that's everything else. They're like,
"Yeah, you can do that."
>> It's such a crazy show, dude. It's
really fun, though.
>> It's so much fun. I had so much fun
doing it. Um I can't believe I get to do
it again. And it's just it is such a
blast. We get to make these like
sketches and like little short films
that are like whatever we can think of,
whatever the craziest thing we can think
of. And they're just like, "Yeah,
[laughter] do that."
And they gave us they gave me like a
mandate. They're like, "We'd rather tell
you tell you that's too far than that
you should have gone further."
>> Right? Right. So, they're just like, you
can make it as crazy as you want.
>> That's nuts.
>> Yeah.
>> But that's the beautiful thing about
Netflix is the variety of what's on
there is just so bananas. It's so wide
ranging. There's so much [ __ ] on there.
>> I just watched um The Beast in Me.
>> Oh, yeah. I'm on uh episode three right
now. Don't tell me anything.
>> It gets so much better.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure it does.
>> And um
>> how good is Claire Dan?
>> Claire Dane's amazing. Uh Matthew Reese
plays
>> he's a psycho. Yeah,
>> that guy's great. He's phenomenal and he
plays that part so exceptionally well. I
mean, it's just so good. You know,
people like him.
>> You know, people like him and you know,
you're like, "This is a [ __ ] psycho,
dude."
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. He's great at it.
>> And it's like in the eyes. It's always
in the eyes, you know? You see it in the
eyes. It's like
>> Yeah. He's really He's got a darkness in
him.
>> Mhm.
>> Faking it. He ain't faking it.
[laughter]
>> You know what else I just saw? I saw it
on Peacock and I was like I was like I
don't like I don't have Peacock. I'm
like I don't [ __ ] What are they? This
is like, you know, [ __ ] Kevin Hart in
a bathtub interviewing. Like, I don't
know what's on Peacock, you know? I love
Kevin, by the way. But like, it's like,
you know what I mean? Like these
>> like fun silly. That's what I thought
Peacock was or old NBC.
>> Yeah. reruns of like their old
>> friends.
>> Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to [ __ ] it.
And I got uh recommended to watch The
Day of the Jackal.
>> What's that?
>> [ __ ] fantastic.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. It's a thriller that is super high
production and very cinematic, but the
writing and the acting
unbelievable.
>> Who's in it?
>> Eddie Redm, I think it's his name. Eddie
Redm is the lead in it. And um I don't
know that many of the names of the other
actors, but it's incredibly produced.
>> Is it a series?
>> Yeah.
>> How many episodes?
>> Se they're making season two now. I
think season one was 10 episodes.
>> Wow. $120 million budget for the season.
>> Whoa, I'm writing this down. Day of the
Jackal.
>> The Day of the Jackal was excellent.
Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> This is This is it.
>> Skim through the trailer. Watch it.
>> Yeah. Let's skip. Let's watch this
[ __ ] trailer.
>> It's [ __ ] That's That's Eddie.
It's really good, dude. I couldn't
believe how captivated I was by it.
Really, really well done. It's a like a,
you know, espionage type of thriller.
>> Those are my favorite.
>> Mine, too.
But this is what I watch instead of, you
know, we were talking about comedy.
>> I watch this [ __ ]
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me, too.
>> Yeah. He's really good in it, but so is
everybody else. They're They're really,
really good.
>> Okay. I want to see
>> Can't recommend it enough.
>> Okay. [clears throat] I'm on it.
>> Really good.
>> Yeah. There's enough [ __ ] to watch these
days. I'll tell you that. It's Do you
watch Dave?
>> You're sick. What?
>> Do you watch Dave special?
>> Dave Chappelle? No, I didn't see it yet.
>> It's great.
>> Yeah.
>> I saw some clips.
>> It's great. I mean, it's it's it's
vintage. It's Dave, you know, like it's
it hits
>> he does what he does so well. There's
silliness, you know, [clears throat]
>> seriousness.
>> Seriousness.
>> Yeah.
>> Some philosophy, lots of social
commentary, provocative things,
>> hilarious. It's It's good. It's really
good.
>> I'll check it out. I'm sure it's going
to be awesome. He's always awesome. He
never misses.
>> He doesn't I mean, and I He pissed a lot
of people off, which is always fun.
>> Yeah. I saw he went after Bill Maher.
>> Yeah. Yeah. He said, "Fuck that dude."
[laughter] It's very funny.
>> I never said this publicly about, "Fuck
that dude."
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's very funny. But it's a
it's a good special, man. It's really
[snorts] good.
>> It's funny.
>> Dave Dave's in top form. I love that for
me, by the way, cuz so my special
>> comes out Christmas Eve, right?
>> Mhm.
>> And and then six days later, Ricky
Jerves comes out.
>> Oh.
>> And it was supposed that was supposed to
be that was the release timeline, right?
They're like there's there's one earlier
in the month and they're like you'll be
Christmas Eve a week later um Ricky
Derves. I was like cool. And then like 3
days prior I get a call before it's
announced and they're like hey we got to
tell you we're dropping a special un
unannounced Chappelle special tonight
and I go great. And they're [laughter]
like they're like I know you know it's
it's it's going to take up a lot of
oxygen in the room obviously because
it's it's Dave right? I go yeah I mean I
understand. And I go, "You I go, you
realize this is like being a musical
artist and I've been working on my album
and you guys are like, "We're so
excited." And then you call me, you're
like, "Just so you know, tomorrow we're
releasing Radio Head's new album." And
you're like, "Thanks."
[laughter]
I mean, there's like there's nothing you
can do. It's like the big the biggest
guy is coming out with it, you know? But
it's hilarious. He's great.
>> But people will watch it. It's only an
hour and then they're going to want to
watch more.
>> That's that's the Well, it's good.
>> That's one of the thoughts is they go
like it it just makes standup more
popular.
>> 100%. Yeah,
>> I think so. Yeah, standup is very
popular right now.
>> It's incredibly popular.
>> Yeah, I mean there's more arena acts
like I just saw Nate Bassi added a 300
p.m. show out here.
>> Nate is on because but Nate's thing
makes sense when you think about it.
When you start doing standup, there's
this thing that happens when you're
early on young doing standup and you
start to like do spots. A lot of people
will be like, "Hey, if you can curse
less, be clean." And you're like,
"That's not who I am." And they're like,
"All right, well," and they always say
this thing like, "You'll get more
opportun different opportunities will
come to you if you're like that."
>> Right?
>> You're like, "Whatever. I just I don't
do that." And when you're really funny
like Nate is and you get really good,
what you see on the on the business side
of it is that when he announces a show,
like when I announce a show, a couple
might go like, "Let's go see him, right?
Like I'll buy they'll buy two tickets."
But when Nate announces a show, that
couple will bring their children, their
parents, the their in-laws, their
neighbors. So,
>> two tickets you can sell, he could sell
12
>> and everybody's going to enjoy it.
>> And they're all going to enjoy it.
>> Yeah. Even if even though it's just
clean, it's always clean. It's
hilarious.
>> It's hilarious. He's really funny. But
he's really funny.
>> Gaffigan has that thing, too.
>> Definitely. The whole family can go.
>> Sebastian has that thing, too.
>> Like, you can bring anybody to see
Sebastian
>> and they'll they'll all have a good
time. Yeah. But yeah, that he can do
three [ __ ] arena shows in a city.
It's crazy.
>> Yeah, it is nuts. But there's more
people doing that now. Like I mentioned,
Sebastian, you, Bert, Tony. I mean,
there's Shane. Shane's doing a football
arena.
>> That's crazy.
>> A stadium. He's doing like 90,000
people.
>> Yeah. Lincoln Financial, I think it is.
just there's people doing that now where
there's so many of them where when we
were coming up the only people that had
done it were Dne and Dice Clay.
>> Dice. Yeah,
>> it was Dice Clay and Dane Cook.
>> And for that you have to just you go
like that is the internet man. The
internet made standup global.
>> Well, the internet made Dne, right?
Right. That is that's how it was like he
he got huge from MySpace. He was the
first guy.
>> Fact is so many of us can move those
kinds of tickets. Oh yeah.
>> It's a it's cuz it's global. I mean,
when it was just like, "Hey, catch my
special at Comedy Central at 9:00 on
Friday."
>> It's not going to have the same reach.
>> Right. Right. And it's just clips, too.
Clips get shared and then there's so
much word of mouth.
>> It's like that's the one good thing
about social media is if something comes
out and people like it, whether it's a
new special that dropped or a new song
or anything, it just gets shared.
>> It just gets shared. Crazy. Yeah. And
things just they just take off.
>> I know. I it's it's why I never I did 40
arenas this year.
>> Like I I never I was never thinking that
would be a thing, you know.
>> I remember when I met you.
>> Yeah.
>> I met you in 2007. We did that uh Real
Men of Comedy Tour together.
>> Yeah. We I met you in Phoenix. We did
the that little Hollywood theater, which
I love that.
>> The Celebrity Theater.
>> Celebrity Theater. Sorry. That's right.
>> That place is awesome.
>> It's one of my favorites
>> in the round. It spins.
>> It's awesome. That place rules. And I
always love Phoenix, period. They're
fun. That's a fun place.
>> Yeah, that's a really good place. Yeah,
I went back there on this tour, too. I
went to the uh I did the the big arena
there this time. It was [ __ ] amazing.
It was one of my favorite shows of this
tour.
>> Yeah, it's Phoenix rules. Yeah, I've
done the arena in Phoenix, too. It's
[ __ ] fun, man. They're fun.
>> It's a fun city.
>> Yeah, because they don't have much
culture, but they do a lot of blow.
>> They do. They like to party.
>> They party hard. Phoenix, [laughter]
Arizona just parties hard.
>> They party hard.
>> Well, it's like, think about the people
that had to settle that place first. And
you got Cowboys and Mexicans, just
[ __ ] wild people. It is, dude. And
then you got Scottdale, which is all
rich people.
>> I remember we went to dinner like that,
I think the night before, just like a
steakhouse. And we were just like we
were like observing that when you go to
dinner at a like the steakhouse in
Phoenix, it feels like an afterparty,
but it's just dinner. Do you know what I
mean? Like the vibe in there is that
people are having a [ __ ] good time.
>> They're partying.
>> That's what Phoenix feels like.
>> Yeah. I I always liked it because it was
not Hollywood, you know? Yeah.
>> In every way.
>> It was just not Hollywood that those
people had no preconceived ideas of
their own celebrity. They didn't want to
become famous. Like the problem with LA
is the entire culture is wrapped around
the possibility that you might become
famous. Yeah. and that everybody really
secretly wants to become famous and some
people might make it and some people
won't. But the reason that they came
there in the first place is to be famous
because they wanted to be famous.
>> Phoenix, they just want Coke. [laughter]
>> When I get some Coke to my [ __ ]
party, I'm playing golf in the day and
I'm doing Coke and I'm having a good
[ __ ] time.
>> They're wild people.
>> That theater thing, too. There's um I I
don't know if I'm right about this, but
I've been told that there's only two
maybe three theaters left in the round
in the country. That's the only one that
I know of.
>> Well, there's the one in Long Island
that I also did that was it's so [ __ ]
fun.
>> Which one's that?
>> Westbury Music Hall, I think it's
called. Is that what it's called?
>> I've heard of that place. I didn't know
that was in the round, too.
>> That's in the round. It is so [ __ ]
fun.
>> The round rules.
>> I just did it. I did it a couple months
ago. It was one of the most fun shows of
the entire tour.
>> I try to explain to people who've never
done it like, "Oh, arena." I'm like,
"I'm telling you, it's oddly intimate
>> because everybody's facing everybody
else.
>> We're all in this together. It's not
just a mass of people staring at a
stage, right?
>> We're all wrapped up together. It's
cooler.
>> It's cool.
>> Yeah. It's a better vibe. It feels
better.
>> You would love this theater.
>> I'm sure.
>> Yeah. It was It's [ __ ] rad.
>> I love that Phoenix one. That one rules.
But do do any show that you could do in
the round. It's like the first time I
did it, I remember. I don't understand.
Where do I move?
>> I think the first one I did was when we
met.
>> Yeah,
>> cuz I was also
>> might have been my first one, too.
>> I was kind of like intimidated. I was
like, "What the [ __ ] dude?" And then
somebody told me once, it might have
been Louis told me that I think it was
him that told me when I was doing the
like going into arenas, he's like,
"You're your instinct will be to stay in
the middle, but you should go further
out to the edges because when you're
further out to the outside of of the
stage that's in the round, you're
actually open to more people. Does that
make sense?"
>> Yes.
>> Cuz like if you're on this edge of the
round stage, more people can see you
over here,
>> right? And you're closer to them.
>> You're closer to them, too.
>> Yeah. It's more intimate. If you're in
the middle, it's like you're all
standoffish. You have so much. You can
come closer to me. Yeah. Why are you all
the way over there?
>> Yeah. That's right.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Walking around, too, is fun.
>> That to me is I told somebody is what I
think makes my performance better is
that I'm a naturally kind of standill
guy.
>> Yeah.
>> But the round makes me move. Even though
it's subtle movement, that keeps you
more engaged
>> because there's a constant movement to
it. Even if it's slow,
>> it's fun.
>> It is a fun thing.
>> Yeah, it's fun. And it is weird that so
many of us get to do that now.
>> It's so bizarre.
>> It wasn't It wasn't the case at all.
>> It's so bizarre.
>> I did some nutty ones with Dave. We did
uh the Tacoma Dome. That was 25,000
people.
>> [ __ ] crazy.
>> It [laughter] was so so nuts. It was so
nuts. It was so many people, man.
>> That's so many. That's so many.
>> It's very strange.
>> I did a couple with you guys. I did um I
did New Orleans with you guys.
>> Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was fun.
>> And I think we did Nashville or
something or Memphis together, too.
>> Yeah, I think it was Nashville.
>> The most fun one though, ever, this will
I think this will always be in my memory
is when we did the like Vegas is back.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> In the round.
>> Oh yeah, that was fun
>> at the MGM Arena.
>> Yeah, that was fun.
>> And we were un I was unannounced.
>> Yeah.
>> And a couple other people were too. I
forget who was on that, but I remember
the absolute like pandemonium of that
place where I was like shaking cuz cuz
it was like things had been shut down
>> and they're like this show is back. The
shows are back and this is the show to
open Vegas again.
>> I don't think we'll ever feel that
again.
>> Not like that. Hopefully not because
that means that the world went crazy
again.
>> That's exactly right. And it was like
you can't duplicate that. You can't
duplicate it. It's almost like when you
have an improv on like an off-the-cuff
line of something that just happened in
like you can't manufacture that, right?
>> You said the thing because this
happened, right?
>> And like the world had shut down. Yeah.
>> And they're like here's a stand-up show
in in the round in the arena. Joe, Dave,
>> and the crowd was just like I mean it
was like a fever pitch.
>> It was so There was so many people
hanging out backstage. Remember that?
>> Oh my god.
>> There was so many people. I was like
I've never seen this many celebrities at
our shows.
>> There was there was a room. They were
like, "This is the red room." And this
was backstage. And there was like 200
people in there.
>> Oh. So packed.
>> And I brought you in there because you
had didn't know about it either. I was
like, "Have you been in here?" And
you're like, "What the [ __ ] is all
this?" [laughter]
>> It's a whole extra room.
>> A whole extra room of like just people
hanging out. Yeah.
>> Yeah. [clears throat] A whole extra room
of like comics that I hadn't seen in
years cuz everybody was kind of
celebrating the fact that we could do
shows again.
>> It was the best.
>> They all came out.
>> That was a such a special show.
>> Yeah. I mean, there was boxers there and
rappers. It was like people were out.
It's like there's something to do again.
It was like there was [clears throat] a
a feeling in the air.
>> It was so And people some people were
still scared. There's still people
wearing masks.
>> Yeah.
>> It was
>> It was July. I remember that. It was
July.
>> Some people just didn't want to let it
go. They were still connected to this
idea that we could all die at any
moment.
>> Yeah, that's true. [laughter]
[gasps]
>> I still see those people.
>> Yeah. They're still in some places.
>> Yeah. Some people that got broken. They
got broken.
they got broken. The stress of that
whole thing
>> was also kind of depends on who you were
around too, right? Oh, yeah. Because I
mean I think I you could put me with
certain people then I would have been
even more apprehensive.
>> Well, that was the thing that I felt
about coming here like really quickly
that people here were not nearly as
scared as people are in California. The
whole attitude of the government here
was very different. They were like
things should stay open. I remember I
went and met with the governor and had
dinner with him and he was like, you
know, we got to let people live their
lives. They need freedom.
>> Yeah.
>> Like you should be able to make your own
decisions doing this. I was like, yeah,
I agree. And this is like before the
vaccine.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. And people had already started
doing shows out here. We started doing
shows out here early. We tested
everybody. Remember we did those stub
shows.
>> Oh, that's right.
>> Yeah. Dave Dave and I did these shows at
Stubs. We did a whole series of shows,
which is an outdoor venue.
>> Yeah. And we tested the whole crowd.
>> So we tested these people for like
>> an hour before the show. Everybody
queued up. Everybody got tested. And we
only wound up removing like two
different people that were positive.
>> That's it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Most people knew that they
weren't sick,
>> you know, and we weren't doing PCR,
right, which is the one that really gets
a lot of false positives.
They found out recently there was an
estimate that PCR testing the false
positives might have been as high as
86%.
>> 86.
>> Yeah. The guy who invented the PCR
testing, Carrie Mullis, said it should
never be used to detect diseases. It's
like it's not what it's for. And he said
if you ramp the cycles up high enough,
you could find almost anything in
people.
>> I did something once is shameful. I was
uh I had to test for like a trip
somewhere and then I had to sub I had to
like do it on a Zoom with somebody
>> and it came out positive. So I threw it
out the window and then they were like
where is it? I go my kid just threw it
out the window [laughter]
>> and they're like what was it? I was like
I don't remember. I I'll do it again.
And then I just waited a week again.
[laughter]
I remember the second time I tested
positive. So, I tested positive once.
That was the whole horse dewormer CNN
thing. And then the second time I tested
positive, I didn't even know I had it. I
couldn't believe it was real. I came in
here sniffily. I came in here straight
from the gym and I said, "I I got the
sniffles." I I said to Mercy, the nurse,
I said, "Uh, I go, "Must be COVID." Just
joking around. And she goes, "Actually,
you're positive." I'm like, "No [ __ ]
way." Like, "No way."
>> Cuz you felt Yeah.
>> fine. So, I got IV vitamin D drip, NAD,
the whole deal. 24 hours later, I was
negative.
>> That NAD shit's amazing.
>> Amazing.
>> Amazing. And also, I'll say this, and
this is I I'm telling you, I have, knock
on wood, I have not gotten sick in a
while.
>> Oh, yeah. You're healthy now.
>> I'm healthy.
>> That's how it works.
>> That's how it works. [laughter]
But
during the movie I did over the summer
and during production on series the
first season one of of my show,
there were days like I remember the
first day we were shooting Bad Thoughts
season one. I was getting a cold and I
did NAD
like 500 milligrams or whatever
>> like the high dose three days in a row
>> and I was no long and I had never
experienced anything like that cuz I was
the type of person where like I get a
cold and I am [ __ ] for like weeks.
>> Mhm.
>> And then the next time that I felt this
like I'm like you know you feel you know
you're like oh I'm getting sick.
>> It would I I did I was like I'm doing
the NAD thing again. three days in a row
just jamming that [ __ ] into me like high
dosage completely went away.
>> That's crazy.
>> It like it didn't dip into like now
you're really sick. It just was like I'm
getting sick. I'm not sick anymore.
>> Yeah, that was part of my COVID routine
when I the first time I had COVID I did
NAD along with IV vitamins. I don't even
think I mentioned NAD when I did that
little video that went viral. But that
was uh I I recommend that to anybody
whenever they get sick. Uh, it's
unbelievable.
>> High dose of vitamin C is amazing, too.
>> Amazing.
>> I can't believe it.
>> Yeah, highdose vitamins introvenously
when you're not feeling well is
phenomenal because it gives your body
all the weapons that it needs to fight
off whatever the [ __ ] it's dealing with.
>> I feel like doing it tomorrow.
>> You should do it tomorrow.
>> Yeah,
>> you should do it all the time. You know
what else you should start doing? Like I
told you, red light bed.
>> I know. You've been on that for a
minute.
>> Yeah. It's amazing. It's incredible.
>> You said it helps your vision.
>> It helped my vision 100%.
>> I don't even understand that. Well, red
light skin stuff.
>> Red light helps gets collagen or
something.
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So, I take that stuff and I've been very
consistent with that.
>> Um, it has a bunch of nutri I showed it
to Huberman and he went over the list
and he was like, "Oh, this is all great
stuff."
>> Um, I take that and I do red light
multiple days a week and it took a
while. Uh, in the beginning I thought it
was actually making my eyesight worse
cuz I was like
>> cuz your eyes are covered during it,
right?
>> No, I keep them open.
>> Keep your eyes open.
>> Red light. Yeah. Red light therapy using
deep red wavelengths around 60 670 Nm. I
don't know whether nanometers shows
promise in improving declining vision by
boosting mitochondrial function in the
retinal cells. Studies indicate benefits
particularly for age related vision
loss. That's me. Macular degeneration
and other eye conditions. Morning
exposure appears most effective with
effects lasting up to a week. Um so I do
it I try to do it three times a week.
>> How long do you do it for?
>> I do it 20 minutes. It says short
sessions like 3 minutes weekly can
enhance color contrast vision by 17 to
20%. adults over 34 with greater gains
in older participants. That's me.
>> I'm getting it.
>> It's It makes a big difference. Uh
therapy supports retinal health by
reducing inflammation, improving visual
acuity, and slowing proto uh photo
receptor decline. Emerging evidence also
suggests help for dry eyes, myopia
progression in children, and diabetic
retinopathy.
It works. I'm telling you, it works 100%
with me. I used to struggle reading the
screen sometimes. It would be kind of
blurry. for you. I have to like Jamie,
make it bigger. Now I I can see things
way better than I used to be.
>> I wear glasses.
>> When I said Jamie, make it bigger. I
used to say I used to
>> I wear I wear glasses all the time now.
>> I don't need them when I look at text
messages anymore. I don't need them when
I read emails anymore. And I don't need
them on my computer anymore, which is a
big one.
>> Because I always used it when I wrote.
And then I realized the other day like,
oh my god, I'm writing and I don't have
my glasses on.
>> Joey Diaz will be so happy if I
>> What are you doing with those [ __ ]
glasses?
>> You're wearing your glasses with
>> I called him up today. I I go I'm doing
a podcast with security. He goes, he met
Pepe Le Pew over there in France and now
he's making quissants. Who's this
[ __ ] guy with his glasses?
>> Glasses. He's always on me for that.
>> I mean, that's Joey.
>> That's Joey. It's not Pepe Lew.
[laughter]
>> His name is Gian Basta. And uh it's
Italian. It's an Italian bakery. Yes.
>> Well, it's a problem. It is a problem.
>> That chocolate croissant you gave me is
a real problem.
>> Telling you.
>> Buttery and flaky and perfect.
>> It's perfect, dude. It's why I fell in
love.
>> I like a little more chocolate in there.
I can I can tell him. I can tell.
>> A little more chocolate. Just a little.
Don't be stingy with the chocolate.
>> I fell in love with that chocolate
croissant when I lived in LA. And that
you know that guy was in my
neighborhood.
>> Oh,
>> that's how this all started.
>> That's probably
>> And I would walk down there and
sometimes I would buy like two dozen
and then I would walk I would walk back
to my house and I would give away
croissants to people walking down the
street. I'd be like, "You got to try
these."
>> Just regular people.
>> Regular people. I didn't even know them.
I just got these croissants.
>> What if they thought you were psycho? I
mean, I guess they didn't, but they they
would take them and I would I mean, I
didn't give them all away. I would I
would eat a lot of them, too. But
>> I stayed in touch with this guy and I
would every once in a while I would go
there and I would I would get some of
their pastries and I would do like an
Instagram video like, "Hey, I'm at this
place." And I would just say it and then
I became friends with them and they go,
"Hey, you know, when you do that, there
were like a hundred people came today."
I was like, "Oh, that's cool." It was
just like a friend. There was no
business really. I was just doing it
because I liked it. We always stayed in
touch and I moved here and I go, "Oh,
when I'm in LA, I'm going to try to stop
by and see you guys." Like that kind of
thing. And we stayed in touch and I
always be like, "It would be awesome if
you opened one in Austin."
>> That conversation continued and then
eventually we talked like, "Hey, what if
we really did this?" And that
conversation started like over a year
ago. And then our our fixed location
will open in March, but we have a popup
right now.
>> I just don't know how you have the time
for all this.
>> Well, I'm not Here's the thing. I'm I'm
not the one like I don't bake, right?
>> You know, I'm I'm the I'm a business
partner in this and I I market it in
that I promote it, but the the
[clears throat] easiest thing is to
market something that's that's
fantastic,
>> right? And I I actually thought about
the fact that I was like for me this is
like like people trust your opinion on
one of the reasons I think that on it
was successful with you is that they're
like this guy knows
workouts he knows vitamins. He knows
like they they you have credibility in
that. You know what I mean? Like having
credibility in something is a is is
really important for me. It's like
>> if there's one thing I completely trust
myself on is if I'm like this tastes
good. I I don't doubt it. I'm like,
"This is good. I know what it's good.
I've eaten at the best restaurants all
over the world." And this is like my
favorite one of my favorite things has
always been croissants and and things
like this. So, when I had his and I knew
they were amazing. It was like there's
no like I'm selling it. I'm I'm not like
being like, "Ah, you should, you know,
I'm not I'm making up this shit's
amazing." So, all I do is go like, "It's
open. It's [ __ ] amazing." And we're
selling We've sold out every day. We've
never not sold out. Well, once you eat
one of them, I get it.
>> Yeah, it's [ __ ] And and he's always
coming up with like I at first I was
like, we're opening a croissant place,
but he's doing like, you know, uh like
the homemade faukatcha bread, Italian
sandwiches. He does homemade pizza. It's
all every day and he's whatever like
inspires him, he makes that. It's all
he's amazing. So, it's like the easiest
thing to be like, "Yeah, this is this is
my bakery
>> food."
>> Yeah, I [ __ ] love it.
>> Such a truck. I've thought about doing
that with an Italian deli.
>> Yeah,
>> I've I've talked to Giovani very
briefly. Giovani Italian deli. Yeah,
that place. Opening up one of those out
here. How incredible would that be?
>> Incredible.
>> Those sandwiches I sent me and Joe D.
Rosa, we send each other sandwiches.
>> Yeah, Joe has his sandwich place.
>> His sandwich place is great. Joey Roses
is [ __ ] great. I sent him this place
in um in Toronto. God, what is it
called? Something crude. Hold on a
second. I'll I'll find it.
Oh, what happened to Oh, the iPhone made
everything different. Where'd you put it
on? [ __ ] Search in the bottom. That's
it.
>> Uh, Crude. It's in Toronto. The
sandwiches.
>> Go to their Instagram. If you can go
that where it says Crudeau Pizza up
there, that's their Instagram.
>> Go down to their Instagram and find some
of their [ __ ] sandwiches, bro. Look
at these [ __ ] sandwiches.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Bro, look at these sandwiches with their
homemade bread. Look at these are
insane. And the bread's got a nice
little char on it. And they the bread
comes out piping hot from the oven and
they make the sandwich on this piping
hot bread.
>> Yeah.
>> Show me one of them videos where they're
pulling the sandwiches out and making
them because there's a few where you get
to see how hot the bread is. Scroll down
a little bit. Um Oh, no. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Go up. Go. No, no, no. Back
there. You Oh, look at that, Tommy. Look
at No, no. You missed it. Watch this.
When he cuts it open. Oh, and this.
Yeah.
>> Oh, look at that. The mortar. Look at
this.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Oh my god. Look how insane that is. This
is my drug. Like, this is If I have a
problem with food, it's this. Yeah.
>> It's Italian cold cut sandwiches and
pasta.
>> Yeah.
>> Those are the problems. I have a real
problem with not eating that. Like,
olive oil on it. Look how he seals it
up. Look at this.
>> Oh, look how it comes out of the oven,
bro. Are you kidding me?
>> You know what my guy started making now?
like he's just on a whim he's like I
made lasagna today.
>> Oh no.
>> So he's doing and then he's doing like
different versions of it. Did one with
like brisket in it like just crazy
things and they it just goes.
>> Of course.
>> Yeah. It's called by the way it's called
Chicho Bomba which is what you call the
name of it. Yeah. It's the name of the
bakery. It's called Chicho Bomba which
is what you call a little fat ass kid in
Italy [laughter]
>> cuz bombas like explode. So like when it
gets a little fat ass.
>> That's funny. It's called a fat ass.
>> Yeah. It's called a little fat ass.
>> Little fat ass kid.
>> Yeah. That's hilarious. Great idea,
dude.
>> Yeah, he's he's he's awesome. Him and
Marlo. [sighs]
>> It's hard staying thin, isn't it?
>> Especially now you're in the 180s.
>> It's It is.
>> You could let it go. You could let it
go.
>> Yeah, I could let it go.
>> Oh, yeah. Look at you. Look at you. They
got excited about letting it go.
>> Yeah, let it go.
>> I own a bakery.
>> Yeah. Just [ __ ] not text your trainer
back. [ __ ] you, man. [ __ ] you.
>> And when I stopped by there, too, you
know, it's like I have access to all of
this.
>> Yeah. You could eat free.
>> Oh, yeah. And then
>> whatever you want. You can have them
make you things. I give I give most I
take a bite of things and I'm like
that's delicious and then I stop myself.
I'll let myself have a full thing, but
not every day, dude. Not even not even
every few days. Like once a week, maybe.
>> When I used to come home from the store,
uh two things were a problem. One of
them was Jerry's Famous Deli.
>> I would go remember Jerry's Famous Deli.
They're gone now. Isn't that amazing?
>> Jerry's Deliy's gone.
>> Jerry's Deliy's gone. There was one in
Woodland Hills. That's gone. That was
the one I used to go to all the time. I
think I think they're all gone now. I
don't know if any of them still exist.
Hopefully, one still exists. Jerry's
Famous Deli was [ __ ] great. They had
the best chicken noodle soup, man. It
ruled. And they had pastrarami Rubins.
Oh, pastrami Rubins with steak fries.
They were so good. And if I was hungry
coming home from the store, that would
be the spot. The other spot that was a
real problem was crispy cream
[ __ ] donuts.
>> I would drive by and I'd see that hot
sign on.
>> Cheeseburgers, too, are a problem. In
and out. It's a problem.
>> That's a problem.
>> That's a problem.
>> There was that one in West Hollywood
that I used to love. I forget the name
of that place. It was right near where I
was working in postp production. The
burgers were [ __ ] unbelievable.
>> Another problem was Caners.
>> Can I think that place is still open?
Open 24 hours a day.
>> That was post show fun.
>> Always great post. I told you this
before cuz you know the power of
delusion is is strong
>> is that when I would tour with you this
is like
I would say like 2009 10 uh Delta
Terminal used to be terminal 5 at LAX.
Sometimes we would get back and we we
would land because we would land the
morning, right? We did the show the
night before.
>> Mhm.
>> They had a like a little deli bakery
coffee place that had really good
chocolate croissants.
>> Oh, I remember that place. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And sometimes we would we'd be walk by
and you'd get one. I was like, "Well,
Joe got one. I should get [laughter]
one." Like, "He's in shape. I'm in
shape." Like, "This isn't bad." Like I
just tell myself like, "You can eat
this."
>> And cuz you would have you love those. I
remember those.
>> Chocolate croissants rule. That's why
when you brought this one, I was like,
"Oh, that that's a problem."
>> It's a problem.
>> But they weren't as good as that.
>> No. [ __ ] no.
>> The ones at LAX were pretty good. They
were okay.
>> This is like a It's not No [ __ ] This is
like a three-day process. That's how
long it takes for them to make a
bachelor. Yeah.
>> Yeah. like proofing the bread and it
stays in this cabinet and they pull I
mean it's a whole process and and it's
he has a he makes like folateella which
is like it's
>> like he said it that way.
>> Oh and bombolone you know like just like
incredible pastries man that like when
you see them you're just like
>> don't get fat
>> bro it's so easy to get fat. Getting
fat's a giant problem.
>> The older you get you're just like this
could be real easy.
>> Especially if you got obligations, you
got things to do and you're you're
tired. I need structure, dude. That's
what I've learned. I need structure.
>> I need peace and quiet. So, I I like
working out by myself.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I don't I mean, I like working out
with comics sometimes. We do those comic
workouts here. Those are those are
really fun.
>> But, uh for me, like my time working out
when I'm like suffering by myself. I I
need that.
>> Yeah.
>> I need by myself. I don't want anybody
talking to me about what they saw on the
news and asking me quotes. You know,
what's JD Vance like? Like I don't no
I'm here to [ __ ] get after it.
>> Yeah. I just I my problem
>> battling demons.
>> One of my problems is
when I get and I know this from Pat like
you just realized you have patterns.
>> Mhm.
>> Is that when I get to like a a good
place and
>> relax.
>> Yeah. And I do it when people are like
you look good.
>> Yeah. And then I go oh I'm I'm done.
[laughter]
You know, that's that's been my pattern.
>> Yeah.
>> So, this time I've just been like,
>> do not accept that thought.
>> Yeah.
>> You know,
>> Yeah. You can't.
>> There's no end.
>> There's no end.
>> Finish line.
>> Yeah. It
>> doesn't exist. Every day is a new unique
little battle with your inner [ __ ]
[laughter]
>> It's really the truth. It is the truth.
>> That's what it is. Every day you wake
up, you go to war with your inner [ __ ]
>> That's why it's good to beat it early.
Beat that [ __ ] down early. Get in the
cold water. freeze your [ __ ] dick
off. Yeah. Get that [ __ ] workout in.
Getting this on afterwards.
>> And then you're good.
>> I'm good today. Today.
>> Today.
>> But the food is the bigger challenge for
me. Like I won't say that like workouts
aren't hard. They're hard
>> and like I like it. I like the
challenge.
>> Staying on top of like how to eat is is
the bigger challenge.
>> Well, there's a problem too with um all
these new medical advancements. And one
of them is there's a new peptide that
they're they're showing is essentially
like exercise in an injection.
>> Is that sloop?
>> I don't know what it is. I I read some
article about it like quite a while ago
and I I sent it to Brighgam. I go, "What
is this?" He's like, "Dude, there's so
much stuff on the horizon. So much
groundbreaking stuff." But you're you're
basically going to be able to get the
benefits of exercise in a peptide. So
it'll trick your body to think you
exercise.
>> I mean, Sloop does that. Is that what it
is? That's one of the ones that does.
It's in a pill form, right? I haven't
heard about it.
>> It's called sloop.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Do you taken that?
>> I have taken it. Yeah. I don't have any.
>> What did I do for you? You got some on
you?
>> I'm the Listen, I'm I'm like a crack
addict. If you tell me something will be
good, I'll be like, "Cool. I'll inject
like 40 things into myself." [laughter]
>> Yeah.
>> What does this loop do?
>> Well, they they they did they tested it
on mice and found that by giving it to
mice, uh, they decreased their body fat
and increased muscle, lean mass,
>> doing nothing.
>> Doing nothing.
>> Wow. And so then they have started to
that's it right there. Sloop 332. Yeah.
>> Okay. In obese mouse models, Sloop 332
reduced fat gain by up to 10fold
compared to controls promoted 12% body
weight loss and enhanced metabolic
function without altering appetite or
activity levels.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. It's exercise.
>> It's exercise, dude.
>> Exercise in a peptide. And you took it
in a pill?
>> Yeah.
>> And so what did it feel like when you
took it?
>> Nothing.
>> Nothing. I felt nothing.
>> I'm getting that [ __ ] tomorrow. Yeah.
I'm on it. Let's go.
>> Let's go.
>> What happened with your pecker? Did it
get excited?
>> Hell yeah. Rock hard 247.
>> That's what That's what these goddamn
things do. And you can just buy that
stuff.
>> Um
>> or is that a prescription thing?
>> I don't think it's a prescription. No,
you can just buy it. But I think you
just have to like
>> go to a compound pharmacy or something.
>> That kind of place. Yeah.
>> Yeah. They're trying to shut those
places down.
>> Are they FDA?
>> They want to own all that stuff.
>> There you go.
>> There it is. Bam. Amazon.
>> All over Amazon.
>> All over Amazon.
>> Good or not, I don't know. Just check
your own sources. One of the things that
I've read about Amazon is that there's a
lot of fake supplements on Amazon.
>> Are there?
>> Yeah, because how does that work? How
are they even getting up on Amazon?
>> I think there Well, that's a whole
different thing. But like they're just
like copying the labels and stuff and
making it look like it. So
>> I've heard that's a problem with Pure
Encapsulations. So I started buying
their stuff from their [clears throat]
website because I read that
>> because I read that like a high
percentage was fraud. I don't know if
you've ever researched this, but
apparently when I was in Abu Dhabi, they
were like they have what's considered
some of like the cleanest vitamins
>> on like people go there just to get
vitamins in the UAE.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Like the like really high level
vitamins for some reason. And I don't
know what the thought is on that, but
like a lot of people that travel in that
region go to UAE to get their vitamins.
>> That's interesting.
>> I don't know if their standard is just
higher. Well, they have so much money.
They do have a lot of money.
>> And they also, you know, Shake Taknon is
a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. Like a
legit one.
>> Bad [ __ ]
>> Yeah. Henzo Gracie Black belt. And he's
the one that created this Abu Dhabi
combat club that the championship.
>> He's also like incredibly fit. Like his
cardio is out. I I was talking to
someone.
>> No, he's a legit black belt. He's he's a
Henzo Gracie black belt, which like you
know there's levels of black belts out
there where you you heard about a guy
got a black belt from this guy. I never
heard of that guy. I don't know who that
guy is, but I'm sure it was good. Yeah.
>> And then you hear about someone got a
black belt from Henzo. You're like,
"Oh." Oh.
>> Like Guy Richie is a Henzo Gracie Black
Belt.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Guy Richie is super legit, man.
Yeah. I know guys have rolled with him.
They're like, "Dude, he's legit."
>> Yeah.
>> Which is I think it's like a Jake Paul
thing. Like you don't think a [ __ ]
Jake Paul you can't fight.
>> What's his name? Isn't um the guy from
Married with Children.
>> Ed O'Neal. Legit Gracie Black Belt.
Yeah. He got his black belt from Horian
or I think Hian or um at least that
school. He got it from Gracie Torrance.
>> That was a surprise one to me. I was
like, "Really?"
>> Oh, he's legit, too. Yeah. I had I sat
next to him once on a plane randomly and
we spent the entire flight just talking
about jiu-jitsu. He was so excited.
>> Oh, that's cool. [laughter]
>> There he is.
>> Yes. Uh 2007. Yeah. Hory and Gracie. I
was right. Two decades of training under
Gracie. That is another
>> 42. Wow. That's another very legit black
belt. You get a black belt from Horian,
like you have a real black belt. But he
was he's a big guy, man. He was a
football player back in the day.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah,
>> that's awesome, man.
>> Yeah, he's legit. So, we were just, like
I said, we were just randomly on a plane
and and we just started talking about
jiu-jitsu. We were both like little
kids.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. That's cool.
>> Then I ran into him another time
randomly in Hawaii in the ocean. I was
in the ocean. I ran into him. That's
cool. I was like, "Hey, what are you
doing, man?
He's great. I think he's a very nice
guy.
>> Very nice guy, too. Easy guy to talk to.
Like regular person.
>> You know, there's certain actors I feel
like we have to get through this
>> little wall of are you cool? Is this is
this okay to talk to you? Are you be
mean to me? Like, is this
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]
>> You know, it's like a thing. And they
think they get weird around comics, too,
because they they want to wind up in
your act. I got so lucky uh doing that
movie over the summer in that I had like
the best actors like as far as like just
fun awesome people.
>> Oh, that's nice.
>> You know what I mean? Like
>> did you know they were fun before you
work with them?
>> No. And that's and and you know what was
funny is that they're regular act like
they go from like set to set to set,
>> right?
>> And they kept telling me they were like,
you know, this is like really special
what's happening here. And I'd be like,
what do you mean? They're like, this is
awesome. Everyone's having the best time
every day. Everyone's hanging out. We're
all going to dinner together. We're
hanging out on weekends. Everyone likes
each other. It was like the best
experience.
>> I think actors sometimes are so
competitive with each other.
>> Yeah. We didn't none of that. People
were just And when when you do have a
cool vibe like we had, everyone's just
trying to make every scene better,
right?
>> You know, and like you want the guy to
be like I want him to be super funny in
this cuz it's going to be funny in the
movie.
>> Well, it's like stereotypes get
created because of the worst people in
whatever category you're talking about.
And if you're talking about actors, it's
not all of them. Some of them are really
cool.
>> Yeah, of course.
>> Like Chris Pratt, I've hung out with
that guy a bunch of times. He's really
cool.
>> Yeah.
>> Easy to hang out with. Giant movie star
like but like so normal,
>> right?
>> I went elk hunting with that guy.
>> Really?
>> Yes.
>> Super cool guy to everybody. Like easy
to talk to. We're eating dinner
together, all hanging out with guys.
[ __ ] so normal.
>> It's rare.
>> Just happens to be a famous actor.
That's so normal. But there's guys like
that that you meet him and you go, "Oh,
okay." Okay. Like Woody Harlson, the
[ __ ] nicest guy, man.
>> Woody seems awesome.
>> So easy to hang. You can't get a hold of
him. He's got no phone. He's got no
email.
>> You had And I'm just a huge fan, but I
saw a clip. You had uh Billy Bob
Thornton on.
>> Oh, he's the best,
>> dude. I can watch that guy do [ __ ]
anything.
>> The best to talk to, too. Like so easy
to talk to.
>> And the other one, I think you had him
on, too. But I always see this guy in
interviews, and it's always like I end
up sharing it with everybody, is Ethan
Hawk.
>> Ethan Hawk's great. I mean, his his his
wisdom and like his philosophy on on art
and on life. I'm like, this guy's like a
messiah. He's just like so fascinating
to listen to.
>> Well, he's a real artist, you know,
really. And loves like I I asked him
this question because I' I've always
wanted to know like is this the same
thing as like being in the zone and
other things? Like what happens when
you're doing a scene? Why is it so
believable? I know you're Ethan Hawk. I
know that's Denzel Washington. I know
that you guys are acting, but yet I'm
in. Yeah,
>> I'm in. Like, what is that?
>> Yeah.
>> He talked about that. That is It is like
what it is with standup. It's like a
hypnosis. It's like they're hypnotized.
They're so locked in and they believe so
much what they're saying that you
believe it too,
>> right? It's it's um it's truth. It's
that the the scene reads as true.
They're not making, you know, there's
there's there's times when you're
watching something and you're like, I
don't buy that. And that's why you step
out. You step out cuz you're like,
that's not
>> it's performative.
>> Yeah. You realize that someone is
performing rather than being like really
locked into it, whatever it is.
>> Somebody said one time, and I totally
agree, is like one of the reasons why we
revere Denzel so much is like every time
he's on screen, you believe every choice
that he makes. Yes. You know, you're
just like, I believe this.
>> Yeah. There's a only a few people like
that, you know. Claire Danes is
definitely one of them.
>> She's fantastic.
>> So good, dude. I mean, I don't want to
give away any parts of it, but there's
this one part where she finds something
out and her [ __ ] whole face starts
shaking.
>> I was like, "How are you even doing
that?"
>> Yeah. It's
>> She She starts breathing heavy. Nothing
freaks me out more than someone that
finds out something crazy and doesn't
have like a physical reaction to it.
>> Cuz anybody that's ever had anything
crazy happen to them, your heart starts
racing.
>> Yeah. [panting]
>> Yeah.
>> You can't breathe. Yeah. And some people
just don't nail that. But she she nailed
it so hard. I felt like she really
believed it.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, and I believe I'm like, "Oh my
god."
>> Yeah. You start freaking out, too.
>> It that scene was so good that I as I
was watching I was like, "Damn, she's
good." That's why I was thinking during
the scene, I was like, "Damn, she's
good."
>> You have to call me when you finish
this.
>> I will.
>> It's it's it's so good.
>> She ruled in Homeland, too. She was
great in that, too.
>> Yeah. She's really a tremendous actress.
Do you ever see the conversation she
had? [laughter]
She had a a conversation with uh [ __ ]
what's his name? The vaccine dancer guy
Colob Bear. And uh like she was talking
about the CIA being involved in all all
sorts of different things and see if you
can find it because he like changes the
subject like immediately.
>> Really? [laughter]
>> Yeah. Because she's like saying wild
[ __ ] about the CIA. Well, the CIA being
involved in I forget exactly the context
of what you were saying. Something here
it is.
>> Spy camp for us uh producers and writers
and
>> really. Yeah.
>> Is it like you know?
>> Yeah. So, we park ourselves in a a club
in Georgetown and talk to like real
spooks and you know, people in the
intelligence community and and the State
Department and journalists and people
who really
>> what do they tell you that like what
what's the most surprising thing that
they've told you about their jobs or
something you would need to know from?
>> Well, every year it's different, right?
we've been at it for a while and and the
climate has been has changed. But this
year it was all about, you know, the
distrust between the administration and
and the intelligence world and um and
the intelligence community was suddenly
kind of allying itself with journalists,
which usually ago did you start shooting
this?
>> How long did you start doing this show?
Like [snorts]
>> the intelligence community aligns itself
with journalists to try to get rid of
the president. [laughter] I had I had
one time this is not the same thing but
I had a u I know somebody who was very
high up I'll just say in the
intelligence community and is older now
and I have a relationship with them and
I was talk sometimes we would talk
through it was through you know my
parents that that knew these people and
I was I would love to talk to this
person because they were so not just
wellinformed intelligent like fun to
have a conversation with and I was
[clears throat] on the phone with And as
I asked a question, they go, "Not on the
phone." And I and I I kind of was like
repeating myself. I go, they go, "Not on
the phone." I was like, "Oh." Like it
just it was one of those moments where I
felt I was like, "Oh, okay." I was like,
"Yeah, I'll see you later. Sorry."
[laughter]
>> I got so scared.
>> Like I felt like I violated.
>> I'm sure every phone call they make is
>> being recorded.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Especially if you have inside
information about something very
important. You're supposed to stay
secret about it and you start blabbing.
That's
>> hanging out in Scottsdale doing blow.
>> Yeah.
>> Talking about what do in Syria.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> You wind up getting whacked by some
crazy person that kills himself.
>> Car accident or something.
>> Yeah. Something happens.
>> Yeah.
>> You know about this MIT Fusion guy that
got assassinated.
>> Supposedly the same guy who assassinated
the MIT Fusion guy also went to Brown
University and shot people at Brown and
then killed himself.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. And a lot of people are like,
"What? This guy was working on
groundbreaking energy. He was working on
fusion at MIT.
And he was also talking about the poles,
the earth's poles shifting. And that
this is a natural process that happens
that we have to do to keep our
magnetosphere that protects us from the
[ __ ] rays of space.
>> What is our world, dude? What is
happening?
>> There's a lot of people that get killed
because they are inventing things that
are going to disrupt industries. That's
what I believe. And this is why we
scroll. It takes six hours on TikTok.
He's just like, I don't want to [ __ ]
>> Yeah. You don't want to know. You don't
certain things you don't want to know.
And Kurt Mezer texts me all of them.
>> Really?
>> Text me all of them. Everything that I
don't want to know, they it shows up.
I'm like, [ __ ] Or Dylan. Tim Dylan text
me. And I texted to them, too. If I find
something out cuz there's just so much
nutty [ __ ] in the world. But you're
like, what is going on?
Like people getting whacked and
>> Yeah. It can overwhelm you.
>> It can overwhelm you. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And I know so many people that are
like legitimately mentally ill because
they dwell on that stuff all day long.
>> Which is why we need the escape.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You need something. And you also should
limit your amount of time you're exposed
to all that psychotic behavior
>> because it starts shaping the way you
view people. You know, if you if you
interact with people more on social
media than you do in real life, it can
really [ __ ] your head up.
>> So many people do that.
>> A lot of people
>> a lot of people do that.
>> Yeah. Especially that was one of the
real problems during co too. So people
were isolated and that was the only way
they were interacting with each other.
>> The [ __ ] up thing is you realize how
much those people end up like losing
that connection with other like real
people.
>> They think that this is
>> Yeah. They think this is real life.
>> This is the real world.
>> Yeah. Yeah,
>> they live in the comment section, you
know.
>> It's crazy. It's just such a like it's
like eating food that has no nutrients
in it and your body's just freaking out
like where the [ __ ] are the vitamins?
Yeah,
>> there's no vitamins in it. It's just
nonsense.
And it's also like what percentage of it
is even real people? It's not a hundred.
There's a bunch of it. It's just like
bad actors from other countries and
people with [ __ ] flags in their bios
and who knows what is going on. Yeah.
>> And it's all just to try to shape
narratives. We're involved in it.
Russia's involved. China's involved.
Corporations are involved. There's like
entire companies that are based around
crowd campaigns about organizing attacks
on individuals, organizing narrative
control or organizing pushing a certain
narrative. Entire businesses are built
on that where they try to shape things
and make things go viral.
>> Yeah. It's nuts. There's oh my god
there's so much
>> it's a
>> complete new part of our society that
didn't exist before and it shapes the
way we view the world and it's being
purposely manipulated by people and it's
legal because safeguards haven't put
into place
>> and also the amount of times that like
people are talking to bots
>> Mhm.
>> and like losing themselves. I don't mean
like a scam. I mean like [ __ ] they're
interacting just like with you're
interacting with a computer right now.
>> Uhhuh. Yeah. All the time. I started
getting these weird WhatsApp group texts
of investors, people investing in things
and how much money they're making. This
is incredible. Sign me up. And like like
all these random fake people will be in
the the little group chat talking about
how oh I can't wait to get involved in
this. You know, I'm I'm going to go all
in on this and then trying to get you to
go, oh, I should go all in.
>> I want to go all in, too.
>> I should I should give you my bank
account number.
>> Take a bigger position.
>> Can I wire some money to you? [ __ ] man.
>> And so many dumb asses get sucked into
things like that.
>> The best though is when it happens to um
like somebody will be like, "I sent 80
grand to Brad Pit." And you're like,
"What?" [laughter]
They're like, "Brad Pit was like
messaging me and it's just like some
60-year-old lady and she was like, it
was, you know, it just felt so real and
it it's like it's it's like a deep fake.
He's like, "Hi, Amanda. How is how are
you today, my love? if you could just
send me $30,000 to get out of this. And
then she's like, "And I did it. I feel
like an idiot." And you're like, "Yeah,
you [ __ ] thought Brad Pitt needed 30
grand." Well, here's the thing. If
you've got a scam, like there's certain
scams we allow, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Like here's one. Tell evangelists. We
allow that scam. Cuz if you're so dumb
that you think Robert Tilden is got a a
red line, direct line to Jesus.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, you write a check to me.
>> Yeah.
>> The devil's going to win. He bought like
a G4.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They all do. They
all do. This is the one crazy guy that
was pointing at the reporter with the
devil.
>> That's the one. No, that's not Robert
Tild.
>> No, but that's the guy who
>> cuz she was asking him about that.
>> Perry gave me such a deal.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, he just I had to take this plane.
>> Oh my god.
>> That guy looks crazy.
>> Out. Yeah, he looks scary. But that scam
we allow, you know? We allow certain
scams.
>> Yeah, we let that one go.
>> Like if you're so dumb that you buy into
that, like that's not even illegal. I do
feel so so bad though when it happens to
the elderly. I feel so terrible for
them.
>> It's terrible. That guy.
>> This guy.
>> Kenneth Copeland.
>> Yeah, this guy's
dirty fingers. Imagine that dirty finger
in your [ __ ]
>> Here's my plane, y'all.
>> Dirty plane. Wealthy televangelist
defends using private aircraft in viral
exchange.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Media gave me
>> do all of his work. He got to do all
that work. preacher who wants $54
million jet will donate old jet. What a
good guy.
>> What a sweet guy. Which that guy?
>> Jesse Duplantis. See like those guys. We
allow that. We allow that kind of
>> which is crazy. They should be in
prison. They're [ __ ] scumbags.
>> Yeah, but they're getting people to
voluntarily get the money, which is
weird.
>> Then there was the guy the one
>> this guy asked his congregation for 65
million to buy a jet. [laughter] There's
Do you remember the one that was like
lock the doors and that was a whole
scandal? [sighs]
>> He's like shut the doors. Lock the
doors.
>> Oh, for what?
>> For donations. He's like we are not
>> That's right. That's right. We're not
leaving here
>> until you shut the doors. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Who is that guy? Pastor locks
church door. Demands $40,000.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
>> Ushers, close the doors.
>> There's a hundred There's a thousand of
you close them doors. Ushers, close the
doors. That is so crazy. That's so
crazy.
>> Lock the doors.
>> People [ __ ] do it.
[laughter]
[groaning]
>> Well, there was a thing during the what
is it? Katrina or what was it down in
Houston? So, one of the floods with that
dude, the the famous one.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> [ __ ] the guy that has the big
[laughter] arena.
>> Yeah.
>> What's his name?
>> Um, [ __ ] What is his name?
>> [ __ ] his name, Jamie. You know what
I'm talking about. He's like
>> big [ __ ] eating grin.
>> Yeah.
>> Black hair.
>> Joel Ostein.
>> Joel Ostein. That guy. Yeah. [laughter]
Yeah.
>> He wouldn't let the homeless go
anywhere.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. You can't go. No. No. No.
>> Like we need places to put people. Not
in here.
>> Yeah.
>> It's going to be gross.
>> People have lost their homes. No. No.
No. No. You can't [ __ ] on my floor.
>> No. Get out of here. [laughter]
>> The power of Christ.
>> I think he did eventually let everybody
in under pressure.
>> Wow.
>> I think eventually they shamed him into
it.
>> Yeah. He realized like, "Oh yeah, I got
to What would Jesus do? Oh yeah.
>> Jesus would just hire more people to
clean up.
>> Jesus would get the allnew Global 7500.
>> Yeah. Jesus would get a new Rolls-Royce.
>> Unreal.
>> Yeah. They all do it though. That's
what's funny. They all have super
expensive suits
>> and taxree, right? This is religion.
Yeah.
>> That's the nuttiest part. That's the
weird part about the scam
>> is that you're allowed to be taxree.
>> [ __ ] a.
>> That is weird.
>> It is weird. It's also weird when you
think about what happens on the
corporate level.
>> Mhm. that there's these corporations
that make like hundreds [snorts]
of billions of dollars and they're like,
"Yeah, they didn't pay tax on this
because they're this corporation,
>> right? Those are tax loopholes, though."
>> Yeah. Well, they'll funnel it to Ireland
and
>> and and then not pay tax on. You're
like,
>> "Well, supposedly that's what Jeffrey
Epstein did for people. Found those tax
loos people with tax loopholes and, you
know, he helped rich people figure out
how to
>> save money, money.
>> It exists for a reason, right? They're
>> scumbags.
>> Yeah.
>> They've all put it in place. You know,
>> powers the bego. I got you.
>> They just want to make sure that they
keep the most amount of money possible.
>> Yeah.
>> And then there's that thing where like
no one should be a billionaire. Well,
okay, hang on. Do you like having a
[ __ ] iPhone?
>> Yeah.
>> Somebody had to make that. They're
working 16 hours a day. They like you
don't want to be Tim Cook. I'm not
saying Yeah. Yeah.
>> You know what I'm saying? You don't want
to be Steve Jobs. Guy died young because
of it. But I guess the argument that
some people make against that is not
that that guy shouldn't be wealthy. It's
that when they have this overabundance
of wealth and that the people that also
work there don't have like certain
health coverage or something. You're
like really like these Amazon warehouse
guys are like [ __ ] dying in the
warehouse.
>> Are they?
>> Well, I mean they they talk about these
work conditions that are sometimes
deplorable, right? And then you have the
people at the top with like hundreds of
billions of dollars. Like you can't
trickle any of that down to like some of
your workers. That that always seems
like a legit complaint from people to
me.
>> Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, listen, if
they didn't work, you would have
nothing.
>> Exactly.
>> That's what's weird.
>> This guy's doing like he's making like
$15 an hour,
>> but if he didn't start the company, they
wouldn't have a job.
>> True.
>> But, you know, a certain point in time,
it's kind like spread it around.
>> Spread around a little bit. Yeah.
>> Spread it around.
>> Seems like probably better for everybody
if you spread it around. Maybe people
wouldn't hate you as much. There's
always going to be people that like you
should donate it all. I mean, that's
like the the beautiful utopian.
>> There is that one that did it, too. Was
it the Patagonia guy?
>> Did he?
>> I think it's the Patagonia guy that
became a legit billionaire and donated
almost every [ __ ] penny of it. I
think it's him.
>> I'd You know that song, I'd love to
change the world. I'd love to change the
world, but I don't know what to do.
>> Is that right, Jamie? Was it him?
Uh I mean I type in I just
>> first just typed in billionaire that
gave donated everything and another guy
popped up.
>> There's probably a bunch of
>> It's one of those It's one of the
outdoor you know apparel people. It's an
outdoor apparel billionaire
>> who literally I think gave away like 98%
of his
>> got to go on your guy.
>> Yeah. The dude like kept like
>> to give it to cuz somebody probably took
his money. They're probably living on a
yacht somewhere.
>> That's the problem. I think he gave it
to like a lot of land preservation type
of things, you know,
>> good stuff. Things that make sense.
Okay. Well, that's smart if you're an
outdoor company, you know, and that's
what you love.
>> But it is like that almost unbelievable,
>> you know what I mean? Level of
generosity that a guy won in capitalism
to that degree and was like,
>> he probably did mushrooms one day. He
was like, "What am I doing? What am I
doing? I'm living in this is a prison."
>> Yeah.
>> I'm being imprisoned by all this money.
>> Yeah. Maybe
>> Sam Walton was apparently like pretty
down to earth, too. You know, the the
Walmart guy got started. Yeah. I mean,
he drove his like old pickup truck even
when [ __ ] was like really I mean, he
died a long time ago. His kids don't
live like that.
>> I would have yelled at him if he had an
old pickup truck. If I was Joey Diaz,
>> the [ __ ] are you doing with this old
pickup truck? You're balling now, cops
sucker. [laughter]
>> Yeah.
>> Get a [ __ ] Cadillac at least.
>> Yeah. his um his his uh you know
children and grandchildren live a very
different life.
>> Of course.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. They're Nepo babies.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. That's not good. That's a tough
way to live.
>> It is. When Forbes named Sam Walton
America's richest man on October 28th,
1985, people were shocked to discover he
lived a humble life in Bentonville,
Arkansas with a muddy bird dog running
around the yard. He was America's
richest man in 1985. They also surprised
choice of vehicles. 1979 Ford F-150. But
as Sam said, "Why do I drive a pickup
truck? What am I supposed to do? Haul my
dogs around in a Rolls-Royce?"
>> It just wasn't who he was.
>> Yeah.
>> You know,
>> also it's different, I think, when you
>> He made it
>> to that level as like
>> a regular guy.
>> A regular. He was And he was already
like in his 40s or something, 50s. Like
it was just different for him. He wasn't
>> He wasn't handed anything.
>> Don't forget who you are. Don't forget
who you are, [ __ ]
>> Yeah, he didn't.
>> Well, some people do. Yeah.
>> And that is weird too, right? It's
weird. Weird when people change like
radically.
>> So radically. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And but also that level of of wealth is
like not something that most people can
even comprehend. Yeah.
>> No, you can't comprehend billions. He
was the richest man in the world and he
drove a pickup truck with a bunch of
dogs. Like what are you doing with your
money?
>> I was watching that um that documentary
about the murder in Monaco. Did you
watch that one?
>> No. What's that one? That one's was
about a guy who was one of the 200
wealthiest people in the world. Saffron
I think is his last name. He was a
banker and um he lived an ostentatious
life. I mean like out of control,
humongous villas. He had 25 security
guards around him at all times and was
like a a target and and he was murdered
in his penthouse in Monaco.
>> What was he doing that everybody wanted
him dead? He just had a lot of in well
one of the things is that he he invested
or was like one of the people that got
this Russian I don't know if it was like
Russian crypto some type of currency or
uh stock market in Russia that collapsed
when the when Russia devalued their
their uh currency by like 75% all of a
sudden one year. So billions of dollars
disappeared from people and so he became
like a target of the Russians but he
also had connections to a lot of
government. when you're when you're a
high level banker with banks everywhere,
you're, you know, you're deeply
connected to some like not so great
people.
>> And so there was always like who did it?
And then his wife who it was she's I
think she was he was her fourth husband
also had two other husbands die.
[laughter]
One of them was like the richest guy in
Brazil
>> and he died. Um, oh boy.
>> And then people suspected that this guy
Saffron's nurse may have killed him. And
there was this what the documentary was
about. And they interviewed him. And
like the documentary is supposed like
when the documentary
>> male nurse
>> male nurse
>> um who and he was convicted. He was
convicted and he served like 10 years.
And then he's in the documentary doing
the interview, right? like they they
keep interviewing him and other people
and then it's like the documentary ends
and then
the documentary filmmaker is like this
was where the documentary was supposed
to end but this guy who we just did this
documentary about this male nurse
>> [snorts]
>> um as we were in postp production on
this got arrested for he did like some
forge check [ __ ] I think maybe in
Arizona [laughter] and got locked up and
his cellmate was like, "Yeah, he tried
to hire me to kill his ex-wife." So then
he got put on trial for soliciting to
murder his ex-wife. And then they go and
interview him again. He was like, "No,
it's all [ __ ] man. I'm telling you
this [ __ ] bull." Like, but he's like,
"It's a it's very strange." And it's
it's like it's one of those things where
you're like,
>> you don't think it's the guy and then
you do think it's the guy.
>> What's it called?
>> I think it's called Murder in Monaco.
>> Monaco is a crazy place. Have you been
there?
>> I've never been to Monaco.
>> I've been. It's really wild though.
>> It's weird. Yeah,
>> there's so much money there. Everywhere
you look is a Rolls-Royce or a Ferrari.
What is going on here?
>> Highest like amount of millionaires and
billionaires in the the geographic like
square mile or whatever because it's so
small actually,
>> right? And if you have residency there,
I believe there's like crazy tax.
>> You don't pay taxes.
>> You don't pay taxes. And guess what?
When uh when the husband died, the wife
got her Mono Monaco citizenship like
that week and then inherited the money
and didn't pay any tax.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> How hard is it to get a Monaco
citizenship?
>> I bet it's somewhat challenging, I
think. Really?
>> I think so. I don't know.
>> Got to meet the right people.
>> I would assume I mean I know like for
instance, you know, where it's like
impossible and there's great benefits to
it is UAE. They don't give that [ __ ] to
anybody.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah. You got to be from there.
>> And that's the same kind of benefits,
right?
>> Yes. Massive, massive benefits of being
a there even there's even a thing if
you're a UAE citizen, like if if we have
the same job and um you're a non-citizen
and I am a citizen, I get double your
salary.
>> Wow.
>> Just from being from UAE, things like
that.
>> Yeah. Government will also pay for your
housing, give you a car, pay for your
education. Yeah. M
>> but they have a small one of the reasons
they have extreme wealth but they also
don't have a high population of native
citizens
>> right
>> so they're able to do things like that
also
>> and they have insane oil money
>> insane especially in Abu Dhabi
>> well that's when people talk about like
the richest man in the world
>> like okay publicly
>> but those guys don't have to tell you
how much money they have
>> there's also a big difference between
being extremely wealthy holding stock
and extremely wealthy holding cash Yeah,
>> that's a real big difference.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Well, that's why it's wild what these
guys are doing with like the Saudi
Arabians are doing with boxing.
>> Mhm.
>> Cuz they're just going, "What fight?
What do you guys want to see?"
>> Yeah.
>> Okay, let me call that guy.
>> Yeah.
>> We'll give you $100 million. Like, what?
>> Yeah. And then they're like, "That ain't
[ __ ] That's fine." Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> That Saudi entertainment fund is is
>> bananas. It's the government's fund.
>> What was it like doing that Riad
festival?
>> Fantastic.
>> Yeah,
>> it was fantastic. I mean, the the the
people there were amazing. Like, you
know, there's always like you look at
things on the news and you you have your
preconceived notion of like what things
are, right?
>> But when you're on the ground somewhere
and you're with people,
>> you know, I was just meeting wonderful
people. We went to the they had the the
comedy club there. We went to the club
like not what we were brought there to
do. like they have like comedy pod I
think it's called
>> and it was just like I mean it was just
Saudi com like local people and the
crowd was just citizens just like and
they were all just so warm and welcoming
and they were such huge admirers of ours
of like American comedy and American
podcasts and they were just super sweet
like they were so genuine
>> and what is the restrictions in terms of
like language and subject matter
>> uh so everybody was highly highly highly
well-versed in not just English but like
American pop culture. So everything we
talked about they got everything you
know they got everything. Um I mean I
went one the night before I went to see
Jimmy Carr and Louie perform and like I
was I was like holy [ __ ] they get like
even like the little throwaway lines you
know like the things that aren't even
like the bit like the little jokes.
>> Um the only restriction that we were
that we had was about Islam and the
royals. That was it. Which wasn't really
a
>> hard thing for most people to adhere to
because like you know like me and those
guys like we didn't have Islam or royal
jokes. We weren't we weren't cutting
anything from our acts,
>> right?
>> So I was like yeah by the way when we
did
>> UAE,
you know, like Dubai and Abu Dhabi,
they were like do not talk about same
same thing. Don't talk about our royals.
Don't talk about Islam. um don't don't
be like super graphic about but then we
did do graphic stuff and they were like
yeah that's fine. They're like just take
it easy on the on the royals and on
Islam. But I was like yeah that's not
that's not a challenge right
>> for me
>> but the the country like as far as like
the the people that we met they were all
fantastic. They were really sweet
people.
>> It's just people have a weirdness of
like you're going over there to because
it's the Saudi royal family has the
money, right? the that's the the the
Saudi family is the the family that
funds the entertainment fund,
>> right?
>> And then people were like they would
accuse me of what aboutism for saying
that that's the same fund that paid for
Ed Sheeran to come and Beyonce to come
to do their shows and like that's what
I'm like but how that's just facts like
it's not what aboutism. It's like that's
the money
>> that funds entertainment, right?
Correct.
>> And then some people will go, "Well,
>> you should do it if the money came from
like, let's say, a promoter."
>> But you're like, "Yeah, but that doesn't
exist yet."
>> Do you know what I mean? Like
>> right
>> you this is this is the system that's in
place now. Maybe in like
>> So who accused you of what aboutism?
>> Just people would were so vocally upset
that we went. Yeah. And I was like
>> I mean first of all the way that I went
was that I was doing Dubai. I was like I
was booked to do Dubai which is in UAE.
Mhm.
>> It was already announced. And then 3
months later, I got a call and they're
like, "Hey, do you want to do Riad? It's
like a 90minute flight." I'm like, "I'm
in the [ __ ] Middle East." Yeah, I'll
add a show. You know, like I'm I'm
there. It was like routing.
>> Did you know it was a festival?
>> I knew it was a festival. And then they
told me the lineup. And the lineup was
bananas, right?
>> It was like Kevin Hart, Bill Bird, Dave
Chappelle. I was like, "Oh." I was like,
"That sounds like a great lineup." I
didn't think
>> really like that I was doing something
that would ups. I had no idea. I had no
idea. And then
>> you didn't think it would be something
that people would get offended by. I
mean, the people that were most offended
were the comics that weren't invited.
>> Yeah, [laughter] there's a lot of them.
>> I know. There's a lot of them that like
a lot of them were super vocal. And I'm
like, you can't sell a ticket in
Houston. I don't know why you're upset
about Riad. Like, no one's going to see
you anyway,
>> right?
>> It was a bunch of like 50-year-old
feature acts that were upset.
>> And then we went over there,
>> had a great time. Um, and I actually
think that like one of the things that
was overlooked is the fact that we were
all saying they're like, "Oh, you you
had to adhere to I was like, "Dude, I
told you the two restrictions, which I
we had didn't affect my act." And I do
think it's a sign of their progress that
they put on this festival and that we
were saying all kinds of wild [ __ ] like
the [ __ ] that we say on stage without
talk. We didn't talk about Islam,
>> right?
>> I mean, that wasn't a crazy thing to me.
Like I think that that's showing because
what's happening actually there is that
right now the entertainment hub of the
Middle East is Dubai. That is the
entertainment hub of the Middle East.
That's where people go. That's their
Vegas. Big shows, spectacles, all types
of [ __ ] Saudi Arabia is like, "No, we
want to be the hub." And they have super
deep pockets. And so they're trying to
be the to compete with Dubai in
entertainment.
>> That's that's what like the fuel of this
is,
>> right?
>> And putting on this festival
>> to me felt like that's that's a path
towards their goal of like entertainment
can be here and they put on a great
festival, treated us fantastic. You
know, people get I don't mind if people
are like you can be mad be mad about
whatever you want. I I don't care. But
as an experience, it was an amazing
experience and I do think that they'll
continue to put on these festivals.
It'll be very interesting to watch as
this festival continues who goes who
gets invited and goes who was against it
at the beginning cuz you know it's going
to be a few people and I I have some
screenshots that I've saved. So we'll
see who goes
>> maybe perhaps. It's interesting. It's
it's interesting that comics are held to
a higher standard than singers or or
other people that perform over there.
>> Yeah. I mean,
>> it is weird though, you know, because
it's like comedy uniquely challenges the
idea of free speech.
>> Yeah, sure. Yeah, that makes sense.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. But I mean,
>> because it's not like if someone says
don't sing any songs about Islam, you're
like, well, I don't have any songs.
>> But I have to say that also like some of
these comics who are saying this like,
oh, you know, you don't have free speech
and you adhere to these restrictions.
It's like, have you ever done a private?
Have you ever done a university? I have.
>> Yeah.
>> They had restrictions.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, they were like, don't talk
about our mascot. Don't talk about this.
Don't talk about that.
>> Yeah. And specifically, if you don't
have that in your act already, then the
question is, should you be working for
those people because of what happened
with Jamal Kosigible? That's that's
everyone's big argument. I think Dave
had the best line about that. Yeah.
>> It's like Israel killed 240 journalists
last month.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, like what are you talking
about?
>> I mean,
>> in the last three months,
>> it's a fair point.
>> It is a fair point.
>> Yeah. It's um it's just different,
right? Like one guy was sawed up in an
embassy, taken away in suitcases. Not
good.
>> It's a It's horrific what happened.
>> But also, I mean, if you want to like go
down that that line of that that
argument,
>> then you shouldn't be working in America
either.
>> I mean, that's that's like, are we
saying that only their awful thing is
worth
>> Well, they're funding it, right? As
opposed to like if you work in America,
it's not the CIA doesn't fund a comedy
show.
>> Sure. Sure.
>> You know what I mean?
>> Okay. Well, I mean these Yeah, there's a
lot of
>> there's a lot of ways to look at it. And
if if it if it really upsets you, my
position is good.
>> Well, the other thing, let it upset you.
>> Yeah, let it upset you. The other thing
that like culturally it is a good thing
to bring great comics over to Saudi
Arabia.
>> I think so.
>> Good for people to hear what these Jimmy
Carr and you and Louie and Bill and all
these comics have to say and Dave. It's
a good thing for the culture. Like, it's
a good thing for hum. It's a good thing
to open up society and it seems like
outside of this whole Jamal Kosigible
thing which again is undef indefensible
right
>> outside of that this is a more
progressive organization like they are
letting women drive now they're like
slowly this is coming into a more modern
>> it is progress it is a sign of progress
whether people accept that or not it is
a sign of of progress there
>> yeah I mean it doesn't it doesn't help
the people there if you never interact
with them ever again because of
something their government did.
>> The the Exactly. And and I have to tell
you if you saw the faces of these people
that we were performing for and the I
mean when you could cuz sometimes
they're like this but [laughter]
the like how genuinely thankful and
excited they were to be at these shows.
It was awesome. Lived in Saudi Arabia
you never would have imagined you'd see
a lineup like that.
>> Oh my god. I mean some of the guys they
were telling us they were like dude like
10 years ago they're like nothing like
this could have ever ever happened here.
>> So I don't know how you don't see that
as some type of progress.
>> What's up Jamie?
>> I just stumbled across something insane.
Uh
this is on the justice websites
justice.com. Justice
>> Jamie scrolling through.
>> I don't know how you No, I just saw a
tweet and clicked the link.
>> Okay.
>> Uh
>> what is this?
>> Corner of the screen says J Epstein.
>> Jeffrey Epste killing himself.
>> What?
That's the date.
>> So, uh, what is he doing here?
>> I don't know. It's a 12 second video
that someone found on their website.
>> Let me see that again. Put that up.
>> Can you pause it and make it larger?
>> Yeah. [clears throat]
>> So, is he hanging himself there? Is that
what this is?
>> Looks like he's leaning.
>> I'm not showing it on screen cuz I
don't, you know, I don't even know what
this is,
>> but I don't even know if that's like
what his It looks like plain white hair.
I don't know if it was, you know.
>> Well, he definitely had white hair,
>> but like that's the date. Is that of Is
that him with a thing wrapped around his
neck and he's trying to kill himself?
>> I don't That's almost
>> the So, one thing that's important was
uh he had a previous suicide attempt
supposedly
>> when he was locked up.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh,
>> I mean that's one of the reasons why he
was under like 24-hour supervision.
That's the case, right? Didn't he have a
previous suicide attempt?
>> I don't even know if someone found this.
[snorts]
>> That's crazy.
>> That's on the government website. But
you imagine that they've had this
footage the whole time. Is that real?
>> I'll show you how I found it.
>> Yeah, but you know what I'm saying? It's
like, who knows what's real. I watched a
a cruise ship hit a bridge and the
bridge fell apart and everybody died.
It's fake.
>> It's fake.
>> Oh yeah. For like a half of a second
though, I was like, [gasps]
>> yeah.
>> Like, oh my god. I thought it happened
today, like some new tragedy. And then
I'm like, wait,
>> how much better are they going to get at
that, too?
>> Oh, it's going to be impossible to tell.
It's so much better than it just was
just a couple of years ago. So, it says
someone guessed the URL of the files
that were uploaded to DOJ's website that
were not announced yet and found the
video.
>> Holy [ __ ]
>> Okay. And then they corrected it. It
says it's 100% fake.
>> Oh, but it's on that website still,
which is
>> it's on the Justice Department.
>> So, I guess that means there's fit on
the website.
>> Oh, boy. This video is 100% fake with a
visual indeed released by the DOJ. It
seems it's a collection of files
collected by investigators and this fake
video originated on 4chan. [laughter]
>> All right.
>> So, even they're getting
>> 4chan strikes again. Wow.
>> Yeah, man. There's It's going to be
impossible to know in the future.
[snorts]
There's no way to tell.
>> There's no way. There's no way.
>> Real [ __ ] weird
>> cuz already with the voice stuff is
crazy. Like I can listen to something
like your voice and I'll be like and
then find out that it's fake. I didn't I
mean I I
>> they can alter it to make you excited,
make you a little sad here.
>> And in like your case, in my case,
there's just thousands of hours of us
speaking,
>> so it's even easier.
>> Oh yeah. And that won't even matter in
the future. It's like with the newer
technology, they'll be able to
manipulate it
>> and it's going to get way better.
>> Yeah,
>> that's what's I mean, what does that
even mean?
>> What does it mean?
>> Tom Sigura, tell everybody once again,
>> guys, please.
>> Awesome comedy special.
>> Uh, it's called Teacher. It's on
Netflix. When does this come out?
>> Uh, you're in the
>> Sorry, I didn't mean to play this sound.
This will be out tomorrow. So
>> Oh, great. Yeah. So tomorrow comes out
Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve on Netflix.
It's called Teacher. Um I'm very excited
about it. I thank you so much for
watching it um over this holiday break.
Um I
>> It's a good time to release.
>> I tore for two years to get ready for
this one. I'm very happy with it. So I
hope you hope you enjoy it.
>> Well, if it's any of the stuff that I've
been watching, it's going to be awesome.
>> Thanks, brother. Killing it.
>> Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.
>> Beautiful to see.
>> I'm excited.
>> I'm I'm happy.
>> All right, that's it. Bye, everybody.
Merry Christmas.
>> Merry Christmas.
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The conversation covers a wide range of topics, starting with the guest's significant weight loss journey (from 265 lbs to 187 lbs) and his disciplined fitness and nutrition regimen, including regular lifting with a trainer, a high-protein diet, and carb cycling. The speakers discuss their morning routines, the mental benefits of exercise, and their differing preferences in entertainment, with the guest preferring dramas over comedies despite being a comedy writer. They touch upon the evolution of animation, the fleeting nature of time, and the importance of taking action in life, citing RFK Jr.'s impressive fitness despite a challenging past. The discussion then moves to societal issues, critiquing social media's impact on civility and attention spans, and highlighting the dangers of confronting trained fighters. They delve into historical and mysterious topics such as ancient civilizations in the Amazon rainforest revealed by lidar technology and the puzzling discovery of three-fingered, three-toed mummies in Peru with unusual physical characteristics. The conversation shifts to controversial public figures and events, including the Epstein scandal, Bill Gates's involvement, and the historical precedent of reputation management through philanthropy, exemplified by Alfred Nobel and the Nobel Prize. They also address televangelist scams and the complexities of wealth distribution. The latter part of the podcast focuses on the booming stand-up comedy scene, the experience of performing in Saudi Arabia (noting cultural progress and audience reception), the increasing challenge of discerning real from fake content due to deepfakes, and personal health advancements like NAD and red light therapy. Finally, the guest discusses his new bakery business, "Chicho Bomba," known for its high-quality Italian baked goods and croissants, and shares anecdotes about unique venues and the changing landscape of live comedy.
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