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Welcome to a very special episode of the

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standup. We are going to have a standup

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that will end when this task of Ralph

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ends in the background. It's just going

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to keep on chugging along and we'll see

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what it builds at the very end. Or this

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podcast will end before it or it will

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end afterwards. You know, it's just some

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condition I put on there and we're not

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really sure.

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Uh anyways, sorry. This week we've

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decided that the news cycle just not

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that much fun. You know, going on

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Twitter, it hasn't been the highlight of

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my week. So therefore, we're going to do

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something a little bit different, non-

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techreated. What is your favorite video

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game

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>> or games? I mean, I don't want to

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necessarily limit it to just one cuz

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that's that's too hard.

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>> Yeah, we don't need to do Oh, you know

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what? Actually, honestly, that's usually

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how we do that is you can't just give

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like, hey, what's your favorite thing?

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And you give like a couple answers. It's

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like, no, what's your favorite? I didn't

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ask what's like a handful of things. I

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asked for your favorite.

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>> Are we picking one?

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>> Yeah. Favorite right now. So, it doesn't

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have to be favorite of all time. So,

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this is not like, "Oh, but Ocarina of

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Time when I was 10 years old was the

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most meaningful game I've ever played in

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my lifetime, right?"

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>> Okay.

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>> Okay.

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>> All right. Now that I know the rules,

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that's easier.

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>> All right. Now, I know Beegan, you've

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traditionally been banned from video

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games for the last like what decade at

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this point. But what is your current

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favorite video game?

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>> Honestly, I've been playing Terraria

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alone.

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>> Okay.

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>> Is this why you haven't been responding

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to my DMs?

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>> Yes.

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>> Okay. All right. You're bad at food

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poisoning Terraria. food.

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>> It's just a quick

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>> It is food poisoning in the room with us

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right now.

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>> What What is this game?

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>> You've never played Terraria? It's 2D

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Minecraft. It is amazing. It's 2D

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Minecraft. Like you pick different

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classes. It is actually

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>> Have you ever played Minecraft?

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>> Yeah, I hate Minecraft.

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>> You hate Minecraft?

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>> Minecraft's the only game that I get

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motion sick from. It's the only game.

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There's no other game that I get it

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because it's the perspective is a little

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bit off. All the squares are like this

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slightly diamond shape and I've just

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never been able to get used to

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>> notch. I don't agree with that notch at

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all. It's not his fault.

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>> Oh, install any npm modules lately.

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>> Why? Yes, I have.

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>> Sorry. SORRY. REFERENCE TWITTER DRAMA.

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MY BAD. MY BAD.

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>> Already back to Twitter drama. Come on.

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>> Yeah. My apologies. My apologies.

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>> No, honestly, we should all I want to

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actually plan a little session with the

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squad here and play Terraria cuz you

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play hardcore mode, you know, where you

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die. But it's the classic thing. You dig

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for materials, you build weapons, you

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fight bosses, you build worlds,

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>> but it's all like a platformer instead

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of 3D. Is it like do you is there any

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like skill in the platforming involved

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or is it really just like we're digging,

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we're doing stuff?

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>> Incredible amounts of skill. Incredible.

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>> Probably you wouldn't be able to do it.

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>> Honestly, Prime

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>> I know that won't work, but

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>> Well, also there is an entire someone

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built a 32-bit computer in Terraria,

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which guys, there's actually a video of

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Prime reacting that two years ago.

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>> Yeah. Yeah.

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>> So, you can build someone built a 32-bit

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computer in this video game because they

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actually give you all the

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>> complete is 100%. No, they

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>> No, they built a computer that's NOT TUR

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COMPLETE.

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WELL, I WAS GETTING AT LIKE, "DOES IT

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actually work?" I was getting at, "Does

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it actually work?"

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>> Great question, Trash. Great question.

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>> No, Trash. They made it a little easier.

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They literally were like, "Cool. Here's

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wires in every single gate." They just

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They literally were like, "Here's

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assembly." So, it's it's even it's

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really, really easy. Also, I've been

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using, this is crazy, but I've been

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using uh chat GPT to design Terraria

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circuit designs for me. Excellent. It

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prints.

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>> Is it actually good at it? I believe

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that

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>> it literally prints out exactly the

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schematic. You tell it what it wants.

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You tell it how you want it to evolve

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it. It's really and literally the first

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one worked right away and now I've been

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going further. So if you want to build

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So he built 32 bit computer so I'm

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working on a 33bit computer.

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>> Dang.

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>> One up him. So yeah

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>> I I don't even know what that means but

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uh

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>> well it has 33 bits.

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>> It's one more bit prime. I have to say

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just because people haven't been

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following us around all week.

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>> My favorite thing so far was we were

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talking to Josh about 32bit float sound.

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Yes.

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>> And then I made the joke. I was like,

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"Oh, well, I prefer 64. It has double as

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many." And you just acted like that made

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sense.

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>> I Okay, so 32 * 64 is not You're so You

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keep laughing again. 32 *

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>> 32 * 2 is 64. Yeah, that was

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>> Yep. You keep doubling it,

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>> right? So why am I wrong?

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>> No, no, no. 32 * 2 is 33.

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>> Great point. 33.

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>> Okay. Okay. A little Terrence Howard

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math. Okay. Down for that. Okay.

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>> Hey, for every reaction there's a

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reaction. Hey guys, look up exponents in

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your free time if you forgot it from

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like fourth and fifth grade.

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>> Hey, is that HTTP? Get that out of here.

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That's not how we order coffee. We order

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coffee via ssh terminal.shop. Yeah, you

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want a real experience. You want real

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coffee? You want awesome subscriptions

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you want exclusive blends with exclusive

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coffee and exclusive content? Then check

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out Kron. You don't know what SSH is?

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>> Well, maybe the coffee is not for you.

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Terminal

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coffee

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in hand.

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>> So, Terraria.

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>> Yeah, Terraria is mine. I think honestly

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I'm excited. I'm actually going to do a

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little programming in Terraria this year

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and I'm trying to also convey. So, you

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guys got me saying Terraria. It's

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Terraria.

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>> Terraria.

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Google. I'm trying to convince people.

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>> Can we pause? You're saying you knew it

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if he said Terraria, but you didn't know

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it. I tried to look it up and I Googled

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terrarium. So, it brought up like a

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bunch of plants and I was like, "All

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right, I don't know what that the game

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is."

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>> I play a plant game where I make virtual

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terrariums.

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>> By the way, Ralph says it's done. Uh,

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>> okay. Great podcast.

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>> 7 seconds. Great podcast, everybody.

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I love Galactis. I'm very happy to be

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here. Um, no, but seriously, with

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Terraria, can you uh can you do like

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plugins? So we could say plug in a

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server and serve something off of like

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serve something off of it and do all of

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our programming in Terraria.

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>> So we've got Okay, that's not how I do.

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>> Good news. Good news and bad news. Okay,

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you can't

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>> good news and bad news. You can do mods.

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>> Bad news, you have to do them in C#.

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>> That's fine. There's something called

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Chad Shippity that can write great C#

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for me so I'll never have to learn it.

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>> Oh, I didn't know I didn't know it knew

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C# yet. That's awesome.

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>> That Microsoft, remember the whole

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Microsoft Open AI?

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>> That's where they bought it. Okay. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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>> They've been preeding it with C

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knowledge this whole time.

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>> You can definitely fools.

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>> Yeah.

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>> And I also do think I've looked at some

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of the mods. I think everyone out there

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are like video game players who are

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modding it. They haven't had like like

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clinically insane programmers mod it

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yet. So I think we're going to take it

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to a pretty good level this year. So

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>> Okay. I like that.

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>> I would be I'd be okay. So with that in

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with that in mind, this being your

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favorite game right now, I would be down

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to do like a week. Like what can you

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build in one week?

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>> Wait. So, it's whatever game we pick

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Prime has to play for a week.

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>> No, that's not what we're doing.

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>> Okay. I was just wondering cuz I was

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thinking I might change my answer.

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>> Two anime girl feet picks on Nintendo. I

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don't think so.

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>> No, I was going to pick I'd have to

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think about it more, but I didn't know

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that was on the table. I was just

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recalculating.

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>> I'm just sitting here listening to this

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and this seems like we could do a lot of

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cool stuff with it. And so, it's just

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like, okay, well, we have Twitch chat,

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we have YouTube chat, we have a week.

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What if we all sat down and said, "What

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are we building? Can you save Terraria

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games to get Can we find a way to do

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version?

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>> With code, all things are possible.

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>> With through code, all things are

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possible.

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>> It's true.

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>> Ex except for traveling salesmen. Um,

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>> you could still do it. We just don't

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know how to solve it efficiently.

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>> Okay. A tough guy.

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>> Sometimes.

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>> Is that even Is that even Is that even

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considered solve if you can never

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actually see the answer?

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>> Yeah.

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>> Is a problem ever solved if no one sees

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the answer?

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>> Okay, now we're getting into philosophy.

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>> That's next week's podcast.

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>> That is going to be a great podcast next

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week.

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>> All right, Prime. What's your favorite

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game? Uh right now my favorite game has

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been Slay of the Spire. It's been Slay

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of the Spire for the last six months.

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It's the only like uh it's the only

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outlet that I currently have that is

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non-programming right now or family

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related.

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>> Can I be honest? The reason why he's

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addicted to Slay the Spires is because

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it's on his phone. We could get him on

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Candy Crush. It's so easy and he would

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be so addicted.

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>> I have No. First off, I can't because

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Candy Crush is too much luck. I hate

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Candy Crush. I I I hate That's what a

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noob would say.

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>> Candy Crush is I played it like 10 years

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ago. So yeah, I played it 10 years ago.

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It was very, very frustrating. But the

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reason why is that

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>> Candy Crush was very frustrating.

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There's a thousand grandmas and moms

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playing it all day.

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>> That's because, okay, I'm going to say

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something that's going to sound really

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mean now, but I'm just starting drama.

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Even

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>> I think that you have to have not a lot

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going on upstairs to enjoy Candy Crush.

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Okay, that's what I'm saying.

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>> It's a It's a toilet game.

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>> It's a toilet mind game.

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>> It's a toilet mind game.

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>> Wait, wait. So you guys play mindless

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games in the toilet? That's when I do my

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best thinking. I do my most I do

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challenging video games in the toilet

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such

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>> as toilet. I like to usually pick my

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civilization next turn on there because

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usually right now where I'm at it takes

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me 20 to 30 minutes to exactly choose

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what to do over my whole turn. So

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usually I can get out one turn when I'm

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in there.

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>> Why are you laughing at that? That's a

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good

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>> I you would be the absolute worst person

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to play Civ with.

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>> Okay, first of all, I play Civ a lot.

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It's one of my other favorite games and

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I'm really good

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>> with humans or with computers. Okay. I

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don't put a lot of other humans

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>> just like Terraria.

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>> Deacon strikes me as the one guy who

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like when it's his turn, everyone gets

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up and makes snacks.

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>> Yes. Yes. You would also be horrible to

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play katan with. Like imagine playing.

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>> Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys.

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>> No one likes logs. Everyone's like, "We

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don't have logs." No. No. No. No. I need

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logs. I need logs.

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>> I need them now.

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>> I need logs. It won't let us turn end

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until someone tra.

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>> I know one of you guys have logs. I

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know. I know a six was rolled last

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round. Give me your logs.

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>> All So, I know I'm going to get

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>> Yeah, you have three logs, Prime. I know

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you have one log left. He's card count.

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>> I know I'm going to get in more trouble

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for this, but I did convince Lindsay to

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play a couple games of Magic the

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Gathering with me, but the style of

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Magic the Gathering I've been working on

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is uh how to build like little computers

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and infinite loops in it. She was not

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happy with it. So, you can build little

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infin actual infinite loops. Like

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there's four card infinite loops, two

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card infinite loops. So, that's my goal.

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And then, so when I'm playing with her,

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it's like, okay, your turn. Good. We're

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teaching you. Fantastic. Now for my

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turn.

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>> 45 minutes later.

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>> 100%. And so she she quit. She won't

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play with me anymore because of

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>> who could have saw that coming? I just

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can't even believe this.

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>> I'm like, "Aren't you impressed? Aren't

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you proud of me?

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>> Look at I'm a computer scientist, honey.

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>> Look what I've done."

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>> Is it like draw four cards and then you

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kind of just keep

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>> Yeah. It'll be something like every time

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you draw a card, uh, you know, you're

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able to discard a card. Every time you

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discard a card, you're able to add an

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extra guy. Every extra guy you have, you

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can draw a card. Uh-oh. We're in a loop.

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I also do this online and I have I mean

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a lot of people have done this before,

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but I crash the uh Magic the Gathering

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arena often when I get

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>> on purpose. That is the That is the

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point. That is my only goal playing.

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How many cards does it take? How many

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times around this loop does it take for

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it to crash?

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>> Oh, for those ones? Well, the first was

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one turn, but I might I might have

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something like

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>> I mean the loop of like discard a card,

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get a guy

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>> maybe like 70 70 times. But it's not

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just about like the loop. It's about

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what you're gathering because each time

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I make things more and more. So I I'd

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have things where it's like

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>> every time I make a new food, it makes a

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new squirrel. Every new squirrel I make

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makes a new rat. And then I say all

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times I make any token, double it.

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>> Science. So then so yeah. So, so then

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it's like when I'm doing this loop, I go

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one loop around, two pieces of bread,

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two squirrels, two rats, one more

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around, two pieces of squirrel, two

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breads, two rats, and I just keep doing

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that

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time.

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>> Yeah, I was about to say cuz 70 times

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that is 100%. No, no, there's there's

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there's exponential ways. There's other

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exponential ways. There's ways of saying

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take whatever the highest attack power

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is and add it to all of your creatures.

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>> Right.

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>> So, that means what's going to happen,

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right? It's going to move

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>> double and then double double double.

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Right.

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>> Exactly.

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>> It's a times two mult. So, I got really

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excited about this and then I got on the

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internet like I'm going to make some

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friends who play Magic. And then it was

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a thousand threads of on Reddit of

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people like, I won't play with these

11:37

guys. Anyone who's into doubling and

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doubling tokens, they're the worst. And

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I was like, I I I thought I found this

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on my own and I thought I I didn't know.

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>> It's shocking that Big went and played

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Magic, figured out a strategy that makes

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people not want to be his friends. Okay,

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you sound like Social Network right now.

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>> Unlikable guy ever.

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>> Trash, we got to get you over to Magic.

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Pokemon ain't the way. Okay, we're going

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to get you confirmed.

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>> No, no, you don't play Pokemon.

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>> Yes, you do play Pokemon.

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>> No, no, you you No. See, you see what he

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just said there? He holds on to Pokemon.

12:04

There's a vast difference between

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playing.

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>> Well, I think Trash, you would be doing

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the same thing if you were into magic,

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right? You just be holding cards. Is

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that the Is that the joy of it for you?

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Grab

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>> I just like to collect them.

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>> Yeah. Yeah. Right. That's what I'm

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saying.

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>> That's why he does.

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>> What's the value of collecting them if

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you don't play with them?

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>> I like to look at them.

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>> So, are you the guy that

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>> I literally my waffle catch me in my

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office and I'm just staring at my seal

12:23

collection. I'm like, so cool.

12:25

So when you make a Lego, do you just put

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it on the shelf? You're just done. You

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make a Lego. You put it on the shelf. So

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I have like a steel collection.

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>> No. When you put a Lego together, some

12:35

people put it on a shelf.

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>> You put Legos together. Lego would be

12:38

the company.

12:39

>> No. No. Each set is a Lego. Legos make a

12:42

Lego.

12:42

>> He's not going to understand.

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>> Okay. The the circuits aren't going to

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connect there.

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>> Okay.

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>> I I don't understand.

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>> This is why he gets the infinite loops

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and magic right here.

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>> But I'm saying there's two types of

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people. There's people when you when you

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make a Lego set,

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>> is that better?

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>> You just let it sit. Other people like

12:58

myself, I will make a little spaceship

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and then I go like this.

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>> That's like the fun of the Legos is

13:06

after you build it going not it's

13:08

appreciating in value on my shelf eBay

13:11

price. That's what you do.

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>> Well, I'm not going to sell. I have no

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intent of selling at least now, but I

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like to just look at them.

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>> All right, so back to Slay the Spire

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>> as a thing that I really, really like. I

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like Slay the Spire because uh I keep

13:24

losing at it regularly and I feel like I

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should be better than better than TJ and

13:29

but TJ's Ascension 19 on this guy and it

13:32

makes me very angry that TJ's Ascension

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>> High IQ game.

13:35

>> So normally I played Ironclad and I

13:37

think I got up to 10 or 11 on my last

13:39

phone and this phone I'm back down to

13:41

six.

13:41

>> It doesn't sync between them.

13:43

>> I don't know why I'm signed into the

13:44

same Google thing.

13:45

>> We don't have that technology. It was

13:46

lost.

13:47

>> It was lost TJ. Ever since we lost the

13:49

ability to sync between phones, we we

13:51

don't know what's syncing between

13:52

devices. My What's your Google uh like

13:55

little handle that it generated for you?

13:57

>> I don't know, but it has a guy with a

13:59

top hat and that's all I know. And I'm

14:01

not going to say the email that it's

14:02

associated with.

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>> Mine is like Corellius Jelly and it

14:05

makes me laugh every time. I don't know

14:06

exactly what it is. I've never seen all

14:08

of the letters closely enough.

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>> Can you choose the username?

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>> I think you can, but I just like this.

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It goes ding.

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>> Yeah.

14:14

>> And then it goes away. So yeah, I

14:15

probably have some fun.

14:16

>> Mine's like Corellius Jelly and it makes

14:18

me laugh every time.

14:19

>> You just load.

14:20

>> Yeah, exactly.

14:21

>> Wait, Prime, do you only play Slay on

14:22

your phone?

14:23

>> Yeah, that's the only game I I tried to

14:25

Okay, so I did download Clash uh Clash

14:27

Royale so I could play with my kids.

14:29

>> I used to play that

14:30

>> and then I played for a little bit and I

14:31

just went, man, this game's kind of

14:32

stupid and I just don't want to play it

14:34

because I don't like any kind of like

14:35

buy to- win games and it definitely has

14:37

a lot of buy to win mechanics.

14:38

>> You got to play Yeah, you got to play

14:40

for a long time.

14:41

>> Either you're grinding time or dollars

14:42

and I was just like I don't really want

14:43

to do either. So

14:44

>> yeah.

14:45

>> Wait, T, when you play So the Spire, do

14:46

you play on your phone? You play on your

14:47

computer?

14:48

>> Mostly on my computer.

14:49

>> Okay.

14:49

>> A little bit on my phone, though.

14:51

>> Okay.

14:51

>> Yeah.

14:52

>> My computer's higher. My computer's my

14:53

like further where I'm

14:54

>> I just feel like I play so much better

14:56

when I'm on my computer.

14:57

>> I like being able to press 1 2 3 4 5.

14:59

>> 100%.

15:00

>> Yeah, agree.

15:00

>> Well, I also just like focus.

15:02

>> This feels good.

15:03

>> But I have the dumb thing where it's

15:04

like when you swipe from the bottom of

15:05

the phone, that's what makes it go to

15:07

like show all your apps.

15:08

>> Oh, yes. Yes. Yes.

15:10

>> Cuz I don't like the buttons cuz I like

15:11

the like

15:11

>> I live I live on the I live on the

15:13

buttons. I live on the buttons.

15:14

>> I like that I have approximately 0.25

15:17

more inches of screen real estate for

15:19

absolutely no reason on the bottom by

15:21

making the buttons go away.

15:23

>> So then I like the gesture.

15:24

>> I don't like how big you exaggerated

15:26

that.

15:27

>> Is it not? How much do you think it is?

15:28

>> Well, considering they're that big. Um,

15:31

I would say like a centimeter.

15:34

>> That's pretty close to

15:36

>> Oh, I thought you said 2.5.

15:38

>> This is America. Don't be talking about

15:39

no centime.

15:40

>> What's a centimeter?

15:41

>> What's a centimeter? How are you

15:42

comparing inches to centimeters anyways?

15:44

They don't convert.

15:44

>> That's like apples to oranges. Like

15:46

>> thank you. Finally, someone who

15:47

understands.

15:48

>> All right, trash.

15:49

>> Trash. What's your game right now?

15:50

>> What about you?

15:50

>> Hand me trash.

15:51

>> You know, we didn't even acknowledge

15:52

that we're live together in person.

15:55

>> Great point, Trash. We're live together

15:56

in person.

15:57

>> Did you know that?

15:58

>> I didn't realize.

15:58

>> Missed on the intro. I'm just going to

16:00

call it bother.

16:01

>> Do the intro and we'll put it at the

16:03

beginning.

16:03

>> I'm the worst in now.

16:05

>> I I do want there. I just one thing I am

16:07

a little bit shocked about is the fact

16:09

that you showed up to this really nice

16:11

place with this this really nice studio

16:13

in a Tostito sweater.

16:15

>> Honestly, it's such a sick snacking

16:17

today at home after we're done.

16:19

>> Also, peso dip.

16:20

>> I cannot believe that they sponsor trash

16:22

dev. I cannot believe like I've not seen

16:24

them sponsor many people actually get

16:27

plugged in. But it literally says trash

16:29

dev on the back cuz it's his

16:30

>> with his jersey number.

16:31

>> Yeah, it's his jersey number.

16:33

>> That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

16:36

Please sponsor me. Somebody

16:38

>> in the middle trash.

16:39

>> I just want free snacks. Wait, what?

16:40

>> Don't you think it looks like two people

16:41

and then they've got like a kid with

16:43

them or something?

16:43

>> That's the actual holding hands.

16:45

>> Two people and they're dipping a chip

16:46

into salsa.

16:47

>> Yes, that is the logo.

16:48

>> Well, I was thinking that was the kid.

16:49

>> Wait, hold on. That's the That is the

16:50

logo with two people.

16:52

>> It's two people sharing a chip, dipping

16:53

it into the red salsa.

16:56

>> Whoa.

16:57

>> My mind is so blown that two people

16:59

would share a chip. Like, out of all

17:01

things to do, that just

17:02

>> You never shared a chip with your wife?

17:04

>> No. That's disgusting. you why would you

17:06

hold the same chip anyways and dip it

17:08

together romantic?

17:09

>> Uh you've seen Lady in the [ __ ] with a

17:11

noodle.

17:12

>> Yeah, but it's not the same thing at

17:13

all.

17:13

>> You can't hold on it at all. It's snap

17:15

snap like a little wishbone.

17:17

>> Different cultures have different things

17:18

that they like to share. So it's fine.

17:19

>> Yeah. What me? It's chips.

17:22

>> You're calling yourself a different

17:23

culture.

17:23

>> Yeah, we share the chips.

17:25

>> I'm not a dog.

17:26

>> He is from the Midwest. That's a totally

17:28

different culture.

17:28

>> And they're a very They're in what? New

17:30

York in Lady in the [ __ ]

17:31

>> Yeah, exactly.

17:32

>> Yeah.

17:32

>> I was like, are they? I don't even

17:34

remember the movie. Yeah, we're doing a

17:35

little We're going to watch it after.

17:36

>> They share they share a noodle in that

17:37

one.

17:38

>> My mind is blown that there's two people

17:39

from

17:40

>> I know this is shocking.

17:41

>> Are you sure? Like that's that's like

17:42

accurate.

17:43

>> It has I don't I mean I didn't ask

17:44

anybody from Tostitos before I made the

17:46

claim, but I'm pretty sure. No. Yeah,

17:48

that's true.

17:49

>> Yeah,

17:49

>> Tostitos. Leave a comment. Let us know.

17:51

>> Tostitos. Toito. He loves you even more

17:53

now.

17:54

>> I know. Sponsor him.

17:55

>> He He definitely does shill Tostitos off

17:57

camera. Sometimes we're like, "Okay,

17:58

dude. We got it." Like

18:00

>> I actually don't like Tostitos at all.

18:02

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Now we just we just we

18:04

were this close.

18:06

>> We almost had them.

18:07

>> We almost got our first section. Surely

18:09

I'll do the dip, but that's all I care

18:11

about.

18:12

>> They've That's what they've They have

18:14

such a wide range. Something must appeal

18:16

to you.

18:17

>> Lime

18:18

>> chips.

18:19

>> Oh no. Oh, you like that?

18:20

>> Hell.

18:21

>> Wait, have you had that?

18:21

>> Scoops. Scoops with the salsa.

18:23

>> I do love scoops.

18:24

>> Scoops are pretty good.

18:26

>> We're back.

18:27

>> We're back. Never sold a hater.

18:30

>> Scoops are convenient.

18:31

>> But here's the deal, Trash. Like if

18:32

we're going to be out here trying to

18:33

sling you some sponsors. Like you can't

18:34

just torpedo the first one we're getting

18:36

you because it really makes it hard for

18:37

any followup.

18:39

>> It's just like when Mark Zuckerberg

18:41

followed him around in New York and kept

18:44

going

18:46

>> at every meeting cuz we've watched the

18:47

social network so we're pretty much

18:49

experts.

18:49

>> Yeah, there's going to be a lot of

18:50

social network references.

18:51

>> I had no idea what you were talking

18:52

about. I was like what?

18:53

>> I I am very into the social network

18:56

right now.

18:56

>> Yeah.

18:57

>> Okay. So back to my favorite game. Yeah.

18:58

>> So I don't really game much anymore.

19:00

>> Okay. The only game I do have is on my

19:02

phone is Pokémon Go. Obviously,

19:04

>> you're still playing Pokemon Go?

19:06

>> Yes. Actually, I have a team challenge I

19:07

need to complete. So, I'm going to work

19:08

on that afterwards.

19:09

>> Wait, you have a team?

19:09

>> Okay. What? I have never actually played

19:11

Pokémon Go. What does that mean to have

19:13

a team challenge and how does one

19:14

complete?

19:15

>> I don't know. It's kind of new. You just

19:16

kind of like work like for instance, you

19:18

can have a group of your friends and you

19:19

have to catch like 100 Pokemon in a

19:21

week. That would be like an example.

19:22

>> Okay. How'd you find your team?

19:24

>> Just friends.

19:25

>> That's like

19:26

>> How did you find your friends?

19:26

>> Based

19:27

>> online.

19:28

>> Okay. What? What websites?

19:32

>> Vegan's like, I need I need more tips

19:34

and tricks.

19:36

>> How can I be normal in these groups so

19:37

people play with me?

19:39

>> I'm a little bit shocked that the goal

19:40

is like catch a 100 Pokémon cuz it kind

19:42

of sounds like World of Warcraft where

19:43

it's like you get to the next spot and

19:45

they're just like, "Hey, go get 20

19:47

feathers for me." It's just like

19:50

grinding. What else can you do in

19:52

Pokémon Go besides catch Pokemon?

19:53

>> You can like raid with your friends.

19:56

>> What does raiding mean? I don't know cuz

19:58

I don't raid.

19:59

>> So you just

20:00

>> I think I think I think you literally

20:01

just like you guys attack some gym

20:03

together.

20:03

>> Yeah.

20:04

>> Okay. Sick.

20:05

>> And that's like about all I know.

20:06

>> Okay. Hold on. So

20:07

>> No, let's let's stop Pokemon Go. My

20:09

favorite game is Starcraft.

20:10

>> Oh, one or two.

20:14

>> Heart of the Swarmer Legacy of the Void.

20:15

>> But also, as a quick aside, when are we

20:17

doing the RTS one v one v one v one?

20:20

Four different RTS's cuz that's what we

20:22

need to do. Come back to that later.

20:23

Well, the latest one would be Wings of

20:25

Liberty, Starcraft 2. It's probably the

20:27

last time I played.

20:28

>> Wait, wait, wait. No, no, it's Legacy of

20:29

the Void, isn't it?

20:30

>> I thought Wings of Liberty

20:31

>> That's like That's like the That's like

20:32

later. Wings of Liberty was like when

20:34

Starcraft 2 first came out.

20:35

>> Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. So,

20:35

Wings of Liberty is

20:36

>> I didn't even make it to Legacy of the

20:37

Void.

20:38

>> He's saying latest when he played. I am

20:40

so confused.

20:40

>> Part of the Swarm. So good.

20:42

>> Is that like the one right after that? I

20:44

don't even remember.

20:44

>> You don't even know how

20:46

>> trash. What do you play?

20:47

>> Yeah. What do you play?

20:47

>> So, I'm a Zerg player and um high

20:50

masters. Top top 25 masters almost the

20:54

grand masters

20:55

>> really okay trash.

20:57

>> I'm not going to lie. Like so when

20:58

Twitch was like Justin.tv that was when

20:59

I was playing like I'm going to get a

21:01

let me get you were actually masters in

21:04

201 like 2012 something like that. Yeah.

21:07

>> Those are the hard days. Those are the

21:08

hard days to be

21:09

>> I was hardcore. We had land party. It's

21:11

probably also hard cuz like the only

21:12

people still playing.

21:14

>> Incredible pros.

21:15

>> They've been playing for 20 years. Yes.

21:17

They've memorized everything. I used to

21:19

go to like local tournaments, get beat

21:20

by 10-year-olds, get really mad,

21:22

>> you know.

21:23

>> All right. So, then that's what started

21:24

jiu-jitsu.

21:25

>> That's like when I stopped playing. I

21:26

was like I was like, I can't believe I

21:27

just lost to this kid with no job.

21:29

>> Of course he won. Of course he won.

21:31

>> What was your What was your build? What

21:32

was your like your go-to?

21:33

>> Uh, it depends. So, I mean, when you

21:35

want when you get to the big leagues,

21:36

you got to scout. You got to see what

21:37

they're doing. You know what I'm saying?

21:39

>> And then you do what you do whatever you

21:41

just counter whatever their plan is.

21:43

>> Okay. So, you only counter. You never

21:45

aggress your own. I mean, there's like a

21:46

standard there's like a standard like

21:48

default thing where I don't remember

21:49

like the formula, but it's like at like

21:52

9 you overlord at 12 spawning pool and

21:56

then it's like kind of like cookie

21:57

cutter for the first 10 minutes and then

21:59

you just kind of depend on scouting. So,

22:00

it's like how you would usually open up.

22:02

Uh

22:03

>> yeah, man. It's

22:04

>> What's your favorite unit trash?

22:06

>> My unit the roach.

22:07

>> Okay.

22:07

>> So, it's called a roach and then you can

22:09

like you can burrow them and when you

22:10

bur them they heal. So then you can do

22:11

this thing where like

22:12

>> do you have to be on your like on the

22:14

goop to heal or does it heal anywhere

22:16

you

22:16

>> No, as long as you as long as you're on

22:17

like the uh the creep. I think they call

22:19

it creep. Yeah. So if you're on the

22:21

creep, you move faster and you heal

22:23

faster, I believe. Okay.

22:24

>> So like you have to use your queens and

22:25

spread the creep.

22:26

>> But yeah, like I was I've always been

22:28

into like

22:28

>> like even with movies, I like war

22:30

movies. I like the strategy between like

22:32

about warfare and

22:34

>> you know what I'm saying? So I know what

22:35

you're saying. So, like in my mind, I'm

22:36

like actually in this battle and I'm

22:38

like, you know, I need to I need to like

22:40

flank from over here, have a distraction

22:42

over here. And it like really just

22:43

consume me. And man, I I just try to

22:45

take it as far like I'm like really

22:46

obsessive once I get into something. I

22:48

try to be a Pokemon.

22:50

>> Welcome to You're in the right group.

22:51

Okay. Andrew.

22:52

>> Yeah. It's like it's like it's like I

22:53

just like it's like my life becomes that

22:55

like like the Pokemon like episode I'm

22:57

in right now is very much like

22:59

>> I like how you call it episode.

23:01

>> Also, calling it a Pokemon episode is

23:02

sick. The other way you can do it is

23:04

start calling it an arc.

23:05

>> And and to be honest, this is also uh

23:07

why I started using Vim.

23:09

>> So

23:10

>> Oh, yeah. It's the ultimate RTS editor.

23:12

>> Exactly. So

23:13

>> it's Starcraft for programming.

23:14

>> Yeah, exactly. That's exactly how I

23:15

feel. So when I first started using Vim

23:17

before like I even got on Twitch and

23:18

figured out there was like cults and

23:20

stuff and like big followings. I was

23:21

like, "Oh my goodness,

23:22

>> no cults.

23:23

>> It's not a cult."

23:24

>> But like when I'm coding, I'm just like,

23:25

"Oh man, I feel like I'm playing

23:26

Starcraft." And it was just like so

23:28

exhilarating. I'm just like even I'm

23:30

just like mindlessly doing stuff. Like I

23:31

don't know. What's your top APS?

23:33

>> APM?

23:34

>> Yeah. I don't

23:34

>> Oh, you measure an M. Oh, he's slow.

23:36

>> He's slow.

23:37

>> He's slow. He's slow.

23:38

>> In the actual like Starcraft game like

23:41

couple hundred. Like as a Zerg player,

23:43

that's like normal cuz you're just

23:44

mindfully spamming.

23:45

>> Yeah.

23:46

>> But if you're like Protos or Terran,

23:47

it's a lot lower cuz those are

23:49

>> Oh, that hard to play. Tan is so hard.

23:52

Like as a Zerg player, Terran's like the

23:54

worst person to play against. So I was

23:55

like, I'm gonna start I'm become a

23:56

Tyrion player, but man, you have to like

23:58

your brain, you have to split your brain

24:00

into like five different

24:01

>> battlefronts at the

24:03

>> Tan's the only race I can't play. Like

24:05

>> it's insane. Like there's definitely

24:06

like a a a cap of what your brain can

24:09

just handle at one time. And then if you

24:11

can't get past that like limit, then you

24:13

won't progress in Starcraft because you

24:14

have to be able to do like six things at

24:16

one time.

24:16

>> So I I think we might have to have a

24:17

little Starcraft tournament. We have to

24:19

have one stipulation. Okay. We have to

24:21

only play it on N64.

24:24

>> What? You know it's out on you know it

24:26

came out on N64. So you have to play

24:28

with an N64 controller. Can you imagine?

24:31

>> I are you sure you're not confusing it

24:32

with uh Command and Conquer?

24:33

>> I am 1,000% not confusing with Command

24:35

and Conquer.

24:36

>> There's no way it's on cuz I know that's

24:37

I know that's a quick back

24:40

literally do a quick back.

24:41

>> I also play Command and Conquer hard. So

24:43

in college uh we didn't have a you

24:46

couldn't we couldn't actually like it

24:48

was we were stuck on the internet

24:49

basically. Yeah. So my whole like

24:51

engineering floor we just played just to

24:52

confirm

24:53

>> I am right.

24:54

>> Starcraft Starcraft 64 is a 2000

24:57

Nintendo 64 port of the popular PC

24:59

strategy game.

25:00

>> Yes. So imagine Starcraft where you're

25:02

>> That sounds terrible.

25:04

>> No, it's just easy. So instead of like

25:05

having a bunch of keyboard shortcuts,

25:06

you just slowly go.

25:08

>> But you can only

25:11

goodness. That's terrible.

25:12

>> Oh, you're afraid now.

25:14

>> You're afraid. I'm going to take you

25:16

down. Uh, first off, we play Star. This

25:18

is a Starcraft 2 household. Uh, second,

25:21

I will say there's, you know, um,

25:24

>> I kind of feel like uh, somebody who

25:25

maybe like, you know, like you, if

25:27

you're if you're around a friend who's

25:29

been sober for a long time, like it's

25:30

best not to drink.

25:31

>> Oh, I'm just letting you know like right

25:34

now I'm feeling something inside of me

25:35

because I love Starcraft. Like that was

25:38

my jam for a good decade.

25:40

>> When I tweeted it, I sat there and I had

25:41

my gaming PC in my closet and I was

25:43

like, I should set this up, but I have

25:44

no room. Maybe I should buy another

25:45

desk. Maybe I should Maybe I should just

25:47

have a dedicated game desk. I was like,

25:50

dangerous.

25:50

>> But but then there was like a but I have

25:52

a one spot in my office and I'm running

25:54

out of room for my Pokemon cards. I was

25:56

like, man, I got to pick the Pokemon

25:57

cards.

25:57

>> Addictions. You need a new room for your

25:59

Pokemon cards. Okay, that's a good

26:01

point.

26:01

>> I'm actually out of room. I'm like

26:03

actually hit my limit. So, I have to buy

26:04

some shelves. I got to

26:05

>> But seriously,

26:06

>> maybe a shipping container.

26:08

>> Put in a little spot. I want to see it

26:10

all the time. It's a temperature

26:11

controlled shipping container.

26:12

>> You need climate control for sure. Uh,

26:15

have you played some of the newer

26:16

Starcraft 2 because it doesn't sound

26:17

like you have. So, do you know about

26:18

lurkers?

26:19

>> Yeah. Yeah. So, I got into it. I mean, I

26:21

I took it pretty far. I think I played a

26:23

little bit of Legacy of the Void, but

26:24

I'm talking about when I was like

26:25

climbing the ladder into it. Yeah.

26:27

Fighting ladder trying to be pro. Like,

26:29

I tried to legit be pro.

26:30

>> So, like I don't know if you know this.

26:32

>> Such good lord.

26:33

>> But I don't know if you know this. Like

26:33

I played Counter-Strike professionally

26:35

for about two years before that.

26:37

>> Really?

26:38

>> What? Lord, what?

26:39

>> Yeah. I played uh 2000. Did

26:41

>> I hear that correctly? What is going on?

26:42

>> Yeah. 200

26:45

Josh, are you saying we can can we find

26:47

clips of you playing professionally?

26:49

>> There's like maybe one clip on YouTube

26:51

that that that you can watch. I'll show

26:53

you after this.

26:54

>> Are you still pretty good at FPS's?

26:56

>> I was I was really good.

26:57

>> I know. But are you still

26:58

>> on my old teammates? If you see this,

26:59

don't talk trash about me. Okay,

27:01

>> good point.

27:01

>> Your name is trash. Uh, you can talk

27:03

about trash though, but can you still

27:05

play? Like, can we hop on Apex Legends

27:07

and go?

27:08

>> Well, that's a completely different game

27:09

than

27:09

>> still at least. I'm I'm so washed, dude.

27:12

>> Valerant. Jeez. Come on, bro.

27:14

>> Raiders.

27:15

>> Yeah. It's It's to the point where like

27:17

I expect myself to be as good as when I

27:19

was like in college. So when I play for

27:20

like 30 seconds and I'm so I suck, I

27:22

just get so mad cuz I'm so competitive.

27:24

>> And we're slower now.

27:25

>> Mhm.

27:26

>> Slower. Hundreds of milliseconds.

27:28

>> So like So yeah. So

27:29

>> it's it's embarrassing.

27:31

>> I got dialup speeds now going on in my

27:33

head.

27:33

>> Yeah. So I was playing I was on a team

27:34

based out of Maryland and we used to

27:36

just do East Coast lands and then we

27:38

would travel to Texas and do

27:39

international tournaments.

27:40

>> Trash. That's so cool. That is no joke.

27:42

That's so

27:43

>> dude I played like 14 hours a day. It

27:45

was so bad

27:46

>> during when you do this college. So like

27:50

two in the summer time.

27:51

>> 2005 2005 2006 dude. So when I was doing

27:54

my music thing, I had a laptop and when

27:56

we were

27:57

>> What's the music thing?

27:58

>> We're not going to talk about that. But

27:59

when I was on tour, I would bring my

28:01

gaming laptop with me and it'll just be

28:03

like in some rinky dink hotel and

28:04

hopefully they had Wi-Fi and then I

28:05

would just practice on bots shooting,

28:07

practicing my head shot. They're like,

28:09

"What are you doing?" I was like, "I'm

28:10

practicing." And then when I came back

28:11

from like tour, I would join like my

28:12

clan and then start playing again.

28:15

>> You be like, "I've been shooting nothing

28:16

but heads."

28:16

>> Yeah, dude.

28:17

>> In a gym. I've been doing only gym work.

28:19

>> Dude, you have to you have to be

28:20

dedicated to the craft. Like I said, I'm

28:22

just I'm like a I'm just I obsess over

28:24

things and it's just like it's good and

28:27

bad. It's good and bad.

28:28

>> I love this. So, we just found out like

28:29

five games.

28:30

>> That's a lot of lore drops.

28:31

>> Yeah, that was good. I love that drop.

28:33

>> So, right now though, it's Pokémon Go. I

28:34

would say that your Pokémon Go

28:36

>> I really

28:39

>> Dude, we're talking about like the most

28:40

intense first-person shooter of all

28:41

time. One of the highest APM games of

28:44

all time. The most intense strategy. No,

28:45

I just do Pokémon Go.

28:46

>> Yeah.

28:47

>> I walk around and I go like this.

28:48

>> See, I'm actually scared I'm actually

28:50

scared to set up my gaming computer

28:52

because I will just start playing too

28:54

much. So, I actually had a problem where

28:56

I gave up games and I was like I was

28:58

like, "Okay, I'm playing games too much.

28:59

I'm going to stop playing games and I'm

29:01

just going to code

29:02

>> instead of gaming." Yeah, great.

29:05

I haven't done it.

29:06

>> And that sounds familiar. Says the three

29:08

other people that everyone that has done

29:09

that

29:10

>> and then like then I like progressed

29:12

pretty good in coding. I was like cool.

29:14

>> But I was like I want to I want to play

29:15

some games.

29:16

>> Yep.

29:16

>> But man,

29:17

>> I'm worried about it. Like that's why I

29:19

haven't kicked on the old the old things

29:21

is because it was it's dangerous.

29:23

>> Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You know

29:24

what I mean?

29:25

>> Cuz I did do a little a little bit of a

29:27

dabble in Fortnite for a while.

29:29

>> Oh, I I went through I went through a

29:31

Fortnite phase.

29:31

>> Yeah. went like a quick 400 hours in

29:33

just like a couple months and I was like

29:34

I got I got to get out.

29:36

>> I was like pretty good at building when

29:37

you were able to build. I was like you

29:38

like you shoot one bullet at me and I

29:40

build a mansion. I'm like

29:42

>> a hotel with Wi-Fi is what I I was I was

29:45

ready.

29:45

>> Dude, I tried to be a Fortnite streamer

29:47

for a second and then so I I would have

29:48

like the typical like whatever my name

29:50

is_TV

29:52

>> and then they would I would kill someone

29:53

and they'd go into my stream and just

29:54

make fun of me and I'm like this is this

29:56

is sad.

29:57

>> Wait, you had the the what is it? So you

29:59

had the like TV

30:00

>> you had like your Twitch you had your

30:02

Twitch name_TTV.

30:04

So when I like body somebody they're

30:05

just like they come in. You're whack.

30:06

Oh, you're lame. I was like

30:08

>> all right. Maybe this game's just too

30:10

toxic for me. Maybe I shouldn't do this

30:11

anymore.

30:11

>> Yeah, Fortnite's so toxic.

30:13

>> It's too toxic. He just can go back to

30:14

CS.

30:16

>> Dude, I played League for a while too

30:18

and that was

30:19

>> Is there anything like

30:23

masters also? No, I actually sucked

30:25

really bad at league and it was actually

30:27

Could we do a team thing to see can we

30:28

get past bronze? Can we get out of

30:30

bronze?

30:30

>> I could not get out of bronze like in my

30:33

head I was like a diamond player. Like I

30:35

was like I'm so good.

30:36

>> It's my team that's holding me back.

30:37

>> Dude,

30:39

my team hell is real when it when it

30:43

comes to that.

30:44

>> Yeah. I tried to get my friend to climb

30:45

me out. I was like take my password.

30:46

Just give me to like silver or

30:47

something, please.

30:48

>> Wait, primes play League?

30:49

>> No, I've never played League.

30:50

>> Okay. Okay. I was like I was like even

30:50

you're not

30:51

>> I I've definitely met a lot of people

30:53

who've decided to have a horrible time.

30:55

>> Yeah.

30:56

>> Yeah. Know I have I have lots of friends

30:57

who are like hopelessly addicted. Like

30:58

it's not funny. They don't talk about it

31:00

in a happy way. They're like I have an

31:01

addiction. I hate it. I play it every

31:04

day. I hate it. And I'm like what are

31:06

you talking Why do you keep playing?

31:07

They go I'm addicted. I'm like to what?

31:09

If you keep saying you hate it. Like I

31:11

don't fully get the league relationship.

31:13

>> Yeah. The the funny thing is like so the

31:15

people that I play like Counter-Strike

31:16

with, there's like a core group of guys.

31:18

They think they can be good at they took

31:20

Counter-Strike way further than I did.

31:21

Yeah. But um they stay as a group and

31:23

they're like, "What game can we play?"

31:24

And potentially go

31:25

>> pro as a group again. So like Overwatch

31:28

>> and all that stuff. So they'll just

31:29

always try to find all these games that

31:30

are like five player or whatever. Like

31:31

how can we go pro? So that's kind of

31:33

like how I find out all these other

31:34

games and try them out. Yeah.

31:35

>> But like when you have that like

31:36

competitive mentality, you just want to

31:38

be the best at every single one.

31:39

>> You just want to like

31:41

>> you just want to make them cry. You just

31:42

want them to sit there completely

31:43

minmaxer. I I've seen this guy before.

31:46

>> Yeah,

31:46

>> it's nothing better than uh noob

31:49

stomping.

31:50

>> Dang.

31:51

>> I I will say smurfing does like I did I

31:53

did only a few times in Halo, but it

31:55

does feel good when you're just like,

31:56

"All right, I'm going to start up a new

31:58

account."

31:59

>> Dude, when someone bodies me, I'm like,

32:00

"That guy's smurfing. That guy's 100%

32:02

smurfing. Who is he?"

32:03

>> Yeah, it feels

32:04

>> cuz cuz you're in bronze, so

32:06

>> they just made a new account and just

32:08

crushes me.

32:09

>> It feels good. It feels good. Does it

32:11

does

32:12

>> I used to like to set up in Perfect

32:14

Dark, you know, 100 bots on the, you

32:15

know, a meat.

32:16

>> Perfect Dark.

32:17

>> First off, you can only have at max

32:18

eight bots on the Nintendo 64 Perfect

32:20

Dark. And I prefer Judge Sim.

32:22

>> Did you ever play 007?

32:23

>> Wrong. You could have way more. I think

32:25

that's number one console. Okay. Okay.

32:27

Perfect Dark.

32:28

>> Yeah. Began, did you play 007 with the

32:30

golden gun?

32:30

>> I mean, I did, but I play I was a

32:31

Perfect Dark person cuz 7 compared to it

32:34

sucks. Like Perfect Dark is like the

32:35

same.

32:35

>> So lame.

32:36

>> What are you It's literally 1 million

32:38

times better. In the original Perfect

32:40

Dark, the maximum simulant count uh in

32:42

the combat simulator is eight, allowing

32:44

up to four human players and eight bots,

32:47

12 in total, as I said, because I played

32:49

Perfect Dark easily to let me see what

32:51

you're searching. How did you get that

32:52

answer? Oh, guys, he's using the AI

32:54

overview for that. Oh yeah, the AI

32:57

overview is real. Who are you going to

32:59

believe?

32:59

>> Uh, would you like me to go to game

33:01

frequently asked questions?

33:03

>> Games.com. Oh, well, let's go. Actually,

33:04

that's one of my old That's actually

33:06

speaking of old video games. I used to

33:08

live on that site.

33:09

>> Dang.

33:09

>> I I actually used to go to cheat code.

33:11

That was more my site.

33:12

>> Dude, Game Shark. Did you ever get into

33:14

any of the Game Shark cheating?

33:15

>> No. No. No. Game Shark would require

33:17

buying a device. And as a child,

33:19

>> so exciting though.

33:19

>> Sadly, I had the my my uh I grew up with

33:22

what do you call them? Abusive parents.

33:24

And so they wouldn't let us have any

33:25

games that weren't educational. And so

33:27

they

33:27

>> Is that what you classify as abuse?

33:29

>> His parents wouldn't celebrate his

33:30

birthday either. So I know I got those

33:32

devices.

33:32

>> I didn't.

33:33

>> I remember when I thought you guys were

33:34

joking. Oh my god.

33:35

>> Yeah. So So yeah, no birthdays. And then

33:37

no, I wasn't getting video games. So I

33:38

had to buy I I had to buy everything

33:40

myself. So for the uh Super uh SNES, I

33:44

was able to successfully over the

33:45

lifetime of our system, we were able to

33:47

acquire three games. Uh it took a

33:49

They're $60.

33:50

>> The games were actually more expensive

33:52

back then than they are today.

33:53

>> They're $60 each. Uh so Donkey Kong

33:56

Country 1, which I still over and over

33:59

so gooding. Still a good game.

34:00

>> Uh this is so bad. And I thought it was

34:03

the other Kirby game. I saw a friend

34:05

playing a Kirby game. It looks so fun. I

34:07

saved up forever and then bought it at

34:09

Sears.

34:10

>> Kirby game's terrible.

34:11

>> No. Well, like I didn't even get the

34:12

right one. I bought uh the the the bean

34:15

Kirby one. The Kirby like it's um

34:17

Tetris.

34:18

>> So I got it and there's like Dreamland.

34:21

>> No, not Dreamland. It was I can't

34:23

remember what it's called. And guess

34:24

what? I still play it all the time right

34:26

now. The only game that I'm good at. And

34:29

so I'm like this is all I have.

34:30

>> Is it like a Dr. Mario type?

34:31

>> Yes, Dr. Mario. It's exactly Dr. Mario.

34:33

And then the last one, which my dad did

34:35

help with Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball, he's

34:37

like, "Okay, Ken, you're gonna be

34:38

playing if you're gonna play games."

34:38

>> I played Ken Griffy Jr. actually. That

34:40

was a good game.

34:40

>> So that was all I was able to acquire

34:42

for the SNES for the lifetime of me

34:45

having it. No extra games. So I only

34:47

have played three games, but I'm very

34:49

good at them. And then once I got

34:51

>> that, that matches your personality

34:52

better. Anyways, though, what do you

34:54

mean by that? I mean, Began plays

34:56

exactly the same thing over and over and

34:58

over forever.

34:58

>> It's how I became I became a speedrunner

35:00

cuz I just played Donkey Kong Country

35:02

over and over and over. It beat it

35:03

faster. Beat it faster. Beat it faster.

35:05

And then I once I learned what

35:06

speedrunning was. I'm like that thing I

35:07

do. It was literally like

35:10

>> how fast can you beat Well, I mean like

35:11

what's the record on Donkey Kong?

35:13

>> Oh, it's so fast. It's so fast. I got I

35:14

used to know the actual stats of it.

35:16

>> Is there like bugs to where you can skip

35:17

levels like Mario?

35:18

>> Yeah, there it's not. No, it's not quite

35:19

as crazy in Donkey Kong, but yeah, there

35:21

are crazy skips. There's actually a guy

35:22

Void that I watch on um Twitch pretty

35:24

often, like working on that record and

35:26

the I play that game and then uh Don

35:28

Country 2, which I did not own as a

35:30

child,

35:31

>> but I bought as an adult and I play a

35:32

lot.

35:33

>> He reconed his life and bought it.

35:34

>> DK2 has like the little one, the little

35:36

dude.

35:37

>> His name is Well, first of all, Diddy is

35:38

in both games, but Dixie is in is in uh

35:42

uh Diddy was in those games.

35:44

>> Yeah. You know, they No. This is

35:45

actually one of the saddest.

35:46

>> Wait, hold on. Did he have an island?

35:48

>> Yeah, he did. He did. Actually, I don't

35:50

know if you know, but in the Donkey Kong

35:52

Country universe, Don Kong universe,

35:53

they've been trying to erase Diddy from

35:54

it, I think, because of the Diddy. No,

35:56

they keep mentioning Diddy.

35:58

>> Diddy parties in

35:59

>> Exactly. They're afraid of like

36:01

>> it just everything sounds bad with Diddy

36:05

in the name.

36:05

>> I completely forgot. I completely forgot

36:07

Diddy Kong.

36:08

>> I did you Were you the one that showed

36:10

me the Joel Javier or whatever it is

36:12

cartoon of the Donkey Kong one with

36:15

>> Donkey Kong 64? Yeah. No, the the actual

36:17

games I had growing up that games that

36:19

my parents bought me is I played in

36:21

Carter 95. You ever play that? Someone

36:24

out there had in Carter 95.

36:25

>> Explain to me.

36:26

>> That's an educational game, isn't it?

36:28

>> There's not It's not a game. It's an

36:28

encyclopedia that you load into your

36:30

computer and it's got a couple games

36:31

that So, I have the encyclopedia games

36:33

with like my compact crarario or

36:35

something and I used to go hard on

36:36

those.

36:36

>> Oh, that's all I was going nuts.

36:38

>> I was going Yeah. When you said it, I

36:40

was like that's an educational thing.

36:41

>> No, no, that's my parents only would buy

36:43

educate. So, I had that I played this is

36:44

bad. the only like one Math Blaster. I

36:46

don't know if you know, but Math

36:47

Blaster, there's like 30 of them for

36:48

math.

36:49

>> I had all I had Math Blaster Calculus 2

36:52

or whatever. The plot progresses in the

36:53

Math Blaster universe, too. So,

36:55

>> they're in the same universe across the

36:56

different games.

36:57

>> 100% 100%. And you visit an island full

36:59

of monkeys and then in the monkey. Okay.

37:02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

37:02

>> And Cardo is a Diddy Island.

37:05

>> Yeah. No, there there was a whole Yeah.

37:06

Yeah. But a lot of educational games.

37:07

And then I remember finally, you know,

37:09

getting old enough to go over to

37:10

friend's house and be like, "Cool, what

37:11

kind of games you got? You guys got

37:12

Incard? guys got I'm like, "We're

37:14

playing Super Mario World." I was like,

37:16

"Oh my god, this is actually fun." And

37:17

I'm like, "Oh, a game." But I was like,

37:19

"Where are the quiz questions? That

37:21

doesn't make any sense. The games I play

37:23

are all you watch a little video and

37:26

then they ask you,

37:28

>> hey, what was number seven's job?"

37:31

>> And also, that's what I'm very very bad

37:33

at games. And I would go over to friends

37:35

houses and I'm like so bad, so

37:37

sheltered.

37:37

>> I can't participate. And then once like

37:39

people got into like the first person

37:40

shooters in Halo, they're like, "Began,

37:42

you can't play like you can't be on our

37:44

team for Halo." Like it was like, "Okay,

37:47

Prime is so good. Began can be with

37:48

Prime." That's how it all I was always

37:50

paired with someone to nerf them and it

37:52

was like and yeah. So

37:54

>> yeah. All right, let's go.

37:55

>> I always had the problem of I'd play

37:56

Halo, especially Halo 3 with because I

37:58

played with the internet and so then I

38:00

was like, "Oh, like let's do a land

38:01

party. It lasted for like 30 minutes and

38:03

everyone would go,

38:04

>> let's do something else." No,

38:07

>> it's like not fun anymore.

38:08

>> Be like a one on four and I just be

38:10

like, "All right, everybody just

38:12

>> I've gone through that scenario."

38:13

>> Yeah.

38:14

>> All right, go.

38:14

>> All right, teach.

38:15

>> Okay, trash along. I I'll go I'll do a

38:18

little bit of a like a deeper dive into

38:20

the past. The game that I played

38:21

probably the most ever was Dota 2.

38:24

>> Also, I didn't realize

38:25

>> Dota was too hard for me.

38:27

>> Too hard? Yeah, that makes sense. League

38:29

player. Yeah.

38:30

>> Wait, wait, hold on. When you say deep

38:31

past, are you talking about uh Warcraft

38:33

3 Dota or like when did you Okay. When

38:35

did you start on Dota? Just

38:37

>> I started playing Dota. Yeah.

38:38

>> You know what I used to do? I would like

38:40

since like I would try to play and I

38:41

would keep overriding the courier or

38:43

something.

38:44

>> Oh yeah. Yeah.

38:45

>> Now everybody has their own courier

38:46

trash. So you wouldn't even be the

38:48

person.

38:51

Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I know you're still

38:53

waiting to read the patch notes, but

38:55

>> I need that version cuz I was awful.

38:57

>> Yeah.

38:57

>> Yeah.

38:58

>> That was probably the game that I played

38:59

like the most of. I played that through

39:01

college and like

39:02

>> for quite a while.

39:03

>> They always had good prize pools. Did

39:04

you watch like the competitions and

39:05

everything?

39:06

>> That was fun. That was like

39:06

>> I would I would watch the the

39:07

competitions but I couldn't play it.

39:09

>> Yeah. Yeah. That was actually what was

39:11

funny was I just first saw a video from

39:14

Prime which is what eventually got me

39:16

into streaming and stuff on Twitch doing

39:17

programming things,

39:18

>> but I was only aware of Twitch as a

39:21

means to watch professional Dota 2.

39:22

>> Oh, really? It's funny.

39:23

>> Yeah. Like I was like

39:25

>> the site where they have the

39:26

international the guys on here doing

39:29

programming.

39:30

>> That sounds insane.

39:33

>> Well, check it out. They they have

39:34

programming on the hot tub streamer side

39:37

weird experience. That's how we stumbled

39:39

into

39:40

>> question. Uh I I know nothing about Dota

39:42

other than I played it for Warcraft 3.

39:44

So that's like my knowledge is so dated.

39:46

>> Um which I even know what Dota stands

39:48

for. Not a lot of people. Defense of the

39:50

I know that was a good Warcraft 3, baby.

39:53

Uh but

39:55

>> do people also hate their lives like

39:57

they do with League? Cuz League and Dota

39:59

are very similar in some sense. I think

40:01

it's a So I had fun playing Dota.

40:04

>> Okay.

40:05

>> But I think it's probably I don't know

40:08

if you think this trash. I think league

40:10

players hate their lives more often than

40:12

Yeah.

40:13

>> What makes League hateable?

40:14

>> What makes League hatable? I think it's

40:16

>> the community. It's the community.

40:18

>> Yeah. Everyone

40:19

>> league players in the comments, you can

40:21

just probably agree. Yeah.

40:22

>> It's my team. You're the problem.

40:24

>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's because everyone

40:25

thinks they're I mean

40:26

>> everyone thinks they're good.

40:27

>> Everyone thinks they're good. Yeah. I

40:29

don't really know why it is.

40:30

>> Oh, it's it's Twitter.

40:31

>> I think the other thing for it too for

40:33

League

40:33

>> human is there's like stuff you can do

40:36

to unlock characters and like get new

40:40

new or her what do they call they call

40:41

them characters or heroes in League?

40:43

What do they call the the people?

40:44

>> I don't even know. I erased that game

40:46

from my memory.

40:46

>> Sadness.

40:47

>> Legends. I think they're legends.

40:48

>> Are they? I don't know.

40:49

>> It is League

40:50

>> League of Legends. Dang. Okay. I don't

40:53

know. Well, the the people that you can

40:54

play as you like unlock them. And so I

40:57

think that makes people feel like sunk

41:00

cost fallacy for it maybe. So they get

41:02

stuck hating that they spend all this

41:03

time or money to unlock characters.

41:05

Whereas for Dota it's always like all

41:07

the characters are always free.

41:08

>> Gotcha.

41:08

>> So then maybe there's something

41:10

>> you just like buy skins or something. Is

41:11

that how

41:11

>> Yeah, skins is the only thing.

41:12

>> Dude, I bought so many skins.

41:14

>> Quick question though.

41:15

>> Did you watch League of Legends the

41:17

cartoon?

41:18

>> I watched the first season. Yeah.

41:19

>> Oh yeah.

41:20

>> Oh, you're talking about like the

41:21

Netflix one.

41:21

>> Yeah. What's it called again?

41:23

>> League of Legends. Oh my goodness there,

41:25

bro.

41:26

>> Arcane. You're talking about Arcane.

41:27

Yeah, Arcane. Arcane.

41:28

>> Good save. That was close.

41:29

>> Subtitle. League of Legends.

41:31

>> Oh, is it?

41:32

>> League of Legends is funny.

41:33

>> I never watched it because I hate that

41:36

game. So,

41:37

>> okay. Smart.

41:37

>> Don't And don't really heard it was

41:40

good.

41:40

>> When was the last time you played Dota

41:41

though? So, like how long ago was this

41:43

addiction?

41:43

>> How long you been clean?

41:45

>> I'm trying to think. I don't think I

41:47

played since I had kids probably. So, at

41:49

least 5 years.

41:50

>> That's probably for the best. Yeah, it

41:52

was. Well, it was like I really like I

41:53

had fun.

41:54

>> You choose one. You choose.

41:55

>> I play I played the game and I had fun.

41:59

Okay. Thanks, Josh.

42:00

>> Thanks, Josh.

42:02

>> Don't Don't mind me.

42:03

>> We're not. It's okay. Uh like it didn't

42:06

matter whether I won or lost. Like I had

42:08

fun playing the game and I enjoyed even

42:09

like trying to grind rank and ranked and

42:11

stuff. So, it was like I I would have

42:13

just played all the time if I had the

42:15

option. So, it was like okay that

42:16

probably I have to just be like done

42:18

with that. So then I stopped playing for

42:21

like a decent amount of time. I think

42:22

around when I was done with college and

42:24

then I just played like uh some fun

42:26

games with my friends occasionally after

42:28

that for a while and I just was like I

42:30

won't play ranked cuz then I'll want to

42:31

play like a lot.

42:32

>> Um and Dota has a mode I don't know if

42:34

League has one similar called turbo

42:36

>> where it's like basically the game you

42:38

get like more money and more experience

42:40

more quickly.

42:41

>> So you can play the game in closer to

42:44

2x. Yeah. Like the game speed itself is

42:46

still the same, right? It's like, you

42:48

know, you want to cast a stun. It's not

42:49

like it flies twice as fast or something

42:51

like that. But then that was what I

42:52

would always play with my friends cuz we

42:54

would play like a game in 15 to 30

42:55

minutes. I was like, "Oh, that's chill."

42:57

Like that's a lot more fun than like

42:58

occasionally getting stuck for like an

42:59

hour.

43:00

>> Um, so an hour.

43:03

>> Yeah. For one game.

43:04

>> Yeah. Halo minutes, which is

43:06

>> That's the part with that's hard to even

43:07

like grab

43:09

so fun, I feel like, is because it's

43:11

like

43:11

>> when it's competitive.

43:12

>> Yeah. Yeah. And you know,

43:14

>> but then when you lose after all that

43:15

time, you're like, "What am I?"

43:16

>> Make people hate their life is cuz you

43:18

have to spend an hour

43:19

>> to lose 25 elo. That's what you see. The

43:23

red minus 25. That does not

43:25

>> Well, it's also It's also worse when you

43:27

know you're going to lose in the first 5

43:28

minutes, but you have to wait like 20

43:29

minutes to surrender and you're just

43:31

like, I don't even know what I'm

43:32

playing. Then everyone starts griefing

43:33

and feeding.

43:34

>> Actually, I think the other thing League

43:35

still has surrender, right?

43:37

>> I don't think you can surrender till

43:39

like 20 minutes.

43:40

>> Yeah. Okay. But you can concede. I'm

43:41

saying in Dota you can't concede. I

43:43

think that's another thing that makes

43:44

Dota less toxic is cuz soon as something

43:46

goes wrong in League, concede, bros,

43:49

bros. Bros, concede. And then everyone's

43:51

like angry. Everyone's disagreeing. So

43:52

you just stay in the game and then if

43:54

you leave, you can't

43:56

>> do that. And if someone like just like

43:57

griefs or does other stuff, they'll get

43:59

like bad stuff happen to their account

44:01

or like you try and throw the game

44:02

intentionally, people can report you and

44:04

stuff. So then a lot of times like I had

44:06

plenty of games playing Dota where

44:08

minutes one through 20 you were like

44:12

>> we lost. Yeah.

44:13

>> No matter what. And then you know you're

44:15

you're just playing with other bad

44:16

people. So they do something stupid.

44:18

They like try and dive into your base

44:20

and kill you and stuff. They give you

44:22

you end up getting like 5,000 gold. Your

44:24

your team

44:25

>> and then you start carrying.

44:26

>> Your team your team picked no support

44:28

characters only. On only I'm the attack

44:30

guy. Me I'm attack guy. I know we had

44:32

four attack guys. I pick attack, but

44:35

>> if they go and die and then give you a

44:37

bunch of money and now it's minute 25,

44:39

you're like, "Oh, now we have five

44:40

insane late game characters, we'll win."

44:43

So like that happened plenty of times

44:44

like playing Dota, which I think that

44:46

might be that was one of the other

44:47

things that I always thought made a big

44:48

difference in like the psychology of the

44:50

game cuz you have a button you can press

44:53

>> to say let's be done as opposed to the

44:55

only way we lose is when they beat like

44:58

they destroy the Yeah. Yeah. M I'm

45:01

trying to think the last game I played a

45:03

lot of hours was Breath of the Wild.

45:04

>> Oh, nice.

45:05

>> I'm just about to beat Tears of the

45:07

Kingdom.

45:07

>> Oh, you're Oh, really? I stopped. I I

45:10

was loving it and then I stopped. But I

45:11

beat Breath of the Wild and loved it.

45:13

>> I was completely different seven times.

45:15

Wow.

45:15

>> When I played Breath of the Wild, I

45:16

think that was actually pre-kids cuz it

45:18

was so long ago and I was like, I'm

45:19

going to do the same thing and I was

45:20

like already on kid 2. Yeah.

45:22

>> Played for like 5 minutes. I was like,

45:23

I'm going to sleep. I was like I was

45:24

like I was like I can't even. So it's

45:26

just sitting on my Switch. I was like I

45:27

just don't have the energy. Tears of the

45:28

Kingdom is kind of sad in the sense that

45:29

you get you you go through and you're

45:31

beaten everything. You get through like

45:32

the four it's the same it's like the

45:34

same game again. You get through your

45:35

four things. The story is really

45:37

monotonous and then you go and fight

45:38

Ganon and then you fight like his like

45:41

little buddies Ganondorf's buddies and

45:43

then the story is just like oh well you

45:44

got to figure out where the fifth guy is

45:46

and then there's just no information.

45:48

You're just like I don't know. So I'm

45:50

just like wandering around the gloom

45:51

right now down in the like there's no

45:53

information. Apparently there's like 15

45:54

story parts you have to go figure out by

45:56

talking to random people. It's a good

45:58

game to wander in though. I like

45:59

>> I know, but I'm too old for that [ __ ]

46:01

>> Yeah. The one thing I didn't like about

46:02

the game was you you can like fly on

46:03

this little metal thing and you can like

46:05

attach

46:06

>> Yeah, that's fun.

46:07

>> I couldn't figure out how to fly. So, I

46:09

would just fall off. Like I would put on

46:10

the edge and I would just go

46:13

>> You have to get enough speed.

46:14

>> You have to balance it.

46:15

>> Yeah. You have to like slide down

46:16

something, right? But I would be on I

46:17

would be like on a island with no ramps.

46:20

>> Wait, you know you know you know you can

46:21

get a little like handle that you put on

46:23

it.

46:24

>> There's a handle you can get handles.

46:25

You put it on and

46:26

>> literally I didn't know that that one

46:28

thing made me quit.

46:29

>> Yeah, I had the fans and I would put it

46:30

I would literally be on the edge have

46:32

the fans on.

46:32

>> What about the two engines?

46:34

>> Yeah.

46:35

>> That's what made me stop playing to be

46:37

honest. Literally that mechanic.

46:38

>> Well, it is a totally like typical Zelda

46:40

games. Oh, great story. We're fighting

46:41

this and this one it's like cool

46:42

engineering mostly. Just sit here and

46:44

just you can make just a totally

46:45

different world.

46:47

>> Let me play.

46:49

>> I will say the game that I've been

46:50

playing the most recently is Slay.

46:52

That's like if I'm I'll play like part

46:53

of game. The other thing I like for Slay

46:55

is like if I have 10 minutes I can play

46:57

one and then I just pause and pick it up

47:01

the next day.

47:01

>> Does that mean you guys like Hearthstone

47:02

then? Cuz Hearstone's like a Warcraft.

47:04

>> Never played Hearthstone but I think I

47:06

would have probably liked it. Yeah,

47:07

>> cuz you guys like that universe

47:08

apparently.

47:09

>> I never played any Warcraft before. I've

47:12

>> never been a fan of deck builder games

47:13

in general.

47:14

>> We were all Batro boys right before

47:15

that. I still still am Batro Boy. I mean

47:17

you did you never do any Bro at all?

47:19

Trash.

47:19

>> I never did any deck building games in

47:21

general.

47:21

>> Oh my god. Just do

47:22

>> I don't get it. I don't get it. That's

47:23

cuz you've never had a good deck.

47:24

>> Every time I watch you all play, I don't

47:26

get it.

47:26

>> No, no. Once you build one good deck and

47:28

it starts popping off, you'll go, I get

47:30

it. And then you'll be chasing that

47:31

feeling until you have a totally new

47:32

deck and then you have two feelings

47:33

you're chasing. Then you build a third

47:34

deck. Now you're chasing three feelings.

47:36

It is You've never It's fun. It can be

47:39

really, really fun.

47:39

>> Really satisfying

47:40

>> to get like an allnatural E plus all

47:43

natural.

47:44

>> You know, so frustrating that ran out.

47:46

>> He's a Pokemon collector.

47:47

>> Uh oh, trash

47:48

>> who uh is like I don't like card games.

47:50

Like what are you talking about? number

47:53

one ruining hobby. Okay,

47:55

>> he just wants to see he just wants to

47:56

scalp us.

47:57

>> All right, so games that we're excited

47:59

for. For me, the two big ones that I'm

48:01

really excited for is actually trying to

48:03

build something that's engineering into

48:05

either Minecraft or Terraria. I think

48:07

that's just going to be fun.

48:08

>> Sick. I actually think there's something

48:10

really a really fun idea of like can you

48:12

actually make a web server

48:15

>> and like Cloudflare tunnel it out and

48:16

actually like okay, this thing's serving

48:18

real traffic.

48:20

>> This is a fully real game. The other one

48:22

that I want to try, but I don't think we

48:23

can get enough people or there exists

48:25

such a thing. But it's similar to the

48:27

idea I had a while ago. It would be fun

48:29

to try and do one iteration of like chat

48:32

GPT by hand, like do the matrix

48:34

multiplication. It would be hilarious to

48:36

get like 50,000 people on a Minecraft

48:39

server and then you do you try and like

48:42

have them flip the levers of a neuron

48:44

>> and then do an LL.

48:46

>> Can we we could do you know like the

48:48

Minsk handwriting? You can do like a

48:50

simple MLP. It's just like, hey, this is

48:53

just like a four layer MLP. Or we can

48:54

even do an RBF, which is a single layer.

48:56

So you could actually like really get

48:58

>> funny. Yeah. Yeah.

49:00

>> And they have to hand calculate out the

49:02

radial basis function.

49:03

>> Yeah.

49:03

>> I have no idea what you guys just said

49:04

right now, but I'm going to nod my head.

49:06

>> Sounds cool.

49:07

>> Sounds cool.

49:08

>> The best part about video games is

49:09

implementing LLMs inside of them.

49:12

>> Well, yeah. But the hard part about that

49:13

is that uh the neurons fire with a float

49:15

floating values whereas you have just

49:18

like on and off.

49:19

>> You can make we could yeah there's a way

49:21

of making floats in

49:22

>> Yeah, I guess you could just have like

49:23

five switches and it really represents

49:24

like two to the uh negative 1 two to

49:27

thegative2 two to eight switches and

49:29

then they each everyone's got a U and

49:30

eight.

49:31

>> Yeah, but then but it's all a point,

49:33

right? It's all less than one.

49:35

>> Yeah, right.

49:36

>> That's what I'm saying. Okay. Yeah.

49:37

Yeah. Two to the negative 1 to two to

49:39

the beautiful.

49:40

>> Okay. Prime. You also have to be excited

49:42

about it's literally like the biggest

49:43

moment in a long time.

49:44

>> I know that's I actually would rather do

49:46

that. I think that would be be a very

49:48

great thing to start with.

49:50

>> Hand handwritten recognition.

49:52

>> Okay.

49:52

>> In Minecraft or something like that. It

49:54

would be fun to do some investigation.

49:55

>> So, as long as we can build that before

49:57

Slay the Spire 2 comes out, we're good

49:59

to go.

49:59

>> That's what we need to do.

50:00

>> We just have to start it now before Slay

50:02

2 comes out because honestly, I think

50:04

all of us can transition. No more

50:05

programming content anymore.

50:07

>> Only Slay 2.

50:07

>> Slay the Spire 2 content.

50:09

>> When is that? Is that actually coming

50:10

out? I think it's coming out this year.

50:11

I don't remember what.

50:12

>> I I'm actually very worried that it's

50:14

springtime, which is a very I'm very

50:16

worried it's springtime.

50:17

>> I love being I love being worried that a

50:19

video game is coming out.

50:20

>> And then the worst part is then GTA 6

50:22

and I mean we're going to have to role

50:23

play very hard.

50:24

>> Wait, wait. GTA 6. I thought they

50:25

delayed till 2027 at least.

50:27

>> I think you're right.

50:27

>> They did delay it again.

50:30

>> Prime. Okay. Okay. There there is a

50:31

nonzero chance that

50:34

GTA 6 will be delayed enough years that

50:37

we will have an AI powerful enough just

50:38

to make GTA 6. Like is that going to

50:40

happen?

50:41

>> Honestly, that's what they're doing.

50:43

They probably don't actually have anyone

50:45

working for the company technology,

50:46

didn't they?

50:47

>> Right. Someone deleted the backups and

50:50

the git repo and everything and they're

50:52

like,

50:52

>> "Okay, well, here's our chance. We can

50:54

either tell everyone we lost the game or

50:57

>> are they running into Ralph? We wait for

50:58

Opus 37.5 and codeex 19 and we say

51:03

>> make me GTA 6. No mistakes.

51:06

>> No mistakes. Did you Did you guys

51:07

actually play the GTA?

51:09

>> I play like I play the early go.

51:11

>> I didn't play any Beacon.

51:13

>> They're saying that early access could

51:14

very well be in March 2026.2.

51:17

I was worried that there was a spring

51:19

launch. See, it's not even spring.

51:20

That's the worst part. It's actually

51:21

>> That's soon, bro. That's soon.

51:23

>> We better make a lot of videos.

51:24

>> We have April.

51:25

>> We got to keep up for 6 months, bro. We

51:27

got Yeah, there's going to be an issue.

51:29

>> Yeah.

51:30

>> Okay. Well,

51:31

>> that's the one I'm excited for. Slay

51:32

too. I thought Bolantra was supposed to

51:34

get some updates this year, too.

51:35

>> Uh there was there's just a like Yeah,

51:37

another patch update. It was going to

51:38

be, I believe, in the winter, and he

51:39

says, "Hey, it's going to take a little

51:40

bit longer. No big deal." No,

51:41

>> that would be fun. I would be excited to

51:43

see some new

51:43

>> Bellatro.

51:46

Yeah, I'm down for that.

51:47

>> Yeah, there's a new Dota 2 hero, but I'm

51:49

not going to test him out.

51:50

>> He's a frog.

51:51

>> Okay, cool.

51:52

>> I hate frogs. Yeah,

51:54

>> there are a couple there are a couple

51:55

other goofy games I've seen just like

51:57

being on like my Twitter. I've seen that

51:58

I've put on my list like

52:00

>> Oh, dude. JB Blows game. I want to play

52:03

JL right of the Sinking Star.

52:06

>> Yes.

52:06

>> I think we should all play it.

52:08

>> That's a cool game.

52:09

>> No, we're it's a it's a puzzle game. So,

52:10

we're going to find out who's actually

52:11

the smartest. Finally,

52:12

>> we're going to be doing speedrunning

52:13

against each other on Right.

52:15

>> Yes. No, the other one I saw I saw it on

52:17

uh uh Twitter and I'm gonna find it, but

52:19

it was a mind sweeper rogike and I don't

52:21

know if you know, but I'm really good at

52:24

mind sweeper. I could never beat that

52:25

game.

52:26

>> Once you once you

52:27

>> I could never beat that game.

52:28

>> Well, once you learn the rules, it's

52:30

like, you know, pattern recognition, you

52:31

get faster and f and soon you don't even

52:33

>> rules. It tells you the numbers.

52:35

>> I didn't I didn't have the patience to

52:37

like figure out. I'm just like one uh

52:39

>> I don't know. It's a guessing game of

52:41

some sort. I was literally guessing

52:43

numbers are lower over here, higher over

52:44

here. I was guesstimating like I would

52:46

click until like you hit one where it

52:47

like reveals like most of it and then it

52:49

gets kind of hard after that. Oh my god.

52:50

>> That's once it reveals that's where it

52:52

gets easy that gives you the information

52:54

on what to press. It will tell you what

52:55

to press.

52:56

>> I didn't have the patience like search

52:58

mind sweeper rogike. I'll send you a

53:01

link later. What about you? Anything

53:02

exciting coming out this year for you or

53:04

you we'll let you substitute out from a

53:06

game into a Pokemon event.

53:08

>> Any Pokemon?

53:09

>> Any Pokemon releases? Do they Pokemon

53:10

releases are full schedule for the year?

53:12

>> No, I know. So, Pokemon's coming out.

53:14

There's like two sets coming out like in

53:16

the next month to three months.

53:17

>> Okay.

53:17

>> So, I got to get in on that.

53:19

>> Of course. Of course.

53:20

>> Uh, but in terms of games, I'm like one

53:22

of those, you know, are you like one of

53:23

those people that just listen to the

53:24

same music from like when you're in high

53:26

school?

53:26

>> 1,000%.

53:27

>> Yeah. That's how I am with game. That's

53:29

how I am with games. So, I'm like, I'll

53:30

just play Starcraft again. You know what

53:32

I mean? Sick.

53:33

>> You know what I'm saying? RTS event.

53:35

That will be fun.

53:36

>> Starcraft is like the classics when it

53:38

comes to music. It's good.

53:39

>> We're Command and Conquer. You the one.

53:40

You the one. I played a lot of Red

53:42

Alert,

53:42

>> dude. Me too.

53:43

>> Yeah. The coils.

53:45

>> The one I played the most. Age of

53:47

>> Empires 3.

53:48

>> See, I was at AoE 2.

53:50

>> I played AoE. I never played AoE, but I

53:51

like three.

53:52

>> My Okay. Can I tell you my favorite Age

53:54

of Empire story?

53:54

>> Yeah, of course.

53:55

>> So, me and my roommates, we'd all do big

53:57

Age of Empire battles and it came down

53:59

to just three of us left.

54:01

>> Yeah.

54:01

>> Or it was two on two. And one one group,

54:04

he was new, so he barely had an army.

54:06

And then we had the other group that was

54:08

not doing so well. So, we're just like,

54:09

"All right, hey, we're going to we're

54:11

going to destroy the first guy." And

54:12

we're very excited about this. So, we

54:13

come and we just completely wipe out the

54:15

first guy. Yeah.

54:16

>> And then as we were doing that, the

54:17

other one was just like, "Oh, man. Can I

54:19

like become your ally? Can we do all

54:20

this?" And we're like, "Sure." So, he

54:21

becomes our ally,

54:23

>> but we're like not his ally, so he can't

54:25

attack us. And we start killing him,

54:27

>> and he just can't attack them. And and

54:28

then all of his units run up to us and

54:31

then peacefully protest as we just

54:36

>> did. I love backstabbing people.

54:38

>> I kill you. And we're like, "Oh no, you

54:39

just stand."

54:40

>> Backstabbing people was so funny.

54:41

>> My favorite AoE2 thing was began going

54:44

to love this cuz he loves that I was uh

54:46

a good student in in school and had

54:49

different experiences than he did in

54:51

high school.

54:52

>> Um

54:53

>> we call those nerds.

54:54

>> Yeah. Yeah. So, my my AP my my AP

54:56

calculus class uh

54:58

>> he mentions AP calculus like 10 times a

54:59

day, guys.

55:00

>> Yeah, that's so true, Vegan. Um I took

55:03

when I was a junior, but most of the

55:06

class was senior. So, there's like three

55:07

of us.

55:07

>> We get it. You're smart, D.

55:09

>> There's three of us left.

55:10

>> He can't help himself.

55:12

>> It's important to the story.

55:13

>> And I ended up teaching the class.

55:15

>> No, not in that one. I had a good AP.

55:18

>> I had a good AP Cal teacher. So

55:22

seniors get out early. I don't know if

55:24

they did this at your thing where it's

55:25

just like they're done with school

55:26

before everyone else.

55:27

>> I didn't take AP Cal. I don't know.

55:29

>> No, I'm saying they were lit. They just

55:30

literally just graduated and were done

55:31

with school like a few weeks before

55:33

everyone else.

55:33

>> Yeah, we we

55:35

don't really know why. It seems weird.

55:37

>> You got to go to school the whole year.

55:38

Oh, I guess you guys were dumber.

55:40

>> Yeah, you did. So, anyways, so it's just

55:42

our teacher and us three. So, I figured

55:45

out how to get AOE2 on a USB, just a

55:48

regular USB stick with no like you

55:50

didn't have to install or do anything

55:51

like just the executable on there. So,

55:53

we would just get the like computers

55:56

from a computer rack and go bring them

55:57

into class and we just play AOE 2 for

55:59

the rest of the year with our with our

56:01

teacher and we put it Oh, three of us

56:03

and the teacher. I'm saying and he would

56:05

just like, "Yeah, let's put it up on the

56:06

projector."

56:07

>> And for you, too, basically.

56:08

>> Well, in that class, I'm saying cuz

56:09

there was no

56:09

>> She was the only junior, right? There's

56:11

Yeah, there was there was me and two

56:13

other juniors. There was no one else

56:14

just for that class. I'm like, what are

56:15

you supposed to do? We already took the

56:16

We already took the AP exam. We did

56:17

everything else. So, we just got to play

56:18

Age of Empires 2 for How did your two

56:21

weeks? What people were you?

56:22

>> I like playing the Brits cuz I like

56:24

spamming longbows.

56:25

>> Dude, I was about to say you're going to

56:26

be a longbow.

56:29

>> Hey, you know what? I have to say to

56:30

you, buddy.

56:32

>> I don't understand.

56:32

>> I don't understand.

56:34

>> That's where the middle finger comes

56:35

from. They'd draw it with these two and

56:37

they That's why you when you watch

56:39

British people count they go like this

56:40

one two because this is f you

56:43

>> because the French would

56:45

>> cut off the fingers from the long bow

56:47

men.

56:48

>> Oh,

56:48

>> that's where our middle finger comes

56:50

from.

56:50

>> That's a new lore. That's a new lore.

56:53

>> Well, I just like the long bow guys that

56:54

could shoot from far away. So that was

56:56

>> conscript I will say conscription with

56:59

with the long bows and the upgrade is

57:01

pretty good.

57:01

>> That's what I liked. So there you go.

57:02

That's my AOE 2 story. But I always

57:04

found them I always found the monogous

57:06

unit type of just doing gigantic uh

57:09

>> Well, you couldn't just spam them. I

57:10

mean, people just build some horses and

57:12

then you die.

57:12

>> I know, but I that's what I wanted was

57:14

200 on

57:16

200 only long bows walking towards

57:18

people and every time something showed

57:19

up on the screen, they just died before.

57:22

Very very exciting. Okay.

57:24

>> I like when you got so many that you

57:26

couldn't select like you couldn't

57:27

actually select them all,

57:28

>> right? Yeah. You had to get them in

57:29

multiple like control groups. Yeah.

57:32

Yeah. Yeah. Mhm. I love uh so anyways I

57:35

knew beginning make fun of me because of

57:36

that story but how it's I that's

57:38

whatever it's fun

57:39

>> we we get it we get it high school is

57:40

like he walked in a class

57:42

>> teacher asked a question answered it

57:44

right away says whoa whoa whoa why don't

57:46

you just teach and he came up there and

57:47

then

57:47

>> it did happen that did happen literally

57:49

Hermione

57:50

>> yeah heard yeah

57:51

>> that's actually a pretty good analogy

57:53

unfortunately for me that's a pretty

57:55

good analogy really unfortunately

57:58

>> did you watch Lord of the Rings

58:00

>> yeah so the two um

58:02

>> how could YOU SHOCKED BY THE QUESTION.

58:05

>> WELL, I'm saying Battle of the Helms

58:06

Deep, like when the elves come at the

58:07

end.

58:07

>> And then they're just shooting all the

58:08

arrows. It's like

58:10

>> I'm like all about arrow warfare.

58:12

>> Yes.

58:13

>> He was so you were making fun of him

58:17

calling him Hermione and you just saved

58:19

>> about the arrows. Thanks, Trash, bro. I

58:21

appreciate that.

58:21

>> I think you guys understand like how ner

58:23

like just like stuff. It was so cool.

58:25

>> Are you a little disappointed that the

58:27

Battle of Helms Deep did not feature any

58:28

of the ants

58:29

>> as they did in the book?

58:31

>> Yeah, I mean it's fine.

58:33

It's not the biggest deal. My biggest

58:34

thing is just

58:35

>> be thankful for what you got.

58:36

>> Okay, dude. I watched the I watched the

58:39

battle of Helms's Deep like 300 times.

58:40

Like my favorite

58:41

>> My favorite scene is when the ladder

58:43

comes down and they all start spreading

58:46

away. That's like that was a very

58:48

>> I've like examined everything frame by

58:49

frame just to see like when they get

58:50

smashed by the rocks like how like are

58:52

they actually getting smashed by the

58:53

rocks?

58:54

>> They did. They actually killed real orcs

58:56

for that. I know.

58:57

>> Well, trash are you going to see? You

58:58

know, it's in theaters again, right?

59:00

Lord of the Rings extended edition is in

59:01

theaters. Oh, like right now.

59:03

>> I haven't been to a movie theater in

59:04

years.

59:05

>> I know. I actually if if it's still in

59:06

there next weekend, like I'm going to

59:07

try to go with the kids.

59:08

>> Me, too. Me, too. With the kids.

59:10

>> With the kids.

59:10

>> I got to find some kids.

59:13

>> And with that,

59:14

>> I was like, what? All right. Now, it's

59:16

just weird.

59:17

>> All right. Hey, thank you very much for

59:19

joining us on this very special episode

59:21

of the standup. Uh, hopefully this

59:24

lightened your loafers a little. I don't

59:25

think that's the right phrase. I don't

59:27

THINK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT that mean.

59:29

>> Hopefully this lightened your load. I

59:31

don't think it's also How about just How

59:33

about we hopefully we made you laugh in

59:36

the mood?

59:36

>> Take some time to occasionally relax.

59:42

>> Go ahead, Brian.

59:43

>> Uh TJ, thank you for saying it so

59:45

eloquently and thank you for being a

59:46

teacher's pet. I always appreciate that.

59:48

He's the only junior here. He is the

59:50

junior. Obviously, the

59:51

>> teacher's pet. I just

59:52

>> He was the teacher.

59:54

>> I was friends with He was just a pet.

59:56

>> I was friends with them. Okay.

59:57

>> I wasn't their pet. Yeah. We were like

59:58

best friends.

59:59

>> We were like best friends. Okay.

60:02

True. All right. Thank you very much for

60:04

watching. We have vegan, we have trash,

60:06

we have TJ, and the name is the

60:08

primogen. Thank you.

60:09

>> See you everybody. Bye.

60:10

>> See you next week. Hold up today.

60:14

Five pot coating errors on my screen.

60:19

Terminal coffee

60:21

and

60:23

living the dream.

Interactive Summary

The podcast diverges from tech news to explore the hosts' favorite video games. Beegan enthusiastically discusses Terraria, a 2D Minecraft-like game, and his ventures into using ChatGPT for in-game circuit design, including an ambitious 33-bit computer project. Prime shares his love for Slay the Spire as a mental escape, contrasting it sharply with his disdain for "toilet games" like Candy Crush. Trash reveals a surprising past as a professional Counter-Strike and high-ranking Starcraft 2 player, yet his current go-to is Pokémon Go. The conversation also delves into Beegan's frustrating Magic the Gathering strategies involving infinite loops, TJ's comparison of Dota 2 and League of Legends' toxic communities, and a humorous anecdote from Josh about playing Age of Empires II in high school AP Calculus class. The hosts also touch upon upcoming game releases and ambitious, non-traditional gaming projects.

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