So, Sir Lancelot locked me in the

dungeon again.

I've been here approximately a quarter

of a fortnight.

>> [laughter]

>> I didn't even do anything to provoke Sir

Lancelot. I just posted a video about

how he doesn't lance very lot, and he's

more like Lance-a-little. But you see, I

believe he has taken offense to this.

>> [snorts]

>> And so he has [laughter]

he has

unjustly decided to tell me that there

was fair maidens in the cellar, and when

I go down to check, he shuts the door

behind me and locks the head from the

outside. I have done nothing wrong, but

the only friends I have in here are the

rats, and they're not very nice to They

keep nibbling on my toes.

As if they're waiting for me to just

perish. Sir Lancelot, if thou sees this,

know that I will come after thee. I will

hold a grudge, and I do not take this

heinous treason lightly.

Anyways, if thou are not Sir Lancelot, I

am [snorts] in the dungeon beneath the

cellar of of the maidens quarters in the

castle. Please let me out. I I will be

forever grateful.