Love guru, what is your problem? Beta

love guru, how come people say they want

something real, but they're allergic to

commitment?

>> Huh? See, everyone wants something real,

but they're allergic to commitment with

you. No. See, you want to make sure that

people understand you like them. Send

one text. If you they have not

responded, send another. Send another.

Let them know. There should be no

ambiguity data. You cannot make her

come. I don't know better. I've never

had that problem. Is your penis too big

or let us send it picture? I'll tell

you. If she's not willing to do, you can

beg. We are learning to be polite. So,

you must ask her nicely. Huh? Please

come. Please come. Dating feels like job

interview because it is job interview.

You are interviewing for position of

husband or wife. Please come. Madam,

madam, please come. Wear your nice suit.

Fix your hair. Have your mother fix your

hair. It is going to be good.

There's a lot of bad advice out there.

So, I decided to make a guide about

love, sex, and relationships because

it's about damn time someone did.

Honestly, this is really weird with the

face.