The other day I was out, you know,

pillaging the villages just like I do.

And someone told me that Sir Lancelot

has been spreading rumors about me. See,

this is a big issue for me because I

take a great pride in myself and my

appearance. And someone said that I

actually did not defeat the dragon and

it was actually Sir Lancelot. Now, I

don't understand why they would think

this because clearly I did defeat the

dragon and save all the maidens. Um and

it's very rude that people think

otherwise. And Sir Lancelot is a a big

stinky liar. He lies to many people,

okay? He's not even a knight, okay?

People just call him Sir because his

first name is Sir and his last name is

Lancelot. He doesn't even lance a lot.

He only lances a little bit. Like why

why do you have the name Lancelot if

you're only lancing a little? It's more

like lance a little, you know? It's just

like I He tries to be the guy who he's

not and it's like, you know, I'm an

authentic person. Like why can't you be?

I don't I don't understand it, you know?

It's just It's like so freaking

annoying.

It really It really puts into

perspective how many horrible people out

there there are, you know? So.