[laughter]

>> They've struck me down. They've struck

me down. I need your help,

>> [laughter]

>> please.

I don't have long.

I don't have much longer, okay?

You must tell Lady Guinevere

>> [laughter]

>> that I, Sir Knox, do love her very

greatly before

Before

um

What was I saying?

Hello. [laughter]

>> [cough]

>> The battle is raging outside. The dragon

has come.

>> Did the dragon attack you?

>> No. No, you see, I I may have slipped on

some stairs.

I may have slipped on [music] some

stairs and stumbled into the cellar down

here, you see.

Um I'm not the most

I'm not the most experienced person when

it comes to footwork, you know?

Everyone's going shimmy shimmy and I

just go like uh uh.

Over the edge.

>> [cough]

>> I'm dying.

>> And now you didn't like fight the

dragon, or are you just like a loser

chud like laying on your butt all day?

>> No, I fought valiantly, of course, you

know? But now Now my time has come, my

friend.

But I need you.

I need you, okay?

>> [music]

>> Go tell Lady Guinevere that I have

always loved her, okay?

>> She's literally married to Sir Lancelot.

>> No, I know she's married to Sir

Lancelot. That's not the point. Tell her

>> [laughter]

>> Tell her that I love her, okay?

Okay, it's very necessary, okay?

What's that? You like my chainmail? Oh,

thank you. I made it myself.

>> [music]

>> Yeah.

Like I don't go anywhere without my

chainmail.

>> [music]

>> Okay, it's it's

it's my prized possession. It's my

prized What do you want to me?

You want me to come closer?

>> [music]

>> So you can see my chainmail. Of course.

>> [laughter]

>> Of course. Of course. Hey,

give it back. Please. Please. Now you

know my secret. I know. I'm a ginger.

>> [laughter]

[gasps]

[laughter]

>> You know how long I've kept that a

secret.

How could you?

Thou are no longer my friend, okay? Why

would you Give Give me back my

chainmail, please. It's all I have.

If thou does not give it back my

chainmail, I will tell the king of

thou's crimes.

>> [laughter]

>> Yes, I I totally know the king. Yes, me

and the king are like we're like

twinsies, yeah.

You know, cuz one time I was in a joust

and when I fell off my horse, the king

looked directly at the uh me.

He was like, "Who's that guy?"

And then someone told that his my name.

So it was like, "Yeah, that's that's Sir

Knox. That's Knox the knight."

So the [music] king knows exactly who I

am and so I shall tell him if he does

not give me back my chainmail.

Please.

Please, I feed us to me, [music] please.

It's all I have.

>> [laughter]

>> It's everything to me. I'm nothing

without it.

You'll give it back.

>> [laughter]

>> That's all. That's all. That's all.

Thank you.

>> [music]

>> So, where were we? Hmm. Yes.

I'm still dying.

How could I forget?

How could I forget that I still am going

to perish here?

And it's going to be all your fault.

Okay, and I know you're just a rat, but

that doesn't mean that we cannot be

friends and that you cannot help me.

Okay?

Can [snorts] you fetch me some cheese?

[music]

I've never eaten cheese before. It seems

so delicious, but the king hoards all of

the cheese to himself.

One time

One time when the king

>> [music]

>> was

One time when the king was was riding by

on his horse, he was eating an apple, an

apple I say, and and a little [music]

piece of the apple, a little crumb fell

on the dirt, and I scurried over there

and I ate it up.

It was delicious.

I think about that every day.

Oh.

Produce.

I love produce.

Keeps me from getting [music] scurvy.

[singing]

I would say if I was a wealthy man with

with much produce, but I am not, and so

I am scurvy like the rest of everyone.

Anyways, back to Lady Guinevere.

Back to Lady Guinevere. Do you

You know Lady Guinevere, yeah? She's

like the fairest maiden around and like,

you know,

>> [music]

>> you know, I'm pretty sure she has the

hots for me.

Pretty sure she has a thing for me, you

know, because like who wouldn't? Have

you seen me joust?

Like that one time that I went to get

Sir Lancelot, you know, I definitely

would have won. He He kind of cheated,

okay? He kind of cheated. Listen, just

because his lance is bigger than mine

doesn't mean anything, okay?

Guinevere only gave Sir Lancelot her

favor because she felt sorry for him,

okay? She felt sorry for him, okay? She

loves me.

She loves me, I swear it. Like how could

you not?

>> [music]

>> Right, ladies?

Am I right? [music]

Or am I left? I don't know.

I'm actually left-handed.

On guard.

Yeah, but you didn't see that coming.

Ah!

I'm sorry. Sorry. I'll be more relaxing.

Some calming chain mail noises. Jingle,

jingle, pay attention. Jingle, jingle.

>> [music]

>> I can still see you. No, you cannot see

me. It's like a mystery.

I'm staring into your soul right now,

and I shall tell you your future.

>> [music]

>> Thou shall like, comment, and subscribe.

I can see it. I can see it on the

horizon, my friend. It is coming for

thee, the comment and the subscribe and

the like.

It plagues my mind.

Anyways.

So.

What? down here together.

What what what shall we do? Let's now we

should play a game with me. Okay, we're

doing a staring contest. Okay, ready? If

you blink, you fail. Ready? 3 2 1.

>> [music]

[snorts]

>> There was a hair in my eye.

>> [snorts]

>> I did not blink.

I will persevere. I have not lost

anything except

the joust yesterday and the one before

that. And you know, [music] the dragon

was really strong. It was very difficult

to defeat. Uh but I shall not blink

[music] on this day because I am not

weak.

I am strong and I shall prove that to

thee.

>> [music]

>> I'm I'm the strongest knight around.

I've slayed so many dragons, but you

wouldn't know them because they go to

another castle, you know. So, you don't

really know the dragons that I've

slayed, okay?

Did thou blink yet?

Did thou

blink? Please.

>> [gasps]

>> Please. Please. Please.

Please, I beg of thee.

>> [snorts]

>> Now, I'm just a poor boy. I have no

sympathy.

Easy come, easy go. Little high, little

low. Anyways,

will thou help me go slay a dragon?

Maybe Lady Guinevere will finally say

yes to me if you do. And she's not in

love with Sir Lancelot. I don't care,

which everyone has been telling now,

okay? Lady [laughter] Guinevere loves

me. I promise. I So, I swear.

>> [snorts and laughter]

>> This may be my last moments. Please,

please.

Please, you must tell her.

Please,

you must.

If you do not, then I [music] don't know

how I shall ever go on. I mean, I won't

because I think I shall perish here in

this in this dungeon, but you know,

just the way the cookie crumbles, huh?

Yeah,

that's [music] fine.

It's fine. [singing] I'm used to it. I,

you know, like all these maidens,

they're like, "Yeah, you know, I'll

totally save you if you perish down in

the dungeon, in the cellar, whatever,

you know." And then I start perishing,

and where are they?

Where are they?

Without like comment and subscribe.

Please free me from the dungeon

and no likes and comments and

subscribes. Peace. That's all.

Farewell, my friends.

Have a wonderful [music] evening.

And stay

awesome.