Rabies-infested beavers
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Hello listeners. Welcome back to
Geopolitical Cousins. Sorry for the
brief delay in getting content out. Uh
mostly my fault cuz I had to I had some
stuff that I had to deal with last week
which I will not bore you with. Uh we're
back on the train. We devoted the whole
episode to Canada because it's that
important. Uh you can email me at
jacobjiro.com.
Any questions, comments, concerns. Uh I
think that's the housekeeping. We should
be back on on track next week for our
cadence. Uh, okay. See you out there.
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We're back at it. Um, and it's not like
anything's going on in the world, is
there, cousin?
>> Oh, no. It's it's nice and and calm. In
truth, uh, until the basketball season
starts, I do have a lot of a [snorts]
lot of time on my hand. Although, I I
did enjoy watching some, uh, World Cup
qualifier highlights. I will tell you
that.
>> Well, good for you. Canada game in
Quebec City was uh was fire as was
Serbia. Those were those are some fine
fine basketball watching.
>> Um well, I'm glad you I'm glad you
started there though because uh we we
meant to talk about this last week and
people have been writing to us asking
about it and you were just in Canada. Um
I would also point out, you know, I took
a victory lap on the Venezuela regime
change. I uh I need to take whatever
what is I need to eat some humble pie on
my prediction that the USMCA would be
renegotiated swimmingly after some
mellow drama and you know soap opera
relations between the US and Canada. Uh
it's not going that way. I mean I guess
it still could like maybe you're going
to tell me that we're at stage seven or
whatever of uh Trump's art of the deal.
Uh but sure seems like there's a hu a
pretty big rupture in US Canada
relations. Mark Carney called his
negotiators home. We've got tariffs from
the United States on Canada. We've got
retaliatory terrorists from Canada
against the United States. We've got
Mark Carney visiting the EU and people
talking about, oh, is is Canada going to
be the next country in the EU? That
there's a lot to break apart. So, where
do you want to begin with this cousin?
Because you are you're you have a dog in
this fight. You uh you're a Canadian
citizen. So, how do you feel?
>> I am. Yes, I'm a Canadian national. Now,
obviously, I'm also a nihilist and can
approach this analytically and uh
dispassionately. Um, I guess we I should
also offer to eat the humble pie the eat
some crow with you. So, I I'll put my
bib right next to yours because I too
thought that President Trump could read
polls and could see that uh Americans
don't want a trade war. They wanted one
in 2016. They did. He got that right.
Hillary Clinton got that wrong. He won.
He pursued one. That was popular.
Americans
according to polls did feel that trade
was unfair against him in 2015 2016. But
the irony is that he kind of fixed that.
The support for globalization rose. The
support for trade rose amongst both dem
Democrats and Republicans by the way
after 2015 161 17 because he delivered
what the median voter wanted which was a
trade war against China and uh that's
not what they wanted last year. So
liberation day was liberating Americans
from something from a yoke they actually
enjoyed but fine you know maybe he had a
bigger vision that we're all idiots and
then um that hurt him in the polls even
though I could argue that 10% you know
tariff also known as consumption tax may
be a responsible way to tax America a
little bit more. So let's leave that
aside but that's like kind of recounting
what's happened. And so this year why
have a trade war this year? you've
already raised tariffs. They were struck
down by the Supreme Court. You found a
different way to raise them. So I think
for the um for the remaining 10 20
years, I do believe America will
continue to tax imports at basically
10%. I think that's like that's going to
be here. Supreme Court will eventually
say that they eventually did find a
piece of legislation that does allow
them to do that. I think the US bond
market demands it. I think American
citizens are capable of paying it. It's
fine. Other countries have VAT. It's
fine. Whatever. You know, let's let's
let bygones be bygones. But wide open
the can of worms against America's uh
northern neighbor. I think that
politically this is not going to work.
You know, it's not in any way, shape or
form popular. And in fact, it is quite
um it is quite dangerous because exports
to Canada as percent of total um you
know are really really large for some
very important countries. It's about 40%
for Michigan. It's a little bit less for
Ohio and Wisconsin. Uh West Virginia,
bizarrely, super dependent on Canada.
And then you've got some countries, uh
some states like, you know, Montana,
Idaho, I mean a little less relevant
obviously. Uh the Dakotas where it's
like 80%, but you know, Montana Senate
race is pretty close. Michigan is like
beyond close. Ohio shared Brown's ba
back, baby. the younger younger Bernie
Sanders, you know, uh by younger I mean
like in his 70s. Um these are, you know,
West Virginia has flirted with blue dog
Democrats before. Like why imperil
yourself? Oh, Iowa is up there too
pretty pretty high. Maine, Maine, I
believe there's an important Senate race
in Maine. These are all states that
depend on Canada more than Canada
depends on US by the way. So, um it is
it is um an own goal by the Trump
administration. Uh but we don't want to
talk about that. We don't want to talk
about why necessarily we got this wrong
or why Trump got this wrong. I think we
want to talk about big picture, right?
Like why is Carney striking back? Is it
stupid? Is it a bad idea? And who's
going to win the trade war? I think
that's and what does it mean, right?
That's what we want.
>> Let's talk I think I think we got to
talk about all of it. I I think we can't
leave any of it uh any of it aside. I
mean, where do you want to begin?
[snorts]
>> Well, look, uh,
I'm liable to go on a rant that will
last a long time because I've thought
about this a long time. So, I actually
want to maybe What is a podcast besides
having a rant that people want to listen
to? This is the whole Go for it.
>> So, you want me to start?
>> Yeah, go, please. I'm putting
>> This is new and improved Marco who
doesn't interrupt you. Although, I am
literally interrupting you right now.
>> [laughter]
>> Don't listen to the blog boys on the
internet who are mad.
>> I'm about opening the door for you.
[laughter] Like Jacob, would you like to
go first? All right, fine.
[clears throat]
>> No, you you you're the Canadian. You you
should go first and then and then I'll
I'll reign you in when it's time to
reign you in if you're going in too
long.
>> Okay, I think that's fair. All right, so
first and foremost, uh for all the
American listeners who think like, well,
obviously America wins this trade war.
Um, those are the words that could have
been uttered about American war against
Vietnam, about Russia's invasion of
Ukraine, about US war in Iran, and a
slew of other conflicts. When you have
two conflict parties in a conflict diad,
and you're trying to set up a game
theory to figure out who's going to win,
you cannot just do a simple order of
battle. You cannot simply say well you
know Russia has this many tank divisions
and Ukraine has this many a very
important that's one of them by the way
that is one of the things you have to
look at of course of course like Granada
cannot defeat the United States of
America in the short military conflict
between the two countries that no matter
how much risk tolerance they may have
but risk tolerance is just as important
as material power and when I shop at HB
in Texas which is supermarket. When I go
and I buy some goods, I don't see little
American flags next to everything
because apparently Americans are
perfectly fine buying Mexican avocados.
Like, you know, there's just no popular
support for restructuring global trade.
There just isn't. Yeah, I understand
Steven Mirron wrote a very sophisticated
57page
PDF on this. I understand Scott Bessant
is now behind this and everyone's tried
to articulate these super complicated
reasons why the US should um narrow its
trade balance, but you know what? I
don't see the person on the street of
America really giving a [ __ ] Now, this
is a fact, guys. I'm sorry. Backed by
Paul's and backed by my experience as
someone who lives in the US and goes to
shop at Walmart, Target.
Now, go to Canada. In Canada, Canadians
are like rabies infested beavers right
now on this issue. Okay? [laughter]
You go to a liquor store and you're
like, "Do you guys have some bourbon?"
You get thrown out. It's called Canadian
whiskey.
There is no bourbon. Okay? There's no
Kentucky bourbon to buy in a Canadian
liquor store right now. Not zero. And
supermarkets have little Canadian flags
like next to Canadian products. This is
not governmentmandated. This is what I'm
trying to say to you folks listening.
There's no government mandate to like
put Canadian flags next to products.
Canadian consumers are demanding it. And
so when I think about risk tolerance,
Canadians have far greater risk
tolerance, which in a game theoretical
kind of a world really matters. In other
words, to simplify for those of you who
are not like game theory fans, there's a
phrase that we have in the English
language for this. It's not the size of
the dog in the fight that matters. It's
the size of the fight in the dog,
>> right? And so
>> you you you've only been in Texas for
like a couple months and here we go with
the with the folksy apherisms. I love
it.
>> Hey man, absolutely. You know, uh all
hat, no cattle right here. Um
>> there you go. There you go.
>> I'll have more throughout the podcast,
but I think this is really important to
understand because now obviously the
counter to this is like, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. pump the brakes in this
buddy. Like if President Trump were to
impose a 100% tariff on all Canadian
products, like hundreds of thousands of
Canadians will lose their job. Tell me
then how willing they are to incur this
fight. And my answer will be probably
even more. Not forever,
but Mark Cardi doesn't have to wait
forever, baby.
Two years. Like what are we talking
about here? He just needs to wait out
Trump and he's got an ace
up his sleeve that I think we need to
explain which is fiscal space. Yes,
Canadian debt to GDP is 100. So it's not
great. Canada's got a lot of debt. But
from a deficit perspective, it's about
1.7% GDP. And so what Mark Carney is now
calculating is like this is amazing. I
get to fight this war. I relish
President Trump imposing pain on my
voters because then they're going to be
pissed and they're going to be behind
a very complicated effort to rebuild
Canada's infrastructure, which is what
the country woefully needs. And so, and
he can dip into the deficit and do so
without the market blowing up on him,
without voters saying, "You're spending
like crazy." No, I'm spending on
productive infrastructure, whether it's
new pipelines to new markets, whether
it's new refineries, whether it's
expanding hydropower capability, you
know, it's all sorts of things. So, I
think that this is a calculated gamble
by Carney to have a war because he has
some fiscal space. He would like to use
it. He would like to use it in kind of
long-term positive ways. It's good for
Canada
and it solves some of the debates that
have been tearing Canada apart. We'll
talk about secessionism later, but I'm
talking particularly like Alberta has
all the energy. British Columbia doesn't
want to transport it anywhere, you know,
because like because climate change and
it's like look guys,
the Chinese are going to just buy uh
burn coal, so why not give them natural
gas? Like, you know, so those debates I
can tell you are dying. I mean, Mark
Carney as a prime minister of Canada has
been prime minister for a year now. I
mean, he hasn't uttered deter climate
change. I haven't heard him talk about
it at all. And it's not just him.
British Columbia run by the NDP. I
believe the Social Democratic Party has
been, you know, like, hey, you know
what's more important than climate
change right now? The fact that
Americans are engaging in a trade war
against us. So, it is unifying the
country in a direction that is very
positive because Canada's biggest
problem as a country is that its
infrastructure is laughable. And that's
because you have 40 million people, the
population of Spain, spread out over the
entire northern hemisphere for God's
sakes. It's it's enormous.
>> Largest it's it's the largest land
border in the world, which which I will
come back to later, but yeah, it's it's
a very thin layer of population across
the entire northern.
>> There's one highway. There's highway
one. Highway one. Like to those of you
who don't know Canada, no, I'm not
joking. There's a highway. It's called
Highway One. Goes from Victoria, British
Columbia, all the way to the Maritimes.
And that's the one highway. That's it.
It's one. And by the way, there's parts
of it that like are impassible. The
border between British Columbia and
Alberta. Good luck. Driving Highway One
in the winter. Like, I mean, this is
this is a country that has, you know,
like when you think about things we had
to worry about in like the 19th century,
early 20th century, like, oh, can we go
through the mountain pass? Like those
those words are not really used in
America unless you're going to mammoth
to ski, you know. But if you had to go
from California to Oregon, you're not
worried about whether it snowed in the
mountains. In Canada, you do. There was
this one incident when uh the Canada one
of the bridges collapsed on Highway 1
and all of the food trucks and materials
had to be rerouted through the United
States of America using America's
interstate systems. Like these are not
ideal solutions. Canada has an immense
amount of infrastructure development.
But because it's a super progressive
liberal place that's very pleasant to
live, it has about as much nimiism, not
in my backyard, as any other country in
the Western world. It's difficult to
build dirty, naughty things like
refineries. Canada has some incredible
resources like a lead smelter that also
refineses rare earths by the way in
Trail, British Columbia. Um, you know,
these things are very difficult to
upgrade, very difficult to add
capability to because they are dirty.
And then, so what you need is Donald
Trump to do it. And I think Carney, this
is the reason number one, most people
say he's trying to defeat separatists.
He's an idiot. No, no, no. What he's
trying to do is this. I've got fiscal
space. If I just used it, people would
be mad at me. I'm blowing out the
deficit. If I used it to advance
Canada's ability to develop its natural
resources, all the liberal greenies
would be against me. But you know what
they hate more than fossil fuels? Donald
Trump. And so he's unifying the country
around this really important
infrastructure development, which I
don't think Canada's really done since
the Quebec sovereigntists built the
hydropower capabilities of Quebec back
in the 70s. You know, Robert Barasa and
others. um although he wasn't like
really a nationalist, he was more just a
sovereigntist and and so some really
good things happen when the government
says no no no we're going to be more
sovereign we're going to kind of release
the yoke. So that's my first point. The
second point is yes, there are threats
of Quebec separatism. Uh Party
Kebeekqua, he's likely going to win the
Quebec uh provincial election. Um has
been talking about the referendum, which
is of course idiotic because the support
for Quebec independence is the lowest
it's ever been. Good. Keep it that way.
And that's why Mark Carney has been
using this phrase for those of you who
are not Canadian.
It's a very important French phrase that
the Quebec sovereigntist used in their
silent revolution against the
angophones. Metenu means masters of our
own house. We're not going to let an
angophone minority be masters of Quebec.
That was the silent revolution. And
what's funny to me is how Mark Carney
has adopted this. And I had some time in
Montreal asked some of my Quebecqua
friends who, you know, vary in terms of
their views on sovereignty. And you
know, they're kind of like, "Yeah, that
was that was pretty good." like, you
know, like I hate it and I don't like
the fact that he's doing it. His accent
sucks, but you know,
>> I I think this is I think this is one of
the biggest I think this is one of the
biggest things because we get and I get
the occasion whenever we praise Mark
Carney and Mark Carney was our number
one on our geopolitical leaderboard
early this year when we did our
geopolitical draft. And I've gotten a
few emails that are like, "Oh, come on.
Mark Carney sucks. I don't like Mark
Carney. He's one of these globalists who
was just trying to blah blah blah blah
blah." But the the polling data just
doesn't reflect that. I mean, there's I
have an Angus Reed poll that I'm looking
at that says that 76% of Canadians said
that they support their government
ending trade negotiations without an
agreement with the United States. And I
think I told you on this podcast months
ago, back in January, I was in Manitoba
at a speaking at an agricultural event.
This is not Mark Carney. And I didn't
hear a bad word about the man. And this
is before Davos. This is before, you
know, a lot of the fireworks of the last
couple of months. I got to think that
that has only increased over time. Now,
to your point about pain tolerance, I
think you're exactly right that it's
about, you know, who can stay in the
fight longer and maybe Carney doesn't
have to stay in the fight more than two
months because if we get to the midterms
and the Republicans are going to lose in
the Senate big because they've made
these mistakes in places like Michigan
or Maine or Alaska where suddenly all
the polls are looking a lot more
delicious. uh if you get the House and
the Senate now making laws about what's
going to happen or you know restricting
the ability of the executive to do these
things with tariffs I think that's going
to be a bad thing but to your point it's
nice that today there is 76% support for
Carney um I don't think we should put
too fine a point on just how devastating
this will be for the Canadian economy in
the short one in the short run if we get
a real escalatory trade war I mean the
United States is by far Canada's largest
trade partner um I had the data right in
front of me 73% of Canadian exports uh
went to the United States. To your point
about infrastructure, it's not just
highways. All of the export
infrastructure points to the south. It's
to get things across the border into the
United States. Some absurdly high I
think it's close to 98% of Canadian you
oil exports go to the United States
because that's where the infrastructure
goes. This is going this is important.
>> Well, hold on. I you can get to it in a
second. I'm just going to say it's going
to manifest as a serious growth shock
for can for Canada over the next couple
of years. And it's not just about Carney
being able to use fiscal space. Um he's
also alluded to this where he wants
Canadian pension funds to invest in
Canada and he wants Cana, you know,
Canada's the second largest source of
FDI in the United States. He wants all
of that investment to come back to
Canada and build Canada up. And if he
can do that in 5 years, he'll be in the
Hall of Fame of our geopolitical draft
leadership board. He's doing something
that's really hard. um it's going to be
less impactful from the US from a growth
perspective. But I just I just I really
want to emphasize something you said
about you know whatever number the
tariffs or percentage the tariffs end
at. The Trump administration is raising
taxes on the American consumer by doing
this. And so what is going to be a
growth shock in Canada is going to be a
consumer price shock in the United
States. And I think you're right that
probably the average American citizen
gets angrier at this administration
before the Canadians get mad at Carney,
even though the Canadians are going to
bear a lot more of the brunt of the pain
here in the short run. But if we're
playing devil's advocate, I would just
point to a Yuggov poll that came out
just earlier this week that showed that
now 38% of Republicans view Canada as
unfriendly or an enemy of the United
States. That number is historically
around 5%. Democrats are at 8%. The
Republicans have gone from that 5 10%
range to 38% just over the past two to
three years. So don't discount how how
much this top-down Trumpism propaganda
machine can create a movement in the
base that actually wants these things.
And I would just go back to, you know,
VBER's definition of charisma is the
capacity to get people to vote for
things that are not in their
self-interest. If he can pump up those
numbers a little bit more, maybe we're
talking about Trump's wizardry and
charisma and he'll outlast Carney. But
okay, go go go where you want it to go
with the oil export infrastructure.
>> No, actually I want to I want to react
to everything you're saying because it's
very important. So let's leave the US
long-term
Canada sentiment for for the end because
we have to spend like 30 minutes on
that.
Um and that's and that's critical and
I'm glad you brought that poll. Um, so
first of all, 70% of Canadian exports go
to the US. You're correct. But 70% of
that is impossible to tariff.
Like like
the United States of America can put a
400% tariff on Canadian oil. They're
going to buy it.
So the impact on Canada's GDP is
>> I don't know, Marco. We we uh Venezuela
is now really the first state or
whatever it is or
>> and eventually maybe
>> you know eventually. Yes, you're
correct. Maybe. In which case, of
course, this oil will get out via
British Columbia or via Hudson Bay as
the world warms up and Alberta will get
its oil to the market. It's not going to
be stranded forever. But like the point
is when when media cites the figure that
Canada lives off of America, it's
important to understand that Americans
are not like out there buying Canadian
like I don't know, consumer electronics.
They're mostly buying stuff that
Americans have to buy from Canada
because it's things that go into their
engines and their factories and their
homes as electricity. So 70% of Canada's
exports to the US are hydropower from
Quebec. Like Northeast cannot live
without that.
It's natural gas, a little bit of it,
and then mainly oil. So that's why the
impact to Canadian GDP, Jacob, is going
to be incredibly smaller than than the
worst case scenario. But but the 30% of
Canadian exports that are not energy,
lots of human beings work on those jobs.
>> Mhm. You know, so yes, the the current
impact, just to be clear, President
Trump, although his rhetoric towards
Canada has gone really mean, he did only
tariff in this latest tariff, 20% of, oh
no, 5% of Canadian exports. 5% of
Canadian exports have been
touched with the additional tariff. So
in a way, Mark Carney, I know Mark
Carney has a bigger plan because he's
making mounds over mole hills. Yes, I
know. I mean, you you you have said this
continually on the podcast and I think I
think you were dead on I mean, Mark
Carney will be sending Donald Trump a
thank you card and a Christmas card at
the end of the year for allowing him to
do this because there is no other
universe in which somebody like Mark
Carney gets to even attempt something
like this, let alone have it look
realistic to two analysts like you and
me. Now the Canadian government has
leaked to the press that Howard Lutnik
added all sorts of conditions like
French language
has to be subverted in some of the
regulatory rules, cultural things like
things that impacts Canadian sovereignty
like America will have a veto over
Canadian free trade negotiations. Like
those are ludicrous. But I almost think
that like maybe Canada is lying
>> because
>> well I I mean to to steal to steal a
phrase from you, let's double click on
that for a second because I'm glad you
brought that up as well because I have
no trouble believing that Howard Lutnik
came in at the last minute and said some
crazy [ __ ] I'm sure he did. Um also
like they wouldn't let that scuttle the
negotiation if they thought they were on
good terms. They would be able to push
through that. But based on what I've
been able to figure out, the one,
>> you know, there's a lot of smoke there.
The place where there is fire is
Canada's future relationship with other
countries in terms of trade and
especially China. And it seems like the
United States was pushing for some kind
of veto on Canadian trade with China.
And then also was not willing to make
ironclad commitments about its trade
relationship with Canada, that it was
going to be a moving target and that the
Trump administration was going to decide
how, you know, based on how things were
going, maybe we'll reduce some tariffs
or we'll do some things here. And that
is a really serious um like there's no
way that Canada's going to accept that.
That's also you can imagine and this is
the rejoinder you get from folks who
think that the Trump administration has
a plan here which is well of course if
this is going to be the North American
free trade arena and market then Canada
is not allowed to trade with China and
the United States is overwhelmingly the
dominant military economic power in this
relationship. So, of course, the United
States should have this power, and
Canada's going to learn the hard way
that eventually it's going to have to do
what Mexico has done, which is you want
tariff, how high do you want tariffs on
Mex uh on China? Great. Like, we'll do
it 50% or whatever it is that the
Mexican government um has raised. Um and
I and I think it's an interesting
rejoinder to what we're talking about.
It's the one that's most compelling. I
think it goes back to the pain tolerance
thing. I think even if you grant that
the Trump administration is thinking
that strategically and for the record I
don't but I'm engaging the opposite side
of the argument but let's grant that it
is tactically it's a mistake because it
goes back to what we're talking about.
Carney is going to take that and say
okay I'm going to build Canadian
infrastructure
>> and I'm going to figure out how to trade
with China and I'm going to figure out
how to trade with Europe all because you
treated me this way. And if you look at
the the the broad swath of Canadian US
history, like the periods in which the
US and Canada had good relations were
not the periods where the United States
was threatening Canada. Those were those
periods didn't end well for the United
States. The War of 1812 being the first
one that I would think of. The periods
that went well were when the United
States was nice and said, "Hey, we have
mutual interest. Maybe we should have
NORAD and maybe we should have
intelligence sharing and maybe we should
have free trade." And then the
Canadians, to your point there, the the
rabies goes away. They're just really
nice beavers who just want to trade
across the border and don't want to have
to build all this infrastructure because
it's much harder and much more expensive
to do so. So
>> So yeah, and you don't want Canada
necessarily developing infrastructure if
you're the US because that
infrastructure will move those
commodities out of the US. That's that's
the whole point of why they're doing it.
Couple of things that you said. So when
I say Canadians are lying, I'm kind of
joking. I have no idea. But the point is
it almost doesn't matter what Howard
Lutnik said. The fact of the matter is
that Mark Carney made a big deal out of
tariffs on 5% of Canadian exports. Huge
deal. He said he's at war with America.
>> And that just smells like he's got
bigger plans and he's using this
American administration
daring them to put even greater tariffs
on Canada because again he has time on
his eyes and he has fiscal space in in
the near term. But a couple of things
you said that I want to react to. First
of all, the Maple 8. What is the Maple
8? Those are the Canadian pension funds.
Um, which are some of the world's
largest pension funds. I'm just going to
rattle a few of them. Uh, Canada Pension
Plan Investment Board. It is the uh
pension plan for basically the
government of Canada. Um, about 800
billion AUM cast a plus Quebec. This is
the sovereign wealth fund of Quebec. by
half a trillion. Uh PSP, which is the
pension fund for the public sector, 300
billion. British Columbia Investment
Management Corporation, 300 billion.
Ontario teachers, 300 billion. Alberta
Investment Management Corporation, the
sovereign wealth fund of, you know, the
pro state that is Alberta, 200 billion.
Ontario Municipal Employees Retirement
uh systems
150 and then Healthcare of Ontario Hoop
130. So together we're talking, you
know, something close to $2 trillion.
Um, so Mark Carney is very right. Other
countries have done the same thing.
Australia has asked the future fund of
Australia throughout the history to help
with infrastructure development. There's
nothing wrong with that. But I would I
would not be hyperbolic about it. You
know, it doesn't mean that these pension
funds are going to pull their investment
from the US, but yeah, they're going to
trim it. They're going to increase
allocation. they can easily help finance
a massive infrastructure development
plan in Canada. You know, this is not
some and by the way, they'll get some
return. This is not going to be wasted.
They may not get as much of a return if
they had invested in, I don't know,
Silicon Valley venture, although I would
disagree.
I think that some of the So, Canada is
an incredibly wealthy country. Maybe the
debt to GDP profile doesn't inspire
confidence because it's at around 100%.
But the low deficit combined with the
firepower of Canada's extremely
sophisticated sovereign wealth fund and
pension fund system uh would actually
make Mark Carney's vision possible. He
just needs an enemy to do it with. Uh so
yeah, I think that's that's an important
point that you raised. Now we might as
well shift to the other stuff which is
this, you know, point of like USC Canada
relationship and where is it headed?
I think that Canada, now this is where
I'm going to lose a lot of our
listeners, but this is what I do. Just
going to say what I think. Canada has no
threats.
Okay, China and Russia cannot like
Canada be invaded. It is impossible to
invade Canada. This is an impossibility.
We'll leave the US aside for a second.
Uh Russia cannot invade Canada. Like
functionally, it is impossible to do
because you would have to use the
northern route to do that. Uh, anyone
who's driven to Yukon or Northwestern
territories knows that there are no
roads. These are logging roads. You
cannot militarily invade Canada. China,
come on. China hasn't invaded Taiwan
yet. Like, it's going to invade Canada.
Shut up. So, this is impossible. So, let
me let me break down some figures for
you. Canada is currently planning to
purchase 88 F-35 fighters. F-35 is a
fifth generation stealth fighter
designed to fight [ __ ] aliens. Okay,
[laughter]
aliens.
It is completely and utterly useless for
Canada. And anyone who thinks that Mark
Carney is going hard in the paint, hard
in the paint would be telling America to
go [ __ ] itself because that's a $75
billion
cost over the life of the program, which
by the way, if you're doing math, is
about three and a half% of Canadian GDP.
You want to offset the pain of American
tariffs? How about cancelling the F-35
deal tomorrow and getting something more
reasonable such as the Grippen produced
by Swedish Saab, which number one is
created for Nordic cold climates. Number
two was designed by Sweden
to fight the guerilla air campaign
against the Soviet Union. What that
means is that Grippen has an incredibly
short takeoff and landing profile, which
is perfect for Canada. You can land it,
you know, anywhere in Canada as long as
there's a patch of a road and you can
maintain it in like a forest tent. You
know, Swedes always trying to go camping
and [ __ ] in their Volvos. So F-35 is a
ludicrous airplane for Canada. It's
ludicrous. It's like if I bought a uh I
don't know, like a Lamborghini, not the
SUV, but like a two-seater. I have three
kids, you know? My wife would like
divorce me instantly. Like get the [ __ ]
out of here. No, we're not going to
spend on a Lamborghini Gallardo. Like,
what are you doing? It is ludicrous. And
so, anybody in America who says, "Well,
Canada is free riding on our defense."
That's not true. Canada has no defense
needs. Its defense needs are 0% of GDP.
In a perfect setterist parabus world
where all things are equal, Canada
should be spending 0% on defense. The
only feasible geographical threat
against Canada is America. That is the
only country that could invade Canada.
And because of disparity in population
and capability, it would be ludicrous to
try to spend money on defending yourself
against America because it's impossible.
It's impossible. You cannot defend
against an American invasion. You have
to subvert that invasion in other ways
like a general strike, like refusing to
work, like appealing to the fact that
you these are two two brothers from the
same mother as the border monument in
Vancouver says. So, you know, like
what's America going to enslave Canada?
Okay, I guess you're fascist now, you
know. So, there's no point in spending a
dime every single cent that Canada has
spent since World War II. And in World
War II, Canada had a reason to spend on
defense because it was helping United
Kingdom prevent an invasion of Canada
eventually.
But the point is that other than world
wars, Canada should be spending 0% on
defense. It cannot fight against its
obvious threat, which is the US. And it
has no other threats. And so when
President Trump and the Republicans say
that Canada is, you know, like not doing
enough, that is mathematically,
geopolitically absolute horseshit. That
is just not true. Every cent of Canadian
defense is
American defense. Canada is writing
checks for American defense because
there is no Canadian defense. Canada's
the back door.
>> This is also where you know Mark Carney
did the thing about friendship and and
everything else. But it's actually you
know you probably saw I think it was
Shawn Duffy who said this um you know
different folks in the administration
saying that Canada doesn't have an army
and hasn't fought with the United States
and all these other different things. I
mean, Canadian soldiers, more Canadian
soldiers per capita died in World War II
than American soldiers perfistan. I'm
sorry. What about Afghanistan?
>> I mean, like, there have been plenty of
conflicts where Canadian soldiers have
been dying right now soldiers.
>> Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan went,
they were like, "Where do you want us?
Uh, we want you on the front line. [ __ ]
it. Let's go." Whereas the German and
the other NATO countries and fine, you
know, whatever. I'm not criticizing
Europeans, but they kind of stayed
guarding the air bases in Kabul. the
Canadians went to the front line in
Afghanistan. Now, the fact that Canada
hasn't gone and helped Trump in the
Persian Gulf or straight to Hermuz or
you know Iraq, Canada was against the
invasion of Iraq. I mean, yes, it does
happen.
>> It happens. But like by and large,
Canada has been one of the closest like
besides just the dollars and cents of
it. I mean, Can Canadian soldiers have
lost their lives in defense of and in
pursuit of American geopolitical
objectives, aside from NORAD and aside
from protecting American airspace and
everything else in the Cold War. And I
think one of the biggest mistakes of the
Trump administration is not just keeping
this at the trade level because Mark
Carney doesn't have to do anything to do
what you're saying when people say
things like that about Canadian
soldiers. I just think it it cuts a
little bit too close. And by the way, I
would just point out based on what you
said, I mean, first of all, um, Carney
put the F-35 purchase program under
review last year. He did.
>> Um,
>> and probably there'll be an announcement
in the coming months about what that's
going to look like. I I would
>> I mean I I think that he will probably
pull out of it. I think that they've
committed to a certain number up front,
but I don't think that they will go
there. And there's a piece in the Globe
and Mail today about
>> uh Grippins uh Saab selling Grippins to
Canada um in the future and negotiations
that are going back and forth if Canada
needs um to your point like probably
still makes sense for them to have an
air force uh that can deal with, you
know, Russian incursions or Chinese
incursions or protect Canadian airspace,
but you don't have to go to the United
States for that. There's no reason that
that military-industrial complex has to
link you to that. And in fact, I mean,
there's a huge cottage industry of jobs
and investment that goes into Canadian
firms doing this, but this is another
thing that Canada could do itself if it
wanted to. 10 years from now, are we
talking about Canada manufacturing its
own fighter jets?
>> It could.
>> By the way, Canada is one of the few
countries that has the capability.
Quebec has an air defense industry. Um,
you know, Bombardier could whip up a
fighter jet. It would suck. I mean,
don't get me wrong, but you know, it's
it's so funny to me when you when you
speak with Americans, including a
government, they're like, "Well, that
sucks." It's like, "Yeah, but we are not
fighting Iran half a world away. You
are. So, you need an F-35." But
countries like Slovakia or Sweden or
Canada, they need something that's, you
know, fit for them. And a Grippin is
much more fit for an F-35. Now, I don't
want to make this about Grippin versus
F-35. Let's leave that aside. The nuance
that I'm trying to make here
is that Canada doesn't owe America
anything. And what I mean by that is
that America has to defend Canada. It is
its national prerogative. It's its
national interest.
That there's no way that United States
of America can be safe if it's not
defending the airspace and the land mass
above it. Like that's and of course that
comes with some subversion of
sovereignty for a small country like
Canada. Like Canada has to allow the
United States of America to have NORAD
presence on on its territory. Like
America has to have radar installations
in Canada. Fine. Like that's you know
there's certain things Canada and the US
have to cooperate. For example, or who's
entering Canada and and out like there
was this plan for like a joint um
outward immigration system or not
immigration but like at least border
like all those things are subversions of
Canadian sovereignty that make sense.
However, I do want to go back to this
more qualitative point, which is is in
the long term US a threat to Canada? And
I would say that Donald Trump is not. I
think Donald Trump is transactional.
He's sensational. He's hyperbolic. He's
running a game show. God bless him. It's
obviously creating a lot of V for my
clients. Just keep doing it, Donnie.
Like, it's awesome. And for us, I mean,
I I've been I've been I mean, do you
think we're going to get as much
interest as geopolitical analysts when
Donald Trump is not, you know, creating
new geopolitical crises every single
week? There is a small part of me that
understands that, you know, he's got the
shotgun, we've got the briefcase, like
we're all in the game here, you know,
>> we're all in the game. Okay. The problem
is what you said, which is that he is
opening, he is widening the goalposts on
certain things that are acceptable to
say. And I'll tell you a lot of my
friends, forget clients, but just
friends, you know, like friends, you
know, people you know, have come up to
me, really smart, educated, just don't
think about these things often, but like
the question they have posed and and and
I'm saying this for the benefit of
Canadian listeners. You know, anyone in
Canada who thinks that Carney is going
too hard, that this is dangerous, just
hear me out for the next five minutes.
There are people that come to my life,
really well-meaning, good people, might
be conservative, might be liberal, but
like educated, who say, "But why is
Canada independent,
but they do have a lot of natural
resources.
But we will have a water problem in
America, and they do seem to have a lot
of fresh water,
but Quebec does produce a lot of
hydropower."
So the line of questioning thanks to
Donald Trump has now gone from brothers
from the same mother as again as the
monument over in Blaine Washington
border crossing says beautiful monument.
It's a huge arch. If you've never been
there drive from Seattle to Vancouver,
stop by the park at the border. It's a
huge like Shanza gate but there's no
gate. They're open, right? The gates are
permanently open. It's it's one of the
it gives you goosebumps right away. It's
a really really profound, beautiful
monument to these two countries that
share so much of history, culture,
values.
Well, that sentiment is gone and the s
the new sentiment that's in is
transactional. Like, wait a minute. But
like, are we really going to let 40
million people in Canada kind of decide
what price we pay for their natural
resources in this world where China and
Russia, like shouldn't we assume
control? And so I do think that from
Canada's perspective, it is very clear
that the US is a long-term threat to its
sovereignty. It's not China. It's not
Russia. It just isn't. They're too far.
There's too much ice between them.
And so it's obviously the country that
you're hugging along the border. Like
[laughter]
95% of your population lives within 100
miles of the US. Like what do you of
course that's the threat. I al I also
just want to flip this
>> sentiment is shifting just so just to
light the plane if the sentiment in the
US is shifting from like brothers of a
different mother kind of quirky
Canadians make great comics you know
like you know lumberjack played shirts
cool maple syrup if it goes from that
towards like but
but I mean they do have a lot of stuff
we need right if that cognitive shift
has been planted in our friends Jacob
well educated, well-meaning, you know,
just like
if there's if their first reaction is
not like, "Come on, man. It's [ __ ]
Canada. Leave them alone." If that's not
their first, if their first reaction is,
but but you know,
if that's their reaction, then
absolutely the 40 million Canadians
above the border, they got to start
getting real about where this ends 20,
30 years from now.
Um, yeah. First, first I'm looking at a
a picture of the thing that you're
talking about. Uh, it's uh brethren
dwelling together in unity. Although
maybe they should erase that and put
brothers from a different mother. I
think yours has a nice
>> No, it does say brothers uh from a
different mother on a different
>> Oh, it does on a different but there's
different inscriptions.
>> There's different inscriptions at the
monument. Yeah.
>> Um, but I would just Well, there's a
couple things I want to say. The first
is so for for those people that you know
who are coming to you saying, "Well, but
they have something that we want." I
just and I'm not going to be porative
about this like it's neither good nor
bad. I'm just saying that is imperialism
in a nutshell. You have something I
want. I am strong enough to take it. I
will take it. That that's if you want a
one def one sentence definition of
imperialism. That is it. And President
Trump and I've said this before, his
foreign policy is not unprecedented. His
foreign policy is straight out of the
early 1900s. He is a US imperialist. He
wants to seize assets and territory and
things for the United States because he
thinks of the United States as an empire
and he is the emperor and everything
should be controlled by the United
States. So, you know, I I think
imperialism is not the best way to run
things. Um, just from an do you want do
you want your policy to be effective? I
don't think that's an effective way for
the US to run policy, but that's what it
is. I would also just say though, you
know, yes, no, Russia's not going to
invade Canada. China is not going to
invade Canada. You know who else is not
going to invade uh North America? Like
or I'm sorry, let me rephrase that. What
I'm trying to say is that neither are
they going to invade the United States.
The United States is not going to like
Los Angeles is not going to be invaded
by the People's Liberation Marine
Commandos. The Russ the Vagner group is
not going to land in Brooklyn and fight
its way up into Manhattan and seize New
York.
>> That's a good script, bro. We should
write that up.
>> We Yeah. No, we we should. Uh the
greatest geopolitical threat for
America's history for the first 164
years of its existence was Canada. And
the United States and Canada, you know,
of course, Canada was still a British uh
possession at this point. Fought the War
of 1812 over this. There were some folks
who said, "Hey, Canada has some nice
things and also they can threaten us. We
should go get them." And then the White
House was burning in Washington at the
end of that conflict. And that is why
Canada's independent because we tried
this once before and we got our butts
kicked. Now we're much more powerful
than we were then. I just want to point
out that as late as 1935, the US Defense
Department is putting together strategic
plans and war games about Canada because
they are worried about Canada
existential
>> geopolitical threat to the United
States. And it is only in 1940 and 1941
when World War II, you know, the tide
changes, Britain,
>> Britain's future hangs in the balance,
is Britain even going to survive the
Nazi onslaught, that the Canadians and
the Americans look at each other and
say, you know what, we have to be
allies. we have more in common than we
do with Imperial Japan or with Nazi
Germany. And that gets extended in 48
with the Five Eyes. It gets extended in
58 with the with setting up NORAD. This
is not where the United States was
strongarming Canada. We're saying you
must do this. It was we're looking out
at the world. We have shared interests.
We have shared culture. We want to be
aligned together because that is what is
going to make Canada and the United
States more secure. And it allows us
something that both Russia and China and
any other US uh rival doesn't have,
which is we no longer have to worry
about this border. The longest land
border in the world, neither country has
had to worry about since 1940 because
we're friends. So yes, you're right. If
sentiments are changing that way in the
United States, the Canadians need to get
real. But if we push the Canadians away
from us, if they move just, and I don't
mean they move to enemies, if they just
go from allies to,
you know, pragmatism, middle of the
road, on some things they align with us,
on some things they don't, suddenly that
border becomes something that we have to
worry about. And all this money we're
spending on F-35s and projecting power
into the Middle East and everything else
that's in the South China Sea, that goes
away because now your the, you know, the
homeland is not secure, is not safe. It
is a basic geopolitical imperative that
the United States has solved in being
friendly with Canada. And it never
achieved what it wanted to with force or
with trade wars. It achieved it by
saying, "Hey, Canada, it's easier for
you to make a bunch of money by sending
the things that you have to us and we'll
make it nice and we'll be friendly and
we'll visit each other and we'll have
these peace arches and everything else
and let's go uh do that rather than
fight each other." And it's just it's
it's as disastrous for US geopolitics in
the long run. I think as it is for
Canadian geopolitics.
>> That's a Well, that's a great point. Uh
first of all, you're describing the the
concept the underpinning the board game
risk. That's what you're describing. The
reason you want to secure a continent is
to get those extra armies every term.
That's what America gets. Not just that,
but Canada pays for those armies. And
that's my point. Like spending three and
a half% GDP over the next 10 years on
shitty airplanes. Sorry, my bad.
greatest airplanes ever made that Canada
does not [ __ ] need is a side of
Canada's already paying for this
defense. So in risk, you collect those
extra armies because you don't have to
worry about Canada. Now, somebody
listening to this is what would we worry
about Canada?
Well, if you invade a country the size
of Canada that hates it, that you think
belongs
to your culture and will welcome you
with open arms,
you're starting to become delusional
like Vladimir Putin.
you know, guess who also speaks a
similar language. Okay, Ukrainian and
Russian are much more different than,
you know, Canadian English and American
English.
Uh, but like, yeah, no, Canadians are
not going to become Americans. They
don't want to. And this is my point from
the beginning of this podcast. Like,
when you go to Canada, people are
pissed. Go to Canada. Go Canada
vacation. Ask them what they think. Rent
a car in Spokane, Washington, and drive
up to British Columbia and see what
happens to that car if it has American
license plates. By the way,
now actually what happened to me when I
did that is I just got an uh two notes
on my windscreen that were very mean,
but they didn't even key a car, which
was like the most Canadian thing ever.
But they are going to blow that car up
if it's a tank. Like, yeah. Oh yeah. Oh
yeah. Canada will have an insurgency. It
will have strikes. It will have pockets.
Like Canada is built by blue collar
people. Canada is a commodity extracting
country. Its history is all about
bluecollar trades, you know, moving into
cities and becoming like yuppies who
wear little lemon and drink lattes for
sure. But Canada is a country that has a
proud military history. An invasion of
Canada is just going to be annoying.
There'll be sabotage. There'll be this,
there'll be that. It's not just not
going to work. Not to mention
contemplating some form of a military
invasion of Canada is a sign of a civil
war in America
because ca because America would have to
become something it is not. It would
have to become a country comfortable
with unloos
and that's a fascist regime because
America cannot democratically annex
Canada. You would have to have you would
have to give Canadians a choice.
And if the Canadians accepted the choice
and actually in a referendum voted to
join America, you would have to
appropriately give them seats in various
legislatores, both the House and the
Senate. the Senate being the key problem
because other than Alberta and I'm going
to just entertain American conservative
fantasy that Albertans are actually
[ __ ] conservative
because if you poll Albertans on a slew
of social issues,
they poll like Oregon.
So if you're an American Republican
listening to this or a MAGA acolyte
thinking like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
there's a conservative Canada brother
it's conservative the way like Tom
Tillis is conservative.
Okay. So if Canada was ever going to be
digested democratically you would
invariably change America at that point.
So if you are in the MAGA camp you
cannot let that happen. You have to
enslave Canadians instead. So we're
talking fantasy at this point. We're
we're throwing worlds like Anelus. We're
throwing worlds like an invasion. You
know, that's that would be disastrous
for the United States of America because
now it's permanently stationing hundreds
of thousands of troops. It's subverting
Canadian democratic expression. Like
what are we talking about here? If we
are at that point, Jacob, we're at a
point where the United States already
had a civil war between like like a like
a Spanish style civil war between like
conservatives and, you know, left and
right, whatever.
>> And I don't think it's going to get that
far. But but this is where I start to
because I I've been trying to entertain
the devil's advocate point of view. And
there are I've had people write to me
and say, "Hey, but this is all a broader
strategy about Fortress America and the
North American Free Trade Agreement and
the Trump administration is using its
leverage because Canada has to fall in
line." And like
>> they've always fallen in line. Those
people are just not smart.
>> That's what I would say. They're
uninformed.
>> It's sort of like that person. It's sort
of like that person who comes to you and
says, "Well, they have something we
want. Are we going to take it?" There's
that first. there. Second, it betrays a
really fasile reading of what North
American geopolitics looks like. You're
just assuming that Canada's going to do
whatever the United States want. For mo
for for more than uh the majority, for
more than 50% of the history of the
American Republic, Canada didn't do
whatever the United States wanted. The
last, you know, since 1940 has been a
really, really nice time. There's a huge
peace dividend that we've gotten because
we have made the Canadians our brothers.
They weren't our brothers.
>> I would say it's not even a peace
dividend. It's an actual monetary
dividend. Paying 75 billion [ __ ]
dollars for fighter jets that have no
utility.
None for Canada. Zero. You could use a
[ __ ] Cessna
to do what you ask.
>> You can fly a Cessna over the
Northwestern territories and like, you
know, monitor Chinese and Russian
submarines. The point is that's an
example of not something that happened
after World War II. And I obviously
appreciate your example
[clears throat]
>> or like what happened after 9/11.
>> It's something that's happening right
now,
>> right? Oh, sorry. Anyways, I'm I'm just
I I'm interrupting here. So, everybody
take a shot.
>> No, no, no. You're you're I just the the
last point I just want to say is like
even even if you give the Trump
administration the benefit of the doubt,
and I've been trying to do so because
I'm more like I think this is stupid on
its face. So, I've been trying to
entertain it as okay, well, what are the
real reasons behind this? And the place
I end is, you know, all of this,
everything that we've talked about up
until now, I think it's true. I think
it's an interesting conversation. But
the real issue here is that what the
United States is doing will not work. It
is not going to achieve any objective
for the United States. And in fact, it
is going to do the exact opposite. And
at a certain point, it doesn't matter
what your strategy is. It doesn't matter
what the national security document
does. It doesn't matter if Scott Bessant
has good intentions. And it doesn't
matter if Donald Trump is some, you
know, extraterrestrial genius who has
come here to save the United States. If
your tactics don't work, who cares what
your strategy is? Who cares what your
goal is? Because you're not going to be
able to get from point A to point B. And
this a trade war with Canada at this
point in the fiscal cycle, at this point
with what you're doing in foreign
policy, with everything else that is
arrayed in front of you, I'm sorry, it's
not going to work and it's going to be
counterproductive in the end. So fine,
I'll grant all the strategic arguments
to those who want to back up the Trump
administration. The the argument that
the Trump administration has to make is
okay, what's your plan here? Like you
think this is going to work. This is not
Mexico. They are not just going to say
cool like we'll do whatever you say and
move forward.
>> I think it's very similar to Greenland.
people who defend Greenland
and President Trump's like listen if
you're listening to this and you just
you know passingly listen to geopolitics
I'm sorry to be demeaning but that you
just don't understand how the world
works like US already has everything it
wants from Greenland this is why the
Danes were so confounded like you want
to expand military bases in Greenland
God bless you man [ __ ] do it
similarly with Canada US already gets
everything it wants Canada's
infrastructural
stillbornness is
Canada is a stillborn sovereign state.
You understand what I'm saying? It is in
some sense it was a colony of the
British and then it became a deacto
colony of the Americans. They never had
a revolution. And I've been joking. I I
wrote in a little thing to my clients
this week. I said, you know what, it
took 250 years, but perhaps Donald Trump
has brought the American Revolution to
Ottawa. Like that might be his biggest
legacy here in terms of Canadian
history. The revolution is nine. You
know,
>> cod liver oil. I I said it on this
podcast before, but [laughter] listen,
Canada is one of the only countries in
the world, I may be wrong, I think it's
the only one, where the provinces of
Canada, the political entities, don't
have free trade with one another.
Why? Because they don't need to. Because
they have trade with America. Do you
know how great of a deal this is for the
United States of America? Like Quebec
and Ontario have more trade barriers
than like they do with America
effectively. Not not really, but in some
ways they have some like there's no free
trade. There's no infrastructure
connecting them. All of Albertans's
pipelines go south. So what are you
talking about? And then finally, not
you, but like the people who think that
there's something to gain. All there is
is to lose. America will lose what Jacob
has articulated as this not giving a
[ __ ] about the North so that you can go
and invade countries around the world.
Like it's sick. It's sick. It's a great
deal. We don't have to worry about the
neighbor upstairs because it's like a
nice lady that make me maple syrup
[ __ ] cake pancakes. So that's great.
Number one. Number two, this is a
country that pays for your defense. It's
not the other way around. Anybody who
thinks that is a [ __ ] There are no
threats to Canada. There are many
threats to America. Every [ __ ] cent
of Canadian tax dollars that goes
towards defense goes towards American
defense. So this is an incredible deal.
And what Trump has done is he's
subverted that. He subverted it at a
cost that could potentially become
disastrous 10, 20, 30 years from now if
Americans suddenly start changing their
their vibes towards the northern
neighbor and actually start making the
northern neighbor think about maybe
consolidating alliances outside of the
US. Now, a couple of things I want to
>> Oh, can I just say one thing on that
which I think it's also instructive that
this is not just Canada. There's a
similar thing happening here, I think,
with Japan and it's not as on Yeah. and
and South Korea and it's not as much on
people's minds because it's not as much
of a visceral issue and because they're
not in the USMCA, but Japan and South
Korea are going through the same thing
and they are jumping through the hoops
because they don't want a disruptive end
of trade or they don't want a trade war
with the United States in the short
term. But Takahuchi and her government
have said it over the past month or two,
they are also trying to repatriate
Japanese capital to Japan. It's one of
the reasons I'm so confused. at Scott
Bessen making the yen something that he
wants to deal with because Japan has
stated very clearly that Japanese
pension funds should invest in Japan
again rather than Japanese capital going
out of plumbing of the financial and
everything else.
>> And by the way, Jacob, Jacob, just why
is all this happening? Why is because
you messed around and found out you
[ __ ] around and found out. So this
idea, you know, like Steven Miran and
Scott Bessent almost like preemptively
said, "Hey, don't sell treasures." Okay,
fine. Cool. then maintain the
relationships that have underpinned
current account recycling into U current
account surplus recycling into American
debt. Like you know, it's not like Japan
woke up one day and was like, you know
what we're going to do? We're going to
be dicks to Americans or that Canada did
the same. Nobody did that. It's when
America's like, I don't know, closed the
straits of Hermuz without thinking about
its allies, starts the war, doesn't know
how to finish it, uh is mean putting
tariffs, this and that, saying that
Canada is the 51st state. That's when
these countries are going to slow. So
here's where I want to land this.
My advice to Mark Carney. First and
foremost,
one thing I disagree with him is that he
wants to invest in in Canadian defense.
>> I think that Canadian defense
needs to be on the table as a
negotiating tactic. And I think Mark
Carney has to utter the words that are
the truth. Every cent of Canadian taxes
that is spent in defense is goes towards
securing United States of America
and that needs to be a bargaining chip.
So I would bargain with a percent of GDP
spent in defense and I would flip the
script. Now I understand that he wants
to spend on defense because as you said
Jacob, you articulated well Canada does
have an industry. Canada does have a
military industry. It's a jobs program.
But I would tie this towards the reality
like Canada has no threats. None. I mean
if he wants to participate in
peacekeeping then he can buy check
armed personnel carriers quite frankly.
He doesn't have to build them itself. So
that's the first issue. I think he needs
to be a lot more aggressive and the F35
deal has to be chopped right away. Like
there should be like it's done. We they
have to contractually I think buy 18 of
them. You were correct. But that much
much more there needs to be a much more
strategic. Why? Why? Because he will
then get the US defense department
involved. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
>> Department of War.
>> Department of War. I don't want Chris
Meth Rumsfeld has has other things on
his mind. But
>> no, no, but I'm not wor I'm not talking
about Rumsfel um what's his name? Uh
Pete Hexit.
>> Pete Hexit.
>> I'm talking about generals, you I'm
talking about people who have gone to
war with Canadians and who understand
>> they're they're he's getting rid of
generals who disagree with him. I mean,
it's becoming an echo chamber at the
top.
>> So maybe maybe you're right and maybe it
won't work, but there's people in
national security of the United States
of America who understand what I'm
saying.
>> They understand that this notion that
America defends Canada is a [ __ ]
laughable propaganda of the United
States of America. So this needs to go
from like, you know, a battle over
supermarket grocery aisles to a to to to
speaking to America realistically. Okay.
And in an adult way like brother, we are
defending you. We're spending our money
on you already. Quite frankly, one and a
half% of GDP is too [ __ ] much. So, so
if you want this relationship to
continue, what Canada has to land on is
something that you are basically saying,
it's [ __ ] you, pay me.
That's what all these countries
eventually are going to turn around to
the US and say, "Oh, you want to put all
these barriers in this and this and
this, and you still want me to recycle
my surplus into as FDI or as portfolio
investments into bonds? [ __ ] you pay
me." And this is why this is so
important, Jacob. And why I can't
believe he took us 60 minutes to land to
this.
The world of states, he's like a
schoolyard, okay? And there's a big
bully and it's Donald Trump and he's
going around and saying like, "I'm going
to increase the lunch money you owe me."
And everyone fell in line. China's like
the weird kid, you know? It's like good
at [ __ ] math, you know, and said,
"Fuck you." No. And America's like,
"Fine, whatever. You can go play with
him. Nobody wants to, you know." Um,
>> no. What happens is China gives its
lunch money to Mexico and says, "Will
you give that to him over there?" And
we're we're because we're also,
>> but whatever. Like, China's kind of like
a really big kid, but also, you know,
just like whatever. Like, you don't want
to [ __ ] with China, but also it's weird.
So, America is okay not getting the
lunch money from them, but it's bullying
everyone else. And the problem in a
schoolyard is that there's a collective
action dilemma. Like, if all the nerds
and weird kids got together, they could
beat the [ __ ] out of the bully. like
beat the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of him. But it
takes somebody to stand the [ __ ] up.
And he's the weird kid with kind of a
weird French accent that stood up and is
telling Trump, you know what? [ __ ] you.
Pay me. No, no,
>> no. I I agree with that. And I also
wait. It was just there was a pause for
effect.
>> Sorry. I thought it was I thought
thought it was a pause to hand.
>> I'm a thespian. I'm a thespian. Let me
got a testpine. I don't know if that's a
verb. I don't know. I just just listen.
The danger for Scott Bessent and Howard
Lutnik and all these guys is that South
Korea's watching. Japan's is watching.
Saudi Arabia is watching. Apparently,
the Norwegian pension fund is [ __ ]
watching. Oh, yeah.
>> Oh, yeah. They're [ __ ] watching. Huh?
Huh? Was that interesting this morning?
How'd you like that [ __ ] Yeah, we're
going to go down. Everyone's watching.
And if they all come together,
you're [ __ ]
because they might be nerds. They might
be weird. They might not have F-35s, you
know, they may not have died enough in
Afghanistan, Iraq, but if they all
[ __ ] get together and say, "Fuck, you
pay me now, you're going to end up with
a worse deal than you had before you got
elected." This apparently deal wrote
about how the rest of the world is
effectively like raping America, like
that was a pretty good [ __ ] deal.
They got current account surpluses. They
invested in treasuries. And listen, last
year everybody kind of said fine, yeah,
10% tariff. Hey brother, I hear you. You
know what? You probably should tariff us
a little bit. You know, everyone was
cool. But now, now you're still going to
the same well expecting the same more T.
You're going to tax that well a little
bit more. You already took more lunch
money from the rest of the world in
2025. And they took it. They took it.
Now you're asking for more. Now you're
in danger. And you're in danger because
little Canada stood up in the middle of
the schoolyard and said, "Fuck you."
And the bully's like, "Wait, what?" And
it's that scene in every [ __ ] movie
we've watched, all those movies when the
one kid stands up to the bully, you
know? And you know, this is Biff.
America's Biff from Back of the Future,
guys. And you're going to be [ __ ]
washing Michael G. Fox's car 20 years
later, if you don't understand how
actually epically dangerous this moment
is to the United States of America right
now. This is This is it.
There needs to be a deal with Canada and
it better be a [ __ ] deal that makes
Canadians, you know, swim in their maple
syrup for the rest of their lifetime
because now they've tasted what what
have they tasted? They've tasted the
fear and the limits of American power.
So this is a [ __ ] you pay me moment now.
And if the rest of the world gets on
this train, suddenly there's collective
action, collective action, not
collective action dilemma. And this was
always the premise of the United States
strategist. They've even said it. The
world has a collective action problem.
It cannot bind together and negotiate
against us. So, we'll pick them off one
by one. Yeah. Until one country that is
extremely
value adjacent tells you to go [ __ ]
yourself. Well, you think South Korea is
not going to do that? Like, no. We can
handle North by ourselves. And by the
way, you just said Kim Jong-un is better
than we are. So, [ __ ] you pay me. Japan,
as you said, a lot of other countries.
And by the way, there's no better
example of multipolarity than this. By
the way, the fact that the United States
asked Canada to put a veto on its trade
agreements and Canada said no,
you know what the US had during the Cold
War? It had a veto on Canada's trade
relationships. If Canada made a deal
with the Soviet Union, the US would have
abregated that. So, it is a very, very
dangerous moment. I think that I give
the Trump administration a lot of credit
for managing to raise some revenue
through tariffs. Hey, again, 2025, not a
disaster.
But now they're flirting with a revolt
because they're taking too much lunch
money from their nerd friends.
>> Yeah. Well, and the way the way I want
to close it, uh, to it's not just fear
that the Canadians are tasting. I think
they're tasting revolution and
nationalism and freedom and sovereignty
and all these things they really haven't
tasted before because they haven't had
to. Um, but to your point, I mean, the
United States,
>> uh, you know, it's asserting itself in
Mexico. It's asserting itself in
Venezuela. It's going to be buddies with
El Salvador and control Central America,
but it's be it it's basically limiting
its power to its backyard. It's going to
be a little imperial power in North
America. And if you're going to do that,
the most important country to have
relations with is Canada. Like that is
the country that you need to secure so
that you can continue to do all these
things. If you're breaking those
relations with Canada, it's going to be
very difficult for US geopolitics. And
the the question I wanted to end with
you on because this is out there in the
media and I know that Carney's been
going back and forth. I mean, yes,
there's a version of this that is
Canadian nationalism revolution blah
blah blah. There's also a version of
this which is is Canada part of the EU
in 10 years? Like, I don't I don't think
that's a crazy idea to consider.
Remember, Canada for most of its history
was a British colony. So, why not Canada
rejoining Europe? And, you know, Canada
has lots of things that Europe needs.
Europe has lots of things that Canada
needs. They've been left at the altar by
the United States. But if they ignore
the United States, then they can make
better deals with China and better deals
with Russia and some of these other
places that they have to deal with. Um,
is do you think it's completely
unrealistic? Because I look at it right
now and it's like the the odds are
increasing with each passing day. It
makes an awful lot of sense for Canada
to do that. Not at least because it's
going to blunt some of the the negative
consequences of a true trade spat with
the United States.
>> I mean, I I don't think the US is
stupid.
So if the US continues down the path of
just basically becoming something other
than a western liberal democracy
then yes that that might happen but you
know what you're describing is a world
in which there's a civil war in the US
maybe not with guns but effectively
um and in many ways it is I mean one of
the things that distinguishes US and
Canada in this conflict is that a social
democratic premier of British Columbia
David Eie
and uh Premier Ford, who is definitely
conservative. He's not liberal. You
know, the guy who has a lot of real
estate on his ass.
>> Lot of real estate. A lot of real
estate.
>> A lot of real estate. I love that quote.
So, you've got super left-wing,
climate conscious, progressive, liberal
governor or premier, and Ford who's
conservative and populist. They're both
backing Carney. That's not happening in
America. going back to the point that
Canadians are clearly like you know like
>> so yeah I think that uh there is sort of
a like Canada represents something to
Americans as well
>> and for a lot of ma people the problem
they have with Canada really is values I
would say um I think a lot of this talk
of math like oh they don't pay enough or
they tariff us or Quebec dairy farmers
or you know whatever singing French
songs whatever the [ __ ] [ __ ] I think
fundamentally Y it's like look, there's
this progressive liberal place up north
that has like healthcare and it and it's
universal and it doesn't work that great
in every province, but somehow Canadians
live longer than Americans. So, you
know, um you know, all of that just irks
them and they need to get over it. The
MAGA camp needs to get over what Canada
is because it is an ally of America
first and foremost. And if they don't if
if American adherence to the America
first ideology can't get over the fact
they have a great ally who yes likes
socialized medicine
then they've got a problem with their
own fellow citizens in America.
Like that's why this conflict is so
epic. It's epic because Canada could
stand up to the bully and then solve the
collective action dilemma. If Scott Bess
is listening to this, and I know members
of the Treasury are, please explain
this. This is a very important moment.
You either now have to squash this kid.
And if you don't, like, holy [ __ ]
what's going to happen? So, that's the
number four. And and you can't squash
him because they're rabid and they're
ready for war. So, that's the first. The
second thing is that if you can't just
let it be with an ally who's a little
bit different, you're going to you're
setting yourself up for a civil war
inside of America. Because if Canada is
a problem because it's different, there
are parts of America that are different.
And that is the other issue because I
actually don't think the math and
geography and the geopolitical
explanations are the reason that this
fight is happening. It's a valuedriven
fight. And that's why what I would say
is this is a very epic issue. And it's
epic issue not because of what's going
to happen to Canada or America trade.
It's an epic issue because of what's
going to happen to the Western Alliance
structure and what's going to happen
domestically in America. Like, why not
just let Canadians be Canadians? Like,
[ __ ] it. Whatever. Like, they're good
allies. Like, let leave them be. Make a
deal with them. Shut the [ __ ] up and let
them spend three and a half% of their
GDP on stupid fighter jets they don't
need. Like, that seems to me like a
great deal for America. Now, one last
thing I will say is uh I've been quoting
the
the peace arch inscriptions incorrectly.
Uh brother brothers of a different
mother makes no sense. So there's three
inscriptions and I want to end on this
uh at least for me. I mean obviously we
can talk more but my my last point is
like I want everyone to listen to these
okay because this is what really
explains the security that you Jacob
have talked about. Mhm.
>> America and Canada resolved their
differences which they've had for 160
years and it's been incredibly
beneficial to both. And then they built
a peace arch.
And the peace arch has three
inscriptions on it. There's three. The
most famous one is on the Canadian side
and it's referencing Psalm 133 from the
Bible. Brethren dwelling together in
unity.
On the American side is the inscription,
children of a common mother, which
obviously makes more sense than the way
I remembered it.
>> The mother being of course.
>> Yeah. And then inside the arch, and this
is the one that really gives you
goosebumps. May these gates never be
closed,
you know, and they're being closed right
now. They're being closed.
And that is, you know, it's bad for
Canada for sure, but it's in it's
extremely bad for America.
>> Yeah. I think I think what I would close
on is just that because, you know, you
talked about civil war inside the United
States, not with guns, but you know,
tearing at the social fabric of the
United States. But I think also in the
midterms, I mean I assume I mean that
yuggov poll gave me some pause. But you
you referenced it and I think from a US
domestic political perspective, this is
also really important because if you get
a ser a blue wave that is not just the
house but is also the Senate and if the
Republicans are losing five, six, seven
Senate seats in places like Michigan, in
places like Maine because of what's
happening here, it looks less like a
civil war and more like you're just gift
wrapping uh the next four to eight years
to the Democrats with hefty majorities.
And if Canada can get Mexico to play
ball here at all and now the border
states start having to deal with this
because the United States is also being
pretty heavy-handed with Mexico. I mean,
you could imagine how much more serious
that's going to get. And just I mean I
mean get ready get ready for the left if
they continue to push on this and if you
start seeing that shift in those border
states. So maybe it's not civil war,
maybe it's just hey this MAGA populism
thing uh it'll be like the Tea Party. It
was a last gasp until it was steamrolled
by somebody from the other side. And so
don't worry so much about uh the other
things. Worry about you know you know
tariffs are taxes and you know income
taxes and everything else that the left
wants to put on are also taxes. So it's
going to look a little bit different but
you are just rolling out the red carpet
um for the left and I don't know if the
left is smart enough to walk through the
door like maybe the left will look at
this and maybe they'll get all
anti-Canadian. I have no idea. Um, but
from a domestic political perspective in
the in the border in the border states
that rely on Canadian trade, uh, you're
just it's a death nail for the
Republicans. You won't get elected there
for multiple cycles if this happens. So,
>> I mean, I think at this point that's
that's also my view. You know, 28 is
done deal. I mean, I'm open to
>> November.
I don't even
>> I'm not even looking at November of this
year. That that's I think Poly Market
has it at 51% Democratic sweep. I laugh
at that forecast.
It is like 95%.
I think it's 55% 60% democratic sweep
again in 28. That is what we should
actually be focusing on. I don't think
Canada is that big of a deal for that. I
think that's almost going to for sure
happen. But where I maybe would not
challenge you, but just add to what
you're saying is like when you say,
"Well, maybe the MAGA thing was like the
Tea Party." Well, I don't think that
will be proven correct. I mean, I think
there's going to be a return, you know,
and that's fine, you know, that's fine.
Like, you want the pendulum to swing
back and forth. The problem is when it's
swinging like uncontrollably,
and that's that's where America needs to
kind of land the plane. Just to use my
favorite analogy for the 17th time, it
needs to really figure out what is it
that are sacred cows. I love the energy
that comes from the MAGA camp on on this
idea that there, you know, you have to
kind of examine every sacred cow. Why do
we have to have a Bretonwood system? Why
do we have to have globalization? Why do
we have to have support for Saudi Arabia
in the Middle East? Like fine, examine
it. But some cows are sacred because
they underpin the greatness of America.
So not everything that the American
elites did in the 50s and 60s. By the
way, American elites from the 50s and
60s that all fought in a [ __ ] war.
So, you know, if you're 20some, you
know, national security adviser in the
White House and the only war you fought
was like your bigger brother over the
[ __ ] PlayStation controller, like
pump the brakes on being a [ __ ]
geopolitical genius. The people in the
50s and 60s and 70s were not morons.
Okay? The infrastructure America created
after World War II did not somehow
enslave America to the globalized
elites. It was done for American
national interests. And so there are
certain sacred cows that probably should
be left alone. One of them being the
inscriptions I just read off of the
peace arch.
>> Well, and and to your point, like
eventually the pendulum will swing. Is
Canada still there when the pendulum
does swing? In in two years when when a
US president calls up Mark Carney,
whoever is premier, and says, "Hey, can
we can we walk this back? That was a
fever dream. Like, we had an issue here.
Can we go back to the way things were
before?" I don't know. Does he does he
say, "Yes, that sounds good." Or does he
say, "We're way too far down this road.
Y'all had your chance." Like, we are
preparing for It's nice that you guys
are saying nice things now, but two
years ago, you were saying mean things,
and I have to prepare for the
possibility that two years hence people
will be saying mean things again. So no,
we can negotiate, we can talk about
these things, we can price
>> the price will be higher because that
will be the [ __ ] you pay me moment. The
second thing is there is going to be
irreversible damage.
>> How? Because infrastructure is kind of
irreversible. I mean the Canada is not
going to rip up a pipeline that goes to
the Pacific that could have taken crude
to the US. So there's going to be ways
in which what's happening now is
permanent. Uh, but I will say this, of
all the countries on the planet that are
going to say, "Hey, you know, I get it.
That was a midlife crisis. You came back
home. I still love you." It will be the
country with those inscriptions on the
peace arch.
The problem for America is more like
what happens with the South Koreas, the
Japans, the Saudi Arabas, the Poland, uh
the Swedans, the the countries that have
been ardent American allies around the
world. So, you know, like Canada will
come back obviously. Uh, it's in its
interest obviously. Like it's a country
that, you know, shares a border with the
US. It's great to go to vacation.
Canada's [ __ ] cold in March, bro. You
know, there's only so many people who
can like fit into Victoria, British
Columbia to huddle around like
>> Yeah. So, so
>> they can go to Spain or Portugal or
Greece. I'm
>> I'm not sure like
>> Europe's there. Like Canada has a close
relation has been closer with Europe for
longer than it's been closer with the
United States.
>> I mean,
>> well, fine. So, we'll start doing the
Concord again. Like, we have planes that
can do this this trip fast. Like, fine.
I don't know.
>> Listen, I
>> a little cruise a little cruise through
Greenland. Like, have a little cruise
through the Greenland and down. It's
great.
>> You know, this is where I will modify my
hardcore realism and focus on material
reality. I mean, I I concede the culture
matters and I I don't think that Canada
will say no to an embrace of the US two
years from now. The the problem is
it's it's going to be at a higher cost
for the US. That's what I'm saying, you
know, like, hey, listen, I know we were
[ __ ] Can we can we renegotiate the
F-35 deal? So, that would be
interesting. It's like, yes, but you pay
for half of it,
>> you know, [ __ ] we're going to get,
[laughter] you know, like F-35's half
price. Like, [ __ ] yeah, let's go. you
know, uh
>> or or more to the point, all of it will
be manufact like you will manufacture x
amount of it in Canada with made in
Canada like products and you'll help
build the factories and blah blah blah
blah blah. So
>> yeah, like that's that's it. But I don't
think Canada Jacob will ever say no,
which is which goes back to the whole
point of why this is stupid. This is a
great deal. America's winning in this
deal.
can Canada's infrastructure has been
still born because Canadians have been
too complacent and lazy because they've
had access to America's uh markets and
so it is just nonsensical you know like
to do this in the first place.
All right. Well, I love that. I love
that we closed on the nihilist saying
may these gates never close. So I don't
think we can do better than that.
Anything else you want to tell the
listeners before we get out of here,
cousin?
>> No, that's it. I think this was great.
>> I know I listeners, I know you want to
hear about Kauaii and I know you want to
hear about Mark Walter and the Lakers.
We we will get there, but Canada was
more important. So, we will got this one
first and we'll uh we'll get back on the
horse next.
>> And by the way, can I can I just say one
thing if I can combine the two topics?
>> Of course. Please. Nothing tells
more how America is getting a better
side of this deal
and should therefore just be thankful
for nice Canadians than the fact that
they managed to shove Kawawaii Leonard
[laughter]
back to Toronto and and all my all my
friends who are Toronto Raptors fans
back in Canada by the way they're all
drinking the Kool-Aid Jacob they've all
drank it they're like but but but but
you know if he plays he's a top 10 I'm
like guys he missed three regular
seasons worth of games in the last
seven. This is the worst deal I've seen
since Luca Donuch. It's so stupid. And
yet, there you go. The nice Canadians
taking Kawhi Leonard back,
you know? It's just so bad.
>> Unless Unless the NBA vetos the deal. I
mean, that's still potentially possible.
>> No, I think they're going to let it go
because um
>> they're going to let it go.
>> No, they're going to let it go because
uh you know, it would be unfair to
Toronto because they're apparently the
Toronto Raptors are so stupid. They
think this is a good deal and they want
Kawaii. So anyways, my point to you is
like if you want a nice analogy that
closes everything in a metaphor, Canada
is the Toronto Raptors. America's the LA
Clippers and they were naughty and kind
of like illegal and [ __ ] and now
they're shoving this like trade down
Canada's throat and Canadians are like
sick. This is amazing. No, it's not.
It's terrible.
>> I got to tweak the metaphor just a bit.
The the US is not the Clippers in this
metaphor. the US's uncle Dennis.
[laughter]
>> They wanted money for free and you know
the gravy trade was going for a long
time.
>> Who's Pablo?
[snorts]
>> He's China. He's China. He's
manipulating the algorithm of Tik Tok to
reveal a certain truth that gets
everything unraveled. You know, kind of
like all the data center Kate. They
might be Chinese propaganda.
>> The problem like Yeah, you could say you
could say Pablo's a Chinese or a Russian
bot except that it's all true. like he
has the receipts. He's like
>> like he didn't like it's
>> he's the epste list. He's the epste
list.
>> Yeah, he's Yeah, there there you go.
He's I mean it's real. He's uh you know
>> Yeah,
>> it's good stuff. We will get there. We
have lots more.
>> Don't get us canceled. [laughter]
>> But please, I've been trying to get us
canceled. It would be great for our
careers if if one of us got cancelled.
I'm willing to follow my story. Please
cancel me. Although I have something to
get interested to tell you about that
after I turn the mics off, but okay.
We'll we'll leave it there.
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This episode of Geopolitical Cousins focuses on the rising tensions in the US-Canada relationship, specifically the trade conflict. The hosts analyze the motivations behind current tariff disputes, Mark Carney’s strategic use of fiscal space to unify Canada around infrastructure development, and the long-term implications of shifted US sentiment towards Canada. They also discuss the myth of Canada's lack of military contribution and the dangers of the US shifting from a partnership model to a more transactional, imperialist approach.
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