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>> The Joe Rogan Experience.

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>> TRAIN BY DAY. JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY

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NIGHT. All day.

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>> Is that how your croissant croissant?

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Bro, those croissants are real [ __ ]

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bro, aren't they?

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>> I was going to eat one bite. This is

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what's left. [laughter]

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>> I was like, I'll have a bite.

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>> They're so good, man.

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>> Too buttery. Well, how can how can a guy

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lose as much weight as you lost and then

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open up a [ __ ] bakery? Because I

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started with them when I was so fat. It

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was [laughter] perfect. Like I fell in

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love with that place when I was close to

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my fattest and I was like, "This is a

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match made in heaven."

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>> How big were you when you were your

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fattest?

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>> The most I ever weighed was 265.

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[snorts]

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>> Holy [ __ ] Yeah.

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>> And what are you now?

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>> 187.

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>> That's insane.

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>> Yeah. So it's like what? 80 lbs.

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>> What does that feel like on your joints?

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>> Feels great. I feel so much better. I

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feel so much better.

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>> Of course.

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>> I'm lifting four days a week.

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>> Wow.

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>> Um Yeah. I just I lifted this morning.

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>> Do you have a trainer or do you go solo?

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No, he meets me there every day or every

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day that I'm

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>> Do you do that for accountability?

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>> You know, I just realized that I I mean,

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I've trained enough now where I can I

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can do a good workout on my own, but I

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always feel like I it's never as good as

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when he's there.

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>> It It's always, you know what I mean?

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Like it's always a little bit harder and

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I always feel like it's a better workout

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when he's there.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. He pushes me. Sean,

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>> so you've been with him for a while?

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>> I've been with him for Yeah. for years.

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Um, the other difference, the big

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difference is that I've been I dialed in

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not with croissants, but I've dialed in

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my nutrition [laughter] a lot more. Like

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I eat four times a day now and I I'm on

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top of my macros. You know what I mean?

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Things I've never done before.

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>> You Why do you eat four times a day?

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>> This nutritionist just gave me this plan

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and I've I've been just doing it.

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>> Interesting.

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>> Yeah. So, I eat 50 grams of protein at

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every at each of those four, you know,

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four different meals.

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>> Okay.

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>> So, I end up getting 200 grams. So you

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you do smaller meals that are lower in

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calories but high in protein.

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>> Yeah. Yep. And then I I also I I carb

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cycle. So like I know on a like if like

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today was legs, I know that it's it's a

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more intense workout. I'll do the full

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portions of these carbs, right? Which

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sometimes is sweet potatoes or white

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rice. But on a day if I'm like if it's a

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rest day or I'm I'm doing like less

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intense workout, I'll dial back how much

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of those carbs I eat.

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>> H you do you take a pre-workout?

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>> I I have a preworkout meal every time.

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So like in the morning I get I've been

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getting up at 5:30. So I I

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>> What?

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>> Yeah.

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>> What the [ __ ] are you doing, man?

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>> I mean because I've been in the writer's

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room on my on season two of Bad

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Thoughts. So, I've been I've been

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getting up at 5:30 and my pre-workout

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meal are these like I guess it's like

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mucili kind of like grains, you know,

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with um with some honey, a little bit of

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almond butter, and then I have uh Greek

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yogurt with um a scoop of uh whey

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protein. So, that's my pre-workout. And

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after that, I go to the gym. And then

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during the workout, I sometimes have a

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like an intraworkout shake. Sometimes I

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just Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

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>> But I mean, I feel much better doing it

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that way. I do. And then and then I eat

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again about an hour after that workout.

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So that's my second meal.

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>> Then a few hours later is 3:00. And then

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my fourth one is like around 6:00.

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>> So you have your second meal by the time

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it's like 8:00 a.m.

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>> Uh maybe like 9:30. Yeah.

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>> That's so crazy.

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>> Yeah.

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>> What time you go to bed at night?

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>> Well, that's that's the key to this

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whole [ __ ] thing. That's the key to

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the whole thing is that you go to do

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this. I got to do this and to do that I

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got to do that and to do and to do that

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I got to get up early and the only way I

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can get up early is by staying on top of

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when I go to bed. You know when we met I

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was going to bed at 3:00 in the morning.

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>> Normal stuff.

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>> Yeah. And I would get up at like 11.

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>> Yeah. Like a normal person.

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>> Like a normal person. And then I would

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say in the last decade

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a lot of my bedtime kind of shifted to

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like around midnight and then it shifted

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to like a little bit like closer to 11.

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In the last few months, like sticking to

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this plan, I've started to go to bed

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sometimes at like 10 10:30, which for me

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is like very early,

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>> you know? It's very hard. It was It's

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the biggest challenge for me has been to

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get to bed.

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>> That's hard for me. That's hard. That

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would be hard.

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>> But I also I don't think I'm going to be

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getting up at 5:30 forever.

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>> This is just writer room stuff.

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>> This is just writer room stuff.

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>> Normally, you get up when 8?

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>> Uh yeah, between seven and eight. Yeah,

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>> that's that's reasonable. That's

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reasonable. And I don't have to go to

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bed at 10:00 to do that.

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>> Yeah. When my kids are in school, I get

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up at 7ish.

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And then, yeah, usually between 7 and

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7:15, depending on when they have to

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leave, and then when they're not in

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school, like right now today, I got up

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at 8, which is pretty normal.

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>> 8 feels good for me.

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>> I got I got up around 7:30 today. If I

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don't work out first thing in the

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morning though, it used to be I really

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used to like working out at night

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because in jiu-jitsu I'd always like

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doing at night. Morning classes were

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tough. Tough to get in there early and

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and train and also you don't feel warmed

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up and you [ __ ] feel like

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everything's going to get hurt.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Uh but nighttime I can't work out

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anymore. I can't do that.

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>> I've completely changed in this too

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busy. I used to say, well, I will say

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that like I feel like my strongest

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between like 11 and 1, like the middle

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of the day, is when I if you were like

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draw up an ideal strength time, that's

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when I feel like I'm like, "Oh, that's

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when I'm at my best."

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>> Why? Why do you think that is?

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>> I think I you're

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>> you woke up.

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>> Yeah. You woke up, you're fired up,

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you're warmed up,

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>> and you're ready to go. And I feel like

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>> a little food.

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>> I feel good. But I've pivoted to now

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really enjoying these first thing in the

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morning workouts where I feel like my

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whole day is set when I have those

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workouts. And I also realize that if I

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don't, I feel so much different through

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that throughout that day.

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>> Right. That's a good that's a good

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factor. One, you get that first big win

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in the morning. Yeah. You got it done.

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You're you got good momentum going. But

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also, you're more calm.

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>> That's that's the big one. That's the

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big one.

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>> And focused, right? When we did that

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sober October thing, we were all doing

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crazy crazy cardio. One thing you said

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to me that really rang true is like it

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totally

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silences all that internal chatter.

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>> Yeah, it does.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. And and I think I think one thing

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about the writer room is that you know

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you have to be alert, you have to be

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focused, right? you can't have all this

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[ __ ] like the noise going on and you

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know so it was a great way to show up to

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the room is like

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>> you have that win

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>> you've done something hard and now I'm

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ready to work

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>> yeah for me um it's it's not just a hard

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workout but generally has to have some

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cardio in it

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>> really

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>> yeah cardio is what really shuts off all

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the chatter

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>> it is different than the weightlifting

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>> yeah weightlifting is great

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weightlifting makes you feel better like

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you feel like energized you feel like oo

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I feel good. But cardio is like I don't

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give a [ __ ] Yeah.

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>> Like when I when I have a really hard

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cardio session, it's like I don't give a

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[ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] what's going

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on. Everything's fine.

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>> I noticed the difference between cuz I

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was doing 45 minute cardio sessions and

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when I upped it to an hour, the 15minute

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difference for me felt like another

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hour.

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>> Like pushing it 15 more minutes was

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really, really hard.

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>> Well, that's when it's hardest. When

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you're tired already. Yeah. You know,

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when you're extending your cardio

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capability. That's That's [ __ ] hard,

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man. That's hard.

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>> It's so important. It's so important to

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do.

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>> Oh, yeah. It's everything. You want to

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wonder why so many people are out of

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their [ __ ] minds. That's a big part

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of it. They don't work hard.

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>> I got so obsessed with some of these

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this like these data and metrics about

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this, you know?

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>> Yeah. Just like

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>> that becomes a problem.

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>> Yeah. Well, I don't mean like that like

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I have to do, but like the just the the

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data that people are talking about as

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people age of like if you're not lifting

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and your bone density goes down or like

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your V2 max like

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>> learning about that stuff and going like

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if you don't start thinking about that

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at a certain age

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>> one day it will be like so out of your

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grasp.

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>> I was just having this conversation with

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Shane Gillis. I was like, "You have to

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realize like 20 years goes by so fast

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because I'm 20 years older than him."

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And I'm like, "20 years ago I like that

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happened. It was yesterday." Yeah.

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>> And all of a sudden I'm 58

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>> and 20 years from now I'm 78. That's

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dead.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Like that's almost dead.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Like and and you can either be almost

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dead and look like RFK Jr. or you could

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be almost dead and look like Trump.

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>> Yeah.

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>> So kind of same thing. They're in the

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same neighborhood like

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>> and you have a choice. Trump's only

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seven or eight years older than RFK Jr.

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>> He doesn't look like it.

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>> No.

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>> Yeah.

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>> And that guy did heroin for 14 [ __ ]

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years.

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>> Who did?

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>> RFK Jr.

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>> He did heroin.

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>> Oh yeah. After his dad was assassinated.

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>> He was a heroin addict.

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>> Yeah.

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>> No [ __ ] I didn't.

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>> Yeah. When he was young.

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>> People give him a hard time about it.

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Like, hey yo, his [ __ ] dad got shot

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in front of him. Yeah.

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>> His dad who was running for president

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got assassinated.

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>> Yeah. That's

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>> when he was a little kid.

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Come on. You wouldn't do heroin. You

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have no idea what you would do. And his

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uncle got shot in the head in front of

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the whole world.

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>> Yeah. I mean,

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>> not in front of the whole world. It

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wasn't in front of the whole world until

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several years later. But

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>> he looks incredible.

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>> He looks great.

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>> Yeah.

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>> He did uh 20 chin-ups in a row.

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>> I saw that

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>> at 70 whatever the [ __ ] he is.

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>> That's very impressive.

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>> That's insane.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. Modern science for the win.

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>> Yeah. Now you Yeah. I mean Yeah. I think

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about it all the time. I I because I

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think the same way. 20 years goes by

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real [ __ ] fast. Yeah. It's so fast,

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dude. Before you know it,

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>> that's why like there's guys that like

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never got going with their life or they

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got distracted with stupid [ __ ] and they

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never really like focused on whatever it

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is they do, what their career is.

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>> And then you see them 20 years later,

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they're in like their late 40s and

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they're [ __ ] scrambling and

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depressed. And

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>> I'm friends with so many of them, dude.

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>> Oh, it's a problem.

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>> I'm friends with so many of them. Like

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I'm in that age pocket where it's like a

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lot of my friends are

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>> in that like

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>> they never did anything. Yeah. And

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they're really they're really

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scrambling.

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>> Yeah. And they're really desperate. And

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then they they want help, which is like,

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hey, I can't [ __ ] hold your hand.

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Exactly. You did this to yourself. Like,

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you should have paid attention to what

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we were all doing

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>> all those years ago.

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>> It's unnerving, too, when some of them

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like I have friends who are like

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>> you're like, dude, like we're in our

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40s. Yeah. And you're you're And the

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thing is, the worst part about it is you

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realize how much of it is dictated by

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fear. like they're just scared to do

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things. It's like someone who's scared

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to step in the gym or something, right?

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You're like, you're you're just scared

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to get your to take that step to do

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something.

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>> Scared to be uncomfortable is what it

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is.

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>> Yeah.

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>> Yeah. That's the thing. It's like most

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people are scared to be uncomfortable.

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So, they're scared to sit down in front

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of the computer and write. They don't

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write cuz they're scared to to be I

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don't The writing thing is the weirdest

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one.

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>> Fear of the unknown.

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>> Cuz I don't understand why that's even

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uncomfortable. But it is. I I get it. It

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is. I I avoid it sometimes. I come home

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and I'm like, I really should write, but

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I could watch YouTube. Yeah. And then

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I'll [ __ ] sit in front of the TV. I'm

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like, I earned this.

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>> Yeah.

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>> And then I'll watch YouTube.

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>> Anything to not do it. You look for

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distractions.

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>> The nights that I come home and I write

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though, I always feel way better. I feel

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better going to bed and I feel better

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getting up. I'm like, I did what I was

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supposed to do. Yay. Yay. Everything's

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going good.

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>> Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

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>> When I just watch some [ __ ] random

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YouTube video on ancient history.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. It's like, okay, why am I

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falling asleep at 2 in the morning and

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forcing myself to finish this [ __ ]

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hour and 50minute documentary on Syria?

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>> I do it [ __ ] all the time. I'm like,

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here's another Murder Doc. I'll just

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watch this.

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>> I don't watch those.

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>> Oh my god. It's all I watch.

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>> You know what I found out, too? I was I

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[laughter] found in the writer room, and

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I didn't realize this until I talked it

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out. We were talking about

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>> um you know, like cuz sometimes you're

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like, "What about this idea?" Right.

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Right. And someone will be like, "Well,

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you know, on that episode of like 30

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Rock or something." And I'll be like, "I

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never saw that." They go, "You never saw

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30 Rock?" And I'm like, "No." And then

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they go, "Oh, well, you know, like on

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The Office, I never watched The Office."

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They go, "You didn't watch The Office?"

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And then I started talking. I was like,

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"Oh, I've never watched any of these

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shows." And they're like, "What?" And I

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go, "Yeah, I guess I just don't like

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comedy." [laughter]

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And they're like, "What are you talking

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about?" I was like, "Dude, I've never

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seen The Office, 30 Rock, Sunny, all

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like the huge comedies of the last 20

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years. I've never seen them.

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>> I haven't seen them either."

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>> Yeah. Well, so and I'm like, "Well, I

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go, my rationale, my thinking is not

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that I don't like comedy. It's that it's

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like, you know, you I'm on stage all the

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time. I'm doing comedy. My friends are

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comedians. We're talking comedy. When I

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get home and I want to watch something,

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I don't want to watch that. I want to

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watch something else."

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>> I'm exactly That's exactly how I think

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of it. I want to watch dramas,

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thrillers,

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>> something's interesting. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Stranger Things.

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>> Yeah. So, I just end up never They're

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like, "This is pretty crazy, though.

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You're in a room of comedy writers and

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you've never watched an episode of

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comedy." And I'm like, "Yeah, I guess

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that is kind of weird."

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>> I I watched them when I was on one, you

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know, I'd watch other sitcoms to see

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what they were doing differently, you

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know, cuz it was kind of a new thing for

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me.

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>> Yeah, that makes sense.

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>> But, uh, after I was off news radio, I

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swore off sitcoms, too. And but then I

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did start watching them, some of them

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with my family. Uh, one of them I

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watched that I really used to [ __ ] on

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and I was wrong is The Big Bang Theory.

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Really [ __ ] good show, man.

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>> I mean, it was a massive hit.

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>> I was like, how is this stupid show a

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massive hit? But it was because I had

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seen clips online that were like retakes

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that they did without the laugh track.

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>> Uhhuh.

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>> But if you know, if you ever worked on a

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sitcom, you know what retakes are.

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Retakes are brutal. like you didn't get

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it right or the writers decided to

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change something or there's whatever for

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whatever reason you do a bunch of them

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after the audience leaves you know so I

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saw those without the laugh track and I

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was like what is this this is not funny

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this is terrible I'm like what is this

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like mundane boring [ __ ] drone you to

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sleep then I watched the show the actual

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show itself I was like oh this is a

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really well-written sitcom

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>> and it's interesting because the main

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guy is autistic and he is like

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[clears throat] totally socially

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[ __ ]

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>> yeah And it's funny though. It's But

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it's all about nerds. It's like It's a

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good show. It's a solid show.

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>> I mean, something that has that

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something gets that popular like this

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has to have something.

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>> But that's like stuff that I watch with

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my family. Like there's certain shows

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that I only watch with my family.

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>> Really?

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>> Yeah. That's one of You know what just

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happened with our kids is um they um

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they they started, you know, they they

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had like their movies that they always

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watch and kids, little kids have just a

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capacity to re-watch the [ __ ] out of

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things that you're like, Jesus Christ,

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>> I watched Frozen like 80 times.

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>> Oh my god, so many [laughter] [ __ ]

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times we watched these things.

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>> We watched Home Alone [ __ ] 145 times,

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right? Which is I think a lot of people

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do. But

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>> then all of a sudden we were like, "Oh,

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here's The Simpsons."

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>> And what we did was we started with

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episode one of the Simpsons. Oh, wow.

14:53

>> And what I was so surprised by, I was

14:56

because I was taken by just how how good

14:59

the old one, like we're watching like

15:01

season one, season two, like the really

15:02

old ones where where everything where it

15:04

took 18 months to produce an episode.

15:06

This is, you know, they had to handraw

15:07

everything.

15:08

>> The the writing and the jokes in them

15:11

are so good and so funny. And you're I'm

15:13

watching these little dudes like get the

15:15

jokes and they're and it's really funny.

15:17

I mean, it's really good, but we start

15:19

from the beginning. How many episodes is

15:21

the Simpsons still on the air, right?

15:22

>> I think so. It's like season [ __ ] 42

15:25

or some [ __ ]

15:25

>> That is so wild. And no one gets old.

15:28

>> No, these characters are just cartoons.

15:31

>> And now they can do them uh timely

15:33

because of technology. So now they can

15:35

like produce it in a week or something.

15:36

>> Oh, that's crazy.

15:38

>> Yeah,

15:39

>> that's crazy.

15:40

>> Cuz they don't have to hand draw

15:41

everything.

15:41

>> Well, didn't they like farm it all out

15:43

to [ __ ]

15:44

>> I think so.

15:44

>> South America or some [ __ ]

15:45

>> They probably I'm sure.

15:46

>> Yeah, I think they did. Some Indian. I

15:48

think they they taught some Asian people

15:50

how to how to draw,

15:51

>> how to do it. And like I mean there's

15:53

something also that like you appreciate

15:54

about the old animation that's cool that

15:57

>> clunky. Yeah.

15:58

>> Yeah. It doesn't exist in the but it's

16:00

still it's so funny.

16:01

>> Like the first South Park. The first

16:03

South Park was super clunky. Yeah. What

16:04

would Barry Pano do?

16:06

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]

16:08

>> And then they also embraced that it's

16:10

supposed to look this certain way,

16:12

right? Like they that whole thing was

16:14

like it's it was they embrace that like

16:16

the look is not like slick,

16:19

>> right?

16:19

>> Yeah.

16:20

>> I mean it's also you can get away with

16:22

so much more when it's not even remotely

16:23

realistic.

16:24

>> Yeah.

16:24

>> Like the time that gay teacher stuffed

16:26

Paris Hilton up his ass.

16:28

>> Like how could you do that on any other

16:30

show? Imagine if you you said we're

16:32

going to do um South Park but with CGI

16:35

and real people. They're like, "What the

16:36

[ __ ] are you talking about? Kenny's

16:38

going to die in every episode violently

16:39

and everyone's going to laugh."

16:41

>> What?

16:41

>> No. Yeah.

16:42

>> What? His brains splattered all over the

16:44

concrete. Oh my god, you killed Kenny.

16:46

>> You killed Kenny.

16:46

>> What?

16:47

>> Yeah, it has to be.

16:48

>> No, it has to be fake.

16:49

>> Fake. Yeah.

16:50

>> Yeah. And it has to be fake kids.

16:52

>> Totally.

16:53

>> Cuz kids are kind of They bounce off

16:55

stuff. They get hurt. It's kind of

16:56

funny.

16:57

>> Yeah, they do.

16:58

>> Yeah. They just [ __ ] They don't get

16:59

hurt as easy. When they get hurt, it's

17:00

like not that big a deal. They bang into

17:02

things. Whereas an old person falls in

17:04

the bathtub, they break a hip, and

17:05

they're dead in a year.

17:06

>> My youngest like slow falls all the

17:08

time, and we're [laughter] like, "What

17:09

the [ __ ] is going on?" And he's never

17:11

hurt.

17:12

>> He's practicing.

17:13

>> Yeah. He's just like And he tumbles.

17:16

>> Yeah. Well, they're [ __ ] made out of

17:18

like they're they're flexible. They're

17:20

all pliable and [ __ ]

17:21

>> Yeah. The way they even like the way a

17:23

kid can sit and you're like, "How are

17:24

your legs doing that, bro?"

17:26

>> After a while, [ __ ] gets stiff.

17:27

>> It gets real stiff. Yeah.

17:28

>> Do you ever do any yoga?

17:29

>> I did. I haven't in a while.

17:30

>> Well, remember when we did it? That was

17:32

our first challenge. Right.

17:33

>> I do. And that was awesome. And then a

17:36

few like a year or two ago, I I started

17:39

doing some yoga here and it was so

17:41

challenging. I was like, "Fuck, this is

17:43

really hard."

17:43

>> Was it the same kind or different?

17:45

>> Um, just like No, it wasn't it wasn't a

17:48

hot yoga. It was just like, you know,

17:49

you're going through all the positions.

17:51

I don't know how to even describe it.

17:53

>> Yeah, all the poses. And I was like,

17:56

man, I was, you know, shaking in in

17:57

certain poses. And I was it was really

17:59

challenging and I have not done it in a

18:01

while. I probably should do it again.

18:02

Was it the same kind of yoga though or

18:04

were the poses different?

18:05

>> No, the same kind of poses. The same

18:07

kind. Yeah. Just not hot.

18:08

>> Hot's the way to go.

18:09

>> Hot's rad.

18:10

>> Yeah, it's harder.

18:12

>> It is. I remember I did do a hot yoga

18:15

here in Austin like in July. I was like,

18:17

this isn't much different than outside

18:19

right now. [laughter]

18:20

And uh I I remember like feeling so

18:24

relieved when I saw somebody tap out of

18:26

the room before me. I was like, I can't

18:28

tap out first. [laughter] Just watching

18:30

people. want some guys. I was like, I

18:31

got to get I was like, all right, I'm

18:32

going to get out of here in a minute.

18:33

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>> I remember the first time I did it, I

20:03

was like, I can't believe how hard this

20:05

is. I can't believe all these little old

20:07

ladies are walking into this thing with

20:08

this rolled up foam mat and I'm like,

20:11

>> you guys think you're working out?

20:12

>> Yeah.

20:12

>> Meanwhile, they're working out way

20:13

harder than me.

20:15

>> I was literally getting strangled and it

20:18

was easier. I was going to jiu-jitsu and

20:20

I was getting [ __ ] arm barred and

20:22

that was easier. Yeah. Than going and

20:25

and [ __ ] stretching my feet out with

20:26

these little old ladies

20:27

>> and seeing like how these mother like

20:29

you'll see somebody who's like [snorts]

20:30

physicality is not like that not like

20:33

they look fit let's say but you're not

20:35

like holy [ __ ] look at this person

20:37

>> and the way that they're holding

20:38

themselves

20:39

>> up on their hands and their whole body

20:41

is sitting on on you know what I mean

20:43

like their knees are on their elbows and

20:44

you're like how the [ __ ] are you holding

20:45

yourself like this?

20:46

>> Yeah. And very impressive. It's a weird

20:49

It's a impressive thing that you only

20:51

know it's impressive when you try to do

20:53

it.

20:53

>> This is why I have this uh theory that

20:55

everybody should try things like that

20:59

jiu-jitsu a boxing class even if you go

21:02

one time just once, right?

21:04

>> To have just so you have an idea of what

21:07

you don't know,

21:08

>> right?

21:08

>> You know what I mean? Because like every

21:10

dude thinks he can fight,

21:11

>> right? you know, and I'm like, I know my

21:15

limits so much in that regard because

21:17

I've been in classes. I've done classes.

21:20

>> So, I I know so much. I'm not an expert,

21:23

but I know how much I don't know. You

21:25

know what I mean? Like, yeah,

21:26

>> I've rolled on I've done jiu-jitsu

21:28

classes. I've done boxing classes, and

21:29

I'm like, "Oh, this these guys can

21:31

[ __ ] kill me." [laughter] You know,

21:33

>> but you don't know that before you do

21:35

it,

21:35

>> right?

21:36

>> You don't know how hard that [ __ ] is.

21:37

>> Yeah.

21:38

>> You don't know. I mean, like, boxing is

21:39

a funny one because people think they're

21:42

like, "I can throw a punch." Like, you

21:43

don't even have the fundamentals of of

21:45

how to throw a punch. You don't even

21:46

know how to throw a punch technically.

21:48

>> Not only that, how many can you throw

21:49

before you're totally exhausted?

21:51

>> Oh, the the exhaustion is is is real

21:54

crazy.

21:54

>> How many you got in your tank? You got

21:55

10 punches.

21:57

>> A lot of people like throw they throw

21:58

hay makers and they think they're

21:59

throwing it. You're like, that's not

22:00

even a punch, you Oh, it is if it lands,

22:03

>> I guess, but it's not like it's

22:04

definitely not a punch that would would

22:07

really have that much of an effect on

22:10

somebody who knows what they're doing. I

22:11

mean, you could probably land that on

22:13

someone who also doesn't fight.

22:15

>> You can land a lot of things on people

22:16

if they don't know you're going to punch

22:17

them.

22:17

>> Yeah.

22:18

>> That's why sucker punches work.

22:19

>> Yeah. Whenever I when I used to teach

22:21

martial arts, one of the first things I

22:22

would tell people is you have to realize

22:23

that action is so much faster than

22:26

reaction. So, the reason why a sucker

22:28

punch works is because you have no idea

22:31

that this person is going to do it and

22:32

then by the time they're doing it, it's

22:34

too late.

22:34

>> It's too late for you.

22:35

>> You don't react in time. That's why

22:36

people get punched like that. You can't

22:38

I'm like, you can't ever let anybody get

22:40

close enough.

22:41

>> You can't ever let anybody that's

22:42

threatening you get into position where

22:44

they think like you think that they

22:46

could hit you and you you don't know

22:47

what's coming,

22:48

>> right?

22:48

>> Because it can happen too fast.

22:49

>> So, that's why you got to you have to

22:51

have your awareness to uh that somebody

22:53

approaching you is already a threat or

22:55

can

22:55

>> 100%. Yeah. Like remember the time I got

22:57

in that stupid thing on Fear Factor?

22:59

>> Yes.

22:59

>> With that guy? That was 100% my thought

23:02

process. Like this guy could punch me in

23:03

any second.

23:04

>> Yeah. So you have to act.

23:05

>> Yeah. I had to grab him. But it was one

23:07

of those moments where I was like, "All

23:09

right, this is a very angry person

23:12

that's already irrational. What's most

23:15

irrational?" Sucker punching the host.

23:17

>> Yeah.

23:17

>> And also, this is like, you got to think

23:19

of reality TV. What is everyone trying

23:21

to do? Everyone's trying to go viral.

23:22

They're all trying to have a clip that

23:24

gets played over and over again. They're

23:26

all trying to get everybody to watch the

23:28

show. So, they're all acting in the most

23:30

outrageous way possible.

23:31

>> Yeah.

23:32

>> I think it's like between that and

23:34

social media, it's it's been like poison

23:36

in our civility in our culture. The way

23:39

people communicate, the way people view

23:42

like famous people is totally different

23:44

now. Cuz you used to be famous because

23:47

you were Amy Winehouse. Like, oh, I love

23:48

your music. Now it's you're just famous

23:50

for whatever the [ __ ] reason. being

23:52

famous for just acting a fool. Like just

23:54

being a complete [ __ ]

23:55

>> Yeah. Being some guy who's famous for

23:57

stealing people's hats.

23:58

>> Yeah.

23:58

>> Just run up and grab people's hats

24:00

everywhere. That's That's your TikTok.

24:02

>> Or Yeah. You go up to people and like

24:03

you whisper in their ear when they're at

24:05

they're at like a a Home Depot and

24:08

people go, "Hey."

24:09

>> Speaking of which, did you see what

24:10

Andre Arloski got into it with these

24:13

[ __ ] influencers? I bet they didn't

24:14

know who he is.

24:16

>> Yes, I did see a clip of that.

24:17

>> Yeah, I bet they didn't know who he is.

24:18

They started [ __ ] with former UFC

24:20

heavyweight champion Andre Arlovski.

24:22

>> Yeah. Not a good move.

24:23

>> He's all, first of all, he's [ __ ]

24:25

gigantic.

24:25

>> Yeah.

24:26

>> And he's one of the baddest

24:27

[ __ ] ever. Like that guy just

24:29

recently retired from the UFC or was

24:32

released, I should say. He's not even

24:34

done fighting. He started fighting.

24:36

>> He was he won the UFC title, I think, in

24:39

2005.

24:40

>> Yeah.

24:41

>> That's 20 [ __ ] years ago. And the guy

24:44

was still beating people that are like

24:47

elite fighters just a few years ago.

24:50

>> And that's who you go pick on.

24:52

>> You go pick on that guy.

24:53

>> Good [laughter] luck.

24:54

>> I think he beat Travis Brown in like

24:56

2016 or 17. Travis Brown was super

25:00

legit. Real dangerous.

25:01

>> Yeah,

25:02

>> Arloski was a bad [ __ ] dude.

25:04

>> I went to a a Travis Brown fight once

25:06

with you.

25:07

>> Travis Brown was a bad [ __ ]

25:08

Travis Brown completely changed the way

25:11

people look at the clinch because he

25:13

elbowed so many people into oblivion. If

25:16

you got a hold of a single on that guy

25:18

and your head was right there or a

25:20

double, anything where you're trying to

25:21

take him down against the cage and hit

25:23

your head is right there. That [ __ ]

25:25

dude boom. Yeah, he we literally called

25:28

them Travis Brown elbows

25:30

>> cuz everybody does it, but Travis Brown

25:32

did it better than anybody.

25:33

>> That and those um those forearm

25:36

>> shots that people take, you're like,

25:38

>> "Yeah, it's brutal. It's such a brutal

25:40

sport." It's It's so crazy.

25:42

>> That is so [ __ ] crazy. Yeah, I would

25:44

not [ __ ] with somebody. I mean, I don't

25:46

[ __ ] with anybody, but like if I saw

25:47

that guy be the last guy I'd be like,

25:49

"Oh,

25:49

>> so many people out there in the world

25:51

now know how to fight." When I was a

25:53

kid, almost no one knew how to fight.

25:55

There was like wrestlers, never [ __ ]

25:57

with wrestlers, and there was like, "Oh,

25:58

the guy, he's Golden Gloves boxer. Oh,

26:00

don't [ __ ] with him." Yeah. Like,

26:01

everybody knew who you could and

26:03

couldn't [ __ ] with.

26:04

>> Now, everybody knows something. And

26:06

kids, they learn just by wa they'll

26:08

they'll watch a Charles Oliver fight and

26:10

they'll practice in their [ __ ] living

26:11

room and next thing you know, they they

26:12

know how to do a real triangle.

26:14

>> Yeah.

26:14

>> Like, you can watch a lot of [ __ ] on

26:16

YouTube videos and learn without even

26:18

taking classes. When kids are like

26:20

learning, some athletic kids, like a kid

26:22

that maybe is really good at baseball,

26:24

really good at soccer or something like

26:25

that, you can teach him some moves

26:27

pretty quick and he's he's going to know

26:28

how to deliver it.

26:29

>> My oldest does does it twice a week and

26:32

he's been he's he's athletic kid. He's

26:34

got some proficiency and he keeps moving

26:36

up, you know, and kill you.

26:37

>> Well, he start we also start we [ __ ]

26:40

around because he's they're two little

26:41

boys. this dude will immediately like go

26:45

just put me in an arm bar. And I'm like,

26:47

yo. [laughter]

26:48

And I'm like, and the only thing that

26:50

like saves me is that I'm still so much

26:53

bigger, you know, and and stronger. But

26:56

I'm like,

26:56

>> you might have to start taking classes

26:57

or he's not going to listen.

26:59

>> The clock is ticking.

27:00

>> When he's like 16 or 17.

27:01

>> Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, that would be a

27:03

problem. Real problem.

27:04

>> Well, that's also a weird problem, too,

27:06

because all of a sudden you can do

27:07

things to men. Like I remember thinking

27:10

that when I was like 16, 16, 17 when I

27:13

was competing.

27:14

>> Yeah.

27:14

>> I all of a sudden I could beat men up. I

27:16

was like, "This is crazy. This is

27:18

>> crazy." Yeah.

27:18

>> Yeah. This is weird. All All my life men

27:21

were terrifying. Like men were Men get

27:23

angry. Men will hit you. You run from

27:25

the men. And now I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ]

27:27

this grown [laughter] ass man up." It

27:29

was crazy. It was a crazy transition.

27:31

>> I can see his wheels turning, dude.

27:33

>> Right. So he's going to know he can do

27:34

it now. So he's going to want to do it.

27:36

Come on, Dad.

27:37

>> Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad. What are you

27:38

going to do, Dad? Like, you're [ __ ]

27:40

grounded. [ __ ] you. I'm not grounded.

27:41

I'll choke you out. Like, what?

27:43

[laughter]

27:44

>> You're in the [ __ ] hallway. You can't

27:45

even get away.

27:46

>> Yeah.

27:46

>> And he's 17 now. He probably weighs a

27:49

buck 80.

27:50

>> And they

27:50

>> kind of ripped. He's got abs. They get

27:52

embarrassed.

27:53

>> Oh, yeah. They called us and they're

27:54

like, "Hey, he's really good." They're

27:55

like, "For they're like, "He's he's he's

27:57

really got a skill at this."

27:59

>> Well, jiu-jitsu is athleticism is

28:02

massive, but also intelligence. It's

28:05

hard to be dumb and get really good at

28:07

jiu-jitsu. He's a smart kid. The other

28:09

thing that's very different, and I think

28:10

you see this when you have m when you

28:12

have more than one, you know, you have

28:13

two kids or more,

28:15

>> you start to see that like, oh, some

28:17

qualities in people's personalities are

28:20

innate qualities, right? Like you just

28:22

especially because, you know, you have

28:23

your one, you're like, oh, this is what

28:24

every this is what a kid's like. Then

28:26

you're like, oh, the other kid's not

28:27

like this. They have these other

28:28

qualities, right?

28:29

>> And one thing about him that you just

28:31

pick up on by being his parent is he's

28:34

like he's very competitive. like very

28:36

very competitive and so he's

28:38

intelligent, he's competitive and he's

28:41

athletic

28:42

>> and so you go like oh yeah he's he's

28:44

just very driven, you know,

28:46

>> well he should probably compete cuz when

28:48

you're young, if you learn how to

28:49

compete when you're young, oh my god, it

28:51

has so many benefits for the rest of

28:52

your life because it's so scary and then

28:55

you overcome it and if you become

28:56

successful at it, you kind of feel like

28:58

you could be successful at anything.

28:59

>> Yeah.

28:59

>> Because you've been successful at

29:01

something that's scary.

29:02

>> Yeah, exactly. He got into

29:03

>> Get him in tournaments, man. He got into

29:05

uh running.

29:06

>> Oh boy.

29:07

>> So like a couple years ago I was getting

29:10

ready. We were going to do a 5K and I

29:12

was way out of shape. I was like I got

29:13

to start running. So the first thing I

29:15

did is I ran a mile

29:17

and he tried to run with I mean he was

29:19

like you know let's say like seven years

29:21

old or something. And I ran the mile in

29:24

like I don't know 930. I was I mean I

29:27

was dying right? I was like [ __ ] it. Oh

29:30

my god. He couldn't quite keep up with

29:32

me in this one mile run. He's a

29:34

seven-year-old kid. This year he ran two

29:38

miles in 1238.

29:40

>> Whoa.

29:41

>> So he ran six and six

29:43

>> cuz he didn't like the fact that he

29:44

wasn't good at running.

29:45

>> He just [ __ ] and he would get up and be

29:47

like, "I'm going to go train." I'm like,

29:48

"Okay." [laughter]

29:48

>> Oh, Jesus Christ. You got a psycho.

29:50

>> Yeah, he he's a psycho.

29:52

>> He's a psycho.

29:52

>> He's running up hills and [ __ ] And I

29:54

was he he's like, "Come with me." And so

29:56

like I have an adult with me. He's just

29:58

running up and down this hill over and

29:59

over and over. Yeah. He's like very But

30:01

it's self. It's not me going, you got to

30:03

go run,

30:04

>> right? You know, it's inside his head.

30:05

>> It's in his head.

30:06

>> Wow. If I was a coach, I'd be like, "Get

30:09

that kid young. Grab him.

30:11

>> Grab him."

30:11

>> That's what we want.

30:12

>> Yeah. Yeah.

30:12

>> What you want is an intelligent psycho.

30:14

>> Mhm.

30:15

>> You know, intelligent, driven, hyper

30:17

competitive psycho.

30:18

>> Hyper compet. The other kid, my

30:20

youngest, will walk up a flight of

30:21

stairs. He goes, "My legs hurt."

30:23

[laughter] Like I'm like, "What?" He

30:25

goes, "I want to go rest." I'm like, "We

30:26

just walked up a [ __ ] flight of

30:27

stairs." [laughter]

30:28

He's like, "I know, but my legs are

30:30

killing me." Like, it's completely

30:32

[snorts] different.

30:32

>> It's so funny that that that is such the

30:34

case. It's such the case. It's It's

30:37

interesting because there is this

30:38

thought of like what a personality is.

30:40

Like, where does it all come from? It's

30:42

like a combination of so many different

30:43

things.

30:44

>> It's a combination of nature, nurture,

30:46

genetics.

30:47

>> It's everything. You're right. My

30:49

>> It's also being exposed to things that

30:50

bring that out of you.

30:52

>> Yes.

30:52

>> You know what I mean? Like imagine if he

30:54

had never been exposed to the running,

30:55

never done jiu-jitsu, never done

30:57

anything. Then what happens to that?

30:58

Yeah.

30:59

>> The other kid, he's like um

31:01

>> you could tell he has he has he has like

31:04

a comedian's

31:07

mindset

31:08

>> cuz he's he's a complainer,

31:10

>> you know? Like every like funny person

31:12

complains.

31:13

>> Oh yeah.

31:13

>> Like the other day I was in the writer

31:16

room and I ate something. I was like in

31:18

the writer room but I was my stomach was

31:20

like [ __ ] me up all day. I was on the

31:22

toilet. I was like it was like brutal to

31:24

get through the day.

31:25

>> All the macros. I get home and I I he's

31:29

in my room watching TV and I lay down. I

31:32

go, "Hey, can you turn that off cuz like

31:34

uh I want I want to rest. Like my

31:37

stomach is bothering me." And he goes,

31:39

"Oh, you want to snooze?" [laughter]

31:42

>> How old is he?

31:43

>> Seven.

31:45

He goes, "You want to snooze?"

31:47

[laughter]

31:47

>> He goes, "I almost [ __ ] threw up

31:49

today." And I go, "What?" He goes,

31:51

"Yeah, my stomach's been I go, Dude,

31:52

I've been on the toilet for like 3

31:54

hours, please." And he goes, "All right,

31:56

why don't you have your little snooze?

31:57

I'll go out here." He's like very

32:00

animated, you know?

32:00

>> It's hilarious.

32:01

>> And then he saw me wear a suit.

32:03

>> This is insane. He saw me wear a suit.

32:06

And I'm like walking out of the house

32:08

and he goes, "Hey." I go, "What?" He

32:10

goes, "Where's my suit?" And I go,

32:12

[laughter]

32:12

"What?"

32:14

And then I'm not kidding you. He goes,

32:16

"I look like a [ __ ] asshole."

32:18

[laughter]

32:19

I go, "What are you talking about?" He

32:21

goes, "You're in a suit. I look like an

32:23

asshole." He goes, "Get me a suit." And

32:25

I go, "Oh my god." I go, "You don't need

32:27

a suit." And he goes, "Yes, I do. Why do

32:29

you get to look like that? I look like a

32:30

[ __ ] asshole." [laughter]

32:32

And I was like, "All right, bro." He's

32:34

always,

32:36

>> you know, I mean, he's always like

32:37

complaining.

32:38

>> That's complain. And it's just funny cuz

32:40

we

32:40

>> That would be an an amazing sitcom

32:42

scene.

32:43

>> I know.

32:44

>> If you had a kid like that, that would

32:45

be I look like a [ __ ] [ __ ] That

32:47

would be an amazing scene.

32:49

>> We call him Joe Peshy [laughter] because

32:51

he's always talking like that. He's

32:53

always bothered, you know, he's always

32:55

hot and you're like, [snorts] "This is

32:57

not a big deal, man." He's like, "Yes,

32:59

it is."

33:00

>> That's hilarious.

33:00

>> Always dri Yeah. He's just fired up

33:02

about [ __ ]

33:03

>> That's hilarious. That's

33:04

>> But that's also in him. You know what I

33:06

mean? It's part of his personality.

33:08

>> Yeah.

33:09

>> It's weird. It's like kids get something

33:11

from you, right? They get some genetics

33:15

and then they kind of get whatever that

33:16

gift the universe gives.

33:18

>> Totally.

33:18

>> Whereas like that kid is not like either

33:20

one of us. Like where'd you come from?

33:21

Christina thinks that he she's every

33:23

time he's like fired up about something

33:25

and I'm like look at this kid she goes

33:27

that is you [ __ ] you.

33:30

>> I'm like no. And she goes yes.

33:32

>> Well you have a little of that in you.

33:34

>> Yeah

33:34

>> you definitely do. I remember one of the

33:36

thing one of the most impressive things

33:37

about our sober October thing was you

33:40

got the flu and so you were out of it

33:42

for like a couple of days and so the

33:44

moment you got back where you felt good

33:46

you ran like 15 miles

33:48

>> in a day. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah,

33:51

>> bro. We were all going nuts.

33:53

>> Yeah, I was cuz I was like, I can't be

33:55

like dead dead last. You know what I

33:58

mean? Like I was like, I just can't. I

34:00

was in the gym at the old studio with

34:02

Ari and Ari uh he's like, can I use your

34:04

gym? I'm like, of course. He's like,

34:06

after the podcast, I'm going to work

34:07

out. I got to get my numbers in. And so

34:09

I was hanging out with him while he was

34:11

rowing and he's got a [ __ ] six-pack.

34:13

>> Yeah.

34:13

>> I was like, this is crazy. Go, Ari, you

34:15

have a six-pack now. I go, you're

34:16

ripped. I go, you look great. He's like,

34:19

"Oh, thanks."

34:20

>> And he was just [ __ ] rowing. He rode

34:22

for a full hour, man, with a chest strap

34:24

on, like racking up his numbers.

34:26

>> It was the same voice in his head going,

34:27

"Don't be dead last."

34:29

>> We all We all knew your crazy ass was

34:31

going to be

34:32

>> going like totally psycho. So, we were

34:34

just like, "We can't be dead last of the

34:36

rest of us."

34:37

>> Ari was trying to beat me.

34:38

>> Yeah,

34:39

>> 100%. I know he was.

34:40

>> Yeah, but you were like pissing blood.

34:42

We were like, "All right, [laughter]

34:42

this guy's this guy's a little too

34:45

crazy."

34:45

>> [snorts]

34:45

>> Well, I decided one day to just like

34:47

take it to to like the I wanted to see

34:50

like what can I do that was the day I

34:53

did seven hours of cardio,

34:54

>> I think,

34:56

>> and set off my alarm in my gym for my

34:58

sweat.

34:59

>> Jesus,

34:59

>> I set off the fire alarm

35:00

>> from just being so hot.

35:01

>> There's a video of it. There's a video

35:02

on Instagram of the puddles on the

35:05

ground are the most preposterous thing.

35:06

I I sweat puddles.

35:08

>> I think your wife too, right? Cuz my was

35:10

like can't do this anymore.

35:11

>> She was like, "What are you doing? Like

35:13

you're not spending any time with your

35:14

family. You're just like so obsessed

35:16

with this thing.

35:16

>> It was like I um I rem.

35:21

>> Yeah.

35:21

>> That's what it was like for me. It was

35:23

like, "Oh, I forgot that guy's in

35:24

there."

35:25

>> Yeah.

35:25

>> I don't necessarily like that guy.

35:27

>> Yeah.

35:27

>> He He scares me. It's like I don't like

35:30

something. Scares me. Not Not being

35:32

dramatic. This is what it is

35:34

>> that that could derail your life. So you

35:38

could that obsession could take over

35:40

again with something with anything and

35:43

then I won't be doing anything but that

35:45

thing like that's one of the reasons why

35:46

I like to do a lot of stuff is because I

35:49

I don't want

35:50

>> one obsession

35:51

>> that yeah I don't want that one

35:53

>> that brain to focus on it's not good for

35:55

mental health. It's really good for

35:57

success like if you're [snorts] really

35:59

going to get

36:00

>> really good at one thing that's the

36:02

thing but for overall happiness I don't

36:04

find that to be appealing. I don't like

36:06

that feeling. Like that sober October

36:08

feeling was kind of crazy.

36:10

>> This is kind of why like I feel like I

36:12

I'm trying to embrace a lifestyle that's

36:15

not that's accessible but not dramatic.

36:18

Like I could go and go I'm going to do,

36:21

you know, two and a half hours at the

36:23

gym every day. And I'm sure my results

36:26

would would show,

36:27

>> right? I want to look like Iron Man or

36:29

whoever. But the my problem is like

36:31

>> is like it's like not that doesn't feel

36:33

like I'm going to run out at some point

36:35

and be like this is unsustainable. So

36:37

I'd rather

36:38

>> it's going to take from your other

36:39

things.

36:39

>> Yeah. Exactly. I got I got to do it

36:41

where like I'll do an hour and change

36:43

what you know of training and then try

36:46

to dial in eating and like that's that's

36:48

you can keep that.

36:49

>> Yes.

36:49

>> That's that's sustainable,

36:50

>> right? Exactly.

36:52

>> Yeah. Um but it's like what are you

36:54

trying it depends on what you're trying

36:55

to do. So like we both have families. We

36:58

both have a lot, you know, there's a lot

36:59

of people in our lives. You can't just

37:01

be a maniac and focus on one thing.

37:04

>> 10 hour like Gordon Ryan, that's his Abu

37:07

Dhabi belt up there.

37:08

>> Oh yeah.

37:08

>> That guy trains 365

37:11

days a year.

37:12

>> Yeah.

37:12

>> He doesn't take [ __ ] you for Christmas.

37:15

[ __ ] you for your birthday.

37:16

>> Oh, it's Easteression. [ __ ] you.

37:19

>> Well, that's how he became the best of

37:20

all time. Like if you really want to do

37:22

something, but but he doesn't have kids.

37:25

>> He's not married. He's only, you know,

37:27

now he's 30, but he did all this when he

37:29

was in his mid20s.

37:31

>> That's also the the age to be that

37:32

obsessed with something.

37:33

>> Exactly. Especially if you want to do

37:35

this one thing that everybody else is

37:37

working really hard, too. You got to

37:38

figure out how to separate yourself. And

37:40

it's like if you're running an

37:42

ultramarathon and you have 200 miles to

37:46

run and you take time and you're running

37:49

and you're running at a really good

37:50

pace, maybe even a faster pace than

37:52

other people, but then you take naps.

37:54

You take a nap for an hour or two hours

37:55

or three hours and then you say, "Look,

37:57

it'll be better this way and then I'll

37:59

be revived. I'm still really ahead."

38:01

That guy who's not going to take any

38:02

naps is going to beat you. Yeah. Because

38:04

he's just going to keep running. He's

38:05

going to keep running and before you

38:06

know it, a lot of these ultras, like the

38:08

guy who wins, they win by like 10 hours.

38:11

>> They win by nutty time. Courtney

38:13

Dewalter, the lady who was on our

38:15

podcast once, she ran the Bigfoot 240, I

38:18

think, and I think she was like eight

38:21

hours ahead of the second place person.

38:23

I kind of don't understand the mentality

38:26

that the ultra people have. Like I feel

38:28

like it's dark.

38:29

>> Yeah. I'm like I don't get it. How do

38:31

you how you actually get there?

38:33

>> Well, you you have to be a complete nut

38:35

and then you have to want to test

38:37

yourself to the point of almost death

38:39

because that's what these people are

38:40

doing. They're running like Gogggins.

38:42

[snorts]

38:43

He ran one of these [ __ ] things, got

38:45

rabdo. So rabdomiosis was when you you

38:48

you worked out too hard. Your body can't

38:49

recover and you start pissing brown real

38:52

bad. Your kidneys are breaking down. He

38:54

had to go to the hospital. Went to the

38:55

hospital, got out of the hospital,

38:58

completed the race, [sighs]

38:59

>> and then he did like a 100 push-ups.

39:02

He's [ __ ] like there's he he's like

39:05

he's getting to the door of death.

39:08

>> Yeah.

39:09

>> Just the door.

39:10

>> And that's how he feels normal.

39:12

>> Yeah. He feels alive by like getting his

39:15

body to and he's 50 by the way.

39:17

>> [ __ ] crazy.

39:18

>> Yeah, he's a maniac.

39:19

>> Did you watch, by the way, did you watch

39:20

the um Anthony Joshua Jake Paul?

39:23

>> I did. Of course I did. Yeah,

39:24

>> I would I would have guessed.

39:25

>> Yeah, I had to watch it. It's spectacle.

39:28

>> Yeah.

39:29

>> Um

39:30

look, that guy did great for someone

39:34

who's been boxing for like less than a

39:36

decade.

39:38

He has had no real um professional

39:42

opponents other than Tommy Fury that

39:44

were legitimate world-class boxers.

39:46

>> I don't even remember what happened in

39:48

the Tommy Fury.

39:48

>> He lost a close decision, but it was a

39:50

good fight. It [clears throat] was a

39:51

good fight though. He's a good boxer. If

39:53

he wasn't a YouTuber, people would be

39:56

way more impressed with him. The problem

39:57

is he was like a famous kid and then no

40:00

one took him seriously.

40:01

>> Yeah.

40:02

>> But

40:02

>> Oh, and then he started too with like

40:04

more spectacish fights. People were

40:06

like, "Oh, this is you're he fought, you

40:08

know, Nate Robinson, like a basketball

40:09

player."

40:10

>> But the thing is, he knocked Nate

40:11

Robinson knocked him the [ __ ] out. And

40:13

it's the way he did it that I was trying

40:14

to tell people. I'm like, "No, no, no.

40:16

That was skillful." So, like there's

40:18

there's like boxing matches where you

40:20

see two guys just slugging it out. One

40:22

guy lands a punch and yeah, he landed a

40:24

good punch.

40:25

>> What Jake did is he slid back and landed

40:28

a punch. Yeah.

40:29

>> It's like the athleticism along with the

40:31

intelligence, the technique. I'm like,

40:33

he's not even doing it that long. And

40:35

he's also hyper competitive even though

40:36

he's wealthy,

40:38

>> you know, like you would assume that

40:39

wealth would take away your drive for

40:41

competition.

40:42

>> He's also nuts, right? Just the fact

40:45

that he's willing to fight the two-time

40:47

heavyweight champion, former Olympic

40:49

gold medalist,

40:50

>> a guy who's gigantic in his pride, built

40:53

like a Greek god.

40:54

>> Yeah.

40:55

>> And and you're going to stand and he's a

40:56

one punch killer. And you're going to

40:58

stand in front of that guy. And he

40:59

avoided shots till the sixth round. He

41:01

just started getting tired.

41:02

>> Yeah. His movement in that fight was

41:04

crazy.

41:04

>> It was very good. Yeah, it was very

41:06

good.

41:06

>> He was really keeping him moving around

41:09

the whole ring. And then

41:10

>> you can't afford to get tired. And

41:11

that's the thing is like he gets tired

41:13

in a lot of his fights in the later

41:14

rounds. You should really sort that out

41:16

because if you did if he had a much

41:18

bigger gas tank, like if he was training

41:21

with uh like some of these elite

41:24

worldclass strength and conditioning

41:26

coaches and just worked on his cardio,

41:28

he'd be beating way more guys.

41:30

>> You think so?

41:31

>> Yeah. 100%. But it's like what he's

41:34

doing is learning how to box and he's

41:35

boxing and he's training hard for sure.

41:38

But the to to get that worldass gas

41:41

tank, you need like a Sam Caliva. You

41:44

need like a Nick Kers on. You need like

41:45

these plyometrics experts that are got

41:49

heart rate monitors on you and they're

41:51

they're checking when your recovery is

41:52

ready and go. And you're [ __ ] Yeah.

41:54

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need guys

41:57

monitoring your recovery, monitoring

41:59

your heart rate variability, your V2

42:00

max.

42:02

>> I don't and maybe he is, maybe I'm

42:04

wrong, maybe he is doing that, but

42:06

whatever it is, it's not enough.

42:07

>> It's not enough because in so many of

42:09

his fights, like the Nate Diaz fight, he

42:11

gets tired in the later rounds. In the

42:12

beginning, look,

42:13

>> if that guy is only fighting three

42:15

rounds, he's a [ __ ] handful. He's

42:17

really good.

42:18

>> Yeah,

42:18

>> he clocked Anthony Joshua. He did hit

42:20

him with a big right hand.

42:21

>> He did.

42:22

>> Didn't have any effect. Yeah,

42:23

>> because he's, you know, really he

42:26

weighed 216, but he's he's don't doesn't

42:28

even have abs, right? At 216. He could

42:30

easily weigh 190. I'm sure he could make

42:32

190. Yeah. Anthony Joshua's gigantic.

42:34

>> So big.

42:35

>> He's so big. He's so much bigger. So, of

42:37

course, like his punch that he knocks

42:39

Tyron Woodley out cold with, Joshua just

42:41

eats it.

42:42

>> Yeah,

42:42

>> cuz he's a giant. [laughter]

42:44

>> He's a [ __ ] giant man.

42:46

>> So big, dude.

42:46

>> He's so big. He's ter I give I give Jake

42:50

so much credit for stepping into that

42:52

ring,

42:53

>> bro. He got hit with a bomb. A right

42:56

hand bomb

42:57

>> when he got hit with that too. I don't I

42:59

don't know if enough has been made of

43:00

the fact that I mean it was absolutely

43:04

devastating. But the fact that he had

43:06

awareness immediately to go like like he

43:08

looked at the oh [ __ ] like wow it wasn't

43:12

cracked. I think he went into that fight

43:15

knowing that was probably going to

43:17

happen and ultimately the big win for

43:20

him would be that he was even willing to

43:22

do it and that he could do well for a

43:25

little bit.

43:25

>> For a little bit. Yeah.

43:26

>> Yeah. And then eventually just deal with

43:27

the fact that Anthony Joshua is going to

43:29

ko a bomb.

43:30

>> Yeah.

43:31

>> And breaks his jaw in two places.

43:33

>> Yeah.

43:34

>> He's [ __ ] His jaws wired shut now. He

43:35

lost teeth.

43:37

>> See, I mean, he made it to the sixth

43:38

round.

43:39

>> Yeah.

43:39

>> Pretty wild. Do they put your teeth back

43:41

in when they pop out like that or are

43:42

they gone forever?

43:43

>> I don't know. I don't know. But it's

43:45

just wired shut for like 6 weeks now.

43:47

>> Yeah. You got to eat nothing but protein

43:49

shakes,

43:50

>> bro. O.

43:51

>> It's a I mean, look, it's a crazy world.

43:53

The thing is that I I would hope that he

43:56

recognizes is right now he's doing great

43:59

and he's only whatever he is, 28, I

44:01

think.

44:01

>> Is he 28?

44:02

>> I think he is. How old is uh Jake Paul?

44:05

>> He's young.

44:06

>> God damn. And he he's probably made 300

44:09

million plus in his boxing career. How

44:11

how old is Jake Paul?

44:12

>> He'll be 29. And

44:14

>> look at that. So he's 28 years old. 29

44:16

next month.

44:18

Don't do this very long because there

44:21

there there's a price that you pay that

44:23

is not worth it. It's not worth it. And

44:26

that price is depression, deep

44:28

depression. Uh a severe brain imbalance

44:32

that's going to lead you to addiction.

44:34

It leads so many people to impulsive

44:36

behavior. So many people become gambling

44:38

addicts, drug addicts, alcoholics after

44:41

their fighting career.

44:42

>> Yeah.

44:43

>> It's it's you could only take so much

44:45

and at a certain like that one that he

44:47

got from Joshua. Oo,

44:49

>> you know, say if you have like a punch

44:50

card, you have like so many punch that

44:52

you can get in your life, which I

44:53

believe you do. I believe there's a

44:55

certain number. That one was like 10

44:57

bunches. That was like

44:59

>> Yeah,

44:59

>> it was a lot of concussions in that one

45:01

punch.

45:01

>> Sure.

45:02

>> That was real damage. Like if someone's

45:03

breaking your jaw in two places, the

45:06

inside of your [ __ ] head is there's a

45:08

lot of damage going on in there, too.

45:10

>> [ __ ] yeah. Just don't do it for I know

45:12

too many guys that like they wanted to

45:14

be cool guys and they kept sparring like

45:17

deep into their 30s and 40s. They would

45:18

go to the gym and do hard spar, not

45:21

jiu-jitsu, boxing, boxing sparring. So

45:23

they were just standing in front of each

45:24

other slugging it out. They get bloody

45:26

noses. They'd laugh about it and think

45:28

it was cool. And then they go about

45:29

their day. And I'm like, man, that's

45:31

going to get you. Cuz at [clears throat]

45:32

a certain point in time that [ __ ]

45:35

depression is unavoidable. It just

45:36

creeps in. You just every you just oh

45:39

you don't feel good.

45:40

>> You just don't [clears throat] feel

45:41

good. Like you're just like all the time

45:44

just their whole day is like

45:48

no thanks.

45:49

>> You know that feeling when you're hung

45:50

over? That's their life.

45:52

>> That's no that's no way to live.

45:53

>> And it's it varies. Some guys don't get

45:55

that. Some guys

45:55

>> and he definitely doesn't have to do

45:57

that. So don't [clears throat]

45:58

>> anymore. If he could do anything. That

46:00

guy can do anything. If he could do what

46:01

he did in boxing, he could do anything.

46:03

Just don't do it forever. Yeah.

46:04

>> It's just one of them things where it's

46:05

like the price you pay

46:07

>> is eventually not worth it.

46:10

[clears throat]

46:10

>> Yeah.

46:10

>> Awesome that he did. I mean, awesome

46:12

that he he made he probably made $100

46:15

million Saturday night.

46:17

>> Jesus Christ, that's so much.

46:19

>> I don't know what he got paid,

46:20

[clears throat] but also it's probably

46:22

worth another hundred million in

46:23

publicity

46:24

>> easily

46:25

>> cuz people loved watching him get

46:26

knocked out. but also had to say that

46:28

guy has [ __ ] balls and he does. He

46:30

earned it. He earned it. He that guy has

46:32

every He if he doesn't have your respect

46:34

after that fight cuz a lot of people

46:36

like are you going to fight Javvante

46:37

Davis? He's only 135 lbs. He's like okay

46:40

I'll fight a guy 110 pounds bigger. So

46:44

[laughter]

46:44

>> and now you couldn't pay me you could

46:46

not pay me enough to do that.

46:47

>> Guy's got balls. He's got nothing but

46:50

respect for me.

46:50

>> Yeah.

46:51

>> Nothing but respect. Just don't don't do

46:52

it forever. There's there comes a time

46:54

where the cost is not worth it because

46:57

some people never return. That's what

46:59

you have to understand. There's there's

47:01

people that get out. Like if you listen

47:02

to Randy Couture talk now, talk's fine.

47:05

He's great. He's he was knocked out a

47:06

bunch of times. Chuck Liddell knocked

47:08

him out. Other guys,

47:09

>> they knew when to dip out.

47:10

>> Knew when to dip out. And you know,

47:12

Randy also like really didn't even begin

47:14

his UFC career until his late 30s. If

47:17

I'm correct, he was either 35 or it

47:20

might have been 34 or 35 when he had his

47:22

first UFC fight. I was there. That was

47:25

in like [ __ ] the middle of nowhere in

47:27

the South.

47:28

>> Pretty old, right? For

47:29

>> Well, he was an elite wrestler. He was

47:31

an elite Greco Roman wrestler. And then

47:33

he got into MMA late in life. Back in

47:35

the time, the days when you'd be able to

47:36

wear shoes. They used to wrestling shoes

47:38

when they fought.

47:39

>> Really?

47:40

>> Yeah.

47:40

>> Oh, wow.

47:41

>> The early days used to be able to wear

47:42

shoes. Um, but like he's he's fine.

47:45

There's a bunch of guys that are still

47:46

fine, but there's a bunch of guys that

47:48

are really struggling. Really

47:50

struggling.

47:52

>> Don't get there. Don't get there.

47:53

>> Scary.

47:54

>> Dip out before that happens. Know when

47:56

to dip out and have friends that tell

47:58

you when to dip out.

48:00

>> You got to You have a coach a coach that

48:02

doesn't say, "Well, let's give it one

48:03

more shot." Yeah.

48:04

>> Like don't that that's not You only want

48:06

to be doing that if you're trying to be

48:08

the best in the world. That's my

48:10

opinion. I mean, there's a lot of guys

48:12

who are never going to be the best in

48:13

the world. I still love competing, but

48:16

and that's great, too. And there's a lot

48:17

of guys that make a living doing it and

48:19

they make good money and, you know, and

48:21

they feed their families. And I'm not

48:22

I'm not saying don't, but if you have an

48:24

option,

48:26

I don't think you should do it unless

48:27

you're a [ __ ] complete maniac,

48:30

absolutely obsessed. You want to do it

48:32

more than you want to do anything else

48:34

in life. Because if you don't feel like

48:36

that, there's a guy out there that does.

48:38

Yeah. And that guy's gonna [ __ ] you up.

48:40

Yeah. that guy's going to come and take

48:42

your soul away from you. I always think

48:44

of Mike Tyson when he was 20.

48:46

>> Yeah.

48:46

>> I was like, if you're not that

48:47

dedicated, you shouldn't be fighting

48:49

because Mike Tyson is not one person.

48:51

There's a bunch of those guys out there.

48:53

There's Alex Pereira. There's all

48:55

there's all these guys out there in the

48:56

world that are that obsessed. You know,

48:58

there's all these Islam Makachevs and

49:01

Ilia Toporas. There's these guys out

49:02

there in the world that are just driven

49:06

to do it. And if you want to fight, if

49:08

you really want to fight, if you run

49:09

into one of those guys and you're not

49:12

doing what they're doing, you're going

49:13

to get tuned up.

49:15

>> Alex, I didn't realize how big he is.

49:17

>> Giant.

49:17

>> I did not realize that until the photo

49:19

of him next to somebody I know, like a

49:21

friend and I was like,

49:22

>> there's a lot of chatter about him

49:24

fighting in the heavyweight division

49:25

now.

49:26

>> Really,

49:26

>> there's a lot of chatter about it.

49:27

There's a lot of chatter about him

49:29

perhaps even fighting serial gone. I

49:31

don't know how much of this is true. I

49:32

haven't talked to Dana about it, but uh

49:34

it's not an illogical move. He's 240 lbs

49:37

right now. 240 plus.

49:38

>> And he's like what? 6'4 65

49:40

>> 65 64 65. And don't m make no mistake

49:44

about it. That guy can knock out heavy

49:46

weights. No doubt about it. He hits

49:48

harder than anyone they've ever recorded

49:51

ever on that [ __ ] stupid uh punch

49:53

machine. Yeah. You know that thing?

49:55

Yeah.

49:55

>> Francisano got like a 129 on it, which

49:58

is crazy. He got a 190.

50:01

>> 190.

50:02

>> 190. When you watch him hit it, you're

50:04

like, "What the fuck?" You want to see

50:07

it? You should just see it just to feel

50:09

what it would feel like to get hit in

50:10

the head by that.

50:11

>> Oh my god.

50:13

>> Like that guy is out there in the world.

50:15

[laughter]

50:15

>> You know what I'm saying? Like if you

50:17

think you're going to be a journeyman

50:18

and you're going to all of a sudden, you

50:20

know, be looking across the octagon and

50:22

that guy standing there trauma. Like

50:24

he's going to hunt you. He's going to

50:26

hunt you. And you you're not in that

50:29

space that he's in. He's in a kill or be

50:32

killed space and you're in a This is fun

50:34

to compete.

50:35

>> Yeah. It's not the same thing. Not the

50:37

same thing.

50:37

>> Watch this video cuz it's [ __ ]

50:39

bananas.

50:40

>> Holy [ __ ]

50:40

>> When he when he hits it, you just go

50:42

everybody around him goes, "Oh,

50:45

like what the fuck?" They

50:47

>> Oh my god.

50:48

>> Watch this.

50:52

>> Oh my gosh.

50:56

>> See that?

50:57

>> Yeah. One more time. One more time.

50:59

Well, you do it from the beginning. Look

51:01

at

51:02

>> that. If you don't, [laughter] that

51:04

sound is so crazy.

51:05

>> Yeah, that's your face.

51:07

>> You know what, Mark Goddard? Mark

51:08

Goddard was the referee in his fight

51:10

with Khalil Roundtree. And uh he came up

51:12

to me right after the fight like I I got

51:14

into the octagon. They were going to,

51:15

you know, announce Alex Pere winner by

51:17

knockout. Goddard walks up to me. He

51:19

goes, "The sound that guy makes." He

51:22

goes, "I've been doing this for 20

51:24

years." He goes, "The sound is ungodly."

51:28

>> Really? It's ungodly. It's different.

51:31

>> And you can see when you're hearing

51:32

doing commentary, you see the look on

51:34

the guys faces when they

51:35

>> when they get hit. They're like, "Oh,

51:36

this is real. This is different."

51:38

>> Yeah. There's some different dudes out

51:41

there.

51:41

>> There's some different dudes out there.

51:42

And that's that's a different not just

51:44

of dedication and drive and focus

51:46

because he definitely has all that, but

51:48

it's genetics. That dude is a legitimate

51:50

Amazon warrior. Yeah. like he's he comes

51:53

from a tribe in the Amazon and he goes

51:56

back to that tribe and he gets he puts

51:58

on the traditional outfits that they

52:00

wear and the ma the face paint and hangs

52:02

out with them and it's like yo

52:04

>> he would have been the [ __ ] tribal

52:06

warlord. He would have been the king

52:07

back in the day. Yeah, I mean that's his

52:09

that's his ancestry.

52:10

>> [ __ ] me.

52:11

>> Yeah, he speaks their language.

52:12

>> Oh, he does like the dialect.

52:14

>> I I think I don't want to misspe but I'm

52:16

pretty sure he understands what they're

52:17

saying because he's talking to them. Not

52:19

just Portuguese, like Brazil, but they

52:21

have

52:21

>> That whole Amazon area is so

52:23

fascinating, man.

52:24

>> Have you been to the Amazon?

52:25

>> No.

52:26

>> I went once.

52:27

>> Really?

52:27

>> Yeah.

52:28

>> What'd you do?

52:29

>> My uncle was working for an oil company

52:32

in in Peru and there's a part of Peru

52:35

called Iikitos in the north, which is

52:37

the jungle.

52:38

>> And I went with him and we went out on

52:40

the Amazon. And then we pulled up to

52:43

some place and um he's like, "We're

52:47

going to eat here, right?" It's not like

52:49

[ __ ] Terry Blacks, right? It's just

52:51

like [laughter] some [ __ ]

52:52

>> a shack

52:53

>> shack. And the [snorts] guy just kept

52:54

bringing I was like, "What am I eating?"

52:56

He was like, "I'll tell you later."

52:58

>> Piranha.

52:59

>> It was all kinds of weird [ __ ]

53:00

>> What are we eating?

53:01

>> I mean, snakes and rabbits and and you

53:05

know, like Amazonian [ __ ] that I've

53:07

never even heard of. And I would take

53:08

bites. I'm like, "What is this later?

53:10

I'll tell you later." [laughter] Okay.

53:12

They made me eat all this stuff. And I

53:14

was like, "This is [ __ ] But when

53:16

you're out there, yeah, you are kind of

53:18

wowed, you know, you're just in awe of

53:21

everything around you and like just the

53:24

fact that this is in on the planet with

53:27

us and you, you know, you can make a

53:29

trek to a place like this where there's

53:30

species of not just animals, flowers,

53:33

and trees and things that don't exist

53:35

anywhere else and it's so rich with

53:37

everything that's there. It's a it's an

53:39

all inspiring kind of thing.

53:40

>> It hasn't even been documented. There's

53:42

so many pharmaceutical drugs that come

53:44

from plants they find in the wild.

53:46

>> It's such a crazy place. You know the

53:49

craziest part about it? The density of

53:51

the Amazon rainforest is essentially

53:53

man-made.

53:54

>> Man-made.

53:55

>> Man-made. Yeah. Really?

53:56

>> Yeah. They didn't know that until fairly

53:58

recently. Those are agriculture plants

54:00

that grew out of control. Out of

54:02

control.

54:03

>> And they constantly find but they'll

54:04

find, you know, they'll find like a

54:06

species of a bird and they'll be like,

54:08

"This is the only place we've ever seen

54:09

this bird. It doesn't exist anywhere

54:11

else on the planet.

54:12

>> It all used to be populated, too. That's

54:13

what's really crazy. They do. Have you

54:15

seen that lidar stuff they do with and

54:18

they find all these ancient structures?

54:20

Yes.

54:20

>> The white man came and brought the

54:21

cooties happened.

54:23

>> And there's still like these tribes

54:25

>> that live there and literally have blow

54:28

darts.

54:29

>> Oh yeah.

54:29

>> That hunt. That's how they kill the

54:32

their their meals.

54:33

>> My friend Paul Rosalie lives there.

54:35

>> Lives there.

54:36

>> He lives in the Amazon. He's got this

54:39

organization that's working to try to

54:41

preserve the rainforest. And one of the

54:42

things they do is they find these

54:44

loggers. And these loggers generally

54:46

they're poor guys that just get forced

54:48

to do these jobs. And he pays them more

54:51

than they get paid as loggers to protect

54:54

the rainforest. So instead of cutting it

54:56

down, now you have a job where you get

54:58

paid more, but now your job is to

55:00

protect the forest.

55:01

>> So they plant more and everything.

55:02

>> Yeah, they plant more. They stop people

55:04

from I don't know if they plant,

55:06

honestly. They stop people from cutting

55:07

things down. The problem with planting,

55:09

and this is where the Amazon gets really

55:10

weird, the Amazon soil natively is is

55:15

not conducive for growing a lot of

55:17

stuff. So, there's a type of soil that's

55:21

man-made that they do not know how they

55:24

did it. They do not know when they

55:26

started doing it, but it's called

55:28

terrapra. Is that what it's called?

55:30

>> And it's a thick, dark man-made soil.

55:33

So, it's essentially compost and all

55:35

these this different process and carbon

55:37

and a bunch of things that they get into

55:39

this man-made layer that's all over the

55:42

Amazon.

55:43

>> Wow.

55:44

>> That whole area we thought it like so

55:48

there you know this Lost City of Z story

55:50

>> so the [clears throat] lost city of Z

55:51

was that movie. Did you ever see it?

55:53

>> Was it Percy Richards? What was his

55:56

name? Percy Faucet.

55:57

>> Percy Faucet. some so this guy goes down

56:00

to the Amazon a long time ago and he

56:02

comes back with this story you know

56:04

European traveler comes back with this

56:06

story of golden cities and it's amazing

56:08

and so he comes back he reports his

56:12

findings and then a hundred years later

56:14

like a new search party goes down there

56:15

to look for this place they don't find

56:17

nothing like oh that guy was full of

56:19

[ __ ] but it was he wasn't full of [ __ ]

56:21

it was all real it's just that he

56:23

brought the cooties so they brought

56:25

disease and literally wiped out millions

56:27

of people, millions of people, and the

56:31

the jungle just consumed whatever

56:33

structures were there in a hundred

56:35

years, which is like, look at Detroit.

56:37

Detroit is freezing cold. It's nowhere

56:39

near as tropical as as the Amazon. But

56:42

Detroit, houses are just trees are

56:44

growing straight through them, and it's

56:45

only been like 50 years. So, in a

56:48

hundred years in the Amazon, everything

56:50

was gone. All the people were dead. All

56:52

the structures which were wood were all

56:54

just like consumed by the rainforest.

56:56

>> Whoa.

56:57

>> Yeah. And they didn't even know this

56:58

until they started doing this LAR stuff.

57:01

And so this LAR stuff when they're

57:02

flying over with this um it's

57:06

it's a type of laser and essentially it

57:08

looks into the ground and finds

57:09

structures that right through the trees.

57:11

>> They can like scan things

57:13

>> and they're finding aqueducts and all

57:15

and roads and and like complex

57:18

irrigation systems, big giant um

57:22

symmetrical structures like this. This

57:24

is all covered by jungle. Like these

57:27

were all buildings and streets. Like

57:29

they they had millions of people living

57:31

in the Amazon. Millions.

57:33

>> This is like the same like you know the

57:35

the theory

57:37

that you know how like UAPs have become

57:40

more like there's congressional

57:41

testimonies about it and everybody's

57:43

always talking about where are these

57:46

visitors coming from? Right.

57:48

>> But like one of the theories is that

57:49

they're not visitors from somewhere

57:51

else.

57:51

>> Yeah.

57:52

>> They're visitors from our own planet.

57:55

That is an interesting thing.

57:56

>> I It's always interesting especially

57:58

just because we know how much of our

58:02

planet is actually unexplored. Like we

58:04

always think of it as like oh we know

58:06

the planet

58:07

>> but like most of the ocean is

58:08

unexplored. Like a huge number of of the

58:11

and then obviously things like the

58:12

jungle where you're just discovering

58:14

like oh look there's a whole

58:15

civilization in there.

58:16

>> Well there was a civilization

58:18

>> was. Yes. I think the the the Amazon

58:21

rainforest people that they encounter

58:22

now, the unconted people are probably

58:25

the survivors.

58:26

>> Yeah.

58:26

>> Because the thing is during the ice age,

58:29

the equator was lush.

58:31

>> Mhm.

58:31

>> So these areas probably had like the

58:35

perfect Yeah. Huge populations, perfect

58:37

climate. I mean, think about all the

58:39

incredible structures that you find in

58:42

those areas like the Incan structures

58:44

and the Mayan structures. was like they

58:46

were obviously like a very advanced

58:48

civilization back then.

58:50

>> Nothing makes sense when you're there.

58:51

Like I've been three times to Machu

58:53

Picchu and that you're always

58:55

>> Oh, you went to Machu Picchu?

58:56

>> Yeah, I went three times and and every

58:58

time cuz you see photos and stuff when

59:01

you're actually there you're like I just

59:03

it's just your brain just goes I don't

59:05

you know it doesn't because it's all

59:07

theories, right?

59:08

>> Everyone like they'll you'll have a

59:09

guide who's like

59:10

>> this is how and you're like yeah but

59:12

this is your guess [ __ ] You

59:13

don't know that. you know, it just

59:15

doesn't add up in your head how this

59:17

could be built

59:20

>> up in the Andes like

59:22

>> Well, the predominant theory by the

59:24

alternative historians is that water was

59:27

that high back then

59:28

>> Oh.

59:28

>> in that area. Yeah. And that there have

59:30

been some enormous seismic changes, you

59:33

know, earthquakes and the like, which is

59:35

one of the reasons why they made those

59:37

stones the way they did in the first

59:38

place. Like if you see the stones,

59:41

they're cut like jigsaw puzzle pieces

59:43

and slipped into place.

59:44

>> Yeah.

59:44

>> The reason why they did that is because

59:46

that would better redistribute any

59:49

energy that would come from an

59:50

earthquake.

59:51

>> But like just

59:52

>> so instead of like bricks stacked on top

59:54

of bricks, they're all like interlocking

59:55

with each other with a bunch of

59:56

different angles and they're immense.

59:58

>> These pieces are so immense and it's

60:01

laying perfectly flush against the next

60:04

piece. Like it's not like

60:05

>> kind of

60:06

>> sloppily thrown together. It looks like

60:09

an architecture firm designed it and

60:11

hired, you know, like that. There were

60:13

cranes putting You're like, "How the

60:15

[ __ ] would this be put together in

60:17

1500?"

60:18

>> Yeah. It's it's really really difficult

60:20

to figure out. Yeah.

60:22

>> They don't know and they don't even know

60:23

the date. The date is silly because

60:25

they're they're not what they're basing

60:27

the date off of. There's a bunch of

60:29

different structures. There's the base

60:31

structure which is way more complex and

60:33

way bigger like speci and a bunch of

60:36

these other places that they have layers

60:38

of civilization. It's really clear.

60:40

Yeah. Like the layers above it are like

60:42

less sophisticated than the giant

60:44

megalithic stuff that's below it. And

60:45

yet they all try to attribute it to the

60:47

same time. The problem is they get

60:49

married to a timeline. And once they get

60:51

married to that timeline then they go,

60:53

"Oh well that's just what it is. That's

60:54

just what it is."

60:55

>> But they don't know what it is. They're

60:56

always they're they just they're they've

60:59

discovered this new um stone structure

61:02

that is in um

61:05

uh Oregon and it's 18,000 years old.

61:09

They didn't even think up until fairly

61:11

recently they didn't think that people

61:13

were here 18,000 years ago.

61:15

>> There's a structure in Oregon that's

61:16

1800

61:17

>> Let me see if I can find it. I think

61:19

Yeah, here it is. I found it.

61:21

>> I always feel like when when those the

61:23

experts give you the

61:24

>> Oh, did you find it, Jamie? Yeah.

61:26

testing yields new evidence of human

61:27

occupation 18,000 years ago in Oregon.

61:31

>> So they just keep and so this is a stone

61:34

wall.

61:34

>> It's pretty cool.

61:36

>> Um so they found camel teeth fragments

61:40

under a layer of volcanic ash from an

61:42

eruption in Mount St. Helens that was

61:43

dated over 15,000 years ago. Team also

61:46

uncovered two finely crafted orange

61:48

>> I don't know what that word is a gate

61:50

scrapers.

61:50

>> A gate scrapers. I guess it's a type of

61:52

stone. One in 2012 would preserve bison

61:54

blood residue and another in 2015 buried

61:57

deeper in the ash. So they did the

61:59

radiocarbon dating on this stuff and

62:02

they came up with a date of 18,250

62:06

years before present time. [ __ ]

62:08

>> That's so goddamn long ago.

62:10

>> Uh the the date in association with

62:13

stone tools suggested the Rimrock Draw

62:15

Rock Shelter is one of the oldest human

62:17

occupation sites in North America. See

62:19

if you can find what that looks like.

62:21

Mhm.

62:21

>> So, there's a there's a few places in uh

62:24

America where people are like, "Okay,

62:26

what the [ __ ] is this?" And um one of

62:29

them that's really interesting, what

62:30

does Perplexity have to say about this?

62:34

The site is a shallow rock shelter about

62:36

3 m deep, 20 ft 20 m long on a basalt

62:39

rim near the town of Riley in Harage

62:43

County, Oregon at the northern edge of

62:46

the Great Basin. Interesting.

62:50

Um, this stuff is so interesting to me.

62:54

>> Yeah,

62:55

>> because one of there's a weird one in

62:57

Montana. Have you seen the the Sage Wall

62:59

in Montana? This one's really weird. So,

63:02

this one is actually debatable

63:04

apparently. So, there are some people

63:07

that are u geologists that look at this

63:10

and say it this has it could be a

63:13

natural formation. And other people look

63:15

at and go, "Yeah, but it has like legit

63:17

tooling on it." So this is a wall that's

63:20

on a piece of private property in

63:22

Montana. Like just looking at that

63:24

image,

63:26

boy, that looks a lot like people made

63:27

it. Yeah, that looks a lot like people

63:30

made it. So the there's an argument

63:32

though that there are similar but not as

63:34

uniquely man-made looking structures

63:37

that are not that are definitely not

63:39

man-made.

63:40

>> Wait, so this is a the debate is that

63:42

this might not be man-made. Like this

63:44

might be naturally occurring.

63:45

>> Exactly.

63:46

>> Like look at that. What are the odds

63:48

that that is what is that? Like what is

63:52

that? Is that funny evidence of an

63:54

ancient civilization or is that just a

63:56

geological formation?

63:58

>> Well, the funny thing is in that image I

64:00

I lean more towards I could see how you

64:02

could make a case of a natural formation

64:06

>> perhaps. But on the other ones where

64:08

things look more stacked, it feels like

64:10

that like that second image below.

64:14

>> That's not it.

64:14

>> No, that's I think that's AI. Okay. So,

64:16

I was trying to be careful which ones I

64:18

was trying to show you.

64:19

>> But when you look at it from the top,

64:21

that's kind of crazy.

64:22

>> Yeah, that is kind of crazy.

64:23

>> There's parts of it though that look

64:26

like there's stuff around that that just

64:29

doesn't look as uniquely man-made.

64:33

>> But it's [clears throat] it is without a

64:35

doubt weird.

64:36

>> Yeah. Because if it turns out that

64:38

people did make this thing and

64:40

apparently it goes deep into the ground

64:41

like there's some like there's some cuts

64:44

that looks like and then there's also

64:46

some evidence uh that looks like

64:49

somebody might have been working on the

64:51

stone like drill holes or something. I

64:53

forget what it was. But look look at

64:55

these.

64:56

>> Yeah, that looks like this is not that

64:59

comparing that's comparing it to the

65:00

stuff that's in Peru which [snorts] has

65:02

some of the craziest stuff. Peru has

65:04

some of the craziest stuff in the world.

65:06

Like look at that. Like look at that

65:08

angle. Go back to that one right there.

65:11

Like what the [ __ ] is that?

65:14

>> That's crazy.

65:14

>> Are there nubs on any of these rocks?

65:16

>> That's a good question. But some of them

65:18

like boy that looks really [ __ ]

65:21

suspicious.

65:21

>> You You've looked up I don't know if

65:23

we've talked about the lines of Nazca

65:24

before.

65:25

>> Oh yeah.

65:25

>> That's so

65:26

>> Well, do you know about the the mummies

65:27

the tridactyl mummies that they found in

65:29

that area?

65:30

>> Uhuh.

65:30

>> Oh boy.

65:31

>> No.

65:32

>> Oh boy. Okay. So, they've always had

65:35

artwork that depicted these

65:36

threefingered, three-toed beings with

65:39

big eyes. It's a part of like ancient

65:41

Peruvian artwork. Like, they're dated

65:43

back to like a thousand years.

65:45

>> Well, they found these mummified remains

65:49

of the weirdest looking [ __ ]

65:51

creatures you've ever seen in your life.

65:53

They're three feet tall. They have big

65:55

heads, three fingers, and three toes.

65:58

And they're dead. And then they do CT

66:00

scans on them. They have all the

66:02

ligaments and structure of a living

66:05

being but with they like a different

66:07

scapula than us and I think oh they

66:11

don't have a sternum but they have all

66:12

they have the ribs that we have I think

66:14

the same amount of ribs but their

66:16

structure is different but it's a real

66:18

structure like when you see the

66:19

structure with the CT scan you see flesh

66:21

and tissue these things

66:24

>> whoa

66:25

>> bro this is all in Peru so there's all

66:28

these little metallic implants on this

66:31

thing too. But this is the structure of

66:32

its body. And as it goes further, it

66:34

shows the tissue and everything because

66:36

it's mummified. So you could see like

66:39

ligaments and tissue. And when you So

66:42

these are there's a bunch of different

66:43

scans they did. And one of them the

66:45

being was pregnant. But look, it has a

66:47

spinal column. It has all the joints are

66:50

in order, but they're different than our

66:52

in that area. It was

66:53

>> Yes. This is all in Peru.

66:55

>> Um, and it's all in the same. Look, look

66:56

at this. It has a [ __ ] metallic

66:58

golden implant in its forehead. And look

67:00

at the size of its head. Like it looks

67:02

like a gray, right?

67:04

>> See if you can get some of those images

67:06

that show the the CT scans of the tissue

67:10

>> because the CT scans of the tissue are

67:12

the weird also. There it is. So it also

67:14

has fingerprints

67:16

which are weird. Like look at that. It

67:18

has [ __ ] fingerprints but they're

67:20

different than ours and three digits.

67:23

>> Unique fingerprints. They don't know

67:24

what this is but my friend Jesse

67:26

Michaels went down there and saw them in

67:28

person. And he said it was unreal. He

67:30

said it's really [ __ ] bizarre.

67:32

>> Did I tell you when I went to the Linus

67:33

the Nazca?

67:34

>> No.

67:34

>> So I went there. I was I was in

67:37

>> Did we get a pictures of like the the

67:38

whole skeleton

67:39

>> and my uncle set me up to go see them

67:42

with my dad. And so we got into um what

67:46

was a cartel plane that was confiscated

67:48

by the government. It was now like a you

67:52

like a provian government plane, like a

67:54

military plane, but it was really like a

67:57

um four four seats in the back, two

68:00

pilots in the front, I think. Uh two

68:02

propellers, right? One of those types of

68:04

planes. The best way to see the lines is

68:06

in a chopper so you can hover. But we

68:08

went on a plane and we're like I mean

68:11

it's you're you can't believe what

68:13

you're seeing, right? like you're you're

68:14

flying over and they're taking us. And

68:16

then

68:18

>> in like the

68:19

>> middle of it, my dad's like, "I need to

68:21

pee."

68:22

>> And I'm like, "What?" He's like, "Tell

68:23

the pilot I need to pee." I'm like,

68:25

"We're in a we're going to keep doing

68:27

this." He's like, "I have to pee now."

68:30

>> Oh, boy.

68:31

>> So, I go to the pilot. I was like, "Hey,

68:32

my dad's got to pee." He's like, "What?"

68:34

I go, "Yeah."

68:37

He's like 65. I'm like, "He's got to

68:39

pee." And the guy's like, "All right."

68:42

So we just find some random air strip I

68:46

think in Pisco or something and then

68:48

>> How long does it take to do that?

68:50

>> I forget. I mean we had to go out of our

68:52

way and then you know he pees.

68:55

>> How long did it take?

68:57

>> I mean for us to get to the airirstrip

68:58

probably like it was out of the way so

69:00

maybe like another 20 minutes or

69:02

something. Yeah.

69:04

>> And I was like dude he's like what am I

69:05

supposed to do? I was like I don't know.

69:07

Didn't you [ __ ] pee before we got in

69:08

this thing? He's like yeah but I got to

69:09

pee again. All right. And then they just

69:11

like walk around and they find an oil

69:14

canteen that was like discarded on the

69:16

runway. And they're like, "This is for

69:17

your dad so that if he has to pee again,

69:19

[laughter]

69:20

we don't have to land the [ __ ]

69:22

plane." And I was like, "Here you go,

69:24

Dad." Like just if it strikes you again,

69:27

please piss in this.

69:28

>> Did he do it?

69:29

>> Yeah, he did it.

69:29

>> He did. He pissed it.

69:30

>> He pissed again.

69:31

>> Oh my god. He pissed in the oil can.

69:33

>> Yeah.

69:33

>> So you're flying around with your dad's

69:35

piss and then where he's like, "That's

69:37

pretty neat." looking at the lines of

69:39

Nazca [laughter]

69:40

like, yeah, pretty [snorts] neat, man.

69:42

>> Really bizarre.

69:43

>> It's kind of funny, too, to think about.

69:45

Um,

69:45

>> show me the images of the uh the like

69:47

the red ones where it shows the tissues

69:49

and the ligaments.

69:50

>> The the fact that some people aren't

69:51

wowed by things like this. Do you know

69:53

what I mean?

69:54

>> Jay Anderson had a good one. He had a

69:56

bunch of good because he he did a piece

69:57

on it, too. Yeah. Well, you have to be

69:59

out of your [ __ ] mind to not be wowed

70:01

by this.

70:01

>> Yeah, I know. But don't you feel like

70:03

half the population is like, "Oh, that's

70:05

cool."

70:05

>> Half the population is asleep.

70:07

>> Yeah. They're all on Tik Tok. It's all

70:09

rotten their brain. They're all just so

70:12

social media is like transformed their

70:15

attention. They're they're locked in on

70:17

nonsense, on things that don't have any

70:19

any bearing on their life whatsoever.

70:21

And that's what they're focusing on six

70:23

hours a day.

70:24

>> Yeah,

70:24

>> that's a lot of people.

70:25

>> And then you show them something like

70:26

this and they're like,

70:27

>> this is this is completely bananas.

70:30

>> Yeah, that's a

70:31

>> that's [ __ ] alien. It's

70:33

[clears throat] a [ __ ] alien. or it

70:35

might have been a kind of human being,

70:38

right? So, you know about there's a

70:41

bunch of different ones, right?

70:42

Everybody knows about Neandertols, but

70:44

there's also the Hobbit people in the

70:45

island of Flores. There's three foot

70:47

tall human beings that looked probably

70:49

like, you know, like a hobbit, like

70:51

little chimp. Look at that [ __ ]

70:53

thing.

70:53

>> [ __ ] a

70:54

>> like what is that?

70:56

>> And the thing is it's like if you just

70:57

saw the outside, you'd go, "Oh, that's a

71:00

cool structure or cool sculpture

71:01

rather." But then when you see the

71:03

actual ligaments and tendons and all the

71:05

stuff inside of it, you go, "Oh, this is

71:08

a living being, whatever the hell it is,

71:10

and they they all have three toes and

71:12

three fingers."

71:14

>> It just it's it's just strikes me, too,

71:16

that like this isn't the primary

71:18

conversation.

71:19

>> Look at that we're having, though.

71:20

>> I mean, look at that.

71:21

>> I know.

71:22

>> How insane is that?

71:23

>> It's an alien, man.

71:25

>> They're very different. They also um

71:27

they have different shaped heads. Like

71:30

there's a difference between, you know,

71:32

>> how many did they find?

71:33

>> Oh, there's a quite a few of them.

71:34

There's quite a few of them.

71:35

>> What is the Monzerat? Is that

71:36

>> That's the bigger one. That's the

71:37

biggest one that they have.

71:38

>> That's the name they gave it.

71:39

>> Yeah, they gave it a name. So, this is

71:41

the largest one and the most impressive.

71:43

And she has these metallic implants.

71:45

She's got the one on her forehead and

71:46

she's got several of them on her body.

71:50

It's a very weird thing because it seems

71:52

like it's a living creature, but it's

71:55

not like a human being. Like even the

71:57

way it's skull, those lines in the

71:59

skull, like we all have those whatever

72:01

those those lines are the Yeah. Their

72:04

lines are different than ours.

72:05

Everything's different.

72:08

>> Jesus.

72:08

>> Yeah. And the way they found these

72:10

things were grave robbers find them. So

72:12

they don't really tell you where they

72:13

found them. They lie about them. They

72:14

find them in Peru.

72:16

>> But I mean like how long ago did this

72:17

happen?

72:18

>> All this is fairly recent. Okay. All

72:20

this is within the last decade or so.

72:22

But the really the focus on it has been

72:24

over the last year or so where a lot of

72:26

these scientists have gone down there to

72:27

take a look at it and guys like Jesse

72:29

Michaels and some other people.

72:30

>> The problem is the um the country

72:33

doesn't want them removed for testing.

72:35

Right. Right.

72:36

>> But you're going to have to bring

72:38

equipment down there because testing has

72:39

to be done. Like we have to figure out

72:41

what these things are because it seems

72:42

like it's a life form that is a bipeedal

72:46

homminid that's different than us that

72:48

probably lived alongside. By the way,

72:50

that thing is also 1,200 years old.

72:52

>> That's old.

72:52

>> Yeah, it's 1,200 years old. So, it's not

72:54

a it's not a fake.

72:56

>> Wonder if that's the civilization that

72:57

did those lines, you know.

72:59

>> Very well. Could be. They could be the

73:00

same civilization that also did all that

73:03

those structures up there. There might

73:05

have been living amongst us. There might

73:06

have been multiple different

73:08

civilizations in the past that just

73:10

don't exist anymore. If these things

73:12

turn out to be real and they do have

73:14

this enormous head and these weird

73:16

spindly bodies and three fingers and

73:18

three toes and they start finding more

73:19

and more artifacts that point to that, I

73:22

mean that changes our understanding of

73:23

what has existed here before cuz

73:26

whatever that thing is, it's at the very

73:28

least it's advanced enough to give

73:30

itself metal implants. Like what's

73:33

what's going on there where it has a

73:34

gold circle in its forehead implanted

73:37

into its skull? Like what's the point of

73:39

that? like what I mean because gold does

73:42

have a place in electronics you know

73:44

they use gold in certain electronics

73:46

it's got great kind of conductivity

73:48

right so why does it have what is that

73:51

thing if it's a real thing everybody

73:54

should be like it should be front page

73:56

New York Times yeah look at that look at

73:58

that implant that's Jay Anderson he was

74:00

actually just on

74:02

>> what could this mean

74:03

>> yeah bro it's bananas

74:05

>> look at those eye like the slots for the

74:07

eyes

74:07

>> yeah like a gray alien tridactyl, but

74:10

yeah,

74:11

>> like a gray alien. And by the way, like

74:14

people have described when they've had

74:16

encounters, they've described things

74:17

that look exactly like that. Three

74:19

fingers, three toes, spindly, big head,

74:22

large eyes.

74:23

>> And he went down there and

74:24

>> he went down. My friend M uh Jesse

74:26

Michaels went down there and actually

74:28

touched them. He was that was the first

74:30

video. He was in the room while they

74:31

were doing the scans. He said it's so

74:33

strange. He he said it feels so surreal

74:35

because it's so obvious that it was a

74:37

real living thing. I I don't understand

74:39

how that's not like the lead story in

74:41

the news sometimes

74:42

>> everywhere. Yeah. And meanwhile,

74:43

they're, you know, arguing over,

74:45

>> you know, everything else. Everything.

74:48

Whatever the [ __ ] it is. Can you believe

74:50

what's going on with Turning Point USA?

74:52

They found aliens. [laughter]

74:54

>> I know.

74:54

>> They found alien bodies. Like, if you

74:57

you ever wanted alien bodies, oh, show

74:59

me a body. That's an alien body.

75:02

>> At the very least, it's not us. So,

75:04

maybe it's from here and went extinct.

75:07

or maybe it's in the ocean

75:08

>> or the congressional testimony of like

75:10

highlevel whistleblowers being like we

75:13

have these

75:15

>> uh whatever this ship whatever you want

75:17

to call it that we've and then it's like

75:20

in a congressional testimony and

75:22

everyone's like that's cool

75:23

>> nobody cares

75:24

>> nobody cares

75:24

>> yeah everybody's like tick tocking

75:26

>> but it was funny

75:27

>> believe Nicki Minaj was on stage at the

75:29

TP USA

75:31

>> it's crazy it's really crazy to me yeah

75:34

that that's like that's not captivating

75:36

people

75:37

Well, [sighs] I think you know people

75:39

are in a trance. There's a giant

75:41

percentage of our population that's in a

75:43

trance. That should be the main news

75:45

other than the wars. That should be the

75:47

main news today.

75:48

>> Well, hopefully they're in a trance to

75:49

watch my new special, Teacher, on

75:51

Netflix.

75:52

>> I like how [laughter] you did that.

75:54

>> Go ahead and zone out and watch that

75:56

with your family.

75:57

>> Yeah. Well, comedy is [ __ ] super

75:59

important when the world's go going

76:01

crazy.

76:01

>> It sure is.

76:02

>> When the world is going crazy right now.

76:04

>> Yeah. Yeah,

76:04

>> we were talking about the Epstein

76:06

releases like before we got started.

76:08

Like first of all, like

76:10

>> the photo dump and the the emails. It's

76:12

[ __ ] nuts.

76:13

>> Well, it's also they're they're doing it

76:15

so slowly.

76:16

>> Like you guys have had this stuff for a

76:18

year.

76:19

>> Like don't

76:19

>> and we were promised multiple times.

76:21

It's coming. It's coming.

76:22

>> Doesn't it seem like you could just

76:24

throw all that into AI at this stage of

76:26

the game? Yes. And just redact the names

76:29

of the victims and let's go.

76:30

>> Yeah, of course.

76:31

>> It seems like that would take five

76:32

minutes. I mean, it feels like in I

76:35

mean, can't you can't help but feel like

76:36

the administration is just like watching

76:38

their back and that's why it's

76:40

happening. [snorts]

76:41

>> Watching someone's back. I mean, it's

76:43

all speculative why they haven't

76:45

released it. But it's not good. It's not

76:47

good for everybody's confidence. It's

76:49

also It's not good that

76:51

>> this thing was going on that they had

76:53

this bizarre blackmail operation

76:56

running. That's very weird.

76:58

>> Very strange.

76:59

>> Very weird. But it kind of makes sense

77:01

because if you're a, you know, a

77:03

60-year-old billionaire and you're a

77:04

freak and you like to get your freak on,

77:06

but unfortunately you're a gigantic

77:08

software developer and everybody knows

77:09

who you are. Yeah. Like it's hard to get

77:11

your freak on.

77:11

>> Well, there's that's the thing is like

77:12

there's that it makes sense when you go

77:15

like, "Oh, some of these dudes really

77:16

like visiting that place." It's like

77:18

that's the only place they can go,

77:19

>> right?

77:19

>> You can't go anywhere else,

77:21

>> right? And that's why they set it up for

77:22

them.

77:23

>> Yeah.

77:23

>> Eric Weinstein said that to me once. He

77:25

like I was like, "Oh, okay. That makes

77:28

sense." if you're the former president

77:29

of the United States, you can't go to a

77:31

nightclub.

77:31

>> Yeah. He said, I think there are people

77:33

out there that provide experiences for

77:35

certain people that have a a hunger for

77:37

them. I was like, of course, of course.

77:39

And that's also how they compromise

77:42

people, too, right?

77:43

>> Oh, yeah.

77:43

>> That's how they get you to vote the way

77:45

they want you to vote and play ball.

77:47

Bobby, we got video. You sucking a dick.

77:49

Yeah. Yeah.

77:50

>> What do you want to do?

77:51

>> What do you want to do? Yeah. Cuz like I

77:53

I bet all those people have something on

77:55

them. That's how they stay in the game.

77:57

It's they have to

77:58

>> like skull and bones. You got to suck

78:01

the dick.

78:01

>> Well, look at like

78:02

>> otherwise we can't trust you

78:03

>> for the Epstein [ __ ] Like look at the

78:05

level of people that we're visiting. I

78:07

mean it's all at the highest level of

78:10

influence, power, and fame.

78:12

>> Yeah.

78:12

>> And so you go, "Yeah, this dude wants to

78:14

do some wild [ __ ] He can't go to

78:16

[ __ ] He can't go to Cheetahs and get

78:19

it done, you know? He can't do it.

78:21

>> He's got to go somewhere." Yeah. What

78:23

What sounds a private island.

78:25

>> Yeah. He can't just like order up a call

78:27

girl.

78:27

>> Uh-uh. [clears throat] He's too It's

78:29

It's too risky.

78:30

>> Where you going? I'm going to Captain

78:31

Billionaire's house to go suck his dick.

78:33

I do it every Tuesday. [laughter] Plus,

78:34

I'm on meth and I'm really good at

78:36

keeping secrets.

78:37

>> Yeah.

78:38

>> These guys the [ __ ] It's It's dark.

78:42

It's [ __ ] dark.

78:42

>> So, some guy comes along and says, "I

78:44

can take care of your problem."

78:46

>> And then

78:47

>> Yeah. And everybody says, "Oh, trust me.

78:49

He's a great guy."

78:50

>> He's really cool.

78:51

>> And he's got a great

78:52

>> He also does this thing.

78:54

>> Yeah. Great sense of humor.

78:55

>> Yeah.

78:55

>> His staff love him.

78:57

>> They also do this thing where, you know,

79:00

it's like you're gonna hang out with

79:01

other famous people, so it must be safe.

79:04

>> Hey, Bill Clinton's here. This is no

79:07

problem.

79:08

>> This is a statement released by the

79:10

spokesperson or spokesman for Bill

79:12

Clinton.

79:13

>> Oh, let's read that.

79:13

>> Yeah.

79:14

>> Wait a minute. There's a person who

79:15

signed it.

79:17

I'm My name is Angel Urina. Spokes

79:20

spokesman for the former President Bill

79:22

Clinton. Isn't that weird?

79:24

>> He's the deputy chief of staff for Bill

79:26

Clinton.

79:27

>> Okay.

79:29

He's He's still got a chief of staff.

79:30

What does he do these days? Epstein

79:32

Files Transparency Act imposes a clear

79:34

legal duty on the US Department of

79:36

Justice to produce the full and complete

79:37

record of the public demands and

79:39

deserves that uh the public demands and

79:41

deserves. However, what the Dem

79:44

Department [clears throat] of Justice

79:45

has released so far in the manner in

79:46

which it did so makes one thing clear.

79:48

Someone or something is being protected.

79:50

We do not know whom, what, or why. This

79:53

is like uh the killer pretending to be

79:56

the detective.

79:56

>> Yeah,

79:57

>> we've got to solve this crime. We do not

80:00

know whom.

80:01

>> This is the killer joining the search

80:02

party.

80:02

>> We do not know whom, what, or why. We

80:05

have photos. Are you in a [ __ ] hot

80:07

tub, buddy?

80:08

>> But we do know this. We need no such

80:11

protection. Accordingly, we call on

80:13

President Trump to direct Attorney

80:15

General Bondi to immediately release any

80:17

remaining materials referring to,

80:19

mentioning, or containing a photograph

80:21

of Bill Clinton. This includes, without

80:23

limitation, any records that may exist

80:25

and are subject to disclosure under the

80:27

act, public law 119-38,

80:29

enacted on November 19th, 2025,

80:32

including grand jury transcripts,

80:34

interview notes, photographs, and

80:36

findings by the This means a deal was

80:38

made. So, if you release, you have a

80:40

press release like that, that means the

80:41

call went well.

80:42

>> Yeah. Yeah.

80:42

>> You got a deal in We're good.

80:45

>> We are good.

80:46

>> All we have to do is let him run for a

80:47

third term

80:48

>> and we're fine.

80:48

>> And uh look,

80:51

he's [laughter]

80:55

>> dude. Clinton chilling in that hot tub,

80:57

too.

80:58

>> Hey, I would chill in a hot tub, too. It

81:00

feels nice.

81:00

>> Yeah, it feels nice, but it just like to

81:02

>> What's the big deal? You're chilling in

81:04

a hot tub. If I went to your house and

81:05

you had a hot tub, like, let's all get

81:06

in the hot tub. I'd get in there. take a

81:08

picture of me. I'm like, "Fuck, dude. I

81:09

don't even know her."

81:10

>> Yeah.

81:11

>> Why'd you do that?

81:12

>> I don't know. I didn't know [laughter]

81:13

how old she was.

81:14

>> And you got cameras up all over your

81:16

house.

81:16

>> Yeah.

81:16

>> Yeah. Yeah.

81:17

>> He knew what he was doing.

81:18

>> Oh, yeah. Probably watching people do

81:20

Coke in the bathroom. You got cameras of

81:22

that. They were probably doing all kinds

81:23

of [ __ ]

81:24

>> He was compromising a lot of people.

81:26

>> Mhm. And made a [ __ ] ton of money doing

81:28

it.

81:29

>> God damn. He sure did.

81:30

>> Boy, that's what's really weird. like he

81:32

got gifted a giant mansion in Manhattan

81:35

by that uh the dude from Victoria

81:37

>> Victoria Secret. Yeah. [laughter] And

81:39

then that guy was like, "Yeah, he was

81:41

just running my finances, but then I

81:43

didn't realize what kind of guy he was,

81:45

but I gave him billions of dollars to

81:47

manage." And you're like, "What?"

81:48

>> Yeah.

81:49

>> I didn't know what kind of a guy he was

81:50

after he got arrested for having sex

81:52

with underage girls.

81:54

>> And so then I stopped working with him.

81:56

>> Okay. My favorite one was when they were

81:59

questioning uh Bill Gates about it.

82:01

>> Mhm.

82:02

>> And he goes, "Well, he, you know, he's

82:04

dead now, so you got to be careful."

82:06

>> Do you ever see that?

82:06

>> No.

82:07

>> Oh, it's crazy.

82:08

>> That's it. That's crazy.

82:09

>> That's crazy. She asks him like why he

82:12

had, you know, these interactions with

82:14

with Jeffrey Epstein, and he's

82:16

essentially saying it was a mistake. You

82:18

know, I was hoping that he was going to

82:19

do a lot of work with philanthropy. He's

82:22

going to help me out with philanthropy.

82:25

[laughter]

82:25

>> Right. That's why I meet with him so

82:27

many times.

82:28

>> But the end result, the la the final

82:31

state it was chilling. He's like, "He's

82:33

dead now. So, you have to be careful."

82:35

>> Like,

82:37

>> what?

82:37

>> What does that mean?

82:38

>> What does that mean? What do you mean?

82:40

Be careful to not hang yourself in jail,

82:41

which is what the official story is,

82:43

right? Is that what you mean?

82:44

>> Be careful or you'll hang yourself in

82:46

jail. Is that what you're saying?

82:47

>> No, it's not what you're saying. You're

82:48

saying be careful cuz someone killed

82:50

them,

82:50

>> right? Which is what we all think. Which

82:52

is why there's no [ __ ] the cameras

82:54

were down. Which is why the guards were

82:56

asleep. Which is why his [ __ ] his

82:59

gigantic roommate who was a murderer and

83:02

a a drugdeing cop

83:04

>> who assassinated people who's built like

83:06

a [ __ ] gorilla. You see his You ever

83:08

see his roommate? You never saw Jeffrey

83:10

Epstein's roommate?

83:10

>> Uhuh.

83:11

>> Oh boy.

83:12

>> He had a cellmate when he was there,

83:14

>> bro. Not only did he have a cellmate, he

83:16

had a cellmate that had murdered several

83:18

people in drug deals who was a cop and

83:21

he was a gigantic roided up psychopath.

83:24

This is the roommate.

83:25

>> I remember

83:26

>> he didn't get that guy to kill him for

83:27

extra cigarettes is what my point is.

83:29

>> He's in jail for life.

83:30

>> I remember uh

83:32

>> that guy

83:32

>> that guy that was his [ __ ] roommate.

83:35

Just imagine what kind of a plan you

83:39

would have for the biggest defendant in

83:43

any sort of highlevel

83:48

espionage possibly involving foreign

83:51

governments and you'd put him in a a

83:55

prison cell, a cage with a guy who's

83:58

who's committed four different murders.

84:02

That guy was a cop.

84:03

>> Yes. Look at the build on this

84:05

[ __ ] Look at the size of this

84:07

guy.

84:07

>> Yeah,

84:08

>> this is the guy. A murderer.

84:11

>> That's nice.

84:11

>> Yeah, he's a sweet guy. You put a

84:13

murderer. Well, he had to have a bunch

84:15

of things barking in case anyone came

84:17

near his property to get back at him.

84:19

>> Do you remember that um famous forensic?

84:24

>> Michael Baden.

84:25

>> Yeah.

84:25

>> He he testified that the hyoid I think

84:28

it's called the hyoid bone.

84:29

>> Yeah. that was um snapped on on uh

84:34

Epstein was far more consistent with as

84:38

he says a homicide.

84:39

>> Yeah.

84:40

>> Than uh So it bothers me so much that he

84:42

says it like that.

84:43

>> A homicide.

84:44

>> Yeah. He says

84:45

>> I think he said it was broken in two

84:46

places.

84:47

>> He's like that's much more consistent

84:48

with homicide than suicide.

84:50

>> Yeah. It was someone strangled him.

84:52

Someone strangled him from behind. It

84:53

was also the the position. Here it is.

84:55

Play this.

84:55

>> It's at the end I think.

84:57

I

84:58

>> regret doing that.

85:00

>> He had relationships with uh people he

85:03

said, you know, would give to global

85:05

health, which is a uh interest I have.

85:08

You know, not nearly enough philanthropy

85:10

goes in that direction. Uh you know,

85:12

those meetings were were a mistake. They

85:15

didn't result in uh what he purported

85:19

and I cut them off. You know, that goes

85:21

back a long time ago now. Uh there's,

85:24

you know, so there's nothing new on

85:26

that.

85:26

>> It was reported that you continued to

85:28

meet with him [snorts] over several

85:29

years. Um and that, in other words, a

85:33

number of meetings. Um what did you do

85:36

when you found out about his background?

85:40

>> Well,

85:42

and you know, I've said I regretted

85:44

having those dinners. Uh and there's

85:46

nothing absolutely nothing new on that.

85:49

Is there a lesson for you, for anyone

85:53

else looking looking at this?

85:55

>> Well, he's dead, so uh you know, in

85:58

general, you always have to be careful.

86:00

Uh

86:02

and you know, the you know, I'm I'm very

86:06

proud of what we've done in

86:07

philanthropy, very proud of the work of

86:09

the foundation. Uh you know, I that's

86:14

that's what I get up every day and focus

86:15

on.

86:16

>> Me, too. I'm a good guy.

86:19

[laughter]

86:21

>> Jesus Christ. Imagine if he was reading

86:23

for a film. You'd be like, I don't

86:25

believe a word you just said. I don't

86:27

believe a word you just said.

86:28

>> Take two. Let's do this again.

86:29

>> Okay. Who wrote this? Like he's going to

86:31

just transition from hanging out with

86:33

this guy. He's dead now to I'm really

86:35

proud of the work we've done with

86:36

philanthropy. Let's uh let's shift this

86:39

conversation in a much more positive

86:41

place.

86:41

>> That's a PR spin.

86:42

>> I'm super proud of the work we've done

86:44

with philanthropy. That's, you know, he

86:46

got into all that stuff in the first

86:47

place after the Microsoft stuff cuz

86:50

Microsoft at one point in time had these

86:53

all this anti-competitive accusations,

86:55

right?

86:56

>> And so he was thought as being this guy

86:58

that like, you know, was drowning out

87:01

competition, was monopolizing.

87:04

>> So then he pivoted, became a

87:06

philanthropist. It's a good move.

87:08

>> It is a good move. It's good.

87:09

>> You know who else did that?

87:11

>> The guy who invented the Nobel Prize.

87:13

>> Really?

87:14

>> Yeah. Peter Berg told me the story. It's

87:16

a cool story. So he dies. The guy I

87:19

forget what his first name is. His last

87:20

name is Nobel. He died and uh everybody

87:23

called him the merchant of death because

87:25

he made dynamite.

87:27

>> Oh.

87:27

>> So he didn't really die though. It was a

87:29

a fake story. So he saw the stories.

87:32

He's like, "Hey, I'm not dead, but oh my

87:34

god, this is how people think about me.

87:36

This is how they're going to write about

87:37

me after I'm dead. I got to do something

87:39

to clean my image up." So to clean his

87:41

image up, he invents the Nobel Prize. He

87:44

starts giving out these prizes for peace

87:46

and for physics and Nobel Prize for

87:48

Yeah.

87:49

>> And so then the Nobel Prize becomes

87:51

synonymous with excellence.

87:53

>> The name Nobel is now connected to that

87:56

instead of connected to killing a bunch

87:58

of [ __ ] with dynamite.

88:00

>> That's a great marketing move on his

88:01

part.

88:01

>> Is that nuts?

88:02

>> Yeah.

88:02

>> What was his real name?

88:05

[clears throat]

88:05

>> Alfred Nobel.

88:06

>> Alfred Nobel made dynamite, right? That

88:08

was the thing.

88:09

>> Yeah, but I'm looking at the the Nobel

88:12

Prize. is a well it says there's a

88:13

well-known story about the origin of the

88:15

Nobel Prize, although historians have

88:16

been unable to verify it and some

88:18

dismiss it as a myth.

88:19

>> Well, let's find out if the story of him

88:22

uh being called the merchant of death

88:24

are true and the the fake death when

88:26

people thought he died. Is that true?

88:28

>> That's I mean I have to uh

88:30

>> just check that out real quick. Look

88:32

that out. I bet it's true.

88:33

>> That's a good marketing move.

88:34

>> It's a move. It's a move that people do,

88:36

you know. Well, that was also what um

88:39

you know some really evil people have

88:42

have done also, you know, like um if you

88:46

want to like serial killers, you know,

88:48

like John Wayne Gasey was like, I do

88:49

clown parties for kids. Like it's like

88:52

look over here. I'm a fun guy, you know,

88:55

Cosby was always like,

88:57

>> you know, telling people how to live

88:58

their life and like people,

89:00

>> don't tell dirty jokes.

89:01

>> Yeah. Don't curse.

89:02

>> Don't swear. Yeah. He would call people

89:04

up and tell them not to swear anymore.

89:06

Yeah. Called it.

89:06

>> Get mad at them.

89:07

>> Mie Murphy.

89:07

>> Oh, yeah. Famous. Famously.

89:09

>> Yeah. With the filth floor and filth.

89:11

>> Yeah. Yeah.

89:12

>> Yeah. He did. He did do that. He did do

89:14

that. I remember one time Wanda Sykes

89:16

interviewed him at like some award

89:18

thing. Like he was in the crowd and she

89:20

came up to him to interview him and he

89:23

was like so rude to her.

89:24

>> He had so much disdain. I remember that

89:26

too.

89:27

>> Remember that? It was weird. Okay. Nobel

89:29

grew extremely wealthy from inventions

89:30

like dynamite and blasting gelatin which

89:33

are widely used in warfare and earned

89:34

him the nickname the merchant of death

89:36

in the press. 1888 French newspaper

89:38

mistakenly published his obituary after

89:40

his brother's death condemning him as a

89:42

man who became rich by finding ways to

89:44

kill more people faster. This stock this

89:47

shock is widely seen as prompting him to

89:49

rethink how he'd be remembered. So it is

89:51

true.

89:52

>> Yeah,

89:52

>> there should be no dispute of this. In

89:54

his will of 1895, he left most of his

89:56

fortune to fund prizes for those who

89:58

shall be conferred the greatest benefit

90:01

on mankind.

90:03

>> Of course, you're dead. You don't need

90:04

your money. Nobel uh never publicly

90:07

explained his motives. [ __ ] duh. So,

90:09

historians emphasize that any account of

90:12

his reason is an informed

90:14

reconstruction, not a direct statement

90:16

from him. Okay, I get that because

90:17

they're historians and accurate. Did you

90:20

see how I I think it was I don't These

90:23

days you don't know what what's has to

90:24

be confirmed not but it looked like on

90:26

the Kennedy Center they started putting

90:28

the name Trump on it.

90:29

>> Yeah. He added his name to it.

90:30

>> Yeah. It's crazy. [laughter]

90:33

And he took out the Kennedy Rose Garden.

90:35

You're like what? [gasps]

90:37

>> Take it away. Now it's like a cement

90:39

[ __ ]

90:39

>> nutty. There's nothing nuttier than the

90:42

the plaques underneath the president's

90:44

>> That's insane. That's insane.

90:45

>> Shane and I were just reading them the

90:46

other day. How is this real? It doesn't

90:49

feel real and you're just like,

90:50

>> how are you allowed to do that? That's

90:52

the thing. It's like, how is he allowed

90:53

to write that

90:54

>> in the White House? You can just

90:56

probably as president do what you want

90:57

in the White House.

90:58

>> Turns out you obviously can because but

91:00

nobody ever did it before.

91:01

>> Those are going to get taken down.

91:03

>> No, they'll be up forever.

91:04

>> I don't think so.

91:05

>> They're going to leave it like that

91:06

forever.

91:06

>> No [ __ ] way.

91:07

>> Yeah, like a museum piece.

91:08

>> It's so crazy.

91:09

>> They should have like the Trump wing.

91:11

This is what happened when he was

91:12

president.

91:12

>> Look at this [ __ ] lunatic. the

91:14

autopen photo of Joe Biden

91:16

>> and and the actual trans what's written

91:19

crazy.

91:20

>> This is widely considered the worst

91:22

president of all. Like what are you

91:23

talking about?

91:24

>> It should be like a museum. Yeah.

91:26

>> It should be the facts of his

91:28

presidency, what happened during his

91:30

term, you know, the Iraq war started and

91:33

duh duh duh. It should be that. Of

91:34

course, that's it.

91:35

>> If that, you know,

91:37

>> and under Reagan, it's like Reagan liked

91:39

Trump and Trump liked him too.

91:40

>> Trump was a fan of Reagan. What? Why

91:42

does that re

91:43

>> was a fan of Trump. What?

91:45

>> It's Yeah, guys crazy.

91:48

>> But you can't just let someone just

91:50

[ __ ] fully swim in it like that.

91:53

>> I know.

91:53

>> So, he needs like a right-hand man. Go,

91:55

sir.

91:56

>> I think they just

91:57

>> Let me just I understand the motive.

91:59

>> Well, he's also losing it, too. You can

92:01

tell.

92:01

>> Well, I think everybody does when you

92:03

get to a certain age, right?

92:04

>> Yeah, of course. I mean, the guy's about

92:05

to be 80, right? So there's no And also

92:08

the stress of going through what that

92:10

guy went through where they were trying

92:11

to jail him

92:12

>> when they were going after him with the

92:14

Russia thing, the Russia hoax and all

92:17

that [ __ ] Like they were they were

92:18

trying everything they could to destroy

92:20

him. Just that alone's got to break your

92:22

brain.

92:22

>> It radicalizes you. It makes Yeah.

92:24

>> And then they took a shot at him. Yeah.

92:25

Somebody shot him. Then that guy dies.

92:27

And then when the guy dies, they find

92:29

out that his apartment's been

92:30

professionally scrubbed. They find out

92:32

uh he was in a Black Rockck commercial

92:34

like two years before that.

92:36

>> He was

92:37

>> Oh yeah.

92:38

>> The shooter.

92:38

>> The shooter. Oh yeah.

92:40

>> Was he an actor? No.

92:41

>> Yeah. In the film. Yeah. But obviously

92:43

he was like connected to some people

92:45

that knew some people. [snorts]

92:46

>> What does that mean? It might mean

92:48

nothing.

92:48

>> Yeah.

92:48

>> But it there's also a lot of weirdness

92:51

to his his past.

92:53

>> It does have a social media profile.

92:55

>> It was like he he he seems like like an

92:58

MK ultra plant. This presidency though

93:00

does feel like a parody of a real thing.

93:03

Like it doesn't even feel real. What

93:05

most

93:05

>> There's a lot of stuff that doesn't feel

93:07

real. The um for sure the Robiner thing

93:09

didn't feel real.

93:10

>> Oh my god.

93:10

>> That that seemed so insane.

93:12

>> I you know I didn't realize cuz I I

93:14

obviously knew him. I knew Robiner as

93:17

the actor from from All in the Family,

93:19

which he was he was great in that role.

93:21

>> And then I I have memories of like I

93:25

always think of like when Harry Met

93:26

Sally, the Princess Bride. Yep.

93:29

>> And I was like, "Oh, yeah." You know,

93:30

he's spinal stand by me. So, I'm like,

93:32

"Oh, you know, great storyteller,

93:34

comedy." I didn't realize until he died

93:36

that he did Misery.

93:37

>> I had no idea that was him.

93:39

>> Yeah, he did Misery, too. He did so many

93:41

great films.

93:41

>> He really did. really understood like

93:44

human emotion and and storytelling

93:47

across the board because like it's one

93:49

thing to be proficient in comedy and you

93:51

see this sometimes with comedy really

93:53

high level like Adam Mccay did so much

93:56

highlevel comedy with Saturday Night

93:59

Live and then you know Tallaladega

94:00

Nights and and like those those big Will

94:03

Ferrell movies and then his pivot into

94:05

drama is like exceptional you know like

94:07

he's really really good at it and it's

94:09

like really remarkable when they can

94:11

make that jump.

94:12

>> Yeah,

94:13

>> he's really really good.

94:14

>> Yeah. Well, Jordan Peele, he's fantastic

94:17

at it.

94:17

>> Another one. Yeah.

94:18

>> He's He's made some giant horror movies

94:22

that are just like

94:24

>> And he was so funny in comedy.

94:26

>> It's weird how good they are.

94:28

>> It's weird how like different they are,

94:30

too.

94:31

>> Yeah. How they go like I'm comedy, I'm

94:32

comedy, and then like this hard pivot

94:34

into a totally different lane and be not

94:35

just let me try it, but be like

94:37

excellent at it.

94:38

>> Yeah. But I kind of get it, right? It's

94:40

like if you can get really good at

94:43

comedy, like which is a complicated

94:44

thing to do, you for sure have other

94:47

creative thoughts. Yeah. Access to other

94:50

things.

94:50

>> Yeah.

94:50

>> And you're not really probably using

94:53

those.

94:54

>> Yeah. And I think also they get I think

94:55

a lot of those guys get bored,

94:57

>> especially running a sketch show, right?

94:58

Yeah. Like after a while, you just beat

95:00

all the topics to death.

95:02

>> You know, I mean, how many topics on

95:04

especially like a mid sketch show are so

95:06

derivative.

95:07

>> Yeah. Of course.

95:08

>> Yeah. There's a lot of that. and they

95:09

just go, "I did it. There's nothing else

95:11

to to jump into."

95:12

>> Well, you might have like nine episodes

95:14

you have to bang out. Well, I don't have

95:15

to tell you. You're actually in the

95:16

middle of now.

95:16

>> I'm in the middle of it. Yeah. We just

95:18

finished writing season two.

95:19

>> But you have [laughter]

95:21

your show is a giant advantage is you

95:23

could just you could go so far. Yeah.

95:25

And be so ridiculous.

95:26

>> They kind of just let us do what we

95:28

want, which is really crazy. I got the

95:30

same notes I got the first season. Don't

95:32

say the N word. That was basically

95:33

[laughter] it. That's like that's my

95:37

that's everything else. They're like,

95:38

"Yeah, you can do that."

95:39

>> It's such a crazy show, dude. It's

95:41

really fun, though.

95:42

>> It's so much fun. I had so much fun

95:44

doing it. Um I can't believe I get to do

95:46

it again. And it's just it is such a

95:48

blast. We get to make these like

95:50

sketches and like little short films

95:52

that are like whatever we can think of,

95:54

whatever the craziest thing we can think

95:55

of. And they're just like, "Yeah,

95:56

[laughter] do that."

95:58

And they gave us they gave me like a

96:00

mandate. They're like, "We'd rather tell

96:01

you tell you that's too far than that

96:06

you should have gone further."

96:07

>> Right? Right. So, they're just like, you

96:08

can make it as crazy as you want.

96:10

>> That's nuts.

96:11

>> Yeah.

96:11

>> But that's the beautiful thing about

96:13

Netflix is the variety of what's on

96:15

there is just so bananas. It's so wide

96:18

ranging. There's so much [ __ ] on there.

96:20

>> I just watched um The Beast in Me.

96:23

>> Oh, yeah. I'm on uh episode three right

96:25

now. Don't tell me anything.

96:26

>> It gets so much better.

96:27

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure it does.

96:29

>> And um

96:30

>> how good is Claire Dan?

96:31

>> Claire Dane's amazing. Uh Matthew Reese

96:34

plays

96:34

>> he's a psycho. Yeah,

96:36

>> that guy's great. He's phenomenal and he

96:38

plays that part so exceptionally well. I

96:41

mean, it's just so good. You know,

96:44

people like him.

96:44

>> You know, people like him and you know,

96:46

you're like, "This is a [ __ ] psycho,

96:47

dude."

96:47

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.

96:48

>> Yeah. He's great at it.

96:49

>> And it's like in the eyes. It's always

96:50

in the eyes, you know? You see it in the

96:52

eyes. It's like

96:53

>> Yeah. He's really He's got a darkness in

96:55

him.

96:55

>> Mhm.

96:57

>> Faking it. He ain't faking it.

96:58

[laughter]

96:59

>> You know what else I just saw? I saw it

97:00

on Peacock and I was like I was like I

97:03

don't like I don't have Peacock. I'm

97:05

like I don't [ __ ] What are they? This

97:06

is like, you know, [ __ ] Kevin Hart in

97:09

a bathtub interviewing. Like, I don't

97:10

know what's on Peacock, you know? I love

97:12

Kevin, by the way. But like, it's like,

97:13

you know what I mean? Like these

97:14

>> like fun silly. That's what I thought

97:16

Peacock was or old NBC.

97:17

>> Yeah. reruns of like their old

97:19

>> friends.

97:19

>> Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to [ __ ] it.

97:21

And I got uh recommended to watch The

97:23

Day of the Jackal.

97:25

>> What's that?

97:25

>> [ __ ] fantastic.

97:27

>> Really?

97:28

>> Yeah. It's a thriller that is super high

97:32

production and very cinematic, but the

97:36

writing and the acting

97:39

unbelievable.

97:39

>> Who's in it?

97:40

>> Eddie Redm, I think it's his name. Eddie

97:42

Redm is the lead in it. And um I don't

97:46

know that many of the names of the other

97:47

actors, but it's incredibly produced.

97:50

>> Is it a series?

97:51

>> Yeah.

97:52

>> How many episodes?

97:53

>> Se they're making season two now. I

97:55

think season one was 10 episodes.

97:57

>> Wow. $120 million budget for the season.

98:00

>> Whoa, I'm writing this down. Day of the

98:02

Jackal.

98:02

>> The Day of the Jackal was excellent.

98:04

Yeah.

98:04

>> Okay.

98:05

>> This is This is it.

98:06

>> Skim through the trailer. Watch it.

98:08

>> Yeah. Let's skip. Let's watch this

98:09

[ __ ] trailer.

98:10

>> It's [ __ ] That's That's Eddie.

98:12

It's really good, dude. I couldn't

98:15

believe how captivated I was by it.

98:18

Really, really well done. It's a like a,

98:21

you know, espionage type of thriller.

98:23

>> Those are my favorite.

98:24

>> Mine, too.

98:26

But this is what I watch instead of, you

98:28

know, we were talking about comedy.

98:30

>> I watch this [ __ ]

98:31

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Me, too.

98:32

>> Yeah. He's really good in it, but so is

98:34

everybody else. They're They're really,

98:36

really good.

98:37

>> Okay. I want to see

98:38

>> Can't recommend it enough.

98:39

>> Okay. [clears throat] I'm on it.

98:41

>> Really good.

98:42

>> Yeah. There's enough [ __ ] to watch these

98:44

days. I'll tell you that. It's Do you

98:45

watch Dave?

98:46

>> You're sick. What?

98:46

>> Do you watch Dave special?

98:48

>> Dave Chappelle? No, I didn't see it yet.

98:50

>> It's great.

98:51

>> Yeah.

98:51

>> I saw some clips.

98:53

>> It's great. I mean, it's it's it's

98:54

vintage. It's Dave, you know, like it's

98:56

it hits

98:58

>> he does what he does so well. There's

99:02

silliness, you know, [clears throat]

99:03

>> seriousness.

99:04

>> Seriousness.

99:05

>> Yeah.

99:05

>> Some philosophy, lots of social

99:07

commentary, provocative things,

99:10

>> hilarious. It's It's good. It's really

99:13

good.

99:13

>> I'll check it out. I'm sure it's going

99:15

to be awesome. He's always awesome. He

99:16

never misses.

99:17

>> He doesn't I mean, and I He pissed a lot

99:19

of people off, which is always fun.

99:21

>> Yeah. I saw he went after Bill Maher.

99:23

>> Yeah. Yeah. He said, "Fuck that dude."

99:25

[laughter] It's very funny.

99:26

>> I never said this publicly about, "Fuck

99:27

that dude."

99:28

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's very funny. But it's a

99:30

it's a good special, man. It's really

99:31

[snorts] good.

99:32

>> It's funny.

99:32

>> Dave Dave's in top form. I love that for

99:34

me, by the way, cuz so my special

99:37

>> comes out Christmas Eve, right?

99:40

>> Mhm.

99:40

>> And and then six days later, Ricky

99:43

Jerves comes out.

99:44

>> Oh.

99:45

>> And it was supposed that was supposed to

99:46

be that was the release timeline, right?

99:48

They're like there's there's one earlier

99:50

in the month and they're like you'll be

99:52

Christmas Eve a week later um Ricky

99:55

Derves. I was like cool. And then like 3

99:58

days prior I get a call before it's

100:00

announced and they're like hey we got to

100:02

tell you we're dropping a special un

100:04

unannounced Chappelle special tonight

100:06

and I go great. And they're [laughter]

100:09

like they're like I know you know it's

100:10

it's it's going to take up a lot of

100:12

oxygen in the room obviously because

100:14

it's it's Dave right? I go yeah I mean I

100:16

understand. And I go, "You I go, you

100:17

realize this is like being a musical

100:19

artist and I've been working on my album

100:22

and you guys are like, "We're so

100:23

excited." And then you call me, you're

100:24

like, "Just so you know, tomorrow we're

100:26

releasing Radio Head's new album." And

100:27

you're like, "Thanks."

100:29

[laughter]

100:30

I mean, there's like there's nothing you

100:31

can do. It's like the big the biggest

100:33

guy is coming out with it, you know? But

100:35

it's hilarious. He's great.

100:36

>> But people will watch it. It's only an

100:38

hour and then they're going to want to

100:39

watch more.

100:40

>> That's that's the Well, it's good.

100:41

>> That's one of the thoughts is they go

100:42

like it it just makes standup more

100:44

popular.

100:45

>> 100%. Yeah,

100:45

>> I think so. Yeah, standup is very

100:48

popular right now.

100:48

>> It's incredibly popular.

100:49

>> Yeah, I mean there's more arena acts

100:51

like I just saw Nate Bassi added a 300

100:53

p.m. show out here.

100:55

>> Nate is on because but Nate's thing

100:58

makes sense when you think about it.

100:59

When you start doing standup, there's

101:01

this thing that happens when you're

101:02

early on young doing standup and you

101:05

start to like do spots. A lot of people

101:07

will be like, "Hey, if you can curse

101:10

less, be clean." And you're like,

101:13

"That's not who I am." And they're like,

101:15

"All right, well," and they always say

101:16

this thing like, "You'll get more

101:17

opportun different opportunities will

101:19

come to you if you're like that."

101:20

>> Right?

101:21

>> You're like, "Whatever. I just I don't

101:22

do that." And when you're really funny

101:26

like Nate is and you get really good,

101:28

what you see on the on the business side

101:30

of it is that when he announces a show,

101:35

like when I announce a show, a couple

101:36

might go like, "Let's go see him, right?

101:38

Like I'll buy they'll buy two tickets."

101:40

But when Nate announces a show, that

101:42

couple will bring their children, their

101:44

parents, the their in-laws, their

101:47

neighbors. So,

101:49

>> two tickets you can sell, he could sell

101:51

12

101:51

>> and everybody's going to enjoy it.

101:53

>> And they're all going to enjoy it.

101:54

>> Yeah. Even if even though it's just

101:56

clean, it's always clean. It's

101:58

hilarious.

101:58

>> It's hilarious. He's really funny. But

102:00

he's really funny.

102:00

>> Gaffigan has that thing, too.

102:02

>> Definitely. The whole family can go.

102:04

>> Sebastian has that thing, too.

102:05

>> Like, you can bring anybody to see

102:07

Sebastian

102:07

>> and they'll they'll all have a good

102:08

time. Yeah. But yeah, that he can do

102:10

three [ __ ] arena shows in a city.

102:12

It's crazy.

102:13

>> Yeah, it is nuts. But there's more

102:15

people doing that now. Like I mentioned,

102:17

Sebastian, you, Bert, Tony. I mean,

102:20

there's Shane. Shane's doing a football

102:23

arena.

102:24

>> That's crazy.

102:24

>> A stadium. He's doing like 90,000

102:27

people.

102:27

>> Yeah. Lincoln Financial, I think it is.

102:29

just there's people doing that now where

102:32

there's so many of them where when we

102:34

were coming up the only people that had

102:36

done it were Dne and Dice Clay.

102:39

>> Dice. Yeah,

102:39

>> it was Dice Clay and Dane Cook.

102:41

>> And for that you have to just you go

102:42

like that is the internet man. The

102:44

internet made standup global.

102:46

>> Well, the internet made Dne, right?

102:48

Right. That is that's how it was like he

102:50

he got huge from MySpace. He was the

102:51

first guy.

102:52

>> Fact is so many of us can move those

102:53

kinds of tickets. Oh yeah.

102:55

>> It's a it's cuz it's global. I mean,

102:57

when it was just like, "Hey, catch my

102:59

special at Comedy Central at 9:00 on

103:01

Friday."

103:02

>> It's not going to have the same reach.

103:04

>> Right. Right. And it's just clips, too.

103:07

Clips get shared and then there's so

103:09

much word of mouth.

103:11

>> It's like that's the one good thing

103:12

about social media is if something comes

103:15

out and people like it, whether it's a

103:16

new special that dropped or a new song

103:19

or anything, it just gets shared.

103:20

>> It just gets shared. Crazy. Yeah. And

103:22

things just they just take off.

103:24

>> I know. I it's it's why I never I did 40

103:27

arenas this year.

103:29

>> Like I I never I was never thinking that

103:32

would be a thing, you know.

103:34

>> I remember when I met you.

103:36

>> Yeah.

103:36

>> I met you in 2007. We did that uh Real

103:40

Men of Comedy Tour together.

103:42

>> Yeah. We I met you in Phoenix. We did

103:44

the that little Hollywood theater, which

103:46

I love that.

103:46

>> The Celebrity Theater.

103:47

>> Celebrity Theater. Sorry. That's right.

103:49

>> That place is awesome.

103:50

>> It's one of my favorites

103:51

>> in the round. It spins.

103:53

>> It's awesome. That place rules. And I

103:55

always love Phoenix, period. They're

103:57

fun. That's a fun place.

103:58

>> Yeah, that's a really good place. Yeah,

104:00

I went back there on this tour, too. I

104:02

went to the uh I did the the big arena

104:05

there this time. It was [ __ ] amazing.

104:07

It was one of my favorite shows of this

104:08

tour.

104:09

>> Yeah, it's Phoenix rules. Yeah, I've

104:11

done the arena in Phoenix, too. It's

104:13

[ __ ] fun, man. They're fun.

104:14

>> It's a fun city.

104:15

>> Yeah, because they don't have much

104:16

culture, but they do a lot of blow.

104:18

>> They do. They like to party.

104:20

>> They party hard. Phoenix, [laughter]

104:22

Arizona just parties hard.

104:23

>> They party hard.

104:24

>> Well, it's like, think about the people

104:26

that had to settle that place first. And

104:29

you got Cowboys and Mexicans, just

104:31

[ __ ] wild people. It is, dude. And

104:33

then you got Scottdale, which is all

104:35

rich people.

104:35

>> I remember we went to dinner like that,

104:38

I think the night before, just like a

104:40

steakhouse. And we were just like we

104:42

were like observing that when you go to

104:45

dinner at a like the steakhouse in

104:47

Phoenix, it feels like an afterparty,

104:49

but it's just dinner. Do you know what I

104:50

mean? Like the vibe in there is that

104:52

people are having a [ __ ] good time.

104:54

>> They're partying.

104:55

>> That's what Phoenix feels like.

104:57

>> Yeah. I I always liked it because it was

105:00

not Hollywood, you know? Yeah.

105:02

>> In every way.

105:03

>> It was just not Hollywood that those

105:05

people had no preconceived ideas of

105:08

their own celebrity. They didn't want to

105:10

become famous. Like the problem with LA

105:12

is the entire culture is wrapped around

105:15

the possibility that you might become

105:17

famous. Yeah. and that everybody really

105:19

secretly wants to become famous and some

105:20

people might make it and some people

105:22

won't. But the reason that they came

105:23

there in the first place is to be famous

105:24

because they wanted to be famous.

105:26

>> Phoenix, they just want Coke. [laughter]

105:28

>> When I get some Coke to my [ __ ]

105:31

party, I'm playing golf in the day and

105:33

I'm doing Coke and I'm having a good

105:34

[ __ ] time.

105:35

>> They're wild people.

105:36

>> That theater thing, too. There's um I I

105:38

don't know if I'm right about this, but

105:40

I've been told that there's only two

105:42

maybe three theaters left in the round

105:46

in the country. That's the only one that

105:47

I know of.

105:48

>> Well, there's the one in Long Island

105:49

that I also did that was it's so [ __ ]

105:51

fun.

105:51

>> Which one's that?

105:52

>> Westbury Music Hall, I think it's

105:53

called. Is that what it's called?

105:55

>> I've heard of that place. I didn't know

105:56

that was in the round, too.

105:57

>> That's in the round. It is so [ __ ]

105:59

fun.

105:59

>> The round rules.

106:00

>> I just did it. I did it a couple months

106:02

ago. It was one of the most fun shows of

106:04

the entire tour.

106:04

>> I try to explain to people who've never

106:06

done it like, "Oh, arena." I'm like,

106:07

"I'm telling you, it's oddly intimate

106:10

>> because everybody's facing everybody

106:12

else.

106:12

>> We're all in this together. It's not

106:14

just a mass of people staring at a

106:16

stage, right?

106:17

>> We're all wrapped up together. It's

106:19

cooler.

106:19

>> It's cool.

106:20

>> Yeah. It's a better vibe. It feels

106:22

better.

106:23

>> You would love this theater.

106:24

>> I'm sure.

106:24

>> Yeah. It was It's [ __ ] rad.

106:26

>> I love that Phoenix one. That one rules.

106:28

But do do any show that you could do in

106:30

the round. It's like the first time I

106:31

did it, I remember. I don't understand.

106:33

Where do I move?

106:34

>> I think the first one I did was when we

106:35

met.

106:35

>> Yeah,

106:35

>> cuz I was also

106:36

>> might have been my first one, too.

106:37

>> I was kind of like intimidated. I was

106:40

like, "What the [ __ ] dude?" And then

106:41

somebody told me once, it might have

106:42

been Louis told me that I think it was

106:45

him that told me when I was doing the

106:48

like going into arenas, he's like,

106:50

"You're your instinct will be to stay in

106:52

the middle, but you should go further

106:54

out to the edges because when you're

106:56

further out to the outside of of the

106:59

stage that's in the round, you're

107:01

actually open to more people. Does that

107:03

make sense?"

107:04

>> Yes.

107:04

>> Cuz like if you're on this edge of the

107:07

round stage, more people can see you

107:09

over here,

107:10

>> right? And you're closer to them.

107:11

>> You're closer to them, too.

107:12

>> Yeah. It's more intimate. If you're in

107:13

the middle, it's like you're all

107:14

standoffish. You have so much. You can

107:16

come closer to me. Yeah. Why are you all

107:17

the way over there?

107:18

>> Yeah. That's right.

107:18

>> Yeah.

107:19

>> Yeah.

107:19

>> Walking around, too, is fun.

107:21

>> That to me is I told somebody is what I

107:24

think makes my performance better is

107:26

that I'm a naturally kind of standill

107:29

guy.

107:29

>> Yeah.

107:30

>> But the round makes me move. Even though

107:33

it's subtle movement, that keeps you

107:35

more engaged

107:36

>> because there's a constant movement to

107:38

it. Even if it's slow,

107:39

>> it's fun.

107:40

>> It is a fun thing.

107:41

>> Yeah, it's fun. And it is weird that so

107:44

many of us get to do that now.

107:46

>> It's so bizarre.

107:47

>> It wasn't It wasn't the case at all.

107:49

>> It's so bizarre.

107:50

>> I did some nutty ones with Dave. We did

107:52

uh the Tacoma Dome. That was 25,000

107:55

people.

107:55

>> [ __ ] crazy.

107:55

>> It [laughter] was so so nuts. It was so

107:59

nuts. It was so many people, man.

108:01

>> That's so many. That's so many.

108:02

>> It's very strange.

108:03

>> I did a couple with you guys. I did um I

108:07

did New Orleans with you guys.

108:08

>> Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was fun.

108:10

>> And I think we did Nashville or

108:11

something or Memphis together, too.

108:13

>> Yeah, I think it was Nashville.

108:14

>> The most fun one though, ever, this will

108:16

I think this will always be in my memory

108:19

is when we did the like Vegas is back.

108:24

>> Oh, yeah.

108:25

>> In the round.

108:26

>> Oh yeah, that was fun

108:26

>> at the MGM Arena.

108:28

>> Yeah, that was fun.

108:28

>> And we were un I was unannounced.

108:30

>> Yeah.

108:31

>> And a couple other people were too. I

108:32

forget who was on that, but I remember

108:34

the absolute like pandemonium of that

108:39

place where I was like shaking cuz cuz

108:42

it was like things had been shut down

108:44

>> and they're like this show is back. The

108:46

shows are back and this is the show to

108:48

open Vegas again.

108:50

>> I don't think we'll ever feel that

108:51

again.

108:51

>> Not like that. Hopefully not because

108:53

that means that the world went crazy

108:54

again.

108:55

>> That's exactly right. And it was like

108:56

you can't duplicate that. You can't

108:58

duplicate it. It's almost like when you

109:00

have an improv on like an off-the-cuff

109:02

line of something that just happened in

109:04

like you can't manufacture that, right?

109:06

>> You said the thing because this

109:08

happened, right?

109:08

>> And like the world had shut down. Yeah.

109:11

>> And they're like here's a stand-up show

109:12

in in the round in the arena. Joe, Dave,

109:15

>> and the crowd was just like I mean it

109:18

was like a fever pitch.

109:19

>> It was so There was so many people

109:20

hanging out backstage. Remember that?

109:22

>> Oh my god.

109:22

>> There was so many people. I was like

109:24

I've never seen this many celebrities at

109:25

our shows.

109:26

>> There was there was a room. They were

109:28

like, "This is the red room." And this

109:31

was backstage. And there was like 200

109:32

people in there.

109:33

>> Oh. So packed.

109:34

>> And I brought you in there because you

109:35

had didn't know about it either. I was

109:36

like, "Have you been in here?" And

109:37

you're like, "What the [ __ ] is all

109:38

this?" [laughter]

109:39

>> It's a whole extra room.

109:40

>> A whole extra room of like just people

109:42

hanging out. Yeah.

109:43

>> Yeah. [clears throat] A whole extra room

109:44

of like comics that I hadn't seen in

109:46

years cuz everybody was kind of

109:47

celebrating the fact that we could do

109:49

shows again.

109:49

>> It was the best.

109:50

>> They all came out.

109:51

>> That was a such a special show.

109:53

>> Yeah. I mean, there was boxers there and

109:55

rappers. It was like people were out.

109:58

It's like there's something to do again.

110:00

It was like there was [clears throat] a

110:01

a feeling in the air.

110:03

>> It was so And people some people were

110:04

still scared. There's still people

110:06

wearing masks.

110:07

>> Yeah.

110:07

>> It was

110:08

>> It was July. I remember that. It was

110:09

July.

110:10

>> Some people just didn't want to let it

110:12

go. They were still connected to this

110:13

idea that we could all die at any

110:15

moment.

110:15

>> Yeah, that's true. [laughter]

110:18

[gasps]

110:19

>> I still see those people.

110:20

>> Yeah. They're still in some places.

110:21

>> Yeah. Some people that got broken. They

110:24

got broken.

110:26

they got broken. The stress of that

110:28

whole thing

110:28

>> was also kind of depends on who you were

110:30

around too, right? Oh, yeah. Because I

110:32

mean I think I you could put me with

110:34

certain people then I would have been

110:36

even more apprehensive.

110:38

>> Well, that was the thing that I felt

110:40

about coming here like really quickly

110:42

that people here were not nearly as

110:44

scared as people are in California. The

110:46

whole attitude of the government here

110:47

was very different. They were like

110:48

things should stay open. I remember I

110:50

went and met with the governor and had

110:52

dinner with him and he was like, you

110:54

know, we got to let people live their

110:55

lives. They need freedom.

110:57

>> Yeah.

110:58

>> Like you should be able to make your own

110:59

decisions doing this. I was like, yeah,

111:01

I agree. And this is like before the

111:02

vaccine.

111:03

>> Really?

111:04

>> Yeah. And people had already started

111:06

doing shows out here. We started doing

111:07

shows out here early. We tested

111:09

everybody. Remember we did those stub

111:11

shows.

111:11

>> Oh, that's right.

111:12

>> Yeah. Dave Dave and I did these shows at

111:15

Stubs. We did a whole series of shows,

111:17

which is an outdoor venue.

111:18

>> Yeah. And we tested the whole crowd.

111:20

>> So we tested these people for like

111:23

>> an hour before the show. Everybody

111:25

queued up. Everybody got tested. And we

111:27

only wound up removing like two

111:29

different people that were positive.

111:31

>> That's it.

111:31

>> Yeah. Yeah. Most people knew that they

111:34

weren't sick,

111:35

>> you know, and we weren't doing PCR,

111:37

right, which is the one that really gets

111:39

a lot of false positives.

111:41

They found out recently there was an

111:43

estimate that PCR testing the false

111:46

positives might have been as high as

111:47

86%.

111:49

>> 86.

111:50

>> Yeah. The guy who invented the PCR

111:53

testing, Carrie Mullis, said it should

111:55

never be used to detect diseases. It's

111:58

like it's not what it's for. And he said

111:59

if you ramp the cycles up high enough,

112:01

you could find almost anything in

112:03

people.

112:04

>> I did something once is shameful. I was

112:07

uh I had to test for like a trip

112:09

somewhere and then I had to sub I had to

112:12

like do it on a Zoom with somebody

112:14

>> and it came out positive. So I threw it

112:16

out the window and then they were like

112:18

where is it? I go my kid just threw it

112:19

out the window [laughter]

112:23

>> and they're like what was it? I was like

112:24

I don't remember. I I'll do it again.

112:26

And then I just waited a week again.

112:28

[laughter]

112:32

I remember the second time I tested

112:35

positive. So, I tested positive once.

112:36

That was the whole horse dewormer CNN

112:39

thing. And then the second time I tested

112:40

positive, I didn't even know I had it. I

112:43

couldn't believe it was real. I came in

112:45

here sniffily. I came in here straight

112:47

from the gym and I said, "I I got the

112:49

sniffles." I I said to Mercy, the nurse,

112:52

I said, "Uh, I go, "Must be COVID." Just

112:54

joking around. And she goes, "Actually,

112:56

you're positive." I'm like, "No [ __ ]

112:59

way." Like, "No way."

113:00

>> Cuz you felt Yeah.

113:01

>> fine. So, I got IV vitamin D drip, NAD,

113:04

the whole deal. 24 hours later, I was

113:07

negative.

113:07

>> That NAD shit's amazing.

113:09

>> Amazing.

113:09

>> Amazing. And also, I'll say this, and

113:11

this is I I'm telling you, I have, knock

113:13

on wood, I have not gotten sick in a

113:17

while.

113:17

>> Oh, yeah. You're healthy now.

113:18

>> I'm healthy.

113:19

>> That's how it works.

113:19

>> That's how it works. [laughter]

113:21

But

113:23

during the movie I did over the summer

113:25

and during production on series the

113:27

first season one of of my show,

113:30

there were days like I remember the

113:32

first day we were shooting Bad Thoughts

113:34

season one. I was getting a cold and I

113:38

did NAD

113:39

like 500 milligrams or whatever

113:42

>> like the high dose three days in a row

113:45

>> and I was no long and I had never

113:46

experienced anything like that cuz I was

113:48

the type of person where like I get a

113:50

cold and I am [ __ ] for like weeks.

113:53

>> Mhm.

113:53

>> And then the next time that I felt this

113:56

like I'm like you know you feel you know

113:58

you're like oh I'm getting sick.

114:00

>> It would I I did I was like I'm doing

114:01

the NAD thing again. three days in a row

114:04

just jamming that [ __ ] into me like high

114:05

dosage completely went away.

114:08

>> That's crazy.

114:08

>> It like it didn't dip into like now

114:10

you're really sick. It just was like I'm

114:12

getting sick. I'm not sick anymore.

114:13

>> Yeah, that was part of my COVID routine

114:16

when I the first time I had COVID I did

114:18

NAD along with IV vitamins. I don't even

114:20

think I mentioned NAD when I did that

114:22

little video that went viral. But that

114:26

was uh I I recommend that to anybody

114:29

whenever they get sick. Uh, it's

114:30

unbelievable.

114:30

>> High dose of vitamin C is amazing, too.

114:33

>> Amazing.

114:34

>> I can't believe it.

114:35

>> Yeah, highdose vitamins introvenously

114:38

when you're not feeling well is

114:39

phenomenal because it gives your body

114:41

all the weapons that it needs to fight

114:43

off whatever the [ __ ] it's dealing with.

114:44

>> I feel like doing it tomorrow.

114:45

>> You should do it tomorrow.

114:46

>> Yeah,

114:47

>> you should do it all the time. You know

114:48

what else you should start doing? Like I

114:49

told you, red light bed.

114:50

>> I know. You've been on that for a

114:51

minute.

114:51

>> Yeah. It's amazing. It's incredible.

114:54

>> You said it helps your vision.

114:55

>> It helped my vision 100%.

114:57

>> I don't even understand that. Well, red

114:59

light skin stuff.

115:00

>> Red light helps gets collagen or

115:03

something.

115:03

>> Let's put that into our sponsor,

115:05

Perplexity. What is the uh benefits that

115:08

red light has on your vision? Why does

115:10

it work? But it works 100%. I could tell

115:13

you for a fact. There's two things that

115:15

I've done. One thing, I've taken a lot

115:17

of supplements for eyesight. Uh I always

115:20

talk about this company, Pure

115:21

Encapsulations. I have no affiliation

115:23

with them. I just buy their stuff.

115:25

There's they have a thing called macular

115:26

support. It's yeah, I take that stuff.

115:29

So, I take that stuff and I've been very

115:30

consistent with that.

115:32

>> Um, it has a bunch of nutri I showed it

115:34

to Huberman and he went over the list

115:35

and he was like, "Oh, this is all great

115:36

stuff."

115:37

>> Um, I take that and I do red light

115:39

multiple days a week and it took a

115:42

while. Uh, in the beginning I thought it

115:44

was actually making my eyesight worse

115:46

cuz I was like

115:47

>> cuz your eyes are covered during it,

115:48

right?

115:48

>> No, I keep them open.

115:49

>> Keep your eyes open.

115:50

>> Red light. Yeah. Red light therapy using

115:52

deep red wavelengths around 60 670 Nm. I

115:56

don't know whether nanometers shows

115:58

promise in improving declining vision by

116:00

boosting mitochondrial function in the

116:02

retinal cells. Studies indicate benefits

116:05

particularly for age related vision

116:06

loss. That's me. Macular degeneration

116:08

and other eye conditions. Morning

116:10

exposure appears most effective with

116:12

effects lasting up to a week. Um so I do

116:15

it I try to do it three times a week.

116:17

>> How long do you do it for?

116:18

>> I do it 20 minutes. It says short

116:20

sessions like 3 minutes weekly can

116:21

enhance color contrast vision by 17 to

116:24

20%. adults over 34 with greater gains

116:27

in older participants. That's me.

116:28

>> I'm getting it.

116:29

>> It's It makes a big difference. Uh

116:31

therapy supports retinal health by

116:32

reducing inflammation, improving visual

116:34

acuity, and slowing proto uh photo

116:38

receptor decline. Emerging evidence also

116:41

suggests help for dry eyes, myopia

116:44

progression in children, and diabetic

116:46

retinopathy.

116:48

It works. I'm telling you, it works 100%

116:50

with me. I used to struggle reading the

116:52

screen sometimes. It would be kind of

116:53

blurry. for you. I have to like Jamie,

116:55

make it bigger. Now I I can see things

116:57

way better than I used to be.

116:58

>> I wear glasses.

116:58

>> When I said Jamie, make it bigger. I

117:00

used to say I used to

117:01

>> I wear I wear glasses all the time now.

117:03

>> I don't need them when I look at text

117:05

messages anymore. I don't need them when

117:06

I read emails anymore. And I don't need

117:08

them on my computer anymore, which is a

117:09

big one.

117:10

>> Because I always used it when I wrote.

117:13

And then I realized the other day like,

117:14

oh my god, I'm writing and I don't have

117:16

my glasses on.

117:16

>> Joey Diaz will be so happy if I

117:20

>> What are you doing with those [ __ ]

117:20

glasses?

117:21

>> You're wearing your glasses with

117:22

>> I called him up today. I I go I'm doing

117:24

a podcast with security. He goes, he met

117:26

Pepe Le Pew over there in France and now

117:28

he's making quissants. Who's this

117:30

[ __ ] guy with his glasses?

117:32

>> Glasses. He's always on me for that.

117:34

>> I mean, that's Joey.

117:35

>> That's Joey. It's not Pepe Lew.

117:38

[laughter]

117:38

>> His name is Gian Basta. And uh it's

117:40

Italian. It's an Italian bakery. Yes.

117:43

>> Well, it's a problem. It is a problem.

117:44

>> That chocolate croissant you gave me is

117:46

a real problem.

117:46

>> Telling you.

117:47

>> Buttery and flaky and perfect.

117:50

>> It's perfect, dude. It's why I fell in

117:51

love.

117:51

>> I like a little more chocolate in there.

117:52

I can I can tell him. I can tell.

117:54

>> A little more chocolate. Just a little.

117:56

Don't be stingy with the chocolate.

117:57

>> I fell in love with that chocolate

117:59

croissant when I lived in LA. And that

118:01

you know that guy was in my

118:02

neighborhood.

118:03

>> Oh,

118:03

>> that's how this all started.

118:04

>> That's probably

118:05

>> And I would walk down there and

118:06

sometimes I would buy like two dozen

118:10

and then I would walk I would walk back

118:12

to my house and I would give away

118:13

croissants to people walking down the

118:15

street. I'd be like, "You got to try

118:16

these."

118:16

>> Just regular people.

118:17

>> Regular people. I didn't even know them.

118:18

I just got these croissants.

118:19

>> What if they thought you were psycho? I

118:21

mean, I guess they didn't, but they they

118:23

would take them and I would I mean, I

118:25

didn't give them all away. I would I

118:26

would eat a lot of them, too. But

118:28

>> I stayed in touch with this guy and I

118:31

would every once in a while I would go

118:32

there and I would I would get some of

118:35

their pastries and I would do like an

118:37

Instagram video like, "Hey, I'm at this

118:38

place." And I would just say it and then

118:41

I became friends with them and they go,

118:43

"Hey, you know, when you do that, there

118:44

were like a hundred people came today."

118:45

I was like, "Oh, that's cool." It was

118:46

just like a friend. There was no

118:48

business really. I was just doing it

118:49

because I liked it. We always stayed in

118:51

touch and I moved here and I go, "Oh,

118:53

when I'm in LA, I'm going to try to stop

118:55

by and see you guys." Like that kind of

118:56

thing. And we stayed in touch and I

118:58

always be like, "It would be awesome if

118:59

you opened one in Austin."

119:01

>> That conversation continued and then

119:04

eventually we talked like, "Hey, what if

119:06

we really did this?" And that

119:07

conversation started like over a year

119:08

ago. And then our our fixed location

119:11

will open in March, but we have a popup

119:14

right now.

119:14

>> I just don't know how you have the time

119:15

for all this.

119:16

>> Well, I'm not Here's the thing. I'm I'm

119:18

not the one like I don't bake, right?

119:22

>> You know, I'm I'm the I'm a business

119:23

partner in this and I I market it in

119:25

that I promote it, but the the

119:28

[clears throat] easiest thing is to

119:30

market something that's that's

119:31

fantastic,

119:32

>> right? And I I actually thought about

119:34

the fact that I was like for me this is

119:37

like like people trust your opinion on

119:41

one of the reasons I think that on it

119:43

was successful with you is that they're

119:45

like this guy knows

119:47

workouts he knows vitamins. He knows

119:49

like they they you have credibility in

119:51

that. You know what I mean? Like having

119:52

credibility in something is a is is

119:54

really important for me. It's like

119:56

>> if there's one thing I completely trust

119:58

myself on is if I'm like this tastes

120:00

good. I I don't doubt it. I'm like,

120:02

"This is good. I know what it's good.

120:04

I've eaten at the best restaurants all

120:07

over the world." And this is like my

120:08

favorite one of my favorite things has

120:10

always been croissants and and things

120:12

like this. So, when I had his and I knew

120:14

they were amazing. It was like there's

120:16

no like I'm selling it. I'm I'm not like

120:18

being like, "Ah, you should, you know,

120:20

I'm not I'm making up this shit's

120:21

amazing." So, all I do is go like, "It's

120:24

open. It's [ __ ] amazing." And we're

120:26

selling We've sold out every day. We've

120:29

never not sold out. Well, once you eat

120:30

one of them, I get it.

120:31

>> Yeah, it's [ __ ] And and he's always

120:34

coming up with like I at first I was

120:36

like, we're opening a croissant place,

120:37

but he's doing like, you know, uh like

120:40

the homemade faukatcha bread, Italian

120:43

sandwiches. He does homemade pizza. It's

120:45

all every day and he's whatever like

120:47

inspires him, he makes that. It's all

120:49

he's amazing. So, it's like the easiest

120:51

thing to be like, "Yeah, this is this is

120:53

my bakery

120:54

>> food."

120:54

>> Yeah, I [ __ ] love it.

120:56

>> Such a truck. I've thought about doing

120:58

that with an Italian deli.

121:00

>> Yeah,

121:00

>> I've I've talked to Giovani very

121:02

briefly. Giovani Italian deli. Yeah,

121:04

that place. Opening up one of those out

121:06

here. How incredible would that be?

121:08

>> Incredible.

121:08

>> Those sandwiches I sent me and Joe D.

121:10

Rosa, we send each other sandwiches.

121:11

>> Yeah, Joe has his sandwich place.

121:13

>> His sandwich place is great. Joey Roses

121:15

is [ __ ] great. I sent him this place

121:17

in um in Toronto. God, what is it

121:21

called? Something crude. Hold on a

121:22

second. I'll I'll find it.

121:25

Oh, what happened to Oh, the iPhone made

121:29

everything different. Where'd you put it

121:30

on? [ __ ] Search in the bottom. That's

121:33

it.

121:34

>> Uh, Crude. It's in Toronto. The

121:36

sandwiches.

121:37

>> Go to their Instagram. If you can go

121:39

that where it says Crudeau Pizza up

121:41

there, that's their Instagram.

121:42

>> Go down to their Instagram and find some

121:44

of their [ __ ] sandwiches, bro. Look

121:46

at these [ __ ] sandwiches.

121:48

>> Oh, yeah.

121:49

>> Bro, look at these sandwiches with their

121:51

homemade bread. Look at these are

121:53

insane. And the bread's got a nice

121:55

little char on it. And they the bread

121:57

comes out piping hot from the oven and

121:59

they make the sandwich on this piping

122:01

hot bread.

122:02

>> Yeah.

122:02

>> Show me one of them videos where they're

122:04

pulling the sandwiches out and making

122:05

them because there's a few where you get

122:08

to see how hot the bread is. Scroll down

122:11

a little bit. Um Oh, no. Stop. Stop.

122:14

Stop. Stop. Go up. Go. No, no, no. Back

122:16

there. You Oh, look at that, Tommy. Look

122:18

at No, no. You missed it. Watch this.

122:20

When he cuts it open. Oh, and this.

122:22

Yeah.

122:22

>> Oh, look at that. The mortar. Look at

122:26

this.

122:28

>> Jesus Christ.

122:28

>> Oh my god. Look how insane that is. This

122:31

is my drug. Like, this is If I have a

122:33

problem with food, it's this. Yeah.

122:35

>> It's Italian cold cut sandwiches and

122:38

pasta.

122:38

>> Yeah.

122:39

>> Those are the problems. I have a real

122:40

problem with not eating that. Like,

122:43

olive oil on it. Look how he seals it

122:44

up. Look at this.

122:46

>> Oh, look how it comes out of the oven,

122:48

bro. Are you kidding me?

122:48

>> You know what my guy started making now?

122:50

like he's just on a whim he's like I

122:51

made lasagna today.

122:52

>> Oh no.

122:53

>> So he's doing and then he's doing like

122:54

different versions of it. Did one with

122:56

like brisket in it like just crazy

122:59

things and they it just goes.

123:01

>> Of course.

123:01

>> Yeah. It's called by the way it's called

123:02

Chicho Bomba which is what you call the

123:04

name of it. Yeah. It's the name of the

123:05

bakery. It's called Chicho Bomba which

123:07

is what you call a little fat ass kid in

123:08

Italy [laughter]

123:11

>> cuz bombas like explode. So like when it

123:13

gets a little fat ass.

123:14

>> That's funny. It's called a fat ass.

123:16

>> Yeah. It's called a little fat ass.

123:17

>> Little fat ass kid.

123:18

>> Yeah. That's hilarious. Great idea,

123:21

dude.

123:21

>> Yeah, he's he's he's awesome. Him and

123:22

Marlo. [sighs]

123:24

>> It's hard staying thin, isn't it?

123:26

>> Especially now you're in the 180s.

123:28

>> It's It is.

123:29

>> You could let it go. You could let it

123:30

go.

123:30

>> Yeah, I could let it go.

123:31

>> Oh, yeah. Look at you. Look at you. They

123:33

got excited about letting it go.

123:34

>> Yeah, let it go.

123:35

>> I own a bakery.

123:36

>> Yeah. Just [ __ ] not text your trainer

123:38

back. [ __ ] you, man. [ __ ] you.

123:40

>> And when I stopped by there, too, you

123:42

know, it's like I have access to all of

123:44

this.

123:44

>> Yeah. You could eat free.

123:45

>> Oh, yeah. And then

123:46

>> whatever you want. You can have them

123:47

make you things. I give I give most I

123:49

take a bite of things and I'm like

123:50

that's delicious and then I stop myself.

123:53

I'll let myself have a full thing, but

123:56

not every day, dude. Not even not even

123:58

every few days. Like once a week, maybe.

124:00

>> When I used to come home from the store,

124:01

uh two things were a problem. One of

124:03

them was Jerry's Famous Deli.

124:05

>> I would go remember Jerry's Famous Deli.

124:07

They're gone now. Isn't that amazing?

124:10

>> Jerry's Deliy's gone.

124:11

>> Jerry's Deliy's gone. There was one in

124:13

Woodland Hills. That's gone. That was

124:14

the one I used to go to all the time. I

124:16

think I think they're all gone now. I

124:18

don't know if any of them still exist.

124:20

Hopefully, one still exists. Jerry's

124:22

Famous Deli was [ __ ] great. They had

124:24

the best chicken noodle soup, man. It

124:25

ruled. And they had pastrarami Rubins.

124:27

Oh, pastrami Rubins with steak fries.

124:30

They were so good. And if I was hungry

124:32

coming home from the store, that would

124:33

be the spot. The other spot that was a

124:34

real problem was crispy cream

124:37

[ __ ] donuts.

124:38

>> I would drive by and I'd see that hot

124:40

sign on.

124:43

>> Cheeseburgers, too, are a problem. In

124:44

and out. It's a problem.

124:46

>> That's a problem.

124:46

>> That's a problem.

124:47

>> There was that one in West Hollywood

124:48

that I used to love. I forget the name

124:50

of that place. It was right near where I

124:52

was working in postp production. The

124:54

burgers were [ __ ] unbelievable.

124:56

>> Another problem was Caners.

124:58

>> Can I think that place is still open?

125:01

Open 24 hours a day.

125:02

>> That was post show fun.

125:04

>> Always great post. I told you this

125:06

before cuz you know the power of

125:07

delusion is is strong

125:09

>> is that when I would tour with you this

125:12

is like

125:14

I would say like 2009 10 uh Delta

125:18

Terminal used to be terminal 5 at LAX.

125:20

Sometimes we would get back and we we

125:23

would land because we would land the

125:25

morning, right? We did the show the

125:26

night before.

125:26

>> Mhm.

125:27

>> They had a like a little deli bakery

125:30

coffee place that had really good

125:33

chocolate croissants.

125:34

>> Oh, I remember that place. Yeah.

125:35

>> Yeah.

125:35

>> And sometimes we would we'd be walk by

125:37

and you'd get one. I was like, "Well,

125:38

Joe got one. I should get [laughter]

125:39

one." Like, "He's in shape. I'm in

125:41

shape." Like, "This isn't bad." Like I

125:43

just tell myself like, "You can eat

125:45

this."

125:45

>> And cuz you would have you love those. I

125:47

remember those.

125:48

>> Chocolate croissants rule. That's why

125:49

when you brought this one, I was like,

125:50

"Oh, that that's a problem."

125:51

>> It's a problem.

125:53

>> But they weren't as good as that.

125:54

>> No. [ __ ] no.

125:55

>> The ones at LAX were pretty good. They

125:57

were okay.

125:57

>> This is like a It's not No [ __ ] This is

125:59

like a three-day process. That's how

126:01

long it takes for them to make a

126:02

bachelor. Yeah.

126:04

>> Yeah. like proofing the bread and it

126:05

stays in this cabinet and they pull I

126:08

mean it's a whole process and and it's

126:10

he has a he makes like folateella which

126:12

is like it's

126:12

>> like he said it that way.

126:13

>> Oh and bombolone you know like just like

126:16

incredible pastries man that like when

126:19

you see them you're just like

126:21

>> don't get fat

126:22

>> bro it's so easy to get fat. Getting

126:24

fat's a giant problem.

126:25

>> The older you get you're just like this

126:27

could be real easy.

126:29

>> Especially if you got obligations, you

126:31

got things to do and you're you're

126:33

tired. I need structure, dude. That's

126:35

what I've learned. I need structure.

126:37

>> I need peace and quiet. So, I I like

126:39

working out by myself.

126:41

>> Yeah.

126:41

>> Yeah. I don't I mean, I like working out

126:43

with comics sometimes. We do those comic

126:45

workouts here. Those are those are

126:46

really fun.

126:47

>> But, uh for me, like my time working out

126:51

when I'm like suffering by myself. I I

126:54

need that.

126:54

>> Yeah.

126:54

>> I need by myself. I don't want anybody

126:56

talking to me about what they saw on the

126:58

news and asking me quotes. You know,

127:00

what's JD Vance like? Like I don't no

127:06

I'm here to [ __ ] get after it.

127:08

>> Yeah. I just I my problem

127:10

>> battling demons.

127:11

>> One of my problems is

127:14

when I get and I know this from Pat like

127:16

you just realized you have patterns.

127:17

>> Mhm.

127:18

>> Is that when I get to like a a good

127:21

place and

127:23

>> relax.

127:24

>> Yeah. And I do it when people are like

127:26

you look good.

127:27

>> Yeah. And then I go oh I'm I'm done.

127:30

[laughter]

127:31

You know, that's that's been my pattern.

127:32

>> Yeah.

127:33

>> So, this time I've just been like,

127:35

>> do not accept that thought.

127:37

>> Yeah.

127:38

>> You know,

127:39

>> Yeah. You can't.

127:41

>> There's no end.

127:42

>> There's no end.

127:43

>> Finish line.

127:44

>> Yeah. It

127:44

>> doesn't exist. Every day is a new unique

127:47

little battle with your inner [ __ ]

127:49

[laughter]

127:50

>> It's really the truth. It is the truth.

127:52

>> That's what it is. Every day you wake

127:53

up, you go to war with your inner [ __ ]

127:56

>> That's why it's good to beat it early.

127:58

Beat that [ __ ] down early. Get in the

127:59

cold water. freeze your [ __ ] dick

128:01

off. Yeah. Get that [ __ ] workout in.

128:04

Getting this on afterwards.

128:06

>> And then you're good.

128:08

>> I'm good today. Today.

128:10

>> Today.

128:10

>> But the food is the bigger challenge for

128:12

me. Like I won't say that like workouts

128:14

aren't hard. They're hard

128:16

>> and like I like it. I like the

128:18

challenge.

128:19

>> Staying on top of like how to eat is is

128:21

the bigger challenge.

128:22

>> Well, there's a problem too with um all

128:24

these new medical advancements. And one

128:27

of them is there's a new peptide that

128:30

they're they're showing is essentially

128:32

like exercise in an injection.

128:35

>> Is that sloop?

128:36

>> I don't know what it is. I I read some

128:38

article about it like quite a while ago

128:40

and I I sent it to Brighgam. I go, "What

128:42

is this?" He's like, "Dude, there's so

128:44

much stuff on the horizon. So much

128:45

groundbreaking stuff." But you're you're

128:47

basically going to be able to get the

128:48

benefits of exercise in a peptide. So

128:50

it'll trick your body to think you

128:51

exercise.

128:52

>> I mean, Sloop does that. Is that what it

128:54

is? That's one of the ones that does.

128:55

It's in a pill form, right? I haven't

128:56

heard about it.

128:56

>> It's called sloop.

128:57

>> Yeah. Yeah.

128:58

>> Do you taken that?

128:59

>> I have taken it. Yeah. I don't have any.

129:00

>> What did I do for you? You got some on

129:02

you?

129:02

>> I'm the Listen, I'm I'm like a crack

129:04

addict. If you tell me something will be

129:06

good, I'll be like, "Cool. I'll inject

129:07

like 40 things into myself." [laughter]

129:09

>> Yeah.

129:10

>> What does this loop do?

129:11

>> Well, they they they did they tested it

129:14

on mice and found that by giving it to

129:17

mice, uh, they decreased their body fat

129:20

and increased muscle, lean mass,

129:22

>> doing nothing.

129:22

>> Doing nothing.

129:23

>> Wow. And so then they have started to

129:26

that's it right there. Sloop 332. Yeah.

129:28

>> Okay. In obese mouse models, Sloop 332

129:32

reduced fat gain by up to 10fold

129:34

compared to controls promoted 12% body

129:37

weight loss and enhanced metabolic

129:39

function without altering appetite or

129:41

activity levels.

129:42

>> Yeah.

129:42

>> Yeah. It's exercise.

129:44

>> It's exercise, dude.

129:45

>> Exercise in a peptide. And you took it

129:47

in a pill?

129:47

>> Yeah.

129:48

>> And so what did it feel like when you

129:49

took it?

129:49

>> Nothing.

129:50

>> Nothing. I felt nothing.

129:51

>> I'm getting that [ __ ] tomorrow. Yeah.

129:53

I'm on it. Let's go.

129:55

>> Let's go.

129:55

>> What happened with your pecker? Did it

129:56

get excited?

129:57

>> Hell yeah. Rock hard 247.

129:59

>> That's what That's what these goddamn

130:00

things do. And you can just buy that

130:02

stuff.

130:03

>> Um

130:04

>> or is that a prescription thing?

130:05

>> I don't think it's a prescription. No,

130:07

you can just buy it. But I think you

130:08

just have to like

130:08

>> go to a compound pharmacy or something.

130:10

>> That kind of place. Yeah.

130:11

>> Yeah. They're trying to shut those

130:12

places down.

130:13

>> Are they FDA?

130:14

>> They want to own all that stuff.

130:15

>> There you go.

130:15

>> There it is. Bam. Amazon.

130:17

>> All over Amazon.

130:18

>> All over Amazon.

130:19

>> Good or not, I don't know. Just check

130:21

your own sources. One of the things that

130:23

I've read about Amazon is that there's a

130:25

lot of fake supplements on Amazon.

130:28

>> Are there?

130:28

>> Yeah, because how does that work? How

130:30

are they even getting up on Amazon?

130:32

>> I think there Well, that's a whole

130:34

different thing. But like they're just

130:35

like copying the labels and stuff and

130:37

making it look like it. So

130:38

>> I've heard that's a problem with Pure

130:39

Encapsulations. So I started buying

130:41

their stuff from their [clears throat]

130:42

website because I read that

130:44

>> because I read that like a high

130:46

percentage was fraud. I don't know if

130:49

you've ever researched this, but

130:50

apparently when I was in Abu Dhabi, they

130:53

were like they have what's considered

130:55

some of like the cleanest vitamins

130:58

>> on like people go there just to get

131:00

vitamins in the UAE.

131:02

>> Really?

131:03

>> Yeah. Like the like really high level

131:05

vitamins for some reason. And I don't

131:06

know what the thought is on that, but

131:08

like a lot of people that travel in that

131:10

region go to UAE to get their vitamins.

131:12

>> That's interesting.

131:13

>> I don't know if their standard is just

131:15

higher. Well, they have so much money.

131:17

They do have a lot of money.

131:18

>> And they also, you know, Shake Taknon is

131:21

a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. Like a

131:22

legit one.

131:23

>> Bad [ __ ]

131:24

>> Yeah. Henzo Gracie Black belt. And he's

131:26

the one that created this Abu Dhabi

131:28

combat club that the championship.

131:31

>> He's also like incredibly fit. Like his

131:33

cardio is out. I I was talking to

131:35

someone.

131:35

>> No, he's a legit black belt. He's he's a

131:37

Henzo Gracie black belt, which like you

131:39

know there's levels of black belts out

131:41

there where you you heard about a guy

131:43

got a black belt from this guy. I never

131:45

heard of that guy. I don't know who that

131:46

guy is, but I'm sure it was good. Yeah.

131:47

>> And then you hear about someone got a

131:49

black belt from Henzo. You're like,

131:50

"Oh." Oh.

131:51

>> Like Guy Richie is a Henzo Gracie Black

131:52

Belt.

131:53

>> Really?

131:53

>> Yeah. Guy Richie is super legit, man.

131:55

Yeah. I know guys have rolled with him.

131:56

They're like, "Dude, he's legit."

131:58

>> Yeah.

131:58

>> Which is I think it's like a Jake Paul

132:00

thing. Like you don't think a [ __ ]

132:02

Jake Paul you can't fight.

132:03

>> What's his name? Isn't um the guy from

132:05

Married with Children.

132:06

>> Ed O'Neal. Legit Gracie Black Belt.

132:08

Yeah. He got his black belt from Horian

132:11

or I think Hian or um at least that

132:15

school. He got it from Gracie Torrance.

132:17

>> That was a surprise one to me. I was

132:18

like, "Really?"

132:19

>> Oh, he's legit, too. Yeah. I had I sat

132:21

next to him once on a plane randomly and

132:23

we spent the entire flight just talking

132:25

about jiu-jitsu. He was so excited.

132:27

>> Oh, that's cool. [laughter]

132:28

>> There he is.

132:29

>> Yes. Uh 2007. Yeah. Hory and Gracie. I

132:32

was right. Two decades of training under

132:34

Gracie. That is another

132:36

>> 42. Wow. That's another very legit black

132:38

belt. You get a black belt from Horian,

132:40

like you have a real black belt. But he

132:42

was he's a big guy, man. He was a

132:44

football player back in the day.

132:45

>> Wow.

132:46

>> Yeah,

132:47

>> that's awesome, man.

132:48

>> Yeah, he's legit. So, we were just, like

132:50

I said, we were just randomly on a plane

132:52

and and we just started talking about

132:54

jiu-jitsu. We were both like little

132:55

kids.

132:56

>> Really?

132:56

>> Yeah. That's cool.

132:57

>> Then I ran into him another time

132:58

randomly in Hawaii in the ocean. I was

133:02

in the ocean. I ran into him. That's

133:04

cool. I was like, "Hey, what are you

133:05

doing, man?

133:07

He's great. I think he's a very nice

133:08

guy.

133:09

>> Very nice guy, too. Easy guy to talk to.

133:11

Like regular person.

133:13

>> You know, there's certain actors I feel

133:15

like we have to get through this

133:17

>> little wall of are you cool? Is this is

133:20

this okay to talk to you? Are you be

133:22

mean to me? Like, is this

133:24

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]

133:24

>> You know, it's like a thing. And they

133:26

think they get weird around comics, too,

133:28

because they they want to wind up in

133:29

your act. I got so lucky uh doing that

133:32

movie over the summer in that I had like

133:34

the best actors like as far as like just

133:38

fun awesome people.

133:39

>> Oh, that's nice.

133:39

>> You know what I mean? Like

133:40

>> did you know they were fun before you

133:41

work with them?

133:42

>> No. And that's and and you know what was

133:43

funny is that they're regular act like

133:44

they go from like set to set to set,

133:46

>> right?

133:47

>> And they kept telling me they were like,

133:49

you know, this is like really special

133:50

what's happening here. And I'd be like,

133:51

what do you mean? They're like, this is

133:52

awesome. Everyone's having the best time

133:53

every day. Everyone's hanging out. We're

133:56

all going to dinner together. We're

133:57

hanging out on weekends. Everyone likes

133:58

each other. It was like the best

134:00

experience.

134:00

>> I think actors sometimes are so

134:02

competitive with each other.

134:03

>> Yeah. We didn't none of that. People

134:05

were just And when when you do have a

134:08

cool vibe like we had, everyone's just

134:10

trying to make every scene better,

134:12

right?

134:13

>> You know, and like you want the guy to

134:15

be like I want him to be super funny in

134:17

this cuz it's going to be funny in the

134:18

movie.

134:18

>> Well, it's like stereotypes get

134:21

created because of the worst people in

134:23

whatever category you're talking about.

134:25

And if you're talking about actors, it's

134:26

not all of them. Some of them are really

134:28

cool.

134:28

>> Yeah, of course.

134:29

>> Like Chris Pratt, I've hung out with

134:30

that guy a bunch of times. He's really

134:32

cool.

134:33

>> Yeah.

134:33

>> Easy to hang out with. Giant movie star

134:36

like but like so normal,

134:37

>> right?

134:38

>> I went elk hunting with that guy.

134:39

>> Really?

134:40

>> Yes.

134:41

>> Super cool guy to everybody. Like easy

134:43

to talk to. We're eating dinner

134:45

together, all hanging out with guys.

134:46

[ __ ] so normal.

134:48

>> It's rare.

134:48

>> Just happens to be a famous actor.

134:50

That's so normal. But there's guys like

134:52

that that you meet him and you go, "Oh,

134:55

okay." Okay. Like Woody Harlson, the

134:56

[ __ ] nicest guy, man.

134:58

>> Woody seems awesome.

134:58

>> So easy to hang. You can't get a hold of

135:00

him. He's got no phone. He's got no

135:02

email.

135:03

>> You had And I'm just a huge fan, but I

135:05

saw a clip. You had uh Billy Bob

135:07

Thornton on.

135:07

>> Oh, he's the best,

135:08

>> dude. I can watch that guy do [ __ ]

135:11

anything.

135:11

>> The best to talk to, too. Like so easy

135:13

to talk to.

135:14

>> And the other one, I think you had him

135:15

on, too. But I always see this guy in

135:18

interviews, and it's always like I end

135:20

up sharing it with everybody, is Ethan

135:22

Hawk.

135:22

>> Ethan Hawk's great. I mean, his his his

135:26

wisdom and like his philosophy on on art

135:29

and on life. I'm like, this guy's like a

135:31

messiah. He's just like so fascinating

135:34

to listen to.

135:35

>> Well, he's a real artist, you know,

135:37

really. And loves like I I asked him

135:39

this question because I' I've always

135:41

wanted to know like is this the same

135:43

thing as like being in the zone and

135:45

other things? Like what happens when

135:47

you're doing a scene? Why is it so

135:49

believable? I know you're Ethan Hawk. I

135:52

know that's Denzel Washington. I know

135:54

that you guys are acting, but yet I'm

135:56

in. Yeah,

135:56

>> I'm in. Like, what is that?

135:58

>> Yeah.

135:59

>> He talked about that. That is It is like

136:02

what it is with standup. It's like a

136:03

hypnosis. It's like they're hypnotized.

136:06

They're so locked in and they believe so

136:08

much what they're saying that you

136:09

believe it too,

136:10

>> right? It's it's um it's truth. It's

136:13

that the the scene reads as true.

136:16

They're not making, you know, there's

136:18

there's there's times when you're

136:19

watching something and you're like, I

136:20

don't buy that. And that's why you step

136:22

out. You step out cuz you're like,

136:24

that's not

136:24

>> it's performative.

136:26

>> Yeah. You realize that someone is

136:27

performing rather than being like really

136:29

locked into it, whatever it is.

136:30

>> Somebody said one time, and I totally

136:32

agree, is like one of the reasons why we

136:34

revere Denzel so much is like every time

136:38

he's on screen, you believe every choice

136:41

that he makes. Yes. You know, you're

136:42

just like, I believe this.

136:44

>> Yeah. There's a only a few people like

136:45

that, you know. Claire Danes is

136:47

definitely one of them.

136:48

>> She's fantastic.

136:49

>> So good, dude. I mean, I don't want to

136:50

give away any parts of it, but there's

136:52

this one part where she finds something

136:53

out and her [ __ ] whole face starts

136:55

shaking.

136:56

>> I was like, "How are you even doing

136:57

that?"

136:57

>> Yeah. It's

136:58

>> She She starts breathing heavy. Nothing

137:00

freaks me out more than someone that

137:02

finds out something crazy and doesn't

137:04

have like a physical reaction to it.

137:06

>> Cuz anybody that's ever had anything

137:08

crazy happen to them, your heart starts

137:09

racing.

137:10

>> Yeah. [panting]

137:10

>> Yeah.

137:11

>> You can't breathe. Yeah. And some people

137:13

just don't nail that. But she she nailed

137:16

it so hard. I felt like she really

137:18

believed it.

137:19

>> Yeah.

137:19

>> You know, and I believe I'm like, "Oh my

137:21

god."

137:21

>> Yeah. You start freaking out, too.

137:22

>> It that scene was so good that I as I

137:25

was watching I was like, "Damn, she's

137:26

good." That's why I was thinking during

137:28

the scene, I was like, "Damn, she's

137:29

good."

137:30

>> You have to call me when you finish

137:31

this.

137:31

>> I will.

137:32

>> It's it's it's so good.

137:34

>> She ruled in Homeland, too. She was

137:36

great in that, too.

137:37

>> Yeah. She's really a tremendous actress.

137:39

Do you ever see the conversation she

137:40

had? [laughter]

137:43

She had a a conversation with uh [ __ ]

137:45

what's his name? The vaccine dancer guy

137:47

Colob Bear. And uh like she was talking

137:50

about the CIA being involved in all all

137:53

sorts of different things and see if you

137:56

can find it because he like changes the

137:57

subject like immediately.

137:58

>> Really? [laughter]

138:00

>> Yeah. Because she's like saying wild

138:02

[ __ ] about the CIA. Well, the CIA being

138:05

involved in I forget exactly the context

138:08

of what you were saying. Something here

138:10

it is.

138:11

>> Spy camp for us uh producers and writers

138:14

and

138:14

>> really. Yeah.

138:15

>> Is it like you know?

138:16

>> Yeah. So, we park ourselves in a a club

138:18

in Georgetown and talk to like real

138:23

spooks and you know, people in the

138:25

intelligence community and and the State

138:27

Department and journalists and people

138:29

who really

138:29

>> what do they tell you that like what

138:30

what's the most surprising thing that

138:32

they've told you about their jobs or

138:33

something you would need to know from?

138:34

>> Well, every year it's different, right?

138:36

we've been at it for a while and and the

138:38

climate has been has changed. But this

138:41

year it was all about, you know, the

138:42

distrust between the administration and

138:44

and the intelligence world and um and

138:47

the intelligence community was suddenly

138:48

kind of allying itself with journalists,

138:50

which usually ago did you start shooting

138:53

this?

138:55

>> How long did you start doing this show?

138:56

Like [snorts]

138:57

>> the intelligence community aligns itself

139:00

with journalists to try to get rid of

139:01

the president. [laughter] I had I had

139:04

one time this is not the same thing but

139:05

I had a u I know somebody who was very

139:10

high up I'll just say in the

139:11

intelligence community and is older now

139:14

and I have a relationship with them and

139:17

I was talk sometimes we would talk

139:19

through it was through you know my

139:21

parents that that knew these people and

139:24

I was I would love to talk to this

139:25

person because they were so not just

139:27

wellinformed intelligent like fun to

139:29

have a conversation with and I was

139:30

[clears throat] on the phone with And as

139:32

I asked a question, they go, "Not on the

139:34

phone." And I and I I kind of was like

139:37

repeating myself. I go, they go, "Not on

139:39

the phone." I was like, "Oh." Like it

139:42

just it was one of those moments where I

139:43

felt I was like, "Oh, okay." I was like,

139:45

"Yeah, I'll see you later. Sorry."

139:47

[laughter]

139:47

>> I got so scared.

139:48

>> Like I felt like I violated.

139:50

>> I'm sure every phone call they make is

139:52

>> being recorded.

139:53

>> Yeah.

139:54

>> Yeah. Especially if you have inside

139:56

information about something very

139:57

important. You're supposed to stay

139:58

secret about it and you start blabbing.

140:00

That's

140:01

>> hanging out in Scottsdale doing blow.

140:03

>> Yeah.

140:03

>> Talking about what do in Syria.

140:05

>> Oh yeah.

140:05

>> Yeah. Yeah.

140:06

>> You wind up getting whacked by some

140:09

crazy person that kills himself.

140:10

>> Car accident or something.

140:11

>> Yeah. Something happens.

140:12

>> Yeah.

140:12

>> You know about this MIT Fusion guy that

140:14

got assassinated.

140:16

>> Supposedly the same guy who assassinated

140:19

the MIT Fusion guy also went to Brown

140:22

University and shot people at Brown and

140:24

then killed himself.

140:26

>> Really?

140:26

>> Yeah. And a lot of people are like,

140:28

"What? This guy was working on

140:30

groundbreaking energy. He was working on

140:33

fusion at MIT.

140:36

And he was also talking about the poles,

140:39

the earth's poles shifting. And that

140:41

this is a natural process that happens

140:44

that we have to do to keep our

140:45

magnetosphere that protects us from the

140:48

[ __ ] rays of space.

140:49

>> What is our world, dude? What is

140:51

happening?

140:51

>> There's a lot of people that get killed

140:53

because they are inventing things that

140:55

are going to disrupt industries. That's

140:56

what I believe. And this is why we

140:58

scroll. It takes six hours on TikTok.

141:00

He's just like, I don't want to [ __ ]

141:01

>> Yeah. You don't want to know. You don't

141:03

certain things you don't want to know.

141:04

And Kurt Mezer texts me all of them.

141:07

>> Really?

141:07

>> Text me all of them. Everything that I

141:09

don't want to know, they it shows up.

141:11

I'm like, [ __ ] Or Dylan. Tim Dylan text

141:14

me. And I texted to them, too. If I find

141:16

something out cuz there's just so much

141:18

nutty [ __ ] in the world. But you're

141:20

like, what is going on?

141:24

Like people getting whacked and

141:29

>> Yeah. It can overwhelm you.

141:30

>> It can overwhelm you. Yeah.

141:31

>> Yeah. And I know so many people that are

141:33

like legitimately mentally ill because

141:35

they dwell on that stuff all day long.

141:37

>> Which is why we need the escape.

141:38

>> Yeah.

141:39

>> Yeah.

141:39

>> You need something. And you also should

141:42

limit your amount of time you're exposed

141:43

to all that psychotic behavior

141:46

>> because it starts shaping the way you

141:48

view people. You know, if you if you

141:50

interact with people more on social

141:52

media than you do in real life, it can

141:54

really [ __ ] your head up.

141:55

>> So many people do that.

141:56

>> A lot of people

141:57

>> a lot of people do that.

141:58

>> Yeah. Especially that was one of the

142:00

real problems during co too. So people

142:02

were isolated and that was the only way

142:04

they were interacting with each other.

142:05

>> The [ __ ] up thing is you realize how

142:07

much those people end up like losing

142:11

that connection with other like real

142:13

people.

142:14

>> They think that this is

142:15

>> Yeah. They think this is real life.

142:16

>> This is the real world.

142:18

>> Yeah. Yeah,

142:19

>> they live in the comment section, you

142:20

know.

142:21

>> It's crazy. It's just such a like it's

142:25

like eating food that has no nutrients

142:27

in it and your body's just freaking out

142:29

like where the [ __ ] are the vitamins?

142:31

Yeah,

142:31

>> there's no vitamins in it. It's just

142:33

nonsense.

142:34

And it's also like what percentage of it

142:37

is even real people? It's not a hundred.

142:40

There's a bunch of it. It's just like

142:41

bad actors from other countries and

142:43

people with [ __ ] flags in their bios

142:45

and who knows what is going on. Yeah.

142:48

>> And it's all just to try to shape

142:50

narratives. We're involved in it.

142:51

Russia's involved. China's involved.

142:53

Corporations are involved. There's like

142:56

entire companies that are based around

142:58

crowd campaigns about organizing attacks

143:02

on individuals, organizing narrative

143:04

control or organizing pushing a certain

143:07

narrative. Entire businesses are built

143:09

on that where they try to shape things

143:12

and make things go viral.

143:15

>> Yeah. It's nuts. There's oh my god

143:17

there's so much

143:17

>> it's a

143:18

>> complete new part of our society that

143:20

didn't exist before and it shapes the

143:22

way we view the world and it's being

143:24

purposely manipulated by people and it's

143:26

legal because safeguards haven't put

143:28

into place

143:28

>> and also the amount of times that like

143:31

people are talking to bots

143:33

>> Mhm.

143:34

>> and like losing themselves. I don't mean

143:36

like a scam. I mean like [ __ ] they're

143:38

interacting just like with you're

143:39

interacting with a computer right now.

143:41

>> Uhhuh. Yeah. All the time. I started

143:43

getting these weird WhatsApp group texts

143:46

of investors, people investing in things

143:48

and how much money they're making. This

143:50

is incredible. Sign me up. And like like

143:51

all these random fake people will be in

143:54

the the little group chat talking about

143:57

how oh I can't wait to get involved in

143:59

this. You know, I'm I'm going to go all

144:01

in on this and then trying to get you to

144:03

go, oh, I should go all in.

144:05

>> I want to go all in, too.

144:06

>> I should I should give you my bank

144:08

account number.

144:09

>> Take a bigger position.

144:10

>> Can I wire some money to you? [ __ ] man.

144:13

>> And so many dumb asses get sucked into

144:15

things like that.

144:16

>> The best though is when it happens to um

144:19

like somebody will be like, "I sent 80

144:22

grand to Brad Pit." And you're like,

144:23

"What?" [laughter]

144:25

They're like, "Brad Pit was like

144:27

messaging me and it's just like some

144:29

60-year-old lady and she was like, it

144:31

was, you know, it just felt so real and

144:33

it it's like it's it's like a deep fake.

144:35

He's like, "Hi, Amanda. How is how are

144:39

you today, my love? if you could just

144:41

send me $30,000 to get out of this. And

144:43

then she's like, "And I did it. I feel

144:45

like an idiot." And you're like, "Yeah,

144:47

you [ __ ] thought Brad Pitt needed 30

144:49

grand." Well, here's the thing. If

144:51

you've got a scam, like there's certain

144:52

scams we allow, right?

144:54

>> Yeah.

144:54

>> Like here's one. Tell evangelists. We

144:56

allow that scam. Cuz if you're so dumb

144:58

that you think Robert Tilden is got a a

145:01

red line, direct line to Jesus.

145:03

>> Yeah.

145:03

>> You know, you write a check to me.

145:06

>> Yeah.

145:07

>> The devil's going to win. He bought like

145:09

a G4.

145:10

>> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They all do. They

145:11

all do. This is the one crazy guy that

145:13

was pointing at the reporter with the

145:14

devil.

145:15

>> That's the one. No, that's not Robert

145:16

Tild.

145:16

>> No, but that's the guy who

145:18

>> cuz she was asking him about that.

145:20

>> Perry gave me such a deal.

145:22

>> Yeah.

145:22

>> Well, he just I had to take this plane.

145:24

>> Oh my god.

145:25

>> That guy looks crazy.

145:27

>> Out. Yeah, he looks scary. But that scam

145:30

we allow, you know? We allow certain

145:32

scams.

145:32

>> Yeah, we let that one go.

145:33

>> Like if you're so dumb that you buy into

145:35

that, like that's not even illegal. I do

145:37

feel so so bad though when it happens to

145:40

the elderly. I feel so terrible for

145:42

them.

145:42

>> It's terrible. That guy.

145:43

>> This guy.

145:44

>> Kenneth Copeland.

145:46

>> Yeah, this guy's

145:48

dirty fingers. Imagine that dirty finger

145:50

in your [ __ ]

145:50

>> Here's my plane, y'all.

145:52

>> Dirty plane. Wealthy televangelist

145:54

defends using private aircraft in viral

145:56

exchange.

145:57

>> Yeah.

145:58

>> Yeah.

145:58

>> Media gave me

146:00

>> do all of his work. He got to do all

146:02

that work. preacher who wants $54

146:05

million jet will donate old jet. What a

146:07

good guy.

146:08

>> What a sweet guy. Which that guy?

146:11

>> Jesse Duplantis. See like those guys. We

146:14

allow that. We allow that kind of

146:17

>> which is crazy. They should be in

146:18

prison. They're [ __ ] scumbags.

146:21

>> Yeah, but they're getting people to

146:22

voluntarily get the money, which is

146:24

weird.

146:25

>> Then there was the guy the one

146:27

>> this guy asked his congregation for 65

146:29

million to buy a jet. [laughter] There's

146:31

Do you remember the one that was like

146:32

lock the doors and that was a whole

146:34

scandal? [sighs]

146:35

>> He's like shut the doors. Lock the

146:38

doors.

146:39

>> Oh, for what?

146:39

>> For donations. He's like we are not

146:43

>> That's right. That's right. We're not

146:44

leaving here

146:44

>> until you shut the doors. Yeah.

146:46

>> Yeah. Who is that guy? Pastor locks

146:48

church door. Demands $40,000.

146:50

>> Yeah. [laughter]

146:52

>> Ushers, close the doors.

146:53

>> There's a hundred There's a thousand of

146:54

you close them doors. Ushers, close the

146:57

doors. That is so crazy. That's so

147:00

crazy.

147:02

>> Lock the doors.

147:03

>> People [ __ ] do it.

147:05

[laughter]

147:07

[groaning]

147:08

>> Well, there was a thing during the what

147:10

is it? Katrina or what was it down in

147:13

Houston? So, one of the floods with that

147:15

dude, the the famous one.

147:18

>> Oh, yeah.

147:19

>> [ __ ] the guy that has the big

147:20

[laughter] arena.

147:21

>> Yeah.

147:21

>> What's his name?

147:22

>> Um, [ __ ] What is his name?

147:25

>> [ __ ] his name, Jamie. You know what

147:26

I'm talking about. He's like

147:28

>> big [ __ ] eating grin.

147:29

>> Yeah.

147:30

>> Black hair.

147:30

>> Joel Ostein.

147:31

>> Joel Ostein. That guy. Yeah. [laughter]

147:33

Yeah.

147:34

>> He wouldn't let the homeless go

147:35

anywhere.

147:36

>> Yeah.

147:36

>> Yeah. You can't go. No. No. No.

147:37

>> Like we need places to put people. Not

147:39

in here.

147:40

>> Yeah.

147:40

>> It's going to be gross.

147:41

>> People have lost their homes. No. No.

147:43

No. No. You can't [ __ ] on my floor.

147:44

>> No. Get out of here. [laughter]

147:46

>> The power of Christ.

147:48

>> I think he did eventually let everybody

147:49

in under pressure.

147:50

>> Wow.

147:51

>> I think eventually they shamed him into

147:52

it.

147:53

>> Yeah. He realized like, "Oh yeah, I got

147:54

to What would Jesus do? Oh yeah.

147:57

>> Jesus would just hire more people to

147:58

clean up.

147:59

>> Jesus would get the allnew Global 7500.

148:02

>> Yeah. Jesus would get a new Rolls-Royce.

148:04

>> Unreal.

148:05

>> Yeah. They all do it though. That's

148:07

what's funny. They all have super

148:09

expensive suits

148:09

>> and taxree, right? This is religion.

148:12

Yeah.

148:12

>> That's the nuttiest part. That's the

148:14

weird part about the scam

148:15

>> is that you're allowed to be taxree.

148:17

>> [ __ ] a.

148:18

>> That is weird.

148:19

>> It is weird. It's also weird when you

148:21

think about what happens on the

148:22

corporate level.

148:23

>> Mhm. that there's these corporations

148:26

that make like hundreds [snorts]

148:28

of billions of dollars and they're like,

148:29

"Yeah, they didn't pay tax on this

148:31

because they're this corporation,

148:33

>> right? Those are tax loopholes, though."

148:34

>> Yeah. Well, they'll funnel it to Ireland

148:36

and

148:37

>> and and then not pay tax on. You're

148:39

like,

148:39

>> "Well, supposedly that's what Jeffrey

148:40

Epstein did for people. Found those tax

148:43

loos people with tax loopholes and, you

148:45

know, he helped rich people figure out

148:47

how to

148:48

>> save money, money.

148:50

>> It exists for a reason, right? They're

148:53

>> scumbags.

148:53

>> Yeah.

148:54

>> They've all put it in place. You know,

148:56

>> powers the bego. I got you.

148:57

>> They just want to make sure that they

148:59

keep the most amount of money possible.

149:01

>> Yeah.

149:02

>> And then there's that thing where like

149:03

no one should be a billionaire. Well,

149:04

okay, hang on. Do you like having a

149:06

[ __ ] iPhone?

149:07

>> Yeah.

149:07

>> Somebody had to make that. They're

149:09

working 16 hours a day. They like you

149:11

don't want to be Tim Cook. I'm not

149:13

saying Yeah. Yeah.

149:14

>> You know what I'm saying? You don't want

149:15

to be Steve Jobs. Guy died young because

149:17

of it. But I guess the argument that

149:18

some people make against that is not

149:20

that that guy shouldn't be wealthy. It's

149:22

that when they have this overabundance

149:24

of wealth and that the people that also

149:27

work there don't have like certain

149:29

health coverage or something. You're

149:30

like really like these Amazon warehouse

149:33

guys are like [ __ ] dying in the

149:34

warehouse.

149:35

>> Are they?

149:36

>> Well, I mean they they talk about these

149:38

work conditions that are sometimes

149:40

deplorable, right? And then you have the

149:42

people at the top with like hundreds of

149:44

billions of dollars. Like you can't

149:46

trickle any of that down to like some of

149:48

your workers. That that always seems

149:49

like a legit complaint from people to

149:51

me.

149:52

>> Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, listen, if

149:55

they didn't work, you would have

149:56

nothing.

149:56

>> Exactly.

149:57

>> That's what's weird.

149:58

>> This guy's doing like he's making like

149:59

$15 an hour,

150:00

>> but if he didn't start the company, they

150:02

wouldn't have a job.

150:03

>> True.

150:03

>> But, you know, a certain point in time,

150:06

it's kind like spread it around.

150:07

>> Spread around a little bit. Yeah.

150:09

>> Spread it around.

150:10

>> Seems like probably better for everybody

150:11

if you spread it around. Maybe people

150:13

wouldn't hate you as much. There's

150:14

always going to be people that like you

150:15

should donate it all. I mean, that's

150:17

like the the beautiful utopian.

150:20

>> There is that one that did it, too. Was

150:21

it the Patagonia guy?

150:23

>> Did he?

150:24

>> I think it's the Patagonia guy that

150:26

became a legit billionaire and donated

150:29

almost every [ __ ] penny of it. I

150:32

think it's him.

150:34

>> I'd You know that song, I'd love to

150:35

change the world. I'd love to change the

150:38

world, but I don't know what to do.

150:40

>> Is that right, Jamie? Was it him?

150:43

Uh I mean I type in I just

150:46

>> first just typed in billionaire that

150:47

gave donated everything and another guy

150:49

popped up.

150:50

>> There's probably a bunch of

150:51

>> It's one of those It's one of the

150:52

outdoor you know apparel people. It's an

150:55

outdoor apparel billionaire

150:57

>> who literally I think gave away like 98%

151:00

of his

151:00

>> got to go on your guy.

151:01

>> Yeah. The dude like kept like

151:03

>> to give it to cuz somebody probably took

151:04

his money. They're probably living on a

151:06

yacht somewhere.

151:08

>> That's the problem. I think he gave it

151:10

to like a lot of land preservation type

151:13

of things, you know,

151:13

>> good stuff. Things that make sense.

151:15

Okay. Well, that's smart if you're an

151:17

outdoor company, you know, and that's

151:18

what you love.

151:19

>> But it is like that almost unbelievable,

151:23

>> you know what I mean? Level of

151:24

generosity that a guy won in capitalism

151:28

to that degree and was like,

151:30

>> he probably did mushrooms one day. He

151:31

was like, "What am I doing? What am I

151:33

doing? I'm living in this is a prison."

151:35

>> Yeah.

151:35

>> I'm being imprisoned by all this money.

151:37

>> Yeah. Maybe

151:38

>> Sam Walton was apparently like pretty

151:41

down to earth, too. You know, the the

151:43

Walmart guy got started. Yeah. I mean,

151:45

he drove his like old pickup truck even

151:47

when [ __ ] was like really I mean, he

151:49

died a long time ago. His kids don't

151:51

live like that.

151:52

>> I would have yelled at him if he had an

151:54

old pickup truck. If I was Joey Diaz,

151:56

>> the [ __ ] are you doing with this old

151:57

pickup truck? You're balling now, cops

151:59

sucker. [laughter]

152:00

>> Yeah.

152:00

>> Get a [ __ ] Cadillac at least.

152:02

>> Yeah. his um his his uh you know

152:06

children and grandchildren live a very

152:09

different life.

152:09

>> Of course.

152:10

>> Yeah.

152:10

>> Yeah. They're Nepo babies.

152:11

>> Yeah.

152:12

>> Yeah. That's not good. That's a tough

152:14

way to live.

152:15

>> It is. When Forbes named Sam Walton

152:17

America's richest man on October 28th,

152:19

1985, people were shocked to discover he

152:21

lived a humble life in Bentonville,

152:23

Arkansas with a muddy bird dog running

152:26

around the yard. He was America's

152:28

richest man in 1985. They also surprised

152:31

choice of vehicles. 1979 Ford F-150. But

152:34

as Sam said, "Why do I drive a pickup

152:36

truck? What am I supposed to do? Haul my

152:37

dogs around in a Rolls-Royce?"

152:39

>> It just wasn't who he was.

152:41

>> Yeah.

152:41

>> You know,

152:42

>> also it's different, I think, when you

152:44

>> He made it

152:45

>> to that level as like

152:48

>> a regular guy.

152:49

>> A regular. He was And he was already

152:50

like in his 40s or something, 50s. Like

152:52

it was just different for him. He wasn't

152:54

>> He wasn't handed anything.

152:55

>> Don't forget who you are. Don't forget

152:57

who you are, [ __ ]

152:58

>> Yeah, he didn't.

152:59

>> Well, some people do. Yeah.

153:01

>> And that is weird too, right? It's

153:03

weird. Weird when people change like

153:04

radically.

153:05

>> So radically. Yeah.

153:06

>> Yeah.

153:06

>> And but also that level of of wealth is

153:09

like not something that most people can

153:11

even comprehend. Yeah.

153:13

>> No, you can't comprehend billions. He

153:15

was the richest man in the world and he

153:17

drove a pickup truck with a bunch of

153:19

dogs. Like what are you doing with your

153:20

money?

153:20

>> I was watching that um that documentary

153:23

about the murder in Monaco. Did you

153:24

watch that one?

153:25

>> No. What's that one? That one's was

153:26

about a guy who was one of the 200

153:30

wealthiest people in the world. Saffron

153:32

I think is his last name. He was a

153:34

banker and um he lived an ostentatious

153:37

life. I mean like out of control,

153:40

humongous villas. He had 25 security

153:43

guards around him at all times and was

153:46

like a a target and and he was murdered

153:49

in his penthouse in Monaco.

153:51

>> What was he doing that everybody wanted

153:52

him dead? He just had a lot of in well

153:56

one of the things is that he he invested

153:58

or was like one of the people that got

154:00

this Russian I don't know if it was like

154:02

Russian crypto some type of currency or

154:04

uh stock market in Russia that collapsed

154:07

when the when Russia devalued their

154:10

their uh currency by like 75% all of a

154:13

sudden one year. So billions of dollars

154:16

disappeared from people and so he became

154:18

like a target of the Russians but he

154:20

also had connections to a lot of

154:22

government. when you're when you're a

154:23

high level banker with banks everywhere,

154:25

you're, you know, you're deeply

154:27

connected to some like not so great

154:30

people.

154:31

>> And so there was always like who did it?

154:33

And then his wife who it was she's I

154:38

think she was he was her fourth husband

154:42

also had two other husbands die.

154:45

[laughter]

154:46

One of them was like the richest guy in

154:48

Brazil

154:49

>> and he died. Um, oh boy.

154:52

>> And then people suspected that this guy

154:55

Saffron's nurse may have killed him. And

154:58

there was this what the documentary was

155:00

about. And they interviewed him. And

155:03

like the documentary is supposed like

155:04

when the documentary

155:05

>> male nurse

155:06

>> male nurse

155:07

>> um who and he was convicted. He was

155:09

convicted and he served like 10 years.

155:13

And then he's in the documentary doing

155:15

the interview, right? like they they

155:17

keep interviewing him and other people

155:19

and then it's like the documentary ends

155:21

and then

155:23

the documentary filmmaker is like this

155:25

was where the documentary was supposed

155:27

to end but this guy who we just did this

155:31

documentary about this male nurse

155:33

>> [snorts]

155:34

>> um as we were in postp production on

155:35

this got arrested for he did like some

155:39

forge check [ __ ] I think maybe in

155:42

Arizona [laughter] and got locked up and

155:45

his cellmate was like, "Yeah, he tried

155:47

to hire me to kill his ex-wife." So then

155:49

he got put on trial for soliciting to

155:53

murder his ex-wife. And then they go and

155:55

interview him again. He was like, "No,

155:56

it's all [ __ ] man. I'm telling you

155:58

this [ __ ] bull." Like, but he's like,

155:59

"It's a it's very strange." And it's

156:01

it's like it's one of those things where

156:03

you're like,

156:05

>> you don't think it's the guy and then

156:06

you do think it's the guy.

156:07

>> What's it called?

156:08

>> I think it's called Murder in Monaco.

156:11

>> Monaco is a crazy place. Have you been

156:13

there?

156:13

>> I've never been to Monaco.

156:14

>> I've been. It's really wild though.

156:16

>> It's weird. Yeah,

156:17

>> there's so much money there. Everywhere

156:18

you look is a Rolls-Royce or a Ferrari.

156:21

What is going on here?

156:22

>> Highest like amount of millionaires and

156:26

billionaires in the the geographic like

156:29

square mile or whatever because it's so

156:31

small actually,

156:32

>> right? And if you have residency there,

156:33

I believe there's like crazy tax.

156:35

>> You don't pay taxes.

156:37

>> You don't pay taxes. And guess what?

156:38

When uh when the husband died, the wife

156:41

got her Mono Monaco citizenship like

156:46

that week and then inherited the money

156:48

and didn't pay any tax.

156:49

>> Wow.

156:50

>> Yeah.

156:51

>> Yeah.

156:52

>> How hard is it to get a Monaco

156:53

citizenship?

156:54

>> I bet it's somewhat challenging, I

156:56

think. Really?

156:56

>> I think so. I don't know.

156:58

>> Got to meet the right people.

157:00

>> I would assume I mean I know like for

157:01

instance, you know, where it's like

157:02

impossible and there's great benefits to

157:05

it is UAE. They don't give that [ __ ] to

157:07

anybody.

157:07

>> Oh, really?

157:08

>> Yeah. You got to be from there.

157:09

>> And that's the same kind of benefits,

157:11

right?

157:11

>> Yes. Massive, massive benefits of being

157:14

a there even there's even a thing if

157:16

you're a UAE citizen, like if if we have

157:18

the same job and um you're a non-citizen

157:22

and I am a citizen, I get double your

157:24

salary.

157:25

>> Wow.

157:25

>> Just from being from UAE, things like

157:27

that.

157:28

>> Yeah. Government will also pay for your

157:30

housing, give you a car, pay for your

157:32

education. Yeah. M

157:33

>> but they have a small one of the reasons

157:35

they have extreme wealth but they also

157:38

don't have a high population of native

157:40

citizens

157:41

>> right

157:41

>> so they're able to do things like that

157:43

also

157:43

>> and they have insane oil money

157:45

>> insane especially in Abu Dhabi

157:48

>> well that's when people talk about like

157:49

the richest man in the world

157:51

>> like okay publicly

157:53

>> but those guys don't have to tell you

157:54

how much money they have

157:55

>> there's also a big difference between

157:57

being extremely wealthy holding stock

158:01

and extremely wealthy holding cash Yeah,

158:03

>> that's a real big difference.

158:05

>> Yeah. Yeah.

158:05

>> Well, that's why it's wild what these

158:07

guys are doing with like the Saudi

158:08

Arabians are doing with boxing.

158:10

>> Mhm.

158:10

>> Cuz they're just going, "What fight?

158:11

What do you guys want to see?"

158:12

>> Yeah.

158:13

>> Okay, let me call that guy.

158:14

>> Yeah.

158:15

>> We'll give you $100 million. Like, what?

158:16

>> Yeah. And then they're like, "That ain't

158:18

[ __ ] That's fine." Yeah.

158:19

>> Yeah.

158:20

>> That Saudi entertainment fund is is

158:22

>> bananas. It's the government's fund.

158:24

>> What was it like doing that Riad

158:25

festival?

158:25

>> Fantastic.

158:26

>> Yeah,

158:26

>> it was fantastic. I mean, the the the

158:29

people there were amazing. Like, you

158:31

know, there's always like you look at

158:33

things on the news and you you have your

158:36

preconceived notion of like what things

158:38

are, right?

158:38

>> But when you're on the ground somewhere

158:40

and you're with people,

158:41

>> you know, I was just meeting wonderful

158:43

people. We went to the they had the the

158:45

comedy club there. We went to the club

158:47

like not what we were brought there to

158:49

do. like they have like comedy pod I

158:51

think it's called

158:52

>> and it was just like I mean it was just

158:54

Saudi com like local people and the

158:57

crowd was just citizens just like and

158:59

they were all just so warm and welcoming

159:01

and they were such huge admirers of ours

159:04

of like American comedy and American

159:07

podcasts and they were just super sweet

159:09

like they were so genuine

159:11

>> and what is the restrictions in terms of

159:13

like language and subject matter

159:16

>> uh so everybody was highly highly highly

159:19

well-versed in not just English but like

159:22

American pop culture. So everything we

159:24

talked about they got everything you

159:26

know they got everything. Um I mean I

159:28

went one the night before I went to see

159:30

Jimmy Carr and Louie perform and like I

159:33

was I was like holy [ __ ] they get like

159:35

even like the little throwaway lines you

159:37

know like the things that aren't even

159:39

like the bit like the little jokes.

159:42

>> Um the only restriction that we were

159:44

that we had was about Islam and the

159:47

royals. That was it. Which wasn't really

159:49

a

159:50

>> hard thing for most people to adhere to

159:51

because like you know like me and those

159:54

guys like we didn't have Islam or royal

159:56

jokes. We weren't we weren't cutting

159:58

anything from our acts,

159:59

>> right?

159:59

>> So I was like yeah by the way when we

160:01

did

160:02

>> UAE,

160:03

you know, like Dubai and Abu Dhabi,

160:06

they were like do not talk about same

160:09

same thing. Don't talk about our royals.

160:11

Don't talk about Islam. um don't don't

160:13

be like super graphic about but then we

160:16

did do graphic stuff and they were like

160:18

yeah that's fine. They're like just take

160:19

it easy on the on the royals and on

160:22

Islam. But I was like yeah that's not

160:23

that's not a challenge right

160:25

>> for me

160:26

>> but the the country like as far as like

160:28

the the people that we met they were all

160:30

fantastic. They were really sweet

160:32

people.

160:33

>> It's just people have a weirdness of

160:35

like you're going over there to because

160:38

it's the Saudi royal family has the

160:40

money, right? the that's the the the

160:41

Saudi family is the the family that

160:44

funds the entertainment fund,

160:45

>> right?

160:46

>> And then people were like they would

160:47

accuse me of what aboutism for saying

160:49

that that's the same fund that paid for

160:52

Ed Sheeran to come and Beyonce to come

160:55

to do their shows and like that's what

160:56

I'm like but how that's just facts like

160:58

it's not what aboutism. It's like that's

161:00

the money

161:02

>> that funds entertainment, right?

161:04

Correct.

161:04

>> And then some people will go, "Well,

161:06

>> you should do it if the money came from

161:08

like, let's say, a promoter."

161:10

>> But you're like, "Yeah, but that doesn't

161:11

exist yet."

161:12

>> Do you know what I mean? Like

161:13

>> right

161:14

>> you this is this is the system that's in

161:16

place now. Maybe in like

161:17

>> So who accused you of what aboutism?

161:19

>> Just people would were so vocally upset

161:22

that we went. Yeah. And I was like

161:25

>> I mean first of all the way that I went

161:27

was that I was doing Dubai. I was like I

161:31

was booked to do Dubai which is in UAE.

161:33

Mhm.

161:34

>> It was already announced. And then 3

161:36

months later, I got a call and they're

161:39

like, "Hey, do you want to do Riad? It's

161:40

like a 90minute flight." I'm like, "I'm

161:42

in the [ __ ] Middle East." Yeah, I'll

161:44

add a show. You know, like I'm I'm

161:46

there. It was like routing.

161:46

>> Did you know it was a festival?

161:48

>> I knew it was a festival. And then they

161:49

told me the lineup. And the lineup was

161:50

bananas, right?

161:51

>> It was like Kevin Hart, Bill Bird, Dave

161:54

Chappelle. I was like, "Oh." I was like,

161:55

"That sounds like a great lineup." I

161:56

didn't think

161:58

>> really like that I was doing something

162:00

that would ups. I had no idea. I had no

162:03

idea. And then

162:03

>> you didn't think it would be something

162:05

that people would get offended by. I

162:06

mean, the people that were most offended

162:08

were the comics that weren't invited.

162:10

>> Yeah, [laughter] there's a lot of them.

162:11

>> I know. There's a lot of them that like

162:12

a lot of them were super vocal. And I'm

162:14

like, you can't sell a ticket in

162:15

Houston. I don't know why you're upset

162:16

about Riad. Like, no one's going to see

162:18

you anyway,

162:19

>> right?

162:19

>> It was a bunch of like 50-year-old

162:21

feature acts that were upset.

162:23

>> And then we went over there,

162:25

>> had a great time. Um, and I actually

162:28

think that like one of the things that

162:29

was overlooked is the fact that we were

162:31

all saying they're like, "Oh, you you

162:33

had to adhere to I was like, "Dude, I

162:35

told you the two restrictions, which I

162:38

we had didn't affect my act." And I do

162:41

think it's a sign of their progress that

162:43

they put on this festival and that we

162:46

were saying all kinds of wild [ __ ] like

162:48

the [ __ ] that we say on stage without

162:50

talk. We didn't talk about Islam,

162:52

>> right?

162:53

>> I mean, that wasn't a crazy thing to me.

162:55

Like I think that that's showing because

162:57

what's happening actually there is that

163:00

right now the entertainment hub of the

163:02

Middle East is Dubai. That is the

163:04

entertainment hub of the Middle East.

163:07

That's where people go. That's their

163:09

Vegas. Big shows, spectacles, all types

163:12

of [ __ ] Saudi Arabia is like, "No, we

163:17

want to be the hub." And they have super

163:20

deep pockets. And so they're trying to

163:23

be the to compete with Dubai in

163:26

entertainment.

163:27

>> That's that's what like the fuel of this

163:28

is,

163:29

>> right?

163:29

>> And putting on this festival

163:32

>> to me felt like that's that's a path

163:35

towards their goal of like entertainment

163:37

can be here and they put on a great

163:40

festival, treated us fantastic. You

163:44

know, people get I don't mind if people

163:45

are like you can be mad be mad about

163:46

whatever you want. I I don't care. But

163:48

as an experience, it was an amazing

163:51

experience and I do think that they'll

163:53

continue to put on these festivals.

163:54

It'll be very interesting to watch as

163:57

this festival continues who goes who

163:59

gets invited and goes who was against it

164:02

at the beginning cuz you know it's going

164:03

to be a few people and I I have some

164:05

screenshots that I've saved. So we'll

164:07

see who goes

164:08

>> maybe perhaps. It's interesting. It's

164:11

it's interesting that comics are held to

164:12

a higher standard than singers or or

164:14

other people that perform over there.

164:16

>> Yeah. I mean,

164:16

>> it is weird though, you know, because

164:18

it's like comedy uniquely challenges the

164:21

idea of free speech.

164:22

>> Yeah, sure. Yeah, that makes sense.

164:25

>> Yeah.

164:25

>> Yeah. But I mean,

164:26

>> because it's not like if someone says

164:28

don't sing any songs about Islam, you're

164:29

like, well, I don't have any songs.

164:30

>> But I have to say that also like some of

164:32

these comics who are saying this like,

164:33

oh, you know, you don't have free speech

164:35

and you adhere to these restrictions.

164:37

It's like, have you ever done a private?

164:38

Have you ever done a university? I have.

164:41

>> Yeah.

164:41

>> They had restrictions.

164:42

>> Yeah.

164:42

>> You know, they were like, don't talk

164:43

about our mascot. Don't talk about this.

164:45

Don't talk about that.

164:46

>> Yeah. And specifically, if you don't

164:48

have that in your act already, then the

164:49

question is, should you be working for

164:51

those people because of what happened

164:53

with Jamal Kosigible? That's that's

164:54

everyone's big argument. I think Dave

164:56

had the best line about that. Yeah.

164:58

>> It's like Israel killed 240 journalists

165:01

last month.

165:02

>> Yeah.

165:02

>> You know, like what are you talking

165:03

about?

165:04

>> I mean,

165:04

>> in the last three months,

165:05

>> it's a fair point.

165:06

>> It is a fair point.

165:08

>> Yeah. It's um it's just different,

165:10

right? Like one guy was sawed up in an

165:13

embassy, taken away in suitcases. Not

165:16

good.

165:16

>> It's a It's horrific what happened.

165:18

>> But also, I mean, if you want to like go

165:21

down that that line of that that

165:23

argument,

165:23

>> then you shouldn't be working in America

165:24

either.

165:25

>> I mean, that's that's like, are we

165:27

saying that only their awful thing is

165:29

worth

165:30

>> Well, they're funding it, right? As

165:33

opposed to like if you work in America,

165:35

it's not the CIA doesn't fund a comedy

165:37

show.

165:38

>> Sure. Sure.

165:38

>> You know what I mean?

165:39

>> Okay. Well, I mean these Yeah, there's a

165:41

lot of

165:42

>> there's a lot of ways to look at it. And

165:43

if if it if it really upsets you, my

165:45

position is good.

165:47

>> Well, the other thing, let it upset you.

165:48

>> Yeah, let it upset you. The other thing

165:50

that like culturally it is a good thing

165:53

to bring great comics over to Saudi

165:55

Arabia.

165:55

>> I think so.

165:56

>> Good for people to hear what these Jimmy

165:59

Carr and you and Louie and Bill and all

166:02

these comics have to say and Dave. It's

166:04

a good thing for the culture. Like, it's

166:06

a good thing for hum. It's a good thing

166:07

to open up society and it seems like

166:11

outside of this whole Jamal Kosigible

166:14

thing which again is undef indefensible

166:17

right

166:18

>> outside of that this is a more

166:20

progressive organization like they are

166:22

letting women drive now they're like

166:25

slowly this is coming into a more modern

166:28

>> it is progress it is a sign of progress

166:30

whether people accept that or not it is

166:33

a sign of of progress there

166:34

>> yeah I mean it doesn't it doesn't help

166:37

the people there if you never interact

166:38

with them ever again because of

166:40

something their government did.

166:41

>> The the Exactly. And and I have to tell

166:43

you if you saw the faces of these people

166:46

that we were performing for and the I

166:49

mean when you could cuz sometimes

166:50

they're like this but [laughter]

166:52

the like how genuinely thankful and

166:55

excited they were to be at these shows.

166:57

It was awesome. Lived in Saudi Arabia

166:59

you never would have imagined you'd see

167:00

a lineup like that.

167:01

>> Oh my god. I mean some of the guys they

167:02

were telling us they were like dude like

167:04

10 years ago they're like nothing like

167:05

this could have ever ever happened here.

167:07

>> So I don't know how you don't see that

167:08

as some type of progress.

167:09

>> What's up Jamie?

167:10

>> I just stumbled across something insane.

167:12

Uh

167:14

this is on the justice websites

167:16

justice.com. Justice

167:18

>> Jamie scrolling through.

167:19

>> I don't know how you No, I just saw a

167:20

tweet and clicked the link.

167:21

>> Okay.

167:22

>> Uh

167:23

>> what is this?

167:25

>> Corner of the screen says J Epstein.

167:27

>> Jeffrey Epste killing himself.

167:28

>> What?

167:30

That's the date.

167:33

>> So, uh, what is he doing here?

167:34

>> I don't know. It's a 12 second video

167:36

that someone found on their website.

167:37

>> Let me see that again. Put that up.

167:39

>> Can you pause it and make it larger?

167:41

>> Yeah. [clears throat]

167:43

>> So, is he hanging himself there? Is that

167:45

what this is?

167:46

>> Looks like he's leaning.

167:46

>> I'm not showing it on screen cuz I

167:48

don't, you know, I don't even know what

167:49

this is,

167:50

>> but I don't even know if that's like

167:51

what his It looks like plain white hair.

167:53

I don't know if it was, you know.

167:54

>> Well, he definitely had white hair,

167:56

>> but like that's the date. Is that of Is

167:58

that him with a thing wrapped around his

168:00

neck and he's trying to kill himself?

168:02

>> I don't That's almost

168:03

>> the So, one thing that's important was

168:06

uh he had a previous suicide attempt

168:09

supposedly

168:11

>> when he was locked up.

168:12

>> Yeah.

168:12

>> Oh,

168:13

>> I mean that's one of the reasons why he

168:15

was under like 24-hour supervision.

168:17

That's the case, right? Didn't he have a

168:19

previous suicide attempt?

168:20

>> I don't even know if someone found this.

168:22

[snorts]

168:22

>> That's crazy.

168:24

>> That's on the government website. But

168:26

you imagine that they've had this

168:27

footage the whole time. Is that real?

168:30

>> I'll show you how I found it.

168:32

>> Yeah, but you know what I'm saying? It's

168:33

like, who knows what's real. I watched a

168:35

a cruise ship hit a bridge and the

168:38

bridge fell apart and everybody died.

168:40

It's fake.

168:40

>> It's fake.

168:41

>> Oh yeah. For like a half of a second

168:43

though, I was like, [gasps]

168:44

>> yeah.

168:45

>> Like, oh my god. I thought it happened

168:46

today, like some new tragedy. And then

168:48

I'm like, wait,

168:48

>> how much better are they going to get at

168:49

that, too?

168:50

>> Oh, it's going to be impossible to tell.

168:52

It's so much better than it just was

168:53

just a couple of years ago. So, it says

168:55

someone guessed the URL of the files

168:57

that were uploaded to DOJ's website that

168:59

were not announced yet and found the

169:01

video.

169:01

>> Holy [ __ ]

169:03

>> Okay. And then they corrected it. It

169:04

says it's 100% fake.

169:05

>> Oh, but it's on that website still,

169:07

which is

169:07

>> it's on the Justice Department.

169:08

>> So, I guess that means there's fit on

169:10

the website.

169:10

>> Oh, boy. This video is 100% fake with a

169:12

visual indeed released by the DOJ. It

169:14

seems it's a collection of files

169:16

collected by investigators and this fake

169:18

video originated on 4chan. [laughter]

169:20

>> All right.

169:22

>> So, even they're getting

169:22

>> 4chan strikes again. Wow.

169:24

>> Yeah, man. There's It's going to be

169:26

impossible to know in the future.

169:28

[snorts]

169:28

There's no way to tell.

169:30

>> There's no way. There's no way.

169:32

>> Real [ __ ] weird

169:33

>> cuz already with the voice stuff is

169:35

crazy. Like I can listen to something

169:38

like your voice and I'll be like and

169:39

then find out that it's fake. I didn't I

169:41

mean I I

169:41

>> they can alter it to make you excited,

169:44

make you a little sad here.

169:46

>> And in like your case, in my case,

169:48

there's just thousands of hours of us

169:49

speaking,

169:50

>> so it's even easier.

169:52

>> Oh yeah. And that won't even matter in

169:54

the future. It's like with the newer

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technology, they'll be able to

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manipulate it

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>> and it's going to get way better.

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>> Yeah,

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>> that's what's I mean, what does that

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even mean?

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>> What does it mean?

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>> Tom Sigura, tell everybody once again,

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>> guys, please.

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>> Awesome comedy special.

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>> Uh, it's called Teacher. It's on

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Netflix. When does this come out?

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>> Uh, you're in the

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>> Sorry, I didn't mean to play this sound.

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This will be out tomorrow. So

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>> Oh, great. Yeah. So tomorrow comes out

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Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve on Netflix.

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It's called Teacher. Um I'm very excited

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about it. I thank you so much for

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watching it um over this holiday break.

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Um I

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>> It's a good time to release.

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>> I tore for two years to get ready for

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this one. I'm very happy with it. So I

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hope you hope you enjoy it.

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>> Well, if it's any of the stuff that I've

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been watching, it's going to be awesome.

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>> Thanks, brother. Killing it.

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>> Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.

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>> Beautiful to see.

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>> I'm excited.

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>> I'm I'm happy.

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>> All right, that's it. Bye, everybody.

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Merry Christmas.

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>> Merry Christmas.

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Interactive Summary

The conversation covers a wide range of topics, starting with the guest's significant weight loss journey (from 265 lbs to 187 lbs) and his disciplined fitness and nutrition regimen, including regular lifting with a trainer, a high-protein diet, and carb cycling. The speakers discuss their morning routines, the mental benefits of exercise, and their differing preferences in entertainment, with the guest preferring dramas over comedies despite being a comedy writer. They touch upon the evolution of animation, the fleeting nature of time, and the importance of taking action in life, citing RFK Jr.'s impressive fitness despite a challenging past. The discussion then moves to societal issues, critiquing social media's impact on civility and attention spans, and highlighting the dangers of confronting trained fighters. They delve into historical and mysterious topics such as ancient civilizations in the Amazon rainforest revealed by lidar technology and the puzzling discovery of three-fingered, three-toed mummies in Peru with unusual physical characteristics. The conversation shifts to controversial public figures and events, including the Epstein scandal, Bill Gates's involvement, and the historical precedent of reputation management through philanthropy, exemplified by Alfred Nobel and the Nobel Prize. They also address televangelist scams and the complexities of wealth distribution. The latter part of the podcast focuses on the booming stand-up comedy scene, the experience of performing in Saudi Arabia (noting cultural progress and audience reception), the increasing challenge of discerning real from fake content due to deepfakes, and personal health advancements like NAD and red light therapy. Finally, the guest discusses his new bakery business, "Chicho Bomba," known for its high-quality Italian baked goods and croissants, and shares anecdotes about unique venues and the changing landscape of live comedy.

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