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excited today because For the First Time

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In All in history we have a comedian we

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trth real comedian someone that knows

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how to make good jokes all right true

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Andrew I feel like that was a dick to me

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but okay Andrew Schultz is here how we

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do boys thank you for having me Schultz

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pleasure you just you go a you're on a

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heater right now you took time to come

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on the all-in Pod thank you for doing

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that of course your Netflix special yes

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is crushing it top 10 around the world

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it's called life l i pretty cool it's

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about your low sperm tell us yeah I I am

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the face of

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sperm so which that's kind of like crazy

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because you've got a mustache of a 70s

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porn star how is I think I'm

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overcompensating you know I think I got

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to trick people with the stash but in

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reality yeah yeah the balls you're

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firing blanks dude just pure it's bad

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yeah it's h this special is so good this

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special thank you for watching man I

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appreciate it we all watched it we it's

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hilarious and um you got three old guys

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here who also have had to deal with some

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of these issues we've all had you guys

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have IVF you guys do IVF for the babies

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chamat do you want to be honest here or

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you are you on natural did you hit the

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three from hefc Court logo shot what

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happened my first four kids were natural

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my fifth was IVF okay yeah I don't think

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we're surprised there's like two billion

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of you guys you know it it's it's easy

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to get the job done bro you know there

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was a there was a period there was a

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period after the Facebook IPO I swear to

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God I would look at chicks on Instagram

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and get him pregnant it was really it

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was brutal are they coming to collect

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hope not how many settlements you got

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your how many ndas uh all right freeberg

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like yeah we're off to a hot start here

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freeberg you look like you have a low

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sperm count but you have a fourth kit on

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the way but uh apparently what's the

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story are you own natural this is for

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the first time ever nobody knew this

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breaking news freeberg own natural with

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your 3.5 babies

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100% 100% wow a vegan who's shooting

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with a sniper rifle I love I don't

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believe it I don't believe it I'll find

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you guys a great study about veganism

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and libido is that right yeah very

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impressive what does it do reduce the

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woman's exactly

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exactly oh my God I know a place with

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the best roast

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cauliflower let your winners

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ride Rainman

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David and inste we open sourc it to the

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fans and they've just gone crazy with

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iten by the way can I just tell you how

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much I hate cauliflower everywhere I go

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that is the dish I had it for dinner

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last night main course yeah it's the

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main

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course La except it's disgusting there's

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two things they offer you portabello

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mushroom and roasted cauliflower that's

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what Sean does every time you show up at

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the house are you are you a impossible

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meat guy no I don't like that stuff it's

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gross not for me okay okay yeah by the

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way want to hear a quick science corner

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so you know how we talked about yamanaka

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factors there's a roaring

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yes wow he's like yeah I don't care Andy

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this is anyway sure let me let me let me

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hit this real quick because I know we're

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never goingon to get to it because you

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guys just [ __ ] around talking about

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politics science talk

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Shel usit us you know how you can use

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yanaka factors we talked about these to

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basically turn a cell into a stem cell

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right of course what goes on the lab

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Andrew you're familiar with the yamanaka

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everybody knows about the yamanaka

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factors you've been all over it for a

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while dude I've seen squid game yeah

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absolutely now there's you think I don't

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know about the yamanaka factor come

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we're not gonna get I can tell you we're

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not yamanaka Factor everybody knows you

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didn't visit the yamanaka factory when

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you were in Koto I went to the yamanaka

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factory and I swear to God I guy showed

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up 15 minutes late and he stabbed

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himself in the stomach right there right

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there he killed himself right there yeah

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it's called s exactly s Soko in under a

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minute okay never mind we'll come back

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to

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theal so the interesting work going on

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right now is you basically can take any

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cell from a person's body turn it into a

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stem cell and then turn that stem cell

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ultimately into an egg cell so you no

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longer need to go Harvest eggs and so

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you don't need to actually go get the

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eggs from the woman you can make eggs

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from skin cells for example so in the

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next couple of years there's you know

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there's a few little technical

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breakthroughs that are happening right

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now that will enable this where F

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fertility clinics may end up just taking

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a little bit of your skin cell creating

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stem cells creating egg cells and that's

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how we're going to end up doing IVF in

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the future at any age so you can make

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eggs at any age and you can ultimately

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produce Offspring at any age you don't

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need to actually have active healthy

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eggs and this you like that one right

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fantastic because this is a work around

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for the people that are trying to uh ban

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IVF because of the abortion protocol

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they're Bas because they basically light

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Bel uh begins a conception is part of

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their belief right but and the idea you

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could take one egg cell you could take

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one SP make a fered egg yeah but those

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people don't know but like what you do

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with IVF is you try to harvest as many

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as you possibly can because not all of

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them are viable and it's a pretty brutal

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process for the woman to go through but

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if you could just grab something from

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the skin you'd have almost unlimited

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when a woman is born she has all her

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eggs in her body and as she ages those

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eggs get depleted and eventually she

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doesn't have very good viable eggs left

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over so this gets around that problem of

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not having viable eggs we can be very

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selective about the eggs and so there's

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a future here in the next couple of

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years where fertility becomes a simpler

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hopefully easier and more widely

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available service than it is today where

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it's really challenging technically and

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you've got to go do something that's

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invasive and you know you've got to hope

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that there's good healthy eggs and

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there's a good number of eggs and so on

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and so forth so really interesting

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awesome this is awesome SCH did they sit

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you down and give you like the embryos

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that that were viable in the grades and

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the gender and you pick one and what did

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you pick we just pick the best so this

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is a lot of pressure on that first one

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like all the other kids afterwards I

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feel like don't have as much yeah come

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out of the gate strong have a good first

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quarter and then whatever 100% it's all

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good so I gotta ask you wait you didn't

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say if you had I was about to I'm about

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to put it out there I didn't have IVF

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okay but the first time we had the first

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kid wife says hey we're ovul I'm

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ovulating I said put me in the game boom

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first shot half court logo pregnant wow

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bang then she says I want to wait before

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I have the next one you know it's a

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little traumatic to have a kid and she

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waits six years then we try for a year

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nothing for one year so now I'm like man

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we waited too long it's a lot of

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pressure you you talk about this in the

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special it's like for women this is

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anxiety producing so she's like you you

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got to go get checked out and this is

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when the most humiliating day of my life

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occurred I don't know Andy what what it

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was like when you went but uh they found

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all these grifters can they can they

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identify grifters through the microscope

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no no no I walk in and the thing opens

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and there's three women at the counter

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at at the reception and they're like hey

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Jason calacanis you're here to give a

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you know to and I'm like yeah I

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am and then they walk you to a room oh

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that's the spookiest thing yeah yeah

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they walk you to a room and then they

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open it up and it's like some nightmare

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scenario where there's a Motel Eight

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room and there's a couch that's about

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three feet three feet wide and there's a

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towel on it and there's a towel on it

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and that sofa is not cloth for a reason

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no it needs to be cleanable it needs

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to fact looks very much like the hotel

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you're in shelsea I don't know what's

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going on with the Netflix budget why

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think maybe they could put you in the

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Four Seasons or the peninsula it's so

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brutal so you did this right you had go

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the grainy television with the porn it's

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like oh you're lucky you got the TV I

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had I went to the phone I went to the

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phone I I had no nothing I didn't even

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have have any service in there which was

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like another thing that was it was

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annoying so what did you do you roll

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itex it no spank bank you have to go

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that's what I'm talking about the

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Rolodex you roll through all the

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memories think about the memories man of

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my wife and only my wife nobody else

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that's was all those great moments with

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your wife all those great moments maybe

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there was accidentally one or two that

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got left in from when you were on the

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road it's possible some like absolute

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would jump into the dreams that I had

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with my wife that might be possible I

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would never want them to be there but

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obviously now it's the director's C

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there's nothing I could do but yeah it's

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it is also funny how like we dramatize

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our experience we got the easiest thing

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to do in the whole thing we just got to

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go into a room and jerk off as if that's

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hard for us but we're like the room is

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destitute and brutalist and the the

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furniture was

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uncomfortable you

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speaking of jerk offs uh yeah speaking

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of jerk offs Kavin new's got a podcast

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this is uh so I think that this is like

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this is a great idea despite what you

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think about his politics is he a plastic

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bag in the wind yes but it is a great

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demonstration of like how Americans

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admire bravery or courage and we don't

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like [ __ ] and I think that's what the

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Democrats kind of displayed in the last

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I don't want to get too political about

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this like no right your opinion one

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man's opin it's more just like I I

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respond just culturally I don't give a

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about the tribalism and politics but

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I'll just be honest with you so having

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him have like Charlie Kirk right there

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who's like a professional arguer that he

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is whatever you know how like some

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people are like autistic for dinosaurs

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he's that for arguing right and to like

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sit across from him to even address The

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French

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Laundry I was like okay this is actually

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the right thing thing to do so as as as

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easy as it is for us to sit here and go

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okay this guy want just wants to be

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president like this is a dumb thing like

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blah blah blah it's actually what the

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Democrats should be doing so I think we

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need to

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reward I think we need to reward this

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Behavior we want more conversation we

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want conversation with people especially

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that like you may disagree with and like

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the second podcast he put out I thought

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was the most impactful there was one

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piece that was incredibly impactful he's

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talking to some guy I don't know who he

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was some guy grew up in like San

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Francisco he's

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like you know he was talking about the

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taxes and like he's paying all this

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money in taxes in California and what

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does he get from it and then Newsome

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said that like yeah rich people are

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going to pay more but your actual like

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functional tax rate if you're middle

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class would be more if you lived in

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Florida because of the other stuff you

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get taxed

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on this is the type of information that

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like you guys might be privy to but the

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average person doesn't they hop on an

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inter like being human and addressing

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real issues instead of like culture War

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issues and just talking like I think

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he's going culture War like that's

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culture War but he's actually putting

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out valuable information that defends

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the positions he may have taken in

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government that the average person

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doesn't really know like the average

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person like me just goes all right I'm

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in New York I'm getting clipped at 50%

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and 5% city tax like I'm getting crushed

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but if I lived in Florida or Texas I'd

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save 133% and it be a complete wash when

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there might be someone making 50 Grand a

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year and they move from California to

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Texas and they lose money and they don't

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know that because they're just listening

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to Rich guys on podcast talk about how

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much money they save when they move to

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Texas well you don't have to take a shot

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at us but yeah okay A little personal I

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moved to Texas this year it's more of a

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shot at me and freeberg but go okay uh

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Cham your thoughts on Gavin's new

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podcast what do you think you you know

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you were there was famously a little um

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dip of the toe where somebody made a a a

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podcast I'm sorry a landing page that

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you were going to run for governor we we

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had a little fun with that what do you

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think of Gavin what do you think of his

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podcast I think he's an excellent

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politician it's clear he's starting the

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2028 campaign okay I think he's done a

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really good job so far I think Schulz is

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right he is

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unwinding all of

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the kind of like landmines that the

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Democrats have stepped on I think he's

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learned what Kamala did wrong and now

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he's taking this very narrow path which

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is like I'm going to basically disavow

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all the stuff that people don't care

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about so all the gender woke ideology

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stuff I don't think you're going to hear

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him talk about he'll try to drive a

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narrow wedge on these economic issues so

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I don't know I mean I think it's going

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to create a really Dynamic 2028 campaign

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if he gets momentum by the way his

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popularity has gone up which is insane

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which after the fires and all of the

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ineptitude in California all of the

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corporations that have run away all of

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the people that have left the chaos in

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San

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Francisco after all of that he started a

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podcast and his popularity's gone up

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it's really incredible coming around the

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horn freeberg what do you think of Gavin

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Nome look I think the podcast was

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brilliant I think when I watched it I

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was hooked because there were two things

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that I think were critical

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in how he runs it firstly is he is

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showing the first time I think that I

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have ever seen a Democrat do or a

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republican in modern politics active

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listening to the other side it seems so

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crazy that this is some sort of special

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event and special concept but this

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active listening moment where you see a

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politician it totally breaks down the

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Walls where you immediately feel on

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guard or on offense against that person

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because if someone's actively listening

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to you you actually feel like you're on

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the same side somehow and you're trying

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to come to a conclusion together and so

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what that does is it invites the person

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on the other side in this case the

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audience The Listener to be with Gavin

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part of the kind of coming together the

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second thing I think he did that's

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really brilliant is so much of the

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modern political by modalism where

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you're in one camp or the other means

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that everything is a one or a zero you

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know Andrew talked about this we're all

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generally I think none of us would

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consider ourselves political party

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Affiliates we are all generally people

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that like to to think for ourselves on a

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topic or an issue and we don't care

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about what party is associated but the

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way modern politics has evolved is you

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don't debate the topics you debate the

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one or the zero because of what the

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party says my party says this is the

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position therefore I'm a one and you're

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a zero and the other side says I'm the

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one you're the zero meaning everything

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has to be binary I'm completely right

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you're completely wrong and I think what

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Gavin has done is he's shown that these

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are not ones and zeros they're 8020 or

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6040 or

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5545 and he's willing to acknowledge

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that he's showing that you know what we

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might be only 45% right and on so many

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topics the Democratic party has ended up

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slightly wrong they're

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4555 it's not that they're a zero or a

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one they're slightly off on taxes

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they're slightly off on social issues

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and they're off just enough that they

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lost the election they're off just

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enough that they lost tax breast tax

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Andrew 2028 Trump's running for his

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third term versus Gavin Newsome who do

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you vote for I mean we gotta run it back

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for a third term for Trump doubt course

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uh no obviously I believe the it wasn't

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a third term Gavin versus Trump who

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would you go I it's it's I mean I gota

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see what his like policies are and I

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gota see where America is I think that

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like the big misunderstanding with this

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last election is that at least the

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Democrats who are still trying to like

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vilify these figures on the right what

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they don't understand is they think that

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this was like some populist election

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where like people just fell in love with

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Trump and they just loved it for so much

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they would just do whatever he says what

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I think is harder for them to Grapple

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with is the

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self-reflection of a rejectionist vote

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so I think people rejected the

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Democratic proposal 100% And they went

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with what the other alternative was

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which was Trump and exact correct that's

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a way tougher pill to swallow you have

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to look back at everything you've done

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and go wow we're off we're not listening

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to the people this guy listens to the

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people I mean it seems like I'm fluffing

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Trump here but like I would say that his

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greatest skill is listening to what

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people say and I think a lot of times

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there's this IV league pretentiousness

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in the Democratic party where it's like

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we know it's better for you yeah and I

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know you say you want these things you

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don't really want that let us we we

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we've studied and we've talked about it

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in our little thought experiments in

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class so we know what you

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need what you just shut up condescending

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it's condescending exactly so I think

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that like when people go ah the food is

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giving me cancer and then he appoints

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the guy who says the food is bad to run

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the food the American people go well

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that kind of seems like a good thing I I

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like that you know it it is like an

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acute understanding and listening to

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what people are saying and sometimes to

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his disadvantage like he came out

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against that um they were putting some

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like tax on people who drive into

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Manhattan or whatever like yeah

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congestion pricing and ini pricing

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initially people really rejected it

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right and then uh so he was like we're

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getting rid of congestion pricing and

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like two weeks after they put that

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congestion pricing thing everybody I

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knew with a car was like this is the

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greatest thing the city has yeah you can

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actually move right you can take a taxi

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and it's faster than government

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overreach is good

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bureaucracy nice like yeah you want a

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car stay in the Burrows exactly so it's

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you don't get a car in Manhattan explain

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this to people it's a little bit

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egregious I mean you and I do Jason but

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Body El have it exactly Our Lives should

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be different you know what I mean

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absolutely absolutely but mean what's

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the point of us having nice cars if we

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can't drive them whenever we want yes

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yes and you know we grew up at a time on

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the lower e side uh you know you could

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go to Tribeca we could go to Club

18:45

Limelight you could park outside the

18:47

Limelight at night you could go to

18:48

Palladium you could park on 14th Street

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I park right on 14th Street okay I go

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used to be a church right and then you

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know I sniff pop ecstasy you do a little

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whatever

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the morning listen you goofballs between

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your stupid mustache and your OIC turkey

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neck I am

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totally turkey go to something useful

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are we GNA let Chamas sit there in

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MacGyver's funeral outfit tell us that

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we're goofballs this guy's wearing a

19:17

vest with a collar he looks like he's

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going to a Punjabi wake I can't believe

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that he would even talk about the way

19:24

that you're dressed and how you look

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this is custom Laura piano boys this is

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Laur really what does it look like you

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got it at Zara all right listen um but

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more importantly let's stay on track yes

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yes we got to stay on track can I tell

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you guys something about uh tariffs from

19:39

a Layman yes please like you guys are

19:41

cutely aware of maybe how these things

19:43

affect markets and yada yada yada and

19:45

most people don't have any [ __ ] clue

19:47

so the the the average person right I

19:51

look at this and I'm like man it kind of

19:54

sucks that you got to like negotiate

19:56

your like your bid for a car you're

19:58

going to buy publicly right so this is

20:01

my assumption and maybe I'm like a

20:02

little bit more optimistic than most

20:04

about the administration but if I go to

20:07

buy a car and the car is let's said 100K

20:09

and I go offer the guy 80

20:12

right I don't want everybody around me

20:15

yelling out like how can you insult him

20:17

by offering him 80 this is an insult and

20:19

then I I can't go to them and I go I'm

20:21

actually trying to settle it 90 I'm just

20:23

saying 80 so he comes down a little bit

20:26

but the unfortunate thing when you

20:27

litigate these things in front of the

20:28

entire world is that they look at that

20:30

first measure there 200% taxes and Trump

20:33

can't bulk at it he can't go yo I'm just

20:35

[ __ ] I'm just playing around with

20:36

that number I actually just getting them

20:38

to come down 20% or 10 getting to come

20:40

down anything is a win he can't say that

20:42

because he loses all his leverage so

20:44

he's got to sit here and then get

20:45

criticized by I don't know if it's half

20:47

the country I don't know you know who

20:49

really ends up caring about what these

20:50

tariffs do obviously they're

20:52

repercussions in the market I got a

20:53

buddy of mine building a hotel out in

20:55

Joshua Tree and he's like I don't even

20:56

know if I can get brought into the

20:58

country from Canada so it does affect

20:59

people in real time but it's impossible

21:01

to do these negotiations with any

21:03

leverage if you have the people within

21:05

your own country questioning your

21:07

ability to negotiate in real time that

21:09

is what the Layman would think well I do

21:12

think you're right in the sense that in

21:14

the early days when Trump was talking

21:16

about tariffs initially everyone was

21:18

like oh my God he's going to use tariffs

21:19

he's unpredictable and then the

21:22

narrative became he's using it as a

21:23

negotiating tactic the problem is just

21:26

like in poker once everyone knows that

21:28

there's this kind of action it's

21:31

exploitable and so this is now kind of

21:33

an exploitable mode of negotiation where

21:35

everyone now assumes he's just trying to

21:37

negotiate so no one actually takes him

21:39

seriously the question now is the

21:41

response going to be that he's going to

21:42

be serious about it or is he actually

21:44

exploitable and you saw what China's

21:47

response was I kind of view China as

21:48

like AI like stuff goes into China the

21:51

AI processes it and it comes back out

21:53

China is like obviously the way they're

21:55

kind of structured you have very little

21:57

psychosocial bias like you do with other

21:59

democratic governments it's very

22:01

systematic it's systematically processed

22:03

every piece of data is systematically

22:05

processed every action is systematically

22:06

processed and so I think when you look

22:08

at how the Chinese Ambassador responded

22:10

to Trump on Twitter a few weeks ago

22:13

where they're like you want war we'll

22:14

give you War this is a hot war or a cold

22:15

war whatever you want we've never seen

22:17

that from an ambassador to the United

22:19

States president before done on Twitter

22:21

like this let alone the Chinese

22:23

Ambassador so I think it says a lot

22:25

about how the Chinese AI is processing

22:28

the Trump negotiating tactic or the

22:30

Trump positioning statements on tariffs

22:32

which indicates that there may be now I

22:34

mean we can talk about what game theory

22:35

optimal play might be in this kind of

22:37

poker game What's going to come next but

22:39

there's a a real assessment that they've

22:41

made on how far he is willing to take it

22:43

they've got a conclusive statement and

22:44

they believe that this is the fastest

22:46

way to kind of win their negotiating

22:47

position but it says a lot about where

22:49

this is all going everyone now

22:51

understands or views this as an

22:52

exploitable moment which unfortunately

22:54

means that tariffs may not work or

22:55

they're actually going to have to stick

22:57

which can be really

22:59

yeah it could be painful could be

23:00

painful for every your thoughts on the

23:03

to and Andrew's position what is the I

23:06

think it's it's like 120 some odd years

23:09

Nick maybe you can find this tweet that

23:10

I had but almost the majority of years

23:14

as a nation or close to a majority of

23:16

the years as a

23:18

nation we had no income tax and the way

23:23

that we would fund the programs that we

23:25

needed was not from insiders but from

23:28

Outsiders and that's where the Tariff

23:30

was born right it's people domestically

23:33

in America don't pay any taxes on the

23:35

things that they do and instead if you'd

23:37

like to sell into the United States you

23:39

pay a reasonable tax so this is the so

23:42

how many years so it's 126 years from

23:44

1776 to

23:46

1861 then we paused it for a few years

23:49

because of the Civil War we restarted

23:51

again in

23:51

1872 and you notice when it stopped when

23:54

it stopped was right around World War I

23:56

where this entire War Machine broke out

23:58

and and we've never looked back so I

24:01

don't know I think that one way to think

24:03

about this is we're probably going to go

24:05

back and

24:07

Explore isn't it better if we have this

24:11

incredibly vibrant and rich country of

24:13

330 million people with a ton of

24:14

purchasing power what happens if we put

24:18

the burden not on them to fund the

24:21

American infrastructure and social

24:23

programs and safety net but if we put

24:25

the burden on all the companies in the

24:27

other seven .7 billion people in the

24:30

world in the 185 plus countries that

24:33

want access to these folks should there

24:35

be exceptions probably should there be

24:38

waivers in very specific and narrow

24:40

cases

24:42

absolutely but I think that that's where

24:44

these guys are going and I think that

24:46

you heard this by the way yesterday from

24:48

Howard lutnick I don't know if you guys

24:49

saw this but he said the Trump tax plan

24:51

is going to cut federal income taxes to

24:54

zero for anybody making 150k or less saw

24:57

that

24:59

it's crazy what would the vulnerability

25:00

in that be like putting the burden on

25:04

all of these expenses that we would

25:07

incur on other countries what would that

25:09

vulnerability for us be there are two

25:12

the first we keep the expenses that's

25:16

that's the key if we keep the tars if we

25:17

charge them to come into the market we

25:19

charge them an extra 25% but it's we we

25:21

talked about this last week if you cut

25:22

the budget then it's it can be net

25:24

neutral that's part of what they said

25:26

got it but he's saying what is the

25:27

Strategic vulnerability I think the

25:29

Strategic vulnerability is too the the

25:31

thing with tariffs is and you're

25:33

pointing out this let's just say today

25:36

you say there's a tariff and then

25:37

tomorrow you say oh we've found an

25:39

agreement and we're going to take it off

25:40

the table one piece of logic would say

25:43

wow that's great we're able to change

25:45

our mind on a dime the problem for

25:47

countries and companies is that they

25:50

can't think in 24-hour blocks of time

25:53

right they're making decisions in five

25:55

and 10 year blocks of time it's like I'm

25:57

going to go and borrow a billion

25:59

I'm going to go and build a data center

26:00

I'm going to borrow 10 billion I'm going

26:02

to build tanks once you start that you

26:05

can't just stop it and then restart it

26:08

so that's one strategic problem which is

26:10

that if you are not careful some of

26:13

these markets that are really crucial

26:15

I'll give you one which we talked about

26:17

last week right now 95% of all of the

26:20

energy we generate in America is from

26:22

Renewables whether you like it or not

26:24

that's just what it

26:26

is the reason why that's possible is

26:28

because America has a very sophisticated

26:31

Market where all these people come from

26:34

all corners of the world insurance

26:36

companies life insurance companies Banks

26:38

and they fund all of it and the reason

26:41

is they can take a tax credit they can

26:43

lower their effective tax rate they get

26:45

a higher rate of return it's all super

26:46

complicated but the point is these

26:48

incentives exist if all of a sudden

26:51

you play around with that market half

26:55

that energy would go away electricity

26:57

prices would rise inflation goes up and

27:00

then if we have to go and compete

27:02

against China for AI and a bunch of

27:04

other stuff where is the energy going to

27:06

come from you're going to Brown out

27:07

people you're going to just turn their

27:08

energy off so that you can fund a data

27:10

center so that the Tik Tock algorithm is

27:12

better that's literally what we would

27:13

have to decide so that's that's one way

27:17

and then the second way is if you're

27:19

providing a critical service or a good

27:22

to American people for which there is no

27:26

alternative that becom really

27:28

problematic because that person can then

27:30

pull that product and say I can't afford

27:32

to make it the obvious example is if you

27:35

make pharmaceutical drugs for rare

27:37

diseases what do you do and again those

27:39

are all things that are like multi-

27:42

deade long decisions yeah you'd love to

27:45

make them and unchange them at every 24

27:47

hours but it's just not possible because

27:49

like you just make these decisions and

27:50

you're stuck with them for a long time

27:52

that's where the tarff thing becomes

27:53

problematic if you change them often

27:55

enough if you implement them and you're

27:57

like this is what it's going to be the

28:00

world can adapt and people can figure it

28:01

out I mean the other problem is just the

28:03

communication of this has been terrible

28:05

we were on the program last week or two

28:06

weeks ago Joe lale is like this is about

28:08

fentanyl so is it about fenol is it

28:10

about getting rid of income tax at the

28:12

federal level is it about supply chain

28:14

resiliency these guys get like a D in my

28:18

grade book for communication it's

28:20

terrible communication and this idea

28:23

that you can't take Trump too seriously

28:25

about his claims like well he said he

28:28

was gonna overturn roie Wade he did it

28:30

he said he was gonna close the border

28:32

and send people home he did that you

28:34

know yeah he said he'd do a Muslim ban

28:36

he actually did that so for every time

28:38

he says something and you're like that's

28:40

cap no way he's going to do that I

28:43

actually think people are starting to

28:44

realize he's going to do something here

28:46

with these tariffs they're not just a

28:47

negotiating position and the other

28:49

problem I think a lot of people have

28:51

with this is it's centralize his power

28:53

anybody can go to Trump now and say I

28:55

want an exception I'm you know a car

28:57

company I want an exception I'm a Solar

28:59

Company I you know I need an exemption

29:01

and then now you've got everybody going

29:03

to Mar Lago to Kiss the Ring to give him

29:05

a donation to bow down and it

29:07

centralizes more power with them as

29:09

opposed to having rules yes and we need

29:11

to have rules in this country that apply

29:13

to everybody not just people who give a

29:14

million dollars like Bezos and Tim Cook

29:17

and everybody and Zuck The Weather Vein

29:19

gave him we don't want to live in that

29:21

world where you're just bribing Trump to

29:23

get your tariff and that's how people

29:25

feel that's how the business Community

29:27

feels that's the reality right now

29:29

people are bribing Trump giving him a

29:31

million dollars to the inauguration to

29:32

get close to him to go to Mara Lago and

29:34

it looks really bad you need to have a a

29:37

clear strategy here for what the rules

29:40

of the game are and he's changing the

29:42

rules so you have to go to him and he's

29:44

he loves that that's actually I think

29:46

what he's trying to do is get everybody

29:48

to go through him it's a really clever

29:49

hack I think yeah and perception is

29:52

reality so you have to react to people's

29:53

perception like we can throw data points

29:55

all we want at people and we can throw

29:57

research and all this other [ __ ] but if

29:58

people aren't meeting you there then

30:00

you're not going to be communicating

30:01

with them effectively and I think that

30:03

uh that's something that like you know

30:05

especially you guys need to know you

30:06

guys have pretty information that the

30:08

average American probably is not and we

30:11

can [ __ ] and complain about how they

30:12

don't read or how they're not looking up

30:14

you know what happened in 1913 to change

30:16

the course of American history and how

30:18

we started te or we can go okay we need

30:20

to find a way to disseminate this

30:22

information so that they can make these

30:24

decisions and I guess or feel

30:26

comfortable with the results of these

30:28

decisions do you think America would be

30:31

okay with this idea of taxing Outsiders

30:33

and then relying on it versus income tax

30:38

paid by its own citizens I think that

30:40

the second half is really all that would

30:42

matter I think that people are fig I

30:44

think the majority of people are

30:45

thinking about the next week so if you

30:47

say that I don't have to pay taxes like

30:49

and I think this is what Republicans are

30:51

doing way better than Democrats right

30:52

now is like Democrats don't have build

30:54

the wall they don't have slogans they

30:56

don't have things that immediately tap

30:58

into like core emotional feeling

31:00

regardless if you're going to do it or

31:01

not we want Greenland okay that's cool

31:03

Democrats need eggs or a dollar

31:06

Democrats need things that like Echo

31:08

their sentiments and how they want to

31:10

like take care of people and provide for

31:11

the disenfranchise but it has to be done

31:13

in a way where it's digestible you can

31:15

chew on it if you want to make housing

31:17

more affordable then you say yeah we're

31:19

seizing public land we're building

31:20

10,000 units like you have to tap into

31:23

what Americans need which is a feeling

31:25

of not just Comfort every American

31:28

thinks they're going to be a millionaire

31:29

that's what this country drives off of

31:32

right it's every poor American that hope

31:34

that hope yeah and the second they stop

31:36

thinking they will be they or they can

31:39

be or they can be it falls apart and

31:42

then some healthcare CE gets shot and

31:44

people celebrate they're they're

31:46

celebrating because they no longer feel

31:48

the hope that they could be in that

31:50

position yeah they feel so

31:52

disenfranchise they they and this is

31:54

what like I'm telling you like the you

31:56

guys of the world need pay close

31:58

attention to because there's going to be

32:00

no empathy if anything bad happens oh

32:02

the stock market is down no Americans

32:04

are invested in the stock market like

32:06

all you I've been saying it no no no

32:08

I've been saying this for months country

32:10

I've been saying it for months nobody

32:11

cares about the stock market nor should

32:13

we and the reason is because we people

32:17

who own these assets have overly

32:19

benefited more than we've deserved for

32:22

the last 15 years ever since the great

32:24

financial crisis in the United States

32:27

people who as Jason said could cozy up

32:29

and by the way Jason I think the the the

32:32

claim that you made which is is is

32:36

severely true for how from 2007 up until

32:40

now has played out because if you look

32:43

under all the

32:44

programs if you could have lobbied Obama

32:47

in those critical years of the GFC yep

32:51

oh my God the amount of money that was

32:53

no because we we took interest rates

32:55

literally to zero anybody like us who

32:57

could have gone and gotten levered up

32:59

and gone into the stock market was

33:00

richly rewarded and the problem is we

33:03

left everybody else behind and I think

33:06

the great thing about Trump is he is

33:08

going to reset that he is going to take

33:11

a lot of wealth away from asset holders

33:13

you're seeing it every day 500 billion

33:16

500 billion there is no sympathy I think

33:19

it's

33:20

fantastic that's that's great to it's

33:23

great to hear you even saying that

33:26

because I feel like a lot of people that

33:27

are in maybe your guys position don't

33:31

understand that disconnect and that is

33:33

important to understand there like even

33:35

what happened in the Palisades like in

33:37

LA with like the fire the second people

33:39

heard it was like rich people's houses

33:41

there was no empathy for it they didn't

33:43

a million dollar house you yeah was like

33:46

and it it is I don't even have a house I

33:48

can't find a house you burned your house

33:50

down and you move you went back you went

33:52

to your vacation house now oh I'm sorry

33:53

you're living at your ski house that's a

33:55

tragedy like literally you're right it

33:57

probably explains why we don't hear

33:59

anything in the news anymore about

34:00

anything that's happening with respect

34:01

to reconstruction or any of the disrup

34:05

it's a rich person problem people and

34:07

you know I think putting together what

34:08

you just said schultzy and and uchim off

34:11

Trump is a master at connecting with

34:14

people and listening to them I thought

34:16

the one of the greatest things he he he

34:19

he did during this last election is when

34:20

he said no tax on tips when he said no

34:23

tax on tips he was going right for

34:24

Nevada he was going right for that swing

34:26

state you know to get those those folks

34:28

who live off tips but what he was also

34:30

doing is saying I know that there's a

34:32

bunch y'all that sometimes get cash tips

34:35

you put in your pocket it's the gray

34:36

Market I get it you know I run a you

34:39

know I I got caddies who get a hyy from

34:41

you know whatever taking somebody out on

34:43

the course we're just going to make it

34:45

official you don't get tax on tips

34:46

because we know that you're you know

34:47

you're the bottom third of the country

34:49

in terms of your economic power those

34:51

kind of statements really do connect

34:54

with people Trump has just mastered this

34:56

this party is Trump is the Democratic

34:58

party that we grew up with it's kind of

35:00

crazy it's kind of crazy right and then

35:03

the Democrats became this elitist group

35:05

that seem to be in the pocket of

35:06

business interest I don't know what

35:07

Bizarro World we're living well that I

35:09

think you tapped into it right there

35:10

it's like uh I think that they they

35:13

could easily win the next election if

35:15

they made it a class war but they don't

35:17

because it feels like they're in the

35:19

pockets of these billion dollar

35:21

corporations so they can't really I mean

35:24

Bernie did it really effectively right

35:25

like this random Jew in Maine or

35:28

something like that is like yo we got to

35:30

get some money from these rich people

35:32

give it back to the poor and all of the

35:33

sudden all of America turned him into

35:35

like our surrogate grandfather so you

35:38

can and then he got shived by Hillary

35:40

and the Machine and and I mean what did

35:43

they say about his fans like they went

35:45

very specifically they're like he has a

35:47

his the Bernie Bros have a sexism and

35:51

bigotry problem right they made him

35:53

radioactive right so now you killed the

35:56

working class now the working class is

35:57

no longer supporting the Democratic

35:58

party so who do they have left they have

36:01

the identity politics groups so they

36:03

can't piss off the identity politics

36:04

groups because they're like that's all

36:05

we got left they did the same [ __ ] with

36:08

us during the election right they're

36:09

like the podcast Bros have a sexism amb

36:12

bigotry problem they they try to make

36:14

people radioactive and it's like that

36:15

card's been played so many times that

36:17

people are desens anymore I think

36:19

there's one big shoe left to drop I

36:21

think we've started the process of

36:22

really really taking a bunch of heat out

36:24

of the asset markets like equities so

36:26

we've taken trillions and trillions of

36:28

dollars of wealth away I think we're

36:30

going to take trillions more but the

36:32

next big market and this is actually

36:34

where Andrew to your point we

36:35

reestablish some hope I think for a lot

36:38

of people is we are going to whack the

36:40

housing market it's just going to happen

36:42

and let me just say something about how

36:44

is that GNA happen J explain it because

36:45

there's 7 million homes that we still

36:47

need to build to to service just current

36:50

demand how does that actually happen

36:51

with the supply demand problem in your

36:53

mind there are a bunch of mechanisms

36:57

that have to get cleaned up right now

37:00

okay so one mechanism is that there are

37:02

a whole host of mortgages that are

37:05

basically being propped up they it was a

37:07

program that's that really got out of

37:09

control under the Biden Administration

37:12

Nick you can find this article is in the

37:13

Wall Street Journal we are going to

37:14

figure out how to get these two

37:17

government related agencies Fanny May

37:19

and Freddy Mack out of what's called

37:21

conservatorship and these are the folks

37:23

that are responsible for

37:24

essentially wrapping guarantees around

37:27

mortg so that the mortgage Market can

37:29

function the details don't particularly

37:31

matter that much but the point is that

37:34

what we are doing is we are

37:37

unwittingly propping up with American

37:40

taxpayer

37:41

dollars the US housing market why is

37:44

that bad it is locking an inordinate

37:48

number of people from that first

37:50

critical step that actually makes them

37:52

feel like they are winning and they're

37:54

on their way to achieving their dreams

37:56

which is can I make a it on a home and

37:58

then can I live this out and you have

38:00

these artificially inflated prices all

38:04

around the country as a result of this

38:06

so I think this next wave is deeply

38:09

beneficial to the middle class which is

38:12

there is no reason like you guys see it

38:14

when you read The Wall Street Journal I

38:17

think it is the dumbest [ __ ] in the

38:18

world when I see an article which is

38:20

like this house just is $65 million on4

38:24

acres in some Rando place in Miami

38:27

I was thinking Malibu but yeah but what

38:30

is this this makes no sense and so when

38:33

you rationalize a bunch of equity

38:37

values and you rationalize the cost of a

38:41

home I think what you're going to do is

38:43

you're going to allow a lot more people

38:45

to find a more reasonable way to enter

38:46

the housing market and I do think that

38:49

that's a really big step in allowing

38:50

them to feel like they're part of the

38:51

dream so you lower asset prices you can

38:55

own some stocks maybe you own a 401k or

38:57

if you've never had a 41k but your

38:59

employer offers it for the first time it

39:02

may actually make Financial sense to put

39:03

a small amount of it in there you've

39:05

never been able to own a home all of a

39:07

sudden home prices are whacked 30 or 40%

39:09

you're able to do that because of how

39:12

Trump goes after the budget when his

39:15

rate of borrowing for the US government

39:16

goes down your mortgage rate goes down

39:18

now all of a sudden you can enter in

39:20

because home prices are less and you can

39:21

actually get a mortgage they may all

39:24

seem very random but they can come

39:26

together in giving 50 60 million people

39:30

a shot that they have been screaming

39:31

since the great financial crisis they

39:33

don't have this is so huge because on

39:35

like a core emotional level you want as

39:38

many Americans as possible invested in

39:41

American success and Excellence totally

39:44

and the the greater the Delta between

39:47

like them and their first home or their

39:48

first investment at stock the greater

39:50

that distance the more disillusioned

39:52

they become in America in general when

39:54

they feel like like you said earlier

39:56

like the way you guys got into the

39:58

market when you could basically take out

39:59

loans for nothing and then you saw these

40:01

incredible gains they feel left behind

40:03

the second they feel like they're in on

40:05

it they own apartment they own some

40:07

shares of Tesla that's why crypto is so

40:09

popular is because they're feel like

40:11

it's their only access I got yeah it's

40:13

like yeah it's like comedy in some ways

40:15

like all I need is a microphone or music

40:17

like there's a path for me and crypto

40:19

obviously is a giant [ __ ] scam it's a

40:21

scam Shore but I can get a piece of this

40:23

I can get a piece of this this American

40:25

dream and I would rather that they were

40:28

invested in uh you know a Vanguard

40:30

account or something like that I would

40:31

rather they're invested in the entire

40:33

Market I mean there's this this idea and

40:35

I'm sure you poke holes and tons of

40:37

holes into it and but this idea like

40:39

every American Born gets a thousand

40:41

bucks put into a friend of ours Brad

40:43

gersner with this of invest America is

40:45

the concept and regardless if the

40:47

concept is good or not the emotional

40:49

connectivity to the success of American

40:51

industry is really important when you

40:54

know at 22 that you could get this thing

40:56

that's compounding for 22 years you

40:59

could pay off some college loans you

41:00

could put something down on a house you

41:02

could pay for trade school whatever it

41:03

is I think you have a different energy

41:05

towards America and its success and then

41:07

you have a lot less of these kids who

41:09

are just like America is this horrible

41:10

place and capitalism is bad yeah

41:11

capitalism is bad when you're left

41:13

behind when you're invested in

41:14

capitalism it's the [ __ ] baby absolutely

41:18

we're on the express train let me give

41:19

you guys um I did an analysis I was I

41:23

wasn't sure if I should put it out but

41:24

I'll tell you guys the numbers

41:27

the US Social Security program is meant

41:30

to be kind of the retirement program for

41:32

folks that don't have access to private

41:34

retirement accounts okay and this

41:37

program was set up in the 1930s after

41:41

the Great Depression and there's a trust

41:43

fund the OASDI which is the the fund

41:46

that they invest to Capital so every

41:48

year we all put money in with our social

41:49

security taxes out of our paychecks goes

41:51

in there and it gets invested you know

41:53

what it gets invested

41:54

in it gets invested in one thing us

41:58

treasuries which have averaged about

42:00

4.8% return since the beginning of the

42:03

program per year meanwhile what if you

42:05

put it into the market meanwhile the S&P

42:07

has been averaging 11% so here's the

42:09

math if in 1971 which was the year that

42:13

we went off the gold standard in the

42:14

United States if we invested the Social

42:17

Security trust fund in the S&P the

42:19

balance of the Social Security trust

42:20

fund today would be $15

42:23

trillion that would be roughly onethird

42:25

of the value of the total S&P 500 which

42:28

would be jointly owned by all Americans

42:31

who took their Capital now here's what's

42:33

Fed Up what's fed up is that the middle

42:35

class people who had access to private

42:37

retirement accounts benefited by buying

42:39

the S&P 500 and the wealthy were able to

42:41

access it so all of the equity value

42:44

that accured from American Enterprise

42:46

and the prosperity of the American

42:47

system accured to the people that had

42:49

access to the private accounts meanwhile

42:51

the people that only had access to the

42:52

Public Accounts got stuck owning

42:54

treasuries today the Social Security

42:57

trust fund has $2.7 trillion balance and

42:59

based on the outflows and inflows it's

43:00

going to go bankrupt in

43:02

2032 that means Social Security is

43:04

either going to get cut or the fed's

43:06

goingon to print a ton of money to keep

43:07

Social Security benefits retirement age

43:09

goes up a little bit Yeah there a lot of

43:11

levers yeah wow so I did the math if you

43:14

assume that the S&P 500 continues to

43:16

grow at 10 and a half% a year on average

43:18

there's ups and downs and sure there

43:20

could be basically draw downs and all

43:21

these other sorts of things but here's

43:23

the important point we could put about

43:25

$500 billion in the trust fund today and

43:27

it will not go bankrupt again and it

43:29

will continue to grow every year and

43:31

then all Americans have participation in

43:33

American Enterprise and importantly this

43:35

becomes the world's largest Sovereign

43:37

wealth fund ever you don't need a

43:39

separate Sovereign wealth fund we

43:40

already have one it's it's called It's

43:42

called The Social Security trust fund

43:44

and what we've done is we've totally

43:46

mismanaged it and I went back to trying

43:47

to understand why this is the case why

43:49

have we only ever bought treasuries

43:51

early on the US needed someone to loan

43:53

money so they basically forced the

43:55

citizens to loan the government money

43:57

the form of treasuries but today the

43:59

Social Security trust fund owns only

44:02

less than 10% about 8% of the total

44:04

treasury bonds outstanding the rest are

44:05

owned by the fed and foreign investors

44:07

and private investors and others that

44:08

want to own it so why are we forcing all

44:10

the American citizens toing up for no

44:12

reason and and we're we're discouraging

44:15

access so basically we've created

44:17

through the Social Security System we've

44:18

created the Deep inequity we see in this

44:20

country If instead we had allowed the

44:23

social security system to invest in the

44:25

S&P 500 to buy American Enterprises to

44:28

fund American businesses then every

44:30

American would be wealthy and that

44:32

middle class that uniquely participated

44:34

by basically arbitraging the market

44:36

where they forced the treasury bond

44:38

yields on the poor and they got to take

44:40

access to the equity yields would have

44:42

not happened yeah they had 401ks

44:46

rightt and they were able to participate

44:48

by with brokerage accounts and buying

44:49

the market what we can do right now is

44:51

we can fix it and here's the important

44:53

Point people will then argue oh what if

44:55

there's a down year or two down year in

44:56

a row you know what we're already going

44:58

to be printing money to make up the hole

45:00

in Social Security we're not going to

45:01

let Social Security go bankrupt we're

45:03

not going to let it dry out so we're

45:04

already going to print money to make the

45:06

Social Security whole so if that's the

45:08

case we can create a a back stop for

45:10

Social Security we're g to have to do it

45:12

either way but we might as

45:14

well we might as well take on the go

45:17

yeah no no no chth you were gonna say

45:19

something the reason why we didn't do it

45:21

goes back to what you said before which

45:22

is we have a bunch of we had a bunch of

45:25

very quote unquote well-educated ivy

45:28

league trained people running these

45:30

institutions and the feedback I don't

45:33

even know what it said but I can tell

45:34

you what the memo said there's too much

45:37

risk we've sensitized this model it

45:39

doesn't make sense this is the safest

45:41

thing to do so it goes back to just like

45:44

we need a little bit more practical

45:46

thinking like at the end of the day why

45:48

the S&P 500 exists is of all the

45:51

thousands and thousands and thousands of

45:53

companies in the world you know how many

45:54

companies in the world make more than a

45:56

billion a year more than

45:59

20,000 and of that 20,000 the S&P 500 is

46:04

just the 500 best it's the best of the

46:07

best of the best so to your point

46:08

freeberg it didn't take a PhD from

46:11

Harvard to figure out that if you just

46:13

owned an index of the absolute 500 best

46:16

things happening at any given point in

46:19

it would have gone up so since when do

46:21

America since when are Americans risk

46:24

intolerant like there's something baked

46:26

in into the DNA of the people that

46:29

decide to leave their families and move

46:31

here totally immigrant country and to

46:33

your point imagine logging in like like

46:35

we've all had I'm assuming a 401k

46:37

account and I remember how exciting it

46:39

is to log in and see the account and

46:41

Schult I want to say something that's

46:42

really important like you talk about us

46:44

people like you know earlier on the

46:45

commentary which is something I hear a

46:47

lot my first job was making $425 an hour

46:50

cleaning toilets in a pool hall in

46:52

Upstate New York jamath has similar

46:54

stories jcal has similar stories like

46:56

any of us that that 455 Canadian working

46:59

at Burger King yeah and I had like and

47:01

then well the worst part about my job in

47:03

the pool hall was that then the manager

47:04

made me go play poker at his house and

47:06

he took all the money back which I stole

47:08

I stole the chicken fingers at night

47:10

bring them home my mom would my mom

47:12

would whip him up but it was so exciting

47:14

in my career in my life to be able to

47:17

like go from that moment to the moment

47:19

where I had a 401k and I could log in I

47:21

could see the businesses that I owned

47:22

and I understood that and I saw the

47:24

value go up and I got to participate

47:25

that imagine if every American when when

47:27

you get your Social Security statement

47:29

today all it tells you is a dollar

47:31

amount and how much you're going to get

47:31

in the future imagine if you logged in

47:33

and you got to see all the businesses

47:35

you own a piece of and you got to

47:36

participate conect every single day be

47:38

lighting a Tesla we can fix this and by

47:41

the way we can solve both The Sovereign

47:42

wealth fund question and the Social

47:44

Security trust fund question every

47:46

dollar that's going into these Sovereign

47:48

wealth fund ideas or if they come to

47:49

fruition or in my opinion and obviously

47:51

I haven't spoken facts about this but

47:53

the crypto fund and all this other sort

47:54

of stuff every dollar that should go

47:56

into the social Social Security trust

47:57

fund and that Social Security trust fund

47:59

should be for the benefit of all

48:01

Americans and it should be equities it

48:03

should be ownership it should be

48:04

participation in what the American

48:07

dream the American dream enabled us all

48:09

to succeed and it should enable everyone

48:11

else to participate in shares and equity

48:13

in American Enterprise that can come to

48:15

Market so it's not about a thousand

48:16

bucks on your born it's about an ongoing

48:18

participation putting your money in and

48:20

having that money allocated in a way

48:22

that America that smart and Wealthy

48:24

Americans get to allocate it which is

48:26

into owning and businesses that's it

48:28

Shelty yeah go no I I think it's great I

48:31

hopefully you guys don't feel like I'm

48:32

Like discrediting You by saying you guys

48:34

but I'm just trying to give you guys I

48:35

think a great it's an important framing

48:37

because it's like it you're you're 100%

48:40

right but like I you know we see

48:41

comments on YouTube like oh you guys and

48:43

I'm like dude I remember like it feels

48:46

like yesterday when I was in fraking

48:48

debt I graduated college with a bunch of

48:50

debt and I went and like found a job and

48:52

worked my ass off and I was working 20

48:54

hour days and never slept and like you

48:56

know it wasn't easy I mean I feel like

48:58

very emotional about this right now

48:59

sorry hang

49:00

on

49:03

um listen it it wasn't easy bro it

49:07

wasn't given to you none of us inherited

49:09

none of us inherited we we we came to

49:11

America and to see the joy to to see

49:14

what we all benefited from I'm getting

49:15

emotional about this but it's like well

49:17

it's because the American dream's broken

49:20

we got to fix

49:21

it to have people talk about it as if as

49:24

if being successful and and getting

49:27

there is a crime it a bad person it's a

49:31

Dream It's a dream schy go I think the

49:33

the framing this is very important like

49:35

my mom is also an immigrant right she

49:37

came here from Scotland she has no

49:38

education I think she stopped going to

49:40

school at like 14 or something like that

49:41

comes to America and she's this massive

49:44

success here in terms of like where she

49:46

came from where she got to right and

49:47

what she was able to buy she was able to

49:49

buy a home in the East Village of New

49:51

York City she able to buy a beach house

49:53

like just off of like grind and hard

49:55

work yeah what she saw here which I'm

49:58

sure a lot of you guys also saw is

49:59

opportunity she had ambition and

50:02

opportunity and I I think that that's

50:05

what I think a lot of times that's what

50:07

immigrants see when they come here

50:09

because they probably come from places

50:10

where they feel absolutely no

50:12

opportunity so the second they feel like

50:14

there's a little of it if they work

50:15

those 20 hours a week I mean I saw my

50:16

parents grind totally like my work ethic

50:19

just comes from watching them you know

50:20

what I mean just watching them just kill

50:22

it every single day so what I think that

50:25

you guys are speaking to which is really

50:26

important and I think it's important

50:27

that people know your story as well

50:29

because it becomes more accessible when

50:31

they see you guys and they know what you

50:32

came from and they know you're working

50:33

at Burger King and now you guys are

50:35

worth billions of dollars it's very

50:37

important that Americans know that

50:38

that's possible for them maybe not to

50:39

hit a billion but maybe to hit a million

50:41

maybe hit 300,000 maybe to buy a house

50:45

that's $100,000 that they're really

50:47

proud of own it

50:49

outright and the fact that this is

50:51

accessible like what you just said to me

50:54

is just hope and abundance like that's

50:56

the message of what you just said you

50:57

said something that made it seem very

50:59

simple to me we put this money here

51:00

everybody's now invested in the success

51:02

of the American economy and now when we

51:04

see the Stock Market ticker look green

51:07

which is all the average person sees

51:09

green or red we don't really know

51:10

anything but when we see green we get

51:13

excited we

51:14

go and now we goes up and we start

51:17

rooting Jam feels that way too yeah but

51:20

think he's getting excited right now if

51:21

you're saying it he's gonna start crying

51:23

oh wait it's green today it's been red

51:25

for a week but think like CEOs right

51:27

like these people uh have become

51:30

villainized right and it's because we're

51:32

not attached to the success of their

51:34

companies that's right when if you if

51:36

your biggest holding is Tesla please

51:38

believe you're not upset yeah I think

51:41

people think that their success now

51:42

works against your best interests yes

51:45

instead of and the system's rigged and

51:47

the system's rigged and you can't be

51:48

part of it and you're being ground down

51:51

this is a I think really good proposal

51:53

freeberg and and if you look at housing

51:55

that's the other one I I when I if I run

51:57

for president you know what my position

51:58

is going to be Shela what's that I'm

52:00

going to build five cities with 3

52:02

million homes in each and you can only

52:04

buy them if you make under x amount per

52:06

year it's not going to be like the

52:08

projects or like you know subsidized

52:10

housing in New York talking about it's

52:12

not going to be sty town okay it's gonna

52:14

be nice house that's pretty good if you

52:16

can get it yeah St Town's not bad but

52:18

not like projects I'm talking about like

52:20

proper homes like bu we are the most

52:23

Innovative

52:24

country Society ever created created I

52:26

mean since the Greeks they were pretty

52:28

great too but we could build five new

52:29

cities why the can't we build five new

52:31

cities with 3 million homes in it let's

52:32

do some like Manhattan project for

52:34

housing and then healthare how the hell

52:36

do we not have like good healthare for

52:38

everybody in this country the richest

52:39

country in the world greatest economy

52:41

whatever we should be able to solve

52:43

those problems and that's why people

52:44

don't feel like they're part of this is

52:46

because basic housing basic health care

52:49

and your retirement it's not like it's

52:51

rigged against you this sounds crazy but

52:53

for young people I think they would

52:56

forgive healthare if they were invested

52:59

in the market and I think being invested

53:02

in the market is just so daunting but

53:04

the feeling that everybody else is

53:05

getting rich when you're not is the

53:07

reason why I bought crypto not knowing

53:10

anything about it it's a reason why

53:11

everybody else bought it it's this

53:13

feeling that the train is running away

53:15

and you're not going to be part of it so

53:17

how do we get them to feel part of that

53:19

success I think really importantly you

53:21

know today just just to give you guys

53:23

some other statistics 60% of middle

53:26

class households net worth is in their

53:28

home only 10 10% of their net worth is

53:31

in owning the S&P 500 in in index funds

53:34

or whatever in their retirement accounts

53:36

and so by creating this American Dream

53:38

around housing and allowing the federal

53:40

government to provide loans on housing

53:42

we've increased the cost of housing

53:43

we've created a very like destructive

53:45

housing bubble in the sense that it has

53:47

reduced people's exposure to

53:49

participation in productive value

53:51

creation and that's through the

53:52

ownership of businesses instead we've

53:55

stored our net worth in the house and in

53:57

order to keep the economy and the social

54:00

structure stable we've created policies

54:03

that allow the continuation of the

54:05

growth in the value of houses so people

54:07

feel like their net worth is

54:08

incrementing and 100% right and that's

54:10

unfortunately very making new housing

54:14

which makes it worse with the

54:15

restrictions have you guys heard of

54:16

Warren Buffett's most public failure no

54:20

Warren Buffett's most public failure was

54:22

when he was brought on as an adviser to

54:24

Arnold Schwarzenegger when schwarzen was

54:26

running for governor and Buffett kind of

54:30

looked at the laws in California and

54:34

there's a law in California when you own

54:35

a home that when you pass on you can

54:38

pass it off to your kids and you can

54:39

basically keep the cost that you paid in

54:43

terms of setting the real estate taxes

54:45

and it's had an enormously negative

54:47

effect in unlocking turnover of homes

54:51

and that's a large driver of why homes

54:54

are so expensive in California so

54:55

Buffett looked at this

54:57

and there was a lot of fanfare

54:59

Schwarzenegger is like here's my

55:00

economic genius and first thing he said

55:02

was guys I think we should repeal this

55:04

law he was gone two days later wow he's

55:07

not popular and by the way there's a lot

55:08

of other policies like this you know two

55:11

days later he had to resign if you do

55:13

the if you do the true kind of like

55:14

macroanalysis as an investor you should

55:17

probably have about 20% of your net

55:18

worth in the US in real estate not 60%

55:22

and so we need to give people the

55:23

ability and we need to think about all

55:25

the follow on trickle effects of

55:27

creating a set of laws a set of policies

55:30

that basically incentivize almost all of

55:32

your net worth to go into a single asset

55:34

your home and what that then means in

55:36

the fact that we have to keep pumping up

55:37

the value of that home and we have to

55:39

have a system in order for people to

55:40

feel like they're getting ahead keep

55:42

inflating and eventually people can't

55:43

afford homes and that's where we are

55:44

today when did you guys first started

55:46

start your education in in the markets

55:49

like at what age did you feel like you

55:53

sought out I bought my first stock in

55:56

the company I was working for or the

55:59

parent company the company I was working

56:00

for in 1989 when I was 18 years old so

56:03

18 what about you did I bought $300 in

56:05

stock um I signed up for an E Trade

56:08

account in college uh because I saw that

56:11

TV show called bull do you remember that

56:13

TV show was about Investment Banking

56:14

during the.com bubble it was such a no

56:16

one knows that show and I was like man

56:18

Wall Street is so cool I want to learn

56:20

about stocks because I was an

56:21

astrophysics major I didn't like I

56:23

didn't know what I was going to do after

56:24

I was going to go to graduate school or

56:25

whatever

56:26

and then I got caught up in the.com

56:28

bubble and I started reading the Wall

56:29

Street Journal every day I would take it

56:31

down to the freaking Plaza and I would

56:32

read the journal at school during lunch

56:35

and I tried to learn about tech and

56:36

business and markets because i' always

56:37

been a tech guy and I'm like man there's

56:39

all these startups and this is how the

56:40

markets work so I set up an E Trade

56:42

account I put some money in it and I

56:43

started and I bought some stocks and I

56:45

read the investor business business

56:47

daily on what stocks to buy they had a

56:49

rating and I bought those stocks and

56:51

they went up and I'm like man this is

56:53

awesome like I love owning stocks and

56:55

that kind of kicked me off and then got

56:56

an investment banking job after college

56:58

and it totally changed my career

56:59

trajectory I was like I want to go work

57:01

in the tech industry and work in

57:02

business what about you and it shifted

57:03

up for me you buy your first Equity but

57:06

by the way that I sorry let me just say

57:07

one thing what you asked is a really

57:08

important question I just realized this

57:10

Andrew because my um my interest in that

57:13

stock market thing at that time actually

57:15

changed my career trajectory and it

57:17

really reset what I was going to do with

57:18

my life to get involved in business and

57:21

go work in the tech industry as opposed

57:22

to work in science as a researcher and

57:25

that was a really shift for me so it it

57:27

gave me that kind of feeling of like oh

57:29

I got to learn more and then that that

57:30

kind of changed my career sorry go ahead

57:32

Jam I was 14 or 15 years old and there

57:35

was a this is when Rodney King had the

57:39

kicked out of him and almost

57:40

died all these race riots in LA and

57:44

nothing had changed actually in America

57:46

but where I was growing up in Canada the

57:49

provincial government created a program

57:51

that said if you're a minority and

57:52

you're on welfare we'll pay for you to

57:55

get a job

57:56

I I was a minority on welfare so I got a

58:00

job and it was at a startup that was

58:03

just going parabolic and their stock was

58:06

going nuclear and I lived in this shitty

58:09

part of

58:10

town and I would see the controller of

58:13

that company drive past me every day

58:16

while I was waiting for the bus and one

58:18

day he stopped and I went with this guy

58:21

Sam leg he drove me that whole

58:23

summer and he taught me what does the

58:26

company do why is the founder a

58:28

billionaire what the hell does this even

58:30

mean he unpacked it and so I saw

58:33

firsthand what it meant to work not for

58:35

a salary but to get a stake in the thing

58:38

that you're working for I bought a

58:40

couple shares it went up and it was

58:44

great but then I really fell in love

58:46

with this idea that I could understand

58:47

something and own a piece of it and then

58:50

it really accelerated when I graduated

58:52

from college because I was like freeberg

58:54

I was in debt and I was like how the do

58:56

get out of debt and I traded stocks on

58:59

behalf of my boss this guy Mike fer who

59:02

I thank to this day and I made so much

59:05

money right before the do crash he gave

59:08

me the money to pay off my student loans

59:10

wow wow and then ever since then I was

59:13

hooked I was like okay I can learn this

59:15

and I can deal with the vicissitudes of

59:17

this look the markets are brutal there

59:19

are moments where you just wake up and

59:21

it looks like everything's working and

59:22

then there are moments and this is what

59:24

everybody needs to understand though if

59:26

some of these programs work where it

59:29

literally looks like the bottom is

59:30

falling out and I cannot describe to

59:32

people the pressure you will feel on

59:35

behalf of you and your family when it

59:37

looks like you're taking a 30 or 40 or

59:41

50% negative downturn to your net worth

59:44

yeah it inflicts a level of

59:47

psychological damage that I cannot

59:49

describe to you and the the bigger the

59:51

numbers get by the way I told this story

59:54

on Tucker there was a period where I

59:55

would would wake up and I could just

59:56

tweet and the markets would go up they

59:58

were like what's he going to say next

60:00

and then it all stopped and then there

60:02

was a two and a half year period where I

60:04

gave it all back and then some wow

60:07

that's frustrating yeah the mest Touch

60:09

goes away it's beyond frustrating it

60:12

shakes you to your core so if we do

60:14

these programs I think the freedberg

60:15

idea is is just beautiful it's lovely

60:18

what about you sh when did you make but

60:20

I just to finish if we do it we have to

60:23

try to teach people how to deal with the

60:25

draw Downs because that's where if you

60:28

don't teach them how to deal with the

60:30

the volatility of losing money it's

60:32

great when everything's green but those

60:35

red days man how you comport yourself

60:38

how you act how you treat other people

60:40

in the red days are the only days that

60:43

matter yeah it's a Growing Experience

60:45

what about you Shelty when did you buy

60:46

your first Equity I was

60:48

probably

60:50

35

60:52

ohine so my my I mean my parent how old

60:55

are you I'm 41 so I maybe even a little

60:58

bit later now I might have like owned

61:00

stock without even realizing it type of

61:02

thing where like I had like a business

61:03

manager who set up some retirement fund

61:05

or something like that but not me

61:07

actively choosing a stock and buying it

61:09

um my w my wife's father-in-law is a

61:14

very uh successful businessman and uh

61:17

he's he's he's I I don't want to say

61:19

like predicted the markets really well

61:21

but he has he was in Nvidia like super

61:23

early early early early and uh a bunch

61:26

of others and we were like sitting down

61:28

and like aspin somewhere and he like

61:30

said Hey listen what do you mean you

61:31

don't own anything he goes hey can you

61:33

take a you know I don't know if he said

61:35

10 grand or 100 Grand or something like

61:36

that he goes can you just put it in

61:38

these different stocks I go okay sure I

61:39

open up this like E Trade account or

61:41

whatever the it was but an interesting

61:44

thing right there is like you guys were

61:45

so young was 18 22 14 and to me I think

61:50

like the education of this is really

61:52

important like my parents did really

61:54

well but they're financially

61:56

like there was no passing on this like

61:58

knowledge of like investing when what it

62:00

means to invest like they made their

62:02

money by like working every single day

62:04

for it not like you guys don't but like

62:05

they were teaching dance lessons so it's

62:07

like this is how much the dance lesson

62:08

costs and you pay me and maybe I'll have

62:10

40 people in the class okay more people

62:12

are paying and now other teachers can

62:14

also teach but it was intimidating to

62:17

them it was int intimidating to me it

62:19

still is intimidating to me well this is

62:21

the I think the upside of crypto in some

62:23

ways also the upside of prize picks or

62:25

the you know gambling poker it's the

62:27

upside of Robin Hood and and coinbase

62:30

and all these things being available

62:31

this generation generation bet like they

62:33

love to gamble these young kids this is

62:35

my concern they're no but they're

62:36

learning they're learning how to take

62:38

the the downdrafts I Lear I think they

62:41

are learning so maybe like the barrier

62:43

of Entry is less but my concern is that

62:45

they're treating it more like gambling

62:46

than investing and I think that we've

62:49

almost like tricked the American public

62:51

into thinking that investing is gambling

62:54

when the way that you guys are

62:55

describing is it's not it's like

62:57

investing in the S&P and then leaving it

62:59

there and taking those downturns and

63:01

waiting for it to come back up yeah but

63:03

here's the thing you have to learn these

63:04

lessons at the poker table you cannot

63:06

play poker without real money or else

63:08

you're not going to get the burn you're

63:09

not going to stay up at night how do we

63:10

how do we so that's what these kids are

63:12

doing they're how do we educate them

63:13

it's not every kid right it's the

63:15

education comes from doing and if you

63:17

let these kids trade they will figure it

63:19

out over time and then what happens is

63:20

like you they get married they get they

63:23

get a baby they want to get a house and

63:24

then they say you know what I I'm going

63:25

to I'm going to stop buying meme coins

63:27

I'm going to start buying Bitcoin I'm

63:28

going to stop buying Bitcoin I'm going

63:30

to buy Nvidia and things with real R

63:32

they just get addicted to get happen all

63:34

the time exactly I agree with I agree

63:36

with SCH I don't think that I I think

63:38

you're being super reductive like oh

63:39

they'll get on the the all of a sudden

63:42

understand Dave Swenson's Yale endowment

63:44

asset allocation model [ __ ] I've

63:46

seen they won't I have seen thousands

63:49

and thousands and thousands of guys over

63:51

time who deeply steeped in this business

63:55

wash out

63:56

yeah and each to a one the more

64:00

sophisticated they get they all fall to

64:02

the same pressures which is they don't

64:04

know how to simplify and they don't know

64:07

how to be patient these are things that

64:09

every human being needs to learn and I

64:12

don't think time in the market actually

64:14

solves those two traits those are

64:16

psychological traits that you have to go

64:19

and figure out in a different way you

64:20

look inside yourself and you have to

64:22

figure those out okay yeah fair enough

64:25

but but between the choice of hey we're

64:27

going to grow up blue collar we have no

64:29

access to these markets we have no way

64:31

to trade in them we have no way to learn

64:33

and then today I think the system we

64:35

have today is better can people go off

64:38

the you know jump the fence and lose all

64:40

their money of course they can but they

64:42

could go to Vegas and do that prior to

64:43

that they could work with a bookie they

64:45

could do football sheets I I think

64:46

they're learning and when you use some

64:48

of these modern apps and you look at the

64:50

strategies and you see people on Reddit

64:52

working on these stocks and their thesis

64:54

I think it's trending the right there

64:56

can always be more education but this

64:58

is don't bet on the Jets right you said

65:00

it before I americ doesn't even know

65:03

what compound interest is I agree with

65:05

you in fact I'll tell you I'll tell you

65:06

a great story work to do I one of the

65:09

best things that happened when I

65:11

invested in the Golden State Warriors I

65:13

bought 10% of the team in 2011 or

65:16

something I got to meet all of them and

65:18

I got to meet a lot of my heroes and I

65:20

remember one meeting where I sat

65:23

with a go like play let's just put it

65:26

that we'll bleep it out we'll bleep it

65:27

out no I don't want to say his name but

65:30

okay fair

65:32

enough and he asked me the most

65:35

incredible question he's like jat can

65:38

you explain compound interest and Schulz

65:41

I can tell you I still have this

65:44

spreadsheet I just showed him a compound

65:46

interest

65:48

table and he had no idea how 8% versus

65:53

10% is like gargantuan over 50 years

65:56

over 20 years yeah and to your point it

65:59

was Illuminating that you're right

66:02

unless you unless you go and you jump

66:04

into it and you live it and Jason I

66:06

agree with you like there's nothing like

66:08

look Stan dram Miller says the same

66:10

thing invest then investigate like

66:12

there's nothing like putting the risk on

66:13

okay there's nothing like playing a hand

66:15

in poker there's nothing like taking a

66:17

shot at a different strategy in

66:19

blackjack win or lose you get feedback

66:22

but my point is most people don't get

66:24

better and so that's what you have to

66:26

solve is like how can you make it

66:28

interesting fun how can you talk about

66:30

the losses like this is a thing that I

66:31

had immense trouble with I still do

66:33

today I think I've gotten better with it

66:35

is to be able to talk about the losses

66:37

how do you talk about getting whacked

66:38

for $4 billion I can do it now but it's

66:41

brutal yeah it stung for a while for you

66:45

you saw you're a better person since you

66:46

saw me go through it how ashamed was I

66:49

for the two years that I had to unwind

66:51

that how bad it was hard for you yeah

66:53

yeah yeah it was hard I mean you're

66:54

imagine your whole identity is built

66:56

into you know you being successful in

66:59

these markets and you measure it the

67:01

wrong way like you point to the number

67:02

in the bank account not the way your

67:03

wife treats you not the way your kids

67:05

treat you not the way your friends treat

67:07

you and then you're like okay well I'm

67:10

30 40 50 60 70 80% poor so I'm just that

67:13

much less of a human being yeah but

67:16

that's a good reality check to lean into

67:18

family and those things that matter so

67:19

my point is like if you can if we can

67:21

get people more into the market I think

67:23

it's an incredible thing but you have to

67:25

to wrap it in these guard rils that have

67:27

nothing to do with the market they

67:29

everything to do with who you are as a

67:30

person and I think like the first step

67:33

is showing like what is the most

67:36

simplistic version of the benefit of the

67:39

market and I think it's compound

67:40

interest I I really think that that is

67:42

if we start there like remove the stock

67:44

market don't even talk about it just

67:46

like what happens if I left it in a

67:47

savings account that's getting 4% and I

67:49

don't touch it right now you know the

67:51

rule of 72 that was the one that opened

67:53

my brain up so the rule of 72 is

67:55

whatever the percentage you grow uh per

67:58

month divide it into 72 so let's say you

68:01

were growing 7.2% in the market per year

68:04

divide that it takes 10 years to double

68:07

your money so it's a time to double your

68:08

money okay if you were growing 7% a

68:11

month you know on whatever your

68:13

Investments are let's say you got a

68:15

great business that's growing like

68:16

Facebook or something like that that

68:17

means you double the number of users or

68:19

Revenue every 7.2 months once you

68:21

understand that you can do it quickly

68:23

just like in poker you know the number

68:24

of outs each card represents roughly 2%

68:28

chance because there's 50 of them right

68:29

so they each count for about 2% then you

68:32

can start doing this stuff in the back

68:33

of your head I I I had this idea I think

68:35

I talked about it here on the program of

68:36

doing a kids investment club and I

68:37

bought the domain kids investment Club I

68:40

actually need to do this I got to

68:42

prioritize this and find a CEO for it or

68:44

do it as a nonprofit or something just

68:46

kids need to learn this early Robin Hood

68:49

or somebody should make an app where

68:50

they can invest like a shadow but it's

68:52

you know like with their parents maybe

68:54

they can make the trade the par approves

68:56

it something like that there's something

68:58

where we should be learning all this in

68:59

high school this should be like this

69:01

what's more important than this remove

69:03

the fear remove the fear and and the

69:06

reason it's important is what we were

69:07

saying earlier get the American people

69:09

invested in American success and you

69:11

will find so much more patriotism you

69:14

will not find us nitpicking on all these

69:16

little things that a lot of us maybe go

69:18

why is this such a big deal like the

69:21

bathroom like most of us aren't

69:22

unaffected I cannot begin to explain how

69:25

quick will forget about the bathrooms

69:27

when the S&P is up 15% and you're

69:30

looking at your portfolio and you're

69:31

like I you could take a sh wherever you

69:34

want okay absolutely yes I have you got

69:37

something else to focus on absolutely

69:39

look at this hey fredberg here's your

69:41

time machine check it out there's your

69:43

favorite show I don't want to make you

69:44

more emotional but there he is your guy

69:47

Stanley Tucci from bull I think it only

69:49

made I think it only made it one season

69:51

one season but Tucci gang in full effect

69:54

I was such a tech ner growing up but I

69:56

never thought about the business of

69:57

technology and then the startup boom

69:58

happened and you got this bull show on

70:01

TV and I'm like man this is so much more

70:02

exciting than sitting in a freaking lab

70:04

doing mathematical modeling where I was

70:06

like pulling my freaking hair out I'm

70:08

like I want to get after that yeah and

70:10

the rest is history you know have you

70:12

guys watched Stanley Tucci on HBO where

70:14

he tours Italy and he does his little so

70:16

great and on SE seen it and I've seen

70:19

cook on Tik Tok he's like today is it

70:21

rolling it's rolling today I'm going to

70:24

make you FR it's got but I'm doing it in

70:28

the capacho base and we're going to put

70:31

and I'm like I just can this guy do ASMR

70:34

or put me to bed at night the best I I

70:38

got a man crush on Tucci tui's the best

70:40

I mean he's I would like to roll with

70:43

tuchi can you imagine if we went to

70:44

Italy and just had like a just roll with

70:47

Tui through

70:48

Italy I love that guy any dream is

70:51

possible J you could pull it I know

70:53

we're all dreaming here we're all

70:54

dreaming here

70:55

all right we're still dreamers by the

70:57

way really important everyone should

70:59

know that I think like there's no the

71:01

thing that the thing that a lot of

71:02

people assume this is the true about

71:05

humans in general is there's an end to

71:06

the rainbow but there isn't you ride the

71:08

rainbow till you die that's it and

71:11

there's always hope there's always

71:12

dreams there's always more and it

71:14

doesn't stop that's what makes it fun

71:16

are you taking the ketamine in Austin or

71:18

something what happened you just got all

71:19

full I'm a little hung over today I

71:20

started drinking at 10 a.m. yesterday we

71:22

went to um we went to the Mothership

71:24

last night and we well we hung out with

71:27

a couple of your boys I think who you

71:29

hang out with Tony

71:32

Tony ton was very nice and um met Shane

71:35

Gillis was there Shane Shane Gillis was

71:37

there but he was big time he was big

71:39

time there was a mob around and we

71:40

didn't get to meet him the guy Bert who

71:42

take I didn't recogniz yeah he had a

71:45

shirt on so I didn't recognize he was

71:47

course yeah I was like but then I saw

71:49

the body shape and I was like yeah

71:50

that's that's probably probably him when

71:53

did you start in comedy I was uh I think

71:55

it's almost been like 18 years or

71:57

something like that so you started in

71:58

your early 20s in New York going to the

72:00

funny bone or what I have a question

72:02

actually how did you get into it how do

72:04

you keep your like how do you pay for

72:06

your life before you make it how like

72:08

what like is it that you have a normal

72:10

day job I lived I lived with my parents

72:13

for like a very long time like my

72:15

parents lived in the East Village so I

72:16

was walking distance from like multiple

72:18

comedy clubs it was you know incredibly

72:20

uh I mean I worked like with my parents

72:22

for a little bit then I managed

72:24

restaurants and like just managed them

72:26

you manag restaurants in Manhattan yeah

72:27

I did I started in Santa Barbara when I

72:29

was going to college that's where I did

72:31

my first comedy gig and then I manage a

72:33

restaurant out in Brooklyn and um not

72:37

called biscuit barbecue was in Park

72:39

Slope Brooklyn and then um then I

72:42

started to make a little money in

72:43

standup and it was like enough to like

72:45

buy a m Moon's Falafel I like had like a

72:47

five to FF money I had I had A5 to $10 a

72:51

day budget and I like I could eat cereal

72:53

for breakfast and then I just and I

72:55

saved some money cuz I was going to

72:57

school was when I was going to school I

72:59

was working at that restaurant and I

73:00

like saved some money and like I had a

73:01

little pipe dream Ving up a bar with a

73:03

friend of mine in New York and then I

73:05

was like you know what I'm just GNA

73:06

spend this money trying to be a comedian

73:09

and I hope by the time I get rid of the

73:12

money I'm making money a comedy and it

73:14

came down to like $700 in my bank

73:16

account I was like renting out the room

73:17

where I slept in and I would sleep in a

73:19

closet in my apartment and uh it just

73:23

and it worked out it just worked out I

73:25

started making a couple money do a

73:26

couple gigs started touring got on a TV

73:28

show and then it then it kind of worked

73:30

out was there a moment that where

73:33

because when you when you know when the

73:34

cancel culture was alive and well that's

73:36

when I first encountered you it was

73:38

initially on Tik Tok actually sure and

73:41

you were on fire because you were saying

73:42

stuff nobody else was saying and I

73:44

thought how does he even dare to pull

73:46

this [ __ ] off and was was there moment

73:49

that where you broke or you tipped or no

73:51

so I you kind of like it's interesting

73:53

you kind of break and then you go away

73:54

like so I so I broke on like some MTV

73:57

shows and I was you know doing all these

73:58

things on MTV had my own shows and all

74:00

that kind of stuff and then I kind of

74:03

you know the MTV thing kind of dried up

74:04

and then I kind of went away but I was

74:05

luckily doing this podcast with

74:07

Charlamagne and the podcast was very

74:08

popular and that was like providing for

74:10

me and then I was doing some shows on

74:12

the road and you know people would come

74:14

out from the podcast but um and then I

74:17

really couldn't get any traction in

74:18

standup world so when I was doing like

74:20

comedy stuff with MTV it wasn't really

74:23

in the standup world and it's because my

74:24

standup maybe wasn't of the ilk of what

74:27

was like popular at the time and I have

74:30

a lot of empathy by the way for like the

74:31

people who are just working at a network

74:33

they're producing these shows like they

74:35

their kids in private school I want to

74:37

tell a crazy joke about women or gays or

74:40

whatever the it is and they're like I'm

74:42

not trying to get fired and like I'm

74:44

just trying my kids in private school we

74:45

just got them into Dalton I don't want

74:47

to rock the boat like you know reason

74:50

you understand like I don't think that

74:51

they're self-preservation exct but I

74:54

didn't want to changed my comedy so I

74:56

was like okay where can I put it out and

75:00

luckily we were putting the podcast out

75:01

on YouTube it was successful and I just

75:03

started putting things out on YouTube

75:05

and I started doing these shows and

75:07

these shows started selling out it was

75:08

like really weird like the first thing I

75:11

put out I sold out the next weekend and

75:12

I was never gu sold out how many seats

75:14

where these are like 300 seat clubs and

75:16

you do maybe four or five shows a

75:17

weekend and you get 50 bucks a seat 20

75:20

bucks a seat no not even you get a flat

75:22

rate you get two grand to do the weekend

75:23

or something like that and a lot of

75:25

these times the comedy clubs would just

75:27

like call people and say hey do you want

75:28

to see this guy and give away the

75:29

tickets for free it was really the old

75:31

model was basically it's like a bar so

75:33

you just get the people in and they sell

75:34

the drinks so the weekend would sell out

75:37

then another one would sell out and I

75:38

was like holy maybe maybe there's

75:39

something there's a conversion rate that

75:41

I didn't see and I kept putting stuff

75:43

out on YouTube I would do a new clip

75:45

every week for a year on YouTube then I

75:47

put these a special on YouTube instead

75:50

and then I learned very quickly that

75:51

there was this huge like white space in

75:53

the market like the comedy on TV was

75:55

corny and people didn't really like it

75:57

and nobody was putting out like the

75:59

quote unquote like real comedy there's

76:01

different versions of Comedy but I'm

76:03

being very

76:04

simplistic and the more edgy stuff I put

76:06

on YouTube and it just exploded and um

76:10

yeah my career kind of really took off

76:11

from there and then covid came around

76:13

and there was a I was able to be a

76:16

little bit more honest because I wasn't

76:19

tied to a network and worried about

76:22

maybe losing my job at the network yeah

76:25

and then it just I think in America we

76:27

reward bravery yeah you just signed a

76:29

Netflix deal right I mean you did this

76:31

the show yeah we're actually doing the

76:34

show in Austin tonight where we're going

76:35

to talk with some folks about this

76:37

General concept where you start out as

76:38

kind of an independent yeah say whatever

76:40

you want you're totally free it's your

76:42

own platform it's your own voice yeah

76:44

and then you go sign a deal with another

76:46

platform like are you now you know did

76:48

you find it hard to trade the money for

76:51

whatever might come along with that

76:52

there's restrictions there's you there's

76:54

two way two ways to look at it right

76:55

it's like there's one like I think that

76:59

I don't want to give myself too much

77:00

credit here there but like I think that

77:02

what we've did is created another

77:03

Marketplace for comedy that the

77:05

streaming networks had to now compete

77:07

with yeah so they were losing Comics to

77:10

YouTube because it was more advantageous

77:12

to put your comedy up on YouTube and

77:14

build a following and then go sell

77:16

tickets on the road whereas before the

77:17

only way you could like really make a

77:19

big chunk of money on your comes if you

77:20

got one of these fancy specials now

77:22

people are like I don't even want to do

77:24

the special because if I put on YouTube

77:25

I can tour for years and really build a

77:27

fan base so to have this autonomy the

77:30

Netflix thing is interesting because

77:31

like Netflix is the second biggest I

77:33

guess uh streaming service on the planet

77:36

it's like YouTube than Netflix so if I

77:38

already have this huge imprint on

77:39

YouTube it would only be smart for me to

77:43

now tap into the second biggest and see

77:44

if there's some people there that aren't

77:45

consuming my content on YouTube so back

77:47

to the so then back to the the guy who's

77:49

got the the kid at Dalton now when you

77:52

go and negotiate a deal with Netflix are

77:54

they basically silent or do they not a

77:57

single note yeah so you do whatever you

77:59

want and it is what it is let it rip now

78:01

my last special was supposed to be with

78:03

Amazon so it was with Amazon and they

78:05

had some notes and I bought it back from

78:07

them and I put it out myself wow really

78:09

wow yeah and I sold it I sold it myself

78:11

and it actually one of the coolest

78:12

things ever because I think I'm may be

78:14

one of the only Comics that actually

78:16

knows what they're worth yeah you don't

78:19

really know what you're well walk us

78:21

through that so you do it and what do

78:22

the notes say that like

78:25

yeah it was two jokes and like I get it

78:26

they make money selling toilet paper

78:28

like why are they gonna have this huge

78:30

you know uh you made fun of the toilet

78:33

paper industry I got

78:35

it toilet paper Big T very powerful

78:38

Lobby you know what's funny is like

78:39

culture has changed and I feel like a

78:41

lot of times the streamers are like down

78:43

river from culture so like I bet now I

78:45

would be able to put it out on Amazon

78:46

and be totally fine but at that time it

78:48

was maybe very edgy and a volatile time

78:50

culturally so I was able to put it out

78:53

and you know I but you had the choice

78:55

right you could have taken the jokes out

78:57

and kept it but then instead you took

78:59

the harder path which is I'm just going

79:00

to buy it back yeah and I take the risk

79:02

and I'll figure it out later yeah I I've

79:05

I'm not risk averse at all I actually

79:07

enjoy risk it kind of excites me but um

79:10

what excites me more is like putting out

79:11

the piece exactly how I wanted to put it

79:13

out and I can't like scream about

79:15

censorship and comedians should do the

79:17

jokes we want to do and then the second

79:18

somebody gives me a big check I go whoa

79:20

we don't have to do the like I have to

79:22

be at least consistent on that and um

79:26

culture continued to change and you got

79:28

to give Netflix credit too like they

79:29

took a lot of they took a lot of hits

79:31

for putting out comedy that some people

79:33

thought was maybe a little bit too

79:34

offensive the Chappelle stuff Chelle

79:36

stuff really that put him in the

79:38

crosshairs exact they stood strong right

79:41

absolutely they stood strong and like

79:42

seeing that gave me a lot of confidence

79:44

I was like okay like and they literally

79:47

we just made the whole thing and they

79:48

just gave us money so like they were not

79:51

involved at all in like the creation so

79:54

to say

79:55

they they're involved in giving us money

79:56

for it and then they're involved in the

79:58

marketing obviously and their algorithm

80:01

and getting it that's all Sandos he's he

80:03

believes in comedy yeah but he's like a

80:05

huge comedy fan from back in the day I

80:07

think people don't realize that about

80:08

him like you need somebody who actually

80:10

loves the art and is not just looking at

80:12

it as a thing that they can monetize

80:14

like there's a the term this guy used

80:16

that you have to find somebody

80:17

spiritually aligned with you and that's

80:19

not mumbo jumbo it like they truly

80:22

understand the intention of Comedy so

80:24

things aren't hurtful or painful to them

80:26

because they understand what you intend

80:27

to do so and then I got interesting too

80:30

they they tried to cancel you what what

80:32

was the joke who the the mobs because

80:35

they went after Tony Hinchcliffe twice

80:37

oh yeah and each time he went 10x they

80:39

came after chamath on this program that

80:41

was the first level up we got three

80:43

times the audience after they tried to

80:44

cancel chimal yeah the White House

80:46

released the statement it doesn't it

80:48

doesn't it doesn't really work when you

80:49

have like core fans that believe in you

80:51

and I feel like you guys have probably

80:53

built that you know the relationship

80:54

you've built with your fans there's

80:55

probably people very grateful of the

80:58

information that you give them and uh so

81:00

when they try to paint you in a certain

81:02

light you actually have like a hundred

81:04

hours of time with those people that

81:07

they know you to be more than that one

81:08

statement that you've said so now

81:10

they're not as concerned about that

81:12

thing you said that maybe is taken out

81:13

of context or people have been offended

81:15

by I think like the biggest thing that

81:17

people miss about comedians is like

81:19

you're allowed to be offended by the

81:21

joke that I say like you're allowed to

81:23

react however the [ __ ] want to react

81:25

about it you had your life you went

81:26

through some crazy [ __ ] maybe you're

81:29

maybe you were bullied as [ __ ] as a kid

81:30

and like you don't want other people to

81:32

potentially have those feelings so you

81:33

see a joke that could elicit that and

81:35

you're like I want to protect that from

81:36

that protect them from that that's kind

81:38

of noble I'm like I'm cool with that if

81:41

you yourself tell me you don't like me

81:43

teasing you I'm not going to tease you

81:44

personally ever again I want you to feel

81:46

good but it doesn't mean that I won't

81:48

continue to make those jokes somewhere

81:49

else and I think my shows like I got the

81:52

most diverse audience in comedy history

81:54

yeah so it's like you come out to one of

81:56

my shows you can't tell me that people

81:59

don't like these jokes and I tried very

82:02

hard to like like if I'm curious about

82:04

your culture you'll know it through the

82:06

jokes it's not some little [ __ ] like

82:08

I'll try to dive deep and even surprise

82:10

you about something that I might know

82:12

and I think in that way people start to

82:14

feel seen and they don't feel bullied

82:16

they actually feel like represented and

82:18

they're like excited about it look you

82:20

you said something at the beginning

82:22

which I thought was really interesting

82:23

which is you're like a you have to Great

82:25

comedians are great observers of culture

82:28

so can you can you just tell us like

82:29

just observe the cultural moment what we

82:31

talked a lot about it but I just want

82:33

you to be maybe like put a point on it

82:35

where are we where's America what the

82:37

hell is going on like What's happen

82:38

what's happening however you feel that

82:40

question like what the hell is going on

82:43

um all-time low confidence in uh

82:48

institutions low confidence in

82:52

information there's an obs with

82:54

conspiracy because there's I mean that's

82:57

twofold one like it's the easiest way

82:59

for dumb people to feel smart like when

83:00

you know something no one else knows and

83:02

you get to share with people like

83:03

there's that like dopamine hit where

83:04

like I bet you didn't know this happened

83:06

you know yeah um but those thrive in

83:08

times where there's not real

83:10

transparency so I think everybody's

83:13

looking for answers and nothing is

83:15

exactly how it seems and the only way to

83:17

reins still that confidence is I think

83:18

like brutal transparency like you got to

83:21

just be like really honest with the

83:23

people this is what it is and we're

83:24

Americans we're proud people you know so

83:26

we can get through whatever you say but

83:29

you got to tell it to us as it is and I

83:31

think we're just assessing relationships

83:33

right now and I think like when the

83:35

economy is rough like you're seeing all

83:37

the Jewish stuff right now right like

83:39

obviously with the conf crazy well this

83:41

is the thing you got to understand like

83:43

most people have never met a Jewish

83:44

person like most Americans have no clue

83:47

what a Jewish person is outside of Kiran

83:48

enthusiasm or Seinfeld they don't know

83:50

what it is they think Jews are Upper

83:53

East Side New Yorkers like yeah the like

83:56

Seinfeld or they think it's like hedum

83:59

like it's just like one or the other

84:00

exactly they don't even know what like a

84:01

spartic Jew they don't know what an

84:03

African Jew is or a Moroccan Jew they

84:04

have no clue what that is and they

84:07

shouldn't they're like how many Jews are

84:09

there they're like more people from La

84:11

than there are Jews right like it's like

84:12

a very small population so I think

84:15

there's like a little bit of a

84:16

disconnect and you know when you don't

84:20

know a people and I think this is

84:22

probably true I could be off but I think

84:24

like an ambient feeling towards Jews

84:27

from people who don't know Jews it's an

84:29

ambient light and the stereotypes are

84:33

probably not like the best they're not

84:35

exactly negative as long as the economy

84:37

is good right they're like oh they

84:40

they're successful they kind of stick

84:42

together they they own businesses they

84:44

whatever and as long as the econom is

84:45

good everybody's cool and then eggs get

84:48

expensive and you're Buy on your rent

84:50

and you don't feel hope and you don't

84:51

and then you start going why do they got

84:53

all that what the what are they about

84:56

why are they why are they separatists

84:58

you know like I'm here prizz and I'm

85:00

trying to get everybody to go to heaven

85:02

and they just got their own thing what

85:04

and it's very easy for them to become

85:06

this like other group and then you

85:08

extrapolate that with what's happening

85:09

like Palestine and and Israel and you

85:13

get people to start like assessing like

85:15

the relationship between America and

85:17

another country like you saw America

85:19

become very uninterested in Ukraine

85:23

quickly like we we we the second the

85:26

economy goes down we start going well

85:28

what do they do for us what why are we

85:30

giving them like and they're starting to

85:33

ask similar questions about Israel and

85:37

there's a lot of anti-semites that are

85:38

jumping on on it and they're muddying

85:39

the whole thing they're going ah this is

85:41

what did they control the government

85:42

they do this all the every conspiracy is

85:46

time by the way you're you're speaking a

85:48

profound secret that many

85:52

administrations in government have known

85:54

for long time and I think this is where

85:55

some of the mistrust comes from I talked

85:58

about this like maybe it was like a

85:59

couple months ago but the most

86:01

incredible stock market was actually

86:03

under Biden the most amount of money

86:05

printed was under Biden the most

86:08

cumulative total budget deficits was

86:10

under Biden the most amount of

86:12

short-term refinancing of debt was under

86:15

Biden and part of what you can explain

86:17

is that if you keep the signals that

86:20

everything is healthy or up you're

86:23

allowed to prop all of these other

86:25

things that would get very quickly

86:29

recapitulated and when you take the gas

86:31

out of the market and you take the gas

86:32

out of all these other markets and all

86:34

of a sudden the price of energy is up

86:36

and the price of this is up and the

86:37

price of that is up then you start to

86:38

question hold on a second why are all of

86:40

these things as important you know the

86:43

above the line below the line

86:44

conversation that we have tried to have

86:46

several times on this pot Jason yeah and

86:48

you have to like meet people you have to

86:51

meet people where they feel in order to

86:53

communicate with them right right like

86:54

they could like when people right now

86:56

are like assessing like America's

86:57

relationship with Israel like it's it's

87:00

and and they you hear these like sound

87:01

bites like that's our closest Ally and

87:03

then they go what does that mean it's

87:04

like well let's explain to them what

87:06

that means like let's explain the

87:07

importance of that relationship and how

87:08

it's beneficial to Americans because if

87:10

you don't explain it and you just go oh

87:13

just be quiet whatever then they start

87:15

to look at these lunatics on Twitter and

87:17

start to go wait a minut is that is that

87:19

true yeah and then they're down the

87:21

conspiracy Hall like you have to explain

87:24

like I don't know what the mineral deal

87:26

was about but I know for with with

87:28

Ukraine but I know for a second there

87:30

are some Americans who go oh we're going

87:31

to get some minerals out of that all

87:32

right minerals sound good like they're

87:34

gonna pay us back it's that it's that

87:36

simplistic right so it's like I think I

87:38

think that kind of communication is

87:40

important and it will actually help

87:43

understand these relationships which I

87:45

imagine are very important I'm not privy

87:48

to all the geopolitical decisions that

87:49

are going on there who knows

87:51

intelligence from Israel could have

87:52

thwarted 20 more 911s yeah maybe you

87:54

can't say that because you expose the

87:56

intelligence operatives you have in the

87:58

field but it it would I think be helpful

88:00

to understand the value of that for the

88:03

everyday American so that when you see

88:05

something crazy on Twitter you can go

88:07

okay you're just a anti-semite and

88:09

you're looking for a justification for

88:10

your hate I mean this is your point

88:12

about Trump sometimes he has these take

88:15

we'll see you later bro take care David

88:17

this is like I think the point there's

88:19

going to be conspiracy theory about that

88:20

right now I just want to let you know

88:22

talked about Israel and he's like the

88:24

one Jewish guy left way to go way to go

88:26

Shela this is how it starts David David

88:30

this is how it starts you drove thanks a

88:32

lot you drove them out right chy when

88:34

you said um you know Trump's a masterful

88:36

kind of Communicator here Biden gave all

88:39

these weapons to to Ukraine under the

88:42

aices of what's called a lone lease they

88:45

have to pay them back but Biden never

88:47

communicated that well tell us and then

88:49

Trump comes out he's like you know what

88:51

we gave them 180 million 180 billion

88:54

they're going to give us 500 billion

88:55

back we're making a 40 he he basically

88:57

described a 42% compounded return sounds

89:00

good to me yeah better than anything

89:02

that's ever happened I mean he he's out

89:05

there in terms of his ability to

89:06

communicate at chath as we wrap here any

89:08

final thoughts what do you think about

89:11

Trump and what he's how he's doing and

89:14

what he's doing so far and what do you

89:15

think about Elon and Doge oh here we go

89:19

okay so uh Trump and what he's doing how

89:22

he's doing so far like I I I don't know

89:24

like in other words like I don't I don't

89:26

know if I can like assess it right away

89:28

maybe I'm giving him a little bit longer

89:31

uh like landing strip or whatever than

89:33

other people because I have a little bit

89:34

more hope or optimism I get if you don't

89:36

like the guy you're going see how

89:37

horrible this is immediately but I'm

89:39

going to give him a little bit more

89:40

leeway to see if it doesn't work out and

89:43

it's really horrible I'll be the first

89:44

person to call it out like I I've he's

89:47

in power we should definitely check the

89:48

people in power but I'm hoping that

89:51

these actions in the short term are

89:53

beneficial in the long term is everyone

89:55

going to work out no um do is like I'm

89:59

so depressed about not depressed stupid

90:01

but like I'm bummed about because I

90:02

don't think there's any American that is

90:04

pro waste inefficiency and bloat this

90:08

should be a bipartisan issue like all

90:11

Americans should be coming together

90:12

going oh my God the DMV is gonna get

90:14

better this sounds awesome and I think

90:19

you know I have a lot of respect for

90:20

Elon but I think sometimes on Twitter

90:22

he's like twisting knife a little bit

90:25

and it's like you don't need to twist

90:27

the knife like we all want this this is

90:29

something we can come together with as a

90:32

country in support this sounds great

90:36

don't twist it just kind of let it be

90:38

show your wins when you do something

90:41

wrong we can acknowledge the things that

90:43

we did are wrong and we'll respect that

90:44

it bums me that this has become so

90:46

partisan and I do understand there are a

90:48

lot of people on the left that are

90:49

making this partisan as well they're

90:52

weaponizing there was there was crazy

90:54

clip between Rogan and Elon where Rogan

90:57

was like how does all this go down

90:59

actually and he's like well I can't

91:00

really speak about the corruption

91:02

because I'm afraid it would get me

91:03

assassinated he's like actually if I

91:04

tell you what I know it was the weirdest

91:07

like two-minute clip and then they just

91:10

kind of left it and moved on and my

91:11

brain was like what are they talking

91:13

about what what must be going on there I

91:16

mean there's a lot of money going out

91:17

the door yeah but who's killing Eli like

91:20

if we are going to have World War III

91:21

don't you want the guy that has the

91:23

Rockets to go to Mars on your side yeah

91:26

yeah you kind of want the Super Genius

91:28

on your side for sure another thing

91:29

that's like really interesting to me is

91:31

like people keep going people keep doing

91:33

these things like what is elon's play

91:36

like what is he doing here like is he

91:37

actually G to take over and it's like

91:39

Elon has been dealing with like local

91:41

government for so long trying to push

91:43

through like he is not an American

91:46

citizen he cannot be president he is at

91:48

the highest position he will ever be in

91:50

his lifetime in America you can't get

91:52

higher than being the right-hand of the

91:54

president since you're not from America

91:56

you can be president so I think he's

91:58

going to behave really well because now

92:01

he's in the most powerful position he

92:03

will ever be in if you want to talk

92:05

about like power plays you gotta watch

92:08

out for JD that guy's a that guy's High

92:11

emotional intelligence like that that's

92:14

somebody that I would be keeping my eyes

92:16

on if I'm Trump but Elon he's GNA be a

92:19

good he's gonna be your best friend

92:21

because it's only downhill if he pisses

92:23

Trump off

92:25

interesting interesting little

92:26

Manchurian Candidate for JD I no no no

92:29

I'm not saying that he's gonna do

92:30

anything bad but he is like right don't

92:33

TR don't treat him light like we got

92:35

this don't sleep on JD New Yorkers we do

92:37

this all the time we hear someone with

92:38

like a Southern accent we think they're

92:39

a goofball and it's like right that guy

92:41

went from like a broken home to Yale

92:44

Appalachia to Yale and then the VP and

92:46

he's 40 he's your age he's like 40 he

92:49

called Trump Hitler or something and he

92:51

ended up as his he said I'm a never

92:52

Trump guy he he's so to say that he's

92:55

not emotionally intelligent does to say

92:58

he doesn't know how to manage up or

92:59

whatever that term is he's sappy I hey

93:02

keep an eye on him keep an eye on him

93:04

for sure all right listen Andrew Schultz

93:06

is playing at the Funny Bone on April

93:08

16th and 17th he'll be that Chuckles on

93:11

the 20th drink minimum two drink minimum

93:14

uh by the V you know where to find them

93:17

incredible

93:18

incredible Netflix special who do you

93:20

think who do you B last question who do

93:22

you think is the funniest if you had to

93:24

take a wild stab at who the funniest

93:26

person no me me Jason or free oh oh of

93:30

us between the three of you um okay so

93:34

you can say me Jason so Jason is the

93:36

most like naturally inclined to be funny

93:39

he's probably just the most funny being

93:40

around uh choth will probably get the

93:43

biggest laughs when he says something

93:44

funny because he's like he's not asking

93:47

for much like he'll just say something

93:49

that's like a dart and it will kind of

93:51

like hit you and you'll be like oh and

93:53

then I think David will like structure

93:56

something really funny and you'll be

93:57

like oh that was a clever I see how you

94:00

did that right there I um I was actually

94:02

when I was an astrophysicist shelsea I

94:04

am funny myself I did Summer Stock that

94:08

would be my take like I think if we're

94:09

off the Pod I think chamat says some

94:10

like wild sh that everybody goes what

94:13

the I think you say that the most that's

94:15

what I would say there you go all right

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Andy Schultz picks me they have it Mom I

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would like to clip that and uh yeah all

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right continued success come back

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anytime I like the way Schultz

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pronounces but I may go to chamath I

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like that Cham ch ch yeah chamath is too

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it's too used actually we should go to a

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different pronunciation I love chamoth

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chth is just so it's tough with the it's

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tough with the I know you forong but

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it's tough with the names from over

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there like my podcast co-host Akash

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right Akash everybody calls him Akash

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now I his name is spelled with two A's

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A's a after so it's like a you if it's

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got two A's next to each other after you

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go there but it's

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aash it is tricky but he said like his

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parents specifically picked a name he

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thought that Americans would be able to

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pronounce they calculated that and like

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they wereing him I think that's like a I

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think that's a really beautiful thing

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for a kid like you you go you know like

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how much could called they could have

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named him John Steve if they wanted it

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pron had to keep it real though they

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still had keep it real they would keep

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eight when I could when I could read and

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write English well eight okay cuz it was

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my second language and when I saw my

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name written out I was like what the fu

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did they do to me here what is this my

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middle name m name is like 15 other

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letters name a name that has math in it

95:37

like they knew what they wanted you know

95:39

yes they were like if you can if you can

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pronounce this you can solve the Pagan

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theor true this is this is harder than

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thean be an engineer oh I'm so proud of

95:51

him he's going to figure it out get us

95:53

two month he's going to get us ask a

95:56

question Andrew is it racist if I do an

95:58

Indian impersonation because I know I

95:59

can do Italian and Irish but can I do no

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it's funny bro I don't think so but I

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think it's like is it the intent I'm

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just I don't even think it's the intent

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I think if you like if you say certain

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things like if you say

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B right like if if you say that like

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that's like my love like you know if you

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say little things that are more than

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just the sound but if you tap into the C

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like to let them know hey I didn't learn

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this from The Simpsons like I learned it

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from my buddy's family then I think

96:30

you'll see people who are like Indian

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Sri Lanka they'll be like oh he oh he

96:34

got he's got friends he got he knows he

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knows I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead

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and until I make my move to commedian

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I'm not gonna do it I'm gonna save it to

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when I get my uh Tony uh kill Tony set

96:46

yeah what's your what's your Korean act

96:47

can you do that like can we go through I

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can go Korean cuz my wife's Korean and

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her dad

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I'll tell you my I can cuz my dad my my

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father-in-law I I went to China he's an

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industrialist he's there and I said Hey

97:02

listen I'd like to marry your daughter

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and he said okay

97:06

two two conditions and I said okay and

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he said do it fast and he poked me

97:13

Andrew so hard like a reinforced poke

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with his finger yeah yeah yeah on my

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shoulder got a bruise I'm like oh yeah

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and then he goes and I said what's the

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second thing he says no funds he says it

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just like that and I was like okay

97:27

okay I don't marry a daughter no

97:30

refunds do it fast and I literally had

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to marry her within a year because he

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knew he was like listen I got he had

97:36

four daughters and he's like I got to

97:38

move inventory I love it and I was the

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first I married the oldest daughter n

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none of the other daughters could get

97:43

married until I married my wife which

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was the greatest thing I ever did three

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beautiful kids you know how it is and uh

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listen good luck you going to have a

97:50

second and third Shel I know you got

97:51

some I hope so man God three is the

97:53

right number if you want to go if you

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want to do a half Elon you can go with

97:57

chamat plan he's on six or seven I'm on

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five bro I'm on five five well I mean

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anything's possible and then free BG's

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on four I'm on three I think three is

98:05

the right number I'm going to catch up

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boys I'm going to catch up all right

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listen continue success thanks for doing

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thank you so much for guys

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Che let your winners

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ride Rainman

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David and instead we open source it to

98:22

the fans and they just gone crazy with

98:24

it love you queen of

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K besties

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are that's my dog taking your

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driveways oh man myit will meet me we

98:44

should all just get a room and just have

98:45

one big huge orgy cuz they're allus it's

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like this like sexual tension that they

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just need to release

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somehow what

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be we need to get mer

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our I'm goinging all in

Interactive Summary

The podcast features comedian Andrew Schulz, who discusses his Netflix special "Life" which touches on his low sperm count, leading to a broader conversation about fertility, IVF, and a potential future where egg cells can be created from skin cells. The discussion shifts to political analysis, dissecting Gavin Newsom's strategic podcast and Trump's communication style, particularly regarding tariffs and wealth redistribution. The hosts also explore the mismanagement of the Social Security trust fund, the dynamics of the housing market, and proposals to foster wider American participation in the economy through stock ownership and more affordable housing. Schulz shares insights into his independent comedy career, emphasizing the importance of direct connection with audiences. The episode concludes with cultural observations on declining trust in institutions, the rise of conspiracy theories, and how economic conditions influence public perceptions of social groups and foreign policy.

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