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Welcome to a very special episode of the
standup. We are going to have a standup
that will end when this task of Ralph
ends in the background. It's just going
to keep on chugging along and we'll see
what it builds at the very end. Or this
podcast will end before it or it will
end afterwards. You know, it's just some
condition I put on there and we're not
really sure.
Uh anyways, sorry. This week we've
decided that the news cycle just not
that much fun. You know, going on
Twitter, it hasn't been the highlight of
my week. So therefore, we're going to do
something a little bit different, non-
techreated. What is your favorite video
game
>> or games? I mean, I don't want to
necessarily limit it to just one cuz
that's that's too hard.
>> Yeah, we don't need to do Oh, you know
what? Actually, honestly, that's usually
how we do that is you can't just give
like, hey, what's your favorite thing?
And you give like a couple answers. It's
like, no, what's your favorite? I didn't
ask what's like a handful of things. I
asked for your favorite.
>> Are we picking one?
>> Yeah. Favorite right now. So, it doesn't
have to be favorite of all time. So,
this is not like, "Oh, but Ocarina of
Time when I was 10 years old was the
most meaningful game I've ever played in
my lifetime, right?"
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> All right. Now that I know the rules,
that's easier.
>> All right. Now, I know Beegan, you've
traditionally been banned from video
games for the last like what decade at
this point. But what is your current
favorite video game?
>> Honestly, I've been playing Terraria
alone.
>> Okay.
>> Is this why you haven't been responding
to my DMs?
>> Yes.
>> Okay. All right. You're bad at food
poisoning Terraria. food.
>> It's just a quick
>> It is food poisoning in the room with us
right now.
>> What What is this game?
>> You've never played Terraria? It's 2D
Minecraft. It is amazing. It's 2D
Minecraft. Like you pick different
classes. It is actually
>> Have you ever played Minecraft?
>> Yeah, I hate Minecraft.
>> You hate Minecraft?
>> Minecraft's the only game that I get
motion sick from. It's the only game.
There's no other game that I get it
because it's the perspective is a little
bit off. All the squares are like this
slightly diamond shape and I've just
never been able to get used to
>> notch. I don't agree with that notch at
all. It's not his fault.
>> Oh, install any npm modules lately.
>> Why? Yes, I have.
>> Sorry. SORRY. REFERENCE TWITTER DRAMA.
MY BAD. MY BAD.
>> Already back to Twitter drama. Come on.
>> Yeah. My apologies. My apologies.
>> No, honestly, we should all I want to
actually plan a little session with the
squad here and play Terraria cuz you
play hardcore mode, you know, where you
die. But it's the classic thing. You dig
for materials, you build weapons, you
fight bosses, you build worlds,
>> but it's all like a platformer instead
of 3D. Is it like do you is there any
like skill in the platforming involved
or is it really just like we're digging,
we're doing stuff?
>> Incredible amounts of skill. Incredible.
>> Probably you wouldn't be able to do it.
>> Honestly, Prime
>> I know that won't work, but
>> Well, also there is an entire someone
built a 32-bit computer in Terraria,
which guys, there's actually a video of
Prime reacting that two years ago.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> So, you can build someone built a 32-bit
computer in this video game because they
actually give you all the
>> complete is 100%. No, they
>> No, they built a computer that's NOT TUR
COMPLETE.
WELL, I WAS GETTING AT LIKE, "DOES IT
actually work?" I was getting at, "Does
it actually work?"
>> Great question, Trash. Great question.
>> No, Trash. They made it a little easier.
They literally were like, "Cool. Here's
wires in every single gate." They just
They literally were like, "Here's
assembly." So, it's it's even it's
really, really easy. Also, I've been
using, this is crazy, but I've been
using uh chat GPT to design Terraria
circuit designs for me. Excellent. It
prints.
>> Is it actually good at it? I believe
that
>> it literally prints out exactly the
schematic. You tell it what it wants.
You tell it how you want it to evolve
it. It's really and literally the first
one worked right away and now I've been
going further. So if you want to build
So he built 32 bit computer so I'm
working on a 33bit computer.
>> Dang.
>> One up him. So yeah
>> I I don't even know what that means but
uh
>> well it has 33 bits.
>> It's one more bit prime. I have to say
just because people haven't been
following us around all week.
>> My favorite thing so far was we were
talking to Josh about 32bit float sound.
Yes.
>> And then I made the joke. I was like,
"Oh, well, I prefer 64. It has double as
many." And you just acted like that made
sense.
>> I Okay, so 32 * 64 is not You're so You
keep laughing again. 32 *
>> 32 * 2 is 64. Yeah, that was
>> Yep. You keep doubling it,
>> right? So why am I wrong?
>> No, no, no. 32 * 2 is 33.
>> Great point. 33.
>> Okay. Okay. A little Terrence Howard
math. Okay. Down for that. Okay.
>> Hey, for every reaction there's a
reaction. Hey guys, look up exponents in
your free time if you forgot it from
like fourth and fifth grade.
>> Hey, is that HTTP? Get that out of here.
That's not how we order coffee. We order
coffee via ssh terminal.shop. Yeah, you
want a real experience. You want real
coffee? You want awesome subscriptions
so you never have to remember again? Oh,
you want exclusive blends with exclusive
coffee and exclusive content? Then check
out Kron. You don't know what SSH is?
>> Well, maybe the coffee is not for you.
Terminal
coffee
in hand.
>> So, Terraria.
>> Yeah, Terraria is mine. I think honestly
I'm excited. I'm actually going to do a
little programming in Terraria this year
and I'm trying to also convey. So, you
guys got me saying Terraria. It's
Terraria.
>> Terraria.
Google. I'm trying to convince people.
>> Can we pause? You're saying you knew it
if he said Terraria, but you didn't know
it. I tried to look it up and I Googled
terrarium. So, it brought up like a
bunch of plants and I was like, "All
right, I don't know what that the game
is."
>> I play a plant game where I make virtual
terrariums.
>> By the way, Ralph says it's done. Uh,
>> okay. Great podcast.
>> 7 seconds. Great podcast, everybody.
I love Galactis. I'm very happy to be
here. Um, no, but seriously, with
Terraria, can you uh can you do like
plugins? So we could say plug in a
server and serve something off of like
serve something off of it and do all of
our programming in Terraria.
>> So we've got Okay, that's not how I do.
>> Good news. Good news and bad news. Okay,
you can't
>> good news and bad news. You can do mods.
>> Bad news, you have to do them in C#.
>> That's fine. There's something called
Chad Shippity that can write great C#
for me so I'll never have to learn it.
>> Oh, I didn't know I didn't know it knew
C# yet. That's awesome.
>> That Microsoft, remember the whole
Microsoft Open AI?
>> That's where they bought it. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
>> They've been preeding it with C
knowledge this whole time.
>> You can definitely fools.
>> Yeah.
>> And I also do think I've looked at some
of the mods. I think everyone out there
are like video game players who are
modding it. They haven't had like like
clinically insane programmers mod it
yet. So I think we're going to take it
to a pretty good level this year. So
>> Okay. I like that.
>> I would be I'd be okay. So with that in
with that in mind, this being your
favorite game right now, I would be down
to do like a week. Like what can you
build in one week?
>> Wait. So, it's whatever game we pick
Prime has to play for a week.
>> No, that's not what we're doing.
>> Okay. I was just wondering cuz I was
thinking I might change my answer.
>> Two anime girl feet picks on Nintendo. I
don't think so.
>> No, I was going to pick I'd have to
think about it more, but I didn't know
that was on the table. I was just
recalculating.
>> I'm just sitting here listening to this
and this seems like we could do a lot of
cool stuff with it. And so, it's just
like, okay, well, we have Twitch chat,
we have YouTube chat, we have a week.
What if we all sat down and said, "What
are we building? Can you save Terraria
games to get Can we find a way to do
version?
>> With code, all things are possible.
>> With through code, all things are
possible.
>> It's true.
>> Ex except for traveling salesmen. Um,
>> you could still do it. We just don't
know how to solve it efficiently.
>> Okay. A tough guy.
>> Sometimes.
>> Is that even Is that even Is that even
considered solve if you can never
actually see the answer?
>> Yeah.
>> Is a problem ever solved if no one sees
the answer?
>> Okay, now we're getting into philosophy.
>> That's next week's podcast.
>> That is going to be a great podcast next
week.
>> All right, Prime. What's your favorite
game? Uh right now my favorite game has
been Slay of the Spire. It's been Slay
of the Spire for the last six months.
It's the only like uh it's the only
outlet that I currently have that is
non-programming right now or family
related.
>> Can I be honest? The reason why he's
addicted to Slay the Spires is because
it's on his phone. We could get him on
Candy Crush. It's so easy and he would
be so addicted.
>> I have No. First off, I can't because
Candy Crush is too much luck. I hate
Candy Crush. I I I hate That's what a
noob would say.
>> Candy Crush is I played it like 10 years
ago. So yeah, I played it 10 years ago.
It was very, very frustrating. But the
reason why is that
>> Candy Crush was very frustrating.
There's a thousand grandmas and moms
playing it all day.
>> That's because, okay, I'm going to say
something that's going to sound really
mean now, but I'm just starting drama.
Even
>> I think that you have to have not a lot
going on upstairs to enjoy Candy Crush.
Okay, that's what I'm saying.
>> It's a It's a toilet game.
>> It's a toilet mind game.
>> It's a toilet mind game.
>> Wait, wait. So you guys play mindless
games in the toilet? That's when I do my
best thinking. I do my most I do
challenging video games in the toilet
such
>> as toilet. I like to usually pick my
civilization next turn on there because
usually right now where I'm at it takes
me 20 to 30 minutes to exactly choose
what to do over my whole turn. So
usually I can get out one turn when I'm
in there.
>> Why are you laughing at that? That's a
good
>> I you would be the absolute worst person
to play Civ with.
>> Okay, first of all, I play Civ a lot.
It's one of my other favorite games and
I'm really good
>> with humans or with computers. Okay. I
don't put a lot of other humans
>> just like Terraria.
>> Deacon strikes me as the one guy who
like when it's his turn, everyone gets
up and makes snacks.
>> Yes. Yes. You would also be horrible to
play katan with. Like imagine playing.
>> Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys.
>> No one likes logs. Everyone's like, "We
don't have logs." No. No. No. No. I need
logs. I need logs.
>> I need them now.
>> I need logs. It won't let us turn end
until someone tra.
>> I know one of you guys have logs. I
know. I know a six was rolled last
round. Give me your logs.
>> All So, I know I'm going to get
>> Yeah, you have three logs, Prime. I know
you have one log left. He's card count.
>> I know I'm going to get in more trouble
for this, but I did convince Lindsay to
play a couple games of Magic the
Gathering with me, but the style of
Magic the Gathering I've been working on
is uh how to build like little computers
and infinite loops in it. She was not
happy with it. So, you can build little
infin actual infinite loops. Like
there's four card infinite loops, two
card infinite loops. So, that's my goal.
And then, so when I'm playing with her,
it's like, okay, your turn. Good. We're
teaching you. Fantastic. Now for my
turn.
>> 45 minutes later.
>> 100%. And so she she quit. She won't
play with me anymore because of
>> who could have saw that coming? I just
can't even believe this.
>> I'm like, "Aren't you impressed? Aren't
you proud of me?
>> Look at I'm a computer scientist, honey.
>> Look what I've done."
>> Is it like draw four cards and then you
kind of just keep
>> Yeah. It'll be something like every time
you draw a card, uh, you know, you're
able to discard a card. Every time you
discard a card, you're able to add an
extra guy. Every extra guy you have, you
can draw a card. Uh-oh. We're in a loop.
I also do this online and I have I mean
a lot of people have done this before,
but I crash the uh Magic the Gathering
arena often when I get
>> on purpose. That is the That is the
point. That is my only goal playing.
How many cards does it take? How many
times around this loop does it take for
it to crash?
>> Oh, for those ones? Well, the first was
one turn, but I might I might have
something like
>> I mean the loop of like discard a card,
get a guy
>> maybe like 70 70 times. But it's not
just about like the loop. It's about
what you're gathering because each time
I make things more and more. So I I'd
have things where it's like
>> every time I make a new food, it makes a
new squirrel. Every new squirrel I make
makes a new rat. And then I say all
times I make any token, double it.
>> Science. So then so yeah. So, so then
it's like when I'm doing this loop, I go
one loop around, two pieces of bread,
two squirrels, two rats, one more
around, two pieces of squirrel, two
breads, two rats, and I just keep doing
that
time.
>> Yeah, I was about to say cuz 70 times
that is 100%. No, no, there's there's
there's exponential ways. There's other
exponential ways. There's ways of saying
take whatever the highest attack power
is and add it to all of your creatures.
>> Right.
>> So, that means what's going to happen,
right? It's going to move
>> double and then double double double.
Right.
>> Exactly.
>> It's a times two mult. So, I got really
excited about this and then I got on the
internet like I'm going to make some
friends who play Magic. And then it was
a thousand threads of on Reddit of
people like, I won't play with these
guys. Anyone who's into doubling and
doubling tokens, they're the worst. And
I was like, I I I thought I found this
on my own and I thought I I didn't know.
>> It's shocking that Big went and played
Magic, figured out a strategy that makes
people not want to be his friends. Okay,
you sound like Social Network right now.
>> Unlikable guy ever.
>> Trash, we got to get you over to Magic.
Pokemon ain't the way. Okay, we're going
to get you confirmed.
>> No, no, you don't play Pokemon.
>> Yes, you do play Pokemon.
>> No, no, you you No. See, you see what he
just said there? He holds on to Pokemon.
There's a vast difference between
playing.
>> Well, I think Trash, you would be doing
the same thing if you were into magic,
right? You just be holding cards. Is
that the Is that the joy of it for you?
Grab
>> I just like to collect them.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Right. That's what I'm
saying.
>> That's why he does.
>> What's the value of collecting them if
you don't play with them?
>> I like to look at them.
>> So, are you the guy that
>> I literally my waffle catch me in my
office and I'm just staring at my seal
collection. I'm like, so cool.
So when you make a Lego, do you just put
it on the shelf? You're just done. You
make a Lego. You put it on the shelf. So
I have like a steel collection.
>> No. When you put a Lego together, some
people put it on a shelf.
>> You put Legos together. Lego would be
the company.
>> No. No. Each set is a Lego. Legos make a
Lego.
>> He's not going to understand.
>> Okay. The the circuits aren't going to
connect there.
>> Okay.
>> I I don't understand.
>> This is why he gets the infinite loops
and magic right here.
>> But I'm saying there's two types of
people. There's people when you when you
make a Lego set,
>> is that better?
>> You just let it sit. Other people like
myself, I will make a little spaceship
and then I go like this.
>> That's like the fun of the Legos is
after you build it going not it's
appreciating in value on my shelf eBay
price. That's what you do.
>> Well, I'm not going to sell. I have no
intent of selling at least now, but I
like to just look at them.
>> All right, so back to Slay the Spire
>> as a thing that I really, really like. I
like Slay the Spire because uh I keep
losing at it regularly and I feel like I
should be better than better than TJ and
but TJ's Ascension 19 on this guy and it
makes me very angry that TJ's Ascension
>> High IQ game.
>> So normally I played Ironclad and I
think I got up to 10 or 11 on my last
phone and this phone I'm back down to
six.
>> It doesn't sync between them.
>> I don't know why I'm signed into the
same Google thing.
>> We don't have that technology. It was
lost.
>> It was lost TJ. Ever since we lost the
ability to sync between phones, we we
don't know what's syncing between
devices. My What's your Google uh like
little handle that it generated for you?
>> I don't know, but it has a guy with a
top hat and that's all I know. And I'm
not going to say the email that it's
associated with.
>> Mine is like Corellius Jelly and it
makes me laugh every time. I don't know
exactly what it is. I've never seen all
of the letters closely enough.
>> Can you choose the username?
>> I think you can, but I just like this.
It goes ding.
>> Yeah.
>> And then it goes away. So yeah, I
probably have some fun.
>> Mine's like Corellius Jelly and it makes
me laugh every time.
>> You just load.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Wait, Prime, do you only play Slay on
your phone?
>> Yeah, that's the only game I I tried to
Okay, so I did download Clash uh Clash
Royale so I could play with my kids.
>> I used to play that
>> and then I played for a little bit and I
just went, man, this game's kind of
stupid and I just don't want to play it
because I don't like any kind of like
buy to- win games and it definitely has
a lot of buy to win mechanics.
>> You got to play Yeah, you got to play
for a long time.
>> Either you're grinding time or dollars
and I was just like I don't really want
to do either. So
>> yeah.
>> Wait, T, when you play So the Spire, do
you play on your phone? You play on your
computer?
>> Mostly on my computer.
>> Okay.
>> A little bit on my phone, though.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> My computer's higher. My computer's my
like further where I'm
>> I just feel like I play so much better
when I'm on my computer.
>> I like being able to press 1 2 3 4 5.
>> 100%.
>> Yeah, agree.
>> Well, I also just like focus.
>> This feels good.
>> But I have the dumb thing where it's
like when you swipe from the bottom of
the phone, that's what makes it go to
like show all your apps.
>> Oh, yes. Yes. Yes.
>> Cuz I don't like the buttons cuz I like
the like
>> I live I live on the I live on the
buttons. I live on the buttons.
>> I like that I have approximately 0.25
more inches of screen real estate for
absolutely no reason on the bottom by
making the buttons go away.
>> So then I like the gesture.
>> I don't like how big you exaggerated
that.
>> Is it not? How much do you think it is?
>> Well, considering they're that big. Um,
I would say like a centimeter.
>> That's pretty close to
>> Oh, I thought you said 2.5.
>> This is America. Don't be talking about
no centime.
>> What's a centimeter?
>> What's a centimeter? How are you
comparing inches to centimeters anyways?
They don't convert.
>> That's like apples to oranges. Like
>> thank you. Finally, someone who
understands.
>> All right, trash.
>> Trash. What's your game right now?
>> What about you?
>> Hand me trash.
>> You know, we didn't even acknowledge
that we're live together in person.
>> Great point, Trash. We're live together
in person.
>> Did you know that?
>> I didn't realize.
>> Missed on the intro. I'm just going to
call it bother.
>> Do the intro and we'll put it at the
beginning.
>> I'm the worst in now.
>> I I do want there. I just one thing I am
a little bit shocked about is the fact
that you showed up to this really nice
place with this this really nice studio
in a Tostito sweater.
>> Honestly, it's such a sick snacking
today at home after we're done.
>> Also, peso dip.
>> I cannot believe that they sponsor trash
dev. I cannot believe like I've not seen
them sponsor many people actually get
plugged in. But it literally says trash
dev on the back cuz it's his
>> with his jersey number.
>> Yeah, it's his jersey number.
>> That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Please sponsor me. Somebody
>> in the middle trash.
>> I just want free snacks. Wait, what?
>> Don't you think it looks like two people
and then they've got like a kid with
them or something?
>> That's the actual holding hands.
>> Two people and they're dipping a chip
into salsa.
>> Yes, that is the logo.
>> Well, I was thinking that was the kid.
>> Wait, hold on. That's the That is the
logo with two people.
>> It's two people sharing a chip, dipping
it into the red salsa.
>> Whoa.
>> My mind is so blown that two people
would share a chip. Like, out of all
things to do, that just
>> You never shared a chip with your wife?
>> No. That's disgusting. you why would you
hold the same chip anyways and dip it
together romantic?
>> Uh you've seen Lady in the [ __ ] with a
noodle.
>> Yeah, but it's not the same thing at
all.
>> You can't hold on it at all. It's snap
snap like a little wishbone.
>> Different cultures have different things
that they like to share. So it's fine.
>> Yeah. What me? It's chips.
>> You're calling yourself a different
culture.
>> Yeah, we share the chips.
>> I'm not a dog.
>> He is from the Midwest. That's a totally
different culture.
>> And they're a very They're in what? New
York in Lady in the [ __ ]
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Yeah.
>> I was like, are they? I don't even
remember the movie. Yeah, we're doing a
little We're going to watch it after.
>> They share they share a noodle in that
one.
>> My mind is blown that there's two people
from
>> I know this is shocking.
>> Are you sure? Like that's that's like
accurate.
>> It has I don't I mean I didn't ask
anybody from Tostitos before I made the
claim, but I'm pretty sure. No. Yeah,
that's true.
>> Yeah,
>> Tostitos. Leave a comment. Let us know.
>> Tostitos. Toito. He loves you even more
now.
>> I know. Sponsor him.
>> He He definitely does shill Tostitos off
camera. Sometimes we're like, "Okay,
dude. We got it." Like
>> I actually don't like Tostitos at all.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Now we just we just we
were this close.
>> We almost had them.
>> We almost got our first section. Surely
I'll do the dip, but that's all I care
about.
>> They've That's what they've They have
such a wide range. Something must appeal
to you.
>> Lime
>> chips.
>> Oh no. Oh, you like that?
>> Hell.
>> Wait, have you had that?
>> Scoops. Scoops with the salsa.
>> I do love scoops.
>> Scoops are pretty good.
>> We're back.
>> We're back. Never sold a hater.
>> Scoops are convenient.
>> But here's the deal, Trash. Like if
we're going to be out here trying to
sling you some sponsors. Like you can't
just torpedo the first one we're getting
you because it really makes it hard for
any followup.
>> It's just like when Mark Zuckerberg
followed him around in New York and kept
going
>> at every meeting cuz we've watched the
social network so we're pretty much
experts.
>> Yeah, there's going to be a lot of
social network references.
>> I had no idea what you were talking
about. I was like what?
>> I I am very into the social network
right now.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. So back to my favorite game. Yeah.
>> So I don't really game much anymore.
>> Okay. The only game I do have is on my
phone is Pokémon Go. Obviously,
>> you're still playing Pokemon Go?
>> Yes. Actually, I have a team challenge I
need to complete. So, I'm going to work
on that afterwards.
>> Wait, you have a team?
>> Okay. What? I have never actually played
Pokémon Go. What does that mean to have
a team challenge and how does one
complete?
>> I don't know. It's kind of new. You just
kind of like work like for instance, you
can have a group of your friends and you
have to catch like 100 Pokemon in a
week. That would be like an example.
>> Okay. How'd you find your team?
>> Just friends.
>> That's like
>> How did you find your friends?
>> Based
>> online.
>> Okay. What? What websites?
>> Vegan's like, I need I need more tips
and tricks.
>> How can I be normal in these groups so
people play with me?
>> I'm a little bit shocked that the goal
is like catch a 100 Pokémon cuz it kind
of sounds like World of Warcraft where
it's like you get to the next spot and
they're just like, "Hey, go get 20
feathers for me." It's just like
grinding. What else can you do in
Pokémon Go besides catch Pokemon?
>> You can like raid with your friends.
>> What does raiding mean? I don't know cuz
I don't raid.
>> So you just
>> I think I think I think you literally
just like you guys attack some gym
together.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Sick.
>> And that's like about all I know.
>> Okay. Hold on. So
>> No, let's let's stop Pokemon Go. My
favorite game is Starcraft.
>> Oh, one or two.
>> Heart of the Swarmer Legacy of the Void.
>> But also, as a quick aside, when are we
doing the RTS one v one v one v one?
Four different RTS's cuz that's what we
need to do. Come back to that later.
Well, the latest one would be Wings of
Liberty, Starcraft 2. It's probably the
last time I played.
>> Wait, wait, wait. No, no, it's Legacy of
the Void, isn't it?
>> I thought Wings of Liberty
>> That's like That's like the That's like
later. Wings of Liberty was like when
Starcraft 2 first came out.
>> Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. So,
Wings of Liberty is
>> I didn't even make it to Legacy of the
Void.
>> He's saying latest when he played. I am
so confused.
>> Part of the Swarm. So good.
>> Is that like the one right after that? I
don't even remember.
>> You don't even know how
>> trash. What do you play?
>> Yeah. What do you play?
>> So, I'm a Zerg player and um high
masters. Top top 25 masters almost the
grand masters
>> really okay trash.
>> I'm not going to lie. Like so when
Twitch was like Justin.tv that was when
I was playing like I'm going to get a
let me get you were actually masters in
201 like 2012 something like that. Yeah.
>> Those are the hard days. Those are the
hard days to be
>> I was hardcore. We had land party. It's
probably also hard cuz like the only
people still playing.
>> Incredible pros.
>> They've been playing for 20 years. Yes.
They've memorized everything. I used to
go to like local tournaments, get beat
by 10-year-olds, get really mad,
>> you know.
>> All right. So, then that's what started
jiu-jitsu.
>> That's like when I stopped playing. I
was like I was like, I can't believe I
just lost to this kid with no job.
>> Of course he won. Of course he won.
>> What was your What was your build? What
was your like your go-to?
>> Uh, it depends. So, I mean, when you
want when you get to the big leagues,
you got to scout. You got to see what
they're doing. You know what I'm saying?
>> And then you do what you do whatever you
just counter whatever their plan is.
>> Okay. So, you only counter. You never
aggress your own. I mean, there's like a
standard there's like a standard like
default thing where I don't remember
like the formula, but it's like at like
9 you overlord at 12 spawning pool and
then it's like kind of like cookie
cutter for the first 10 minutes and then
you just kind of depend on scouting. So,
it's like how you would usually open up.
Uh
>> yeah, man. It's
>> What's your favorite unit trash?
>> My unit the roach.
>> Okay.
>> So, it's called a roach and then you can
like you can burrow them and when you
bur them they heal. So then you can do
this thing where like
>> do you have to be on your like on the
goop to heal or does it heal anywhere
you
>> No, as long as you as long as you're on
like the uh the creep. I think they call
it creep. Yeah. So if you're on the
creep, you move faster and you heal
faster, I believe. Okay.
>> So like you have to use your queens and
spread the creep.
>> But yeah, like I was I've always been
into like
>> like even with movies, I like war
movies. I like the strategy between like
about warfare and
>> you know what I'm saying? So I know what
you're saying. So, like in my mind, I'm
like actually in this battle and I'm
like, you know, I need to I need to like
flank from over here, have a distraction
over here. And it like really just
consume me. And man, I I just try to
take it as far like I'm like really
obsessive once I get into something. I
try to be a Pokemon.
>> Welcome to You're in the right group.
Okay. Andrew.
>> Yeah. It's like it's like it's like I
just like it's like my life becomes that
like like the Pokemon like episode I'm
in right now is very much like
>> I like how you call it episode.
>> Also, calling it a Pokemon episode is
sick. The other way you can do it is
start calling it an arc.
>> And and to be honest, this is also uh
why I started using Vim.
>> So
>> Oh, yeah. It's the ultimate RTS editor.
>> Exactly. So
>> it's Starcraft for programming.
>> Yeah, exactly. That's exactly how I
feel. So when I first started using Vim
before like I even got on Twitch and
figured out there was like cults and
stuff and like big followings. I was
like, "Oh my goodness,
>> no cults.
>> It's not a cult."
>> But like when I'm coding, I'm just like,
"Oh man, I feel like I'm playing
Starcraft." And it was just like so
exhilarating. I'm just like even I'm
just like mindlessly doing stuff. Like I
don't know. What's your top APS?
>> APM?
>> Yeah. I don't
>> Oh, you measure an M. Oh, he's slow.
>> He's slow.
>> He's slow. He's slow.
>> In the actual like Starcraft game like
couple hundred. Like as a Zerg player,
that's like normal cuz you're just
mindfully spamming.
>> Yeah.
>> But if you're like Protos or Terran,
it's a lot lower cuz those are
>> Oh, that hard to play. Tan is so hard.
Like as a Zerg player, Terran's like the
worst person to play against. So I was
like, I'm gonna start I'm become a
Tyrion player, but man, you have to like
your brain, you have to split your brain
into like five different
>> battlefronts at the
>> Tan's the only race I can't play. Like
>> it's insane. Like there's definitely
like a a a cap of what your brain can
just handle at one time. And then if you
can't get past that like limit, then you
won't progress in Starcraft because you
have to be able to do like six things at
one time.
>> So I I think we might have to have a
little Starcraft tournament. We have to
have one stipulation. Okay. We have to
only play it on N64.
>> What? You know it's out on you know it
came out on N64. So you have to play
with an N64 controller. Can you imagine?
>> I are you sure you're not confusing it
with uh Command and Conquer?
>> I am 1,000% not confusing with Command
and Conquer.
>> There's no way it's on cuz I know that's
I know that's a quick back
literally do a quick back.
>> I also play Command and Conquer hard. So
in college uh we didn't have a you
couldn't we couldn't actually like it
was we were stuck on the internet
basically. Yeah. So my whole like
engineering floor we just played just to
confirm
>> I am right.
>> Starcraft Starcraft 64 is a 2000
Nintendo 64 port of the popular PC
strategy game.
>> Yes. So imagine Starcraft where you're
>> That sounds terrible.
>> No, it's just easy. So instead of like
having a bunch of keyboard shortcuts,
you just slowly go.
>> But you can only
goodness. That's terrible.
>> Oh, you're afraid now.
>> You're afraid. I'm going to take you
down. Uh, first off, we play Star. This
is a Starcraft 2 household. Uh, second,
I will say there's, you know, um,
>> I kind of feel like uh, somebody who
maybe like, you know, like you, if
you're if you're around a friend who's
been sober for a long time, like it's
best not to drink.
>> Oh, I'm just letting you know like right
now I'm feeling something inside of me
because I love Starcraft. Like that was
my jam for a good decade.
>> When I tweeted it, I sat there and I had
my gaming PC in my closet and I was
like, I should set this up, but I have
no room. Maybe I should buy another
desk. Maybe I should Maybe I should just
have a dedicated game desk. I was like,
dangerous.
>> But but then there was like a but I have
a one spot in my office and I'm running
out of room for my Pokemon cards. I was
like, man, I got to pick the Pokemon
cards.
>> Addictions. You need a new room for your
Pokemon cards. Okay, that's a good
point.
>> I'm actually out of room. I'm like
actually hit my limit. So, I have to buy
some shelves. I got to
>> But seriously,
>> maybe a shipping container.
>> Put in a little spot. I want to see it
all the time. It's a temperature
controlled shipping container.
>> You need climate control for sure. Uh,
have you played some of the newer
Starcraft 2 because it doesn't sound
like you have. So, do you know about
lurkers?
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, I got into it. I mean, I
I took it pretty far. I think I played a
little bit of Legacy of the Void, but
I'm talking about when I was like
climbing the ladder into it. Yeah.
Fighting ladder trying to be pro. Like,
I tried to legit be pro.
>> So, like I don't know if you know this.
>> Such good lord.
>> But I don't know if you know this. Like
I played Counter-Strike professionally
for about two years before that.
>> Really?
>> What? Lord, what?
>> Yeah. I played uh 2000. Did
>> I hear that correctly? What is going on?
>> Yeah. 200
Josh, are you saying we can can we find
clips of you playing professionally?
>> There's like maybe one clip on YouTube
that that that you can watch. I'll show
you after this.
>> Are you still pretty good at FPS's?
>> I was I was really good.
>> I know. But are you still
>> on my old teammates? If you see this,
don't talk trash about me. Okay,
>> good point.
>> Your name is trash. Uh, you can talk
about trash though, but can you still
play? Like, can we hop on Apex Legends
and go?
>> Well, that's a completely different game
than
>> still at least. I'm I'm so washed, dude.
>> Valerant. Jeez. Come on, bro.
>> Raiders.
>> Yeah. It's It's to the point where like
I expect myself to be as good as when I
was like in college. So when I play for
like 30 seconds and I'm so I suck, I
just get so mad cuz I'm so competitive.
>> And we're slower now.
>> Mhm.
>> Slower. Hundreds of milliseconds.
>> So like So yeah. So
>> it's it's embarrassing.
>> I got dialup speeds now going on in my
head.
>> Yeah. So I was playing I was on a team
based out of Maryland and we used to
just do East Coast lands and then we
would travel to Texas and do
international tournaments.
>> Trash. That's so cool. That is no joke.
That's so
>> dude I played like 14 hours a day. It
was so bad
>> during when you do this college. So like
two in the summer time.
>> 2005 2005 2006 dude. So when I was doing
my music thing, I had a laptop and when
we were
>> What's the music thing?
>> We're not going to talk about that. But
when I was on tour, I would bring my
gaming laptop with me and it'll just be
like in some rinky dink hotel and
hopefully they had Wi-Fi and then I
would just practice on bots shooting,
practicing my head shot. They're like,
"What are you doing?" I was like, "I'm
practicing." And then when I came back
from like tour, I would join like my
clan and then start playing again.
>> You be like, "I've been shooting nothing
but heads."
>> Yeah, dude.
>> In a gym. I've been doing only gym work.
>> Dude, you have to you have to be
dedicated to the craft. Like I said, I'm
just I'm like a I'm just I obsess over
things and it's just like it's good and
bad. It's good and bad.
>> I love this. So, we just found out like
five games.
>> That's a lot of lore drops.
>> Yeah, that was good. I love that drop.
>> So, right now though, it's Pokémon Go. I
would say that your Pokémon Go
>> I really
>> Dude, we're talking about like the most
intense first-person shooter of all
time. One of the highest APM games of
all time. The most intense strategy. No,
I just do Pokémon Go.
>> Yeah.
>> I walk around and I go like this.
>> See, I'm actually scared I'm actually
scared to set up my gaming computer
because I will just start playing too
much. So, I actually had a problem where
I gave up games and I was like I was
like, "Okay, I'm playing games too much.
I'm going to stop playing games and I'm
just going to code
>> instead of gaming." Yeah, great.
I haven't done it.
>> And that sounds familiar. Says the three
other people that everyone that has done
that
>> and then like then I like progressed
pretty good in coding. I was like cool.
>> But I was like I want to I want to play
some games.
>> Yep.
>> But man,
>> I'm worried about it. Like that's why I
haven't kicked on the old the old things
is because it was it's dangerous.
>> Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You know
what I mean?
>> Cuz I did do a little a little bit of a
dabble in Fortnite for a while.
>> Oh, I I went through I went through a
Fortnite phase.
>> Yeah. went like a quick 400 hours in
just like a couple months and I was like
I got I got to get out.
>> I was like pretty good at building when
you were able to build. I was like you
like you shoot one bullet at me and I
build a mansion. I'm like
>> a hotel with Wi-Fi is what I I was I was
ready.
>> Dude, I tried to be a Fortnite streamer
for a second and then so I I would have
like the typical like whatever my name
is_TV
>> and then they would I would kill someone
and they'd go into my stream and just
make fun of me and I'm like this is this
is sad.
>> Wait, you had the the what is it? So you
had the like TV
>> you had like your Twitch you had your
Twitch name_TTV.
So when I like body somebody they're
just like they come in. You're whack.
Oh, you're lame. I was like
>> all right. Maybe this game's just too
toxic for me. Maybe I shouldn't do this
anymore.
>> Yeah, Fortnite's so toxic.
>> It's too toxic. He just can go back to
CS.
>> Dude, I played League for a while too
and that was
>> Is there anything like
masters also? No, I actually sucked
really bad at league and it was actually
Could we do a team thing to see can we
get past bronze? Can we get out of
bronze?
>> I could not get out of bronze like in my
head I was like a diamond player. Like I
was like I'm so good.
>> It's my team that's holding me back.
>> Dude,
my team hell is real when it when it
comes to that.
>> Yeah. I tried to get my friend to climb
me out. I was like take my password.
Just give me to like silver or
something, please.
>> Wait, primes play League?
>> No, I've never played League.
>> Okay. Okay. I was like I was like even
you're not
>> I I've definitely met a lot of people
who've decided to have a horrible time.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Know I have I have lots of friends
who are like hopelessly addicted. Like
it's not funny. They don't talk about it
in a happy way. They're like I have an
addiction. I hate it. I play it every
day. I hate it. And I'm like what are
you talking Why do you keep playing?
They go I'm addicted. I'm like to what?
If you keep saying you hate it. Like I
don't fully get the league relationship.
>> Yeah. The the funny thing is like so the
people that I play like Counter-Strike
with, there's like a core group of guys.
They think they can be good at they took
Counter-Strike way further than I did.
Yeah. But um they stay as a group and
they're like, "What game can we play?"
And potentially go
>> pro as a group again. So like Overwatch
>> and all that stuff. So they'll just
always try to find all these games that
are like five player or whatever. Like
how can we go pro? So that's kind of
like how I find out all these other
games and try them out. Yeah.
>> But like when you have that like
competitive mentality, you just want to
be the best at every single one.
>> You just want to like
>> you just want to make them cry. You just
want them to sit there completely
minmaxer. I I've seen this guy before.
>> Yeah,
>> it's nothing better than uh noob
stomping.
>> Dang.
>> I I will say smurfing does like I did I
did only a few times in Halo, but it
does feel good when you're just like,
"All right, I'm going to start up a new
account."
>> Dude, when someone bodies me, I'm like,
"That guy's smurfing. That guy's 100%
smurfing. Who is he?"
>> Yeah, it feels
>> cuz cuz you're in bronze, so
>> they just made a new account and just
crushes me.
>> It feels good. It feels good. Does it
does
>> I used to like to set up in Perfect
Dark, you know, 100 bots on the, you
know, a meat.
>> Perfect Dark.
>> First off, you can only have at max
eight bots on the Nintendo 64 Perfect
Dark. And I prefer Judge Sim.
>> Did you ever play 007?
>> Wrong. You could have way more. I think
that's number one console. Okay. Okay.
Perfect Dark.
>> Yeah. Began, did you play 007 with the
golden gun?
>> I mean, I did, but I play I was a
Perfect Dark person cuz 7 compared to it
sucks. Like Perfect Dark is like the
same.
>> So lame.
>> What are you It's literally 1 million
times better. In the original Perfect
Dark, the maximum simulant count uh in
the combat simulator is eight, allowing
up to four human players and eight bots,
12 in total, as I said, because I played
Perfect Dark easily to let me see what
you're searching. How did you get that
answer? Oh, guys, he's using the AI
overview for that. Oh yeah, the AI
overview is real. Who are you going to
believe?
>> Uh, would you like me to go to game
frequently asked questions?
>> Games.com. Oh, well, let's go. Actually,
that's one of my old That's actually
speaking of old video games. I used to
live on that site.
>> Dang.
>> I I actually used to go to cheat code.
That was more my site.
>> Dude, Game Shark. Did you ever get into
any of the Game Shark cheating?
>> No. No. No. Game Shark would require
buying a device. And as a child,
>> so exciting though.
>> Sadly, I had the my my uh I grew up with
what do you call them? Abusive parents.
And so they wouldn't let us have any
games that weren't educational. And so
they
>> Is that what you classify as abuse?
>> His parents wouldn't celebrate his
birthday either. So I know I got those
devices.
>> I didn't.
>> I remember when I thought you guys were
joking. Oh my god.
>> Yeah. So So yeah, no birthdays. And then
no, I wasn't getting video games. So I
had to buy I I had to buy everything
myself. So for the uh Super uh SNES, I
was able to successfully over the
lifetime of our system, we were able to
acquire three games. Uh it took a
They're $60.
>> The games were actually more expensive
back then than they are today.
>> They're $60 each. Uh so Donkey Kong
Country 1, which I still over and over
so gooding. Still a good game.
>> Uh this is so bad. And I thought it was
the other Kirby game. I saw a friend
playing a Kirby game. It looks so fun. I
saved up forever and then bought it at
Sears.
>> Kirby game's terrible.
>> No. Well, like I didn't even get the
right one. I bought uh the the the bean
Kirby one. The Kirby like it's um
Tetris.
>> So I got it and there's like Dreamland.
>> No, not Dreamland. It was I can't
remember what it's called. And guess
what? I still play it all the time right
now. The only game that I'm good at. And
so I'm like this is all I have.
>> Is it like a Dr. Mario type?
>> Yes, Dr. Mario. It's exactly Dr. Mario.
And then the last one, which my dad did
help with Ken Griffy Jr. Baseball, he's
like, "Okay, Ken, you're gonna be
playing if you're gonna play games."
>> I played Ken Griffy Jr. actually. That
was a good game.
>> So that was all I was able to acquire
for the SNES for the lifetime of me
having it. No extra games. So I only
have played three games, but I'm very
good at them. And then once I got
>> that, that matches your personality
better. Anyways, though, what do you
mean by that? I mean, Began plays
exactly the same thing over and over and
over forever.
>> It's how I became I became a speedrunner
cuz I just played Donkey Kong Country
over and over and over. It beat it
faster. Beat it faster. Beat it faster.
And then I once I learned what
speedrunning was. I'm like that thing I
do. It was literally like
>> how fast can you beat Well, I mean like
what's the record on Donkey Kong?
>> Oh, it's so fast. It's so fast. I got I
used to know the actual stats of it.
>> Is there like bugs to where you can skip
levels like Mario?
>> Yeah, there it's not. No, it's not quite
as crazy in Donkey Kong, but yeah, there
are crazy skips. There's actually a guy
Void that I watch on um Twitch pretty
often, like working on that record and
the I play that game and then uh Don
Country 2, which I did not own as a
child,
>> but I bought as an adult and I play a
lot.
>> He reconed his life and bought it.
>> DK2 has like the little one, the little
dude.
>> His name is Well, first of all, Diddy is
in both games, but Dixie is in is in uh
uh Diddy was in those games.
>> Yeah. You know, they No. This is
actually one of the saddest.
>> Wait, hold on. Did he have an island?
>> Yeah, he did. He did. Actually, I don't
know if you know, but in the Donkey Kong
Country universe, Don Kong universe,
they've been trying to erase Diddy from
it, I think, because of the Diddy. No,
they keep mentioning Diddy.
>> Diddy parties in
>> Exactly. They're afraid of like
>> it just everything sounds bad with Diddy
in the name.
>> I completely forgot. I completely forgot
Diddy Kong.
>> I did you Were you the one that showed
me the Joel Javier or whatever it is
cartoon of the Donkey Kong one with
>> Donkey Kong 64? Yeah. No, the the actual
games I had growing up that games that
my parents bought me is I played in
Carter 95. You ever play that? Someone
out there had in Carter 95.
>> Explain to me.
>> That's an educational game, isn't it?
>> There's not It's not a game. It's an
encyclopedia that you load into your
computer and it's got a couple games
that So, I have the encyclopedia games
with like my compact crarario or
something and I used to go hard on
those.
>> Oh, that's all I was going nuts.
>> I was going Yeah. When you said it, I
was like that's an educational thing.
>> No, no, that's my parents only would buy
educate. So, I had that I played this is
bad. the only like one Math Blaster. I
don't know if you know, but Math
Blaster, there's like 30 of them for
math.
>> I had all I had Math Blaster Calculus 2
or whatever. The plot progresses in the
Math Blaster universe, too. So,
>> they're in the same universe across the
different games.
>> 100% 100%. And you visit an island full
of monkeys and then in the monkey. Okay.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> And Cardo is a Diddy Island.
>> Yeah. No, there there was a whole Yeah.
Yeah. But a lot of educational games.
And then I remember finally, you know,
getting old enough to go over to
friend's house and be like, "Cool, what
kind of games you got? You guys got
Incard? guys got I'm like, "We're
playing Super Mario World." I was like,
"Oh my god, this is actually fun." And
I'm like, "Oh, a game." But I was like,
"Where are the quiz questions? That
doesn't make any sense. The games I play
are all you watch a little video and
then they ask you,
>> hey, what was number seven's job?"
>> And also, that's what I'm very very bad
at games. And I would go over to friends
houses and I'm like so bad, so
sheltered.
>> I can't participate. And then once like
people got into like the first person
shooters in Halo, they're like, "Began,
you can't play like you can't be on our
team for Halo." Like it was like, "Okay,
Prime is so good. Began can be with
Prime." That's how it all I was always
paired with someone to nerf them and it
was like and yeah. So
>> yeah. All right, let's go.
>> I always had the problem of I'd play
Halo, especially Halo 3 with because I
played with the internet and so then I
was like, "Oh, like let's do a land
party. It lasted for like 30 minutes and
everyone would go,
>> let's do something else." No,
>> it's like not fun anymore.
>> Be like a one on four and I just be
like, "All right, everybody just
>> I've gone through that scenario."
>> Yeah.
>> All right, go.
>> All right, teach.
>> Okay, trash along. I I'll go I'll do a
little bit of a like a deeper dive into
the past. The game that I played
probably the most ever was Dota 2.
>> Also, I didn't realize
>> Dota was too hard for me.
>> Too hard? Yeah, that makes sense. League
player. Yeah.
>> Wait, wait, hold on. When you say deep
past, are you talking about uh Warcraft
3 Dota or like when did you Okay. When
did you start on Dota? Just
>> I started playing Dota. Yeah.
>> You know what I used to do? I would like
since like I would try to play and I
would keep overriding the courier or
something.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah.
>> Now everybody has their own courier
trash. So you wouldn't even be the
person.
Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. I know you're still
waiting to read the patch notes, but
>> I need that version cuz I was awful.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> That was probably the game that I played
like the most of. I played that through
college and like
>> for quite a while.
>> They always had good prize pools. Did
you watch like the competitions and
everything?
>> That was fun. That was like
>> I would I would watch the the
competitions but I couldn't play it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. That was actually what was
funny was I just first saw a video from
Prime which is what eventually got me
into streaming and stuff on Twitch doing
programming things,
>> but I was only aware of Twitch as a
means to watch professional Dota 2.
>> Oh, really? It's funny.
>> Yeah. Like I was like
>> the site where they have the
international the guys on here doing
programming.
>> That sounds insane.
>> Well, check it out. They they have
programming on the hot tub streamer side
weird experience. That's how we stumbled
into
>> question. Uh I I know nothing about Dota
other than I played it for Warcraft 3.
So that's like my knowledge is so dated.
>> Um which I even know what Dota stands
for. Not a lot of people. Defense of the
I know that was a good Warcraft 3, baby.
Uh but
>> do people also hate their lives like
they do with League? Cuz League and Dota
are very similar in some sense. I think
it's a So I had fun playing Dota.
>> Okay.
>> But I think it's probably I don't know
if you think this trash. I think league
players hate their lives more often than
Yeah.
>> What makes League hateable?
>> What makes League hatable? I think it's
>> the community. It's the community.
>> Yeah. Everyone
>> league players in the comments, you can
just probably agree. Yeah.
>> It's my team. You're the problem.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's because everyone
thinks they're I mean
>> everyone thinks they're good.
>> Everyone thinks they're good. Yeah. I
don't really know why it is.
>> Oh, it's it's Twitter.
>> I think the other thing for it too for
League
>> human is there's like stuff you can do
to unlock characters and like get new
new or her what do they call they call
them characters or heroes in League?
What do they call the the people?
>> I don't even know. I erased that game
from my memory.
>> Sadness.
>> Legends. I think they're legends.
>> Are they? I don't know.
>> It is League
>> League of Legends. Dang. Okay. I don't
know. Well, the the people that you can
play as you like unlock them. And so I
think that makes people feel like sunk
cost fallacy for it maybe. So they get
stuck hating that they spend all this
time or money to unlock characters.
Whereas for Dota it's always like all
the characters are always free.
>> Gotcha.
>> So then maybe there's something
>> you just like buy skins or something. Is
that how
>> Yeah, skins is the only thing.
>> Dude, I bought so many skins.
>> Quick question though.
>> Did you watch League of Legends the
cartoon?
>> I watched the first season. Yeah.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Oh, you're talking about like the
Netflix one.
>> Yeah. What's it called again?
>> League of Legends. Oh my goodness there,
bro.
>> Arcane. You're talking about Arcane.
Yeah, Arcane. Arcane.
>> Good save. That was close.
>> Subtitle. League of Legends.
>> Oh, is it?
>> League of Legends is funny.
>> I never watched it because I hate that
game. So,
>> okay. Smart.
>> Don't And don't really heard it was
good.
>> When was the last time you played Dota
though? So, like how long ago was this
addiction?
>> How long you been clean?
>> I'm trying to think. I don't think I
played since I had kids probably. So, at
least 5 years.
>> That's probably for the best. Yeah, it
was. Well, it was like I really like I
had fun.
>> You choose one. You choose.
>> I play I played the game and I had fun.
Okay. Thanks, Josh.
>> Thanks, Josh.
>> Don't Don't mind me.
>> We're not. It's okay. Uh like it didn't
matter whether I won or lost. Like I had
fun playing the game and I enjoyed even
like trying to grind rank and ranked and
stuff. So, it was like I I would have
just played all the time if I had the
option. So, it was like okay that
probably I have to just be like done
with that. So then I stopped playing for
like a decent amount of time. I think
around when I was done with college and
then I just played like uh some fun
games with my friends occasionally after
that for a while and I just was like I
won't play ranked cuz then I'll want to
play like a lot.
>> Um and Dota has a mode I don't know if
League has one similar called turbo
>> where it's like basically the game you
get like more money and more experience
more quickly.
>> So you can play the game in closer to
2x. Yeah. Like the game speed itself is
still the same, right? It's like, you
know, you want to cast a stun. It's not
like it flies twice as fast or something
like that. But then that was what I
would always play with my friends cuz we
would play like a game in 15 to 30
minutes. I was like, "Oh, that's chill."
Like that's a lot more fun than like
occasionally getting stuck for like an
hour.
>> Um, so an hour.
>> Yeah. For one game.
>> Yeah. Halo minutes, which is
>> That's the part with that's hard to even
like grab
so fun, I feel like, is because it's
like
>> when it's competitive.
>> Yeah. Yeah. And you know,
>> but then when you lose after all that
time, you're like, "What am I?"
>> Make people hate their life is cuz you
have to spend an hour
>> to lose 25 elo. That's what you see. The
red minus 25. That does not
>> Well, it's also It's also worse when you
know you're going to lose in the first 5
minutes, but you have to wait like 20
minutes to surrender and you're just
like, I don't even know what I'm
playing. Then everyone starts griefing
and feeding.
>> Actually, I think the other thing League
still has surrender, right?
>> I don't think you can surrender till
like 20 minutes.
>> Yeah. Okay. But you can concede. I'm
saying in Dota you can't concede. I
think that's another thing that makes
Dota less toxic is cuz soon as something
goes wrong in League, concede, bros,
bros. Bros, concede. And then everyone's
like angry. Everyone's disagreeing. So
you just stay in the game and then if
you leave, you can't
>> do that. And if someone like just like
griefs or does other stuff, they'll get
like bad stuff happen to their account
or like you try and throw the game
intentionally, people can report you and
stuff. So then a lot of times like I had
plenty of games playing Dota where
minutes one through 20 you were like
>> we lost. Yeah.
>> No matter what. And then you know you're
you're just playing with other bad
people. So they do something stupid.
They like try and dive into your base
and kill you and stuff. They give you
you end up getting like 5,000 gold. Your
your team
>> and then you start carrying.
>> Your team your team picked no support
characters only. On only I'm the attack
guy. Me I'm attack guy. I know we had
four attack guys. I pick attack, but
>> if they go and die and then give you a
bunch of money and now it's minute 25,
you're like, "Oh, now we have five
insane late game characters, we'll win."
So like that happened plenty of times
like playing Dota, which I think that
might be that was one of the other
things that I always thought made a big
difference in like the psychology of the
game cuz you have a button you can press
>> to say let's be done as opposed to the
only way we lose is when they beat like
they destroy the Yeah. Yeah. M I'm
trying to think the last game I played a
lot of hours was Breath of the Wild.
>> Oh, nice.
>> I'm just about to beat Tears of the
Kingdom.
>> Oh, you're Oh, really? I stopped. I I
was loving it and then I stopped. But I
beat Breath of the Wild and loved it.
>> I was completely different seven times.
Wow.
>> When I played Breath of the Wild, I
think that was actually pre-kids cuz it
was so long ago and I was like, I'm
going to do the same thing and I was
like already on kid 2. Yeah.
>> Played for like 5 minutes. I was like,
I'm going to sleep. I was like I was
like I was like I can't even. So it's
just sitting on my Switch. I was like I
just don't have the energy. Tears of the
Kingdom is kind of sad in the sense that
you get you you go through and you're
beaten everything. You get through like
the four it's the same it's like the
same game again. You get through your
four things. The story is really
monotonous and then you go and fight
Ganon and then you fight like his like
little buddies Ganondorf's buddies and
then the story is just like oh well you
got to figure out where the fifth guy is
and then there's just no information.
You're just like I don't know. So I'm
just like wandering around the gloom
right now down in the like there's no
information. Apparently there's like 15
story parts you have to go figure out by
talking to random people. It's a good
game to wander in though. I like
>> I know, but I'm too old for that [ __ ]
>> Yeah. The one thing I didn't like about
the game was you you can like fly on
this little metal thing and you can like
attach
>> Yeah, that's fun.
>> I couldn't figure out how to fly. So, I
would just fall off. Like I would put on
the edge and I would just go
>> You have to get enough speed.
>> You have to balance it.
>> Yeah. You have to like slide down
something, right? But I would be on I
would be like on a island with no ramps.
>> Wait, you know you know you know you can
get a little like handle that you put on
it.
>> There's a handle you can get handles.
You put it on and
>> literally I didn't know that that one
thing made me quit.
>> Yeah, I had the fans and I would put it
I would literally be on the edge have
the fans on.
>> What about the two engines?
>> Yeah.
>> That's what made me stop playing to be
honest. Literally that mechanic.
>> Well, it is a totally like typical Zelda
games. Oh, great story. We're fighting
this and this one it's like cool
engineering mostly. Just sit here and
just you can make just a totally
different world.
>> Let me play.
>> I will say the game that I've been
playing the most recently is Slay.
That's like if I'm I'll play like part
of game. The other thing I like for Slay
is like if I have 10 minutes I can play
one and then I just pause and pick it up
the next day.
>> Does that mean you guys like Hearthstone
then? Cuz Hearstone's like a Warcraft.
>> Never played Hearthstone but I think I
would have probably liked it. Yeah,
>> cuz you guys like that universe
apparently.
>> I never played any Warcraft before. I've
>> never been a fan of deck builder games
in general.
>> We were all Batro boys right before
that. I still still am Batro Boy. I mean
you did you never do any Bro at all?
Trash.
>> I never did any deck building games in
general.
>> Oh my god. Just do
>> I don't get it. I don't get it. That's
cuz you've never had a good deck.
>> Every time I watch you all play, I don't
get it.
>> No, no. Once you build one good deck and
it starts popping off, you'll go, I get
it. And then you'll be chasing that
feeling until you have a totally new
deck and then you have two feelings
you're chasing. Then you build a third
deck. Now you're chasing three feelings.
It is You've never It's fun. It can be
really, really fun.
>> Really satisfying
>> to get like an allnatural E plus all
natural.
>> You know, so frustrating that ran out.
>> He's a Pokemon collector.
>> Uh oh, trash
>> who uh is like I don't like card games.
Like what are you talking about? number
one ruining hobby. Okay,
>> he just wants to see he just wants to
scalp us.
>> All right, so games that we're excited
for. For me, the two big ones that I'm
really excited for is actually trying to
build something that's engineering into
either Minecraft or Terraria. I think
that's just going to be fun.
>> Sick. I actually think there's something
really a really fun idea of like can you
actually make a web server
>> and like Cloudflare tunnel it out and
actually like okay, this thing's serving
real traffic.
>> This is a fully real game. The other one
that I want to try, but I don't think we
can get enough people or there exists
such a thing. But it's similar to the
idea I had a while ago. It would be fun
to try and do one iteration of like chat
GPT by hand, like do the matrix
multiplication. It would be hilarious to
get like 50,000 people on a Minecraft
server and then you do you try and like
have them flip the levers of a neuron
>> and then do an LL.
>> Can we we could do you know like the
Minsk handwriting? You can do like a
simple MLP. It's just like, hey, this is
just like a four layer MLP. Or we can
even do an RBF, which is a single layer.
So you could actually like really get
>> funny. Yeah. Yeah.
>> And they have to hand calculate out the
radial basis function.
>> Yeah.
>> I have no idea what you guys just said
right now, but I'm going to nod my head.
>> Sounds cool.
>> Sounds cool.
>> The best part about video games is
implementing LLMs inside of them.
>> Well, yeah. But the hard part about that
is that uh the neurons fire with a float
floating values whereas you have just
like on and off.
>> You can make we could yeah there's a way
of making floats in
>> Yeah, I guess you could just have like
five switches and it really represents
like two to the uh negative 1 two to
thegative2 two to eight switches and
then they each everyone's got a U and
eight.
>> Yeah, but then but it's all a point,
right? It's all less than one.
>> Yeah, right.
>> That's what I'm saying. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Two to the negative 1 to two to
the beautiful.
>> Okay. Prime. You also have to be excited
about it's literally like the biggest
moment in a long time.
>> I know that's I actually would rather do
that. I think that would be be a very
great thing to start with.
>> Hand handwritten recognition.
>> Okay.
>> In Minecraft or something like that. It
would be fun to do some investigation.
>> So, as long as we can build that before
Slay the Spire 2 comes out, we're good
to go.
>> That's what we need to do.
>> We just have to start it now before Slay
2 comes out because honestly, I think
all of us can transition. No more
programming content anymore.
>> Only Slay 2.
>> Slay the Spire 2 content.
>> When is that? Is that actually coming
out? I think it's coming out this year.
I don't remember what.
>> I I'm actually very worried that it's
springtime, which is a very I'm very
worried it's springtime.
>> I love being I love being worried that a
video game is coming out.
>> And then the worst part is then GTA 6
and I mean we're going to have to role
play very hard.
>> Wait, wait. GTA 6. I thought they
delayed till 2027 at least.
>> I think you're right.
>> They did delay it again.
>> Prime. Okay. Okay. There there is a
nonzero chance that
GTA 6 will be delayed enough years that
we will have an AI powerful enough just
to make GTA 6. Like is that going to
happen?
>> Honestly, that's what they're doing.
They probably don't actually have anyone
working for the company technology,
didn't they?
>> Right. Someone deleted the backups and
the git repo and everything and they're
like,
>> "Okay, well, here's our chance. We can
either tell everyone we lost the game or
>> are they running into Ralph? We wait for
Opus 37.5 and codeex 19 and we say
>> make me GTA 6. No mistakes.
>> No mistakes. Did you Did you guys
actually play the GTA?
>> I play like I play the early go.
>> I didn't play any Beacon.
>> They're saying that early access could
very well be in March 2026.2.
I was worried that there was a spring
launch. See, it's not even spring.
That's the worst part. It's actually
>> That's soon, bro. That's soon.
>> We better make a lot of videos.
>> We have April.
>> We got to keep up for 6 months, bro. We
got Yeah, there's going to be an issue.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Well,
>> that's the one I'm excited for. Slay
too. I thought Bolantra was supposed to
get some updates this year, too.
>> Uh there was there's just a like Yeah,
another patch update. It was going to
be, I believe, in the winter, and he
says, "Hey, it's going to take a little
bit longer. No big deal." No,
>> that would be fun. I would be excited to
see some new
>> Bellatro.
Yeah, I'm down for that.
>> Yeah, there's a new Dota 2 hero, but I'm
not going to test him out.
>> He's a frog.
>> Okay, cool.
>> I hate frogs. Yeah,
>> there are a couple there are a couple
other goofy games I've seen just like
being on like my Twitter. I've seen that
I've put on my list like
>> Oh, dude. JB Blows game. I want to play
JL right of the Sinking Star.
>> Yes.
>> I think we should all play it.
>> That's a cool game.
>> No, we're it's a it's a puzzle game. So,
we're going to find out who's actually
the smartest. Finally,
>> we're going to be doing speedrunning
against each other on Right.
>> Yes. No, the other one I saw I saw it on
uh uh Twitter and I'm gonna find it, but
it was a mind sweeper rogike and I don't
know if you know, but I'm really good at
mind sweeper. I could never beat that
game.
>> Once you once you
>> I could never beat that game.
>> Well, once you learn the rules, it's
like, you know, pattern recognition, you
get faster and f and soon you don't even
>> rules. It tells you the numbers.
>> I didn't I didn't have the patience to
like figure out. I'm just like one uh
>> I don't know. It's a guessing game of
some sort. I was literally guessing
numbers are lower over here, higher over
here. I was guesstimating like I would
click until like you hit one where it
like reveals like most of it and then it
gets kind of hard after that. Oh my god.
>> That's once it reveals that's where it
gets easy that gives you the information
on what to press. It will tell you what
to press.
>> I didn't have the patience like search
mind sweeper rogike. I'll send you a
link later. What about you? Anything
exciting coming out this year for you or
you we'll let you substitute out from a
game into a Pokemon event.
>> Any Pokemon?
>> Any Pokemon releases? Do they Pokemon
releases are full schedule for the year?
>> No, I know. So, Pokemon's coming out.
There's like two sets coming out like in
the next month to three months.
>> Okay.
>> So, I got to get in on that.
>> Of course. Of course.
>> Uh, but in terms of games, I'm like one
of those, you know, are you like one of
those people that just listen to the
same music from like when you're in high
school?
>> 1,000%.
>> Yeah. That's how I am with game. That's
how I am with games. So, I'm like, I'll
just play Starcraft again. You know what
I mean? Sick.
>> You know what I'm saying? RTS event.
That will be fun.
>> Starcraft is like the classics when it
comes to music. It's good.
>> We're Command and Conquer. You the one.
You the one. I played a lot of Red
Alert,
>> dude. Me too.
>> Yeah. The coils.
>> The one I played the most. Age of
>> Empires 3.
>> See, I was at AoE 2.
>> I played AoE. I never played AoE, but I
like three.
>> My Okay. Can I tell you my favorite Age
of Empire story?
>> Yeah, of course.
>> So, me and my roommates, we'd all do big
Age of Empire battles and it came down
to just three of us left.
>> Yeah.
>> Or it was two on two. And one one group,
he was new, so he barely had an army.
And then we had the other group that was
not doing so well. So, we're just like,
"All right, hey, we're going to we're
going to destroy the first guy." And
we're very excited about this. So, we
come and we just completely wipe out the
first guy. Yeah.
>> And then as we were doing that, the
other one was just like, "Oh, man. Can I
like become your ally? Can we do all
this?" And we're like, "Sure." So, he
becomes our ally,
>> but we're like not his ally, so he can't
attack us. And we start killing him,
>> and he just can't attack them. And and
then all of his units run up to us and
then peacefully protest as we just
>> did. I love backstabbing people.
>> I kill you. And we're like, "Oh no, you
just stand."
>> Backstabbing people was so funny.
>> My favorite AoE2 thing was began going
to love this cuz he loves that I was uh
a good student in in school and had
different experiences than he did in
high school.
>> Um
>> we call those nerds.
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, my my AP my my AP
calculus class uh
>> he mentions AP calculus like 10 times a
day, guys.
>> Yeah, that's so true, Vegan. Um I took
when I was a junior, but most of the
class was senior. So, there's like three
of us.
>> We get it. You're smart, D.
>> There's three of us left.
>> He can't help himself.
>> It's important to the story.
>> And I ended up teaching the class.
>> No, not in that one. I had a good AP.
>> I had a good AP Cal teacher. So
seniors get out early. I don't know if
they did this at your thing where it's
just like they're done with school
before everyone else.
>> I didn't take AP Cal. I don't know.
>> No, I'm saying they were lit. They just
literally just graduated and were done
with school like a few weeks before
everyone else.
>> Yeah, we we
don't really know why. It seems weird.
>> You got to go to school the whole year.
Oh, I guess you guys were dumber.
>> Yeah, you did. So, anyways, so it's just
our teacher and us three. So, I figured
out how to get AOE2 on a USB, just a
regular USB stick with no like you
didn't have to install or do anything
like just the executable on there. So,
we would just get the like computers
from a computer rack and go bring them
into class and we just play AOE 2 for
the rest of the year with our with our
teacher and we put it Oh, three of us
and the teacher. I'm saying and he would
just like, "Yeah, let's put it up on the
projector."
>> And for you, too, basically.
>> Well, in that class, I'm saying cuz
there was no
>> She was the only junior, right? There's
Yeah, there was there was me and two
other juniors. There was no one else
just for that class. I'm like, what are
you supposed to do? We already took the
We already took the AP exam. We did
everything else. So, we just got to play
Age of Empires 2 for How did your two
weeks? What people were you?
>> I like playing the Brits cuz I like
spamming longbows.
>> Dude, I was about to say you're going to
be a longbow.
>> Hey, you know what? I have to say to
you, buddy.
>> I don't understand.
>> I don't understand.
>> That's where the middle finger comes
from. They'd draw it with these two and
they That's why you when you watch
British people count they go like this
one two because this is f you
>> because the French would
>> cut off the fingers from the long bow
men.
>> Oh,
>> that's where our middle finger comes
from.
>> That's a new lore. That's a new lore.
>> Well, I just like the long bow guys that
could shoot from far away. So that was
>> conscript I will say conscription with
with the long bows and the upgrade is
pretty good.
>> That's what I liked. So there you go.
That's my AOE 2 story. But I always
found them I always found the monogous
unit type of just doing gigantic uh
>> Well, you couldn't just spam them. I
mean, people just build some horses and
then you die.
>> I know, but I that's what I wanted was
200 on
200 only long bows walking towards
people and every time something showed
up on the screen, they just died before.
Very very exciting. Okay.
>> I like when you got so many that you
couldn't select like you couldn't
actually select them all,
>> right? Yeah. You had to get them in
multiple like control groups. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Mhm. I love uh so anyways I
knew beginning make fun of me because of
that story but how it's I that's
whatever it's fun
>> we we get it we get it high school is
like he walked in a class
>> teacher asked a question answered it
right away says whoa whoa whoa why don't
you just teach and he came up there and
then
>> it did happen that did happen literally
Hermione
>> yeah heard yeah
>> that's actually a pretty good analogy
unfortunately for me that's a pretty
good analogy really unfortunately
>> did you watch Lord of the Rings
>> yeah so the two um
>> how could YOU SHOCKED BY THE QUESTION.
>> WELL, I'm saying Battle of the Helms
Deep, like when the elves come at the
end.
>> And then they're just shooting all the
arrows. It's like
>> I'm like all about arrow warfare.
>> Yes.
>> He was so you were making fun of him
calling him Hermione and you just saved
>> about the arrows. Thanks, Trash, bro. I
appreciate that.
>> I think you guys understand like how ner
like just like stuff. It was so cool.
>> Are you a little disappointed that the
Battle of Helms Deep did not feature any
of the ants
>> as they did in the book?
>> Yeah, I mean it's fine.
It's not the biggest deal. My biggest
thing is just
>> be thankful for what you got.
>> Okay, dude. I watched the I watched the
battle of Helms's Deep like 300 times.
Like my favorite
>> My favorite scene is when the ladder
comes down and they all start spreading
away. That's like that was a very
>> I've like examined everything frame by
frame just to see like when they get
smashed by the rocks like how like are
they actually getting smashed by the
rocks?
>> They did. They actually killed real orcs
for that. I know.
>> Well, trash are you going to see? You
know, it's in theaters again, right?
Lord of the Rings extended edition is in
theaters. Oh, like right now.
>> I haven't been to a movie theater in
years.
>> I know. I actually if if it's still in
there next weekend, like I'm going to
try to go with the kids.
>> Me, too. Me, too. With the kids.
>> With the kids.
>> I got to find some kids.
>> And with that,
>> I was like, what? All right. Now, it's
just weird.
>> All right. Hey, thank you very much for
joining us on this very special episode
of the standup. Uh, hopefully this
lightened your loafers a little. I don't
think that's the right phrase. I don't
THINK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT that mean.
>> Hopefully this lightened your load. I
don't think it's also How about just How
about we hopefully we made you laugh in
the mood?
>> Take some time to occasionally relax.
>> Go ahead, Brian.
>> Uh TJ, thank you for saying it so
eloquently and thank you for being a
teacher's pet. I always appreciate that.
He's the only junior here. He is the
junior. Obviously, the
>> teacher's pet. I just
>> He was the teacher.
>> I was friends with He was just a pet.
>> I was friends with them. Okay.
>> I wasn't their pet. Yeah. We were like
best friends.
>> We were like best friends. Okay.
True. All right. Thank you very much for
watching. We have vegan, we have trash,
we have TJ, and the name is the
primogen. Thank you.
>> See you everybody. Bye.
>> See you next week. Hold up today.
Five pot coating errors on my screen.
Terminal coffee
and
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The podcast diverges from tech news to explore the hosts' favorite video games. Beegan enthusiastically discusses Terraria, a 2D Minecraft-like game, and his ventures into using ChatGPT for in-game circuit design, including an ambitious 33-bit computer project. Prime shares his love for Slay the Spire as a mental escape, contrasting it sharply with his disdain for "toilet games" like Candy Crush. Trash reveals a surprising past as a professional Counter-Strike and high-ranking Starcraft 2 player, yet his current go-to is Pokémon Go. The conversation also delves into Beegan's frustrating Magic the Gathering strategies involving infinite loops, TJ's comparison of Dota 2 and League of Legends' toxic communities, and a humorous anecdote from Josh about playing Age of Empires II in high school AP Calculus class. The hosts also touch upon upcoming game releases and ambitious, non-traditional gaming projects.
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