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>> Good bro. Gentlemen, good to see you
again. You back into the world of crazy
people and animals. I watched episode
one today. Like, oh god. First of all,
where the [ __ ] do you find these people?
You you live in that world. Like you
you're in the world of reptiles. We
should just explain. It's a docue
series. It's on HBO. It's called uh
Monsters of God, and it's all about the
reptile trade,
>> which may or may not be responsible for
Florida having 500,000 pythons.
>> Yeah, [laughter]
>> it's it's debatable, right? Like it
seems like it was partially pet owners
who let them go and partially there was
some sort of a reptile research facility
or something like that.
>> Well, there's different theories. There
was a hurricane theory. It was the
people letting go go. I think the more
reasonable one cuz I had a Burmese
python in the 70s when I was a teenager.
I have a photo of it around my neck.
>> What happened to it?
>> People buy them when they're this big
>> and then when they're 15 feet they let
them go cuz what do you you know and
>> Is that what you did?
>> I did not let it go but I
>> What did you do?
>> I have no idea what happened to it to be
honest. I had
>> That's weird. I know.
>> You had a monster and you It just You
don't know what happened to your
monster? I [laughter] I think when I
went to college briefly I gave it to
someone and then I don't know what
happened to but I gave my whole
managerie away to people when I went to
college I had reptiles in my room.
>> Is there an extra level of
responsibility when you're giving away
monsters?
>> You know what I mean? Like if you have a
Chihuahua and you said and your friends
like I'll take her. I love her.
>> That's you know you don't really have to
worry about your you know you have a
[ __ ] python. You're giving away a
python.
>> You got to worry about your Chihuahua
because your the pythons in the
Everglades are going to eat your
Chihuahua when it gets away. Well,
certainly you worry about that, but I
mean, you don't worry about your
Chihuahua being a monster.
>> I'm kidding. Yeah.
>> I mean, if you have a 15 foot python,
that can eat a lot of things and it kind
of needs to eat a lot of things.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Burmese pythons uh did
really well in South Florida. Iguanas
did really well in Florida. You know,
they weren't there in the beginning.
>> That's a good way to put it. Did really
well. Another way to put it is invasive
species that's destroying the ecosystem.
>> Well, they're like us, Joe. They're like
us. We came here and we took over.
[snorts]
>> Yeah, I guess in a lot of ways. Um, so
why did you choose this particular
subject for this
>> new docu series?
>> I'm not going to let Jeremy talk. No,
he'll talk. But, um, I I'll just give
you a lot of it starts with me. So, you
can blame me and then Jeremy Jeremy you
can blame later.
>> Well, you guys did Chimp Crazy, which is
one of my favorites. It's so [ __ ]
insane. That world is so insane.
>> Well, episode one is kind of setting the
table. It gets better, Joe. It gets more
off the, you know, charts when you watch
when you watch two and three and four,
but um and five.
>> Um yeah, it all started um first of all,
I'm a reptile guy. I've been keeping
reptiles and studying reptiles for over,
you know, I'm an old guy. I'm older than
you are. So, uh you know, I've kept them
for, I don't know, 60 years, you know,
plus. I've kept reptiles since my
parents gave me a tortoise when I was
six and I was catching rattlesnakes in
my lunchbox and horned lizards and you
got horn lizards in Texas here that are
really cool and rattlesnakes. Um I've
been bit by rattlesnakes. It's not fun.
>> You got bit by a rattlesnake?
>> Yeah, but that's another story.
>> More times than one.
>> No, I got bit once cuz I learned my
lesson after the first one.
>> What happened?
>> It wasn't good. Don't get bit on my
foot. Did you experience necrosis?
Necrosis rather,
>> you know.
So, normally you would get necro
necrosis. Necrosis where you your finger
would rot. And then this the guy that,
you know, the doctor that I went to at a
hospital, you know, in the emergency,
>> pull up to the microphone.
>> The doctor, you know, in the emergency
room said, "The last guy in here that
got bit by a rattlesnake lost his toe or
something or lost his digits." And he
said, "Good thing you didn't get bit on
a finger because the necrosis can rot
away your finger." And he said, "Good
thing you got bit on the middle of the
foot. You're going to be okay." But the
type of rattlesnake I got bit by,
there's the most venomous rattlesnake in
the country is called a tiger
rattlesnake, but it's not the most
dangerous. Most dangerous is probably a
Mojave rattlesnake or an eastern
diamondback rattlesnake, but you have
western diamondbacks here. But I got bit
by a rattlesnake that had both heotoxin
and neurotoxin. So the necrosis was less
evident with me and it was more like a
cobra where I was starting to stop
breathing and I felt like someone had
put sandbags on my chest an hour into
it. But the first thing you you sense is
obviously the it feels like someone
jabbed me with an X-acto knife and I
looked down and the rattlesnake was
retracting into a burrow. I looked at my
foot but then you taste a metallic taste
in about 15 10 minutes 15 minutes and
you realize uhoh this wasn't a dry bite
but it's not fun. I got a lot of
antivenenom. take a different
antivenenom today. I got bit 25 years
ago. [snorts]
>> And how long does it take you to recover
from something like that?
>> You know, the most painful part was the
serum sickness from the antivenenom. The
the lose stop breathing thing. I
remember I was on a gurnie and I just
felt like I was going to stop breathing,
but weirdly not that painful, but like
you but yet you feel like you're going
to die and stop breathing. But the serum
sickness is just unbelievably intense
for weeks and you just have the most
insane fever and you get these red
blotches all over you. But they make a
different serum now. That that one was
made out of horse antibodies that they
put into you and my body didn't like
those horse antibodies.
>> Oh god. Yeah.
>> Also maybe don't wear Birkenstocks when
you hike. That's probably the
>> river sandals. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cuz I
got bit. Most people get bit [ __ ]
around with a rattlesnake. I wasn't.
>> What is this, Jimmy? that they used all
of the antivenenom at the hospital and
had to go get more from another
hospital.
>> Ran out of antivenenom after using a
whopping 36 vials. Holy [ __ ] man.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yikes.
>> They're [ __ ] scary, man. I've I've
had dogs bit. I had this one dog. He got
bit twice.
>> Yeah.
>> It was a real problem. His face would
swell up. I had to bring him to the vet.
But luckily, they have antivenom for
dogs. It works pretty well.
>> Yeah.
>> He was kind of out of it for a few days,
then he came back.
>> Yeah. How fast the response?
>> Not bad. Yeah,
>> not bad. It was funny because he got bit
once.
>> He was He was a crazy dog. He was always
killing lizards. Like that was his
thing. Like anything in the backyard he
would kill.
>> And uh he got bit by the rattlesnake and
I knew it cuz I was I was out there. I
heard him. I heard the commotion. I saw
the snake. I knew what it was. So I got
him to the veterinarian immediately.
They got him the His face swell up, but
they got him the antivenenom and he was
good. And then he got bit again like
maybe a year later. And I brought him to
the vet cuz I said I saw him get bit by
rattlesnake. And the vet was like,
"Well, I don't see any swelling and I
don't see a whole but he had developed a
resistance to it because he had gotten
bit once." And so then I got him home
and all a sudden his face starts
swelling up. I'm like, "Ah, fuck." Then
I bring him back to the vet. Then he had
to get the ant.
>> But a goodiz dog, not
>> Yeah. He was about 90 pound dog.
>> Yeah. Yeah. And that was a western
diamondback rattlesnake, I gather.
>> California. I don't know.
>> Oh, it was in California.
>> It was in California. Oh, it wasn't out
here.
>> Oh, it was what did me then? Probably.
Southern Pacific rattlesnake. Yeah.
Okay.
>> Yeah. We We had a problem in my
California house. One of the houses that
I used to live in. It was It was There
was a lot of It was very canyonyy.
>> It was a lot of stuff back there.
Bobcats.
>> That's the same snake that bit me.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Spooky, man. We were running once. We
were running the trail and in midst
stride I realized that the log that I
thought was across the road was a giant
rattlesnake. It was [ __ ] big, man.
Like the biggest one I had ever seen out
in the wild. And the dogs didn't notice
it. They ran right over it. And then I
ran over it. I was like, "Oh, [ __ ]
man." And then I'm trying to figure out
what to do cuz I know we're going to
have to come back this way when we go
back up the hill. So I'm throwing rocks
at it trying to get it to run away.
[laughter]
[sighs]
>> Yeah. Now, I've handled a lot of
rattlesnakes in my life and cobras and
other snakes, and to get bit that way is
very unusual. Usually, people are being
jerks and idiots and drunk and handling
a snake and it bites them.
>> Where were you? Were you just walking?
>> I was hiking in the mountains in north
of LA just a bit and uh I was actually
looking for snakes cuz I snakes and I
didn't see the snakes. The snake saw me
first and I was bushwacking. I wasn't on
a trail. I didn't see it and it bit me
on my foot. So you have this lifetime
experience with reptiles and snakes and
so you just decide you must have
interacted with a lot of these really
crazy people and just decided this is
the next
>> Yeah. takes one to no one.
>> Yeah.
>> Be careful.
>> Next point of focus.
>> That's sort of where it all started.
Really?
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, no, listen. I I was,
you know, a closeted reptile guy living
in New York City, hanging out with, you
know, Madonna, cool people in the 80s
and 90s. I had a nightclub and I had
friends friends with lots of artists,
Andy Warhol, and I never really talked
about reptiles. Actually, Andy asked me,
"What am I going to do with my money?"
He interviewed me one time for Andy
Warhol TV, and I said, "I'm going to buy
reptiles." And I actually said, "I'm
gonna buy tortoises."
tortoises,
>> but I was pretty closeted, but I still
kept them in New York. And uh
>> you know, fast forward when I decided to
try to do a film about it, I'd been
traveling all over the world to
Madagascar and Sulowi and different
parts of South America, trying to study
reptiles and especially turtles and
tortoises that were very rare. I started
photog filming people like you know kind
of notable people Christopher Walkin and
you know Slash and uh I don't know all
kinds of people that I knew in New York
City and I would just ask them to hold a
turtle or tortoise and say some words
for like PSAs and I was doing that with
these two guys named the Safy brothers
and fast forward they now Josh has just
had a film called Marty Supreme with
Timothy Shalomé that was up for an
Oscar. Little did I know that I was
working with these kids that were going
to be these new filmmakers and we were
making these films and then we made a
short film about reptiles. It's crazy
called Trophy Hunter. It's very short.
Um, and we did that together. And then I
said to them, "Hey man, you guys are
read this new book called The Lizard
King. It's about the reptile world.
Let's do a doc about the reptile world."
And I'd already told Fischer Stevens, a
friend of mine, hey, let's do a doc
about this, you know, book The Lizard
King. And he said to me, "How are you
going to do that doc without getting
killed, Eric?" And you know, he won an
Oscar for the Cove and I thought, you
know, I'm going to get these good guys
and do a doc about reptiles. So anyway,
we started in 200.
>> Why did you think why do you think
you're going to get killed?
>> He read The Lizard King and he said, you
know, you're going to do a story about
this guy that went to prison for a
hundred years and this other guy that
you know is the Pablo Escobar reptiles
and he just said, "It's a dark world. I
don't know how you're going to do this
without getting killed."
>> So what is about the lizard world or the
reptile world that makes it so dark?
Like why are those people do you think
attracted to it?
>> Well, not all of them are scary people
and I would say a lot of them may be
misunderstood a little bit, but there's
in the case of Mario, there was a
crossover with drugs, smuggling drugs
and animals into the country. Well, for
but for background, you know what what
what is different than these other films
that we've done. You know, this was an
industry story. Um that kind of looks
back at the h, you know, past half
century. Um you know, what most people
don't know is illegal wildlife
trafficking represents about a 20
billion year industry. It's kind of
under reportported actually, uh only
after guns, drugs, and human
trafficking. And what's really
interesting about that is it's there's
there's a convergence of all of it. You
know, wildlife trafficking also involves
drugs and trafficking of guns. There's
there's a lot of mix mixture of it.
>> Whenever people are bringing in things
illegally, they tend to be a risk-taking
type
>> of course, but you know, in the in the
kind of pre, you know, customs TSA days
when as intensed as is now, it was very
easy to, you know, carry animals and
carry wildlife.
>> Yeah. That was something I didn't even
think about until I was watching. And I
was like, "Oh god, I remember those days
where they didn't check your bags and
they didn't even check your ID. You just
had a ticket
>> and you just get on the plane." So you
would just get on the plane with
lizards.
>> Yeah.
>> Now, most suitcase Yeah. strapped to
your body, right? The thing with about
what was so interesting about reptiles
in this case within the trade is they're
portable. They're nature with handles.
You go, you see in the early episode of
episode one, people traveling around the
world, you know, finding rare endangered
animals, putting in their suitcase and
bringing them back, putting them on a
price list and selling them to a
consumer. And that was the kind of early
days. I mean, the the story, The Lizard
King, but many much, you know, in our
series, it's handful of guys, mainly
guys, you know, start a multi-billion
dollar industry. And you see this kind
of innovation happen over the course of
the series as you know as the years go
on.
>> Yeah. But when we say multibillion I
have to kind of contextualize that it's
when you when people say that the
wildlife trade is multi-billion dollar
industry. You got to remember it's a lot
of its consumption. You know, the Asian
population eats a lot of turtles, a lot
of snakes, a lot of its traditional
medicine, a lot of its skins, you know,
>> and plant material,
>> alligator skin bags, crocodile skin
bags, lizard skin bags, snake skin bags.
So, it's
>> it's a lot more than just the exotic pet
industry. But that's gotten enormous in
Asia. They picked they took a page out
of our playbook about 25 years ago. You
know, China is now a huge consumer of
not just eating these reptiles, but
keeping them as exotic pets. That didn't
happen before 2530 years ago.
>> Asia. Asia.
>> Why? Why does California have a ban on
python skin? Isn't pythons are not
endangered, right?
>> Well, it depends on the type of python.
But yeah, the python skinning business
actually is where all the Burmese
pythons came from in the 70s that I had
as a kid. They would skin the pythons,
take the eggs, incubate the eggs, sell
the baby pythons to the United States
and other consumer countries that wanted
baby pythons. Um, most of the pythons
that are skinned in Southeast Asia, and
I've been to python skinning places in
Somatra, blood pythons, reticulated
pythons, Burmese pythons, but mostly
blood pythons, reticulated python
pythons. They're wild cod and most of
them are not endangered.
But they're it's but you know, there
less and less pythons out there, but
they're not endangered. Those pythons,
>> well, there's a [ __ ] ton in Florida.
That's what I don't understand. I mean,
there's this giant problem in Florida
where they're overrun with pythons. And
yet, California, you can't sell python
skins. It seems like there's a solution
there, [laughter]
you know, people want python skins. Oh,
look, a place that's overrun with
pythons. Maybe you should get your
python skin there.
>> Yeah. The cooler python skins are not
Burmese pythons, the ones in Florida.
The cooler ones people like, like Nick
Cage in what was that film where he's
wearing that python skin jacket. It's a
reticulated python. That's
>> Wild Heart.
>> That's Yeah, Wild at Heart. That's gold
and black. The cooler python skins just
happen not to be Burmese pythons which
are the ones running rampant in Florida.
Although they should make those trendy
and use Burmese pythons, but but they're
not usually. You don't r You rarely see
Bur.
>> That's That's a reticulated python.
That's not a Burmese. That That's the
one people want. That's from Southeast
Asia. That's not the one running wild in
Florida.
>> Is that That's illegal in California
right now then. That jacket.
>> Is that right?
>> I believe so. I don't believe you can
get it imported.
>> Yeah, you must. I think let's try
>> I had read something about python being
one of the things that they made
illegal. Why California bans python skin
ban dates to 1970. Oh
>> uh aimed at protecting endangered and
vulnerable species particularly the
Indian python which was on the
endangered species list. California
chose to prohibit all python products
rather than distinguished by species.
Created an extraordinarily broad statute
banning all python imports. Oh that's
interesting. I thought it was fairly
recent. Well, that's where the laws, I
think, are really screwed up. When they
basically say all pythons are bad to
sell when the Indian rock python is
endangered, and there are a few
endangered pythons, but to say all
pythons cannot be used for the skin
trade and sold in California because of
one python out of many pythons.
>> Welcome to California.
>> Yeah,
>> I happen to live there. I know what it's
like. I want I love Austin, by the way.
I might buy a house next to you. Now,
>> Austin rules, but California is just so
overregulated with everything. So,
particularly wildlife.
>> And same thing in Florida though with
with the green iguana. Um, Eric, right?
I mean, at the same time.
>> Yeah.
>> Same thing so regulation
>> wise. And again, there's 40 people eat
those.
>> There's 45 types of iguanas in the
world.
>> Did you not know that?
>> No.
>> Oh, yeah. There's a whole YouTube
community of people who hunt iguanas and
cook them in exotic ways. They make
iguana stirfry
>> in South Florida.
>> Yeah. Yeah,
>> it looks good. I mean, I don't know
anything about what it tastes like, but
this guy made like a stir fry over rice.
And they were eating it and they're
like, "Oh my god, this is sensational."
Like teriyak. It look very good.
>> Everyone always says croc alligator
iguana rattlesnake tastes like chicken.
>> But but yeah, they eat the tail.
>> I mean I mean I have a you can imagine I
have a really messed up algorithm from
being involved in this for so long, but
that I never came across. But the you
know the frozen they when the drop Yeah.
There we go.
>> They use the legs. They cook the legs.
>> Yeah. And the back of the tail.
>> So there's the tail. Yeah.
>> So he's got it marinating. Zip locked
it.
>> Yeah.
>> Then it looks like he's gonna
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, look. He's got the whole thing.
>> Oh, wow. Usually it's the back of the
tail like like like crocodiles. You eat
the back of the tail.
>> But it's far out. They I mean there's a
there's a
>> Wow. Look at that. He's eating the whole
thing.
>> Yeah.
>> In Mexico, I always see them make, you
know, iguana tamales out of the back
part of the iguana.
>> So you put it in a komado. Oh wow. Damn.
>> And he's got a
>> little sauce he's making here with some
butter and spices
>> basting it.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, why not if it tastes good? And
apparently it does taste good according
to all these guys that I've seen on
YouTube channels. Like they are pretty
honest about it. Like they bring it to
their family. They let their family try
it.
>> I think uh you know that might be the
only way out cuz they're everywhere in
Florida. Like they when it gets cold out
they fall out of trees.
>> They Yeah. They [laughter] fall out of
trees. I love the news reports.
>> They're [ __ ] big, too, man.
>> Yeah, they're massive.
>> There's some some channels where these
guys hunt them, and some of them are
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>> The males get crazy and they get very
orange and really big. The male iguanas,
>> they're so beautiful.
>> They're such a cool looking lizard, man.
>> There's a lot of really cool iguanas.
And in our show, we feature what's
called a Fiji Island iguano. very
endangered iguana that unfortunately
people in the private sector in this
country cannot own. Zoos can own them. I
don't know why private people can't own
them, but the San Diego zoo and this zoo
and that zoo can have feed iguanas. But
they in our show they literally, this
one guy says it's reptile magic. It's
like reptile art. I feed you aliguana.
You might want to put it up there. It's
really just the beauty of it.
>> Just the sheer beauty. The sheer beauty.
It's like lemon highlights.
>> Turquoise and green. And it's it's a
very endangered iguana.
>> Um,
>> so the Florida iguana problem, was that
all people's pets that got released?
>> Probably all of it.
>> Well, listen, also what's again going
back to the show, but you know, we the
central figure of the book is this guy
named Mike Venostrom and his dad, Ray
Van Norand. They run an enterprise
called Strictly Reptiles in Hollywood.
Right. It's in Hollywood.
>> Yeah. Hollywood, Florida.
>> Hollywood, Florida. Yeah. Um, and
they're sort of this like, you know, I I
would call it like more of a fulfillment
center for wildlife all across America.
>> Fulfillment center.
>> They are. I mean, in many way they're
>> so like it's an Amazon warehouse.
>> Click I want a tortoise.
>> They were selling 5,000 iguanas a week.
>> Well, green baby iguanas.
>> They got to that point. So, so this the
story goes dad moves to Florida, starts
a business, evolves. Um, Jurassic Park
comes out. Jurassic Park comes out,
everyone wanted a pet dinosaur. The the
the green [snorts] iguana market went on
fire. He was selling 5,000 a week. And
you know, you know, I was a '90s kid. I
I had a I had an iguana in my, you know,
my bedroom.
>> Jeremy's a virgin, but he did have a
>> I did I had a pet that unfortunately
[clears throat] passed away. The rock
thing, you know, the heated rock, you
know, that happens. But but yeah, no,
the there's sort of so so the story
>> heated rock thing.
>> No, they have this like rock thing where
it it sits on and it's
>> keeps it warm. keeps it warm and then I
think it kept on too long. I think he
>> he cooked his iguana.
>> My gu sadly
>> cooked his iguana.
>> Thanks.
>> But I've learned I've learned a lot. Um
>> but but filled with these unintended
consequences, you know. I think this
idea of a big movie coming out, the
correlation to, you know, driving, you
know, demand for pet sales.
>> Thank god people can't buy a [ __ ]
velociraptor.
>> Well, you know,
>> because people would have them. They'd
have fences set up in their yard.
>> Joe, you've had the Colossus people on
this show. I think they they want to
bring back one of those and a woolly
mammoth.
>> Well, there's no chance that they can
bring with current technology. They
don't have dinosaur DNA. It's too old.
I'm joking.
>> But they're I mean I met the direwolves.
>> It's wild. They brought back the
>> direwolf a direwolf.
>> What does that mean?
>> I mean,
>> have you talked to geneticists? What is
it? It is a bunch of different traits.
>> Don't go down that rabbit hole. It's
close to a direwolf.
>> I mean, I don't know what that means
because like we decide what a direwolf
is, what a direwolf isn't. But if you
take literal direwolf DNA that's 7,000
years old and you add it to these
greywolves and this is what they did and
they created essentially a direwolf.
It's like people are arguing over
semantics. Whatever it is that's not a
wolf. It's it's very different. It looks
different than a regular wolf. Like a
grey wolf.
>> The stature is different. It has a mane.
It's really crazy looking. They're
white. They're stockier. They they
they're built differently. Like you you
see like oh that's different.
>> Yeah. Well, like what like Maine wolves
in Argentina look very different than
our wolves. So, they're very different
types of canines, you know, wild dogs in
Africa look very different, you know,
than our, you know, so yeah.
>> But, um, yeah, I mean, one thing I'll
just say about iguanas, just since we
were on it, is that because I'm on an
organization called the International
Iguana Foundation and we protect iguanas
around the world and people get
confused. They think, "Oh, iguana,
that's so common. They're falling out of
trees in Florida." But there are a lot
of really rare, cool iguanas. There's
about 45 species and there's pink
iguanas in the Galopagus Islands, land
iguanas. There's marine iguanas. There's
a very rare high elevation pink iguana.
There's a land another land iguana in
the Gopagos. There's a uh you know
marine a marine iguana, but that lizard
was fairly recently discovered. And
there's some iguanas that were thought
to be extinct, Joe, like the K like the
Jamaican iguana. And that was thought to
be extinct forever, the Jamaican iguana.
But they found a tiny population
recently. So there's a lot of iguanas
that are in tr in trouble and you know
we should care about iguanas and they're
not just green iguanas. Yeah. That the
pink iguana that's a marine iguana and a
regular gopicus land iguana and then you
you see some of the pink form.
>> Jamie, see if you can find a video on
Florida people hunting iguanas. So
Florida people hunting giant iguanas cuz
some of them are so big you just you see
them you're like, "Oh my god." Are those
bad to eat though? The big giant ones.
>> Would you eat one being like a pet a
reptile pet guy?
>> I've Look at the size of that one.
>> Yeah, that's a male. That's a male when
they get orange like that. Yeah, that's
a big male. I
>> mean, these things are gigantic, man.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Now, that's a common green iguana. And
the males lose their green and get that
incredible yellow orange. Those are
males. Yeah.
>> Isn't that crazy how many of them there
are, though? I mean, it is just overrun
with iguanas. I guess they have no
natural predators, right? There's
nothing that eats them there.
>> Not once they get big like that. When
they're little, some birds of prey and
some snakes can eat baby iguanas, but
not once they're like that.
>> But they're pretty chill. [snorts] I
mean, they don't really do much harm.
>> Well, don't they though to people's
crops and people's houses?
>> No, they do. They do do damage. They
they they they're not supposed to be in
Florida. Let's put it that way. Iguanas
like water typically. They like to be
around water. The green iguanas. But,
you know, reptiles have a bad PR
problem. And that's why we're here, Joe.
>> [laughter]
>> We're trying to elevate the publicity of
people loving reptiles and not killing
them.
>> This dude [snorts] is all out there
killing them. Who's this? [laughter]
Who's this dude? Topshelf anglers on
Instagram. He's just
>> Oh, you can do an expedition.
>> Oh, so he's just a Florida guy that's
enjoying
also.
>> No, that now is a different that's a
called a Tosaurus. That's a type of
Central American Mexican rock iguana.
That that lizard that's not a green
iguana. So Florida has a variety.
>> Yeah, they have those as well. And they
have teos in Florida that come from
South America, a different type of
lizard that's invasive in Florida.
>> And all of it is pets.
>> Yeah. People letting go.
>> I had no idea that many people had
iguanas that it could be this big of a
problem.
>> Yeah. Pet iguanas were everywhere at one
time. Yeah.
>> And does this really
>> That's the tea. That's also invasive in
Florida.
>> That's crazy looking.
>> Yeah. I used to sleep with one of those
when I was a teenager.
>> Looks like a snake with legs. It does.
>> Yeah. Look at that.
>> Yeah. Their face, right? Totally.
>> And that lizard really loves to eat
eggs. I used to feed mine eggs. And I've
seen them in the wild eating eggs, bird
eggs, duck eggs.
>> When I lived in the valley, um there was
a reptile store. And uh it was a place
where I used to go buy goldfish cuz I
used to have piranhas. And I used to
have turtles, too. Yeah.
>> And the turtles were way more vicious
than the piranhas.
>> Those aquatic when you put goldfish in
with the turtles, turtles, it's they're
crazy, man. And they grab a hold of them
and they They're biting him. It's like
very Jurassic Park. Like you're watching
little
>> slider snapping turtle.
>> Yeah. Well, these are just little, you
know, little green sliders.
>> Sliders. Is that what they're called?
>> Um, but they had a crocodile monitor in
that place and I Yeah. I briefly thought
like, oo, maybe I could figure out an
enclosure. Put a crocodile monitor, feed
it rabbits and [ __ ]
>> Don't get bit by a crocodile monitor.
They're close to like a Komodo dragon
bite. They have scapple teeth. They are
serious getting bit by a crocodile
monitor.
>> It looked pretty vicious. I mean, they
just look like dinosaurs. It's like a
forgotten thing of the P. There it is.
>> There's a crocodile monitor. Look at
that face, man.
>> That totally looks like a dinosaur.
>> Well, there's Tommy who's who's
in episode feeding a chicken.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, Tommy. [laughter]
>> They are the weirdest [ __ ] people
because I kind of understand the chimp
people more cuz the chimp people like a
chimp is interacting with you. It's it's
a mammal. It's a primate. It's
intelligent.
>> There's a lot going on. There's emotions
and jealousy and chimps. They they're
connecting with you. These things,
they're just you're just looking into
the abyss
>> until the chimp rips your head off.
>> Yeah. Well, I'm not advocating for
people to have chimps as pets.
>> I just say I understand the appeal of a
pet chimp. I think it's a crazy idea,
>> especially a baby chimp.
>> I think if anybody's even remotely
thinking about it, they should watch Jim
Crazy.
>> Yes.
>> Um but yeah, especially the babies.
They're so cute. And then they
eventually get to the point where they
kill your neighbor. Yeah,
>> but it's just you don't want, you know,
I get I just get the appeal of it. The
appeal of the reptile thing to me is
just very strange. Like these people
love them.
>> Well, I loved what, you know, I used to
keep snakes and lizards, but I
ultimately they were my gateway drug and
then I ultimately got into tortoises
because I like the tortoises coexisting
in the garden. I like plants. like
gardens and so it didn't feel like they
were in a cage and they kind of you know
maybe I'm anthropomorphizing
my tortoises but I kind of felt like
they were having a pretty good life in
my garden so
>> for sure.
>> So I like keeping tortoises. They don't
you know want to eat a rabbit
particularly. They want to eat some
lettuce or some greens or so turtles and
tortoises is what I gravitated to. And
then I found out one day they're the
most endangered group of animals on the
planet along with primates. If you
measure it by how many turtles and
tortoises there are in the world and how
many are facing extinction along with
primates. So then I was like, okay, I
want to do something to help them. And
and this show we're doing is really to
teach people about the evolution of the
reptile trade and to make people realize
they're cool and they shouldn't be
disposable pets. And
>> also freak show.
>> And freak show, of course.
really good at freak shows.
>> As I said, it takes one to know
[laughter] one. But it's But what's
different what's different though is
that this isn't some like side hustle
for animal love gone wrong. You know, it
it's it's there's these people. There's
this the animal the the reptile people,
the her people are incredibly obsessive
about, you know, living art, about these
living things. They like the it's like a
baseball card. Like the
>> word you use the her people. Herp. Yeah.
her her
>> people. Herptologology. Amphibians and
reptiles.
>> Yeah. Um, sorry. Well, you know, Deod
the herpey people. [clears throat]
No, but um but it it's um you know, it's
a it's it's really a trade formed around
scarcity and you know, this sort of
desire and adventure people have going
out to find the rarest of the rare,
>> you know, and bringing it back and
selling it, trading it, keeping it. I'm
in that category.
>> You are in that category.
>> I'm in that category. I'm not the guy
that just wants the little pet bearded
dragon. I want the Rolls-Royce of
reptiles.
>> But it's different than like, you know,
an individual person that has an
attachment to a chimpanzeee that she saw
with, you know, watching Tarzan when she
was growing up. And she wanted to have
that in her life.
>> So, in other words, freaky people like
>> freaky people, extreme extreme
obsessions, but it's about kind of, you
know, psychology of people in this in
this particular very niche way. Well,
any time you're dealing with extreme
animal people, it's about the psychology
of the human being that's really
invested in it, right?
>> Yeah. Best in show. Yeah. Yeah. For
sure. And these are these are very
unusual people because it's a very
unusual thing to be connected to
something that really doesn't give a
[ __ ] about you. Like we're really
concerned about this pink iguana. That
pink iguana doesn't give a [snorts] [ __ ]
about people. If all the people on Earth
died, it would just keep going about its
business and not shed a tear.
>> Yeah. Well, especially things that can
kill you in this way, you know, like a
taipan or whatever. Someone playing with
that.
>> An inland taipan is a venomous snake
from Australia that may be the most
venomous snake in the world, but it's
all relative because a black mamba, you
know. Yeah, Australia has a lot of
venomous stuff.
>> Um, spiders, box jellyfish, a lot of
snakes that are very dangerous.
Australian tiger snake, brown snake,
inland taipan, they're all things that
equally can kill you. So to say one's
more dangerous than the other, they'll
all kill you.
>> Is there antivenenom for all of them?
>> No, actually. So it's a good question.
So some snakes like, you know, Texas has
a coral snake for example, a very
venomous elapid type of snake like a
cobra, not like a rattlesnake. And I
think they have less and less
antivenenom for snakes that rarely bite
people because like sea snakes, the
coral snake, which is the red, black,
and yellow one that you have in East
Texas. Um, you know, when the dog gets
bit by, you were talking about your dog
getting bit by rattlesnakes. A lot of
time the vet doesn't know because you
can't even see the bite. The snake bite
is so tiny. So some snakes do not have
antivenenom. Some really dangerous
snakes,
>> but coral snakes, they don't have
antivenenom for them. I I think I heard
that maybe not anymore. I'm sure it's
faded.
>> So, what happens if you get bit?
>> Well, there may be some antivenenom, but
there's not a lot of it. Antivenenom has
gotten very expensive and it's very
sophisticated now and it's mostly for,
you know, in the US for vipers, you
know, for rattlesnakes, you know. Um,
but I don't know. Good question. That
would be something someone smarter than
me would know about coralnake
antivenenom. But it's an elapid like a
cobra.
>> You know,
>> a friend of mine had two of them in her
carport.
Yeah,
>> they they took pictures of it and sent
it to people and everyone's like, "Yeah,
that's Keep away from that. Just
chilling in her carport."
>> Yeah.
>> But they're generally not aggressive. Is
that the deal?
>> Yeah. There's a a saying and it doesn't
fit all because there's coil snakes that
don't have this. But yellow against
black is a friend of Jack. Uh yellow and
black against red is uh anyway, I can't
even say wind up dead or something.
Yeah, you wind up dead. But it's I'm
getting it wrong. But there's a saying
and it doesn't hold true for all coral
snakes because there's some coral snakes
outside of the US that don't have that
same pattern.
>> So if there's no antivenom and they take
you to the hospital, what did they do?
>> They stopped making the coral.
>> I mean there's some they stop making it
cost.
>> Is that what it says?
>> Ineffective.
>> I think that's what I heard.
>> Cost ineffective.
>> No longer.
>> Just let people die.
>> Cost effective is a crazy thing to say
when it comes to [ __ ] keeping people
alive.
>> Wow. I was I was right for a change.
>> Capitalist [ __ ] Maybe the socialists
are right. [laughter]
that was made by
>> cost effective is crazy. So, what did
they do?
>> Uh, you know, I heard every rattlesnake
joke after I got bit and there's one
that's is these three guys are out
hiking and someone gets bit here and
they go to the doctor and the guy says,
"You got to go back and suck it out of
him and the guy just says to him, you
got you're going to die." So, maybe you
die with a coralnake.
>> Yeah.
>> Just leave you die.
>> The the thing I was we were recently
were looking at this the way of treating
rattlesnake mics. Not too long ago, by
the way, you sell these Johnson and
Johnson used to sell these kits where
you you used to have one, right? You
you'd you'd actually literally slice out
and you'd suck out the suck out the
venom out of your out of your bite.
>> Does it actually work?
>> No.
>> That was incredible about it. There's
>> when you when we were young, they had
these little rattlesnake kits. You know,
I'm a little older than you, but it was
insane what they told people to do back
then. They told you to cut yourself and
then put a tourniquet and then suck the
venom out, which is completely insane
because when a rattlesnake strikes, you
know, they never hold on a rattlesnake.
They strike and let go immediately and
then they track their prey and it's
literally like a hypodermic needle going
into your body and the, you know, the
venom is already just like when they
inject you with something, it's already
in you. You can't suck the whatever a
doctor.
>> So, what should you do if you get bit by
Ronald?
>> Be be mellow. In my case, I walked to my
car. Luckily, I wasn't too far away from
my car and I was up in the mountains
about an hour away from a hospital. I
drove Well, I drove like a bat out of
hell to the hospital, actually. But
you're supposed to be calm um and get to
a hospital. Incredible. Yeah.
>> Jeez. And it was just [ __ ] huh?
>> Well, imagine taking out the woods like
we're fine.
>> Yeah. Everything you shouldn't
Everything you shouldn't do today.
Everything you shouldn't.
>> And so you just stay mellow and get to
the hospital. And if they don't have any
antivenenom, you just die. Well, in my
case, they didn't have it in the
hospital. They had to get see highway
patrol to bring it from another from
Ventura. Um, and it took about 45
minutes and I thought I was going to die
on the gurnie. But yeah, you get to a
hospital and you get antivenenom if it's
a bad bite.
>> And if they don't have antivenenom, you
die.
>> Well, it depends on the kind of snake.
Like water moccasins usually aren't
lethal, but certain rattlesnakes can
kill you.
>> And how much time do you have from the
time you get bit where you must get the
antivenenom in you? I mean, in my case,
I swear to God, I thought I was going to
stop breathing about two hours into it.
It just slowly feels like this pressure
on your chest,
>> like you can't breathe.
>> Yeah. Like you're like you It felt like
somebody had put sandbags all over me
and like you have this pressure and you
feel like you're going to stop
breathing. Yeah.
>> Yeah. It's kind of bizarre.
>> Who's that guy? Ross Ross Allen. Um he
has the world record for the most
>> Is it cobra bites?
>> No, I think you're talking about
Serpentarium. that same guy,
>> Bill Hos. Bill Hos, he lived to like a
hundred, but and I know people that
inject themselves with venom. I was in
Myanmar in Burma one time, and this guy
had snake tattoos all over him. And he
was a snake wrangler at this zoo in
central Burma, and every tattoo he had
he had put on his body, he had put some
venom in it so he could handle these
really dangerous crates, which are like
cobras. And he was this guy with all
these snake tattoos, but he had
invenimated himself so he would have
antibodies so he could handle these
snakes and if he got bit he wouldn't
die.
>> But [snorts] early roadside attractions
in South I mean that's the part about
Florida. It goes back. It's in the 50s
and 60s. It had you know Miami
Serpentarium was an amazing looking
place. Had this giant cobra um you know
with sculpture basically.
>> Here's a question. If they do that with
allergies where they give you like a
little bit of the allergen you develop a
resistance to it. Could they do that
with snakes? It's like if you live in a
snake prone area, should you do that?
>> No. But that's the idea.
>> Why wouldn't you do that? If
>> there there's a guy right now in the US
that's doing it. I think they're doing a
film upon about him injecting all these
venomous snake venoms into him like a
pin cushion. But no, I don't think
people should do it, but people do do
it. Not not a lot of people, but this
guy
>> it does build up your antibodies and you
know that you're going to come in
contact with snakes. Listen,
>> wouldn't that be is it bad for you to
do?
>> Look, the country that I think has the
most deadly snake bites is probably
India. The country where there's the
most deaths and invenimation. The snake
that probably kills more people in the
world is a puffatter in Africa. But it's
many countries. But I think India has
the highest. US, it's pretty low chance
you're going to get killed by a snake.
you're going to get killed driving your
car or shooting someone with your gun.
You know, it's highly unlikely that the
odds are very low that you're going to
die from a snake by no matter where you
live in the
>> I understand that it's all well and
good, but that doesn't comfort you if
you get bit by a snake. [laughter] Like,
oh, what are the odds?
>> Seek medical. You have to deal with it
or by one of those kids.
>> I think most people live, Joe. I think
most people I mean, there's a few people
that die this year in California. Um,
but typically it's like only a few
people a year die in the country from
snake bites. And is it generally because
they just don't get to medical treatment
in time
>> or they're older or you know or they get
bit three times you know like not just
once by the rattlesnake
>> you know you have more venom in them.
>> Is it true that the young ones give you
more venom than the old ones?
>> No young young ones have a more
condensed more dangerous venom. But big
snakes will are much more dangerous
because they can put far more venom into
you. the little ones have have a more
potent venom, but they can't inject as
much into you. So, that's kind of people
misunderstand that stat. [snorts]
>> Not that I'm a snake expert. I'm more of
a turtle expert and I I'm more of a
freak expert. So, I'm good at finding
these [laughter]
crazy people to cover.
>> Do you get uncomfortable being around
these people?
>> Ah, that's a good question. Um
because there's there's a psychological
aspect to all particularly like chimp
crazy.
>> There's there's something about those
people that makes me uneasy watching it
on TV. Like you're so far gone.
>> Like some of these people are so far
gone
>> in terms of like just being a normal
[snorts] present rational person.
>> Yeah. There's a courtship and sometimes
that courtship takes years to get
someone willing to be interviewed. It's
generally the reptile world can be very
guarded. People that have them don't
want the feds coming and taking their
rare reptiles. They don't want animal
rights groups. PETA coming and busting
them. They don't want people coming
because they're very valuable. Some
reptiles are worth a lot of money. So,
they're very guarded. and to get access
to a lot of these people took a lot of
time at times and sometimes that
relationship would go up and down and
there were times when people that I was
interviewing really did not like me.
There was something that happened and
then I would have to go there and I'd be
nervous because that person may have
been someone who did a lot of time in
prison and did some heavy things in his
life. So yeah, there are times when
you're just kind of like, you know, is
this the time I'm going to go there and
he's going to really [ __ ] me up? Why
didn't [snorts] they like you?
>> [sighs]
>> You know, man,
you know, like listen, I like this guy.
He's done a He's done what he's done in
the past. He was sentenced to 100 years
in prison. He got out for whatever
reason. But that guy that [laughter] guy
>> Wait a minute. Why did he go to jail for
100 years?
>> Well,
Mario Tawi was sentenced to 100 plus
years in prison. He got out early
because he must have had some serious
experience.
>> What was the crime?
>> Murder and drugs.
And he got out early because he you said
he had information.
>> He must have. He did 12 years and no one
knows no one knows what
>> he only did 12 years for murder and
drugs.
>> But I like him.
>> Oh, great. I I wasn't the one murdered.
I wasn't in his life back then. But he's
kind of a I He really actually does love
animals. I mean, in his way. And I was
nervous sometimes going to his place a
few times.
>> Well, why was he mad at you?
>> Oh, [ __ ] Do you remember all the times
he was mad at me? He's mad at He's
probably mad at me right now as I'm
speaking.
>> He definitely will be after the show,
probably.
>> Yeah. Well, that's this this is the next
episode. There's an entire episode that
talks about kind of the 80s in Miami and
the sort of overlap between the drug
trade and the illegal wildlife trade and
the reptile trade and he's a central
character in it. Miami. Well, he's kind
of more tangential because it's really
about this this guy Ray Van Norand guy
from New Jersey moved down to [snorts]
Florida, started a business um that
became strictly reptiles as I was
referencing. But um yeah, I mean the re
I don't think there was anything like
particular but he would get very
particular about very specific things
like if you were you could be right
about a million things that he hated but
wrong about one thing that he cared
about the most and he would categorize
you to be this person that is you know
>> there's an expression honor among
thieves and he weirdly has this kind of
honorable side
>> unredeemable. Yeah. and and certain
things I would say to him would make him
really upset. But I have to say the only
time I was ever shot at in my life was
in [ __ ] Miami. I was shot at, you
know, going to a pay phone in the early
90s in a van trying to go to a nightclub
with a bunch of people and these guys
were walking towards me and they started
just blowing out the windows of the van.
I remember I didn't go to the nightclub.
I went back to my hotel and I woke up in
the morning with that chopped air, you
know, car glass all in my hair. I had
long hair back then. I had hair back
then, but Miami was, you know, it was
pretty wild in the 80s and early 90s.
>> I have a good friend of mine, my friend
Steve did his residency, he's an
opthalmologist, did his residency in
Miami in the 80s
>> and worked in emergency rooms and he
said it was [ __ ] insane. just like so
many gunshot wounds, so many drug deals
gone bad, so many heists.
>> He said it was like an insane place to
work.
>> It's funny you say that cuz I said to
all my characters, I said, "What's it
like, you know, having been in and out
of prison so many times." He goes, "Bro,
everyone in Florida's been in prison,
you know, and I was kind of like, what's
it like?" You know, everyone in
Florida's been in prison.
>> Sunny Place with Shady People, right?
Have you seen Cocaine Cowboys?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Phenomenal, right? And that
story where you find out that the entire
graduating class of the police academy
either wound up murdered or in jail for
corruption.
>> Yeah. Have you seen Bad Lieutenant?
>> Yes.
>> I'm friends with Harvey. He's he's good
in it, man.
>> Oh, yeah. No, it's a great movie.
>> But it's there's parts of this story
that are a little like Bad Lieutenant.
You'll see in the end, you know. Well,
what you'll you'll like about this
second episode about this period, it's
from the point of view of this young at
the time, you know, coming right out of
college, young DE agent, DEA agent on
the beat chasing bad guys and he was
assigned this guy Mario Trow. The case
that was a cold case, no one could ever
touch him and you see him kind of chase
after him and, you know, understand the
whole weaving of the story. But it's a
really, you know, being around that guy
was, you know, being talk about our the
subjects in this animal world, you know,
law enforcement.
>> This guy sleeps with a gun every night
and gets literally orgasmic with the
thought of this guy coming to his house.
>> There's like a hideway.
>> The guy the guy that he put in prison
for 100 years that got out. He literally
waits. And you'll see a line in the show
that it's kind of unbelievable what he
says about that.
>> Yeah. But just, you know, he lives in
this kind of We went to go see him. He
lives in this kind of very kind of, you
know, country part of West Virginia.
And um
>> and he's good with guns.
>> Good with guns. And he would just, you
know, he [snorts] would brag about all
the gunship, you know, the bullets you
can find from this, you know, left over
from the Civil War
>> in his backyard. And, you know, he was
very, very good with the gun. We did a
lot of shooting verite with him. and um
he was just a really at this at the time
very generous with his with his time
wanting to tell his story but you know
clearly killed a lot of people and would
make some very soft references to to
that that would be very unnerving you
know like yeah how you're really great
with I've never shot a gun he's I don't
have anything against it but I've never
shot a gun and I would talk to him about
it I'm interested in it and he'd be like
yeah I've had to use it a lot you know
more than I'd like to admit
So, you know, you're in these these
places. It's it's it's, you know,
>> but what's so peculiar about this guy,
his name's Larry Loveless. He was a DEA
agent in Florida back in those days. He
put this guy in prison, you know, you
know, bringing this guy was bringing a
lot of drugs from, you know, he was
Cuban and you'll see it in episode two.
But, um, he really just doesn't
understand how the guy got out of
prison. And the fact that the very guy
that put him in prison wouldn't know
that that they like the whoever the
powers that be that put got him out of
prison after 12 years. You would think
he would know, you know, but he's he's
still to this day worried worried about
retaliation.
>> Well, to be so this was what's what's
cool is that his dad was actually the
person he was like an HR person for um
kind of the Cuban it was at the time of
the Cuban uh Bay of Pigs, you know,
invasion, that kind of era. and he was
responsible for taking care of all these
kind of Cuban exiles uh during that time
and he would he was being the one that
was kind of going house to house and
giving people checks. Um so he had this
kind of very interesting network of
people and had this incredible access
and so what what they what was been
insinuated is that you know his dad had
these relationships and knew where
everyone was and knew all these people
and had information that was useful to
the government at the time. That's the
idea. Gave information. No surprise.
>> Or he helped bring down the real Pablo
Esco Escobar. Or he knew a big drug lord
that the government wanted. They made a
deal. Who knows? But it could have been.
There's lots of theories.
>> Quite an injustice though. Like even
this guy, you know, some, you know, we
filmed
>> 200 people over how long? 15 years.
Really? The last six was in was more
intense.
>> More than 200 people
>> and you you never get everybody in.
>> Um and I remember meeting this guy Tony
Biscaro. Remember him?
>> Yeah. He was the this guy was part of he
he flew planes for drugs. You know, he
got busted with like I think 600,000,
you know, pounds of weed at the time. Uh
he served the single largest sentence
for marijuana smuggling crime. 40 years.
40 years. Got out maybe five years ago.
And could you imagine coming out of
prison for the longest sentence and then
going to Miami and you see weed stores
everywhere? [laughter] You know what I
mean?
>> You're [ __ ] life's over. You see weed
stores. It's it's like insane to me.
>> That's [ __ ] up.
>> But but that was at a time look Pablo
Escobar like there were people around
Pablo Escobar that got indicted that was
that were trafficking ivory [snorts]
horns and stuff like it was very you
know there one degree of separation for
like wildlife crime and drugs in that
era.
>> Why do you think there's that
connection?
>> Easy concealment.
>> Concealment.
>> I mean look I don't want to exaggerate.
I think it there's been connections you
know like you can put cocaine inside of
a boa constrictor. who's going to open a
box at customs or you know fish and
wildlife service and look inside the boa
constrictor. So there's some pretty
ingenious ways to
>> meaning you put it in their stomach.
>> Yeah. Like you either like force feed
the boa constrictor like you know like
you put them in those balloons, you put
cocaine in or you even
>> and then you have to cut them open to
get your cocaine.
>> Yeah. You cut them open and get your
cocaine. But even but even more
>> I remember in New York when the fish
markets used to put drugs so casually
about that by the way but fish fish
markets used to put the drugs in fish in
the in the you know in the fish market.
Yeah because no one wants to handle the
fish and open up the fish and they shove
all the drugs into the fish. So you know
like smelly dangerous animals are good
cover for drugs
>> or or even more simply you know
trafficking wildlife there was a legal
version of that. So, what they would do
is take the crates and they'd pack them
and they'd put the drugs at the bottom
and they'd put, you know, another layer
of animals and they put some they'd
[snorts] mix in some, you know,
lookalike animals that were really rare
but looked like the common animal. So,
they'd mix them together and then they
put something like, you know, spitting
cobras up the top and no one was
reaching into the crate when there was
these like very dangerous animals.
>> Many. So that's how they kind of got
they they were able to to to prey on the
lack of resources at these kind of major
ports of entry and realized that fish
and wildlife didn't really have any
resources at the time.
>> They had limited wildlife inspectors.
They had to go through these, you know,
volumes volumes of crates and they they
play these games. Many Komodo dragons
that made it into this country came in
illegally in a crate and they would just
put a little Komodo dragon in with some
other monitor lizards and the inspectors
couldn't tell the difference and they'd
go through and the Komodo dragon that
bit Sharon Stone's husband Sharon
Stone's husband at the Los Angeles Zoo
is one of those Komodo dragons.
>> So it was somebody's private collection
and then they got released to the zoo.
No, it was in a sting that's in our show
where they were bringing in illegal
animals coming from a guy in Malaysia
who's sort of the Pablo Escobar, the
kingpin globally of all the reptile
animal trade. a guy that we finally
accessed after COVID who his name is
Anson Wong and he was sort of the you
know bad guy number one in the world for
reptile and animal smuggling and so he
was by Interpole and I'll you know
>> well he did the longest longest sentence
in the US for wildlife crime ever at the
time in the '9s um he was busted in
Mexico but and then brought extradited
into the US but he was bringing in
Komodo dragons and really rare reptiles
and the zoos were the beneficiary of
those reptiles once They were
confiscated. So the LA Zoo, San Diego
Zoo, Bronx Zoo, a lot of these animals
came from reptile smugglers.
>> Wow.
>> Very much the origins of collections.
>> Yeah. For zoos.
>> And I would also imagine that the kind
of people that are really into reptiles
probably also do drugs.
>> So they probably know a lot of people in
that world.
>> Yeah. It's like a cross-section of
metal. You got a Python.
>> So there's a lot of inked guys. There's
a lot of like goth guys into
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hot snakes, which are
the venomous. A lot of bikers.
>> Hot snakes.
>> Hot snakes.
>> That's what they call them.
>> Hot snakes.
>> The kind that can kill you.
>> Yeah, they're called hot snakes.
>> Interesting.
>> But yeah, a lot of badass guys and there
was definitely drugs. Listen, I did
drugs in my life. So,
>> no way.
>> Yes.
>> Come on. [laughter]
I'll go on.
>> I've done everything. I had nightclubs
in New York City for many years, Joe.
>> Yeah. I'm I'm like, you know, embombed.
It's made me live longer.
Maybe that's [snorts] what saved you
when you got bit by the rattlesnake.
>> I probably
>> um but you got to think that the type of
people that are going to be even
interested in having a snake as a pet.
That's a very unusual person.
>> I like snakes.
>> Yeah. I don't
>> Come on. You know people that have
snakes. Kids have ball pythons. You've
got kids. They like a a baby a ball
python. They're clean. You don't have to
feed it every day like a rabbit or a
dog. You can go on vacation, leave your
ball python. They're they're they're a
good pet. A lot of snakes. I don't think
of him as a pet. I think of as a monster
that you feed that allows you, you know,
it's not big enough to eat you, so it's
allows you to feed it. And then you have
to keep it in this box, which is kind of
weird.
>> Yeah. Well, that's why I like tortoises.
You don't have to keep them in a cage or
a box
>> because a does a snake they experience
discomfort because they're in a
terrarium. Listen, there's a lot of myth
out there that, oh, snakes can live in a
little teeny like sweater box or a shoe
box and you can put them in racks like
you see in snake stores and snake
breeders.
>> The truth is real snakes in the wild do
not live in little boxes. They may
>> go in underground at certain time of
year and hibernate. They may, but they
come out and they hang out like us and
they move around. And most snakes do not
live in a little teeny box. But yes,
they can survive in a box. But there's
all different kinds of snakes. There's
racer snakes and indigo snakes and
snakes that need to move fast and go
places and and then there's some snakes
like a ball python that can be in a more
confined space, but you can't
generalize.
>> But generally, like when people keep
them as pets, they keep them in in some
kind of an aquarium, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. And they should they should give
them more space. They they should
absolutely give them more space. I mean,
part of what we're trying to do in this
show is try to tell people be
responsible. Don't treat reptiles like
disposable pets, like a toy that you
break one week and then you buy another
one and you break it and the parents buy
another one. You know, they're living
creatures. The death toll when you
import these animals is amazing. I mean,
so much mortality. And we don't talk
about mortality, whether it's zoos or
people bringing in these reptiles or
even myself over the years. You ask me
what happened to that snake. Probably
died. Probably was flushed down a toilet
by someone's mom.
>> You [snorts] know, you know, like baby
green turtles that you had as a kid.
Like what happened to most of those?
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>> So the longest lived animal terrestrial
animal on the planet is a giant
tortoise. They can live almost 200
years. I have tortoises that are
overundred years old.
>> What about snakes?
>> Snakes generally most snakes don't live
more than 30 to 40 years. But there are
few that might lizards can live 70
years. Some of the big land iguanas can
live a long time.
>> Those like ones in Florida.
>> Uh they can live 70 years. I don't know
about green iguanas, but there are some
that can live 50 to 70 years. Some of
the big lizards, tortoises live the
longest. Some crocodilians give live a
really long time. Snakes live the least
the the less a lesser time of compared
to most of the other reptiles.
>> That was another thing that they found
in Florida in the Everglades. They found
Nile crocodiles
>> and they think that they might have a
breeding population. There's some
suspicion, but it's basically from
people having them as pets.
>> I've swam with Nile crocodiles. That's
no joke.
>> Why'd you do that?
>> I was in Madagascar. They have a form of
Nile crocodile in Madagascar. They don't
get quite as big as the mainland crocs.
And I was looking for turtles. And then
I saw the croc. Nile crocodiles and as
you know, saltwater crocodiles are the
two crocs that really kill the most
people. You know, people come and wash
their clothing next to the shore. You
know, the croc comes up and grabs them.
You know, you really got to watch it
with Nile crocodiles. So, if they're in
Florida, they're much bigger than
American crocodiles.
>> Yeah. They have a shoot on site order
for them or they did at least in this
article that I was reading. It's from a
while back.
>> I didn't know that. Wow.
>> They found a couple of them.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I know they've captured at least
two of them.
>> Well, the biggest reptile in the world
in terms of weight, back to our size
conversation, is a saltwater crocodile,
and it's neck and neck with a
leatherback sea turtle. They're both
over 2,000 pounds. So, you imagine a
2,000
>> leather back sea turtle is that big?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> I had no idea. [laughter] That's great.
I I would have never imagined that a sea
turtle would have the same body weight
as a saltwater crocodile.
>> They're neck and neck two over 2,000 lbs
both of them. That's a big big turtle.
>> Well, I know that there there's legend
right about uh Congo crocodiles and that
there's crocodiles that people had
supposedly seen, you know, back in the
early 1900s and [snorts] the 1800s that
they thought were 40t long.
>> Yeah. And the thing about crocodiles is
I don't think they die of old age. I
think they just stay alive until they
die.
>> I want to be a crocodile.
>> And they keep getting bigger. That's the
other thing. Like depending upon their
food source and how much
>> Yeah. One I think in captivity they wind
up dying. But I think there's some
there's there's some thoughts as to why
that happens. You know, how they're
actually eating or they're getting fed.
What's the difference between the way
they live in the wild?
>> But there's some accounts from back in
the day where these [snorts] guys were
on a boat and the the crocodile was
bigger than the boat they were on.
>> Yeah. I mean, the thing about
crocodilians, and I I think there's
about 27 different types, but once they
get to a certain size, you know, they're
vulnerable when they're little, right?
Like birds and fish and things can kill
them and eat them, but once they get a
certain size, you know, like you're
saying, they're pretty much invincible.
Nothing can kill them, you know. And
some of them develop a taste for people.
>> Yeah. Just movement in the water and and
just because they're an ambush predator,
right?
>> Yeah. Well, they hunt people. Um
>> and they probably hunt people.
>> My friend Jim Shaki, he got hired to go
to Africa. Um I forget what country it
was, but he got hired to kill these
crocodiles because they were praying on
people. And while he was there, someone
got snatched up
>> while he was in camp. He said everybody
there had like missing a leg, bite taken
out of their calf. Everybody was all
[ __ ] up. I was good friends with Peter
Beard and he would go to Kenya in
Ethiopia and call crocodiles and there's
a really incredible photo of him inside
a crocodile that they killed and he's
like writing in his you know journal but
he's half his body is in a huge Nile
crocodile but he would go and call them
for probably similar reason as you just
said
>> once they start targeting villagers once
they find that there's a place that they
can hunt and get regular food they're
there all the time they they're so
sneaky that you What they developed was
they these people had put posts into the
ground in the water. So into uh the the
the area where they would wash their
clothes and gather food. They
essentially built like some sort of uh
containment area where the Crocs
couldn't get through these poles. So
what the Crocs did was go around the
poles and into the water. So they had
figured it out.
>> Smart.
>> That's creepy. That's creepy. where they
they they realize like, oh, the people
go like they must have been watching and
realizing, oh, the people go into this
area, so I got to go on the ground at
night and then I'll go back under the
water and then I'll catch these [ __ ]
slipping.
>> And they're patient. They can wait
years. Intelligent.
>> They can wait a long time before they
eat anything, you know.
>> Yeah. They don't have to eat for a year,
right?
>> A big croc. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Are they intelligent?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, they they're one of the few
reptiles that actually really does
defend their babies like, you know, like
a snake. A snake doesn't do that. Yeah.
Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow.
Wow. That's amazing. What a dinosaur,
man.
>> What is that? A saltwater or a Nile?
>> Says saltwater crocodile. Is this in
Australia?
>> In Australia.
>> Wow. That Wow.
>> Those things ran the whole world at one
point in time.
>> Mhm.
>> Yeah.
>> It's just weird. There's still creatures
like that roaming around, you know?
That's a throwback. And there's some
really endangered crocodiles. And you'll
see in our show, I think even episode
one, there's the zoo curator that says,
"Oh, we bought a few uh Philippine
crocodiles from this dealer." I think
it's in the first episode. And
Philippine crocodiles today are super
endangered. You know, like there's still
some really, really rare ones. Not
saltwater crocs and not Nile crocs, but
there's some really endangered.
>> Is that a thrill for these guys that
they get something that they're not
supposed to have? Is that part of it?
>> Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
>> It's like a rare baseball card. No, it's
like rare art. It's like having a
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And then there's a
>> I get excited by seeing something I
never saw before. I'm like a kid in a
candy store.
>> No, but when I see a cool like pink
landing one, I've never seen one in the
in the wild or anywhere. And I've been
to the Gopagos, so yeah, it's a thrill.
>> It's a put in your backpack and take it
home is probably not encouraged.
>> I'd stuff it down my pants. No, I' i'd
be too scared.
Well, you wouldn't want to do that,
right? You'd want
>> natural habitat.
>> No, I wouldn't want to. You know, my
mother gave me a good moral compass with
that. She used to say to me when I was a
kid, don't play God, Eric. You know, I
keep my I was keeping things. And she'd
tell me, "You got to let it go at the
end of the summer." So, I was lucky to
have that because a lot of people didn't
have that mother. And I did. So, I I
kind of against my better judgment when
I was a kid. I did bad things that my
mother didn't like, but later in life,
she was right. Keep it in the wild.
>> Yeah, for sure. you know,
>> well, they're fascinating in the wild. I
just like I do appreciate them in the
wild. I just I'm perplexed as to why
people would they would have their life
revolve around taking care of reptiles.
It just seems really odd.
>> Well, people get into it and they get
addicted and they buy more and more and
more and then they get divorced and they
get rid of them all or they get burned
out on it because after a while it's a
lot of work taking care of a lot of
reptiles. So, it's kind of like, you
know, people get really into it and
sometimes it's hard to sustain it, you
know,
>> but more trade than the other
collectible culture.
>> Trade.
>> More more trade. More, you know,
>> like I'll give you a crocodile sell
trade. Yeah.
>> What's going on here, Jamie?
>> Bear gallbladder for
>> I've never seen this footage.
>> That's a shark. So, it's stealing a
shark that a guy caught.
>> Wow. Wow.
Yeah. That must be um American
crocodile, right?
>> I don't know.
>> It's Australia. Okay. A lot of sharks in
Australia. That makes sense.
>> I don't know.
>> Wow. So, it just stole this guy's fish.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> What's been your interest in wildlife?
>> Oh, man. I'm fascinated by wildlife. I'm
just much more interested in mammals for
whatever reason.
>> I mean, I'm interested in these things.
I found them fascinating, but they
they're not as compelling to me for
whatever reason. And I always wondered
what that is. Like, you know, I did this
thing on social media once, the social
media hierarchy of dead animals, and I
said like fish, fillets of fish, no one
cares. Dead fish, people care a little
more, but not much.
>> Dead turkey, not that big a deal.
>> Dead deer, okay, now we're getting
weird, you know. Dead bear, now people
get mad at you. It's interesting.
>> You know, I went to this thing called
Safari Club International in Vegas. It's
the biggest trophy hunting, you know,
convention. And I was filming
undercover. And I started out, you know,
asking, "Yeah, can you taxiderermy this
and that?" And then I kind of, you know,
raised the bar and I said, you know,
"Can you taxiderermy a chimp for me?"
And they're like, "Yeah, yeah, we can do
a chimp." Said, "What about an
orangutang?" [snorts] "Yeah, we could do
an orangutang." Anyway, and I was going
around to different taxiderermists in
this giant convention. They had
elephants and lions and all kinds of
stuff. Eventually, I asked someone if
you could tax me a human, you know, and
and then suddenly I noticed all these
guys starting to follow me, you know,
and there was a big NRA booth and a lot
of people with guns and eventually they
surrounded me and I was trying to get
rid of my, you know, camera gear and
throw it in the garbage and stuff. But
it was interesting where the line is and
what you're allowed to
>> Well, it sounds like you're a [ __ ]
psychopath. You're asking them if you
could taxiderermy a human. You don't
think that's They probably thought for
sure you're a fed or someone
>> or a joke
>> undercover or I mean obviously
>> it was kind of it was kind of a joke but
they literally started putting eyeballs
on me and say who the [ __ ] is this guy?
[snorts]
>> Yeah, you know you
>> Yeah, but they were
>> Hey, how do you take a [ __ ] human and
turn it into a statue?
>> People have shrunken heads. I know
people with shrunken heads actually. You
know, they collect them. But um No, it's
pretty macob. The fact that they would
taxiderermy a chimp and an orangutang
and a gorilla. [snorts]
>> So who are these people that said they
would do that? They're just
>> just taxiderermis that are in this
convention that taxiderermy.
So someone would have to smuggle it
back.
A lot of what happens is and a lot of
the you know when zoo animals die
sometimes they send it to people that
taxiderermy. So I know people that get a
lot of zoo carcasses and they, you know,
taxiderermy a chimp. I've seen it. But
yeah.
>> So when a zoo a zoo has the option to
sell the dead body and then someone
turns it into a taxiderermy statue, it
it's gone on for a long time. I nothing
against zoos, but that was one way to
get really unusual animals. Like I have
a friend I met a guy I know that's
taxiderermy a number of komodo dragons
that came from zoos because people don't
have komodo dragons in the private in
the private sector. Well, I guess no
harm, no foul if it's already dead.
>> But, but I guess I'm making the point
you're making. I'm just sort of saying
it's interesting how fish, even though
certain fish can live over a hundred
years, certain rock fish and longevity,
that's incredible. We don't think of
them in the same way as we think of
these higher countries.
>> We don't care at all.
>> We don't care at all. Yeah.
>> Yeah. We don't seem to. But, you know,
going fishing is much more common than
going hunting.
>> Yeah. Now that I said what I just said,
you know, maybe that's a little twisted.
>> What do you mean [laughter]
>> about taxing a real person?
>> Well, it is twisted. Yeah, you asked
them.
>> I think I said that out of context.
>> Whoa. You could buy this. So,
>> yeah,
>> it says it's real. I was trying to look
to see if it was fake, but it's real.
>> How is that legal?
>> It's a document.
>> I'm not sure on the screen. I mean, it
wasn't hard to find either.
>> Oh, there's our friend.
>> It's only three grand.
>> I mean,
>> no, the guy the guy
>> Riverside
>> Yeah, the guy that has the tax uh He's
got a funny name for his museum.
>> Yeah, he's got the Komodo dragon, but
now that I think about it, he had a
number of taxiderermy gorillas, now that
I think about it.
>> Now, did they say where they got this
from? Does it say how they acquired this
body?
>> That document might they might have to
pay for the document. [sighs]
>> That's [ __ ] weird, man. But we but to
your point about you know this kind of
societal reaction to
>> you know wildlife issues I think
>> yeah that's what we're super curious
about what what what drives people's
obsessions around certain things in this
case this happens to be part sport part
industry part obsession with you know
scarcity but that is all in this case
leading more to destructive extinction
problems you know very few animal more
and More animals are threatened with
extinction than ever before,
particularly reptiles. Now, one out of
every five are threatened with
extinction and it's growing at a
accelerated rate,
>> mainly because of things that we explore
in our show,
>> pet trade, exotic, you know, smuggling,
all of that. Um,
>> but you know to get people to care about
things that can harm you, you know,
believe it or not, you know, we have
challenges with, you know, subject
matter in the show that, you know, we'll
get notes back and and it's it's it's it
might be too hardcore for people to see.
Um, because it is a brutal volume-based
industry and there's a lot of
>> We we try not to show the bludgeoning
and the cruelty of animals. We tried to
avoid that with Tiger King and Chim
Crazy in the show because people turn
the channel. So we we try we could if we
wanted to we could do that.
>> Well, I think we're just but I'm more
talking more about the point of like
what how do people respond to something
through an interest and you know what
turns them on? What turns them off? And
what is it about us that has this
connection to certain Why are there
turtle people? Why why do you like
turtles?
>> Why do you think people vilify reptiles?
You like mammals, you said. Why do you
think people don't aren't so keen on
reptiles?
>> Well, they're not like us, right?
They're a different sort of predatory
lizard thing. And I think in our mind,
they hearken back to the days where
these things were a real problem for
human beings.
>> You know, I think, you know, crocodiles
and alligators like they they they
enact like there's a visceral reaction
that people have to them that I think is
warranted. It's genetic probably. But
you don't think because we like to talk
about the warm, cuddly, you know,
charismatic animals like a panda bear or
a koala bear or a, you know,
>> Well, that I think is anthropomorphism
that's done by Disney movies. Of course
it is. Yeah. That that because people in
the pioneer days, they didn't think of
bears that way,
>> right? But I I would argue that a bear,
you know, a Kodiak bear, a polar bear, a
lion is a lot more concerning than most
reptiles. Yes. You know, so why we
vilify reptiles and have that,
>> you know, feeling about them is, I
think, maybe more as to what you said
about the anthropomorphism. You can't a
snake has no legs like us. They don't
breastfeed their babies like a bear or
like like a mammal. They have a fork
tongue. They have no ears. A snake is
weird. They're nothing like us. So maybe
we feel so removed from them and they're
scary. Yeah.
>> Even though they're really not that
scary.
>> We talked to this guy. We were The
Disney thing is so interesting to me
because that that was actually something
I was kind of deep on. This guy Carl
Safhina um he's more of is he more of an
anthropologist or he's more of a
behaviorist?
>> He's like a animal behaviorist and sort
of more in the groove of like you know
animal welfare and animal behavior.
>> Yeah. But this sort of creation of
anthropomorphic characters through
Disney. I mean they they were you know
like if you track this sort of
correlation to you know entry points
into you know mainstream culture uh you
know it's you know it's they're easy
they're great devices for human emotion
but then there's this more perverse side
of you know it creates these demands for
pets you know Zootopia when snakes like
Zootopia had a snake as a central
character and it's going crazy in China
you know
>> well that's a pop culture thing like you
know
>> but that's the you know that So, these
well-intentioned things in these ways
which we portray animals,
>> Finding Nemo, everyone wanted a clown
fish. Harry Potter, Harry Potter,
everyone wanted a baby owl. I was in
Asia after Harry Potter and they I was
like, why are there like 50 baby owls in
this market and there were Harry Potter
birds? That's a byproduct of pop
culture, right? You know, you know,
Jurassic Park, everyone wants their
little bearded dragon because they want
a miniature dinosaur.
>> So, who knows what's going to happen
after Monsters of God. They're all going
to want snakes again. hopefully have
some.
>> Did Tiger King open up the door for
that? You think?
>> Did people like look at that and find it
appealing? Like that's what I've been
missing.
>> Well, [laughter] I I think I think
>> I've been looking for my niche.
>> I think it gave the opposite of people
like maybe questioning questioning.
>> It's like deliverance.
>> It's a little deliverance the way you're
talking.
>> Maybe question when you take a photo
with a baby tiger at a roadside zoo. I
think that was more more, you know,
because it was so big and pop culture. I
want to get me a tiger after tiger came.
I want to give me a little baby tiger.
>> Okay, if you're going to play into this
lane, it's like look, everyone was
shocked that you could buy you could
basically get one for free.
>> Well, we've talked about it before on
the podcast, but there's more tigers in
captivity in Texas than all the wild of
the world.
>> Yeah.
>> In people's private collections.
>> Yeah. I think religion also has a is
plays a big role in the vilification of
reptiles, particularly snakes. You know
like you know something about that that
amve complex and you know the snake is
bad
>> serpent [snorts]
>> the serpent
>> the serpent
>> more I I was we were more people dream
that of snakes in this country than any
other thing combined it's mostly
negative dreams we're scared
>> not sharks snakes
>> snakes there's a google
>> nightmare snake dreams
>> Google did this sort of like you know
infographic by country
>> and you know what is the most common
dream that people have and it's usually
around snakes which is
>> I have like someone chasing ing me are
panic dreams. I never have a nightmare
about a snake.
>> But you never hear of like a phobia
directly attached to sharks. You know,
you have aidophobia, which is a fear of
snakes, but you don't hear of a
sharkophobia
>> or arachnophobia,
>> right?
>> Spiders.
>> People are freaked out by spiders.
>> Oh, yeah. I I think that's a genetic
thing. I think there's a memory.
>> I think someone either was bit or knows
someone that was bit and that
information got transferred down to
their offspring. I'm pretty sure of that
cuz uh hosting Fear Factor, I got to see
people with legitimate arachnophobia and
legitimate ephidophobia where it is like
nothing else. Like they see it and they
[ __ ] freak out like it's irrational.
>> It's like everything in their body
saying you got to get out of here right
now.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And it's not like everybody else.
Everybody else who looked at was like oh
yikes. And then a few people they had
that genetic memory. I think that's just
>> I agree. And and it's cultural. It's
cultural. Like like we have a lot of
Mexican guys that work with us and every
year
>> we do a snake course when the snakes
start coming out in the spring and I
show them how to put a rattlesnake. It's
>> the only staff meeting he ever does.
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's the only thing I care
about. But I don't want people killing
snakes at work for me. And I'm like,
"Hey, you don't have to kill the snake."
And they're so used to taking the
machete and cutting the snake's head
off. And we don't do that. We we move
the rattlesnake and we put it somewhere
else. We move the gopher snake, the king
snake. But they just have this, you
know, some of them, as you were just
saying, just can't wrap their head
around even touching the snake because
they just it's instilled in them, you
know, from their parents or from
whatever their childhood that they're
scared of snakes and it's hard to change
that. But with kids, like I'm sure with
your kids and your daughters, like I I
see with little boys, you know, six and
three, how their reaction and they're
not fearful like and it's partially
because of the influence of the work
that I'm doing, but you know, I watch
them interact. I see their friends. I
see their cousins that are fearful. They
have adverse reaction. I also think it's
like,
you know, your exposure to it. Yeah. You
know, a lot. And you're right. Probably
some some genetic kind of
>> definitely exposure too. I mean, if you
grow up and you're used to being around
different kinds of animals and the
wildlife and different different things,
you'll probably be more comfortable
around unique animals. But if you're a
person who grows up entirely in the
city,
>> Yeah.
>> Did your parents like animals? Do they
>> Dogs? We had dogs and cats, normal
stuff,
>> right? [laughter]
>> I had a weird mom. I had a weird mom
that liked snakes and so that played a
role in it and like and like
salamanders. Oh,
>> that explains why. She would she would
take me to pet stores and actually steal
the snakes and salamanders and steal
them and put them in her purse and then
take me out into the woods and we'd let
them go. So that's the kind of mother
Yeah. She didn't like seeing them in
cages.
>> Wow.
>> But she didn't mind kleptomania.
So I [laughter] got good at stealing for
a while.
>> As an odd mom who's like really into
snakes as an odd mom.
>> No, she just wanted to free them. She
didn't like seeing them in cages. So
>> Oh, I understand.
>> In aquariums.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. I didn't grow up around any of
that. I didn't know anybody who had a
snake as a pet. Not that I can remember
>> really in New Jersey. You're
>> Well, I was born in New Jersey, but I
grew up all over the place.
>> I lived in San Francisco until I was 11.
Then I lived in Florida from 11 to 13. I
actually was around a lot of alligators
during that time.
>> There it is.
>> Yeah, we were we were in Gainesville and
uh there was a place called Lake Alice
there that had uh a lot of alligators.
You'd see it all the time. And when I
was there, one lady got
>> a clearly impressionable age.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I was around them a lot, but they
were um they were weird. Like they
didn't do anything. They just laid on
the shore. You could see them and you
could be fairly close. Even though like
they could have clearly chased me and
caught me cuz they can run like 30 miles
an hour, right?
>> They could have caught me if they wanted
to. They didn't. They weren't really
interested in people. Apparently they
had plenty of food. And they were at
that time they were actually endangered.
>> So alligators like they were telling
people not to feed them marshmallows cuz
people would throw marshmallows on the
lake cuz you could watch the alligator
come up and eat the marshmallow. They
like marshmallows
>> and they said, "Hey, these are not good
for alligators. They're super worried
about alligator diabetes or something,
[laughter]
>> whatever."
>> Yeah.
>> But they were concerned about like
giving alligator sugar rush.
>> Yeah. They were concerned about giving
the alligator non-nutritious food, which
I thought was funny because they were
saying that they were endangered. But
>> and it and it's amazing that in the 50s
and 60s they were really endangered and
it was hard to find an alligator. And
when you think about that now and how
it's hard to believe,
>> it's hard to believe. and how the
Endangered Species Act did help
>> bald eagles, birds of prey because it
actually worked because of DDT. But it
brought back alligators and now
alligators like you can't even imagine
they were endangered. They're like
ubiquitous in Florida.
>> Oh, they're everywhere. They literally
say every pond has the potential to have
an alligator everywhere you look.
>> They move around. There's they're very
overpopulated.
>> Yeah. What's interesting about this work
in the show that spans so much time you
know we had which you know you you
shared in this you know curiosity but we
had great access to all of these great
people in different industry. So you
have heads of the zoo, you have you know
DOJ, DEA, um US Fish and Wildlife
Service, the collectors of you know the
the bigger suppliers and you have all
aspects of this sort of industry and
what the show became, you know, as we
were working through the edit is this
kind of, you know, this real clear story
of unintended consequences, which is the
more you enforce, you have great laws
that happen, but it triggers something
else and that triggers something else
and you see this kind of time after time
after time again and in some cases it
leads to some positive things like ESA
>> uh or the endangered species act or you
have a pop culture event that drives
sales of a you know animal that's you
know going to be poached out of
extinction. So, it's a really
interesting way of looking at this and
analyzing in a way.
>> Yeah. What you realize, and you'll see,
Joe, if you continue watching, that
the pathology behind everyone, the law
enforcement, they're going after their
prize, right? They're going they're
going after their big trophy is the bad
guy. The bad guy, you know, the dealer,
the smuggler, is going after the rarest
reptile. The zoos got very competitive
with reptile houses in the 70s and 80s
because they started realizing they were
very popular. Some one of the most
popular things in zoos are reptile
houses. They wanted the Komodo dragon,
the rare reptile. So, and the collector
like guys like me that really dig
reptiles wanted like the pink, you know,
gopicus landigana that no one has or the
this on the the unattainable. So,
everyone kind of is going after each
other. the reptile, the the bad, you
know, the the feds are going after the
bad guys and it's a similar pathology
and what you find out in the end of the
series is there's a scene where law
enforcement has something that you can't
believe and it's a little like doing a
film about, you know, cocaine cowboys
and the law enforcement has a garage
full of heroin and cocaine that they're
selling. So it's it's like it gets very
gray and the psychology is similar
between
>> the only difference between the prisoner
and the guard of the bars. That's the
sort of
>> and you'll see there's no clear right
and wrong and sometimes the laws don't
work. So it's messy and sometimes there
should be laws where there aren't laws,
you know, back to the marijuana back to
the marijuana analogy like [ __ ] it.
How twisted is it that someone goes to
prison for 40 years of a pot and now you
can go to a weed shop every corner in
Oklahoma, right? But it's a very messy
uh complex story that was hard to weave
together and I think it was the most
challenging for us. Certainly more
challenging than Tiger King.
>> The most proud I think it's really deep
and it's it's a it's a good one
>> and we lived
>> and we lived for now.
>> You guys spend a lot of time on these.
Yeah. This is this is one of the things
that I found shocking. While you were
just discussing this, you were saying it
was like six years
>> more
>> more. How many when so when did you
plant the seed?
>> Well, the seed was planted really in my
head when I read this book, The Lizard
King, in 2008. And I tried to buy the
rights from this author, Brian Christie,
who wrote this incredible book, The
Lizard King, in 2008. So that's almost
20 years ago. I didn't start filming
until 2014 with Josh Safy. And that was
the beginning. But Tiger King and other
things got in the way. So yeah, maybe
six years if it was if we were to
condense that time.
>> But when we saw you a couple years ago,
we were, you know, we were making many
projects along this because, you know,
you can't do them all. You know, it's a
there's it's a very unstructured way of
working. You know, we don't have a
certain amount of shoot days. It's it's
kind of a flow. We like these
longitudinal.
>> We shoot multiple projects at the same
time,
>> you know, and we're we're lucky because
a lot of our our worlds are in certain
places, so, you know, it's one-stop
shopping. um in Florida there's a lot of
interesting people, a lot of colorful
people that are in, you know, are
hitting some of these themes that we're
exploring in different works. So I think
um so we're able to kind of do that but
the duration the duration's great
because like you know sometimes
constraints are no I think it's great in
some ways bec if you're able to kind of
balance other other work because you
know holding out for access to a really
important person might not happen in the
first goound but you know a year later
or two years later. What what is the
common factor that you guys is it [ __ ]
up people like that you guys are looking
for when you decide what kind of
documentaries you're making?
>> Not just like it would that would be off
too superficial. Like there's too many
[ __ ] up people out there.
>> [ __ ] up people in connection with
wildlife is the the theme of the big
three that you've got.
>> And people that have a story that's
somewhere hidden in there. So we cast a
wide [ __ ] net. Like we film shark
people and taxiderermis and the guy that
breeds the most longtail maccat monkeys
for medical research where we got co
from. We're filming so many different
subcultures of animal people and other
people and then you sort of hone in on
something. And so the monkey mom thing
became chimp crazy, you know, and we
started seeing a story there. So it's
not like we just go out and just lock
into something and there's a story. We
have to kind of find it. And I would say
this is not a good recipe for people
that want to make documentaries. Like
anyone starting out in life to try to
make docs, don't do what we do because
it's not a good way to get rich and it
takes forever and you may never have a
story. And so it's like
>> that's what I'm getting at. It's like
it's like we got lucky that Joe Exotic
tried to kill Kellaskin while we were
filming. We got lucky in a sense that
and we got lucky she he didn't kill her
and we got lucky in a sense that Tanya
kidnapped a chimpanzee. Um, this is not
a recipe for success. You know, we we we
film film film. We do a lot of [ __ ] that
no one ever sees.
>> Joe Exotic DMs me all the time on
Instagram.
>> Oh, still. Yeah.
>> He wants to get out.
>> You know, there's a way maybe we can get
him out. By the way, I'll tell you after
the show.
>> I'll tell you after the show.
>> Do you want him to get out?
>> You know, the the government made a deal
with him before the trial. They said,
"We'll give you can do six years or
you're going to have a trial." Six
years. He's been in jail now for nine
years or whatever it's been, right? he
would be out right now if he made that
deal. He thought he was going to get off
and I was like, Joe, I was on the phone
with him every day at the time from
prison. I said, "Take the deal."
[snorts]
>> I don't know. I I'm not into throwing
people in prison and and throwing away
the key forever.
>> Tanya's in jail, too. You know, we're
good at that for perjury. I I think she
doesn't deserve to be there for four
years, you know, for perjury.
>> Well, she didn't need to kidnap another
chimp.
>> Yeah. You know, we tried we tried to
help her, but she didn't. She was her
own worst enemy. Anyway, she
>> Well, these people are obsessed.
>> Yeah.
>> I think also what attracts the crime
element is the sentencing is low for
wildlife trafficking, wildlife crime.
>> But do they really consider that when
they're getting [snorts] involved? Like,
oh, no big deal. Only do four years. Do
they really think of that?
>> Going back to it. They keep doing it.
>> Yeah. But I think that's because they're
obsessed. They they're trying not to get
caught. They're I don't think they're
looking at it and balancing out the low
sentence rate and going, "Oh, this is a
good thing to get involved with."
>> I think that get involved with heroin.
It's pretty stiff crime.
>> I think it's a risk factor that's
considered and especially in the sense
of like
>> I think most of them, Jeremy, I think
most of them think they're going to get
away with it or they're smarter than the
feds.
>> But they have this sort of, you know,
worst case thinking about if there was
something to happen, it's, you know,
eight months in a camp,
>> right?
>> You know, they're not a lot of them go
to prison multiple times. While we were
filming this show, during the filming,
we were shocked that one of the lead
guys in our film, was under
investigation, being indicted. He didn't
tell us. And then finally, he said,
"Guys, I'm going to prison." And we
don't cover it in the show because it
was just too much. But we were like,
"What? You've been filming with us for
two years and you're going to prison
now?" And then he finally got out of
prison. We filmed him more and he's got
an ankle bracelet. Um, and he'd been
prisoned five years before that, or I
don't know, eight years before that. So,
there's a lot of
>> What was he going to prison for?
>> Uh, this time for smuggling turtles that
were going out to Asia. Three striped
mud turtles.
>> Yeah. That that we're no longer bringing
wildlife in to buy and collect. It's
actually coming out of our country into
China.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> What What stuff are we exporting to
China?
>> Well, there a lot of it's Eric, the one
recently that happened. I just took I
just took I just took in a confiscation
three weeks ago of 300 three-toed box
turtles that come out of the central
part of the US, Oklahoma, Missouri, and
two weeks later a guy was busted coming
into Mexico with turtles and I took
those turtles from US Fish and Wildlife
Service. So animals are coming into the
country out of Mexico, you know,
different countries. And then we're
exporting now, which is new in the last
10 years, a lot of native uh turtles and
and reptiles and other wildlife to
Southeast Asia and Europe.
>> And how are they getting there?
>> Mostly, it's mostly uh air cargo
carry-on. this particular confiscation
three weeks ago. They busted the guys
with more box turtles in their in their
luggage once they got to Hong Kong in
China. Um like I said, China, Taiwan,
>> lot of socks.
>> Malaysia, Jakarta, the reptile industry
is enormous for now keeping them as
exotic pets. Enormous. I mean it's you
know you know in Asia like the bird
world the the birds are called the cut
flowers of the wildlife trade in Asia
because like we we might have a bouquet
or a plant in our house they have a bird
cage in Southeast Asia there's something
like some in insane statistic about how
many people have a bird in their house
and when you go to the bird markets in
Jakarta it's just surreal or in Thailand
there's there's one in Bangkok called
Chhattach market these huge you know
animal markets you know we talk about
where CO came from, but the scale of
these animal markets, you know, bush
meat, wildlife, it's it's on a scale
that's beyond your imagination.
>> What kind of what are they selling? Like
>> they're selling reptiles, they're
selling birds for meat.
>> No, no, these are for pets. The birds
are ornamental in your house. You you
have a song bird, you have an owl, you
have a whatever. You can't believe
they're people that are
>> So they just have like a wildlife mall.
>> It's effectively like an enormous
wildlife mall.
>> An outdoor mall.
>> Yeah. And and in that within that mall,
there's also seafood and then there's
the reptiles and then there's the birds.
It's like messy. No wonder maybe CO came
from that. It's like
>> didn't come from that.
>> I don't know if it came from a [ __ ]
lab.
>> I think you're maybe right. I have a
friend, bless his heart, he's a good
friend of mine. He said it was a zunotic
disease. It didn't come from a lab. But
now I'm beginning to think it might have
come.
>> I think a lot of people were influenced
to say that it was a natural spillover
>> because they didn't want to admit that
we were [ __ ] around with gain of
function research.
>> I think the evidence now shows that it
may have
>> pretty clearly but also it seems like if
you see these kind of lab or excuse me
these markets you would say what is this
right here Jamie?
>> Cha market.
>> Which one is this?
>> Oh this is one of those markets.
>> Yeah Jakarta.
>> Oh this I've been to these markets in
Jakarta. Yeah. And it's just a wildlife
market and so it's all pets.
>> So what is it about Asia that has such a
desire for animals?
>> Those are the Harry Potter those are the
Harry Potter owls. That footage is when
>> Yeah.
>> wealth same same things in the U that
were driving the US common in Asia.
>> Well there's in China alone there's over
a billion people. So there's just more
people and and the the just the scale
and the size of Asia and China is much
bigger than the US and Europe combined.
So they have a bigger market and the
climate's pretty good to keep exotic
animals like Florida. So it's just it's
like you know on steroids the the
collectors in Asia. And why I think that
I think that the industry the
trafficking number is so under
reportported [snorts] is you know you
have this there's like one person one
person that is responsible for
coordinating in the US one person she's
in Delaware who's responsible for
coordinating with US fish and wildlife
to to to deal with you know these these
placements of confiscated wildlife if
they're able to even detect them. I
think it was something like 10,000
animals um in the last few years were
coming through LA. Is it LAX? Basically,
the Torrance um the border and [snorts]
LAX.
>> It's it's very
>> one little sample market.
>> It's very understaffed, under manned to
be able to manage all the wildlife
coming in and out of the country.
There's not enough
>> even with dogs and detection
advancement. They're finding ways to get
get animals out.
>> And then and then the the sad truth is
that they've they've been starved and
dehydrated. you know, recovering them is
impossible. You know, you've gotten
lucky with rewing animals back into New
Jersey and stuff like that through his
organization, but you know, it's a it's
a it's a it's a harmful reality that
it's it's actually still happening. You
know, we thought our stuff was
>> the percentage of wildlife that leaves
the country leaves the country, native
wild to this US, it's like 50% is kind
of marine stuff like coral and
invertebrates that are in the ocean and
the rest is mostly reptiles, mostly
turtles. Mammals are very small these
days. Birds are very small. So for
whatever reason uh you know turtles and
the US has the most
out of any country in the world we have
more species of turtles and tortoises
than any country in the world. We have
51 species in the US. Mexico second. You
know India I think is maybe third. But
so Asia now really wants these turtles
where you grow up. you know, in in New
Jersey and other places where we have
these really cool turtles, spotted
turtles, bog turtles, wood turtles,
really beautiful colored eastern box
turtles. Once they get to Asia, they're
in the many thousands of dollars. The
shipment that just went out that we
received the confiscation from, it was
about a half a million dollars, just
those turtles once once they get to
China. So, it's big money and and they
use mules and the people that got
arrested or busted usually aren't the
real ones that are, you know, organizing
the whole thing.
>> It's like [snorts] drugs. Well, that's a
good thing about this docu series is
that you guys are exposing this to
people because I think most people would
be completely unaware.
>> No idea.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. No idea. No idea where, you know,
zoo, you know, animals in the zoos came
from.
>> Is there an issue with people stealing
eagles and trying to import them as
pets?
>> So, raptors are really interesting. So,
that sector of the bird world, I mean,
the bird world is so vast. There's the
song bird people. There's the parrot
people. Really high-end, you know,
highest macaus that are so expensive.
One highest macaw is like, you know,
$60,000 today or 50,000 or whatever it
is, 40,000. Um, but raptors are
increasingly popular in the Middle East,
you know, golden eagles and all these
really far out um birds of prey. And in
the US, we have really strict laws when
it comes to birds of prey and owning
them and falcony. Bobby Kennedy is a
falconry guy. loves falconry. But um
it's gotten more popular again around
the world having you know big birds of
prey
>> cuz it's interesting uh you know I have
friends that live in Alaska and in
Alaska eagles are really common. Like
they're all over the place up there.
Like they don't even think anything of
them.
>> Yeah.
>> You know especially the guys who go
salmon fishing. When they come back from
salmon fishing you literally have like
30 40 eagles just waiting on the lawn
for these boats to arrive because they
know that they're going to throw the
carcasses out.
>> Bald eagles.
>> Yeah. Bald eagles. Yeah. I would imagine
some people would want those as a pet,
>> especially in other countries.
>> Yeah.
>> You know,
>> in the US only Native Americans can have
like eagle parts unless you have a
permit. Like it's pretty
>> eagle parts.
>> Well, you know, like feathers for their
headdresses. Like Native Americans can
still do things with birds.
>> Also, if you have a stuffed eagle in
your house, that's illegal.
>> I think it's illegal unless
>> Did you ask those guys [laughter] stuff
you an eagle? Well,
>> that would be interesting though. That's
where we draw the line. By the way, the
I don't know if I don't know if they
actually have them, but we have this
footage. I mean, imagine going in the
the confiscations room at LAX. It's
incredible.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah, it's incredible. You have like,
you know, tiger rug, you know, just all
this rare animal and in and transformed
into so many objects at home. A table, a
rug, a pool cues. Well, I was reading
about this that there was a a place in
China where people could go to eat
endangered species and they would have
an endangered species menu and they
would have like a a dinner every now and
then, you know, like rarely, but it was
by invitation only and these like super
weird wealthy people would go out there
and they would, you know, eat.
>> If you're listening, invite us. We'd
love to,
>> you know. It's funny. It's it's it's
[ __ ] up you say that, but it's back.
It's funny you say that because you know
we once went went to this big turtle
show in China and you know there you
know it's this huge turtle show like a
car show and there's girls like in
skimpy outfits with banners like you
know like a car show but it's massive
and all these rare turtles are selling
as pets but then for lunch they have
these like dim sum tables that are round
and everyone's served turtle soup and
it's like how twisted is that? It would
be like, you know, a reptile show in the
US and we have lots of reptile shows in
the US and now you at lunchtime you're
eating reptiles.
China's a whole China is a whole
different thing.
>> I think it's this visibility paradox
thing. You have this, you know,
charismatic, you know, symbolic thing.
There's very few a lot of protection
around them. People want it.
>> Well, you talk about eagles.
>> Just talking about what people want what
they don't they can't have. That's the
the through line in this world,
especially for for rare stuff.
>> Eagles are like American alligators.
they've bounced back since DDT and and
uh you know the book um uh that uh
what's her name did in this in this late
60s7s um uh Silent Spring that was the
book that really changed everything for
eagles and birds of
>> pre
her book what was her name um Silent
Spring the author um she changed
everything because no one listened to
her about DDT and pesticides which were
making the eggs of birds of prey not
viable and it really took Carson. Yeah,
Rachel Carson. It really took a toll.
Rachel Carson was an unsung hero. People
should know her name and I forgot it for
a minute, but she really is why you have
bald eagles, you know, making that.
>> Were they on the verge of extinction?
>> Because of pesticides we were using
because of DDT was doing this thing to
the eggs where pelicans, birds of prey
were disappearing at alarming rates
because of spraying of DDT for
agriculture for pesticides.
>> Wow.
>> And then we banned it and eagles and
birds of prey came back.
>> Yeah. Paragan, falcons, all of it. Bald
eagles, golden eagles.
>> Yeah. So, anyway.
>> Yeah. [snorts]
>> Yeah. It's uh that's it's a weird
animal, the bald eagle that that's our
pet. That's our national animal. Yeah.
It's a strange heartless raptor.
>> It's a fishing eagle. And there are
fishing eagles all over the world that
are similar to bald eagles. It's a
fishing eagle. That's what it is.
>> It's just a such a cool one. And there's
something about watching them swim away
with a salmon, their talons.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Well, and also photography has gotten so
much better over the years, right? You
can I know there's probably that video
you're referencing where we live where
we live.
>> There was that eagle cam and there was a
sick eagle bald eagle and it was take it
became national.
>> Yeah. Where we live and it became
national news two weeks ago.
>> Golden bald bald eagle. Really?
>> Yeah. Yeah. And they if you Google bald
eagle California, it's in the town we
live in where they took it and they're
bringing it back to health. But the
amount of money that poured in to help
that eagle was unbelievable for this
little place.
>> Going back to how people care, it's it's
remarkable.
>> But people care more about eagles than
had that been a turtle or a snake that
was rescued.
>> Well, that's the eagle's America's
America. I mean, people have it tattooed
on their back.
>> Yeah.
>> There's something about an eagle that's
just iconic.
>> There's a lot of snake tattoos these
days. But yeah, you know, you're right.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there's something
about the eagle tattoo is different.
It's like America.
>> Why? But then the grizzly bear. Mhm.
>> You know, such an adverse reaction, so
controversial.
>> They eat a lot of people.
[laughter]
>> They've been in the news a lot lately.
>> There's a reason why the California
state flag has a grizzly bear on it and
there's no grizzly bears in California.
>> We have a friend that's actually trying
to bring him back.
>> Good luck.
>> We mentioned this to you last time and
you were like, "Why?" or something.
>> Let them naturally return.
Reintroduction is always a disaster.
Reintroduction of wolves in Colorado
right now is a [ __ ] disaster. Well,
they're back. They they've now migrated
into California and they've been some
wolf sightings even down in
>> quite a few. A friend of mine filmed
one. We showed it on the podcast.
[snorts] He filmed one near Bakersfield.
Exactly. Exactly.
>> Yeah. A black wolf that was out in the
field near Bakersfield. Yeah. They they
can go incredibly long distances.
>> Reintroduction works in some places.
It's it's getting better. I have a good
friend that's reintroducing jaguars back
to northern Argentina. They're doing a
pretty good job, but yeah, it's tricky.
Like condors, California. difference in
reintroducing animals to where there's
agriculture and where [snorts] there's a
bunch of animals that are in pens and
then they start eating them.
>> No, no, don't do that.
>> That's what Colorado is experiencing
now.
>> Yeah. But I've worked with Ted Turner's
group for many years in New Mexico on
reintroduction programs. And the guy
that did the wolf reing of of greywolves
is this guy named Mike Phillips who
works for Turner. And yeah, they have a
real PR problem, you know, and grizzlies
are going to be a bigger PR problem.
>> Yeah. to get people to wrap their arms
around the idea of bringing grizzlies
back to California.
>> Well, there's certain states where
they're overpopulated and there's a lot
of argument they should be relisted and
that people should be able to hunt them
again like they do in Alaska,
>> but the Native Americans in California
do by and large want grizzlies back and
they have this new technology that might
be able to keep them kind of in certain
areas. It hasn't they haven't figured it
out fully yet, but hopefully they keep
them in a certain area cuz you know
grizzlies migrating into LA like the
wolves right now might not be a good
idea.
>> Well, you already have the mountain
lions. There was a great video the other
day. I don't know if you guys saw it of
a mountain line in a guy's backyard in
Santa Monica. Yeah.
>> Big cat.
>> I have them in my backyard all the time.
>> It's motivated by displacement from
fires, right?
>> It's also pets. They like to eat
people's pets.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. We have these cats
>> there though. It's too close.
>> What are you talking about? They eat
them all the time.
>> No, you pets get snatched up all the
time.
>> Jeremy, the this woman down the street
from me was walking her dog at 3:00 in
the afternoon. The mountain lion grabbed
her dog. She's literally on Leera. She's
walking her dog, a little dog, and the
mountain lion just jumped and grabbed
her dog. She's looking at the dog,
holding a leash, and goes, "I better let
go of this leash." And she did. And she
never saw a dog.
>> I'm sort of saying this little
particular suburban pocket of Santa
Monica, it's it's not very common.
>> Well, where I live, they eat people.
common because you don't see them where
I live. They eat dogs.
>> Where I live, the mountain lions are
eating people's dogs from time to time.
>> They do it all the time. We were talking
about marine cow. I think it's Well,
it's Bay Area, wherever it is, where
they have these depradation tags where
they have to shoot problem lines because
they're eating pets. And they find out
that that's half their diet.
>> Half their diet is pets.
>> Well, I see them on my cameras at We
have these motion detector cameras and
we see them at 3:00 in the morning right
in front of my house. I [ __ ] I rarely
see them with a naked eye.
>> Isn't that crazy?
>> Well, you got one. You got one.
>> One gets hit by a car and they build a
bridge across the road, you [laughter]
know? It's It was kind of amazing. Well,
>> you got a nice mountain lion in the
lobby out there.
>> That was from my friend Adam. Uh he
hunted that in Colorado. That was a
depradation mountain lion. That mountain
lion had picked a ranch and it was
killing all the calves. And they
actually got to it right after it had it
didn't even kill it. It was eating it
while it was alive. And then it ran they
ran it off. The dogs had randed off the
carcass. They had to shoot this calf. It
was just torn apart and still suffering
and alive. And then they they killed it.
>> Luckily where I am, we have a lot of
deer and we find a deer carcass from
time to time. That's a mountain lion
kill. So for sure,
>> but you know, back to our show, I want
to just say one other thing about sort
of the ending, which it was really
fortuitous. I just want to bring it up
even though you're not there yet, but
>> spoiler alert. Well, it's not really the
spoiler alert, but I'll say this. I
spent about 20 years working in
Madagascar with some rare Madagascan
tortoises and I eventually I was trying
to save this tortoise in Madagascar and
I did a 60 minutes piece with Lesie
Stall. Took her to Madagascar, a New
Yorker piece on this tortoise. I failed.
Everyone failed. The tortoise
functionally went extinct in Madagascar.
The poaching was so intense and the the
tortoise had a very
>> What is it? What is a plaster tortoise?
Well, it's the a reptile that arguably
has the most value in the pet trade over
almost any other reptile in the world.
There may be something close like a
fijile, an iguana, or maybe a komodo
dragon, but it's, you know, some of them
can be worth as much as 100 grand. And
people in Madagascar are so poor in the
in especially in the area where this
animal comes from. And it it only
existed in a tiny part of northern
Madagascar. That's it.
>> There it is.
>> So, where are they going?
>> Mostly to Asia. There's a direct flight
out of Madagascar to Bangkok. And so,
>> and they're pets.
>> Yeah. And some of those photos I made.
>> So, is it possible to buy them in Asia
and bring them back to Madagascar?
>> Well, so this is where I'm going. Um,
very hard to do that because of health
screening. I took that photo over there.
That little guy. Um, I I took the, you
know, some of these photos I even took
actually. Oh, that's that's the guy that
worked for us. Anyway, I've been working
with this species of tortoise for almost
20 years, and we were able to get some
confiscated plusher tortoises out of
China and Taiwan. And we waited
patiently for 15 years to try to breed
them. And right when we finished this
show, and this is a tortoise that's
never been bred successfully in the
Western world. No zoo institutions have
tried to breed them and failed. We were
lucky enough to get our first hatchling
of this really endangered tortoise right
when we finished the show and so we
filmed it and it made it into the end of
the show. But it's a story about the
reptile trade and this was a story in
the end of the show about a confiscated
group of animals that came from the
reptile trade. The rarest and most
valuable tortoise in the world and today
we're trying to bring it back to
Madagascar which we're working on which
is happening as we talked to you. And is
the problem that if you bring them back
to Madagascar, people are going to go to
Mascar and steal them again and then use
them in the pet trade.
>> So yes, to be blunt. And so it's
somewhat symbolic. It's somewhat about
showing Madagascar that we're not trying
to profit and take their natural, you
know, heritage and you know what they
rightfully should have. So part of it is
showing that we can go full circle,
confiscate an animal that was in the
illegal exotic reptile trade, breed it,
and then return it to Madagascar. But
the part that no one wants to talk about
that's really controversial is in this
particular case and not it's not like
one thing fits all. I I said this to the
folks that are working with this
tortoise in Madagascar to try to save
it. You know, hey, the only way you're
going to take pressure off of this
tortoise, it's like drugs, is if you
either legalize drugs or, you know, in
the case of drugs or make this tortoise
available for people around the world so
they can have it because it breeds quite
easily. breed them, try to have them in
the private sector, in institutions, in
zoos. They turn out not to be that
difficult to breed, even though no one's
ever bred them in the western world in
Europe or or the US. Um,
>> well, it takes a long time to reach
maturity, right?
>> Well, it's an animal that takes longer,
twice as long as a human or three time
they don't reach sexual maturity until
they're about 30 years old, 40 years
old. They can do it. You can raise them
faster in captivity than the wild. So,
they are very slow to reproduce. They're
not like rabbits. though the opposite
and there's so few of them and so
they're very very rare, very valuable.
The only way ultimately I think you can
really take the pressure off of the
poaching is to allow people to start to
have them. That's a radiated tortoise
which we also breed.
>> Wow, that is wild.
>> So the drealene is a way to poaching. So
we we
>> value
>> our organization is the group with Dural
that's did this dremling to try to
deface them like cutting off a rhino
horn so poachers wouldn't take them. So
we were dremeling those tortois' shell
to basically deface the tortoise so
poachers would not take the tortoises.
It ultimately didn't work.
>> So they they're just taking them because
they're beautiful.
And if you [ __ ] up their their shells,
>> they have the most they have the highest
dome shell of any tortoise in relation
to the size.
>> They have a incredible longevity. Well
over a hundred years they live and
they're gold.
>> And so that dremeling that you did
that's that's indicated that's the top
of it right there.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> And that didn't help.
>> We did that. You can see it over there.
The center that's called the vertebral
scoots of the tortoise. And we dremelled
them and we put MG for Madagascar. uh
and a number and we were hoping that
defacing the tortoise would make
collectors not want to have them but it
didn't work in the end. Somebody told me
this is a good time to bring this up
that turtle shells when you look at a
turtle shell it's almost representative
of a calendar and that there is around
the outside edge of the turtle there's
like 28 different little squares and
then the center there's 13. So, it's
basically like a 13 day or 13month,
28 day lunar calendar.
>> Yeah, this is it. How weird is that?
>> Yeah, that's really interesting.
>> A lunar calendar on a turtle's back.
>> Yeah,
>> you know a lot of turtle facts.
>> I did not know that one actually. I know
that one. I know a lot of cultures like
Asia and American Indians believe that
the Earth sits on a turtle.
>> Yeah, it's turtles all the way down.
It's Turtle Simpson song.
>> Yeah, I didn't know about that. That's
interesting. Wow.
>> Isn't that weird?
>> Yeah, that's interesting.
>> Why? What is that all about? Like that's
very strange that it coincid. It's like
exact to what a a lunar calendar is.
Very strange.
>> Yeah, that's super interesting. I mean,
turtles have been on planet Earth longer
than dinosaurs. They've been here for
over 200 million years. So, they've been
around a long time. So, it's been people
have been playing with turtles forever.
So, maybe they came up with a lot of
things that relate to turtles. But it's
odd that it syncs up with a 28 day lunar
calendar.
>> I know sports stadiums are in the
beginning or things that were shaped
like that like a geodactic dome came
somewhat from the the how turtles are
designed like there was some
architectural thing that came
>> makes sense from turtles. Yeah.
>> The geodessic like the structure of it
to keep rigidity.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and I know
turtles, um, the first writing,
uh, the earliest writing was on the
plum, the bottom of a turtle shell in
China. Maybe some of the earliest
writing really going back some really, I
don't know, a couple thousand years. So
turtles have been used for all kinds of
things for for writing, for medicinal
medicine, especially in Asia. It's gone
back thousands of years using turtles
for chi and for, you know, vitality and
all these kinds of things. If you get
sick, you make some turtle.
>> There's a lot of weird stuff with that.
There's a lot of stuff that has to do
with rhino horn things for boners. Like,
hey guys.
>> Well, they really like they really they
really put the oracle bone script on the
bottom of a turtle shell. Look how cool
that looks. Go back to that book.
>> Beautiful, right? Beautiful.
>> 6,200
BC. 6,600 to 6,200 BC. Go to the images
again of the writing on it.
>> Look how cool that writing is.
>> I mean, this one's beautiful on the
right. That one's beautiful.
>> That's wild.
>> But I think it was some of the earliest
writing was on turtle shells like this.
>> Well, it sounds like it if it's 6,000
BC.
>> 6,000 BC. I mean, that's uh that
predates ancient Babylonia. Yeah. Or at
least what we know about it.
>> So turtles have been used in native
Native American culture forever. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> Survived [snorts] a lot of extinction
events.
>> That's the oxapul
>> and turtle show.
>> Yeah.
>> Ox scapula.
>> I mean there are turtle farms in China
that you cannot believe. They're they're
breeding these turtles, mostly Asian box
turtles, Chinese box turtles. And these
people are multi multi-millionaires. And
they sell one turtle for as much as like
$20,000. One turtle. And the wild caught
turtles are more valuable than the farm
turtles. But there's turtle farms that
are breeding. They're called a golden
coin turtles. It's a Chinese Asian
turtle that can fetch huge amounts of
money.
>> Why is the wild one worth more?
>> It's like wild rhino horn is horn is
worth more because they think the wild
rhino eats things that are medicinal
versus just a captive rhino that's
eating hay. And it's the stuff they eat
that goes into the horn, which makes
sense, like your fingernail, it's
keratin. So, the wild rhino horn is
gonna have more good stuff for you. And
of course, they'll probably grate some
Viagra in it to make you really believe
that it gives you like an erection. You
know, they'll cheat, but no, unless it
does. So, I don't know if it actually
works.
>> Well, they do great the Viagra in the
rhino horn sometimes, but the wild
turtle is just eating things and has
more chi than the farm turtle. But they
have these enormous turtle farms like
you know 15story buildings that are all
turtles.
>> Jamie, I got to see this.
>> So wild turtle farms in China.
>> China. So
>> turtle farms in China.
>> And this is all just for pets.
>> No, this is for consumption. This is
you'll pay 20 grand. Now there's
turtles.
>> Wait a minute. 20 grand for consumption.
>> For consumption for like a golden coin
turtle if it's a wild one. Like big
money.
>> They want to eat it.
>> Yeah. But then in China, you can also
pay $100,000 for a Eon box turtle. A
unan box turtle can be $100,000.
>> So these are these turtle farms.
>> Yeah, but
>> this is all for like turtle soup.
>> Yeah, but these are soft shell turtles
in this image that you're looking at.
I'm talking about things like golden
coin turtles. Much more valuable turtles
for consumption than these soft shell
turtles.
>> Why are they worth more?
>> They're just
>> Is it just cuz it's rare?
>> Oh, this guy. I know this guy. Garden
State Turtle. I know that guy in New
Jersey. Yeah, he's a good guy. Chris
Leon. Yeah, that's a golden coin turtle.
So, we breed these in uh where we are
where we work with turtles and we send
these back to China from time to time.
>> Okay, but why? Explain the why is it
worth $20,000?
>> For whatever reason, this turtle is
called a golden coin turtle. Corora
trials is the scientific name and it is
very coveted and apparently it has
certain properties that can cure cancer
and other diseases and so this turtle is
high on the list for consumption for
medicinal reasons
>> but but rare
>> allegedly can cure cancer right there
any false beliefs
>> but you can see 20 grand 40 grand
>> 20 grand as high as 40 grand
>> for a [ __ ] turtle.
>> Yeah but then
>> and to eat it
>> Yeah. But then there's turtles that can
be a h 100,000 or 200.
>> So is it just because it's difficult to
acquire that it's like a status thing I
>> that it's worth 20 or $40,000.
>> Well, they're they're very rare in the
wild now, but they farm them, but
they're very endangered. Uh it's
critically endangered turtle. Um we
breed them, you know, at my facility,
but you know, there's a lot of people in
China and if you want to save someone's
life, you'll pay whatever it takes to
save. So when they're buying it for
$20,000, they're buying it to try to
save someone's life
>> or someone's sick or they really want
good health and they're wealthy.
>> Okay. So you could just get it just as
like
>> a prophylactic turtle. You eat it for
medicine to make sure you don't get
sick.
>> Something like that.
>> Sounds insane though that it's $20,000
for a turtle.
>> Yeah. But if you go if you look up Eunan
box turtle, it was thought to be extinct
for 50 years and they rediscovered it.
And a Eunan box turtle today, if you
could even get one, would be hundreds of
thousands of dollars. another turtle
similar to that that
>> are they eating those too?
>> No, that one's so rare. There's so few
of them. That one is is people buy it as
an exotic pet that's really rare, you
know. So very
>> So this kind of a c it's a tricky
situation because and on one hand if
they're extinct in the wild and these
people have them as pets, maybe you can
recover them somehow or another.
>> Yeah. No, that's that's not that's an
American box turtle. That's not a
>> or they're in a zoo, for example. So
that's why that's a turtle that's being
shipped to that's a US turtle from the
East Coast that's being sold and and
smuggled to China and other parts of
Asia because look how beautiful our
turtles are in the US.
>> God, that is a pretty turtle.
>> Oh, you do have a photo of a Eon box
turtle. It's just not the one there.
That bland thing is a Yunan box turtle.
That one above it. Yeah, that one that's
kind of gray right there. No, no, that's
a three-toed box turtle. No, that one.
>> That one.
>> That one. That one could be worth that
could be worth $200,000 if you get them
right.
>> What? That turtle, that turtle was
thought to be extinct for over half a
century. That
>> That's a boring ass turtle. That other
one that you're on now.
>> Well, don't get me down the turtle
rabbit hole. But that one where your
cursor was just over the one that we
Yeah, that guy. No, the one to the left
to the right of it. Right. That one.
Yeah, that one's cool as [ __ ]
>> Yeah, that's a that's a male eastern box
turtle. They always have red eyes. The
>> It's so beautiful.
>> Yeah, it's beautiful. But solutions to
the scarcity problem you're describing,
you know, pet pet trade can commercial,
you know, commercializing aspects of it
can reduce.
>> But what's important about this
conversation actually is people think of
ivory, rhino horn, you know, whales and
they have no idea that a turtle
poundforpound could be more valuable
than a rhino horn possibly. you know, a
turtle. No idea.
>> No, nobody knows this, but it's crazy
what the money involved in these back to
the, you know, confiscations we're
getting and the trade and turtles going
out of this country is in the millions
and millions and millions and millions.
And there are people in China and other
parts of Asia that are getting very rich
in the turtle trade. And we always think
hear about panggalan scales, rhino horn,
you know, ivory, and those things are
important, but the turtle trade is
really massive and the reptile trade is
massive. And there's [snorts] a lot of
money in it and they're easy to
transport because a turtle doesn't eat
need to eat or drink. Just wrap them in
socks, put them in a box, shove them all
in there, put them in diapers, tape them
up, ship them.
>> They don't even need much air.
>> They need a little air, but they have a
very low blood pressure. Not like we
have a higher blood pressure than
reptiles. And they can live without
water or food, as you know, for very
long time. So they're, you know, like
wildlife, nature with handles. You can
just take them,
>> transport them, transport them. And if
they're really worth $20,000 to $40,000,
>> you're putting that in your bag.
>> Yeah.
>> And they really are. They really are
worth that.
>> That is crazy. I would have never
guessed.
>> And I would never guess that it's for
consumption. That's That's even more.
>> Well, no. The the turtles that are
leaving this country going to China are
for exotic pets.
>> For exotic pets.
>> But the eating.
>> Yeah. The ones. Yeah.
>> That that it's worth $20,000. That's
insane.
>> Yeah. Yeah. At least.
>> Is there a market for snake meat?
>> Yeah. So in if you've been to Taiwan or
China, there's these snake bars where
you can literally have a snake bleed out
while it's alive, a cobra, and put it in
your drink. There's snakes. There's a
snake.
>> You want to talk about diarrhea?
[laughter]
>> What kind of diary you get from snake
blood?
>> I was many years ago.
>> Oh my god.
>> I was in Myanmar in Burma at a snake
place and they were just loading snakes
up in these trucks, like you know, big
trucks, just stacking snakes and they
were heading into China. So the snake
meat, the snake
>> snake meat is big in China,
>> you know. Look, tiger penis, tiger this,
tig tiger bones, tiger tiger parts.
>> Back it up. Tiger penis.
>> Tiger penis.
>> Tiger penis is a big delicacy over
there.
>> I I think they're, you know, they're
more creative than we are. They eat a
lot of stuff.
>> That's a fact. Okay.
>> But the tiger penis thing I was not
aware of. That's a a delicacy.
>> I I don't know what that does for you.
Maybe that's another Viagra kind of
thing. But um all you know there's tiger
farms and they part them out and they
sell them to China.
>> So there's tiger farms that are just for
consumption.
>> Yeah. Tiger bone wine, tiger this, tiger
that.
>> Tiger bone wine.
>> Sounds like it's part of that like uh
you know.
>> No, but tigers, Jamie.
>> It's like a rhino horn type deal. I
think I think that's given them.
>> It's believed to increase fility and
enhance male sexual performance.
Hot tiger fallus soup. Woo. One tiger
penis.
>> But a turtle is worth more than a tiger,
guys.
>> That's crazy.
>> And but I didn't know that there was a
market for tiger meat.
>> Yeah.
>> And is it the the all the meat of the
tiger or just dicks? Just chop away
[snorts] the
>> Joe. I've been to the turtle
farms. I've been to the snake bars. I
haven't gotten into the tiger
>> tiger penis. The future of Chinese
medicine. Hey, this guy's doing a
workshop.
>> We should go to this workshop. Yeah.
What is What is this guy teaching?
>> A couple years ago, but there might be
>> he's on the run right now. [laughter]
>> Don't get me started to talk about
animal penises. My favorite movie as a
kid was a movie called Birds Do It, Bees
Do It. I don't even know if it still
exists, but all it was was animals
having sex. From a praying manis, like
eating the head off of the male to a
rhino. And it was a great movie. Just
sex.
>> I did not know that there was a market
for the meat. What is that? Tiger dick.
Yep.
>> Nice.
>> Not what I would have thought it looked
like.
>> Crazy looking.
>> That looks like a nutubbrank. A sea
slat.
>> It looks like a piece of sushi.
>> Yeah, [laughter] definitely. That's what
it does.
>> No, it looks like a piece of sushi for
dinner last. Looks like something you
get at Sushi by Scratch.
>> So, when they're having these tiger
farms or they're farming the meat like
what how are they cooking tiger meat?
Like, what does that go into?
>> Listen, I
>> is that really common over there?
>> Even though I did Tiger King, I'm not an
expert on tigers. Um, I do know a little
bit more about reptiles, but I have a
friend that did a movie called, uh, I
think it's called, what's it called? Uh,
Carl Aman did a movie about the tiger
industry in in Vietnam and farm in
Cambodia and farming tigers and um, I
think it's called, oh god, I can't
remember. But anyway, there's a whole
tiger industry and people breeding
tigers in parts of Asia for tiger parts.
>> It's still illegal, but they definitely
still do it.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> It's not like Yeah.
>> Interesting. Consumption tiger meat is
highly illegal, though an illicit black
market persists, primarily fueled by
commercial tiger farms.
>> Despite strict domestic bans, thousands
of tigers are bred in captivity across
the country, creating a complex web of
illegal luxury cons luxury consumption
is a crazy word. That's a crazy phrase.
Luxury consumption of tiger meat,
traditional beliefs, and international
conservation concern. Well, it's it's
what you just said earlier that started
this conversation that people go to
restaurants and eat exotic animals
>> and
>> bear gallbladder.
>> Bear gallblad. But another thing that
Wait, back to monsters of God. Look up
Chinese giant salamander farms. Those
are unbelievable. That's a salamander
this big that can eat, you know, like a
rat or a rabbit. It's a salamander that
they eat and farm in China.
>> I've seen that online. I've seen them
cook it in Tik Tok videos.
>> And that's a really rare animal that
those those guys are really rare. So
>> Oh, really? And that yet they're still
cooking them and eating them.
>> There's two types of giant salamanders.
There's a Japanese giant salamander and
a Chinese one. The Chinese one is
massive.
>> Can I see that?
>> Is massive. And they're just
>> It says the one I stumbled down, it says
it's AI, so I was
>> It's It's an incredible animal, but they
farm a lot of things that you would
never think of. Yeah. Turtles,
salamanders. I just the luxury
consumption market. Just seeing that
phrase, it's like
>> what a weird culture. You have luxury
consumption of highly illegal endangered
species.
>> Yeah.
>> And it's that well that was what a
friend of mine who had been to China
said that was what the whole rhino horn
thing was. It wasn't even as much as
they believed that it would do it. It
was just that this guy had rhino horns.
>> Yeah. Stat status symbol. Status.
>> Very wealthy people. Yeah, guys. Got a
R. You want some rhino horn tea? Let's
have a seat like a gentleman.
>> Come to my wine celler and in it I got
some rhino horn. I got a couple turtles
that
>> What's the difference between that and
rare wine from 50 years ago?
>> Well, first of all, an animal doesn't
die. It's just wine. Yeah. You don't
have tiger dick in your wine. [laughter]
>> What is the tiger bone wine? What is
that about?
>> I don't know.
>> Is it wine they soak in bones of tigers?
>> Sure. It's a barrel.
>> Is that what it is?
>> I mean, they have saki with vipers in
them. There's a snake in Japan called a
habou. And I remember getting saki and
this really incredible snake was in my
saki. But you know, like look, we're
hypocrites in this country. We eat tuna
and they're endangered. And in Asia,
they eat other things.
>> Are they endangered tuna?
>> Yeah. Tunangered. [clears throat]
>> Well, certain species of tuna, I think,
are becoming pretty endangered. They're
not what they were.
>> They're certainly don't not the same
numbers that they used to be at the turn
of the century.
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, I think it's it's easy
to point fingers at other parts of the
world when we've done a lot of things
here. You know, we had passenger pigeons
that, you know, made the skies dark and
we shot every one of them. We had
Carolina parakeet. We almost got rid of
our condors and bison. We've done a lot
of damage, but there's a lot of damage.
>> Not you and me. We shouldn't say we.
People
>> people.
>> People that lived here. It's not us.
>> Well, why is our show called Monsters of
God? We're the monsters, not the
reptiles. We did a lot of damage in the
past. I'm just saying some of us. Yeah,
>> some of us.
>> It's a very small percentage of people
that are out there eating turtles.
>> Yeah. Well, you're a good guy and I know
that actually you somehow you you didn't
have the maybe the mother I had, but you
must have had something good.
>> Well, with my love of animals.
>> Yeah, you got you got a good moral
compass. I've watched you. You when you
you know what's right and wrong.
>> Well, certainly eating tiger dick.
[laughter]
I think there's better ways to go about
your life.
>> But the recovery stuff is real. You
know, there's a lot of cool stuff
happening with species recovery and in
this case, the plowshare tortoise is on
its way back. I mean, you have to kind
of still protect it for a while. That's
expensive. That's that's expensive. You
know, anti- poaching and security. It's
a lot of work.
>> I agree that it's important, but it I I
am also fascinated by our desire to sort
of manage nature because 90 whatever
percent of any animal that's ever been
alive ever is done. They're all extinct.
Everything goes extinct. And a lot of
our good intentions managing nature
doesn't work often times.
>> Oh no. You do a terrible job.
>> Yeah. [laughter] I mean,
>> especially when we bring in, we were
talking about this yesterday with
Hawaii, how they brought in mongoose to
eat the rats, but mongoose are dal. Rats
are nocturnal. We never saw each other.
>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Hawaii, it's
funny you say Hawaii because Hawaii is
kind of the poster child of all the
states in the country of extinction.
Second is California, but Hawaii really
[ __ ] up Hawaii with cats. Monguses
were more in the Caribbean, but also
Hawaii. And monguses is why back to the
Jamaican iguana, the Jamaican iguana was
extinct. We thought it was extinct
because of monguses. We just recently
found a small population, but it's a
very rare iguana.
>> Reading a very similar thing happened
with the salamanders in China. They were
not originally thought of as anything
special until the mid 20th century when
famine forced people to find new stuff
to eat. They started eating them and
liked it. So they made a lot of places
to do that.
>> Oh, and that's what led them to
>> Well, so then they reintroduced them in
back into the wild because there was too
many of them which created a new
problem. It says
>> there [clears throat] you go.
>> They created a new species. So now you
have hybrid salamanders which is also
like we have that here in Austin.
>> Oh yeah.
>> It's the same story over and over again.
What do these [ __ ] look like?
>> Look at Look at that giant. Whoa.
>> Can I send photos of a giant salamander?
>> They are so massive. They're so massive.
>> Look at the size of that thing. There's
a bunch of videos of guys cooking them
in walks out outdoors.
>> Yeah.
>> And so is that another thing where it's
like one of those exotic things that
you're not supposed to have and that's
why they're cooking it?
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz it looks There's a funny one where a
dude's singing. He's like rapping over
it and the guy's cooking a about a guy
cooking a dragon. This is how you cook a
dragon.
>> Uh yeah. Yeah, they're pretty
impressive.
>> But it is a weird desire that people
have to eat something like incredibly
exotic and rare.
>> Whoa, look at that sucker.
>> Yeah, that's a real one. Yeah.
>> Giant salamander cooked eight ways.
>> Yeah.
>> In the I don't know what that word is.
Ji Xi seafood China. You know, that was
one creature we wanted to film and I
never got to film for Monsters of God
because that also is a monster of God.
>> So, these guys are taking them. They're
alive and they're going to bring them
over and kill them and cook them. So,
this is an endangered animal that this
guy's killing and cooking.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it is.
>> Wow. That's crazy.
>> But they sort of know it. It's not by
necessity.
>> They know it's endangered and he's still
boiling it up. So, it's a this the fact
that this luxury item that you get to
eat this luxury item.
>> Damn.
>> What does it look like? It looks See
what it looks like at the end. Kind of
crazy. A lot of meat.
>> Yeah.
>> Looks delicious.
>> Yeah.
>> Would you eat it if you were there or
would you feel bad?
>> I I don't I wouldn't eat it, but I've
been
>> It's already there though. It's already
dead.
>> I've been in Southeast Asia with friends
that ate dog, you know, and I just
couldn't eat it. But I'm not very
adventurome. I can't I I would only have
the only way I'd eat a dog is if it
tried to bite one of my kids, [laughter]
>> you know, but if it's like do dogs is
different,
>> but you know, we eat cattle and in India
they don't eat cows and then other
places eat horses and then they eat
dogs.
>> Sure,
>> we have our own Yep. You know, sort of
cultural norms about certain animals
that we just can't wrap our head around
ways we justify. But I've seen dogs
being killed in Silowi by in huge
numbers in Indonesia just the way they
kill them and then they take these
blowtorrches and burn the hair off of
them and people buy them just like
you're in a regular grocery store the
way they you know and it's just what's
normal in one culture. Those are
snapping turtles, American snapping
turtles. What's normal in our culture?
>> So have these been imported into Asia?
>> Yeah, they they're big. And we still eat
those by the way. New Orleans and the
Southeast. We eat snapping turtles. We
eat them. We eat them in gumbo. But in
Asia, they really love our American
turtles.
>> And snapping turtles are not endangered
in America.
>> No, but alligator snapping turtles are
>> Oh, those things are crazy looking.
Yeah.
>> Yeah. Which is a
>> They have this um
>> which you have in Texas. And it's in
what this little this little bait.
>> They're an ambush predator. They have a
little appendage on their tongue.
>> The fish is attractive feeding is is
incredible.
>> They got alligators. They're serving up
alligators. Crocodiles. Crocodile.
Crocodile.
>> Yeah. Crocs.
>> Jesus Christ.
>> Wild.
>> Imagine just hanging out there. Watch
his buddies get butchered.
>> You're good at finding gruesome stuff
over there.
>> I mean, there's a lot out there.
>> You're going to really gross out gross
out a lot of people.
>> So, you know, you say you guys have a
bunch of projects always kind of in the
works. Like, how do you go about
choosing? I mean, just like find these
very bizarre people and these very
bizarre niche groups. And and I think
you know listen I I am more aware of
time as I get older. So you got to
choose carefully what you want to do
because it takes time to make these
projects. So you know a lot of them we
hope there's some silver lining or
something maybe positive about telling
these stories and not just frivolous
stories about freaky people. um you
know, but it helps to have some freaky
people in a story to make people
interested sometimes, but that's not the
real goal. Um we're also doing projects
that have nothing to do with wildlife.
Um you know, I did a documentary in the
last 10 years about my mom and my
parents and you know, I don't know if
anyone will ever see that and they both
died. Uh you know, but I did that to
keep them relevant. and I had a crazy
family, a gay father and a crazy mother
who was into animals. And so, you know,
everyone has a crazy family, but we did
a story that we're working on about New
York. Um, and we're also doing some
other animal stories. So, not everything
gets sees the light of day,
>> right? But these last three big ones
that you guys did are all about people
and their bizarre relationship [snorts]
with strange animals.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> What else? What's next?
I mean, we're doing a really interesting
project right now that should come out
next year that I think you'll like, Joe.
Um, [laughter] I have to say there are
big carnivores in it again and some
really far out people that you know and
you may have known personally. Um,
>> I don't think I can tell you who they
are, but they're they were very famous
and some
>> Anyway, but we're doing a project about
that and we're doing
>> what a tease you are.
>> I know that was a skating into the
tease, too. I had too much coffee.
Sorry.
>> Um, and then we're really interested in
a few other topics that people don't
really talk about. We always talk about
the charismatic megapana and we're
interested in some of the groups of
animals that we don't even think about.
It's also, I mean, this this time we
live in in media, you know, there's so
much stuff that gets made that no one
sees. And it's a it's a shame,
especially, you know, some of this
independent work, especially some of
this documentary work. Um, it takes
many, many, many years. And many people
are are only really able to show it to
the people that know about the issues
and nothing happens especially if
there's an impact aspect to it.
>> Right?
>> So I think our formula is great. It
happens to be, you know, these
subcultures that are have have a higher
propensity of finding crazy people uh or
people with far beliefs. More than
anything, it's more beliefs that are
more interesting that make us curious.
Um, so I think I think that's this sort
of mixture of conservation storytelling
plus farout beliefs, you know, in a
niche that are able to zoom out and talk
about themes of extinction or attachment
or ego or crime. You know,
>> maybe there's something to the over
fishing thing to do because
>> there's been a lot issue.
>> It's a huge issue. There's been a lot
done on it. But I think there hasn't
been a dock on over fishing.
>> I like conspiracy. The problem, but the
problem with a lot of those
>> traditional documentaries, they tend to
preach to the tone is boring.
>> Well, they tend to preach to the
converted, not the unconverted. And you
want to reach
>> a bigger audience by somehow telling
that story about overfishing in a way
where you can get more people seeing it
that don't know the issue. And the other
thing I would just say, yeah, over
fishing is a big deal. Invertebrates,
insects, butterflies, and what's
happening with insects is a big deal.
We're losing a lot of really weird
insects and they haven't even been
described yet. Um, marine fish and even
tropical fish is really interesting to
us. Um, where do all the saltwater
tropical tropical fish come from? How do
you get them? They dynamite the reefs in
the Philippines. They, you know, they
don't breed easily. Saltwater tropical
fish, freshwater ones typically do.
There's a lot of different groups of
animals that we don't really think about
and talk about that we kind of take for
granted and we think of them as
disposable.
um you know, we'll just put more
tropical fish in our aquarium in a Vegas
hotel. Um
>> and imagining the extinction businesses
are going to solve our problems. I think
that's also interesting to us.
>> And there's just not a consciousness for
smaller vertebrates and invertebrates.
But I would just say one other thing
that I think we do that you probably are
aware of that, you know, people think
you have to be in a city to get the, you
know, the weird [ __ ] going on. New York
City, LA, you know, whatever, uh big
cities. And what I found is often times
it's the places that you least expect
it. You know, some weird, you know,
suburban landscape where you start
turning over under turning over the
rocks and you find and see that there's
weirdness happening everywhere. And that
is a theme in our stories. It's not
gravitating to the big cities to find
it. It's places where, you know, the guy
next door to you, next door where you
live, has a garage full of hot snakes
and and the cobra escapes one day and
it's in your yard or whatever the [ __ ]
the story is. But it often is in places
that you wouldn't expect it to be.
>> Your friend's carport.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, you know.
>> Well, listen guys, thank you again for
being here. I really appreciate it and
thanks for all the work you guys put in.
You've really entertained the [ __ ] out
of me over the years
>> and disturbed me as well. Um, so it's
available Monsters of God on When When
When does it come out?
>> Tomorrow.
>> Tomorrow. So when [music] this comes
out,
>> uh, August 6th.
>> August 6th.
>> All right. Beautiful.
>> Thank you for doing this again.
>> Thanks for being here. [music] Thank
you. Bye everybody.
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This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience features guests Eric Goode and Jeremy Chylinski, the creators of the HBO documentary series 'Monsters of God.' They discuss the dark, multibillion-dollar world of illegal reptile and wildlife trafficking, the ecological impact of invasive species like pythons and iguanas in Florida, and the peculiar subculture of 'herp' enthusiasts. The conversation also touches on their past work, such as 'Chimp Crazy,' the psychological profiles of people obsessed with exotic animals, the dangerous realities of venomous snake bites, and the ethical complexities of the exotic pet trade.
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