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>> A lot of people have lights on their

tables now to light up their face to

make them look more pretty. Really?

>> Yeah. They have like a slight like a

like a opening in the table and then a

light that gets on you so you don't see

like the shadows in your face so you

don't look look shitty.

>> I feel like doesn't isn't that what you

do? like a scary story. You put a

flashlight under your chin.

>> Yeah, but they're not trying to do that.

They're trying to like balance it out so

you look flat.

>> That's crazy.

>> You look like what you look like.

>> Yeah. You got to give up after a while.

>> The weirdest [ __ ] is men who use filters

when they take pictures.

>> That's insane.

>> I There's comedian men that use filters.

Yes. It's very odd.

>> How do you know? How do you tell?

>> You know what they really look like?

>> Yeah, it does.

>> And then you see them and they look like

a cartoon. Like uh Netflix does that

with their um the pictures that they use

when they promote your special like the

picture of you. They'll put that [ __ ]

through a filter.

>> And that makes sense.

>> You look so pretty.

>> If people see you after the show, you're

like, "You look horrible. I didn't know

you looked so bad.

>> You look so old."

>> Thanks, man.

>> I am so old.

>> Yeah. I'm almost 60.

>> Dang.

>> I know. It's crazy. I'm 58.

>> I'm 40. Just turned 40.

>> That's Those are real numbers.

>> Yeah, I know. I I aged as soon as I had

kids, I aged like immediately. You would

have thought I literally gave birth.

>> Yeah. Well, it's this lack of sleep.

>> Yeah. That's what got me.

>> Yeah. You know what's really good for

that? Creatine.

>> I I've been taking it.

>> Yeah. Creatine. They say 20 grams a day.

Start like with five and work your way

up to 20 and check to see how your

butthole holds up because the seal might

be loose.

>> I' I've ran this experiment. Actually,

>> 20 gets my guts going, man.

>> Bro, it does. It does. I don't do 20 in

a dose. I do 10 in the morning and 10 at

night.

>> Cuz I was doing 20 in a dose and it was

just like everybody out of the pool.

>> I'm also not convinced diarrhea is bad

for you. I swear to God. Like not

[ __ ] for sure, but diarrhea is just

like let's speed this up.

>> Well, isn't that what um is that

consumption? What is the disease where

you can't stop having diarrhea?

>> Dysentery.

>> Dysentery. That's it.

>> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] All right. Well, if you can't stop

having it, sure. But like

>> Well, that's like you can't digest food.

It just goes right through you and just

[ __ ] constantly.

>> Now you [ __ ] starve.

>> Yeah,

>> that sucks actually.

>> Yeah, not good.

>> Once a week though. That's fine.

>> You know what I used to do? I used to

drink kale smoothies in the morning.

That was the first thing that I would

do. I would throw kale and garlic and

like apples and [ __ ] in a blender and

that's what I would drink first thing in

the morning.

>> Yeah.

>> And boy, that is just like that clears

the pathway. That's like uh like you

know when you uh clear your rain gutters

of leaves.

You get a hose on that [ __ ] and just

[ __ ] blow him off the top. That's

what it's like.

>> Yeah, I've done the green drink before.

It does get you I I was vegan for like a

month and that was like the biggest

dumps. But I actually got hemorrhoids

from being vegan.

>> Oh, because on the toilet.

>> It was just that the turds were so big.

I was getting like blown out.

>> I got hemorrhoids from being vegan.

>> Was it taking too long to poop or you

just like it was just spectacular?

>> Massive, bro. Yeah, it was spectacular.

There were massive bull winders every It

was like twice a day. I was like I was

like an adult entertainer, dude. I was

like my body just gave out. Adult

entertainer.

>> Well, when you think about it, it's all

that fiber that your body doesn't

process. But they say that that's what's

good for keeping you clean. You know,

fiber pushes everything out.

>> I'm I'm back on the fiber train now. I

was all about protein. Now I'm like,

"Yeah, I need I need my fiber now." But

it's it's hard to know who's right

because the carnivore people are like,

"You don't need fiber. There's no need

for fiber." But then there's like

there's evidence that fiber is good for

you.

>> Yeah. Isn't that what your whole

microbiome needs to like make the germs

or whatever that are good for your

brain? I don't know. I I I get confused

as well. But

>> my balance is I eat a lot of kimchi. I

really like kimchi.

>> That's a move.

>> I eat that stuff all the time. Kimchi

and I eat sauerkraut. That stuff's

legit.

>> Yeah. I know that stuff's supposed to be

good for you, but yeah. I I tried the

carnivore and it was like I first five

days I felt cool and then like after I

think I made it to 17 days I was like

dude if I had just ate some vegetables

with this I'd be the healthiest guy in

the world

>> cuz it was just like I stopped pooping

like I was like this can't be good for

me.

>> Well you don't poop much because there's

no fiber. So when you do poop it's just

>> yeah I remember I remember this whole

rabbit pellets and you're like where's

the rest? But I mean isn't that a good

thing? doesn't mean your body absorbed

all of the food instead of like having

all this undigestible stuff go through

your digestive tract. This is the

argument that the carnivore people I

don't want anybody that's a nutritionist

right now pulling their hair out

>> disinformation.

I'm just asking.

>> It's a good it's a solid question cuz

it's like yeah does food does meat get

stuck in your body and you need plants

to push it out of your butt or will meat

come out of your butt just like plants

will? Well, that was the thing that they

would always say that every man when he

dies has a pound of undigested meat in

his stomach. Apparently, that's not

true.

>> Yeah, that was the old thing about John

Wayne. Like John Wayne had 50 pounds of

beef jerky in his butthole. I I like

thought about that since I was a little

boy. I've been wondering like how much

are they going to find in me?

>> Yeah, that that's true.

>> So, it's not the case.

>> No, John Wayne just had a gut from

probably beer.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, beer and pasta and bread.

>> True.

>> And you know, normal American food.

Also, he was I mean, when was what was

his heyday? Like 50s60s or 60s, I guess.

60s7s maybe.

>> When did he do that Genghaskhan movie?

That's what killed him?

What year was that?

>> 50s, I think.

>> Yeah, cuz it's like those dudes weren't

on like

>> True Grit those days. Yeah,

>> dude. They weren't being like, "Oh, how

much fiber have I had today?"

>> No. No.

>> Yeah. They were That was even in like

the 90s. You The dude didn't think about

what they're eating.

>> 56.

>> 56. Wow. This is one of the worst movies

of all time. You ever see it?

>> No. This Gangask Khan movie.

>> How did it kill him?

>> Oh, he filmed it in the same area where

Nevada was doing their nuclear tests.

>> Oh,

>> everybody got cancer.

>> Damn.

>> Like the whole crew, like a giant number

of people got cancer.

>> Yeah. And that I'm telling you that was

back when guys would be like nuclear

bomb. I don't care about like they

didn't care. Like I used to work with

guys that do asbestous back in like the

90s when I was little. Me like my dad,

my uncle's all construction. And so we

were like taking this barn down and I

was like a little boy just like

hammering nails into an A-frame and uh

they shut it down cuz there was a

speestous in there and there's this guy

who was like, "Dude, your uncle's a

[ __ ] I'd eat that [ __ ] for breakfast.

I don't care about asbestos." And it's

like

>> I don't know. Like now I grew up I'm

like damn, thank god they shut that

down. But

>> Well, there was so many things that

caused cancer that no one knew about at

the time. Yeah.

>> Like how about baby powder?

>> Yeah, dude. I didn't know about that

either. Well, the thing is what I think

what the story is is that where they

mine the talc that the talc is not

always pure and the talc has other stuff

mixed in it and they don't filter that

stuff out. Is it asbestous that it's

mixed with?

>> I thought that stuff was cornstarch.

>> I'm not into perplexity, please.

>> I thought it was cornstarch.

>> What is that? Baby powder? No.

>> So, it's talc, I believe. evidence of

small but real cancer risk with some

talc based baby powders mainly due to

genital use and possible asbestous

contamination. Yeah, that's it. But the

data are mixed and the absolute risk for

any one person is low. Talc uh itself as

a mineral can be mined near as best. So

contamination is the main worry. Asbess

is a known cause of messoththeloma

methyloma and other cancers. Yeah, quite

a few women. I think there was a

lawsuit.

>> I remember hearing that. I remember I

was dismayed cuz that was like I had a

weird thing when I was younger. I used

to use baby powder to masturbate.

>> Yo,

>> cuz it just like makes everything feel

so it was kind of nice. And the smell if

I smell baby powder to this day, it's

like a trigger for Yeah. If I smell it,

I'm like, "God damn, bro. Get that [ __ ]

away from me."

>> Well, I used to use it a lot to play

pool.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Yeah. Everybody use baby powder. You use

baby powder on your fingers. It makes

the shaft slide through your fingers.

But then they invented gloves

>> and so that keeps the table clean. Yeah,

>> this is like they're I guess they're I

don't know what they're made out of.

It's like a nylon like a very thin nylon

and slick. So

>> yeah, but baby powder, no bueno. What

else?

>> They're saying LED lights now.

>> That's what I keep hearing.

>> LED. They're saying like it kills your

mitochondri.

>> I think they like crush your

mitochondria.

>> Oh jeez. I don't know if I just get

scared by AI clips on Instagram.

>> I'm scared of everything. I have to

[ __ ] stay offline. I I the I'm

reading too much of the news and it's

it's overwhelming me. Like sometimes at

night time like I can't wind down.

>> Yeah.

>> This is like there's too much news. Too

much [ __ ] madness. We're about to go

to war with Iran. Like we're the

everyone's eating beef jerky and pizza.

Like what are these file? What the [ __ ]

is pizza?

>> You know who how far does this go? How

come this never got released before?

Like what is happening? I mean, my thing

is like I'm not First of all, the news

for me is like, aside from all like the

disastrous wars, it's just so like

negative. When you read the news is

mostly people being like, "Guess who's a

giant piece of [ __ ] right?

>> You read that over and over and you get

like addicted to being like, yeah, that

guy sucks. I'm good."

>> Well, there was an article that I read

recently about people being addicted to

outrage

>> and then it's a real thing.

>> Oh, for sure.

>> Being addicted to being upset about

stuff and addicted to outrage. You go

search for it, which is why your

algorithm shows you all that [ __ ]

>> Yeah. No, I mean they I I don't know if

this is true, but I feel like they watch

your facial uh expression through your

phone camera and feed you stuff if

you're making like interested or

outraged or whatever.

>> I wouldn't be shocked.

>> I've heard they like track your eyeball

movement and they're like, "Okay, this

is holding his eyes." And they just keep

feeding you. I I've heard that.

>> Probably put a piece of tape over that

[ __ ]

>> I know. I know.

>> You know, I wonder if you did how much

would change.

>> That would be an interesting experiment.

>> Well, they got you mic too, so they got

your audio.

>> That's true. But yeah, the new dude that

that Yeah, all that Epstein [ __ ] is like

I can't follow it. It's too much.

There's too many names. I don't know

state representative. They're like

naming all these people. It's like damn,

I wish I knew who that was.

>> And it's dark, too. It's horrible.

>> And it goes so high. There's so many

levels to it.

>> You know, Sager and Yetti was just on

flagrant and they were reading off files

and talking about the It's just like

what the [ __ ] man. Yeah. It's you need

to study all day to like follow it.

Prince Andrew is crazy. Him getting

arrested. He's the f who what other

prince has gotten? It must have been

like not since 500 years ago.

>> Yeah. When was the last time a prince

was arrested?

>> I have no idea. And also he's if he goes

to jail, if he goes to real jail, he's

getting clapped.

>> Yeah.

>> He's a known, you know, it's very very

likely he was a pedophile. If pedophiles

go to jail,

>> well, what do they know that they're

putting him in jail first or they're

arresting him first? Like, what do they

know? Because they did a bunch of

things, right? The first thing they do

is they they stripped him of his

princehood, right? Exactly.

>> And then they banished him to some

estate somewhere on the country and then

they removed him from the estate. They

kicked him out of the estate.

>> Yeah.

>> So it's been like levels upon levels.

>> So what do they know? I think the royal

family gets to see the real deal. So

they probably saw the real deal and were

like, "Bro, you're fried. You're going

to jail." And he he'll he might be the

first he might get like clapped in jail.

>> Jesus.

>> Someone might get royal

>> royal [ __ ]

>> Yeah. He might get royal [ __ ] bussy

in jail. You think they'll Don't you

think they have him in Do they have

protective? He'll be He'll be in

protective custody for sure. Leave that

over there.

>> They'll probably make a jail for him. I

would imagine they do. I think anything

we have here, I would imagine they have

protective custody

>> cuz if you're even if people even think

you're a pedophile in jail, they're

going to

>> Do you think that starts like a whole

cascade and then a bunch of other people

start getting arrested?

>> No, I think they're going to hang him up

and be like, "We got him."

>> Oo.

>> I I don't believe that all these

billionaires are going to let themselves

get arrested. They have billions of

dollars. Paris prosecutors opened two

new Epstein linked investigations. Uh

oh. To with who?

>> There was I think it's the Jean Luke

guy.

>> A co-conspirator.

>> Uh he was also died at it. He died in

custody in

>> Wow. Godamn. Not again.

>> So they reopened investigation on that.

And somebody else I think that they just

found out that was high up in uh

I lost it here.

>> How did he die in jail? I don't I

officially

>> Yeah.

>> Um

there you go.

>> Doesn't he was found dead?

>> Okay. So,

>> just found dead.

>> Oh, he died. How old was he?

>> Um

at the time.

>> Yeah. And also the uh

>> 76.

>> Oh, that's that's about the time dudes

like that die.

>> Yeah. Um, but they didn't never there's

a probe and I think they they've

reopened the probe also

>> of how he died.

>> Mhm.

>> Yeah.

>> That's going to be a tough one to solve.

>> Yeah. You're going to have hit some

roadblocks.

I wouldn't be surprised if somebody

whacked him. We were just talking about

the guy that Epste was in jail with,

which is crazy. Like if Epstein is

alive, some people think he's alive.

Some people think they they scooted him

out of his cell, switched a body double,

killed that guy. But if he Why would

they put him in jail with that gigantic

cop who was a contract killer? That

[ __ ] guy. That's one picture. Show me

the picture of the tank top picture.

That's the one.

>> Whoa.

>> Bro, look at the size of that guy.

>> Big.

>> And this guy was a he was a cop who was

a dirty cop who was killing drug

dealers.

>> Yeah. I mean, maybe that was the plan.

Be like, "All right, we'll put him in

here. It'll sound good if this guy kills

him." Like, "Oh, man." And then 18 days

before he died, he complained that his

cellmate tried to kill him.

>> What?

>> Yeah. See if we can find out.

>> The mur the the different guy. No,

Epstein did.

>> No, I'm saying Was he complaining about

the murderous cop or is this a different

guy?

>> That's crazy, dude.

>> That's crazy.

>> Also, how did he try to kill him and not

kill him?

>> That's what I was just going to say.

>> What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

Epstepped away and just like sat in the

corner. I mean, maybe he screamed loud

enough and the guards came. The night

Jeffrey Epste claimed his cellmate tried

to kill him.

>> So, he laid in a fetal position on the

floor of his jail cell, unresponsive

with an orange fabric. Oh, this is when

they found him. Uh, 18 days before

Epstein's death. He wasn't breathing.

His eyes were opening. Oh, so this was

when they found him. Oh, they So, they

did find they found him in the fetal

position. Oh, no. This with the Orange

Havoc news. That's when they found him

dead. Okay. 18 days before EP. No. Okay.

So, it is saying that.

>> So, it's saying that he had an orange

noose tied around his neck 18 days

before he died.

>> What?

>> What? What the [ __ ]

>> What? So, July 23rd, 2019, 18 days

before Epstein's death. He wasn't

breathing, his eyes opening and shutting

occasionally, but he wouldn't or

couldn't respond to officer's questions

and commands. According to a

confidential corrections officer's memo

obtained by CBS News, they hoisted

inmate 76318054

onto a stretcher. Officials have

repeatedly said Epstein's death eventual

death by suicide was foreshadowed by

this earlier alleged attempt.

Former Attorney General Bill Bar

reiterated that claim in an August

closed door deposition before the House

Oversight Committee, which released the

interview transcript last week. Bar, who

did not reply to questions from CBS

News, said in his testimony he knew

about the July 23rd incident, which he

viewed as an attempted suicide. Bar said

he and considered it indicative of

Epstein's state of mind, but jail staff

memos, other neverbefored

documents obtained by CBS News as well

as interviews with more than a dozen

people who interacted with Epstein

before and after the incident reveal a

murkier picture than the one depicted by

Bar. The new documents have surfaced

amid persistent speculation over

Epstein's death despite official

conclusions that he died by suicide. So

he's laying on the floor and his bunky

is screaming, "I did nothing. I banged

on my door to get him out of my cell."

The source said corruptions officers

carried Epstein to his cell on a

different floor as he remained

unresponsive. "Is it was it the same the

same cop? The the contract killer cop?"

Yep. Right. He told him he thought he'd

been attacked by his cellmate, an ex-

cop who was awaiting trial on four

murders.

>> But they're saying that was an attempted

suicide.

>> Well, they tried to frame it as an

attempted suicide. No, I would imagine

he doesn't have a way to contact the

outside world and just tweet about this.

Yeah,

>> right. He can't make an Instagram video.

Hey guys, this guy's trying to [ __ ]

kill me.

>> True.

>> He sat up on the bed and began telling

me that he thinks his bunky tried to

kill him. A responding officer wrote in

one memo. A senior officer wrote in a

separate incident report that Epstein

initially implicated his cellmate in the

incident, claiming he had previously

said things that made Epstein feel

threatened.

So Nicholas Tartagleon,

his cellmate, has re repeatedly disputed

the initial allegation. I did nothing

and said he tried to rev I tried to

revive him. As with Epstein's eventual

death, any camera footage of the

incident was either mislaid, lost, or

never captured by the facility's faculty

faulty system, rather. Tartagleon

has not responded to emailed questions

from CBS News. How odd. His lawyer said

Epstein's initial claim that Tartagleion

tried to kill him was flatly not true.

>> Well,

>> okay. So maybe he did try to I mean you

know there's a chance he did try to kill

himself and was like [ __ ] I don't want

to get

>> and then his guy saved him. He said he

saved him. So it says it right here.

Scroll back up a little bit. Tartag Leon

said in a recent interview the house and

that Epstein also left a suicide note

and it even offered Tartagleon money to

kill him. What? Neither of those details

if true are referenced in any of the

bureau prison records that were reviewed

by CBS News. So, if you scroll up

higher, it says he he said he saved his

life the first time. So, it's saying

that he saved his life. He yelled when

the guy his attorney says that.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Like he's saying he tried to

kill himself once.

>> Yeah. But that's just his attorney

saying that.

>> Yeah. For sure. You know, Epstein

claimed to both corrections officers and

the source that he felt threatened by t

by Tartagleon

uh hulking retired cop turned drug

dealer who was charged and later

convicted for four murders.

Just how could you take the most

high-profile defendant ever and put him

in a cage with a murderer?

>> Check that part. Um, his bunky told him

that if he beat him up because of

Ebstein's child sex trafficking charges,

the officers would not report it.

Oh, that's what he told him. The wealthy

allegedly the wealthy former financeier

told jail officers that he believed

Tartagleó was trying to extort money

from him and stated that if he didn't

pay him that he was going to beat him

up. The officer wrote he stated that

this has been going on for a week. And

then that guy saying Epstein was trying

to pay me to kill him for himself.

>> You would have think they could find a

middle ground, man.

>> Well, someone's lying.

>> I know.

>> That's the craziest. There's too many

plot holes. There's no way.

>> Imagine like who's saying I'll pay you

to kill me.

>> Yeah. Also, it's like, wait, how are we

going to do that? How are we going to

work this all out?

>> Yeah. The guy's already Well, that would

And then what's he going to do with the

money?

>> Exactly.

>> How's he going to get the money?

>> I guess you can give it if you know

somebody you know you love, you can give

it to them, but

>> Right. Does he have money or does all of

his money go to the victim's families?

Like he killed four people.

>> [ __ ] man. You might be right.

>> Yeah.

>> So, it would have to be like an offshore

account that like gets slipped over to

the prison so he could buy cigarettes.

>> If anyone can do it, if anyone can do

it, it's Jeffrey Epste, man.

>> But it would have to be worked out in

advance. Like he would have to have the

cigarettes in the commissary. All right.

Okay. Time to kill you.

>> Dude, it's it's too uh you know, I think

it's just one of those things. I don't

know if people can, you know, want to

wrap their heads around it, but there's

just people who do things in this world

on behalf of like, you know, uber

billionaires that we're just never going

to know what's going on.

>> For sure.

>> There they do horrible, terrible secret

stuff. And they always have.

>> Yeah.

>> This is the thing. If like you go

throughout history, there's always been

secret societies and people that get

together with creepy meetings. All that

eyes wide shut [ __ ] that Cubert put in

his film. That's not He's not imagining

that.

>> No, that's always been a thing. The

officer that discovered his body dead in

August was originally charged with

falsifying documents related to his

death, but those charges were dropped.

>> H I wonder what the falsifying of the

documents was.

>> I don't know. I don't know. Who knows?

Maybe people charged it to try to open

up the paperwork or whatever.

>> Here it is. Because Epstein was on

suicide watch after the July 23rd

incident, Thomas was required to lo to

record a log of observations about

Epstein in 15minute increments. Those

notations were released by the Bureau of

Prisons in 2023 along with just one

entry he made in the log, a note made at

2:15 a.m. 45 minutes after the incident.

15 minutes later at 2:30, Thomas wrote,

"Inmate sitting on bed trying to

remember what happened."

Huh?

Yeah, man.

>> So, this is the when he got attacked the

first time that he survived,

>> huh?

>> Yeah. They claim he once he got into the

separate cell, he was uh trying to fall

forward on his head or something. Sat on

the edge of the bed and began moving

forward as if he was attempting to fall

over head first.

>> Huh.

>> He was told to stop. Don't do it again.

And he gave a thumbs up.

>> That's how they confirm he was trying to

commit suicide.

>> So, he's going to try to commit suicide

by falling straight on his head from

>> That's impossible. That's literally

impossible. in your face.

>> You might be able to pull it off.

>> That's crazy.

>> You would block for sure,

>> right?

>> There's no way you can just do a sail. I

was like thinking about this the other

day. I was walking off my steps. I was

like, even if I tried, I couldn't do

like a swan dive on the cement. You

would your body wouldn't let you do it.

>> Yeah. You would resist resist just

enough to be paralyzed for the rest of

your life.

>> You would get [ __ ] up for sure. I

don't know. I think you would just kind

of flatten out and flail. Yeah, because

guys die all the time in street fights

when they get knocked out and then they

fall and they hit their head on the

concrete. Dude, they die all the time.

>> It happened uh before I left Philly a

year or so ago, there's a guy just

walking his dog off leash and this guy

was like, "Put your dog on leash."

>> They got into work, you know, they

started arguing and a guy punched him

and he hit his head and died. And then

my brother went on an online date with

the fiance of the guy who died and like

learned throughout the date like, "Oh

[ __ ] you're the lady." He was married.

>> Bummer of a date.

>> It was pretty [ __ ] sad actually. Oh,

>> he like put it together and he's like,

"Oh, [ __ ] He died. That sucks."

>> How long after that was the date?

>> I think it was maybe a year and a half.

It's It been some time, you know,

>> enough to stop the crying.

>> Yeah. I mean, you got to pick it up at

one point. Especially if he died like

that, man. Got punched on a dog walk and

died.

>> I don't know. If I was

>> walk with a helmet and

>> if I was a lady, I'd be like, "Oh, [ __ ]

I dodged a bullet."

>> Oh, husband could have just died.

>> Yeah. That's scary, though, man. And

that's yeah the the whole thing of like

altercations and people popping off to

each other anymore is just like I was

walking down the street recently and

like you know I had the right away I

walked and I didn't even like rush in

front of the car. The car pulled up and

was like get the [ __ ] out like

threatened to shoot me in the face. I

was just like what the hell man.

>> Yeah. It was like he had pulled off far

enough and he's like I'll shoot you in

your [ __ ] face. And I was just like

please don't like you know what the [ __ ]

man what are you doing

>> bro? You never know who's unhinged.

>> I know. You never know what's going on

in that life. The divorce, [ __ ] this,

that, just got fired, about to go to

jail. Who knows?

>> Yeah.

>> Who knows,

>> dude? Yeah. That's

>> best friend was [ __ ] your wife.

>> Could be literally anything.

>> Yeah. It's like I I never It's like

Yeah. Whatever, man.

>> So many people are barely hanging on out

there, doing something all day they

hate.

>> Yeah.

>> Just [ __ ] tired. Life's in a

shambles, dude. I I don't And especially

like people just talk [ __ ] to strangers.

was like, "You have no idea who that

person is." My I don't know if you know,

who knows if this is like just like an

old construction worker tale. But my dad

was telling me some guy he knows his mom

or whatever or like you know his

friend's mom was at the grocery store.

Someone back they like both going for a

parking spot. It was like an old lady

and the guy was like [ __ ] [ __ ] get

the hell out blah blah blah started

cursing her out. Her son came out of

jail for like you know like he was like

a biker all this stuff and they all like

knew each other in the neighborhood.

Apparently the guy who had like cursed

out the mom they were like nobody ever

saw him again. So, if that's true, it's

like gee, I always think about that. I'm

like, dude, that's, you know, you just

can't be, you shouldn't yell at an old

lady anyway, but you just have no idea

who you're dealing with,

>> right?

>> Just might as well chill. That was one

of the creep creepier things about the

Epstein emails or the the files, the

data was that he ordered 330 gallons of

sulfuric acid after he'd been indicted.

>> What does that do?

>> Dissolves bodies.

>> Oh, no.

>> Yeah. Uh

>> so so they were trying to speculate that

like maybe that was for his desalination

system that he had. He had like a water

system that you some sulfuric acid

cleans it out. But then Jamie looked

into it. He had only ordered it like

once before ever, but never that much.

>> Yeah, that's terri. Also, he lives in

near the oceans. Like why would you just

go in the ocean? Just

>> you got to get rid of bodies. You live

on an island. Just go out the water.

>> Yeah, but they could find it. Yeah, I

guess so.

>> Yeah, they might find it.

>> Yeah,

>> you can't have that.

>> True. Especially if enough that we need

a bunch of acid.

>> Do they have a lot of sharks down there?

>> I would think.

>> Yeah, like the Bahamas, right? It's like

Bahamas area.

>> Yeah, I I would think so. There's like

sharks in Florida. I was just in

>> Florida. Florida's a lot of sharks,

especially bull sharks.

>> Yeah, exactly. I I was swimming. I

brought my friend with me to do shows

and he was like, I'm worried about

sharks. There's no [ __ ] sharks out

here. And we got back and the Uber

driver was like, "Yeah, this is like

shark season right now." I was like,

"Oh, [ __ ] My bad. Shark season.

>> Yeah, they I think it's the bull sharks.

They see them all the time down there.

>> Bull sharks are scary.

>> They're the ones that they think are

responsible for the murders in New

Jersey that inspired Jaws.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> How big how big do they get?

>> They don't get as big as like great

whites, but the thing about them is they

could swim in fresh water.

>> So those murders that uh murders those

deaths by shark uh in New Jersey in like

the early 1900s,

>> they were in a river.

>> What? Yeah.

>> So, these people were swimming in a

river and they got killed by sharks.

>> Yeah. You would never expect it either.

>> Bull sharks are like very aggressive,

too.

>> Oh, are they really

>> super aggressive? They um there's the

Florida Keys like guys fish off the

peers down there

>> and uh it's really great fishing, but if

you catch a big fish and you're

struggling to get it on the line, most

likely a shark's going to kill it.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. Most likely you're going to get it

bitten in half. There's like tons of

videos of guys pulling in fish and the

shark just snaps it in half while

they're pulling it in.

>> That's terrifying, man.

>> They're all over the place down there,

dude.

>> Dude, I went to Turks and Kos, my me and

my family went down there. My kids, we

were we went snorkeling and you know,

the guy takes us out and he's like,

"Hey, we like, you know, got in the area

where we're going to jump in." He's

like, "Hey, there's some baby sharks out

there. Um, you know, but they're not

going to bother you." So, I'm like,

"What the fuck?"

>> Exactly. And I have like I've had

[ __ ] like two and a four-year-old

with me. So, I jump in. in. I'm like,

"Let me sus it out. I'm going to go

see." Dude, I go down and like these

were like, you know, they weren't like

18t sharks, but they were like five,

six, they were like big enough, but they

were 40 like it was like probably 40t

deep and then they were like at the

bottom, but then another 50 ft away. And

I was like, "Bro, I'm not bringing my

kids in here." Yeah. I'm trying to find

this video that my friend Adam sent me

of uh sharks in Florida cuz I always

give him [ __ ] He lives in Australia and

I always give him [ __ ] like, "Bro, you

live in a place filled with monsters.

What the [ __ ] are you doing?" Like,

because it's true. Florida's Florida has

a lot, but

>> Australia has more. Australia has

saltwater crocodiles. They have great

whites.

>> But he sent me this video. He's like,

"This isn't America, mate."

>> And it's uh these guys are throwing God,

I can't find it. These guys are throwing

um fish into the water, right? No, I'm

not going to find it. They they're

throwing fish into the water right next

to the shore and

>> it's just sharks like piranhas just

smashing and they're like off off a

dock,

>> dude.

>> They're just like throwing fish scraps

in there and the fish the sharks are

apparently used to it, I guess.

>> That's terrifying.

>> Yeah,

>> dude. I

>> Oh, here it is. I found it.

>> Nice.

>> Here, hold on. I'll send it to you,

Jamie.

>> Dude, dolphins. Do you ever see a

dolphin in real life?

>> Yes.

>> They're scary as hell. Those things are

huge.

>> I swam with them.

>> I did it, too. I was in Mexico and I

thought I was going to be like, you

know, gliding on two of them. I was like

barely wanting to touch this thing.

>> I did it in Hawaii. You jump off the

boat and you snorkel and you get to see

them swimming under. It's really wild.

Check this out. So this guy throws these

scraps in the water. Look at these

sharks.

>> God damn.

>> Look at these things.

>> How crazy is that?

>> Look at these things fight for this.

>> Look how many of them there are. Yeah.

That's

>> Bro, that's crazy. That Look how big

they are. Yeah, more than big enough to

take your legs off.

>> All right, go ahead, dick wagon. Throw

it in.

>> Go ahead, dick wagon. Why?

>> I'd be so mad if I was his neighbor. I'd

be like, "Dude, I'm trying to paddle

board, man."

>> Well, I think this is just what they do

every day, which is why the sharks are

there in the first place.

>> I think when these guys get there, you

know, when they fillet the fish, they

have the bodies, they just tuck the body

overboard, and these sharks just destroy

it.

>> Yeah.

>> How spooky is that?

>> It's terrifying, dude.

>> Yeah, that's Florida.

>> That's That's crazy. Where's Marco

Island?

>> Uh, I don't know. Where is that? Where's

Marco Island?

>> It's probably the key somewhere. That's

[ __ ] That's awful.

>> Florida's filled with monsters. Like

that whole thing that they're doing with

ice where they've got that alligator

Guantanamo,

>> you know? They got a they got their they

built a Guantanamo for detainees and

then they surrounded it with alligator

country.

>> Like a cartoon moat.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> It's going crazy.

>> Check this out. Okay. So, where is it?

>> It's like opposite of Miami on the

>> Oh, okay.

>> Okay. So it's not it's not the Keys.

It's just Florida.

>> Crazy.

>> Damn. So they have like a classical moat

with alligators around it.

>> Well, it's not essentially a moat.

>> Was it island? I guess.

>> How did How did they do it? They build

an island down there. Is that what they

did?

>> Somebody got a sweet contract to put

that in there.

>> They're calling it alligator

>> Yeah, they call it alligator Alcatraz.

>> Um, what does it look like? Can you show

us?

>> Damn, dude. Alligators in Florida are

everywhere. They say there's not a like

standing body of water that doesn't have

an alligator.

>> I know. My friends were just at Disney

World and they said they got a they're

like, "Is there alligators around here?"

Like, "Yeah, we flush them out all the

time."

>> One killed a kid a few years back.

>> I heard about that. Just reached up and

just snagged it.

>> Bro, imagine your little toddler at

Disneyland just saw Cinderella having a

good time.

>> That's got to be fast. That's fast pass

for life though for the family.

>> So, that is all the Everglades and the

Everglades is just filled like if you go

walking like I'm out of here.

>> [ __ ] that. Like something's probably

going to get you.

>> No,

>> the Everglades are so [ __ ] because

it's not just the alligators. It's also

the pythons. There's giant pythons,

dude.

AI so ruthless.

>> That's [ __ ] alligators with ice hats

on.

>> Dude, the pythons are another cuz you

they catch you while you're sleeping. So

you lay down to sleep and you just wake

up and you're just

>> Are there more pythons in the Everglades

than there are anywhere in the world?

>> No way. Cuz there's a half a million of

them, they think.

>> What? Do you ever hear about Snake

Island in Brazil?

>> No,

>> dude. There's an island in Brazil that I

guess like whatever, you know, tectonic

plates or whatever moved and it used to

be connected to the mainland. It went

out and all the snakes just got stuck on

there with no natural predators.

>> They just eat each other.

>> Yeah, they just fight and eat each

other. And there's Dude, there's

apparently a snake like every meter you

move, there's at least one snake.

>> What?

>> I Dude, the images are [ __ ] are terrify.

They're like just piled on top of each

other. There are not more pythons in the

Everglades than anywhere else. The

Burmese python's native range in

Southeast Asia from India to Indonesia

supports far larger wild populations,

though exact numbers are hard to

quantify due to their vast habitat.

Everglades context: Burmese pythons are

invasive species. Florida Everglades

with estimates ranging from tens of

thousands to 300 thousands individuals

uh across southern Florida concentrate

in Evergrades National Park where their

density is notably high. population

exploded from a few snakes in the 90s to

enveloping much of the region by the

2020s driven by the release from pet

trade and events like Hurricane Andrew.

Yeah, they had Hurricane Andrew

apparently blew down a facility where

they were studying pythons.

>> No. And that's how they got out.

>> A bunch of them got out. And then

there's also people with pets, just

[ __ ] and death metal bands.

>> Yeah, they just dropped them.

>> Yeah, they just dropped them.

>> Well, that's how we we There's um what

we call it? Parakeetses here. They're

like they're like an invasive species

and they think that happened too.

Someone just like let their parakeets

out and now they're a problem here.

>> That's iguanas in Florida, too.

>> You know, they sell canned iguana meat

in Florida now.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. A buddy of mine lives in Florida.

He just sent me this.

>> He sent me uh he was at the supermarket

and they have uh iguana meat.

>> Probably not that.

>> Dude, I'm telling you, the uh Snake

Island, I I was like I thought it was

fake. My wife was telling me about it.

I'm like, "Dude, you got tricked. This

is has to be AI." I looked it up and

it's like it's a real thing. Let me see

that iguana meat. Yeah, I'm saying it.

>> I would It would probably be good. I've

eaten Gator before. Gator is not bad.

This might be fake.

>> I think it is. There's a God damn it.

>> I'm googling it. There's a a pizza

restaurant that got in trouble for

serving it

>> really.

>> But nothing else is popping up about

candy.

>> They got in trouble for serving it. Did

they tell people they were serving it?

>> You know, cuz people eat them.

>> They hunt them and eat them all the

time. I was watching a YouTube video the

other day where this guy was making like

stir-fried iguana meat.

>> Well, they get massive. They get

massive.

>> Yeah. Yeah. And they apparently taste

good. probably. They're aggressive, too.

If you see them in the wild, they'll

like charge after you.

>> They're nasty, man.

>> They're big.

>> Yeah, they're pretty like four or five

feet long.

>> They're Yeah, they're huge.

>> Nuts.

>> That was another animal I encountered in

Turks and Caos. We did the shark

swimming and I was like, "All right, I

let them like get out of the way." And

then we went to this island that was

just full of iguanas and they'll they'll

just run up on you. Do you know in

Florida when it gets really cold, they

just fall out of trees?

>> No.

>> Hilarious.

>> Cuz sometimes Florida it'll dip. It'll

get into the 30s and these [ __ ] just

fall out of the trees like stoned.

>> They just freeze and just

>> freeze and then they thaw out and come

back to life.

>> What?

>> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] That's an ancient species. Like

these are ancient creatures.

>> Damn. So they I thought they I thought

they need the like they're cold blooded

and they die so they can just I guess

they can just chill and

>> Well, so are alligators and alligators

freeze in lakes sometimes with their

mouths above the water.

>> They have their nose and their eyes

above the water and they just they're

frozen. There's a bunch of images of

these guys.

>> That's awesome.

>> Frozen in lakes.

>> I guess everything just slows down and

they just chill.

>> They don't have to eat for a year.

>> What?

>> Yeah. They can go without eating for a

whole year.

>> So, how much do you think we really have

to eat if alligators if bears don't have

to eat all winter? Alligators can go one

year. Like, do you think we're I always

think like do we have to eat every day?

>> Well, we definitely eat more than any

people have ever have except like

royals. Yeah.

>> You know, that's why people were so

tiny. Like you go back to like the Civil

War, the average man was like 130

pounds.

>> Yeah, that makes sense.

>> Yeah. Because nobody had any food,

>> you know, nobody had any protein.

>> Yeah.

>> But if you think about like how much we

eat morning, noon, and then evening,

>> hunter gatherers, they they got a meal a

day. Yeah.

>> You know, like if you got lucky, you had

a meal and you ate as much as you could

because there's no way to preserve it.

And then you went out the next day and

hoped you got another animal.

>> Yeah. That's kind of wild. You must have

spent like 6,000 calories a day just

trying to get one meal.

>> Yeah. And then other than like drying

your meat out, there's no way to

preserve it. So they would make jerky

or,

>> you know, like uh I know in uh Mexico,

some friends of mine went down there and

they have this traditional way of taking

buffalo and they slice it like really

really thin and then they hang it on

like a clothes hanger and dry it out.

>> Really?

>> That's all we need to do.

>> Well, that's what they had to do. They

had to figure out how to dry stuff cuz,

you know, there's no ref, man. How

[ __ ] hard life must have been with no

refrigeration.

>> Dude, it would suck so bad.

>> Suck so bad, man. I mean, that's like

when you go back to the turn of the

century, all the diseases were happening

in America. Just think about it. No

running water. Everybody's like [ __ ]

in holes in the ground outside the

houses. There's no ventilation. There's

no air conditioning.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> No vitamins.

>> Especially here. How many do people live

in Texas? Hard people.

>> I've been reading It must been crazy.

>> Hard people.

>> Yeah.

>> Hard [ __ ] people.

>> I've been reading West I'm reading Lone

Lonesome Dove right now. It's like an

old classic western and they just talk

about how hot they are all day long.

It's just dust in their face and it's

like, dude, that [ __ ] would suck.

Especially if you don't live near a

lake, so you can cool off a little bit.

>> Yeah. Oh, no. There's like Yeah. They

have like a spring house and every time

they go to get water, there's just

rattlesnakes everywhere near the spring

house. It's like, dude, that sucks so

bad. There's a great book about Texas

called um Empire of the Summer Moon.

>> Oh, I've heard of that before.

>> About the settlers encountering the

Comanche.

>> You got to think like if the Comanche if

this is where they lived and they lived

here year round, like they had to be the

hardest [ __ ] people in the world.

>> Yeah, dude. That would be brutal.

>> Just had to be [ __ ] just tough as

[ __ ] Especially when it gets like

freezing, too. They have like that two

weeks where it's super cold and Yeah,

that would be you never know when it's

coming back then either. You couldn't

prepare like Texas. Like right now it's

80. Two weeks ago it was 30.

>> Before that it was 20. Before that it

was 70. Like it's you don't know when

it's coming.

>> No. You have I like I've been here for

two years and I know we're going to get

like a solid collective week of real

winter

>> and the rest of it's just like 50 60 70

80 20 40. It's kind of like

>> it's worth it. I think it's perfect

because it gives you just enough cold so

you appreciate the warm. Just enough but

nothing like where you want to kill

yourself.

>> Yeah, I agree. nothing like there's, you

know, Montana winters and Wyoming

winters where they last like seven

months. You're like, I don't know if I

want to do this.

>> Even regular East Coast winter, I

couldn't handle it. By the time I had

left, like you don't feel the sun for

like at least 3 months. And I remember

spring it would finally like come out

and it's like that messes me up. Like I

need I'd rather it be super hot and

sunny than be cold. Yeah.

>> Cuz you can just like, you know,

>> just figure jump in a lake, jump in a

pool. You can

>> You know, that's what flu season's all

about too.

>> What? It's not like the flu emerges in

the winter. It's just everybody's immune

system's low. No one has any vitamin D.

A buddy of mine who was a doctor said

that he would do tests on people in New

York City and he said so many people

would come into his practice that had

undetectable levels of vitamin D.

>> What?

>> Yeah. Because they weren't supplementing

at all and they were wearing winter

clothes and they were never outside and

everybody's sick and they don't know

why. Well, you're vitamin D depleted.

>> Yeah. That's why in Seattle they have a

lot of people go in tanning beds and

[ __ ] They try to like do something to

>> Oh, just to get people

>> because tanning beds will give you a

natural dose of vitamin D.

>> That's kind of nice.

>> Yeah.

>> Apparently it's Isn't it like a hormone

more than a vitamin?

>> So yeah, that's what I heard. It's like

not even just like you know vitamin A or

B. It's like something you absolutely

need big time.

>> Yeah. A lot of people are saying you

should hyperdose it too. Like because

the USDA recommended is like 5,000

milligrams. A lot of people are saying

like 30,000 is what they take every day.

>> Yeah, I I had to do that for a while

because I had low vitamin D and they

were like, "You can take as much of this

as you want." I I'm like so I'm like

such a baby with medicine. Like I'm like

super sensitive to it. It did like

absolutely no side effects at all.

>> No, it doesn't give you side effects,

but for full absorption, I think you're

supposed to take it with a bunch of

other stuff. Like I think the

recommended is I take it with K2,

vitamin K2, and magnesium. I think there

might be one other thing that also helps

absorption, but uh like Dr. Rhonda

Patrick was on a podcast recently and

she was talking about how vitamin D,

someone was taking vitamin D, but they

weren't showing any improvement. She's

like, "Were you taking it with

magnesium?"

>> So magnesium apparently helps vitamin D

get absorbed in your like there's a

bunch of those things that like works

like if you if you take them without any

fat or any food, they're not good.

>> But then like amino acids, you have to

take them on an empty stomach. It's like

you got to know what you're doing.

>> That's true. Yeah. I have like a paste.

It's like a goop that's like fatty and I

just put it on a spoon and take

>> What is it? Just vitamin D fatty.

>> It's vitamin D. It's like a lipos somal

thing.

>> Oh, you put it on a spoon.

>> Yeah. See, I just eyeball it. I'm like,

that's probably about right.

>> I wonder if like liposomaal absorbs

easier.

>> Isn't that the whole idea about it?

>> It's paired to a fat and it kind of, you

know,

>> right? I wonder if that you don't need

as much like or you don't need vitamin D

or uh K2 rather.

>> Well, I I don't know. But I was low and

then I'm not now. So, I'm like, maybe it

worked. Maybe it was a fact I was

outside. I don't know.

>> I'm sure it works.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. It's just like, does it work

optimally? That's the thing.

>> Yeah.

>> It's like just taking it alone is

definitely going to be better than not

taking it at all. But they think that

for maximum absorption, what what are

the things that you should take with

vitamin D for put that in perpetually?

The the things you take with vitamin D

for maximum absorption.

>> It's hard to remember all this stuff,

too. That's part of the problem. Like

I'll hear it on a podcast. I'm like,

"Yeah, yeah."

Go back home. What the [ __ ] did the [ __ ]

did Andrew Huberman say?

>> Yeah. I I remember I heard um Heberman

had this thing about cortisol and he's

like, "You need to spike your cortisol

early in the morning, which I you know,

if I get up and exercise in the morning,

like, yeah, that's seems true because I

feel good." But then I was like, I I

can't have caffeine anymore. I had to

get off completely.

>> Really,

>> dude? I have I I can't have it. I'm like

super sensitive to it. If I had a cup of

coffee, what time is it right now? If I

had a cup of coffee now at 2:00, I would

not sleep till midnight.

>> Is that because you don't drink much of

it or I don't metabolize it?

>> Oh, that's my mom. My dad can drink

coffee and fall asleep. If my mom has

coffee, she's it just it like you have

it and I can feel it just in my body for

hours and I it's just like a non-stop c

like I love caffeine. The mental effects

my body just can't stand it.

>> Have you ever tried um neutropics like

theine?

>> I've done it all.

>> Acetylcholine. But not acetyloline, but

I've taken alenine with it, which helped

a little bit, but then I'll just drink

more coffee cuz

>> No, I don't mean with coffee. I mean by

itself as like a little bit of a pickme

up.

>> Oh yeah. No, I I like uh Yeah, I take I

take althanium before I go to sleep. I

think it kind of helps me sleep.

>> Yeah, I hear that too, which is

interesting because it helps with your

memory. Like how does it help with your

memory and also help you go to sleep?

>> I don't know.

>> Here it says vitamin D is a fat soluble

nutrient so pairing it with dietary fat

maximizes its absorption in the gut.

Take vitamin D supplements with a meal

containing fats for optimal uptake.

Studies show you can boost serum levels

by about 50%. Foods like fatty fish,

avocados, olive oil, nut, seeds, or full

fat yogurt provide these fats

effectively. Supportive nutrients.

Magnesium aids in converting vitamin D

to its active form and transporting it

in the body. Vitamin K2 works

synergistically to direct calcium to

bones, enhancing benefits for bone

health. Omega-3 fatty acids from fish

oil also improve absorption alongside

fats. All right, so that's it. So,

vitamin D should take with magnesium and

K2 and probably some fish oil.

>> Nice.

>> There you go.

>> That was eating it after breakfast. So,

there we go. Was getting my fats.

>> Yeah.

>> But yeah, the caffeine for me, I can't

like, you know, everyone's different,

but I I can't have it. Like, I

>> I could drink two double espressos and

go to sleep.

>> That's crazy. So, here's my thing, too.

I stopped because I didn't start really

drinking caffeine all the time until I

had kids. But I I like I don't have

dreams at night. If I drink even coffee

during like the day, no dreams at night

>> really.

>> If I don't know what it is, man. I'm

super super sensitive to it.

>> Well, a lot of people that stop smoking

weed say that they get wild crazy

dreams.

>> That happens too. That kind of blocks

your dreams, too.

>> Yeah.

>> But even that, like I don't know. I I

smoked weed forever and like I would

still kind of have dreams, but it's the

caffeine just like completely

neutralizes them. And then they say that

it's like anecdotal, but they say that

um caffeine, there's anecdotal evidence

that it kind of uh what is it? It like

discourages or you know, whatever it

does to your brain, you don't do as much

divergent thinking. It's more like

convergent where like if you need to get

like a task like all right, I need to

edit something. Caffeine's great. If

you're like, I need to come up with a

story idea.

>> There's like anecdotal evidence that

says like people who are on caffeine

report that it like messes up their

ability to like

>> just kind of like, you know, come up

with like new or novel ideas.

>> That makes sense. Yeah.

>> Because you're just hyperfocused on the

one thing that you're doing, like a lowd

dose meth.

>> Yeah, pretty much.

>> Yeah. Like my friends that have dated

girls that have had problems with

amphetamines, one of the things they say

is they know when they're on it because

then they start cleaning the house. They

start cleaning everything.

>> Yeah.

>> They start getting like hyperfocused on

like organizing and cleaning.

>> Like that sounds like a good drug.

>> Yeah. What's What's the back? It's

probably a spaz though. That's probably

the backlash. Well, it's probably

they're doing it for 12 hours while

they're listening to Slayer.

>> Yeah. [ __ ] dude. [ __ ] You're not even

talking about Adderall. This is them

doing like crystal meth or something.

>> I don't know. You saying amphetamines?

>> I I assume it's like meth.

>> Yeah. Empetamine babe would be not

ideal. I don't think

>> Well, I've talked to people that have

done meth and they they say you feel

like you're [ __ ] Superman, but you

also like want to get things done.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> That's I've heard that similar thing

about crack where you feel like a

genius. You smoke crack. Apparently,

you're just like, "Dude, like why would

I have a refrigerator? I can sell it

right now and I can just order out to

and like apparently you're just like the

smartest person in your head in the

world,

>> right?"

>> And then you just like it all crashes

every 30 minutes.

>> It's It's like freebased cocaine is what

all it is.

>> Yeah.

>> Like what Richard Prior was doing back

in the day, that was just before crack.

>> Yeah.

>> It was freebasing cocaine.

>> Yeah. And it's weird, too, because I

think it just like coke I think just

floods your brain. A lot of things just

flood your brain with dopamine.

>> Yeah. But the delivery method apparently

of crack is superior. Like there's

something about smoking it where it just

goes right to your head. Well, I know

this from Hunter Biden cuz Hunter Biden

was he was on that Channel 5 show when

he was talking about it. It's [ __ ] he

was so descriptive of it. It almost made

you want to try crack. He it was almost

like it was like a romantic tale of like

a bad romance that he had to get out of.

This is a very genuinely way to say it's

a superior delivery mechanism.

>> Well, he's very smart, right? So he's

very articulate and he's talking about

like what it was like to smoke crack

>> and it's like holy [ __ ] man.

>> And I I wonder I guess I guess he's off

of it cuz I guess like you know yeah if

you started again it's probably just

another

>> Well there was that baggie they found at

the White House but

first of all might have been his but

also you think he's the only one of

those people doing coke.

>> Yeah I was about to say that could be

anybody. Listen, there's probably a lot

of those folks that need a little pickme

up sometimes before a meeting, before

>> they have to do a press thing or Oh,

dude. You're working 16 hours a day, a

little tired.

>> Woo!

>> Big time.

>> Let's go.

>> I used to work at a real estate company

when I was in college just like, you

know, they would like buy apartment

buildings and dude, all the like the

senior management were like, they used

to buy aderall off me.

>> They would just chomp [ __ ] aderall.

come in and just be like they would do

sales meetings and just be like

>> a friend of mine who's a journalist says

that all these journalists are on

aderall.

>> Yeah, I believe it

>> says it makes you productive.

>> They're all doing it.

>> Some of them are like super open about

it. Like Dave Portoy when he was in here

he was telling us what did he say he

took 30 milligrams? I

>> think I don't remember but yeah

>> it was enough that I was like yo and

then I had to go to Jamie. How much is

that? And Jamie was like a lot.

>> 30 is Yeah. 30 is uh that would get you

>> but not a lot if you do it a lot right?

>> Yeah. You get a Yeah,

>> that's the thing. It's like if you're

doing edibles with Joey Diaz, like how

much should I take? Take two,

[ __ ] Like what? Take two. How

much do you take?

>> Yeah, that would definitely mean I feel

like I can't get a tolerance to eat

edibles. They just knock me out every

time.

>> Jamie can just eat them and they don't

do anything for them.

>> That's crazy. I know people like that,

too. They're like, "Well, I need like

200 milligrams to feel it." I'm like,

I'm psychotic. At 200 milligrams, I'm

fried.

>> It's a lot.

>> Yeah, 200 is a lot. I used to have these

lollipops that were 200 milligrams. So,

I would try to gauge it like I don't

want to eat too much of it and it would

just I would get [ __ ] whacked all the

time.

>> So, we were we went over how many people

are on aderall once like the number of

Adderall prescriptions in a year. It was

something bonkers. It was like 39

million Aderall prescriptions in this

country. But then you have to go like

how many people is that? Right? Cuz like

you refill your prescriptions. So, how

often do you refill it? How many times a

year? You know what I mean?

>> I think it's more than 39. If that's the

case, I feel like there's 39 million

subscribers to Adall.

>> Well, there's definitely people that are

getting it other ways. For sure.

>> For sure.

>> Yeah. You get your script and you sell

it. But it's like,

>> so there are not just that. You're

getting it illegally. You know, you're

getting illegal good and bad. You're,

you know, getting cartel stuff

>> like pressed and stuff.

>> Yeah. Like they they can make a volume

that looks just like a Valium and

there's [ __ ] fentanyl in it.

>> Yeah. True. No, that's that's a that

like the pill world is they're like

completely riddled with that right now.

>> Oh, it's scary, man. Cuz kids are taking

these like there was a kid from a local

high school around here that I read a

story that he took an Adderall. He

thought it was an Adderall and it had

fentinyl in it. He died. He got it from

one of his friends. He was just trying

to cram for studies.

>> Yeah. That's that's why I always tell

people, anyone I know who does Coke, I'm

always like, "You got to stop, man."

They're like, "No, we'll test it." It's

like, "No, you're not. You're going to

be at a bar. You're going to be

hammered. You're going to buy Coke and

shove it up your nose.

>> I stop and be like, "Let me see."

>> I've never done it, but all my friends

who have done it have all said the same

thing. Don't do it.

>> It's

>> I've never I've never done it either. I

had no I've never had any interest, but

it's like I every time I'm around people

on it, I'm just like, "Dude, this

sucks."

>> Yeah.

>> Maybe they're having fun, but it's like

>> they want to sell you Bitcoin.

>> They want to go into business now.

>> Everybody does.

>> They get like super hyped about a

project they want to bring in. Well,

that's what I think. I I guess that's

the way it was explained to me. You just

feel like you've accomplished something

major. So, you just like snore Coke and

you're like, I am the best ever. It's

like why? I don't know. I just Yeah.

Joey Diaz used to say that you can't go

on stage with that.

>> Yeah, I can see that.

>> It's the worst. He goes, "You have no

feeling. You don't feel for the crowd."

>> Yeah. That's how I feel about I can't

drink and go on stage cuz I'll just I

I'm way too confident. If something

doesn't land, I'm like, "Fucking

whatever, pussy." Like I just don't I

don't care and I just do so bad.

>> Yeah. Yeah. It's it's a weird fine dance

that people do with substances and

performing especially if you're doing

like a speed or something because you

can get it wrong.

>> I would imagine.

>> Yeah. You can get your balance wrong.

>> I've heard aderall does not mix with

comedy at all. That's what I've heard.

>> I've heard people like it. You're just

It's like a weird part of your brain

where you're just too lasered in.

>> I've heard people like to use it for

writing though, which I think is weird.

I guess. Yeah. I don't know.

>> I know they use it for writing books.

>> I don't know if it would be the same for

writing comedy

>> because, you know, you're talking about

like coming up with ideas like you'd

imagine that would be the coffee thing

on steroids.

>> Yeah. Right.

>> I don't I for me for writing like I like

to write. I like I write books. I like

to do other stuff.

>> Writing standup is more like it has to

just pop into my head. Then I go like,

"Oh, that would be funny." And then I

you know, if I start fleshing it out,

like new ideas come. I've tried to like

write standup and it never it like very

rarely do I get anything that like works

when I do that.

>> Yeah, me too. But what I do is I write

essays.

>> I just like essays on a subject and then

from that I'll extract little things.

>> That's a good idea.

>> And then I take that little thing and I

say how do I introduce this thing and

what is what would be funny about this

thing and how would I lead into this and

what are the other like surrounding

things that would go with this?

>> No, that's that's a good way to do it. I

have to I have to trick myself into

being like I'm memorizing my material so

I just bullet point it and then I get

bored and my mind wanders. I'm like that

would actually be pretty funny,

>> right? And then you start rambling.

Yeah, that's the thing about the essay

that if you just sit down and write a

sub, you know, about a subject, whatever

that subject is,

>> that you just start thinking about all

the different aspects of that sub

instead of thinking how to write in

comedy form.

>> Yeah. you know.

>> No, that that's a that's a smart idea

because yeah, if I try to write it then

like you try to repeat it but you wrote

it down so then it sounds like a written

thing and it's like

>> but even that in the essay way it's a

brutal process because then you have to

take that one sentence or that one

paragraph in a thousand words and then

figure out a way to introduce that where

it's not clunky.

>> Yeah.

>> And then figure out what's the funniest

part about it. And it's like you have to

always know that the first time you

bring it out there it's going to suck.

>> Yeah. And you have to just slowly but

surely trust it to get better and just

throw it into the fire every night.

>> You know, you have your bits that you

know are going to kill and you're like,

I don't want to trot that one out here.

I know

>> that is the I kind of is the funnest

part though to me. Like when I moved

here, I had just uh I think Yeah, I

think I had just put out an hour or like

recorded so I had no I had to like start

with like new material, which sucks. You

move somewhere, you have new stuff and

you're like, dude, I have only new [ __ ]

It's a bad feeling, but it's like it's

exciting because you're like you don't

know how it's going to go every night. I

don't know. I like I like that. I think

it's good. I think it's like we were

talking the other day uh about loss,

about failure. Like I was talking with

Michael Malice about bombing on stage. I

think bombing is good cuz what happens

if you bomb that feeling you feel

terrible the next day, you feel terrible

that night, and then you're like, I got

to [ __ ] get back on stage and really

like tighten up my [ __ ] And I always

have in the past made big leaps after I

bombed.

>> I'm like, I think it's important. Like

failure is important. It sucks. You

don't like it, but you got to go through

that. Like maybe you got overconfident

or maybe you were in a bad mood or maybe

it was like whatever.

>> Yeah. No, it helps. That that's what

like motivates me to write standup. If I

bomb, I'm like, "All right, now let me

let me like dial it in because I have

like I'm always doing a bunch of stuff

and like I'm like, "Oh, I got a show."

And I like, you know, organize kind of

against the gun. But yeah, a good a bomb

really is like a clarifying. It's good

for you, honestly.

>> Yes, it is. Have a bomb.

>> Well, I used to say that to fighters,

too. You lose a fight, it's good. Long

as you get really hurt, it's good

because you like that feeling. Go home

with that feeling and think about all

the stones that you left unturned, all

the times where you skip road work, all

the times you skip strength and

conditioning, all the times you're

halfassing it in the gym. That guy

didn't do that. He just beat you. Now,

you know,

>> you know, you know, like you have to

understand that there's levels to these.

There's levels to dedication. There's

levels to

>> competency and you know, a good loss is

good for you.

>> Yeah. It kind of like, you know, again,

if you have your tried and true and

you're just going on stage, oh, it's

working night after night, you just go

home, you're like, whatever. But yeah,

when you bomb it, like for me, it does

something in my brain where like my

thoughts start flying that, you know,

whatever that is just helps me get stuff

out there. Well, when I lived in Boston,

one of the things that was a real

problem was there were these there was

these local headliners that had these

[ __ ] acts, man. They had 45 minutes

of like hammered samurai sword. It was

so good cuz they had been doing that 45

minutes for a decade and a half.

>> Crazy, dude.

>> It was so good. Their timing was so

good. The the the pacing was so good.

They would crush every night. But after

a while, they never added anything new

to it. And these guys just like a buddy

of mine went to see a Boston headliner

that we knew from like Fitz Simmons went

to see a Boston headliner that we knew

from the 80s. And he goes, "Dude, he was

doing the same material." He goes, "It

was so sad." He goes, "It was just

phoning it in. It was barely getting a

response from the audience. There was

like dated references cuz this guy just

had an act and he like a [ __ ] guy who

shows up at the office. He would

>> open up his suitcase,