How to Train Like Absolute Batman - BRUTAL Strength, Guerilla Tactics
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As many of you know, I used to make a
special video at the end of each year
where I would break down how to train
like Batman. And each year, this would
represent the culmination of everything
I'd learned so far. My attempt to
optimize human performance through
training based on all of the new things
I'd discovered.
A couple of years ago, I took that to
the limit by teaming up with some of the
biggest names in functional training to
create an ultimate workout
based on all of their ideas. We had
contributions from JC Santana, knees
over toes guy, Jack's Blade, Grant
Stevens, Brett Contraras, Liam Ellis. I
wasn't sure how to top that one, so I
took some time away from the tradition.
And I promised I'd make another Batman
video when we reached 1 million [music]
subscribers. But I get comments daily
asking for more. This is not that 1
million subscriber video clearly, but it
is a spin-off based on a spin-off Batman
series. One that has had massive impact
on the comics. One that takes the very
concept of Batman to a whole other
ridiculous level. Batman only metal.
It's time to learn how to train like
Absolute Batman.
Absolute Batman is an alternative Batman
story set in the Absolute Universe
written by Scott Snder. This version of
Batman has a few key differences.
Firstly, he and his world are far more
brutal. There's far more graphic
violence, and he strikes fear into the
hearts of his enemies by dismembering
them, maming them, and injuring them for
life. He's far more ruthless than
regular Bruce Wayne. And this, in some
ways, I guess, is more realistic. At the
same time, this version of Bruce Wayne
wasn't born into wealth. He can't rely
on his family's huge fortune in order to
create any gadget he can dream of. That
means he needs to be more resourceful,
more tactical when taking out his
opponents. He still has gadgets like a
giant axe, but they're far more rough
and ready than the sorts of things we're
used to seeing him using. Finally, this
version of Batman is an absolute unit,
pun intended. He's 6'9 in, which would
put him in the top 01% of the
population, if not even rarer. On top of
this, he weighs 191 kg and he's made of
pretty much pure muscle. He doesn't have
quite the extensive training as regular
Batman, but he makes up for it with his
brute size and brute strength. Now, of
course, it's going to change the way
that he approaches training, and this is
actually reflected quite well in the
story. [music] In my previous videos,
breaking down how he might train like
Batman. I've always discussed how
actually massive strength and size
shouldn't be a number one priority. far
more important are things like
endurance, tactical thinking, and
skills, of course, like martial arts,
parkour. Most people who set out to be
Batman aren't going to struggle because
they're not strong enough. They're going
to struggle because they can't throw a
punch, they can't climb onto a roof,
they get cold quickly, they get tired
quickly. However, we can't take that
same approach here because with Absolute
Batman, there's no getting around the
fact that he's all about strength and
size. If we want to train like him,
we're going to need to do the same. He
has to adapt to his immutable traits.
And that's something that we all need to
consider when deciding what kind of
build we want to pursue. If you're
really small, then obviously you're not
going to become as big as Absolute
Batman. You might be better suited to
becoming a sprinter or a more agile
build. If you're really big, then you
can lean into this kind of training.
It's really up to you. Do you want to
chase your weak points and bring them up
and become that way more of an
all-rounder? Or do you want to become a
specialist by leading on your natural
advantages as Bruce Wayne has done here?
Something I've always like to do is to
find someone who's a similar height and
build to myself, who has a similar skill
set to myself, but who's ahead of me and
use that as an inspiration. That's an
example of the best that I can be
personally. For me, that's Jackie Chan.
For some of you 6'9 monsters out there,
it's going to be absolute Bruce Wayne.
With that said, the title of this video
is train like absolute Batman. [music]
So, we're going to set out to build the
kind of size and strength that absolute
Bruce Wayne demonstrates while still
having some functional performance. And
that's where the challenge is really
going to lie.
So, really, this is our challenge. How
do we build a physique like absolute
Batman? How do we get that big and
massive while still being able to run,
jump across rooftops, kick high, punch
fast, move fluidly? These are things he
still needs to be able to do, and he
certainly does in the comics.
Thankfully, the answer lies within the
law of Batman.
You see, nearly every incarnation of
Batman involves Bruce Wayne going away
for a time and then returning to Gotham,
having gone on a journey of
self-discovery and training. And it's
during this window that can range from 3
to 8 years that he becomes the Batman
physically and mentally. In Absolute
Batman, it's a little bit different. A
lot of his training is done in Gotham.
He trains martial arts with Whan. He
spends time in the criminal underworld
in order to learn how it operates with
Selena.
He also spends time as a college
football player. Very different from the
classic Batman. But what we still have
here is a timeline, a period of time in
which to become the Batman. [music]
And this is what I'm interested in. It's
periodized training, but on a larger
scale. So many people start off training
and they're interested in building some
muscle and they want it as quickly as
possible. So many people get impatient
trying to build abs or trying to build
biceps because it's going to take them
months or maybe a year. But when
training to become Batman, we need to
think in terms of years, possibly even a
decade. And it's going to be a lifetime
of honing. And this is an attitude that
we can bring to any training.
a period of time, years, building
massive strength, a period of time,
years, building skills and performance,
a period of time building cardio and
endurance. And this is what would allow
us to actually build a physique like
Batman.
For example, if you just want to build
the kind of strength and power of a
powerlifter, then of course any basic
powerlifting program will have you
covered. that will give you the tree
trunk legs, the powerful core, and the
grip strength and the neural drive to
just generate force, especially if
you're committed and you have lots of
time to dedicate your training recovery.
But if you try and learn martial arts
skills at the same time, you're going to
struggle because you're going to run
into the interference effect. The amount
of effort you're going to need to put
into your lifting at the start is going
to mean you don't have much recovery
capacity to then be able to kick high.
Doing a day of heavy squats and then a
day of roundhouse kicks to the head is
practically impossible. And sequencing
here is important. If you train for
massive strength first and then try and
do martial arts on top of that, you're
going to find that that muscle, that
bulk makes it harder for you to move.
You will have lost mobility, you'll have
learned to move only one plane of
motion. Some people get confused and
think that building massive muscle means
you can't run fast, you can't kick high.
This isn't true if you could control
your body. But the point is, this is
harder to learn when you've built lots
of muscle, packed on lots of weight, and
when you've learned to only move in one
plane of motion. Conversely, if you
learn the skills first and build the
muscle on top, you're going to be able
to add that strength and power on top of
those already formidable skills. Look at
someone like Jujimu. He's able to do
flips and high kicks and splits despite
being [music] absolutely massive. But I
wager that's because he learned the
tricking first. In the world of athletic
coaching, we call this long-term
athletic development or career scale
periodization. It means thinking not in
terms of what you're going to look like
in a year or two years or four years,
but coming up with a plan to build
massive muscle and performance over the
course of 5 years. That's how you're
going to build the size and the strength
whilst retaining those skills and that
performance. But if you want to build
absolute Bruce Wayne scale size and
strength, we're going to need to try
something even more advanced. But of
course, not everybody has years to
dedicate to their training. Everyone so
committed to crime fighting that they
can have entire year-long phases of
martial arts training or powerb
building. So of course for the rest of
you I've developed a program called
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that fits into your routine. It does
this by focusing on movement. athletic,
powerful, strong movement that will give
you more body awareness, more power, and
at the same time, more agility, control,
and strength. You'll be building
mobility, joint integrity, you'll reduce
pain. You'll be able to run faster, jump
higher, all of those good things just so
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Thanks for considering it. Either way,
let's get on with the show.
If we want to get as big and as strong
as absolute Bruce Wayne in this time,
we're going to need to use some even
more advanced techniques to pack on that
kind of size and strength. This is again
where sequencing can be really important
and it's something that people don't
talk about all that often because
actually when you combine different
types of training over a long time
scale, they actually have compounding
effects. They can magnify one another.
Take for example using isolated
exercises that target specific muscle
groups in a bodybuilding fashion. This
can actually build the kind of size and
strength in muscles that otherwise
wouldn't be targeted by powerlifting.
For example, targeting your biceps or
perhaps your side delts, things that
just won't get targeted to the same
extent if you're only doing the big
three lifts and perhaps some accessory
lifts.
So by doing bodybuilding first and then
powerlifting, you can actually improve
your physique, become much wider by
building the stable, powerful core and
frame that you get from powerlifting as
well as adding on all that extra muscle
that you get from bodybuilding. What's
more though is the bodybuilding will
have prepared you in many ways for the
powerlifting, giving you, for example, a
better mind muscle connection, so you
can feel when the correct muscles are
working, giving you stronger joints and
better blood supply. When you use things
like drop sets, this is excellent for
increasing vascularization, blood supply
to the muscle. That blood supply can
then increase hypertrophy when it's
provided with other kinds of stimulus
like the mechanical tension you get from
powerlifting. In other words, the
powerlifting is highly effective and the
bodybuilding is highly effective. But if
you've had a bodybuilding career and you
move into powerlifting, in many ways,
that's actually going to enhance your
results because your body will be primed
for growth. Think of this a bit like
irrigating the soil before you sew your
seeds and fertilize them. It's doing
these things in the correct sequence
that yields the best crops or as I think
farmers call it yields the best plant
gains. And if you've done some form of
cardiovascular training before this,
then you're also going to have the work
capacity to do higher rep ranges to
recover faster. So you see by smartly
planning our routine, we can actually
build more size and power than we could
by using any one of these things. But
again, by thinking in terms of months
and years and by having a singular
focus, you can actually achieve some
quite incredible things. So, if I were
planning a absolute Bruce Wayne workout
using these principles over the course
of 3 to 5 years, I'd probably start with
some form of athletic training.
I'd focus on conditioning and getting a
good work engine. I'd focus on joint
integrity. And in Absolute Batman, he
did exactly that by spending time as a
college football player. This also train
you to run fast, to change direction
quickly, get you used to moving in
multiple planes of motion. I might then
add calisthenics [music]
to really build strong joints, to get
lots of blood supply to the muscles, and
to train the body to start to to build
core strength and stability so that we
can then handle heavier loads in
subsequent training phases.
On top of this, I'd add martial arts
training, parkour, and gymnastics. And
we'd [music] focus on just those things
for several years.
to the point where we're delivering
crisp kicks and powerful punches and can
do all sorts of acrobatic moves. Then
I'd start adding in bodybuilding. And
the bodybuilding would allow us to build
extra muscle on top of that to bring up
to speed the areas that were perhaps
overlooked. And on top of that, I'd then
add the powerlifting or to build real
brute power and strength. We'd still be
practicing a little bit of the martial
arts, some of the acrobatics, some of
the calisthenic skills, but the big
focus now be building pure power and
size. Because our technique is now at
such a high level, we can now direct
that power and size into powerful
punches, huge jumps, explosive
sprinting, we can start to move like
absolute Batman. You can then apply
different advanced techniques to take
your strength training even further
using things like the dynamic effort
method from Louis Simmons to increase
your starting strength and rate of force
development. That means lowering the
weight and increasing the bar speed. You
could also use overcoming isometrics to
develop a bit more limit strength and
motor unit recruitment. You also want to
add functional strength. We'll have
gotten a little bit of this just as a
result of everything else we've been
doing. But now we want to train with
things like sandbags, with atlas stones,
with unusual objects. We want to build
real grip strength. We want to build
rotational power. We want to build the
supportive muscles, obliques. We want to
learn to support more weight on one side
when heaving something awkward. This is
something that will allow absolute
Batman to swing an ax with the utmost
power. And in our real world as well,
it's important to train this kind of max
strength, both in a linear fashion, but
also in these more unpredictable
vectors. And the final piece of the
puzzle is to remember that maintenance
takes far less effort and recovery than
building muscle. and size and skills in
the first place. This is going to be key
to not only keeping those skills and
attributes we've developed going in the
background, then also to allow absolute
Bruce Wayne to go out on the streets of
Gotham and to perform his duties while
still maintaining that kind of size and
muscle. If you're out all night fighting
crime, you can't be lifting your
heaviest repetitions every day at the
gym. So, at a certain point, Absolute
Batman would have to stop chasing bigger
numbers and gains and instead be content
with the strength he's built. be content
to maintain that. Perhaps adding skills,
but mostly focusing on doing his job.
Knowing when enough is enough. Knowing
when one set of traits or attributes has
been built to a satisfactory level so
that we can then focus on other things
that are important to us. It's not all
about limitless growth, even for
absolute Batman. By the way, guys, this
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Hope you found this video useful and
interesting, guys. If you did, then
please leave a like and share it around.
That would help me out immensely. Let me
know how you think absolute Batman would
train and will you be taking any of
these concepts and applying them to your
own training. Either way, thank you so
much for watching this one and I'll see
you next time. Bye for now.
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This video explores how to train like "Absolute Batman," a more brutal, resourceful, and physically massive version of the character from the Absolute Universe comics. Unlike traditional Batman training that prioritizes endurance and skills, Absolute Batman emphasizes immense size and strength. The video proposes a long-term, periodized training approach over several years, starting with athletic conditioning, calisthenics, martial arts, parkour, and gymnastics, before adding bodybuilding for muscle and then powerlifting for brute strength. It also highlights the importance of functional strength with unusual objects and understanding that eventually, training shifts from building to maintaining abilities, as limitless growth isn't always the goal, even for Batman. The video also briefly promotes Vivo Barefoot shoes as ideal for a Batman loadout.
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