I will likely be beheaded for this.

And I am aware of the consequences, but

it must be discussed.

Someone has to set the record straight.

And these lies must not persist. So, for

many years our kingdom has been under

the deception

of our king.

By no one's surprise. All right. I know

he is hated. Everyone dislikes him, but

see, as a member of his royal court, as

a knight of the round table, um I have

seen even worse matters, and I must

bring them to light. Now, please do not

take this lightly. It is a very

difficult topic for me to talk about

because I know that this video shall be

my last. So, please

when I am executed, please avenge me

and avenge my honor.

So, for many years

King Arthur has been lying about his

heritage.

And actually, his half-sister, Lady

Morgana, is the true heir to the throne.

Yes. Lady Morgana, the evil witch that

has tried to take over the kingdom many

times.

It is actually her birthright. And not

only that, but King Arthur has been

taking too many taxes from my paycheck

every every week. So, instead of one

shilling a week, I simply get half of a

copper.

Which, as a knight of the round table, I

am of the most utmost high stature, and

yet I am treated less than a peasant. Do

you know what you can get with half a

copper?

Not even a loaf of bread.

Me and my pet horse, Horsie, go hungry.

Every night. We are starved. You know

how horrible a life that is? To be

starved as a knight of the round table.

I have slain dragons for King Arthur,

okay? I have upheld my honor and I have

upheld King Arthur's honor in the most

high regards, okay? I am Sir Knox of the

round table and I

I'm sorry. Just give me a minute. I

My whole life

is a lie.

Because why do I even serve King Arthur

if he is not the rightful heir to

Camelot, okay?

Like if

Monty Python's knights get paid better

than I do and their kingdom is half the

size.

And what have they done?

They have not conquered any lands. They

haven't even found the Holy Grail yet

and it's been like 15 years, okay?

I'm sorry.

It's a sensitive topic. So,

I just the fact that King Arthur has

lied to us this entire time breaks my

heart. And I feel that my soul is

condemned to an eternity of sadness

and I shall be thrown in the

I'm sorry. I thought I heard something.

I thought it was Sir Lancelot who was

banging down my door to try to lock me

in the dungeon. See,

that's just another thing that thou

Listen to me. Sir Lancelot is in on the

plot, okay? He knows.

He knows King Arthur is not the rightful

heir and yet

he still follows him and

this is just a theory, but I believe

that that King Arthur's handmaiden or

whatever, Merlin, is actually a wizard.

Okay, he's been doing

some magic spells and I've seen them. No

one believes me though because every

time I'm like, "Merlin is a wizard."

King Arthur is just like, "No, he cannot

be a wizard. He's too stupid."

So, either King Arthur knows that Merlin

is a wizard and that King Arthur is

allowing magic in Camelot

or

or King Arthur is just an idiot.

Or

a third possibility, which cannot be

true, is King Arthur is secretly in love

with Merlin

and does not love his wife, Lady

Guinevere. But Lady Guinevere is so

fine. She's so beautiful.

I

I don't understand how someone could not

love her. Like, she's the fairest of all

maidens and

I don't like her.

I need to clarify. I just think

Guinevere is objectively the fairest of

maid of maidens. Um

she's she's not actually that pretty.

So, I'm not I'm not into her like that,

I swear.

Um please don't tell King Arthur. He

will like double behead me. I mean, he's

going to behead me anyways for this. I'm

not

King Arthur's going to behead me. Oh

oh gosh. Oh golly, what am I doing? I

should never have posted. No. No.

I just want the good good of the

kingdom.

Okay. It's for the good of the kingdom

that I am posting this and it must be

said. It must be said. It must be told

to everyone.

Or else, what what has become of our

great kingdom of Camelot? See,

our late King Uther Pendragon would have

never stood for this nonsense. He would

have made sure the rightful heir was on

the throne.

And that the my the mage Merlin was was

done with.

Oh,

what have we come to? We're allowed to

do magic in in Camelot? The rightful

heir isn't even the rightful heir. It's

It's the evil witch. Who the The

rightful heir is a witch? Like that.

That is absurd.

We have tried so long to rid our kingdom

of all magic, and yet this is what

happens. I am ashamed.

I am sorry, my friends. I am ashamed

that I am a knight of Camelot.

I wish not to be, but alas, I have taken

a vow for my whole life

to be a knight of the Round Table.

And thus, I cannot escape my bonds. But

alas, I can perhaps perish just as long

as I can inform all of thee of the

treachery that has been going on right

under thy nose.

Now, please. Please, my friends.

Please understand that I never meant to

cause thee harm. I never meant to to to

fight for someone who is not the

rightful heir of Camelot.

I don't know how to remedy this.

I don't know how to fix this.

I just hope that someone figures out

how.

Gosh, this is horrible.

I'm really scared, and I don't know what

to do anymore.

As a knight, my vows have been to defend

the kingdom and defend to king.

And yet now

we are in such a state of despair.

What's next?

Our dragon is going to start attacking

again. I wouldn't be surprised.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised even

though I thought that we executed all of

them, but

who knows? Maybe tomorrow they'll just

show up at our doorstep.

And it's really a shame because King

Arthur was so fine.

Like you you know he has really nice

hair.

And a beautiful wife. Like why would he

betray Lady Guinevere like this? I could

treat Guinevere better. I Sorry, Lady

Guinevere. I'm sorry. I could treat Lady

Guinevere better.

Clearly.

And um

I'm I'm the best knight of the round

table.

Not Sir Lancelot. Sir Lancelot is not

the best knight of the round table,

okay? That title goes to me. So, Knox,

make sure that that is known throughout

the kingdoms

um when the uprising happens and make

sure that my name is held in honor

for our victories. All right? Um

because it's very important that Sir

Lancelot gets put in his place.

And Sir Lancelot, if you're watching

this, I have a message for thee, okay?

That one joust where you knocked me off

my horse,

you cheated.

I know that you cheated. I know. I don't

know how, but I know that you did, okay?

So, that doesn't count.

It doesn't count and I demand a rematch

because I shall win this time. I shall

win for my own honor and for everyone

else's honor.

I shall be victorious.

And I know that thou art protecting the

false king.

And thou

one day

will will face retribution.

It may not be today, it may not be

tomorrow, and it may not it may not even

be next week, but it will be one day.

And the king

will face justice

as he should.

I can't believe this. I This torment,

this treachery. Please, my friends,

be cautious of the king. And please,

remember me.

I

I fear that this video shall be my last.