So, we've named our DVD service

Quickster.

>> Now, I've seen some pretty bad naming

conventions. This happened to be one of

the single worst ones that we've ever

seen. But it turns out that Microsoft

actually has decided that they want the

crown. They want to be number one in the

single worst naming conventions. And of

course, I'm talking about Co-Pilot,

which is kind of funny cuz during

research for this video, I just searched

up worst naming conventions company. And

even Gemini was just like, "Yo, it's

Microsoft." Yeah, if you're wondering,

it's actually Microsoft. Microsoft is

like the worst. And that actually

reminded me, there's this whole Xbox

thing, you know, the old one Xbox One

Xbox

Microsoft or the whole remote desktop

being renamed into Windows app. This is

just so bad. But really, the true crime

comes with Copilot. If you're not

familiar with Copilot, Copilot has a

long and rich history. It first started

off on GitHub. So, this is like 2022,

late 2022, maybe October, and GitHub

releases C-Pilot. It is this

autocomplete inliner that you can be

able to write code significantly faster

by having it. And honestly, it was a

pretty wild time. This was a lot of

programmers kind of first introduction

into the chat jeopardy series. And of

course, unlike today, AI wasn't hyped or

just insane. See, in 2023, people had

really reasonable and normal takes. They

weren't saying things like it's so over

or AI is going to take your jobs. No,

we're just a bunch of levelheaded devs

having nice discussions on the internet.

Anyways, a short while later after

Microsoft saw the grand success of

Microsoft GitHub's copilot, Microsoft

decided to have Microsoft Copilot also.

So that way you could have Microsoft

GitHub copilot and Microsoft copilot so

that way you can have your cooperating

system cooperate with you. Yes. So that

means literally Microsoft had co-pilot

the chat interface and also C-pilot the

GitHub programming interface which by

the way I don't know if you noticed this

there was also GitHub copilot X okay

GitHub Copilot pen maybe I'm not really

sure if that's Roman numeral or not but

there was actually two versions of

GitHub Copilot during this time but that

just wasn't enough for Microsoft okay

they wanted something even better they

wanted the co-pilot

PC meet the computer you can talk to. Go

ahead. Just ask co-pilot anything.

>> Grandma needs to make the text bigger.

The text is just too small. So, we just

ask co-pilot. Hey, co-pilot.

>> Hey there, Judner. What's on your mind

today?

>> I want to make the text on my screen

bigger. Can you show me where to click

to do that?

>> All right, Judner. I've highlighted the

display option for you. Click there to

adjust text. Imagine if Copilot could

just, I don't know, click it instead of

highlighting it for you.

>> Size and other display settings.

>> Can you show me what to click next?

>> I've highlighted the scale setting for

you. Click there to change the size of

text, apps, and other items.

>> What percentage should I click?

>> Let's start by selecting 150.

>> I love that part. Let's start by

selecting 150. Dude, you started off

with make my font bigger and the

suggestion is to keep it the same. Oh my

gosh. By the way, this video was deleted

because of how much it got made fun of.

I love that co-pilot got prompt injected

by a recommended like it saw it went

through the list. It went, "Ah, yo, 150

recommended for you, baby. I got I got

you." But maybe that's not enough

co-pilots for you. Maybe you want

co-pilot plus PC with your co-pilot

Windows experience. That way you can

have a proper co-operating system. Yes.

See, this C-pilot Plus is actually a PC

designed to run Microsoft Copilot, but

not Microsoft Copilot Chat. We're

talking about Microsoft Copilot Windows

Copilot Edition. Don't get them

confused. They're completely different

and it's pretty obvious which one I'm

talking about at this current moment.

When I say the word Copilot, I'm not

talking about the hardware side on

Copilot Plus or the chat side. I'm

talking about the operating system side.

But honestly, if this list confuses you,

just go to their docs and decide which

co-pilot's right for me and my

organization. I know this isn't about

all the different co-pilots. It's just

funny that they even have a doc trying

to explain to you what Microsoft Copilot

you should be using and that is because

maybe you want to use Microsoft 365

copilot. Now this is obviously not

Microsoft Copilot. This is Microsoft 365

Copilot. This is not PC copilot and this

is not copilot plus PC. Okay, you

technically on your co-pilot plus PC

using PC co-pilot could actually have

your co-pilot chat recommend your

co-pilot 365 if that is that that's

that's if if you want that kind of game.

You know what I'm talking about. Satia,

don't even try to play koi with me. If

we keep this up, Satia is going to show

you why they call it Microsoft. But

honestly, if you'd like to go to the

next level, you don't even want

Microsoft 365 copilot. You want

Microsoft Dynamic 365 Copilot. The new

era of AI powered business. The king of

all the co-pilot. Oh, wait, wait, no,

no. I I was wrong. Actually, the true

king of all co-pilots is co-pilot

checkout and brand agents. Yes, a

partnership with PayPal. Microsoft now

has C-pilot Checkout. Now, you're

probably thinking there's just no

possibility that this could get any

worse because honestly, after all of

that, I'm even a little bit confused.

Okay, I I spent an unordinary amount of

time going through all the different

co-pilots and leaving several on the

table cuz it's just entirely too absurd.

The tweet isn't really exaggerating. And

just in case you need a friendly

diagram, you can look at this really

quickly. But I want to actually jump

back to this old Xbox thing because I

realize something. There's an

opportunity here that I think Microsoft

Microsoft is preparing for. Okay, I

think we're about to see a co-pilot Xbox

edition. Okay, Cortana 2.0. Yes, maybe

they killed one of my favorite iconic

characters from Halo. Actually, I mean,

technically, they killed her a while

ago. Okay, Halo Infinite. RIP Cortana.

Also, RIP Halo ever since pretty much

like Halo 5. But Microsoft has decided

that you know who needs to lead up the

next Xbox game division right here.

Well, the new CEO of Microsoft gaming,

Asha Chararma. Guess what? She was the

president of Microsoft Core AI. Yes, she

probably oversaw all of the little

co-pilots. So, you already know where

this is going. Co-pilot Gaming.

Everybody, I want you to buckle up,

okay? Because honestly, you don't have

enough AI in your life. We're going to

make AI in all of it. AI will continue

until morale improves in which it will

still continue anyways because honestly,

the only thing that really matters is

shareholder value. If you're not

delivering value, what are you doing?

So, that means I need you. Yes, you to

play more games. And I want you to have

more co-pilot AI in those games. So that

way you can show adoption which shows

shareholder value which gets this nice

lady an epic bonus because honestly

that's the way the world works. The name

is the copilogen. Actually no the name's

not that. I don't want to get sued by

Microsoft. Uh the name's obviously the

primogen. Okay. I don't I don't need any

debacles here. I certainly don't want to

become another Mike Row like that.

That's not I I don't want that at all.

So, please please Microsoft, this my

name is just the prime engine. Nothing

to do with your stuff, okay? Your

stuff's completely different. Uh, thank

you very much. A gen. Hey, is that HTTP?

Get that out of here. That's not how we

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