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0:01

The world's hottest rum.

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>> Is this going to make us sick? Who did

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you get to pull up? Give me more milk

0:07

now. Oh my god, that is spicy.

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>> You You definitely said Uranus twice.

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>> I'm in a lot of pain right now.

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>> That's the river silk,

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>> gentlemen.

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Oh, me. That has a kick to it. That's

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spicy.

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>> No.

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>> What? I doubt there's anything spicier

0:25

than that.

0:28

>> [laughter]

0:28

>> Do I have news for you, Chad? Reaper

0:31

rum. The world's hottest rum that has

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Carolina Reaper, Naga Ghost Chili, and

0:38

Trinidad Scorpion in it. And it has a

0:41

[ __ ] Scoville rating up the wazoo of

0:43

3.9 million.

0:44

>> Wait, that's a lot, right?

0:46

>> That's hotter than anything you've ever

0:47

>> You know, I [ __ ] hate spice, right?

0:49

>> Well, lucky for you, Chad, you have the

0:50

chance to not have to drink that today

0:52

because we're going to go through 10 of

0:54

the hottest alcohols I could find. And

0:56

there's going to be trivia that you

0:58

could save your ass from drinking that.

0:59

>> I can't do that. [laughter] This is so

1:02

lame. Noob baller gangster. How much

1:05

your shot is? Please tell me you got

1:07

something less spicy to [ __ ] lead us.

1:09

At least get us up there.

1:10

>> First drink is Ancho Ray's chili lure,

1:13

which is [music] 1,500 Scoville. So,

1:15

you're going to do the shot, then I'm

1:16

going to read you a grade 10 science

1:19

question. You have 15 seconds to answer.

1:21

If you get it right, you get a point. If

1:24

you get it wrong, you do not. Whoever

1:25

has the most points at the end of the

1:27

video does not have to drink the world's

1:28

hottest rum.

1:29

>> What if we both have no points?

1:30

>> All right, Liam.

1:34

>> Chad, what is the powerhouse of a cell?

1:38

Nucleus. [snorts] Uh, the body membrane.

1:43

Nucleus. That is incorrect. The correct

1:45

answer is the mitochondria.

1:47

>> How the [ __ ] am I meant to know that?

1:49

>> I actually That's the I knew that one.

1:51

That's the only one I think I know. So,

1:52

unfortunately, Chad, that is zero points

1:54

for you so far.

1:54

>> Great. Sweet. Good start.

1:56

>> One time during this video. Sorry, Chad.

2:00

One time during this video, you're

2:01

allowed to pass and choose a new

2:02

question.

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>> Oh my god. CUZ I GOT

2:05

>> Why would you tell me that and I not use

2:07

it on literally the hardest question?

2:13

>> E,

2:13

>> Max, what type of star is the sun?

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>> Uh, [ __ ] it's a sun, man.

2:20

>> Is it a dwarf? Why you looking at me

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like I've got Oh, right. I thought I had

2:24

I thought that was it over.

2:24

>> That is incorrect. The correct [music]

2:26

answer is yellow dwarf. Chad might have

2:28

got half a point there.

2:29

>> Yeah. Why didn't I get the [ __ ]

2:30

easier question?

2:31

>> I knew literally knew the answer to

2:33

yours.

2:33

>> I knew the answer to yours. All right.

2:35

>> Also, that's not the answer, Chad.

2:37

>> Yellow dwarfs. A [ __ ] god forbid.

2:39

That wasn't that bad. That was actually

2:41

quite [music] enjoyable.

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>> Yeah, but it has it's still the in my

2:45

throat.

2:45

>> It has actually left a little tickle in

2:47

the back of your throat. All right.

2:48

Well, thank you, Darcy. Feels like the

2:50

next bottle,

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>> Chad.

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>> What on earth?

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>> The next one is El Toro Jalapeno Tequila

2:57

Blanco coming in at 5,000 Scoville

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units. And there's floaty bits in it.

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>> That's the river silk.

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>> I don't have a good button cuz I'm not

3:05

sure you guys are going to get it

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answered.

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>> I don't think so either. So [ __ ] good

3:09

sound investment in my opinion.

3:10

>> How many Scovilles is this one?

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>> Six.

3:12

>> 5,000. That is a pretty hefty jump from

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the last one.

3:17

>> Oh, you wait, man. That sounds like

3:19

they've added a lot of stuff to make it

3:21

mask the flavor. Like

3:23

>> a lot of lime. A little bit of I smell

3:25

lime. Not lime.

3:25

>> Smells so sugary.

3:27

>> Yeah. Salute.

3:28

>> Wa.

3:29

>> Chad. What gas do plants release during

3:32

photosynthesis?

3:33

>> CO2. Carbon monoxide. Pollen. Cream.

3:38

>> Oxygen.

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>> 15 seconds is not long enough cuz I

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would have said oxygen next.

3:42

>> You were saying cream. I WAS THINKING I

3:44

JUST TOOK A SHOT OF SPICY [ __ ] like

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>> that's the point.

3:48

>> The thing is while I was saying those

3:49

things in my head I was like oxygen

3:51

oxygen but I wasn't answering it cuz

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this was spicy.

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>> Yeah, that's the point. Welcome. You

3:56

figured it out sucker.

3:57

>> He wasn't answering it cuz he didn't

3:58

have any oxygen on his brain.

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>> Max, what is the largest organ in the

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human body?

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>> The the [ __ ] uh heart, stomach,

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the liver, SKIN.

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>> CORRECT.

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>> YES. THE largest organ in the human body

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is the skin.

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>> That's an organ,

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>> apparently. So, you would have learned

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that in your

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>> But it's not in my human body. It's on

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the outside.

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>> That brings Max to one point.

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>> I was going to say oxygen, but I had

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like 5 seconds less than [ __ ] Max. I

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want to make that clear to the Reddit. I

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had 5 seconds cream and then you were

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going to say

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>> I was thinking that's my thinking word.

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>> He was about to say milk after that.

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>> Chad, I'll give you a redemption gas

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question.

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>> Yeah, with a shot. Extra shot.

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>> With a half shot. Your redemption year 9

4:41

science gas related question.

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>> I'm still processing the last one. This

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shit's gone right through me, man.

4:46

>> Chad, what is the most common gas in

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Earth's atmosphere?

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>> Oxygen. CO2. This is going to be so

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[ __ ] simple. Pass. Chad, you used

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your one and only pass for the entire

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video. [laughter] Congratulations.

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>> What was the answer to that one?

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>> Nitrogen. What is the boiling point of

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water?

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>> 100° C. Bang on. Correct.

5:06

Congratulations.

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>> Hey, [ __ ] good work, man. I need to

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go squeeze one out.

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>> We need to space these out cuz I was I'm

5:13

already drunk. We can do smaller shots

5:15

like the Reddit said.

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>> [ __ ] the Reddit. What do they know?

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>> Oh, I was having a Mexican [ __ ]

5:20

>> Speaking of Mexico, what's up, Darcy?

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What do you want now?

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>> What have you got?

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>> Morita Chipotle vodka coming in at 6,000

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Scoville. This doesn't just give you a

5:30

molten moment. It will hold your

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attention.

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>> Great. Right before I have to answer,

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it's only grade eight science. It's just

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more embarrassing that we get it wrong.

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>> What type of energy is produced by

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moving water?

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>> Oh my god. By moving water. Hydro

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something.

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>> I need the full word.

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>> Hydroponic. Hydrophonic.

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Hydro

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hydro.

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>> What type of energy is produced by

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moving water?

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>> Uh [ __ ] um water. Water energy.

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>> It's [ __ ] kinetic.

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>> What? It's not kinetic energy.

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>> I just said a word.

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>> It's hydro electric. I was so confident

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with that one. I'll change the next

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question for you, Chad.

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>> For me? Why? Cuz the answer was kinetic

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energy

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>> when you're ready.

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>> No. No. What? No. What are you plotting?

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Go back to what you were going to do.

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>> I'll do it. Okay. I'll go back. I'll go

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back to what I was going to do.

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>> No. Okay, man. He played you [ __ ]

6:17

like a fiddle.

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>> All right. What is the difference

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between potential and kinetic energy?

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>> Uh, kinetic is potential energy is it it

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could happen and kinetic is guaranteed.

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That is not a year eight [ __ ] science

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question. Darcy,

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>> potential energy is stored. Kinetic

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energy is moving.

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>> What were you going to ask me?

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[laughter]

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>> What is the main gas we breathe to

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survive? Oxygen. [laughter] Was that

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actually the question you were going to

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ask me?

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>> No, but it's on there, so I could have.

6:48

What do you think about the Chipotle

6:49

vodka? Is that [ __ ] warming you up or

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not?

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>> That was not that spicy.

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>> I think it was the hottest but the

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quickest to dissipate.

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>> Interesting.

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>> It was like the other ones holding it

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throat a bit.

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>> Yeah. Next up is GE Massenz Bird's Eye

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Chili Lure. 75,000 Scoville units. That

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is a 10x jump.

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>> You can go from 5 to 6 to [ __ ] N.

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>> Yeah, we got to get to 3.9 million by

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the end of this. We got to start getting

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this [ __ ] moving,

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>> dude. You know it's bad when the poor is

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this weak.

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>> Have you felt the urge to need like a

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glass of milk?

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>> No. Yeah, I might after this. You

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better.

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>> I'm a gangster. That's a half shot, man.

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>> Does he be like, are you guys noobs or

7:27

gangsters? Max, can you go first just so

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I can get your general reaction, please?

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>> No, let's [music] alternate. I just

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went. You go.

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>> Oh, just for this one. For For me,

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please.

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>> But it was just the last one.

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>> For me, please. For me. Thank you,

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brother. You're a good friend. What is

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the largest planet in the solar system?

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>> Jupiter. Uranus.

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>> Jupiter is correct.

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>> That is an easy question. You could I

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was I could name all [ __ ] nine

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planets in 15 seconds.

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>> Hey, that's Chad's question then.

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>> No, I refuse.

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>> I'll give you 15 seconds to do that. And

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if you get it correct, [music] we can

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half your shot. If you get an incorrect

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double. All right. All right. Ready? Go.

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Neptune, Uranus, Mars, Pluto, Earth, uh,

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Uranus, Mercury, Venus,

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uh, Saturn.

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That's all of them. That's nine. What? I

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missed.

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>> Did he say Jupiter?

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>> Yeah, I did.

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>> Okay. No, you got

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>> I think you did.

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>> I SAID I YEAH, I DIDN'T.

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>> I SAID [ __ ] JUPITER.

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>> YEAH, YOU DID. You definitely said

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Uranus twice.

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>> I said Jupiter.

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>> Run point.

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>> Let's run the clip. We got to run the

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clip. No running clips.

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>> We got to run a clip back. At one point

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I said Jupiter.

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>> You definitely said Uranus twice.

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>> Wait, wait. Just let the comments

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decide. LET'S JUST MOVE ON. [laughter]

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>> NO, NO, NO.

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>> I might have missed Jupiter, but that's

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because I said it when I was saying it

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before. That's what confused me. I'm a

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bit

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>> That's not how the [ __ ] game.

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>> At some point, I said Jupiter in the

8:42

past 2 minutes. I'm sick of watching

8:43

this [ __ ] back and I only find out

8:45

Chad's cheating when I see the finished

8:47

cut. I want to see that [ __ ] now.

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>> There's no punishment for me getting it

8:51

wrong.

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>> Yeah, it doubles.

8:52

>> Double your shot.

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>> No, that was not the deal. Yes, it was.

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>> He wanted to look at the footage.

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[laughter]

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>> That was not part of the deal.

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>> Or if you got a wrong double.

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>> No, I refused. I would not agree.

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>> You agreed TO IT.

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>> I WOULD NOT have agreed to that.

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>> Well, you're about to find you have to

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watch it.

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>> All right. You ready?

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>> If you get an incorrect double.

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>> All right. Oh, no. [laughter] I do not

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remember that part. Neptune, Uranus,

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Mars, Pluto, Earth, uh, Uranus, Mercury.

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>> Said it twice.

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>> [ __ ] [screaming]

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His answer was literally Jupiter and he

9:24

forgot. [laughter]

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>> [ __ ] wipe that smoke off you. Both of

9:28

you [ __ ] stop smiling.

9:32

>> That's sweet. Chad, what do you call

9:34

animals that eat eat both plants and

9:39

[cheering]

9:40

[ __ ] nasty [ __ ] beat buzzer

9:43

beater?

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>> That was that is spicy nasty.

9:47

>> You want to do another one?

9:48

>> I have to. Can I get an extra point?

9:50

>> That's another chance to get extra

9:51

point.

9:51

>> What? Okay, Darcy, that's [ __ ]

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>> Shut up. It's about time Darcy gave me

9:56

some [ __ ] leg ups after all the ones

9:57

he given you.

9:58

>> Why do we have seasons?

10:00

>> Like,

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>> or how how do like why do they exist?

10:03

How

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>> the Earth's gravitational rotation

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changes the season and it changes the

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winds which changes seasons around the

10:09

world.

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>> Poland keep plans alive.

10:14

>> The Earth's ocean tilt as it orbits the

10:17

sun. That is basically what Iing said.

10:19

Pull the SD card out.

10:21

>> I said the rotation of the Earth.

10:24

>> There's no rotation. The Earth's tilt as

10:26

it orbits the sun.

10:27

>> Oh, so it just stops rotating, does it?

10:29

I'll let the Reddit decide.

10:30

>> All you did was miss out on a bonus. But

10:32

you're still you're ahead. You're still

10:33

ahead, man.

10:33

>> Chad's winning.

10:34

>> Chad's winning by one point. So,

10:35

currently right now, you're drinking the

10:37

the Trinidad Scorpion special.

10:38

>> I love you so much.

10:40

>> I'm sick of this [ __ ] when you guys be

10:42

whispering like that.

10:43

>> Man, Darcy only knew what I [ __ ]

10:45

whispered.

10:45

>> Do you think if you drink enough of this

10:46

[ __ ] your piss will hurt? [laughter]

10:48

The next drink, wait,

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>> is Convict Hellfire Chili Bitters.

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>> Convict Hell.

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>> Coming in at 250,000 Scoville units.

10:58

Weren't we at 7,500?

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Convict in hell.

11:03

Thanks, Sassy. This is great. [laughter]

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Look at THAT [ __ ]

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>> DON'T

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OH MY That's get That's GETTING IN FOR

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[laughter]

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GOD [ __ ] DAMN THAT [ __ ] LOOKS SPICY,

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>> Darcy, I don't know about this one,

12:50

chief.

12:51

>> Oh, Darcy, that looks delicious. One of

12:53

these is strawberry milk.

12:54

>> All right.

12:55

>> The other one is chili infused milk.

12:58

>> No. What?

12:59

>> So, you'll be able to pick your poison.

13:02

Uh, if this shot is just a bit too hot

13:05

and you need

13:05

>> I want this one. I will go first on this

13:07

one.

13:07

>> Time for grade six science.

13:09

>> Can't [ __ ] this one up, can I?

13:14

>> Why do we have day and night?

13:16

>> Animals

13:18

to

13:20

what? Why do we have day and night on

13:22

Earth?

13:22

>> Because of the rotation of the Earth

13:25

faces away from the sun.

13:26

>> Correct. The Earth rotates on its axis.

13:28

>> My god.

13:30

>> Oh my god. That is spicy.

13:32

>> Nice, man.

13:34

>> I got the chili milk. I got the ch

13:39

Oh god.

13:39

>> Do you want a Dorito, Chad?

13:41

>> Yeah.

13:42

>> Yeah. That's just Mine's just milk.

13:44

>> Give me cat, please. I need it. I

13:45

actually I need it for my begging

13:49

Dorito. Max, I'm begging you. I'm

13:52

actually on my hands and knees. I'm

13:54

Wait.

13:56

Oh my god. That

13:57

>> So Chad, we've actually done a deep dive

13:59

on your Instagram.

14:00

>> Give me a minute. I

14:01

>> What was worse, Chad? The shot or the

14:04

milk?

14:06

>> What the [ __ ] [laughter]

14:08

>> Oh my god.

14:10

>> I thought maybe it would be like a

14:12

little subtle.

14:14

>> Oh my god, Darcy. How many more of these

14:16

do we have? Bro's throat feels like a

14:18

yellow dwarf star right now. Am I right,

14:20

Max? Would you like to do your shot

14:22

after all that?

14:23

>> But the fact that it's in my stomach is

14:25

kind of concerning. I'm in a lot of pain

14:27

right now, Max. Just like full warning.

14:30

That is [laughter] very spicy.

14:31

>> What? Compared to the other one?

14:32

>> Yeah, like 10x.

14:34

>> Cool.

14:36

>> What happens when water freezes? [music]

14:38

>> God. Turns to [ __ ] ice, man.

14:42

>> Correct. Yeah.

14:43

>> Are you [ __ ] serious? Dude, that's

14:45

grade six [ __ ] science. You had Why

14:47

do How do we have night and day, Chad?

14:49

>> That is way more complicated than ice.

14:52

>> That's true. That's true.

14:53

>> This is Oh my god, that's hot as [ __ ]

14:55

>> bro. Said, "What is ice?"

14:57

>> Oh, my stomach is I think this is meant

14:59

to be like a couple drops [music] in a

15:00

cocktail, not a shot. We put our life on

15:02

the lines for these [ __ ] videos.

15:04

That's hot. So, I wasn't overreacting.

15:07

Mm- Okay. Sorry. Did you throw the spicy

15:09

Dorito in there?

15:10

>> I don't think he ate it.

15:11

>> I think I found it. [laughter]

15:14

Come out the grog. Mine's empty.

15:17

>> Max,

15:19

what did you like?

15:20

>> Yeah, the [ __ ] citrus pack is out

15:22

now, baby.

15:22

>> What is this piece of paper on the

15:24

window?

15:24

>> Chad, don't forget about that. You

15:27

didn't see that. What are you drinking?

15:28

Lemon ice.

15:28

>> Yeah. What are you drinking?

15:30

>> Mandarin.

15:31

>> That's great because the citrus pack is

15:32

now available.

15:33

>> Those are both in the citrus pack. You

15:34

know, the citrus pack is out now in

15:37

America.

15:38

>> The American school system is failing as

15:40

you can see in this video.

15:42

Are you guys ready for the next?

15:44

[laughter]

15:45

>> Like I said earlier,

15:46

>> oh my god, I just I just realized that

15:48

we're going to have to go through that

15:49

again like six times.

15:51

>> As I mentioned earlier,

15:51

>> we need to chill on the [ __ ] bread,

15:54

bro.

15:55

>> As I said earlier,

15:56

>> loose. If that was any that was any

15:58

tight air would [ __ ]

16:00

>> As I was saying before,

16:01

>> is that the ring that measures your

16:02

heart rate and [ __ ]

16:04

>> Suckers. It's the cold ones chili vodka

16:06

from like 2 and a half years ago.

16:08

>> Are you ser? I'm not drink I refuse. Two

16:10

jalapenos, one habanero, and two red

16:13

chains in there.

16:14

>> Chen. [laughter]

16:16

>> That chili vodka comprised of red

16:18

cayenne pepper, jalapenos, and habanero

16:22

has been brewing in Grey Goose vodka for

16:24

860 days.

16:26

>> This has been in the fridge this whole

16:27

time, right?

16:28

>> This is the exact one from

16:30

>> Is this going to make us sick?

16:32

>> No, it's been in the fridge.

16:33

>> Oh, you know, this has been [ __ ]

16:35

brewing. When it you can't get the lid,

16:36

it's suctioned on. It's like Oh. Ah, I

16:39

got it on me. Oh. Oh my god. Smell that.

16:42

>> It's time for grade five science trivia.

16:46

What part of the plant grows

16:48

underground? Roots. Nice. Are you

16:51

[ __ ] serious, Chad? Year fives, bro.

16:54

[laughter]

16:54

>> This you had better hit me with

16:56

something just as [ __ ] simple as that

16:58

or else I am going to [ __ ] complain.

17:01

That's not as hot as the other one.

17:02

>> But honestly, pretty hot still.

17:04

[laughter]

17:04

What is a plant?

17:06

>> What does your skeleton do? move. What

17:10

the [ __ ] What's its purpose? There's no

17:12

timer, my man. Uh, hold everything

17:14

intact. Two more.

17:16

>> What is Oh,

17:16

>> one more. One more. One more. It lets me

17:18

stand. Keep structure. Helps me walk.

17:21

And then what else?

17:22

>> What the [ __ ] is this question?

17:25

>> You lose.

17:26

>> No. What is that question? Supports,

17:28

protects, and helps move.

17:30

>> That is not a year five [ __ ] He got

17:34

roots. I am actually furious. Yeah,

17:38

>> I refuse. No, give me another one. I'm

17:41

so sorry. That is unacceptable. All

17:44

right. All right.

17:44

>> I got roots and I got What happens when

17:47

water becomes ice?

17:48

>> Let's kill him. Let's [ __ ] Let's

17:52

kill D. I'm [ __ ] over it.

17:54

>> I ain't doing nothing. I ain't doing

17:56

nothing. Are you serious?

17:57

>> It's cuz you keep getting him to go

17:58

first and I accidentally just like You

18:00

got

18:00

>> Yeah, you would have got that one maybe.

18:01

>> But I went second before and you got

18:03

ice.

18:04

>> No, no, that he went first that was the

18:06

time before. Stop gas sliding here. I

18:08

willing beat you with a chopstick.

18:11

>> AH, SPLINTER. OW.

18:13

>> OH MY GOD. LOOK HOW FAR it goes down.

18:15

>> OH MY GOD. CHAD, WHAT THE IS wrong with

18:18

you? Holy [ __ ]

18:18

>> Wow. That's not coming out. I need

18:19

pliers.

18:20

>> Holy [ __ ]

18:20

>> I need to pull that out. Actually need

18:24

>> I need to pull that out.

18:30

[screaming]

18:31

>> That was I ain't ever touching those

18:32

chopsticks again. It's like a [ __ ]

18:35

very obvious like hole to hole [ __ ]

18:37

thing through the fattest part of his

18:39

hand. I ain't ever touching a piece of

18:40

wood again. The next drink is wild

18:44

turkey honey sting.

18:45

>> Oh, I love wild turkey, which is

18:47

actually made up of ghost pepper, chili,

18:50

and honey, giving it a 850,000 Scoville

18:53

units.

18:53

>> That looks delicious as [ __ ]

18:55

>> Yeah, it's really creamy. Hopefully

18:57

Darcy gives me an a question that

18:59

doesn't have three answers this time.

19:01

>> Hopefully, bro says, "What is ice?"

19:02

Cheers.

19:06

>> Ready? What organ lets you see?

19:08

>> Your eyes. Boom.

19:10

>> That's it. Your eyes.

19:11

>> I mean, they're year four. How old is

19:13

he? Year four.

19:13

>> All right. [music] That has a kick to

19:15

it.

19:15

>> Hey, you're a gangster.

19:17

>> That actually has a

19:18

>> It doesn't look like he's singing out of

19:19

his eyes right now.

19:20

>> Yeah. I think I might have to ramp up

19:22

the science questions back to older ages

19:25

cuz you guys are too good.

19:27

>> Doy.

19:28

>> Wait. I'm picking you a harder question.

19:30

>> This [ __ ] guy. Hey, the spice hurts

19:32

your tummy more than your tongue on this

19:34

one.

19:34

>> This answer you can only answer one

19:36

time. First time,

19:36

>> bro. Just making [ __ ] up now.

19:38

>> Well, you guys are surprising me every

19:39

minute.

19:42

>> What is Earth mostly [music] covered in?

19:44

Land or water?

19:45

>> [ __ ] water, man.

19:46

>> Nice. Fire. You guys are geniuses.

19:48

>> Fire. Fire. Fire. Lock it in.

19:49

>> That brings Max to five points and Chad

19:52

to four points.

19:52

>> Will you take even score for my Can I

19:54

ask the question, please? What?

19:55

>> I got a splitter in my hand. Can we have

19:57

even score? Say yes. No, we're only I'm

19:59

only winning cuz I just went before you.

20:01

>> Just say yes.

20:02

>> No, [laughter] THE JET. OH. OW.

20:05

[screaming] WHAT THE [ __ ]

20:06

>> You can't complain about pain. You just

20:08

saw what Darcy did to my hand. All

20:09

right, next. Chad.

20:12

>> Oh my god.

20:12

>> It ain't happening, man. You're not

20:14

breaking that.

20:15

>> Yeah, cuz you put carpets around us.

20:16

>> This shit's proof. What the hell?

20:19

>> Good thing for you, Chad. The next thing

20:20

is alcohol. I love the tatiki. [ __ ] Can

20:23

I keep this? The next drink is ghost

20:26

tequila. Coming in at 1 million Scoville

20:28

units.

20:28

>> Is that a hot sauce?

20:29

>> No, it's uh the pepper shake. It's nice,

20:31

right?

20:32

>> That's good. That's like That's like It

20:34

feels more like lime and salt. Hey yo,

20:36

Darcy.

20:37

>> What's up?

20:37

>> The citrus pack is out now.

20:39

>> Hell yeah.

20:40

>> You all right, brother? I got some grade

20:42

three science ready. This is going to be

20:44

[ __ ]

20:44

>> If you make me look like a [ __ ] re

20:46

>> What is the pH of pure water at room

20:49

temperature?

20:51

>> Seven.

20:52

>> I mean, that's correct. Yeah. What?

20:56

How? What? Hey, did you know that or did

20:59

you just say a random number?

21:01

>> Hey man, I know that.

21:02

>> That was grade 10 science.

21:03

>> Don't do that to me cuz I would not have

21:05

known that.

21:06

>> All right, Chad, are you ready? Genuine

21:09

grade three science question. [laughter]

21:11

>> Thanks, D.

21:12

>> You're capping.

21:13

>> What is the opposite of hot?

21:16

>> Cold.

21:17

>> Correct.

21:18

>> Hey, man. Respect.

21:20

>> You guys wait till you see grade two,

21:22

man.

21:22

>> You might need a game. You might need to

21:24

bring it back up, Darcy.

21:26

>> How does it get easier than that?

21:27

>> That was still not as spicy as the

21:29

bitters. I'mma be real.

21:30

>> Something went [ __ ] with the bitters.

21:32

>> Oh, where where is he?

21:33

>> You want me to get in?

21:34

>> Yeah. Yeah.

21:35

>> Is this a joke? What's the bit?

21:36

>> You don't have Jack.

21:37

>> You bring in my mom.

21:38

>> Do you have [ __ ] KSI?

21:39

>> I hear movement upstairs.

21:40

>> Is this a bit? There's no way there's a

21:42

I'm trying to think. Who could you pay

21:45

to waste their time to be upstairs THIS

21:47

WHOLE TIME? SILENCE.

21:49

>> WA. [screaming]

21:51

[laughter]

21:55

>> MAX, [ __ ] this. I can't do it anymore.

21:57

We need a holiday.

21:58

>> Yeah. [laughter]

22:03

>> All right. There's one suitcase. We're

22:05

going on a holiday match.

22:07

>> You've killed him. You can't go on

22:08

holiday now. We're going to have to

22:09

[ __ ] give this away or something cuz

22:10

now YOU'VE KILLED HIM. THEY'RE GOING TO

22:12

HAVE TO CLICK THE LINK IN the

22:14

description below because Grog is giving

22:16

away a $5,000 holiday and travel package

22:18

because now you've gone and [ __ ]

22:19

killed Mac. SO YOU GUYS I'M TRYING TO

22:21

GIVE YOU GUYS time off to travel the

22:24

world so you're ready to make videos and

22:25

you [ __ ] killed him. So now we got to

22:27

give this holiday package away.

22:28

>> Who do we give it to?

22:30

>> Someone that clicks the link down below

22:31

and follows Grog on Instagram and gets

22:34

this suitcase now.

22:35

>> No, I refuse.

22:36

>> And with your luggage in it.

22:37

>> No. [ __ ] the fans. [laughter]

22:40

I want a [ __ ] holiday. Dancy, PLEASE.

22:42

>> NO. PLAY.

22:43

>> YOU KILLED HIM, BRO.

22:44

>> I WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE.

22:46

>> BAD LUCK, DUDE. YOU KILLED

22:47

>> MY HAIR. SO WHAT? CUZ I KILLED MAX.

22:49

Someone else gets a [ __ ] holiday.

22:51

>> Yes,

22:52

>> we want a holiday, but Darcy won't allow

22:54

it. So,

22:55

>> we want to give it to the you guys back

22:57

to the community, man.

22:58

>> No, I would rather take it to be honest

22:59

with you.

23:00

>> Honestly, I'm [ __ ] taking the

23:01

holiday.

23:02

>> Okay, you know what? It's void. Darcy's

23:04

having it. Hey guys, if you want to

23:06

Darcy to lose his holiday privileges,

23:09

click the link in the description. Take

23:10

it off him. If you win it, make sure you

23:13

tweet and tag Darcy in a lot of photos

23:15

of your holiday to make him feel bad cuz

23:18

he hasn't had one in over a year and a

23:19

half. Boy, Grog citrus packs out now.

23:22

How many more shots do we have, Darcy?

23:24

Two. Two. When you come in, just walk

23:26

in. More clear liquid. Doesn't look as

23:29

poisoned as the previous stuff. This is

23:32

7K dry chili gin made from Carolina

23:35

Reaper coming in at 1.8 million Scoville

23:37

units.

23:38

>> I'll go first. Have you got my question?

23:40

>> Well, like are we doing grade two

23:41

science?

23:42

>> Yes, sir.

23:42

>> Yeah, probably be a good idea right now.

23:45

My brain is depressed.

23:46

>> All right, Chad.

23:47

>> His brain is depressed.

23:48

>> All right. Cheers.

23:51

>> Ask him 11. What grows in the ground?

23:54

Plants.

23:54

>> Carrots or chairs?

23:56

>> Carrots.

23:57

>> Correct. Ty.

23:59

>> Come on. That is [laughter] Give him

24:01

something harder.

24:02

>> How long ago were you in year two? Do

24:04

you remember that?

24:05

>> Well, if you want to get real technical,

24:06

technically chairs grow on [ __ ]

24:08

ground, too, if they're made out of

24:09

wood.

24:09

>> That's facts. He's actually spitting.

24:11

>> All right, go back to grade 10.

24:13

>> Okay, sure.

24:15

>> Oh my god, that is spicy.

24:16

>> Darcy, [ __ ] it. Grade 10 for the rest of

24:19

it.

24:19

>> So, does Chad get the point there?

24:20

>> I got the point, but I'll do another

24:22

shot for another point. I'll do another

24:24

shot for another point.

24:24

>> Doesn't get the point,

24:25

>> Max. This is 50%. Do you want me to do

24:27

another shot for a point? doesn't get

24:28

the point, but he starts now. Go.

24:30

>> What is the chemical symbol for gold?

24:32

Oh, I actually know this.

24:34

>> Well, say it then. You've got 15

24:36

seconds.

24:36

>> Shut up. You strike to me.

24:37

>> 8 seconds.

24:38

>> M something. It's M something.

24:40

>> Pass.

24:41

>> You already used yours.

24:42

>> Oh, [ __ ] What is it?

24:43

>> Is au.

24:44

>> Is that hot, by the way,

24:45

>> is pretty [ __ ] spicy.

24:47

>> Is it spicier than the last one?

24:48

>> Yeah, but I just don't care.

24:49

>> Citrus packs out now.

24:51

>> I'm so drunk. I just don't care cuz the

24:52

citrus pack's out now. It's like uh it's

24:54

like mandarin. And

24:55

>> who did you get to pull up? They're

24:57

here.

24:58

>> What's happening? What have you done,

25:00

chat?

25:00

>> Shut up. Max, hit him with a question.

25:02

>> Yep. Ready? Go. What is the process by

25:04

which plants release water vapor into

25:06

the air?

25:07

>> [ __ ] hydro fyroxies.

25:10

[ __ ] trinkers for us. Bambo.

25:15

>> Really?

25:16

>> The correct answer.

25:18

[laughter]

25:19

>> The Fortnite guys.

25:20

>> Yeah. And laser beam. [laughter]

25:24

>> Listen. I I got a question to ask real

25:26

quick.

25:26

>> I have a question. Do you guys have

25:28

jobs? Like what's happening? Why are you

25:30

here, [laughter] man?

25:33

>> Yeah, I like you. I actually go out for

25:35

a beer with these suckers. Max has had

25:37

some really easy questions this video.

25:40

>> This is [ __ ]

25:41

>> And I might lose. Will you guys help me

25:44

with the punishment? All right, Max,

25:45

come back. Come back. We got one more

25:46

before we make them help me out.

25:48

>> That's the final result. It's time for

25:49

the punishment.

25:50

>> I take Lannon. I think Lannon's got

25:52

better knowledge. There's no more

25:54

questions, chat.

25:55

>> No, there should be one more question.

25:57

>> It's time for the punishment.

25:59

>> Oh, what the [ __ ] Chad? There's only

26:00

one more round.

26:01

>> Can [laughter] we have one more round?

26:03

How about this?

26:04

>> No,

26:05

>> you guys each choose uh either Lachlan

26:07

or or Lannon to answer the question for

26:10

you and decide if they get it right, you

26:12

don't have to do the punishment.

26:13

>> That is fair considering the questions

26:15

that I got compared to him.

26:17

>> It's always [ __ ] with Chad. It's all

26:19

right. I think the rest will agree that

26:22

the qu I got a three answer question.

26:24

You got ice.

26:25

>> Wait, if I answer correctly, Chad

26:27

doesn't do the punishing.

26:28

>> Yeah. And Lachlan and Max have to do it.

26:31

>> Oh, what the [ __ ] [laughter]

26:32

>> Okay.

26:34

>> Yeah. Introducing guests Lachlan and

26:36

Lannon from Fortnite. Come on, guys.

26:38

Come stand behind us. Yeah. Welcome in

26:40

everyone. Round of applause.

26:41

>> Excited to be back. It's been so long.

26:43

>> Welcome back. Welcome back.

26:44

>> Wait, sorry if I lose. I get

26:45

>> I think it's been like three videos for

26:46

you. Do you think you're smarter than

26:47

Lachland?

26:48

>> Usually I would say yeah, definitely.

26:50

But I think the pressure might get to me

26:51

right now.

26:52

>> The final product comprised of Carolina

26:54

Reaper, Naga Ghost Chili, and Trinidad

26:57

Scorpion. [laughter]

26:59

>> Come back. I need you. I need you.

27:01

Coming in at 3.9 million Scoville units.

27:04

No, that's like is the world's hottest

27:07

Reaper rum.

27:08

>> I don't want to do this. [laughter]

27:09

>> Glennon, are you a noob or you're a

27:11

gangster?

27:12

>> [ __ ] not a gangster. Uh, definitely.

27:14

>> Snowballs [laughter] is 3 million. Are

27:16

we still continuing the running tally?

27:18

>> The running tally is dead. This is the

27:19

wire. So, how is this operating? We're

27:21

doing grade one science.

27:23

>> We're going to do it until someone gets

27:24

something wrong.

27:25

>> Yeah, I like that.

27:26

>> I think we'll get it first right. What

27:28

is a cabbage?

27:30

>> Uh, that's like a a vegetable.

27:32

>> That is correct.

27:33

>> BRO, I THOUGHT THEY

27:35

WOULD HAVE SAID FRUIT, BABY. [screaming]

27:37

>> I was like a leaf or something like

27:40

[laughter]

27:40

>> I think they

27:43

going to be some [ __ ] meme [ __ ]

27:45

That's like, all right, like what is the

27:46

scientific name for water?

27:49

>> MAX got what does water turn to when

27:51

it's frozen? Ice was his answer. I got

27:54

what does a skeleton do? It was [ __ ]

27:56

four answers.

27:57

>> What?

27:57

>> Yeah, exactly. Yeah, [ __ ] me. Right.

28:00

What sound does a cow make? [laughter]

28:05

[groaning]

28:06

>> That is correct.

28:07

>> Thank you.

28:07

>> Hey,

28:09

you nailed that. You nailed that.

28:10

>> I spent a few years on a farm as a kid.

28:12

I got it. Okay, we're going to move on

28:13

to grade three science now. What grows

28:15

on trees and is green?

28:17

>> Leaf.

28:19

>> That is correct. [laughter]

28:22

>> You say apple.

28:24

>> What color are bananas when they are

28:26

ripe?

28:28

>> [ __ ]

28:28

>> Yellow.

28:29

>> That is correct.

28:30

>> Yeah, I was going to say they're

28:30

[laughter] green. Dude, I was so

28:32

worried.

28:41

Banana is a banana. Moving on to grade

28:43

five.

28:43

>> Oh, [ __ ] Okay. Okay. What planet has

28:46

rings you can see with a telescope?

28:52

>> That is correct.

28:54

>> He did that there. Like he just

28:55

>> What gas do humans breathe out?

28:58

>> CO2. CO.

29:00

>> Yeah. Carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide.

29:02

>> Carbon dioxide is correct.

29:12

is grade seven. Oh, what are clouds made

29:16

of?

29:22

>> More [ __ ] moisture.

29:23

>> I want some specific

29:25

>> gas.

29:25

>> Yeah, it's a gas.

29:26

>> Uh, [ __ ] uh cloud. [laughter]

29:29

>> No, that's got to be 15 seconds. Come

29:31

on.

29:36

Lock it in. Come on. Lock one. Come on.

29:39

>> It's a It's the rain and it goes up and

29:41

it IT'S IT'S THE TIME [laughter]

29:43

PRECIPITATION.

29:44

>> You're locking in precipitation.

29:45

>> Yeah, sure.

29:48

>> Sure. It's water.

29:49

>> That is incorrect. It's tiny water

29:50

droplets.

30:00

>> Might as well do it now. Are you ready?

30:01

Great.

30:01

>> Lock the [ __ ] in. Don't yell anything.

30:03

>> What is the name of the star closest to

30:06

Earth?

30:08

>> It's the sun soul. Technically, it's

30:11

called soul, but [music] it's the sun.

30:12

>> No,

30:13

>> dude. The sun is the is a star and it's

30:14

the closest one to Earth.

30:15

>> Oh, yeah. That's true. The sun soul. If

30:17

you want the technical name.

30:18

>> Yeah, you're right.

30:18

>> The sun is correct.

30:19

>> YES. [screaming]

30:20

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE A GENIUS.

30:24

YOU'RE A [ __ ] GENIUS.

30:25

>> DON'T [ __ ] TRICK ME.

30:26

>> I WOULD NOT [ __ ] I WAS COMPLETELY

30:29

WRONG. Lann is a [ __ ] genius.

30:31

>> YOU CAN'T TRICK ME.

30:32

>> YOU'RE A I DID NOT GET THAT. I thought

30:34

you were wrong.

30:34

>> I mean, to be fair, they got to ask,

30:35

"What is the cloud?" Like, it's [ __ ]

30:36

>> I mean, that was Yeah. You know what?

30:38

Maybe you are wrong. Maybe [music] Lon's

30:40

the closest star.

30:42

>> You don't get that out of your

30:45

>> Come on, man. I'm going to be a little

30:46

[ __ ]

30:48

>> I'm going to score. Three, two, one.

30:51

Toss the [ __ ]

30:52

>> We got milk.

30:54

>> Llin.

30:56

>> Oh my god. The Reddit is going to have

30:57

something to say about that.

31:00

>> Oh boy. Oh my god. Oh boy. That goes

31:03

hot.

31:04

>> Oh my god. That goes hot quick. Oh my.

31:07

>> I feel great right now. I'm just saying.

31:09

I I would have gotten that wrong without

31:10

you.

31:11

>> Well, I had to give him the official

31:12

name.

31:13

>> Thanks, Lana. You saved me.

31:15

>> Oh, this is great. I don't know what I

31:17

was worried about, man.

31:18

>> Holy [ __ ] I even feel that stressed.

31:20

>> We got more bubble bills.

31:22

>> Yeah. You want what you want?

31:23

>> Is that the Is that the cure?

31:24

>> All right. Well, um, thanks guys for

31:26

watching. Cheers. Cheers to being

31:28

smarter than that.

31:29

>> Oh, yeah, man. Oh my god, it's so bad.

31:31

If he vomits, I'm [laughter] mine.

31:36

>> Is it that bad? Is it worse than the

31:37

bitters?

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Yeah. [laughter]

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>> Face the camera if you don't look like

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that.

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Like, Max has a really high spice

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tolerance, so look at him. [snorts] Give

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me more milk now.

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GIVE ME MORE MILK, [laughter]

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PLEASE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Protein

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protein. Special shout out to L and Lon.

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Channels in the description. God knows

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they need it.

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>> Yep.

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>> You know, because if it wasn't for them,

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that would be me right now.

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>> Max does not look too good. It's got to

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be almost gone, right?

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>> Wait, did you try Lannon's hot sauce at

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his party?

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>> I did. I I also had that. Yes,

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>> that was probably worse, right? Or

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>> I don't know, but that was that was bad.

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>> Wow. that I feel like that actually

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helped me more than the last five

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things.

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[laughter] What was it? What'd you give

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him?

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The gamma milk [laughter]

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and it feel it tastes like chili.

Interactive Summary

In this video, Chad and Max participate in a high-stakes challenge involving increasingly spicy alcohols and school-level science trivia. Starting from 1,500 Scoville units and reaching up to 3.9 million with the 'Reaper Rum', the duo struggles to answer basic questions under the influence of extreme heat. The episode features various mishaps, including a painful splinter, and concludes with a guest appearance by Lachlan and Lannon, who participate in a final tie-breaker that leads to Max's punishment.

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