Hello. Flesh Simulator here. I'm back. I

took my

I guess whatever the opposite of a

sabbatical is, where it was like I went

and did something way more stressful and

worse and more annoying for like a a

month.

And but still didn't make any money.

Now,

it brings me no pleasure to do this, but

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Today we're doing a full tour of Diyu,

the Chinese underworld.

You know that when you get to heaven and

it's Chinese TikTok, the one where it's

like, you know, oh, it's great. I just

didn't expect it to be Chinese. This is

the same except for it is Chinese hell.

Or more specifically, the 18 different

Chinese hells.

You see, this isn't exactly fire and

brimstone Christian hell. This is

bureaucratic, tailored, Chinese. You get

exactly what you deserve of purgatory

with a side of industrial meat grinder.

You mean a lathe? So, quick overview

before we dive in.

The Chinese afterlife is less of a

eternal damnation and more of a karmic

time out room.

You die, your soul gets dragged to the

10 courts of hell where 10 Yama Kings,

basically like pissed off middle

managers with crowns, judge you using

this magic mirror of retribution that

replays every shitty thing you ever did.

If your good deeds outweigh the bad

deeds, straight to reincarnation. Maybe

as a slightly better person. Um

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If not, you get to go to one of the 18

specialized hell chambers for some very

creative,

very temporary,

very painful torture until your sin debt

is paid off. And then you get reborn.

It's it's like community service,

but with demons and zero chance of early

release for good behavior.

And

um

torture.

Super efficient, very metal, very

Chinese. All righty, let's go through

all 18 one by one. I'll give you the

name, who winds up there, and what the

demons do to you.

Let's get started. So, hell number one

is the chamber of tongue gripping.

Um

They stay at about this level.

Um gossipers, slanderers, Twitter drama

lords,

and anyone who ever really started beef

in the group chat

is who winds up here. Demons yank out

your tongue with red hot pliers over and

over and then it grows back so they can

do it again. This will be a recurring

theme, by the way.

Hey,

you aren't supposed to be here until the

next video. Shoo. Hell number two, the

chamber of scissors.

Home wreckers, people who sabotage

marriages, cheaters, and that one cousin

who keeps pushing your widowed aunt to

get back out there. The demons snip off

your fingers with scissors.

Repeatedly, they grow back.

Okay, so hypothetically, what about

sending your ex a Words With Friends

invite?

Fingers.

Gone.

Next. Hell number three, the chamber of

iron trees. This is for anyone who sows

discord in their own family.

Backstabbing siblings, ungrateful kids,

parents who pit their children against

each other.

You get hung on trees made out of razor

sharp knives.

Every branch is a knife.

It's like being in a family group chat.

Hell number four, the chamber of mirrors

of retribution.

Like from before.

People who dodged earthly punishment.

You know, people who bribed their way

out of trouble, people who gaslight

everyone.

Just you know, straight up get away with

it.

This mirror shows you your true

monstrous self.

>> Oh, it's like that painting I have in

the attic. On loop while demons laugh at

you.

No physical pain, just pure

psychological damage.

I'm like I don't know what this says,

but this one doesn't sound that bad if

I'm going to be real here.

Um hell number five, the chamber of the

steamer.

This is for hypocrites, backstabbers,

and two-faced schemers who smile to your

face and plot behind your back. They get

steamed alive like dumplings.

Steamed, not fried.

Very Chinese.

Hell number six, the forest of copper

columns.

This is for arsonists, pyromaniacs, and

people who accidentally burned bridges,

metaphorical or literal.

You get tied to a red hot copper pillar.

Yeah, it sounds like that sucks.

I bet it's really hot.

Um hell number seven, the mountain of

knives. This is for senseless killers,

anyone who took a life for fun or

profit.

>> [sighs]

>> What was I doing when I wrote this

script? Jesus Christ.

Here, you have to climb a mountain made

entirely of knives, barefoot.

Forever.

Hell number eight, the chamber of ice.

This is for unfilial children. Filial

piety, of course, is a concept many

Americans are not familiar with.

Adulterers and cold-hearted schemers.

They wind up getting frozen naked on

iceberg while demons poke them with

icicles.

So, I feel like I'm probably going to

this one or maybe the tongue one. I'm

still deciding.

Um

Dear, which circle of Chinese hell am I

going to?

The tongue one it is.

Hell number nine, the chamber of the

cauldron of boiling oil.

This is for rapists, molesters, thieves,

and general violent scumbags. They get

deep fried in oil

like bad street food. Where do they get

the oil? Hell number 10,

the chamber of the ox pit.

This is for animal abusers and people

who mistreat the innocent. They get

trampled, gored, and mauled by demonic

oxen

forever in a giant ox pit.

Now, bearing in mind that this is

Chinese hell, this one's probably very

crowded.

Hell number 11, the chamber of rock

crushing.

This is for people who commit

infanticide, baby abandoners,

or anyone who crushed the weak under

their boot.

In return, they will be crushed by

massive stones until they are flat as a

pancake.

Flatlining.

Literally.

Hell number 12, the chamber of mortars

and pestles.

This is for food wasters, gluttons who

hoard during famine, or anyone who just

generally wastes resources while others

starved. They get ground into paste. Um

waste not, want not or get pasted.

Hell number 13, the pool of blood. This

one is for people who disrespected blood

relations.

Um

Did incest,

forced abortions, spilled innocent blood

in weird rituals.

They get drowned in a literal lake of

blood and pus. Um

This is This This one is apparently one

of the grossest according to

um

the reviews.

Hell number 14, town of the wrongfully

dead {slash} suicide hell.

This is for suicides and people who

caused others to die unjustly. So, that

seems like a weirdly broad spectrum,

but

I'm not Chinese, so who's to say? They

get trapped in a ghost town reliving

their final moments on loop. Um so, it's

like eternal awkward small talk with

other dead people

who killed themselves in like sort of

just like a bummer way.

Um hell number 15, the chamber of

dismemberment.

Um

I mean, I

it's pretty much what it says on the

tin.

This is for grave robbers, body

desecrators, organ harvesters. Um

Yeah, they they get dismembered. They

slowly chopped into pieces.

Uh

This teleprompter is scrolling very

slowly. Hell number 16, the mountain of

flames.

This one is for thieves, robbers,

corrupt officials, and anyone who burned

others for personal gain. Um they get

cast into volcanic fire. They get they

get dropped into a volcano.

All right.

We're getting close to the end here.

Hell number 17 is the yard of the stone

mill. This is for oppressors, tyrants,

and just power abusing [ __ ] who

ground people down.

Their punishment is to be literally

ground down between two giant millstones

and made into flour.

Um

Ironically, it's the ultimate reap what

you sow machine.

Hell number 18, the chamber of the saw.

This one's for lawyers. They get sawed

in half lengthwise, slowly, forever.

So,

yeah, those are the Chinese hells. Don't

neglect your filial piety.

Um

yeah.

Diyu is waiting. I'm a rider creep

[music] at night. Posse deep is how I

creep. I'm a rider on a beat with a

buckshot. I'm a product of the street

into the wild wild [music] west.